Let's get this podcast to get and your boys gotta go to dumb Freeze for
some reason. And hopefully you're ready because it's time to get weird. You're
prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's get where?
Where getting Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric.
I'm ready listening already because it listened a hundred and fifty fifth episode of
Let's Get Weird. I'm gonna shave my mustatch. Oh. I thought you're
gonna say something completely different. I gotta take a shit. You're gonna say
I'm gonna shape my. I gotta trip my. I ken't do it yourself,
or you go to the barber to do that. I mean, obviously
you get it trimmed when you get everything else trying. I like it when
he does it because it's a really good job, and I always screw Now
they're using little scissors, or they're using a little buzzer. The buzz are
thinking. You know what I really want to do. I mentioned this a
million times in this podcast. I really want to get a straight rat shave
again. Now that's when they use the actual blade. Right. Also,
my name's Hoodie by America and every week we come to give you the weird
sourcing around our lives, the world, the Internet, then the universe and
you're in it. But that's one. It's a straight Now. I think
we're gonna do that for my wedding now. But here's the thing. Is
that a day of thing or a day before thing? Because obviously you were
getting stubble. I don't know. Because it's a clean race, it's a
clean I think you do it the day before just in case something fucks up.
Yeah, do it the day of floor, do it mid day,
don't do it early, but do it a little bit later in the day,
so that at nine o'clock, right before the close. Hey, I
know you're trying to get out of here. That's the worst time, worst
time to anyone's going to a haircut barber or you're asking for it. You're
asking for it. Now are you gonna do it? Have you researched where
you're because you're getting married in market? Hey? Market? Are there any
barber shops down there? Classically done? I don't know. I probably should
look that up. But I mean I could stick with what my go to
because they have that options too with Floyd's. But yeah, it's kind of
you know, it's Floyd's. But if you go to like because there's a
lot of a couple of like traditional barber shops downtown DC that would do it.
But it's not cheap, you know that, right? Oh? I
know it's it's if you want a good one, it's like forty bucks at
least at least for a straight raising for me, my straight raizor for you.
I get because you got a lot of here. I ain't got nothing
going on here, Nothing will ever go on there time though you want it,
you want it to be done, correct. You also want them to
do the massage, the hot towel, lather up the shaving cream and then
you know, moisturize your face after and after I did. Maybe we should
do the is it boardroom? Is that one one of those ones we were
trying to think of doing. Was that one? Maybe in this area it's
more of a chain, but it's easier just to find the chick. I
don't want to go to a chain. Why that for that? I don't
want to go to a chain. I want to go to. Yeah,
but I don't want to go to like the barber down the street. It's
not the barber down the street, I'm telling you. Do you know which
one I'm talking about. It's kind of sketchy. No, they're like I
said, there's a couple of downtown DC, and I gotta find it.
I'll figure it out. I will find some. I will find some for
you because I really want to do it. You know what, I'm gonna
look young as though you're ready. I can't wait. I felt weird about
is it? This was not this most recent haircut. For the last haircut,
the lady who did it didn't cut it's my back hair, yeah,
which is like the top like whatever that is the area right, didn't cut
everything the length, So there was one piece of hair that would always like
sit here and it was super long, and more was like, can I
just cut it? I was like, fine, but it's my hair and
it's cut it. I was like, that's a lot more than I thought
you were gonna cut. What are you doing? So she missed the cuts,
which basically would happen. I think, so, yeah, you didn't
see it when you put the mirror back. Now, because you they put
the jewett and I don't see anything. And then when you you know,
get in, get in, take your shot ower and everything. When you're
when your quaff is moving, it's moving. It's a moving, it's a
moving. You know. They made made an instagram for our our DC one
on one boss ors curl right. Oh, it's called the Capital Curl because
he likes posting. That probably won't be posted as much as he used to
be. No, it's three people that I know. But I think those
three people don't sit over there, and you know they're still okay, they
still sit over there. That makes sense that they have nothing else going on
seeing about someone's hair curl because he talks about it all the time. So
it's hilarious. But whatever, he's thriving. So I love him. I'm
happy for him. You might get a PS five from him. I gotta
figured how much he wants for it. I remember me to ask. When
we're done, we'll go ask him right now. I don't know what you
want. No, not right now, one point no no, no,
no, we're fine. We got we gotta see what happens. We're thriving.
We're riving. Let's get weird baby. You know what I'm saying.
Hate when you do love it? You love so much love. When I
give you sweet kisses, you and Teddy get the same amount of kisses.
