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All right, here on a slivel. Everyone, your worst friends, family

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members, and coworkers are gonna try
to frank you today. They prank you

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shander fists. No, I don't
hit its violence sucks, but don't You

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don't have to take it. You
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much like things said after day if
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Yeah, you don't have to take
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authorized. But also no violence.
But still we got a great joke for

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you today, you little fools with
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First boy, I hope everyone's recovering
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You mean nothing, not baby,
Look about that lease. We actually do

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have a decent one to that.
I think. Do we have things no

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one else in the world has?
We always do Exclusive audio at eight from

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HiT's DOAA tournament. Have you turned
that down a bit? Yeah? I

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could just picture Danny's eyes rolling as
those texts kept rolling in you last night.

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There's tech number one hundred with audio
attachment. I did the thirty minute

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challenge of converting all of the M
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then editing them. I had to
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to cut up some memory. Return
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somebody of a fan going Ham at
NC State and Duke yesterday at the American

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Airline Center for Elite eight Action Elated
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You'll hear from Aubrey Audrey. Are
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on going so hard that you just
factory reset your phone, just deal with

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the rest of it, figure it
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another chain, a fresh one with
just us and him. Well, there

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was like US four in Cash and
like seven texts came in and then all

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of a sudden there was another audio
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the wrong people. I was like, who is this random number? Oh?

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Really? Yeah? There was another
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I don't have in my contact poor
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I have to apologize. I thought
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thread the the freak employer group thread
treatment. Yeah, what's stronger than mute

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block? Everyrock collar? Yeah,
okay, I'm not seeing it. I

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just see the one with us three
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that other was. Well there was
more, There was more, but yeah,

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we'll have that in a for you
because the audio is funny after you

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siphoned through everything, Yeah, filter
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that he went to that game.
You know, like he lives walking to

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the AC and he wasn't didn't have
tickets on Sunday midday. And he's like,

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you know what, I think hundred
bucks for a lower Bowl seat to

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an Elite eight game walking distance from
your house. I mean even told me

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about it. I can say.
I'm like, ah, I don't care

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about duke or was it duke n
C State number four? Duke number eleven

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in C State? We have an
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well that's a classic matchup too.
Yep. Cindy is is bad and C

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State wasn't gonna make the tournament,
but they got hot. They won five

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in a row in the a CEC
tournament. They ran through Tech, ran

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through all the teams they needed to. I told you guys, they've got

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a fat center. So it's kind
of great. All right, the center

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is back in college. Bas Burns
MM, that's a great name, it

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is. He's a big boy,
he's kind of the cartoon man of the

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whole tournament, but he's fun.
And then Perdue gigantor man who's not fun.

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No, you know, I was
thinking this helped me out. I

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was thinking of because this is this
will be your college basketball talk for the

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day, Perdue. Right. I
think of them as a I mean,

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it's certainly not blue blood, but
they're like a bit. I don't know.

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I always thought of them as a
pretty strong basketball school, you know,

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until they get beat by un T
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Yeah, and they were a high
seed then too, right, and they

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had this is their first roinal fours
in nineteen eighty Right, it is he

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confirmed what I bet over under college
dribbles Danny saw this week set it zero

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point five this weekend. Place your
bets. I mean, we're talking any

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even if I just you don't really
change channels anymore. Accidentally seeing live n

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CUAA basketball. How many dribbles,
I don't know. I don't think he

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knew it existed. No, I
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of its existence. But I'll take
a slice of from Undo cheese that you

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might as well just go ahead and
go to the bank, buddy, and

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make a deposit under point five dribbles. It never got turned on. Boy,

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Yeah, I didn't care. Probably
saw a couple hundred ribbles. Yeah,

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the fish to fry at my house
are quite large. Did you have

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an eventful weekend? I did?
Uh, you know, so to speak?

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Yeah, sure, Well watched a
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basketball yesterday. It was awesome.
Mike, you watched tons of college basketball.

