When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice, mix in some
vodka and call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport
and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods jeep Ram. It's Billified but Bill Moran Podcast.
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
Danny had heard from an old breakroom listener, Chuck Daily Huck, I
love Chuck mister Classic Country Thursday. And Chuck wrote me and said, I
don't understand the reference to the pirate ship. You're not out plundering and pillaging.
Oh, we plunder, we pillage. And I said, well,
really, what the pirate ship means to me is there's no overlord. There's
no you're an independent entity onto unto its own. There's nobody you really have
to answer to. Your pirates, no rules. There's no rules. Back
at like the twenties and thirties, they'd put guys out in ships to try
to broadcast radio from the Atlantic until like the FCC rain that did too.
Pirate radio. Pirate Radio. There's a whole movie about it right off of
the coast of England with Philip Symore Hoffman's in that I believe I never did
see that. Uh, Kevin things well today got the pool cover off.
Yeah wow. Oh damn. Kids were dick deep in the water because it
was about three feet for the winter. I mean, it's gonna snow on
Saturday. Awesome. No, I'm just choking. God. We uh So
we had a conversation yesterday and since the weather so nice today, you see
a lot of people outside, uh, And we talked about just neighbors.
And in New York City, somebody asked, wrote a note, put it
on somebody else's apartment door and said, when you cook, can you close
your windows? My family is vegan in the smell of meat makes us sick,
which sounds ridiculous, right, So I put something up. I did
the teases, and somebody wrote one of my mother's neighbors was letting their dog
out unsupervised to do its business. It was doing it in her yard,
and of course the neighbor wasn't cleaning up after the dog. So what Chris
says, the problem was she never actually caught them in the act, so
she didn't know who it was. When my mom finally did see it happened.
She said something, and the guy basically just ignored her. The next
day, I was pulling down the road and I see him with the dog
on a leash with its shitting in my mom's yard. Oh, full pitch
pavlog's pricks. I stopped the car and told them I was going to use
his face to clean it up. Oh. He immediately went home, got
a bag, cleaned it up, and never let his dog shit in my
mom's yard again. Dan Nunt dunt Dan play stupid games, went stupid prizes.
Ross says, I went plant based for health reasons. The smell of
barbecue, et cetera just reminds me that we all love char beyond burgers get
the char effect and taste delicious. I watched my parents not take care of
themselves and don't want to go the same path suffering from diabetes, heart disease,
and the like. I'm going to write a letter. I am I
going to write a letter like that to my neighbors, never to each their
own. I suggest to you watch what the health and game changer piece.
Do you know what the health and game changer? I saw what the health
I didn't see game changer. But I saw what the health is? What
the health on like Netflix is him, Yes, And this gentleman goes through
all these scenarios where if you go completely vegetarian you'll have less inflammation, less
health problems. He showed this one woman where she's walking around with a walker
and she's only like in her mid to early fifties, and all of a
sudden, she's on all this medication. She stops drinking cola, and she
stops eating meat and just went with vegetable. Weeks later, she's walking with
no issues, no pain, nothing really. Now there's some skeptics on this,
like he's. He also goes to say that eggs are like smoking cigarettes,
which is not exactly true, so he does take some liberties. But
the point is if you eat vegetables for most of your food, which is
which in um the PBS documentary and Defensive Food come out and said eat food
mostly plants, not too much. If you use that formula an eighty percent
of your diet is vegetables, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.
You don't want to not enjoy food. But what the health was like,
Oh no, no, no, this is you got you gotta go
strictly vegetarian or else you're gonna be in a world of pain. Ross Road.
I'd like to add that my parents passed within the same year, four
months apart as a result of their intake, not exercising, et cetera.
However, lived way beyond my aunts and uncle's expectations. Then the crazy thing
is you read about centurions like George Burns, who had open heart surgery in
his seventies, smoked ten to twenty cigars day ate whatever he wanted, Uh,
didn't really exercise, but made into about one hundred living three months past
his hundredth birthday. So sometimes it just doesn't make sense. I'm gonna tell
you what it is. I know exactly what it is. I really I
believe that it does have to do with your diet. And I think our
diets have changed in this country, and we are so sugar based, and
if it's not as sugar, it's put as fructose, high fructose corn syrup
or whatever. That's the stuff that makes inflammation. That's the stuff that it's
hard for your body to get rid of. And you know, I think
a lot of us don't exercise. I mean, look around, uh you
know sometimes even today, nice day, right, great weather, seeing a
lot of people in uh skippy clothes that maybe they didn't know a mirror.
I don't know, but I'm just so I think those are But I think
it's sugar. And I think it's the refined sugar in the way we processed
food that has changed since George Burns was young. And I think a lot
of vegetables they had to grow their own food. Well, I mean I
think a lot. If people will tell you, like, can you change
things in your life, yes, can you start eating right and being healthy
and doing some clean living, yes you can. But if you did it
earlier in your life, the benefits carry you pretty far. And I only
know that because well, as a kid, I was a runner. Like
I ran all the time. I ran spring track and I would just run.
I would run in the summer, I would run football practice. And
then I sometimes go home and go for a run. I just want to
be home, but I would run. And then now when I told you,
and I've said this before, I can get my heart rate to forty
four forty five beats a minute. It sets off alarms on equipment and they'll
say to me. Were you a runner? Yes? Am I a runner?
Now I've started again, but not nearly what I was. I mean,
I crank out ten miles. It was like nothing. And I think
that it was the early effects of that stuff that keeps you healthy. Oh
yeah, absolutely, absolutely. You want to live long and be prosperous.
Drink, smoke, but well, don't smoke. But when you watch when
you watch all those interviews for those people that hit one hundred hundred and three
hundred and five, I have three whiskeys a day. Yeah, well,
all that's funny, but I don't said alcohol actually helps you when you get
older. One to two glasses, it fins fins your blood. Yes,
but I don't think that. Uh. I don't think they're drinking to the
point of passing out. They're not. They're not Bill Moran on a Frinday
night, you know what I'm saying. Kevin Muir on Saturday. Then have
him more conree set up in their house. Oh not at all. Not
those guys. It's like the five o'clock cocktail, clock cocktail or something like
that. Uh. We had Steve circu on yesterday. Steve was talking about
them the choke incident, right, with the marine and the guy who is
I believe high on K two the synthetic uh and was making threatening things and
when he grabbed him to subdue him, he put him in a chokehold.
Steve said that a lot of pundits were saying, this is nothing's gonna happen
to this guy. He was trying to do good. It didn't matter,
but you were seeing protests and things, and Steve sent me, uh,
I probably the cover of the New York Post. I mean, I haven't
really looked at that today. Uh And he said, basically, they are
going to charge the marine with murder. Welcome to New York. Well,
I mean, but but Steve said, look, I think not not involuntary
manslaughter, murder. I don't know what they're hang on a second. I'm
I'm speaking without seeing it, so I think it might be involuntary manslaughter.
But his point was, look, we all learned what a choke was,
especially with George Floyd, that we have to be careful that even that that
this could happen, and so you've got to have some awareness just you know.
It was the way he broke it down yesterday on the on the podcast
Her Fantastic and I thought, wow, man, I did not even think
that, you know, because I heard these other pundits as well talk about
this that makes a kind of sense. But um, yeah he was.
He sent me that article. We're gonna fund it. I don't want to
be that guy, but we're gonna get to a point where nobody's gonna do
anything. Ever. We're not gonna help anybody. We're not gonna defend anybody.
We're just gonna stand by, pull out your phone and just watch,
because damn it, I don't want to, like, because no good Dan
goes unpunished day, especially in New York City, because we pandered to the
idiots. I'm done. Well, I don't know. I mean, look,
somebody didn't die. Uh you know, you wish there were something else
we could do in situations like all these situations, you know, right,
but the guy didn't, he didn't get shot. The guy like put him
in a him. But I'm even thinking, like if you had guys that
I mean, you know, birds would be great if we could train,
like if you could get attack birds. Yeah, like attack angry birds.
You get you get, you get attacked like an eagle with those big talents.
Ert Sis do you understand what I'm saying? You know what? I
here's my things we get. Can we get the police to get trained eagles?
Or how about the people that have the falcons right right? And they
come, okay, you gotta wear like a special glove. Follow me on
this, yeah, follow me on this. You get your special trained bird
guy out there. They got the dogs right now, we get the special
trained bird guy. And what we do is you've got someone going crazy and
making threatening things, and a lot of times they'll say they have a weapon,
or maybe they'll look like they're pulling one, and what happens They go
into pockets there's nothing there, but the police don't know, and somebody fires
a shot and it hits and kills the guy, right. Or maybe the
guy has a weapon and he's waving around. Maybe he's got like, I
don't know, machete or something not, something that you'd have to be a
little closer, right, And they're keeping him at a distance and they're doing
that, and all of a sudden he starts charging and so they shoot him.
He dies, and now we have a big fucking messrs big mess.
Yeah, you'd have the hawk, Yeah, release the hawk. What's gonna
happen. That guy's gonna fucking hit the deck. Yeah, he's gonna drop
the machete. He's gonna be spread eagle out and they're gonna be able to
go over and arrest him and he'll live and everybody will be happy. That's
a great idea. You remember, like the movie The Birds. You ever
see you ever get a burden in your house? Yeah, you get a
burden your house. What's everybody doing? Go down? Get a bat in
your house? Same thing? Oh yeah, right, if you get it.
I don't think you can train bats, but you can train birds.
Yes, you get a hawk. If you're all jacked up on the K
two. What happens if that machete just you know, shanks, the bird
we'll bring down will bring multiple births. You know what if you do is
you need to attacking a murder of birds? Yes, well that's cross Yes,
cross crows you could train. Yes, you could do what we grow,
You could train cross. You could get after it. I like the
like the hawk to me is even more threatening. Ye, it's got his
talent. Yeah. I think it's a great idea. I think it's a
great idea because I think one you say live, save lives, right,
and then you could even I mean it could be part of our refund the
police plan, the refund the police plan, and you build better relations with
the community, right, because it's what you can do is you can bring
the hawk out and he can watch it, and he could say to people,
h hey, where's uh the bad guy in the street, and you
see him come out and go watch this, and then you watch that guy
screaming and he's crying. People flip the fuck out with birds. My mother
can't stand birds, right, she hates them. But these birds hawks endangered
though, I mean, that might be a problem. That's why we gotta
give them job. I see red hawks all over here. You're gonna be
bringing in the mask if we were. We give them jobs, they'll reproduce,
they'll repopulate. All we could get is, well, we've got the
falcons that live up in the yeah, in the Kodak tower, right,
don't they got the stupid camera on them. We can want to keep circling
my house. So you got the Pereagan falcons, the hawks all the time,
and sometimes bald eagles down in the fingers. So that's when you bring
out the big guns. Yes, that's when that's like the nukes of birds.
