Eat tellantra the podcast ja or s hello how about, how handsome you all
are eh and I have come with all the dress to Rupau, but well,
you can see that mine are not the things to iron. Yeah,
I' ll throw you one thing to buy, please don' t take
pictures of me, but look Camera, I get fat, it' s
worth the open and I leave it empty and see that my mother is all
day daughter. Be careful what you eat. You know if he' s
going to repeat you, I mean there' s mom, you don'
t put me to eat a parrot or like I repeat the gold someone that
happened to me. Oh, my mother' s been saying things to me
all day. Now, since I' m going on a long trip,
she' s here all day, daughter. Take a change? Take a
change? I mean, Mom, I' m bored, it doesn'
t give me conversation. Saú ho are things, things that mothers have,
true as when they go to buy yor ham, they say always do me
the finite slices, eh, the finite slices that I always ask myself divide
coca mothers and not bad. You imagine you' re out there partying and
you say one, uh, I' m going to the bathroom, I
' m a slice, says mine' s finite with that one, so
it makes you feel better to catch, uh, I' m not getting
high or anything that made me laugh at jokes or when I call your mother
and they say hello, daughter, I' m mom, thank you so
much for the final clarification, uh, uh, yeah, I heard your
voice I said uy. This woman sounds to me when she said daughter,
I say wait for you what it' s going to be who I thought
she was and with Mom she says. I' m super smart, I
' m super smart. He also has when you go on a trip that
he tells you when he arrives call me to know that he' s arrived
well, Mom, that he' s arrived, daughter, that' s
fine. I mean, I didn' t die, but I ordered you
to make a phone call uff a few luckes. I have feared a lot
of travel with my parents to the manga of the minor sea. You'
ve been good, in case someone hasn' t been there to give you
an idea to get your head wet, you have to crawl down the floor.
There' s one I do, because I was going to go when
I was little and they put you in an inflatable pool with two fingers of
water and you put some cuffs that like mom, so much skill. You
think I' ve got to drown, but wait till lunchtime, they'
ll give you a little bit of fucking hot stuff, and then they'
ll say and watch the kid eat the sand? Eating the sand? Give
me the steaks and I' ll pie the tortilla and melon, the fluffy,
the ham and you eat the little pot to see who eats the sand
then, you son of a bitch or but you don' t see it
anymore. Then there was that after lunch so now it' s in two
hours. You can' t bathe unless you bathe in fifteen minutes, because
you see that the death by digestion, because it has a legal vacuum of
fifteen minutes. Or something you know she' s there as a runner,
I' d kill him, but what a laziness. Hey, I'
m just eating, I' m having a fruit salt and I' m
gonna kill her. Oh, to death, but good that I' m
done with nonsense. If I start quietly all over. I' m in
no hurry, no one to put it in. My name is coria,
choria castle and I' m one of those people that I' m in
my world. Let' s go get you guys an idea. I don
' t have the internet on my cell phone that someone says my mother'
s terrible, crazy, how you live. So, look, I haven
' t found any fare that goes like that with me the other day they
call me, says Dad calls him to offer him the new whale rate.
I mean, look, I' ve seen documentaries and already wanted the whales
to have this little guy. Eu man, man like but happens to us,
it happens to us that sometimes life goes as on one side and you
on the other, like when the PEPE won and nobody had voted for it.
You know, maybe I' m always out of place. Look,
I became Republican to the day of kings. M but I keep asking for
little gifts that I' m very agreed. I got kicked out of work.
Working woman' s Day, which my boss came and tells me Corria,
what a day I am, I say Working woman' s Day.
Boss says don' t celebrate MM, and he didn' t give me
that. Then my node left me on Lovers' Day. Because I don
' t have the Internet on my mobile phone, because of course until I
got home, and since I put on the neighbor' s WiFi, because
I didn' t find out, I already noticed him weird. Yeah,
then I found out that she was adopted to father' s day, that
she says dad and tells me you don' t think it' s okay.
I also quit smoking Ash Wednesday, but the more out of place I
' ve felt it was at school that they made jokes about my name.
