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Six. I've never seen you this mad. I think mad's an understatement.
Almost yeah, I almost couldn't even think of the right word. Like
red faces, red hands are still yeah, it's still shaking. Well,
I think I'm I don't know if it's matter, if I'm disappointed. I
mean, I worked with these guys and Gal for a few years. Christina
that worked for with Bit and Skin. I said with him, I worked
for them ten years, almost you. And they're like, why am I
the first option? Because I did a cricket sound machine brink last year?
Why am I the first option to be the fart sound effect center, which,
by the way, I didn't hear it yesterday at all during our show.
You're that one right there. So they started, well, it felt
like a drop from the Sopranos fart library. I can't tell him of the
radio library. I just bad fish. No, it was the god what's
the word Indian food? Uh. His life was over. He was so
childish about the Diary of spell. Oh, oh my gosh. I think
it was you would know, you're that's fresher in your I think they went
to his house to pick him up. Yeah, you look at my boat.
And he had to Carmela had to run interference for him because he had
vindalud doodoo. Yeah, he's running to the bathroom and you hear the same
drops we've heard for twenty years. They all came on a CD when I
first started in this business in nineteen ninety nine and went into the library and
it was a CD that just I think it said one hundred and one farts,
that whole CD collection of radio sound effects. Yeah, isn't that production
studio. I know, I've seen. I've gone through those. It's incredible.
And you know, you can also just go to YouTube now and all
those you know, CDs of it uploaded there, so you want them.
But I was like, one day, if they were going to throw those
out, I'm just gonna take them and just have them and then eventually,
yeah, get an intern you know, and you pay them a very cheap
amount to put them into CD player pennies on the dollar pennies and let them
upload them to a file and you have them forever. Oh yeah, I
would. I would keep those. I would not throw anything like that away.
Would not either. I've either some hilarious stuff. I mean, there's
what a thousand DVDs, it seems, or CDs or five hundred, it's
so many, it's a whole wall. Well, we remember we talked yesterday
about like doomsday prepping, and I remember what it was like having a case
of water and some cash on hand in case like the whole infrastructure shuts down.
I experienced a microcosm of that last night and kind of over the weekend
because at and D's Internet has been terrible in my neighborhood. It was down
for thirty six hours over the weekend, and then yesterday afternoon and all night
long, and this morning when I woke up, Internet completely out, and
the cell phone provider that I've used, I'm kind of in a dead cell
in my neighborhood. So like any work that I wanted to get done,
I had to do on my phone with one barely one bar. So it
was you who kept cutting out the other night, dude, may have been
its absolutely cool, which is you know what, it's the right play to
blame Kevin, But uh, I'm like, okay, I really I can't
watch TV. I can't get on my computer. My cell phone's rendered practically
useless because I'm on data and it's slow as F'm like, what am I
gonna do? So you know what? I did? Read a book?
Lame boring? Who wants to read books? How tired? Were you after
you read, did your eyes hurt? I thought that was gonna, yeah,
escort me into sleep land. But it didn't work. I just got
looking at this book going, I don't want to read book Bible again.
The Quran. Jesus see, that is a bet payoff. I have to
read a translated Koran. Oh nuts, it takes notes. What do you
start like kind of just day white days, changing and starting to embrace some
stuff, and you taild your outfit a little bit, just a little bit,
start dressing differently. Yeah? Yeah? Do you like that more than
you have to live stream yourself listening to the new two hour Andre three thousand
flute album. No, I'd much rather do that than read the Koran.
After a month of the Koran, I come up to work and introduce you
to my new girlfriend and you can only barely see her eyes. Oh she's
love gorgeous, stand beautiful. I don't know what to say. You won't.
Just let's meet her a little bit. Sit she can Hi, I'm
Kevin, just to unpeel that. No, And Kevin just like uses his
finger and like pulls it down a little, and you're like, no,
you slapped his hand. No, what about this one any have to live
stream yourself watching the Tony Awards. I wouldn't mind that. Actually, I'd
do that, I stream yourself. Yeah, I'd rather do that than read
the Koran or what was the other one? Just I've seen yourself listening to
the new Andre three thousand flute album. You hear about that thing. I
haven't listened to it yet, but I bet it's not as bad as people
are making it out to be. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you he's
playing the flute. So who doesn't like a little flute in their life.
It's not a little flute, Danny, It's a lot of flute, an
I'm I mean I could pull something up for you. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, I mean it's just a jazz record. I mean, it's
not just a jazz record. It's a guy playing a flute. Who doesn't
love Andre three thousand. I know that's the thing that I saw lots of
online disappointment about the new Andre record because and then a lot of flute references.