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No, I said, hundreds of
dribbles. That's like one possession it

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is in college basketball. College basketball
is a bad product, but I like

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to give it a little bit of
credit because their games are kind of fast.

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I mean, you can get out
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some cases, and the first two
days of the tournament are great, and

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then no one cares unless you're gambling. Teams are still in. But if

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you're gambling team's lost last week,
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But if your team's in, it's
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Oh my god, huge. But
if your team ain't in, there,

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no dice real quick before get aw
weekend crap, That's what I was saying.

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So Purdue, I was thinking teams
that don't ever do anything that you

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think of is I don't think of
them as big either, But what's like

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the biggest college that never does anything
in any sport? But they should?

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And I was thinking of this on
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Yeah, Cal should have more like
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that? Aren't they the Texas or
Florida? Yeah Tech, Georgia or Alabama?

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Yeah the name the school after their
state. Yeah, your name is

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cal and you don't ever, I
don't ever pop up doing any like Florida

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does stuff. Maybe they're good at
baseball, don't I don't don't want I

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don't want to hear it. Text
they're pretty good at meat judging for meat

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judging national champions that's Texas Tech me
all know, right, equestrian team is

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unstoppable. Uh Okay, I see
what you're saying. I mean, Oklahoma

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does Kansas. We're going to flying
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maybe it's one of Arizona. I
mean they pop up, they're decent at

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sports and they have their niche sports. So which school is like, yeah,

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that's a big school. Okay,
you know another one? Well,

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no, because they know Illinois,
but they do. They pop up in

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hoops Indiana, I don't know,
you know, they show up sometimes it's

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always hoops and fine if you every
one thing, but what just massive school

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never really does anything in sport.
And I don't know how big Purdue.

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Oxford okay, Oxford in England never
does seem to make the lead eight.

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It's off the top of my head. I don't see a lot of Oxford.

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Yeah, this is good Oxford.
Even Virginia, I can claim that

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they've been there. Yeah, damn, this is tough Maine, Maine,

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Okay, but no, you can't. That's why there's states. Now you're

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pretty Vermont, Yeah, you're doing
really good. You're winning New Hampshire.

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They have to do anything. But
California is a good one. But that's

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why I said Purdue. You every
all know it, you heard of it.

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They don't really pop up. I
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track record, though they're good.
Uh no, no, no women's basketball,

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right did they dominating that? Who
would know? Kevin? Nevada should

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be doing more. Un LB hasn't
done stuff in a long time. Okay,

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Las Vegas, Yeah, it's the
eighties when people knew they were and

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they had to cheat to get all
that. Yeah, but that might be

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a small school too. Like I
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either. I don't know like Washington
they do. You know, they pop

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up in football and hoops much from
Houston hood. You know what is de

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Paul Chicago? I believe it is. I mean, Chicago a top five

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city in this world. We get, Yeah, what's Chicago college? College

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gotta be to Paul gott to be, it's gotta be. Yeah, h

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biggest college is in Chicago. We
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Loyola. Oh yeah, Loyola.
Just make you know. They're small,

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but they don't have the old lady. Yeah, Sister Jean's Jean. She's

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still with us. Place your beds. I actually think she's fighting Mike Tyson,

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a boy. Sister Jean sures Hell
still is with us at one hundred

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and four. Damn well. I
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her next year, because that's probably
it. Many have said this is about

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it for Sister Jean at the end. I am tired at the end of

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the NCAA tournament. That's true.
Here she is I went all four and

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she seems sharp. I mean,
I doubt on a day to day basis,

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Kevin, you don't know how they
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ten years ago now, that's like
three. I think that was go with

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dimes right, No, because it
was packed at the AC That's where I

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was at that game. When Loyola
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They buzzer beat Miami. That was
the only I saw like a real NCAA

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tournament buzzer beater. That's pretty good, yes, but I was cheering for

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Miami. But it was really fun. But also you were like, darn,

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and I do like to see a
happy hundred year old. Yeah,

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of course, that's why you spend
a lot of time at nursing homes in

