This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one. It's a freak. So
another moment of Rangers history. One time in nineteen ninety three, after a
road lost to the Twins, manager Kevin Kennedy demolished a mirror in the clubhouse
using a baked potato. Do you guys remember when I was talking to you
on the air. Sorry, we're talking sopranos. Sorry I crammed five hours
of sopranos. Just sorry, Kevin, read rack your joke. Yes,
it seems like a good conversation you guys could have had twenty years ago.
Well, I'm just watching it for the first time. I didn't know him
twenty years ago, so we have a lot to catch up on. And
he loves it, and he's fascinated with where I'm at. If this doesn't
get you fired up for Rangers Astros game for I don't know what does.
What is the guitar player from Creed calling in next? After a road lost
to the Twins in nineteen ninety three, manager Kevin Kennedy demolished a mirror the
clubhouse using a baked potato. Hell, yeah, make the theato baked potatoes.
Tony's Prano has a little mosquito ascatto to him. I can't stop with
oh to everything that happens, like if Simon drops something, Oh yeah,
that he isn't But that's when that one's been around for a while. It's
a really good show. It's a great show. Thanks to everyone who's taking
part in this thing with us today, including the Glenn who called in from
Flower Mound for Picks with Glenn's and the return of Noxie. Jim Knox called
in for Picks with Glenn's is a special celebrity guest as h had a fun
one of to Day's. Thank you to Scott Stafford calling in as well,
and thank you Mike for directing us on the Creed cruise. That was that
was kind of fun. Come aboard. I have a lot of talkbacks.
We've had a very active participating audience, uh calling in tech sting end to
Day at two, one, four or eight one, and a lot of
hot talkbacks from the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. We call it
the Hot mop. Proud to you by Advanced Air Restoration. That's the home
of the Advanced a fue Kevin, we made an awful this acuies. Sorry
about your fancy dress, looks like guy better for hotta get the hot mob.
It all up, my trusty hot mob. That's but I also have
this from earlier. We're discussing a tipping situation, and uh, it reminded
me of the time back in May when So really fudged up a tip at
a restaurant and he learned about it live on the air. He realized,
Okay, he tipped a lot. Yeah, I think it speaks for itself.
No, if we each tipped twenty percent on our four to seventy sevens,
that's still Yeah, you're about ninety four nine four dollars. Oh Michael,
if you got a tab that hit four to seventy seven and you wanted
to tip twenty percent, what would you write on the tip line? I
would write about ninety bucks ninety five dollars. Jesus, Yeah, you tipped
forty pers Please have we had a miscalculation and you out tipped your brother.
I guarantee you that. Oh my god, can you take it back?
Nope? Get my brother on the phone immediately. Okay, are you kidding?
No? I don't know what the hell out Because it was such a
big number. I was so thrown well, if I had to drink nine
hundred dollars worth of martinis, I would have had problem doing maths as well.
Oh how much did you have to drink? I mean a bunch now
three martinis? Three? Oh Mike. We made it the whole night,
the whole through the whole day, onto the air before the calculations were corrected.
Oh my god, I tipped on a four hundred and seventy seven dollars
tab. Jesus, keep it calculator in my you do? Yeah? What
that specific reasons? Your girl ain't got money like that, No, dude,
I don't either, taking my mom out that that's the most expensive meal
I think I've ever paid for it. Certainly when you factor in a two
hundred dollars tip, that's amazing. But your server was thrilled man, and
then clocked out a sap found quit and bought the Charlotte Hornets. It think
as if you mess up the tip the first time and then you realize after
you've already turned it in, you can't ask for it back either. That's
you can't go back to that restaurant because you're forever going to be. They're
gonna see you walk in and you're a mart there is, Yeah, they
got your picture of the water is a social table for you. I remember
when I worked at the grocery store in Only, Texas. There are occasionally
a few people as a sack boy, occasionally a few people who would tip
and then but you would know, you'd see them come in and you kind
of maybe you're working check out line five? Was that your first job?
Uh? Now, my first job was picking up range balls at the golf
of question. But you did sack groceries at the local grocery store in Hoy
You start as a sacker at Bob Super Saved, Yeah, Stuart's food Store.
Yeah. An you work on up to then you start stocking, which
is cool, dude. Stocking is where it's at. It's kind of fun.
