WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.799 Fallon and I are going to do something a little bit different today on the 2 00:00:02.879 --> 00:00:09.720 Minnesota Goodbye to kick things off two three four. I can buy myself flowers, 3 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:15.080 write my name in the sand, take it, talk to myself for 4 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:21.480 hours, say things he don't understand. Okay, stop it. I don't 5 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.839 think that's no no dancing. I think that that was probably a bad idea. 6 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:28.800 So let's great. We were going to do one yesterday, um and 7 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:33.479 it turned funny. Actually it was. We told Jenny to do a hoe 8 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:39.159 down to us, and Jenny got so aggressive, slapping her leg and she 9 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:42.439 was so offbeat, and I was like, Jenny, your leg is gonna 10 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:45.039 be so much. She's like, I know, I got real and really 11 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:48.719 beat on her leg. What what was the song we were seeing? When 12 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:50.719 she comes up? We said, Jenny, do a hoe down and so 13 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:54.960 Jenny, who plays along off the air that. I was thinking we should 14 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:57.479 video this, but let's practice it first. And then Jenny got up and 15 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.320 did the most offbeat, overly aggressive down. Ever She's like, well, 16 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:03.880 I don't know how to hold down. Sorry, I'm not Hillbill. He's 17 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:08.920 like, yes you are, Yes you are. Let's get started. This 18 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:17.120 email is from Christie. Please don't say my name. No. I've read 19 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:19.079 through it and there's nothing about it that makes it look like that. Good 20 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:23.640 morning to my most favorite morning show that I've been listening to since I was 21 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.400 a little girl ride in the school bus. Just wanted to tell you that 22 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:27.959 you're all my little piece of home away from home. I'm a truck driver 23 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:32.640 and when I was over the road traveling across the country missing my family, 24 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:36.439 I had always turn you on, and you filled that loneliness of being homesick. 25 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:40.560 I'm so happy I could listen anywhere I was, and that is one 26 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:42.480 of the great things about iHeartRadio. Can I just stop there for a second 27 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:49.359 and say that for years, radio station people like myself have wanted to listen 28 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:53.040 to other morning shows for inspiration. And I used to listen to a big 29 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:57.519 one in Chicago Jonathan Brandmeyer, and a big one in New York called The 30 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:02.920 z Morning Zoo with Scott Shannon, and back when I was first starting out 31 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:07.079 in radio, or Rick D's was another one in LA. You would order 32 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:12.000 cassettes of their show for it. Oh absolutely yeah. You would go in 33 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:15.520 a trade newspaper, which don't exist anymore, and it would say there was 34 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:20.599 a company called like air Check Magazine or California air Checks, and air check 35 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:23.520 is a recording of a radio show. That's the industry word for it. 36 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:29.360 Okay, So I would order Scott Shannon, Jonathan Brandmeyer, and Rick D's 37 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:34.159 and other people's air checks to see what they were doing. And you know, 38 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:37.039 sometimes you could call it inspiration, which is mostly what it was. 39 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:38.840 Or some people would just flat out steel, which I would do that sometimes 40 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:44.199 too. And that's what you would do. And if a friend of yours 41 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:46.400 was going to Chicago for the like the week, you would say, hey, 42 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:52.319 can you take along your tape recorder and record B ninety six in Chicago 43 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:55.439 so I can hear their morning show or whatever. But now with iHeartRadio, 44 00:02:55.560 --> 00:03:01.280 you can listen to any virtually any more earning show, obviously if they're a 45 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:06.159 member of our companies company, but a lot of companies that are not in 46 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:08.520 iHeart they're also on iHeartRadio. Like I think there's some radio stations here in 47 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:13.039 town that, yeah, I'm not going to say this, yeah, but 48 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.120 I didn't think that they were, but there are some that pay to get 49 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:19.319 on the iHeartRadio app because it's a bigger rap. There's also the radio dot 50 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:22.400 com app. I think, which is you've never heard of it? Probably 51 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:27.520 no, I thought, I thought. I read that places like Spotify and 52 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:31.319 stuff are working to get that too, But it's like we did it first. 