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It's season three. Welcome to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast
with Me Rihanna Campbell and Me producer Mana Adam Rihanna. Are you ready for
some hot topics and even hotter guests? Well, you know I am.
Let's bucky do this see Horny Bitches. No, I didn't, I really
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last night I moved the pillow so I wouldn't accidentally fired on it because
your pillow wasn't in my body. Oh. I don't need you get pinky
I don't need to get pink eye either. I wouldn't appreciate it very much.
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I'm doing pretty good. It's been a while a while since we've gone to
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they haven't heard from us. They haven't, I feel like in a while.
Right, it's probably been about three episodes, but we're doing like every
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podcast. It's bottled up bitches. Welcome. You did it, you made
it. You're here. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you made it.
You made it. You're here. But thanks for joining us. We're
excited to have you. Uh huh. We got the ambiance going. I
hope, I hope wherever you are right now, whatever time of day you're
listening to this that your lights are dimmed and there's candles. Yeah, that's
what we got going on right now. And then the giant screen computer screen
monitor. Yeah, a little bit of blue light just to bring you back
to reality. Yeah yea. Um, but yeah, I lit some candles
that I'd set the mood for you a little bit. Yeah. I didn't
know we were going to fuck on this episode. Yeah why not? This
is no that's for Patreon listeners to be sure to subscribe to our pH Um.
Yeah, I don't though I knew what we were talking about. I
thought i'd set the mood. We also recently pulled out. I had to
refill. We went a few days without power, so id to refill.
They're not real candles, right, like a little forever forever candles, which
just means you have to refill them. Um, they're forever until the fuel
runs out. Yes. So they are Canyon Canyon Onyx or Canyon Jasper.
I think it's Canyon On. I think Onyx. Um. So there are
these big hunks of rocks that are hollowed out, um, and there's a
little little glass file inside with lamp oil and the flame comes out of the
rock. So they look like candles kind of because they're tall and cylindrical kind
of. But it's just fire coming out of a rock. And I think
that's I think that rocks that does rock and it really sets the tone.
So we're trying to seduce your woman. Get some Get some hollowed out rocks
with lamp oil inside. Let her know, let her know that she cares
that you could let her know you care. Well, it's it's a nice
like earthy tone, depending on your lady. Yeah, that could be better
than our natural candle. Do you remember the first time you try to set
the tone with me when I first started dating. I think I just bought
a bunch of like unscented candles, then't I you have a bunch of tea
candles. They weren't tea candles. They were Um, they were tall cylinder
Okay, yes, yes, yes, um, there they were. I
think they're called I think those are a god, I know what those kinds
of candles are called by can't they're just like decorate, like the kinds you
like. I know. But there's a turn. There's there's a wedding word
for drink. Kill me for the audience. They're just like those white candles
that you would see online, your pillar candles, pillars. But no,
even before that, before pillar candle, do you remember you went into White
Barn and talked to an associated about you were trying to seduce a woman and
what candle would what scent would go well with that? Yeah? Yeah,
I think she gave she. I think we went with a beachy scent.
Yeah, let's go to the beach beach. We went to the beach beach.
Yeah, and so I went into your apartment when we first started dating,
and You're like, look at this fancy white barn candle. I bought
panty dropper. Yeah. It was like I wanted to spend more than bed
bath and beyond proper, right, but not go quite a Yankee candle.
I was still in college. Sure, sure, sure, yeah, that's
the middle ground in my mind, is white barn. Sure. I do
think they're just as expensive as a Yankee candle, though, are they?
Yeah? But there are expensive high end candles out there. But no,
you did gobe. I remember that. And yeah, you eventually did get
pillar candles too, I do remember that. Yeah. I think there's a
big thing with dim lighting in me, Yeah, you like dim lighting.
I like ambiance. Yeah, I'm an ambiance queen. Yeah, whereas me,
I like, what do you like? I like, I just like
to see everything you do. But I do think the lighting we choose you
can still see every yeah my flaps. Yeah, yeah, no, I
agree it works out because yeah, like, as long as I can see
you, I'm doing pretty good. It's a good one. Yeah. Do
we um? Well? With Valentine's Day coming up, our cat's about to
jump on the table with somewhere you fat. I didn't know he was gonna
do that. I thought he was gonna jump down here. No, I
saw him eyeing. He said, they're working, and I'm here to interrupt.
Oh my god, what a mess. Um. With Valentine's Day coming
up, I wanted to ask if there were any standout Valentine's Days that you
remember. Oh, they're really putting me on this spot because I don't remember
any of them. Good, okay, good good good good good good good
good good good good good get good. Um, I feel like I don't
remember. I can't even tell you what we did last year of Valentine's Day.
No, no, last year. Okay, So one time I don't.
And I'm speaking about these out of order, but they were recent Valentine's
Day. Sure, we went somewhere. I don't remember if she your parents.
