WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:04.719 Bottle Up Bitches is hosted by a horny Mary couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:08.919 language and themes. Check the description for more details if your discretion is advised. 3 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:18.519 It's season three. Welcome to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast 4 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:23.000 with Me Rihanna Campbell and Me producer Mana Adam Rihanna. Are you ready for 5 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:25.839 some hot topics and even hotter guests? Well, you know I am. 6 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:31.839 Let's bucky do this see Horny Bitches. No, I didn't, I really 7 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:36.439 didn't. I would never. Never you've hurt my face, hoole. I've 8 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:39.359 never fired it in your face. It would never do it. In fact, 9 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:42.439 last night I moved the pillow so I wouldn't accidentally fired on it because 10 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:46.600 your pillow wasn't in my body. Oh. I don't need you get pinky 11 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:50.479 I don't need to get pink eye either. I wouldn't appreciate it very much. 12 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:56.280 I'm trying. Yeah, is that the bar? That's well, no, 13 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:59.439 but that's yeah. I guess do you have the double slighted on? 14 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:06.560 Yeah? No, I don't. Good job. I'm producer. I looked 15 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:08.319 at no. No, I looked at it to make sure and I was 16 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.519 and I got my symbols all mixed up and crossed. So yeah, now 17 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:19.239 we're good. Great, Hi Adam, Hey Rihanna, how are you. 18 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:26.200 I'm doing pretty good. It's been a while a while since we've gone to 19 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:33.920 hang out with our listeners. Just do most don't an episode. Yeah, 20 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:37.280 they haven't heard from us. They haven't, I feel like in a while. 21 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:40.719 Right, it's probably been about three episodes, but we're doing like every 22 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:45.599 two or three season. But um, for those of those of you that 23 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:49.200 are new or maybe haven't listened to some of our solo episodes, I'm Rihanna, 24 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:56.280 I'm your your hostess with the Most Day. Hey you are, and 25 00:01:56.439 --> 00:02:04.159 i'm producer Man Adam, your producers produced Surists with the Meducerists. I turned 26 00:02:04.159 --> 00:02:07.199 people to stone with my sexy gaze. Okay, I'm into that for you. 27 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:13.439 Oh I like that like a gorgon. And this is your favorite sex 28 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:16.879 podcast. It's bottled up bitches. Welcome. You did it, you made 29 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:21.199 it. You're here. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you made it. 30 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:28.919 You made it. You're here. But thanks for joining us. We're 31 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:31.439 excited to have you. Uh huh. We got the ambiance going. I 32 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:36.000 hope, I hope wherever you are right now, whatever time of day you're 33 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:39.560 listening to this that your lights are dimmed and there's candles. Yeah, that's 34 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:44.080 what we got going on right now. And then the giant screen computer screen 35 00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:46.680 monitor. Yeah, a little bit of blue light just to bring you back 36 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:51.039 to reality. Yeah yea. Um, but yeah, I lit some candles 37 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:53.039 that I'd set the mood for you a little bit. Yeah. I didn't 38 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:57.000 know we were going to fuck on this episode. Yeah why not? This 39 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:01.439 is no that's for Patreon listeners to be sure to subscribe to our pH Um. 40 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:04.919 Yeah, I don't though I knew what we were talking about. I 41 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:07.199 thought i'd set the mood. We also recently pulled out. I had to 42 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:10.000 refill. We went a few days without power, so id to refill. 43 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:15.800 They're not real candles, right, like a little forever forever candles, which 44 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:20.919 just means you have to refill them. Um, they're forever until the fuel 45 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:25.599 runs out. Yes. So they are Canyon Canyon Onyx or Canyon Jasper. 46 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:29.840 I think it's Canyon On. I think Onyx. Um. So there are 47 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:34.400 these big hunks of rocks that are hollowed out, um, and there's a 48 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:39.400 little little glass file inside with lamp oil and the flame comes out of the 49 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:44.919 rock. So they look like candles kind of because they're tall and cylindrical kind 50 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:46.560 of. But it's just fire coming out of a rock. And I think 51 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:53.639 that's I think that rocks that does rock and it really sets the tone. 52 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:57.919 So we're trying to seduce your woman. Get some Get some hollowed out rocks 53 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:01.000 with lamp oil inside. Let her know, let her know that she cares 54 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:04.280 that you could let her know you care. Well, it's it's a nice 55 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:08.639 like earthy tone, depending on your lady. Yeah, that could be better 56 00:04:08.639 --> 00:04:11.479 than our natural candle. Do you remember the first time you try to set 57 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:15.080 the tone with me when I first started dating. I think I just bought 58 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:17.519 a bunch of like unscented candles, then't I you have a bunch of