Like, if you get a politician that's found to be embezzling or something,
he's trying to run, said, he said, eagle on him coming
in, and he's just going right down. Look at the dog. Now,
the dogs can smell drugs and stuff. We train the birds to smell
out the politicians, right perfect, They can sense out the ship. Heead.
It's brilliant. So sad I got here. Apparently you two are drunk.
What do you mean drunk? Now, this is a great idea if
you think about it, you send a like you get a couple of redtail
hawks, and you get somebody who's smart enough that can train these things.
And we got criminal situations. We go back that whole situation in the city
with the guy that they wound up putting it in spithood and stuff. They
could have just had him lying and screaming with the bird just hovering over him
and they wouldn't have had to do anything ru spithood, No anything, it
didn't matter. Starts get the bird, the birds. Fine, do you
get the Jurassic Park pterodactyls too, to get the Kia boys. You can
do that you could with a drone. Yeah, I'm saying no, But
I mean, how about this, how about the Kia boys. Like a
lot of times they can't find these kids, right, they crashed and they
run away. If you get the bird ahead, yeah right right, birds
out, we say you gotta get it, and then man, it just
starts flying. You'd have people screaming and losing their shit if a bird came
at them. Yeah, especially if like if you have like one of those
like whistles that trains the bird a certain when they hear this, they know
when to attack or when to ease up. Have you ever seen it?
I think I was inside the Blue Cross Arena, had on Americ's game,
okay, and they got a bird got in there and a bird every once
in a while. I think it was a swallow, but it would come
down and go back up, and you would hear like a whole section of
people they're all leaning and ducking exactly. Okay, But that that's scared.
I think most people are scared of birds. And I think if you had
a like a hawk coming at you, what a great weapon. It's brilliant.
I love this idea. Yeah, now you know what's gonna piss off
though, Spikes and Mitzi. All of a sudden, you got this new
mascot in town. We also need Pet's take on this. You're you're helping
your help and the bird. The bird, we're usually giving him work,
you're feeding him, giving him a home, and you're come on, man,
what part of greens did you grow up in? Don't answer that the
part of green silver, a creek part, the whole thing, the whole
thing. There's a quiet education is going to waste. Well. I I
think this is a great idea, and I think that it would be one
that I mean, if I could get the Fair Poort Police to look into
this dude, that should be our test pilot. Yeah, yeah, we
should get Let's get Sheriff Pack start the line right now and find out what
what he thinks about the birds? You know what, does anybody I have
his number? Do you have an idea? All right, call him,
let's patch him in and let's just see. Just call him direct. He
may not answer. Well, he actually text him. He's up being a
superhero, right, text him first. Let's not interrupt his night. He
may be on date night sometimes Yeah, gets mad at me or he or
or he could be actually working, because he works all the time. He's
in the middle of the press conference all of a sudden, he won't know.
But ask if we can call him and tell him we have an idea
and ask if he would would consider this for the account. They just got
a bunch of money, so they've got a little fund the police refund the
police. And by the way, my point is, you can build better
community because you come out, you show bird, right, how about the
people on the cops, on the horses and not people stop and pet the
whole It's very, very soothing. Sometimes they bring the dog around and they
show the dog, and it's always fun when you get the guy in the
body suit and they sick the dog on him. Right now, we get
somebody in a body suit and we sick the hawk on him. Huh.
You did that pirate thing with Kevin at the amor Scado, Yeah, oh
yeah, yeah. Definitely safety first, yeah, absolutely, safety first.
Get to the experiment with Kevin. But I'm just saying you did your experience.
You were the pirate once you ever excabied to gain some experience. He
had fulenty of experience. Dude, I got shot with eight balls. Okay,
I forgot. I went and played like guitar and almost got arrested,
like wearing my underwear experience, you have to get in there. I went
up with a crane in my heartbeat with the two hundred beats a minute.
Did you uh you texted? I did, Todd Baxter. Okay, we'll
just see if at some point he gets back to us this evening. We
will try to get him on and see what's happened. And the other one
said, at any point we can give him a call to Okay, great.
Uh yeah, when we come back, I'd like to talk a little
bit. The schedule comes out tonight. Uh. The other person who's great
Connors, Greg is out of town, but said we can call him,
and I think he's got an early I think he has all the games for
the Buffalo Bills. Yeah, he's like he's like he's like one of those
gold platinum members. But that's not the team I want to talk about,
yer, Conter, you want to talk about I want to talk about the
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smells that just came in a little while ago and I saw it. I
thought that would be great because Kevin said last night, what did you say
arsenic? Yeah? Arsenic? Answer actually did yeah, same thing. Yes,
Well, well, one one will spread a disease that everybody. I
think arsenic is usually just one on one. Yeah, Like I think they
were trying to get me, yeah alone. So it's scheduled day and the
uh, the NFL has made a show out of this. They've leaked slowly.
Yeah, and they've leaked slowly some of the information. Of course this
morning. Uh, there were a couple things. When we'll talk about the
bills in a little while, but the bills are going to be Monday night,
Uh, opening against the Jets, but on the road, so it's
not their home opener. It'll be on the road, and uh in New
York and I and I said yeah, because I forgot that it was nine
to eleven, which would of course it would be in New York. And
then that only makes sense. I think there were some fans in one of
the Jets Giants, right, yeah, but is this the twenty second anniversary
Yeah, of nine eleven, twenty two years, so, uh so it
would be in New York. But I'm going I don't think that Bills fans
could handle a Monday night opener in Buffalo. I think people would die.
Last year, they had a home opener last year on Monday night against Tennessee.
So I mean they brought out Marv Levy. Remember, Yeah, I'm
gonna tell you guys what I used to players. Where else would you rather
be? In? The whole crowd got up, he yelled right here right
now, right. I mean, look, nobody died that. No,
nobody died there. But I'm telling you a Monday night game when the weather's
really nice against the Jets, who now have Aaron Rodgers. I mean,
it's a big deal. This is a big It's a big deal and I
start drinking. Now they start drinking. They bring the birds in to keep
their own space. That would be great. Uh yeah, I think it's
I think it would be very dangerous. But I think my favorite moment today
of the information that has come out was on Good Morning Football, I think
on the NFL network. They got a call from one Robert Craft. And
Robert Kraft is the owner of the past I mean the Patriots, where Kevin
is a fan and actually it's wearing a Patriots shirt right now, and Robert
Robert Kraft said that the home opener Week two against the Miami Dolphins will be
the Tom Brady game. Tom Brady is coming back and they will honor Tom
at the request of mister Kraft. So Tom is coming home and I'm coming.
I knew you're gonna say that. Um So I was thinking about this,
Kevin, and I thought, this is the only way they get on
primetime. Right now, I think that the I think they're gonna have trouble
selling tickets. I'm surprised they didn't wait till like week three or week four
to bring Tom back and make it a bigger deal. They're not horrible,
They're pretty bid, and I think that just saying not that great. They've
bumped the Red six, the most important team in New England. Yeah,
I think that they're I don't know, I think it's over. It makes
me very happy. It's a Bills fan. It makes me so happy that
it's gonna take Tom Brady to get them on primetime television this year and he's
not even playing. And yet it could be very hard for Tom to actually
be honored and play quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. It's still Yeah, So
like twelve people tweet that out today, right, so I go, did
you? Yeah? I didn't even see that. Yeah. I was just
thinking, I go, this is crazy. You know, Brady's gonna come
back. And then I go in, what's gonna happen? Like in five
years? Will they retire his number? At this one, they're not saying
the part his number. They'll do the number later, they'll do the Hall
of Fame Patriots Hall of Fame meeting. I gotta think they have to because
like they did they were the beater with the Yankees, they retired as the
number, they gave him a monument. Yeah, yeah, then they honored
his the birthday. Well, Robert Kraft said, you know, for all
the years of service we had, the basically, I'm paraphrase, was bull
crap the best um, the best player to ever play in the history of
the game. Yeah, and I go, yeah, you kind of can't
argue with that. He is. I hate when people make that argument that
he's not it in theory he played. He is the greatest. He played
fucking longer than anybody fought in a game that's violent. Did you want to
how he's the greatest. I'll tell you no one talks about Joe Montana anymore.
Yeah at all. Yeah. You see the commercials like, oh Joe
got his commercial they don't even know who not for the NFL. Hey man,
did you play tennis? Which is funny and by the way, I
like it because it shows Joe Montana has a sense of humor. Yeah,
I'm cool with that. But you go, boy, I mean really truly,
he kicked our ass forever. Yeah, I mean we threw as they
what was it the other night, They threw penises on the field. They
threw dildos on the field when he was there, right, They did this
all the time. So they threw a parade after they beat them him home.
But here's here's what I want to know. I'm pretty sure. I
think the Celtics when Larry Byrd after he retired and came back, they didn't
have a game. They just had Larry Bird Knight. Yes, you could
probably sell out Foxborough and just show the highlights and have Tom speak to the
crowd and then show highlights of all the Super Bowls. A residency for a
week, don't you think you do anything and sell it. I'd want to
be there. Yeah, I'm not even a Patriots fan. I'd want to
be there to see that. As a Bills fan, Danny, it kind
of warmed the cold cockles of my heart to see that they were bringing Tom
Brady in for their home opener, because I'm going I just think that it's
sort of over for them because they're gonna get their ass kicked by Miami.
