WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.960 --> 00:00:05.639 I have a meeting in about ten minutes or so, so we're gonna be 2 00:00:05.639 --> 00:00:09.400 a little bit shorter on the Minnesota Goodbye. So I have not pre read 3 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:14.080 these emails to know what they're going to do. So let's jump in. 4 00:00:14.119 --> 00:00:19.280 Here comes Brent from a Chicago and Brent wants a staff writer sticker, So 5 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:21.399 I'm gonna take a picture of his address. I got to catch up on 6 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:26.160 those. I'm way behind. Hey all, I keep hearing you read emails 7 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:29.839 from people complaining about too many commercials on the podcast interrupting the show. I 8 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:35.479 listen to the pod on the Apple podcast app and only experience one commercial at 9 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:41.560 the beginning and one at the end. Maybe ditch the iHeart app. I 10 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:44.640 would defend the iHeart app, but if they can't get their act together, 11 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:47.399 then I don't know what to say. It is really annoying, Like we 12 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:50.679 get a lot of text messages, a lot of people being like, hey, 13 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:54.320 I've been listening to commercials for the last twenty minutes. Yeah, what's 14 00:00:54.399 --> 00:00:56.479 going on? I mean, if you're gonna find it's kind of like if 15 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:58.840 you get better service at Target, then you do it. Cohles, You're 16 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:02.000 gonna go to Target? So I would love to defend the iHeart app, 17 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:06.319 but I would rather have you have a great experience on the Apple App than 18 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.079 try to listen to the iHeart App. So, but he does say, 19 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:11.560 I will admit I'm an avid listener to the Morning Show via the iHeart App 20 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:17.239 from Chicago. So they listened to the show on the iHeart App, which 21 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:21.040 seems to work fine, but the podcast is a different story. Thanks for 22 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:23.439 the entertainment. By the way, I'm digging the bro Show while Jenny is 23 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:29.640 out. Thank you, Brent. I appreciate that one. By the way, 24 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:32.599 go on Jenny's Instagram and look at the pictures of the really really cool 25 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:36.959 pictures of Jenny's vacation. Please don't say a name. I have a story 26 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:42.480 was reminded of yesterday when you talked about cars breaking down and approaching strangers. 27 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:46.400 My senior year of college in twenty fifteen, I had an interview for a 28 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:51.159 teaching job up north. For some reason, my directions took me through a 29 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:56.400 very bizarre back road. I was driving a Great Grand Caravan minivan when I 30 00:01:56.439 --> 00:02:00.480 heard the loudest noise and realized I'd blown a tire. Oh, no service 31 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:02.319 to make a call. Was stranded on a dirt road in my nice dress 32 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:06.959 pants, heels and the works. I started approaching some houses. Do you 33 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:09.719 see if anybody had a landline I could use. The first house had a 34 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:13.280 dog that came running out of me, and I quickly turned and ran as 35 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:16.560 fast as I could in my heels back to my car. They must have 36 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:21.120 had an invisible fence because it never left the yard. The next house over, 37 00:02:21.879 --> 00:02:23.560 luckily had a woman who was home and let me borrow her landline, 38 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:28.039 call a tow truck, and then my boyfriend. Eventually the tow truck came. 39 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:30.039 I had service and called the place I was interviewing, and I was 40 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:36.800 three hours late. They still interviewed me and I got the job. Wow, 41 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.280 thanks for all you do. That is staff writer and I won't say 42 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:42.520 her name. A friend told me a story a long time ago about how 43 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:47.840 he got the job at a record company because he got there at the office 44 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:53.360 building that was like thirty or forty stories high and the elevator wasn't working. 45 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:58.919 So this guy who was a DJ with me in Chicago or Columbus, he 46 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:04.080 ran up the stairs because the elevators weren't working because he didn't want to be 47 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:06.879 late, so he ran up thirty or forty flights of stairs, got to 48 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:10.719 the interview all out of breath and pulling his collar open and sweating, and 49 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:16.120 the manager interviewing him thought that was so funny that he gave him the job 50 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:20.759 because it was such a great story. It's so funny. Yeah, that 51 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:23.319 is a good story. Thank you for that. I'm gonna hit delete lex 52 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:30.080 one. Thank you, Dave. I feel so seen. I appreciate so 53 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.840 much that you quickly describe parenting two small children as fucking constant and the lot. 54 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:38.800 It's true. I love it so much. I'm a stay at home 55 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:43.039 mom and I had my second child on day one of the pandemic shutdown. 