You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven one, the Freak, the Dirty
damn down Beat. I'm gonna tell you guys tomorrow. Maybe it's six am,
because I don't think it's a premium segment, because it's a little bit
personal. But I went to I don't even if I want to say,
the fanciest dinner of my life over the weekend. This the place everyone's talking
about. Maybe it's in the news about the red string for it. Yeah,
you went to that place. I went to what turned out to be
the most expensive dinner I've ever purchased on Saturday evening, maybe the best.
I don't want to tell you about it. It is very unique dining experience.
I think i'll tell you about it tomorrow, probably right at the top.
Wake up early with your buddies, me might be Yeah. Also,
Christina suffered injury this weekend. She heard her back doing a jigsaw p Oh.
I thought it's gonna be like doing a cool guitar spin now for pizza.
No, she reached for the corner piece. Yeah, and she's like
the way back. I'm like, w how'd you hurt your back? I
was doing the puzzle and I'm just like blinking, like I need more intel
here and I just saw it right now. As they're prepping the Ben's Goin
Show from from ten to two with Mark Cuban Today Live in Studio eleven thirty,
they're all rest well, yeah, they're getting get picks. You know,
we've Ben's wearing cologne. Yeah, he's wearing his finest vest. They
are ready to rumble. But I'm s like to hear Mark Cuban for a
full hour. Yeah, that's gonna be good. Do not miss it.
That's gonna be great. Well, have anything that's great from that, we'll
cut up and have it for you tomorrow on the show. We'll review that.
I was thinking of this too. We probably will be by the time
we get to the middle of the week. Obviously. Any Cowboys coaching carousel
stuff, yeah, you know we will be on top of that. But
we probably need to look at who are the free agents for the Cowboys and
maybe do a little should they stay or should they go? You know,
doesn't have to be a full segment or anything for sure, but you know,
may ten minutes on, we give a damn if this guy plays for
the team next year or not. And then we'll send them out to their
Viking funeral. Now, guys that we got a couple of talkbacks will play
for you in a minute. But I kind of want to do this here
because last night I came across a story and I read about the story.
But then sometimes you go, well, well the news cast did this story.
Let me go ahead and play that. So this is More Oklahoma.
Now you've probably heard of More Oklahoma for tornadic reasons. Famously, their town,
a good portion of their town was annihilated. And this is a town
with sixty two thousand people in it, Okay, but they were annihilated by
a tornado in the year. What year was this? I it was nineteen
ninety nine, so, and they had another one in twenty thirteen. The
twenty thirteen on was pretty big. So you know when you hear these towns
in Oklahoma too, you kind of Okay, I kind of heard of that
before, but now I will not remember them for the tornado. I'm sorry,
I'm just reading just from the information given. Ninety nine tornado, we
had f five approximate recorded wind speed over three hundred miles the hour highest wind
speed ever recorded on Earth. Oh yeah, and dude, that could happen
here, that could they were just they're north of us. That's it dead
last F five tornado since nineteen seventy one, but then they had another one.
They had another F five and twenty thirteen, so ten years ago.
Now outside of that, they're in my crosshairs, okay, because they have
something going on in town. Someone is doing a bit in their town.
And let's take you to the Channel twenty five up there in More, Oklahoma,
because they're going to give us the report. Manny, if you'll crank
up my audio here, here we go straight of adult toys, left out,
buildings, lightpoles, even the water tower and more. Have the whole
town talking. One man said he saw a drone leave one side of the
walmart in your southwest nineteenth and south telephone in a video posted yesterday, and
that is where we find Fox twenty five. Is Tom ferguson tonight, so
tell him any word on who is behind this, Adam and Wendy. At
last update, police had no idea. Now, there were a couple of
those objects stuck to some of the live posts behind me, but Cruz took
them down just this afternoon. In today's Toy story, One man took this
picture of one of the objects stuck to the side of the walmart. Here's
another that one woman saw on the south telephone lightpole, and yours what was
left on the more water tower. Residents also reported sidings near Southwest one nineteenth
and Western that was where a wild turkey that caught the town's attention used to
hang around before reportedly being hit by a car and killed in October. Okay,
what what going on here? That intersection? Is that famous intersection?
That is the iconic intersection or the wild turks. I'm just sitting there going
okay, Bill, does you're getting put all over? What that's turkey died?
