Neon it a my adoptions. How's that? I feels like it's so weird.
We have no banter that someone speaks of it and I'm like, no,
it fixed itself. Wow, Like it's a weird way to get other
people at dogs so you don't have to Wow, what an icebreaker? Is
this? How it's going to start? Is I saw this whole? Last
name awkwardness in silence? Hi, welcome to Void Onnica, a d D
podcast that happen so my guy, this twenty twenty three. We're currently well,
we're currently in March twenty twenty three. Oh my god. First two
months were crazy. Wow? How you could catch so many countries on fire
at the same time? No, damn Well, at least it wasn't Trump
that almost started World War three this time? Ah No, no wow,
no politics, No politics. That is a rule. No rule is a
rule here. That is a rule that was enacted in December twenty twenty two.
Yeah right, you're right, Yeah, as a recent rule as of
December twenty twenty two. Politics. Hi, what's good with Poppin' it boy?
Devin the DM And today we're starting campaign to me? Okay, so
who are you people who are your people? Who are people? Are you
in my house? I won't It's same oh fucking waffle fries. Anyway,
who are you? People? Who are you? How are you? And
what character are you playing? I'm going to change it up. I'm going
to go first this time. Wow. Yeah you Hi, I'm Bradley or
I'm just doing that. Yeah, I'm gonna go with it. I'm Brad.
I've been playing a new character. You will know him as Caden uh
and hopefully you get to hear what he's described as. But we'll keep a
mystery. We'll only say names for now until we get further in, until
he gets till the characters come on Come on screen if you will. I'm
playing Kate Cayden, got it. Hello, my name is Tip. I
am going to be playing the character known as Davy d A v I and
she is a force. No, okay, all right, So my name
is Tyler, and I'll be playing the role of Tama Work. So I
need to know for now and last or not east Hi, I am Jacob
and I will be playing Freed. That is as in emancipated in the past
tense. Wow. Wow oh wow, oh wow. So hello all and
welcome to campaign to UH. I don't have a name for the game yet
as a whole, but if you listen to the lower episode that was posted
a week before this episode is posted, you should be caught up on the
current lore of Avatira that we're playing in post Aglos, post chaos, you
know, chaos and suits. Not this time, doubt, damn damn,
not with you, not with you as a deal, Chaos willing sue no
matter how much we try to avoid it. Not end of the world Okay,
not end of the world level chaos willans thank you got it. Chaos
will and sue because it always will, but not on the level of what
Aglos was. Because this is not a broken world. This is a brand
new world that's florished. She would love Yeah, and it's not and it's
not messed up in any way. Never, why would it be couldn't couldn't
be me. It wouldn't be me. Never. And the people who had
their fingers and making this world? What who that bunch of losers? I'd
say, you're talking about yourself, so you just yourself? No, I
read everyone else. So before we begin, UH two, please take it
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What is the pirate's name? The captain's name? Oh it wasn't in
the It wasn't in the question. Yes, it was in the that says
homework for Devin, motherfucker. And so her first question, her first captain's
name was hell, what was the captain that sold you the ship? Oh?
That one changed, but he never responded to me. I need that
name and that he's kind of pivotal and important to this story. I need
name name. Who is her? Okay? Hm, okay, So let's
see. His name is going to be I don't like that name. It
was dumb. They had like ten names. His name is going to be
Esmond. I thought that wasn't the name that James gave him though, So
how on h A L O N was her the first born? That's not
the captain I need, though, Yeah, but the one that you need.
His name is Esmond. His name is Captain Esmond, one eyed Danish.
So captain one I, Captain one I. Okay, we'll go with
that with that captain got it? Okay, we're back in Okay, So
right, meant extra mentee for Betterness. So this story, as you see
on said map, this one, this story takes place on an island,
on an island called the Arbor. Now This is a very large and obviously
it has five mountains, a nice decent Sizies mountain range that plows straight through
the island. But this story is taking place on one of the two only
harbor cities in on this big island, in the city called Stone Harbor that
is in the middle, so it's on the coast. But the town,
the city, the town is built into a cave, so it's one of
the only it's the largest of the two harbor cities, but is nonetheless a
harbor city. And today we are joining as you can see the map on
here as the harbor city, the Skull Harbor. It's very condensedly, it's
very dense condensed. Buildings are stacked up on each other through the walls of
the said cave. Ships are going in and out, lots of tray,
lots of taverns, lots of pirates and other folk travel traveling about the sea
are coming through here to and from. People are leaving, people are coming,
ships are pulling in, and ships are leaving. So it's a very
busy port city, being the largest of the two. So our story takes
place and Skull Harbor on one of the ship what they call it ship the
docks on one of the docks. I was like, what word is this?
I'm gone, I'm drawing up, like, uh, one of the
docks. What is a dog? Alex Damn. This is one the lesser
populated docks. This doc is one of the dogs that people sell ships from,
because they have designate docks for people coming in leaving, trades, goods,
transportation of people, transport, all that fun shit. But this is
one of the few docks that people go to if they're wanting to buy or
sell a ship. So on and so far. So today we are joining
our lovely little gnome. Please describe this character name and appearance and class.
Give us a little background on this lovely character that we're being introduced to.
First, So, Davy is, like I said earlier, she is a
forest gnome. She stands at a walking like three feet of like I would
say. She has a wild man of like pinkish air that fades into like
a very pastel pink. She has very like She has a very dark skin
tone and has like bright green eyes. She doesn't wear what you would think
of as normal pirate garb, but a lot of what she wears is very
loose whenever it comes to a lot of like loose linens. She does have
like what seems to be like a leather like I would say, like braleette
that she has. And then there's a like a linen thing that ties over
her shoulders and across her waist. And she's wearing like brown pants and another
like I would say scrap of linen that ties across her waistlehold up her pants.
And she has a few like you know things hanging off her waist.
And instead of boots, she has it looks to me like the gladiator,
like the gladiator, sadmits. So they go up to probably about midshin and
she has a sword loosely wrapped around her waist as well as she has some
leather like wristbands. I wouldn't say braces because they don't cover up like most
of her arm, but she hasn't that goes about a quarter of her arm.
She is missing her jacket. She doesn't have it yet all right,
So we are introduced to Davy Gnomes. What airs her class? Oh,
she is a bold of creation part of creation. Okay, So we meet
Davy on this stock as she's walking up the walkway. Who acquire the ship
that she recently bought from uh an old captain of hers, and she was
prior they told that the ship will be at this particular dock waiting for her,
who set sail on this marvelous journey with a good with a decent sized
crew, the whole works. And she walks up here and you see that
this dock is out there's there is a ship there, but it's not the
one that you were sold. And the ship that you were sold is not
here. So so this so this dock is a little it's it's decently popular.
People are walking up and down the docks and go walking past you.
But yet you are like literally two foot what, five foot nothing, even
shorter three foot nothing, and people are not even noticing you're there, so
they're walking into you, or you're walking under people's feet because people are just
not properly looking down. Because again, how many times do you really see
a gnome in a place like this? That's racist, that's the pirates could
be anything, it could be any race. How did you say that kind
of shit? The gnome looks, looks breaks the fourth wall. Shut the
fuck up up, like you wouldn't fucking know wouldn't it not? All right?
So as you're walking up the dock and he knows that your ship is
not there, you see somebody one of the dock workers, dock hands on
the dog kind of helping a ship come in. Okay, So I go,
is it someone that I recognized? Like it was part of me?
I mean he was there. He was there the day you bought the ship
at this location, because you came like a week or so prior to this
location, met up with your old captain with a lot with and these are
one of the hands that was helping bring in his ship. And then so
he was there to witness the deal that was made. And he told you
to go talk to this dockhand when the day comes and he will help you
get everything ready to go. Okay. So do I know like the sailor
the the seller's name or the guy that the seller's name is Bog. He's
a half He's a half work. He's the one at the end of the
dock. He's a half work with short white hair, no shirt. They
totally like a burly man. Okay, yeah, about six foot five twice
sure height, thank you? So even whit Bog? And I like kind
of like jog over there. Okay, so you say that in box,
like huh, he's looking behind, he's looking around. He's like, who
said that? Down here? Your large get look down? What? What?
