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All right, moving right along.
Okay, So we were in Omaha last

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week visiting my parents and my sister. I went to high school and college

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there. I guess they lived there
for thirteen years, and so we went

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up to visit. And there's a
section in Omaha called the Old Market,

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which is a really cool older part
of downtown with cobblestone streets and kind of

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a warehousey district kind of feel with
shopping and restaurants and and all kinds of

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stuff. And we go every time. And there's a really cool record store

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that Landry and I love. It's
been there since I was a kid.

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It's called Homer's Records. So Landing
and I go to the record store.

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Tricia goes in vice overpriced reading glasses. And so we get down there and

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we park right on the main street
there and we get out of the car

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and there's a I'm going to go
ahead and assume a homeless guy with some

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mental issues starts is walking towards us, and he's eating spaghetti looking at us,

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though he's just walking in the opposite
direction of us. Yeah, but

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he's been very, very loud,
and he's eating spaghetti with his hands,

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and he's walking towards us. So
immediately the girls wisely, they're like they

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kind of duck in behind me,
and we continue to walk towards this guy

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and he's at the top of his
lungs talking to nobody, and we get

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by him. No problem, no
harm, no foul, and I go

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over to Tricia and Lander I go, did you guys hear what he was

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saying? And Trisa's like, no, I wasn't really paying attention to what

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he said. Yeah, Landry,
did you hear? She's like, I

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go, Well, what he was
saying was no, I do not want

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to touch your butthole. That's what
he kept saying. Oh, my brain

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means that in his brain somebody asked
them to touch the right like a random

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question, and so that just has
stuck. So I like it was just

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into random text to Trisia, no
I do not want to touch your buttle

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and they lay saw him thirty forty
minutes later on the other side of the

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street, and he was still letting
everybody know, still mad about the butthole

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question, still mad about it.
He can't believe somebody asked it. He

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was so offended. Oh, maybe
he was accused, maybe wanting to I

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don't know, I don't know,
I don't know. I pray that guy

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gets some help, because of course
he needs it. Of course, we

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no way, shape or form making
a light of him. It was just

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a funny thing that he was saying. Or are we weird if we think

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about hole? There's some snowflake out
there that would file assault charges Because the

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guy said that at the word butthole
around around them, everyone smile. It

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pops into my head and I'll just
go, No, I don't want to

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touch your butthole, don't want to
do not want You could be a little

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more polite about it. Yeah,
No, I don't think I really want

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to touch your bell. But again
the question, let me ask you this,

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all right, does it suck for
you that you fell madly in love

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with and married a guy from Omaha? Yeah, you couldn't have lived in

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You could be from Hawaii. He
could be from Maine, right, Vermont,

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you know, Yeah, he can
be from Napa. No, No,

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he'd be from Omaha. So you
have to go to Omaha a couple

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times a year and here people yell
about their buttholes. Yeah up. Tricia

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finally met my parents' neighbor, mister
King. Oh, I love mister King.

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I love him. This is a
man that has lived across the street

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from my parents for about thirty years, and he is the nicest guy,

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and mister King knows everything that's going
on in the neighborhood. He sits on

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his front porch almost every day and
he watches. He keeps an eye out

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for what's happening. And he's a
really good neighbor because my parents are elderly

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and he helps them, you know, like he'll bring their trash can back

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up to the house for them,
he'll get the mail for them. And

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should never meet him, but I've
heard you talk about him all this time.

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So he was sitting outside and I
walked over and I told him,

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I said, I want you to
meet my daughter. So Landry and I

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went over there. Then you kept
surprise you came over. Yeah. I

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was getting a stuff out of the
car and I saw y'all in the driveway

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talking, so I wanted to meet
him too. And then I found while

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I was talking to him, I
was like, Oh, I hope he'd

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likes me. He's like one of
those people that I'm like, I hope

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he thinks he thinks I'm nice.
And then you called him doctor King,

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ah, because we were talking about
your friend who was a doctor. And

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then I said, I'm going to
go. It's nice meeting you, doctor

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King. And I was like,
oh, I mean mister King. It's

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very awkward. He's a nice guy, so nice, really really good guy.

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And it was a good trip.
And as we walked away from mister

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King, I turned around so and
I said, no, I do not

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want to talk to you. You
did not say that to mister Keith.

