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Eat tellantra the podcast ja or s
hello how about, how handsome you all

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are eh and I have come with
all the dress to Rupau, but well,

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you can see that mine are not
the things to iron. Yeah,

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I' ll throw you one thing
to buy, please don' t take

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pictures of me, but look Camera, I get fat, it' s

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worth the open and I leave it
empty and see that my mother is all

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day daughter. Be careful what you
eat. You know if he' s

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going to repeat you, I mean
there' s mom, you don'

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t put me to eat a parrot
or like I repeat the gold someone that

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happened to me. Oh, my
mother' s been saying things to me

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all day. Now, since I' m going on a long trip,

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she' s here all day,
daughter. Take a change? Take a

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change? I mean, Mom,
I' m bored, it doesn'

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t give me conversation. Saú ho
are things, things that mothers have,

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true as when they go to buy
yor ham, they say always do me

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the finite slices, eh, the
finite slices that I always ask myself divide

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coca mothers and not bad. You
imagine you' re out there partying and

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you say one, uh, I' m going to the bathroom, I

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' m a slice, says mine' s finite with that one, so

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it makes you feel better to catch, uh, I' m not getting

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high or anything that made me laugh
at jokes or when I call your mother

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and they say hello, daughter,
I' m mom, thank you so

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much for the final clarification, uh, uh, yeah, I heard your

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voice I said uy. This woman
sounds to me when she said daughter,

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I say wait for you what it' s going to be who I thought

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she was and with Mom she says. I' m super smart, I

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' m super smart. He also
has when you go on a trip that

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he tells you when he arrives call
me to know that he' s arrived

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well, Mom, that he'
s arrived, daughter, that' s

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fine. I mean, I didn' t die, but I ordered you

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to make a phone call uff a
few luckes. I have feared a lot

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of travel with my parents to the
manga of the minor sea. You'

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ve been good, in case someone
hasn' t been there to give you

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an idea to get your head wet, you have to crawl down the floor.

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There' s one I do,
because I was going to go when

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I was little and they put you
in an inflatable pool with two fingers of

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water and you put some cuffs that
like mom, so much skill. You

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think I' ve got to drown, but wait till lunchtime, they'

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ll give you a little bit of
fucking hot stuff, and then they'

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ll say and watch the kid eat
the sand? Eating the sand? Give

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me the steaks and I' ll
pie the tortilla and melon, the fluffy,

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the ham and you eat the little
pot to see who eats the sand

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then, you son of a bitch
or but you don' t see it

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anymore. Then there was that after
lunch so now it' s in two

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hours. You can' t bathe
unless you bathe in fifteen minutes, because

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you see that the death by digestion, because it has a legal vacuum of

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fifteen minutes. Or something you know
she' s there as a runner,

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I' d kill him, but
what a laziness. Hey, I'

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m just eating, I' m
having a fruit salt and I' m

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gonna kill her. Oh, to
death, but good that I' m

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done with nonsense. If I start
quietly all over. I' m in

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no hurry, no one to put
it in. My name is coria,

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choria castle and I' m one
of those people that I' m in

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my world. Let' s go
get you guys an idea. I don

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' t have the internet on my
cell phone that someone says my mother'

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s terrible, crazy, how you
live. So, look, I haven

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' t found any fare that goes
like that with me the other day they

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call me, says Dad calls him
to offer him the new whale rate.

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I mean, look, I'
ve seen documentaries and already wanted the whales

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to have this little guy. Eu
man, man like but happens to us,

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it happens to us that sometimes life
goes as on one side and you

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on the other, like when the
PEPE won and nobody had voted for it.

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You know, maybe I' m
always out of place. Look,

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I became Republican to the day of
kings. M but I keep asking for

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little gifts that I' m very
agreed. I got kicked out of work.

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Working woman' s Day, which
my boss came and tells me Corria,

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what a day I am, I
say Working woman' s Day.

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Boss says don' t celebrate MM, and he didn' t give me

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that. Then my node left me
on Lovers' Day. Because I don

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' t have the Internet on my
mobile phone, because of course until I

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got home, and since I put
on the neighbor' s WiFi, because

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I didn' t find out,
I already noticed him weird. Yeah,

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then I found out that she was
adopted to father' s day, that

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she says dad and tells me you
don' t think it' s okay.

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I also quit smoking Ash Wednesday,
but the more out of place I

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' ve felt it was at school
that they made jokes about my name.