Oh? He's kind of like, what the fuck? What? Who?
He almost kind of looks up. Who left a child here? Someone
to a child? She kind of just like takes a deep sigh. Listen,
that's I'm not going to go into how fucking rude that was, right,
but I will tell you that you were there whenever I bought a ship
not too long ago, and I was told that I could talk to you
about helping me get get it's ready, But I see no ship. Who
was the person that sold you the ship? Uh? His name was uh
one Eye, you know, the old captain of the ship. He sold
it to me. Oh you're you're the you're the gnome girl that he sold
it to. God. Yeah, I used to be part of his crew
too. Oh that's that's nice, that's so uh yeah, but what are
you doing here? The ship's not here. The ship didn't when I tell
you where it was going to be located. He told me it was going
to be here at this dock. He told you I was here, that's
here in school harbor here. Yeah, because that's what he told me.
Unless plans were changed and no one fucking decided to tell me about it.
That's not what Captain one I said. He didn't say that put the ship.
Yeah, he actually told us that, you said to pocket at the
other harbor city. Why would I do that? Whenever I was all ready
I'm over. I was just fall I was just falling orders, always doing
Q cut to the captain on the his on his own ship, and I
told her she was if she was gonna be, it was gonna be at
this dog, but it's gonna be at the other one. And just a
bunch of pirates laughing their asses off cut back. I fucking hate pilots.
Yeah, it's he said you were gonna go. You were gonna be at
the other harbor city, which is ships Haven on the other side of the
large island. Yes, I'm aware, I'm aware of Well, it's locate
to that, but it would make some sense whenever it was already in this
dark when I purchased it. Again, I was just following orders. He
said to set it up to be sent over there with its crew and so
on. Because he said that you told him that you were gonna be over
there to get it. So it's over there, so you're gonna have to
find a way to travel through across this island to get to it. So
that's that slimy old git fine. And it has a crew, has a
nice decent sized crew too. Oh are we already on the ship. Then
some of them are yes, Yes, there's a there's a good handler.
It's like a six or seven people on their crew members on there waiting for
you. And where are the others? Then do I have to find them
myself? I guess captain The captain didn't say anything else. He's like,
I'll give her seven crew members and then she'll figure out the rest. So
he said, you'll figure out the rest. So I'm assuming you'll figure it
out, right, Okay, then queue back to the pirates Captain one,
and I tuld not only gave her a partial little crew. Damn, what
a dick. That's why I left his Oh so yeah, that's the that's
the situation at hand. That's you good see if you Since skull Harber is
one way in, one way out, there is an exit at on the
US North Eastern side of the of the city called the call it the gate
island gate. That will take you out of the cave onto the mainland on
top of above us where the island. I'll take you to the above and
then from there you can travel throughout the island and you'll probably get there maybe
I don't know, a couple of days, a week or two. It's
quite vast. Well what is it, a couple of days or a couple
of weeks, just a difference. It depends. There's a lot of weird
things. There's a lot of beasts and monsters and stuff between that, between
here and shipshaven. So it's wherever you get. If you make a straight
run for you might get there in a couple of days. By doubt,
you'll probably make that. I get I give you a week, I give
you a week him maybe right. If you need a map, he goes
through his pocket and hands you a map of the island, any points like
we're here and you need it over here, and the map is in the
discord for anyone, for any of the players, the map will be in
the discord of the island where the town's are located. So you can see
for yourself on how far you need to go? Thank you, thank you
very welcome breaking the fourth Well, thanks mate, Thanks God, God,
thank you. Wait, but your not my God? Who are you?
I'm the one that created your God did I gave her life and a place
to fucking stand. I gave her a place in this fucking world the right
direct. She is trash, she's a god a goblin anyway, Like you're
just saying that because you don't like her. I will not express my feelings
for that deity. But albeit, but you know what he being the Laura
episode of how I feel about that deity. I'm sure there's a good ten
minute speech in there somewhere. Anyway, So now you are. Now you
are presented with a map and a mission. Now to get to the other
harbor. Cool, all right, thanks mate, and I walk away.
As you're walking away, any question, he's like, oh wait, before
you walk where the fun is my Chile? What do you mean? She's
not there? Yere? She is? I don't see her. She's right
there where all right? You're looking at the map, right, Yeah,
yeah, she's right there, right near the ship, all the way over
there. I moved her because you didn't. So as you're walking away back
on the table. As you're walking away, the the uh back over the
I fucking game in. He turns around to work on the ship and he's
like, oh, wait, there is one thing. You have two weeks
to get that or he'll or the ship will leave you. Two weeks.
Two weeks. Yes, yes, because I guess the captain said that you
wanted a challenge for yourself to get see if you can get there in two
weeks. If not, the ship goes back under the captain's possession. I
guess I don't. Again, he's weird. He said you want He's like,
but yeah, he said, you want a challenge. So he's like,
give you two weeks. But he takes the ship back. As I'm
walking away, I just kind of like wave my hand over my head as
I just walk I'm just like, whatever I've done, queue back to the
pirates of the ship. And I told her and I said, if he
doesn't she doesn't get the ship a two weeks, I take it back and
keep her body. Damn. I just did that. I'll purpose just a
b r O bitch. No, It's okay that because once I become well,
once I become high enough level just watch just watching that ship. I'm
all fucking sink that ship anyway with hem on it, Like fuck that old
fault anyway. Yeah, so you walk up, So you walk down the
dock and get off onto the main platform. Now you do have another with
the ship. Did come outside with the crew? You did get a crew
member that you do have with you? Mm hm obvious? Are you going
to call him? Like I just walked up to him? What do you
gotta say his name? Something like you give him an introduction, like if
just just do us, do us a solid like go back to the dock
and just call him, just just do it. Let Jacob have this moment.
He has a plan. I let him have the moment. Oh my
god, just let him have the moment. You hear what you hear from
across the docks is the sound of clicking, a scampering sound like a like
padded feet with claws just clicking on the on the tile. And just from
around the corner of a stand, you just see this massive wolf wife wolf
for and just come into view and he's just running at full speed. His
his his claws, his nails are clicking on the pavement as he runs and
as he gets closer to you, he he starts, he puts on the
brakes but he but he's not able to stop. He's going too fast and
he slides past you and into the water. There's a large little water and
just hit s Davie in the face. You just just before you fill into
the water, though, you just hear this dog like yelp, just like
and anyway, Freed just comes back, climbs back up on the docks.
Tail his tail is wagging his he's completely just drenched in seawater. And when
you look at Davy, looked at David, you see a crab attached to
her hair and trying to snap her in the face. Oh, I was
gonna say, like, I was just gonna grab it and just like rip
it off unless you have something else to play. No, no, no,
Freed just like gets up. He's like sorry, sorry about sorry about
that. And before you can stop him, he's he shakes his entire body.
No. No, you get wet with water and you smell like wet
dog. Well it's that's what the time was smelling like. Soon So what
doing? Huh sells Wagon? Oh god, oh god, what happened?
Everything read everything? Fred? We have to go find our ship. Okay,
where is it. It's on the other side of the island. Why
hm, Why No, that's not That wasn't what Fred said. No,
it's just like, okay, just ready to go visions because it's going to
be a long travel. Oh okay, then let's go. Yes, let's
go. Oh God, and I kind of like pack like this leg because
I can't reach any how tall is freed? He's like seven feet tall twice
or height twice? No, three, you're three foot six, right,
Dabby Daily, Yes, Davy right, you're three foot six. Three foot
six times two is seven feet even I'll work okay. Cool. So as
you're walking through walking through the doc, you're like, God, where are
we going to go? To try to find some people because you're because you
also remember David, you sided to find the rest of your crew because it's
with the ship that size. You should have a crew of what give me
a number, Somebody, give me a number. That's a big ship.