And I don't think anybody's gonna be talking about the Patriots. I think they'll
be talking about Tom Brady coming back at least after the game. I mean,
look, the Dolphin. Maybe not, maybe the game isn't even played
yet. But if I'm putting my money down as the Hacks do, I'm
putting it on putting it on my fight here on quarterback yet besides Mike White,
and I still think I think I think Mike White would be better than
whatever Alabama's tah than it's Mike White. But to it could be dead by
that, But he could be because it's a week two, right, it's
not. It's not week week. It's weak two. It's weak two.
So two could get hurt in week one hurt this week. It's a Sunday
night game. It's the Sunday night primetime game. And I'm going I know
that you're saying to me, they missed the playoffs by one. I just
don't see them other than the legendary coach. Right now, what do they
got? You know what? They almost beat the Bills last year all right
at home. Hey, look, you know what, dude, that's gonna
be a game. That's gonna be a game. The Jets did beat the
Bills with the Milf banger and as a quarterback twice last year. All right.
I'm still saying, I just Pats could win that game time. I
don't think they're on prime time. I still hold that any team in that
division could win that division just because the fact that that division is so tough.
It's like the NFC East. Any of those four teams could win that
division just because you're beating up on each other all season Long's true, and
we don't have the benefit like the Bills of the building that tougher schedule.
The Bills are gonna win it. The Bills don't have any gimmeas this year
lives do not. But I think the Bills can win it if the schedule,
well, I don't want to go into it now and until it's official
focus By the time people listen to this, the schedule will be out.
But from what I've seen, the Bills of a pretty favorable schedule in terms
of like team placements and games and stuff. They're gonna be playing in Miami.
It sounds like early in Miami or ere early in Buffalo, and then
late in Miami. So the weather's gonna be nice in both games. There's
not gonna be any write some dehydration really in the season or any of that
stuff. So I mean that's that's an advantage. I think they're gonna play
the Patriots with a little bit of room. Oh no, the Chiefs,
excuse me, with some room because they're coming off a Thursday night game in
Buffalo against Tampa. So, I mean the schedule actually works out pretty favorably
with the Bills. They also, I think they might have a four twenty
five home game against the Cowboys, which is rare for the Bills. They
have a four o'clock game. Will you go to the to the Tom Brady
thing? Would I go? Yeah? Would you go? I mean,
tickets will be ridiculous, I would go, yeah, yeah, I would
go, just to go to another game in July, right, and the
weather will be decent at that time of year, right, beautiful fall in
New England. We were talking about going last year. A couple of dad
there's another dad in a Hocketina that's a Pats fan, and a couple of
other guys. We're gonna go New Year's Day. We're gonna go see him
play Jacksonville. What about your kids? Your kids Pats fans are no?
My kids can stay home? Okay, spoken like a man, Wow,
loves his children? Were great, Dad, My shouldren are three other guys
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going to a bar with Bill on a Friday. Your kids dare you not
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is what they played in the locker room when I was a kid to get
from sights up for a game. Ladies and Gentleman. What was the team
nickname of the pines Planes? The Pine Planes bombers and we had an Indian
with a feather as a logo, Ladies and Gentleman, the politically incorrected hides
Plane bomber No jug felts. How many loss of guys have getting pumped up
of? Oh god, I think no, we did pretty well. It
was Dobbs Ferry always kicked our ass man. Yeah, yeah, those Dobbs.
Dobbs Ferry got really hurt holding patiently on the line because it's scheduled days.
The future owner of the Buffalo Bills, Greg Conners, from all the
way down in Alfred. Yeah, the beautiful tranquil Valley, Magic Valley of
Alfred New York. Yeah, J shocked you get service? Did you get
misty when you go down there like just thinking about the back of the day.
I mean, I I don't mean misty that I'm making a joke,
but honestly, you ever get nostalgic and just go, God, it's so
so great? Yeah? I do. Actually, Unfortunately, when I come
down here, all of a sudden, I start to drink like I'm twenty
years old again. So well, no, you're running the DBS through spring
practice. That was going on. I am actually job. I was actually,
you know, pretending a couple of the guys of the Patriots. Greg
I I just before you called, I expressed how happy I am that it
takes Tom Brady in my opinion, to get the Patriots on prime time twenty
twenty three season. They're going a Sunday night game against the Miami Dolphins,
and that the only reason they're getting that Sunday night game in week two is
because Tom Brady is going to be honored for the home opener. That is
the only reason. And I know we don't need Ken. Yeah, let
me have my moment. Please you kick their ass forever? Will Yeah?
Well, they they rode one guy for twenty years and they sucky for him
and they're stuck in after him. So you know, we'll let Kevin have
his time and what the fills are here, and you know the Patriots.
I also Patriots has kind of beat up on Aaron Rodgers a little bit.
Give him a little thing of what the NFC AFCs can be. Like,
yeah, I do too. Uh the opening game though, obviously, I
mean that was announced this morning. Troy Aikman, I think, went on
Good Morning America and made the announcement that the Monday night game of the opener
for Monday night will be Bill's Jets in New York. I forgot he's at
ESPN now, so yeah, yeah, so he has a yeah, the
Good Morning connection there. So I mean, that's really awesome. It is
awesome. And I wrote to you earlier and I still say, Greg,
if that were a Monday night game home opener to kick off the season in
Buffalo, people may die. Oh yeah, yeah, I think the party
would be out of control. People may die. Yeah. No, I'm
I'm glad that they spared all of Western New York that because it would be
it would be out of control, which which going wrong would be a blast
and be a great time, but I think having it in New York,
getting that New York game. I mean, look, the last couple of
years, the schedulers have put the Bills in the Jets at the beginning of
November. Yeah, and I did not like that game. Um that that
game that time of the year for me was always I don't want to say
a trap game, but the Jets always play the Bills hard, always play
the Bills hard down in New York. I believe it was back in twenty
eighteen or twenty nineteen, the Bills opened the season in New York on the
second on Sunday. The Jets were beating them up. Bill came back in
the second half and won that game, and McDermott called that kind of their
signature winning the season, which really kind of propelled them throughout the remainder of
the season. So I'm looking forward to it. Aaron ridders Man, Monday
Night, here we come. I love this and I will say that Jets
fans, if you lose, your season's over. I could see it.
It's not gonna be. It's not it's the first game. But New York
the fucking sky. Von Miller takes Aaron Rodgers out in the first quarter as
gand or whatever it is. The you know didn't work tonight. So I
just blame the Jets. I mean the New York papers and the New York
Press. The season will be over. It's game, it's week one,
it's week they will crucify him. If they lose that that that home opener,
then it's in Matt life. That would be insane. They would they
would crucify him. You know what's funny is I don't want to say that
any of the networks ESPN are jaded or one sided, but when I kept
seeing the footage that they were showing on this game, you would see Rogers
throwing these beautiful passes, and then you would see Josh Allen just running.
It was just jumps, running into the end zone. And I go,
hang on a second, that's not fair because there were some pretty balls thrown
from Josh Allen, even with the elbow injury. There were some pretty balls
throwing. Yeah, And I go, man, Jets after the injury,
come on one with seventy five yards in the air, So what do wait,
what have you seen the entire bill schedule? Greg I cannot confirm or
deny. Okay, let's play. Let's play true or false. I've seen
that. I've seen that. Um, yes, but no, it's I
think for the Bills with Aaron Rodgers, this game for the Bill sets up
great for Aaron. I mean, this is the first time Aaron's gonna be
with the team. He's not gonna have any chemistry. He will only have
a He might play one preseason game. Um So, if the Bills are
going to take on the Jets with Aaron Rodgers, I'd rather have him do
it now than in week four or after that. That's a good point when
you settling, kind of get your rhythm right. Yeah. The Bills offense
with Josh, I mean, they played, they played. You know,
they've added a couple of spots here. I think, you know, some
offensive weapons that can help Josh and give them a little more a little more
spread, a little more diversity within the offensive option. The defense. You
know, hopefully we'll have both our safety backs hopefully you know, uh,
you know, trade A will be healthier, em you know, so in
the defensive front. Hopefully he makes it through preseason training camp on skates,
and I would take on Rogers right now. This schedule as it comes out
and as it looks today that everybody knows about, I think it's sets up
very well for the Will Bill. Okay, it's a very good schedule,
all right, if if what is leaked is true? What else has been
like Danny, because I haven't seen a whole lot leaked in terms of the
Bills, people have leaked the entire schedule to the point where they've actually leaked
like the and the Bills team like refrigerator magnet shows the schedule Allen jumping through
the air and then it shows all the games and blow all right, So
what do we have in week two? So a week too? It sounds
like Greg two or false. Raiders at home. That's the home opener at
home. That's kind of a fun one. Yeah, dude, Every Raiders
game is like Halloween and that's yeah, usually skipping. Oh, the Raiders
fans are the most insane hostile. They're nuts, I mean they're they're they're
pugilists every time, every time, the most entertaining NFL football games I've ever
seen has been involving the Raiders because every time there is a spectacle between the
drunken Raider Nation men who are absolutely drunken. I mean, it's it's insane
what they're like. But the female Raider fans are just as crazy as the
men. They just wear less clothes. Great, and this will be perfect
because it's just a warm one in the summer. Yeahs opening days, so
it makes it harder for the Raider fans to get in too. Oh that's
good. Points fans that want to be there open. Yeah, this will
be a big deal. Uh. And then when are we looking at week
three? Danny? Uh? Possibly? I think it's gonna be at Washington
at Washington maybe the new owners, okay, on the twenty fourth. Then
you get Miami at home okay. Uh. Then the Jacksonville Jaguars, although
I don't I don't know if the Miami game, I don't know if that
is jackson Ye, these are these are tough. That's in London. Greg's
gonna be at that. Yeah. I want to go to that game in
London. I think we should go over there and do the podcast from what
we should from like Bill number one, we should we should go to Ireland.
We should stop to Ireland on our way to London, and we should
make it a you know, a full throttle Irish party may never leave Ireland,
dude, I would totally totally be into that. All right, I
will set it up. Yeah, let's do it that and I would try
to get all the equipment and go over there and see if we could do
it. Would be so fun to do international podcast, right, would be
fucking great language. They speak English, dummy, I know that a joke.
Stay well Gaelic. Yeah, yeah, actually no, it's Irish,
believe it or not. It's not Gaylic, it's Irish. That's the laok.