tea 59 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:21.879 candles. They weren't tea candles. They were Um, they were tall cylinder 60 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:26.560 Okay, yes, yes, yes, um, there they were. I 61 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.319 think they're called I think those are a god, I know what those kinds 62 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:31.160 of candles are called by can't they're just like decorate, like the kinds you 63 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:33.600 like. I know. But there's a turn. There's there's a wedding word 64 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:38.120 for drink. Kill me for the audience. They're just like those white candles 65 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:41.079 that you would see online, your pillar candles, pillars. But no, 66 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:46.319 even before that, before pillar candle, do you remember you went into White 67 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:49.519 Barn and talked to an associated about you were trying to seduce a woman and 68 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:53.759 what candle would what scent would go well with that? Yeah? Yeah, 69 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:57.879 I think she gave she. I think we went with a beachy scent. 70 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.279 Yeah, let's go to the beach beach. We went to the beach beach. 71 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:04.839 Yeah, and so I went into your apartment when we first started dating, 72 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:12.000 and You're like, look at this fancy white barn candle. I bought 73 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:16.439 panty dropper. Yeah. It was like I wanted to spend more than bed 74 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:21.000 bath and beyond proper, right, but not go quite a Yankee candle. 75 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:25.279 I was still in college. Sure, sure, sure, yeah, that's 76 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:28.519 the middle ground in my mind, is white barn. Sure. I do 77 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.680 think they're just as expensive as a Yankee candle, though, are they? 78 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:33.759 Yeah? But there are expensive high end candles out there. But no, 79 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:36.480 you did gobe. I remember that. And yeah, you eventually did get 80 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:41.600 pillar candles too, I do remember that. Yeah. I think there's a 81 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:45.920 big thing with dim lighting in me, Yeah, you like dim lighting. 82 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:49.480 I like ambiance. Yeah, I'm an ambiance queen. Yeah, whereas me, 83 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:51.720 I like, what do you like? I like, I just like 84 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:56.720 to see everything you do. But I do think the lighting we choose you 85 00:05:56.720 --> 00:06:00.040 can still see every yeah my flaps. Yeah, yeah, no, I 86 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:04.360 agree it works out because yeah, like, as long as I can see 87 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:12.560 you, I'm doing pretty good. It's a good one. Yeah. Do 88 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:19.120 we um? Well? With Valentine's Day coming up, our cat's about to 89 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:29.079 jump on the table with somewhere you fat. I didn't know he was gonna 90 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:30.240 do that. I thought he was gonna jump down here. No, I 91 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:33.920 saw him eyeing. He said, they're working, and I'm here to interrupt. 92 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:38.720 Oh my god, what a mess. Um. With Valentine's Day coming 93 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:43.480 up, I wanted to ask if there were any standout Valentine's Days that you 94 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:49.759 remember. Oh, they're really putting me on this spot because I don't remember 95 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:53.120 any of them. Good, okay, good good good good good good good 96 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:56.639 good good good good good get good. Um, I feel like I don't 97 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.680 remember. I can't even tell you what we did last year of Valentine's Day. 98 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.040 No, no, last year. Okay, So one time I don't. 99 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:05.399 And I'm speaking about these out of order, but they were recent Valentine's 100 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.240 Day. Sure, we went somewhere. I don't remember if she your parents. 101 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:13.720 We went somewhere and you put my Valentine's Day present in the car and 102 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:15.439 I like opened the car to get in the car because we were going somewhere, 103 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:20.519 and you had, yes, because remember you got your mom a box 104 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:25.240 of chocolates. That was last year. That was last year. Yeah, 105 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:30.839 why aren't you there? I don't know, Um, I think there was. 106 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:33.160 I think that was the time we went up there for like a bridal 107 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:36.160 shower or some kid's birthday. We went up there for like a family thing. 108 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:39.839 Yeah, and I was like, well, get your mom and box 109 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:46.319 of chocolates because she cries about it. Yeah, and then I did well. 110 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.160 The year before that was Mexico. We were in Mexico for Valentine's Day 111 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:54.800 during snow apocalypse. Yes, that was twenty twenty one, Yes, yes, 112 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:59.399 yeah, and that was a fun Valentine's Day. We had pizza and 113 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:01.519 a heart shape, like the best resort, the best pizza we probably ever 114 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:03.959 had. We did, yes, they did. They made it a little 115 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:07.759 hard thing. Oh how cute. And we were supposed to. Um, 116 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:11.720 I think fly back on Valentine's Day. Yes, yes, we spent our 117 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:16.839 Valentine's Day driving. Well, we came back to the resort. We were 118 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:20.839 spent that whole Valentine's Day in the airport in the Mexico, in the airport 119 00:08:20.879 --> 00:08:28.279 in Cancoon, the Cancoun airport, the airport airport, Cancoon's airport. We 120 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:31.960 spent the Yeah, we spent Valentine's Day and then eventually went back went back 121 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:35.799 to the resort because we couldn't get a flight. We were stuck in Mexico. 