That's not that big of a ship. It's like fifteen fifteen. Yeah,
if you count a cook and potentially a doctor, that's twelve. That's two
non crewmen. So it's going to be about thirteen people on average. Okay,
Okay, so you're like your average like scar between twelve to fifteen crew
members. So you might end up see if you could get any crew members
and someone and someone that can either leads you in the right direction or escort
you through the island. So apparently most pirate ships had around fifteen people running
the ship. Fifteen or fifty five zero Oh jesus, Okay, well all
right, I guess we were lay off. I just googled it. Okay,
Then well then we'll wreck con that saying that there's pretty much a solid,
solid crew that he has no one won't say just like you won't get
like, if we have like a handful of guns on the on the ship,
then we need you need at least three people manning each gun, each
each cannon yep. And so like let's say that we are like I don't
know, like six cannons right, three on each side, three time six,
you need at least eighteen for that. Then of course there needs to
be at least one chef and then maybe like an extra hand for that,
and then whoever's going to be manning the then like if we bring out the
oars and stuff, there's people need it for that. I've watched away too
much pirate. I'm sorry, mad, just minimum of couperly manning a ship.
So we'll say that he let that he said it would have a good
decent sized crew, but didn't give you exact number. It's now you're like,
well, I gouts see if I can get a couple crew members,
because too many crew members is better than no crew members. So you're not
one hundred cent show if he even has a crew. So you're like,
well, I'm I'm on, see if I could gather some crew members or
travel with us back, and then we'll see. I'll set situation at hand
when we get there, and yeah, crew and then somebody that could either
point you in the right direction or possibly even travel with you to escort you
to the other side of the island. They get you past all the wilderness
and shit, So navigator through the island if you will. So fraid,
I feel like the best thing for us to do is to gather up some
more people for our crew and then maybe get somebody to help us navigate the
island. And of course, you got two weeks to get to the ship,
or it becomes captain one eyes again and you'll somebody there's all that money.
Let's share that information, freed. Oh I'm sorry, what was that?
Wow? Not even listening? You take ten points of psyche damage.
Did you hear anything that was said? I bet? Yeah. Wow,
you're supposed to be the first mate. You need to be paying attention.
Okay, just just give me a brief summary, bring me back up to
speed. So we need to find some more crew members because I don't know
how many he's left us. We need to find somebody that's going to help
us navigate the island, and we need to get that in two weeks.
Oh, the ship is back to being fucking once his faces one ie.
Okay, where we start? Well, where else would you find more crew
members other than you know, a tavern, A voice in the distance,
a tavern? Well, not gonna lie, there's not many other places.
That's where they're all this, I mean all there's there's not much to do
on a boat except you know, boating stuff. Yeah, whenever we whenever
we talk, we'd have all the sailors would just go to the taverns or
go to their homes. And when you say tavern, freed, you get
a chill down your spine. I don't know why, just a random creak,
sweetie. I'm aware I was raised on the pirate ship. Your captain
used to be mine too, remember, I try not to. Oh that's
fair. So do you guys go on a mystical journey to find a tavern?
Yeah? Okay, So as you guys travel through the dock, you
have to ask somebody, oh, where's the where's the good? Uh?
A good tavern to find potential kurmeers for a pirate chip. And the person's
like, oh, go to the largest tavern in town. The god,
what would be a good name for a tavern? The crystal Bucket? Yeah,
the crystal Bucket. Go to the Crystal Bucket. It's you. You
can't miss it. The Crystal Bucket and brothel. There you go, there
it is the Crystal Bucket, tavern and brothel. God damn it. And
by then and uttering that name again, Freed, your hand stands up and
you're just like, but you have no idea why? Gosh it must it's
so weird. Free doesn't have an idea why. But Jacob knows exactly why.
How are you talking about the You're like cool? So you go about
your business and travel through the crowd as davy. People are stepping on you,
tripping over you because they're not looking down to see you. A few
times I'm like, oh, I watch it, like huh, it's like,
uh, you see a goliath who said that. It's like down here,
watch where the fuck you're going? Eh, a child, I am
not a child. Just watch where you're going. Yeah, the thing smaller
than you walking around, he kind of stared to you as he walks off,
was like, looked at child. And this is not gonna be,
not gonna be a common occurrence in this fucking game. This is gonna be
as I've already had another campaign. Okay, a but with like but with
with a oh, with a with lily like, no, do not a
child, just like I'm not I'm a legal age. I just look up.
I'm not a child. I'm just a noome bunch of m h my
god. So as you traveled through the city and it's wonderful abodes and crowds
and crowds of people, and you come down this main this large, decency
sized street, and you see shops on both sides, and at the very
end of the street you see a tavern with a big old bucket on the
outside, and it looks like it's rained, like the buckets like tipped over,
and you see like these diamonds coming out of it, pouring out,
and you see like the lights under it under said the Crystal bucket. Tase,
you might call it a bar and grille. It's before grills we had,
so you see that, and the signs like huge like three of TV.
Of course, I'm using davy as a as a scaling measurement. Now
I don't know about three davies. It looks like about and a half days
cut off the legs. It's about it's about a freedom and a half,
all right, So y'all see, y'all see this in the end of the
straight d I'll go to said Crystal Buckets. Yeah, just just staring at
it free just that his hackles, like his hackles raise a bit, and
he's just like, I've never been in a tavern. I've never been in
a tavern before, But why do I keep getting the chills? Covided,
So as you did, I yeah, I did. They're they're they're there,
Bradleys, they got it, okay, cool? So as you walk
into said tavern is colorful as all hell colored lights everywhere. It's bustling with
people. Uh you see people sitting now and drinking, eating, conversating.
You see did I change the map? Yes? I did. Be like
this tavern looks strangely familiar. I wonder where. I wonder where I've seen
it before. I don't know you're talking about you never it's this bar has
never been inside aglo workers are I see them as you walk, as you
walk in your uh presented in a presented by a waitress. She walks up
and said, oh, this is this party of two and it looks to
be a suckubist horns wings. She's not hiding in the vat that she's a
suckybist. She's just she's just me personally. Get everyone seated. She's like,
oh, is this a party too? Do you have anyone else coming?
Or will just be you two? It's just us two for now,
lovely, If you please follow me. She starts walking and the heels click
as she steps. Do do do and she walks over to like an n
cave on the wall. A half circle appears in the wall with a bunch
of seats. If you two will please sit here, you would have a
waitress would come to you with your orders of food or drink as she hands
out the menus. And if you're here to find any such crew or members
of any kind to join a group or pirates or whatever of mind you.
I didn't want to welcome the conversations with the patrons here because people come from
all over the place. It's just lovely, lovely abode. And you hear
from the back, Harry, those drinks are not gonna get themselves. And
you sound you see a hear a voice of a of a younger woman but
has kind of a rasp to it, and the waitress kind of just like
she turns around. Yes, Agnes, I'm trying to set these new these
new customers, patrons, they can't see themselves, She's like, she turns
around. Don't don't mind the owners, because you'll have a waitress here to
take your orders. If you see anyone that seems to say you're trying to
trying to mingle amongst locals, please do so. I remember, no fighting,
no barfrienders don't tolerate that here. And she just walks walks away,
click clacking about over the table. I love how abort the same table too.
Oh my god, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never
been at this table. You haven't. Wow, you're right, I did
you at the same table. God, wait a minute, same fucking table
and everything. It's gonna be a running joke. We have a green light
shining down on you. Oh god, and then said tavern. You see
a more tables like what you're sitting at, as well as cushions on the
floor. People are sitting drinking, conversating on the In the middle of the
tavern, you see a two performers performing. I'm not going to go in
detail on that because you know, I want to keep it somewhat. I
mean, this is gonna be an explicit podcast because you know it's D and
D and it's me. But I'm not going to go in detail what they're
doing. They're performing dancers. There's spicy dancers to put that lay. They're
they're utilizing their natural assets being sucky bye. Use your imagination. So it's
not like there was a cat person here and being like, oh wow,
it's a backsie. What No, I remember when pepper Jack was in here.
