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You're listening to the Paranormal UK Radio
Network, the best in paranormal talk radio

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in the UK and around the world. All right, mag madam, will

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you one of their own right gavigating
I'm a more turn right thirty agree?

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Then an alp AS thirty eight test
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thirty one. Roger Travis White Oman
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Roger Area is thirty one continue to
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have broken head on all the right
and really moving right right now. There

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are one thousand UFO sightings reported around
the world every month. Ninety percent of

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these sightings can be explained, but
ten percent cannot. Officially and unofficially,

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the US military has been investigating the
UFOs since nineteen forty seven. They're secret

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goal is to mine out what's behind
these unexplained sightings. The Pentagon classifies them

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as unusual airborne anomalies, but a
better term is X files. I mean

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join us now as MAC one one
and Commander Cobra explore these unsolved cases UFO

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incidents that baffle even the US military. This is Mac Maloney's Military X Files

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and now here's Mac maloney. But
even if you want to welcome m Maloney's

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Militrive now show here on the distance
Thunder Radio. Now, this is Mac

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maloney. What a show we have
for you tonight. But first let me

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introduce the members of the Policy Girls. You can feel his vibe across the

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puddle. Get your big box of
clinics, your big box of wives,

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get your squeegey loom, you loop
your fans, sit down, do something

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because Frey famous wan Wan is here. Won Wow. Yeah, I can

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feel their vibe as well. It's
it goes two ways. Uh, okay,

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all right, I can feel their
vibes and st yeah, okay,

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all right, thank you for having
me on the show. Love being here

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and you know so you know I
live for this. Yes, it's going

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to be a good show. It's
been a good show so far. Anyway.

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Well, we're pretending that we're not
in the future yet, but what's

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going on over there? Is it
still raining? Huh No? We actually

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had a couple of sunny days in
a row, so I've been polishing up

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my croquete skills out there in the
Oh my god, back forty with I

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call them, the elders with the
elders that live here in the compound.

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Oh really, yeah, what do
you the what? They call you a

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kid? Are you the kid?
I'm actually there's a there's a young lady

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and her husband who are a little
bit younger than me. Really not.

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And she's from Australia originally. Oh
wow, yeah, so she doesn't sound

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Australian at all? Is she wild
and beautiful? Got out of there when

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she was about ten? Oh?
Okay's yeah, she's a good kid.

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She's kind of okay you know.
Yeah, they say about girls talking,

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she's like me. She won't stop
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she's lovely. Maybe a pot Australian. How do you know? You pot

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everything else by digger? You know, she's really good. Okay? Maybe

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the husband listens to the show.
Also with us, Also with us is

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our international correspondent down there in slat
Tile, West Virginia. Switch play stevel

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Wood Switching, how you switch?
Great? Great to beat here, Mac

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and I am beyond wonderful. What
to say about the hair doing? Now,

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look, let me just say he's
gonna, he's gonna. Did you

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get a haircut? I you know
it was it was bound to happen someday.

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Go ahead, I got a haircut, You got a haircut. Haircut?

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Okay. I want everyone to kind
of focus their mind's eye on switches.

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Picture right now and exactly seven days
from this point, he'll have you

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know, he'll like he had like
in a metal band or something. Do

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you know what I mean? He'll
see right now it looks so perfect.

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That's the problem. It's always too
perfect. You know what. I'm gonna

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be the naysayer. I am pissed
the second switch he came in and I

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saw that hair Dude, I called
you Bill Bixby last week, still freaking

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and this is the ship you pulled
this week. Wow. You know the

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theme they would play Hairdress called it
the Lonely Man because this guy was just

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like wandering off, knowing that anytime
he got pissed off or whatever, he

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was going to turn into the incredible
Hulk and have to buy new clothes.

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Yeah, every time, every time. Yeah, he'd rip his clothes that

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his pants never came I mean,
his shirt blew off, but he always

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had pant. Sorry, what are
you looking for? Well, I'm just

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saying, if you're going to explode
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How do you know he's not like
Ken? Well, I just want

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to say I don't like this the
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I'm taking this personally. Okay,
all right, well next time, you

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know, there were actually sightings in
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and it turned out it was me. Really, I better get So

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what's the surprise. What's the fun
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anymore? Okay, thank you,
Switch. You do sound beyond wonderful.

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Also in the in the studio with
us, sounds like you're starting a bump.

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Very good. Allergy is happening,
man, I can't help it's Alan

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now the UFO mechanic King of the
bees man. Hello, everyone, alergies

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asthma. You know, it's like
the respiratory hell around here. If that's

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your story, stick to it.
Everything okay with the bees you got there?

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That was really busy today. I
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the hives to get some air in
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a big step. Yeah, it's
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us out. You're beekeeper. I
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I'm a very hands off beekeeper.
I keep a couple of hives in

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the yard, and I just kind
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makes the best honey in the world, the one's anyone's had it. It's

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just the best honey in the world. Illegally of course. But that voice

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you heard is good friend, the
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mass or something. Where are you
wealthym over somewhere on there? Okay?

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Woolbert. And how long have you
been consulting? Uh? Switch on his

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hand, though not long getting off
as it turns out, Well, yeah,

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and clearly he doesn't need my services, so al if it helps out,

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I just mailed you a shoe box
of allergy medicine. Oh cour well,

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he pays attention, you know,
to come by drone woll Yeah,

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I'm there. I got a covered
buddy, Thank thank you, and I'll

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probably you know, you'll be able
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about ten hours afterwards. Old funeral
home humor joke here, I'd rather

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view see you than view you.
There's nothing like funeral home humor anyway.

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Also, hopefully that I introduced Club. No, I haven't. Oh my

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god, what's going to happen to
me? Also joining us is International Security

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Chief Willie club w C. How
are you well? No big deal,

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but it's really great for me to
be here. And I'm sorry that switches

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started off negatively and I'm trying,
as I've told you to hold back on.

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But how to do? I'm looking
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I gotta give credit to your your
heres, you know, baba, you

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manufacturer side of your head. This
time it must be a magician that does

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that stuff to your head. But
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and that's why we have to spribe
these things because the unique you know.

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I heard a story about William Shatner
when he was on the original Star

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Trek. They made him a couple
of phenomenal hair pieces because he was losing

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his hair, and I mean they
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but apparently they disappeared after the show
was over and he moved on elsewhere.

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Really, we all suspect that William
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No surprise is that the one he
wore in t J. Hooker. Did

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you ever see that one the best? You're you're right, he is the

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best piece if you look at him
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Yeah, close to one hundred had
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who spent thousands. Yeah yeah,
yeah closely. John Wayne To still has

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technology. He looks like it looks
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yeah, see it's all sorry switch. I think he stole those,

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yes, of course those hair pieces
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use them on t J. Hooker
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look at this t J. Hooker. He had even a forehead of hair

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perm Yeah yeah, looks stupid.
Can't take us off his hairline. That

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was the idea cars yeah yeah yeah. Whatever that weave is, it stays

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on also with us. I hate
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not want to have some you talk
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you have some kind of a fetish. Is it a fetish? You well,

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you know those worst things to have, you know, I probably might

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want to get some, you know, someone to consult with. I have

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upwards of six to eight fetishes,
which I will not discuss them. Sneaks

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to eight cool. I listen,
I want to say, speaking of ninety

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three shot ninety is there really are? Yeah, he's probably lying about his

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age, So listen, I want
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that wouldn't be wrong joining us some
favorite good witch up there in sideways in

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the ark. Raven is with Raven? How are you? Hello, my

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friend? And thank you so much
for having me. What's happening? What

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do you drinking today? I am
having my summer splash, couls some of

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that stuff. Yeah, okay,
yuppie piss is mango, yeah, of

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course, all four of them.
So while a Raven, how are things

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with you? Raven? You look
like a blonde e vanla Rita tonight.

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How are you? Yeah? I
just did something, you know, I

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just kind of threw some different color
on my hair tonight. Really okay,

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well some of some of it hit
as it turns out, good to you?

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Keep that look? Going to put
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wasn't sure. Sometimes spread it down, It looks better down is the voice

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of reason? Yeah, the consensus
of opinion here anyway. You know,

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consensus of opinion is actually an incorrect
term because the consensus is a consensus of

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opinion. The consensus is that you
know we're going to go to the Moose

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tonight, all right? Consensus means
the the, the the What am I

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talking about next? So anyway,
tonight we have. As it turns out,

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Raven has a top ten and I
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I'm so tired from laughing. As
it turns out. So when don't we

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think club's gonna like it? You're
saying, I guess I can't even remember

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what the title is, so Raven
can tell us what is the title?

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Tonight's top ten? Okay? Top
ten reasons why the Gang is not being

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invited back to the Exeter UFO Festival. That's true. I'm sorry if anyone

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is, We're just breaking the news
now. We have not been invited back

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for while there's top there's there's ten
reasons why we have been invited. Have

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we been disinvited or is it more
than just we aren't invited? Or is

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it like we were left off the
list? We were not often an invitation,

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okay for for a lot of reasons
about it. People go to that

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thing. Anyway, I'm telling that
we don't want to. We don't want

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to really dump on them. But
it's it's always on the hottest freaking two

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days of the year. There's no
ventilation in the place, there's no fans.

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It's really uncomfortable. And then you're
there for two days and the last

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act is us up on the stage. Come on, I wanted to live.

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Yeah, but we used to bring
down the house. I don't know

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what they're talking about. Well,
you know, well the hospitals. There

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wasn't much to bring down. Whoa, it's the town hall. Well we'll

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never go back now, okay,
So Raven, please top ten reasons why

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the Gang were great? Has not
been invited back to the uf The Exeter

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UFO Festival. Is that right?
Ray? That is exactly right? And

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please start the music with the music? But ten, all right, number

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ten, with just ten minutes to
go, last year UFO Mechanic all Ronaldo

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vomited heavily on the stage, ending
our parents on a sour nose. It

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was allo, you know that vendor
was on the It was very colorful,

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though close circuit exsit the TV though
specactly in slow motion. Everything next,

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please not projectile to projectile it's even
better. It sounds like I really missed

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something missed something. Well, we
get it on videotape. We put music

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on it. Number nine, please
grave. The club was caught outside the

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building selling quote unquote magical ghost costumes
which were really plastic dry cleaning bags that

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kids pulled over their head. Remember
that, Remember the destroyer against the warnings

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on the bag that must have foughten
paid when we went. They don't give

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us anything, So I said,
I gotta go out on the street and

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make big a little minds side hustle. Okay, all right, wow,

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okay, that might have been one
of the jokes. I fell asleep laughing

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on number eight, please raven okay, number eight. The festival's organizers still

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can't understand Max's accident. He still
can't figure out his name. Yeah yeah,

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get my name right to start off
with. Next please After about an

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hour, she's raven, all right, number seven. Actually they want Lois

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to speak, but the rest of
us would have to wait in the car.