You saw the you saw the track list right, Oh god, the
track list is insane. Let me see if I can find it, because
I'm trying to get it right here just start a song and then tell us
what the name of this New Blue Son. Here's the first single off of
his new record, New Blue Son. I swear I really wanted to make
a rap album, but this is literally the way the wind blew me this
time. That's the type craak me up JJ. Here's some new Andre three
thousand on KGFM Home with Dallas Mavericks and in the stilin Inside Sports Medicine with
Doctor Teo Sah. I swear, I'm trying to play it. It's not
organ You're terrible. I'm plugged in cool. It's not playing this salty bitch.
Okay, hold on, let's get rid of this. What I'm trying.
It s fun then, you know, every day? Every day?
Every day? Is it? I don't know why it's applying. You just
did it. Maybe our internet's down too. It says we all need to
hit up boost Infinity. Here's one. This is called that night in Hawaii
when I turned into a panther and started making is it really the name of
the song. He started making these low registered purring tones that I couldn't control
s was wild. That's the whole title. It's a ten minute and thirty
second song, Danny, you know what thumb up right now? I love
this. Yep, we should do this on circ where you'd have the live
thumbs right now. Sounds like the similar technology that determines the fate of our
careers. Yeah, not a history knob. You're starting to lose the thumb
to go down. I want to know where this is, so I'm still
can tell you seven minutes, I can tell you where this is going to
the chorus because I haven't listened to this whole thing. It's Kevin. Oh
look that. Look he's He's been accused of enough today, Danny, don't
okay? Could he be Could he be doing like that's the most exciting song
on the record. Could he be doing a total Andy Kaufman bit and just
pranking the world? Because that's brilliant. Okay, I like that. Actually,
I think this might be what he wants to do. Though, But
maybe but you're saying maybe that was not bad. I mean, I didn't
hear that's cool. It's like background a a Louel Zoo themed charity event.
Louel Louel Zoo themed. It's the first song is twelve minutes and twenty seconds.
I did where I really wanted to make a rap album. God it
it's it's there's a lot to it, Danny. Track two is the slang
word p rolls off the tongue with far better ease than the proper word vagina
Do you agree? Two, one four, eight, one, seven seventy.
He included the freak call in line No No No the Number. Track
six is a ten minute and fifteen second opus Gandhi, Dali Lama, Your
Lord and Savior, J C. Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Wayne
gay C. It's kind of beautiful doing bits and the world is falling for
it. It's the first theory. I like that. I think it.
It cracked the Billboard double one hundred. I think he had like a nine
minute single that you know it's the first one twelve, but it's twenty seconds
that made I don't know, it made some chart. He's kind of amazing.
He's he's an artist, and I mean it's just a guy doing art.
Maybe is he a floutist or is he hiring somebody to play the flute?
He's holding it on the album cover, so I'm sure he is.
I mean, there's an old key and pills is a bit you guys,
right, doesn't the old Key and Piel bit, which you know ken pill
sketch comedies, so hit or miss here Bill had some really good hits and
that's bad misses, but they have an outcast sketch where they're basically the one
guy's playing the role of big boy and he just can't get Andre three thousand
to be serious. And Andre three thousand is dressed up like Peter Pan and
he just won't stop playing the flute. It's awesome. Okay, So does
Andre have at least one kid with Eric Abadu? Right? Yeah? And
doesn't he reside somewhere around here or has some kind of residence here. I
think he hangs out around here. I've heard that many times. I Like,
there's been like people who like, I'll just be like saw him at
a record store or something like that. So really he's been I don't know
if he lives here, lives here, but he hangs around here sometimes.
If it's you know, it's uh, don't. I don't even know if
they're together him and I don't think so, but I would be. But
if it's if they got children together, then you know, in unlikelihood his
kids are here and they divorced in nineteen ninety nine. So oh, really
well, I said, divorce. We're not in normer together at night,
Jane. So I support you, andre A three thousand. We all do
me too, We all do. I would listen to that over reading the
Koran yep. Given the options, I don't like live streaming the Tonys because
it does sound boring. If we could live stream a bigger or like the
Academy Awards, fine, I would do that because I actually, you know,
I realized that payoff isn't designed to make me do something I'm looking forward
to. I don't know. You might be surprised, you might. The
Tony is more entertaining than you think because think of the some of the flamboyant
acceptance speeches. I do love Neil Patrick Harris and Hugh Jackman, Sean Hayes
both and Sewn Hayes. Who will all pop up at some point. Is
Liza Minelli still with us? Lizamn Ellie too, she was doing bad when
they rolled. It's kind of a gay Golden Girls. Nathan Lane will surely
make an appearance. Yeah, I like Nathan Lane. Lin Ellis seventy seven,
that's it. Yeah, I have updated s and l bet standings for
Danny because me and Mike talked with this for a minute last week Danny my
cast two with Chalomet and Momoa. Congratulations Danny, you nelton yep. And
then they're having in next week is Adam Driver and Olivia Rodrigo. That was
my number one pick round one pick, so two for Mike, one for
Danny and I. So right now, Annie and I would have to co
pay off a bet, which I think we've decided is the phone case bet.