53 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:35.919 Yeah, no, that was definitely an innovative thing our company did, 54 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:38.400 so now cool. I'm glad it isn't over the road trucker or whatever you 55 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:43.199 do. You can listen to so many people move away from Minnesota and now 56 00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:46.439 they live in Austin, or they live in Boise and they listen to us, 57 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:49.639 and I appreciate that. I listened to a lot of podcasts that you've 58 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:52.280 recommended, but nothing will ever top KATIO. But you'd be over the years, 59 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:53.759 KATIO, But you be is more than just a station. You're my 60 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:58.560 family. I'm a semi local driver now, but you're still playing through my 61 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:03.199 speakers. Question for Dave. I've always been fascinated with aviation and actually wanted 62 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:06.960 to be a pilot growing up, but something about it always scared me to 63 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.960 go forth. My dad had his pilot's license, but refused to take us 64 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:15.439 kids up in the plane and fear something would happen. But I've always wanted 65 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.040 to experience a small plane. I've flown commercials so many times and sat in 66 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:21.639 the cockpit talked to the pilots, and each time I think to myself, 67 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:26.160 why did I never do it? So if you ever go fly again and 68 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:29.360 have a spare seat, I'd be overjoyed, like a kid in a candy 69 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:31.319 store joy. And if you ever want to ride in an eighteen wheeler, 70 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:35.040 I'd gladly bring you along to experience it. That goes for anyone in the 71 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:40.319 studio. I love giving ride a lungs. Can I tell you she has 72 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:43.360 the exact kind of truck. It is a woman. She's a truck driver. 73 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:47.120 She has the exact kind of truck that I've always wanted to ride in. 74 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:49.480 And she's got a pink steering wheel, which I just know that she 75 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:55.160 sent a picture. I would love this. When I was in junior high, 76 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.199 I wanted to be a truck driver, Okay, I wanted to Kenworth 77 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:04.360 or a Peter built truck with a sleeper. And that's exactly what she has. 78 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:08.839 That's basically your own camper in the back. And some of them have 79 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:13.160 like probably a little fridge and probably the internet or whatever. I don't think 80 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:15.240 they have a bathroom, but I think that you know that's what. That's 81 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:20.160 what a jug is for. I don't know that does what truck driver. 82 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:24.560 Yeah, I think I'm gonna take you up on this one because I would 83 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:26.879 love to get a ride in your truck. I've always wanted to ride in 84 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:30.120 a big truck like that. That would be badass. And we can probably 85 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:32.879 set up a ride in the plane too, so I will email you back 86 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:40.639 side note if any of you like a good read, Run Rose Run, 87 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:46.600 written by do you know who? Dolly Parton and James Patterson. Oh that's 88 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:49.480 a newer one. I didn't read it. It's it came out in the 89 00:05:49.480 --> 00:05:55.439 past two years and I haven't read it. It's about a music artist trying 90 00:05:55.439 --> 00:06:00.040 to make it big strange food combo. You should try dill or Russian dill, 91 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:05.160 pickles and peanut butter. Yes, sounds gross but fantastic. And no, 92 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:09.160 I'm not pregnant, but I did get the idea from a pregnant friend 93 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:13.040 laf emoji. Sorry about all the randomness I was writing this. I was 94 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.959 listening to pieces of four different shows throughout my day but thought they were all 95 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:19.120 valid to share. Thank you for all the years of laughter. Love you 96 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:26.639 all, Christy and my trusty sidekick Sydney, and that is it looks like 97 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:29.959 what kind of dog is that? It looks like a miniature border? What 98 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:34.439 an awesome shepherd? Oh? Okay good? And why the hell do I 99 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.120 just like? Is that my new skill? I don't know how that I 100 00:06:38.160 --> 00:06:43.199 have. I can just name a breed of dog and her instagram is Alice 101 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:46.160 in trucker Land if you want to find her on Instagram, Alice in trucker 102 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:49.519 Land. So I'm gonna save that email, actually gonna forward it to my 103 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:54.639 own personal email account so I can do that. A lot of people last 104 00:06:54.639 --> 00:07:00.360 for rides and airplanes, and I really don't do it very often because I 105 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:03.240 love to do it, but it's so hard to set up schedules. Then 106 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.680 there's the rain and the weather. So I'll be like, Okay, can 107 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:10.040 you do any day next week in the afternoon? Well, afternoons don't work 108 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:14.000 for me, but I could probably do Wednesday at seven, and I'm like, 109 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.199 oh, Wednesday at seven, I get a boy Scout meeting. So 110 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.959 there's also the awkward You have to ask them how much they weigh, which 111 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:23.560 is an uncomfortable