So anyway, anyway, PS five, you might be buying from our bottle,
one of our bos. You might be buying today from dumb Frieze.
Potentially. That's why I had to go to Dumfrieze. Is Target. Here's
the thing, this is the first time I had this problem with Target.
Will not let me buy it BS five untiless I go to dumb Frieze.
Got hit up. Rests in Fairfax Rockville. Where is dumb Is that more
west? Like it's a little bit south of Manassas, so it's like Manassas
exit for Potomac Mills is the next exit after and then after that's Woodbridge,
right, No, Woodbridge is like before that. So it's Woodbridge, which
is like the west of Potomac millsas is after the dumb Friezes. After dumb
Frieze is like the Quantico exit. Oh wow, that's a litmus test the
Quantico because there's one in Fredericksburg. I was like, oh no, I
gover to Burke, not far better use that you have the easy past more,
don't look at the easy past. Don't look at the easy cheap as
hell? Now though to do the easy sens when you go, yeah,
you know if it's it's also I feel like easy pass is seasonal, so
they know it's Christmas. They're like, I'm gonna jack it up. Yeah,
but you're still cheaper, paying a cheaper rate because you have the easy
pass than what then what the normal rate is? No? You never looked
that up for us? What or I never looked it up for us?
That you pay a cheaper rate because you already you're in the easy pass,
so you pay a cheap easy pass pay. That's what everybody pays. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
If you don't have your easy pass, it says sixty bucks, you're
not paying the sixty bucks. You're paying thirty No, I'm paying sixty bucks
that are on the No. No, if you are you thinking that if
you don't have an easy pass, you take the lane, you're getting charged
with extra fee for not having the easy pass. No, if you take
the lane, okay, And it says sixty bucks where sixty bucks. It
ran around on why reason sixty bucks, because yeah, they've done that in
a couple of times. You because you're in the easy pass program, you
don't pay that rate. You pay a pro rate, cheaper rate. Then
who pays that rate the people that don't have the pass that go through it.
But the only people going through it are the ones that they know they
have the little blocking. Everybody does that hood it's because some people, I
think that's more you're getting charged to. Some people are just doing that to
go through it. Just a page just to see how much it is today,
and maybe I'll test it if it says it's like four bucks. What's
the website? I always forget? Well, you'res different, right. That's
interesting though, is that how like there's not one system I guess because American
roads are run by the states of like easy passes the whole thing, because
like there's that. I think Florida is the Orange Pass. But yeah,
you can still get accept it. It's a weird, like weird, like
you thought their transactions were with countries. That's the way the transactions get weird
with the states is the easy passes. I gotta log in. Okay,
Well, while you're figuring that out, I do want to tell you we
figured out our wedding cocktail, our signature cocktail, and it is gonna be
a margarita. Gonna open your legs, Really, give me two margaritas.
Why are margarita? Because it tastes good. It was the best cocktail we
could have gotten. Oh, I see your signature cocktail. You can still
get whatever you want, but signature cocktail be the margarita. You're gonna have
tetos, Yes, tetoes. Of course we bought that level of alcohol,
and we also bought apparently, our level of tequila is Jimmy Buffett's Margarita Ville
Tequila. So one up for this man in the sky, now you know,
says, So it's gonna be some come, come prepared with your electrolytes.
Would you be mad if I started bringing my own alcohol? Well,
you can't get kicked out if you bring in your own alcohol, right Why
because they're like, don't bring in your own alcohol. They're paid. If
you got a flat that's whatever. But hey, yeah margarita we had that
is either that a whiskey sour or a kind of a cherry vodka spritzy.
Drinking a little bit. But we went to margarretta because it goes well with
the meal. That's all I'm saying, is that my buddy tasting some steak
some chicken for you. Potatoes are divine. You're gonna love these potatoes.
I love them. You said that before about the potato. Yeah, I
told you yesterday the potatoes were the best part. Yeah. Using toll facilities
often and I want to stay more with the discount plan. You get a
discount plan. Yeah, you joined a discount Yeah, but you're already in
it. Eric wasn't paid attention to everything. I know. I wasn't paid
attention. One track mind over there. No, I'm not one track mind.
Check train, train, go through tunnel. That's what Eric's brain is.
Mar I say mashed potatoes. I just said the potatoes. Sorry,
there is a discount. You get a discount. This website sucks on my
phone. It's the internet because the internet in this buildings none of the best.
Let me tell you. Also for something, did you update the iOS?