I gotta tell you this. The last time I was in London when
the Bills played the Jaguard, I was in bars in London and I swear
to god they were not speaking Anywish because I couldn't understand a damn word they
were saying. That might have been drinking. Try to talk to Damian after
a couple and he's been here a long time and when his buddies from Ireland
come over, they say to him he doesn't even sound Irish to them,
because it's because it's slower and it's all this. When those guys get going,
it's tough and I I'd like to think I'm better than most. And
the only reason is I had a lot of family from Ireland, and I
remember my uh grandparents neighbor who came to every family party, which she was
from Ireland, a man when she would get mad at her husband. I'll
never forget the time I saw all these clothes flying out the window. He's
thrown his clothes, Greg, she was thrown his clothes in the pool.
He was in New York City, cop and she's screaming and she's throwing like,
I'm going, oh my god, what's going out with my grandmother's tell
me get back inside. Their houses were really right close to each other anyway,
seven five yards in the air, Dan, I think, I think
Allen, I think he but I do understand what you're saying. Yeah,
it can be hard to understand Irish or or uh Irish were British now having
Miami in Buffalo in the ginning of September. Yeah, you know, I'm
okay with that game. Um, you know, I prefer to have Dolphins
back in December. But they were here in December and it didn't phaze him.
No, no it didn't. So or January it didn't phaze him.
So it's like, you know, and so and and they got to us.
So having them having them up in upstate New York, you know it
could get a cold October day. Um. You know I call that.
I call that a push when it comes to weather. Okay, Um,
but Buffalo gets to push because they're playing you know, they're then gonna play
if they play Miami early, then they're gonna play in Miami late in the
season down in Miami. Yes, So then that becomes a push. So
you know Miami doesn't have that advantage as well. So that's that. And
then with jacksonvilleam. But one thing about Jacksonville's interesting about being playing in London
at Tottingham is that the Jacksonville is playing the week before at Wembley, they're
staying in London and then playing the Bills the week after, so they'll only
travel over there once and they'll be acclimated. Yeah. I think you know
that get to Jacksonville a little bit of a little bit of an advantage for
me the way I see that game in terms of that that travel that they
have, So that'll be I think that game will be more interesting than people
might be thinking as you look at the schedule. Right now, they're talking
about we're doing Jacksonville Stadium in two years. Is this going to be a
thing where they may be out of that stadium for two years and be in
London full time for two seasons. Possibly, Well, it's a possibility because
the owner of Jacksonville has to get again financial interests in London. Yeah,
and he's always been over there. Yeah. I've thought for a while that
if they were going to expand to make it, let's say it's not global
exactly, but more global than it is now, that they'd be the team
to play overseason. I think that kind of sucks. I think it's sixty
thou seeds. But the thing is that the travel, what is it,
five hours to London brutal from the East coast, and it was brutal all
I remember. And the other thing is you got to think of it this
way as well, that when the players playing in England, they gotta pay
taxes. Their game check is reduced right by whatever the taxes are in England,
and those taxes as much as we get taxed in New York States,
I think the taxes that are worse than they are here. They are stones
and everybody migrated to the United States they are Queen. Yeah, step on
Digny bitching about that next thing. You know, well take it up with
Charles, the new king, King, Chaz, what we gotta So now
we're here's the cool thing. They fly back to play the Giants. I
think they might just day right in New York. They want to. I
don't know if it matters. Yeah, I mean the one thing usually when
you when you're in London, usually you get the next week. Usually you
get the next week for a buye. So I know the NFL oftentimes allows
the team to pick that week if they wanted or not. So, uh,
that game, I'm not sure, you know. Okay, that's an
interesting game, coming back from London and playing the Giant. Okay, we're
going to buy after the London trip, they were, yeah, yeah,
yeah, they're gonna play. They're playing the Giants at home. Excuse me,
they're playing the Giants at home. So this would be the return of
Dable. Yes right, yeah, doctor Western New York back question we need
Okay, we need to kick his ass. Okay, yeah, then what
then stealing back and make them our offensive coordinator. Then they go to New
England Foxborough play the Patriots. The following week. Okay, then they got
a quick turnaround. They get Tampa Bay at home on a Thursday night.
But what's cool about that is that they also get a Sunday night or at
Sinnati. But they have eleven days to prepare for the Bengals after that short
term on Thursday to Sunday night. Yeah, but it's against Baker Mayfield and
Tampa Bay. That's yeah, that should be weird. I know. I'm
keeping a track the podcast from New England too for going to England might as
well Old England and New England. By the way, that's a tough stretch,
man, that's a tough stretch. You're you're you're coming, you're coming
back from London, You're home against the Giants, Dan's reading it. And
then you're at New England, you're home against Tampa on a short week,
and then you got a little bit of a longter week going to Cincinnati.
Um, that's a that's a tough stretch of games. M hm. There
is a tough step. I looked. It doesn't sound like an easy if
this is the legit schedule, and I believe it is, or close.
I mean, the commanders could be sneaky. They're well coached. Now,
uh Tampa Tampa, but Tampa Bay, I go, okay, I would
say that, But man, the Jets and even the Giants, I mean,
these are teams that you can't take lightly anymore. Well, you know,
Cincinnati is Cincinnati. They the Cincinnati manhandled the build the last game of
the year. Yes, you know, and then you got the Broncos.
So you got a new coach. Yes, Um, you know, you
got Russell Wilson. I mean that game is that game is mid years.
So you're gonna the Broncos are not going to sneak up on you. They're
either gonna be good or they're gonna be like they were last year. Um,
and you know, so that Broncos game again, the Broncos. The
Broncos are a wild card. You just don't know what they're gonna bring to
the table this year yet. Um, they could suck like they did last
year, or you know, they could be fighting for they could be they
could be beating up the damn Chiefs. I hope. That's that tough game
to call at this point in time. It's also I think a Monday Night,
right, did you guys as much of that No, it's I think
that's a Monday night game. Greg, could you confirm, deny or question?
Well, the way you're talking with what you share with me, it
is a it is a it is a Monday night yet, Okay, and
it is and it is in Buffalo. So they got two Monday night game.
Oh that you know what people are gonna die. So, I said,
Greg a copy of the schedule that he didn't He didn't say a word,
which is his way of saying, I'm not saying and I'm looking at
what Dan sent me so I can make sure im going along with with Dan.
You guys you're talking about very good. I appreciate that. I appreciate
that a lot. Okay. So then they get the Jets at home,
okay, six days later, but again it's a four twenty five game.
It's which is rare. Well, yeah, that's an interesting thing that they
habited. A four twenty five game in Buffalo is what they have on Dan's
schedule here, which means that it's one of the prime games. Well,
I mean mine, Greg, if you've got the Bills with Josh Allen and
the Jets with Aaron Rodgers, that that screams prime time and they were also
at least at least at this point right in twenty flex game. It could
flex that to Sunday Night as well. That is a Flex game as well.
And I're also saying this year it's CBS, AFC, NFC because they're
bidding for the games. Yeah, well there were games a free agent.
But some of the games we're hearing some games are gonna be on Peacock.
Yeah, the San Diego Yeah, I'm sorry, the Chargers game. I
can't say it after five years. The Chargers game two days before Christmas is
a Saturday, and it's gonna be on Peacock. Greg, if you heard
anything like that. I heard that Peacock is getting an exclusive game this year.
Yeah I have. I can neither confirm or deny that. But so
now that wouldn't necessarily be on NBC. Would that be on their streaming platform?
Yeah, that's ye, that's their streaming platform. Is so in other
words, you've got to subscribe or know somebody who's subscribed. Subscribe. Well,
the Prime game on Black Friday, they're not off. It's anybody can
get it. If you don't have how many Prime you can still get it
because they want well, ye, want you on the website or looking at
Wait, look, this is a business. So what they do is they
make you sign in and sign up, and then if you don't cancel it
by a certain time period, you automatically will be and you will be enrolled,
and you'll be charging your credit card. But it's also dolphins and jet
so I'd rather go to the store. Let me just say this as as
a lazy American, very glad to have Amazon Prime. You know how Mother's
Day give got there Amazon Prime. I had two nephews. I forgot both
their birthdays. Did I get things to them within days? Yes? I
did, thanks to Amazon Prime. You're you're, you're, you're the best
son and the best uncle around. I mean Amazon Prime. I need to
do an ad for Amazon Prime just to say that, like, they will
make you the human being that you need to be. Hey, you remembered.
I didn't remember. I happened to see something on Facebook and I sent
something out real quick. They're allowing you to be the person that your mom
thought. Yeah, exactly, the mom my mom thought she raised this Mother's
Day has never been so disappointed. So that that Eagle game, that Eagles
game, man, you know, that's a that's a great game for the
Bill. It's down in the shitty, goddamn Lincoln Field. That's a crappole
place to go as the visiting team. I will not go to Philadelpe.
I will not go to Philadelphia as an away team to watch a game.
Is it because the fans are just jerks? Or is it because the statium?
No, the stadiums. They are the single worst fans to await teams
of any any NFL city. They're the Bills fans of not would fans stop
it? Are very polite? Is it true the Blue Jesus a curse?
No? The second wordst holds the second worst fans for away teams, particularly
a few of the Patriots, is the Bill. The Bills in Buffalo is
horrible against the Patriots and the Dolphins. They're they're not the build math.
You could improve or image by being a little kinder and nicer that Patriots and
Dolphins fans in the rain Buffalo, although I don't subscribe to that because I
can't stand Patriots. Thank you. I was just gonna go. I mean,
what's the point. I mean, come on, I was nice to
have Freetown Rady, but now I can't stand them because you're just so cocky
and arrogant. Right, they're still riding the Brady bandwagon. Yeah, and
he's gone, by the way, did you know that guy, he's no
longer. No, I don't know how Greg they're they're gonna be able to
honor him at like halftime or before the game and then have him played quarterback
for the Miami Dolphins at the same time. I don't know how that's gonna
work, but it's amazing. I love it. So after the Eagles game,
they get a bye week. Okay, I like the late bye.