My goal was to ultimately be an assistant in the meat department. Is
that the highest ranking officer. If you're handling meat, you're you're entrusted with
a big responsibility. Yeah, produce. I did some produce for a summer
too, and that sucks because you gotta get up and unload the truck big
time. That truck shows up basically when we come to work. But now
are so hard because they're not shaped in a way that you can stack them
very well. It's just kind of a mess of banana to mess of bananas
and the hima. Yeah, that was tough. I love being cashier guy.
And back then, keep in mind it was a lot of It was
a lot of chicks, and it was a lot of cash. But I
love doing the hit the button thing and come up with seventeen forty nine change
real quick, and you like that. I love grabbing the money ten five
one to two quarter, two dimes, four pennies to them quick, get
them in and out. And then because you get them out of there,
I do know people do. So if you get him out of there,
you can chill for a minute and maybe you can start eating a sandwich that
you got someone to make from back in the meat department. The meat department.
Yeah, if there's a big line though, and you know it's just
gonna be an hour straight of ringing people up. Well, another thing in
the small town, you've got a lot of elderly and elderly people love coupons,
and capons will hold up and line like nobody's business. And in your
day writing checks, oh the check was every day. It was checks or
cash. I mean we didn't even have a credit card machine. It was
checks or cash and it was a It was a banger too, I mean
like you type in every number one forty nine, ch ching, two seventy
nine. Absolutely no scanner in nineteen eighty four you, I mean there were,
but I don't know what they were. Four wow. So he had
to look at the little tag on it and input that. Oh. But
pricing when Kevin was talking about stocking you, when you priced items, you
had to have a little gun and that was the best. Is the gun
real quick? We had a record section, like a small little in catch
Cool that had albums, and based on my tenure there, I was allowed
to be the person that ordered the music for the store and it was pretty
interesting until the manager told me to stop ordering nothing but AC DC, Foreigner
and Journey, that we needed more country music. Yeah, I got in
trouble. Well for the demographic there, maybe you'd also get it to avoid
you would know the people that smelled that too, and you to avoid the
people who hadn't showered. It was easy to find. That was me,
Danny Shower. When you can here yo hot mop your messages from the red
microphone button on the iHeartRadio. I've got a bunch today. Hey, I'm
a ticketing agent with Creed Cruise Lines, and I'm calling because sending this talk
back in is providing a brief pause me. Buck Cherry and Three Doors Down
music you're playing on the radio right now, and that'll keep me from putting
a belt around my neck and just ending it all. I also wanted to
invite the three of you out free of charge for the first preed cruise.
You don't even need your passport. We're actually getting out free one way takes
to all Three Doors Down and Buck Cherry fans. We're hoping to set you
all adrift in the Pacific at one time. Oh wow, sip about to
see with a drift quarter tank of fuel and just yeah and then a loud
as far as they can go. Early one morning, you see a powered
lifeboat just beating back with all the captain and the crew everything just going back
to land. And there you are, just to drift into the sea.
Might start to flicker and go ahead. Hey, good morning guys, it's
Jose. Hey. I don't know if you knew, but me and Kevio
have a podcast too. It's called the Tackle Grande, in which we talked
about the biggest tackles in football, but we also talk about the best tacos
in DFLW. This week, our special guest is ESPN's own Sergio dip He's
having the time of his life. Gotta hate this show. Okay, boy
hero right there, Tackle Supreme is somebody said tackle, give you both tackles
and tacos. Tacos, you're really doing another one too. Don't have any
time left in they boys speaking of rogue drones. One crashed into the ash
reed of firm and juggling for Jesus charity event. During all the commotion,
that Riddick bou Senior Citizen the Month was eaten by Cameron Low's python. More
importantly, boys were thirty seven days away from Survivor series. That's a Thanksgiving
tradition like any other. Kevin just turned into treatment for a reboot of Colombo,
but instead of being a detective, it's two men battling crippling depression that
share a studio apartment Lower Manhattan, and all they do is watch Saladtos videos.
I'll sit back and wait for my loan starretemies. I love your buttons
they're coming your way, my friend, God, you need a minute.
Yeah. But he didn't even go random. He went with all people discussed
on this show, the Riddick Bow, Senior Citizen of the Month, yepkambla
camblo, and whoever the first one was a street of firm juggling us this
event the Guinness World Record Legend. God, I like Brody's heard us,
love that first guy and our deep voice country guy, and we're starting to
like hand awards out in different directions like oh, these are all great talkbackers.