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That's one of the stipulations. So
uh and she's she's thinking and over.

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Let's put it that way next please, okay, all right. The

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sixth reason why the gang is not
being invited back to the exit a UFO

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festival is switchy stripping down to his
Star Trek briefs last year in an effort

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to escape the interminable heat inside exit
a town hall. It was not a

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good look. I stopped listening at
the warm switching in Star Trek briefs right

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there. Then my mind is blank. Well the other problem was remember they

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were complaining about his kid mind.
Oh well, I'll move on. Please,

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He boldly went before bear no gang, no being, no gang.

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Okay, that was something I'm sorry, that's okay, We're used to it.

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Yeah, we didn't notice club to
do that all. Please right.

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Number five one one spontaneous reading of
Asteroid Horror did not go overload festival organizers.

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What asteroid whole? Yeah? Oh
wow, okay we better that.

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Yeah, that you have it.
Maybe that would have been better off skipped.

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But okay, let's go one to
three or something. Number three the

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event organizers refused to pay for one
one's first class round trip ticket to fly

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in from London and back. But
that you know, yeah, they're a

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charity, but charity begins at home. It's gonna fly coach too and everything.

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Yeah, well, okay, number
two please raven Number two Peter Robbins

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mispronounced Max's name so many times someone
named Zach Baloney has taken the Gang spot.

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Okay, everyone is laughing, because
for at least four years. And

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I know this guy you like best
buddies, well not biz buddies, but

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you know, I mean we've known
each other for a long time, We've

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and on shows together. I mean, I can't tell you, and he

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never gets my name right. And
the last time I gave him the script

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I actually put on that you know, the huge huge sansor riff, you

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know, I mean huge letters mac
maloney, it's you know, Buck Mahoney,

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And I want you to write a
book about him, and then he

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would remember you to Okay, don't
tell him, you know, Jerry Mahoney,

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Jerry Mahoney. I took that one
as an instant anyway, So number

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one, please rave, all right, So the number one reason why the

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Gang is not being invited back to
the exit of UFO Festival, the aliens

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told them not to go wow to
the aliens don't want us there. Yeah,

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okay, okay, well you know
that's what I fell asleep. Oof.

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Anyway, Well, thank you Raven
for reading that. Okay, you're

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not a co conspirator. Don't worry, Okay, don't worry. Well,

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we're sorry to include you in.
Yes, right, she probably flipped on

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the SENTI material, right, I
just read him. I don't write them.

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Tell that to the judge. So
why do we do this? Why

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don't we take a commercial break now
and really regroup and we'll be right back

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after this. You're listening to Macmahma's
Military Cell show here on the Distant Thunder

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Radio Network. The whole gang is
here. Please stay tuned, and now

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the further adventures of Al Ferrari,
star of max latest bestseller, How to

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Dump a Body at Sea and Not
Get caught mc maloney show. This is

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Lewis, Hello lower Al Ferrari.
Hi, Al, how's the book tour

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going? Couldn't be better? Sweet? But now, when I say Max's

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new book, how to Dump a
Body and see it and not get caught

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as selling like hotcakes, I mean
with lots of cerraban, lots of Bacon's

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practically flying up the best seller list. That's great, Al, but I'm

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not surprised. People must be amazed
when you tell them how you turned an

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old Toyota into a new Roll's rice. Oh when I turned a lousy a

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bunch of quarters into a fortune and
gold of bloom, or when you had

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that ikey job moving bodies. Oh, when I ate an ounce of hoteast

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and so god, oh gosh,
really, Al, really, Lois,

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And he says, hi, by
the way, So the book is selling

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great and people love hearing about your
adventures. It's all good, right,

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you said it, sweetie. But
wait a mine? Oh my gosh,

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Al, are you out of gas? Yes? And vodka? And you're

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stranded? Yes? Oh wait,
there comes someone. Now maybe I can

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bum a rye ow are you okay? I don't know. The dargest thing

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just landed in front of me,
a bright light, flashing strokes and wait

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a minute, three little guys that
climb me out of it. Maybe I

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should tell him I'm a big fan
of the Wizard of Oz. Al don't

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do that. Okay. They're looking
in the windows. Luckily I have them

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all rolled up. Ow you're driving
a convertible. Well. They seem to

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be very interested in Max's little book. I got boxes of them in here.

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Hey, I can have mac otto
ow ow ow Oh that's right.

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Friends, Max's new book How to
Dump a Body at Sea and not get

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caught. The al Ferrari story is
out of this world. So get yours

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on Amazon today and don't forget to
leave a review. H h h h

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h. Welcome back everyone to mc
maloney's Military's not show here in the Distant

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Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac
maloney. Well, what a show we

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have for you tonight for us.
Very quickly, I will introduce the members

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of the tribe, the family,
No that's not right, members of the

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gang, the posse. You know, girls, you can feel his vibe.

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Time about vibes, the very famous
one one across the puddle over them,

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won't he? Hello, Mac,
glad to be here Over're kind of

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family here that we really familiar along. Good relationship. Yeah, okay,

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I'm glad you. Okay. This
is the utality of our relationship with our

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female fans too. Okay, all
right, okay, I knew that was

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coming. I just had to wait. Thank you. One one also with

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us is our international correspondent down there
in Flapjack, West Virginia switch plate,

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Steve Woods switching. Great to be
reporting from Flapjack, West Virginia. Okay

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that is a double meaning, but
we're not going to get into it tonight.

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Everything's okay with you. Correct,
listen, everything is so far beyond

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wonderful. There are no words to
describe it. Really. Yeah, good

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deal. Also with US is erin
nowdo UFO mechanic in the house, King

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of the bees. Hey, Mac
everyone, okay, be's a happy right,

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you know, it's warm out and
it's not rain, and they'releven.

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They're working and they're they're happy,
they're flying, they're busy. Also with

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US is International Security Chief Willie Club
w C big twinking. Hey, everybody,

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great to be here, to be
here tonight and to hear that SWITCH

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is doing well down in the home
base of who is right with the corporate

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headquards, thanks for journing us.
They moved it down there because I am

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Also with us is uh. We
won't continue the facade filling in for Raven

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till night. Is Susan Case super
fan, and we're going to clamp for

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her because when we do, she
puts her hair down and some guys like

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that. Susan, how are you? I'm doing great? You made my

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day, my week, my month
is usual. I love you all and

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it's so nice to see you and
we love you too. We love the

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way you're a smoke show, so
that doesn't hurt come down, we want

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so drink prettier. I get you
know, that's my mother said to me.

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No listen. Well okay, well
we got one young lady that let's

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see she's looking good. Who's that? Lawrence? Welk Okay, we have

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a friend has to leave here quickly, so thank you for joining us sisters

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here today. Also with us and
leaving soon is our good friend Tucker.

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Now what is it, Trevor Tucker
Carlson. Well, okay, if you

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want to shorten it there my friend. No, no, I don't want

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to. I don't want to be
called that. I'm just going to remind

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you of it until the day I
die. Okay, oh, thank you

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very much. I appreciate that.
So a slip of the time last forever

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is at the angle. Oh wait
see now I'm definitely being a bit about

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it, but I can't well,
so okay, all right, if you

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can't help it, then haven't been
called taka since the you know, yeah,

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alright, switch called club Cliff one
time. That's right, that I

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was. I was probably drinking heavily. Don't jump off for yeah he's drinking.

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You we're losing it. Here we
go. But he looks like a

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cliff, doesn't he really Cliff?
I think it looks like Weddy Beulger.

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If if Weddy Bulger and Joe Biden
had a kid, it would be a

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club, you know what I mean? So you know, Mac, during

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the commercial break, you asked me
if I had seen a ghost. Yes.

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I was racking my brain until it
just hit me. Uh I actually

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I saw one just a few minutes
ago, because as we were recording this

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episode you've all been talking to Raven. Yes, but I was seeing Susan.

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So so I don't know. The
drugs watch out for the bad acid

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orangeezz is what it is, drugs. There was no apparitions, It's just

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drugs were interchangeable. Club says,
Okay, all right, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. Club. What did
you say? Interchangeable? It's probably asive

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on some level, but let's pretend
it's not. Anyway. Well, show

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the show, guys. You good
catching up with you guys. Anyways,

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Matt, you can edit this out. I will talk to you tomorrow about

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them. Okay, Yes, a
friend he's going to Where are you going?

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That's so freaking important that you can't
stand the ship. I actually got

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a date, you know, I
actually I actually have another Zoom meeting at

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seven thirty. Okay, all right, that's all right, Dylan, and

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for somebody else, I can't I
can't get out of this. Okay,

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that's what she said. All right, thank you. I'm a contractor.

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I wear that. Let's give him
some weak applause, just kind of you

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know, here's my own applause.
Thank you. We'll do the or you

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know, thank you, thank you, thank you, Trevor, thanks for

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applauding for me. Raven. Okay, he's taking names. Yeah, okay,

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thank you, good you already okay, yeah, okay, so well,

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well bring him on hont in the
air. And he's a good guy.

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I want to throw it back to
switch though for a second. Okay,

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I've noticed since he was a baby. Okay, Yeah, he's a

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good, funny guy helping us a
lot behind the scenes too. As it

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turns out, how we bonded,
do we want to know? Oh yeah,

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we bonded big time over QT.
Quentin Tarantino. Man, he's that,

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that's it. He's off the show. The QT. You like a

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year on the show when you say
stuff like that. One one he's gone.

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He's he's dead to me, all
right, Listen, I want to

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go to Switchy and I want to
ask him a couple of questions if he

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doesn't mind. First of all,
if if if that is an alleged hircut,

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where did you get it, like, you know, a dollar cut

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or something, which I asked I
for the boys regular cut, Opie,

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No, I got a legitimate haircut, you know, I mean a little

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little short on the side, not
not a little short of Well, that's

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the that's the the thing is that
if the haircut doesn't go quite right,

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it always rows back. Okay,
what's the end. There's a joke in

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there, but we don't call that. So did you have any kind of

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an interesting breakfast today to just save
the whole freaking show? Did you do

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that? Well? I don't know
how interesting it was, but I went.

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I went to McDonald's. I live
on a strip where everything I need

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is on the same strip. Live
on the same road that the Scarberries and

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the Mellas were chased by the moth
band. There's on that same road.

