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Militrive now show here on the distance Thunder Radio. Now, this is Mac
maloney. What a show we have for you tonight. But first let me
introduce the members of the Policy Girls. You can feel his vibe across the
puddle. Get your big box of clinics, your big box of wives,
get your squeegey loom, you loop your fans, sit down, do something
because Frey famous wan Wan is here. Won Wow. Yeah, I can
feel their vibe as well. It's it goes two ways. Uh, okay,
all right, I can feel their vibes and st yeah, okay,
all right, thank you for having me on the show. Love being here
and you know so you know I live for this. Yes, it's going
to be a good show. It's been a good show so far. Anyway.
Well, we're pretending that we're not in the future yet, but what's
going on over there? Is it still raining? Huh No? We actually
had a couple of sunny days in a row, so I've been polishing up
my croquete skills out there in the Oh my god, back forty with I
call them, the elders with the elders that live here in the compound.
Oh really, yeah, what do you the what? They call you a
kid? Are you the kid? I'm actually there's a there's a young lady
and her husband who are a little bit younger than me. Really not.
And she's from Australia originally. Oh wow, yeah, so she doesn't sound
Australian at all? Is she wild and beautiful? Got out of there when
she was about ten? Oh? Okay's yeah, she's a good kid.
She's kind of okay you know. Yeah, they say about girls talking,
she's like me. She won't stop talking. Oh really yeah, yeah,
she's lovely. Maybe a pot Australian. How do you know? You pot
everything else by digger? You know, she's really good. Okay? Maybe
the husband listens to the show. Also with us, Also with us is
our international correspondent down there in slat Tile, West Virginia. Switch play stevel
Wood Switching, how you switch? Great? Great to beat here, Mac
and I am beyond wonderful. What to say about the hair doing? Now,
look, let me just say he's gonna, he's gonna. Did you
get a haircut? I you know it was it was bound to happen someday.
Go ahead, I got a haircut, You got a haircut. Haircut?
Okay. I want everyone to kind of focus their mind's eye on switches.
Picture right now and exactly seven days from this point, he'll have you
know, he'll like he had like in a metal band or something. Do
you know what I mean? He'll see right now it looks so perfect.
That's the problem. It's always too perfect. You know what. I'm gonna
be the naysayer. I am pissed the second switch he came in and I
saw that hair Dude, I called you Bill Bixby last week, still freaking
and this is the ship you pulled this week. Wow. You know the
theme they would play Hairdress called it the Lonely Man because this guy was just
like wandering off, knowing that anytime he got pissed off or whatever, he
was going to turn into the incredible Hulk and have to buy new clothes.
Yeah, every time, every time. Yeah, he'd rip his clothes that
his pants never came I mean, his shirt blew off, but he always
had pant. Sorry, what are you looking for? Well, I'm just
saying, if you're going to explode like that, you think it would be.
How do you know he's not like Ken? Well, I just want
to say I don't like this the candle, appreciate you doing it, and
I'm taking this personally. Okay, all right, well next time, you
know, there were actually sightings in this area of a wild man, really,
and it turned out it was me. Really, I better get So
what's the surprise. What's the fun going on? I didn't scare the children
anymore? Okay, thank you, Switch. You do sound beyond wonderful.
Also in the in the studio with us, sounds like you're starting a bump.
Very good. Allergy is happening, man, I can't help it's Alan
now the UFO mechanic King of the bees man. Hello, everyone, alergies
asthma. You know, it's like the respiratory hell around here. If that's
your story, stick to it. Everything okay with the bees you got there?
That was really busy today. I actually slid the bottom boards open on
the hives to get some air in there. It's kind of warm. It's
a big step. Yeah, it's very warm up here. Thanks for joining
us out. You're beekeeper. I didn't know that. Yeah, I may.
I'm a very hands off beekeeper. I keep a couple of hives in
the yard, and I just kind of let him go. He just he
makes the best honey in the world, the one's anyone's had it. It's
just the best honey in the world. Illegally of course. But that voice
you heard is good friend, the Trevor Tucker Colson down there in Woolburn,
mass or something. Where are you wealthym over somewhere on there? Okay?
Well, yeah, somewhere around there, somewhere within an eighty mile radius of
Woolbert. And how long have you been consulting? Uh? Switch on his
hand, though not long getting off as it turns out, Well, yeah,
and clearly he doesn't need my services, so al if it helps out,
I just mailed you a shoe box of allergy medicine. Oh cour well,
he pays attention, you know, to come by drone woll Yeah,
I'm there. I got a covered buddy, Thank thank you, and I'll
probably you know, you'll be able to do the viewing in about you know,
about ten hours afterwards. Old funeral home humor joke here, I'd rather
view see you than view you. There's nothing like funeral home humor anyway.
Also, hopefully that I introduced Club. No, I haven't. Oh my
god, what's going to happen to me? Also joining us is International Security
Chief Willie club w C. How are you well? No big deal,
but it's really great for me to be here. And I'm sorry that switches
started off negatively and I'm trying, as I've told you to hold back on.
But how to do? I'm looking at him this week and I gotta
I gotta give credit to your your heres, you know, baba, you
manufacturer side of your head. This time it must be a magician that does
that stuff to your head. But I just wanted to people can't see it,
and that's why we have to spribe these things because the unique you know.
I heard a story about William Shatner when he was on the original Star
Trek. They made him a couple of phenomenal hair pieces because he was losing
his hair, and I mean they were really well done and very expensive,
but apparently they disappeared after the show was over and he moved on elsewhere.
Really, we all suspect that William Shatner might have confiscated those hair pieces.
No surprise is that the one he wore in t J. Hooker. Did
you ever see that one the best? You're you're right, he is the
best piece if you look at him today. That men is in his nineties.
Yeah, close to one hundred had a hair pieces. Then Tony Bennett
who spent thousands. Yeah yeah, yeah closely. John Wayne To still has
technology. He looks like it looks natural, not like your eyes. Yeah,
yeah, see it's all sorry switch. I think he stole those,
yes, of course those hair pieces from the Star Trek set so he could
use them on t J. Hooker to skip a beat. I mean,
look at this t J. Hooker. He had even a forehead of hair
perm Yeah yeah, looks stupid. Can't take us off his hairline. That
was the idea cars yeah yeah yeah. Whatever that weave is, it stays
on also with us. I hate to say, you got what You might
not want to have some you talk to someone in the analyst, but clear
you have some kind of a fetish. Is it a fetish? You well,
you know those worst things to have, you know, I probably might
want to get some, you know, someone to consult with. I have
upwards of six to eight fetishes, which I will not discuss them. Sneaks
to eight cool. I listen, I want to say, speaking of ninety
three shot ninety is there really are? Yeah, he's probably lying about his
age, So listen, I want to say, speaking of fetishes, but
that wouldn't be wrong joining us some favorite good witch up there in sideways in
the ark. Raven is with Raven? How are you? Hello, my
friend? And thank you so much for having me. What's happening? What
do you drinking today? I am having my summer splash, couls some of
that stuff. Yeah, okay, yuppie piss is mango, yeah, of
course, all four of them. So while a Raven, how are things
with you? Raven? You look like a blonde e vanla Rita tonight.
How are you? Yeah? I just did something, you know, I
just kind of threw some different color on my hair tonight. Really okay,
well some of some of it hit as it turns out, good to you?