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What's first thing that made you laugh
tonight? With the rise of self driving

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vehicles, there will eventually be a
country song about how your truck left you

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too? Oh gosh, I add
that to the to the wife the doll,

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yep, everybody. Yeah you got
you gotta have mama and a train

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in there too, right, yeah, probably, so yeah for the perfect

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country song. Yeah, I'm not
down with the self driving. It seems

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like the run, the popularity,
the interest has really slowed down, right,

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And I think that I've heard that
not one, but like two of

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the companies who were trying to deploy
self driving vehicles have since had to recall

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them to work on them some more
because of all the traffic accidents and traffic

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jams they were causing. Yeah,
and even like the ones that are ubers

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that had no drivers, those are
off the street, I think too.

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Yeah, I don't. I mean, I mean, it's fine. Just

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drive your car, people, I've
been doing it for a long long time.

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What is it that hard? Just
because we could potentially have self driverless

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cars doesn't mean we need them.
Yeah, I mean we should. There's

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a lot of other things we could
use before that. Yeah, if I

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were to get into a car and
there was no driver, I would get

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right back out. There would be
no interruption of my moving in and immediately

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moving back. I've been in one
where there's someone in the driver's seat and

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they turn it on and you drive
with it. You know, Well,

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it's pretty amazing, but it's still
not I don't trust it one hundred percent.

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No, not nearly, not at
all. His stories we lost,

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So we lost a literal legend.
On Thursday last week, Bob Newhart died

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at his La home after a series
of short illnesses. He was ninety four.

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I saw a CBS Sunday Morning interview
with him Sandy when he was ninety

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up, down, laughing, talking, could not believe he was ninety in

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that interview. Yeah, he was
the king of dead pain comedy. He

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mastered the art of stuttering and hesitation
in his deliveries. Yeah, like no

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other person. I'll say, very
unpopular opinion right now. You didn't like

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it. I never he drove me
nuts. It was exactly what you just

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said that. I was like,
spit it out your damn full It was

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what he did. I know.
But if you would talk to him in

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the interviews, no hesitation, no
stuttering in between his words drove me in

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seven Sandy, you don't understand.
He had a career that spanned over six

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decades, and despite all of the
projects and TV shows that he was involved

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in over this those years, he
said that Papa Elf from the Will Ferrell

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movie Elf was quote out ranks by
far any role I have ever played.

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Greatest show finale ever too, Will
Heart. Yeah, when it was all

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a dream and they were they ended
it when he was in bed at his

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original show with Suzanne Plachette yet and
he's like, you're not gonna believe this

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dream I had? Right, was
clever. He was in The Bob Newhart

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Show from seventy two to seventy eight
and then did New Heart for maybe two

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to ninety and ended New Heart as
if it was a dream from his first

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show, right, Yes, I
thought that was very cool. He also

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appeared in shows like Desperate Housewives.
I did not know that you are hut

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in Cleveland. I definitely know that
he was on The Big Bang Theory Professor

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Proton oh I thing lover. Yeah, he was great. Did you know

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that his best friend when he was
alive with Don Rickles. Yeah. In

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fact, I just watched a roast
of just last night, Bob Newhart doing

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a roast of Don Rickles. Really, it was pretty funny. Jeed Apatow

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made a documentary about Bob Newhart and
Don Rickles's friendship. That's supposed to be

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really really good. It was interesting. They took a lot of shots at

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Don rickles intelligence, but that one
very funny. Well. I grew up

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watching the Bob Newhart Show. I
remember it from a tiny tricia watching it,

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and I just was so sad to
hear that he passed away. Yep.

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Ninety four. Good run, Yeah, really really good run to the

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Bob. Ripped to the Bob.
That's the story. We love sticking around

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seven three seven three zero one ninety
six hundred. I got this one when

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we were on a vacation last week. I have no idea what it means.

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All it says is rake, cottage, cheese, Cookies, Thriller,

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Pluto. I have no idea what
that means. Somebody's in Washington State,

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Rake, cottage, cheese, cookies, thriller, and Pluto. Yeah,

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I have no idea what that means. I don't either. Is it some

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sort of like what's that game you
play? Sequences or something? I don't

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know. Is that what it's called
where you have to it's like spawned from

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wordle? Yeah, were we asking
people to list their top five of something?

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I don't know. I rake being
somebody's top five. I got it.

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Kind of cheese would definitely be Tricia. If you were to write an

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auto biography, what would the title
be? Okay? The first thing that

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came to my brain was no,
sir, No sir, No, no

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sir. But I also think I
like, I'm about to light somebody up.