We went somewhere and you put my Valentine's Day present in the car and
I like opened the car to get in the car because we were going somewhere,
and you had, yes, because remember you got your mom a box
of chocolates. That was last year. That was last year. Yeah,
why aren't you there? I don't know, Um, I think there was.
I think that was the time we went up there for like a bridal
shower or some kid's birthday. We went up there for like a family thing.
Yeah, and I was like, well, get your mom and box
of chocolates because she cries about it. Yeah, and then I did well.
The year before that was Mexico. We were in Mexico for Valentine's Day
during snow apocalypse. Yes, that was twenty twenty one, Yes, yes,
yeah, and that was a fun Valentine's Day. We had pizza and
a heart shape, like the best resort, the best pizza we probably ever
had. We did, yes, they did. They made it a little
hard thing. Oh how cute. And we were supposed to. Um,
I think fly back on Valentine's Day. Yes, yes, we spent our
Valentine's Day driving. Well, we came back to the resort. We were
spent that whole Valentine's Day in the airport in the Mexico, in the airport
in Cancoon, the Cancoun airport, the airport airport, Cancoon's airport. We
spent the Yeah, we spent Valentine's Day and then eventually went back went back
to the resort because we couldn't get a flight. We were stuck in Mexico.
Didn't fly back out until like the sixteenth. Yeah. Um. And
then the year before that would have been twenty twenty, and it'll be before
lockdown because it was in February. Okay, yes, do you remember,
oh smug goof. No, I do remember. I don't remember if this
was by then or not, but I remember that's when you had your warehouse
job and you're getting up like at five in the morning, and you set
up a bunch of stuff for me in the living room. Okay, good
for me. Yeah, I don't know. So when I woke up and
went downstairs when we were living at Kobe, there was like some flowers and
stuff, and I was kind of like, good on you, but like
be careful of doing that because the cats will wreck. That's yeah, yeah,
yeah, I always take a gamble when I do stuff like that,
Like I didn't know what. I know what I'm in for, Yeah,
but I don't remember what we do. We usually go to dinner, We
usually do we usually do something I do. I think the year before that,
remember one year we went to the park. Wasn't at Valentine's Day?
We went to the park and had had buns. Yeah, yeah, we
did like steam buns. We did steam buns. Wasn't that Valentine's Day?
Or was that just an outing? No, it was a thing. It
was a I think I imagine it would have been Valentine's Day. It would
have had been twenty twenty because we got married in twenty nineteen. Yeah,
and it was during that reugh patch. We're almost left you. Yeah,
we have a lot of rough patches. Marriage is hard, y'all. Yeah,
yeah, I think that was Valentine's Day Because you think my present was
a sauna gift card? Okay, you got me a gift card to go
to the sauna um because I was always going to the sauna, and then
we went to the park and it was nighttime. It was really cold,
and we had candles and were like the only ones in the park obviously,
and it was pitch black. We looked insane. We ate steam buns.
Yeah, I do remember. I remember this. So that was twenty twenty,
twenty nineteen. I don't know what we did in twenty nineteen. Is
when February twenty nineteen, I gave you your Valentine's Day present, which was
might putour photos. Oh okay, so I'm picking at bits and pieces and
we usually like do dinner or something. I just always remember what that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel now that we've done
all of our done a full recollection, how do you feel about all the
people that are like Valentine's Day is just um a capitalist by Hallmark to push
and sell a bunch of crap. So I'm about half and half. So
many people are like that. Yeah, I think there's like this angry,
unnecessary thing I do. I do. Here's here's what I think. I
do. Think it is like a capitalist thing. Stick with me that like,
but like like every holiday is. Yeah, I think it's exploited to
the fucking ends of the earth. I do think it's I think it's a
good thing, just kind of like I don't know. Sometimes, like you
know, I think as a couple you try to like prioritize, you know,
like, hey, we're going to prioritize these these you know, make
sure we're prioritizing our relationship, doing something for us. I think it's kind
of for me. I think it serves as like a good reminder for couples
out there, like to do something for each other. I think if you
look at it like that, at it less about I mean, I guess
love, but less about like the idea of Valentine's Day of being like this
lovey dovey thing, which it is. But and I see it more as
like, hey, guys, don't forget to prioritize just being with each other
and just loving each other. Yeah. I think it's nice to have a
reminder, like a national reminder, to do something special or do something extra
for your person. Yeah. And it doesn't have to be Valentine's themed.
I mean, you're good about sometimes you'll get me a card. Other than
that, it's not like you get me a bunch of random crap. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, And I've always tried to like not get you a
bunch of random crap, even though sometimes you do not for lack of a
better term, but one random crap. What do you mean by that?
Well, like, like you know, I sometimes like I'm like, well,
I'm not just gonna get her a piece of jewelry, like I want
to give her something special, but sometimes you want just a piece of jewelry.
