Hey, hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padudal Show. Yes,
we are consumable nonsense, share life comments and sub for free and all
that nice stuff. Come on, we are consumable nonsense. I hope I
give you nice memories because I had some great memories. In fact, I
was thinking years ago. I went to my grandparents' house and in the tiny
room, hand this massive chocolate cake on the table. My grandfather says to
me, go on, nobody's looking. Go ahead. I go, really,
Grandpa, He goes, yeah, go on, no one's looking.
So I got up when I punched my grandmother. What a horrible joke.
Just start the show up with this is not horrible. BS three changing the
way you watch TV. I snuck that one in here, and I I
have to tell you more about BS three changing the way you watch TV on
road cou later on, you know, still being a little kidd and I
asked my mom. I said, Mom, we'll ever see Grandpa ever again?
She goes, not, if you're good, I'm I batton over for
two right now. This is not betting over two. BS three changing the
way you watch TV. Check them out on ROUK who you see what's happening
with the NBA College n C Double A basketball Division one two three men and
women's basketball. I already told you about NBA, NHL, hockey, everything.
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to know. And I'll tell you more about some other shows. But I
gotta tell you this. I heard this knock knock joke. Let's see if
you like it. Okay, knock knock? Who's there? Carl? Carl?
Who? Carl? Get you there? Faster than walking? I'm over
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Padula Pie Bam, baby man. And so this pirate walks into a
bar and the bartender sees me, goes, what the hell? I guess
you look horrible? He ses, what happened to your leg? The pirate
goes, you know, we were in a battle with the other ships and
the cannon boy hit my leg and blew it right off. He's, well,
what about the hook? He says, well, I was on a
sword fight and a guy cut my hand off. He goes, well,
what about the patch on your eye. He says, well, you know,
there are all these birds flying overhead, and I was on the ship
and I took a look up and he crapped in my eye. He said,
guess I'm not used to the hook yet. Well, anyway, so
I don't get a hooked off the show. Great segue, I must say.
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what, here's what I am I was thinking about. I was thinking so
I told my kids, especially my oldest son. I said, when I
die, I wrote it in a will I don't want to be buried or
whatever. You know. He says, well that we got to bury you
in a suit. I said, I don't want to be buried in a
suit. Okay, I said, you know, I'm not going to a
job interview. And then when I thought about it too, I said,
look, you know, babies haven't made a shade. What do they wear?
They were like a tiger blanket wrapped around them with their PJS. But
I should be made right. Babies should be wearing a suit first impressions.
I should be wearing the tiger blanket with PJS on. That's what I'm thinking
about. Hey, I gotta you know I can. If you're saying to
yourself, I can't watch this guy anymore, good because who you can watch
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I have Oh okay, let me get my list over here. Ladies and
gentlemen, I appreciate your time. Stuck in My Mind podcast again, futured
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up some stuff. That's my man, Sam and Philly, this dope cooking
show. He's the host, he's the chef. He's got to be one
of the best. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I gotta tell you I
enjoyed myself today. I hope you did too. The Padula Show, skits,
parodies, podcasts, podcams, and just a lot of consumable nonsense.
I love you, man, I tell you all the time. Wake up
in the morning. You have to have a positive attitude, with a lot
of great attitude, and I hope I can make you giggle, chuckle,
laugh, shake your head as long as you enjoy your day and laugh.
Peace, ladies and gentlemen, I bid you peace.