What what week is that is week thirteen, first week of December. Wow,
right now it is very late. In fact, I don't know if
there's a bye after that week for the team. Uh. Strategiously, when
you look at it, if in fact that their bye week, when they
come off the bye, it's Kansas City. Yes, anybody's banged up.
Yeah, anybody's banged up. To give you an extra week to come off
with that in order to then tackle the Chiefs. So this is this is
why if this schedule is correct, and I believe it is, Uh,
they gave they passed on the by after the international game and coming back they
wanted to before the Chiefs game. Smart. Holy cow, I just realized
that the Bills don't have a one o'clock game from the time they play the
Patriots on the twenty second of October in Foxborough untill the time they played the
Patriots again on New Year's Eve at home. Wow, every game is either
for Thursday night. Yeah. Allegedly, yeah, I'm sorry. According to
buy sources, it appears at this time that you got the Tampa games on
Thursday, Cincinnati's on a on a Sunday night, Broccos on a Monday night,
Jets at home at four twenty five, Eagles at four twenty five on
the road. Then you gotta buy. Then you go Kansas City at four
twenty five, come home to play Dallas again in another rare home game at
four o'clock for twenty five. Then they get the Chargers on the road,
which is to be determined whether it's Peacock it's on a Saturday. Then you
get the Patriots at home that's gonna be one o'clock, and then you wrap
up with Miami another to be determined on January seventh. Wow, and Dan,
that Patriots game is also a clock game and that's New Year v right.
No Christmas Day for these guys. They're not one of the Christmas God.
Yeah, I'm kind of glad about that too. And I'm not either.
And they're not the Black Friday, and they're not Thanksgiving, no one
are the things that I love about this the way shakes out is that it
looks like South Peachy come podcast opportunities, I think so, Greg, Yes,
yep, I'm putting it all the way. I'll bring the lotion,
yeah, tan lotion. All right? I am well, this is this
guy. This is uh, this is very exit, this is very exciting.
It's bark Anthony naked. You've got to be. You have to really
hand it to the NFL. They have made an event out of every yes,
everything who gets excited about a schedule coming out, and yet here I
am you do. They've done better this year too. There wasn't as many
leaks as No, they're not. They've tightened up a lot, a lot,
even though we've pretty much had the bill schedule since like ten o'clock this
morning. To look for it. It found me. Yes, the schedule
found me. That's great. Oh, Greg, I hope things go well
down at your Albumamana over the weekend. I know you got a lot of
action going on down there. Hall of Fame. No, he said,
no, I'm actually I'm actually done in the chair. Now it's graduation.
Yes, it's graduation. I get an honorary degree, an honorary doctorate degree.
This is phenomenal. So that that's awesome. Is your family coming into
the boy's gonna be there they are, Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Good your mom, yeah, my uncle yeah, yeah, it'll be a
good time. But you know, Dan, I can't write your prescriptions for
all the different medications. Can't do that. By the way, I go,
yeah, I go tomorrow morning to the cardiologist. Do you yeah?
No, Viagram, are you feeling I'm feeling good, man, I'm feeling
good. Lots of prayers. I'm gonna I'm gonna change the contract on my
phone as soon as we're off. It's gonna say doctor Greg n Yeah.
Greg. When you go on TV, when you go on TV and do
interviews for people with TV stations, you have to have them call you doctor
Greg Connors. No way, man, hang on, hang on Greg and
call you doctor Greg Connors. Now. I like this a lot because Greg
when will you be back in town? Will you be here Sunday? I
will be back. Uh yeah, I think I'm back Sunday. Okay,
you should come over here because I think we found a way to put on
certain cameras, some cry on that you can put like It'll just say that
Chiron, not crayon, Chiron. What did I crayon? He said crayon?
No, I didn't. I said, I said it in a very
odd ways. Yes, I think, well whatever I think underneath, I
think underneath we put doctor Greg, doctor Greg Connors. Yeah. Back,
we gotta get an wear in ascot and a yes you know what, the
women are gonna be able to go on it up outside the studio to get
the doctor Esquire Connors, doctor Mark Anthony. Yeah, doctor Mark Antony.
Yeah, there we go, doctor Mark anton All right, very good,
Well Greg, thank you, and uh you neither confirmed or denied. Hey,
one last thing, Yes, sir, I am happy for Stephanie.
I hope that at last, I hope that she found her guy. She
goes all in man, she's all created. God's freaking blessed her that,
you know. I listened the other day to it and I was like,
good for you, Stephane. He is all in one hundred ten percent.
I can't remember she talked about love bombing or something like when you get all
in real quick. Yeah, hears people, because I was like, what
the hell is she doing? I haven't seen anything on Facebook in the last
two days. She's loved nuking. I've been getting I talked to her today.
She's still They're going on. They're going for their trip setday. Okay,
Well, I've been getting messages. I've been getting messages via Facebook.
Twitter. Some guy slid into my DMS on Twitter and goes, I can't
wait. I should pull it, but I can't wait to hear how this
goes for Stephanie. It's she is touch of crazy? Is what the guy
wrong? Touch of crazy? I don't know. We'll see, We'll see
how it all goes. I mean, I have my I have my bets.
We should call her and see how it went with Dad. I got,
I got. You know, I am all in favor of this being
everything that she hopes to do. And and because I'll tell you one thing,
if if he has the same energy and the same passion for everything she
has, that relationship is just gonna be like a powder keg of excitement.
Well, that's a great boy. I don't think anybody could have advertised stephany
better. She's a powder keg of excitement. Greg, I'm gonna isolate that
and we're gonna play that every time she's on. Now, she's not for
everybody, but oh, that's phenomenal. You're the best. Boom goes the
doctor. Boom goes to the powder keg of excitement. Well, enjoy your
weekend and uh, maybe we'll see a Sunday. Yeah, sounds good.
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we're taping this Thursday evening. It is eight oh six pm at this very
moment. But the great thing about a podcast is listen on demand whenever.
It's your life. And we went through the schedule, and I think we
got it all right, Yeah, except except we did not get this,
So of course, let's just run through it. They get the Jets on
a Monday night at New York. We had that. Yeah, they have
the Raiders at home and the home opener at one o'clock. The following Sunday,
they go to Washington. You come back from Miami. Then you go
to Jacksonville for the London game at nine thirty after our trip to Ireland,
which we're going I guess on doctor Connor's time. No, we're not going
on Doctors Connor's time, but we are going. Okay, Then here's the
thing we did not at time. I figured, let's we gotta gets your
passports. We're going They're gonna get the Giants, but the Giants is gonna
be a Sunday night game in Buffalo at eight twenty on the fifteenth. So
they come back from London and they have a Sunday night game against the Giants
that we didn't I did not have that before, okay. Then they go
to New England for a one o'clock game, and then they don't have any
yeah yeah for Kevin or whatever, okay, and so then they get to
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right quick turnaround on Prime. Then they get a Sunday night er at
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Then you go to the Jets. I'm sorry you have you host the
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And then you go to or you get New England at home on the near
Zeve at one and then Miami is a TBD. Yeah, so we got
the schedule mostly right. Yeah, we used didn't have the times for two
games San Diego, the Chargers and the Giants, but at all primetime games,
I mean primarily there. They have more four o'clock games Sunday and Monday
night games than they do one o'clock games. They have more four o'clock games
than one o'clock games. Yes, they're splitting Monday nights too. They got
two games on Monday, and we had two two games on Week three.
Oh, week two, it's two Monday nights, so you usually do that
week one. So they did last That's what they did this past year.
The Bills played at seven and then somebody else played it like ten all or
nine. All right, there you go in the seven fifteen and the eight
fifteen. So you you got to pick a game, which you gotta pick
a game, which it is tough, but it's it's great for fans of
either one. You don't have to suffer through, right, right. So
that's the thing. Uh, there's an interesting thing that's been going on with
Jamie Fox and Kevin brought a twy attention. Jamie has been in the hospital.
I don't know still yes, yes, still in the hospital. Yeah,
right, a month, But nobody said exactly what it was what he
was suffering from. And you figured, I mean, Jamie, what is
he? Fifty four, fifty five years old? Uh? Really really funny,
super talented. I mean on so many facets of from music and he
you know, uh, certainly the Ray movie where he won an Oscar Uh
comedy. He's very funny guy and he's got a radio show, I believe,
on serious and all this stuff. The guy has his hands in everything
and in addition to producing movies and things. So I'm going, well,
what happened? It sounded like it could be a heart ailment or some kind
of something serious, like what are they looking for? A cancer? I
have no idea. And then Kevin says me, someone goes there was a
hit out on his life. Well, okay, we got to play this.
It's a little bit long, but it starts out with TMZ talking about
Jamie Fox suffering a serious medical emergency. Jamie Fox suffered a very serious medical
emergency that landed him in the hospital. I've had an episode of there.
So when he was talking about yo. You know I went in that's written.
Oh you gotta go the laughter and joy of every household. Jamie Fox
is in trouble. The recent incidents involving him have set the entertainment industry into
a worried frenzy. But the lifebread he received while filming had many nasty rumors
flying around. Some even state that the gifted celebrity is in the middle of
a feud with some mafia people. As unbelievable as it may sound, there
is nothing impossible in this satanic industry. We've got all the nitty, this
satanic industry, all right, Look, they got all the nitty gritty.
The rumor is that Diddy did he put a hit out on him for what?
I oh the fuck? No, I don't know. You would hope
for stealing somebody else. But here's the thing with like Diddy has become so
mainstream himself, and he's got a sea rock and all this. I mean,
you'll stand to lose so much if this were true. And I think
it's not impossible, but much harder today to do things in a stealth mode
for anybody. I have no comment in case did he's listening, No,
But I'm just saying I, okay, God, But my point is,
like I just think it's harder and harder. There are cameras everywhere. Everybody
has you never know people have it. I I've said it for years and
I'm sure it will become part of that shitty drinking game that somebody always tells
me that another one to the drinking game. You always say, yeah,
the barrier tentry is gone. Yeah, the barrier tentry is gone. Fucker,
And guess what everybody's but everybody's tonight. I'm the only one trick Tony.