Oh Pepjack, Oh pepper Jack. Remember do you know, do you
not remember when he first came into this tavern. I remember when he came
into like a tavern and there was like, okay, everyone has to dress
up and play an instrument. No, this was like whenever Mariene was there,
and like, remember this is the tavern full of succubuses. You might
love Freed. It's reaction. His head tilts in that like doglike puppyish way
when you and while looking at the succubi and is like, huh, I
never knew. I never knew you could fold yourself like that? Right,
yes, well, and I and like she kind of looks too, and
she's just like I've seen one person do that. It was very impressive.
And as you cheer in your head, David, you are presented with these
huge balloons, almost like literally the size of half of you pretty much,
and it's a waitress. She's like, hello, lock them to the crystal
bucket. I feel it's like boom, boom, bounce, like the bounce.
She's like, oh, physic, would you like to do? What
would you like to drink today? She leans over to you and it's just
leaning full, lean over, foldleing over. You get a full view of
the workings the girls, the girls. Is she resting her hands on her
assets. No, she's leaning over with a little pen, with a little
pen and notebook. But her her balloons are you know, just naturally got
it. Yeah, she just kind of takes a minute. Oh oh well,
and what's what? What kind of spirits do you have here? And
she goes over Alessa, you can pick whichever one you want that come your
mind, because I'll have it. Okay, right, well, just a
ridal, Just bring a bottle cold, lovely and she sets up boom boom
boom boom boom boom, and she looks over the Freed and what would you
like, Uh, well, I'm just gonna Fred is not at all distracted,
like and can't. They're moving, and they're moving like by themselves obviously,
like one going down, one going up boom boom. Oh god,
they're like fucking like like high School of the Dead, physics, physics anyway.
So, so Freed is gay and he's not and he's not at all
like enamored with the with the horse, the ladies, with the ladies anyway.
Uh, he looks on he looks at Davy, unsure what to orders
like, Well, I've never been in it. I've never really been in
a wah, wait are you you know what? Never mind, drink whatever
you want whatever. Okay, I'll have a I'll have a pint of the
Would you happen to have a pin some cherry mead by any chance? Sour
cherry meat? Actually we do. We got a shipment in with the strawberry.
Yes, we do. All right, I'll take it. I'll take
a pint of that. Oh wait, what's what's bigger than a pint?
Like something like freed size? A gallon, just a keg. You got
a pint, and you've got like a leader, Yeah, like the largest
you can order by yourself as the leader. Well, that's that's that's legal
wise here where we live. This is fantasy world where we can buy however
much we fucking want. So you want a barrel? Well, okay,
so like free. One of Fried's ears just kind of cocks a bit as
he thinks, like, what's your life? What's the biggest side, what's
the biggest serving size barrel? She pauses, a barrel? We could do
a barrel. We don't get too many people that can drink that straight.
But how much is the barrel. She kind of laughs. M probably more
than what you can afford. That's how much it was. Oh man,
I'm just being realistic here. It's a lot of money. It's a uh
okay, god, I don't know. The proper pricing of that would be,
uh, twenty silver, twenty silver, tiny silver, I don't know.
I don't like prices. And this ship fancy world's goddamn okay. So
like so like cop like coppers would be like like cents wise like something like
less than a dollar or like a few dollars out most like I would say
that coppers are like the like the like the one to one hundred like dollars,
you know, and then it goes to silver, which would be a
couple of hundred dollars, and then thousands would be like gold, and then
like I feel like millions would be like flat, you know. Yeah,
and you gotta and you gotta keep in mind about the demographic and where you
are in the area. If you put it that way, then it would
probably be ten gold pieces. Not going to drink me dry? Sorry,
Uh, Freeda has the decency to look sheepish. She says, oh sorry,
I'll just have the same size as you could do a two liter that
would be relatively priced at so a two later I would have it that at
five silver. Can you also add like maybe like a shot as a floater
with the dropper there and it can be drop Oh oh, that would be
on the house of course that can be done. Wonderful. Is there anything
else? Any foods? I'm not hungry right now? Fred? Uh,
well, before freak can before Freak can even say anything else, you just
hear a loud rumble from the stomach. You know what. Let's like a
couple of the house of the house like soup. Lovely today is brugli and
chetta. I hope you're not me too, figure out of your will that
be? Will that be all for you? Oh lovely, I'll go and
put it in your altar. As she turns around, you see as she
flings around her her uh, her cheeks, and she just walks click clocking
here, boom boom bounce freed is Fred just instantly says she was nice.
Oh yeah, that was other positive, that was nice too. And a
couple of the sucking body maybe like ten minutes later, bring your drinks and
food and you are pleasantly just enjoying the dining experience at the Crystal, but
as as as we're eating, I kind of like push myself off to the
side for a minute and I go for you. You have to get some
of these patrons attention. Okay, how do we do that? Well,
we could put on the sky did you say, show, that's that's freeze.
That's freeze. Actual reaction just just it's like, yeah, on the
show, show and Davy as you say show, and you can see on
the conversation, you see the corner your eye, a howling woman with thick
curly red hair, bright red hair, crimson red hair comes up and she
has like a little pipe in her hand and smoke. And she comes up
and she jumps on the seat next to Freed. She's like, hello,
Hello, She looks at the freeze. She's like she looks turns her head
and she's like about chest level. She looks up. She's like she's only
just looks up at you, towering, and she leans her head back.
She's like, oh, who are you? Who are you, hunk?
Yes, it's mine. Like Freed like just makes a like a sound and
then you just hear a low pitch whine as you say he's mine. She's
not even looking in a direction. She's like, a sweetheart, I saw
you looking at one of my waitresses earlier. I know you don't play that.
I don't, but he doesn't play yours either. Yeah, she's like
that's fine. Then she turns her head and she kind of just winks at
him, like just more you just more of that whining sound and real quick
in in the in her chat, in our chat, this is a look
on free face. Baby ears back, frightened. She's just like, I
know I've met someone like you before. You seem very familiar, like the
third one. I said that too. We'll keep an eye on you.
When she turns her head, children head over, Davy, So you're talking
about in the show I was thinking about it? Was that her incorrect?
What's the reason I'm recreating about it? May best to catch the attention somehow,
recruiting for what I need? No members for my crew. I have
come a partnership of my own, and that's other stuff. Oh mm hmmmm,
lovely. If you wait up one moment, she jumps down. She
walks over to center stage, say excuse me, move, thank you to
take a break. Take a five minute break sist and the two U performed
Exotic Spicy Performers are like yes, ma'am, Oh my god. And as
they're walking off the stage, she's like, God, I fucking hate her.
Ever said she ever said she put on that glamour. She's being a
fucking bitch. I liked her when she was an old hag. I think
gave her raising to me, bitch ship. As they're walking off in the
end, she's she's on top of the stations and she's waiting for the light
to come to her. The lights better beyond me in like two seconds.
I know you can hear me. She's tapping her foot five and she's counting
down and you hear a noman. You hear like an nooe in the background,
Oh my god, trying to get the light and she puts on and
you hear him frantically put on the light as you hear him fall ap onto
the ground as he had to manually move the light over and he laid on
the ground like toll family guy style, and he's like, please don't play
on me. I need this job. I have five kids and a wife
and her mother. And she's just like and that's my problem. Why you
anyway? She looks over to everybody, if you adjust yourself to these wonderful
people here as a like shines onto YouTube. They were looking for a pirate
crew. Anyone's interested in? Anyone at all? The right back? Cool
girls? It breaks over in here. I just started drinking. Put it
down and go to debt. Mommy, ain't paying you to sit, Actually
I am, y'all ain't cheap. Oh and the performers, good god,
damn. If there's anyone interested in, she walks back over. If anyone's
interested, they will, you know, hopefully, mom by it is there
anyone particular? You're looking for? Navigator's cooked something of the of another?
What in particular? Unfortunately I don't know exactly the type of people I have
on my crew, as it writes now, since the old captain is a
bit of a get and put to the ship where I can't get to it.