I do want jewelry. Never get me jewelry. Um no, but
I'm talking about Valentine's daything. You don't give me like a pink That's what
I mean, That's what That's what I'm trying. I want jewelry on every
occasion because you never get me jewelry. Yeah yeah, so yeah yeah,
um so yeah okay, asked An. Answered, So it sounds like you're
pretty pro Valentine's Day as am I love on each other? Do you think
do you think? Boom? Yeah, nothing wrong with it. So we
got back from a trip to Mexico a few weeks ago, and I wanted
to talk about it because we had some sex updates. Yeah, do you
want to lead that conversation? Sure? Yeah? Um so yeah, we
went we went on vacation went to Porta by Art and on the trip,
did we only had sex? Ones? Right? It sex twice? Did
we we had sex and the jacuzi the first day we did? Yes,
Okay, I forgot about that one. We had. Yeah, we had
jacuzi sex, which was fine, Like we just kind of immediately hopped in,
like we got it was the first day. It was the first day
we got uh. Yeah, we we had to hang around the resort for
a little while because our room wasn't ready. And then once our room was
ready, we like we didn't really know what the room was gonna look like.
It was so nice and yeah, we got in. It was really
nice and there was like our own little personal jacuzi. Like I know,
a lot of a lot of that's not uncommon, but like this one was
really nice. Like it didn't it wasn't just like the white well we usually
just get like a tub outside, like a jacuzi tub that we have to
fill up. This one ran twenty four seven like it it wasn't a tub.
Yes, always feels always feel it was hot. Yeah, I thought
we were gonna to like churn it on or something and heat it up,
and it was like the same. It was like an infinity Jacuzi where the
water falls off the side. Yeah, And it was like, I don't
know why this sticks out to me as being really nice, but it was
like even with the deck, it wasn't like on top of the deck you
had to like, you know, climb into it, like stepped down and
yeah, and like your arms would be like on the deck where your normally
is walking the patio. The balcony deck, yeah, the balcony deck.
And it was such pretty green tile. Yeah, it was like this really
really nice looking tub. And so we were like, let's just get nate,
let's have in this naked, like we love getting in the jacuzy naked
and yeah, and one thing led to another, um and then we started.
We had really good sex. I was getting nervous about having sex in
water. Sure, I mean we eventually did hop out and finished off on
the chair on the patio. Yeah. I don't think I don't think you
can, like, well, we don't. Like, I don't think it
makes sense to wear a method doesn't make sense, but like I don't understand
the physics of wearing economy. That's what I don't That's what I'm trying to
say, like, I can't imagine that works very well. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we always hop out to finish off
unless you get like maybe if you put the condom on outside of the water
and hold on to it as you go in. I don't know if you
would have to put up Well, they're pretty air, they're pretty water tight.
That's kind of like the whole point of them. Yeah, but you're
not usually submerging every sure, Yeah, that's what I'm trying. We may
have to like do some testing on this. Yeah, tweet at us let
us know, Yeah, read us an email if you've had a protected water
se protected water people want to know, because yeah, because we'll we'll have
well, we'll have sex. We'll kind of like tease a little bit with
penetration, Yeah, and then we'll eventually get out and on the hop on
like the bull chair seems to be the move, Yeah, and finish off
on the say was Austin power to say, hop on the big foot and
do the bad thing? Okay? What is he saying? It's something like
that up on the good foot and the foot I think it's foot right,
I don't know, but that's what I was going for when I said that
hop on the big foot and do the bad thing. I like, I
don't know if I don't know what that means. It's pure gibberish. I
don't know. I love that in Gold number three when they're just speaking in
British and it's translating it. I learned the whole thing. I'm not going
to go into it. I'll do it off Mike, but I learned a
whole thing about Cockney rhyming sling, like some of the like words they use
to mean other things, and how they get there and how they're like it
is. I'll do a little one apparently, like you hear a Cockney person
say butchers. That means to look at. So if I was like,
oh, I'm just having a butcher's at this picture, it means I'm looking
at this picture. Here's how they get to it. Butcher hook hook rhymes
with look, so it's butcher. I don't like this. There's like a
whole like a bunch of their sling is just like one word out of a
two word sentence or two word phrase where the word that's not used rhymes with
the word that it means. I can't do this. It's wild. Yeah.
I learned about this recently. It blew my mind. But yes,
yeah, but I was also really excited because we had sex a second time,
also in the balcony. Well we have we're on the when we're on
vacation. If if we can have sex outdoors, it's happening. Yes,
what were you going to chime in about? I was going. I was
kind of this was a finger of going like yes, like I was following.
You were telling me to stop. No, no, no, no,
um. But I was extra excited because I got a bang from behind.
And I got to just look at the ocean. Oh I thought we
were going somewhere else where were we? Well, well, yes, you're
correct, so here's so. Yes, we had the second sex, which
is super fun because it started in a hammock. Is that where it started?