Keep that look? Going to put it in the bond, but I
wasn't sure. Sometimes spread it down, It looks better down is the voice
of reason? Yeah, the consensus of opinion here anyway. You know,
consensus of opinion is actually an incorrect term because the consensus is a consensus of
opinion. The consensus is that you know we're going to go to the Moose
tonight, all right? Consensus means the the, the the What am I
talking about next? So anyway, tonight we have. As it turns out,
Raven has a top ten and I fell asleep twice while reviewing this.
I'm so tired from laughing. As it turns out. So when don't we
think club's gonna like it? You're saying, I guess I can't even remember
what the title is, so Raven can tell us what is the title?
Tonight's top ten? Okay? Top ten reasons why the Gang is not being
invited back to the Exeter UFO Festival. That's true. I'm sorry if anyone
is, We're just breaking the news now. We have not been invited back
for while there's top there's there's ten reasons why we have been invited. Have
we been disinvited or is it more than just we aren't invited? Or is
it like we were left off the list? We were not often an invitation,
okay for for a lot of reasons about it. People go to that
thing. Anyway, I'm telling that we don't want to. We don't want
to really dump on them. But it's it's always on the hottest freaking two
days of the year. There's no ventilation in the place, there's no fans.
It's really uncomfortable. And then you're there for two days and the last
act is us up on the stage. Come on, I wanted to live.
Yeah, but we used to bring down the house. I don't know
what they're talking about. Well, you know, well the hospitals. There
wasn't much to bring down. Whoa, it's the town hall. Well we'll
never go back now, okay, So Raven, please top ten reasons why
the Gang were great? Has not been invited back to the uf The Exeter
UFO Festival. Is that right? Ray? That is exactly right? And
please start the music with the music? But ten, all right, number
ten, with just ten minutes to go, last year UFO Mechanic all Ronaldo
vomited heavily on the stage, ending our parents on a sour nose. It
was allo, you know that vendor was on the It was very colorful,
though close circuit exsit the TV though specactly in slow motion. Everything next,
please not projectile to projectile it's even better. It sounds like I really missed
something missed something. Well, we get it on videotape. We put music
on it. Number nine, please grave. The club was caught outside the
building selling quote unquote magical ghost costumes which were really plastic dry cleaning bags that
kids pulled over their head. Remember that, Remember the destroyer against the warnings
on the bag that must have foughten paid when we went. They don't give
us anything, So I said, I gotta go out on the street and
make big a little minds side hustle. Okay, all right, wow,
okay, that might have been one of the jokes. I fell asleep laughing
on number eight, please raven okay, number eight. The festival's organizers still
can't understand Max's accident. He still can't figure out his name. Yeah yeah,
get my name right to start off with. Next please After about an
hour, she's raven, all right, number seven. Actually they want Lois
to speak, but the rest of us would have to wait in the car.
That's one of the stipulations. So uh and she's she's thinking and over.
Let's put it that way next please, okay, all right. The
sixth reason why the gang is not being invited back to the exit a UFO
festival is switchy stripping down to his Star Trek briefs last year in an effort
to escape the interminable heat inside exit a town hall. It was not a
good look. I stopped listening at the warm switching in Star Trek briefs right
there. Then my mind is blank. Well the other problem was remember they
were complaining about his kid mind. Oh well, I'll move on. Please,
He boldly went before bear no gang, no being, no gang.
Okay, that was something I'm sorry, that's okay, We're used to it.
Yeah, we didn't notice club to do that all. Please right.
Number five one one spontaneous reading of Asteroid Horror did not go overload festival organizers.
What asteroid whole? Yeah? Oh wow, okay we better that.
Yeah, that you have it. Maybe that would have been better off skipped.
But okay, let's go one to three or something. Number three the
event organizers refused to pay for one one's first class round trip ticket to fly
in from London and back. But that you know, yeah, they're a
charity, but charity begins at home. It's gonna fly coach too and everything.
Yeah, well, okay, number two please raven Number two Peter Robbins
mispronounced Max's name so many times someone named Zach Baloney has taken the Gang spot.
Okay, everyone is laughing, because for at least four years. And
I know this guy you like best buddies, well not biz buddies, but
you know, I mean we've known each other for a long time, We've
and on shows together. I mean, I can't tell you, and he
never gets my name right. And the last time I gave him the script
I actually put on that you know, the huge huge sansor riff, you
know, I mean huge letters mac maloney, it's you know, Buck Mahoney,
And I want you to write a book about him, and then he
would remember you to Okay, don't tell him, you know, Jerry Mahoney,
Jerry Mahoney. I took that one as an instant anyway, So number
one, please rave, all right, So the number one reason why the
Gang is not being invited back to the exit of UFO Festival, the aliens
told them not to go wow to the aliens don't want us there. Yeah,
okay, okay, well you know that's what I fell asleep. Oof.
Anyway, Well, thank you Raven for reading that. Okay, you're
not a co conspirator. Don't worry, Okay, don't worry. Well,
we're sorry to include you in. Yes, right, she probably flipped on
the SENTI material, right, I just read him. I don't write them.
Tell that to the judge. So why do we do this? Why
don't we take a commercial break now and really regroup and we'll be right back
after this. You're listening to Macmahma's Military Cell show here on the Distant Thunder
Radio Network. The whole gang is here. Please stay tuned, and now
the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of max latest bestseller, How to
Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get caught mc maloney show. This is
Lewis, Hello lower Al Ferrari. Hi, Al, how's the book tour
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new book, how to Dump a Body and see it and not get caught
as selling like hotcakes, I mean with lots of cerraban, lots of Bacon's
practically flying up the best seller list. That's great, Al, but I'm
not surprised. People must be amazed when you tell them how you turned an
old Toyota into a new Roll's rice. Oh when I turned a lousy a
bunch of quarters into a fortune and gold of bloom, or when you had
that ikey job moving bodies. Oh, when I ate an ounce of hoteast
and so god, oh gosh, really, Al, really, Lois,
And he says, hi, by the way, So the book is selling
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Al, are you out of gas? Yes? And vodka? And you're
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bum a rye ow are you okay? I don't know. The dargest thing
just landed in front of me, a bright light, flashing strokes and wait
a minute, three little guys that climb me out of it. Maybe I
should tell him I'm a big fan of the Wizard of Oz. Al don't
do that. Okay. They're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them
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h. Welcome back everyone to mc maloney's Military's not show here in the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac maloney. Well, what a show we
have for you tonight for us. Very quickly, I will introduce the members
of the tribe, the family, No that's not right, members of the
gang, the posse. You know, girls, you can feel his vibe.
Time about vibes, the very famous one one across the puddle over them,
won't he? Hello, Mac, glad to be here Over're kind of
family here that we really familiar along. Good relationship. Yeah, okay,
I'm glad you. Okay. This is the utality of our relationship with our
female fans too. Okay, all right, okay, I knew that was
coming. I just had to wait. Thank you. One one also with
us is our international correspondent down there in Flapjack, West Virginia switch plate,
Steve Woods switching. Great to be reporting from Flapjack, West Virginia. Okay
that is a double meaning, but we're not going to get into it tonight.
Everything's okay with you. Correct, listen, everything is so far beyond
wonderful. There are no words to describe it. Really. Yeah, good
deal. Also with US is erin nowdo UFO mechanic in the house, King
of the bees. Hey, Mac everyone, okay, be's a happy right,
you know, it's warm out and it's not rain, and they'releven.