So what's the captain's name? Oh? Fuck? What's this? Is
a one eye? That motherfucking told me he was dying. That's why he
broke up with me. Sounds like, oh, I've heard about you.
Yeah, he's talked about you. Fine? Was there a farming doesn't know
him. You don't want to know that answer. Okay, I'll be drowned.
I'll be drowned, like mother mother fuck. She doesn't walk, she
just starts walking off. She's like she stops and she turns around. Where
is your ship located anyway? Is it here? It's the only other dock
town on this island. He puts your ship and ship's hating. Okay,
I'm not surprised. If you want, I can see if I could talk
to a guide, there's a navigator here in this tavern that I'm sure for
a price, she would join you on your journey to lead you to say
to ship's haven safely. That would be great, lovely because she would save
you all the trouble Jim with a bunch of beasts and fay and terrors on
your on your otherworldly imagination? Oh is that or whatever else? This TM?
Yeah, it's on the table. She's like and waving the fingers.
She's like, whoa you see like like Davy's eyebrows is kind of just like
shoot up into her hairlin as she does that, Like she's like like that's
like a fac that she acts like cool, look at look at the Facebook
chat that second photo. That's just that's just Freed's face the entire through the
entire interaction. Oh my god, you're gonna have too much fun with it.
Off the table and she starts heading off to go talk to the outgear.
She stops. She looks over the Freed. I know I've seen you
before. I wonder are you She's like, she ponders, She's like,
I wonder. M oh well, and she starts just walking off, hopping
off in the direction towards the back of the ball. That was the problem
one. I'm sorry. And by the way, if you don't know,
my name is Agnes. I am one of the three owners of this lovely
establishment with my two sisters, Bertha and Mama's favor it made. Let you
know what if you if you need anything at all, please don't have to
ask. If Martall is busy with her hobby, tell her. If she
doesn't help me, she's fired. Anyway, I can hear you, Agnes's
sister. We'll get to work. I don't pay you to listen. And
she just hobbles off. Well, that saves us the trumple of putting on
the show. You hearing this is you can sell put on a shell for
entertainment. If you lie, they'll pay your bill. If you don't want
to pay for food and drink freed exit like actually perks up at that.
Hey, that sounds exciting. I mean, shure. It keeps me to
have coin in my pocket. Okay, So the soccubits are just like cats
in our five minute break and they just step off this. She's like,
you just hear this, No, better be good. I swear I don't
want to. I don't want to, and you're hearing the distance. Okay,
girls put at the waitress half and you're going to work. And I'm
like, before they do that, I kind of like wave another serve server
off and I say like, and you give them a drink only lovely.
And then she walks back and she hands these occuby She's like, oh you
just hear oh bless that no, and she just down the outcome. I
kind of like I kind of send to wink their way. And when the
succuby uh a long black haired suckybiss that has piercing blue eyes and she's and
she just put on the mat on her normal clothes to cover up. The
help waitress she runs over and she gives you a big old smooch on the
cheek. She like picks you up and then puts you back down, and
then she just walks off. Well she was she ben more friendly to the
price anyway. Well, do you do you remember any of the dances or
chets or songs that they used to seeing on the ship. Yeah, freed
gets a little Fred does get a little uh what's the word for it.
Oh, it's not remens, it's it's the It looks a little sheepish.
She's like, yes, I remember the captain used to make me do it,
uh, do a lot of different dances to entertain the crew. Well
I did too. It's always great to whenever you're the outcast, isn't it
right? Well now we're both going to be the ones, and we're gonna
do with on o arm terms. Yeah all right, yeah yeah, so
yeah, I reach into my I reach into one of my pockets and I
and I pull out plants flute or flute, whichever one that you want to
do. Mhm see because she yeah the pamphlet, it's like which one of
my professionage? Okay, and I think afraid you're gonna do one of your
dances. Mm hmm, all right, we got a third. We got
our extra cast member Nimba meowing. So if you two can please roll me
a performance check with advantage for both of you performance. Oh, I rolled
in NAT twenty. I don't need that, will do all right? Right,
right, well, I'm gonna need okay, uh, I'm gonna give
you inspiration. A seventeen will do all right. So you two are well,
Davy, you are playing in instrument dance like since because there was always
one other person dancing along with her, So she has like a way of
like dancing along with with one other person as she's playing her blue I have
a twenty three. Now you can do whatever you want and free. You
are performing one of those dances along with the music, and everyone's just all
eyes cheer like they're enjoying. They're enjoying the performance. Oh my god,
nah, bud, tell us how you really feel. That's how you really
feel? Girl, my three legged lovely? O god. Let's try and
thought elsewhere as you're performing are two new players, two other players. Would
you mind introducing your characters and what they look like? They are in said
crowd and your attention, Your attention is on them and then you know that
they're looking for a pirate crew, and YouTube are looking for a pirate crew
to either join or join in with for different reasons. Please introduce your characters
and what they look like. Okay, I just have to write one up.
I don't think I actually gave a full appearance. I was like,
he just looks like a black fox. If you want, I can go
first, since I have something right now, Okay, go ahead? Cool?
Am I still a little soft or it's I can barely hear you.
I hate this thing, damn it. It's fine. So you see.
Well, actually, in the crowd, there is a a human male in
his early thirties with canned rough skin and dark brune hair, brunette hair in
a military cut, but still having some hair to work with, so kind
of like a high fade cut. He's got a few gray hairs showing,
but it's like very very minor. He's got some grizzled facial hair going on
with a with a pretty thick mustache, same as mine for y'all. For
reference, he's about six foot, lean ish, athletic body, square jawn,
slightly angular features. He's wearing h blackened studded leather armor across all of
his body. He has what appears to be a sword hilt popping out over
his right shoulder. On his back, he's got a leather uh a leather
uh sorry, leather leather, leather chest covering, pauldrons, some leather braised
leather braces, some other padding on his legs on too, about some leather
greaves. So just typical leather armor he has uh, I think, got
some other things about. And he has draping across his shoulders is a h
uh uh a third mantle, a third third pelt that wears as a mantle.
It's just it kind of just drapes over the shoulders and it's just at
shoulders. He's at the bar u kind of like leaning over it into the
inside. He hears some commotion of a really haggard fien male sound. Uh,
kind of like twist his body over with his hands, with his arms
on the bar kind of supporting him. He's looking over and sees these two
people come up. But please, please, please, please please let it
not be another leave of Johnny. Leave her please. I have not enough
drink in my system to get through that song again, no matter how many
times perforn that's still bad, Johnny Lever. It's it's more of like a
very like happy tune, and like it's not one that you would recognize.
It's one that was made up while she was on the ship, and it
was just like a like a random dance. Like it's just a song that
she wrote herself, and that song kind of carries through while she was on
the ship, and it was a dance that was learned. Got it?
Relis peppy? Uh? He points to one that he gets one of the
way's like, why can I get a refill? Please? I mean the
person you're sitting in front of is off the table. Cut this part out,
Devin, You're already married to her, right, what are you going
with that storyline that you're married to the youngest of the three? Oh?
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, sorry, yeah, I didn't know that.
I'm so sorry. Yeah. Oh that's why Agnes said, don't mind
my youngest to talk to her husband. I'm sorry. That completely flew over
my head. I was like, I'm so sorry. I am oh sorry,
damn, I'm a terrible player. No okay, no, okay,
sorry no, So cut up that part that I said, Oh no,
no, even matter it's like it's just like he's like, he's so he's
still watching them. He's like, hey, can I get other drink?
He looks over. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry, honey,
I'm so sorry. I did it. I I'm I'm just going to shut
up right now. She's like, here you go. She's like, she's
just she just finds it funny that you're like, oh my god, I'm
so sorry. You're not one. You're not You're more than just a bartender,
babe. Oh my god, you're beautiful, You're gorgeous. I love
you. Thank you very much. Any you just you leans over and puts
it and just kisses her on her forehead. I love you so much,
the most amazing person in the world. Fuck your sisters. Her brother's like,
excuse me, I'm right here. I know that's why I said it.