The barrier to entry is gone. But but everybody's walking around with the
TV station in their pocket. I say that because or even in the doorstep
you can go. That's true too, But you can go live on a
number of platforms at any moment. Twitter not as easily, but I think
that's going to change as as I think Wilson's going there, and they're even
trying to get Don Lemon to go there, so I would have an interesting
combination to put them together. That'll happen. But you know, it's it's
a platform for both of them, and you can go on anything. Is
anybody anybody on Discord and I don't think you can do video a discord.
Do you know, I don't know what discord is. I'm sorry, that's
it. I'm sorry. Yeah, but see that's the thing. So how
just think about that for parents of young kids. My kids are on Discord
right, and I have Discord. I don't know what the hell it is.
How about Snapchat? Snapchat's a whole world. There's all kinds of like
short entertainment on Snapchat. It's not as hip, not anymore, but it
doesn't mean it's dead. That's my thing. And so you can go live
on any one of these places and you would never know. Yeah, do
you know what I'm saying. You get the old Karen to flip the fuck
out, and she's not going to know that she went viral on several plats
and all you need to do is go on TikTok and then it hits everywhere.
So it's almost like you when you age out, you become amish.
You have no idea what's going on. But I'm dying to know what.
I'm dying to know what Discord is. I'm dying. Discords more of like
a chat thing, so you can get on there and chat with your friends.
Okay, Yeah, it's an opportunity to go back for well did he
Okay, so did he? There were stories about Didd he being on the
DL and I don't think he liked that, so we kind of snuff that
out. I don't know if he had, but he's had this history of
trying to be a gangster ever since he got in the business, and it
caught up with him. At one point he was dating Jennifer Lopez. He
was involved in like a drive bike shooting in a club. Okay, there
was a shooting in a club. Yeah, I mean Ti confronts Diddy for
melting Jamie Fox's brain. This is a week ago. These are all videos
that are out. Uh, let me see if I can find any.
If you're gonna put a hit on somebody, though, the idea is to
make it they're done, it's over. You don't like, let him linger
or somebody screwed up. I'm not saying I'm not encouraging this. I'm just
saying, like he didn't have all the money, he had to give something
to stay because he was all right. If something happened to Kevin, Kevin,
who do you think came after him? His wife that's what I thought
too. Yeah, like his wife had him snuffed out, or he ends
up in the army. Karmy's sick of his stories from Victor Chris. Why
I gotta get keep drinking all much? If Danny, if Danny goes,
if you go missing, someday me and Dan'll keep the show. No,
not so what the fuck I asked? I asked about Danny starting him off?
Billy, the break groups still going, hang that, the Tulio shows
still going too, Yeah, CMF still going, the Zone still going.
Yeah, you know what. Unfortunately the last station, the last stay show
is that not doing so well. They're living along, but they'll be fine.
Watched he was still alive? Holy shit? Almost not because I thought
Mom margin was gonnahoop his ass? Who didn't you tell us Mom Murgin confront
of them? Yeah, maybe we should hire Ditty to put a hit out
of this guy. So I want to like, what could possibly have Jamie
Foxx done. I can't think of anything. Well, we don't know,
but it has to involve a woman. Maybe why gold Digger? Yeah no,
this has been so many years. I know it was a joking,
dumb joking. Sorry, it most your jokes pretty good. Though. Now
I'm just wondering, like, what are we not knowing what's really going on?
Yeah, Like don't you like to like this is because nobody's talking about
why he's in the hospital, but he's tweeting from the hospital and so he's
well enough. He just broke his silence saying that he's I saw it earlier.
It was something I definite want to said it to you that he said
that he was getting better, but yeah, it wasn't and he didn't say
anything about what's going on. But here's the Here's what I wonder. Are
they hiding him out? In other words, is he paying to stay in
the hospital. Now, think about this, I got I got coverage.
Well, right, he's got a lot of money. He can continue to
page about it. Go to the hospital. I want anybody this coming weekend,
go to the hospital they have they're out in the hallways for emergency rooms.
You can't get beds, You can't get this, at least on the
local level. I would assume that's not sure Jamie Fox isn't laying in the
hallway. But I wonder if Jamie Fox, if they've got twenty four hour
security and there's a way for him to be safer in the hospital than out
on the street. Eventually, you got to come out. Money too,
can buy your house security twenty four hour security. I understand that I'm saying,
but if I got enough money, I can pay. But here's the
thing though, Eventually, if if you go buy this gangster mentality, everybody's
got a price. All these people are business people. Somebody like did He,
if this were true, could get to one of Jamie's guys and finish
the job. That's not the case. I hope that's not the case.
I hope it's just like some type of like pneumonia. I am curious.
I'm gonna wave to some people walking their dogs and they always stop and then
they look at our studio dog and Billy don't do that. They get fleas
and stuff the dogs. Yeah, you know some dogs. Should you know?
I always wish I was a dog. I'm very jealous of dogs.
They're always in the push up position. No, I'm very jealous of maile
dogs because they can lick their own balls. Yes, I would never leave
my house. We wouldn't have this podcast. I gotta posable thumbs and that's
awesome. And the dog doesn't. It gives me a lot more options.
But I can go and do things. But if I could do that,
Carter's right, we will take some ribs out for you. So yeah,
but a lion could do that too. Would you rather be a lion?
Yes, because the lion really if you eliminate humans, they're really at the
top of the food chain. They are. But I always wonder, is
that a bit of a myth? In some way? I saw the lion
king Billy. I think, so there's gotta be something. I get a
little stronger than the lion right in the jungle, they think maybe in the
water. I'll think the water with the shark mammals. I'm saying, Mamma
wise, Mamo wise. I mean, the cheat is fast. They are,
you know they are? They say, the lions king of the jungle.
I know what they say. I know, I know. I say
a lot of things. Baseball's America's pastime. That's not true. I'm waiting
to see. They say p Diddy has put a hit out on Jamie Fox.
Why would they It's gotta be over a chick, like you said,
it's gotta be Maybe maybe Baby Diddy's a Katie Holmes guy and maybe you know
Jamie Fox did. He ain't happy about that. I don't know, but
Jamie Fox even has like the guy works so much. There's a shitty sitcom
on Netflix that he does with his daughter, his real daughter, and it's
it's one I don't know why. I love. It's so bad. It's
good. Yeah, I love I'm sorry there to talk about that was so
bad. You said you'd listen because it was good. Yes, I'm not
gonna say who it was. I love that man, but I mean,
it's so like some of these shows are so like anything Tyler Perry does,
it's really shitty. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's very base. It's base,
but I love it. I love it. I get invested everything I
have watched, probably everything he's done, at least one episode of everything that
man has created. So remember when you sent me to the to the Obama
inauguration, right, we really Lightfoot and the Hairdressers of Rochester. So on
the way back, he pops in. On the way back, he pops
in the family the praise. Right. Yeah, I'm like, ahsin stupid
Tyler Perry movie. Dude, I was freaking hooked. Yes, we were
all like, yes, what's gonna happen. Yes, they're gonna find out.
Yes, Tyler Ferry is a fucking he's a genius. But he's a
shitty writer. But he's but he's a shitty writer. I'm just saying,
in my opinion, I think it's I'll take his shitty writing for the billion
he's Oh, no, fucking shit, the guy was homeless. I mean,
look, yeah, he's he has a story. Man to say he's
not a shitty writer, because that's clearly you don't have the success he had,
right, I say that in my opinion, some of it seems to
be too easy and you can see it coming. Yeah, that's why I
say shitty writing. But it's compelling. I'm me. I love um,
I love the Browns. I love the Udia. No, I'm not a
big fan of the media stuff. Not a big fan of the media stuff.
Yeah, but I don't hate it. But I don't hate it.
But I love watching the Browns. Were Saturday Catch We're Tom Hanks is playing
that redneck dude, I'm black Jeopardys Yes, he goes if I'm laughing and
I'm praying in the same forty five minutes that is that is that is money
will spend. He's talking about the Tyler Perry movies, because there's always a
lesson in those movies. Oh, it's the House of Pain. I fucking
love the House of Page. Okay, I love that anytime I see it.
Bro I've watched. I haven't seen bro the only the only movie I've
seen by him. No, these are all shows. I haven't watched a
lot of the movies. No. I did see another movie. I went
to a theater watch it get Out, and I had to watch the Tyler
Perry movie because I was married at the time and that's what you do.
And had the shittiest ending and I can't remember, but somebody got aids and
I think the woman got aids and whatever they broke up. It was such
a shitty twist at the end, it was like he just needed to wrap
it up. But he's got So here's the thing. I've only watched House
of Pain. Magic's got the good aids. I've watched an episode of Bru.
I have not watched Zatima. I've not watched Better or Worse all the
Queen's Men. I have not seen Sisters. I've seen an episode Tyler Perry's
the Oval. I haven't, ruthless, I have not seen you watch all
these at the salon. Are you getting hair? I fucking watched these at
home. I don't have a job anymore. I does Tyler Perry have his
own app? He could just watch Tyler Perry movies. By the way,
I'm gonna say this and I shouldn't. And I've had a couple of glasses
tonight. Uh, an app is coming for Bilified? Oh no killing multiple
shows on it. Awesome, multiple shows will be on. Oh maybe it's
my way in It is absolutely it is, yes and anybody, Yeah,
anybody's looking the build. But you would be on a network network. Yeah,
brought to you by Billified. Yeah, it's like Tyler Perry, got
it, you got it. I'm stealing from Tyler. The sad Pats fans,
the story writing, the same everything. You're gonna see it coming,
but you canna love it. Pilified goes to Ireland. Pilified goes to the
PJ Championship. I'm just wondering what's going on with Jamie Fox, the rumor
where his p did he put a hit on him? Billified goes to rehab
because that may be a reality. We'll do it from there and get us
in. We'll take a we'll take a moment when we come back. Danny,
I think we do it. I'm worried about Jamie Fox, but go
ahead, we do it. One word okay, oh, okay, has
an idea explained? The idea. The idea is you ever hear somebody go
hey, one word, award of advice, award of advice. But they
never never just one word. It's like, you know, keep your hands
to you actually say one word. Word. So we're gonna give each other
after now that we've known each other. That's how I'm gonna do. Okay,
make me the target. I don't want anybody's feelings hurt. Just commit
me. Okay, it's no fun. You can come after me too,
bull shit, you you can, yeah, you can. The only person
in this room has no real nerve endings is me and I do have a
few some yeah, but like, this is a way to help each other
grow. We've been to get what's one hundred and twenty episodes? Where are
we at now? Okay? I think after one hundred ten episodes, I
think we've gotten to know each other well enough we can give each other a
word of advice. Fucking crucify him. Then one word, one word,
one word, you only get one will get one word, you only get
one word, You only get one word. What are they doing over there?