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Yeah. Now up that road there's
my my state farm insurance. Uh,

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there's a there's a there's a subway. There's Tutors, not Hooters, Tutor's

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Biscuit World is right, it's right
there. They're just just everything I need

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and my my bank is there?
Uh? Through a strip club? Is

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there a marijuana place? Wow?
This is this is really impressed. I

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mean, I don't have to spend
a lot of money on gas. About

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Dollar General, you've been thrown out
of there? Dollar General? Yeah,

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Dollar General is there? I mean
it's I could walk there and get whatever

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whatever I need. Well, yeah, okay, lock cheese, he said,

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whatever you know it right? Yes, okay, eat too much cheese.

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You won't have to eat you won't
need the other one, right exactly.

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So look let's not let's not go
there. But but we were where

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were we going with this? Switch? Were we going with this? So?

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Where was that going with this?
You got to tell us what you

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had for breakfast? Breakfast? Yea, yes, well there's a McDonald's.

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Yes, I could actually walk to
the McDonald's. Why if I live near

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the McDonald's it was a block away, I'd still drive my car, you

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know what I mean, even go
through the drive. But that's me go

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ahead place, which but I usually
just drive down there. You know a

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few yards and go into the drive
through. And this morning I had a

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a classic uh sausage egg egg mcmuffins. Oh yes, breakfast yep, okay,

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all right, it works with the
tasty. But I also had which

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I don't usually do, the what
do they call that, that strange looking

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potato cake? Oh, hash browns
or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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your potato pancakes. But there they're
like a potato pan. But you

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know, if you're hungry, it's
food. So that's that's what I had

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this morning. Really, and Whilch, you have coffee or a coke coffee?

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Coffee? Okay, cause you had
down south? Never see that ad

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for Coca CoA. It's not just
for breakfast anymore. I mean people drink

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Coca CoA for breakfast. So a
lot of people drink the diet stuff.

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I think that you should not drink
the diet stuff. And let me be

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the one that any circumstance, it's
better we're off drinking the real stuff.

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You know, it's it's not good
for you. Focus big in the UK

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and for some reason, real cocin
Yeah, Coca is big, and they're

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going to be targeted by the the
sugar police. Yes that way. Yep.

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Yeah, I can see that you're
try and cut back on the amount

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of sugar that especially the kids are
consuming. The I mean, I've been

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a cigarette smoking in my life.
I haven't smoked only thirty years, but

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I've had a red Bull, a
little red Bull thing, you know,

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a little go around with red Bull, and also to coke and also coke,

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you know, And I got to
say, o the three smoking red

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Bull and coke. Coke is the
hottest one to give up because I think

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it's something that that's more every day
than anything else. You have coca your

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lunch and coca and and drink and
stuff like that. But when you don't

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have it, I don't drink coffee, but it's probably the same thing.

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You just missed, that caffeine fix, you know what I mean. You

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know, you can you feel like
you can't stay awake during the day and

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anyway, but there's something about a
coke when you need, when you have

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the rest and you take that first
belt of coke. Man. That is

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I'm talking about Coca cola that welbum. I used to be addicted to Coca

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00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:16,920
cola ever since I visited the Coke
Museum and Factory in Atlanta, Georgia for

406
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,480
you. Oh yeah, for some
reason, he can ask my wife.

407
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:22,599
I was addicted to it, had
to have it all the time. That

408
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:28,599
finally weaned myself off off of not
only coca but sodas all together. It's

409
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,519
not good for you. Maybe they
did put real cocaine in that. Supposedly

410
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:39,119
they did it. Yeah, what
happened Federal Drum. They had the coca

411
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:45,039
cola recipe that featured it cures the
blues. Yes, it was an ad

412
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:47,279
in the old newspaper, you know, back in the day. That's when

413
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:52,920
they put coke cocaine in it.
Yes, sugar water. Typically it shows

414
00:33:52,920 --> 00:34:00,200
a woman consuming it. Women were
always the target because your various you know,

415
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,160
health reasons and you know, the
day of the month and all that

416
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:08,559
stuff. You needed something to take
that was tasty, yes, but you

417
00:34:08,599 --> 00:34:10,840
know, perked your up a little
bit. I think it was. I

418
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,199
think it was because they were stuck
home with the kids all day. Yeah,

419
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,480
that has probably more to do it
than anything. Wow, okay,

420
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,639
I think of that. They drank
it. They drank it warm, that

421
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,000
is disgusting, like ice cream parlors, and they get their dresses and their

422
00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:29,840
parasol and everything. That's part of
the ad. You see the picture of

423
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:35,800
the consuming Coca Cola, and you
think they were consuming uh Brigham's ice cream

424
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,400
Sunday, Yes, stainless steel,
very local, but yes, yeah they

425
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,599
were great, Yes they were.
Well that's funny, you know. And

426
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,800
do they reduce the amount of sugar
and coke? Is that what they're trying

427
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,719
to do over there? And yeah, they want to ban uh, they

428
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:58,519
want to they want to lower the
percentage of sugar drinks and they want to

429
00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:02,400
ban uh uh the Red Bull and
that kind of stuff. My energy drink

430
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:08,840
ship. There's a lot of countries
that Red Bull is banded. Yeah they

431
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,360
don't, but they don't sell Red
Bull in like a number of countries in

432
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,400
Europe. It's just not sold there, you know, like Bulgaria and all

433
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:25,079
those you know countries. Anyway,
so listen, we're going to go to

434
00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:31,960
a topic. Now that I'm looking
around the room here, I'm wondering that

435
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,719
I was avoiding my gage. What
did I do? It's not him.

436
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:45,239
I got to go the facility.
So we're gonna talk about tonight. Let

437
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,239
me throw it through club. Okay, he looks like he wants to get

438
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:53,880
engaged. I mean involved club.
Do you believe in ghosts? Club?

439
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,519
I believe in ghost Yes, I
do. Yes, I I have never

440
00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:02,559
seen Okay, but you know,
like Trevors said, I've read a lot

441
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:10,159
of different stories and people I know
in respect that there is something out there,

442
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:17,119
whether it's another universe or whatever.
But I definitely believe that people are

443
00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:24,079
stuck here see stuff. Yeah,
and you know that's it, But I

444
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:28,880
do, Yeah, I believe in
some form or other, there's some after

445
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:34,079
life stuff hanging around us. I
think that maybe that you know, you

446
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:37,559
always ask for an explanation of your
folks, and it's you know, little

447
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:40,000
green men from Miles or whatever.
You you want an explanation for ghosts,

448
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:44,519
and it's like people who have died
and haven't passed on and so on.

449
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,559
Okay, but the question once I
went to this lesser once by you,

450
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:52,360
and Isaac Asimo, of the great
sci fi writer, was the guy give

451
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,360
him the speech, and he said
something. I forget ninety nine percent what

452
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,599
he said, but he said one
good thing. Someone asked him, what's

453
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:04,079
your face invention, you know,
besides the obvious the car and the automobile

454
00:37:04,119 --> 00:37:07,000
and stuff like that, and he
said the lightning rod because before the lightning

455
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:12,159
rod, you know, became a
thing. People used to think that if

456
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:15,519
your house was hit by lightning,
that was God's way of telling you,

457
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:20,000
you know, you kind of you
know, and your whole family would be

458
00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:22,559
you know, called witches and stuff, and you hope him be just you

459
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:27,719
know, like outcasts forever because people
were so sure that was the finger of

460
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,119
God hit and he says, and
all it took was a little metal,

461
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:34,159
a little thin strip of metal to
do away with that met So I think

462
00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:37,960
about that, and I think,
well, we think there people from other

463
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:40,719
planets. We think that people from
beyond, but maybe we don't know.

464
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,000
Maybe it's almost like a simple explanation, just like a lightning rod. Mac.

465
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:52,880
Can I add something to that please. On a personal note, I

466
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:58,000
had a twin brother, identical twin
who died five days after birth. And

467
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,639
I, you know, and that's
the ghost thing to me. I always

468
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:07,559
consider them like a guardian angel,
goat whatever it is. But my twin

469
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:14,920
brother is. Things happen to me
sometimes that are unbelievable, Like I thinks

470
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:21,119
bad things all my life. I've
avoided, you know, being whether accidents

471
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:25,679
or whatever. And I've read a
lot about identical twins, particularly when one

472
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,199
dies at birth, and and I
really believe there's something to it. I

473
00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:36,719
to this day, and I think
that whether it's a they come back in

474
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,639
the form of a ghost or a
guardian angel. But but I have a

475
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:45,480
strong belief in that, and I
can testify to it most of my life.

476
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:51,119
It's almost like I'm living for him. You know. There's two of

477
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:57,920
us, you know. But anyways, so maybe that's the ghosts we think

478
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:05,280
of really people and alive then behind
us. I have to say this because

479
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,239
I don't want to, because that's
that's great, and you've talked about your

480
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,079
twin brother before. But I think
I ran into my guardian angel tonight down

481
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:17,199
the Thirsty Moose, and al was
a witness as a teller story. Now,

482
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,119
I was trying to walk. I
was trying to move away though.

483
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,519
Okay, So we sit down at
the Thirsty Moose and there's a guy sitting

484
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:30,400
beside me who looks like a serial
killer frankly, and he's his girlfriend and

485
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:37,599
she looked like the accomplice. And
I ordered a Jack and Coke, uh,

486
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:43,000
and he said to the waitress,
I want to buy that drink for

487
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:45,519
that guy. I want to I
want to put his drink on my tab.

488
00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:49,880
That's what he said. And so
I'm looking at him and he introduces

489
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,760
himself, and frankly, I thought
he was like a Jehovah's witness, but

490
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,559
happened to be in a bar.
I don't know. Maybe that doesn't compute

491
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:58,360
me. There's a new business model. I don't know, but that's what

492
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,079
I thought was coming. They reached
out to people in bars. Do they

493
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:04,639
really are they sucking down, you
know, shots of jack while they're doing

494
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:07,079
it? Because this guy anyway,
he said to me they can drink alcohol

495
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,519
and they really? Yeah, Okay, maybe I'll join them. Uh.

496
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:17,480
He said to me that he is
a squire of Tennessee, and he is.

497
00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:22,880
He is the owner of a square
yard of Tennessee. He's a squire's

498
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:30,199
he's he's a squire. He's officially
a squire. And anyone he anyone he

499
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:36,679
he is ordering a Jack Daniels.
He pays for the drink. I said,

500
00:40:36,679 --> 00:40:39,400
can you stay with me forever?
Can you follow me around? Honest

501
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,960
to god? When he started with
that iona square you or whatever, and

502
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,800
I'm going to buy a drink,
I slid my chair away. Okay,

503
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,840
thank you, because all I could
think of was the proposition's coming next?