56 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:46.080 Even now that they are a little older, they talk so much, and 57 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:52.439 it's such a volume that I can't even hear myself. Think. Many days 58 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:58.919 it's me or one or both of them for thirteen hours straight. That's just 59 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:01.000 a lot of time to spend with someone who has very little concept of personal 60 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:04.000 time or space. You guys are great. Thank you. That is from 61 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:10.199 Michelle. We talked about this many times, about how Alison brings the girls 62 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:13.919 over because Alison and Justin need to break but they are a lot. They 63 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:17.519 are constantly in need of attention at one and three years old. I you 64 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:21.759 know, I've been thinking about this, when is the age that people usually 65 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:26.279 start thinking about having kids? Because there's a lot there's a bunch of people 66 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:28.720 that I graduated with, you know, they're starting to get kids, they're 67 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:32.480 starting to get married, and I just have zero desire for it, Like 68 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:36.480 literally zero desire for it. After seeing you know, I'm a great with 69 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:41.079 my niece and nephew. I'll babysit them, awesome, it's fine, but 70 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:45.680 man, seeing how they are with like my brother and all that is just 71 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:47.680 like, wow, I don't I don't want to know. And you know 72 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:51.120 what, I loved kids when I was like ten twelve years old. That 73 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:55.639 was great with my nieces and nephews. Never had any desire to have kids 74 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.240 till I you know, I didn't even when Cricket got pregnant. I was 75 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:04.600 nineteen. Actually when she got pregnant, I was eighteen. Beth was born 76 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:08.480 when I was nineteen, But it wasn't like I had this instinct. I'm 77 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:11.160 really glad that I've had all my kids, but I think that I don't 78 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:13.560 know that there's an age do you ever want it? You don't think you 79 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:15.879 ever want to have kids? No, I think I'll I do eventually want 80 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.480 to have kids, I think, but right now it's just like I can't 81 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:24.480 even fathom it, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's just not 82 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:27.600 something that I really want, right And I ask it totally inappropriate question. 83 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:30.000 Yeah, you being gay? What would be your game plan to have a 84 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:32.759 kid? You know, I haven't done a whole lot of research about it. 85 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.800 It would probably be adoption. I think there's like some type of thing 86 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:42.040 where you can give somebody sperm and they bure Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 87 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:44.879 is that what that is? Yeah, so it probably be something like 88 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.319 that or an adoption, you know, it's whatever, Okay, I'm just 89 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:51.040 curious. Yeah, I don't know if there's an age. I think some 90 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:55.240 people want to have kids when they're like twenty years old, and other people 91 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:58.439 want to have kids because it's getting close to the end of their baby making 92 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:00.959 years, right, But I don't know. I think some people, really 93 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.639 you want to have kids when you're young enough to be able to keep up 94 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:10.600 with them. But I had Carson when I was thirty eight, and I 95 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:15.680 never had trouble keeping up with him. We've gone on hikes and boy scouts 96 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.600 and rafting and snowboarding and skiing together. My dad was forty seven, almost 97 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:24.040 forty eight when he had me, which was I didn't realize it when I 98 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:26.560 was young, but when I got older and I realized that my dad was 99 00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:30.160 twenty years older than my friend's dad, right, dad's it was a little 100 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:33.079 bit weird, but he did a really good job of you know, we 101 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:40.160 weren't out like doing strenuous stuff, but he went camping and shooting and hiking 102 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.800 things like that. So I don't know. I don't have an Maybe you 103 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:46.759 have an answer for Drake. I'm not sure. Next one from Demonte, 104 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:50.000 a regular staff writer, meant to email in yesterday, but I forgot. 105 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:54.000 I had to share what Dave made me do at work on Wednesday. You're 106 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:58.639 all doing Hallmark movie improv games. I mistakenly took a big gulp of water. 