It started in the hammock. I don't think that was drunk night for
me. Yes, I think you were very drunk. I was InCred well
drunk. Middle of the day. It was early, it was like five.
Yeah, we've been we had gone to dinner yet. Yeah, well
we had miss skull shots at eleven am. Yeah, we went. We
went on day where I was like Adam, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
um but yeah, no, we started. We started in the hammock.
Um, you were you were drunk, and then I started touching you,
and then I got your vibrator oh and started vibing you. That was a
mess. That was a mess because it ran out of juice, like really
quickly into it probably a minute and a half in. Yeah, um,
I think even I think you're giving. I think you're being liberal on that.
Yeah, everything, So something's wrong with it. Yeah. So yeah,
and so we continued. I continued to rub you. We like tried
to have sex in the hammer. We did, really think we are yeah,
because the angles weren't it didn't work. Yeah, it wasn't. It
wasn't working. Just roll out. So kind of I think I kind of
like escorted you out, like kind of was like we gotta we gotta move.
And we were both pretty we were both drunk. Yeah, and I
don't remember, I was just I was wearing hands and knees on the balcony.
Yeah, So we kind of crawled out of the hammock and I was
like, I don't know where when we're both in the hammock. The hammock
is two inches from touching the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
say it's two inches from touching the form. We were laying in the hammock.
My butt was on like I was laying on the ground. Um,
a little bit hammock though it doesn't stop. So many naps in that fucking
hammock and I don't so I don't think my intention was to stop there.
Okay, but you did. You just kind of like rolled onto your hands
and knees and you're facing the ocean, so it's just like ocean and you
kind of were just like, yeah, like what are you waiting for?
And so I just like got behind Jim took it a poundtown while you stared
at the ocean. Was great. It was pretty hot. Yeah, oh
yeah, no, it was super fun. Well I love I love doggy
style. Okay, it's so much fun. Yeah, so yeah, doing
it like because it because it just feels dirty, you know what I mean.
I guess I hate the words I hate. That's called that. I
do too. A new word for it. Let's call it making the h
That sounds like we're doing heroin. Sounds like we're making heroin. Um,
the the chair, think of the shape, tell me why I'm like this
is table side sex. Yeah, I'm the table Oh that's good. I
like that table side table table table side a right, guys, you guys
heard it here first. Doty style is now called table side table side sex.
I'm the table. Um, yes, so table side. So I
love table side because it feels a little dirty, you know what I mean,
Like it's like it's just like kind of a grungier sure without like getting
harnesses and stuff involved. Sure. Um. So yeah, being able to
do it outside and then yeah, in this like tropical environment, it was
really hot, and we had the most gorgeous view. Yeah, we had
an absolutely gorgeous view, especially from our angle or your angle, being so
down to the ground, like you probably couldn't see anything but ocean. It
was just all ocean. Yeah yeah. And I was so drunk. Yeah,
so it was good and I got today. It took a narly nap,
Like it took like a twenty minute nap. After that passed that,
you passed. I think you cause you pat You were like, I gotta
go lay down. You passed out on the bed and then I went to
the JACCUZI and I was just laying in the jaccuzi naked while you were asleep
in bed, and I was just I was just chilling, like so zenn
care in the world. Yeah, I was so zen. Got some alone
some alone times from Adam time naked in in the jaccuse. Yeah, it
was pretty nice. I love being in a place that's tropical and just being
nude outside. It's so good because we were a little nut sad. But
most of the places we go we have like an outdoor shower, and you
and I eat that up. Yeah. Yeah, Like if we have an
outdoor shower, we don't shower indoors period the entire trip. We will shower
outdoors day or night. Yeah, we're just here for it. Yeah,
we love being naked outside. Yeah. Um yes. Oh. The the
one thing, the one thing I was gonna say is when we were when
we are, I'm just gonna call it fucking. We weren't. It was
like just pure fucking while we were doing at table side, Yeah, a
table side. Um, I have nabby knees and so like my knees were
and like they got cut, you know, it's it's like wood planks,
like a wood and like debt kind of and so my knees were like between
two pieces of wood and that was not fun, but it was put down
the towel for you. I know. That's the fun part too, is
that you and I will also just live in like those towel robes that they
give us. Oh yeah, we're just naked the whole time in a robe.
Yeah. Ah, what I would do to nap like that again?
And I the best naps in my life. I know that for hours.
We would take like hour long naps. Yeah. No, it was really
nice. And I also when you say we live in a live live in
a robe, I am like a seventy year old man in a robe and
matter it is never closed, just full dick swing and walking around in an
open robe at all times. Yeah. I love that about you. It's
so good. Yeah. I wish you had a robe like at home.
Yeah, I know. I don't know why you don't have a robe.