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You taste good. Above all,
Eva Hina sure as you can see you

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' ve noticed that we remember the
good schoolmates. Who says schoolmates says those

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sons of bitches who made my life
impossible, because we remember them with the

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first name and two surnames. I
think it' s so that when we

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' re older and we can get
back at them, it' s not

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easier to find them on Facebook.
I just quote the day on Facebook I

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was going to make a tuenty,
but they saw me and they told me

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you didn' t in you and
I couldn' t make it difficult.

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Uh, then, thanks to the
BICI, we also have it try it

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now with Twitter this new one.
But they' re really weird. True

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that if the red hand, the
yellow skin, I say I look like

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being elastic uf what a joke was
a joke that I do have. The

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thing is, he' s got
me uneasy, because he says there'

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s people following me, and of
course he' s going down the street

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like where he' s going to
be. Imagine that smoke comes and rapes

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you, m that if it'
s good, it' s that no,

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no, no, you get out
of here you get in a dark

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alley and suddenly this guy comes here
and looks so well and tells you I

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' m going to rape you and
it' s how it' s worth

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we go to my house. He
wants to come to you this Sunday to

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eat noodle, just like my parents. Then, if any slug comes to

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you, you hit him with a
shit that blows his head off and he

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' s already, as you know, everyone doesn' t, but very

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careful, very careful with the people
on the street who insult me that is

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very elaborate things. Fat shit.
I was a black seal of the Arctic

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and I was insulted by what it
says about Arctics and I live on a

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boat and at school, but it
made me laugh. What they insult at

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school, they call me fat and
it' s like observer, uh,

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you don' t miss a son
or when I tell you about seal,

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like you' ve seen any seals
in your life, because I' m

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a kid. The only seal I
had seen was one of some drawings called

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Sheber, which was like this,
white, bad and clear me every time

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I called seal and I there that
monogración gave many thanks, I said goodbye

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thank you, Diego Sánchez married who
one day calls me dyke and I do

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not insult me. I say pro
dyke why, because I like buns,

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it' s obvious. I mean, it' s because my mom'

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s a baker. In the end
it turned out that it was because I

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had seen myself kiss Lidia Burgos San
Jose. First go to the toilets,

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but if you don' t experience
sexually at school when you' re going

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to do it in day care,
it' s that the children of now

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are more of an action. The
other day I was in the pool and

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a kid came and nailed me an
arport m I don' t say you

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make a kid. No. No, no, that girl doesn' t,

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no, she doesn' t deserve
to say what she does, kiddo

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and she says Bayonne, I mean, we' re here. I say

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I' ve seen documentaries and already
wanted the whales to have this little pussy,

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plus I' m trying to get
on a diet, but doctors don

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' t make things clear to you, because they told me to include my

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life fruit and buy me this dress
that has strawberries and cherries. Yeah,

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but no, no. I'
m in so much trouble. You know,

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he told me so well that I
eat vegetables and I the one that

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says vegetables and I the vegetable can
make more concrete. So he says to

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see the zucchini, the cucumbers,
the turnips. I mean, that'

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s what I say, but that' s America' s slimming. I

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' m eating it. You know, I don' t notice anything,

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but I' m getting to know
a lot of ducho people, too,

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the doctor said no hydrates and I
don' t screw up anymore. The

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face told me that this is,
what it' s doing to me.

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Hey, have them eat small dishes. I say clearly how I have to

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get up many times to lie down, because on walks something that you do

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not lose tells me ah and very
important to eat the cooked things. I

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say to see if you think I
eat spaghetti, just like the bag but

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come on nothing. But he didn' t tell me that I didn'

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t obsess and eat everything, because
right now that lowers your Chinese faith under

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my house and I ate everything.
In the end, the Chinese throw me

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out you tell me that I don' t make money, I say son,

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because to me it has gone out
to return and says or anyway,

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I am very innocent. I don' t know much about things. See

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if I met the escortist' s
girl, I held her hair to throw

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up and she even looked good and
I didn' t, that you'

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re not slutty man, that this
has happened to all of us. Daughter

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that I say I would have mixed
in your pass. I' ve been

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working as a waitress and I'
ve got a guy coming and he'

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s telling me I' m up
against it. I mean, tell yourself

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a few jokes and tell me you
don' t want to eat something on

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your knees. I mean, man, I prefer the donkey, but if

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he invites me or not, he
expects you to see that more is coming

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to me he tells me no,
that what I want is for you to

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do some dirty stuff and I made
him orange with lemon and he gives him

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a little taste. I' ll
eat it for you now. But if

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I say no, no, no, that what I want to flower you.