They're working and they're they're happy, they're flying, they're busy. Also with
US is International Security Chief Willie Club w C big twinking. Hey, everybody,
great to be here, to be here tonight and to hear that SWITCH
is doing well down in the home base of who is right with the corporate
headquards, thanks for journing us. They moved it down there because I am
Also with us is uh. We won't continue the facade filling in for Raven
till night. Is Susan Case super fan, and we're going to clamp for
her because when we do, she puts her hair down and some guys like
that. Susan, how are you? I'm doing great? You made my
day, my week, my month is usual. I love you all and
it's so nice to see you and we love you too. We love the
way you're a smoke show, so that doesn't hurt come down, we want
so drink prettier. I get you know, that's my mother said to me.
No listen. Well okay, well we got one young lady that let's
see she's looking good. Who's that? Lawrence? Welk Okay, we have
a friend has to leave here quickly, so thank you for joining us sisters
here today. Also with us and leaving soon is our good friend Tucker.
Now what is it, Trevor Tucker Carlson. Well, okay, if you
want to shorten it there my friend. No, no, I don't want
to. I don't want to be called that. I'm just going to remind
you of it until the day I die. Okay, oh, thank you
very much. I appreciate that. So a slip of the time last forever
is at the angle. Oh wait see now I'm definitely being a bit about
it, but I can't well, so okay, all right, if you
can't help it, then haven't been called taka since the you know, yeah,
alright, switch called club Cliff one time. That's right, that I
was. I was probably drinking heavily. Don't jump off for yeah he's drinking.
You we're losing it. Here we go. But he looks like a
cliff, doesn't he really Cliff? I think it looks like Weddy Beulger.
If if Weddy Bulger and Joe Biden had a kid, it would be a
club, you know what I mean? So you know, Mac, during
the commercial break, you asked me if I had seen a ghost. Yes.
I was racking my brain until it just hit me. Uh I actually
I saw one just a few minutes ago, because as we were recording this
episode you've all been talking to Raven. Yes, but I was seeing Susan.
So so I don't know. The drugs watch out for the bad acid
orangeezz is what it is, drugs. There was no apparitions, It's just
drugs were interchangeable. Club says, Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Club. What did you say? Interchangeable? It's probably asive
on some level, but let's pretend it's not. Anyway. Well, show
the show, guys. You good catching up with you guys. Anyways,
Matt, you can edit this out. I will talk to you tomorrow about
them. Okay, Yes, a friend he's going to Where are you going?
That's so freaking important that you can't stand the ship. I actually got
a date, you know, I actually I actually have another Zoom meeting at
seven thirty. Okay, all right, that's all right, Dylan, and
for somebody else, I can't I can't get out of this. Okay,
that's what she said. All right, thank you. I'm a contractor.
I wear that. Let's give him some weak applause, just kind of you
know, here's my own applause. Thank you. We'll do the or you
know, thank you, thank you, thank you, Trevor, thanks for
applauding for me. Raven. Okay, he's taking names. Yeah, okay,
thank you, good you already okay, yeah, okay, so well,
well bring him on hont in the air. And he's a good guy.
I want to throw it back to switch though for a second. Okay,
I've noticed since he was a baby. Okay, Yeah, he's a
good, funny guy helping us a lot behind the scenes too. As it
turns out, how we bonded, do we want to know? Oh yeah,
we bonded big time over QT. Quentin Tarantino. Man, he's that,
that's it. He's off the show. The QT. You like a
year on the show when you say stuff like that. One one he's gone.
He's he's dead to me, all right, Listen, I want to
go to Switchy and I want to ask him a couple of questions if he
doesn't mind. First of all, if if if that is an alleged hircut,
where did you get it, like, you know, a dollar cut
or something, which I asked I for the boys regular cut, Opie,
No, I got a legitimate haircut, you know, I mean a little
little short on the side, not not a little short of Well, that's
the that's the the thing is that if the haircut doesn't go quite right,
it always rows back. Okay, what's the end. There's a joke in
there, but we don't call that. So did you have any kind of
an interesting breakfast today to just save the whole freaking show? Did you do
that? Well? I don't know how interesting it was, but I went.
I went to McDonald's. I live on a strip where everything I need
is on the same strip. Live on the same road that the Scarberries and
the Mellas were chased by the moth band. There's on that same road.
Yeah. Now up that road there's my my state farm insurance. Uh,
there's a there's a there's a subway. There's Tutors, not Hooters, Tutor's
Biscuit World is right, it's right there. They're just just everything I need
and my my bank is there? Uh? Through a strip club? Is
there a marijuana place? Wow? This is this is really impressed. I
mean, I don't have to spend a lot of money on gas. About
Dollar General, you've been thrown out of there? Dollar General? Yeah,
Dollar General is there? I mean it's I could walk there and get whatever
whatever I need. Well, yeah, okay, lock cheese, he said,
whatever you know it right? Yes, okay, eat too much cheese.
You won't have to eat you won't need the other one, right exactly.
So look let's not let's not go there. But but we were where
were we going with this? Switch? Were we going with this? So?
Where was that going with this? You got to tell us what you
had for breakfast? Breakfast? Yea, yes, well there's a McDonald's.
Yes, I could actually walk to the McDonald's. Why if I live near
the McDonald's it was a block away, I'd still drive my car, you
know what I mean, even go through the drive. But that's me go
ahead place, which but I usually just drive down there. You know a
few yards and go into the drive through. And this morning I had a
a classic uh sausage egg egg mcmuffins. Oh yes, breakfast yep, okay,
all right, it works with the tasty. But I also had which
I don't usually do, the what do they call that, that strange looking
potato cake? Oh, hash browns or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
your potato pancakes. But there they're like a potato pan. But you
know, if you're hungry, it's food. So that's that's what I had
this morning. Really, and Whilch, you have coffee or a coke coffee?
Coffee? Okay, cause you had down south? Never see that ad
for Coca CoA. It's not just for breakfast anymore. I mean people drink
Coca CoA for breakfast. So a lot of people drink the diet stuff.
I think that you should not drink the diet stuff. And let me be
the one that any circumstance, it's better we're off drinking the real stuff.
You know, it's it's not good for you. Focus big in the UK
and for some reason, real cocin Yeah, Coca is big, and they're
going to be targeted by the the sugar police. Yes that way. Yep.
Yeah, I can see that you're try and cut back on the amount
of sugar that especially the kids are consuming. The I mean, I've been
a cigarette smoking in my life. I haven't smoked only thirty years, but
I've had a red Bull, a little red Bull thing, you know,
a little go around with red Bull, and also to coke and also coke,
you know, And I got to say, o the three smoking red
Bull and coke. Coke is the hottest one to give up because I think
it's something that that's more every day than anything else. You have coca your
lunch and coca and and drink and stuff like that. But when you don't
have it, I don't drink coffee, but it's probably the same thing.
You just missed, that caffeine fix, you know what I mean. You
know, you can you feel like you can't stay awake during the day and
anyway, but there's something about a coke when you need, when you have
the rest and you take that first belt of coke. Man. That is
I'm talking about Coca cola that welbum. I used to be addicted to Coca
cola ever since I visited the Coke Museum and Factory in Atlanta, Georgia for
you. Oh yeah, for some reason, he can ask my wife.