Damn damn, And she's like ding. She turns around. Nevertheless,
mad heading and fucking bit. Chazz just walks. She walks around the table
with a big she has a big old thing of drinks and so she's carrying
she's just jumping like like nothing, jumping down the house. She's holding a
full hand of drinks. And food, and she's not dropping a single thing
if it's and I like you more than Agnes. You're here in the back.
Excuse me, I'm amazing. Keep telling yourself that that's what your mother
said to me. Anyway, a lovely other character. Okay, Chord is
in the way. Okay, I wrote something, all right. So we
have Tama, who is a home brewed race which we refer to as bulpez
yep, which is the type of fox yep. And for the record,
the players, you know this, The characters have no idea, you know
when they nobody knows now. He's wearing an evergreen cloak and hood, and
he's got a chain mail underneath from when he was a paladin at least associated
with an order his normal white clothes under that chain mail, he's got some
evergreen pants, brown gloves, and brown boots. Wears a wooden mask to
cover his face and snout. He eyes his tail as well. I can
pass for a Tobacxi, so most people just assume he's a Tobacxi. He
has a sword at his side in a scabbard, and he's got a shield
on his back as for he has a black fur with white streaks. He's
had a hood that covers his head. I think that's all things about him,
and he is a paladin rogue. If I didn't stop sh earlier,
and you're watching the performance after you were after you heard that they were looking
for our crew, and with your own reasons of joining, you are obviously
in looking for our crew to join for whatever reason that he has, of
course, so do with information as you will. The performance ends, you
get around of applause, and you get about fifty coins of silver, fifty
silver coins for the performance from the crowd. I do like them. I
like the crowds, very generatic. And I hop off with sage and m
all right, fraid you join her? Uh? I had like a fun
idea that I wanted for you to do as part of, you know,
the perform, like it was supposed to be. Like like uh, he
starts singing a sea chancy along with the music. Yeah, mm hmm it's
uh my mother told me I love that song. Mm hmm. Yeah.
Anyway, well, I guess we're done for now, so I'll go back
to my seat. Cool, So all that goes down, and again you
guys get fifty silver and total from the crowd together from the crowd, and
you got a free meal out of it as well. So that because you
got a decent response from the crowd and entertained and drink cells went up a
little bit from it and footing on that. So yeah, you get a
free free bill. I said good, And I say like, good,
wook creak no response? Free? No, there's a response? Yeah,
yeah, free food. Maybe maybe I can order that there. I'm not
going to spend all of my money on it. If we come back and
we have more money, I won't happily buy you one. Okay, guys,
he's just a big old puppy. That's that's the point. Yeah,
all right, So who wants to what's that? What's what are you other
two do? Are y'all going to approach them? Or how is how y'all
going to go about doing this? Uh? Kaiden is going to lean over
the bar myrtle. Yeah, He's like, Hi, honey, I believe
this might be the opportunity and we need to get to where I need to
go. I'm going to take a contract, and I think it be best
if I went towards them. I just want to let you know that,
Yeah, I don't I love you I love you, I really really love
you. But I'm gonna go down for a little bit, okay, Zabby.
She's like, that's fine, right, that's we don't Hans over there,
so I'm probabishing. I'm going to see you along your journey somewhere.
I know, I know, I know you're always watching me, which is
what I really like about you. Thank you for always keeping an eye on
me. I'll be over there this drink and just walks away from the bars.
Awkward whatsoever. Okay, So you're walking through the crowd of people.
He's like trying to not to spill his drink. He's got to like in
his hand, he's got his he's kind of like holding to where his hand
is over the rim, like, and he's like just like, oh,
comes up to the table. I looked up from from my drink. I
go, oh, hello, Hi, pleasure to meet your acquaintance. I
am Kiden. How nice of you? Kiden? Yes, Kiden? And
who might you would be, my small, diminutive little friend. I am
Davy Diavy Diavy, Davey, Davey, like I knew somebody Nameddavey. Okay,
they died young. Oh well, surprising enough. I am young.
I didn't mean it in that way. It was just that they were young
themselves. And he looks over to looks over to him up. He's like,
so, okay, you're huge, wow all and I'm six foot jeez
you for everyone? What's your name? I'm freed? Who are you paying?
So? What can I do? You're full Kiden? What? Yes?
Get down business? So I heard your nets of a crew. I
just so happened to be needing of the employment of a ship and a crew
to get to any What do you offer in terms of employment? Well,
see that, that's where we're get a little mixed up here. I don't
have ship experience, per se. I'm more of hiring you and your supposed
to crew. You're hiring to help me get to You're seeking passage? Yeah,
kind of like that. Yes, yes, I know it sounds awkward
when I said it. And you clearly are the brains. Well I wouldn't
say that, but come on, a person of your statue clearly had to
have the brains going to make everyone notice you here. Yes, flattery,
good sir is always welcome in my book. Well, you're more than welcome
to join the ship. For passage as soon as we get to the ship.
But I will say this, if you're going to be on the ship,
you will be You're more than willing to help if need be. Yes,
of course I can't expect three without a price or some sort of body
on the system. You do that sort of think. But I can lend
a hand if you need it. No, of course, extra hands are
always welcome on on the ship. Right. But as for my skills,
I'm a hunter essentially, And what do you want? Oh? Oh,
I thought that was I thought everybody. No, Just for clarity, I
grew up on the sea. It's very rare whenever i'm I'm import right.
Well, see, the hunters are a faction of people and fights. Well,
they're action of people in order, if you will, that are essentially
hired men and women are or base the I hired a group of people that
have contracts to hunt and kill things that go bumped the knife. Oh well
essentially. Okay, Well, then I'm pretty sore that there are plenty of
those kinds of things out in the ocean or you know, on the walk
over to the dock where are ship is, because it's going to be a
bit of a travel because it's in the other the other city that has that.
It's doc debt. Yes, ship tap. Unfortunately, the old captain
is a bit of a gift. Let me guess, well, I'm not
so much swindled. It's I should have expected that from him. You got
expected it? No, because I still have the shirt for another two weeks.
No, you got swindled. Okay, tell you what I help you
go get your ship and you all I ask is that you helped me for
a little hunt that I have. I actually already have a contract I need
to go there there. Well, so I got a quick question. Where
do you need passage to per se? Uh mmmmm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm
mm hmmm. Yeah. See that's the thing. It's on the office side
of the island where we're going. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. See it
sounded better in my head. It didn't. Okay, So you're trying to
gain passage to the other side of the island where we had to travel to
anyway for you to get on the ship to get passage on. I look
over to to Breed. I just kind of dud him, was like,
see I knew, I knew she was a brains she is so stunned.
I knew you would be the one to trudge. This is you. You
really have a good good Frank you really? Absolutely yes, I yeah,
free freeds tail is just wagging, is wagging a million miles proud. Yeah,
I do. Yes, you go to make her cried. Oh,
thank you, thank you. Yeah. I helpe you go get your ship,
help you, and you help me on my on my not necessarily pass
it, but help me with this contract. Okay. So if I help
you with this contract. Mm hmm, I forgot sorry over the table.
I totally forgot what I was gonna say. I had it, I had
it all a set of my brain with Nope, you're not going to say
that. No more. No, it's improving here. It's only okay if
I help you with your contract and I'm giving you passage as well. What
am I going to get in retain uh an undeniable asset in a person that
has a unique set of skills uh to uh navigate terrain and understand the more
underside of the city kind. And if let's say we're not on terrain but
on a vast a vast see with with with no nuns insights, I just
want to know where where you'll stand in the crew, right right, right,
Jesus, you really do not want to have to deal with this.
I look at Breeds, I look at Davey. He kind of puts his
hands underath the table and then he lashes out with one hand and both of
you see dig into the table, this large black wolf like this wolf like
hands just into the table and you see like babies smile, just grow.
