Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to your I was gonna no, I
was wrong. I was gonna say, for it's not the first edition,
right, we did after nine. That was January, right, it was
early January. The first one. It was January. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was that last one. Yeah, I think so. But
yes, we're here for after nine. This is the first movie night of
the year. The little we do one a quarter and it's like pretty close
to we just did the mean one in December. But we're doing this now
because Madam Webb's coming on. I thought, you know, let's let's watch
a bad Spider Man. Well debatable, we'll see, and the patrons had
chosen, uh Spider Man three with Tobe McGuire. But I'm you know,
tressed now, you know me, I'm the voyeur. Kirkland Patzer, the
voyeur. Tell me about that right away. Yeah, it sounds miss voy
viewing like I was. I had viewer, but it just sounded weird voyeurs.
You know what it means, right, Well, I'm spying on Spider
Man tonight. Is that what it means? Is it the definition of voyeur?
I thought voyeur is like you're ye means you get pleasure watching people have
sex so they're naked. Oh that's well, that's not happen specifically, diary
pleasure with that, I've seen a few videos dictionary or orban Dictionary. That's
officially the term the voyeur. I know there's a Sydney Sweeney movie called the
Voyeurs. Well, that's what that movie is about. Actually it's about people
watching feel of sex. So that I'm keeping. And for a second I
forgot that the vampire movie was. It's the voyage You're right of the demeter.
That's what it is, The voyager. You have it. For a
second I thought was the Voyeur of the Mirror. Like, yeah, I'm
like, why didn't have that title? This question everything I think, I
think, so definitely, Yeah, I'm joined by by the way, I'm
two year old. Sorry, I didn't know. Everyone else went everybody's it's
a Friday night, everyone's in, trills are all off. But yeah,
so I've already dropped the link, so whenever if anyone wants to join that,
oh, I have my voice to chat on my phone as I'm trying
to share a link. So hopefully that didn't happen. But yeah, We're
gonna give about tennis minutes here, let people get in, and then we'll
be starting the movie. So dyl Mus, I know you and I have
talked about this. I mean, I think this was year. I can't
remember recording wise because it would have been for twenty seventeen, so I don't
know for recording in twenty sixteen or it came in twenty seventeen. But you,
me and Kyle a long time ago did a retro for Spider Man three.
Is that the last thing you saw it? Or have you seen it
since then? It is, well the last time, and I've maybe watched
the first Toby movie since then. Yeah, but since we did like all
those, I have not revisited them in quite some time. Amazing Spider Man
either, So yeah, definitely been a while for Spider Man three. And
that was you know, not even as a as a kid. This one
wasn't when of my super nostalgic ones. I think I was win more of
the first two. There's no X three, you know. Yeah, there's
no X three. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been quite a
few years in the moons. What about you, mister Patzer? When the
last thing to watched this movie? You know, I think it's been a
while. Actually, I recently watched Spider Man one and two, like back
to back. I don't know why, it just kind of stopped there.
So this is like perfect timing actually, because it wasn't too long ago that
I watched those first two movies. So I feel like this is a good
little completion of the Remi Spider Man trilogy. And I can't wait because yeah,
the first time I saw this, it was in theaters at a friend's
birthday party, and just loved it from the get go. I thought that
was just such a great telling of the Spider the Black Spider Man, the
Black Symbiote Spider Man story, and it's just so funny how my feeling is
kind of wavered over the years, maybe just seeing other versions of that done,
But I still have like a special place in my heart for sure with
this movie. And yeah, it's gonna be a fun time. I would
say technically it's probably still the best one we've gone live action though unfortunately where
we are, you know, because I know we didn't retell the story tell
Marty, But like, I guess it'll come down. But for me personally,
I'm gonna pick Spierman three every time to watch over Venom. In my
opinion, you know, there's some goodness that I would agree. Yeah,
well you, mister Field, I feel like this is a movie that you
maybe have seen a few more times than the others. I don't know about
me, but I just feel like I feel like this when you would just
throw on Terror talks about random movies, you would just throw on to be
like, oh hey, I'm gonna put this on. You know, I
really really love this movie. I really This is the out of the trilogy,
the Toby trilogy. This is the first one I actually got on DVDs.
My dad bought it and I remember seeing seeing Toby go through his his
dark face here with the black hair. This is what motivated me, is
like, oh no, I want to dye my hair black green instead just
the tip o goblin goblin green. I love that. Like I also had
a face when I died my hair black. But it was because like a
wrestler who was like really musty and tuh like Randy Orton does ourcaree and you're
like, I want to look like Toby maguire. That My experience was bad
because my dad did a terrible job dye my hair. So he actually just
dyed my scalp and then the rest of my hair did not turn black.
It was awful, just awful. Even I don't understand the logistics suppose possible,
So it just whatever he did instructions wise didn't work. So if you
were to like push back my hair and you just see the scalp, that
was all like colored, like the bottom hair like just growing out there,
but the on top stuff was not. So I had like the inch of
like the smallest inch of black hair, and it was by the scalp.
We're going to bring in our first few or April. How are you doing?
And did you dye your hair? Because Tobey Maguire as well. No,
my hair was all sorts of weird tellers, but it didn't have anything
to do with Spider Man. What was the first what was the first time
in your life whether it was like was it just oh I want that color
or was it obviously not Toby, but was it something you saw where it's
like, oh, I want to look like that person character thing? No,
So I tried to die it like a normal red color, like normal,
and it turned out hot pink and it pissed my parents off so bad
that then I just wanted to keep doing red color. Yeah that's good.
Yeah, I feel like if because did you go and get that done or
did you do it yourself? No, I did it myself. Yeah.
I feel like the first die, I'll see the black. But when I
bleached my hair for the first time, it was not. It had like
a really gold color to it, and I had to completely like rebleach it.
So I feel like the first time is never never positive. It's still
pretty good, though, Like I feel like orange is where you don't want
to be on the bleaching absolutely. Yeah, I've seen a lot of especially
when you use the purple. I saw a lot of bad videos. So
it was just that it was it was not I think either it was like
a left and too long or took out too quickly, and then I read
it it was fine. But yeah, there's something or those worst when you
bleach it and you see people that day, it just they just like fry
at the hair and they killed it and it's just like that. It's just
very hard and then you kind of have to get it cut or you just
have to like get it back healthy. I don't know. What you do.
I think just lots of shampoo over time, right, or you just
cut it off start fresh. Yeah, April, what was the last time
you saw Spider Man three? Probably within the last year. I watched this
movie a lot. It's one of your favorite so in general for Spider Man
or like, is is this still your fair of the trilogy? No,
Spider Man two, I think is. I can say the best comic book
movie of all time. But yeah, I love this one. Yeah,
okay, that's fair. I have to ask because I had just seen it
recently. I saw your letterbox score. You gave the Beekeeper four and a
four and a half at a five. It was fun, it was dumb
and it was fun. Well, I know the discord MIC's all over it.
People seem to be less not clay as usual, you know, the
big big fail score and whatnot. But have you finished at Travis? I
did it's three sittings. I watched it in three sevenths, so act one
I know it was like fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, and then another time.
There was one time I put it on and the first time I was
just like taken away from something, and then the second time I think I
just was not interested, so I paused it and stopped, and then the
third time, Okay, I'm gonna finish this movie, and uh I will
it goes places you wouldn't expect. No, I did not expect to get
to the president and stuff like. I don't know. I don't care if
that's a spoiler. It's just like I was on Taylor's team though that I
agree that I actually did like Hutcherson in the movie playing a Weirdoh. I
think he should be like Elijah Wood and just he was so good. Keep
being more weird characters, you know. I feel like that's a great place
for a career to go. You know, do some big, huge blockbuster,
make enough money for the rest of your life, and then just play
freaks for the rest of your life. I think that's the ideal route as
an actor. Is there a current start now, Dylan that's like super serious
that you beg I just want to see him be a freak for the next
five years. And I think it would have to because I think of like
Daniel Radcliffe and as Wood is like the two staples of that career path.
So I'm trying to think, who's like a young up and comer right now?
Who might just hit it big? Oh yeah, who is a young
star? Because yeah that was what you said Radcliffe and Elijah and Elijah Wood
did that too Lord of the Rings so yeah, and then Hutcherson, So
who's the next, Like, who's a young star right now? Timothy Une?
Yeah, I guess he was just because three equivalent type. It's like
a smaller version. But I feel like Hunger Games is like a smaller version
of Harry Potter and uh Lord of the Rings right, like it didn't blow.
I don't know how much money does Josh Josh Hutcherson have compared to Elijah
Would and Daniel like he must have I don't know, a twenty fifth of
the probably yeah, unless those two spent their money very poorly though, right,
you never know. It's like nick Age, you think every want of
money videos were. Elijah Wood just owns like ten million records. I'm sure
that's apparently Josh's net worth is twenty million. Not bad, maybe, I
don't know why did you do the quotations like that? Well, I mean,
how reliable is Google? It's help? Yeah, it's probably not worth
right yeah? No, but who knows because like negative twenty million dollars.
He made some terrible investments. You have someone like Nick h you did do
that. He made a bunch of money. He bought like an island,
and then years later he was in dead and had to like sell the island
because everyone was like, why did you buy an island? You know,
but it's a question. Yeah, well ask this person, Pansy. If
you have the money, you're buying an island. No, Dan, I
don't think that's for me. That's my responsibility. Yeah, you have like
a vision if you buy an island, Yeah, make it like a dinosaur
park, big disaster right there. You're gonna lose all your money due to
loss, like unless it's just you on the park, but there would be
some nice but just owning an island and knowing nobody else is on it,
you know, just going there and be like it's just you. There's something
nice about that, right, Well, expect no one to be there until
things get creepy. It's like a midnight mass that's the movie. Yeah,
set up midnight mass. Oh right, I forgot about that. What was
for a second by someone buy island midnight mass? No, that's why I
want an island. I was like, what point did I this that they
bought an island. It's a secluded island. Yeah, it's you only get
there by boat, but that's fair. But Pansy, how's it going.
It's going good. I'm really excited to watch Spider Man. It's been quite
a bit since I've watched it. So we were just taught. We were
just talking about this, and you have some expertise. What was the first
inspiration for dyeing your hair in your life? Well, the first time I
dyed my hair was when I was like thirteen. Was it successful? Uh
uh no, yeah, keeping with the trend, I wanted to go lighter,
so like I just got a box and die from the grocery store and
went more blonde. It was fine. I mean I learned quickly. I
still dye my own hair like fifteen years later, but I've learned a lot
along the way. Yeah. So repetition is good because it's just and I
just like, it's not a fence to them. I just I had one
hair dresser and then once they were tired, I never found someone that like
matched up to it. So now, whether it's hair cutting or dying,
it's like it's all it's all my hands, you know. So yeah,
and then when do you think when was the last time you saw this movie?
Hansy? Do you remember? Uh? It was probably when I was
like a teenager, so yeah, like eight years ago. Oh man,
those are the days. Eight years ago I was still an adult. No,
there was a point where eight years ago as a team. But yeah,
I remember loving this movie. I think I saw three times in the
theater. It was like The Bee's Knees in middle school, like it was
a big deal to get to the trilogy. And uh, yeah, here
we are, wait till Taylor gets back. And I know some other people
are on the way, and that's what's gonna happen. If anyone joins late,
just que up and we'll tell you where were I. We'll try our
best to sink. Oh so we can't bring up the movie or that would
just completely destroy the whole channel, but you know, we try our best.
So but yes, And then where are you guys watching for because I
know in Canada we got on Disney Plus somehow, so I'm not sure where
is it do you guys on streaming service? Hands your Okay? I was
gonna say you're illegally. You watching this somewhere. That's good. Okay,
Yeah, that's cool that all the Disney they're on Disney Plus now it's her.
