This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. There's some hype
music right there. I mean you hyped it for Dingu's Morning News in thirty
minutes with Danny Baylis. I'm already hype Yeah, big Monday, dude.
Yeah, we got the Cowboys Giants, big pull out section for uh Dingu's
Morning News. I think it'll be fun. I've got some things from some
observations and some pretty hilarious audio from yesterday's game that will break down. I
contend yesterday was the dumbest Cowboy game of the year, uh, based on
a few things that happened. Maybe Danny's gets mardio that. Yeah. My
mom just texted me she was listening, oh boys when I admitted finding my
dad's old stag film stash. Yes, like projector and film reels of black
and white. I don't remember if there was SCX, there'll definitely be obs.
Yeah, I think there was sex. She said, I'm listening.
Probably worth a fortune now because I was guessing she he had it as a
it was vintage. It was not for I'm like, haha, do you
remember those? And she said I had no idea a projector? Yeah,
Well, that was kind of the whole point of it, right, Yeah,
where was it at in our house? And I told her exactly which
house where it was? How about me just snooping around like a little monkids
the kids do though, is this of course? Yeah? Just looking in
the back of cabinets. What am I looking for? You don't know,
you're exploring. Everything's new, Everything is new when you're a kid. We
rented a house once and we moved in and there was this like cabinet.
There was like like a big cabinet, right, and it was all open,
open, open, and then one corner it was like wood, like
nailed over wood. And I determined in my head that there was cash behind
this, not your brother, actual money, there was money or there was
a treasure map or something that was probably twelve. And I got like a
crowbar and I busted all his wood off. There's nothing back there. I
just ruined it. And my dad walks in and just shake it like what
what was a And I thought there's a treasure map back there. That didn't
help the head shaking and hands on it. It's it's it's a it's a
toxic combination when you have just the general curiosity of a kid where when you
discover something, it's everything is, like I said, everything is brand new,
and you combine that with an imagination with watching the Goonies recently, I
think I recall it even Crowbar and it open, I'm like either money or
Porno. I think that was what I wanted to be in there, or
a video game? Maybe? Fine? Yeah, how many times? Yeah?
When I was a kid, it was it was very common for you
to reach your hand out and try to make something slide across the table into
your hands, simply by concentrating, thinking you were going to use the force.
Yeah, we've all attempted to check our uh one of the endorphin levels
or what's the medicchlorians? Yeah? Have you ever tried to use the force?
Kevin? I haven't. Yes, you have never. Yes, you're
too young sexual what doesn't? Oh I'm too young? Right? Yeah,
so you never tried to use the force. I'm a millennial, bro.
I think I can get this water your gen alpha jump into my hand if
I'm just focusing. The truth is maybe we do have the fourth the force,
the force. I don't think I do, but like the whole percentage,
Oh my god, it moved across because there's a magnet underneath and some
guy working it. I can make a chili cheeseburger slid across the table in
my mouth at seven am by using your mind bullets. Mind bullet, Well,
we may not even you know, close enough to even using whatever percentage
your brain whatever. And if you could, why not? No you would?
I think some number one annoying thing about superhero movies these days is there's
too much force being used. I would rather eat superhero have a weapon of
choice rather than just any Marvel thing. Well, we'erever in a pickle.
All I know is I can just throw my arm out and make things go
haywire. I don't know. I'm done with superhero movies anyway. But that
new one that just came out, I remember watching the trailer thinking this was
gonna be the worst attended Marvel movie of all time, and it is,
and it is right so far. But then I realized it's young girls.
It's almost seemed to be marketed for kids, Like, there's young girls who
turn into superheroes. Whatever is it not? No, it's miss Marvel,
the Marvels. Yeah, so I mean it's one of those girls. Yeah,
she's a teenager. But that's just the part of the Marvels like this
just yeah, but if it's not really necessarily marketed towards little kids. I
saw it last night. It's actually it's pretty solid, Like okay, I
like the reason behind it bombing. For one, it was during the strike.
Wasn't promoted. Two because Brie Larson has hated because of the comments that
she made a few years ago when she was promoting Captain or Captain Marvel hated
America. No, she just said it. She just said that Captain when
it comes to uh promoting like press and stuff for films and needs, it's
not it needs to be more diverse, more women, more people of color.
Got bashed for that. It literally got bashed for that. So now
she's like the worst thing ever. White male I am a white male is
a big fan of especially her role in Community season four when she's the coat
girl. What the coat girl girl? One episode? And well was so
great about that? They go on to double eight with who ah ed,
oh yeah, get naked? Is that why? Well, she's actually the
third she's coordinating. He's on a date with two other people that he said
yes to that prom so he's got to do one and then he's got to
put on our disguise, and he's really really outstanding, and she coordinates it
too much. At eight am on a Monday, we should not ever be
talking about community, but you brought it up. I know. Friday prediction.
Do you need to go to time out? M M. You should
take a couple of deep breaths. Short term twelve, check it out.