122 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:39.879 Didn't fly back out until like the sixteenth. Yeah. Um. And 123 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.320 then the year before that would have been twenty twenty, and it'll be before 124 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:46.720 lockdown because it was in February. Okay, yes, do you remember, 125 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:56.600 oh smug goof. No, I do remember. I don't remember if this 126 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:01.639 was by then or not, but I remember that's when you had your warehouse 127 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:05.000 job and you're getting up like at five in the morning, and you set 128 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:07.720 up a bunch of stuff for me in the living room. Okay, good 129 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.960 for me. Yeah, I don't know. So when I woke up and 130 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:13.759 went downstairs when we were living at Kobe, there was like some flowers and 131 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:16.639 stuff, and I was kind of like, good on you, but like 132 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:18.720 be careful of doing that because the cats will wreck. That's yeah, yeah, 133 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.440 yeah, I always take a gamble when I do stuff like that, 134 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:24.480 Like I didn't know what. I know what I'm in for, Yeah, 135 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.120 but I don't remember what we do. We usually go to dinner, We 136 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:33.039 usually do we usually do something I do. I think the year before that, 137 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:35.960 remember one year we went to the park. Wasn't at Valentine's Day? 138 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:41.039 We went to the park and had had buns. Yeah, yeah, we 139 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.240 did like steam buns. We did steam buns. Wasn't that Valentine's Day? 140 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:46.720 Or was that just an outing? No, it was a thing. It 141 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:52.679 was a I think I imagine it would have been Valentine's Day. It would 142 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:54.840 have had been twenty twenty because we got married in twenty nineteen. Yeah, 143 00:09:54.879 --> 00:10:00.559 and it was during that reugh patch. We're almost left you. Yeah, 144 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:03.600 we have a lot of rough patches. Marriage is hard, y'all. Yeah, 145 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:07.799 yeah, I think that was Valentine's Day Because you think my present was 146 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:13.080 a sauna gift card? Okay, you got me a gift card to go 147 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:16.639 to the sauna um because I was always going to the sauna, and then 148 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:20.360 we went to the park and it was nighttime. It was really cold, 149 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:24.799 and we had candles and were like the only ones in the park obviously, 150 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.919 and it was pitch black. We looked insane. We ate steam buns. 151 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:33.039 Yeah, I do remember. I remember this. So that was twenty twenty, 152 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:37.960 twenty nineteen. I don't know what we did in twenty nineteen. Is 153 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:43.120 when February twenty nineteen, I gave you your Valentine's Day present, which was 154 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:48.240 might putour photos. Oh okay, so I'm picking at bits and pieces and 155 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:50.279 we usually like do dinner or something. I just always remember what that is. 156 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:54.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel now that we've done 157 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:58.279 all of our done a full recollection, how do you feel about all the 158 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:07.840 people that are like Valentine's Day is just um a capitalist by Hallmark to push 159 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:13.320 and sell a bunch of crap. So I'm about half and half. So 160 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.960 many people are like that. Yeah, I think there's like this angry, 161 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:20.559 unnecessary thing I do. I do. Here's here's what I think. I 162 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:22.720 do. Think it is like a capitalist thing. Stick with me that like, 163 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:26.840 but like like every holiday is. Yeah, I think it's exploited to 164 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:31.480 the fucking ends of the earth. I do think it's I think it's a 165 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:39.279 good thing, just kind of like I don't know. Sometimes, like you 166 00:11:39.279 --> 00:11:41.600 know, I think as a couple you try to like prioritize, you know, 167 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:45.480 like, hey, we're going to prioritize these these you know, make 168 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.200 sure we're prioritizing our relationship, doing something for us. I think it's kind 169 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:54.960 of for me. I think it serves as like a good reminder for couples 170 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:58.120 out there, like to do something for each other. I think if you 171 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:03.799 look at it like that, at it less about I mean, I guess 172 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:09.720 love, but less about like the idea of Valentine's Day of being like this 173 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:15.240 lovey dovey thing, which it is. But and I see it more as 174 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:18.519 like, hey, guys, don't forget to prioritize just being with each other 175 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:22.399 and just loving each other. Yeah. I think it's nice to have a 176 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:26.600 reminder, like a national reminder, to do something special or do something extra 177 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:31.200 for your person. Yeah. And it doesn't have to be Valentine's themed. 