Seventeen hasn't asked me mind? And for some reason, Facebook has been
real slow, Like I am trying to look at for photos for the thing
we're posting. It was like two minutes to the photo loaded Jesus, it
was a grade of the entire So see here the other day I took it
and it was dollar eighty five. That's don't know how much a toll was.
We says twenty two fifty eight over there. But it's the balance balance
you're pointing at that light. You put twenty five dollars a month in or
whatever, right, or doesn't take it out, So then if you use
it takes out a dollar. Oh, you put twenty five dollars in your
easy past every month or it's mine? Has it where it's it reaches a
certain threshold that that's what I'm looking for. Yeah, so it's a discount
of pros, it's a rate. It's a better morn. I've had the
easy pass for what like two months now, still have and used it.
So maybe I should use it today just to see if it works. And
I can put it on h V three flex right, because the PS five
in the front scene buckled up for safety officer, this officer thing in this
car. Let me tell you many aspects of things. The past two years,
my credit card increased its limit. That's how much I'm buying or I'm
good, I'm buying is because of me. Yeah, my credit card things
increase last week. Is that a good thing or a bad things? It's
a good thing, but a bad thing. It's a good thing because that
means you're paying it, but it's a bad thing because you're a good thing.
They want you to spend more. Exactly, she has to call them
and say, no, I want you to decrease it all. I don't
want them to because we've got wedding expenses to pay for, so they can
who keep increasing it? You know, but then your rates go up and
then that's how you get screwed. The bigger credit card debt mine like,
we paid off more as on that every week we paid off. So even
if I don't have the money, I paid off somehow with my blending sometime
with my work around the house. To let's say, anyway, speaking of
work around the house, let's talk about work around the football for you,
mainly lack thereof probably now will be for the first future, for the rest
of the year. Now, no, not yet. I have had Tuah
and I've had Jalen Hurts. And here's the thing. Jalen Hurts does good,
but not as uh fantasy because they're recording is on a Tuesday last night
the Cruise because les play the books, Commanders, and Bills. He had
the Bills defense. But we're gonna do it. Doesn't do a thing where
it's like how you did or something. It does. Let's see I Jayalen
Hurts had twenty one points. Two had twenty eight points, so it's yeah,
it's really But here's the thing. Two has been surprising everybody. So
watch the time I start too, He's gonna get hurt. Like you know
that happens. I'm two and one. By the way, Oh, I
take on Sauce again. I'm one and two. That's what happened. When
we have a six person league. You could take on the same people real
quick. Hey, no one's went. No one's undefeated, though that's nice.
At least no one's undefeated. Really, I'm better than Cruise, that's
all that matters. But Cruise beat me, so yeah, John's oh wow.
But speaking of fantasy football teams, I have one Travis Kelsey, who
I'm a little worried about might be underperforming in the near future because he has
a certain pop star he's dating question Mark. Can we want to be nice
and polite about this. Can we not see that this is fake, that
this is a publicity stunt. Because The Kelsey's, Travis and his brother have
a great podcast, so you can listen to probably on the iHeart radio app.
They also have the His other brother has a TV show or an Amazon
Prime show called The Kelsey's. It's about his life with his with his wife
and their kid. And then Travis, who has been in television before,
because he did do a dating show back in the day, like what six
years ago? It was on MTV, right, David Kelsey, I didn't
remember that. Yeah, he did a TV show about dating. Here's the
thing. Who watched MTV after like two thousand and nine when teen Mom came
on, you know, watching the Challenge still but's on CBS apparently now.
So it's using my paramount. Plus I'm not using your paramount plus who By
the way, I need to figure out who's using all my things because I've
seen some weird stuff. I'm watching Hulu, my Hulu Hulu. We're just
watching New Girl again again? Okay, but who's watching nine or two one
on on my Amazon Prime? This man, we live in the nineties right
now, right? And then my Hulu can't keep it, won't let me,
Leonard Katy, You'll find it, and then I can't watch. Where's
Rexham? Season two? Welcome to Rexham, Welcome to Rexam season two.
But anyways, back to Travis and Taylor thing people, so sorry, let's
give them a deep dive in case they don't know they're listening to our podcast
at Alice all adopt no news. Uh it is. Travis Kelsey invited Taylor
Swift to last week's game, the Chiefs Game Slide into the DM. She
showed up, participated in this family's pre game before the thing, sat in
their sweet they won that she exited into pop pretty much everyone pointed at her
at the game instead of Patrick Mahomes's wife and brother. Uh. Then they
had a party after they kicked people out of a restaurant so they could party.
