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Let's get this podcast to get and
your boys gotta go to dumb Freeze for

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some reason. And hopefully you're ready
because it's time to get weird. You're

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prepared for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's get where?

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Where getting Where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric.

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I'm ready listening already because it listened
a hundred and fifty fifth episode of

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Let's Get Weird. I'm gonna shave
my mustatch. Oh. I thought you're

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gonna say something completely different. I
gotta take a shit. You're gonna say

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I'm gonna shape my. I gotta
trip my. I ken't do it yourself,

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or you go to the barber to
do that. I mean, obviously

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you get it trimmed when you get
everything else trying. I like it when

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he does it because it's a really
good job, and I always screw Now

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they're using little scissors, or they're
using a little buzzer. The buzz are

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thinking. You know what I really
want to do. I mentioned this a

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million times in this podcast. I
really want to get a straight rat shave

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again. Now that's when they use
the actual blade. Right. Also,

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my name's Hoodie by America and every
week we come to give you the weird

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sourcing around our lives, the world, the Internet, then the universe and

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you're in it. But that's one. It's a straight Now. I think

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we're gonna do that for my wedding
now. But here's the thing. Is

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that a day of thing or a
day before thing? Because obviously you were

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getting stubble. I don't know.
Because it's a clean race, it's a

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clean I think you do it the
day before just in case something fucks up.

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Yeah, do it the day of
floor, do it mid day,

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don't do it early, but do
it a little bit later in the day,

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so that at nine o'clock, right
before the close. Hey, I

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know you're trying to get out of
here. That's the worst time, worst

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time to anyone's going to a haircut
barber or you're asking for it. You're

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asking for it. Now are you
gonna do it? Have you researched where

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you're because you're getting married in market? Hey? Market? Are there any

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barber shops down there? Classically done? I don't know. I probably should

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look that up. But I mean
I could stick with what my go to

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because they have that options too with
Floyd's. But yeah, it's kind of

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you know, it's Floyd's. But
if you go to like because there's a

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lot of a couple of like traditional
barber shops downtown DC that would do it.

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But it's not cheap, you know
that, right? Oh? I

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know it's it's if you want a
good one, it's like forty bucks at

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least at least for a straight raising
for me, my straight raizor for you.

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I get because you got a lot
of here. I ain't got nothing

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going on here, Nothing will ever
go on there time though you want it,

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you want it to be done,
correct. You also want them to

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do the massage, the hot towel, lather up the shaving cream and then

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you know, moisturize your face after
and after I did. Maybe we should

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do the is it boardroom? Is
that one one of those ones we were

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trying to think of doing. Was
that one? Maybe in this area it's

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more of a chain, but it's
easier just to find the chick. I

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don't want to go to a chain. Why that for that? I don't

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want to go to a chain.
I want to go to. Yeah,

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but I don't want to go to
like the barber down the street. It's

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not the barber down the street,
I'm telling you. Do you know which

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one I'm talking about. It's kind
of sketchy. No, they're like I

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said, there's a couple of downtown
DC, and I gotta find it.

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I'll figure it out. I will
find some. I will find some for

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you because I really want to do
it. You know what, I'm gonna

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look young as though you're ready.
I can't wait. I felt weird about

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is it? This was not this
most recent haircut. For the last haircut,

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the lady who did it didn't cut
it's my back hair, yeah,

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which is like the top like whatever
that is the area right, didn't cut

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everything the length, So there was
one piece of hair that would always like

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sit here and it was super long, and more was like, can I

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just cut it? I was like, fine, but it's my hair and

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it's cut it. I was like, that's a lot more than I thought

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you were gonna cut. What are
you doing? So she missed the cuts,

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which basically would happen. I think, so, yeah, you didn't

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see it when you put the mirror
back. Now, because you they put

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the jewett and I don't see anything. And then when you you know,

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get in, get in, take
your shot ower and everything. When you're