504
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,480
Like him and his girlfriend wanted to
talk to him about, you know,

505
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,719
going to the car or something,
and I was having no part of this

506
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,639
stuff. What freaking what the world
do you live? Look, I've never

507
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,400
walked into a bar and had a
big gorilla offered to buy me a drink.

508
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:12,400
And I'm like, way to put
it that way. Well, I

509
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,360
mean he's Alley biker. Yeah,
he was a holly guy. He was

510
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,039
up at bike week I'm up here
for a motorcycle weekend, and of course,

511
00:41:19,079 --> 00:41:22,280
you know me, I go.
My initial thing is he's a Harley

512
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,000
head and you know, I'm sorry, but I don't know get me out

513
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,599
of the building at that point.
But it was funny because he I thought

514
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:34,199
he was going to try to sell
you something that or I really like,

515
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,119
tell you about your Jesus or something. I don't know what he was up

516
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,440
to. We got a free drink. I'm like, I'm slide anyway.

517
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:46,719
So yes, so Max tells me
order to Jack Daniels really quick anyway.

518
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,440
Yeah, okay, so that happened. Now here's a Jack Daniels evangelist.

519
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,159
Yes, that's what. That's as
pretty close as what it was, and

520
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,440
I had no idea. And then
I'm sure that he wanted, you know,

521
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,960
to engage in commons, but you
know who needs that, right And

522
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:07,360
you sitting there eating a big pizza
with a healthy young lady, very healthy

523
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,280
young woman who sits on the back, sits on the back of the bike,

524
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:14,679
you know, And I was like
time out with the extra strong shock

525
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,599
ups of it, you get out
anyway. Huh. That's funny. So

526
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:24,519
anyway, so I have never I'm
gonna I'll take this the question. Second.

527
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:30,079
I've never seen a ghost, but
I've been in houses where an old

528
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:34,320
house that we lived in Rochester,
and there was just you could hear people

529
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,400
coming up up the stairs and stuff. And and you have like old stairs

530
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,400
and houses, and you know,
every time you hit a step it makes

531
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,960
a certain creak, a certain noise. You get used to it, you

532
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,159
know. And I just remember laying
in bed one night, my bedrooms up

533
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:52,519
in the attic and just hearing someone
coming up the stairs, you know,

534
00:42:52,679 --> 00:42:55,119
I mean, every squeak was what
and no one was there. That was

535
00:42:55,199 --> 00:43:00,760
bad. That was that was pretty
creepy. But I've never physical it goes.

536
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,599
But I know a lot of people
who have seen them, and people

537
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,519
who have seen them, I kind
of believe, you know, I just

538
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,960
I've seen him, I've talked to
them, I've engaged him. I won't

539
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,920
go into that. Yes, but
I have a friend who I've known since

540
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:22,320
we were very young kids, and
he's very spiritual and he believes heavily and

541
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:27,679
all of this stuff, and I
kind of I'm like, okay, fine,

542
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,880
I go along with it. And
we were out one night and I

543
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,039
was trying to explain to him that
he's got to chill out a bit because

544
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:43,760
he was he drank a bit and
oh god, okay. So we were

545
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,360
at a wedding and he was Everyone's
saying, al, you can't let Tony

546
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,960
drive home. He's way too wasted. So, like an idiot, I

547
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,400
go over and like, I'm that
much better. But I walk over and

548
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:01,239
I go because they're afraid of him
and he and he's sitting there and you're

549
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,320
having a grand all time, and
so I walk over and go, Tony,

550
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,400
can you give me your keys?
And he says, yeah, sure,

551
00:44:07,559 --> 00:44:09,440
and he reaches in and gives me
the keys and he said, let

552
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,880
me know where you leave it when
you're done, and I said no,

553
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,920
stupid I'm driving you home. You're
too drunk. You shouldn't be driving.

554
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,239
So he said, okay, fine. So we end up my wife's behind

555
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,920
me with a car load of drunks. I'm driving Tony's car, and we

556
00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:30,519
happened to drive into an accident scene
and the cops are trying to turn people

557
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:35,280
around, direct them away and all
this crap, and so I'm trying to

558
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,599
talk to Tony about listen, you
got to start calming down to drink and

559
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:43,880
you can't keep doing this. You're
gonna have a problem. You're gonna kill

560
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,199
somebody. And he sat there when
he explained to me he had a guardian

561
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:53,440
angel and nothing bad was going to
happen and he's protected and the guardian angel

562
00:44:53,559 --> 00:44:57,239
take care of everything. And I
said, yeah, okay, cool,

563
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,199
that's great, But you know what
in the infrom do me a fa ever

564
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,960
start chilling out a bit. So
anyway, we end up with a problem

565
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,519
with the cop and the cop comes
over to the car and I put the

566
00:45:09,519 --> 00:45:13,840
window down and he looks and Tony's
got a beer in his hand, an

567
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,960
open bottle, and so the cop
starts and Tony tells them where we could

568
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,280
take the bottle, and we could
take, you know, things about his

569
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,400
wife. He could tell him,
you tell them all sorts of things.

570
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:28,679
So of course at that point we
have a big problem now because the CoP's

571
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,480
really put out, and he asked
me for my license registration, which I

572
00:45:34,519 --> 00:45:37,119
give him, and Tony's telling the
cop, you know, giving him the

573
00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:42,440
bird and telling him go take a
hike. So I, uh, every

574
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,960
like thirty seconds, I look over
Tony and I go, well, just

575
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,119
shut up. You're not helping him. Just shut up. And the cop

576
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,840
takes my driver's license and he shows
it to me and he goes, you

577
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,039
see this. He goes, take
a real good look at this, because

578
00:45:54,079 --> 00:46:00,599
you aren't going to see this for
a very long time. And I'm like,

579
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,280
okay, now, you know I'm
now I'm in trouble. And Tony's

580
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,719
still going telling the cop off.
And another cop walks over, a higher

581
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:12,079
ranking cop and says, what's that
card doing here? Get that thing out

582
00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:14,760
of here. We need to clear
a path for the ambulance. Get him

583
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,480
out of here, and the cops
going, listen, I got this guy

584
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,920
for, you know, a bunch
of stuff, and the other the bigger

585
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,119
cops says, get that thing out
of here. I don't have time for

586
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:30,239
this. So he spins my license
back through the window at me and tells

587
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:35,000
me get out of there. So
I start turning the drive away, and

588
00:46:35,039 --> 00:46:38,320
Tony's still going at the cop,
telling him everything you can imagine. And

589
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,199
as we drive away, I look
at him and I was so pissed off,

590
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,599
and I said, what the hell
were you thinking? And he goes,

591
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,800
I told you, nothing bad would
happen. My Duardian angel took care

592
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,119
of it. And I'm like,
what do you say to that? How

593
00:46:55,119 --> 00:47:00,280
do you argue that point? I
just my license was gone, and the

594
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,239
cop obviously knew I was probably not
in the greatest shape. And my idiot

595
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,559
friend is telling him take a hike. So as we drive back to my

596
00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:14,679
house, I'm thinking, Wow,
how do you argue that? How do

597
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:20,960
you what do you I'm like,
okay, fine, and I honest to

598
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,599
God, this guy has lived his
entire life with the belief that you know,

599
00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:31,119
he's so I'm a spiritual and he
meets people. The first day I

600
00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:37,199
met him, he came up to
me and he said, you and I

601
00:47:37,519 --> 00:47:43,519
go through time together. You are
my cosmic brother. So every time we

602
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:50,000
die, we come back and we
find each other again, and he believes

603
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:57,119
this. So I have a cosmic
brother who and when I always kid with

604
00:47:57,119 --> 00:47:59,239
my wife and I say, you
know, if something happens to me,

605
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:04,880
if I drop dead, he will
be like, he will move here and

606
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,440
he'll live on the front porch to
protect you because I'm not here anymore.

607
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:15,400
And it's like, as ridiculous as
that sounds, he would do it because

608
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:22,639
he's that firm a believer. So
there are people that believe this stuff that

609
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,480
wholeheartedly. And you know, when
they present it to you and you can't

610
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:30,639
argue it, you kind of go, all right, well, how you

611
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,039
do all about this guy? By
the way, in the book have a

612
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:37,199
dump of body and see and I
can't cot under a different name, but

613
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:44,320
it's all him. Wow. So
many sources of influence around us all the

614
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:50,079
time. We just either are not
aware of it because we're not looking for

615
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:55,360
it, or we're just not in
tune with our inner self or outer self

616
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,760
whatever. Maybe we're not just we're
not advanced enough, you know what I

617
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:04,519
mean, and not advanced enough to
recognize what it is. Well we can,

618
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:09,880
we can see it around us in
a spirit form or be an mpath

619
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,920
and kind of feel it or something
like that. But you can also see

620
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,400
it in animals. Yeah, animals
for example, I mean all kinds of

621
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:25,119
animals. For example, we get
messages here in the UK around our flat

622
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:30,719
in pigeons. M hm. You
may mock people for like, what's up

623
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,000
with pigeons? All they do is
poop all over the place. More or

624
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:39,480
less, these pigeons u K.
Pigeons seem to be a little bit more

625
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:45,920
sophisticated, more polite, in better
manners than you really bought into that over

626
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:51,719
there than pigeons to the train stations. You have the pigeons that live in

627
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,440
the train stations because they know how
to ask for handouts. Yeah they sound,

628
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,880
they sound wonderful train station. They're
not trapped in the train station.

629
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,639
I went to Paddington I was looking
for Paddington Bear. I couldn't find them.

630
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,039
You found the pigeons. Yeah,
wow. Interesting. Here's the thing

631
00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:14,760
about pigeons. We studied it too, because you know, we're planning on

632
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:20,159
going back to the United States and
you know, plus you're reevaluating while we're

633
00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:24,119
here in the first place. But
see these pigeons gathering in the in the

634
00:50:24,199 --> 00:50:29,880
yard out of nowhere, because it's
hardly any pigeon traffic here on the coast.

635
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,159
It's mostly seagulls. Okay, yes, well I leaned the pigeons on

636
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:39,599
the yard came out of nowhere.
Huh. So there's a dead hedgehog there.

637
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,400
And if you look at the pigeons
are symbolic of fertility and prosperity.

638
00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:49,199
Really, yes, luck and transformation. You're going to get laid and get

639
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,800
money. I'm cool. But except
for the uh yeah, we don't want

640
00:50:52,800 --> 00:51:00,360
the spit it out. What was
the first word there, pig food,

641
00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:04,239
fertility. They yeah, we can
pass on the fertility. The rest of

642
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,880
it's cool. You know, it's
a gross bird. You know what.

643
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,280
Mourning doves are. Mourning doves.
They're brown, they look like pigeons.