That's all we know. Are they technically dating now and that's debatable,
But anyway back to you now, I think the whole thing is a publicity
stunt that that they're both using each other just day and which is a you
know, Taylor Swift, but people are like really buying into this and thinking
it's a legit relationship. I mean, I think it is a very good
time for this relationship to blossom for Travis Kelsey say that. Just be on
my side, and I'm partially on your side because you know, I feel
like the kel their podcast is blown up a lot more than it did written
recent months. They have that show. Letty my TikTok feed was just mind
you. I have Travis Kelcey and my fantasy teams on my PY two.
Hey man, Taylor Swift, her movie is coming out in two weeks.
They can get the NFL to promote the movie for the next two weeks.
And it is funny because I think last time I checked that they might have
changed it. The NFL official Twitter account NFL Taylor's version is Taylor's this is
such a It's so okay, all right, well, you know what,
It's fine. I mean, but here's the thing I fight with a Taylor
personally. Feel like any celebrity relationship impacts the team usually in the long run.
For most teams. We've looked at Jessica Simpson, you had Olivia Munn,
who you thought was Olivia Wild with Aaron Rodgers. Now this maybe yeah,
but but Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. That was real. That wasn't
like he slid in the DMS. He wasn't mind you. Taylor Swift was
an Eagles fan. So is at Eagles Fankasy group inside of Philly. And
and Travis's brother plays for the Eagles. I've always forget his other brother's name.
He's the center for jon Jason Kelsey, Thank you, Andrew, And
so Jason is an Eagles, the center and they just won the Super Bowl.
Now if there's another rematch, what's going to happen? That'd be a
good game, great gause. That was last year's right, it was last
year Super Bowl and hopefully the Eagles winning this year. Nope, we want
the No, we want the Eagles the way because because a month later we
will be going there. So definitely don't want. We want the Eagles fans
auty and celebrate what I'm saying. I don't want. I don't want that.
Eagles fans of the worst, he said they did last night the Bucks
game. They wouldn't let the Buck sign go all the way up. What's
the Buck sign? The Bucks had this huge like sign that was covering the
end zone before the game, and Eagle fans were stopping it by holding it
so that you couldn't pull it. It's a point of the buck sign.
It's just a buck sign in the end zone. Eagles fans and the endzone.
They should have put the Eagles fans somewhere else. You know. It's
like how we went to the World's Game a month ago and then the Mets
fan took over that whole left field side. You know, can't control who
sits where you actually can, It's very easy. Look at how WrestleMania pre
sale tickets again. It went. Here's the top part, here's right part
here, and they did count of clockwise of how they sold the tickets.
Yeah, but you can't. You don't know who's gonna buy it. It
could be all the sale code for the Eagles. Here you go. I'm
just saying, anyway I expect. Do you think actually, because the writers
strike is over, obviously, we're waiting on the sac after strick to see
what that happens. Video game trick might be happening soon and in your future
in the motive strikes going on right now. Yeah, do you think Taylor
Swift will have like a red carpet premiere for that movie? Did they have
that for like the Justin Bieber Katie Perry once back in the day they did.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that is where you solidify the relationship.
If you're gonna solidify it, relations go he could tell it's a Friday,
he could go, he's gotta travel with the team. Fam that's la
like what maybe gull It depends when it comes out Kansas City. I thought
that bad a flight. Andy Reid will not allow that. You're definitely now
causing a distraction for your team and they could potentially win the sle again.
They have the greatest quarterback. See that. There was like a thousand percent
increase in Travis Kelsey jersey sales over the weekend. That's fine. I'm not
buying it. He might. I might get you one for Christmas. Don't
buy me a jersey. I'm not a Jason Kelsey, not a Jersey guy.
Definitely not an Eagle jersey, but Jason. I'm a Commander Slash Redskins
fan for my whole life. Okay. Giants definitely not the rab the Ravens
on occasion, not Girlan Poe's over here, Bene, who's the one who's
the president who turned on? He wasn't president. He definitely wasn't president.
He had me on a roll. Lost thing I got you. Well,
let's get on into it. Things that will definitely make you lose your mind.
It's time for some miss connections where we read real miss connections from the
actual DMV page of Craigslist called Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash whatever
it is. Uh. These are people looking for love, probably in the
wrong place. They did not find love in a hopeless place. Let's just
say that love in a hopeless place. Sure, all right, Eric,
here's the first one. You got it, baby. You want to take
me shopping, then give then give you a show Washington. Okay, we
talked on him before, lost your email. But you wanted to take me
shopping and then give me then give you a fashion show at home. By
the way, we're touching knee to knee hoodie skin. You're very warm.