You taste good. Above all, Eva Hina sure as you can see you
' ve noticed that we remember the good schoolmates. Who says schoolmates says those
sons of bitches who made my life impossible, because we remember them with the
first name and two surnames. I think it' s so that when we
' re older and we can get back at them, it' s not
easier to find them on Facebook. I just quote the day on Facebook I
was going to make a tuenty, but they saw me and they told me
you didn' t in you and I couldn' t make it difficult.
Uh, then, thanks to the BICI, we also have it try it
now with Twitter this new one. But they' re really weird. True
that if the red hand, the yellow skin, I say I look like
being elastic uf what a joke was a joke that I do have. The
thing is, he' s got me uneasy, because he says there'
s people following me, and of course he' s going down the street
like where he' s going to be. Imagine that smoke comes and rapes
you, m that if it' s good, it' s that no,
no, no, you get out of here you get in a dark
alley and suddenly this guy comes here and looks so well and tells you I
' m going to rape you and it' s how it' s worth
we go to my house. He wants to come to you this Sunday to
eat noodle, just like my parents. Then, if any slug comes to
you, you hit him with a shit that blows his head off and he
' s already, as you know, everyone doesn' t, but very
careful, very careful with the people on the street who insult me that is
very elaborate things. Fat shit. I was a black seal of the Arctic
and I was insulted by what it says about Arctics and I live on a
boat and at school, but it made me laugh. What they insult at
school, they call me fat and it' s like observer, uh,
you don' t miss a son or when I tell you about seal,
like you' ve seen any seals in your life, because I' m
a kid. The only seal I had seen was one of some drawings called
Sheber, which was like this, white, bad and clear me every time
I called seal and I there that monogración gave many thanks, I said goodbye
thank you, Diego Sánchez married who one day calls me dyke and I do
not insult me. I say pro dyke why, because I like buns,
it' s obvious. I mean, it' s because my mom'
s a baker. In the end it turned out that it was because I
had seen myself kiss Lidia Burgos San Jose. First go to the toilets,
but if you don' t experience sexually at school when you' re going
to do it in day care, it' s that the children of now
are more of an action. The other day I was in the pool and
a kid came and nailed me an arport m I don' t say you
make a kid. No. No, no, that girl doesn' t,
no, she doesn' t deserve to say what she does, kiddo
and she says Bayonne, I mean, we' re here. I say
I' ve seen documentaries and already wanted the whales to have this little pussy,
plus I' m trying to get on a diet, but doctors don
' t make things clear to you, because they told me to include my
life fruit and buy me this dress that has strawberries and cherries. Yeah,
but no, no. I' m in so much trouble. You know,
he told me so well that I eat vegetables and I the one that
says vegetables and I the vegetable can make more concrete. So he says to
see the zucchini, the cucumbers, the turnips. I mean, that'
s what I say, but that' s America' s slimming. I
' m eating it. You know, I don' t notice anything,
but I' m getting to know a lot of ducho people, too,
the doctor said no hydrates and I don' t screw up anymore. The
face told me that this is, what it' s doing to me.
Hey, have them eat small dishes. I say clearly how I have to
get up many times to lie down, because on walks something that you do
not lose tells me ah and very important to eat the cooked things. I
say to see if you think I eat spaghetti, just like the bag but
come on nothing. But he didn' t tell me that I didn'
t obsess and eat everything, because right now that lowers your Chinese faith under
my house and I ate everything. In the end, the Chinese throw me
out you tell me that I don' t make money, I say son,
because to me it has gone out to return and says or anyway,
I am very innocent. I don' t know much about things. See
if I met the escortist' s girl, I held her hair to throw
up and she even looked good and I didn' t, that you'
re not slutty man, that this has happened to all of us. Daughter
that I say I would have mixed in your pass. I' ve been
working as a waitress and I' ve got a guy coming and he'
s telling me I' m up against it. I mean, tell yourself
a few jokes and tell me you don' t want to eat something on
your knees. I mean, man, I prefer the donkey, but if
he invites me or not, he expects you to see that more is coming
to me he tells me no, that what I want is for you to
do some dirty stuff and I made him orange with lemon and he gives him
a little taste. I' ll eat it for you now. But if
I say no, no, no, that what I want to flower you.