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when your quaff is moving, it's
moving. It's a moving, it's a

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moving. You know. They made
made an instagram for our our DC one

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on one boss ors curl right.
Oh, it's called the Capital Curl because

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he likes posting. That probably won't
be posted as much as he used to

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be. No, it's three people
that I know. But I think those

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three people don't sit over there,
and you know they're still okay, they

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still sit over there. That makes
sense that they have nothing else going on

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seeing about someone's hair curl because he
talks about it all the time. So

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it's hilarious. But whatever, he's
thriving. So I love him. I'm

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happy for him. You might get
a PS five from him. I gotta

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figured how much he wants for it. I remember me to ask. When

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we're done, we'll go ask him
right now. I don't know what you

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want. No, not right now, one point no no, no,

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no, we're fine. We got
we gotta see what happens. We're thriving.

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We're riving. Let's get weird baby. You know what I'm saying.

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Hate when you do love it?
You love so much love. When I

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give you sweet kisses, you and
Teddy get the same amount of kisses.

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So anyway, anyway, PS five, you might be buying from our bottle,

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one of our bos. You might
be buying today from dumb Frieze.

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Potentially. That's why I had to
go to Dumfrieze. Is Target. Here's

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the thing, this is the first
time I had this problem with Target.

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Will not let me buy it BS
five untiless I go to dumb Frieze.

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Got hit up. Rests in Fairfax
Rockville. Where is dumb Is that more

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west? Like it's a little bit
south of Manassas, so it's like Manassas

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exit for Potomac Mills is the next
exit after and then after that's Woodbridge,

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right, No, Woodbridge is like
before that. So it's Woodbridge, which

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is like the west of Potomac millsas
is after the dumb Friezes. After dumb

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Frieze is like the Quantico exit.
Oh wow, that's a litmus test the

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Quantico because there's one in Fredericksburg.
I was like, oh no, I

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gover to Burke, not far better
use that you have the easy past more,

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don't look at the easy past.
Don't look at the easy cheap as

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hell? Now though to do the
easy sens when you go, yeah,

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you know if it's it's also I
feel like easy pass is seasonal, so

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they know it's Christmas. They're like, I'm gonna jack it up. Yeah,

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but you're still cheaper, paying a
cheaper rate because you have the easy

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pass than what then what the normal
rate is? No? You never looked

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that up for us? What or
I never looked it up for us?

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That you pay a cheaper rate because
you already you're in the easy pass,

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so you pay a cheap easy pass
pay. That's what everybody pays. No,

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no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.

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If you don't have your easy pass, it says sixty bucks, you're

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not paying the sixty bucks. You're
paying thirty No, I'm paying sixty bucks

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that are on the No. No, if you are you thinking that if

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you don't have an easy pass,
you take the lane, you're getting charged

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with extra fee for not having the
easy pass. No, if you take

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the lane, okay, And it
says sixty bucks where sixty bucks. It

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ran around on why reason sixty bucks, because yeah, they've done that in

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a couple of times. You because
you're in the easy pass program, you

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don't pay that rate. You pay
a pro rate, cheaper rate. Then

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who pays that rate the people that
don't have the pass that go through it.

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But the only people going through it
are the ones that they know they

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have the little blocking. Everybody does
that hood it's because some people, I

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think that's more you're getting charged to. Some people are just doing that to

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go through it. Just a page
just to see how much it is today,

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and maybe I'll test it if it
says it's like four bucks. What's

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the website? I always forget?
Well, you'res different, right. That's

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interesting though, is that how like
there's not one system I guess because American

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roads are run by the states of
like easy passes the whole thing, because

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like there's that. I think Florida
is the Orange Pass. But yeah,

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you can still get accept it.
It's a weird, like weird, like

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you thought their transactions were with countries. That's the way the transactions get weird

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with the states is the easy passes. I gotta log in. Okay,

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Well, while you're figuring that out, I do want to tell you we

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figured out our wedding cocktail, our
signature cocktail, and it is gonna be

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a margarita. Gonna open your legs, Really, give me two margaritas.