I don't know if I would wear one at home. I like the idea
of it. I would want to wear one, but I don't know if
I would. You only wear a robe in the house and you want to
seduce me, yeah, like a towel robe, but I wear a towel
robe. Yeah. We were at the resort, sure, but I don't
know if that's is that like a vacation Adam loves a robe? Does House
Adam love a robe? I didn't know the vacation Adam and House Adam were
just so separate people. Well, there's certain differences, and I think the
main one is how I feel about a robe, how you feel about la
robe? Yeah, I don't know. I love a robe no matter what
I'm in a robe right now, that's true. I think like we keep
it a lot warmer than I typically like for me to wear a robe in
our home, I think I would get hot in a robe that's fair.
I usually wearing like shorts or pajama pants that are pretty thin, and like,
yeah, I'm very I get cold very fast to struggle out here in
the streets. And we're also trying to maintain a budget. Yes, yeah,
I mean we're ain't going out buying like a robe now. We're not
making robe not money. We're not making robe money. We could, we're
working on it. We're saving all of our money for our fancy two soon
trip. Yeah for us. So for a reminder to people that we're going
to the Tucson Erotica Art Show, Um, we'll be there the first weekend
of March, in the last weekend of March. Um. Super excited.
We're gonna have a little booth and we're gonna do some podcasting live there and
meet people. I'm so excited to meet like minded sexual people I know.
And I'm excited to hear like people's stories. Yeah, like what kind of
crazy, crazy escapades, Yeah, people have had. Well, because we're
setting up a sex confession booth and so people will call in and well,
they'll go into the booth, go in the booth. Yeah, callin Colin,
leave a sex confession. And I think a big part of it is
that we'll have a disclaimer in the voicemail saying that this can be featured in
the podcast. Yeah, so not to leave any incriminating information. Yeah.
And I'm hoping we get some good ones and we can play some for you
guys, you know, like one an episode or something. Yeah. I
think that would be very fun. Yeah, And I'd love to see like
what people's stories are out there. Yeah. And I hope that it just
intrigues people in it, that we can just let that voicemail live and that
people who just listen to the podcast can start participating in it. Yeah,
and then we can always have a featured call every episode. I just you
know, I think that'd be so neat. Yeah, because I'd love to
hear from our liken nor like regular listeners, Like I just want to hear
people's stories. Yeah. I love a story. We love a story,
and I feel like there's so many. Um, that's why we love the
guests. Yeah, because you never know, like people there, people go
through all kinds of things and people experience like because some wild stuff. I
mean we look at Sweet Gamings episode like something I imagine a lot of people
haven't gone through get taken advantage of ye, poor dude. And when he
didn't even tell the other story. He's got so many stories of women taking
advantage of him. Yeah. Yeah, he's too trusting. Yeah, poor
dude. It is what it is. But back to our vacation. How
do you feel overall about the vacations but just about us, just about us?
Yeah, I wouldn't get into the rest of it. Sure, I
think we I think we may do. I think we. I think we
made the best of it. Yeah, and I enjoyed, like I enjoyed
us. Our lone time was really great. Yeah, and the food was
really good. The food was very good. I just loved having tuna sashimi
on tap. Had so much. I'm a tuna. Yeah. Yeah,
you came. You left Mexico with mercury poisoning. No, you did well,
the one who got sick when I got sick when I got back.
So yeah, No, the food was really the food was The food was
really good. I don't think that's my favorite that of like the resorts we've
had, I think we've had better food. Okay, but I did enjoy
it quite a bit. There was nothing I didn't like. Yeah, yeah,
I thought it was really good. Um. We also had sex offuties
go. We did tell me about that because I don't remember. Um,
it was morning sex, morning sex. It was morning sex, and I
don't I think it just kind of started like every morning sex did, where
one of us starts humping together. I'm trying to think. I feel like
there was I feel like there was a more. Was I up before you
trying to think. I'm feeling like you can't remember how it started. I
can't remember either, And for some reason in my mind, I feel like
there was a more inciting incident than just like us kind of rubbing each other,
Like I feel like we were both about to get out of bed like
and start our day, and we like pulled back in. Yeah. Like
it wasn't like we woke up to have sex. It felt like or my
memory is like sex wasn't going to happen. We were about to get up
to like start getting ready and all that, and uh yeah and and something
like there was a more inciting incident that caused that caused sex to start happening.
Yeah, but I don't remember what that was. I feel like it
was really good the sex. Yeah no, yeah, no, we really
enjoyed ourselves because I know, I'm trying to think of it started with me
like rubbing you down, okay, um, and then you started playing with
my penis. It did. See, this is why you have to journal
about these things. If only there was like some type of thing out there
where you could journal about, you know, all your sex foreshadowing. Um.
Yeah, so I just remember it was so good. I can't remember
in the abat it was just so early. Yeah, I'm trying to think.