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your spare time. It does seem
like the superstar college basketball player used to

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be so many of them, you
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These guys would go through or four
years, and I don't know if they

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were just really good. I mean, yes, they were really good,

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but I don't know if it was
so much about people were watching them,

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or if they were marketed properly.
But my god, you knew all of

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them. Most people when this tournament
starts now they're hard pressed to name one

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college basketball player. Well, yeah, you don't learn about Don's. Yeah,

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lottery picked first. That's one thing
I p do. I think is

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old. There's a lot of seniors
and juniors, and that that's the I've

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heard that argument all the last couple
of weeks is that, yeah that Kentucky

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is loaded with you know, future
NBA players, but they can't handle Perdue

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because they just know what they're doing. It's a team and they work well

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together, and they were sticking around
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two years in a row of tournament
disappointment, one losing to un T and

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then I think too they lost early
as a high seat again, so they

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get in as the one. Yeah, there's that let's do a we can

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crap which, don't get me wrong, it's just all college basketball sort of.

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God, it's not about it now, Danny. So college basketball.

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I didn't do a ton other than
watch Mamicks, and I did start a

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TV show, Oh that I got
to get you guys on. Oh god,

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So if you remember, i'd been
after Warrior Mike said, oh god,

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I don't do I don't. I
never did Apple TV just because I

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have an older Roku and it I
just can't get the app. So for

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me to do Apple TV, I
have to really, really really want to

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watch something, as I can only
watch it on my computer. Funny thing

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is is I've got this software that
will anything that's on my computer screen will

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cast to my TV. That's how
I watched Mamoricks. Yeah, and it's

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a different it's not like something within
the computer. It's like a third party

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app and it's worked perfectly except anything
that has to do with Apple. Because

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Apple and Roku, I guess they
hate each other's guts. So anytime you

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try to screen something from Apple TV, the TV just goes blank. You

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can hear the audio, but there's
no pictures. And I've looked it up

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and it's like, yeah, it's
just Apple is so gd proprietary of their

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craft that they do not want you
using it on any other platform other than

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the ones you buy from them.
For the most part, Yes, you

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can do fire stick. I just
don't you have one of those or I

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do have one of those, but
whatever, it doesn't matter. But I

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got it. A few a couple
of months ago, because I'm a massive

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fan of the Band of Brothers,
the Pacific, those Spielberg Hank shows about

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World War Two, while they dropped
a Band of Brothers, which is the

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most recent one, and it went
from HBO to Apple TV. I wanted

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to watch it, went ahead and
subscribed to Apple TV, and I finished

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that over the weekend. So I'm
like, cool, I'm done. But

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man, there was something on there
that I'm like, I got to watch

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this, and it's called Manhunt or
either one of you familiar with the concept

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of this. No, so we
all love or a lot of people love

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crime shows, crime show dramas to
where you really get an in depth look

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at the investigation of say a serial
killer, a murderer, or somebody that

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pulls. We watched documentaries on it. It's pretty much the most popular thing

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when it comes to entertainment, and
including podcasts, Like the most popular podcasts

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in the world are true crime podcasts. This is I do too true crime?

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Imagine this Okay, this is a
true crime series about the investigation of

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a murder. The murder is of
President Lincoln, whoa come on, so

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it's not a documentary long time ago. It is a It is a dramatized

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mini series limited series, and it
basically follows this when you know everything leading

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up to it. But by the
end of episode one, Kennedy's dead,

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so they're going to spend the next
however, many five, six seven episodes

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investigating the conspiracy and how that all
played out. The planning that went involved

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them investigating the crime scene with what
resources they had in eighteen sixty three.

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It's incredible. I've watched one episode
and I it was a shame. It

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was ten thirty last night and I
had to go to bed because I guarantee

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you if I just started this yesterday
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It's so good and you'll recognize actors
in it. I believe Patton Oswald's in

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it. There's a dude that's in
every damn British crime show ever who's in

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it, and he plays obviously an
American in this. But I had no

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idea about a lot of this stuff. I didn't know that this was a

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coordinated coup to try to knock out
our entire government. Oh really, there

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was an attempt on the Secretary of
State's life that night. There was an

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attempt on the vice president's life that
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conspirators. I had no idea.
I learned all of this in episode one.