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I' m saying don' t
touch me on Mae' s day

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that someone else was there and you' re telling me that with those zetas,

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I' m a Cuban. I
say how I' m gonna make

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you a Cuban. Well worth oh
my master what a straw, Daddy than

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another. At the end of the
bar he tells me to love a Frenchman

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and I know I don' t, man, to suck it the next

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day. The next day he calls
me, he tells me you' re

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coming to the meadow. I say
I' m more of a city and

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he says no, man, it' s a museum. I say a

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museum like the one in the Ham
and he tells me no, it'

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s a place where they put nice
things so people go to see them I

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say well, thank you very much, but I prefer to be loose in

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the street and to be seen there, man, and I said thank you

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and he says good, because we' re going to have susi dinner And

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there I left him because to know
who will be the bitch of the suiesa.

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You don' t know that I' ve never had much luck with

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the boys, because they, well, they laughed a little at me and

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then they hooked up with my friends, well, my best friends, that

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she was coming to you, Auntie
Coria, you don' t care.

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I' m not saying I'
m going to mind seeing my car I

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' m going to leave you alone
with Víctor Fernández García. My friends here

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are a little slutty. I was
born a princess because bitches were left over.

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Now that deep down I feel sorry
for them, because people want them

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for their beauty, I want them
to love me for my intelligence. That

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' s why I' m getting
college good, little by little, because

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they' re a lot of students, but there I' m uh I

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saw him trying to almost poop sales
never after it' s not all bad

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with my friends come tell me I' m dating. I mean, and

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I' m to blame for shitting
the narrow stools. It' s just

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that look you sit down and it' s like you' re wearing it.

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It' s there the shirt on
the outside true, with what I

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find difficult to find clothes that I
have to go to homage to the home

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where I get those stretchers. You
don' t know I don' t

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do bikini surgery. I do surgery. More tablecloth. This is all because

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I hold a lot of fluid.
You know, I' ve got the

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gut full of swamps telling you that
many times I don' t know if

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my parents made me or I design
Franco MM It' s like I happen

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to see the same, but let' s almost watch I take advice so

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I can survive in this life.
You have to be a little bipolar,

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because people tell me things they hear
would make me want to kill them.

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But as it looks like killing is
not well seen, because I don'

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t know what the fuck, because
I shut up and smile, good or

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not. That' s why I
have a garden and a shovel is that

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you come with the typical skinny friend
Jotía. I' m super worried that

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I don' t lose half a
kilito is that I don' t get

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in the bikini. I' d
take you from the movie, drag you

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down here, bitch, but I' m already aunty. If it happens

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to me the same way, uh
buff comes to you the other fuck I

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' m lucky like everything and I
don' t get fat, because you

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could eat two fucking bitches, but
I nothing. I' m lucky for

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you today, the typical sluggy guy. I like chicks like you to have

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a place to grab, because pass
a stretch rope for the eggs. You

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know if he gets you, but
I get nothing. I always smile.

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Hey, and look what they'
ve done with me. Well, in

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high school I was insulted by even
the teachers. Yeah, look at the

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math one,' cause I'
ve always been more of a letter.

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That' s why, now the
next one and the monologue you know and

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there was the math one all day
and I ran what a fool you are

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You don' t understand anything,
Burra, Burra. They put the tests

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on me in red, Burra,
Burra. I' m already mad.

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She said she was talking to the
tutor. I mean, sir, the

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thing about Nepon de burra, because
two weeks I got kicked out for harassment

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by the act and son of a
bitch, uh, but wait, wait,

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I' ll come back, I' ll come back and tell me

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you have to buy a scientific calculator
to do equations. Tigoa and scientist.

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I bought it for myself, because
she' s always very aware of the

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environment. In the end, as
you' ll be imagining, it didn

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' t do me any good.
As I signed up for the night,

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the next year and he arrives,
I say I know they put him in

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the night box. It' s
not going or that you didn' t

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have eyes to know later, then
there was Gymnastics. There' s some

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Gymnastics here, well, no,
because if I hadn' t said uh

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it' s not Gymnastics, this
physical situation you repellent. Hey, I

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remember that day that Coria tells me, you have to make fifty dominales.