178 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:35.759 I mean, you're good about sometimes you'll get me a card. Other than 179 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.600 that, it's not like you get me a bunch of random crap. Yeah, 180 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:45.360 yeah. Yeah, And I've always tried to like not get you a 181 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.159 bunch of random crap, even though sometimes you do not for lack of a 182 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:50.840 better term, but one random crap. What do you mean by that? 183 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.799 Well, like, like you know, I sometimes like I'm like, well, 184 00:12:56.799 --> 00:13:00.279 I'm not just gonna get her a piece of jewelry, like I want 185 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:03.159 to give her something special, but sometimes you want just a piece of jewelry. 186 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:05.919 I do want jewelry. Never get me jewelry. Um no, but 187 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:09.279 I'm talking about Valentine's daything. You don't give me like a pink That's what 188 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:13.120 I mean, That's what That's what I'm trying. I want jewelry on every 189 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:18.440 occasion because you never get me jewelry. Yeah yeah, so yeah yeah, 190 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:26.840 um so yeah okay, asked An. Answered, So it sounds like you're 191 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:31.200 pretty pro Valentine's Day as am I love on each other? Do you think 192 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:35.919 do you think? Boom? Yeah, nothing wrong with it. So we 193 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:41.639 got back from a trip to Mexico a few weeks ago, and I wanted 194 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.759 to talk about it because we had some sex updates. Yeah, do you 195 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:52.480 want to lead that conversation? Sure? Yeah? Um so yeah, we 196 00:13:52.519 --> 00:14:01.039 went we went on vacation went to Porta by Art and on the trip, 197 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:03.919 did we only had sex? Ones? Right? It sex twice? Did 198 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:07.600 we we had sex and the jacuzi the first day we did? Yes, 199 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:13.080 Okay, I forgot about that one. We had. Yeah, we had 200 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.200 jacuzi sex, which was fine, Like we just kind of immediately hopped in, 201 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:18.440 like we got it was the first day. It was the first day 202 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:20.720 we got uh. Yeah, we we had to hang around the resort for 203 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:24.600 a little while because our room wasn't ready. And then once our room was 204 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:28.600 ready, we like we didn't really know what the room was gonna look like. 205 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:31.000 It was so nice and yeah, we got in. It was really 206 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:35.399 nice and there was like our own little personal jacuzi. Like I know, 207 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:37.159 a lot of a lot of that's not uncommon, but like this one was 208 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:41.159 really nice. Like it didn't it wasn't just like the white well we usually 209 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.799 just get like a tub outside, like a jacuzi tub that we have to 210 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:48.399 fill up. This one ran twenty four seven like it it wasn't a tub. 211 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:52.559 Yes, always feels always feel it was hot. Yeah, I thought 212 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:54.000 we were gonna to like churn it on or something and heat it up, 213 00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:58.440 and it was like the same. It was like an infinity Jacuzi where the 214 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.320 water falls off the side. Yeah, And it was like, I don't 215 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:03.720 know why this sticks out to me as being really nice, but it was 216 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:07.080 like even with the deck, it wasn't like on top of the deck you 217 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:09.840 had to like, you know, climb into it, like stepped down and 218 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:13.120 yeah, and like your arms would be like on the deck where your normally 219 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:16.679 is walking the patio. The balcony deck, yeah, the balcony deck. 220 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.320 And it was such pretty green tile. Yeah, it was like this really 221 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:24.000 really nice looking tub. And so we were like, let's just get nate, 222 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:28.120 let's have in this naked, like we love getting in the jacuzy naked 223 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.039 and yeah, and one thing led to another, um and then we started. 224 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:35.519 We had really good sex. I was getting nervous about having sex in 225 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:39.960 water. Sure, I mean we eventually did hop out and finished off on 226 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:43.480 the chair on the patio. Yeah. I don't think I don't think you 227 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:46.440 can, like, well, we don't. Like, I don't think it 228 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:50.519 makes sense to wear a method doesn't make sense, but like I don't understand 229 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:52.279 the physics of wearing economy. That's what I don't That's what I'm trying to 230 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:54.960 say, like, I can't imagine that works very well. I don't know. 231 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:00.399 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we always hop out to finish off 232 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:04.919 unless you get like maybe if you put the condom on outside of the water 233 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:07.960 and hold on to it as you go in. I don't know if you 234 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:11.039 would have to put up Well, they're pretty air, they're pretty water tight. 