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You know, I hate the brag, but I did win eleven straight gold

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gloves. I wouldn't have brought it
up, but since you mentioned it,

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I didn't mention it. Well I
want him anyway. Well, so what

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I mean you played first base?
I mean they always put the worst player

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at first base. That's where they
put me, and I stunk we lane.

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You don't know the first thing about
first base. Well, I know

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something about getting to first base,
and I know you'll never be there.

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Oh me, I figure it.
I've already been there. I plan on

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round a second tonight at around eleven
o'clock. Well, i'd watch the third

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base coach if I were you,
because I don't think he's waving you in.

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Welcome to Talking Seinfeld, the podcast
where we discuss everything we know about

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the show about nothing. This week, we are here to review one of

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the most iconic episodes of Seinfelt of
all time. Definitely one of the gross

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definitely one of my favorites. It's
a two parter and we're gonna be doing

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both parts here today. It is
The Boyfriend Parts one and two. I

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am Dando and I am guying,
Yes, we are doubling up today and

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not only a favorite of Dando's,
favorite of mine, favorite of one,

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Jerry sone fans Yes Yeah, and
Keith and And as one of Joe Seinfeld's

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most favorite baseball players of all time. He said he was incredibly nervous going

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into this, and I love how
his real life reaction to meeting Keith and

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As he said, he looked in
the closet and he was like, what

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am I gonna wear? I'm meeting
Keith Ands today. That's basically the story.

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I just I thought that was just
so funny because that's what it's like.

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We often say, oh, they're
just people, but then when you

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come the potential to come face to
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like, what do I say?
What do I where? What do I

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do? It's so nerve racking.
But I just thought Jerry just absolutely hit

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it out at the ballpark pun intended
with this performance here with Keith. Nanez

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thought it was so great. You're
absolutely right, and look, focusing on

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the clothing was a very smart move
on Jerry's part. I mean, because

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because you're one correct and that you
know you are thinking about what you're gonna

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say and how you're going to present
yourself. But really how you address is

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such a big deal, whether it's
an actual first romantic date or a mate

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date like the like he's got with
Keith here by the way, big shout

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out to Keith Nandez a very likable
natural screen presence. I thought, did

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a really really good job playing Keith
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Playing yourself not necessarily all that easy. I think you've seen people who

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have like, hey, it's so
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kind of stiff and a bit awkward. And Keith just I won't say he

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fit right in. I mean,
it's clear that he acting is not his

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first first skill, but I don't
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very nicely. I thought, yeah, he didn't. He didn't stand out

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like a guest star. He stunded
out like a famous person who's now on

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Seinfeld. Yeah it wasn't because sometimes
he said he get guest stars. I'm

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just like, you can tell that
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but be when you put them next
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as like, oh, he's not
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wives. Like he said, Keith
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yeah, nice guy. Yeah,
just just of course Elaine likes of course

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likes him. He just seems like
a lovable guy. And he watched the

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documentaries and stuff Keith and enders just
seems like a great person. He just

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seems like a lovely guy. Well, I'm thinking of the Simpsons episode that

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has all the guest stars who are
sporting stars, the baseball one, the

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softball one. No, no,
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Yes, from this yeah, Homer
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season sixteen. Yes, yeah,
And look none of them embarrassed themselves either,

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but they weren't asked to do a
great deal. But you can tell

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us something. Is this the way
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Okay? Fine? Also too,
they probably weren't recording it with the cast

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either, so you know, when
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also helps. Maybe it's a little
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Who can tell. But all we
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yes, I'm going to borrow that
pun as well. Keith knocked it

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down to the park. Good job
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I think pretty much everyone was firing
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it was a it was a really
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ak because I didn't know who Keith
and Endez was growing up. Still,

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if you said to me, who's
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guy from Side And that's what Keith
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a generation who are a bit younger
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It's like, oh, it's the
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guy that Jerry was jealous over.
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my generation, he's kind of like, who aren't in America? He is

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the guy from Seinfeld, But apparently
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of all time, one of the
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always talk about their Game six in
the episode. So he's like, it's

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kind of like Gary Ablett here for
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we just we idolize the guy here
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they realized the cast getting this guy
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to be talking about it. It's
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one and Part two together because there
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hour. But you couldn't cut it
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you do it, Larry Davis says, sometimes you get episodes where it's

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like it's a bit too long,
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fit it into half an hour.
This one it was like it's too long,

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but you know, we're gonna add
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too that hour because we can't cut
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they slotted in the Elaine or and
the JFK thing and things like that,

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which we'll get to an a moment
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the yeah, you can tell that
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We need to hit this, hit
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to make the most of the situation. We're gonna have a lot of eyeballs

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on us for this episode. Let's
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like you said, they all did. They all had but they all had

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really good stories though. That's the
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it out of the barking and Okay, mos done. They finished, But

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you're right in terms of yeah,
they expanded the Hernandez storyline about as much

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as they could. You know,
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right as it is, and you're
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wouldn't fit in a traditional single episode, so they do have to expand.

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What they've surrounded it with, though
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I mean, all all the stuff
about George's working so hard to hold onto

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the doll, hold onto his unemployment
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what have you. Yeah, it's
it's all great. I thought the baby

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stuff was the weakest point of the
episode. It's not substantial, there's nothing

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to it, but it's just very, very funny because something I've written here

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and it looked it's it's in one
of my favorite parts. But I'm just

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going to cut do it anyway because
I've got other favorite parts that we can

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talk about. Some founds a very
smart show. You know, it's put

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together by smart people and it's quote
unquote intelligent comedy. But one of the

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smartest things about it is that it
realizes nothing is funnier than a funny walk

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or a funny voice, you know, I mean you could sort of you

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know, oh gosh, yes,
that was very intelligent comedy. How droll

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women ninety nine you'll do that one
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ninety nine times you're gonna go you
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you'll just start laughing at that,
because there's nothing funnier than someone who has

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a funny voice. And you know, this episode, it's not just not

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just the parents or the mother of
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also m Carrie, who George you
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to go out on a date with
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She has kind of it? Yeah
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you George. Yeah, yeah,
it's fantastic. So yeah, it's something

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that I really really enjoyed about the
episode. How they I'm loath to say

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padded it out him because it doesn't
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feels like, no, this is
a just a well stuffed episode. Yeah,

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well padded. And I really like
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into the story as well. So
we start off the stand up about trying

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to um was it was? It
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it making friends? I know,
the health club getting fit, they're working

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out, you're getting fit in order
to be able to be fit. Basically.

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I like that play. But I
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make friends. Like making a friend
when you're a guy, it's impossible,

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you know, when you're when you're
an adult, you just can't do it.

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It's like, it's like, you
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you know what, it's just not
gonna work out when you're take We're not

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taking any new applicants, right,
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kid, though, get out the
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house. We're friends now. That's
exactly what it was like. But yeah,

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the whole Jerry becoming friends with a
hero of his I just thought that

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the whole bounce him being nervous what's
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of a Lane because she you don't
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like, that's exactly how people would
respond if I was friends of a girl

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and she started dating this guy,
and it's the fact that he canceled on

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Jerry to be of e Lane.
That's what started all But Jerry's jealousy.

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As we said, Jerry Seifer this
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role on the show, and some
of the writers that they know how to

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write for Jerry now. But the
way he fed off of Keith and Nander's

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in the lane, just everyone in
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And I love I heard the story
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the George moment where he falls over
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and he walks in and he says, and you want to be my LATEX

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salesman? That was improvised. Oh
perfect. Yeah. So it's the first

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time where it really felt like you
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We've had great episodes before now,
but this one felt like, Okay,

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you're watching something that's going to be
talked about for decades. All the pieces

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are falling into place, absolutely,
and they had they had before certainly.

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But yeah, it's hard to think
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or they're meaning a bum note anywhere
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do. And Julius said that she
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it she knew it was a great
bait, like she knew of him.

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But she said, all the guys
like it's like, she goes, well,

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I'm filming this scene with him,
and I'm playing off like I'm flirting

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with him. Blah blah blah,
which was fantastic. That flirting scene is

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in one of my favorite moments.
I thought it was so great. But

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she said, all the guys in
a set, I just like watching offset

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off camera going oh my god.
As Keith Nandez, they couldn't believe that

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Keith Hernandez was here on this show. And Jerry has said by this point

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here that he met a lot of
celebrities. You know, it was a

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really popular show at this time.
He met a lot of celebrities, and

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you realize, yeah, it's not
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And then Keith and Endez comes around. He's like, I was just I

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just didn't know what to do.
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speechless for the first two or three
days around him. The guy just didn't

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know what to do. I just
think that's so cute. It's kind of

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adorable that you know someone you know. Because Seinfeld, I think has to

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be has to have been relatively well
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before he gets his show, the
show lifts him to another level. So,

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you know, here's a guy who's
clearly not short of confidence. Yeah

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for him to, yeah, be
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by someone who's one of the best, one of the best of what they

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do. Yeah, it's sweet and
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what I also liked, I thought
it was quite clever is the way they

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had a big star like Keith her
Nandez endorse Jerry Seinfeld and the show at

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the beginning. So when he comes
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of you, comedy very often to
get like that plays into the story,

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but they wrote it in such a
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But be it's also this big,
huge star coming onto your show and endorsing

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the show to the view who might
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might only be watching for the first
time because they're baseball fans. But then

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when the biggest baseball player of that
time one is saying, hey, I'm

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a fan of this guy, you
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a massive plus. Right Giving the
seal of approval. Yeah, absolutely,

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Oh my goodness, it's like,
oh, okay, Keith Nander says,

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okay, it's okay me yeah,
yeah, And then we haven't even discussed

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the JFK thing yet. It's definitely
one of my favorite moments in all of

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Seinfeld. And they discuss this in
the Inside Look and I at it my

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notes as well. You know,
a show has hit the mark and is

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absolutely just hitting firing on all cylinders. When you can take such a national

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tragedy and turn it into comedy with
the assassination of JFK, that's the thing

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that's you know, even to this
day, it's felt in America. People

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don't like to laugh people people will
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to get a parody of the assassination
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absolute genius the way they handed it. Well, the all of the Stone

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movie JFK had been out, when
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the reason that they made this there
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the whole legend of JFK and the
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stuff, but the whole investigation and
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the back into the Left, all
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much on people's lips in the in
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of a punchline. So you're right
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repurposed JFK for for comedy. Yeah, but it's also you know, they're

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they're riding that zeitgeist wave of everybody
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that came out in ninety one,
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two. Yeah, So Tom Leopold, I wanted the stuff of Seinfeld saw

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that way Knight was in the film
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was just like way Night's just like, what are the odds that I'm playing

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somebody called Numa and then I'm playing
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back for that, But just the
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Pretty Boy. Just yeah, just
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like, Oh, you look like
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after a after a game, you
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you'd be that kind of person,
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the way that when Kravit gets hit
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him like screaming I'm here that it
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use of that that that's super eight
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the Ja Assassination's just a really nice
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that Sine felt so far has been
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only so much you could do with
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early nineties, but yeah, for
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it's like, it's a nice touch. Yeah, it felt like this episode

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was really put together with affection and
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disparaging of the episodes that have gone
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we've really got something good here.
Let's you know, really, let's make

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it a team ethod guys, because
if you do that flashback and it's just

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the standard usual visual of the of
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just the usual, you know,
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because it has that flashback. When
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you're like, oh, yeah,
it's the it's the boyfriend, it's

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the it's the spinning episode, but
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then it's just it slays me.
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I don't think we've ever does Seinfeld
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This is the only one that ever
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an event. It does, doesn't
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I'm like, that's nice, different, unusual. So yeah, it's

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again I think that indicates, yeah, we're proud of this one goes Yeah,

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all time. It's it's just so
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you know, you're referencing JFK and
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know that the jksassination is something that's
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film in particular, the ninety one
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still feels relevant and funny today.
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dated by any means. It's just
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is a good one. Still,
what were your favorite moments from the Boyfriend?