I was addicted to it, had to have it all the time. That
finally weaned myself off off of not only coca but sodas all together. It's
not good for you. Maybe they did put real cocaine in that. Supposedly
they did it. Yeah, what happened Federal Drum. They had the coca
cola recipe that featured it cures the blues. Yes, it was an ad
in the old newspaper, you know, back in the day. That's when
they put coke cocaine in it. Yes, sugar water. Typically it shows
a woman consuming it. Women were always the target because your various you know,
health reasons and you know, the day of the month and all that
stuff. You needed something to take that was tasty, yes, but you
know, perked your up a little bit. I think it was. I
think it was because they were stuck home with the kids all day. Yeah,
that has probably more to do it than anything. Wow, okay,
I think of that. They drank it. They drank it warm, that
is disgusting, like ice cream parlors, and they get their dresses and their
parasol and everything. That's part of the ad. You see the picture of
the consuming Coca Cola, and you think they were consuming uh Brigham's ice cream
Sunday, Yes, stainless steel, very local, but yes, yeah they
were great, Yes they were. Well that's funny, you know. And
do they reduce the amount of sugar and coke? Is that what they're trying
to do over there? And yeah, they want to ban uh, they
want to they want to lower the percentage of sugar drinks and they want to
ban uh uh the Red Bull and that kind of stuff. My energy drink
ship. There's a lot of countries that Red Bull is banded. Yeah they
don't, but they don't sell Red Bull in like a number of countries in
Europe. It's just not sold there, you know, like Bulgaria and all
those you know countries. Anyway, so listen, we're going to go to
a topic. Now that I'm looking around the room here, I'm wondering that
I was avoiding my gage. What did I do? It's not him.
I got to go the facility. So we're gonna talk about tonight. Let
me throw it through club. Okay, he looks like he wants to get
engaged. I mean involved club. Do you believe in ghosts? Club?
I believe in ghost Yes, I do. Yes, I I have never
seen Okay, but you know, like Trevors said, I've read a lot
of different stories and people I know in respect that there is something out there,
whether it's another universe or whatever. But I definitely believe that people are
stuck here see stuff. Yeah, and you know that's it, But I
do, Yeah, I believe in some form or other, there's some after
life stuff hanging around us. I think that maybe that you know, you
always ask for an explanation of your folks, and it's you know, little
green men from Miles or whatever. You you want an explanation for ghosts,
and it's like people who have died and haven't passed on and so on.
Okay, but the question once I went to this lesser once by you,
and Isaac Asimo, of the great sci fi writer, was the guy give
him the speech, and he said something. I forget ninety nine percent what
he said, but he said one good thing. Someone asked him, what's
your face invention, you know, besides the obvious the car and the automobile
and stuff like that, and he said the lightning rod because before the lightning
rod, you know, became a thing. People used to think that if
your house was hit by lightning, that was God's way of telling you,
you know, you kind of you know, and your whole family would be
you know, called witches and stuff, and you hope him be just you
know, like outcasts forever because people were so sure that was the finger of
God hit and he says, and all it took was a little metal,
a little thin strip of metal to do away with that met So I think
about that, and I think, well, we think there people from other
planets. We think that people from beyond, but maybe we don't know.
Maybe it's almost like a simple explanation, just like a lightning rod. Mac.
Can I add something to that please. On a personal note, I
had a twin brother, identical twin who died five days after birth. And
I, you know, and that's the ghost thing to me. I always
consider them like a guardian angel, goat whatever it is. But my twin
brother is. Things happen to me sometimes that are unbelievable, Like I thinks
bad things all my life. I've avoided, you know, being whether accidents
or whatever. And I've read a lot about identical twins, particularly when one
dies at birth, and and I really believe there's something to it. I
to this day, and I think that whether it's a they come back in
the form of a ghost or a guardian angel. But but I have a
strong belief in that, and I can testify to it most of my life.
It's almost like I'm living for him. You know. There's two of
us, you know. But anyways, so maybe that's the ghosts we think
of really people and alive then behind us. I have to say this because
I don't want to, because that's that's great, and you've talked about your
twin brother before. But I think I ran into my guardian angel tonight down
the Thirsty Moose, and al was a witness as a teller story. Now,
I was trying to walk. I was trying to move away though.
Okay, So we sit down at the Thirsty Moose and there's a guy sitting
beside me who looks like a serial killer frankly, and he's his girlfriend and
she looked like the accomplice. And I ordered a Jack and Coke, uh,
and he said to the waitress, I want to buy that drink for
that guy. I want to I want to put his drink on my tab.
That's what he said. And so I'm looking at him and he introduces
himself, and frankly, I thought he was like a Jehovah's witness, but
happened to be in a bar. I don't know. Maybe that doesn't compute
me. There's a new business model. I don't know, but that's what
I thought was coming. They reached out to people in bars. Do they
really are they sucking down, you know, shots of jack while they're doing
it? Because this guy anyway, he said to me they can drink alcohol
and they really? Yeah, Okay, maybe I'll join them. Uh.
He said to me that he is a squire of Tennessee, and he is.
He is the owner of a square yard of Tennessee. He's a squire's
he's he's a squire. He's officially a squire. And anyone he anyone he
he is ordering a Jack Daniels. He pays for the drink. I said,
can you stay with me forever? Can you follow me around? Honest
to god? When he started with that iona square you or whatever, and
I'm going to buy a drink, I slid my chair away. Okay,
thank you, because all I could think of was the proposition's coming next?
Like him and his girlfriend wanted to talk to him about, you know,
going to the car or something, and I was having no part of this
stuff. What freaking what the world do you live? Look, I've never
walked into a bar and had a big gorilla offered to buy me a drink.
And I'm like, way to put it that way. Well, I
mean he's Alley biker. Yeah, he was a holly guy. He was
up at bike week I'm up here for a motorcycle weekend, and of course,
you know me, I go. My initial thing is he's a Harley
head and you know, I'm sorry, but I don't know get me out
of the building at that point. But it was funny because he I thought
he was going to try to sell you something that or I really like,
tell you about your Jesus or something. I don't know what he was up
to. We got a free drink. I'm like, I'm slide anyway.
So yes, so Max tells me order to Jack Daniels really quick anyway.
Yeah, okay, so that happened. Now here's a Jack Daniels evangelist.
Yes, that's what. That's as pretty close as what it was, and
I had no idea. And then I'm sure that he wanted, you know,
to engage in commons, but you know who needs that, right And
you sitting there eating a big pizza with a healthy young lady, very healthy
young woman who sits on the back, sits on the back of the bike,
you know, And I was like time out with the extra strong shock
ups of it, you get out anyway. Huh. That's funny. So
anyway, so I have never I'm gonna I'll take this the question. Second.
I've never seen a ghost, but I've been in houses where an old
house that we lived in Rochester, and there was just you could hear people
coming up up the stairs and stuff. And and you have like old stairs
and houses, and you know, every time you hit a step it makes
a certain creak, a certain noise. You get used to it, you
know. And I just remember laying in bed one night, my bedrooms up
in the attic and just hearing someone coming up the stairs, you know,
I mean, every squeak was what and no one was there. That was
bad. That was that was pretty creepy. But I've never physical it goes.
But I know a lot of people who have seen them, and people
who have seen them, I kind of believe, you know, I just
I've seen him, I've talked to them, I've engaged him. I won't
go into that. Yes, but I have a friend who I've known since
we were very young kids, and he's very spiritual and he believes heavily and
all of this stuff, and I kind of I'm like, okay, fine,
I go along with it. And we were out one night and I
was trying to explain to him that he's got to chill out a bit because
he was he drank a bit and oh god, okay. So we were
at a wedding and he was Everyone's saying, al, you can't let Tony
drive home. He's way too wasted. So, like an idiot, I
go over and like, I'm that much better. But I walk over and
I go because they're afraid of him and he and he's sitting there and you're
having a grand all time, and so I walk over and go, Tony,
can you give me your keys? And he says, yeah, sure,
and he reaches in and gives me the keys and he said, let
me know where you leave it when you're done, and I said no,
stupid I'm driving you home. You're too drunk. You shouldn't be driving.