It's a wild non sequitor. We will be erecting a statue of the
turkey near the intersection sometime later in the fall. I like the sex to
attached to the side of the walmart, and there was one that shows you.
It's up by the lights on telephone pole. It's up by the lights,
the traffic lights. Here's another that one woman saw on the south telephone
light pole, and yours what was left on the more water tower. Residents
also reported sidings near Southwest one nineteenth in Western that was where a wild turkey
that caught the town's attention used to hang around before reportedly being hit by a
car and killed in October. Hundreds of commons on Facebook show this as everyone
talking. One woman commented, whoever is doing this is my hero? Turned
my boring Wednesday into a spicy scavenger hunt. A man said, this is
the greatest thing to happen to this town. The is this legal? What
consequences could those responsible face? According to police, the decision to file charges
won't be made until they've contacted whoever put them up. A state. Yeah,
we will decide to press charges until we find out the race of the
man, and I guess I will determine. For a town that's been devastated,
almost annihilated by by two tornadoes, sticking ob suction cup dildo to a
sight of a Walmart could be the greatest thing that's ever happened. Women,
We're going on a sixy scavenger hunt. I did whoever put them up?
A statement read in part the more Police Department does not condone the actions of
this individual and find some prank and appropriate Live more. Tom ferguson Fox Okay
on the spot, they sent the Fergut. You know it's serious, old
Fergie. I love that. The only reaction where this is hilarious. This
is the best thing that's ever happened to this town. Positive reaction. That's
excellent. I sent an email to the mayor of More, Oklahoma. His
name was Glenn Lewis Glenn exactly. I said, this is perfect. As
I was going through their city. You know people who are important, right,
and you went straight for they. I went straight for the mayor.
My email is sent back, So the mayor's not accepting emails or just got
an improper email address on the city website, just instantly kicked back instantly,
right. So I said, okay, well, well now we have to
go to other areas. And that's where I went to the city administrator.
I'm sorry, I'm saying city manager and assistant city manager. I sent one
to the city manager, Brooks Mitchell, and I sent one to the assistant
city manager, James Heyler. Here's my email. Hello gents, my name
is Kevin and I host the morning show at ninety seven one, the Freaking
Dallas We're the home of the Dallas Mavericks and DFW's talk station. We saw
the big story on the Adult Toy Bandit and wanted to talk to someone of
authority about the story rather than having the traditional newsperson on from TV. Would
either of you be willing to call into our show to discuss the latest on
this story? Now that is it's six twenty five, last night, ten
o two, So someone is at home browsing their emails at ten o two
from Brooks Mitchell City Manager More, Oklahoma, Kevin, we don't have anything
to say at this time the cover up oonewalld with cover up and controversy.
We don't have anything to say this time, anything to say. So I'm
on top of it as I'm oftentimes just burning away any type of sperm that
I have with my laptop on top of my sack. Jesus, what a
picture. Two minutes later I respond, that's fine, but you couldn't even
jump on to give us some of the facts of what has happened. Thanks.
Oh, and then this morning again last chance. Sure you don't want
to give a quick briefing or a top five market you know nothing, You're
get them with Last Chance? Ready with this, We've got to go back
now. Is there something you guys are covering up? Your evasiveness. I'm
finding your evasiveness concerning. How's that? Oh you're doing this now? Yeah,
we're gonna go my first name now Brooks and bold covering up? Is
there something bold? Something and covering that, y'all that's more home y'all covering
up? Covering in italics? Say something's bold? I think is this somehow?
People are theorizing that this is something how in connection with the deceased turkey
that got run over last October? Connected? Yeah? And are you covering
this up? It might be connected to the turkey that got run over last
October? Is there something that you all are covering up? People have many
friends in the area, Yeah, that are speculating, have many acquaintances that
that the the Dapper Dildo bandit and the turkey murderer are somehow connected. People
are speculating that the don't say dildo, that the uh that the this story.