Think about your performance. People in that movie that you know today, really
Larson stars in it. But is she dress? No, she's not dressed
Thorn Smith. No, it's not that minus half point to everyone, not
me? Okay who you asked if she was dressed? All right? Who's
the blonde Godless Howard? Okay, redhead, something like that. Ron Howard's
okay, Brest Alice Tower, he's hot. What is the movie that Larson
runs around in a white tank top? End? Because I like that movie
King Kong? Or is Kong School Island? Yeah? Like School Islands.
That's a good film, you know. I like is who's this Bree Larson?
I like Alison Brie. I joined the club. Welcome to twenty twelve.
Pete Campbell's wife from Madman. It's Dave Frank super naked in the latest
movie that wait, wait, is she the one from Glow? She is?
Yes, Okay, I love Glow, but you guys know, I
kind of love mad I kind of dig wrestling stuff. I like Season one
of Glow. It was great, and she was very naked in that.
And then the blonde girl is, uh, she's super naked in somebody.
I used to know somebody. She was naked and get hard with Will Ferrell,
which is something that you can't do. It's true you admitted it,
but he'd be a tremendous No, she's married, right De Franco Julio Franco
fum Arranger. Great. On Friday, we gave our cowboys predictions. What
a mess for cowboys giants. Not only did we do it, we actually
invited the listener. Here is our listeners Uh a prediction. We'll see how
he did because we do this when we review the audio for points. All
right, what'd you have this score chart? How do you know it's a
het because I pulled the audio? Well, okay, yeah, I guess
fair I got the score. I mean on a technicality, Yeah, maybe,
I guess. I don't fully know that it's a heat. Okay,
I have five and a half points, Danny has three points, Kevin has
one point. Listeners have zero points. All right, they lost them.
Yeah, they had a half point and they blew it. Here's our listener's
prediction from Friday. The quarterback, the new quarterback for the Giants, Tommy
DeVito, not Danny, will not finish the game, and they will show
a graphic on the game of current starting quarterback Daniel Jones side by side with
Eli Manning, which will eles it on Monday. A discussion from you of
how they have such similar dumbfas. Okay, now he finished the game,
didn't the show graphic with de Vito and Daniel Jones? I think? Or
I don't know. That's some graphic. What am I looking at? I
don't know that's all that? No? Maybe they didn't. He no,
no, he got nothing there. Good try, though, as as per
usual, the listeners getting nada. Good trys to what I'm seeing. Here
is Mike Siroy who will go first this time? This is from Friday.
Mike Micah, congratulations. All right, here's a prediction one for Cowboy's Giants
this Sunday at at and T Stadium. Micah. Look out for Micah,
not Giants linebacker Micah McFadden. But this is the game, this is the
one Micah Parsons will score an offensive touchdown. That hot enough for him at
first, that's hot. Let's see here is and trying to pull up our
defensive stats here to Micah did and don't even remember his name? Yesterday?
Yeah he did he do any they show up? No? Nothing? Wait
did he literally not show up on the He's not on my statu sheet,
Dude, he didn't. Did he not record a tackle? I don't think
what they said honestly, good. We didn't need him throwing his body around
too much yesterday save that Mazzie Smith had three tackles. Yeah, he did
not have a damn tackles. He was in the game. Yeah, he
was talking down Old Denucci or whatever his name was at the end, like
he almost got a sack. But wow, nothing. Well we were all
going y see in the game at that point. But it played out.
I was hoping and there was one play right toward the end when Cooper Rush
was in and I thought I saw an eleven on the field. This is
all on my own head because obviously this was not even close. And I
did the jump up and then it was not. Then he sat back down
real quick, not in eleven. So yeah, I will yeah, not
even close. There nothing prediction. Two punt team. The Giants will punt
the ball so many times that they're punter Jamie Gillian will have to take off
his shoe and put a bag of frozen peas on his foot on the sideline.
Okay, Gillian had seven punts for three hundred and fifty yards. Three
hundred and fifty yards. It's pretty good, worth a punts forty six yard
average. Good job, but I can't confirm that he needed the frozen peas
to soothe his foot. Yeah, the Cowboys trainers were not the guy the
cowboy hat was not an emergent making the emergency run to the Walmart across the
street because they ran out of ice packs and needed to get frozen peas.
That was a dumb segment, Friday Guy. Yep, we continue to replay
it now. Ah, Pizza man, Pizza Man, I got pizza here?
Who wants pizza? Hey? No, as if the beating they're gonna
take won't be embarrassing enough, A New York Giants player will get hit in
the face with a thrown slice of pizza helmet, I will ask for a
to count. If it sticks on the helmet, I may be begging for
two. I didn't see pizza, pizza fly thrown pizza onto the field.
I thought, no throwing pizza at all, much less accurate enough to strike
a giant player in the helmet or face. Although at least five times this
weekend I thought of the talkbacker who said, what if someone throws a slice
of pizza and it hits the ball it's descending on a deep pass, and
the ball gets knocked out, and then the receiver catches the slice of pizza
and scores and takes it to the house and then celebration all I thought about.