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I say throughout the quarter, what
do I know and say no. Now

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in a minute I say that if
you look at me you see me and

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the cochorete and I can' t
that this doesn' t go up,

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this doesn' t feed. Says
ay Coria has little bottom, I say

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I have little bottom. Take me
to a firm to see, but I

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can' t stand anyone for that
reason when I' m gone to live

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alone. And live alone, because
it' s very good. But in

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the end, there' s less
of a guy, because there' s

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a lot of things you can handle, but there' s one guy who

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doesn' t do it to you. No one knows what I' m

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talking about. You can' t
open the door for me. Bracelet now,

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please, look at what a vice
face he' s got What you

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thought he was talking about sex,
Right, but what am I going to

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say about sex that he' s
not. This saying that the sofa ga

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makes a stop or that the inside
of our chichingo is a boat of blandi

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and Luca is that it starts already
brings my fingers, that it is like

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son that you will take my belly
button out something throw very faith this saying

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cure once once one had a ring
here and started to dig. I got

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bit of a tongue and you see
there a little bit of blood and it

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' s like huy you' ve
come the rule won' t be virgin.

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They cut the nails, man whose
eye is to the nails. What

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I haven' t done or said
isn' t worth it and when they

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start doing this to you with your
leg. But I look like I'

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m an elastic man who the roof
of my ex' s room has three

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thousand two hundred and seventeen drops of
cotele and he never wondered how I knew.

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That detail is unimportant and we finished
making love and we want to hug

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ourselves a little bit that yes and
it comes to you with the fucking thing

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that tires my arm to see if
you think this doesn' t tire you

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know, but I don' t
do it or I say how much damage

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Lafanova has done, uh or as
I do today and it' s been

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where I like it most in a
two three. Today, a spider sees

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if you don' t tune anything, I put a cd or something and

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it was and when you get down
there that you go to the terrace and,

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like I said, the thing is
more like the little entrance look.

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I' ll explain. You,
you come in, you make a roundabout,

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and when you see something sticking out, you squeez it, and when

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she gives me it' s that
you' re doing well. Okay It

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' s important that I scream out
of control, because if she suddenly says

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ay I' m loving you'
re wonderful inside is thinking tomorrow I put

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the white washing machine in color okay. It' s important the voucher and

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something else when you want to go
through the back to the brute that before

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you have to give polish wax,
yes, which is that you think,

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that we come lubricated serial and if
you do this wrong, then you can

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' t even be blamed for this. You know they have them, as

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I say the porn movies that you
see them as a couple and the comparisons

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are odious, that I say why
you don' t see another kind of

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cinema that you like better, like, for example, science fiction good.

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That' s what we call romantic
comedy. He hears that by being able

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to pass he can if a giant
meteorite can crash into the earth and end

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up with all human life. Why
can' t it be that I'

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m a super nice girl, but
because of life, I prostitute myself there

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on Montera street and suddenly I come
a guy cano soto good rum a cochazo

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and tells me that he' s
going to pay me five zero euros for

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taking me to the attic of the
Palas and me and in the bathtub with

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the puma te this wall baby will
die of envy and take me there from

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shops to the most expensive places.
And it' s like she' s

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got something as pretty as me and
her as you do the ball to her.

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This is a very handsome man,
very elegant and he says no,

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no, no, but to her
and me and he gave me a pear

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in a jesft private to take me
to the opra of new yor and he

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gives me a necklace in a box
and I but of course this is impossible

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to pass like the street montera steatonal, because it would not be worth it,

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eh, but I would. He' d take this look. Don

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' t tell me, no,
you tell me that you guys don'

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t do weird things that happen to
you with the technology that I tell a

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friend the other day I say I
think my money is breaking, because it

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just goes off. Just telling me
everything serious about you buying me. The

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new iPhone features a five- point
zero mega- pisels front camera with one

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screen is five- inch point to
remove the APLAA processor four eight HSDP,

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CSM blueto, two one plus CdR
up to thirty- two I storage with

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thirty- second video recording with noise
suppression thanks to its dual microphone. And

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then why don' t you distinguish
fried tomato from crushed tomato. Anyway,

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we' re good today. With
this reflection I leave you many thanks,

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because with your laughter I have not
felt out of place. So millions of

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tables and good night