Does that help bigger things out? Bigger things out? Perfectly great? I
love that essentially, and it just forms back into his human hands. It
just kind of forms into his human hand back. It's like I really did
not want to have to do that, especially since my wife she bought these
tables. Don't don't worry about that. And I kind of like rub my
hand over the table and I cast mending. I love your money as you
finished mending acts because of table. And she loves them and she looks I
smile at her, dislike and she looks over to uh uh, the lovely
hunter here and she's like, Dayden, like I got kid. It's like
I got my eyes and you came. I got him. I don't doubt
that, especially since your sister, your lovely, lovely, lovely woman of
his sister has eyes all on me. She tells me all the time,
isn't it great? Just walk away? It's real great, real great,
really shaming here he's forcing a very deep smile. He's like all right out
like sheeta parchment. That's kind of like a contract, and she goes,
welcome to the cree, thank you. Uh. He signs his name and
it's just Kayden. He just signs Kaden. All right, as you're signing,
we jump over to uh, lovely, lovely, lovely tyler, what
is your character? Do I just snuck over here to eavesdrop? Okay,
you're dropping, and then no one bothered to like role perception, like wait,
who the hell is that? Hold on? Okay, well as sign
role perception for you don't have to uh twelve picture passive freed. My passes
is oh fourteen. Did you notice that some way is listening in he's dropping?
Uh? Okay, the cloaks figure like right there, right right,
like maybe not even fifty feet away, just for real. That picture makes
it look like like oh about it's off any new captain okayage bye done done?
So yeah you see someone he's dropping see someone he's dropping. Okay,
all right, so yeah, not to hey guys, not to put a
damn this conversation, but I think that guy over there is he is listening
in. Do you point him out? I just kind of point with my
snout, just like over there, like not I try and take a peek.
He's the dude in the cloak. Well. Oh yah, yeah he's
been. He's been around here a couple of times, sharing trade secrets.
I turned to him, Oh, you're looking to draw my crew, lady,
and I walk over about there. He was like, after hearing story,
yes, will you have me? What what do you offer in terms
of skills, I'm a forum paladin of the Order of Vengeance. I can
detect good and evil wherever it lies. And if you need a doctor,
I can help you in the most righteous way possible. I love that,
in the most righteous one. I don't know how to dress the wound,
but I can pray like hell, oh, please fix this person's gash wound,
and it's like, oh, I feel so much better. I can
pray like hell. I could pray like the first episode of I pray like
hell, just just oh, oh you you got stabbed. Okay, Okay,
here, listen, this is what you gotta do. He's just like
Jesus. If I'm bringing like hell maybe demon, I mean, so that's
that's that's very helpful. I don't know if we have anybody that could heal
or you know, be a doctor. Just out of pure curiosity. What's
God? What God do you pray to? If that'sn't too much to us,
ship, let's go look at the champion campaign to Lord Pig, God
holy symbols of the Gods for clerics, I'm like, oh, just clerics,
damn it. Uh. Technically, any god can have any kind of
follower. It's just clear true power in magic. That's true. Anyone you
right, you right? Are there god specifically for ballads or like king clerics?
You can follow any god that you believe you can follow your Yeah,
you should go ahead, you should follow the God's salvation. No, it
seems too easy and on the nose. So I think we were going to
go with the plan of like I'm worshiping to, but I had to pick
between the two, like an affair. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, which two younis? Abbage? Oh? She you will right now?
You don't have too if you don't have to disclose. It's not too
much like if that's not crossing a boundary, you can just say I worship
to deities different ways that you can disclose later on or what, and then
we could either establish that or maybe I'm like, I worship one, but
I don't want to feel the name, and then the second one shows up
and it's like, oh, you're tempting true, But yeah, you can
leave it vague for right now, and then we'll decide later which god you
want to choose, and then you can clarify later on when that comes relevant
to like when you're healing somebody or something. Okay, Okay, I'm okay,
back back on the table. I'm not at liberty to disclose who I
follow, but my name is Toma. I raise my hands when he says
that. It's like, right, no need to, didn't mean to offend.
That was just I'm just curious as all pleasure to make your acquaintance,
tom O. My name is Davy. I always say there's nothing more dangerous
than an honest man, and clearly I can trust someone that has secrets.
Wait, I said that right Anyways, Hi, I'm Kaden. He's hopelessly
confused. I love it h And this here is my first mate. Hello,
what's your name? Free? I'm free? God? What do you
mean to ask? What qualifications makes him first mate? God? Damn it?
M hm, Well because I said so well before, before you answer,
this is gonna be a this is gonna be like one of the serious
times free to answers. Well, I've been a ship I've been a shipwright
my entire life. I've worked on I've worked on many different ships and in
many different commands. Well, not exactly of my own free will, but
that's important. And Plus when she bought when she bought the ship from the
previous from its previous captain, I came with it from the package. I
told him he didn't have to stay, that he was free to do whatever
he'd like. He excited to stay. Plus he also lets me do this,
and I jump up on the table and then jump up on his shoulder.
So it's because pretty much the tall is got it, got it in,
didn't cry too much. Ye h. This this is this is something
He points to the two of you, kind of like flipping between his finger
like constantly one another. It's like see this here, this is something special
don't break it up. I like it. Thank you, thank you.
I wish my imagine. I wish I imagine the same way, but I
can't what I did say anything. Wow, So I love your honey.
Uh. The other is there is there anything that you're searching for while being
part of the crew. Just admittedly I'm broke and I've been getting into the
trade of piracy because it seems lucrative. But we all in a way.
It's kind of as I jump off of the shoulders onto the table and then
back down to my seat. But I'm also hunting down with evildoers. I
first started with my order when they hang out excuse me, when I found
corruption within the order and they were misappropriating funds. I left. I'll be
returning someday to get them back. Oh. But I'm also looking for my
old home, but it never stays in the same place for long, and
once I find it, I'll show them everything I've learned. Like her head
pursues her lips, shows you know what I like you before before she even
responds free like this tell like just slowly wagging in that you know, generic
dog like way. He just goes, so you know what I like you?
Why don't you and I move over? Just I go and I go
join us, have a seat. And I pull out another parchment, ironically
already filled out of like all of the terms and conditions of joining our crew,
just like sawn your name, welcome to the crew, part part part
of the group. Oh, thank you kindly. And I start tying the
name, and I almost put the full name, but I scratch out B
lextra two letters. Oh okay, I go whoop bed. As you are
signing you, there is a woman that comes walking up here to your table.
And when you look up, uh, Telma Tama, right, Yesma
Tama. As you look up, Tama, you see a woman, a
h what looks to be a human woman with long scarlet hair like the red
like it makes the three sisters red hair look nothing compared to this scarlet.
It is red hair, it is burning, it is gorgeous, and the
beauty of this woman is almost supernatural. And she walks up. She's like,
hello, So I'm told that you guys were looking for a navigator through
the island to get to the other side of the island to ship paved.
Kayden immediately launches his hand forward and he's like, Hi, yes, I'm
sorry, and he just like kind of picks up his hand, picks up
her hand, and just like I jump up on the table and I kind
of like lightly like slap like you just like like slaps his hand to like
let go of her hand, and then I grabbed her hands. I go
a yes, yes, I'm the captain of and I am looking for someone
to help navigate to a ship's hap. Lovely. I'll be more than welcome
to a company if you'd have me. My name is Lilah's Scarlet Moon.
Lilah's Scarlet Moonka is completely enamored by her. In the when you're looking past
Lilah, right behind her, over her shoulder, you see in the distance
you see your wife glaring at you, like over your shoulder, and you're
like, oh my god, this one's gorgeous. And then you see the
peripherals over her shoulder. Way back at the table, you see your wife
standing on the bar, hands on her heads and she's tapping her foot and
she's just oking at you, like what are you doing. He's like,
don't give me a reason. He's like just like internal dog wine, like
he doesn't do that. It's just like entirely like it's like, okay,
Marta jumps off the bar, heads through the crowd. No, he's looking
away. He's looking away. He's looking away from Scarlett. She walks up
to one of the waitresses. She yanks the thing of drinks and food and
it's like, oh and Marl's like, I need this thing. You.