It's nice and easy. You know. This is a I guess I
should read this. This is a huge synopsis they got here. Peter Parker
finally has the girl of his dreams, Mary Jamy Watson, and New York
City is in the throes of the Spider Mania. But when a strange alien
sim turns spiderman suit black, his darkest demons come to light, changing spear
Man's inside as well as out. Oh I don't like that sentence. I
got his darkest demons come to light, changing Spider Man inside as well as
out. Yeah, I don't like that at all. That that that's a
weird one. Spider Man is in for the fight of his life against a
lethal mix of villains, the Deadly Sandman, Venom, and the New Goblin,
as well as the enemy within himself. Of course they're you know,
of course there's a enemy within himself. My least sir name of all time
said this many times. A geek. First thing we tell about the retrod
on New Goblin, one of the most laziest names for a villain ever.
That's the Nintendo naming scheme, which I hate so much, just naming things
new what what? What? Else? Is? What? What am I
missing? Nintendo has the new tag on it. So many things they had,
like the new Nintendo three D s they had, like new Pokemon Snap.
And there's probably at least ten other examples. They do it all the
time. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to watch out for that.
Yeah, okay, let's pull the movie. Oh, there he is,
Jones. You're either you okay, Taylor, Yeah, you can find the
baby, Salve. I'm glad. I'm glad you said that last word.
You just said couldn't find the baby, and that's very worried. Yeah.
Well, before we start, let's bring in Joshua. Right, Hello,
Joshua's it going, sir? I'm doing quite well. How are you guys?
Very good? Yes, the first time? Yeah, it's crazy.
The what a way to bring it in with Spider Man three? You know,
yeah, I thought if there was ever gonna be a moment, it
would be this movie. You know, when was the last thing you saw
us? Let's see it was probably for your Aucaman two review. So,
yeah, so you watched Spider Man three for Auckaman two? No? No,
no, what what was the question? I'm sorry, last time?
The movie? The movie? No, we're not that faint. When did
you last watch I'm sorry? Okay, that's okay. I was like,
I was so confused, like, why is he watching Spider Man three for
I want to hear the three? When did you watch that last? I'm
a huge spider guy, so I tend to watch like each movie at least
twice a year, so I probably watched it. Yeah, I probably watched
it around like September ish. I was doing a whole ranked list for Letterbox,
so I probably watched it around like September time. Yeah, back twice.
So do you do like a one year like the beginning year when you're
the end or is it like you're doing those two within a time period.
It's just whenever I feel like running through them, to be honest, like,
whenever I start, I try to go through the entire kind of Spider
Man live action film list and then yeah, and does this include include the
Sony ones as well, like Venom and Morbius and everything. No, just
true, that's really committing. That's you know, sounds like a Sony executive
like, oh you watch you also include venom of course, right, you
love those? Yeah, okay, so all right, so we're gonna bring
it up here, so we'll oh, sorry, Taylor, yes, Joshua,
who is all on your shirt? There? I see Nightcrawler I think
and Spider Man Taylor, come on, Oh yeah, Cyclops made it because
he doesn't usually make those things, you know, so good for him.
I bought it at an overpriced vintage store. So overpriced vintage store, very
nice, good, fine, looks well priced, not an over fight looks
well. So I'm wearing it. So all right, so we'll pull up
the movie here. Everyone, when you got the movie, just give like
a Now. I don't want to do the two thumbs because it does that.
Give give a middle thumb, you know. When we got up there,
and then I'll do countdown and we'll try to sing okay, you're rather
to okay. So in three to one play here we go should be seen
the lady with the torch, and then here we go she's on screen.
Now yeah, oh that's a good question. We should ask Tokajima. Well,
because remember in the game thing he kept showing They keep showing her the
Columbia Lady because he's like, I'm making a game slash movie. So all
that score Jenny Joseph. There you go. But that's just the name of
the actual person that was the Like, that's not a fake drawing, that's
a perse, that's a model. She wasn't a model, she wasn't an
actress. She had never prosed professionally before or after. So yeah, iconic
career though, I mean absolutely. I hope she's getting paid. I was.
I was gonna say she must get royalties for each project she appears.
So they snapped me and she later, Oh man, that now the I
always loved these openings, great little fun way just to recap what's been going
on, you know, like I feel like more movies should do these people
talk about like a homework problems or how many sequels there is? Like this
gives you everything, these webs you're seeing Mary James Ingle Ben. You know,
I'm remember these as a young and really get to the fucking movie.
Like it always felt way too long. I have coult have to agree.
What but do you still watch the's on your rewatch? Yes? Okay,
dude, I try to usually usually I'm just doing something else while they're happening,
but that's fair. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Bryce els Howard is
in here. But yeah, yeah, the Spider Man two. Did this
one come out? Like people probably needed a little bit of a recap,
Yeah, three years because I remember Spider Man one came out, and because
my mom watched Entertainment tonight, it was a big deal because spi they're talking
about SPIERMN and the success, like everyone watched, and they said that that
after that, it was like the week in our second weekend, they announced
Spiermen two and three like together and said it was gonna be two thousand and
four, two thousand and six, but this one got a little delayed so
it came out in seven. But yeah, it was that first one was
a big deal, so they're like, yeah, we're gonna I don't know
if there was ever. I think there was actually rumors that were going to
shoot four and five back to back, but obviously that didn't happen, didn't
go that route. But look at that. And then this is the first
film that Danny Elfman doesn't score because him and Sam Raimi had a falling out
before this movie, and then they got back together later. I think it's
just a different creative visions or something like that. I can try and get
more tea. We'll see if Jenny Joseph knows anything. But yeah, because
his Spider Man scores, Oh my god, some of the best superhero music
out there. It collapsed, It collapsed. I didn't think that was better.
It's a young INDI. It smacks, clasp slaps slaps m let's see,
I was trying to find the tea. He just chose not to return
because of difficult just as difficulties with director Sam Raimi. So it's a very
blanket just you know, it's me. Oh man, the c G.
I not a fandom. It's just it's always fun going back to the because
yeah, yeah, I don't do the two yearly rewatches. So yeah,
it a bit of a shock, you know, yeah, especially these movies
coming up later on. They got some very looks, like very video game
me like ask animation like of that era. You know. So, but
things are going good for Peter, you know, if you don't remember yet,
he's got Mary Jane. Now he's somewhat figured out his life. For
some reason, there's thirty year old people that are bowling him still in college.
The first Gwen Stacy. Somehow she should be blonde more often she looks
really good blonde. Yeah, I'm open to it, agreed. I don't
know why she hasn't. And then in front it's always a funny swap because
Dunce is blonde in real life, the hair red. And then same thing
for Brice House Howard's that's funny interesting, Yeah, like who curricle and you
just finished like some schooling days, that happening to you while you're taking your
testy? Always a mirror? Who just carries a mirror on the I've never
once carried a mirror on me in my life. Like I guess we also
lived in the generation where have phones, but I've never had like a pocket
mirror that I can use for myself or to bully like a scout. Like
what makes him the target like over others in the class. I think it's
just still that he's nerdy. Peter Parker, Yeah, he's still like the
stories of high school traveled to college and they followed him. There really are
a freak, Peter. Yeah, a little law line land here, I
Taylor, your favorite parts coming up? This is uh as someone that's known
tailor for now over ten years. Is this moment he drops this meme a
lot of a certain character watching totally. I love it. I would say
this is the top five Taylor meme usage. I feel like it comes up
every time we buy movie tickets as well. It's like what we recreated it
in the movie theater we did recreate for black Adam right, I forgot about
that. Yeah, great dress, great hair, which is It's also it's
strange that I feel like the movie they do like they make it seem like
she's good, everyone's happy. But remember the plot line come up later on?
Is that like they think she sucks and they got to replace her.
It's a very like there's no cellar, she's replaced. They just lowballer.
Oh here he comes in Goblin. Oh yeah, this is like so this
was an arrow where I think Franco was becoming a better actor. I think
Franko was awful in this movie, especially when we get to the nesia part,
Like he's making some Orlando bloom and grand Trismo choices in this movie.
For sure, you know the bocolayers are gonna come back up. Well,
he's the only person with bidos too, How bad are his eyes? Okay,
so there, I guess you get that the crow that she's good.
But now if you forget he caught Peter killing his dad, you know,
supposedly raise him from the dead. Now again, what I've never understood is
at the end of Sperman two, he found the Goblin layer, bombs,
glider, everything, and he still doesn't understand why Peter maybe would have killed
him. You know, he's just like, my dad was an innocent goblin.
But you know that's fine. Mm hmm. I like good joke,
good joke with the flowers. I like that also something I would probably share
my significant other. You know, our best friend is not talking to me
anymore because he thinks I killed his dad. But he's not given MJ that
information yet, which is odd. I mean, does she know that Harry's
dad was green goblin, because that's another thing that should be unveiled to her.
But would you not? Would you not want to tell her that?
Like, yeah, okay, that's what I mean. You're affected that first
movie by Harry's father, Yeah, and I killed him accidentally. Like,
I just feel like, once they're together, that's definitely a conversation. Night
two at least, maybe not night one but night two after though, Right,
that's the whole point of keeping it separate, keeping the spidy stuff separate
from the Peter stuff. Yeah, but she knows, she knows, now,
you know, look at how juice Franco is. Right, she doesn't
know he's bathing in the juice of the chamber. Yeah, Defoe took it
so bad. But Harry, that must feel so good him coming out of
that, Like, he must just feel percent right, steroid good expearment.
Piece of gum. That's what what it's like to chew five gum. You
should make that one. It's like the chew five gun. He made like
a five or six of those back in the minute. Yeah, now I
do know this is high up, but very risky to do in public.
No mask, Like, I don't think it's that high that I would,
you know, you canna explain it though. But he just made the bed
for them and then dipped to go fight time. I would have so many
questions. Why do you make a bed for you? Why isn't it sticky?
He's a voyeur. He's a voyeur. Everything's going good. They love
each other, you know, other than Harry, it's all going good.
But yeah, so for the first movie she wore a wig that she's been
a record that she absolutely hated, and then the next two she dyed her
hair, which that's why you can see in the first one her red is
like very comic bookie like crayon red, and this is like a natural like
ginger aubroom sort of color. So great Spidey sense didn't hear any of that
going on. Webin of mass destruction right beside him, but you know,
pretty convenient spacing. Actually, yeah, do anything that's something you would notice.
I don't know. If I'm making it with Mary Jane on a web
I feel like on my priorities are elsewhere. That's fair, Maybe I wouldn't.
Yeah. I always loved just the look of this. It just looks
so alien creepy. Yeah, nice, and gooeye looks sticky, you know.
Yeah, that's a good thing. Reminds me of Flubber. Yeah,
that'd be a good crossover man like put the put the Symbiote in the Flubber
movie. Very different outcome. Yeah, there's some multiverse where Rob Williams plays
a great carnage. I'm just throwing it out there, you know. The
comedic timing, and that's for sure, absolutely absolutely, Uh, here we
go. It's got Flint Marcot, Flint Marco, freshly escape from prison,
looking twice directly into our soul onto the camera. Here. It's really it
looks a lot like John Cena his face. Yeah, oh that's been a
pop That was a popular fan cast in the hall and era. I was
seen as that, So I'd be down child's bedroom window not locked. Very
in New York where there's lots of crime, we've established prisoners, the prisoners
on the loose. He's got at the letters. That's nice, good dad.
You know, I guess debatable, but he tries, yeah, there
are prison letters, so I guess that's where I'm That's where I'm on the
debatable side. But yeah, he's trying. Oh great shirt, great shirt
to stay on like unnoticed too, you know, like if you're gonna be
run away from the cops, that's the shirt you want to wear, the
bright green Steve blue clue shirt. Ripping bread with Yeah, like when he
went to prison, did he forget how to use a knife? Like why
is he a barbarian? Just like, Okay, Taylor, you ever so
your parents have a conversation like this where you're sneaking the door like that.