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Well, I think we've already really
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I've sort of talked about how,
yeah, there's really nothing funnier than a

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funny voice. I think that's I
think that's very, very true. We

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also talked about George running out of
the toilet with his pants around his ankles,

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just falling flat and just a grasic
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does. Yeah, yeah, I
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a that you maybe wouldn't expect from
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I mean, just just by virtue
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funny but also just kind of uninhibited. You know, he'll he'll do It's

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not the kind of needy humors like
I'll do anything for a joke, but

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it's like if you are if you
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I don't think there's many things he
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you know, I think he's willing
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comedy, for the psake of comedy, for the sake of a good gag.

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an audience member, is that just
prior they had Jerry answered the phone and

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Vandale Industry's right, So it's like, everything's going to plan. You know,

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it's gonna happen. It's gonna work
out for George. George as a

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character's relaxed enough to go to the
toilet, So as a view you're like,

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yeah, yeah, it's gonna work
it for George. You don't see

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it coming. So Cramer just sort
of sits down in the phone rings and

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all of a sudden, you go
oh. A view, you go oh,

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and as and George is the same
reaction that the viewers giving you,

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like oh. And that's what makes
it so funny because it sort of catches

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you off guard because you're relaxed because
you've just seen Jerry making it, see

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that everything's going to plan, but
then it doesn't. It's part of the

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genius of sun Felt, really,
because you would think, oh, it's

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well, it's not going to go
well for George. It never goes well

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for George. Of course this is
going to fuck up somewhere along the line

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somewhere, and it does, but
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it and amused by it when it
happens, like oh, I mean,

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of course you saw it coming,
but you didn't see it coming. Yeah,

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yeah, it catches you off guard. Its white work so well,

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and then Jerry walking in with the
improv and you want to be my lating

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salesman. It's just like the absolute
best kicker. But yeah, anything else

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that you liked, I had one
that I well actually too, that I

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really liked. And they're both good
to see my girl Julia Louis Dryfus.

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There's one bit where they're at the
bar, Lane and Keith and and isn't

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surrounded by clearly all these sports stars
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Yeah yeah, yeah, but kicks
clearly really telling one of his stories about

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you know, oh it's one out
six. Wasn't he talking about game six?

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He was talking about game six?
Yeah? Uh, And Julia Louis

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Drivers does this sort of ooh,
I just I loved it because I thought

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it was at least but also just
remind him of something that lovely Luise would

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do. If I'm sort of telling
you story, Oh so yeah, I

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really love that. But I find
someone who looks at you like a Lane

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looks at Keith Rnandez. Indeed,
indeed, but it's just another bit after

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the after they've had the dates and
Jerry's sort of grilling e Lane about well,

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you know, did you did you
kiss? All this kind of stuff.

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I think it was like they were
talking about, oh, did you

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have milk or something? And then
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yeah, that we that were That
was some of my favorite bits. But

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you know, it's hard to pick
favorites out of this episode. Out of

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these uh, this big ass episode, there's so much the tushe um.

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scene, as I mentioned earlier, just

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the way that she plays along with
it. Julia has a way of making

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you buy into like you forget you're
watching a performance here like she does you

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watch it here like I'm watching Julia
lu Driver's flirt with this man like like

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there's like she's so good that you
don't think she's acting. She's so great

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just to look her mannerisms and just
her delivery, like this's just she's just

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so sexy. Oh yeah. And
then we got as we discussed the magic

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Lugie story and then Jerry being annoyed
that he hasn't called it's been three days.

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Then Jerry being. They played Jode
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friend of Elaine, just the way
quote quote women would react with a guy

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doesn't call them back. Guide us
this just I love this episode. It's

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so great. Well, just that
recurring line, Jerry, he's a guy?

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Could you spell that? Please?
No? Next question? All right,

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it this way, we would move
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Indeed, we wouldn't take it to
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for you. What's your first question. Oh god, you so many him

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Jerry's you mentioned Jerry doing a bit
about a bit of stand up about making

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friends. What is the drink the
best friends drink when they're little. I

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didn't pick up on you drink?
You drink this? I drink this?

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Is it? Orange juice? Cherry
soda? Cherry soda? Okay? Friends?

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How many hours a day does Jerry
say that George sleeps? Eighteen hours?

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Yes? Great? Um? What
is the phone number of vander Lay

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Industries? Ka something? I do
have my notes coming by the finding it?

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What is it? KL five eight
three eight three eight three A three?

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When was the game six mets Phillies? Oh? What do you mean

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the date? Oh god? Because
they say nothing I was. Oh wait,

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I'm haven't got the gaming. Maybe
this is when the incident happened.

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Maybe that's when the incident happened.
Yes, sorry, Oh damn it.

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I should have written this down.
Um, okay, I'm just gonna throw

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a hail Mary pass here to use
a mixed sporting metaphor. August eighteenth.

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It was June fourteenth, nineteen eighty
seven. I think there might have been

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when the spitting incident happened. Because
I'll tell them the story Mets Phillies June

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fourteenth, nineteen eighty seven. What's
your next one? When Jerry is doing

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some stand up and talking about people
coming to see babies, why don't they

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come and see older people? How
much does Grandpa way? Now it's seventy

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pounds. It was one hundred and
sixty eight pounds. Sixty pounds. My

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wife thought seventy pounds. Seventy pounds
not much? All right? What is

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the name that Jerry gives himself as
an employee of Vanderley Industries. He is

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cal Vanson? Correct, very hard
name to say, cal Vanson. It's

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just it's I keep thinking it's Carl. Yeah. Um, he's a noted

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superman. Appreciated Jerry. I wonder
if that's got to anything to a call

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l possibly? Yeah, maybe?
Can I ask you a question? Yeah?

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Okay? What is the name just
surname of the woman handling George's unemployment

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benefits? What is the surname or
nat? What is it? She is

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missus? So cool? So cole? All right? My final question is

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how many pieces is Keith's couch?
It's a twelve piece sectional, yes,

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twelve piece, Yes, that was
one might as well? So let's call

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it today on trivia. All right
then, so that is trivia for the

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Boyfriend. We'll be right back guys
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Our Friends is available now on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you find your

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podcasts. The original airdate of The
Boyfriends Parts one and two because air together,

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was February twelfth, nineteen ninety two. It was written by Larry David

409
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and Larry Livin and directed by Tom
Sharonez. Yeah. The episode kicks off

410
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with some stand up with Jerry discussing
in the health club, knowing how we

411
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put our dirty laundry away and we
try and keep it all locked up and

412
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:19.799
padlocked away, and also discussing getting
fit just so we can work out,

413
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.920
So we work out, so that
we can work out. Starts off with

414
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Jerry and George and Kramer in the
chain room arguing over a basketball game.

415
00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:30.160
Is that what it was? Well, there's dribbling, so yeah, I'm

416
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:34.279
assuming. Yeah, it's basketball wide
o't I was wide open underneath. I

417
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.640
had three inches on that guy.
Do you two were hogging the ball?

418
00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.839
Me? It wasn't me. I
never even saw the ball. All you

419
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.319
do is dribble. I have to
dribble. If I give it to you,

420
00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:48.319
you just shoot. You're a chucker, chuck, that's right. Every

421
00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:51.039
time you get the ball, you
shoot. You believe you called me a

422
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:52.839
chucker. No way, I'm a
chucker. I do not chuck, never

423
00:27:52.960 --> 00:28:00.839
chuck, never chuck, never will
chuck. No chuck your chuck. Cramer

424
00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:07.480
remi a chucker. Oh you're a
Chucker' a chucker? All these years have

425
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:10.240
been chucking. You never told me. Well, it's not an easy thing

426
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:14.599
to bring up. You know,
this is the first time we ever saw

427
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:21.799
each other naked. Believe me,
I didn't see anything. Oh you didn't

428
00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:26.359
sneak a peek, now, did
you? Yeah? I snuck a peek?

429
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:33.319
Why why not? What about you? George? Yeah? If I

430
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:37.200
have an issue with the episode,
and it's a very very small one,

431
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:41.279
it's that whole bit with George saying
I don't chuck, never chucked, never

432
00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:45.440
will chuck. It's like that's a
bit written. It feels so early Signfeld,

433
00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:48.119
doesn't it? It does, doesn't
it. Yeah, it's like I

434
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.880
think you're trying a bit hard to
make fair ch happen there. But look

435
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:55.839
it's over and done with fairly quickly, and you know it has a good

436
00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:59.119
payoff later on down the line as
well. It's gonna say they needed something

437
00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:00.799
to pay off with so he knows
who George is. But but yeah,

438
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.400
I was watching this guy and yeah, this feels like it feels like a

439
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:07.519
curb your enthusiasm kind of line where
it's just like Larry David just likes to

440
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:11.599
drill certain words into your mind because
that's just what he found funny that day.

441
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:14.880
But yeah, it's not terrible by
any means, but you know,

442
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:15.720
what, do you tell me?
I was a checker. It was not

443
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:21.279
an easy thing to bring up.
And then this was actually great, so

444
00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:25.039
that this is the first time I've
seen each other naked. Well you looked.

445
00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:30.440
Yeah, I stuck a peak,
and George a little. I didn't

446
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:33.200
see anything. It was a blur
went past so quickly, But yeah,

447
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.680
I stuck a peak. It reminded
me because I'm at the Guns N' Roses

448
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:40.119
concept last Saturday here and here in
Melbourne. I'm in Julya, Melbourne,

449
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:42.759
That's where it was, and I'm
at the urinal and I'm thinking, I'm

450
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.359
wizzen. I'm thinking, I wonder
if any of these guys next to me

451
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.799
right next I watched I did the
review notes before I went to Melbourne.

452
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.000
I was like, I wonder if
any of these guys are stuck a peak.

453
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:56.119
I mean, when I am paying
at a urinal, I am straight

454
00:29:56.200 --> 00:30:00.920
ahead. You never ever ever like
deviation, because if you turn your head

455
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:06.720
at all at a urinal, big
trouble. It's just it's an unwritten law.

456
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.039
You do not peak at a urinal. I mean, I wouldn't look

457
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:10.519
at a guy wiz in anyway,
but you know what I mean, like

458
00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:12.960
you just you don't peak. I'm
sure there are people who that might be

459
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:17.599
their thing, but no, it
is the unwritten law of the urinal that

460
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:21.359
young eyes straightforward. Having said that, I mean, I was thinking about

461
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:25.759
I don't know the first time that
I probably saw some of my friend's naked,

462
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:26.599
Like you know, when I was
at school and you have to you

463
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.319
know, hit the showers or whatever. Changing Yeah, yeah, oh well,

464
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:37.160
pubid. He's hitting faster for some
of the other and slower for some.

465
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.160
So meanwhile some of us are just
standing up on the seats, windmilling

466
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:45.200
around. Whish I was hanging out
with your buddies. That sounds like it

467
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:49.240
sounds like good times. But you
know, a nice little bit of locker

468
00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:52.200
room banter, the good kind of
locker room banter. Yeah. Yeah.

469
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.440
And then he Cram says he's going
off to meet newman, and then they

470
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.119
see someone stretching in. At first
George is like, who is this guy?

471
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:00.039
I think he is And that's kind
of like when you go to the

472
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.359
gym. If you're not like big
and buff, you see some guy like

473
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:04.920
flexing whatever's like, who's that guy? I think? I think it's so

474
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:08.799
cool because I was walking when I
was again walking to them to the concept

475
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.640
to the MCG, this guy was
walking down the street and he had those

476
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.440
you know, those single type tops
where they're really really thin so you can

477
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.359
see like basically their entire chest,
and he had that strut of the thing.