And he comes flying off the top of the cave turn buckle. I'll
wait for my lone star Emmy. What's up, dudes? So last night
I was in line to use the bathroom at the Rangers Astros playoff game,
and I spotted a dude wearing an al two of a jersey about to walk
up to one of the urinals. As he was finishing up, I yelled
out, hey, to of a shake that tiny D and it was pretty
danglorious, oyled, come on, shake that tiny D. Of course,
what a Bills fan yelled at me is I was wearing my duper jersey at
the urinal at the high Mark Stadium in Buffalo a couple week ago. He
did it. That's pretty good. I believe him, and I bet the
al tub. I laughed because I'm hilarious. I am shake good because I
listened. I listened the show too. I just started. I saw the
commercial on Channel eighth. Here we go, Holy nipples from hell. Good
lord, that cruise, the creed coronavirus cruise, whatever the hell it is,
that's gonna slap. Oh boy, it's gonna slap harder than Will Smith
did. Good lord, guys, I'll tell you what my nipples are so
hard. Go Cowboys to go right, h I'm assed, gosh, love
y'all. It's bye week, dude, it's funny. Ran out of stuff
and just go cowboys. Wait, go Rangers. I'm amed, go right,
Sharks, whoa, I'm assed, gosh, ove y'all. J j
ilb be sitting that. Oh man, oh gosh, I love the talk
bags that over to. Yeah. I'm listening to JJ right now, so
I don't forget, because good lord, I'm am okay. Here we go
go on here, here go on here, good morning and a happy Thursday
morning tea and down be perfect Tommy. Here, I just wanted to say
I love hearing Malcolm make his picks every week, and I love that he
shouted out JJ. Really made my morning driving to work today. I just
want to say, let's go Phillies and go birds. Love your buns,
you rock, JJ. It's okay. You're lad to like whoever? He
is? Perfect, adorable, very perfect Tommy, to meet him. Malcolm
are perfect, Tommy, that's fine. Perfect Tommy was at the party the
other day. You may have met him. Was he a lot of people?
Yeah, but he's one of those perfect in every way. Yeah,
except for liking the Eagles. Yeah, it's a weird part of and don't
say go Eagles when they're playing the Fins this week. Tommy, he knew
what he was doing. He didn't know what he was doing. He had
what he wanted. You just jumped. He knew who. Not only did
he know what he was doing, he knew who he was doing it too.
Who's you Dolphins are gonna whip your ass, Tommy. It was the
perfect crime. Stupid idiot. I am truly obsessed with this nineteen ninety nine
playlist that you're playing right now. It is straight out of my CD collection
that I had in high school being the class of two thousand and one.
This is amazing. I am so obsessed. Danny. You could suck it,
Yeah, Danny had Danny goes suck it. She's forty. Yeah,
good math, Why are you winking at me? It's perfect for you and
Tommy. Me and Tommy are spoken for. But what Yeah, but not
if you're yeah, not if you're you know, teaming up. You're the
batch. Yeah, you're the batch. He'll go matchlor You're run on the
batch. Oh wow, just thank you and her. Yeah, could sit
in her cabriole and put the dishwalla CD in and lean over for some Frenching
maker play. You're a god by Vertical Horizon, so you get that complex
you need. As we drive to our first date to Magic Time Machine,
Real Live, Decades gone by, this is story of a girl top down.
Huh. You know it's like forty out. I'm with you, Mikey.
That stadium grenade thing. When I was a kid growing up, it
was quicksand and stadium grenade, two biggest fears. That's that kind of insight,
That's what makes you the Dallas Observer Radio Personality of the Year. My
boy, keep it up. Amen, Thank you, Amen. I appreciate
him addressing me as such too. Quicksand talkbackers should always address me. Is
that it did remind me that funny John mulaney joke that they say, I
think it's brilliant growing up Quicksand. I thought Quicksand would be more dangerous than
it was, more of a problem for us. There's a horse in the
hospital, Kevin. It's not the garbage man of Philadelphia. It's the garbage
picking field goal kicking Philadelphia phenomenon. Thank you. That's good to know.
Thank you. That's why we do this so you can clean up that crap
that I threw out there. Terrible movie. It's a hot mop and Kevin
left a giant mess on the floor with that miscalculation right on your fancy dress.