644
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,480
They're brown, and they have a
weird kind of noise that they make.

645
00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:19,840
Anyway, they're the most disgusting,
filthy birds you've ever They sound good,

646
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,960
they like doves, doves, but
they're pigeons. Yes, that's it right

647
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:27,039
right the morning? Yes, well
you know what they do. They have

648
00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:30,280
like threesomes right out of my deck. Okay, and I'm not kidding here,

649
00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:34,039
and it's disgusting, it really is. I want to just go shoot

650
00:51:34,039 --> 00:51:37,840
them all really really fun. It's
mating time all the time with these well,

651
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:44,159
mourning doves are prey birds. They're
eaten by a lot of things,

652
00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:49,119
so they reproduce like rabbits, they
reproduce a lot. Now we have my

653
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,880
wife puts hanging baskets of flowers on
the front porch, and the damn doves,

654
00:51:53,079 --> 00:51:55,880
you know, they'll come in.
They'll throw one stick and lay an

655
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,800
egg. Yeah, and then you
can't throw them out because now it's already

656
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,719
in that. They did it on
my where I keep my hose round up

657
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,440
right, you know, there's trees
everywhere, and this is where they're building

658
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,159
their nests. So they're like freaking
so. But the the other thing they

659
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,960
do is, you know, so
I say to my wife, I will

660
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,159
wait till the egg hatches and the
baby fledges and is gone, and then

661
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:22,519
ripped the nest out and we start
over. Well, two days after the

662
00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:27,599
baby fledges, she lays more eggs
and goes again. And this happens six

663
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,559
times a summer. I mean,
they don't you know, it's not like

664
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,000
a lot of birds. They have
one clutch and they're done for the right.

665
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:38,199
These guys go every as soon as
as soon as they fledge one out,

666
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,719
they lay more eggs, So of
course the males are chasing them around

667
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:51,119
always that I have a simple solution, pellet gun decon, I'll do it.

668
00:52:51,159 --> 00:52:57,280
Okay, it works, I bet
yes, I don't have that big

669
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,880
a problem with the morning rabbits are
just drawing our yard works. They con

670
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,800
them too. Yeah, we'll tell
you what. While we were talking about

671
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,360
d com, it's maybe a little
hungry, So why don't we take a

672
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:12,920
commercial breakdown and we'll be right back
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673
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Join our mission at HFOT USA dot
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681
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everyone, to back morning's moon track. Saw the show here in the distant

682
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,280
Thunder Radio Network. This is Maclarney. Well, what a show we have

683
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,880
you tonight? Very quickly, girls
see yea the very fires warm one across

684
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:30,039
the puddull. Hello, girls,
Hello everybody. Okay for hanging with us

685
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,400
at the show. It's what are
you drinking tonight? What are you drinking?

686
00:54:34,119 --> 00:54:37,840
I'm just in a little get little
goodness right now, get us in

687
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,239
my stone smug okay, oh wow, okay, yeah, you need the

688
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:47,199
iron. Interesting. Also with us
is a security chief No, no,

689
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:53,320
sorry sorry, switch, there's the
lawyers. Okay, we get the security.

690
00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:58,119
Let's start. Let's start again.
Okay. Also with us is international

691
00:54:58,159 --> 00:55:04,880
correspondent down there in uh Plaine,
Pleasant, West, Virginia. Switch plate

692
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,880
Steve would switch. Great to be
here. Is that the name of the

693
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,880
place? Plaint pleasant White, Pleasant, West Virginia. Okay, okay,

694
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,599
but you're close to Ohio. In
case you have to quickly go to the

695
00:55:16,639 --> 00:55:22,599
north right a stone's throw from Ohio. You have to throw the stone over

696
00:55:22,679 --> 00:55:27,639
the Ohio river. Really sign them
up, as they used to say.

697
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:32,760
Also with us is our security chief
ship. Also with us is our international

698
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:38,079
security chief. Wooly Club w C. Hey Mark, Hey, everyone,

699
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:44,280
I got I've got my problems tonight
too with my allergies. Really okay,

700
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:49,719
Yeah, I was going to ask
mister Hooter is there if he has allergies

701
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:55,119
down there in the country. Yes, they have allergies down there. Well,

702
00:55:55,159 --> 00:56:01,760
I have allergies everywhere. Talk about
going in the toilet hang out.

703
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:08,199
Also with us is King of the
Bees, your fur mechanic, you get

704
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:15,199
away driver, Hello, Mac?
Hello? Everyone? What uh? What's

705
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,360
up? Keep us stuff? You
know? Yeah, it's uh yeah,

706
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,119
I run in Spanish just at the
button on the Okay, So everything is

707
00:56:23,199 --> 00:56:25,840
good. The bees are good,
everything's good. Everything's good. Okay,

708
00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:34,920
hot out summertime. Your your honey
used to really help with my all analogies

709
00:56:35,079 --> 00:56:42,639
because the bees are buzzing around all
the local flowers. Yeah, you're consuming

710
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,760
that stuff. Oh you mean yeah, Well that's why I put up your

711
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,599
immune system. If you if you
were to buy local stuff where you are

712
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,840
now, you'd probably end up with
the same benefit. It's got to be

713
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:58,320
it's very specific to the area you're
in. So you know, I mean,

714
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,400
I don't honestly, I don't need
honeys. He didn't need he didn't

715
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:05,760
eat honey, okay, which is
just yeah, he doesn't whatever, but

716
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,159
he grows a lot of it,
if you know what I mean. It's

717
00:57:08,159 --> 00:57:15,280
a project. Also weird. Tell
that to the cops. Also with us

718
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,760
is a very good friend down there
in North Carolina, super fan, Susan

719
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:23,599
Kay. How are you doing,
Susan Kay? I am very well for

720
00:57:23,719 --> 00:57:28,599
asking. All right, you don't
have any get any cats out of the

721
00:57:28,639 --> 00:57:34,679
way right now. Place. I
sanitize the my second time in a row.

722
00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:43,280
I prefer to honor the cat code. There's a cat in the the

723
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:50,159
perch there behind you right busted.
The fact that he has a piece up

724
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,679
there for the whole show. Yeah, oh yeah asleep. He's got a

725
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:57,280
rough life, no, okay,
makes us feel better. So anyway,

726
00:57:57,639 --> 00:58:02,280
So Susan Kay, you have a
report for us? I do. Okay,

727
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:07,480
what's it on? Place? So
you know I live in North Carolina.

728
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:15,320
Okay, here we go, And
there are several locations that are local,

729
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:21,960
and this is one of the most
famous ones. It is in Madison,

730
00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:24,920
North Carolina, which is about four
miles from here, and it's about

731
00:58:25,159 --> 00:58:30,679
the murder of the Lawson family and
it happened on December twenty fifth of nineteen

732
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:38,239
twenty nine. And the store is
still open, and it's supposedly haunted,

733
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,440
and it's a wicked cool place to
go. And I didn't know if you'd

734
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,280
like to hear about it. Yes, please, yes, we love haunted

735
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:51,599
places. Go ahead, all right. So the murder of the Lawson family

736
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:58,000
refers to a familla side which took
place in Deermanton, North Carolina, on

737
00:58:58,159 --> 00:59:02,480
December twenty fifth of nineteen twenty,
in which a sharecropper, Charles Davis,

738
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:08,159
they called him Charlie, Charlie Lawson, he murdered his wife and six of

739
00:59:08,239 --> 00:59:17,440
his seven children. Ool, wow, okay, on something. Charlie took

740
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,920
his family to town to buy new
clothes and have a family portrait taken.

741
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:30,840
And this was unusual for a working
class rural family of the era, right,

742
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:36,719
okay, nineteen twenty nine, Yeah, in nineteen twenty nine. So

743
00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:43,159
this led to speculations that this act
might have been premeditated. He also was

744
00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:47,079
speculated to have impregnated his eldest daughter. Hang on and hang on, oops,

745
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:52,199
okay, well okay, all right, all right, we're in another

746
00:59:52,719 --> 01:00:01,480
world now, okay. So he
he murdered them so, because Lawson purchased

747
01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:07,800
his own farm two years previously,
they kind of considered him a well to

748
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:12,800
do farmer. Oh it was not, you know, easy to do back

749
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:22,679
in those times. Of December twenty
fifth, Lawson first shot his daughter's Carrie,

750
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:28,079
she was age twelve, and Maybell, age eleven, as they were

751
01:00:28,199 --> 01:00:34,440
sitting excuse me, as they were
setting out to their aunt and uncle's house.

752
01:00:36,039 --> 01:00:40,079
He waited for them by the tobacco
barn until they were on range,

753
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:45,599
and he shot them with a twelve
gage shotgun. Then to ensure they were

754
01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:52,639
dead, he bludgeoned them. Will
make sure. Yeah. After he put

755
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:57,840
the bodies in the tobacco barn,
he returned to the house and shot Fanny,

756
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,679
who was aged thirty seven. That
was his wife, Okay, she

757
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:06,039
was on the porch and as soon
as the gun was fired, Marie,

758
01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:10,199
who was inside, screamed, while
the two smallest boys, James who was

759
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,840
four and Raymond who was two,
they tried to hide. Lawson shot Marie

760
01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:22,239
and then he found and killed the
two boys. What's the matter with go

761
01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:28,559
ahead? Lastly, he killed the
baby Mary Lou, she was four months

762
01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:35,159
old, who he bludgeoned to death
Okay, goo ahead. After the murders,

763
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,679
he went to the nearby woods,
and several hours later he shot himself.

764
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:45,119
Should clap them there? Okay,
go ahead. Was his eldest son,

765
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:51,480
nineteen year old Arthur, whom he
had sent on an errand just before

766
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:55,119
committing the crime. Wow, his
favorite son. Okay, yeah, interesting,

767
01:01:57,239 --> 01:01:59,880
So go ahead. No. I
was just gonna say, so,

768
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,559
so are we going to find out
why this kind of went crazy? Was

769
01:02:02,639 --> 01:02:07,840
he just kind of, you know, routinely crazy. I think the situation

770
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,800
with the daughter might have been a
trigger. The trigger? Okay, all

771
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,719
right, so go ahead please.
The bodies of the family members were found

772
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:22,880
with their arms crossed and rocks under
their heads. The gunshot, signaling Lawson's

773
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:29,400
own suicide, was heard by many
people who already learned the murders on the

774
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:35,280
property and had gathered there. A
police officer who happened to be with Arthur,

775
01:02:35,599 --> 01:02:39,440
the son that lived, ran down
to discover Lawson's body, along with

776
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:46,079
letters to his parents. They also
found footprints that encircled a tree, and

777
01:02:46,239 --> 01:02:52,800
it was supposed too that he had
been pacing around this tree well yeah,

778
01:02:52,960 --> 01:03:00,239
for several hours, prying to take
prior to taking his own life. Yeah.