478
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:21.720
And there was this couple in front
of me, and there was like,

479
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:23.599
no, just that does look like
a nerdy couple. And as the

480
00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:27.000
guy walks past, the woman turns
to him and goes like, does that

481
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:30.720
the fake like like marcho man balk
And I was like, she gets it.

482
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.240
What a hero. When we aren't
buff, we make fun of other

483
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:38.440
people for being buff or who's I
think stretched and shote off their muscles.

484
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:44.160
But George realizes, actually it wasn't
George, it was Joey realizes, holy

485
00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:47.880
shit, Keith and andex No,
by the way, we've got to point

486
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:52.160
out good stretching form from Keith.
He just looked, yeah, you're a

487
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:57.279
pro woman. I haven't stretched for
a long time. It's probably when my

488
00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:00.559
back is so saw these days.
But I forget when I played football,

489
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:04.839
right, It's a little things like
stretching and just going for a quick run

490
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:07.960
amend the oval, things like that
that I didn't see it as exercise because

491
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.039
I was playing football. But now
I look back and go, no,

492
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:14.240
wonder I was able to pick things
up and I was fitting and things like

493
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:16.440
that, because twice a week I'd
go to football training, but it just

494
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:20.519
felt like I was going to I
didn't sort of see it as exercise.

495
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:24.799
It was just practicing for footy.
People think this when they get older like

496
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:29.920
me. But you know, or
maybe even even at your relatively young age,

497
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:31.680
Danna, but you want to sort
of go back and tell your youthful

498
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:37.160
stuff, your youthful person stuff like, am I want to do this?

499
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.240
Just do this? To keep doing
this? Yeah, I'll feel better,

500
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:45.160
you know. So you do this
now and I'll feel good now. Um,

501
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:46.559
and you see this, you see
this, you want to be this.

502
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:51.440
We don't have to have this,
you know, if you do this,

503
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:53.680
just wanted today really fun. But
just stretching is one of them,

504
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:59.160
just a regular, a daily stretch
of just you know, I don't know,

505
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.440
I think I think it be something
I wish I'd done from my teenage

506
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:07.160
years onwards. I mean, it's
of course my teenage self the game piss

507
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:10.039
off, old man, I want
to sit down and watch TV and eat

508
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:15.400
them eat McDonald's, Apple pay.
Just do a stretch kid. Come on,

509
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.559
man, what are you comparing yourself
to? Keith Hernandez. The guy's

510
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.720
a baseball player, Jerry baseball.
I know what it is. I recognized

511
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:27.440
him. You didn't even notice you're
making some wise cracks in a nightclub.

512
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:35.160
The guy was in game six,
two runs down out facing elimination. It's

513
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:37.160
up. Very often you hear George
bringing Jerry down a peg. Well,

514
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:42.000
that's I mean, I think just
even being in the proximity of Keith and

515
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:45.480
Nandez and Jerry's sort of first of
all thrown in the biff insult again.

516
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:50.359
You know, I think George is
going to take it even more personally.

517
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:53.359
You know, when you're insulting me
while Keith and Nandez is in the room,

518
00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:57.519
Keith Nandez might hear you insulting me, and that's that's the impression he's

519
00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:00.599
going to get on me. I'm
a little man. Yeah, I can

520
00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:04.440
understand why George would sort of arc
up a little bit, and honestly I

521
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.639
felt bad for him when when keith
A. Nandez don say, hey,

522
00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:13.239
you're Jerry's I felt I love your
comedy. Jerry's just like, yeah,

523
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:16.480
that's right, I mean little man. Yeah, I've felt a bit bad

524
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:19.199
for George. I'm going to say, he's just like, yeah, you

525
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:22.639
know, he wins World Series,
you make a few worse cracks at a

526
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:27.360
night club. Yeah, And honestly, it felt like George almost had the

527
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.000
upper hand for a second there.
It's like, don't get ideas above your

528
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:31.960
station, Jerry, You're just a
stand up comic. He's Keith Nandez.

529
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.480
And then no validation. Excuse me, I don't want to disturb you.

530
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.360
I'm Keith Rnandez and I just want
to tell you what a big fan of

531
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:47.320
I love your comedy. And then
he fluffs it by asking an awkward question

532
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:51.159
because you obviously didn't know what to
say. It's one of that having more

533
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:54.119
plane crashes, all those teams flying
around, and then it's like he realizes

534
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:57.719
that wasn't the right thing to ask, but I'm just gonna go with it.

535
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:01.639
Now back out of this one,
and you know, an entire team

536
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:07.199
just wiped out and then they plan
to have a cup of coffee Jerry and

537
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:10.000
and Keith. It's only a matter
of a time. Who is this chucker?

538
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:14.559
So there's trying to run it.
Yeah, it didn't really work for

539
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:15.519
me. I thought the chucker was
a bit much. Yeah, you're right.

540
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.199
Went out at Monks and three days
and he hasn't called, and he's

541
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.639
like, well, you call him. I don't want to be over anxious.

542
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.239
I think it's a lane actually talking
to you. I don't be over

543
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:28.400
anxious since it is a lamb.
Because she throws away the ashtrain, she

544
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.239
says that she hates cigarettes, and
I agree. I'm not a fan of

545
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.719
smoking at all, never had I've
never smoked, but the smell of smoke

546
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.440
just not for me. It kind
of sucks now unfortunately. I mean I

547
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.639
was, I was a smoker back
in the day, and look, I'll

548
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:45.039
still sneak one very very rarely.
But the lovely the reason I were at

549
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:52.280
this Christmas function on Saturday night walking
out, there were a few people on

550
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.000
the darts and maybe a couple of
vapes there, and she, because she

551
00:35:55.039 --> 00:36:00.719
was a smoker as well, we
looked at something Jesus stinks because you know,

552
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.519
when you were my age, you
could go out and have a meal

553
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:06.800
and the women would be pill It's
like, you're just getting used to the

554
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:10.159
smell of smoke being everywhere now that
you have to literally go and seek people

555
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:15.039
who are smoking because they're separated.
Once you get once you come into contact

556
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.400
with it, it's like, yeah, that's the thing here. I mean

557
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.599
again coming back to my youthful self. I mean, I'd hate to sort

558
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:25.920
of smell my youthful self. Yeah, where's the work in the office.

559
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:29.039
There was one guy who smoked,
and you go out and come back enough

560
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:35.039
to lunch, and it's like,
oh, because you close the stick for

561
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.440
ages, it's just it's gotten.
But but yeah, so Elaine here she

562
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:40.880
drops the hint, which pays off
later again they're just suddenly dropping things in

563
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:45.480
the chucker and the cigarettes because it's
not sort of overstated here, it's just

564
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:49.079
gets rid of the ashtraas and like
our cigarettes. And Jerry asked, you

565
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.599
know, why don't you guys call
what's going on here? And it's like,

566
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:53.639
I'm sorry, honey. So he's
just there playing up there like he's

567
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:57.440
another female friend of hers, And
I think it was just very very funny

568
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.679
the way I was all acted.
I don't think we give Jerry enough credit

569
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.039
too. He's also willing to sort
of take the mickey out of himself.

570
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.519
And for example this one here,
someone with a bit of an ego might

571
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.840
not want to put themselves in situation
where they coming across like a what would

572
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:14.880
you a damsel in distress? You
know, I can't believe he hasn't called

573
00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:17.400
blah blah blah. But no,
he's gone there for the second comedy and

574
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.320
it just works so well, Well, I'll never give him my number another

575
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.159
guy again. And he really hands
it up to doesn't he Like, he

576
00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:29.559
just really really sinks his teeth into
It's so so funny. Elaine says.

577
00:37:29.559 --> 00:37:31.159
Here, Well, sometimes you know, takes a guy a month to call

578
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:34.679
back when when I give him my
number. Yeah, well he's calling back,

579
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:38.400
an he's got a prayer. Oh
so great, Elaine says, maybe

580
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:42.679
he's just been too busy, too
busy pick up a phone. What do

581
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:45.360
you mean he's too busy? That
was a very sign to pick up a

582
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:47.519
phone. So Jerry, yes,
and she says, you know, just

583
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.960
call him. We get the stand
up here. We're about as we discussed

584
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.239
earlier, hard to make new friends
and as the kids, someone's at the

585
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:57.480
front of your house. Hey with
phones. Now that's it's what's so great

586
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.199
about it is it's just so true
when you think your childhood, you go

587
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:02.480
to like on a holiday or whatever, and this is another another kid at

588
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:05.920
the camp site. It's like,
we're best friends in for the next week.

589
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:08.039
You and I best friends forever.
Once his holiday's over, I'll need

590
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:10.800
to see or think of you again. For the next week. You and

591
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:15.519
I best friends. I'm trying to
think, I mean, because I have

592
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:19.559
friends I've known for pretty much,
you know, all my life. You

593
00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:21.880
know, I met him when I
was six or seven, But for the

594
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:23.280
life of me, I can't remember
exactly how I met I met I met

595
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:28.360
him at school. But you know, what was it that made us friends.

596
00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:34.440
There was no sort of like Homer
and Marge meeting Wodarly, no moment

597
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.840
like that. It's just we somehow
found each other became friends, and that's

598
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.480
that. But it's yeah, it's
funny though, because I mean, I've

599
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.599
met people later in my life and
you know, it's not like I'm gonna

600
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:50.320
do you want to be friends or
a word. But when you realize,

601
00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:53.719
oh, look, I'm in a
social circle or whatever, but by work

602
00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:59.159
or you know, you meet your
partner's friends or something like that, and

603
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:02.199
there was someone there's one that you
connect with more. Yeah, even to

604
00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:05.639
the point where it's like, hey, you want to hang out or you

605
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:10.079
know you're sending like a message via
Facebook or whatever. I've made a new

606
00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:14.400
friend. You know, it feels
like quite an accomplishment. Well, I

607
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:16.920
remember, I will never forget.
There's this one of my best friends now,

608
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:21.559
the guy who I went to the
Guns and Roses Geeg with James Crabtree

609
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:23.840
Morton crab week On Uncle crab It's
what Alie calls him in Holly. One

610
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:27.280
of my best mates, like one
of my agreements went at my wedding.

611
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:30.440
I love the guy to death.
I still I actually remember the moment we

612
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:34.760
met. And because he was for
some reason like we've got four or five

613
00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.079
new kids all arriving in our class
at the same time, which is kind

614
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:39.440
of unheard of. It doesn't happen
all that often. But it was I

615
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:43.119
think a school closed or something like
that. The school was shutting down to

616
00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:46.519
the move kids throughout different school throughout
Gelong, and these guys all started from

617
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:51.960
down like Ocean Groveway, and I
remember hearing like and I don't get me

618
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:53.280
wrong, it's a silly song now, I guess I haven't heard it for

619
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:59.639
like decades, but it's a song
that had Santana and Chad from Nickel back

620
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:00.880
the scene. They did a song
to it together, kind of like the

621
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:05.480
way he did with Rob Thomas and
that what was that song that he sound

622
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:08.239
was smooth? Smooth? Yeah,
kind of like that kind of combo you're

623
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:12.119
about to say, it's a song
that not many people know. It's Santana

624
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:16.480
and Rob Thomas and it's called Smooth. I'm like, man, that's smooth.