I' m saying don' t touch me on Mae' s day
that someone else was there and you' re telling me that with those zetas,
I' m a Cuban. I say how I' m gonna make
you a Cuban. Well worth oh my master what a straw, Daddy than
another. At the end of the bar he tells me to love a Frenchman
and I know I don' t, man, to suck it the next
day. The next day he calls me, he tells me you' re
coming to the meadow. I say I' m more of a city and
he says no, man, it' s a museum. I say a
museum like the one in the Ham and he tells me no, it'
s a place where they put nice things so people go to see them I
say well, thank you very much, but I prefer to be loose in
the street and to be seen there, man, and I said thank you
and he says good, because we' re going to have susi dinner And
there I left him because to know who will be the bitch of the suiesa.
You don' t know that I' ve never had much luck with
the boys, because they, well, they laughed a little at me and
then they hooked up with my friends, well, my best friends, that
she was coming to you, Auntie Coria, you don' t care.
I' m not saying I' m going to mind seeing my car I
' m going to leave you alone with Víctor Fernández García. My friends here
are a little slutty. I was born a princess because bitches were left over.
Now that deep down I feel sorry for them, because people want them
for their beauty, I want them to love me for my intelligence. That
' s why I' m getting college good, little by little, because
they' re a lot of students, but there I' m uh I
saw him trying to almost poop sales never after it' s not all bad
with my friends come tell me I' m dating. I mean, and
I' m to blame for shitting the narrow stools. It' s just
that look you sit down and it' s like you' re wearing it.
It' s there the shirt on the outside true, with what I
find difficult to find clothes that I have to go to homage to the home
where I get those stretchers. You don' t know I don' t
do bikini surgery. I do surgery. More tablecloth. This is all because
I hold a lot of fluid. You know, I' ve got the
gut full of swamps telling you that many times I don' t know if
my parents made me or I design Franco MM It' s like I happen
to see the same, but let' s almost watch I take advice so
I can survive in this life. You have to be a little bipolar,
because people tell me things they hear would make me want to kill them.
But as it looks like killing is not well seen, because I don'
t know what the fuck, because I shut up and smile, good or
not. That' s why I have a garden and a shovel is that
you come with the typical skinny friend Jotía. I' m super worried that
I don' t lose half a kilito is that I don' t get
in the bikini. I' d take you from the movie, drag you
down here, bitch, but I' m already aunty. If it happens
to me the same way, uh buff comes to you the other fuck I
' m lucky like everything and I don' t get fat, because you
could eat two fucking bitches, but I nothing. I' m lucky for
you today, the typical sluggy guy. I like chicks like you to have
a place to grab, because pass a stretch rope for the eggs. You
know if he gets you, but I get nothing. I always smile.
Hey, and look what they' ve done with me. Well, in
high school I was insulted by even the teachers. Yeah, look at the
math one,' cause I' ve always been more of a letter.
That' s why, now the next one and the monologue you know and
there was the math one all day and I ran what a fool you are
You don' t understand anything, Burra, Burra. They put the tests
on me in red, Burra, Burra. I' m already mad.
She said she was talking to the tutor. I mean, sir, the
thing about Nepon de burra, because two weeks I got kicked out for harassment
by the act and son of a bitch, uh, but wait, wait,
I' ll come back, I' ll come back and tell me
you have to buy a scientific calculator to do equations. Tigoa and scientist.
I bought it for myself, because she' s always very aware of the
environment. In the end, as you' ll be imagining, it didn
' t do me any good. As I signed up for the night,
the next year and he arrives, I say I know they put him in
the night box. It' s not going or that you didn' t
have eyes to know later, then there was Gymnastics. There' s some
Gymnastics here, well, no, because if I hadn' t said uh
it' s not Gymnastics, this physical situation you repellent. Hey, I
remember that day that Coria tells me, you have to make fifty dominales.