779
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:07,159
Months before the event, Lawson had
sustained a head injury some family and

780
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:14,159
friends and he complained about he complained
about terrible blinding headache. Yep, Okay.

781
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:21,800
Family and friends theorized it had altered
his mental state and was related to

782
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:27,760
the massacre. The building at one
O four West Murphy Street in Madison,

783
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,320
North Carolina was once a hardware store
and motel, and it actually has been

784
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:40,840
featured in a Netflix series called twenty
eight Days Haunted. I haven't watched it

785
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,679
yet, and I'm looking forward to
it, and I was looking up the

786
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:52,599
things that most people reported, so
I've personally been in there. Okay,

787
01:03:52,840 --> 01:04:00,480
it's a really neat like it's an
old time, you know story. You

788
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:05,320
can go in there and buy jams
and jellies and things like that and any

789
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:14,559
different type of like a mercantile store. And then upstairs they have the outfits

790
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:19,280
they had on and their caskets and
which I don't know how they have their

791
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,920
caskets because weren't they buried. It
sounds like they were buried that probably took

792
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:30,960
them up. So it's supposed to
be the most haunted, one of the

793
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:36,440
most haunted places in America. Some
of the people that come in won't go

794
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:45,559
upstairs. Ghost haunters have been drawn
to the store. The building's history includes

795
01:04:45,679 --> 01:04:49,920
being used as a hotel and funeral
home, where workers prepared the loss in

796
01:04:50,039 --> 01:04:55,800
family on Christmas Day of nineteen twenty
nine. Wow, Christmas Day, make

797
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:59,920
it perfect. Yeah, Christmas Day
and there, you know, wasn't a

798
01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:01,960
lot of play, so they brought
the family members, some of the family

799
01:05:02,039 --> 01:05:08,320
members there for them to be prepared
for the burial. Wow. People have

800
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:13,360
reported seeing a little girl in the
windows or sitting in a chair dangling her

801
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:20,639
feet in the old face excuse me
funeral family visitation room. Some people report

802
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:27,760
feeling the presence of something or cold
chills that quickly come and go. And

803
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:33,400
the location has been contacted from people
around the country who want to visit there,

804
01:05:34,119 --> 01:05:40,480
ghost hunters people, it's it's it's
open to the public, so it's

805
01:05:40,559 --> 01:05:45,079
really become a popular place, but
kind of gory, and it's it's local

806
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,440
and it's really quite interesting. So
if the guy got hit in the head,

807
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,519
then he probably had some kind of
brain injury that you know these days

808
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:58,119
they diagnosed of a second but you
know, back then it didn't happen and

809
01:05:58,199 --> 01:06:01,480
they went nuts. I mean,
to you explain that kind of like kind

810
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,000
of cruelty, you know what I
mean. I mean, he took him

811
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,639
into town, he bought him all
new outfits, and they had a family

812
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:15,400
portrait taken the day, you know, the day before. It's crazy behavior.

813
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,360
I spent all that money. And
it's really an interesting place to go

814
01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:24,360
if to go up. They have
like a recording that tells you of the

815
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,880
story, and there's pictures and the
articles. It's famous. Yeah, yeah,

816
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,000
right right. Well you also got
to wonder why did he let the

817
01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:35,119
nineteen year old live? Why did
he let him go? You know what

818
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:41,360
I mean? The dynamic there,
that's really what they say, go have

819
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:45,239
some many ammunition. You don't want
to be home today? Off on an

820
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,960
Errand So that is interesting, don't
you think? Yeah? Funny, I

821
01:06:50,079 --> 01:06:57,599
mean not funny, but funny.
Interesting. Why like you say, why

822
01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:01,760
of all? Why saved the babies? We wouldn't even know what happened.

823
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,159
Yeah, you know, there's no
thinking straight if you're gonna shoot you know,

824
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,360
ten and eleven year old kids.
Shooting a baby probably isn't a big

825
01:07:09,519 --> 01:07:13,239
step. You know, it's just
that people don't know. How do you

826
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,280
blodging a four year old, I
mean a four month old, because you're

827
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:20,199
rot your mind. You're you're insane. You know that's the only explanation,

828
01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:27,079
because a person who wasn't insane wouldn't
do it anyway, talk about insanity.

829
01:07:27,199 --> 01:07:30,599
We were are we? Uh uncle? And I think we're time to bring

830
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:35,719
out about seven minutes. Okay,
switchy, there you go, this is

831
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,800
you cu there. But thank you, Susan. We're going to clap for

832
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:46,760
you, because who wouldn't thank you? A really cool place to go.

833
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,320
You should come and visit. See. I want to just ask one question

834
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,599
because I'm the guy in the room, okay, I mean, I'm the

835
01:07:53,639 --> 01:07:57,760
guy at the potty who says this, What if you brought someone into that

836
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:02,280
store who didn't know it history?
Do you know what I mean? Sometimes,

837
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,880
if you go to a place like
that and you have the preconceived notion,

838
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:09,000
you're gonna you know what I mean, You're going to experience it differently.

839
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,199
You know, if you just brought
in a person, let's go to

840
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,559
the store and see if they felt
anything, do you know what I mean?

841
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,199
We're just going there with with a
naked mind and a naked body apparently

842
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:24,399
want to win without clothes. Listen, this is kind of a ghost store

843
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,119
ghost show tonight. I see the
cat. Now what's the cat doing?

844
01:08:27,159 --> 01:08:34,079
He's licking himself? Look at him
out there and the tower. An,

845
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:41,159
that's man. Am I going to
go to sleep tonight? Yeah? Are

846
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:45,159
you talking to me? I was
like, I don't never get it.

847
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:51,319
So whatever, Thank you Susan that
report. We appreciate the switches. Time

848
01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:56,720
to put up the you know what? Okay, I'm going to find that

849
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,439
here we are you going to go
to breakfast tomorrow? World? You know

850
01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:06,159
you don't want I don't really know. All right, that's a nice picture.

851
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:12,079
Were look at the hair. The
hair is complete, the pot it's

852
01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:14,960
perfection. Look at you? Look
at it is right. Yeah that was

853
01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:21,239
done in a stud. Yeah that
was a photoshop for sure. I'm looking

854
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:26,520
Okay, Well, everyone's adoring your
picture there, switchy, so take your

855
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,479
time anyway. While he's doing that, I should say to get it over

856
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:38,760
with now. If you want a
free e book copy of how to Dump

857
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,720
a Body see you and not a
cot. I got into the rules last

858
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,000
week and it just didn't make any
sense. So this is what you get

859
01:09:45,039 --> 01:09:48,640
to do. We're going to have
a special word tonight, be the first

860
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:54,840
person to not the first person has
to be the first ten people who write

861
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,279
us at mcloney dot com. What
is it? Wingman at macloney dot com.

862
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,640
All right, and tell us what
the secret phrase is. Then you

863
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,239
win a free book. Okay,
here's the thing that you need a nook

864
01:10:06,399 --> 01:10:10,119
or a kindle. Okay, these
are e books. They're not physical books,

865
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:13,520
the e books. So tell us
what the secret phrase is. What

866
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,239
tonight? Be the first among the
first tend to write to me, and

867
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:19,279
you get a free e book.
So now we have to come up with

868
01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:23,479
a phrase. Let's say Susan was
going to come up with a phrase with

869
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:30,000
you with you? Okay, let's
think it's something good. Yeah, I

870
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,880
hate to do this. What's the
name of the cat in the in the

871
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,840
top? Cat code? Cat code? Is it? Okay, let's go.

872
01:10:36,239 --> 01:10:40,239
You could always do the horse and
do Randy. You know it's called

873
01:10:40,359 --> 01:10:49,359
rooty Rudy. Please attention a cat
code. Thank you. Cat code is

874
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:54,760
the secret phrase. So be among
the first ten people that write to write

875
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:59,279
me and say cat code, and
you have you need a kindle or nook.

876
01:10:59,279 --> 01:11:00,720
It's not a physical book, kendle
or Nickele, send it to you

877
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:06,319
for free. Hopefully you'll do a
review. So should I start thanking people?

878
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:11,960
Or were you at that point?
You're forty? Okay, we'll go

879
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,319
yeah, all right, Well let's
thank Cindy Bailey Dove who joined us earlier

880
01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:20,359
on the show. Maybe or maybe
not very interesting saying about drones. She's

881
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:23,960
talked to me for ten years.
She says, these things are flying over

882
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,840
my house. They look like little
helicopters and then boom, you know they

883
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,920
were drones. That's it turns out
listening picking at her windows for crying.

884
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:34,239
Oh yeah, yeah, that's I
tried to I try to get that into

885
01:11:34,319 --> 01:11:38,880
the show, but she wasn't taking
a bait. I almost asked her daughter,

886
01:11:39,119 --> 01:11:44,479
who was the you know, the
alleged peaky to come on the show,

887
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:51,560
but that would have been appropriate.
Also, thank you, oh,

888
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:58,159
thank you very much. Yle.
We'll go an alphabetical thanks for having me,

889
01:11:58,279 --> 01:12:01,119
you know, Okay, everything would
be good for a week with the

890
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:03,439
bees, right, I hope?
So, man, just as long as

891
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,760
it stays hot. Well it's like
it's gonna be about a week and a

892
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:12,680
half of this. Thanks for joining
us, appreciate it. Okay, I'm

893
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,800
just trying not to get to Susan
now, but we got to go,

894
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,600
Susan. It's I'm sorry, we
have to say go about to you now.

895
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,359
Okay, thanks, Okay, it's
Snapper. I don't like to say

896
01:12:21,359 --> 01:12:25,279
good bye. You said see you
later. I see you later, see

897
01:12:25,319 --> 01:12:29,359
you later, and I want to
I want to just say you were primo

898
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:34,520
in your room. Yeah, you're
talking like Raven tonight, the Raven.

899
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:41,079
Your promo tonight with your Raven impression. Perfect, very well done, very

900
01:12:41,119 --> 01:12:43,680
well. If I closed my eyes, it was Raven, it was it

901
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,640
was yeah about that. I opened
my eyes. It's a blonde Raven.

902
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:53,399
Wow. Yeah, there you go. He's hot anyway to be a radio

903
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:57,520
show. Thank you, Susan.
We Raven. You know we got We've

904
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,359
got some really hot talent here on
the show that ten years into it.

905
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:08,560
Now you're noticing that, my friend. Thank you, Thank you Susan very

906
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:12,600
much. And we'll see you later. Okay, and we'll see you soon.