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I think it might be I'm about
to light somebody up. I thought

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you would go with which may not
know. That's great. Yeah, that's

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my answer. That's even better.
That goes back to Tricia's friend Tasha.

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Yes, tell that story quickly.
My friend Tasha, she was looking for

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a job. This is so long
ago, and she asked me to look

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at her resume and she had all
of her her school and work listed and

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at the bottom und her hobbies.
The first sentence was what you may not

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know, and then all the things
she liked. Oh my god, it

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made me laugh so hard. It
made her take it off. But it

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has lived on all these thirty years, which you may not know. It's

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funny what sticks, isn't it.
Yes, you're right, that is a

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good name for an autobiography. What
you may not know, you may not

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know. A follow up to what
you may not know is who would you

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dedicate your autobiography to? Yoh,
I think anybody who has a kid dedicates

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it to their kid. Oh really, to LG of course, to the

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fuzz really yes, and it would
be something like dedicated to my sweet,

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amazing daughter, who if she had
not been around, this would have been

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written a lot faster and about the
lighter up. Yeah up, all right,

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So that goes to the Fuzz.
Finally, those of you that may

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not know what you may not know. As Tricia is a big time monster

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movie fan, love them all.
So I'd like to know, of all

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the monsters in the monster movie,
who is your favorite monster? Who do

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you always cheer for. I don't
consider like the monsters in like Guardian A,

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Galaxy or Star Wars. I don't
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It's more like Megaladon, King Kong, Godzilla, those kind of monsters.

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I love Godzilla, Love Godzilla more
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I don't know why. I love
Godzilla when he's coming out of the water

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and those pointy things on his back
start showing you like that, So Godzilla

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is my Kui. There's a new
monster movie out right. I think it's

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another Godzilla movie. It's another Godzilla
in Kong movie. And I think maybe

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they team up again in this one. I'm not sure they become friends.

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Yeah, they had to team up
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the last one, oh yeah,
okay, well maybe the one before that

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they had to fight each other.
We were trying to figure out who the

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best one was. I remember that
one that I did not watch I don't

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watch them. You should, I
don't know. Why. Do you remember

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the beginning of the Flintstones when they
were going to the movies and he slid

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off the back of the Brnosaurus's back
when they're driving into the movie the drive

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in movie theater? Do you remember
what movie was playing? No, the

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Monster? Did I not know that? I don't know? That's rapid Fire?

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Q and A. She's Trisha.
My name is Sandy. Stick around

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more coming up? All right,
this might be some good advice for people,

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or for all of you out there
that already know it all. You're

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going to be worn right right,
there's a lot of know it alls out

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there. I know. I hate
to know it all. Sometimes I'm one

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h Sometimes sometimes I am. At
least you admit it. Yeah, other

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times I'm not. Sometimes I am. Sometimes you speak about things that you

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know nothing about. Wrong. That
is wrong. That is true. I

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get case in point when I was
cooking flames steak last night, but I

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knew you were still irritated about that. A small child whatever. All right,

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so we've got some real life cheat
codes for you. Would you like

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to share one? Yes, here's
the one that I believe in being polite

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increases your odds of getting what you
want. It's like honey attracts more geese

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almost said flies than vinegar. It
absolutely works. I do it all the

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time. Also, remember that time
we were somewhere where were we We were

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at a fast food restaurant and the
woman that gave us took our order and

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she was a sour puss. Taco
bell, Taco bell, taco bell drive

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through. And then you just killed
her with kindness. Did she gave us

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free tacos? Yep? Yep,
just was nice to her. And then

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our neighbor across the street. Yes, yes, our neighbor across the street,

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she we were sitting in. We
were warned about her, killed her

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with kindness. She loved us,
Yep, loved us. And I've always

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told the fuzz that just kill them
with kindness and wear them down after a

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while. Another one is confidence can
get you super far, even if it's

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an act. They old fake it
till you make it. Thing that can

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get a little dicey it Sometimes.
I'm not saying if you're a brain surgeon,

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you're not faking it till you make
it right, you know what I

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mean. But having confidence like walking
into a room like you've been there a

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million times before, is like I
do that. I was at a fancy

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schmancy golf course recently, and I
just walked in there like as a member,

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like you own it, like I
own the place. It's just easy.

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It's just thinking about your posture and
and the air that you put off.

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It's what dictates how people are going
to treat you. I've got one

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that I think you're going to struggle
with. Oh okay, talk positive about

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people behind their backs. So far,