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Well I didn't, dude, it's
so good. I thought it was

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just the one pop. He had
a lot of help. I went to,

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uh, all right, cool.
I went to on a Lincoln tour

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of all that stuff. Sof Ford
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actually, I don't even remember if
I saw FOURD Theater. I know he

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went to the Peterson House. That's
the house across the street where Lincoln actually

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died. Like they took him and
they took us up to the bed that

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Lincoln died in. That's crazy.
And they're like, yeah, that's still

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his blood on the pillow. And
it's like a pillow with like a acrylic

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case over the top whatever, yeap
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completely. But they're like, no, look, look closer. You can

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see a little bit of blood.
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I don't really see anything. And
it's pretty wild to, you know,

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to understand forensics that they had back
then, which were nothing really blasting crimes

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in eighteen sixty three, the guy
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which I believe they probably did,
you know their due diligence on it at

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and Oswald And yeah it's accurate.
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the Secretary of War was also I
guess one of Lincoln's closest friends and confidants.

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But dude, I cannot tell you
how how much fun this is to

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watch that. Yeah, it's so
good. It's brand new, like in

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the last couple of weeks. Well, paying for Apple. Yeah, get

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on a broke gapp in three months? So he got a place chase.

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Oh, they just went away from
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east of the just that's happening now. Yeah, maybe someone was going to

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rob your house. So how much
sex did you guys have this weekend?

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Uh? Oh, I mean that
was a joke. Question pret good about?

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Yeah, you want to know how
many times? Or do you want

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to know how to count the orgasms? There's four different places that I can

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orgasm. Let's say this is a
hard place. It's a hard question to

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answer. Go ahead, Mike,
I wasn't saying anything. Oh, you're

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good. I saw Mike after the
show Friday. Yeah, this is important.

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This is the most important thing in
the world. Hit it. No,

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no, don't. If you are
seeing the police chase that is,

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allegedly, according to ABC five,
happening right now on I thirty, we

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might have to tell hockey. I
was just on I thirty. Well,

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yeah, they've been off for a
few days, so we actually have a

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you know, we'll handle them later
when they get back down, you know,

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playing games. If you are,
you can call in if you see

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it. But also I thirty East
chase happening. That's badass. Friday after

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the show, I take an altoe
up to Frisco because they were breaking ground

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at Rollertown, and then Mike and
Christina walk up. That's great, drinking

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beers, drinking Bruski's Danny with your
friends. That's a brewery that Ben Skinner

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invested, and you can play with
their balls. But sure enough, on

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a stage there's the great Dirk Tory
Hunter Matt Kemp who Travis Frederick Matt Kemp

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under reportedly had Rihanna. That's what
we told Christina to get her interested.

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That was definitely reported. No,
they were No, I mean it's talking

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about it now because he's been out
of the league in five blush years.

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They were official. That was yeah, absolutely yeah, because he got real

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sick, Like everybody started to figure
out who he was was that he was

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the sexiest thing out there. But
he also was putting up MVP caliber numbers

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for the Dodgers, and I think
he would drive your fantasy team to a

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season long victory. Twelve years ago. Matt Kemp would, but no one

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cared about his accolades. He was
not only dating but the the hot tub

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photographs that we all know. First
of all, nice Ef a nice guy.

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Yeah, you ever see him and
talk to him? Geez, just

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normal dude hangs out up here.
I thought for a stage packed with that

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many legends that in my head,
I was like, what Matt Kemp's not,

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He's not the star up there.
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same stage. But I'm like,
that's Matt efan Camp, Travis Frederick of

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Dallas Cowboys fame, and uh,
the bearded one that's Travis No, no,

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no, the other Oh Tyler from
Dude Perfect Yeah, Dude perfect man

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was up there. Okay, I've
never met any Due Perfect people. I

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like him. I admire the hell
out of them. I'm jealous of what

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they did. They took like stoner
games that you play in your we all

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played in dorm rooms and crap and
turn it into tens of millions of dollars.

