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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one. It's a freak. So

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another moment of Rangers history. One
time in nineteen ninety three, after a

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road lost to the Twins, manager
Kevin Kennedy demolished a mirror in the clubhouse

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using a baked potato. Do you
guys remember when I was talking to you

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on the air. Sorry, we're
talking sopranos. Sorry I crammed five hours

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of sopranos. Just sorry, Kevin, read rack your joke. Yes,

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it seems like a good conversation you
guys could have had twenty years ago.

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Well, I'm just watching it for
the first time. I didn't know him

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twenty years ago, so we have
a lot to catch up on. And

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he loves it, and he's fascinated
with where I'm at. If this doesn't

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get you fired up for Rangers Astros
game for I don't know what does.

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What is the guitar player from Creed
calling in next? After a road lost

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to the Twins in nineteen ninety three, manager Kevin Kennedy demolished a mirror the

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clubhouse using a baked potato. Hell, yeah, make the theato baked potatoes.

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Tony's Prano has a little mosquito ascatto
to him. I can't stop with

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oh to everything that happens, like
if Simon drops something, Oh yeah,

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that he isn't But that's when that
one's been around for a while. It's

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a really good show. It's a
great show. Thanks to everyone who's taking

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part in this thing with us today, including the Glenn who called in from

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Flower Mound for Picks with Glenn's and
the return of Noxie. Jim Knox called

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in for Picks with Glenn's is a
special celebrity guest as h had a fun

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one of to Day's. Thank you
to Scott Stafford calling in as well,

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and thank you Mike for directing us
on the Creed cruise. That was that

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was kind of fun. Come aboard. I have a lot of talkbacks.

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We've had a very active participating audience, uh calling in tech sting end to

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Day at two, one, four
or eight one, and a lot of

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hot talkbacks from the red microphone button
on the iHeartRadio app. We call it

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the Hot mop. Proud to you
by Advanced Air Restoration. That's the home

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of the Advanced a fue Kevin,
we made an awful this acuies. Sorry

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about your fancy dress, looks like
guy better for hotta get the hot mob.

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It all up, my trusty hot
mob. That's but I also have

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this from earlier. We're discussing a
tipping situation, and uh, it reminded

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me of the time back in May
when So really fudged up a tip at

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a restaurant and he learned about it
live on the air. He realized,

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Okay, he tipped a lot.
Yeah, I think it speaks for itself.

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No, if we each tipped twenty
percent on our four to seventy sevens,

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that's still Yeah, you're about ninety
four nine four dollars. Oh Michael,

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if you got a tab that hit
four to seventy seven and you wanted

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to tip twenty percent, what would
you write on the tip line? I

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would write about ninety bucks ninety five
dollars. Jesus, Yeah, you tipped

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forty pers Please have we had a
miscalculation and you out tipped your brother.

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I guarantee you that. Oh my
god, can you take it back?

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Nope? Get my brother on the
phone immediately. Okay, are you kidding?

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No? I don't know what the
hell out Because it was such a

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big number. I was so thrown
well, if I had to drink nine

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hundred dollars worth of martinis, I
would have had problem doing maths as well.

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Oh how much did you have to
drink? I mean a bunch now

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three martinis? Three? Oh Mike. We made it the whole night,

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the whole through the whole day,
onto the air before the calculations were corrected.

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Oh my god, I tipped on
a four hundred and seventy seven dollars

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tab. Jesus, keep it calculator
in my you do? Yeah? What

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that specific reasons? Your girl ain't
got money like that, No, dude,

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I don't either, taking my mom
out that that's the most expensive meal

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I think I've ever paid for it. Certainly when you factor in a two

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hundred dollars tip, that's amazing.
But your server was thrilled man, and

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then clocked out a sap found quit
and bought the Charlotte Hornets. It think

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as if you mess up the tip
the first time and then you realize after

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you've already turned it in, you
can't ask for it back either. That's

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you can't go back to that restaurant
because you're forever going to be. They're

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gonna see you walk in and you're
a mart there is, Yeah, they

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got your picture of the water is
a social table for you. I remember

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when I worked at the grocery store
in Only, Texas. There are occasionally

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a few people as a sack boy, occasionally a few people who would tip

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and then but you would know,
you'd see them come in and you kind

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of maybe you're working check out line
five? Was that your first job?

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Uh? Now, my first job
was picking up range balls at the golf

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of question. But you did sack
groceries at the local grocery store in Hoy

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You start as a sacker at Bob
Super Saved, Yeah, Stuart's food Store.

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Yeah. An you work on up
to then you start stocking, which

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is cool, dude. Stocking is
where it's at. It's kind of fun.