625
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:21.320
Everybody knows smooth. Everyone knows smooth. Okay, Because for some reason,

626
00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:22.360
I feel like, and I don't
know why I feel this way,

627
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:28.159
but I'm a huge Matchbox twenty fan, and not many of my friends were

628
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:35.639
Matchbox twenty fans because must first that
first album, Yeah three Am you know,

629
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:39.719
Push was on an album Long Day, Real World was on an album

630
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:44.719
like that album is incredible, right, and they like several albums. Now,

631
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:46.239
they sort of got more poppier as
they went on, as bands tend

632
00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:50.320
to do. But I never really
had another friend who was a Matchbox twenty

633
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:53.280
fan, and he was listening to
this song that was that why didn't you

634
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:57.159
and I get together? With a
Santana and Nickelback song whatever. I could

635
00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:59.920
hear it playing three easier phones,
and I was like, he likes us.

636
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:01.199
Okay, I like that song too, It's all right. And then

637
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:05.079
I saw the next song that I
heard. The next song was three Am

638
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.559
by Matchbox twenty, and I was
like, this motherfucker gets it. And

639
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:10.800
then the next one was Guns and
Roses, and I was like, I

640
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:15.480
think I just found the love of
my life. And then then we just

641
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:20.239
we connected through music. So he
you know, he loved guns and rose

642
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.039
He loves old school sixties rock,
seventies rock on led Zeppel and things like

643
00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.159
that. But he also was a
massive Seinfeld fan, and I was like,

644
00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:29.880
ah, I finally found a friend
who I can talk about with about

645
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.079
Seinfeld with and we've bonded over Seinfeld. And he actually showed me a few

646
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:37.679
weeks ago he still kept There used
to be a DVD set back when you

647
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.159
could buy a DVD collections that were
like themed boxes, and it was Jerry's

648
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:44.280
fridge that was the box, and
all the DVDs were in He's like,

649
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:45.199
I still kept this because I still
watched it to this day. He's like,

650
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:49.440
I really like you bought me this
present when we were like year ten

651
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:52.400
or year eleven or whatever. It
was like every episode of Seinfeld And I'm

652
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:54.199
just thinking at the time, it's
not the best person anyone's ever bought me.

653
00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:57.480
You're just like a friend from school. What's going on here? And

654
00:41:57.559 --> 00:41:59.800
then we've just become best friends ever
since. But yeah, I know what,

655
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:01.960
I've a bit of a tangent there. But that moment we're discussing,

656
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.760
hey, don't meet friends, it
just I just realized Scie I was one

657
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:09.400
of the things that brought us together. The show is all about the tangents

658
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:13.159
and all. Honest. Yeah,
they sound other shows on the full Finger

659
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:16.320
just got a network now. Sometimes
they where you just something reminds you of

660
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.360
a moment in your life that you
had forgotten about and you haven't thought about

661
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:23.360
ever, and you just have to
get it out because it reminds me of

662
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:25.639
something. This is a moment of
my life that was very important. I

663
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:29.559
haven't thought about it since. There
you go. It's good. We had

664
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:32.199
a breakthrough. We did have a
breakthrough. I'll pay you after the session.

665
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:38.679
Yes, but I'm doctor Kats.
George is now he's going to the

666
00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:42.960
unemployment application office. He's trying to
get an extended for another two weeks.

667
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.320
He's only got two weeks to go
three months. I'm assuming it something that

668
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:50.559
seems about right. I don't know. I think so. Yeah, I've

669
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:54.400
never I've never been on the doll
precisely for this reason. I hate the

670
00:42:54.480 --> 00:43:00.360
paper I don't mind the idea of
money, but just the paper work that

671
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:01.960
you have to go through. And
as they point out, you know,

672
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:06.920
Jerry ponds out in some of the
standard like the work you have to do

673
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:12.559
to stay on the doll. To
stay on the doll is more work than

674
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:15.440
work. I love it when you
go watch Judge Duty and she's like,

675
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:20.239
what do you do for for work? And she's like an unemployment It's like

676
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:24.079
I have my wrist in nineteen eighty
four, and like they're perfectly fucking fine.

677
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:27.840
It's like that there's been they're finding
ways they're doing they're pulling a George

678
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:31.800
here, but this here just feels
like perfect comedy for Jason Alexander. You

679
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:36.239
would believe that he was improvising this. It just felt like it came out

680
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:39.639
so naturally, just I listen for
work, and let's assarily watch I listen.

681
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:44.039
It's a combination of things, you
know, and the thing that is

682
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:51.320
if he just stopped at listen or
you know, it's like that actually sounds

683
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:53.800
like a rational things like oh,
like it's a smart thing that you know,

684
00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:57.360
a job secure? Actually, how
well you know I'm not just looking

685
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.880
for work. I'm actually sort of
I'm listening for opportunities. Now he just

686
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:05.719
shut up, like you seem like
you're putting in the air was or you

687
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:08.239
know, you're trying at least you
know you're You're pathetic enough that you know

688
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:10.880
I might take pity on you.
But he just keeps going and going going.

689
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:15.000
He can't. He's his own worst
enemy. George. Well, we've

690
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:16.800
discussed this on the subway. Remember
when the lady asked whether he works in

691
00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:21.079
the in the stocks where where there's
a job, and he tells the story

692
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:22.639
about his dad worked. He's like, just stop now, like to say,

693
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:27.039
a good a job? Why are
you going on less is more job?

694
00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:30.679
It's like he just he buys into
it as I was just telling the

695
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:31.800
story of my life when I met
my friend. Sometimes when he gets to

696
00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:36.559
the ball rolling like the tongue's going, but he can't keep up. It's

697
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:38.360
just like, all right, it's
coming out, just al old bullshit.

698
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:42.199
He loves to lie, so he
brings up Van Delay Industries once again.

699
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:45.519
It's a latex manufacturer this time,
and he was looking for a job for

700
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.559
a sales position and then he realized
that's not going to work. She doesn't

701
00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:51.239
buy it. Then he sees,
I have a friend, you know,

702
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:52.679
in the gun business. I can
get some gum, and then he does

703
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:58.480
his impersonation of Jose Jimenez, who
is that that's also a baseball player,

704
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:01.679
but from an earlier era. Yeah, but I think I believe he did

705
00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:07.239
have a very sort of thick Hispanic
accent. One of my favorite movies is

706
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:09.639
The Right Stuff. Do you know
the movie The Right Stuff about exactly from

707
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:13.079
me talking about haven't watched it,
but yes, yeah, but one of

708
00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:17.679
the one of the astronauts in that
is constantly doing at Jose, hemana bridge,

709
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:22.639
men name him all day him is
and ye much the consternation of the

710
00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:29.039
Latino people at the facility where he's
staying. So that's the main thing I

711
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:32.679
know from but apparently Jose Menz was
also a baseball player. So where have

712
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:36.840
you been looking for work? Well, you don't want to discovered, missus

713
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:42.000
socle. It's not so much the
looking as the listening. I listened for

714
00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:45.800
work. Now as i'm looking and
listening, I'm also looking. You cannot

715
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:50.000
discount looking. It's sort of a
combination. It's looking and listening, listening

716
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:53.960
and looking. But you must not
Can you be specific about any of these

717
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:59.119
companies specific? Uh, let's see, I've walked in and out. I've

718
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:04.239
so many bill things together. But
just give me one name, one name,

719
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:09.000
absolutely. Um. Let's see,
there's uh Vanderli Industries. I just

720
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:12.599
saw. Then I got very close
there, very close. Yeah, what

721
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:17.880
type of company is that? Latex
Latex manufacturers? And you interviewed there,

722
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:23.119
Yes, for a sales position,
Latex salesman, the selling of Latex and

723
00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:29.639
Latex related products. They just wouldn't
give me a chance. Damn it.

724
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:34.480
Now, I'm gonna need an address
and a phone number for this vand late

725
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:37.960
company. You like gum because I
have a friend in the gum business.

726
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.320
I got a gum guy. I
make one phone call. I have boxes

727
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:52.719
of gum delivered right the address you
just he zay Venice, you recognize that.

728
00:46:53.800 --> 00:47:07.679
No very funny, really very funny. The address Vandale is one twenty

729
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:10.920
nine West eighty first Street. It's
a very small industry, Vandale. It's

730
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:16.079
one of the reasons I wanted to
work for their phone number, that's KL

731
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:21.800
five eight three eight three. Are
you planning on calling them soon? Because

732
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:28.960
very strange hour. As soon as
I'm done with you, I'll check in

733
00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:34.239
with you next week. I gotta
run now because I got a full plate.

734
00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:40.559
Everything right, really good too too. I know we always praised Michael

735
00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:44.480
Richards for his physical comedy. But
just a little thing of just as he

736
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:46.519
gets at the door, the scramble
like a fucking Looney tune and then running

737
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.760
off, you know, just little
things like that just all add up.

738
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:52.360
And he grabs the kid and drags
me out of the phone box, which

739
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:54.639
pays off later as well. You
know, all these things happen here,

740
00:47:54.840 --> 00:47:58.960
all pay off later. So then
he goes up. Krame is already on

741
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.000
the phone, so we can't get
through. This is where Jerry shows his

742
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:07.679
shirt to a lane. He's a
guy, by the way, that shirt's

743
00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:08.760
too much. Oh, I want
to look that shirt. And I was

744
00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:15.159
like, are trying to be what
was happening here? But we all have

745
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:20.199
that shirt though in our closet where
it's like, it looks nice, but

746
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:22.719
I just personally can't pull this off. There's somebody out there that this shirt

747
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:28.880
will look fantastic on me. No. I bought a pair of shoes like

748
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:35.199
maybe four years ago, and I
wore them for the first time last weekend.

749
00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:38.400
Yes, because you needed to build
yourself up the confidence to put them

750
00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:42.559
on or a little bit. Yeah, And I was like, well,

751
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:45.480
this is kind of a beachy occasion
or a beach club occasion, and these

752
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:47.440
shoes will look right for that.
And I must admit, you know,

753
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:52.159
loose all them when they do,
I'm bad like those I haven't seen this

754
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:55.280
as a validation. That's the validation
you need, isn't it. I shall

755
00:48:55.320 --> 00:49:04.800
wear no other shoes ever ever washing
my feet again. But George, he

756
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:08.360
finally gets through. I thought,
I thought this whole story sort of slush

757
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:12.960
scene, felt very nineties because the
pay phone having to put more quarters into

758
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:14.679
the machine and blah blah blah blah. I like that, you know,

759
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:16.239
because we grew up in that era. And the couple arrives with the kid

760
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:21.239
because he shoved him out of the
phone box Michael, and he says,

761
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:23.840
Michael and Carroll they one time they
wanted to go see the baby who comes

762
00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:27.760
back in the episode with the end
with a lobster and the shrinkage, and

763
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.920
then it got to see the baby
because it's a terribly ugly baby next time,

764
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:36.480
but you know time, Yeah,
I guess, can't I just send

765
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:38.559
us a tape? And Elan says, you know, it feels like sometimes

766
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:42.679
you're watching this show and it feels
like you're just watching friends chat. So

767
00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:45.800
when Eline says he just waited a
couple of months and it would be too

768
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:46.760
old to be a baby, just
waited for to grow up, it just

769
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:50.719
it just felt like friends talking,
didn't it. Oh yeah, And particularly

770
00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:54.079
the way that Jerry and Julia sort
of played that, because he'll be grown

771
00:49:54.199 --> 00:50:00.760
up. Kraia walks in. He
says that you're sitting in the catch that

772
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:05.920
shirt's too busy. You know you're
not you're not being yourself, you know

773
00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:07.679
what grames saying his shirts too loud? Then you know, yeah, you

774
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:10.000
gotta get rid of it. Yes, yes, yeah, it's Keith.

775
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:13.840
It's just Keith, andanz And knew
it. What over here's Keith Anez.