I think about that a lot. I do too. Anytime these predictions
are made. I'm watching the game, and my imagination just thinks of the
one millionth percent of a percent that this could happen, and how insane our
lives would be if it is like, on a long enough timeline of a
trillion simulated game, a slice of pizza will hit someone of the face as
the ball is descending. You know that kind of thing will happen, but
it didn't happen yesterday. All you would have gotten is one point, Yeah,
one point making a million, whereas Kevio is probably gonna walk away with
a point, making the most obvious ass prediction that anybody could ever make,
and he's going to go home and sleep tonight. Well, you mister,
got a point for Nick Siriani caught cussing on the sideline. I did not.
I did not lobby for that. You guys are handing them out Spice
regulations on these. I'm just saying, you guys are just flinging points everywhere,
like I did not advocate for that. I got one point for Justin
Herbert will get a reception in this game. It's week ten and I have
one miraculous Well, we shouldn't chase points now, we shouldn't have to acquiesce
to your mild ass predictions. How mild. I don't think play your thing.
I don't think all of mine were mild. Well, let's get to
get to mind, because we'll leave the guest for last. These are stupid
Danny from Friday, Will you honked my boob for me? Number one quarterback
Tommy DeVito will arrive at at and T Stadium in a yellow cab touch to
a guy on some he said, I listened to you guys, and I'm
from New York, you know, Northeastern fella. I thought of him.
Would make sense that he show open a cab when I have caves here.
I was like, we would accept uber left. I think, yeah,
a yellow cab was making a taxi connection. It okay, making sure you
get it. I liked it. And at a game at New York,
I think, maybe you might have a fraction of a chance. But that's
what the team bush. You would think would suffice. But yeah, a
cab maybe more on Tommy DeVito at eight thirty. I've never dealt with anything
like this. Number two, Hunter Lipke will miss the entire first half after
being mistaken that the Cowboys inexplicably had two by weeks this season. Did anybody
see Hunter Lipke? I sure didn't. I actually did see I never saw
him on the sidelines, never saw him in the game. You know,
I saw I saw him the first half sleeping sound asleep in the first half,
okay, because I thought I saw him the second half, okay,
second half as fine. How was frustrated that he didn't get a carry prove
that the guy who thought it was a bye week, the second bye week.
What they thought they had two bye weeks this year? No, damn,
I'll head up, all right, call me a cab. I'll head
up juggling, playing the banjo and banging. Number three Giants defensive coordinator Wink
Martindale will become so disinterested and frustrated with his squad's performance that he will be
briefly caught on camera practicing his juggling in preparation for a post football second act.
He's getting fired too. It wasn't for lack of them, you know,
showing him on the sidelines, because he's got a lot of face time.
He was probably disinterested, but I kept waiting. There's one time they're
going to go and just just any anything that just resembles juggling. Yeah,
he just told me that even the receiver of his headset thing and like threw
it or flipping a pin. We could have argued this spills his coffee anything,
but no, no can No bowling pins all right, no bowling ball,
bowling pin and apple that he takes a bite of every third throw.
Sorry points, Sorry, sorry dude, We'll go to mind. Here's My
first one prediction, Number one, Cooper Rush will play the entire fourth quarter
like I was already mad at it. Fine, fantastic, honestly did odds
weren't my favor because they McCarthy doesn't like to take back out too early.
It seems they've had a bunch of blowouts this year and it took five minutes
off the game for Cooper Rush to get into the game. I said,
the whole fourth quarter, and that's exactly what it was. I deserve a
point. Yeah, not smile of a prediction, as it may seem,
I'll say, because you got exactly right that he laid the entire fourth quarter
and no more. Yeah, it's all uh yeah, No, I mean
it's definitely a point. It's exactly what he said. And if they don't
score right before the third quarter ends there, which helped me want a square
I think in my gambling. Uh, but they'll score there. I bet
Dak finishes off that drive to start the fourth quarter. Here's my second one.
This is a hot do prediction, too little baby KK. We'll mention
the Texas Rangers World Series win, and then it will cut to Jerry Jones's
sweep where they discussed the Cowboys drought and how Jerry would do anything to win
another Super Bowl while Jerry is eating a hot dog next to Chris Christie.
A little moving parts there. They did discuss it did the Rangers World Series,
but it was only because Aduli Scarcia and jose Leclerk were in the crowd,
and that's why the stadium got so loud. So I'll take my loss.
There nothing doing there, no happy huh. This is the one I
thought I will get yesterday. I thought this would be the one that I
had a point. Here. We'll see, Oh, we can dance if
we want to. Prediction three, the Cowboys defense will record a turnover and
then the entire defense will run to the end zone to celebrate. The dance
that will perform as a team in Unison is called the fat Dog, and
it goes a little something like this. It's a brand new dance based on
an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it will amays.
You've heard this expression your entire life. It's not made up. It's not
made up. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's
called the fat Dog, and it will amaze You've heard this expression your entire
life. It's not made up. It's not made up. It's brand nude
dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it
will of a mace. You've heard this expression of your entire life. It's
not made up. It's not made up. Three more times. No,
I don't want to see that, all right? Coming up next, Dingers
Morning News. Yes, we meet the newest member of Kiss Dak Prescott.
I was considering a half point for that, just for his ambition and his
heart. It's not made up.