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My goal was to ultimately be an
assistant in the meat department. Is

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that the highest ranking officer. If
you're handling meat, you're you're entrusted with

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a big responsibility. Yeah, produce. I did some produce for a summer

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too, and that sucks because you
gotta get up and unload the truck big

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time. That truck shows up basically
when we come to work. But now

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are so hard because they're not shaped
in a way that you can stack them

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very well. It's just kind of
a mess of banana to mess of bananas

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and the hima. Yeah, that
was tough. I love being cashier guy.

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And back then, keep in mind
it was a lot of It was

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a lot of chicks, and it
was a lot of cash. But I

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love doing the hit the button thing
and come up with seventeen forty nine change

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real quick, and you like that. I love grabbing the money ten five

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one to two quarter, two dimes, four pennies to them quick, get

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them in and out. And then
because you get them out of there,

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I do know people do. So
if you get him out of there,

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you can chill for a minute and
maybe you can start eating a sandwich that

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you got someone to make from back
in the meat department. The meat department.

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Yeah, if there's a big line
though, and you know it's just

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gonna be an hour straight of ringing
people up. Well, another thing in

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the small town, you've got a
lot of elderly and elderly people love coupons,

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and capons will hold up and line
like nobody's business. And in your

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day writing checks, oh the check
was every day. It was checks or

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cash. I mean we didn't even
have a credit card machine. It was

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checks or cash and it was a
It was a banger too, I mean

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like you type in every number one
forty nine, ch ching, two seventy

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nine. Absolutely no scanner in nineteen
eighty four you, I mean there were,

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but I don't know what they were. Four wow. So he had

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to look at the little tag on
it and input that. Oh. But

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pricing when Kevin was talking about stocking
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had to have a little gun and
that was the best. Is the gun

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real quick? We had a record
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Cool that had albums, and based
on my tenure there, I was allowed

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to be the person that ordered the
music for the store and it was pretty

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interesting until the manager told me to
stop ordering nothing but AC DC, Foreigner

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and Journey, that we needed more
country music. Yeah, I got in

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trouble. Well for the demographic there, maybe you'd also get it to avoid

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you would know the people that smelled
that too, and you to avoid the

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people who hadn't showered. It was
easy to find. That was me,

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Danny Shower. When you can here
yo hot mop your messages from the red

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microphone button on the iHeartRadio. I've
got a bunch today. Hey, I'm

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a ticketing agent with Creed Cruise Lines, and I'm calling because sending this talk

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back in is providing a brief pause
me. Buck Cherry and Three Doors Down

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music you're playing on the radio right
now, and that'll keep me from putting

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a belt around my neck and just
ending it all. I also wanted to

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invite the three of you out free
of charge for the first preed cruise.

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You don't even need your passport.
We're actually getting out free one way takes

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to all Three Doors Down and Buck
Cherry fans. We're hoping to set you

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all adrift in the Pacific at one
time. Oh wow, sip about to

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see with a drift quarter tank of
fuel and just yeah and then a loud

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as far as they can go.
Early one morning, you see a powered

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lifeboat just beating back with all the
captain and the crew everything just going back

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to land. And there you are, just to drift into the sea.

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Might start to flicker and go ahead. Hey, good morning guys, it's

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Jose. Hey. I don't know
if you knew, but me and Kevio

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have a podcast too. It's called
the Tackle Grande, in which we talked

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about the biggest tackles in football,
but we also talk about the best tacos

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in DFLW. This week, our
special guest is ESPN's own Sergio dip He's

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having the time of his life.
Gotta hate this show. Okay, boy

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hero right there, Tackle Supreme is
somebody said tackle, give you both tackles

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and tacos. Tacos, you're really
doing another one too. Don't have any

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time left in they boys speaking of
rogue drones. One crashed into the ash

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reed of firm and juggling for Jesus
charity event. During all the commotion,

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that Riddick bou Senior Citizen the Month
was eaten by Cameron Low's python. More

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importantly, boys were thirty seven days
away from Survivor series. That's a Thanksgiving

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tradition like any other. Kevin just
turned into treatment for a reboot of Colombo,

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but instead of being a detective,
it's two men battling crippling depression that

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share a studio apartment Lower Manhattan,
and all they do is watch Saladtos videos.

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I'll sit back and wait for my
loan starretemies. I love your buttons

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they're coming your way, my friend, God, you need a minute.

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Yeah. But he didn't even go
random. He went with all people discussed

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on this show, the Riddick Bow, Senior Citizen of the Month, yepkambla

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camblo, and whoever the first one
was a street of firm juggling us this

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event the Guinness World Record Legend.
God, I like Brody's heard us,

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love that first guy and our deep
voice country guy, and we're starting to

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like hand awards out in different directions
like oh, these are all great talkbackers.