776
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:19.679
Then George George tells the taxi driver
to change lanes. I feel sorry for

777
00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:22.360
the driver here. Like there's got
to be moments where you're a taxi driver

778
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.320
and the person is telling you how
to drive. I'll be like, sit

779
00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:29.639
the fuck down. You're paying me
for a service, allow me to give

780
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.559
you this service. Sometimes if I'm
Sometimes when I was driving, not driving

781
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:36.480
home, but I was catching a
taxi home from being out, I knew

782
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:39.880
the quickest way home, and I
know a way that appears to be quicker,

783
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:43.039
but I know it's not. And
I'll always be like, when I

784
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.320
approaching it, We're like, see
that bridge there, yet, don't go

785
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:46.920
over that bridge, just go under
it. And you can tell them it's

786
00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:52.239
like, fack've got an extra three
dollars out of this guy. But anyway,

787
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:54.440
but and they always give you the
impression like they're annoyed that you're telling

788
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:57.480
them where to go. But sometimes
you're just gotta tell them. It's like,

789
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:00.159
motherfucker, I know the quickest way
home. Let's fucking go home,

790
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:04.480
right what your map says, you're
taking me the way I said. I

791
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:08.239
know where I live. I've driven
these treats before I know what's going on.

792
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:14.400
Kramer and Newman then fight over who
gets to tell the Keith Hernandez story

793
00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:19.440
just but also all time great entrance
from from Wayne Night here where he just

794
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:25.880
saying, I despise him. I
despise him. He has so many he's

795
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:34.239
deliveries fantastic. Everybody eats broccoli later
on file weed Way Night's amazing. But

796
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:37.519
yeah, so he tells the story
Nice game, pretty boy, But the

797
00:51:37.239 --> 00:51:42.079
I'm hit is the bit for me. I ran him. That's so good.

798
00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:45.559
And then of course I'm just gonna
play that clip obviously. June fourteenth,

799
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:51.280
nineteen eighty seven, Mets Phillies.
We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon and the

800
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:55.039
right field stands when a crucial Hernandez
error opens the door to a five run

801
00:51:55.159 --> 00:52:01.159
Phillies ninth cost the Mets the game. Our day was rulin. There was

802
00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:04.719
a lot of people, you know, they're waiting by the players parking lot.

803
00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:07.280
Now we're coming down the ramp.
Newman was in front of me.

804
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:13.039
Hernandez was coming toward us. As
he passes us, Newman turns and says,

805
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:20.719
nice game, pretty boy. Nandy's
continued past us up the ramp.

806
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:27.519
Then a second later something happened that
changed us in a very deep and profound

807
00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:35.599
way from that day form. He
spit on us, and I screamed out,

808
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:42.559
I'm at Then I turned and the
spent ricocheted off him, and it

809
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:50.159
hit me. Wow, what a
story. Unfortunately, the immutable laws of

810
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:54.199
physics contradict the whole premise of your
account. Allow me to reconstruct as if

811
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:58.639
I made for miss Fennis. As
I've heard the story a number of times.

812
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:06.119
Newman r if you'll indulge me.
According to your story, Hernandez passes

813
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:10.400
you and starts walking up the rent. Then you say you were struck on

814
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:17.280
the right temple. The spit then
proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking

815
00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:24.039
Newman between the third and the fourth
rift. The spit then came off the

816
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:30.159
rib made a right turn, hitting
Newman in the right riff, causing him

817
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:37.760
to drop his baseball cap. The
spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses

818
00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:45.880
in midair. Mind you, makes
a left turn and lands on Newman's left

819
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:58.519
thigh. That is one magic,
Lucy, I loved Jerry's yea. The

820
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:04.000
immutable laws of physics contradict the whole
premise of your account. Well, that's

821
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.159
I mean, it's it's a complete
riff on Kevin Costner in JFKA. But

822
00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:13.280
even even though as someone growing up
who hadn't seen the film, someone who

823
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:16.159
just knew of the JFK scenario,
it's still hilarious. You don't have to

824
00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:20.239
be you don't have to be someone
who's seen the film to get this either.

825
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:22.119
No, no, no, I
mean Jerry plays it very very well,

826
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:27.280
that whole sort of you know,
the pomposity as someone presenting evidence in

827
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:29.920
court. Yeah, it's it's a
it's a it's a well played scene by

828
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:32.440
Jerry. And he was so anxious
going into it because it's such a long

829
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:36.840
scene. And he said that what
you see was the first take. He

830
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:39.800
nailed it the first time, and
he said once he once that was finished,

831
00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:43.840
it went well, got a huge
laugh because they said it was a

832
00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.280
bit sort of touchy. It's like
do we do this doing not do Will

833
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:52.079
people find this funny or will they
find this insensitive? Insensitive? Yeah?

834
00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:54.320
Yeah, yeah, but no,
it was just a huge laugh. And

835
00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:58.480
Jerry said the relief once he got
off the stage, just like whoof it

836
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.480
worked great. I think it's fairly
clear that they're not taking the piss out

837
00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:05.920
of the JFK assassination. They take
them all piss out of the all the

838
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:10.280
rigmarole that surrounded it. Yes,
so look, I can understand why they

839
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:15.039
might be a little cautious, but
I know I think they they did the

840
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:17.280
wrong thing. But they bring it. There's got to have been a second

841
00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:22.840
spider behind the bushes down the gravelly
road. And Newman just leaves him,

842
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:24.320
protests he's had enough of it.
He's not going to buy into this at

843
00:55:24.320 --> 00:55:28.920
all. George and arrives. He's
all erratic, and he explains the vandalist

844
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:31.000
story. You know, you know, I know I hire you as a

845
00:55:31.079 --> 00:55:37.519
Latex shalesman. I don't think so. So he's just basically pretending that it's

846
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:42.039
realized, just not happening, not
happening at all. Then Keith, Keith's

847
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:46.079
outside and they're giving Lane a ride
into whatever because they're on their way to

848
00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:49.960
the coffee, giving e Lane a
ride to somewhere. And then who had

849
00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.360
the motive? So then the day
is finished, and then that the date

850
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:57.079
sorry with with Jerry and Keith.
Should I shake his hand? This would

851
00:55:57.079 --> 00:56:00.280
actually give you went on a date
I would call it a date with like

852
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:02.039
a celebrity, like a sporting hero
of yours. At the end of the

853
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.599
day, it's like, do I
shake his hand? That's that would run

854
00:56:06.639 --> 00:56:08.159
through your mind. How do I
say goodbye? What do I do here?

855
00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:12.599
Some we overthink things, that's just
who we are as people. But

856
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:15.119
I would go, I would go
for the handshake. Of course, you

857
00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:17.079
go for the handshake. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, but sometimes a handshake.

858
00:56:17.400 --> 00:56:21.159
Have you ever given a handshake and
after you've given it, going,

859
00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:24.079
oh fuck, that was a bad
handshake. Yeah. Sometimes, like when

860
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:27.840
you're trying to like your garment and
you don't make the good If you fuck

861
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:29.880
it up the first time, it's
like, oh, the second one always

862
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:32.559
just feels like, oh, yeah's
let's let's let's slow it down easily.

863
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:35.760
Yep, right, we've got connection. Now, let's shake the hands now.

864
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:38.239
If you fuck up that handshake,
I don't know. It's just I

865
00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:42.840
feel so embarrassed if I don't shake
that someone's hand properly, which I shouldn't.

866
00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:44.920
As I said, I overthink.
Yeah, I had this the other

867
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:47.880
day with someone who was really Okay, you're letting us know who's who's the

868
00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:51.400
boss here? Right? An you
with this with this handshake that you're given

869
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:54.159
me. But yeah, I rem
like to think that I met with equal

870
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:59.920
force or and yeah, I didn't
disgrace myself in the handshake. I wasn't.

871
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:01.679
I wasn't the beater in this handshake. It was like, No,

872
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:06.039
this was a meeting of two alphas. You can tell. Meeting of two

873
00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:08.960
alphas. You can tell. You
can tell when someone's going in for a

874
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:13.360
big handshit, like you said your
friend there. Once you get that connection,

875
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:15.159
you realize then I've got to squeeze
harder here. I've got a really

876
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:19.039
like at first you're like, oh, gentle, oh, what's one of

877
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:21.119
these ones? Is it all right? Motherfucker? Well here here's what I've

878
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:27.760
got. You should have told me
you wanted to arm wrestle buddy. Yeah.

879
00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:31.199
So Jerry obviously goes for the handshake, a bit of an awkward handshake.

880
00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:34.800
It's like, oh, yeah,
it's whatever. Then he asked about

881
00:57:34.840 --> 00:57:37.079
Elaine, and it's like, oh
no, oh no, I'm going in

882
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:43.119
that territory because if you said to
somebody, tell us more about that girl

883
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.440
and they said, oh, she's
my ex me personally, I'm not gonna

884
00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:47.639
be My next question is not going
to bed mind of my day, I'll

885
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:52.480
be like, okay, sorry,
even though it's an X and just to

886
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.119
me, it just feels like here
putting that person in an awkward situation a

887
00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:59.239
little bit. Yeah, I mean, because you're doing nothing wrong, but

888
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:02.760
still it just feels like making them
give the approval. It's like, that's

889
00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:06.639
just a weird thing. I think
it had to be. Spend a bit

890
00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:10.199
of time with your new friend,
build a good report, and during that

891
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:16.039
time you're still thinking about their their
ex this woman. Then yeah, wait

892
00:58:16.119 --> 00:58:20.239
till the relationship with your well yeah, it requires a bit of sort of

893
00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:23.760
analysis and balance on your part to
go, well, am I more interested

894
00:58:23.800 --> 00:58:28.440
in being friends with this dude?
Or am I more interested in this lady?

895
00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:30.039
Or what have you? Yeah?
And then okay, who do I

896
00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:35.440
cut loose here? Or can I
make it work? It's a unique situation

897
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.760
where Joey in Elaine because they're still
great friends, right, they still see

898
00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:42.199
each other every day, blah blah
blah. But it still would be odd

899
00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:45.719
if you just say, for example, Louise was best friends with one of

900
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:47.719
her axes, right, would you
be fired going out to dinner with this

901
00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:51.440
person and have this person just hanging
out Louise's house all the time and things

902
00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:53.199
like that. If they are an
ax like, it's just a weird thing

903
00:58:53.639 --> 00:58:57.519
a little bit. You know,
they're just friends, but it's like,

904
00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:00.199
yeah, but you know, she
liked him before she liked me. I

905
00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:04.880
noticed there's that history there. That's
weird. I think lou and I talked

906
00:59:04.880 --> 00:59:07.400
about this the other night about it. She mentioned a friend of hers and

907
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:10.039
and maybe something similar came up on
a show that we were watching, and

908
00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:15.039
you know, she mentioned a friend
of hers who was who she really likes

909
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:17.239
and really respects and all that.
And I don't think I'm a problem with

910
00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:21.000
you hanging out with him. Well
I'm not at tracking to him. And

911
00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:27.119
I'm like, well that's okay.
Then that's even better that supposed the homopistic

912
00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:34.440
because of you were there's no fist
raising, no fist raising in the Dando

913
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:39.559
or the David's households, but unless
it's Nicola thumping me. But then they

914
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:44.519
discusses with George how they they split
dinner and they didn't talk about Game six

915
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:49.079
yet. That's a very understated line
there, but so true that he discussed

916
00:59:49.079 --> 00:59:52.320
Game six. It wasn't really time
yet to say we went and had lunch

917
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:54.119
with Gary Abblett. You don't talk
about football, you know, you talk

918
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:58.920
about everything else. There'll be time
for football about church, Yeah, they'll

919
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:00.920
be Yeah, exactly, it'll be
time for football. We'll get to that

920
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:02.679
first date. You don't want to
just go straight for it, because then

921
01:00:02.719 --> 01:00:07.000
it comes across like you're just friends
with them because of their status in the

922
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:10.360
footy field or the baseball field.
But then Elane arrives and George asked,

923
01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:14.440
um, did you shake his hand? What? What kind of shake was

924
01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:19.079
it? What? Single pump?
Not too hard? You're gonna see him,

925
01:00:19.079 --> 01:00:22.000
You're gonna see him again, yeah
the weekend, um, and Jerry

926
01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:28.360
is just he's spitting his knee like, oh yeah, yeah, look like

927
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:30.679
it's been a date. And then
we get a lane. He's called her

928
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:38.960
already, so you know he called
me already, Keith called you. This

929
01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:45.840
guy really gets around. Do you
mind? No? What a mind at

930
01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:51.800
all? Why should I mind?
What do you say? He asked me

931
01:00:51.880 --> 01:00:55.239
out for Saturday night? Are you
going? I told him I was busy.