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nobody does great songs higher love. He really is underrated. I don't know.
I love Steve Winwood. I am such a fan. Seriously, I
like, I am such a fan. Traffic to tell you why some of
it I do um. I think the low spark of a high heeled boy.
I always like that song, but there wasn't a whole lot of traffic.
I like, here's the thing I believe in A sweet Spot of life.
Nineteen eighty seven, This album came out fucking tenth grade, dude,
I was king shit. You know it sounds like it was this in a
movie soundtrack could have because it sounds like a perfect movie soundtrack song. Towards
the end of the movie The Late Steve Winwood, Right, is he dead?
No, No, he's not. No, it's probably just did the
lago. Okay, mule don't even dead. No, no, he's not
dead. Right now, Steve Woodwood is not dead. All right, I
gotta fight now, we gotta five years old. Yeah he's yeah, he's
still. I'm glad I'd liked. Well, how come I he's not touring
right and all these other assholes are touring? Is he in the Rock Roll
Hall of Fame? He just there. He just released a song higher Love.
I think he we recorded with his daughter a few years ago. It's
beautiful, very very slow. He just played at the coronation. Oh,
he was part of the coronation. Was part of the coronation. One of
the suckers, like a sucking into that from the Headsworth Birmingham Igland. Yeah,
job Rose, Blue Eyed Soul r and b Rocke Soul. I always
like like that, and I mean the other Blue Eyed sold would be Hall
Nottes. I was always a big fan. He was in Blind Faith yeah,
and Ginger Baker's Air Force Yeah, as well as the Spencer David's group.
This was the song that they would put in a Time Life Series.
Those records. I love this. Three records are too compact. God,
I could go back to and just enjoy the shit out of it. Would
be nineteen eighty seven. I had no cares in the world. I was
like, I think I was driving, but I didn't have a license.
My father said, high school is the best time of your life. I
don't know about that. Well, he didn't college college, he didn't go
to fantastic I had some great times of college. I don't think there's ever
been a year that I didn't have. Like I could string together at least
three months of a fucking awesome in every year of my life since I've been
on the planet, at least three months. I always liked his voice.
Could you please do a fucking see Win one cover? All right, I'll
run it by the board of director your band. I don't understand this.
Yeah, I know everything with you is by committee. You're right, advice,
Okay, we're gonna do that, all right, great? Right,
Okay, balls, I got some fucking balls, Danny. Now, aspect
what aspects of my life do I not have? Are we doing this though?
Yeah? Okay, what aspects of my life? I'm seriously I'm exploring
this. I'm not accused. I'm not come batting you. I'm not arguing
what other aspects of my life do I not have ball because I've come a
long way since you. When I first got together, it was just so
I was gonna say, I think. I think that in a lot of
areas you will acquiesce because it's easier and not do exactly what you want to
do. Now, I will say that a lot of times when someone goes
contrary right, like let's say, rubs the other direction of your going and
there's a little friction there, I think that you will kind of bristle and
you stuff it down and then later on it comes out and oh the fucking
bill blah blah blah, that's how it comes out. But you're right,
no, I do you did it again? Yeah? But I think that
most of that is is misplaced anger. And I think that I'm only saying
from my experience on the planet, and I'm not good at this, so
I recognize in another what is weakened me? Uh to have a calm conversation
to go I don't want to do that, and here's why. And I
think when it comes to your band, and stuff you have said here very
vocally at times, and I hope that this doesn't rock the boat, that
I can't do that because they won't blah blah blah, and I'm going it's
but it's your band, and maybe there's a way I will say. My
way of talking about things is the absolute wrong way to do it. You
need to you need to come with a little more calmness. And it I
always go back to in my mind and I don't remember, and I'm going
to try to find it. It was a Millard like commercial, I believe,
and it was a woman who goes pick me up at the airport at
midnight, don't be late and then or you can say meet me at how
about a midnight rendezvous at the airport at midnight. I'll be wearing something slinky
and black. It's the same thing, but we say in two different ways.
And I think that so. But I've always thought with you like you
are this this dynamic guy that's got you got a lot on the ball,
thank you, but you're lacking the ball, right, That's all okay in
some areas some areas, and I think you've changed, and we all do,
we all mature. I hope, I hope. I'm nothing like the
guy was when we first worked together. I don't even know, I think,
but I didn't think you were that bad, so I appreciate that bad
is still bad, though, well, I don't. I don't think you
understand the game. It's one word. No, no, you get one
word, one word, Go ahead, give your word. I gotta see
this in action first. I'm not fully understanding what this game. Okay,
one word for you, yes, one word for me. I can't wait.
Temperance. What do you mean? Temperance in other words, drinking in
moderation building or sob sobriety altogether. Now, I don't want you to go
completely sober. Sobriety means no drinking. Temperance. I think you drink a
little too much, not not You're not like an alcoholic or anything. They
go to meetings. He's a drunk, but I think, but I think
sometimes I think sometimes you reach for the bottle. We like it's late at
night and you have some chips and you gotta get some food. Oh,
I gotta watch it with a beer. Yeah, instead of like, you
know, you're not one of these guys. Looks at again us at ten
o'clock in the morning and goes, yeah, that's not you. I would
say temperance is a great word in all aspects. Yeah, because I I
sometimes will go all in on something and overboard, and I do think like
riding the throttle on all aspects of your life and balancing a little bit better
it is good. And I'm not great at that. I've never been great
at that. I'd like to think that most of my drinking these days,
I'm not going to say you're wrong, uh is usually here during the podcast,
I haven't been drinking a whole lot of I haven't, And I think
I like to think that most of the time when I would talk about drinking
and we would go into great detail on it, that a lot of it
was a little bit of fabrication. However, I don't feel like I ever
lied. So there were times. I mean, I would say during COVID,
I had awful times like blackout really oh yeah, uber with masks and
yeah because I was because you were alone most of the time. No,
I would never I don't drink alone. No, no, no, no,
no no, no. I understand. I have friends that have deep
pockets and businesses. Oh you're cool, that's selling booze. Yeah you know
you know who I'm talking to. Yeah, right, we would were we
were real sponsors. Yeah, we were refinishing floors, or were we?
And yeah, I mean I would. I would drink my face off and
I had a great time. Uh and not always I would wake up going
are you called? Hey? Did we do that floor yet? Yeah?
We finished it. Yeah. There were people on FaceTime that I didn't even
I was like, I'm having covered long, deep conversations. You didn't have
to play the David Hasselhoff would like eating the burger on the No, here
we go. The Cowboys are gonna be seventeen and one. No, they're
not all they're doing the win loss, doing the hack. They're saying that
they're beat the Giants, really, but the loose to the Jets. They'll
beat the Cardinals. They're gonna Yeah, they can't do it in a vacuum.
Thirteen and three. Here we go. Especially there's injuries. As ask
about two thousand, I need a word, one word. What would your
word for me be? One word of advice for Billy? One word of
advice. Now he said, temperance. I don't know, Oh my god,
I have one for you. I can't like diet, yes, I
know, shut the fun up. Salads A lot of salad. I love
salad. I guess do you. You can't have the monster salad. You
gotta have a you know, sALS salads? All right? No, No,
no word for no word for either one of us, no word for
me, no word for Bill, no word of advice. I'm not I'm
not a mean person. No, we're not trying to be mean. It's
a word of advice. Suck Off is the word I was gonna go with
you because that direction was which I go. Russian coffe one word A great
leader in Russia. Oh, speaking off and Russians. Uh. You see
that. It appears that Van drago Y is dying. Yeah, I saw
that. You see in the post. Yes, turtle cancer the kidneys,
Yeah he had. He was okay for a while, and then it came
back multiple times. It always worries me because you wonder what I'm not saying
steroids but supplements. Um. I remember one night was younger, and you
guys will laugh. I went to a natural body building gym, and the
natural body building Jim had a glass case in the front and they would sell
all kinds of supplements and there was one that they would sell. And this
is back in the early nineties. Interesting, Dione, I have no idea
what it was, to be honest with you, because that was the big
Mark McGuire dr No, I don't think it was that substance. But this
was this was something you would put in your drink, okay, and you
would drink it. But it came in a glass, like a plastic tube
that look like a needle it. I'm telling you, Danny, this is
ninety. It had to be like nineteen ninety because I was in the community
college before I went transferred to Fisher and I didn't want to go home,
so I would go. My dad belonged to this gym. It was a
It was the closest thing to like a real almost boxing gym that I remember
as a kid. Real boxing gym's like real boxing gyms. I don't want
to tell anybody, but there's another chain boxing gym coming into our area.
Okay, fantastic, if you go do it. I think that's awesome.
It's great. But a real boxing gym is a beat up shitty bag that's
taped up with masking tape and there's it's worn out on the floor from guys
skipping rope. It's like Rocky three. It smells. It smells a little
funky in there, and these guys are I mean, that's where the warriors
in my mind are made, and that's that's always what I thought. This
was that for bodybuilding the benches had taped around them the masking tape because the
stuffing was coming out of the bench. And were they using the nautilus or
a nautilus I don't remember. No, there's all free weights and ship and
this guy would win every year natural bodybuilding. I remember his name was Jim
and he was forty six years old. But they sold all these supplements and
stuff. You'd get peanut butter bars and all this, but this one came
in. It looked like a like a needle, like a syringe that he
would stick in your arm. It was designed to look like that, and
he would snap the end off and take the liquid and pour it into whatever
you were drinking, and then it would like your water or your juice or
whatever, and he would shoot it down. I don't know what the fuck
was in it. All I know is they had this very pretty woman who
worked behind the counter who would say to me, yeah, try this,
try this right, And she wound up dying of cancer. Now I don't
know how, I don't know what happened, but she was very young,
very young. I'm gonna say, somewhere between twenty five and thirty. And
that feels like my age of life right now. That feels like very young.