I just had to say, this is the dumbest show in the world.
And what's great about it is you don't even know which segment I'm referring
to fair fair ball. Yeah, we don't even need to review that a
fair ball. Yeah, Taluk did not even fly. No, that's what
I don't want to go on a cruise because you're out there in the middle
of the ocean. With total strangers. And there's the implication, the implication
out there at see maritime law. I see a Ben and I see a
Skin. The Ben and Skin show tend to Harold K. G L F
M. Hope. The Dallas Mavericks North Texas Football Saturdays Tadeline isn't much less.
I know Kevin probably knows his answer. So, Danny, you're the
only ones gonna play. You're gonna play. Has Ben and or Skin been
on a cruise before? Let's say yes to both? Yes to both,
Yes to both. I will say yes to both as well. I truly
don't know the Oh my god, look at Kevin's haircut? What he did?
Get a haircut? Andy? Soone looks different with you. You shaved
his beard off a couple of days ago. Did you get at is that
lipstick? Yeah? You look good. I'd hit that bank. I'd get
that masscre of running Ben for the graphic, Venmo that you sent me last
night. Had Skin payoff Cinderella Skins yet to pay off? Oh crap,
Wait a minute, how many outs did he get? Twelve? Not enough
for you own fifty bucks? Venmo? That little man Spencer, f you,
you son of a bitch. I'll get you for this, Ben Rogers.
Have you ever been on a cruise? Well, hey, Alexis,
how are you? I'm busy right now. Let me call you back.
I will let you know that I am scared of heights, dangling water,
the ocean, sharks and pirates. So no, I've never been on a
cruise. Most of those are found in and around a cruise about claustrophobia.
Very scared of that. Also scared of trying to enjoy myself around giant crowds.
I'm sure Skin's been on some daptone cruise with the Amy Winehouse's guitar players,
side project headlining or something, right. I have cruised Hot Chicks on
Forest Lane. No, but I have never been on a cruise. God,
I don't know you guys at all at all. So you guys can
suck it. So JJ, you neither? No? So one two oh
for five with y'all cruise. I think that's weird wording to say JJ,
you neither. I don't know. I think that's weird. Nor have you
JJ? Have you been on a cruise? You neither? That BETJJ.
It's just it reminds me of Chevy Chase and caddyshack going me, no,
you do yeah, JJ, you neither order of grammatically that is correct though,
yeah two one four one JJ, you neither does sound weird. Let's
go on a cruise together, dudes. I love it. Okay, okay,
Let's go on the dollars Observer cruise. You gotta I got a free
boarding pass. Email to me. You guys need to pay grand You can
buy a life vest with your award on it. Oh Lake Lewis with that
stupid two hundred and thirty nine dollarn hanging off the back of it. Yeah,
and I'm clinging to my heavy plaque that drags me to the bottom of
the Caribbean. We will we will latch ala to your Yeah. But instead
of like go of the plant, you can't. Don't let it Like a
free diver. You just wouldn't let go. I'm your cake winslet holding them
to the base of wood. They had to do is let go the plaque.
Oh man, it's coming on the show today, guys. You guys
gonna bury the Rangers today. They're done. That's over. I'm loving y'all
show lately, and I will say I listen usually when I'm drifting off into
a nap, so I never know when, but I've really it's hard to
nap when you laugh a lot, and I laugh a lot listening to The
Benskin Show ten to two. Thank you every day here free thank you.
I mean, we're gonna fantastic, We're gonna do power move talk at ten
thirty five, Did you guys see the story of the executive he's running the
whole company? He ran some cheap airline in the middle of a conference room.
He just took his shirt off and got a shoulder massage during the meeting.
I saw that incredible power move. Damn out. Yes, and he
had one nipple with a whipped cream on it. He's Kevin Turner. I
am all right, we'll do Thank you. Thank you to Jim Knox for
calling in being our celebrity and did some good Ranger Mojo back Noxie back in
the mix today for picts with Glenn's thank you to Malcolm, thank you to
Danny, Mike's Roy JJ Jackson, and of course we had Mark and Flower
Mount who called in and frontman of Creed Scott Stapp. Coming up next It's
the Bit and Skin Show. We're back tomorrow with another Big Friday Edition.
I'll leave you with this, go right yours woo a man