932
01:00:55.360 --> 01:01:08.320
Oh really, So we're going out
Friday Friday? Yeah, he's going

933
01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:13.920
out with you on Friday. Yeah, he's supposed to see me on Friday.

934
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:20.880
Oh, I didn't know we made
plans, but I'll cancel it.

935
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:25.159
We don't cancel it. Well,
this is a little awkward, isn't his.

936
01:01:25.320 --> 01:01:32.000
Frankly it is. I've never seen
you jealous before. Well, you're

937
01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:35.800
not even a fan. I was
at Game six. You didn't even watch

938
01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:38.400
it. Wait a second, Wait
a minute. You jealous of him me

939
01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:53.159
or jealous of me Anny Hannigan's around
here, and that would feel so deflating,

940
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:58.079
wouldn't it, Like, Oh,
your hero has canceled on you to

941
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:02.880
go date or go on a date
with you your ex. Oh, this

942
01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:07.679
is a bit awkward, isn't it. Frankly it is? And nice because

943
01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.639
we've got a bit of a Hannigan's
call back then we did. Yeah,

944
01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:15.000
good call back there. And then
are you jealous of him or jealous of

945
01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:19.760
me? And he goes look for
the handegans Jerry, then answers as vandlay

946
01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:23.280
Industries and you know whatever, and
then it's Keith though on the phone.

947
01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:27.639
So it's not it's not the person
yet, But this is where Keith cancels

948
01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:30.639
and he Cramer comes in and asks
you, no, we're gonna go see

949
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:31.840
the baby or what He's like,
well, I'm not doing anything Friday now,

950
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:35.159
so I might as well do it. And he sits down next to

951
01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:37.000
a lane and answers the phone and
this is week at the George and he's

952
01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:40.199
and his moment, as I said, you have Jerry answered the phone is

953
01:02:40.280 --> 01:02:44.119
vandlay everything's going to plan. It's
going to be good. If you know

954
01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:45.800
somewhere then line's going to fuck up, but not now, because Jerry,

955
01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:50.320
it's all going to plan. Here
boom Cramer enters. It's there. You

956
01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:52.119
should have seen that the second Cramer
walked in the room. Really, oh

957
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:57.360
yeah, because you're just inviting chaos
into the indoor apartment the minute he walks

958
01:02:57.400 --> 01:03:06.400
through the door. So yeah,
you're right, Yellow what Delay Industries?

959
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:13.480
Now you're way way way off.
Well yeah, yeah, that's the right

960
01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:29.599
number. But this is an apartment. Yeah how did you know that one?

961
01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:45.480
And you want to be my latex
sal I was also just a massive

962
01:03:45.559 --> 01:03:50.360
fan of George's shuffle in like his
pants from his ankles. Have you had

963
01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.199
a moment where you you're on the
toilet and you realized there's no tilet paper

964
01:03:52.199 --> 01:03:53.920
and you know, the some just
in like the next room. It's like

965
01:03:54.719 --> 01:04:00.119
oh, alright, I'm doing this. That's terrible. So it's something you

966
01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:04.440
don't want to think about the state
that George is in when he's running out

967
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:09.360
of the bathroom and falls flat on
his falls flat on his stomach and flat

968
01:04:09.400 --> 01:04:12.679
on his face. Oh was he
Was he in the middle of something or

969
01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:15.719
was he just you know, enjoying
a nice because he was reading a magazine?

970
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:17.079
Wasn't I think he brought the Excellent
magazine with him. As I said,

971
01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:19.280
he was relaxed. He's like,
all right, it's gonna be fine,

972
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:21.679
Jerry's here, Joey's gonna answer the
phone, we all go to plan

973
01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:26.960
and then as he goes he doesn't
see the fireworks. That is Kramer entering

974
01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:29.360
the room. So that's where it
all goes, all unravels. But then

975
01:04:29.440 --> 01:04:31.880
George is now at the unemployment office
and he sees the photo of her daughter.

976
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:40.760
Who is this? It's my daughter, This is your daughter? My

977
01:04:41.159 --> 01:04:47.000
god, my god. I hope
you don't mind my saying she is breathtaking?

978
01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:55.199
You think so? Would you take
this picture away from me? Just

979
01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:58.440
take it away and get it out
of here, Take it away and put

980
01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:02.400
it away. Let me just I'm
listen. Go you know she doesn't even

981
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:09.559
have a boyfriend. Okay, well, what do you think you're talking to

982
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:12.159
it? What do you You're trying
to make a joke, miss Sole,

983
01:05:12.199 --> 01:05:15.320
because it's not funny. I can
tell you that I'm serious. She doesn't

984
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:19.360
you know. It's one thing to
not give me the extension, but to

985
01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:25.880
tease and to torture me like this, there's no call for that. Would

986
01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:32.199
you like her phone number? This
is so cool. I don't know what

987
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:35.639
to say. Where should I sign
this thing? No? No, no,

988
01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:42.920
no, no, don't worry about
it. I thought this was really

989
01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:45.199
not cringey George, but it's just
like, oh, you're singing to this

990
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:48.000
level, George. Really, this
is this is the path you're going.

991
01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:53.599
This is how bad that you want
to stay unemployeed, George D My note

992
01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.719
is just oh, George, I
like that. We get a sort of

993
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:00.480
a word drops here to take it. He calls her breathtaking. Right,

994
01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:03.559
So in the episode later on where
we get there you got to see the

995
01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:06.719
baby right where they go to see
the baby again in a later episode where

996
01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:12.199
the shrinkage and stuff, the doctor
there at the time calls a lane breathtaking.

997
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:15.400
So it's almost like those episodes are
connected in various ways. I like

998
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:18.280
that, but it's what he's just
patronizing her like she is. She doesn't

999
01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:20.880
have a boyfriend. I refuse to
believe this, and I'm like, fuck

1000
01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:25.039
off, George. It's such a
you're being your prick. I find it

1001
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:28.840
her believe that mississ so called is
actually sort of buying this, but clearly,

1002
01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:32.519
you know the other daughter carry I
believe the name is as you know,

1003
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:39.039
just been bereft of mail company or
rety a romantic interest for goodness knows

1004
01:06:39.079 --> 01:06:42.679
how long that her mother's just gonna
go yep, yeah, no worries,

1005
01:06:42.800 --> 01:06:45.800
No, no, you shouldn't have
been a rist. Let's go with it.

1006
01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:49.440
So she offers George the phone number
and then don't buy the signing.

1007
01:06:49.480 --> 01:06:51.599
You know you're taking my daughter out. It's all good. And then get

1008
01:06:51.599 --> 01:06:56.480
the stand up about the unemployment house
says on your check, So how does

1009
01:06:56.599 --> 01:07:00.239
how how degrading must to be getting
your check and it says unemployment on it,

1010
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:04.440
and discussing how friends he's got a
friend who just desperately tries to avoid

1011
01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:08.159
works. So yeah, very good. It always the way this episode is

1012
01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:11.320
going, it's almost like you're seeing
stuff unraveling. It's almost like you're watching

1013
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:14.679
stand up that Jerry's been doing in
real time as the show is happening,

1014
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:16.719
like George has been doing all this. Then we get some stand up about

1015
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:20.800
it and things like that. Yeah, then at the bar, this is

1016
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:26.239
where Elaine asked about Game six and
yeah, as you were saying, they're

1017
01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:29.599
gathering around like you feel so important
when like you're telling a story and people

1018
01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:32.840
gather around like they want they really
want to hear this story. And Kramer

1019
01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:38.920
and Jerry they go to see the
baby looks like Linda Johnson. Now I

1020
01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:42.519
feel like this. It was just
weird to me, this whole story with

1021
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:44.760
the baby. Right, So Michael
goes off to get the camera and she's

1022
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:48.400
such an idiot, and Kramer picks
up the baby and we hear someone's scream,

1023
01:07:48.840 --> 01:07:54.039
right, Yeah, is that Michael's
screaming because he overhears Kramer's about to

1024
01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:58.159
pick up the baby. Because we
hear my goat or whatever or scream.

1025
01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:02.119
It's like that doesn't never see anything. I watched this on Netflix and it

1026
01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:09.079
said George screamed, But I'm like, but but then but after get back,

1027
01:08:09.079 --> 01:08:10.880
it was George on a date.
That's the next scene, So what

1028
01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:14.760
the hell? Yeah, I don't
I don't know who that's who that scream

1029
01:08:15.039 --> 01:08:19.560
was. I mean, yeah,
it's a it's a weird one. It's

1030
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:23.800
we said before, no bum notes
in this episode. This in the bum

1031
01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:27.039
note. But it's like, what's
going on. It's almost like there was

1032
01:08:27.079 --> 01:08:30.000
something cut there that didn't quite make
sense. Yeah, but anyway, so

1033
01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:32.720
where now at the arter George's date. I haven't had a big Mac for

1034
01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:38.640
a long time, and you took
it a mac as you dog. I

1035
01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:44.520
just love that, you know,
we's it's smart on the partisan fell on

1036
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:47.520
the part of this episode that you
know, you initially are George, you're

1037
01:08:47.560 --> 01:08:50.000
a creep and you're still thinking that. You know, I think, oh,

1038
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:56.479
this poor woman, but she she's
kind of obnoxious and kind of terrible.

1039
01:08:56.520 --> 01:08:58.840
I mean, George is not doing
right by it, clearly. But

1040
01:08:58.920 --> 01:09:00.920
at the same time, it's like
it would throw the episode off balance.

1041
01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.760
I think if you're like, oh, George is just being a prick here,

1042
01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:06.399
it's more like, no, he's
kind of getting what's coming to him

1043
01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:12.039
here because he's no one's having any
fun here. Well, it's kind of

1044
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:15.880
like the episode with the stroke,
right, because it's important. Cipher does

1045
01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:18.800
it very well. Where if you're
just watching this in real time, your

1046
01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:23.560
thoughts are, George, you're taking
advantage of this girl for personal gain.

1047
01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:27.680
It's you're a horrible, horrible,
horrible human being. It's important that at

1048
01:09:27.720 --> 01:09:30.479
the end she's the one who breaks
up with him, and she's the one

1049
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:31.840
that sort of gets the final thing. It was the same with the stroke

1050
01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:34.640
now when the lamee was like,
I can't be with anymore. It's a

1051
01:09:34.680 --> 01:09:38.640
pain in the ass the bitch trying
to get here. You know you you

1052
01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:41.560
can't do things. You're old,
you've had a stroke, you know you

1053
01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:44.960
can't move anymore. Blah blah blah. She comes across like a real terrible

1054
01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:48.079
person. But then the next scene
she sees she discusses how she says sorry

1055
01:09:48.119 --> 01:09:50.239
him on the street and he said
that he was only using her for sex,

1056
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:53.279
and it's like, okay, well, at least they got the final

1057
01:09:53.399 --> 01:09:56.680
laugh. So it's very important that
they carry here gets the final laugh as

1058
01:09:56.720 --> 01:10:00.920
well. But he was George,
it's pretty despicable what he's doing. Despicable.