question, which is which is very because I'm I've taken people 112 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:27.199 flying before, and there's a weight limit in the airplane, and it's a 113 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:30.399 pretty generous weight limit. It's it's over two hundred pounds, but for some 114 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:33.079 people they weigh well over two hundred pounds. And I always have to tell 115 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:36.360 people, I say, don't guess, I need you to get on the 116 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:41.639 scale today and tell me what your weight is, because people will say I 117 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:44.920 think I weigh about two fifty. Then they'll I say, well that's please 118 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:46.639 get on the scale. They'll be like, oh man, oh I'm weighing 119 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:49.720 myself in a long time. I'm two ninety four, and I'm like yeah, 120 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:55.800 so anyway, So normally I say no, but I will try to 121 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:58.160 set this up. So hold on forward. Well, you get a trade 122 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:00.639 out of it. And that's the thing is I get to ride in a 123 00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:03.480 truck, which I've always wanted to ride in a truck. You just want 124 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:05.680 to blow the horn, I know your plan. That would be cool. 125 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:13.240 M Yesterday on the Minnesota Goodbye, Dave was talking about someone he knows who 126 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:16.360 found out that her husband was cheating on her with other men. So basically, 127 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.000 it's my friend was taken a walk with her friend. It's her friend, 128 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:22.959 not my friend. Just so you won't be trying to figure out which 129 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:26.519 of my friends that is. I've been through a similar situation before I met 130 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:35.000 my husband. I was tending bar in my hometown and I met a regular 131 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.000 should have been a red flag from the start being a bar regular, and 132 00:08:37.039 --> 00:08:41.840 started dating him. We moved fast. Within five months, I along with 133 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:45.360 my cat, moved in with him. I started to get suspicious about him 134 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:48.600 cheating when his phone would buzz all hours of the night. To be fair, 135 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:52.039 he was a transportation director, so he was the emergency call for truckers. 136 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:56.440 Can't believe truckers came up again in another email for truckers all over the 137 00:08:56.519 --> 00:09:01.600 US. Anyway, one night, he was blacked out again not unusual for 138 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:07.080 him, and his phone kept buzzing under his pillow. Now I've never been 139 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:11.039 one to snoop, but I was like I had a gravitational pull to lurk 140 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:16.639 through his phone. Needless to say, my heart dropped my stomach at what 141 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:24.919 I pictured picture upon picture of him giving and receiving with another man. I 142 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:26.440 was horrified. I didn't know what to do. I called my best friend 143 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:31.799 into sterics to help me quickly and safely pack me and my cat. He 144 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:35.440 awoke, and I was terrified he'd hurt my cat with the news that I 145 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:39.519 had just found. Luckily, my BFF showed and I was able to safely 146 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:43.000 leave and never talk to him again. Oh and I called my doctor the 147 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:48.600 next day for a complete STI panel. FYI, you have to specify complete 148 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.120 or it doesn't check for herpes. By the way, I was clean. 149 00:09:52.399 --> 00:10:03.000 Thanked the Lord love you all, Kaylee. I find that interesting because I 150 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:07.919 think there are a lot of probably more closeted and married by sexual men. 151 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:13.960 Remember the story. It was a senator in the Minneapolis airport and he was 152 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.399 caught by a cop trying to have sex in a bathroom stall at the airport 153 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:22.799 tap or like the under the stall thing in the bathroom or it was. 154 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:28.039 And he came up with the most unbelievable story. He said, he yeah, 155 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:30.039 he stuck his foot, That's what it was. He stuck his foot 156 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:33.080 under the other stall and tapped it, which I guess is a signal. 157 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:35.399 Yeah. And then I don't know what to do next. I guess you'd 158 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:39.440 get up and you go into the other stall. And then guys would say 159 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.159 they would stand in a shopping bag while the other guy would sit on the 160 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:46.919 toilet and give them the thing. And he said, while my stance was 161 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:50.120 really wide. While I'm going to the bathroom, my stance is really wide, 162 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:54.039 and I've sat in a stall before, and I thought, there's no 163 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:58.000 way you've got a foot over there wide enough that it goes under the other 164 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.919 stall. I was going to say, Well, the reason that I bring 165 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:09.519 it up is because this guy denied something that seems pretty obvious that he was 166 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:13.000 into