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Why are margarita? Because it tastes
good. It was the best cocktail we

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could have gotten. Oh, I
see your signature cocktail. You can still

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get whatever you want, but signature
cocktail be the margarita. You're gonna have

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tetos, Yes, tetoes. Of
course we bought that level of alcohol,

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and we also bought apparently, our
level of tequila is Jimmy Buffett's Margarita Ville

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Tequila. So one up for this
man in the sky, now you know,

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says, So it's gonna be some
come, come prepared with your electrolytes.

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Would you be mad if I started
bringing my own alcohol? Well,

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you can't get kicked out if you
bring in your own alcohol, right Why

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because they're like, don't bring in
your own alcohol. They're paid. If

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you got a flat that's whatever.
But hey, yeah margarita we had that

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is either that a whiskey sour or
a kind of a cherry vodka spritzy.

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Drinking a little bit. But we
went to margarretta because it goes well with

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the meal. That's all I'm saying, is that my buddy tasting some steak

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some chicken for you. Potatoes are
divine. You're gonna love these potatoes.

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I love them. You said that
before about the potato. Yeah, I

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told you yesterday the potatoes were the
best part. Yeah. Using toll facilities

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often and I want to stay more
with the discount plan. You get a

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discount plan. Yeah, you joined
a discount Yeah, but you're already in

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it. Eric wasn't paid attention to
everything. I know. I wasn't paid

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attention. One track mind over there. No, I'm not one track mind.

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Check train, train, go through
tunnel. That's what Eric's brain is.

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Mar I say mashed potatoes. I
just said the potatoes. Sorry,

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there is a discount. You get
a discount. This website sucks on my

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phone. It's the internet because the
internet in this buildings none of the best.

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Let me tell you. Also for
something, did you update the iOS?

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Seventeen hasn't asked me mind? And
for some reason, Facebook has been

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real slow, Like I am trying
to look at for photos for the thing

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we're posting. It was like two
minutes to the photo loaded Jesus, it

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was a grade of the entire So
see here the other day I took it

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and it was dollar eighty five.
That's don't know how much a toll was.

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We says twenty two fifty eight over
there. But it's the balance balance

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you're pointing at that light. You
put twenty five dollars a month in or

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whatever, right, or doesn't take
it out, So then if you use

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it takes out a dollar. Oh, you put twenty five dollars in your

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easy past every month or it's mine? Has it where it's it reaches a

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certain threshold that that's what I'm looking
for. Yeah, so it's a discount

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of pros, it's a rate.
It's a better morn. I've had the

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easy pass for what like two months
now, still have and used it.

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So maybe I should use it today
just to see if it works. And

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I can put it on h V
three flex right, because the PS five

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in the front scene buckled up for
safety officer, this officer thing in this

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car. Let me tell you many
aspects of things. The past two years,

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my credit card increased its limit.
That's how much I'm buying or I'm

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good, I'm buying is because of
me. Yeah, my credit card things

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increase last week. Is that a
good thing or a bad things? It's

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a good thing, but a bad
thing. It's a good thing because that

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means you're paying it, but it's
a bad thing because you're a good thing.

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They want you to spend more.
Exactly, she has to call them

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and say, no, I want
you to decrease it all. I don't

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want them to because we've got wedding
expenses to pay for, so they can

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who keep increasing it? You know, but then your rates go up and

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then that's how you get screwed.
The bigger credit card debt mine like,

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we paid off more as on that
every week we paid off. So even

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if I don't have the money,
I paid off somehow with my blending sometime

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with my work around the house.
To let's say, anyway, speaking of

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work around the house, let's talk
about work around the football for you,

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mainly lack thereof probably now will be
for the first future, for the rest