1059
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:02.399
Yeah, So she invites him up
and he lies about you know,

1060
01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:05.600
you've got an early start you've got
a job apportment at a hardware store.

1061
01:10:05.840 --> 01:10:10.199
It's like okay, And she says
that we're gonna call me as soon as

1062
01:10:10.199 --> 01:10:14.680
you get home. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't give a definite answer.

1063
01:10:14.880 --> 01:10:17.039
That doesn't give an answer. Yes, she wants to kiss. He goes

1064
01:10:17.079 --> 01:10:20.880
over the smoods with just the ugliest
kiss face. It reminds me of when

1065
01:10:20.920 --> 01:10:26.560
Hahns Mama tried to kiss Selma on
their date. And then I've got here,

1066
01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:30.039
Kramer drops the baby. Questioned Mark
because we don't actually see anything,

1067
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:32.159
he's just assumed. Then he dropped
the baby. I guess say he's really

1068
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:36.039
really sorry. But they get some
stand up there. But he got to

1069
01:10:36.039 --> 01:10:39.600
see the baby, not the grandfather
though, you know he's a he's a

1070
01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:45.760
thousand months old. Now after the
Elaine and Keith date, and she's wondering

1071
01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:46.920
whether there's going to be a kiss, Is there going to be a kiss?

1072
01:10:46.960 --> 01:10:50.159
Something? I thought. There's a
line here from Juliart which is just

1073
01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:56.039
like you are so great at your
job, Like Juliard so says, my

1074
01:10:56.159 --> 01:11:00.880
mum was caught acation, my father's
half drunk. She just makes every line

1075
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:04.800
so great. She's amazing, she's
amazing as a lane. Um, so,

1076
01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:06.720
you know, he's trying to tell
himself that he can go in for

1077
01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:09.640
the kiss. You know, I'm
Keith Hernandez. You know I can do

1078
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:12.920
this. You're famous goes in for
the kiss? Who is this guy?

1079
01:11:13.039 --> 01:11:16.760
Think he is? I'm Keith?
And apparently Keith has said that that was

1080
01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:20.359
the worst part of the entire episode
for him. It took eight takes to

1081
01:11:20.399 --> 01:11:23.720
get the kiss right. He said
it was so awkward he couldn't do it

1082
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:26.600
eight takes. It took. I
think he just wanted to kiss Julia eight

1083
01:11:26.680 --> 01:11:35.399
times. Personally, your cover stories
a bit flimsy there, Keith, So

1084
01:11:35.560 --> 01:11:59.000
did you too? Um? What
milk? No cookies? Did he kiss

1085
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:02.960
you good night? I don't know? What do you mean to get home?

1086
01:12:03.039 --> 01:12:09.520
No? All right? He kissed
me? Okay, Well what kind

1087
01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:13.319
of a kiss? Was it a
peck? Was it a kiss? Was

1088
01:12:13.399 --> 01:12:18.399
it a long makeout? Though?
Between a peck and a makeout? So

1089
01:12:18.640 --> 01:12:24.079
you like them? I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me,

1090
01:12:24.239 --> 01:12:30.279
Now you jealous of him. I'm
jealous of everybody. Keith then calls and

1091
01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:34.319
he wants Jerry to help him move
furniture. It's a big step to make

1092
01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:36.960
in a relationship. It's like it's
like for men, it's like going it

1093
01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:41.439
all the way. I don't think
it's that big of a deal, is

1094
01:12:41.479 --> 01:12:43.880
it. Like if someone says,
can you help? If I'm gonna make

1095
01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:45.880
you haven't seen for a while post
on Facebook need help moving furniture, I'd

1096
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:50.199
be like, god, an,
how I can help? So there was

1097
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:54.159
a girl I was saying I helped
them move twice. Yeah, I don't.

1098
01:12:54.199 --> 01:12:57.319
I don't see why. To me, and I picked it up like

1099
01:12:57.560 --> 01:13:00.479
a big deal, I'm like playing
it up for the sec of the story,

1100
01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:01.840
that's fine. But to me I
was watching his going I don't think

1101
01:13:01.880 --> 01:13:05.640
it's that big of a deal helping
somebody move. I guess asking somebody I

1102
01:13:08.119 --> 01:13:10.920
don't know. I enjoy helping people, so I don't see it as a

1103
01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:13.960
big deal. But to someone like
Jerry, I guess it seems like it's

1104
01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:15.920
a big deal. It does pay
off a little later though, because I

1105
01:13:16.000 --> 01:13:19.520
mean, if it's just Keith and
Jerry moving all the stuff out of Keith's

1106
01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:23.199
apartment, you're Keith and Nan is
you really good as sprung for a mover?

1107
01:13:23.479 --> 01:13:26.720
Given all this all this stuff that's
got to go and now awkward it

1108
01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:30.920
seems go on man, but also
is It's kind of like Jerry wants to

1109
01:13:30.960 --> 01:13:33.600
be friends of Keith, but he's
also thinking of reasons to not be with

1110
01:13:33.720 --> 01:13:36.560
Kick because it makes him sort of
like anxious. So he's like, you

1111
01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:41.000
know, he's been jealous at Lane
spending time with Keith not him. Keith's

1112
01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:43.720
like, can you come and do
this with me? Joey's like finding a

1113
01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:45.600
reason why it's a bad deal because
he just can't do it. It's too

1114
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:48.239
nervous about being friends of Keith.
Anyway. Yeah, we'll went at one

1115
01:13:48.319 --> 01:13:51.520
time, coming in a little too
strong. Then he Cramer enters and he

1116
01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:55.039
can't believe that he asked him to
move. Like Cramer just hates the guy.

1117
01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.000
He's just very, very angry.
He's angry that he said yes.

1118
01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:01.640
And then George is say, can
date and she doesn't want a call.

1119
01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:05.800
She breaks up with him. Got
no job, passpects Biff, Biff Lohman.

1120
01:14:05.920 --> 01:14:11.279
She just like Biff Loman. Yeah, And George begs, so please

1121
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:14.840
don't mention this to your mother.
Keith then braggs to to Lane about that

1122
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:15.840
the twelve gold gloves, and I
was like, oh, this is the

1123
01:14:15.920 --> 01:14:18.920
kind of thing you'd hate to see
in like a famous sports star. If

1124
01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:23.640
they started bragg and give out their
accomplishments, it's like we all, we

1125
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:27.239
all know what you did. I
don't need to remind us. I watched

1126
01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:31.279
this great documentary last night. Um. It was on ABC I View.

1127
01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:34.920
It was an Australian story episode about
Luke Longley, the Australian basketball who played

1128
01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:40.039
for the Bulls opposite Michael Jordan's back
on the nineties when they had their great

1129
01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:44.840
run. Forgotten Aussie superstar, isn't
he? Yeah, it was such.

1130
01:14:45.039 --> 01:14:46.680
It was such a good episode,
Like The Boyfriend, it was a two

1131
01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:50.159
parter. If you've got ABC I
View, I highly recommend you check it

1132
01:14:50.199 --> 01:14:57.439
out. And they show, you
know, he's got his his NBA championship

1133
01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:01.039
rings and I was looking and going
there was some ugly ass ratings man,

1134
01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:04.840
And then about ten seconds later he
said, yeah, these things are Gordon

1135
01:15:04.920 --> 01:15:11.880
disgusting, but you know the championships
Gordian disgusting. Yeah. And he was

1136
01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:15.840
such a cool dude in all honesty. Um, And you know they made

1137
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:19.079
a bit of talk about how you
know he was really cut out of that

1138
01:15:19.279 --> 01:15:26.800
Last Dance documentary. That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, And you know,

1139
01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:29.319
there's a bit of talk from Jordan
and that about how, you know,

1140
01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:30.439
I had to give a Luke a
bit of tough love and all this

1141
01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:32.680
kind of stuff, and you know
he's been, he's been, Michael Jordan.

1142
01:15:32.720 --> 01:15:38.960
But at the end Jordan says,
yeah, look, I owe not

1143
01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:41.840
that he owes him apology, but
you know, if I was doing that,

1144
01:15:41.880 --> 01:15:43.800
if I was doing this all over
again, there is no way I

1145
01:15:43.840 --> 01:15:46.279
would play without Luke Longley. He's
a he's a terrific player, and he's

1146
01:15:46.279 --> 01:15:49.119
a good friend and he deserves,
you know, all the respect in the

1147
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:54.039
world. Like god, damn,
that's nice. But I just like Michael

1148
01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:56.960
Jordan is saying that, you know, you've achieved something. Yeah, I

1149
01:15:57.000 --> 01:16:00.319
mean, I don't think he's the
kind of guy who's Dolan. Dolin had

1150
01:16:00.359 --> 01:16:05.159
compliments. He doesn't give Christmas cards. New fuck the kids, says my

1151
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:10.920
daughter. But yeah, just uh
yeah, the way you talked about the

1152
01:16:11.199 --> 01:16:15.600
the the NBA Championship rings, and
I'm like, yeah, they're they're a

1153
01:16:15.640 --> 01:16:18.359
bit off. Like good on him. He just has had a really really

1154
01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:23.359
good attitude about about sport and life
in general. So yeah, that's something

1155
01:16:23.359 --> 01:16:26.199
I recommend that everyone check out.
What's so great about this, um,

1156
01:16:26.319 --> 01:16:30.720
this flirting scene is I love how
a Lane is deliberately saying that he wasn't

1157
01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:34.159
a good player, and just this
is this is this is classic flirting.

1158
01:16:34.359 --> 01:16:38.399
It's like it just it felt like
you were just watching Julia flirt with Keith

1159
01:16:38.439 --> 01:16:40.680
and and it's just the whole well, you know, they put the worst

1160
01:16:40.680 --> 01:16:45.560
player at first base. It's funny
that the whole pick up artist thing um

1161
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:48.960
that was in vogue there for a
while, and there was the technique known

1162
01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:54.359
as nagging, which is like,
yeah, you basically insult the person,

1163
01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:57.920
and it was like, oh god, that's such a toxic behavior. I'm

1164
01:16:57.960 --> 01:17:03.039
like, that's flirting. Yeah you
do that the sort of show I'm interested

1165
01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:08.159
but not intimidated by you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You

1166
01:17:08.199 --> 01:17:10.239
don't want to be like, oh
my god, you're just the best?

1167
01:17:10.399 --> 01:17:13.840
Is like right, I guess because
it makes it it makes it more exciting

1168
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:15.560
for that person's like, oh,
this isn't going to be as easy as

1169
01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:19.960
it normally is. Yeah you can
now you can be your dickhead about it.

1170
01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:24.800
Yes, you know you can take
it too far. Well, good

1171
01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:27.199
luck going home with me to night
or something like that. You know,

1172
01:17:27.560 --> 01:17:30.479
someone as fugg oh as you It's
like some people probably do go that far

1173
01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:33.359
and go home alone, and deservedly
so. But yeah, I mean,

1174
01:17:34.079 --> 01:17:38.760
yeah, this is this is really
sort of pitch perfect flirting. Yeah,

1175
01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:42.920
well played by j LD Keith.
Yeah, exactly until she realized that he

1176
01:17:43.000 --> 01:17:45.359
smokes. And yeah, you think
that she would have known that he smokes.

1177
01:17:45.800 --> 01:17:48.479
He had a pass. They've had
a pass and they've been on dates.

1178
01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:50.680
You don't tell me he didn't smoke
at all, like this guy.