No, and I got to sleep. I'm out. I don't wake up
Katy. I like the actors. And his name's Thomas Hayden, right,
Thomas Church. Yeah, he was in Daddy's Home and I loved his character
in that movie. That was really funny. Nice. The other movie that
I loved him, well, there's two. You gotta love him sideways,
but also in George's Jungle he's great in George the jungle Man. He goes
for he choose all that scenery. It's a good, good role. M
in the locker room his daughter. What's wrong with the daughter she just has?
I think they just say she's sick, like they don't give any any
brahma to it. That's fair again, you know the postm in a good
way. Raymie does that. He likes to make his villain synthetic, so
he's like, okay, yeah, he's trying to raise money for his daughter.
M. I don't know about that. But he's a bread stealer.
Though he wouldn't steal money, he just always stole bread specifically. That's omnus
omnous way to answer you. Aunt, there what's wrong? And who knows
how late it is? What if he's here at like midnight? It's m
jerry, he's just standing there. There's the clock right there. What time
is that? That's like two in the morning. Yeah, oh my god,
to fucking coming show up in the moon. She's in the trunk.
I need your health, am man. Peter. Oh, you always said
she was like an angel, so I made it that way. Yeah,
two am. That's like that's uncalled for. I get that he's out doing
Spider Man stuff, but what's all me doing? Though? Like, really
like what she got sleep? Like Kirkle when you're retired and if you had
a niece, nephew, grandson, whatever you want them, Am, what
what's the problem? Cookland Jr. It's I'm getta marry. You would be
like, send me the kit. I'll get the kit. Let's do it.
I know where to berryes out there the clones. But she's cooking,
so she's prepared. It's a crazy tea set that she has. Yeah,
I feel like I've never noticed that before. Yeah, that like the kind
of want it. Yeah, Capcity Square, Yeah, it looks like something
Queen would have. You know, it's got a lot of narcotics there too,
a little opio. That's how she's retired. Kirkling on the side,
she's she's gonna she was gonna be the villain with Spiderman four, but they
didn't get that far. She just kind of not roasts, but just those
subtle shade at Peter here. Why see we've married fifty years and oh yeah,
of course, yeah right, she does that a few times in these
movies. I'm like, you, son of a bitch. Yeah, it
would have been fifty if it was. But here you are waking me up
at two am to talk about you getting married. Thanks, there you go
sinking the ring. That's why he was actually there two am, just to
get that fucking ring. You know, I don't know why I have been
towards it, the thing on your finger. I got everything but a ring.
I genuinely thought, because they set up the Layoway ring at the start
that end May just got him a wedding ring. I didn't connect the dots
at the time that this is her ring. We mean it at the time.
So you mean every time you've watched this every time? Yeah, I
just thought that, like, oh, the Layoway ring, and May went
out and bought it, so until this moment, didn't know that was her
ring. No, No, I knew, I knew okay for a while
though. Oh, here's the very video gaming like animation, like oh sevens
or Spy Kids energy. Absolutely yeah, and it's always it's always looks better
when the mask is gone because you can have Oh, man, new goblin
is just messing them up. He looks so cool. Who new goblins?
So cool? He's like a fifty to fifty for me. I like the
mask, but like the cautions, very sold mask. Yeah, Like he's
just wearing green old navy stuff, you know, like the pants, the
sweater. I like his like arm blades cool, very batman esque. And
he's got that sword too. Yeah. See, I like the weapons.
The look can be desired. These poor people whose wallet is three am,
some man's got thrown into their wall. Oh I feel like he showed his
hand too soon here by revealing his identity. What do you mean? Oh?
I feel like, yeah, he's say incognito, but I guess his
planet yeah probably not too Yeah, I guess his plan was just to kill
him tonight, right, so there was gonna be like in his mind,
there's gonna be no rematch, just I'm gonna execute Peter and that's it.
Yeah, yeah, steal his girl the next morning. Yeah, go to
Aunt May at three am. It's MJ. I'm gonna marry her. Harry.
Yeah, by the way, I killed your nephew. But I'm keeping
this ring right. A great shot though, They use that in every single
trailer for this movie, that shot of him going for the ring that was
all over. I'd be so pissed off at the ring or because he took
his board. The fact that he lost the ring. Yeah, that's what
tips you over the edge. Yeah, not that you're trying to get killed,
it's the ring, but yeah, it would it would suck. I
agree with Taylor. So, Taylor, are you saying you would take the
board the snowboard guider over the original glider. I mean, Harry's moving way
fucking better on this. That's what I asked you. I just want to
what you do. I feel like for a maneuver, but like the glider
looks cooler, But I think I take the board because I think you're doing
way more damage with the board. I'm going with the og glider. Yeah,
you're doing killed the original rider attachments there What about you, Joshua,
do you have a preference between the board and the original writer. I'm gonna
have to go with the Board on this one. Like you said, the
maneuverability, it just looks way faster. Glider can't here, right, that's
true, but you can. You could get on the other side and just
be sitting there. Yeah, that's our glider. But then again, him
being in this narrow kind of alleyway kind of went against him. Mm hmm,
yeah, it is his downfal April. What about you? The original?
Okay, Pansy, definitely the original. I just don't like the look
of the like snowboarding. I like the green lights though. It's like those
cars that are souped up by the lights underneath. I like that aspect of
it. So if I could do that to the glider, you know it
loves cars. Well, I don't like it, but I when I play
Grand Theft Auto, I tell you there's lights underneath my car. You know
you're gonna get Emily to put lights under the She hates those. No,
she hates anything I'm remotely like about cars, Like, oh, that's ugly.
Like, okay, I guess not. We're not gonna soup up s
uv mammobile with lights. Look at this always confuse me. Harry just blocked
that explosion with his forearms. Didn't affect his hair at all anything. No,
No, it looked like the other there's another blade that impacts it.
But he went through fire, I'm saying, yeah, and he just covered
like like he has no even first degree burns. All his hair is intact
and the like still push you away. Yeah, but no, he got
taken out by this that green juice just flame, flame tartan or whatever it's
called flame tartant retardant. Kirk, I'm sorry on that one. Oh my
god, I did exactly what I wanted to, Like, what did he
like? What did he think was gonna happen? Maybe he thought he was
going for his legs instead of his head, right, That's that's why I
can tell myself he was going for the board, but he had it pretty
high. Do you like, do you strip him down naked? Or you
taking this guy was in goblin apparel trying to kill me. Yeah, I've
always talked about this. This must have been an awkward like, so what
happened here tonight? And they say it's like a hidden run but it's like,
I don't know, you guys are like blades on his wrists and sh
I think he stripped him of that stuff and just left with like the old
navy gear. But yeah, maybe naked, like lifting him over his shoulder,
hid and run, hid it run. What a wild three a m
for Peter though, you know, even more wild for Flint Marco. He's
in aking. Brady's just running for his life. It's at least four am
now, it's a long night. Absolutely, the Sun's about to come up
any moment now. But the good thing is with this shirt. Wow,
that shirt so bright you can still see him and put it pitch black in
these shots. That's through barbed wire. I'm amazed he went through that like
adrenaline. Though, right he didn't jail, so yeah, must have a
strategy for barbed wire or something that was year two. He's okay, how
do I evade barb wire? Oh? He's like getting UFO abducted right there.
I feel like this kind of testing with warrant a better fucking fence,
to be honest, absolutely, just a fence with barbed wire. Yeah,
like why are they doing this at four am? You know, well,
it's spooky. It's like spooky. Probably clock, which I don't think moved
in that whole scene, so maybe you got to change the battery broken clock.
It's always right twice a day, Peter, do you appreciate, as
we've complained about many movies in like the last decade, all this nighttime stuff
you can visibly see, you know, there's lights everywhere. Great, great
use of it being night time time before trying to run out of that a
little delayed reaction. Oh, is this setting off some of your trigger moments?
Kirkling? It looks like those type of b things you're scared of.
Honey comb. It looked like a honeycomb. They're a bit it doesn't.
It was a bunch of little just like things together. It's weird. Is
clothing does this too? Right? There's anything in there? Right? You
also just wouldn't want to naked Salmon well like genetically speaking as DNA is reacting
to the demolecularization, but like the clothing, I feel like it would just
shred up and he'd be naked like Goblin Junior. Peter's just playing a bunch
of naked villains in the half mm hmmm, of course, Now imagine if
this wasn't the case. And Peter walked in there and right away Harry was
like, that's the man who killed my father, Like he still remembered that
portion. Yeah, Like, oh so that's our Peter's being sneaky. But
he's being sneaky, right, Yeah, he looks like he's gonna put a
pillow over there. This is Franko had some of his lowest acting. I'll
say this whole portrays him neat this next thirty minutes. Yeah, m hmm.
And who told him that? Like, I guess that he mentioned a
doctor's doctor, dude, your dad's dead, dude, sorry, like your
buddy. I know that face. I know that. Yeah. I was
ready to like brace for the last thing. I remember just that scene in
the He does get that later on, it's not as scary as the but
he does get the flash. And last night I was and like, what
does that mean? Harry's like, and now I'm back home. You're in
a fucking hospital, dude, Like, I don't even know what he's talking
about here. Well, he did suffer, but why would he say I'm
back home. Maybe he's confused, definitely confused. He thinks he lives here
indicate that he's not doing all right. You guys seem great. She's like
right under concerned all the best for me. I've always contested that there's two
ways they should have gone. That they either should have done the whole movie
with Harry as a villain, like a one villain, or just cut out
the whole New Goblin stuff and just focus on the other two. Because you
know, we didn't need amnesia and all this stuff, but because we had
to like bench Harry for act too, we had to do something. I
feel like it's it's I have. Obviously it's not a heavy burden on Toby
or Spider Man's mind right now because he's smiling, But I feel like just
to think that he can put all that in the past and just make this
brief little bit of hatred be erased. I feel like there's just so much
weight that needs to tell Harry, like this is really it, This is
really what happened. Like I killed your father, but it was self defense,
so you think you should tell now, like first first, first,
he's just my dad's dead, right, Yeah, I killed him, but
don't trust me. He was in self defer. Well, maybe not even
saying like I killed him. But he has the chance to come forward and
actually tell him what actually happened, because that's what we wanted to do.
He wanted to tell Harry what really happened, and here's his chance. But
he's like, oh no, we're just gonna play it cool. Yeah.
I agree that he multiple times should have you know, and even the way
he's like when he sees Harry after the play again in his car and he's
just like, oh, I guess I can't tell him. Like after Spider
Man two, I would have been every night trying to get to hair.
He'd be like, hey, this is if my best friend thought I killed
his father. I'd be like, hey, no, no, this is
the real situation. But he it's like like like task number five he has
to do, Like he'll go see Aunt May at two am, but he's
not gonna go see Harriet two am. Well, Harry is looking for him
at two am. True with their first not here again, I think this
CG holds up pretty good. Two thousand and seven. Two thousand and seven,
it's looking a lot better than stuff for seeing as of late. It's
true. Oh, when you sack it against pirates of the Caribban though from
two thousand and three. I don't know. Well, one, I'm not
saying I of like or like right now, like twenty twenty four, So
it's weird that he went to pirates, But like I agree with you,
pirates, you mean for that year, for that year. No, I'm
saying for two thousand and seven, this CGI still looks great. I wasn't
saying, like all c g I was shipped until seven, Davy Jones awful,
he looked awful, And Dave Jones, when did he When did he
come out? Because I know the original was oh three, when was the
other two? Like that just doesn't make sense in my mind that Spiman Sperman
three and that were a year part that doesn't even track in my brain.
They feel so far apart that knee mcl gone. Sure he comes back though,
Yeah, big confort tator. That's why it's not a five out of
five, right, Taylor felt and everything too? Yeah, his hair,
Why didn't the necklace demolecularize into sand too? Then that's the other thing I
hope, Yeah, out of un obtainingum tailor when we ever, if we
ever email Sam Raymond, don't ask him anything but those two questions about why
did his close that and why did what happened with first question? Like twenty
years later, So why didn't Danny Elfin do Spider Man three? He said,
there are some difficulties. Scathing review. Yeah, it's like a GV
review. Yeah, we got a lot of those. We're always like,
no, it's the well, it's Stone's basement. I swear we sound better
than not pretty face, but not a pretty voice. Mm hmm. Believe
me. I know Spider Man. Well, it's like, I don't know,
it's it's not a way to comfort the situation. I know you think
you have enough. He's just talking about how at one point he was getting
the interviews and now he's getting positive views. That's all I'm saying. He's
trying. It's take a lot of conversations in that relationship probably end up about
Spider Man, and that would probably be pretty It's fair. Yeah, yeah,
you think you have problems. I gotta attack by Harry last night at
two am. I'm the one that decapitated. It would be tough though,
and then they go get him Tiger. He's trying to be cute but like
but like, imagine he died that night and she didn't give him a go
get him Tiger like he has been some pretty important work. He should stayed.
But there's people, there's a comps there could be should he stay to
talk about her show or save the person from a burning building? Hansy I'm
saying right, difficulties of Spider Man. He should have brought her with her,
like had the conversation like wet Weber over, think you gotta go,
you gotta go to the burning building. And m Jay, she chose this
life in Sperman two, you know she chose she knew better. My god,
all right, I've never seen a crane like do this. I mean,
you're gonna go to New York. Yeah, it happens all the time.
This poor guy that has to be the scariest shut it down. You're
you're shaking hundreds of feet, Kirkling, if that was your job. Oh
man, a crane actually fell in New York like last year, see Taylor.
It happens all the time. Very crazy, going to Handsy. No
one should be saved because Peter has to stay there and talk about his relationship
issue right now. You know, well, if he was a good boyfriend,
he would Bryce House Howard would be dead if it was your if you
were Spiderman, Handsy, Bryce House Howard and all these other models are dead
because you had to talk about like your boyfriend's bad play. I've been working
on this one man show for a while, Hansy. It's like in La
La Land when no one shows up to Emma Stone's performance. Okay, Ryan
Gosling also should have not should have been there. I agree that was a
dumb thing. He had to do photos for a band. He goes,
no mouth. This is saving innocent people's lives. It's not comparable, seb
to Peter Parker. I just wouldn't be a superhero, that's true. That's
fair. Just become like America's got talent sort of person with your powers,
you know, and I can do this, and I would just use them
for selfish reason. Yeah, even though like what what powers would you use?
Like I know, like Xavier or another one, but like what selfish
reasons would you do with Spider Man stuff? Like I guess just get their
mode and not have to stand up like yeah I would probably. Yeah,
I'm crawling the wall again, baby, Okay, I'm going on or great
Hide and Seek games because it's like the wall and then the roof of the
building. Cleaning would be a lot easier, that's true. Yeah, in
general, the crawling and just with your hands, everything sticks to it.
You just be picking up stuff that might be gross, but senses. Oh,
then you just gotta take up a sport. I bet right, like,
become a great volleyball player with the spider sense no one's ever defeating you
at all. Or do you go really unfair with the super strength and just
become like the world's greatest mma fighter like Pansy's seventy and oh she just not
every sport, every person she fights, She's just like a one ko.
It's over. Like that's what I would be in upper cutting the building.
I don't really understand New York man. They had everything backwards. It's like
Australia. Oh I was close, see and then we're there. If he
stayed talking to Peter, Gwen would have got squished by two metal cement blocks.
To be quick though, I don't think so. I bet you get
like almost dead and then you still hit do the fall, well, then
you you die instantly on the ground. Not this one is definitely worse ways
to go, Gwen. Gwen would hold on She's a superhero tofa that hair
too. I don't know what they were I don't know what they were thinking.
It's a choice. It's very though, right, it does. But
there's stuff when you look back that worked and didn't, and this is one
where you look back. Uh, I don't know. There's also a great
clip on mine where you sum out for like three months he worked out.
I'm just like, why did you work out for venom? Like it's just
like a cgi suit, you know, and just worked on his cardio the
hair too, cardio on the hair Ted Raimi, it's hip, it's now.
This is this is when Taylor pitches stuff at our town halls. Yeah,
yeah, geek first it's him, it's now. And how yeah with
Banks, what was the what madal Isabeth Banks? From this to like when
she blew up, like, what was the project? Zach and Mary?
That was probably probably it, right because she just goes from playing Betty Brandt,
who we've I guess we saw. Wait is she in Homecoming Betty Brandt?
Why does Jonah also have so many prescriptions? She seriously? Oh,
I think she's an anchorman. Yeah, yeah, that one bottle says gas
on it. So we'll see Dylan. There's like a little messaging about like
the drug companies getting really this guy's got like some su worse aid. Well,
they didn't set up, but he said they set up. He said
he's having massive heart issues. I don't know what pemnal businel does there,
but like my dad had a quadruple bypass. They never recommended pemnal bisinal.
But I'll then have to ask him and wings. That's why he's got all
those. That's it, Like at least four of those should not be overlaid
with each other, like Jonah could take it though, you know, I
believe in Jonah. I guess it's just a weird thing to keep on your
desk, like on the top of your desk, like kepto all of that.
I mean, fair enough. Yeah, it was like fourteen different bottles
there, especially with what's going on with a desk right like it's he's shaking
and scaring himself so easily contaminate one of those bottles. Yeah. Bruckner Hearn's
Stein's man, and Betty Brandt is in Homecoming. She's the girl that is
in Mean Girls and Nice Guys. It's a small role in the holl On
trilogy. But she is Betty Brandt is around. She does like the TV
show or yeah, the Bad News or whatever. Yeah hh, jks is
so good. Shoe shoe h h j k's put the challenge down. Someone
get that shot of Spider Man being a bad guy. So is this him?
Yeah? I guess that's him learning the key of the city. He
didn't know that until he saw this billboard. I forgot about this cameo.
But how is cameo and Spider Man two again? Because remember him in the
first movie? Yeah, what was he doing? Oh spier Man tatle like
it's Andrew Garfield runs to the crowd. He's like, I think I know
that young man, and it's like, yeah, okay, no, like
Toby's number two, not andrews. Oh yeah one is the crowd. What
is he doing in spirement? You think about Andrew Garfield because he said,
I don't know. I really don't know why my mind jumped to that one.
Let's find out, because maybe it's just because I still just associate with
like that is the best Stanley cameo was amazing. Expierman one and he's fighting,
Remember he's in He's in the library. That's fair right, Yeah,
I remember it scene. I remember asking Taylor, let it target. Hey,
Taylor, do I have any girlfriends? No, you don't, I
will say in Google images the first to him and just want to put up
Spider Man two stan Lee cameo. It is both amazing Spider Man two,
so I don't actually know if he had a cameo. Oh inspirement two.
It's in the bank when Doccowk is robbing it, doccalk hits the piece of
the building and he moves the lady out of the way, right, And
the first movie he pushes a kid out of the way. So he's all
about pushing people out the way. This fucking ominous photo willing to fall like
not even like a nice happy photo, Like look at that. I'd be
taking that of my father, ye Dafoe, for sure. I don't know
about want my own dad looking at me like that. I mean, that's
taking a half a wall. Peter is so concerned. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. A terrible way to find out you're fired. They're gonna
need it to Taylor one day. He's gonna show up the stream her.
There's gonna be another fourth person in the chair. He'll be Taylor as well,
we're gonna find somebody we got we have a lot of Taylor's. We
need to find a Taylor Taylor Frank. So it's still TF What is she
doing here? Yeah? Like she I don't know, she's the fucking third
Build actress, just showing up for rehearsals. Yah yah yah yah yah yah
Savage, I take the ill. I mean that's the next week. Can
you tweet out that you're ill one crittic all the papers? Honey, I'm
sorry yeh yeah, this is brutal too. M hm yeah that resentment.
I'm gonna kill Spider Man. H Yeah. You ever go to like a
cannon today or an event, just stand there, just Canady is not about
me. This would be like if this is Canadian No, but no,
this is different. This would be like if there was a Travis Day thing
and no one knew what's about me, and I'm like, holy shit,
I don't just show up to Canada be like, oh look at all these
Canadian flags playing the drum. Yeah, yikes, I remember this is a
this is something that he just said about twy minsgo. He's playing on marrying
this woman, so big time Stage five Clinger, as they say, in
wdning crash or Stay five Cleaner h h so supportive Peter gets so grimy here,
what do you like? Just full on max out. Yeah, we'll
get there. It's a question. It's definitely the most questionable thing he's ever
done, like planning on marrying Mary j No knows that she's there too.
Yeah. Yeah. The one guy I was gonna say, is it even
possible for him to like what he's still that its molecularly he's just stuck like
that forever, because those were the clothes that got yeah, molecularly phased.
Or is it just like a fantastic fourth thing where he could take it off,
but the second he turned into like a big sam monster, the clothes
would just rip, right, Like, That's why I'd like to know.
Is it just these clothes? I mean you could still put like another shirt
over top of it, though, right, yeah, like a hoodie sweat.
I mean he had the shirt and no way home, so he just
can't change it. Yeah, you might be right. That sucks just that
that's your one look forever, like a cartoon character. Yeah yeah, it's
very conveniently placed. Sand truck. Yeah, yeah, Like why did they
sad in the middle of New York. That poor lady. M Yeah,
I plowed them for thinking their guns are going to do something, but like
and like civilian windows right behind him, probably yeah, lighting up those pedestrians
of the building new York's finest, Taylor. They also built those cranes to
tailor. If you're wondering, oh yeah, so would you just choose to
run? You wouldn't even choose shot, because like, what if there's a
point five? I know at that point I'm severely outmatched. I'm getting the
water gun. I feel like that'd be more effective than the bullet gun.
So, Taylor, I'll ask you this. It pops up to you run
or shoot? I run? I mean okay. So then one if hours
later, they show on the news that the cops that shot them that it
did actually work. But then they just have footage of you running away.
What would you be able to tell your family You didn't even try, You
just ran away while the other cops killed sand Man. I would have to
ask, actually, i'd have to ask, how did the bullets stop that
giant? It doesn't matter. They still it worked, and you ran away
your hair car. You didn't even try. You left your other cops are
to die. I wouldn't leave them. I'd say, guys, we gotta
go, and they're all like, no, we're taking them down if they
say I'm staying. But pretty's who you play in high school. That's on
me and Taylor, Matt and Target. He just said that to me,
like how did you know? Me? H? What a landing? Literally
just standing there with no masks, like in front of everyone, bold play
love me? Like she points five seconds earlier they just see sucking Peter Parker
from the tab Oh Ship hype parade though they like, how did they coordinate?
Like did they communicate with Spider Man? Like, hey, arrive at
this time? That's what. That's what Earlier when he found out he's getting
the key, he just looked up and saw like oh sparking, like he
had no idea. What if he didn't look at that signa go home Heaven
now and he never sees it? Mhm. I think someone's mic is maybe
making excess noise. Might do't hear that? Would you say? Is there
someone's mike kind of going hand, someone's mic going on? I hear it.
Does anyone not hear the sound? I hear it. I hear it,
Yeah, because I hear it. So does anyone not hear the sound?
I I'm trying to sound like breathing or something. One by one?
You your MIC's h oh you want me to mute here? I mean no,
no, No, you're good, Travis, You're good, Travis.
So me, Kirkland, Dylan, Joshua. We muted our mics. Okay,
we're getting somewhere, okay, Okay, on mute. Okay, So
it's April maybe moving like a like an inch away from your face. Can
you hear the noise? April? You hear it because you last on mute
to them. We heard it since I thought, okay, let's see.
No, it's like like an additional person is secretly in the in the thing.
Okay, we'll watch line and I'll secretly mute people of what's willing to
see you. Okay, you're gonna go alphabetical order. Okay, Okay,
I'm gonna charge josh No, it's not him. Let me check my audio.
It's like when you answer the phone and they don't talk. It's just
like heavy breathing. Well that's no, but that's it's weird. We've all
mute each other. That's I'm trying out and it's come and gone though so
like it has been consistent, but like it's weird. It just sounds like
the first Friday the thirteenth movie, just Chase before he's under the mask?
Are you following? Pray Kirkler, because you're laughing way too much? We
mute Kirkland. See if he's doing. I think it was Kirkling. I
think it was because we have not heard of anything. But now he's doing
because I think we called him out. You know, well, April's muted.
I think it's April. I think it's you. If you don't mind,
just like unmuting yourself, I guess when your talk. Maybe let's see
if you don't mind. I think that's what it was. It stopped.
I muted Kirklan. It stopped, That's what I said, smiling to look
at this guy. What's happening? Why are you laughing so much? Kirklew
and you're just having such a good time? Okay, okay, we missed.
We missed a little action scene there while I was where are we at
now? I totally miss this. We're getting to the proposal. Great Bruce
Campbell's scene. Oh yeah, Bruce Campbell. Oh my god, does he
do this to everyone? Liked French but U m h just taking the ring
to Do you think Toby is a big evil Dead fan? Yeah, he's
just an odd cat. I would love to sit down and talk with told
we just all the stories you've ever heard about him. He sounds like,
I think, so the fuck out of the world. Just yeah, he
has high anger or so. But then like again all these reports in Hollywood,
like you never want to play poker with him because he's like an undefeated
shark. Like he's just like very smooth, and he like he just takes
people's money all the time. So it's just like there's so much a button
where I'm just like it doesn't track for the type of roles he plays.
But doesn't mean I can't comf actually answer if he's an Evil Dead fan or
not. That's the fourth question we'll ask Sam when we get it one day.
It's tobya you old. Did I like how they just became like best
friends best friends? Yeah, just like play this song and is like their
favorite job. You know, he whistle to call the He's how that get
there? Don't cry bold claim? This is okay. I was gonna say
I defended him earlier. I can't defend this is this, Yeah, this
is this is not the way you want to start the proposal dinner. You
know now, I will say to not defend him. But he does also
not know that she got fired, so he doesn't have that full context.
I guarantee you, if Peter Parker knew that she got fired, I don't
think he be going this whole in his own He's so in his own world
though he's just talking about Spider Man. He doesn't asked like, how she's
doing, how is Broadway? Like, I know, talking about your life?
Okay, So, Kirkland, do you think if if he knew that
he was still with Spider Man? I don't think he would. I think
he's still like but the issue is he's like not talking to her and asking
her how she feels or what's going on in her world. I get it,
and Gwen just making it seem like they're full on having an affair,
like yeah, what is she doing with the shoulder? Shoulder alone? Dude?
One rubs? Fine, three rubs back to back, that's a old
affair. The hand yeah yeah, oh he's taking yeah h And like she
said, her portfolio Kirkland for like her modeling, so which I don't like.
This is not a mall shop, but I guess it's like, and
look what I've done. I've kissed Spider Man, which we didn't even talk
about that moment. But also I like the gag here going back and forth.
But imagine if in the middle that kiss, she decided just to to
mask him right there in front of everybody, Like even that was just bold
to be like, oh, like put the mask down and plant on on
me? Like what if she was out? What if Captain Stacy gave her
some different directives there you know it's over, Oh, save your life.
Fancy has a big problem with that, no saving life of the innocence.
Well, when you keep adding up all these things, like Mary Jane is
saying, yeah, you know it's fair. If he did not go to
save her that day, this dinner would have been a whole lot different.
That's true. Never put no portfolio anymore. The relationship would be so much
stronger if you just stayed. Yeah, there'd being okay to city anything like
that. It would just be a proposal dinner. So yeah, I guess
Gwen should just died that's what should happen. That could be a what if
episode? Just smashed. Maybe Hantsy is right, don't be here, everybody.
It maybe or maybe not makes you start an affair. We're unsure of
the situation right now. Selfish responsibility, the venom thing. I don't know
about that. Kirkland. I feel like maybe no, because like he would
have just been so heartbroken of losing Gwen that maybe he just like quits the
whole bugle thing and then just he's heartbroken to lose Gwen. He didn't even
know Gwen at that point. No, Betty, oh right, oh Eddie
right, that's a whole it's a big what if episode. That's a big
what if next season? What if? Yeah? This song, Yeah,
he's even playing the song from a show. Didn't just actually really can't read
the room and see that she left, she's coming back. Yeah, kudles
though, Right, he's getting paid for a job and he does it.
So it's true he's expecting a tip. Imagine if we did that right after
the tip. Please hello, I wish you'd pick up the phone, come
on sing your song at the beep is a weird voicemail message. I do
like that she just goes beep. I like that. That's cute. Yeah,
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna just give me a second, give
me very convenient apartment that probably houses like five hundred people, and he just
happens to be there on the cops call, I don't I don't know.
I don't think anyone else lives in this apartment. It's just mister Dickovich and
Peter for sure. No wonder why he needs that rent. He needs a
lot of money. It's like a tense story building with three tenants. I
guess two because Digovich isn't even paying. See me, was it my fault?
I mean, give me a ship for ten years or five years now,
I didn't do it. It was this guy. Is he wearing the
same shirt in his fucking mugshot? There's no way the Sandman. It was
the Sandman's shirt. He was at home the Great Cryff, the Great.
He is Taylor, the Great, Cliff Robertson's last role here, Flint Marco
was just a cave man. Now in Peter Parker's mind, there's fucking execution.
Yeah, just broad nighttime, I guess, Yeah, it's night broad
nighttime at a bad cop didn't even catch when he said, we chased down
the wrong man. You know, he gave himself away, We took him
out. Yeah, it's going full venom already. That is kind of the
point too, because venom adaptions. It is supposed to be like, Okay,
venom does make him do bad stuff, and it's still like Peter supposed
to take responsibile right because their choices he makes and everything. So he is
on a bad path right now. Such a weird I've always wondered why they
did that. Like they're literally just saying, like uncle Ben's crimes like being
committed again. So I don't know if it's in his head or if there's
literally another old man being gunned down that he's not helping. But he just
lays it out like find my uncle's killer. Like he didn't even bury the
lead, Like what are you talking about? He's like, what kill him?
Much more concerned? Yeah, like she here's the police tracker going off
too, like a little bit. Oh he's he's looking rough because it's like,
what what have you been doing here? Oh I'm just standing in front
of the old police radio waiting to hear anything. H m hm. He
should fix that door though, you know, mm hmmm, And I feel
like it's also just like I guess she he is asking her to go,
but I feel like she should not go. I feel like he's clearly in
not a good state of mind. You know. She just hears the police
radio turn up from outside the door, bottles up his emotions though, So
yeah, I can't blame her too much. So much crime is going on
right now too, while he's just waiting there for Flint. He's waiting for
the single one. So many cranes are falling right now in New York.
The fifth crane is down. I feel like sleeping in that too. Can't
be comfortable. That spider suit does not look like it's notable, like you're
waking, you're sweaty when you wait. No way, he washes it often
too, because he's always busy. Like when would you wash it? Yeah,
I don't know, And it's it's not like you can just wash it
in the public, right. You gotta like wash it in your sink and
hang it up somewhere. It's probably got special like washing instructions too, because
I don't even see if he has like a bathtuber shower in this place.
It's pretty small. No, he's probably he's in like the college. He
has seen this shot of Uncle Ben so many times in it's like two minutes.
Oh, his spider senses failing him in this moment. See if MJ
was here, could have woke him up, said hey there's something on you.
You know, great momentary. I love the venom theme when it kicks
in the dark Spider Man, what do you think horns this brief part here
where he wakes up on side of the building, there was probably like this
could have been a forty eight hour gap, like a week gap. We
don't know. One year later you get the day to Black five years later.
It's pretty cool, actually what happened? Nah, I feel like it
was probably just five minutes where like the simioe fully took over and he kind
of like wakes up. He goes into like a comatos state. So I
think he's only lost five to ten Yeah, oh yeah, the horns going
off here, great stuff. So it'still Alfman, but uh, it's good
stuff. This is something else, weapon of mass destruction attached to your body
and having a good time something else, something else. Gad zookes the POV
shot of like the symbia looking at him. I am always bummed that we
never got him as a lizard. I think he would have been a great
like I know, like he wouldn't be the seed lizard. But like the
turning into the dilemma of the drama, especially because he was in two films,
it was like that was like such a nice setup that we have,
which m suit does do. But I love that. It's just like,
oh, it's just Conner's hanging out, and then it would have made complete
sense. But he has two suits though, Kirkling, so he definitely I
guess it's why doesn't to wash him. He just goes back and forth.
Yea spray some one over a few days. M It's kind of weird though,
Hey, oh the symbio it's like on the suit, not him.
It's like the Flip Markle thing again, right, like what it's literally just
cloth now, it's just it's like fabric. But like it's still with him
obviously because he acts like an asshole even without the suit on. Its meaning
that like the symbia would be with him, but like it also just seems
like it's only on that suit and his trunk. There there's something that maybe
it's on a scalp like my hair. Oh yeah, he used to move
his hair is on his hair because his hair is darker. I love this
line. Give you see that web action? Yeah, like what is he
doing? What is tofa Gray's doing in this key? A camera easily could
have been like upwards of a thousand bucks. I'd be super pissed easily,
and also in two thousand and five too, so yeah or seven. But
let's taking photos of right now too. It's not even like looking through the
lens thing. I see you. No, I don't. Great line delivery
by Toby right there, the big fight now Salmon and Symbio Peter Sam and
just lost all those bags of money, So that sucks. This shot.
I love right here this Oh yeah, the face getting graded into the sub
Oh yeah, that's good stuff right there. Mhm h. What you laugh
about over there doing this scene is just so mid two thousands. So what
do you think his game plan was before he finds this water? Like?
I just feel like that fight we just kept going and going, like there's
nothing he can do to kill him. He really fought him him a little
bit. I just feel like the physics of learning how to fight this guy.
You just gotta going without a game plan a few times. Yeah,
just blowsome steam honestly, like just treat him as a punching bag because a
fighter. But yeah, there that's a very evil dead camera like motion right
there. Oh, good wits, good wits. Yeah, such a great
line. I love. Though. He also never questions how his uncle's killer
turned into a sand monster. You know, it's never in his mind.
Like he was just a gun robber in two thousand and four. Now he's
like he can become a kai. It gets strange. Oh Tay, there's
your hair, I know. Man. Oh here we go, Bully Maguire.
It never fails not to deliver, you know. Yeah, we're getting
into some good stuff now. Mm hmm. See. That's what I do
like about Raimian Company though, like Jonah him, like when they have chance
to make them double down, would be them just really shitty people. They
always show that there is a good person there, So I like that the
he's like, oh, something's up with him, Like he's just gonna leave
himlone. This is a good boy. Or like Jonah will like, you
know, he'll show times where in the first Spider Man called mass where you
get the phone. He's like, oh, I don't know, it's in
the mail, Like he doesn't sell out Peter Parker. So oh, he's
probably afraid Peter could pull a gun on him or something, isn't Jonah,
No, no, mister Dickovich. Do you think mister Dickis thinks Peter has
a gun? I mean, you never know, Like he just he's been
living there for three years and the whole time is like that Peter Parker,
he must have a gun. Good boy, he's gonna go trult something.
New York Naked. I got the photos right here and me here's Spiderman fucking
them up. She's gotta be suspicious, right like the other guy died like
the night after. Each time Toby's coming like in the morning or late night
to be like, yeah, it's like the same thing. I wish he
explained to me would happen. Well, he turned into a sand monster and
a spider Man used water to turn him into mud, and he's dead.
Now. I don't know if I would assume that that would mean he's dead.
I agree with you, Dylan. He just takes like the easy wind,
like it's like, oh, I wrote my wrong and Samman's done,
you know, granted Toby's face in general. Oh, here we go,
another good scene. I think, all right, when's the dancing scene that's
coming up? Pre yeah, next ten fifteen. Here it's after he gets
his outfit. Yeah, I thought he was out of this bar. That's
why I thought it was coming in here. Yeah, because she gets a
job right right, and she was that bad. I guess that it just
tanked her whole career like no other plays, no other Broadway. Just like,
that's it, You're done. You know, that's what's gonna have when
our movie comes up. Guys. Yeah, negatives on Letterbox and just that's
it done. We don't even finish the second one. We just trash it.
Speaking of letter Box, one could talk about you were saying that you
were working on your rankings. You're a lot of buck rankings. When you
watched this last do you remember when was it the Spider Man rankings or like
Superhero? Yeah, it was a spider Man ranked. Let me actually see
where I put it. It's definitely near the bottom. It's fair, let's
see. So I put this ahead of Amazing Spider Man two and behind Far
from Home. I agreed with that. So does any Are you saying this
is bottom two then? Yeah? Bottom two? Yeah? I think I
yeah, I think I agree. I'd still put Amazing one over this.
Yeah, and don't I know some people hate Far from Home. I don't
hate Far from Home. I'm not saying it's the top tier one, but
I don't think it's the same quality as this and Amazing too, I know.
Yeah, I don't hate it either. I just enjoy Amazing One more.
Yeah, I just feel like this is how like I this is Taylor
in thirty years, I feel mister or no, no, I'll take it
back. This is Taylor. If you didn't meet Madison, this is what
I like, I say, he would turn into a Dickovich like character,
like this is Taylor right now? With this? Yeah he has though instead
is that he eat an orange? Taylor meeting an orange, I could see
it. As long as it's a Mandarin orange. I'd be down specific And
I said, like, would you eating orange like he's eating that orange?
I would, Yeah, Taylor, you a pulp or no pulp? Guy
an orange juice? But what else? I mean? I prefer no pulp,
but I also enjoy having pulp because pulp is good for you. I'm
team pulp, like extra pulp. Yeah, it's his pulp. No juice,
they get the they take up the squeeze the orange. You don't take
the juice, you just take the orange. Guys, they take all the
pulp they put in the class for kling. Oh, I love me some
pulp. Yeah, it just makes it feel like you're eating an orange.
So, so where the Osbourne's live? Is that like a big apartment place
for rich people and there the very top with a big place or did they
own that whole building, the whole thing. No, it must be like
the penthouse. Yeah, is it in the oscorp like building? Or because
what's he doing with all those floors that those are all his? He's just
the best hide and seek ever in the bottom. Yeah, this is ship
where it's just like why did we why did they feel they need to do
two love triangles? It's such an all it was. I don't I'll never
understand why they did anything with Harry, to be honest, I'm really confused
about what do you cooking exactly? He doesn't even know, Dylan. He
forgot that part of his life how to cook. Supposed to be an omelet
of peppers though, but he like putting two spoonfuls of the peppers but not
all the peppers. Well, maybe he's making separate almund almosts right omelets.
Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't use all the peppers in one omelet.
You can cook them all up at once. I'm like, I don't know
if i'd make he's putting them raw back in. Yeah, so he's gonna
cook them. You're gonna get a really overcooked omelet right there. Then no,
no, look at that. That's that's really good. I'm with Yeah,
that's yeah. I was gonna say, I'm team Den with the like
cook the stuffers like I don't want raw like it cooks in the omelet though.
No, I wouldn't pretty cook the belt to be honest, just this
play sex plays, I was gonna say. Next page is a full on
scene from Shame. And they walked in the room and found me there making
almost Yeah, this is fucking weird. I'm leaving, dude. I never
liked you. I mean she went there for a reason. Come on,
Oh, she's she's here to like have an affair, but then I think
she thinks against it. But are they broken up? Right now? Peter
and her. I feel like it's like a Raws and Rachel situation where I
feel like it's unclear apartment being like, hey, I was checking in on
you. I think there's Yeah, so they're still together, but they're like
on rocky terms obviously, right, so fuck I forgot if we're gonna get
that strawberry scene, just like I don't remember that one. Oh you'll never
forget it in a second. Oh, tire, here's your scene coming up
the Last Night version. Big swing of alcohol there, Oh week, what
do you think is that bourbon? My favorite line coming up here is when
they see like wait for daphonies back in the mirror, which is so great.
I can't believe you didn't even pour that into a glass, just wigged
it. Oh yeah, that was not the same That was not the same
scene. You know, bug me too. My father's dead right yeah.
H m hm hm. I don't know what's going This face is like Dafoe
was saying something else and I was wrong. The great Mirror stuff and the
Spider Man two, Dafoe has like some fun delivery there, but again always
bug me and Spider Man two. He talks to the Foe before he ever
uses the ascorp juice and then he does it here, so it makes no
connuity sense. Defoe is like he's got supernatural abilities. Yeah, that that
juice is just in the carpet, so he just walked by it. Oh
dad. This always reminds me of you don't know you're dating Spider Man and
Green Goblin. Just like it's over. It's word for you. It is,
Yeah, it really is. Yeah, And like what would you do
if you're, like, just an hour ago you're making up with this person?
Then slam cut to them throwing you against the wall, wear an arm,
We're a soord king for you or something like what's going on here?
It's in the play. Yeah, yeah, they're very close, like creating
a third love triangle here too. I was always scared when you had her
because she she gets a lot of screen time in this in the third one,
you know, like if MJ dies like a lot, but unless coming
up here, Yeah, I guess more than I would consider. She has
a few more. But I would say, like if they do Spermn four
and Christen Dunn says I'm not coming back, I feel like she's the de
facto next love interest, right, would you agree. Spider Man groups definitely
ship these two together. Absolutely they do. I've seen those ships. I
mean she baked them cookies. That's a sign, right, Yeah, she
could make bake cookies at the funeral from Jay and Speerman four and then they're
together. So he's gonna go try to propose one more time. It's not
so many flowers in the last two weeks, Like there's no wish's room for
all these flowers. They can't really say no though, right, it's kind
of rude. Was crazy. I'm here. I remember, I don't think
she does because it's not gonna go Well what an answer? You know,
what are you talking? I don't know. I just decided to do this
right now. Oh h that's true. Good message for everybody when you have
problems, work it out, talk to each other, unless, of course,
you got Green Goblin breaking up your relationship. That's tough. I honestly
think she played it wrong. I think she played it wrong here. I
think you just say, hey, like, here's the fucking gol when he
says he's gonna kill me, because like the last fight here, once it's
in bomb just lands these poor other people just see the bridge just explode.
It's like, which is fair? He would kill MJ, so I get
that, so but it's just also bad spidy sense again, fucking Harry is
fifty feet away has definitely been affecting the spidy sense. Well apparently that's the
thing, right, it actually does affect and yes, yeah crazy what a
while twenty four hours he's having he killed his uncle Ben's killer again. MJ
just broke off everything, and then he's about to find out his best friend
is getting all with his like almost fiance. Really still good, good,
good gig Harry. You know, I would love to be the table beside
them, just hearing this conversation, like, fuck you hear this? He's
the other guy kidding. It's like like I don't know if anyone else has
seen it, but dyling like the opening of Past Lives. It's like,
what do you think they're talking about? Oh, it looks like they're friends.
I just saw that in theaters. So good. Oh yeah, very
good. I can't stop thinking about the person next to them. It's just
probably staring starting to cry. Shit, he said, strawberries. No,
that's coming later, pie though, pie, yeah, the pie. And
he doesn't even have more questions if if Emily reveals me, or I guess
my best friend revealed me that he was with Emily. The fact that he
just gets up and she's like, well, I guess that happened. Like
he has no question, he has no questions for Harry in this moment,
and in this moment I never understand. So he looks back. Harry's at
the restaurant. There drops in the eye, wink, okay, truck goes
by. Where did he go? I guess he is on the floor.
The people besides always the fucking floor. What's he doing now? Even the
guy looks behind him like what the floor not in a good place right now?
He's just hoping like Uncle Ben has a third killer that he's going to
take out. It actually wasn't the guy. He's at the office. He's
just showing a picture of Eddy Brock, Like I think this is the man
who did it. Like is his intentions right now? Like I'm gonna kill
Harry Osborne? Is that what he's thinking? I've always wondered that, Like
what is his coal here? And I think it is just he's gonna go
assassinate Hair Osborne to get his wife back. Would you like a drink?
Mister key Stone Cold, it's coming up. Kirkland. H I never ever
want to hear a person say that taste ever again strawberries. H Man,
he just had the I feel like those things be hard to hide under a
dress suit, you know. I do like the sound a little whistle making,
or like the daggers. That's four daggers. That's just like I know
they could retract, but I just feel like it's I don't know, it's
big. Yeah, it's a solid table to not break. Yeah, Oz
corp Brand, Kirkland. Yeah, Bernard must have been so happy to have
this just period of peace and now this ship's going on again. Yeah.
And if they do have neighbors down below, like what the fuck do you
think anything's going on right now? You know, like Octopus is going on
for Goblin. Yeah, you know the O's corpse. They're pretty fucking loud
up there. They're always laughing. There's always bad smell, and you're just
hearing Peter Parker yell at the top of his lungs. Green ship keeps coming
through their pumpkin bombs. That badass sword, which is just a lightsaber pretty
much just call what it is still badass. Oh, no, it's I
take it. You know the pumpkin bomb. That's like a great This poor
guy's fucking head man, like the CTE is gonna have it's got amnesia again,
what are you doing? I know that face? My father's dead,
right, yeah, so you whoa yikes hit him with the truth. Mh
gol lokally that just the throat a throat thrust. This is bas it's a
it's a wrestling move. Hands it is, it's in you take, it's
between your pointer finger and your thumb and you go like that and you just
thrust them in throat or the Undertaker used to do it with the full like
four fingers and hit him. He had a purple glove to do it and
just oh and then you're you're holding your throat. Very interesting. This is
very sexual. It could be yeah, oh there's two hair. That's your
hair, that's my hair. Yeah, put some dirt in your eye.
God, they're all drinking during the day, man, New York. That's
what they're on, all these crane issues. Jeesus, Like, look there,
they all got a glass of wine right now and it's probably two pm
there, Oh, like Randall Park and aukom Into Yeah, I never thought
he'd really do that. There's just something about that sentence that like sounds like
trying to speak to me. It just doesn't make sense. I never thought
he'd really do that. I see Rubb Hiss shirt there. Brocks like,
what are you gonna do here? Oh shit, photoshop master your trash.
Brock a boy scout. He's like met Parker twice. By the way as
well too, Like they have very little interactions religion. Yeah, smash this.
You look over his elbows in his throat. There's like no justification why
Brock could say, like, got me some slack here. Yeah, that's
I mean, they have no relate They've madea Suther twice, like he's like
talking to you like they've worked out, which is odd because they wreckcon and
Spider Man won. They do establish Eddie Brock works at the Bugle, but
then in this they act like they've never met him before. Yeah, but
in one they're like, oh, Eddie's on the job, so it's like,
oh shit, he's out there can in my building. Mhmm, sorry,
Spidey Faker fired man. You don't want to get that label. That's
like the equivalent getting canceled. Yeah, see more cookies the face, give
me some milk. She kind of likes the symbioe though. That's the weird
thing. You know, she's liking this argont Peter, so she's just she's
feeding him. I forgot that she fed Oh my god, he's like a
dog. She's so into it too. Yeah, go make me some nuts.
How do you make nuts? I think you make a batch? Yeah,
okay, I'm like she's playing a tree in her fucking like, oh
here we go. Yeah, we got it. They're not digging them,
say whatever you will. It's weird because they make half the woman this movie
dig them half, not like Betty and the Gursela. Shots are so good,
like they're about to start, Like that's a beat of a pornl right
there. That's what I say to Taylor. Your thumbnails are so good.
I like the thumbnail you sometimes those shots were looking really good though. That
one shot, that one shot where he was like on the guy on all
fours, like that was eight k really good. Do you see Betty in
the background. Do you see Betty in the background. She's like, oh
my god. If you're walking on the street and this guy is doing spins
and like finger like guns at you. How are you reacting? I'm saying,
go fuck your But what if he looks like Toe maguire, you know
I that would be even more of a kodos to Toby. You know he
committed here, he went for it. Is that one take? You think,
Oh, I would have to see all the other takes? Yeah?
I love if the whole movie was one take except for this, like,
hey, try this smooth for this, there's just like eighty takes of him
trying different moves. You know. I think how he likes to dance,
because if you watch them behind the scenes of know Way Home, there's videos
of him dancing. So I think he's just a rhythm guy. How long
do we think it's been since he's been mud. I'm thinking like two days,
two days, so he's just for at least two days, just been
like just cruising the suit. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Do you
think that money is still down there? Peter Peter took that money, so
he bought the suit and he paid for the photoshop like MythBuster thing, like
I got some work for you and he's just there. Yeah, that's a
strange coincidence. I guess he's on his way to church. Church's like for
forgiveness. Oh right, he is going he is going to church forgot Yeah,
Oh my god, hot legs, I say. I don't say hot
legs whole time, but I say the shade line all the time. Hot
legs. When we go to McDonald's and just walk over to the workers legs.
The second I get like two inches too know, they're like they're like,
get the fuck out, and like, okay, sorry I misread that.
The guy behind them looks like Tom Holland a little bit like I Will
Dafoe. He has that to foe, like the wings. Is that your
old girlfriend? H not suspicious at all? No, maybe just says a
small bladder dome right, okay, he just got a p This is when
I so, Hansy, what were you do in this situation? This is
what anybody if you're you're with a day and their ex is there and that
guy you're on David and started playing the piano. That to me, I'm
out of there, like yeah, that's a red flag right away. But
she's not and she still dances with Peter, so it's very questionable what's going
on. Also, when did he learn piano? Yeah? This is the
space. Okay, so if he didn't play the piano from his girlfriend but
was dancing like this would still be representing because as of right now, he's
just having a good time. Oh yeah, you know it's giving me the
egg. Yeah, definitely, fucking just throws a jack at her. Wow,
here's my favorite line in the movie coming up. Oh yeah, yeah,
and then I'll close up of Toe mcguarre's dick ridding the air now dig
on this movie. But like yeah, like if he started it out this
way and started dancing with me immediately, yes, that would be good.
But he like made it all about himself. Yeah, he literally like towards
MJ. This one's for you. Yeah, Gwen's like, all right,
I'm here to dance, and she just got dipped in front of Gwen's digging
it though, I mean, yeah, it's a questionable. It's she was
making some choices here, no ship, when did you clue in? Yea,
like when he jumped on the piano and started playing, besides said this
is for you. Dig on this. Yeah, but I appreciate that she
goes with MJ apologizes. I like that nice little character beat there, like
Okay, I'm sorry. Maybe she just was she already had a couple,
you know, she's a little loose. Didn't know her to understand what's going
on, Like, oh, he's just being a dick right now. Okay,
this poor manager just don't want to run his jab jazz club. He
has this shit going on. Some guy kicking chairs around, yeah, harassing
his waitress. Now, hey, good boss, So do you see that
though he was not a neglect about he walked right in front and say hey,
can I help you? Bosses? You gotta be like that. That
was good. Fuck, take your hand off. This is a villain origin
story. It is. I remember when I watched the first I'm just still
even being shocked that they made him lay a hand on her, you know,
like I was. I was surprised, like and yeah, you know,
it's a similar everything, but I was surprised they went that far in
a Spider Man movie. And I've always said this too, like we've all
seen the movie, so it's not spoilers. But at the end of this
movie, when he's good, they like end up back together at this pub.
I feel like everyone that pub would be pulling her side, being like
hey, like what's up with you? Like why are you back with this
guy came in, he pushed you, he did all that, he assaulted
our staff, and now like he just welcomed back at the club like oh,
spiders popping out where his chest is Like yeah, but nowadays, because
he's so papa, you can just say it's cosplay. Right now, it's
easy to be like, oh, okay, that was Samon with the umbrella
back there. He's trying to sneak up on Pete. Get religion. Yeah,
so Taylor, someone as an insult said to you get religion, would
you automatically just head right to the church. I'm not going to church.
I'm sorry. I mean, what's the religion in other places? You don't
get religion? Like, so I wronged them, you doctored some thumbnails.
Well that's a crazy story, classic torn anti hero sitting in the rain by
a gargoyle church and is he literally is he here just to be like?
Is he actually here just to think because it's church, because like he doesn't
know about the bells and the sonic ringing stuff within him, so like I
don't know why he's at church. So he's just there for faith. I
think he just found a tower to chill at because it was like right behind
him, wasn't it. Yeah? It was instinct alone at this point,
is any any thought going on? So are we to assume that the Lord
has given Eddie brought the means to actually kill answered his prayer if you look
at it that way, right, it's the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Yeah, this does look excruciatingly painful. Yeah, if your clothes just started
attacking you, Yeah, that's how I feel when I get static electricity going
on? Like what, oh ahead, Oh go ahead. I was gonna
say, which is stranger guy? As Kirk was talking about it, like
clinging to the suit, But now it's not. It is a it's a
whole liquid again, right, because he's naked on there, it knows what
he wants to do. Right, what do you mean, Oh, so
it just turned into a Spider Man suit? Well, I think it knows
that he's trying to get rid of it. And the mute the sound probably
doesn't help either. No, I mean, like, so remember Kirk was
some about how it's not like a symbiod, it's a simile that's attached on
the clothing. But when he's ripping the simule, right now, he's naked,
So wouldn't you assume there should be a spiermen's suit under there? But
no, doesn't make sense. No, A lot does in this movie,
though, so it's kind of fair. I do like the look of the
symbiote, though, you know, it's just weird because they like, they
obviously have the budget to show it, like in the symbio liquid form,
So like, why couldn't they just have that like on hit, like you
know, in like the cartoon when it just comes from like his back sort
of thing. Weird decisions? Can? I think they wanted those whole fucking
moments when he's like rubbing his chest and everything like that, Like yeah,
and I think probably, I guarantee you in their writing they're like, oh,
people are stupid. They won't get it, Like we have to show
that it's the suit making them bad, you know, like we can't just
hide it. So I bet it's something like teeth transformed before you even had
the symbiote tou Yeah, I know that's not what you want to transform either.
It's your teeth, you know that. And also again, I think
some of the stuff is weaker because Sam Raimi didn't want to do venom in
the studio force from Dow Vanom and he's okay, I'll do Vannom. But
I think that's a lot of the reason why the writing is not the best
there because he didn't have much interest in that character and they won the sell
toys, so it's crazy. Yeah, has he talked about what the story?
It was just Salmon, So I think it. I think it was.
My prediction was a combo of the Harry Salmon story and the way that
harryans still need the Harry stuff because you need the most personal touch, right
and like when Harrymon has like the Uncle Ben angle, but hm, I
don't know if you get two hours out of that. Maybe you do.
And at the end when like Saman gets big and it's like Harry team up,
you can still do that, like because Saman becomes like a kaiju,
right, so it's like you could still do that with no venom. So
yeah, it's tough. I just wish I hope one day we're gonna get
a great venom thing, because it's just tough because I go like, oh,
yeah, I wish Venom wasn't in this movie because it's probably a better
movie. But then we also have no Venom anywhere. I'd rather take the
better movie. But we still just I'm waiting for I don't know if they're
going to do that in the MCU for that really good live action adaptation of
the Black Symbiote. But I don't know. Oh, let me tell you
about the proposal give him the ring back, Yankes. You're like, how
is she supposed to help him? He speaks so vaguely about the issues.
You know he'd be heard meant help Yea. His answer right there was Ah,
it was uh I uh okay, there you go, fucking spector at
me. You forgive yourself. I don't know that that's not the first step.
The first step is you you gotta go to her or not. You
know, Listen, MJ. I just want to let you know that I've
forgiven myself for hitting Spider Man places all the time and sometimes sing a little
rageful. But he saves the city. You can learn from him. Yeah,
now am I giving this ring to you? Were at what's going on?
Forgive yourself? Yeah? Yeah, here we go. Yeah, h
m hm. That fucking meeting, just Sam, it's in the streets,
finds Venom under the Lions, Better Man, This was a reshoot because originally
Vandom was supposed to kidnap sand Man's daughter to force him to do this.
So that's why that seems more which makes no sense. Yes, it's just
so awkward for them meeting some alley like I guess Venom can smell sand and
track them down. Interested Yeah, but yeah, there's this because of that
subplot made it into the video game version of this of the movie game.
So what is the general public at this point? I think happened to that
big sand monster as far as the public knows, like, yeah, still
large? Yeah, well they even think about because even when you we didn't
talk about but one of the the newspapers and Jonahs thinks says Doc Hawk's still
large. So they even think doc Art doc Awk still large because the didn't
see him die. What about Goblin? Is that an official thing? Yeah?
I guess it's kind of weird that no one put together that Goblin stopped
appearing once Norman Osborne died. The guy so yeah, the exact same night.
So New York not too smart that we've seen what they do with their
cranes. All right, they're they're they're they're worried about the crane pandemic before
they are like, who's the green golf your nuppercuts? Oh no, this
stupid scene where to that's the it's over for you as well too. You're
get in the cab, don't know your boyfriend Spider Man, and then where
to this man you've never met in your turns into a black demon. Yeah
that's the worst. I've YouTube this whole like final battle part so many times.
This just gets me so hyped. Mm hmm wowk. Yeah. Do
you think he's knocking these cops unconscious or is he like ripping their throats out
and just they're dead watering? They're for sure, dad, they're not making
an insspirement for that little theme coming back. Yeah, it just looks like
it smells so stale. It does wear the because you said that in the
newscasters on there, like, why are you taking a show on this fucking
New York look stale in that studio, guys. He probably does probably does
smell stale in there too. Yeah, he never leaves. He could have
put Peter Parker. The zooming shots are insane from the cameras on the ground.
Same guy that shot Titanic. That's why Kurt. He had one bad
review like MJ, so he had to retire from filmmaking. But now he's
trying to get back. He bought a ten million dollar camera. Yeah,
you know what Peter should have said when he saw his face. He should
have said, I forgive myself for sucking up your face. Aunt May said,
that's the first thing I gotta do, Harry. No, no,
no, no, good pitch Pete. She needs us get up. All
right, fuck, guys, I'm gonna go die now. Fun what's what
do you think is on those like? Yeah, I want to know what's
on those CDs? X Men one and two. Nice. Here is the
most egregious thing that's happened this whole trilogy. It's fucking crazy. Yeah,
yeah, this is awful. So for five years Harry Osborne has ruined his
life thinking his dad was killed by Spider Man, this butler the entire time.
New could have any point been like, hey, by the way,
think your dad was a goblin. It was fucked up. He chooses now,
after his face is all fucked up and he's like turns bags friends to
finally be like, you know what, maybe I should tell him that his
dad was the Goblin. When will I think the second you hear Harry be
like, I'm gonna fucking kill Spider Man. That's when the butler she's like,
hey, actually the Spider Man thing is not what you think, you
know, that's what I want to feel. Like all of Harry's darkness is
very much in his own little secret. Maybe. I guess the butler kind
of saw those weapons and stuff, so I don't. Yeah, very suspicious,
not a great butler. I would be pretty salty if I was Harry.
And that's for sure. Look, man, that's score when it kicks
in Jesu Loise, Oh yeah, it's Spider Man. I like the American
flag. I think it's uh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
I do, but I've seen too many ship posts with it, so that's
a like shit, Like my Spider Man wouldn't feel this way about America.
And it's like the fucking this photo with him behind the flag, it's like,
oh god, I don't know if the momentum made any sense on how
he got that super jump there. Yeah, they came out of nowhere.
Are you bringing like your little kids to this fucking war zone? You're addict.
This happened every Spider Man movie, though, they just stand around with
their kids and like, what are you doing? Get the fuck out of
here. Oh boy, here comes some terrible dialogue as well too. Oh
yeah, my spiders. I'm pretty sure that's an improv line from tof for
grace. I think if I remember the trivia right, But yeah, it's
not thirty two thousands. Spider sends boner jokes. We've been there, we
got it. Oh the rib cage. I don't like the look too.
How he has like the lower neck line showing like it's a yeah, it's
yeah, it's fucking teep man. Yeah, he said those things hurt a
lot. Yeah, I guess you'd probably like stab it inside your cheeks.
Oh yeah, h I told the truth. At that point, he's like,
idie, I don't really want to just have this conversation right now.
Oh, this is a big risk here. It is crushes one of the
children or kills Peter, you know, like he just gets cinder block to
the head. Peter wouldn't die. He's got Spider Man power. I guess
fall down fight the classic. Oh, he definitely should get a mask back
because he's getting way too close to the ground there for people like that human.
Yeah, those cameras, Yeah, he's all over it. They could
see his pores, Like from the top, it's Peter fucking Parker. Why
did Eddie even put that truck up there for this question? Because it's probably
pretty heavy still even though he's superpowered. Like why they even the taxi?
Why isn't just in the webs? Why they have to bring up the whole
taxi with them because this is New York. You know you got to be
a taxi in your action scenes. Yeah, oh shit, this is why
you've watched as many times because this is just like god levels, like Godzilla
level finale. Like it's the entrances too, that just really jive with for
me, Like when Harry comes into that score kicks in, it's just badass.
Yeah, man, what do you do here a Spartman? You just
gotta find the biggest hose possible and just spraym down. Yeah, Like call
the fucking firefighters in. They were down there clapping, That's all they were
doing. Didn't you see the necks? This that fucking venom laugh too?
Like why did they Like why is that the sound venoms making? Why is
he mate? He sounds like the hair and from boy in the hair.
I saw your mother. She's a symbio. Now I know where she is.
Kids are gonna see your local hero get fucking murdering from you. Let
standing watch. Yeah, Oh it's looking stale in there, Like get a
fighter jet coming in, like like some air support something that no, well
no, you said guns wouldn't work, so they're listen to your advice.
I get this copp taylor Field, but like inscceinary rounds, high explosives something
on an F sixteen, Like this kind of works a little. What are
they just gonna light up downtown New York? Light up? It just dropping?
Well, I don't know what the endgame is though, right carpet bomb
with all those civilians down there, I think we hit them wicked cool.
This is why Oppenheimer made the bomb. Drop it, drop it on sand
Man. Oh, lots of so cool. Peter's like, put the mask
back on your faces, looking really fucking gross. You came just a time,
yeah, head DoD goose bumps. The cameraman is just getting all of
this. He's juicing right now. Is like Harry Osborne, the son of
Norman Osborne. I Norman was the king. Oh my God, wait,
is that Eddie brought the photographer in that black suit, said Flint Marco.
Yeah, the known assailant, the murderer of Ben Parker, Ye local junior,
Yeah, local football coach Ben Parker. I remember the parents laughing at
this this scene. Ye did you go? John should not pay that money
like all the other people a bunch better cameras. I do like that he's
just in a crowd and he's just yelling Parker, like Peter Parker is just
supposed to be anywhere that he is. You know, it's usually on the
scene, right whatever, But what if you're like asleep and Salmon's that like,
you can't just expect to try. Why did she roll back? Why
did she roll to the right and then roll left? You know, I
think she rolled left. I think she fell from gravity that double amount to
what. Look at those two. It's so fucking badass. They have like
no chemistry as friends. No gold Buddy, gold buddy, go buddy.
I've never called my best friend buddy so cool buddy ye gold buddy. Oh
God, that's like that. That's a very MCU moment right there. That
hey PM, that feels like star Lord is saying then when the Guardian movies,
like, do you think that would install kill Harry just to be fucking
clapped by the Goblin. I don't know. I don't know what the goblin
juice is versus the spider powers. Right, so it's super strength, isn't
it like it is? Might just be like durability as well? Yeah,
I mean a pipe could knock him unconscious, so I mean temporary amnesia.
I feel like I would kill a normal like a lesser man. So yeah,
yeah, they're far too close to this action sequence. All those civilians,
fucking goat sounds going on, just the fucking head grab never wound,
but you can't kill mm hmm. Another gift that Taylor drops multiple Oh yeah,
oh you like that? When whatever Travis asked me to do something,
it's annoying. I get annoyed every time because sometimes it's a genuine question.
I don't know, You're like, can you give me a ride to the
movie? Oh? You like that? One? I need I need another?
Oh I'm not paying for taxi a bus? Are you picking me up?
The screeches are just so good, dude? How many hits to the
head is this guy taking again? Concussion City? There's been so many shots
that, Yeah, someone getting hid in like the upper half of their body
and spinning around several times. You just came out of nowhere. I feel
like the momentum would have pushed Harry forwards and yeah, for one, we
did it Flint, Like what I want is Flint, even one who's fucking
kill Spider, Like just go to your thing, Like, go to a
different town, don't be a big sand monster. Just steal money. And
like, I don't know, I will say this is I do like this
moment, though it's a little odd that the symbiotes gave Eddie his clothes back
too, right after showing him naked. Toby's like, where's my fucking other
suit? I had two suits. I can't wash this ship man on.
This one stinks and now it's ripped. That's I like, that's cool.
I remember they spam this in the trailers two and as a kid it was
like, oh my god, look at that. I remember seeing that.
I'm like, man, only they had that venom in this one. Yeah,
I don't know, very goll Yeah, his reaction time is so good,
but he's he's so slow on saving Eddie there because it's almost like did
he like like twenty feet away, like he had to book it over there.
I take it. It's like he was like pretending to save Eddie,
but like like I don't need to save him right, Like it's easier if
he's dad. It's a competition from my day job. Yeah, one life
to save a million. The Sunrise just became a mass terrorist. Flint,
I didn't want this. What the executed uncle? That's why I hit my
girlfriend? Like what is he talking about here? He has no moral hide
round in this movie. It's very Last Jedi, where you know, when
we keeps seeing uh Luke and Ben's story, it's like that we've seen the
fourth time. We're going back to someone picking up Uncle Ben out of his
car, and we're about to see Cliff shot for like a six time coming
up here table criminal. He got touched on the back and just like he
got so scaredy shot off around poor Uncle Ben. But it's still Peter's fault.
If Peter stopped the other guy, that Flint wouldn't have got scared.
Yeah, you're right, and Flint should also not just be scared. But
again you're right, it's still Peter's fault. Well, have you forgiven yourself
here, that's what you have to do. Sounds like you haven't attacked all
the time. It's like, remember that guy you're all the banquet. Yeah,
I killed him too, So if he didn't, if he didn't,
hear fucking murdered that man. Yeah, your cat is so cute. I
don't know if I've ever seen seen him walk into the frame before. He
definitely likes to be on camera. Oh yeah, he's got to catch this
ending, you know. Spider Man battle damage suits are the top tier,
just but they're not the same after the first movie, Like the first one's
prime. Yeah, because the first I feel like the first one they let
them get away with a lot of blood, and then after that they're like,
hey, like pull back, there's kids watching this. But the first
one, Oh yeah, it's like Liz busted his nose broken that eye,
like that mask that has like the one eye thing shattered, Like oh yeah,
that's that's awesome. That's why they like the sand and the symbio because
you have the effect of blood, but it just be some other substance.
And he's commit all his crime and he just gets to leave, you know,
just gets to pimp off. He for gave himself so it's good.
Yeah, like, yeah, he's going to Jamaica, right, he should
turn himself in. He just like just there's those co We toule those cops,
like dozens of those and it's of course we're just trying to help.
And yeah, and he killed Harry Osborne. So this is all great,
three of us back together again. Best friend. Yeah, oh they do
that in this scene there, like you're my best friend. It's like,
I guess I just always think of that cut out of him. And this
is the end, like going to the basement comblic standouts. I will recommend
we're talking over it and whatnot. But yeah, the score is also very
good in this moment to very good, bombastic emotional score. I've thrown this
on a couple of times. Best friend, what a journey, you know,
he would have thought of high school than just you know, being losers
together and here there are on top of this building killing each other. Harry
which one I don't like a little buckle he has on the neck there.
I agree. They don't have the score on Spotify. They don't. It's
a big complaint with people, maybe just myself, but just just Sperman three.
I don't know if it's a licensing thing or something, but yeah,
because three have some good tracks in there. It's not all, but this
is a good one, like the like the orchestra vibes. Man, how
do you explain this one? The car act, like the hospital stay was
bad enough, but like, how do you explain how did Harry Osbourne die?
Well, we found him on top of the building and you can see
Joe Magnell somewhere around here. He does come back. That's him to the
left, Yeah, to the left. You can see him there right beside
m J. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. I think I brought
this up in the retro bring up again. Don't know why Gwen stays is
here. She didn't meet Harry at all, So I don't know what's going
on, but I'm the police chief. Yeah, maybe it's because he like
failed the city and should have saved Harry, But like, why is going
there? Flash and MJ dating? Again? Is that? Whether it's together?
He definitely probably tried after to make a move. You know, I
heard what happened to the jazz club, Peter. He's a fucking freak.
I told you that'stake just the feelings walks over while hugging Peter. You're a
freak barker out there, see. And this is why I know, because
we talked about newscast a couple weeks ago. So I'm still hoping we get
more Toby because I do. I want to know. I want to see
more of these two together, you know, years later. I want to
see what's going on, what's happening again? So what of these jazz club
employees also think when Big Pete walked back in there and they're like, fuck
this guy again. He's staring at her one. Yeah, but they don't
want the bouncer to have to deal with him again because I didn't go well
last Yeah, he's really embarrassed. He's just let him in. It's fine.
He forgave himself, so I forgave him. That employee too, She's
supposed to be singing. She stopped made like songs. She's traumatized. Everyone
will be frightened. Imagine that walking to her. He walked back and she
stopped singing. Everyone and be like, oh my god, what do we
do? Paul just walks in, Yeah, get your hand off me.
And he never explains, like the symbio thing or the suitor her, I
would say no because he never even told her. He still never talked anything
about normal Osborne, so fuck, he just likes to keep these secrets.
I would hope that he should explain the suit thing, but like, why'd
you hit me Pete? Yeah, like that's a it's a deal breaker.
So like like I need to see that Kirk Connor still has like proof of
this too. Like there'd be a lot of conversations happen, which sucks because
I think as a final shot of this trilogy, I think it's great to
have them dancing. It's just that there's still so much that's happened that maybe
they're it'd be great if there's one conversation that happened, because just goes from
the roof to that. But like you know, that's why I hope we
see him again one day. But that's it. Oh now, it's also
it's recommending me to watch Spider Man one, so just to start all over
again. It's recommending the Amazing Spider Man for me. Oh okay, I
got Spider Man one as well. I got Spider Man one one. Yes,
there you go. Just me and Dylan are just an internal loop,
like every time you finished trilogy. Just have to go right back to Spider
Man one. But ah, well, that was a good time. I
don't we lost April long the way don't happen and all the message her,
but thanks for thanks for joining. Yes, I had a good time.
I was gonna say I love the movie, don't hold the movie, but
it was I will say too. I wonder what Madam Web is gonna be
like compared to that, you know, quality wise, I'm very curious to
see where it's gonna go, you know. So well, that's it.
That's aftern I moon. I'm not sure when the next one will be the
next quarter. I don't know if we themed or whatnot. But Josh,
well, thanks for joining for the first time. We hope you see again
in the future. Next time jump on the next regular afternight so we can
pick your brain on some things, you know, well do I try to
try to catch it? Oh yeah, another, we need another overpriced shirt
to see what you're rocking in the future. There. If we see you
wearing that shirt ever again, we're gonna have a conversation with you. But
no, well, thank you everyone listening, fun time and on a good
weekend, and we'll talk to you later.