So he said, okay, fine. So we end up my wife's behind
me with a car load of drunks. I'm driving Tony's car, and we
happened to drive into an accident scene and the cops are trying to turn people
around, direct them away and all this crap, and so I'm trying to
talk to Tony about listen, you got to start calming down to drink and
you can't keep doing this. You're gonna have a problem. You're gonna kill
somebody. And he sat there when he explained to me he had a guardian
angel and nothing bad was going to happen and he's protected and the guardian angel
take care of everything. And I said, yeah, okay, cool,
that's great, But you know what in the infrom do me a fa ever
start chilling out a bit. So anyway, we end up with a problem
with the cop and the cop comes over to the car and I put the
window down and he looks and Tony's got a beer in his hand, an
open bottle, and so the cop starts and Tony tells them where we could
take the bottle, and we could take, you know, things about his
wife. He could tell him, you tell them all sorts of things.
So of course at that point we have a big problem now because the CoP's
really put out, and he asked me for my license registration, which I
give him, and Tony's telling the cop, you know, giving him the
bird and telling him go take a hike. So I, uh, every
like thirty seconds, I look over Tony and I go, well, just
shut up. You're not helping him. Just shut up. And the cop
takes my driver's license and he shows it to me and he goes, you
see this. He goes, take a real good look at this, because
you aren't going to see this for a very long time. And I'm like,
okay, now, you know I'm now I'm in trouble. And Tony's
still going telling the cop off. And another cop walks over, a higher
ranking cop and says, what's that card doing here? Get that thing out
of here. We need to clear a path for the ambulance. Get him
out of here, and the cops going, listen, I got this guy
for, you know, a bunch of stuff, and the other the bigger
cops says, get that thing out of here. I don't have time for
this. So he spins my license back through the window at me and tells
me get out of there. So I start turning the drive away, and
Tony's still going at the cop, telling him everything you can imagine. And
as we drive away, I look at him and I was so pissed off,
and I said, what the hell were you thinking? And he goes,
I told you, nothing bad would happen. My Duardian angel took care
of it. And I'm like, what do you say to that? How
do you argue that point? I just my license was gone, and the
cop obviously knew I was probably not in the greatest shape. And my idiot
friend is telling him take a hike. So as we drive back to my
house, I'm thinking, Wow, how do you argue that? How do
you what do you I'm like, okay, fine, and I honest to
God, this guy has lived his entire life with the belief that you know,
he's so I'm a spiritual and he meets people. The first day I
met him, he came up to me and he said, you and I
go through time together. You are my cosmic brother. So every time we
die, we come back and we find each other again, and he believes
this. So I have a cosmic brother who and when I always kid with
my wife and I say, you know, if something happens to me,
if I drop dead, he will be like, he will move here and
he'll live on the front porch to protect you because I'm not here anymore.
And it's like, as ridiculous as that sounds, he would do it because
he's that firm a believer. So there are people that believe this stuff that
wholeheartedly. And you know, when they present it to you and you can't
argue it, you kind of go, all right, well, how you
do all about this guy? By the way, in the book have a
dump of body and see and I can't cot under a different name, but
it's all him. Wow. So many sources of influence around us all the
time. We just either are not aware of it because we're not looking for
it, or we're just not in tune with our inner self or outer self
whatever. Maybe we're not just we're not advanced enough, you know what I
mean, and not advanced enough to recognize what it is. Well we can,
we can see it around us in a spirit form or be an mpath
and kind of feel it or something like that. But you can also see
it in animals. Yeah, animals for example, I mean all kinds of
animals. For example, we get messages here in the UK around our flat
in pigeons. M hm. You may mock people for like, what's up
with pigeons? All they do is poop all over the place. More or
less, these pigeons u K. Pigeons seem to be a little bit more
sophisticated, more polite, in better manners than you really bought into that over
there than pigeons to the train stations. You have the pigeons that live in
the train stations because they know how to ask for handouts. Yeah they sound,
they sound wonderful train station. They're not trapped in the train station.
I went to Paddington I was looking for Paddington Bear. I couldn't find them.
You found the pigeons. Yeah, wow. Interesting. Here's the thing
about pigeons. We studied it too, because you know, we're planning on
going back to the United States and you know, plus you're reevaluating while we're
here in the first place. But see these pigeons gathering in the in the
yard out of nowhere, because it's hardly any pigeon traffic here on the coast.
It's mostly seagulls. Okay, yes, well I leaned the pigeons on
the yard came out of nowhere. Huh. So there's a dead hedgehog there.
And if you look at the pigeons are symbolic of fertility and prosperity.
Really, yes, luck and transformation. You're going to get laid and get
money. I'm cool. But except for the uh yeah, we don't want
the spit it out. What was the first word there, pig food,
fertility. They yeah, we can pass on the fertility. The rest of
it's cool. You know, it's a gross bird. You know what.
Mourning doves are. Mourning doves. They're brown, they look like pigeons.
They're brown, and they have a weird kind of noise that they make.
Anyway, they're the most disgusting, filthy birds you've ever They sound good,
they like doves, doves, but they're pigeons. Yes, that's it right
right the morning? Yes, well you know what they do. They have
like threesomes right out of my deck. Okay, and I'm not kidding here,
and it's disgusting, it really is. I want to just go shoot
them all really really fun. It's mating time all the time with these well,
mourning doves are prey birds. They're eaten by a lot of things,
so they reproduce like rabbits, they reproduce a lot. Now we have my
wife puts hanging baskets of flowers on the front porch, and the damn doves,
you know, they'll come in. They'll throw one stick and lay an
egg. Yeah, and then you can't throw them out because now it's already
in that. They did it on my where I keep my hose round up
right, you know, there's trees everywhere, and this is where they're building
their nests. So they're like freaking so. But the the other thing they
do is, you know, so I say to my wife, I will
wait till the egg hatches and the baby fledges and is gone, and then
ripped the nest out and we start over. Well, two days after the
baby fledges, she lays more eggs and goes again. And this happens six
times a summer. I mean, they don't you know, it's not like
a lot of birds. They have one clutch and they're done for the right.
These guys go every as soon as as soon as they fledge one out,
they lay more eggs, So of course the males are chasing them around
always that I have a simple solution, pellet gun decon, I'll do it.
Okay, it works, I bet yes, I don't have that big
a problem with the morning rabbits are just drawing our yard works. They con
them too. Yeah, we'll tell you what. While we were talking about
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I'm just in a little get little goodness right now, get us in
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sorry sorry, switch, there's the lawyers. Okay, we get the security.
Let's start. Let's start again. Okay. Also with us is international
correspondent down there in uh Plaine, Pleasant, West, Virginia. Switch plate
Steve would switch. Great to be here. Is that the name of the
place? Plaint pleasant White, Pleasant, West Virginia. Okay, okay,
but you're close to Ohio. In case you have to quickly go to the
north right a stone's throw from Ohio. You have to throw the stone over
the Ohio river. Really sign them up, as they used to say.
Also with us is our security chief ship. Also with us is our international
security chief. Wooly Club w C. Hey Mark, Hey, everyone,
I got I've got my problems tonight too with my allergies. Really okay,
Yeah, I was going to ask mister Hooter is there if he has allergies
down there in the country. Yes, they have allergies down there. Well,
I have allergies everywhere. Talk about going in the toilet hang out.