907
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:18,960
All right, now it's time for
switchy I think switch Thank you for

908
01:13:19,079 --> 01:13:24,680
joining us. Hey, listen,
it was my pleasure. Do we interrupt

909
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:32,359
a nap or anything like that?
I take a look, I cannap what's

910
01:13:32,399 --> 01:13:39,239
the special phrase? What is it? Cat co? Cat code? Okay,

911
01:13:39,319 --> 01:13:42,760
cana was good though. Cat code, well, thank you, Switchy

912
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:48,199
said, they go, how about
that first cat code? Cat code?

913
01:13:48,319 --> 01:13:51,840
Yes, the cat code is no
cats on the show. Okay, it's

914
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:57,560
easy. Switch. Thank you very
much, you and your new haircut for

915
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,600
joining us. We appreciate it.
Every time I at him, I just

916
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,840
think of that bit. It was
one of the funniest bits everyone. Dick

917
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,920
Van Dike ever, Okay, Dick
Van Dike's wife goes in. She has

918
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:13,520
to apologize to his boss. What's
the boss's name this which he uh uh

919
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,760
clip? What's that? On the
Dick Vandyke Show, remember that episode where

920
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,079
oh oh, Alan Brady, Alan
Brady, and so she has to win.

921
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:24,359
He's the big buss. She goes
in and she's this merry time of

922
01:14:24,399 --> 01:14:28,920
the war when she's like all of
like twenty, and she's talking to him,

923
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,000
and he has these five heads on
his desk and they all have a

924
01:14:32,079 --> 01:14:36,199
two pay for each day. It
was a great episode, so funny.

925
01:14:36,319 --> 01:14:43,439
Alan Brady feel he actually wore a
she blots she blurts out during an interview

926
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,760
that he was a wig. And
he's furious and he's talking to these guys

927
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:51,279
to go what about this like they're
a committee or something. People need to

928
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:57,159
look that up. Yeah, it's
very funny, is yeah. Episodes and

929
01:14:57,279 --> 01:15:01,000
television history really good, very good
funny. They were authentically funny people who

930
01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:05,359
put that show together. Thank you, Switch, You're authentically funny. Switch.

931
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:11,279
Okay, how about that? Okay? I you know I have I

932
01:15:11,359 --> 01:15:15,880
have great script writers. Really yes, okay, can I just Susan is

933
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,560
still with us? I just have
a question for Susan. Okay, Susan's

934
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:25,119
still with us. I'm here absolutely
Is there is there an after glow from

935
01:15:25,199 --> 01:15:29,119
your visit for Switch? We got
three minutes. Can't wait to go back

936
01:15:29,159 --> 01:15:40,000
again if he'll have me, Susan. That's a phrase her visiting. Okay,

937
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:46,239
all right, you creepy guys,
don't read anything into that. Why

938
01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:54,000
not, Hooters, You don't have
to explain Susan. It's okay, what's

939
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:59,840
going on. We don't judge anyway. Thank you. A pleasure to have

940
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,720
you back, Susan. And that'll
mean I have to clean my house again.

941
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:10,279
That's okay. Win when all right, I actually have another cat I'm

942
01:16:10,359 --> 01:16:15,039
trying to get us rid of add
to his family. Oh oh, he

943
01:16:15,119 --> 01:16:18,439
already has ten of them. How
many you have? Three? I have

944
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:24,319
about thirteen, I think? Yeah, well actually only three okay, all

945
01:16:24,399 --> 01:16:27,680
right when the cleaning people come,
just for sure, good number. That's

946
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:30,520
about enough. We have three?
Yeah, it's about three too many,

947
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:34,199
frankly, really, I love cat. What's four? What's another? Well?

948
01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:38,119
You have fifteen though, don't you, Susan? How many cats you?

949
01:16:39,119 --> 01:16:42,079
Most of them are outside? Okay, good, that's a good place.

950
01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:45,720
So so thank you. Cat loves
everywhere. I appreciate it. Club,

951
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:50,720
thank you, thank you club.
Well, it was good to be

952
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:56,359
here tonight, this cat stuff.
But yeah, it was a good show

953
01:16:56,399 --> 01:16:59,239
other than that big twinkie, big
twinky. So what do you got?

954
01:16:59,279 --> 01:17:02,960
Do you get anything that you can
reach? Nothing? Nothing special? No

955
01:17:03,079 --> 01:17:09,600
company tonight. Yeah, but you
know, and I don't know. The

956
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:13,079
only thing I have right now the
son of a bitch. Okay, all

957
01:17:13,159 --> 01:17:19,199
right, I really tortured. What's
your favorite donut? My favorite one?

958
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:27,479
Yeah? I like the boss in
cream, don't Yeah, bossing cream doing

959
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,760
it? Yep. Those two are
very good, mind too, yep.

960
01:17:30,359 --> 01:17:35,760
And Mac, I want you to
know that I even enjoyed having Club being

961
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:41,159
here tonight. Hm hm, well, you must be drinking. What are

962
01:17:41,199 --> 01:17:45,279
you drinking? Switch I figured that. Yeah, no, I'm gonna like,

963
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,199
I'm gonna being nice to you French
flu. People are picking on you

964
01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:55,520
now more than they should. And
I should say this. When I met

965
01:17:55,600 --> 01:18:00,720
club in person, go ahead,
way back at the Exeter UFO pests invited

966
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:06,399
back to I told I told the
gentleman, don't tell anybody, but it

967
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:11,960
was an absolute pleasure to meet you
in person. And then I've never heard

968
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,000
that on checks in the middle.
I have a video. I have a

969
01:18:15,119 --> 01:18:16,199
video of you guys meeting, by
the way, I could use it.

970
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:20,600
I can use it, so anyway, Okay, thank you Switchy for joining

971
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:25,079
us, and I think I thanked
everybody right one one of course. Thank

972
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:30,479
you Janieme for staying up later watching
the Celtics doing the show, watching Karen

973
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:36,880
Reid. It's the Triad. Yeah, okay, thanks, that's interesting.

974
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:43,439
We'll let you very soon. It's
good Netflix series. Oh yeah, I'm

975
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,319
telling you. They're already working down
there every day. This is Karen read

976
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:47,720
murder trial. If you don't we're
talking about, just google it. It's

977
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:51,680
an unbelievable murder trial going on in
Boston right now. Also, I want

978
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:58,560
to say to everybody if I haven't
apologized before that just recently, Apple and

979
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:03,840
a couple other around play to Spotify
apparently have been just putting ads into our

980
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:09,560
show just randomly. They put one, usually at the beginning, and then

981
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,119
they don't do any kind of editing. They just kind of jam the ad

982
01:19:12,199 --> 01:19:15,840
in and the program picks up after
the ad is over. There's nothing we

983
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:18,279
can do about it. This is
Apple, okay, And that's just the

984
01:19:18,319 --> 01:19:23,359
way it is with them. So
our advice would be, first of all,

985
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:25,439
people have written in and they say, and I tried this the other

986
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:29,920
day, okay, is that if
you when you hear the show start,

987
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:33,000
if you just say Alexa, for
instance, go ahead two minutes, it'll

988
01:19:33,039 --> 01:19:39,119
automatically go to where the show begins. Okay. That's it worked for me.

989
01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:41,800
That's okay. But an easier way
to do it is just go to

990
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,560
podbean dot com as the place that
you go to listen to the podcast podbean

991
01:19:47,399 --> 01:19:51,960
dot com because there's no commercials there. It's an archive of all the shows.

992
01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:56,520
So we're sorry for that. Whether
whatever we get it worked out,

993
01:19:56,600 --> 01:20:00,239
I have no idea they they some
reason they put University of Arizona at UDS

994
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,800
and our show, and that's just
like kind of like a mail in college.

995
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:08,399
Right. They don't have a football
team, do they club? I'm

996
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:12,039
looking at you. Yeah, you
sure it is in Phoenix Universe. Maybe

997
01:20:12,079 --> 01:20:15,399
that's it. Yeah, yeah,
the University of Arizona is actually pretty good.

998
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:18,199
Yeah, University of University of feet
on Phoenix, I believe. Anyway,

999
01:20:18,319 --> 01:20:23,039
So we're sorry, but if you
go to podbean dot com you probably

1000
01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:28,840
won't have that problem. Also,
homest Our Troops is our charity of the

1001
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:33,800
show. They're an organization that raises
funds to build houses for our veterans wounded

1002
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:38,520
in combat after nine to eleven that's
the Iraqi War and also the Afrighan War.

1003
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,520
They build these houses in a way
that is more adaptable to their knees,

1004
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,760
low account of space, not a
lot of stairs and so on.

1005
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,720
And then when they build them in
they're very nice houses. They rip up

1006
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,479
the mortgage, they give them the
key, they don't it's the house of

1007
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:56,520
life. No more mortgage payments and
they can go out and rejuring society in

1008
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:00,439
a way that they don't have that
headache every month. Okay, Home Truce

1009
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:05,159
ninety cents on your charity dollar goes
to our veterans. Okay, so please

1010
01:21:05,399 --> 01:21:09,720
google them see what they're about.
Also, we end to have a show

1011
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,079
by saying John McCain was not a
loser. He was not a loser.

1012
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:15,079
He was a war veteran. He
was a war hero. And it's a

1013
01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:19,039
disabled veteran. You don't make fun
of people like that. You respect them.

1014
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:24,319
So this is mac the entire gang. He's saying, until you hear

1015
01:21:24,439 --> 01:22:05,000
us next time, be safe,
be happy, and bye bye. Somebody

1016
01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:14,520
tell me mother, if I dying, somebody terrible mom umco that I die

1017
01:22:16,279 --> 01:22:41,439
that so he me on my soul
that he makes me mom, somebody terrible

1018
01:22:41,560 --> 01:24:15,039
mom umca if I die somebody terrible
mammac, that I s tea moksh oh

1019
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:55,239
oh my soul. Okay, thee
so need it. Someone to tell my

1020
01:24:55,560 --> 01:27:17,079
mom it's about time. Welcome the
are t mo to. So is this

1021
01:27:17,319 --> 01:27:24,399
please? Where time has died the
given son, and never a time in

1022
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:29,640
time to move in things gone by? If I can catch my mother filling

1023
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:45,000
by, its on no wave all
the road to treat it now, honey,

1024
01:27:46,119 --> 01:27:51,960
its trees of God. The story
is not the has one South sixteen

1025
01:27:53,199 --> 01:27:59,560
or catch your time, you the
feeling, watched your f then was on

1026
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:30,239
no o no road. Now my
house and house treating on this dark place.

1027
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:36,119
So it's back and went to lie. Just come in black m it's

1028
01:28:36,239 --> 01:28:42,479
dark place. It's the inside the
storm retreat some time at the time.