I say throughout the quarter, what do I know and say no. Now
in a minute I say that if you look at me you see me and
the cochorete and I can' t that this doesn' t go up,
this doesn' t feed. Says ay Coria has little bottom, I say
I have little bottom. Take me to a firm to see, but I
can' t stand anyone for that reason when I' m gone to live
alone. And live alone, because it' s very good. But in
the end, there' s less of a guy, because there' s
a lot of things you can handle, but there' s one guy who
doesn' t do it to you. No one knows what I' m
talking about. You can' t open the door for me. Bracelet now,
please, look at what a vice face he' s got What you
thought he was talking about sex, Right, but what am I going to
say about sex that he' s not. This saying that the sofa ga
makes a stop or that the inside of our chichingo is a boat of blandi
and Luca is that it starts already brings my fingers, that it is like
son that you will take my belly button out something throw very faith this saying
cure once once one had a ring here and started to dig. I got
bit of a tongue and you see there a little bit of blood and it
' s like huy you' ve come the rule won' t be virgin.
They cut the nails, man whose eye is to the nails. What
I haven' t done or said isn' t worth it and when they
start doing this to you with your leg. But I look like I'
m an elastic man who the roof of my ex' s room has three
thousand two hundred and seventeen drops of cotele and he never wondered how I knew.
That detail is unimportant and we finished making love and we want to hug
ourselves a little bit that yes and it comes to you with the fucking thing
that tires my arm to see if you think this doesn' t tire you
know, but I don' t do it or I say how much damage
Lafanova has done, uh or as I do today and it' s been
where I like it most in a two three. Today, a spider sees
if you don' t tune anything, I put a cd or something and
it was and when you get down there that you go to the terrace and,
like I said, the thing is more like the little entrance look.
I' ll explain. You, you come in, you make a roundabout,
and when you see something sticking out, you squeez it, and when
she gives me it' s that you' re doing well. Okay It
' s important that I scream out of control, because if she suddenly says
ay I' m loving you' re wonderful inside is thinking tomorrow I put
the white washing machine in color okay. It' s important the voucher and
something else when you want to go through the back to the brute that before
you have to give polish wax, yes, which is that you think,
that we come lubricated serial and if you do this wrong, then you can
' t even be blamed for this. You know they have them, as
I say the porn movies that you see them as a couple and the comparisons
are odious, that I say why you don' t see another kind of
cinema that you like better, like, for example, science fiction good.
That' s what we call romantic comedy. He hears that by being able
to pass he can if a giant meteorite can crash into the earth and end
up with all human life. Why can' t it be that I'
m a super nice girl, but because of life, I prostitute myself there
on Montera street and suddenly I come a guy cano soto good rum a cochazo
and tells me that he' s going to pay me five zero euros for
taking me to the attic of the Palas and me and in the bathtub with
the puma te this wall baby will die of envy and take me there from
shops to the most expensive places. And it' s like she' s
got something as pretty as me and her as you do the ball to her.
This is a very handsome man, very elegant and he says no,
no, no, but to her and me and he gave me a pear
in a jesft private to take me to the opra of new yor and he
gives me a necklace in a box and I but of course this is impossible
to pass like the street montera steatonal, because it would not be worth it,
eh, but I would. He' d take this look. Don
' t tell me, no, you tell me that you guys don'
t do weird things that happen to you with the technology that I tell a
friend the other day I say I think my money is breaking, because it
just goes off. Just telling me everything serious about you buying me. The
new iPhone features a five- point zero mega- pisels front camera with one
screen is five- inch point to remove the APLAA processor four eight HSDP,
CSM blueto, two one plus CdR up to thirty- two I storage with
thirty- second video recording with noise suppression thanks to its dual microphone. And
then why don' t you distinguish fried tomato from crushed tomato. Anyway,
we' re good today. With this reflection I leave you many thanks,
because with your laughter I have not felt out of place. So millions of
tables and good night