other men, but he was married. Yeah, And I feel, 167 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:18.080 in a way, I feel some sympathy for guys like that, because they 168 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:24.039 have that urge that it's an itch they need to scratch, and there's nothing 169 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:31.200 wrong with it, it's just that their partner doesn't know. And I've known 170 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:35.759 women that have cheated on their husband with other women. I knew one years 171 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:41.200 ago she was married, she's not anymore, and her and her girlfriend used 172 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:46.080 to hook up, and then they would go on trips meet men and hook 173 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:48.360 up like in a big naked pile with like two other men. And these 174 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:54.039 two women and their husbands had no idea. And so I don't fault any 175 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:56.840 of the people who do this, and I kind of feel sorry for the 176 00:11:56.879 --> 00:12:01.320 people who feel closeted like this. I think the thing is, for whatever 177 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:03.879 reason, your partner should know about it while you were out. We had 178 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.399 a girl who was married to a guy, which we found out kind of 179 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:13.279 the end of the call, but she went and visited her friend and something 180 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:18.399 changed. That night she was visiting her friend and they made out on her 181 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:20.679 friend's couch. Kind of didn't talk about it, but she was like, 182 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:26.519 it was not like a drunk girl, it was like genuine feelings. And 183 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:30.039 then she didn't know what to do with that because she's like, I don't 184 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.039 think I want to leave my husband, but now everything's changed. Now it 185 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:37.120 technically is cheating on my husband. And I mean, we never got to 186 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:39.360 follow up from her. But I also did a pod. Every time we 187 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:43.559 bring up something like this, I swear I have a heartbroken podcast about it. 188 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:48.080 And I remember a woman she said that she was like driving back from 189 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:52.519 the cabin and she starts going through her husband's phone and found that kind of 190 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:54.639 stuff. And that's the thing. I think. It is a shock if 191 00:12:54.639 --> 00:13:00.399 you don't know your partner is into like the same sex, because you didn't 192 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:03.240 know that about them, and you feel like you can't get mad at I'm 193 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:07.000 necessarily for having those desires, but you feel like you don't know a part 194 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:09.600 of them that they've kept a secret from you. Then to go further cheating 195 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:13.240 is cheating. So it's like all these different layers. Oh absolutely, and 196 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:16.120 I think that there. I don't want to make a blanket statement, but 197 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:22.639 it might be almost fair to say nearly everyone, but certainly not everyone, 198 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:28.080 but nearly everyone, or a big percentage of all men and women have curiosity 199 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.799 or desires. So in other words, I was talking to somebody, a 200 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:37.440 friend of mine who she loves ted Lasso, but Rebecca on ted Lasso to 201 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:41.799 her is hot, okay, And Rebecca on ted Lasso is like, got 202 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:48.200 the very sculpted Nordic features and she's gorgeous. And she says, oh yeah, 203 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.720 I'd suck her. Yeah, And I'm like, you're serious. She's 204 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:52.279 like, oh she's hot, Yeah, I'd fuck her. And I'm like 205 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:58.480 wow. And she's straight as can be. But she said that with her 206 00:13:58.840 --> 00:14:03.039 shit she got I don't say switched teams because that sounds so nineties cliche. 207 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:07.080 H. And that is kind of it for the Minnesota Goodbye. There's um 208 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:11.480 a couple of other little things here, but this one was more like, 209 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:16.120 it's not really meant for the Minnesota Goodbye. They're talking about least favorite musical 210 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:20.120 moments, and least favorite musical moments is the part of the song where you 211 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:24.720 don't like it and you know my cliche one is U the eminem song where 212 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.000 he's like, that's why they call it window pane. Yeah, and I 213 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.639 think that's just kind of stupid. But but thanks for the Minnesota could buy 214 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:33.840 emails. We didn't get a whole lot today, so today's is going to 215 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:37.799 be maybe a little bit shorter. Um, unless there's something else off the 216 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.039 top of your head that you want to throw in. Alan have nothing to 217 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:46.000 offer, no surprise. Okay, well we're actually guess how long we went 218 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.759 today. Go ahead and guess fifteen minutes exactly, so we're good. That's 219 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:52.720 what we shoot for, all right. Thanks for the conversation topics, and 220 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:58.759 send any emails to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.