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And he comes flying off the top
of the cave turn buckle. I'll

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wait for my lone star Emmy.
What's up, dudes? So last night

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I was in line to use the
bathroom at the Rangers Astros playoff game,

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and I spotted a dude wearing an
al two of a jersey about to walk

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up to one of the urinals.
As he was finishing up, I yelled

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out, hey, to of a
shake that tiny D and it was pretty

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danglorious, oyled, come on,
shake that tiny D. Of course,

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what a Bills fan yelled at me
is I was wearing my duper jersey at

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the urinal at the high Mark Stadium
in Buffalo a couple week ago. He

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did it. That's pretty good.
I believe him, and I bet the

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al tub. I laughed because I'm
hilarious. I am shake good because I

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listened. I listened the show too. I just started. I saw the

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commercial on Channel eighth. Here we
go, Holy nipples from hell. Good

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lord, that cruise, the creed
coronavirus cruise, whatever the hell it is,

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that's gonna slap. Oh boy,
it's gonna slap harder than Will Smith

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did. Good lord, guys,
I'll tell you what my nipples are so

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hard. Go Cowboys to go right, h I'm assed, gosh, love

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y'all. It's bye week, dude, it's funny. Ran out of stuff

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and just go cowboys. Wait,
go Rangers. I'm amed, go right,

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Sharks, whoa, I'm assed,
gosh, ove y'all. J j

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ilb be sitting that. Oh man, oh gosh, I love the talk

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bags that over to. Yeah.
I'm listening to JJ right now, so

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I don't forget, because good lord, I'm am okay. Here we go

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go on here, here go on
here, good morning and a happy Thursday

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morning tea and down be perfect Tommy. Here, I just wanted to say

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I love hearing Malcolm make his picks
every week, and I love that he

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shouted out JJ. Really made my
morning driving to work today. I just

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want to say, let's go Phillies
and go birds. Love your buns,

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you rock, JJ. It's okay. You're lad to like whoever? He

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is? Perfect, adorable, very
perfect Tommy, to meet him. Malcolm

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are perfect, Tommy, that's fine. Perfect Tommy was at the party the

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other day. You may have met
him. Was he a lot of people?

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Yeah, but he's one of those
perfect in every way. Yeah,

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except for liking the Eagles. Yeah, it's a weird part of and don't

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say go Eagles when they're playing the
Fins this week. Tommy, he knew

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what he was doing. He didn't
know what he was doing. He had

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what he wanted. You just jumped. He knew who. Not only did

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he know what he was doing,
he knew who he was doing it too.

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Who's you Dolphins are gonna whip your
ass, Tommy. It was the

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perfect crime. Stupid idiot. I
am truly obsessed with this nineteen ninety nine

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playlist that you're playing right now.
It is straight out of my CD collection

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that I had in high school being
the class of two thousand and one.

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This is amazing. I am so
obsessed. Danny. You could suck it,

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Yeah, Danny had Danny goes suck
it. She's forty. Yeah,

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good math, Why are you winking
at me? It's perfect for you and

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Tommy. Me and Tommy are spoken
for. But what Yeah, but not

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if you're yeah, not if you're
you know, teaming up. You're the

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batch. Yeah, you're the batch. He'll go matchlor You're run on the

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batch. Oh wow, just thank
you and her. Yeah, could sit

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in her cabriole and put the dishwalla
CD in and lean over for some Frenching

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maker play. You're a god by
Vertical Horizon, so you get that complex

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you need. As we drive to
our first date to Magic Time Machine,

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Real Live, Decades gone by,
this is story of a girl top down.

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Huh. You know it's like forty
out. I'm with you, Mikey.

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That stadium grenade thing. When I
was a kid growing up, it

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was quicksand and stadium grenade, two
biggest fears. That's that kind of insight,

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That's what makes you the Dallas Observer
Radio Personality of the Year. My

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boy, keep it up. Amen, Thank you, Amen. I appreciate

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him addressing me as such too.
Quicksand talkbackers should always address me. Is

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that it did remind me that funny
John mulaney joke that they say, I

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think it's brilliant growing up Quicksand.
I thought Quicksand would be more dangerous than

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it was, more of a problem
for us. There's a horse in the

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hospital, Kevin. It's not the
garbage man of Philadelphia. It's the garbage

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picking field goal kicking Philadelphia phenomenon.
Thank you. That's good to know.

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Thank you. That's why we do
this so you can clean up that crap

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that I threw out there. Terrible
movie. It's a hot mop and Kevin

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left a giant mess on the floor
with that miscalculation right on your fancy dress.