Also with us is King of the Bees, your fur mechanic, you get
away driver, Hello, Mac? Hello? Everyone? What uh? What's
up? Keep us stuff? You know? Yeah, it's uh yeah,
I run in Spanish just at the button on the Okay, So everything is
good. The bees are good, everything's good. Everything's good. Okay,
hot out summertime. Your your honey used to really help with my all analogies
because the bees are buzzing around all the local flowers. Yeah, you're consuming
that stuff. Oh you mean yeah, Well that's why I put up your
immune system. If you if you were to buy local stuff where you are
now, you'd probably end up with the same benefit. It's got to be
it's very specific to the area you're in. So you know, I mean,
I don't honestly, I don't need honeys. He didn't need he didn't
eat honey, okay, which is just yeah, he doesn't whatever, but
he grows a lot of it, if you know what I mean. It's
a project. Also weird. Tell that to the cops. Also with us
is a very good friend down there in North Carolina, super fan, Susan
Kay. How are you doing, Susan Kay? I am very well for
asking. All right, you don't have any get any cats out of the
way right now. Place. I sanitize the my second time in a row.
I prefer to honor the cat code. There's a cat in the the
perch there behind you right busted. The fact that he has a piece up
there for the whole show. Yeah, oh yeah asleep. He's got a
rough life, no, okay, makes us feel better. So anyway,
So Susan Kay, you have a report for us? I do. Okay,
what's it on? Place? So you know I live in North Carolina.
Okay, here we go, And there are several locations that are local,
and this is one of the most famous ones. It is in Madison,
North Carolina, which is about four miles from here, and it's about
the murder of the Lawson family and it happened on December twenty fifth of nineteen
twenty nine. And the store is still open, and it's supposedly haunted,
and it's a wicked cool place to go. And I didn't know if you'd
like to hear about it. Yes, please, yes, we love haunted
places. Go ahead, all right. So the murder of the Lawson family
refers to a familla side which took place in Deermanton, North Carolina, on
December twenty fifth of nineteen twenty, in which a sharecropper, Charles Davis,
they called him Charlie, Charlie Lawson, he murdered his wife and six of
his seven children. Ool, wow, okay, on something. Charlie took
his family to town to buy new clothes and have a family portrait taken.
And this was unusual for a working class rural family of the era, right,
okay, nineteen twenty nine, Yeah, in nineteen twenty nine. So
this led to speculations that this act might have been premeditated. He also was
speculated to have impregnated his eldest daughter. Hang on and hang on, oops,
okay, well okay, all right, all right, we're in another
world now, okay. So he he murdered them so, because Lawson purchased
his own farm two years previously, they kind of considered him a well to
do farmer. Oh it was not, you know, easy to do back
in those times. Of December twenty fifth, Lawson first shot his daughter's Carrie,
she was age twelve, and Maybell, age eleven, as they were
sitting excuse me, as they were setting out to their aunt and uncle's house.
He waited for them by the tobacco barn until they were on range,
and he shot them with a twelve gage shotgun. Then to ensure they were
dead, he bludgeoned them. Will make sure. Yeah. After he put
the bodies in the tobacco barn, he returned to the house and shot Fanny,
who was aged thirty seven. That was his wife, Okay, she
was on the porch and as soon as the gun was fired, Marie,
who was inside, screamed, while the two smallest boys, James who was
four and Raymond who was two, they tried to hide. Lawson shot Marie
and then he found and killed the two boys. What's the matter with go
ahead? Lastly, he killed the baby Mary Lou, she was four months
old, who he bludgeoned to death Okay, goo ahead. After the murders,
he went to the nearby woods, and several hours later he shot himself.
Should clap them there? Okay, go ahead. Was his eldest son,
nineteen year old Arthur, whom he had sent on an errand just before
committing the crime. Wow, his favorite son. Okay, yeah, interesting,
So go ahead. No. I was just gonna say, so,
so are we going to find out why this kind of went crazy? Was
he just kind of, you know, routinely crazy. I think the situation
with the daughter might have been a trigger. The trigger? Okay, all
right, so go ahead please. The bodies of the family members were found
with their arms crossed and rocks under their heads. The gunshot, signaling Lawson's
own suicide, was heard by many people who already learned the murders on the
property and had gathered there. A police officer who happened to be with Arthur,
the son that lived, ran down to discover Lawson's body, along with
letters to his parents. They also found footprints that encircled a tree, and
it was supposed too that he had been pacing around this tree well yeah,
for several hours, prying to take prior to taking his own life. Yeah.
Months before the event, Lawson had sustained a head injury some family and
friends and he complained about he complained about terrible blinding headache. Yep, Okay.
Family and friends theorized it had altered his mental state and was related to
the massacre. The building at one O four West Murphy Street in Madison,
North Carolina was once a hardware store and motel, and it actually has been
featured in a Netflix series called twenty eight Days Haunted. I haven't watched it
yet, and I'm looking forward to it, and I was looking up the
things that most people reported, so I've personally been in there. Okay,
it's a really neat like it's an old time, you know story. You
can go in there and buy jams and jellies and things like that and any
different type of like a mercantile store. And then upstairs they have the outfits
they had on and their caskets and which I don't know how they have their
caskets because weren't they buried. It sounds like they were buried that probably took
them up. So it's supposed to be the most haunted, one of the
most haunted places in America. Some of the people that come in won't go
upstairs. Ghost haunters have been drawn to the store. The building's history includes
being used as a hotel and funeral home, where workers prepared the loss in
family on Christmas Day of nineteen twenty nine. Wow, Christmas Day, make
it perfect. Yeah, Christmas Day and there, you know, wasn't a
lot of play, so they brought the family members, some of the family
members there for them to be prepared for the burial. Wow. People have
reported seeing a little girl in the windows or sitting in a chair dangling her
feet in the old face excuse me funeral family visitation room. Some people report
feeling the presence of something or cold chills that quickly come and go. And
the location has been contacted from people around the country who want to visit there,
ghost hunters people, it's it's it's open to the public, so it's
really become a popular place, but kind of gory, and it's it's local
and it's really quite interesting. So if the guy got hit in the head,
then he probably had some kind of brain injury that you know these days
they diagnosed of a second but you know, back then it didn't happen and
they went nuts. I mean, to you explain that kind of like kind
of cruelty, you know what I mean. I mean, he took him
into town, he bought him all new outfits, and they had a family
portrait taken the day, you know, the day before. It's crazy behavior.
I spent all that money. And it's really an interesting place to go
if to go up. They have like a recording that tells you of the
story, and there's pictures and the articles. It's famous. Yeah, yeah,
right right. Well you also got to wonder why did he let the
nineteen year old live? Why did he let him go? You know what
I mean? The dynamic there, that's really what they say, go have
some many ammunition. You don't want to be home today? Off on an
Errand So that is interesting, don't you think? Yeah? Funny, I
mean not funny, but funny. Interesting. Why like you say, why
of all? Why saved the babies? We wouldn't even know what happened.
Yeah, you know, there's no thinking straight if you're gonna shoot you know,
ten and eleven year old kids. Shooting a baby probably isn't a big
step. You know, it's just that people don't know. How do you
blodging a four year old, I mean a four month old, because you're
rot your mind. You're you're insane. You know that's the only explanation,
because a person who wasn't insane wouldn't do it anyway, talk about insanity.
We were are we? Uh uncle? And I think we're time to bring
out about seven minutes. Okay, switchy, there you go, this is
you cu there. But thank you, Susan. We're going to clap for
you, because who wouldn't thank you? A really cool place to go.