You decided that and we didn't. No one agreed. We didn't agree,
but we didn't really care. The decisions have to be made. You're
about to say foot again, aren't you a phone case shaped like a foot?
Didn't? They release the next three hosts and Adam Driver and Olivia Rodrigo,
And then coming up next week for the Christmas episode on the sixteenth will
be Kate McKinnon and the newly quote unquote out Billie Eilish. She's out,
she's out apparently okay, but does that mean she's gay? Who does that
mean she's out? And that was that It was that I don't even know
what the ring She's out. All the above yeah, she's gay, yes,
and and out. She was out but also oh gay blind, but
also a little not gay. I'm asking a little not good. That's really
is it? Is it really any of our business? Well she said it
in a magazine because she was asked, and you're right, said quote,
I'm gay. Yeah, okay, well that sounds that sounds pretty cut in
your eyes. You don't know if she said it. She said quote I'm
gay, but I don't know if she said she said that. Actually that's
boy. That is some downbeat reporting, right, real thin sources. Okay,
so this is disclaimers on there, harmful. She was in the Variety
Power of Women cover story and then in that story she said that she was
attracted to women like every person on earth, no doy. Then at the
Variety Hit Makers event This Is on Sunday Night, she was asked if she
meant to come out in that interview, and she said, no, I
didn't, but kind of thought, wasn't it obvious? I didn't realize people
didn't know. And I was like, you've had on no, I mean
household names, but you've had boyfriends? Has She yes, I saw one
do her wrong on her documentary, her documentary is really get by the way,
worth the watch. So she also said she didn't believe in coming out,
and she said, I'm just like, why can't we just exist?
Which you totally agree. But also my question does stand? Yeah, why
are you holding your hands like that? What can she just say? I
whatever? But both because if you if you say you're out, then you're
out. I don't know anything. I think she's saying she's out at not
just being label is straight female like everything. I'm a pan sexual, he
said, quote I like everything. Oh, she didn't say it. She
said I saw the article and I was like, oh, I guess I
came out today. Okay? Cool. Anyway, did anybody pick Billie Eilish
on the rest n L? Yeah? No, nobody did, and that
is where I would have picked. Yeah, I kind of thought someone would
have. No one did it? Mm hmm. Could do a Manning cast
bet for their upcoming guests. Yeah, okay, old friends of Peyton and
Eli, some sort of ESPN tie, a comedian, maybe a comedian a
current quarterback. Two was last night, okay, Tua playing Eric Clapton on
Good That's strange. He was very he was very boring. So he went
for the guitar. I know the feeling he wanted it. That's why he
was the time made him ten times hotter. Yeah, he grabbed a guitar
and suddenly seemed interested, like an interesting person. Amazing. Despite you can
fool women well into your thirties with that trick. You do find out when
it comes to pure comedy bones how little Peyton and Eli have funny in the
moment, but like when it's time to improve a song, yeah, oh
my god, I mean. And then right after the guitar went up,
Peyton was real quick to go now now two of the middle linebacker right there,
and it's like, okay, I got it, I got it.
You don't hear it? Yes to playing guitarm Okay, cranky, am JJ
please it works style Peyton, Okay, I didn't like that? All right?
Yeah, I like that. I respect I respect that. I respect
that. Artist Steak doesn't like that, skipping ahead, skipping ahead, I
could play maybe Tears in Heaven, Eric Clapton, let's go. Let's see.
It's wow, it's pretty clean. Yeah, he's good. Here the
game going on the off side. Off the Bengals jumped offside? What is
going on? Really? Good. It's hard. I got this, I
got this. Please no, no one wants to hear you say, keep
going to it, keep going your permit. Great job of using you an't
working your cadence singing. It's pretty funny one her first. Oh my god,
I love it. I love it. I think guy, the kids
would call that cringe. Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing.
I like it, but I saw it last night, but I thought it
was a little funnier right now. You look at the face because I was
watching it. It's like your friend who tries a freestyle and gets through one
line always like not even the two lines. Doesn't even with the one wrap
around rock, Eli, you need to work on your cadence on the one
base setting freestyle line and take it. Man, what it was so weird?
Kay Adams? They had a lot of k Adams last night. I'll
tell you what that most activated that Eli and Peyton were the whole night.
Yeah, you know, you get a hot female guest on and all of
a sudden, everyone tries to go on their A game. Yeah, they
start grunting down their p's and q's. So what's that show again? Why
don't you tell everyone where they can find it because I love it. I
love that watch every morning. You don't know where to find it. It
is up Adams, which is a good name. I don't even know who
that is Adams. I just talked about her like two weeks ago. Well,
I wouldn't hear which one is she? I don't know NFL girl.