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I think anyone who hates on Dude
Perfect is very jealous of what they

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pulled off. Maybe not, I
don't know. And it's geared toward kids,

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like it's not for to entertains.
For us, it's fine, who

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cares. They're local, they're doing
great. But that day I was like,

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I need to talk to that dude
because he had just gotten off a

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plane from Australia where he was on
the grid at the F one race last

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weekend, and I'm like, I
might need to whip this dude who I've

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never met before about F one And
he's the only one I never really got

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the chance to talk to. He
left in his giant truck, a big

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ass trug, white truck with large
wheels. Did it have nuts hanging from

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the back of it. Didn't see
the back of it, Like he's Dack's

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neighbor. Like they turned that into
that. Yeah, God, that's awesome.

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The world. They live in his
nuts and it's crazy. A thirteenth

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member. He's kind of their uh
dude perfect, well dude there, they're

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one of their other there guys now
used to be when I worked at the

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Fan was like sport report update guy. He was the Steve Carbone. Oh

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really of the fan Okay, okay, gay Steve. Yeah, he turned

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it into dude perfect other guy.
He's a great dude. But the point

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is also the Tyler's there. I
was sitting there in the back kind of

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just kind of standing watching, you
know, Ben and Skinner holding the mic

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and giving the you know, and
John Daniels comes and hey, what's up.

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I was like, aren't you supposed
to be on stage? I think

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he was late? He goes,
now, I'm good back here. I

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did see it was where John Daniel
was just kind of standing in the crowd

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with us. Yeah, maybe late. I think I think he'd get there

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a little late, but I don't
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the other Mega investors. You know, that's one cool dude, John Daniels.

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So all those celebs were there to
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Yeah yeah, yeah, the brand
new Brewery in Frisco Main Street,

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Frisco, east of where the soccer
stadium is. And are these people no

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pun intended, that have skin in
the game or okay, yeah, they're

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all investors in in Rollertown in some
form. Okay, yeah. It looks

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efing awesome too. I mean,
the play's gonna be huge. I don't

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know it's it looks massive, but
yes, just to stare at Dirk standing

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there on the stage and cars are
going by, and then they would double

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take and lay on their horn.
Yeah, like Jesus, there's Dirk.

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It was fun. I was like, I'm glad, glad I went because

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I almost didn't go because I didn't
get invited till late. But like it

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was, it was great, and
that's gonna be awesome that they're opening in

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June twenty twenty five. And there's
big right up in w FAA. I

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know some people sit there in Good
Point. Oh we talk about Rollertown.

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Well, they also Rolltown Pace for
you know we talked about. So they

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all lined up with their gold shovels, you know, and they took the

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first Do you think that's where they're
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they are actually going here. I
actually, honestly, I do stopping.

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I do think it's that air more. Yeah, the foreman's up to the

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side like a couple more. No, it's not one and done, Dirk.

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I have six pro athletes. These
guys are strong right backs. Make

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a hole, dude. We don't
barely know what we're doing. It's on

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the same train track by like where
the one in Solana is now, it's

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on the same train track. Yes, down, since I think it actually

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is the spot that I thought it
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much do those shelves cost? Because
I would need a new shovel. You

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probably could have snag one and disappeared. Okay, Now I have something that

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happened on Saturday that is pretty interesting. Can we talk about that in a

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minute? And most important thing is
the word Dirk struted off the stage.

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I had a moment with him.
I saw a photograph and didn't he look

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like he was having fun? Yes? Why wouldn't he? He's hanging out

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with you. You're a fun guy, Mikey. What did I say that

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cracked Dirk Novitsky up? Nothing?
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episode we've ever done. On the
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