1029
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:50,239
It's got no where, oh,
no road to treat. And now my

1030
01:28:50,960 --> 01:30:17,000
strong house trees, now no strop
lamp sho say a sun be a stream

1031
01:30:20,720 --> 01:31:05,479
now str me right. He's ringing
on my face. It hasn't stopped raising

1032
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:14,760
for days. My what is a
fucking slowly? I been home one with

1033
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:21,560
the pus farty five can still after
party days in my mind a dry fire

1034
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:31,439
and crashing way and d up shind
side and I fall and your fun and

1035
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:39,800
me up when on the fall and
let me up? Getting on John g

1036
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:46,159
B be up? Can you be
here? And yeah up? He fee

1037
01:31:46,279 --> 01:32:02,800
from the drugs you get down four
him my so stashing in the ocean,

1038
01:32:03,199 --> 01:32:13,159
I'm losing control, dark sky all
around and I can't heal my feet touching

1039
01:32:13,319 --> 01:32:19,039
the ground, fified hands swim after
party and days in my mind and us

1040
01:32:19,600 --> 01:33:09,119
by the crashing way, let me
out fall and the days in my mind

1041
01:33:10,159 --> 01:33:32,840
sway s ye so sen win the
ball and the weekend and done and yeah,

1042
01:33:35,439 --> 01:37:23,720
and yet day I heard the love
story. Look at I'm the only

1043
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:34,720
one to blame for this. Somehow
it all adds up the scene soaring on

1044
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:44,720
the wings of pride. I flew
too high and like a recycleic like life,

1045
01:37:45,239 --> 01:38:15,560
like life, life, lie.
I can't be held responsible for blown

1046
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:21,520
behavior. I lost all contact with
my former savior. No one locked me

1047
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:28,399
out because I failed to fall up. I can't better live forever like Lorna,

1048
01:38:30,319 --> 01:38:45,680
My God, it's easy to be
sad when you lack a partner.

1049
01:38:46,319 --> 01:38:51,560
How would I react to a broken
hard Now? It ain't really true rock

1050
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:57,880
and roll unless sound hanging on to
you when I hold him? Next time,

1051
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:05,840
I told oh, the girls,
don't let go the goals. Don't

1052
01:39:06,000 --> 01:40:11,880
let go the gos. I I
haven't gone side, don't let friends all

1053
01:40:12,079 --> 01:40:17,159
pass. Let's just start laughing.
But you contains things start with it,

1054
01:40:17,720 --> 01:40:24,199
so that my life caring down unway. So they give up the money and

1055
01:40:24,439 --> 01:44:00,560
then some day let go stop the
way. I'm the only one to blame

1056
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:09,800
for this. Somehow it all adds
up the sea soaring on the wings of

1057
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:17,279
pride. I flew too high,
and like it the recycle, like with

1058
01:44:17,439 --> 01:44:28,880
the world. I try so hard
to leave, be high, to rid

1059
01:44:29,239 --> 01:44:41,039
myself of all but love, to
give and die, turn away and not

1060
01:44:41,399 --> 01:44:49,239
become another nail to appears to skin
the one who loves me more deeply than

1061
01:44:49,399 --> 01:45:00,119
the oceans, more abundanities of a
world embracing every holiday, and I feed

1062
01:45:00,439 --> 01:45:23,439
the want to side grip fight.
A grip speaker wants the waterflow, take

1063
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:34,960
my world, the farm. I
on myne take my world. The fun

1064
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:57,479
broke in on my knee. All
said and done, I stand alone amongst

1065
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:03,479
remains of a life I should not
over takes all I am just to believe.

1066
01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:15,399
Isn't a mercy that covers me?
Did you really have to die for

1067
01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:25,560
me? All I have for all? You are what I need and what

1068
01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:43,239
I believe? All worlds of Bob
chake my world about I on my need,

1069
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:56,720
change my well. A bom broke
in on my need, change my

1070
01:46:57,279 --> 01:47:34,199
world the Bob I am my mind. Me take my world in the darkest

1071
01:47:34,319 --> 01:47:41,920
darkness, in the blackness black on
a road to nowhere, there's no turning

1072
01:47:42,119 --> 01:47:46,960
back, lovely child, and touch
me, stop me in my tracks across

1073
01:47:47,079 --> 01:47:57,239
my heart, because it's true I'm
nothing with that you across my heart.

1074
01:47:57,479 --> 01:48:15,239
Because it's true. I'm nothing with
that, with the when the stars are

1075
01:48:15,319 --> 01:48:23,199
raging and the seas are high,
when the cat's fire across the smoky sky

1076
01:48:24,079 --> 01:48:30,640
and the castle's crumbled and the angels
cry across my heart cross Its true.

1077
01:48:32,239 --> 01:48:42,760
I'm nothing with that you cross my
heart. That's true. I'm nothing with

1078
01:48:43,079 --> 01:49:27,039
that with the gi I don't need
no res I don't need no vision.

1079
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:32,720
I'm just gonna stand here me my
own decision. I'm gonna listen to the

1080
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:45,279
rhythm of my heart. Sometimes I'm
nothing at all. You're always there when

1081
01:49:45,399 --> 01:49:58,640
I came. You always catch me
whenever I came across my heart. Because

1082
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:06,319
it's true. I'm nothing with that
on you cross my heart. This is

1083
01:50:06,479 --> 01:50:38,760
true. I'm nothing with that without
you. Sometimes I'm nothing at all.

1084
01:50:40,880 --> 01:50:53,399
You're always there when I came.
You always catch me whenever I am cross

1085
01:50:53,479 --> 01:51:01,680
my heart, because it's true.
I'm nothing with that across my heart.

1086
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:11,920
Because it's true. I'm nothing with
that you across my heart. It is

1087
01:51:12,079 --> 01:51:23,880
true. I'm nothing with that across
my heart. Because it's true. I'm

1088
01:51:23,960 --> 01:52:04,840
nothing with that without your h m
hm. Let feel up. Can you

1089
01:52:05,119 --> 01:52:15,359
hear mad, me up, me
up? Can you hear mad? Let

1090
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:25,520
me up? Getting me up?
Can you hear mad? Help me up?

1091
01:52:29,279 --> 01:53:24,640
It me up? Can you hear
mad? It's been so long since

1092
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:35,800
I've seen her face. I pray
she's too in fine. I still rick

1093
01:53:36,159 --> 01:53:45,960
come our sad last day. I
had hurt so bad to see her cry.

1094
01:53:48,800 --> 01:54:00,640
I didn't want to say good bye, said no my b mose remains.

1095
01:54:03,199 --> 01:54:12,800
Send him by. The roses never
came, Sending him my live,

1096
01:54:48,000 --> 01:55:02,479
same old world, same old us, lost in the sky. She needed

1097
01:55:02,640 --> 01:55:16,520
so much more than I could.
We knew that love cannot be too A

1098
01:55:16,680 --> 01:55:48,239
broken hearts can all wed. Man. I was hurt so bad to see

1099
01:55:49,359 --> 01:56:01,279
her crime. I didn't want to
say good bye. Send him my love,

1100
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:15,399
ambles remained, Send him my roses, damber game, send him my

1101
01:56:15,680 --> 01:57:34,279
love. M hm. Hey Mac
Maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete and

1102
01:57:34,359 --> 01:57:41,000
I'm sitting here with the one and
only Mac Maloney. Hi Mac pet Now,

1103
01:57:41,159 --> 01:57:44,199
Mac, you've got a new book
out called How to Dump a Body

1104
01:57:44,279 --> 01:57:47,479
at Sea and Not Get Caught that
you wrote with our pal, famous crime

1105
01:57:47,560 --> 01:57:51,479
novelist Mark Zappula. How did this
whole thing come about? Well, Mac,

1106
01:57:51,520 --> 01:57:55,760
and I have this mutual friend that
we would go out having fas with

1107
01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:58,880
every once in a while, and
he had the same twenty stories that he

1108
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:00,119
would tell us, kind of a
over and over again, and at some

1109
01:58:00,199 --> 01:58:02,760
point I said, you know,
we should write these down, and we

1110
01:58:02,880 --> 01:58:06,279
did and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd

1111
01:58:06,319 --> 01:58:09,000
you come up with it? Well, kind of the same thing. We're

1112
01:58:09,039 --> 01:58:12,239
in talking to this friend of ours
one night and he just said, you

1113
01:58:12,319 --> 01:58:14,680
know how to get rid of a
body sea? And I can taught,

1114
01:58:15,079 --> 01:58:17,560
And of course we didn't know,
and so he told us. And the

1115
01:58:17,640 --> 01:58:20,159
secret is in the book. But
I can say that it involves a lot

1116
01:58:20,199 --> 01:58:25,520
of chainling fence and some crabs.
Now, Mac, you gave me an

1117
01:58:25,560 --> 01:58:28,319
advanced copy of the book, and
like I said before, it's one of

1118
01:58:28,359 --> 01:58:31,159
the funniest things I've ever read.
It reminded me of the Sopranos if the

1119
01:58:31,239 --> 01:58:35,399
Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks
Pet. But it also gives you instructions

1120
01:58:35,439 --> 01:58:41,279
on how to do some pretty shady
stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well,

1121
01:58:41,399 --> 01:58:44,760
yeah, the book is about the
true life adventures of a druveniut Delinklent

1122
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:47,600
growing up in Boston, in the
late nineteen eighties, so you get a

1123
01:58:47,640 --> 01:58:50,319
lot of the inside stuff, like
the best way to steal a car,

1124
01:58:50,720 --> 01:58:54,840
the best way to burn a car, how to make fake ideas, things

1125
01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:57,840
like that. But in one chapter
you actually tell people how to turn an

1126
01:58:57,880 --> 01:59:01,720
old, broken down Toyota into a
brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps

1127
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:05,119
and it actually works. Yeah.
I know it sounds crazy. I didn't

1128
01:59:05,119 --> 01:59:08,880
believe until I saw the proof,
but yes, it actually works. Now,

1129
01:59:09,079 --> 01:59:11,640
one last question. There's a lot
of laughs in the book, but

1130
01:59:11,880 --> 01:59:16,159
also a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is it really

1131
01:59:16,399 --> 01:59:21,319
all true. It's really all true, but on the advice of a publisher,

1132
01:59:21,520 --> 01:59:25,560
they've asked us not the same thing
beyond that for legal reason. But

1133
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:29,840
yes, it is all true.
Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump

1134
01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:33,520
a body at sea and not get
caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac

1135
01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:38,520
and crime writer Mark Zippula. Get
it today on Amazon.