107 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.439 Dave suddenly and unexpectedly yelled, shut up, you old bitch to Drake's 108 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:06.439 character. I am a ups driver. I was in the back of the 109 00:07:06.519 --> 00:07:11.879 truck where I keep my water, also where packages are loaded. I'm sure 110 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:15.560 you can start to paint the picture. I proceeded a spit take all over 111 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.800 a couple of shelves of packages. Oh no, they were dry by the 112 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:21.160 time I got to that section. So what the customers don't know won't hurt 113 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:25.399 him. I suppose blame Dave. He caused this, not me. Thanks 114 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:28.839 for my sticker. Attached is my pick on my sixty four Houns water bottle. 115 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.560 I also added a picture of my care bear sticker because it's funny. 116 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.920 And there it is, and he's got a freaking care bear on the side 117 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:39.000 of his bottle. Demante, we love you, thank you very much, 118 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:43.360 and he writes again. He writes another email, and he says, Dave, 119 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:48.040 your analogy on roller coasters being like sex was hilarious. Yesterday we were 120 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:51.600 talking about how you know different sex is like you know, it's like going 121 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:55.480 to Valley Fair. There are some people who want to go on the scary, 122 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:58.920 scary rides where you scream the entire time, and some people who want 123 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:01.800 to take it easy. Drake, you are disgusting for wanting to go to 124 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:07.399 the water park and want to are sick. Fuck lmao. Just JK, 125 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:09.399 Dave. You said you have a crack in your windshield has been there for 126 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:13.279 a while. Just wanted to see if you know if your insurance covers window 127 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.800 damage. I think they do. Most do. They usually use safe light, 128 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:22.319 and they will come to do the repair at your home, super convenient. 129 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:24.720 I sent an email last week that I think got lost in the shuffle. 130 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:28.399 I'm sending again so you can at least know what you made me do 131 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.600 for. And that's the one with the water bottle. I'm going to bring 132 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:33.679 back something from that you won't remember. It happened before you were born. 133 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:43.120 There used to be a company that advertised all over radio and TV that if 134 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.600 they fixed your windshield, they'd give you a free box of steaks. And 135 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:50.279 I'm going to look up the guy. I don't want to do anything that, 136 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.960 like, you know, Sally's his character, but let me look up 137 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:58.120 here, because his name was, like we're talking like actual like food steak, 138 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:01.879 Yeah exactly, Okay, So yeah, his name is George Corporal. 139 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:07.840 And so George Corporal is dead, and so I don't risk saying anything bad 140 00:09:07.879 --> 00:09:09.279 about him because you you know, it's not that I want to say anything 141 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.320 bad about George Corporal. But George Corporal had this company and I don't remember 142 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:18.240 what it was called, but George Corporal would basically he did these advertisements that 143 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:24.000 said, if you get your windshield fixed with us here it is glass service 144 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.639 company. Get your windshield fixed with us, will give you a free box 145 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:31.000 of steaks. And it was a huge, huge deal because when you got 146 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:37.320 your windshield fixed in the eighties and nineties in Minnesota, you did it with 147 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:43.120 this guy. Then people started to figure out, wait a second, my 148 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:46.000 insurance company, nobody's insurance company, should be paying for a free box of 149 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:50.559 steaks. You should be paying for the windshield. Sure, pay for my 150 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:54.440 windshield to get fixed. But for them to build in the price of a 151 00:09:54.440 --> 00:10:00.000 box of steaks just to when your business was a little bit shady. Yeah. 152 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:03.200 So I say that not because it's a great story, but because it's 153 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:07.200 a little bit of a nostalgic little thing. Yeah, because back in the 154 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:09.240 day, you got your windshield fixed by George Corporal and got a free box 155 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:11.879 of stake. What a great deal it wasn't People would be like, shit, 156 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:16.480 I want them steaks. Yeah, dude, next one you were talking 157 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:20.519 about car troubles cracking windshields. I have horrible luck with these types of things. 