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of the year. Now, no, not yet. I have had Tuah

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and I've had Jalen Hurts. And
here's the thing. Jalen Hurts does good,

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but not as uh fantasy because they're
recording is on a Tuesday last night

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the Cruise because les play the books, Commanders, and Bills. He had

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the Bills defense. But we're gonna
do it. Doesn't do a thing where

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it's like how you did or something. It does. Let's see I Jayalen

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Hurts had twenty one points. Two
had twenty eight points, so it's yeah,

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it's really But here's the thing.
Two has been surprising everybody. So

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watch the time I start too,
He's gonna get hurt. Like you know

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that happens. I'm two and one. By the way, Oh, I

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take on Sauce again. I'm one
and two. That's what happened. When

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we have a six person league.
You could take on the same people real

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quick. Hey, no one's went. No one's undefeated, though that's nice.

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At least no one's undefeated. Really, I'm better than Cruise, that's

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all that matters. But Cruise beat
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But speaking of fantasy football teams,
I have one Travis Kelsey, who

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I'm a little worried about might be
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a certain pop star he's dating question
Mark. Can we want to be nice

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and polite about this. Can we
not see that this is fake, that

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this is a publicity stunt. Because
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a great podcast, so you can
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They also have the His other brother
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Prime show called The Kelsey's. It's
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and their kid. And then Travis, who has been in television before,

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because he did do a dating show
back in the day, like what six

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years ago? It was on MTV, right, David Kelsey, I didn't

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remember that. Yeah, he did
a TV show about dating. Here's the

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thing. Who watched MTV after like
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on, you know, watching the
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So it's using my paramount. Plus
I'm not using your paramount plus who By

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the way, I need to figure
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seen some weird stuff. I'm watching
Hulu, my Hulu Hulu. We're just

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watching New Girl again again? Okay, but who's watching nine or two one

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on on my Amazon Prime? This
man, we live in the nineties right

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now, right? And then my
Hulu can't keep it, won't let me,

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Leonard Katy, You'll find it,
and then I can't watch. Where's

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Rexham? Season two? Welcome to
Rexham, Welcome to Rexam season two.

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But anyways, back to Travis and
Taylor thing people, so sorry, let's

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give them a deep dive in case
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at Alice all adopt no news.
Uh it is. Travis Kelsey invited Taylor

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Swift to last week's game, the
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showed up, participated in this family's
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their sweet they won that she exited
into pop pretty much everyone pointed at her

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at the game instead of Patrick Mahomes's
wife and brother. Uh. Then they

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had a party after they kicked people
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That's all we know. Are they
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But anyway back to you now,
I think the whole thing is a publicity

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stunt that that they're both using each
other just day and which is a you

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know, Taylor Swift, but people
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it's a legit relationship. I mean, I think it is a very good

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time for this relationship to blossom for
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my side, and I'm partially on
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like the kel their podcast is blown
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recent months. They have that show. Letty my TikTok feed was just mind

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you. I have Travis Kelcey and
my fantasy teams on my PY two.

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Hey man, Taylor Swift, her
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They can get the NFL to promote
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And it is funny because I think
last time I checked that they might have

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changed it. The NFL official Twitter
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such a It's so okay, all
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It's fine. I mean, but
here's the thing I fight with a Taylor

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personally. Feel like any celebrity relationship
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For most teams. We've looked at
Jessica Simpson, you had Olivia Munn,

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who you thought was Olivia Wild with
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but but Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. That was real. That wasn't

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like he slid in the DMS.
He wasn't mind you. Taylor Swift was

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an Eagles fan. So is at
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and Travis's brother plays for the Eagles. I've always forget his other brother's name.