I'll just let's keep it bad, let's keep it appropriate, because he's
not gonna we don't be too much. We want to overdo it because he'll
be like, I'm not talking in these nut jobs? How many I have
many acquaintances in the area, and the people are speculating that the adult toy
bandit it's not really a bandit. He's not stealing more, speculating that this
story is somehow related, that this story somehow related to the mysterious turkey death
to the unfortunate mysterious turkey death of last October. You know, the one
where the wild turkey was hit by a car. Yeah, I don't know,
And right at the end say I'd rather get the information from you or
else I'll have to contact the FERG you know, the one, or I
don't. I'd hate to get the FERG involved. I'd love to get this
information. I'd love to get the real the real information to share with DF,
with all of DF, to share with all of d f w H,
from people like you who are in the know, who are really in
the know. I'd hate to have to get it the FERG on the case.
Yes, and he'll be like, oh God, he'll wonder who the
hell he's talking about. Who's the Okay, I'm going to reach out to
FERG now and be like, hey man, why are they dodging me?
There's more here? And you give the FERG the documents you already have.
There's more, though, am I No, I don't know, speaking questions.
I'm asking a lot of questions. I think they have to get the
ferg on the case right, yes, but but I think he would be
willing to come on definitely, But hop five market the ferg Is will make
time, come on the air. All we need, all he'd like is
five minutes of your time. The choice is yours want the choice is yours,
yours, and the right A couple of spaces in the right, deep
state question mark. I don't know, just he won't even know what that
means. He's from Oklahoma deep site. Yeah, I guess we are defense
in the state. I appreciate you beat on this wall, the choice,
and all we likes five minutes of your time. Have a great Tuesday,
Have a great Tuesday, and hopefully we can coordinate something that's very generic.
Thanks Kevin Turner. The Downbeat ninety seven No, don't don't put the show
name on there. Yeah, because it's got a suit ninety seven to one
The Free KGAL FM, America's station radio show in prison, America's station of
note. That's good, right, okay, all right, set, all
right, we'll see we've done our part. Now holler at every City council
member. So there's not a lot this happened on the show. We've got
three talkbacks that I want to play and maybe more. This is from the
red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. This is gonna be wretched by Almo
Draft House Cinema five Almo Draft House locations in the Metroplex. Good spot to
catch your new movies when they're coming out. They also do special screenings for
other things, cool events. They've got a great bar situation. I know
they have some trivia every once in a while at night. I love taking
part in that. Here. I have a pledge. Yes, if you
ever, if anyone hearing this ever sees me at a movie theater that's not
an Alamo Draft House, you come in and tap me on the shoulder.
I all hand you one hundred dollars a one hundred dollar bill because you always
carry at least one of them. You ain't gonna see me, Yeah,
you'll see me at Alamo Draft House. I think you could pledge more than
one hundred dollars. Then just keep it. Say if I'm walking by one
or something, I don't know, the gray area, if you're out of
town, yeah, you know, there didn't happen, and I have one
but five okas here at the Metroplex. We also do a let's Freaking Chill
movie series. I think Ben and Skin will be announcing theirs sometime in the
near future. I think the next Downbeat feature will be in March. So
we'll get the ball rolling on those discussions behind the scenes. But let's say
get a couple of our messages here. The damn Eagles we need to be
worried about the Cowboys fire McCarthy. Bitch Deck put Trey Lance under center and
that that No, that's how it's gonna be. Come on, Cowboys,
we can save this. You can save it. Anytime you're saying come on,
we can save it, that means it's desperate. We can save it.
I mean, come on, guys, we can save the guy who
gets sucked it at the edge of the plane. I think, like,
no, I love that passion. I love unbridled uh passion for Trey Lance
out. I forgot, dude, he can't he comes down the inactive's list.
I was like, oh, yeah, we did trade like the fourth
round pick for him. I remember that. Uh one TEXTA said put in
the email we have detective Shall in the case, there has to be more
to this story. So I was saying, is there more Oklahoma and more
Oklahoma? Yeah, they know we're serious. Yeah, I can't believe he's
dodging me. The city manager. We'll see pulling bps off the half the
walls and more. You don't have time for emails, I tweeted also last
night, by the way, the one doing it, we got a pickup
truck full of bills. I tweated last night. Anybody know anybody from More,
Oklahoma? They're city managers dodging me and uh, some people including your
old friend, fits weight in. So there are people who know people who
know people. Yeah, our connections run deep here, don't you forget it?
And thank you to all of you for being our connectors out there.
We love you. Hey, you o downbeat? Hey detect the shell.