158 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:22.799 Want to tell my misfortunes. In twenty twenty, I made my first 159 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:28.720 big girl purchase of a brand new Jeep twelve miles on it the perfect car, 160 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:33.000 just what I was looking for twenty years old. So a brand new 161 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:35.080 car was a big deal, especially compared to the piece of junk that I 162 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:41.080 was driving before. Two days after I bought him, driving down one sixty 163 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.279 nine following a semi, but I had no choice. My exit was very 164 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:46.440 soon. The semi hit a small rock and it flew at my car and 165 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:52.080 cracked my windshield, devastating. Got it fixed not even six months later, 166 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:56.080 same chunk a highway. Getting off the same exit, a dump truck with 167 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.919 wood debris in the back was in front of me. A rock flew out 168 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:05.200 the back and crack my windshield again. In the same car, I was 169 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:07.720 in the lane next to another dump truck. Thang something I still don't know 170 00:11:07.759 --> 00:11:11.559 what flew out of the back and somehow perfectly landed to pop my tire. 171 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:16.080 I had the worst luck with this car. Four years later, I still 172 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:18.799 love her. By the way, her name is Betty White. Oh my 173 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:22.399 god, that's great. That's just so unlucky, dude. I mean, 174 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:24.240 seriously, that's something you could expect maybe every ten years, but not that 175 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:28.159 often. I would love a sticker if still available, and I'm gonna send 176 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:31.799 you on aman decay. She signs it dart lick, dart lick, thank 177 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:35.799 you very much. I'm gonna hit the lead on that one. And this 178 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:39.919 one is a sex capades one that goes on for a really long time. 179 00:11:39.279 --> 00:11:46.440 So I'm going to flag that for a Naughty Tuesday. And I think we're 180 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:50.879 gonna be a little bit short, but I go back to Tammy. Tammy 181 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:54.399 sent an email close to a month ago. She said, I figure if 182 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:56.879 you have some questions, if you need some questions, they might be fun 183 00:11:56.919 --> 00:12:00.519 to answer. We need need to fill some time, so I'm going to 184 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:01.440 give you one right now. Okay, there you go. Ready. Yep. 185 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:07.639 If you were kidnapped and we're able to call your partner and say just 186 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:13.480 one sentence, that cannot be help I'm kidnapped. What sentence would you say 187 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:18.559 that would let your partner know that something was definitely wrong? Example, somebody 188 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:22.480 that's terrified to steakes, snakes saying they are thinking of becoming a snake breeder. 189 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:30.519 So that's a tough one. If you were to call your partner or 190 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:35.600 somebody and say something that lets them know you're being kidnapped, But you can't 191 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:37.159 say help, I'm kidnapped. What would you say? I would say, 192 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:41.960 can you bring over some food for my pet spider? Because I hate spiders. 193 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:46.440 I have a rachnophobia. So and I would probably call my parents because 194 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:50.679 they know how terrified I am because I was a fucking little b word about 195 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:52.919 spiders when I was younger. That's that's legit, because they'd be like, 196 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:56.480 whoa Drake, are you okay? That's all you say and hang up and 197 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:01.600 they go, oh, my god, Drake's not okay. That genius, 198 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:07.279 I guess. I could say, I don't know, I'm here on the 199 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:13.960 moon and the view is lovely, and then Susan would be like, what 200 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:20.240 the fuck you I And then if I just said that and I hung up, 201 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.639 she would probably call nine one one, Wow, I'm speaking of bugs. 202 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:28.320 It was funny because I give Chase such a hard time. I told 203 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:33.120 this story during his wedding during the Father of the Groom speech. He hated 204 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:37.159 bugs when he was a kid. And when Chase was probably about sixteen or 205 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.799 so, he was at my house in Colorado and he was in the bathroom 206 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:43.720 taking a shower and getting ready, and I heard a blood curdling scream, 207 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:46.639 just a horrible scream, and I thought, oh my god, he slipped 208 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:52.000 in the tub. He cut himself open, he's dying. I ran to 209 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:54.399 the bathroom. I knocked on the door, Chase, are you okay? 210 00:13:54.960 --> 00:14:01.120 No, there's a bug in here. And so he also did not like 211 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:05.759 he still does not like bugs. And that's it for the Minnesota Goodbye. 212 00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:11.320 Send your emails to Ryanshow at KDWB dot com, and we'd love to get 213 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:16.000 Sean for next time. We'd love to send you a Minnesota Goodbye staff writer 214 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:20.480 sticker. 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