1179
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:54.199
The guy was nervous and if you're
smoking, you're nervous, you smoke.

1180
01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:57.880
I don't know if he's a smoker
in real I wonder if Keith nan Is

1181
01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:00.119
actually is a smoker realer, because
he seems so awkward pulling out that pack.

1182
01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:04.000
Did he Okay, okay, it
looked awkward to me. We're out

1183
01:18:04.039 --> 01:18:09.079
at Monks and George's Jerry is telling
George that, you know, she really

1184
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:11.000
really likes the guy, you know, the kind of those brother and sister

1185
01:18:11.079 --> 01:18:15.399
couples that look alike. And then, um, this was I thought a

1186
01:18:15.560 --> 01:18:19.159
really fair point and it really added
emotion to the story that Cyber doesn't usually

1187
01:18:19.159 --> 01:18:23.199
do all that often. But Jerry
says, yeah, No, I just

1188
01:18:23.319 --> 01:18:27.039
I just never thought that she'd find
someone that she likes like me, that

1189
01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:29.520
she liked like me, and I
was like it kind of It gives the

1190
01:18:29.600 --> 01:18:31.720
story some substance, like why Jerry
was annoyed by Doors, not so much

1191
01:18:31.760 --> 01:18:34.840
that he canceled on her, as
like, oh, I thought I was

1192
01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:39.159
always going to be like the backup
that she really likes. Now she's found

1193
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:42.319
someone that she seems to like as
much as she liked me that I didn't

1194
01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:45.600
think I'd ever experienced this. That's
where the reactions coming from. Yeah,

1195
01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:48.960
and they don't play it as a
oh moment, you know, you don't

1196
01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:51.520
hear that kind of from the one
he's like, oh wow, this is

1197
01:18:51.600 --> 01:18:55.920
the designated serious moment in the funny
show. No, but you're right.

1198
01:18:55.960 --> 01:18:58.279
It does add a little bit of
weight, a little bit of emotional heft.

1199
01:18:58.680 --> 01:19:01.239
You know what I'd like to do. I'd really like to have sex

1200
01:19:01.319 --> 01:19:05.159
with a tall woman. I mean
really tall, like like a giant,

1201
01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:11.680
like six five. Really, who
was the tallest woman you ever slept with?

1202
01:19:12.840 --> 01:19:17.960
I don't know, sixty three?
Oh god, See this is all

1203
01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:24.439
I think about sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambish, so I

1204
01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:29.319
guess it's fair to say you've set
different goals for yourself and say Thomas Edison

1205
01:19:29.399 --> 01:19:33.560
Magell at least tal Magellan. You
like Magellan? Oh yeah, my favorite

1206
01:19:33.600 --> 01:19:38.680
explorer around the world. Come on, who do you like? I like

1207
01:19:38.800 --> 01:19:43.720
De Sodo de Sodo? What did
he do discover the Mississippi? Oh yeah,

1208
01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:48.000
like they wouldn't have found that anyway. I remember back in my clubbing

1209
01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:53.199
days there was, um, there's
girl that I'd see around around the traps

1210
01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:57.439
of it who was probably about maybe
a head to half head taller than me.

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01:19:58.039 --> 01:20:00.880
And yeah, we got to talking
flat another thing ever came with it.

1212
01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:06.800
But I'm like, golly, golly, miss Molly. I say,

1213
01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:13.000
I can see where George is coming
from. I'm the lines she said.

1214
01:20:13.079 --> 01:20:15.079
This girl, she was pretty tall. Actually she was a basketball and a

1215
01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:20.680
fan out in the end. But
I I remember I've buying trinks and stuff

1216
01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:23.760
and she's like, buy me one
more. I'll let you climb me like

1217
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:26.760
a tree. And I was like
another another drink, Say another drink.

1218
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:34.319
I don't forget that I'll let you
climb me like a tree. It's one

1219
01:20:34.359 --> 01:20:38.800
of those moments where it's just like, you know, the gift from the

1220
01:20:38.880 --> 01:20:44.279
office. It's happening. It's happening. I just paddicked. But yeah,

1221
01:20:44.439 --> 01:20:46.560
but Joey says, you know,
it's almost like embarrassed that he said yes.

1222
01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:48.840
I don't believe a couple of he
said yes, I'm not driving him

1223
01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:51.920
to the airport. I'm just happening
to move. He's very embarrassed. George

1224
01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:55.600
is now back at the Unemployment of
Us and it's not going well at all.

1225
01:20:55.880 --> 01:20:58.920
He's given, he's given everything,
you know, you know, I

1226
01:20:59.039 --> 01:21:01.399
gave everything to your door. She's
picky, you know. And then this

1227
01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:05.279
is where he sees the baseball and
he says he's good friends of Kitten and

1228
01:21:05.399 --> 01:21:10.239
this this is his last chance,
his last ditch effort, and he needs

1229
01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:14.239
Keith to be there within an hour. And then he goes goes through the

1230
01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:15.720
whole routine again, gets to the
phone box. Unfortunately it's a big dude

1231
01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:19.039
and nats. He doesn't move the
big dude. The same taxi gets told

1232
01:21:19.079 --> 01:21:24.079
to get out. We're now back
at Joe's apartment. Keith says we'll take

1233
01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:27.439
about four hours, and Joe's just
like, I'm just not sure, You're

1234
01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:29.760
gonna say, just not sure if
I can go through with this, it's

1235
01:21:29.760 --> 01:21:32.680
too soon. Just getting worse.
It's just getting worse and worse with everything

1236
01:21:32.760 --> 01:21:36.720
he talks about. I mean bed
and box spring and let's connect to the

1237
01:21:36.800 --> 01:21:43.720
headboard. You got to disconnect the
cat No elevators. Yeah storywe Oh my

1238
01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:49.520
god, there'll be plenty of pivoting
happened in that. Cramer then enters does

1239
01:21:49.600 --> 01:21:54.680
the spin and yeah, just so
great. So they don't remember me,

1240
01:21:55.159 --> 01:22:00.319
and then Newman enters and he remembers
Newman and they go through the story and

1241
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:00.640
this is where he's like, no, no, it wasn't me. It

1242
01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:04.479
was Roger McDowell, who originally was
going to be Darryl Strawberry, Darrel Strawberry,

1243
01:22:04.600 --> 01:22:06.760
that's right, but he had some
issues going out at the time.

1244
01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:11.079
And Keith and Anders himself actually said, because he was friends with Strawberry,

1245
01:22:11.079 --> 01:22:15.880
said, you know, I don't
think the image of Darryl spitting on fans

1246
01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:17.640
is quite what he needs right now, so let's change it. They got

1247
01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:20.760
Roger mcdowe to go do it instead. Keith says, I've tried to scream

1248
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:26.520
out and then why McDowell and I
love that. It's like, I know,

1249
01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:28.840
we're making fun of him, you
know, during the game, you

1250
01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:33.159
know, our poor beer in his
head. He did, and then they

1251
01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:36.880
offered to help him move. I'll
handle it like a baby. So everything,

1252
01:22:38.079 --> 01:22:41.399
everything has a paper, even the
ship stuff of the episode all pays

1253
01:22:41.479 --> 01:22:45.239
off. In the end, a
lane then rings and she says that she

1254
01:22:45.319 --> 01:22:46.840
broke up with him. Me too, I broke up with him as well.

1255
01:22:47.159 --> 01:22:49.720
And then unfortunately for George, because
they're all broken up, he's not

1256
01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:54.560
there anymore. You know, he
walks in he needs Keith there yells at

1257
01:22:54.560 --> 01:22:57.199
the window, all right, the
chucker. I'm the chucker. This is

1258
01:22:57.199 --> 01:23:00.279
not happening, and I love it. Doesn't quiet any words from from Jason

1259
01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:03.359
here. That just that you can
just tell all the emotions he's going through

1260
01:23:03.439 --> 01:23:06.600
from the window to the couch,
like, well, fucked, I'm off

1261
01:23:06.680 --> 01:23:10.239
unemployment. Now what I'm gonna do? And he says sort of sits down,

1262
01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:13.239
all deflated, and then he's like, well, well be if what's

1263
01:23:13.279 --> 01:23:15.800
next is where the tall woman enters
the room, offers in the wallet and

1264
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:19.039
that's the end of the episode,
which apparently wasn't the only ending to this

1265
01:23:19.159 --> 01:23:24.439
episode. There was an altimate ending
yeah, where George she said anything else

1266
01:23:24.479 --> 01:23:27.680
I can give you note sends her
off and she wasn't my type, sort

1267
01:23:27.720 --> 01:23:30.319
of just playing off the George's extra
picky ye as well, But I think

1268
01:23:30.359 --> 01:23:32.279
this ending worked fine. We get
some stand up about you know, moving.

1269
01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:34.520
You know, when you're moving,
all you're looking is for boxes.

1270
01:23:34.560 --> 01:23:38.399
You know, the world, your
whole world revolves around boxes. We're gonna

1271
01:23:38.439 --> 01:23:42.800
need boxes. I need boxes.
So The Boyfriend Parts one and two definitely

1272
01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:45.720
one of the greatest episodes of sin
Fat of all time. As I said,

1273
01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:48.920
for the first time on this podcast, I felt like I was reviewing

1274
01:23:49.159 --> 01:23:55.399
iconic, not just iconic signed iconic
television. This it just feels like an

1275
01:23:55.439 --> 01:23:57.880
event. It feels like a big
deal. It's a very special, a

1276
01:23:58.039 --> 01:24:02.000
very special episode here of sign Fair. Yeah. I just thought everyone involved

1277
01:24:02.079 --> 01:24:05.920
writing staff, the way they did
the film, with the with the with

1278
01:24:06.039 --> 01:24:11.640
the spitting scene, the acting,
just oh, it's just it's not perfect,

1279
01:24:11.880 --> 01:24:15.119
but it's pretty fucking close. It's
quite close. You're right. No,

1280
01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:18.840
it's a story so good. We
had to take two episodes to tell

1281
01:24:18.880 --> 01:24:21.560
it, so yeah, and we
had to do an extra long episode of

1282
01:24:21.640 --> 01:24:28.119
talking Seinfeld to give it to It's
it's just desserts. Even to this day,

1283
01:24:28.159 --> 01:24:30.079
when you've got to show you writing
for comedy and it's like you bring

1284
01:24:30.159 --> 01:24:32.960
it on a guest star. Use
this as a model of this is how

1285
01:24:33.039 --> 01:24:36.560
you handle a guest star. But
the various stories how they had Keith related

1286
01:24:36.560 --> 01:24:40.800
to all the four main characters,
it was just done so well, so

1287
01:24:41.079 --> 01:24:44.720
naturally. Like you said, Keith
just blended into the show. He didn't

1288
01:24:44.760 --> 01:24:47.159
feel like I mean, as as
an American view this would have felt like

1289
01:24:47.199 --> 01:24:49.840
a big deal because he was a
huge baseball star, but as someone who

1290
01:24:49.880 --> 01:24:54.479
wasn't really into baseball aside of America, it was just he was just another

1291
01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:59.119
guy. Yeah. That's just shows
how great Keith was at what he was

1292
01:24:59.199 --> 01:25:01.439
doing. Like he just lendon if
he felt like just another actor on the

1293
01:25:01.479 --> 01:25:05.760
show. He felt very very comfortable
indeed, and we felt comfortable watching him

1294
01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:09.439
as little as Rolt. Yeah.
All right, well that is our review

1295
01:25:09.640 --> 01:25:13.600
of The Boyfriend. I hope you
guys enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed

1296
01:25:13.720 --> 01:25:16.600
recording it. The next episode of
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1297
01:25:16.680 --> 01:25:20.279
The Limo. Don't forget guys to
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