I remember, I remember once the penetration't happened, okay, but I
don't remember what led up to that, but I think it was just a
lot of you know what it was. It was like aggressive fingering. I
did some pretty aggressive fingering on you. Did you Yeah, Okay, like
I like where I was like up on my knees. Yes, And it
was just like like like moving you around, like like I was looking at
a change and a couch. Um. It started that way and then yeah,
and then I do remember that yeah, yeah, yeah, which usually
causes me to get up and give you a DJ. Yes, I think
you did. I think you did a little bit. Yeah. That's usually
Chorea that we go for. Yeah, that's our modus operandi. Um,
I think you did for a little bit. And then it ended up with
you on your back. We pulled the vibrator in. Yeah, you were
on your back with the vibrator and you had your legs up. And then
I was like not on my knees but on like my pelvis, okay,
like perpendicular to you. You're on your back, I'm straight up and just
go on a poundtown on you. Yeah, which was fine. It's really
good because and I also was like I love because your legs are like your
my legs on you. I like your legs on me. And then I
also was like pushing your like one of your legs down, which was fine.
I don't know if that felt good. You reacted to it like it
felt good. Uh huh. Where I was almost like pushing your knee towards
your head. Sure, I'm an acrobat. Yeah yeah, oh yeah,
you're like she's FLEXI You're you're like an acrobat. Okay, And I know
so many of the I know all their names. Circling back to the same
word, I love it. No, yeah, I just remember being like,
wow, that was really good because not that it's bad, but like
some of our morning sex is like we do it lazy style. We're like
laying on our side, you know, we're just waking up. We're super
excited to be having it. It's good. But this was like a very
active morning. Yeah, super active because I also usually have to pee real
bad, right right, How did you get through that? You know what's
funny is I didn't have to pee too bad, but my stomach was killing
me. Oh, all heroes, you seem fine. You didn't seem to
complain too much. Yeah. Yeah, but no, it was a really
good old time. It was a good way to start start the day because
yeah, it wasn't like You're right, it's usually when we have morning sex,
it's very lazy, very like just simple. Yeah, but this was
very I'm also going to say this, yeah, like this is another case,
like we woke up, we started the morning off fucking yeah yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, got a lot of sex lately. I'm quite proud of
us. Yeah, how do you feel about it? I feel good about
it. We got a lot of sex and a lot of good sex.
Yeah, it's been pretty good. And I've been quite impressed with our their
stamina. Yeah, it's caused me to masturbate a ton good. So that's
been happening. I've been masturbating like once a day. Oh. We also
masturbated together like two nights ago that too, Yes, yeah, which I
always enjoy more than I think I'm going to. I love it when I
get when I can get you in masturbate with me. I'm so excited and
you always seem so hesitant. I get it. You're like you always touch
yourself and you go, does this do anything for you? And I'm like,
yes, I literally am requesting it. Yeah, you're away so shy,
shy boy, shy and also I'm like, I just think I don't
want to do what the clean up afterwards. That's fair because it is.
It was a whole thing, and I'm not helpful. I'm out. Yeah,
but no, I enjoyed that. Did you enjoy it? I can't
tell when you enjoy those. I sometimes I worry when I'm like, hey,
do you want to masturbate with me? I worry that you're going to
be like, why don't you just have sex with me? No? You
know what I mean. No, I think it's fun. I think it's
good to make it up a little bit. Yeah, and no, I
always, like I said, I always enjoy it more than I think I'm
going to. Yeah, like it's a fun thing. I don't know what's
your hesitancy with it? Is it the shame that you're working through? Probably?
Yeah? I just feel does it feel like too intimate for me to
be around? Or does it just feel like wrong? Or what goes through
your mind when I ask you to masturbate with me? I think it's just
like I think in my mind, I'm like, this can't be fun,
Like, this can't be sexy to look at. No, it is fair,
Yeah, easiest way for me to put it. I'm like, well,
do you like it when I touch myself? Yes? Yeah, And
I'm like, oh, hey, well that's fair one and the same girls
also get herny. That's true, they do. That's a revelation. You
heard it here first people. Hey, ladies get herny too. Um.
But yeah, it was it was that was fun. I was god.
I was starting to say something else, and then I remembered about the the
masturbation masturbation lazy tea. Oh. I was just gonna say, like,
you send me pictures like you did yesterday. You're looking to get some more
sex. I am I sending you pictures. I'll tell you what this is
where the ladies you ever want to feel really good about yourself, just straddle
your phone. Yeah, brought that phone on something. I straddle it.
You You do these two types of pictures that I love so much, And
I don't think they're like I don't think you're inventing the game here or anything.
I'm reinventing the wheel, but I think but I love them so much.
And it's both the pictures you said yesterday, Okay, tell me what
makes my nudes so great? So well, because they're not nudes Okay,
like I actually think that they're better that they're not nudes. Yeah, but
you do this thing, and like I said, I feel like every this
is like every nude is like this. So I don't know. But where
you like have your you know, you'll have like a whatever, you have
some kind of top on that's got that's got leavage, and you like pull
it down, like you pull pull it down, and so there's like a
bunch of cleavage and then your nips are hard and like I can't really even
see your face, like it's very mysterious. Well, I always cut my
face out because I don't want to. I don't want to do that.