What did she do that we talked about last She on the Live Golf She
was the not to Live golf the Netflix World Cup Golf. Yeah, she
was the announcer girl who was spread too thin. Okay, now, yes
I can remember her name. I know exactly who she was. Yeah,
she was on there with Joel Damon. Yeah, there's a collection of images
for you to take a look at dam to peak your morning appetite. Have
lunch, I mean breakfast. I have breakfast with K. She actually said
that her first job was country radio, where she lied. Knew nothing about
country music, but just lied. And I was like, you're saying that
on the air. Good strategy if you're hot, Yeah, that doesn't work
for everyone. You're Carissa Thompson boobs and ass hot hot hot, by the
way, workout you were closed, she showed. Excuse me? Yeah,
she no showed after your Twitter invitation. I think she saw the photo and
decided maybe I don't need to go to the Lakewood Landing after the Cowboys game.
There's a recent photo. You just changed your Twitter name to Danny,
Like that'll pass the test, Danny, dang it. Carissa. Yeah,
I thought Danny and Carissa might sparks might fly between them, and I had
a point riding on it. And then Danny said he is going to the
landing. So I'm like, all I needed to do bread crumb, bread
crumb trail from AT and T Stadium all the way to Lakewood. I just
need to get her there and then Danie'll do what needs to be done.
I did say that, what part of your prediction was her flicking a cigarette
butt out of the window of my Volkswacking as we drove away into the night
out? You said no smoking in this no smoking in the GT I broke
GI so you can confirm no point? Yeah, half point. I would
love to point. That would be more like an eighth of a point,
but no, no points at all. Zero points. Oh sorry, She's
a lovely lady. She is lovely, and you did your part. You
showed up. If I bet you look good. And I kept looking around,
you know, every time the bell rang at the door, your head
whips like soprano. And then it all went black yep. And then then
walked the guy in the member's only jacket and it all went to crap.
Is is it weird that no men were mad at her? It was just
women, female sideline reporters a little bit, I mean because they were vocal.
Yeah, and I get it. That is like, it's strange that
that's and it's not it's just no limits too. It's strange that that's seen
as their job kind of for the most part, the sideline reporter. It's
not. But it's just although that's there's like one or two we have played
by play in basketball and now in hockey, and I mean it's a couple
of NFL games Beth Mowens will get yeah, tide slowly turning. But but
if you didn't see any pushback from CBS's Evan Washburn, sideline reporter Tom Rinaldi
wasn't exercising how furious he was about it. It was just women. We've
had this conversation and why Yeah, women out hard for guys to get positions
in that I do think it's hard for guys to get silent jobs because most
guys don't because most guys don't want that job. I don't think because they've
realized women are the ones that are getting this. Women dominate that industry,
they do. Do you think it's because the coaches are all mad half the
time and they're less likely to snap off at a woman. Yeah, if
I run up their head coach got into it, probably hurt your team where
he's just gonna freak out on you. These coaches when they're really hot,
mad and they have to explain themselves to some insignificant knowing that they have ten
minutes right like, how can I help you? What can I do for
you? I've seen them snap on women, remember Nick Saban on Maria Taylor.
Yeah, I know what happens, but I want of it's less like
less likely. I mean, Popovich does it all the time, but I
think that's more of a bit. Yeah, he's just entertaining himself to know
he's trying to remember that Craig Sager still, let's turn to pretend that Craig
Sagger is still with it. And it seems like the guys, the guys
that get those jobs. They end up doing bits, you know, like
you mentioned, kind of had his little bit. I think when old he's
kind of doing a caricature some type. Yeah, the goose, when the
Goose was doing stuff. I'm down by the goal line, guys, Why
am I touching the goal post? A good? Cool? Why am I
laying on the goal post? Was there? Hey? My head decided sideline
to go down and young King Young. We wasted a lot of time.
We set up the show. We did good things. We got big stuff
today, including the big Dingo Power Hour at eight, Kevin Hart ticket giveaway
at seven. Hmm, if you could pass the test, I want hash
Browns. Dirk commenting on Luca good Dirk on that was really good, Chuck.
For why the Rangers aren't getting Otani? You don't know that yet.
I don't And I got my gear in the mail. Finally, World Series
cap. I want to talk yeah world serious hood. He wore this yesterday.
I know you were a couple weeks ago, just once and I noticed
that we never got to it. But all have time right now. We'll
do it. Son. We want to go up next week as a show.
We're what are we going to say? Basically falsely accused of something and
I have audio to prove it, and I'm all mad about this one.
Next time Nice Haven one's freaking