Well, I try to have my warm body. My favorite movie, Warm
Bodies. It's Warm Bodies. It's the one. It's the Romeo and Juliet
movie. But there's zombies. Never seen Nicholas Holt, never seen, Rob
Quordryld. Okay, all right, there's that one. There's the next one.
We used to watch movies in our underwear together. We do that sometimes?
Why have we done? Never? Fairfax? Oh wait, this is
on cancer on campus Mason Nation. Man for anybody, we used to hang
watch movies and Chill would love to have that again. Anybody wants to hang
out in their underwear. But and Chill k movie maker ninety nine together?
What does that mean? I don't know you google your phone. I don't
want to put on my I don't want to put on my work computer.
Buy a porn site. Let's see. Uh it's a movie maker all right,
all right, I don't know what that is. But hey, if
you're on campus Mason Nations like hanging out in your underwear, you know you
gotta you can't just stay on campus. It's call him at George Mason University.
There's five campuses are in this greater area of universities. Everyone knows what
the actual Mason campuses though. Come on, it's in Fairfax, Virginia.
Baby two zero three zero. This is ZIP code for Mason. There's Collie
Park College Park. There's Collie Park. Yeah, but we just talked about
George Mason together, just saying it. They know it's George Mason because the
paragraph previous you mentioned George Mason nation. He literally just said makes a nation
before we did it. Also, this is a this you know what this
is. This is be pinpointed in the nursing buildings. So enjoying that as
well. Nine games Bethesda guy Bethesda seeking other guy for mind games free Now
I have my own place, only mine. What do you think mind games
are? I mean, is it a sexual term? Maybe they're gonna try
to use the force too. Is about head erect sense? Alrightt next man
down up late raining fun Man for female h I know it's a male for
female, Man for females, so that's funnier man. I'm looking for a
beautiful sub woman that's looking for fun, venture, passion and whatever. You
want to try. Man for female d D slash. Also in Fairfax,
you know it's not not at by, it's off campus. Is love right
by? I know this area intersection. It's right by the Aldi, uh,
next to the Walmart and Fairfax. I still have going to an oldie.
It's good. You should take one right there. We should go together.
We should film. When you gotta get groceries necks every day you buy
groceries every day. I don't. I don't like to. I don't like
to buy a lot because then I feel like it goes to waste. Okay,
well you miss morning coffee. Why did you pick this one? You
know I'm gonna ran about this. Please espresso, I'll bring the cream,
bring the queen. I just need my espresso here. That's all I need.
This is by the I don't know what the hell this is the lake
out there, I don't know where the hell. That is definitely not Leasburg.
That's some moonies of Leesburg. Next one, Eric chant titty Chantilly looking
for friendship, looking for a friend for conversation and friendship. Let us chat
and go for dinner. I'm reading how they wrote it. By the way,
love to spend time to explore the mutual interests and passion. Desi guy
here male for female only. What's a guy? Well, let's look it
up, Desi guy Urban Dictionary Urban said, meaning well, you know,
describe someone born and raised in America from parents of Indian. Oh boy,
nice to right and our last one and washing looking for a girl looking for
a girlfriend twenties thirties man looking woman, You are looking for a girl in
her twenties and thirties. I'm a man looking for a woman any girl twenties
and thirties. I'm Latin boy in thirty What does that mean looking for a
woman or girl? We're a friend and more noe me boy. You should
be w girl, white girl, white girl. So that's that's what that
is. And that was your misconnection for the week and podcast with you.
It's always a fun time because usually it's kind of a shuffle of what we're
doing. That's what we're doing, makes ready for our aim with this podcast,
let us know we want to we want to reach out to you and
also touch you as well. Like you I want to do that and at
mister Rick v At Andrew Hoodie with the why. We appreciate you all for
listening. Any questions, comments are concerns sliding to my DMS. Not in
next week. Eric will have a PS five. No he won't, Yes,
he will know he will not end this months which is next this week
actually saw on Friday, Eric will have a PS five. If it's one
hundred dollars, will take it. I mean he might give it to you
to do a barter with him. One hundred dollars and you do a shift
on Big one hundred already do a shift on well, but you do it
for free. Oh I mean that that's that's kind of worth that good price,
So that's kind of worthy. You get paid in video game consoles.
What a life? What a life that was? Does a dream you had
as a kid trying to be like, Oh, I can't wait to work
at Game Stop and get paid in video games for money? There's money.
When I worked at Toys those years ago, that's all I wanted was free
stuff. But when the RC cars, oh my god, did I ever
Anyway, we'll talk to you next week. I always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,