Well, I never put my face hardly hardly in any of my nudes or
my face in them, because then I will delete it and take like twenty
and I will be like, I hate all of them. I can't do
this. But this one, I had a body suit on. Yes,
you had a body suit, and you just kind of it was from the
front and you're just pulling it down and pull it down. No it looks
I don't know. Then it's just tight on you. You're just yeah,
it's a it's a full body suit. Yeah, yeah, so that always
works. And then my other favorite is the other one you send me because
you deserve the best. Well, thank you. Where you're taking a picture
from, it's your ass, like you're taking picture of your ass, but
like I love, I love so much from behind, Like this is my
favorite thing in the world, and I don't know how to describe it.
And I'm gonna use my fingers and it's gonna look bad, but I don't
know another way. Whenever, like if this is your butt, so my
knuckles are your butt, right, so from behind, these are your legs,
my fingers, and my thumb is your vagina. And when I can
just kind of see your vagina, like poking from behind, yeah, oh
my god. And then I do like when there's like kind of the thong
aspect, because I love looking at your butthole. But there's something fun about
the butthole being covered but I can kind of see the edges of it.
Oh okay, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, because you were seeing
a lot of edges of labia. Yeah, that sounds that sound like a
science fiction novel that does or just like this straight up like Barbarella porn barty
Sure, um, but yeah, I like. I like like the just
seeing like the border I know of a man likes. Yeah, And it's
so funny because I feel like the way I take sexy pictures for you,
I feel like it's so easy that most men are like, why would you
send me that? Like like, oh, it would be much better.
But I could see everything, you know what I mean, because it's like
I'm looking at it. I took that. That's that's my mullet. Yeah,
I don't know. Maybe some guys do my hands at I'm not pulling
it down. Then the photo in the flat, Yeah, I know you're
not. It's just tied on you and you're I think just your nipples are
hard. I love this body too though. It's so fair a faucet,
Yeah, it really is. It's also like that doesn't hurt that it's a
cute body suit. And I love seeing your like, for lack of a
better term, you're like vagina bulgs, you know what I mean. That's
my fupa no no, no, no, this little guy right there,
that's your vagina. That's just the shape, that's just the shape of water.
I love it there, it is. I love your body. What
can I say? But yeah, no, I guess. Yeah, I
don't know. Maybe some guys want like the whole glammed up. I like
these almost, like more casual. I don't know how to explain it.
How did you take this picture? I just really both your hands are not
in the picture. Oh okay, that makes sense. Your hands there's yeah,
Um, one of the cats took them for me. No, I
have a timer. A yeah, guy says, prop up your phone and
set a timer. There's a lot of people too that they'll just Um.
The big hack is they just video at all, the kind of like I
do the nudes we took in Mexico. Sure is that you just set up
your camera for video and you just pose wait a few seconds. Like you
have to have enough of that in between time too easily screenshot it. Yeah,
And our phones are really great that if you have enough of those poses
and there you wait a few seconds, that it auto pulls them from the
video for you. Yeah, so it makes it really easy. Um,
but that takes a lot of time and data and like having the video and
cropping everything out and stuff and such. Um. See, I just like
the timer. Yeah, but yeah, I like I like the more like
I don't know you like mystery, you like Girl next Door? I like
Girl next Door. Yeah, so I mean that's what I cater to.
Yeah. Yeah, these may not be nudes for everyone. No, I
don't think everyone would look at those and be like yeah, yeah, I
probably not, but I it definitely like Rives my room room baby, Yeah,
because yeah, I like the more. Uh you know, like if
your nudes were a porn category, what would it be? They would be
I don't know, I can't think of the word amateur. Yeah, yeah,
they'd be amateur porn, which is funny because I don't like amateur porn.
That's all I watch, is it? I like, I like a
quality camera. That's fair. I don't. I think it depends. No,
that's not true. There's there's some amateur porn that I really like.
I though. I watch one guy and it's all amateur. Yeah. Yeah,
it's just him with other females or him by himself. I didn't know
there was a whole category of this guy just like, well, fuck a
flashlight and uh, you don't like see the flashlight necessarily, you just see
like almost like that of the first photo I sent you, you just sho
tored so in his head and you just see like the motion of him and
he like is dirty talking and stuff, so you feel like you're having sex
with him. I'm trying and then interesting povy life is wild is wild,
Yeah, but that's all amateur. When you when you get to non amateur,
it's just like I like couples, sure, I like kissing, you
like more romantic, Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like normalcy.