She walks over and she's like, oh my god, babe, you finally
joined a crew. And she's looking around and she looks to and she looks
over to, uh, yeah, Lilah, what do you famer? Lilaha
looks she looks over Lilah. She's like four foot, like four foot by
foot, so she's maybe at her waist. She looks at her waist and
she's like she looks up and she's like and she kind of looks over to
her husband. She's like, she's not that and she's like, so only
god, you found a crew. Wow mm hmmm. She kind of flups
her hair and she's like wow. She hands up. She says it's like
but she's like, here, take this sword, thank you. Wow?
Crazy, yeah, honey, really nice a couple of people it is,
And she takes her fish. She slams into the table as a little crater
forms into the table for the viewers. She does that, I jumped from
the table onto Free. Great. She's like, lovely, so lovely,
love it. And Lila's like is she okay? And she's like, you're
on farder, bitch a card over. She turns around and she stops and
she's fucking over her and then she bumps into an orc and Orcs like fucking
move. She's like, and she grabs his leg, slams on the ground
of punching him in the base. She's like again, sire card. He's
like he actually just starts running out the time. It's like, honey,
honey, you're you're gonna kill him. You're gonna kill him maybe a fucking
lord. This fucking Davy is clinging to to free and Free. It's just
watching the whole Thing's like I liked her, I see why he married her.
Is like getting up and she's like, you're fucking crazy, and she
spits out part of his ear. She cho she bent off. She's like,
your fuck her, lord, no, your hey, hey, that's
my wife, only I call her crazy. As he turns her around,
he just gives her like French kisses her, and she's like full eyed,
open crazy eyes. As you're trying to friench kiss her, She's like eyes
open wide and she's like crazy. She has a little bit of crazy in
the back of her. Yeah. And then so then he like trying to
calm her down. He's like honey, and she's like, I wasn't done,
And she grabbed your neck and sticks her Well anyway, that little let's
skip over there slogging and then she lets go and she throws on the floor,
cut herselone. She walks away, like, get ready to lead you
gotta journey to go on? Yes, yes, I'll be more than happy
to take you through the wilderness of this of the heart of the It's quite
crazy out there. Legends of monsters and such are lurking out there, and
the plains and the wilds and the Okay, right, so I do got
the question. Would we be able to do that in less than two weeks?
We should be able to Yes, yes, this should be able to
be done. But the route I'm thinking we should be able to get there
in about maybe five or seven days. How much are you asking for I'm
not asking for nothing, just a journey, just the experience of a journey.
Kayden stumbles over like drinking haze like David, kind of like narrow.
Can I do a deception? Chop very jenuine insight? What you're doing?
Know what she's doing an exception? I don't suspected thinks she's she seems to
be telling the truth. She's honest. Uh does a Devin does eleven?
Because I have a passive insight of eleven. So she al Davy. She's
selling the truth like she's not giving an indicalation that something's amiss for that port
roll me an insight check Bradley straight insight. Uh okay. If you're trying
to look into it as well, well, yeah, I just have a
passions I fourteen didn't know what that is? Okay? Uh yeah, first
is this first roll? Tonight? First roll for you? Oh okay?
Cool? Come on? Oh it didn't click? What's the concept? Cool?
Ow? Come on? Fourteen? Okay, so fourteen, you you
notice that she is selling the truth, but she's not telling the whole truth,
Like you feel like there could be something that she's not telling. But
it's not like it doesn't seem to be sinister in anyway. It's just something
that she's not letting no, okay, but it's not sinister anyway. It's
more just like something personal if I like, it's something personal with her.
She's not just disclosing why she wants to go on this journey, but it's
not necessarily it's not anything like dangerous for y'all. She seems genuine that she
doesn't want to help me. She'll do it for anybody anyway. She's just
like right, so it's completely free then, no, no, not even
the coppa, nothing at all. The only thing I asked is is just
this journey as well as maybe if I do a good job, I would
like to be hired on to your ship as your crew, to be your
professional bakta or your ship take it off this island, just to go on
journey because I want to. I want to see what's out there in the
world, in this weird world we live in. Of course I trust no,
not because of that reason. I don't remind how much I'm in love.
He stares back all the way to myrtle, still raging. She's still
still like, you want a nude, you want a bird? Got that
bear? Bear? I love that woman, God damn, I love how
Myrtle is like the nicest one, but yet you pop when she pops off,
she's a monster, holds outs out, that's all. I'm like,
you know what, that'd be funny to make her a barbarian. Do it?
The sweetest one, sweetest, nicest one, be the barbarian for when
she pops off. Okay, so now are you going to accept Lilah's invitation
request to join the crew as the navigator? And had this be an interview
process to be the ship's navigator in the long run, this will be your
trial to see if you can beyond navigator? And I pull out another parchment.
Lovely is she signs it, but she signs in the most elegant way.
And when she signs it, the ink kind of glistens a red just
a few seconds, and then it goes back to being black ink. There's
something mysterious about this woman. Now what is it to be explored? Can
I roll an? Is the table? Now there's a old chunk missing from
it. I'm back on the table and welcome to the crew. All now,
lovely, lovely, Well, she's like, well, this heaven,
as I'm told by the lovely sisters, there's a brothel as well as a
hotel, so there's vacant rooms. I talked to Mutle Prior Mutile and Agnes
prior to this, and they agreed to house all of us for a night's
free of charge, and in the morning we can go about our journey.
I'm about because I do need to make a list on such to avoid because
this time i year, there's plenty of creatures about. There's a flock of
fire birds that cause wildfires that fly the Migraine this island during this time of
year, so you might have to deal with that at some point potentially,
I hope not, because that can get very dangerous. So but that's one
of the that's one of our least worries going through these going through this island.
But I will probably spend the night getting ready for that and getting my
map together and everything set. So I say, if everything is good,
that we meet Tia in the morning and I will start lean you through the
abba that if that seems okay with everybody, lovely and she does like the
sweetest smile. Didny ever want to make a Christmas saving throw constitution earlier constitution?
No, not magic necessarily not. You were all doing charisma. Eh,
oh, terrible chrisma Christmass Okay, so you all everybody passes but broadly
and TIF it's not magic based, but you TIF, you are just Davy
is just like wow, You're like, wow, this one's gorgeous. Not
in the lie, not not yet. It's like really like the most prettiest
girl in the room, to the point her beauty is supernatural like this,
You're like, a woman cannot look like this. She's a plastic essentially,
not even that, like she's just her beauty just it's unfathomable and how gorgeous
she is. And then from that she walks up. She turns around and
her hair, her long scarlet red hair that's almost like silk waves as she
starts walking away. Bradley, Uh, your character he is just like god,
damn, she's gorgeous. Oh you know that. You know those old
Looney Tune cartoons about the wolves with you Yeah, yeah, And then the
granny chases that wolf around is like payback, like see how you like it?
So you see you're full on like the wolf like tongue out like hubba
hubba maybe okay, okay, not not like full on, but definitely like
he whistles. Uh, what's your is your DC of fourteen? DC of
what is you're not dc A C thirty fourteen? Huh thirteen? Oh ship
Oh fuck? Okay. So as you're as you're like, wow, you
see a chair come flying at you, hitch in the face, wow like
you And all of a sudden, that chair is flowing and he flies back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and she hit the bar like I'm making
up to you men tonight, I promise. Oh god, Oh it's gonna
be a good night tonight. I want to hear a free room. My
wife is the owner. That's why she gave y'all a free room. Free
rooms. Oh h looks at Davy and just goes, yeah, he's a
bottom choke on my drink. While he says that, he's like, yeah,
he's told you about damn. Just adding him damn. And that is
where we're ending today's episode. Yeah, you have gathered your crew together and
the next morning you will start your journey to ship Haven. Thank you,
guys. Yeah, thank you guys. Listening to today's episode. Catch us
next time as we continue on this journey through the arbor until then, Bye. Why