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I just had to say, this
is the dumbest show in the world.

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And what's great about it is you
don't even know which segment I'm referring

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to fair fair ball. Yeah,
we don't even need to review that a

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fair ball. Yeah, Taluk did
not even fly. No, that's what

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I don't want to go on a
cruise because you're out there in the middle

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of the ocean. With total strangers. And there's the implication, the implication

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out there at see maritime law.
I see a Ben and I see a

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Skin. The Ben and Skin show
tend to Harold K. G L F

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M. Hope. The Dallas Mavericks
North Texas Football Saturdays Tadeline isn't much less.

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I know Kevin probably knows his answer. So, Danny, you're the

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only ones gonna play. You're gonna
play. Has Ben and or Skin been

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on a cruise before? Let's say
yes to both? Yes to both,

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Yes to both. I will say
yes to both as well. I truly

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don't know the Oh my god,
look at Kevin's haircut? What he did?

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Get a haircut? Andy? Soone
looks different with you. You shaved

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his beard off a couple of days
ago. Did you get at is that

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lipstick? Yeah? You look good. I'd hit that bank. I'd get

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that masscre of running Ben for the
graphic, Venmo that you sent me last

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night. Had Skin payoff Cinderella Skins
yet to pay off? Oh crap,

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Wait a minute, how many outs
did he get? Twelve? Not enough

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for you own fifty bucks? Venmo? That little man Spencer, f you,

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you son of a bitch. I'll
get you for this, Ben Rogers.

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Have you ever been on a cruise? Well, hey, Alexis,

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how are you? I'm busy right
now. Let me call you back.

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I will let you know that I
am scared of heights, dangling water,

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the ocean, sharks and pirates.
So no, I've never been on a

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cruise. Most of those are found
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Very scared of that. Also scared
of trying to enjoy myself around giant crowds.

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I'm sure Skin's been on some daptone
cruise with the Amy Winehouse's guitar players,

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side project headlining or something, right. I have cruised Hot Chicks on

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Forest Lane. No, but I
have never been on a cruise. God,

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I don't know you guys at all
at all. So you guys can

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suck it. So JJ, you
neither? No? So one two oh

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for five with y'all cruise. I
think that's weird wording to say JJ,

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you neither. I don't know.
I think that's weird. Nor have you

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JJ? Have you been on a
cruise? You neither? That BETJJ.

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It's just it reminds me of Chevy
Chase and caddyshack going me, no,

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you do yeah, JJ, you
neither order of grammatically that is correct though,

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yeah two one four one JJ,
you neither does sound weird. Let's

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go on a cruise together, dudes. I love it. Okay, okay,

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Let's go on the dollars Observer cruise. You gotta I got a free

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boarding pass. Email to me.
You guys need to pay grand You can

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buy a life vest with your award
on it. Oh Lake Lewis with that

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stupid two hundred and thirty nine dollarn
hanging off the back of it. Yeah,

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and I'm clinging to my heavy plaque
that drags me to the bottom of

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the Caribbean. We will we will
latch ala to your Yeah. But instead

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of like go of the plant,
you can't. Don't let it Like a

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free diver. You just wouldn't let
go. I'm your cake winslet holding them

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to the base of wood. They
had to do is let go the plaque.

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Oh man, it's coming on the
show today, guys. You guys

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gonna bury the Rangers today. They're
done. That's over. I'm loving y'all

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show lately, and I will say
I listen usually when I'm drifting off into

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a nap, so I never know
when, but I've really it's hard to

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nap when you laugh a lot,
and I laugh a lot listening to The

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Benskin Show ten to two. Thank
you every day here free thank you.

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I mean, we're gonna fantastic,
We're gonna do power move talk at ten

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thirty five, Did you guys see
the story of the executive he's running the

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whole company? He ran some cheap
airline in the middle of a conference room.

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He just took his shirt off and
got a shoulder massage during the meeting.

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I saw that incredible power move.
Damn out. Yes, and he

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had one nipple with a whipped cream
on it. He's Kevin Turner. I

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am all right, we'll do Thank
you. Thank you to Jim Knox for

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calling in being our celebrity and did
some good Ranger Mojo back Noxie back in

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the mix today for picts with Glenn's
thank you to Malcolm, thank you to

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Danny, Mike's Roy JJ Jackson,
and of course we had Mark and Flower

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Mount who called in and frontman of
Creed Scott Stapp. Coming up next It's

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the Bit and Skin Show. We're
back tomorrow with another Big Friday Edition.

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I'll leave you with this, go
right yours woo a man