You should come and visit. See. I want to just ask one question
because I'm the guy in the room, okay, I mean, I'm the
guy at the potty who says this, What if you brought someone into that
store who didn't know it history? Do you know what I mean? Sometimes,
if you go to a place like that and you have the preconceived notion,
you're gonna you know what I mean, You're going to experience it differently.
You know, if you just brought in a person, let's go to
the store and see if they felt anything, do you know what I mean?
We're just going there with with a naked mind and a naked body apparently
want to win without clothes. Listen, this is kind of a ghost store
ghost show tonight. I see the cat. Now what's the cat doing?
He's licking himself? Look at him out there and the tower. An,
that's man. Am I going to go to sleep tonight? Yeah? Are
you talking to me? I was like, I don't never get it.
So whatever, Thank you Susan that report. We appreciate the switches. Time
to put up the you know what? Okay, I'm going to find that
here we are you going to go to breakfast tomorrow? World? You know
you don't want I don't really know. All right, that's a nice picture.
Were look at the hair. The hair is complete, the pot it's
perfection. Look at you? Look at it is right. Yeah that was
done in a stud. Yeah that was a photoshop for sure. I'm looking
Okay, Well, everyone's adoring your picture there, switchy, so take your
time anyway. While he's doing that, I should say to get it over
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Or were you at that point? You're forty? Okay, we'll go
yeah, all right, Well let's thank Cindy Bailey Dove who joined us earlier
on the show. Maybe or maybe not very interesting saying about drones. She's
talked to me for ten years. She says, these things are flying over
my house. They look like little helicopters and then boom, you know they
were drones. That's it turns out listening picking at her windows for crying.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's I tried to I try to get that into
the show, but she wasn't taking a bait. I almost asked her daughter,
who was the you know, the alleged peaky to come on the show,
but that would have been appropriate. Also, thank you, oh,
thank you very much. Yle. We'll go an alphabetical thanks for having me,
you know, Okay, everything would be good for a week with the
bees, right, I hope? So, man, just as long as
it stays hot. Well it's like it's gonna be about a week and a
half of this. Thanks for joining us, appreciate it. Okay, I'm
just trying not to get to Susan now, but we got to go,
Susan. It's I'm sorry, we have to say go about to you now.
Okay, thanks, Okay, it's Snapper. I don't like to say
good bye. You said see you later. I see you later, see
you later, and I want to I want to just say you were primo
in your room. Yeah, you're talking like Raven tonight, the Raven.
Your promo tonight with your Raven impression. Perfect, very well done, very
well. If I closed my eyes, it was Raven, it was it
was yeah about that. I opened my eyes. It's a blonde Raven.
Wow. Yeah, there you go. He's hot anyway to be a radio
show. Thank you, Susan. We Raven. You know we got We've
got some really hot talent here on the show that ten years into it.
Now you're noticing that, my friend. Thank you, Thank you Susan very
much. And we'll see you later. Okay, and we'll see you soon.
All right, now it's time for switchy I think switch Thank you for
joining us. Hey, listen, it was my pleasure. Do we interrupt
a nap or anything like that? I take a look, I cannap what's
the special phrase? What is it? Cat co? Cat code? Okay,
cana was good though. Cat code, well, thank you, Switchy
said, they go, how about that first cat code? Cat code?
Yes, the cat code is no cats on the show. Okay, it's
easy. Switch. Thank you very much, you and your new haircut for
joining us. We appreciate it. Every time I at him, I just
think of that bit. It was one of the funniest bits everyone. Dick
Van Dike ever, Okay, Dick Van Dike's wife goes in. She has
to apologize to his boss. What's the boss's name this which he uh uh
clip? What's that? On the Dick Vandyke Show, remember that episode where
oh oh, Alan Brady, Alan Brady, and so she has to win.
He's the big buss. She goes in and she's this merry time of
the war when she's like all of like twenty, and she's talking to him,
and he has these five heads on his desk and they all have a
two pay for each day. It was a great episode, so funny.
Alan Brady feel he actually wore a she blots she blurts out during an interview
that he was a wig. And he's furious and he's talking to these guys
to go what about this like they're a committee or something. People need to
look that up. Yeah, it's very funny, is yeah. Episodes and
television history really good, very good funny. They were authentically funny people who
put that show together. Thank you, Switch, You're authentically funny. Switch.
Okay, how about that? Okay? I you know I have I
have great script writers. Really yes, okay, can I just Susan is
still with us? I just have a question for Susan. Okay, Susan's
still with us. I'm here absolutely Is there is there an after glow from
your visit for Switch? We got three minutes. Can't wait to go back
again if he'll have me, Susan. That's a phrase her visiting. Okay,
all right, you creepy guys, don't read anything into that. Why
not, Hooters, You don't have to explain Susan. It's okay, what's
going on. We don't judge anyway. Thank you. A pleasure to have
you back, Susan. And that'll mean I have to clean my house again.
That's okay. Win when all right, I actually have another cat I'm
trying to get us rid of add to his family. Oh oh, he
already has ten of them. How many you have? Three? I have
about thirteen, I think? Yeah, well actually only three okay, all
right when the cleaning people come, just for sure, good number. That's
about enough. We have three? Yeah, it's about three too many,
frankly, really, I love cat. What's four? What's another? Well?
You have fifteen though, don't you, Susan? How many cats you?
Most of them are outside? Okay, good, that's a good place.
So so thank you. Cat loves everywhere. I appreciate it. Club,
thank you, thank you club. Well, it was good to be
here tonight, this cat stuff. But yeah, it was a good show
other than that big twinkie, big twinky. So what do you got?
Do you get anything that you can reach? Nothing? Nothing special? No
company tonight. Yeah, but you know, and I don't know. The
only thing I have right now the son of a bitch. Okay, all
right, I really tortured. What's your favorite donut? My favorite one?
Yeah? I like the boss in cream, don't Yeah, bossing cream doing
it? Yep. Those two are very good, mind too, yep.
And Mac, I want you to know that I even enjoyed having Club being
here tonight. Hm hm, well, you must be drinking. What are
you drinking? Switch I figured that. Yeah, no, I'm gonna like,
I'm gonna being nice to you French flu. People are picking on you
now more than they should. And I should say this. When I met
club in person, go ahead, way back at the Exeter UFO pests invited
back to I told I told the gentleman, don't tell anybody, but it
was an absolute pleasure to meet you in person. And then I've never heard
that on checks in the middle. I have a video. I have a
video of you guys meeting, by the way, I could use it.
I can use it, so anyway, Okay, thank you Switchy for joining
us, and I think I thanked everybody right one one of course. Thank
you Janieme for staying up later watching the Celtics doing the show, watching Karen
Reid. It's the Triad. Yeah, okay, thanks, that's interesting.
We'll let you very soon. It's good Netflix series. Oh yeah, I'm
telling you. They're already working down there every day. This is Karen read
murder trial. If you don't we're talking about, just google it. It's
an unbelievable murder trial going on in Boston right now. Also, I want
to say to everybody if I haven't apologized before that just recently, Apple and
a couple other around play to Spotify apparently have been just putting ads into our
show just randomly. They put one, usually at the beginning, and then
they don't do any kind of editing. They just kind of jam the ad
in and the program picks up after the ad is over. There's nothing we
can do about it. This is Apple, okay, And that's just the
way it is with them. So our advice would be, first of all,
people have written in and they say, and I tried this the other
day, okay, is that if you when you hear the show start,
if you just say Alexa, for instance, go ahead two minutes, it'll
automatically go to where the show begins. Okay. That's it worked for me.