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He's the center for jon Jason Kelsey, Thank you, Andrew, And

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so Jason is an Eagles, the
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Now if there's another rematch, what's
going to happen? That'd be a

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good game, great gause. That
was last year's right, it was last

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year Super Bowl and hopefully the Eagles
winning this year. Nope, we want

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the No, we want the Eagles
the way because because a month later we

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will be going there. So definitely
don't want. We want the Eagles fans

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auty and celebrate what I'm saying.
I don't want. I don't want that.

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Eagles fans of the worst, he
said they did last night the Bucks

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game. They wouldn't let the Buck
sign go all the way up. What's

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the Buck sign? The Bucks had
this huge like sign that was covering the

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end zone before the game, and
Eagle fans were stopping it by holding it

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so that you couldn't pull it.
It's a point of the buck sign.

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It's just a buck sign in the
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They should have put the Eagles fans
somewhere else. You know. It's

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like how we went to the World's
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fan took over that whole left field
side. You know, can't control who

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sits where you actually can, It's
very easy. Look at how WrestleMania pre

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sale tickets again. It went.
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here, and they did count of
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Yeah, but you can't. You
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could be all the sale code for
the Eagles. Here you go. I'm

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just saying, anyway I expect.
Do you think actually, because the writers

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strike is over, obviously, we're
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what that happens. Video game trick
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in the motive strikes going on right
now. Yeah, do you think Taylor

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Swift will have like a red carpet
premiere for that movie? Did they have

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that for like the Justin Bieber Katie
Perry once back in the day they did.

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Yeah, yeah, I feel like
that is where you solidify the relationship.

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If you're gonna solidify it, relations
go he could tell it's a Friday,

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he could go, he's gotta travel
with the team. Fam that's la

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like what maybe gull It depends when
it comes out Kansas City. I thought

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that bad a flight. Andy Reid
will not allow that. You're definitely now

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causing a distraction for your team and
they could potentially win the sle again.

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They have the greatest quarterback. See
that. There was like a thousand percent

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increase in Travis Kelsey jersey sales over
the weekend. That's fine. I'm not

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buying it. He might. I
might get you one for Christmas. Don't

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buy me a jersey. I'm not
a Jason Kelsey, not a Jersey guy.

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Definitely not an Eagle jersey, but
Jason. I'm a Commander Slash Redskins

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fan for my whole life. Okay. Giants definitely not the rab the Ravens

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on occasion, not Girlan Poe's over
here, Bene, who's the one who's

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the president who turned on? He
wasn't president. He definitely wasn't president.

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He had me on a roll.
Lost thing I got you. Well,

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let's get on into it. Things
that will definitely make you lose your mind.

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It's time for some miss connections where
we read real miss connections from the

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actual DMV page of Craigslist called Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash whatever

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it is. Uh. These are
people looking for love, probably in the

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wrong place. They did not find
love in a hopeless place. Let's just

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say that love in a hopeless place. Sure, all right, Eric,

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here's the first one. You got
it, baby. You want to take

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me shopping, then give then give
you a show Washington. Okay, we

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talked on him before, lost your
email. But you wanted to take me

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shopping and then give me then give
you a fashion show at home. By

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the way, we're touching knee to
knee hoodie skin. You're very warm.

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Well, I try to have my
warm body. My favorite movie, Warm

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Bodies. It's Warm Bodies. It's
the one. It's the Romeo and Juliet

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movie. But there's zombies. Never
seen Nicholas Holt, never seen, Rob

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Quordryld. Okay, all right,
there's that one. There's the next one.

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We used to watch movies in our
underwear together. We do that sometimes?

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Why have we done? Never?
Fairfax? Oh wait, this is

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on cancer on campus Mason Nation.
Man for anybody, we used to hang

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watch movies and Chill would love to
have that again. Anybody wants to hang

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out in their underwear. But and
Chill k movie maker ninety nine together?

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What does that mean? I don't
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want to put on my I don't
want to put on my work computer.

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Buy a porn site. Let's see. Uh it's a movie maker all right,

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all right, I don't know what
that is. But hey, if

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you're on campus Mason Nations like hanging
out in your underwear, you know you

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gotta you can't just stay on campus. It's call him at George Mason University.

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There's five campuses are in this greater
area of universities. Everyone knows what

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the actual Mason campuses though. Come
on, it's in Fairfax, Virginia.

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Baby two zero three zero. This
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Park College Park. There's Collie Park. Yeah, but we just talked about

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George Mason together, just saying it. They know it's George Mason because the

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paragraph previous you mentioned George Mason nation. He literally just said makes a nation

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before we did it. Also,
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is. This is be pinpointed in
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well. Nine games Bethesda guy Bethesda
seeking other guy for mind games free Now

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I have my own place, only
mine. What do you think mind games

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are? I mean, is it
a sexual term? Maybe they're gonna try

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to use the force too. Is
about head erect sense? Alrightt next man

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down up late raining fun Man for
female h I know it's a male for

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female, Man for females, so
that's funnier man. I'm looking for a

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beautiful sub woman that's looking for fun, venture, passion and whatever. You

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want to try. Man for female
d D slash. Also in Fairfax,

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you know it's not not at by, it's off campus. Is love right

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by? I know this area intersection. It's right by the Aldi, uh,

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next to the Walmart and Fairfax.
I still have going to an oldie.

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It's good. You should take one
right there. We should go together.

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We should film. When you gotta
get groceries necks every day you buy

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groceries every day. I don't.
I don't like to. I don't like

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to buy a lot because then I
feel like it goes to waste. Okay,

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well you miss morning coffee. Why
did you pick this one? You

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know I'm gonna ran about this.
Please espresso, I'll bring the cream,

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bring the queen. I just need
my espresso here. That's all I need.

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This is by the I don't know
what the hell this is the lake

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out there, I don't know where
the hell. That is definitely not Leasburg.

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That's some moonies of Leesburg. Next
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for friendship, looking for a friend
for conversation and friendship. Let us chat

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and go for dinner. I'm reading
how they wrote it. By the way,

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love to spend time to explore the
mutual interests and passion. Desi guy

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here male for female only. What's
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up, Desi guy Urban Dictionary Urban
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describe someone born and raised in America
from parents of Indian. Oh boy,

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nice to right and our last one
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a girlfriend twenties thirties man looking woman, You are looking for a girl in

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her twenties and thirties. I'm a
man looking for a woman any girl twenties

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and thirties. I'm Latin boy in
thirty What does that mean looking for a

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woman or girl? We're a friend
and more noe me boy. You should

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be w girl, white girl,
white girl. So that's that's what that

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is. And that was your misconnection
for the week and podcast with you.

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It's always a fun time because usually
it's kind of a shuffle of what we're

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doing. That's what we're doing,
makes ready for our aim with this podcast,

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let us know we want to we
want to reach out to you and

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also touch you as well. Like
you I want to do that and at

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mister Rick v At Andrew Hoodie with
the why. We appreciate you all for

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listening. Any questions, comments are
concerns sliding to my DMS. Not in

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next week. Eric will have a
PS five. No he won't, Yes,

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he will know he will not end
this months which is next this week

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actually saw on Friday, Eric will
have a PS five. If it's one

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hundred dollars, will take it.
I mean he might give it to you

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to do a barter with him.
One hundred dollars and you do a shift

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on Big one hundred already do a
shift on well, but you do it

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for free. Oh I mean that
that's that's kind of worth that good price,

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So that's kind of worthy. You
get paid in video game consoles.

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What a life? What a life
that was? Does a dream you had

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as a kid trying to be like, Oh, I can't wait to work

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at Game Stop and get paid in
video games for money? There's money.

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When I worked at Toys those years
ago, that's all I wanted was free

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stuff. But when the RC cars, oh my god, did I ever

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Anyway, we'll talk to you next
week. I always remember it's okay to

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be weird and sexy. It got
weird, didn't it. Yeah,