Yeah yeah, it can be dirty or whatever, but I just want
it to be believable. And when it's just like and you know what,
I've also realized that's really tough with amateur porn. The dudes are was so
ugly sure, and you know that's tough. I know, but I do
feel like that even about non amateur porn as well. I always struggle with
I'm like, I don't want to look at the dude. Yeah. Well
it's interesting because a lot of times like this is like a thing in porn
where a lot of the guys are trying to make as deep look as default
as possible. Sure, so like defaults. Now you're it's tight, yeah,
because it's supposed to almost be like mannequin esque, well you know what
I mean, Like it's supposed to because porn is made for men. Yeah,
at least the vast majority of it. I know there's there's yeah,
but the vast majority. So they're kind of men, yes, So they're
kind of like in a lot of that, they're they're made to kind of
be default almost to be like, but yourself is the in the shoes of
this man? Yeah? Yeah, No, that's really tough. Um is
the is always the male for sure. I struggle with and to like a
lot of them are very chubby too. Have you noticed that there's a lot
of big guts in porn. Yeah, and I'm curious what that is about.
Because men think they can do whatever they want. Women have to look
a certain way, porn stars have to look a certain way, and females
do Males can just look just fucking show up. Yeah, stupid. It's
so fun because I was at a bar with some friends and there's a group
of guys and we're all scoping them out, and they're all they're all looking
at this one guy and there don't he hu Rihanna, And I was like,
I'm looking at his friend, and they went, yeah, because he
looks like your husband. Because this guy has like full on like he looks
homeless, and I'm like, does he I think he looks sweet and he's
got like long hair and a beanie on and clearly like it's troubled. Sure,
you know what I mean. I don't like men that smoke, but
I like men that look like they'd smoke. Yeah. Yeah, I like
my twiggy skinny guys. But you're not that skinny, you're just slim.
Yeah. But yeah, I like long hair. I like a beard.
I also like the mystery, what do you look like? I'll never know,
You'll never know at the bottom half of my face? Will you do?
I do? I made you shave your face before we got married,
so I know what you look like. Yeah, and you said never again.
I yeah, I'm good. I'm good. And it's so funny because
your mom's like, he still hands them without a beard, and I'm like,
I don't know, have you seen him with a beard? I prefer
you not to look like your dad. Yeah, so girls gotta do what
a girl's gotta do. Fair enough if I've always liked a beard, Yeah,
so hot? Thank you so hot to try well, Adam, I
wanted to know if you know. Before we wrap up this episode, I'm
it's super excited that we got to go over some of our sex escapades because
we've had a good amount of time and fun lately and we haven't been able
to share them all. Um, I'm quite excited about that. Are there
any hints about what we're doing for Valentine's Day? You want to share with
me A riddle? No? Oh, I have to come up with a
riddle. What are we gonna do? I know we're gonna be We're gonna
be at home, and I'm sure you'll cook for me. Sure, I
mean that's my favorite thing, is when you cook me a good meal.
Sure, it's my favorite thing. Yeah, Like, like my birthday was
so much fun. I love to theme me. Oh yeah, I forgot
what I did for your birthday for a second. Oh so good. It
was good. He cooked me a whole whole French, whole Parisian meal.
It was so tasty, like a whole ass bottle of red wine and that
shop. I don't remember what did we eat. I think you cooked me.
Um. Sometimes it was a it was a wine chicken. It was
a yeah, yeah it was it was it was like a Parisian chicken.
It was like veen day cook like that's what the meal was called. Yeah,
um, yeah, yeah, it was so good. I love that.
I love when you cooked for me. And I mean I like an
intimate Valentine's Day and the reservations are a bit and we're trying to like budge
you right now, so I just want a good meal. Yeah, maybe
I'll get us another bottle of liquor we can try and then then be like
this is gross. Tell me why? Tell me why? Yesterday when I
went to craft night with the girls, like, you don't have to bring
anything, and I was like, should bring this bottle of absent? We
just need to find a better recipe for the absence. I don't know if
there is one. I'm sure there is. I'm sure. I think it's
more of a mixer. I think you have to use that not as the
main like a tiny amount, because you had me. You were like,
use it when I was streamed, back when I was streaming, Yeah,
and you convinced me to make like a drink with it, just like eden
Seltzer. Oh that thing was rough to get there. Okay, Yeah,
it tastes like liquorice, like it tastes like yeah, I'll fair so I
think, you know, we got March, we got Saint Patrick's Day coming
up, Like, but sure, I'm just saying that we can just find
a drink that we like and you just put like a teaspoon of absent,
then it's making great. The problem it tastes like it looks green. It's
just like, yeah, it's just neon this insane green color. I didn't
I didn't hate the last one that you made. Remember it was like champagne
and absent. It was like champagne. I think there's honey in it.
I remember liking it. I do think you put too much absent. Yeah,
yeah, I liked to drink. I did think it was just it
was just too strong about I just keep doing that a little honey. It
was honey, lemon, champagne and a little bit of absent. Yeah.
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