And I look at my son, who is in fun dominal shape,
but I know it takes a lot of supplements and things. Is he taking
steroids? No, he's not. But I don't know these other things,
and I don't know the long term effects. So I wonder what delph longer
like. That's a lot on your kidneys, it's a lot. We don't
know how these things are processed. It's either process or the kidneys or the
liver. And that's tough, they say for you, I want to say,
they say, because I don't want to lead anybody in the wrong direction.
But if you take your fingers and put them underneath your right rib cage
right and start feeling around a little bit on the right side, if it's
sore. If it's sore, that means your body's trying to detox something.
If it doesn't hurt. That means your livers are pretty good shape. So
it's something to keep in mind, is that. I'll I'm always fucking like
it does. It feels a little like it's like if it's a little tender,
then you may want to, like, you know, start sucking on
the milk with thistle and you know, taking better care of the liver sucking
than anything. Danny, thank you for the advice, though, patience,
Lord, I'll pick for you. Yeah, I should probably use patience.
I agree with that. Explain no, okay, yeah, explain. Sometimes
of you yells, he goes off the handle, sometimes a little prematurely said,
sugar, take it slow. Don't yell at Kevin all night. All
you need it's just a little patience. Yeah, I see, I snapped
it, Kevin. I think Kevin you I wasn't bothered by it when you
did it. No, we need I still was thinking today that we need
to go to lunch or something. Talk we do. I don't have to
tell a little lunch, ye whatever, dinner, just a little pizza can
help us make it. Yeah, a little bit, I can. Little
patience. That's a good What about me? What you what would you give
me? I'll go with Chris Cornell version Chris corn Chris Cornell does a nice
version of Patience Grant thirty years later. But yes, but my year in
nineteen eighty seven. Okay, I'm going on to my ridge right now.
It's not that bad. Mine's a little tender. I've been punched there.
Probably all the supplements have been taken. The pot punching the ribs is the
beat is the worst. To me. Oh, if you ever break a
rib, it's hard to live. Not even that it's it's yes, that's
true. Or if your boxing, if you're ever in a let me just
say this. I see some shitty bar fights. Uh, it's some of
my favorite stuff to watch. I think I follow like fight Haven or something.
Some of it's the most un it's the most disturbing shit I've seen since
Jerry Springer. But I love when it's because a lot of it's like kids
fighting in high school and stuff. I don't like seeing that. No,
But I love when I see fat, middle aged guys going to fight.
I fucking love it. There. Their balance is all off, the bill
start, their home schedule, their ships all off. They're swinging wide And
I'm just telling you, if you want to beat somebody, there's two ways
that I would suggest doing it. If you're in a real boxing match and
somebody's protecting their body, you just keep punching their arms, keep hitting him
in the shoulder, and tired that shoulder will that arm will drop because it
just starts to hurt. And then you've got I mean, you just hit
the face if you hit there hard enough, and just if you can do
a quick pop pop, you can knock the arm and knock the face and
that'll end it. If this is boxing wise, I'm not saying wrestling.
There's wrestling moves. The guys to know wrestling, I don't, Uh,
we'll probably kill you run in a quick thing. And then the other is
you hit somebody in the ribs just long enough, you hit him hard.
It's a delayed reaction. And that was what the fight we had talked about
a couple of weeks ago where the guy had just all of a sudden,
he just went to a knee. Yeah, because you're out of air,
but it doesn't hit you immediately. It's that delayed, especially if you hit
the ribs. If you hit the ribs right, it will knock the wind
out of somebody. Or you get underneath the ribs a little bit, you
knock the wind out of him, and that that's the other one. Anybody
for a fight, I have not trained. No, I've never trained anybody
for it. Would you would you do something like that? Would you be
willing to train something? No? I would say, but I would recommend
others. It just a lot of work. Do you have to be licensed?
Uh, everybody has to be, but everybody, everybody has to be
everybody has to be certified exactly customer. If you're doing that, you're certified.
But I would just say that there are guys who specialize in that,
and I do exercise. That's it. I'm not I'm not looking to do
any of that stuff. I have had people come to me and asked me
if I wanted to enter the senior category, which sounds so fucking sad to
me, but it would be guys forty five up George Foreman's and I was
really close to thinking about it. The miranimal grill. I was really close
to thinking about getting in there to do a little. I could see that,
I could see you doing that. I could see me, Danny and
Greg Connor sit in front row of watching you get your ass kicked. It
could happen. That absolutely could happen. I will tell you that I did
do some sparring a couple of years ago, was before right after the break
room stuff, and I caught one to the face and it was like,
I'm good. Yeah, yeah, I was like in my mid mid mid
delate forties. Everybody's a tough kit till you get punched in the face.
Isn't that what Mike Tyson said? Yeah, I mean I would agree with
that, but I think that, um, I think most people don't know
what this was a boxing match, And I will tell you that it's guys
at lunch. So remember, well it's lunchtime, it's guys a business guy
restaurant, it's lunch time. That might be the evident. This was guys
coming in. So my point for saying that it sounds ridiculous, right,
guys at lunch. It was during a lunch break. It was an exercise
class. Most of these guys aren't going full out because they got to go
back to work too, so they don't want to get hit really hard.
But if you hit right and you're coming with a cross, and I don't
know how, I just fucking dropped the hand that was I think I was
coming with an uppercut and I left myself exposed. There are certain punches I
would never throw. You know, there's a three sounds stupid combination. No,
we you know there's six punches in boxing, not to get two technical,
but the three in the four. I would never throw a four.
It leaves you totally exposed. Freeze makes sense because it's coming off like a
two or something, but a four just it leaves you exposed. In my
opinion, maybe I'm such a bad boxer that I would do that, But
I've talked to other guys and they go, yeah, that makes total sense.
It's very hard to get somebody who's done it in many years. Well,
like, I've been watching these boxing videos and I've been working on a
bag and one of them they'll laugh. But one of those things is when
you when you bag your why do you say that's terrible? When you swing
your She can kick ass, dude. I've seen her. Bring that bitch
in. I'll bring some Mitchen, We'll do some miss. She is fantastic.
Man. She hits hard too, Like when you swing a three or
a four, it's very hard to get your arm back down to protect yourself.
I'm saying is a lot of times when you throw the four, you're
not stand up, don't have to come back with No, you're leaving yourself
exposed. You leave almost your whole other side exposed. You just do because
you're coming around this way, and most people hold it here. Well,
it's a lot of open fucking real estate. And all you need to do
to score in boxing not knock somebody off, but just scores hit between the
head and the belt. The Mayweather fight. Yeah, yeah, I mean
that's what it is. But you can also but those hits don't. I
mean, we can say that guys aren't going with a knockout punch. They
don't fucking tickle. No, Okay, what's the word you've got for me?
I can't wait for this one for you? Yeah? What do you
got? I gave him salads, rumor gave him. I gave him hurtful.
He didn't give me. You're hurtful. Sometimes you say hurtful things.
I know when it's hurtful from him, it's with love with you. I
don't know if it's with love. That's not true. I've always been I've
always been loving to you. Sometimes I cry when I go home thinking about
you. I'm sorry. Well, I won't do that anymore. No more
jokes for Kevin. No I'm hurt. What's the one that I have a
word for Kevin? It's asshole? No, it wouldn't be asshole, it
would be um manscaped sensitive or woman got Okay, let's go woman sensitive?
You want to go woman hurt? Remember, yes, there are times where
I think that you're you're uh, I don't even know. You'll always tell
me you're joking. I'm dead inside, so I can't say you're full of
shit. So I call my wife right now, full of shit. That's
what you say to her, and that's not the truth. And I will
I will never agree with you on that, but I will say that I
think that you get uh sensitive. You know what I would say. Let
me change my word confidence. I think that you need to have more confidence.
I will agree with that. I think you do. I think that
there and I think that leads to what I'm perceiving and sensitive. It's not
sensitive. It's a lack of confidence and almost a shame where you feel like
you're not you're not good enough, or you can't you write some real I
mean, people may not know that about Kevin. He writes some really really
funny stuff, and you may not think much of me, but I've been
around a lot of comics and I've seen a lot of stuff. He writes
really funny stuff. You got on stage and you shot off stage. You
could have stood there if you had more confidence and done really well. My
wife thought you were very funny. Yeah, I just why did you said
that? Why did you get off the stage? So glad you said that?
So if we're doing one word, I would say for you confidence,
confidence even in where like when I part of the reason I snap is sometimes
I get so annoyed with that because I go, God, you're so much
fucking more than you're allowing yourself to be. We had this conversation. I
know, I know, yeah, but I'm just saying I really think that
you just need to have some more confidence. That's it and not easy to
do, but you know what the thing is like, if you're dead inside,
which you're not, uh, you just need to then go fuck it.
It doesn't matter because if if you're going to compare you and I,
I will say I'm more dead inside because I just went and fucking do sit.
I just do shit. I create shit. You won't, and you
could. You have all the ability. In my opinion, all you need
is just a little confident, said Kevin, take you hurt fault. I
know that I liked this better than guns A Rose. I'm sorry, guys,
Oh he said that. I didn't say that. I said great version.
I didn't like that version. I do like Chris Cornell's voice too.
If I could choose his hair or his voice, I still don't know which
one I bit. Chris Cornell had amazing hair in an amazing voice. I
would say Chris Cornell's voice, Greg Connor's hair, Mark Anthony's hair. I
was gonna give a new word to Danny's gay, not that there's anything wrong
with it. Our executive producer today is Kevin Muir. Actually, you know
what, You're absolutely right, and you're gonna hit the button. When he
said, though you should, we should absolutely let's hit on the walk off.
You should absolutely hit it on the walk off. That's perfect for Christian
Dan. One word walls, that's right for Kevin Muir. One word confidence
for Bill Moran. I don't read alcohol seperates those temperates or patient and patience,
which you can do. You can apply it either. You're almost gonna
change the wall. Drink. Let's have a couple of drinks. Drink slower
I, Bill Moran. We'll see you Monday