I means you get on this Arizona hot air balloon death four of him,
one injured. I want all the beats tomorrow, Bob. Yeah, we
will have the details for you on the hot air balloon story. We've actually
just hadn't had time to get to it because you two are trying to bury
it. Well, it's something we're trying to bury it. I just think,
like, you know, hey, when Bill Belichick does an interview with
the Falcons, we're gonna cover, I won't let its fandom, especially you,
they look okay, you feel free. I want to hear about that
story. I also want to hear about the three hundred and fifty thousand successful
balloon missions that have occurred. Well, that's not good news, that's not
fun. Okay, Well then let's just be lying person. Let's be fair
and balanced like Fox News. Okay, Well, why didn't we cover the
airplane rides that didn't have the plug door fall out? Yeah, Danny exactly.
Well, I let the cracked window and the bowing aircraft in Japan right
tomorrow, News of Flight tomorrow tomorrow. Hey, boys, screw McCarthy,
yell everything about Rich Phillips and Crek SWANDU. I'm played by player Tracy Rally
going full Josh Hamilton in a Sherlocks bathroom because I damn sure do fell off
my bike in sixth grade. When the paramedic showed up, it was actually
the Dozly boys who gave me a three D through the table. I love
our healthcare system. Also ays we're eleven d from the royal rumbold Ads where
the road rustlemen. He begins, shal hope just springing up Kevin Luverbunson.
Yeah, so that's great, A good twenty can micromachine. This man knows
what he's doing. He a tofu micro machines. Got great broad He's amazing.
It's very good. And off the top of his head he doesn't write
those down. One more hair here we go. I live in Oklahoma.
I got cats out here fighting him on driveway right now, and it's cold
as balls. But on more Oklahoma, you could not pay me to live
there. Not only do those F five's cross paths, which I think is
the only time that's ever happened in recorded history, they have had numerous F
four's, F threes, F two's. Yeah, I don't go anywhere near
more now. The dildough thing, that seems pretty awesome, though. I'm
telling you. My goal is in once a month, have a story from
a town in Oklahoma that we need to go. Yeah, goals over Oklahoma.
Sorry, winding up Oklahoma. The snake, the dills and bothering their
city official turkey who won't talk to us. I'll go to chunck tall beautiful.
That's it, says. The three most expensive, three costliest tornadoes and
Oklahoma history have all occurred in More, and I'm not picking on them.
I just want some straight answers about what's going on with the bandit and not
get dodged. We don't even get dodged. Like, let's be direct here.
There's nothing new I can report. Happy to jump on or do we
want to live in mystery? Let people speculate, Let misinformation rise to the
forefront. It's not what I'm about. But if that's what they're about up
there, and look, I'm sure the citizens of More, Oklahoma would love
nothing more for their city manager Brooks Mitchell to call into our show and DFW
a market that only dream of living in. Yes, the Tornado Free Zone
of Dallas property, this could all be yours. Yeah, but you don't
want to play. You need to contact the FERG. If this doesn't work
out, I will be I'll be on the phone with the FERG by lunch.
I'm here that Brooksy. Yeah, I'm Brooksy. You got two hours,
you got two hours of giving you the timeline. Good work, Kevin,
good work, Danny. Thanks. I had fun today Guy, Maddi,
thanks for filling in today. We appreciate it. We' lieve we'll be
rocking and rolling tomorrow morning at six a m. With tons of stuff.
Hopefully there's some cowboys coaching news of some sort, usually of this the whole
the time. Mark Cuban on with the Been and Skin Show at eleven thirty,
so don't miss that. We have MAVs and Lakers tomorrow night, so
that'll be kind of fun to kick around amongst other things. And I've also
kind of got a thing that could be a lot of fun that we'll do
in the back half of the show tomorrow as well. Tomorrow is gonna be
a lot of fun. As always. Thank you all for listening. We
appreciate it. For Maddy Gomez filling in for JJ today, for mike' roy,
for Danny Baylis, I'm Kevin. We'll be back tomorrow morning at six
am. Don't miss Mark Cuban on the Ben and Skin Show in studio at
eleven thirty. We'll see you tomorrow morning. Danny Kevin MLK. Yeah,
he really deserves to have a day named after him. Here it is.
We'll end it with this. Actually, Maddy, play this right, here,
what a day? Martin Luther King Jean deserves to have a day named
after him see