That's okay. But an easier way to do it is just go to
podbean dot com as the place that you go to listen to the podcast podbean
dot com because there's no commercials there. It's an archive of all the shows.
So we're sorry for that. Whether whatever we get it worked out,
I have no idea they they some reason they put University of Arizona at UDS
and our show, and that's just like kind of like a mail in college.
Right. They don't have a football team, do they club? I'm
looking at you. Yeah, you sure it is in Phoenix Universe. Maybe
that's it. Yeah, yeah, the University of Arizona is actually pretty good.
Yeah, University of University of feet on Phoenix, I believe. Anyway,
So we're sorry, but if you go to podbean dot com you probably
won't have that problem. Also, homest Our Troops is our charity of the
show. They're an organization that raises funds to build houses for our veterans wounded
in combat after nine to eleven that's the Iraqi War and also the Afrighan War.
They build these houses in a way that is more adaptable to their knees,
low account of space, not a lot of stairs and so on.
And then when they build them in they're very nice houses. They rip up
the mortgage, they give them the key, they don't it's the house of
life. No more mortgage payments and they can go out and rejuring society in
a way that they don't have that headache every month. Okay, Home Truce
ninety cents on your charity dollar goes to our veterans. Okay, so please
google them see what they're about. Also, we end to have a show
by saying John McCain was not a loser. He was not a loser.
He was a war veteran. He was a war hero. And it's a
disabled veteran. You don't make fun of people like that. You respect them.
So this is mac the entire gang. He's saying, until you hear
us next time, be safe, be happy, and bye bye. Somebody
tell me mother, if I dying, somebody terrible mom umco that I die
that so he me on my soul that he makes me mom, somebody terrible
mom umca if I die somebody terrible mammac, that I s tea moksh oh
oh my soul. Okay, thee so need it. Someone to tell my
mom it's about time. Welcome the are t mo to. So is this
please? Where time has died the given son, and never a time in
time to move in things gone by? If I can catch my mother filling
by, its on no wave all the road to treat it now, honey,
its trees of God. The story is not the has one South sixteen
or catch your time, you the feeling, watched your f then was on
no o no road. Now my house and house treating on this dark place.
So it's back and went to lie. Just come in black m it's
dark place. It's the inside the storm retreat some time at the time.
It's got no where, oh, no road to treat. And now my
strong house trees, now no strop lamp sho say a sun be a stream
now str me right. He's ringing on my face. It hasn't stopped raising
for days. My what is a fucking slowly? I been home one with
the pus farty five can still after party days in my mind a dry fire
and crashing way and d up shind side and I fall and your fun and
me up when on the fall and let me up? Getting on John g
B be up? Can you be here? And yeah up? He fee
from the drugs you get down four him my so stashing in the ocean,
I'm losing control, dark sky all around and I can't heal my feet touching
the ground, fified hands swim after party and days in my mind and us
by the crashing way, let me out fall and the days in my mind
sway s ye so sen win the ball and the weekend and done and yeah,
and yet day I heard the love story. Look at I'm the only
one to blame for this. Somehow it all adds up the scene soaring on
the wings of pride. I flew too high and like a recycleic like life,
like life, life, lie. I can't be held responsible for blown
behavior. I lost all contact with my former savior. No one locked me
out because I failed to fall up. I can't better live forever like Lorna,
My God, it's easy to be sad when you lack a partner.
How would I react to a broken hard Now? It ain't really true rock
and roll unless sound hanging on to you when I hold him? Next time,
I told oh, the girls, don't let go the goals. Don't
let go the gos. I I haven't gone side, don't let friends all
pass. Let's just start laughing. But you contains things start with it,
so that my life caring down unway. So they give up the money and
then some day let go stop the way. I'm the only one to blame
for this. Somehow it all adds up the sea soaring on the wings of
pride. I flew too high, and like it the recycle, like with
the world. I try so hard to leave, be high, to rid
myself of all but love, to give and die, turn away and not
become another nail to appears to skin the one who loves me more deeply than
the oceans, more abundanities of a world embracing every holiday, and I feed
the want to side grip fight. A grip speaker wants the waterflow, take
my world, the farm. I on myne take my world. The fun
broke in on my knee. All said and done, I stand alone amongst
remains of a life I should not over takes all I am just to believe.
Isn't a mercy that covers me? Did you really have to die for
me? All I have for all? You are what I need and what
I believe? All worlds of Bob chake my world about I on my need,
change my well. A bom broke in on my need, change my
world the Bob I am my mind. Me take my world in the darkest
darkness, in the blackness black on a road to nowhere, there's no turning
back, lovely child, and touch me, stop me in my tracks across
my heart, because it's true I'm nothing with that you across my heart.
Because it's true. I'm nothing with that, with the when the stars are
raging and the seas are high, when the cat's fire across the smoky sky
and the castle's crumbled and the angels cry across my heart cross Its true.
I'm nothing with that you cross my heart. That's true. I'm nothing with
that with the gi I don't need no res I don't need no vision.
I'm just gonna stand here me my own decision. I'm gonna listen to the
rhythm of my heart. Sometimes I'm nothing at all. You're always there when
I came. You always catch me whenever I came across my heart. Because
it's true. I'm nothing with that on you cross my heart. This is
true. I'm nothing with that without you. Sometimes I'm nothing at all.
You're always there when I came. You always catch me whenever I am cross
my heart, because it's true. I'm nothing with that across my heart.
Because it's true. I'm nothing with that you across my heart. It is
true. I'm nothing with that across my heart. Because it's true. I'm
nothing with that without your h m hm. Let feel up. Can you
hear mad, me up, me up? Can you hear mad? Let
me up? Getting me up? Can you hear mad? Help me up?
It me up? Can you hear mad? It's been so long since
I've seen her face. I pray she's too in fine. I still rick
come our sad last day. I had hurt so bad to see her cry.
I didn't want to say good bye, said no my b mose remains.
Send him by. The roses never came, Sending him my live,
same old world, same old us, lost in the sky. She needed
so much more than I could. We knew that love cannot be too A
broken hearts can all wed. Man. I was hurt so bad to see
her crime. I didn't want to say good bye. Send him my love,
ambles remained, Send him my roses, damber game, send him my
love. M hm. Hey Mac Maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete and
I'm sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney. Hi Mac pet Now,
Mac, you've got a new book out called How to Dump a Body
at Sea and Not Get Caught that you wrote with our pal, famous crime
novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole thing come about? Well, Mac,
and I have this mutual friend that we would go out having fas with
every once in a while, and he had the same twenty stories that he
would tell us, kind of a over and over again, and at some
point I said, you know, we should write these down, and we
did and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd
you come up with it? Well, kind of the same thing. We're
in talking to this friend of ours one night and he just said, you
know how to get rid of a body sea? And I can taught,
And of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And the
secret is in the book. But I can say that it involves a lot
of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me an
advanced copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one of
the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos if the
Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks Pet. But it also gives you instructions
on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well,
yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a druveniut Delinklent
growing up in Boston, in the late nineteen eighties, so you get a
lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a car,
the best way to burn a car, how to make fake ideas, things
like that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an
old, broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps
and it actually works. Yeah. I know it sounds crazy. I didn't
believe until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works. Now,
one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book, but
also a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is it really
all true. It's really all true, but on the advice of a publisher,
they've asked us not the same thing beyond that for legal reason. But
yes, it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump
a body at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac
and crime writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon.