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Hey, hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padudal Show. Yes,

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we are consumable nonsense, share life
comments and sub for free and all

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that nice stuff. Come on,
we are consumable nonsense. I hope I

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give you nice memories because I had
some great memories. In fact, I

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was thinking years ago. I went
to my grandparents' house and in the tiny

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room, hand this massive chocolate cake
on the table. My grandfather says to

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me, go on, nobody's looking. Go ahead. I go, really,

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Grandpa, He goes, yeah,
go on, no one's looking.

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So I got up when I punched
my grandmother. What a horrible joke.

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Just start the show up with this
is not horrible. BS three changing the

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way you watch TV. I snuck
that one in here, and I I

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have to tell you more about BS
three changing the way you watch TV on

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road cou later on, you know, still being a little kidd and I

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asked my mom. I said,
Mom, we'll ever see Grandpa ever again?

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She goes, not, if you're
good, I'm I batton over for

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two right now. This is not
betting over two. BS three changing the

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way you watch TV. Check them
out on ROUK who you see what's happening

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with the NBA College n C Double
A basketball Division one two three men and

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women's basketball. I already told you
about NBA, NHL, hockey, everything.

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He's just winding up. Check out
they do golf. Everything you wanted

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to know. And I'll tell you
more about some other shows. But I

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gotta tell you this. I heard
this knock knock joke. Let's see if

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you like it. Okay, knock
knock? Who's there? Carl? Carl?

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Who? Carl? Get you there? Faster than walking? I'm over

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three. I like Padula Pint in
Republic, Ohio. He's three for three

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because he can make you Pepperoni rules, Sino buns, beats uh Public Ohio.

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Padula Pie Bam, baby man.
And so this pirate walks into a

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bar and the bartender sees me,
goes, what the hell? I guess

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you look horrible? He ses,
what happened to your leg? The pirate

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goes, you know, we were
in a battle with the other ships and

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the cannon boy hit my leg and
blew it right off. He's, well,

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what about the hook? He says, well, I was on a

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sword fight and a guy cut my
hand off. He goes, well,

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what about the patch on your eye. He says, well, you know,

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there are all these birds flying overhead, and I was on the ship

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and I took a look up and
he crapped in my eye. He said,

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guess I'm not used to the hook
yet. Well, anyway, so

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I don't get a hooked off the
show. Great segue, I must say.

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You have to check this out.
You got a tea a good friend

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of mine. You want insurance,
State farm insurance. He's in Pittsburgh,

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PA. Give him a call.
Come on, t Rankin, State Farming

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Shorts. I'm gonna eat insurance after
the show four one two three two two

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one zero six four four one two
three two two one zero six four.

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T Rankin will take care of you. And let me see. Maybe you

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shouldn't go to boxcar cigars if you're
gonna need some type of health insurance,

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maybe you should Who cares, Right, we're only here one time on Earth,

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right, we're only here part time. Flann Pennsylvania box car Cigars,

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my good buddy Bobby Falco. And
then you know what, before you get

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the insurance smoke a couple of cigars, go to the next box car to

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Derail Distillery and enjoy some of the
finest drinks you could ever imagine at Derailed

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Distilleries in full Land, Pennsylvania.
Oh my gosh, Hey, you know

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what, here's what I am I
was thinking about. I was thinking so

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I told my kids, especially my
oldest son. I said, when I

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die, I wrote it in a
will I don't want to be buried or

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whatever. You know. He says, well that we got to bury you

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in a suit. I said,
I don't want to be buried in a

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suit. Okay, I said,
you know, I'm not going to a

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job interview. And then when I
thought about it too, I said,

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look, you know, babies haven't
made a shade. What do they wear?

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They were like a tiger blanket wrapped
around them with their PJS. But

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I should be made right. Babies
should be wearing a suit first impressions.

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I should be wearing the tiger blanket
with PJS on. That's what I'm thinking

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about. Hey, I gotta you
know I can. If you're saying to

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yourself, I can't watch this guy
anymore, good because who you can watch

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is what I'm going to suggest to
you right now. Check out Vinnie from

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South Philly. Great Bitch, Great
characters Vinnie from Sound Philly. Check him

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out on Instagram. Also, I
have my I have to do this.

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I have Oh okay, let me
get my list over here. Ladies and

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gentlemen, I appreciate your time.
Stuck in My Mind podcast again, futured

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on BS three, Changing Way you
watch TV, Queen Bee and King.

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Check them out. Also Sam and
Philly, Man, you talk about cooking

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up some stuff. That's my man, Sam and Philly, this dope cooking

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show. He's the host, he's
the chef. He's got to be one

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of the best. Hey, ladies
and gentlemen, I gotta tell you I

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enjoyed myself today. I hope you
did too. The Padula Show, skits,

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parodies, podcasts, podcams, and
just a lot of consumable nonsense.

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I love you, man, I
tell you all the time. Wake up

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in the morning. You have to
have a positive attitude, with a lot

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of great attitude, and I hope
I can make you giggle, chuckle,

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laugh, shake your head as long
as you enjoy your day and laugh.

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Peace, ladies and gentlemen, I
bid you peace.