235 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.960 That's kind of like the whole point of them. Yeah, but you're 236 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:18.039 not usually submerging every sure, Yeah, that's what I'm trying. We may 237 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:22.000 have to like do some testing on this. Yeah, tweet at us let 238 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:26.200 us know, Yeah, read us an email if you've had a protected water 239 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:30.000 se protected water people want to know, because yeah, because we'll we'll have 240 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:33.840 well, we'll have sex. We'll kind of like tease a little bit with 241 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:40.600 penetration, Yeah, and then we'll eventually get out and on the hop on 242 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:44.360 like the bull chair seems to be the move, Yeah, and finish off 243 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.320 on the say was Austin power to say, hop on the big foot and 244 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:49.759 do the bad thing? Okay? What is he saying? It's something like 245 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:55.200 that up on the good foot and the foot I think it's foot right, 246 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:56.399 I don't know, but that's what I was going for when I said that 247 00:16:56.559 --> 00:16:59.559 hop on the big foot and do the bad thing. I like, I 248 00:16:59.559 --> 00:17:03.519 don't know if I don't know what that means. It's pure gibberish. I 249 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:07.720 don't know. I love that in Gold number three when they're just speaking in 250 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:11.480 British and it's translating it. I learned the whole thing. I'm not going 251 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:12.359 to go into it. I'll do it off Mike, but I learned a 252 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:18.079 whole thing about Cockney rhyming sling, like some of the like words they use 253 00:17:18.400 --> 00:17:21.920 to mean other things, and how they get there and how they're like it 254 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.880 is. I'll do a little one apparently, like you hear a Cockney person 255 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:27.839 say butchers. That means to look at. So if I was like, 256 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.720 oh, I'm just having a butcher's at this picture, it means I'm looking 257 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:37.519 at this picture. Here's how they get to it. Butcher hook hook rhymes 258 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:41.359 with look, so it's butcher. I don't like this. There's like a 259 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.200 whole like a bunch of their sling is just like one word out of a 260 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:49.880 two word sentence or two word phrase where the word that's not used rhymes with 261 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:52.599 the word that it means. I can't do this. It's wild. Yeah. 262 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:56.759 I learned about this recently. It blew my mind. But yes, 263 00:17:56.079 --> 00:18:02.440 yeah, but I was also really excited because we had sex a second time, 264 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:03.759 also in the balcony. Well we have we're on the when we're on 265 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:08.519 vacation. If if we can have sex outdoors, it's happening. Yes, 266 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:11.599 what were you going to chime in about? I was going. I was 267 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:15.599 kind of this was a finger of going like yes, like I was following. 268 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:17.680 You were telling me to stop. No, no, no, no, 269 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:22.079 um. But I was extra excited because I got a bang from behind. 270 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:26.680 And I got to just look at the ocean. Oh I thought we 271 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:30.359 were going somewhere else where were we? Well, well, yes, you're 272 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.720 correct, so here's so. Yes, we had the second sex, which 273 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:37.559 is super fun because it started in a hammock. Is that where it started? 274 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:41.079 It started in the hammock. I don't think that was drunk night for 275 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:44.559 me. Yes, I think you were very drunk. I was InCred well 276 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:48.400 drunk. Middle of the day. It was early, it was like five. 277 00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:51.960 Yeah, we've been we had gone to dinner yet. Yeah, well 278 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:53.799 we had miss skull shots at eleven am. Yeah, we went. We 279 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:57.359 went on day where I was like Adam, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 280 00:18:57.480 --> 00:19:02.960 um but yeah, no, we started. We started in the hammock. 281 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:08.119 Um, you were you were drunk, and then I started touching you, 282 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:17.119 and then I got your vibrator oh and started vibing you. That was a 283 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:21.720 mess. That was a mess because it ran out of juice, like really 284 00:19:21.799 --> 00:19:25.759 quickly into it probably a minute and a half in. Yeah, um, 285 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:27.640 I think even I think you're giving. I think you're being liberal on that. 286 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:33.960 Yeah, everything, So something's wrong with it. Yeah. So yeah, 287 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:37.599 and so we continued. I continued to rub you. We like tried 288 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:41.440 to have sex in the hammer. We did, really think we are yeah, 289 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:45.640 because the angles weren't it didn't work. Yeah, it wasn't. It 290 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:48.079 wasn't working. Just roll out. So kind of I think I kind of 291 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:55.319 like escorted you out, like kind of was like we gotta we gotta move. 292 00:19:55.920 --> 00:20:00.160 And we were both pretty we were both drunk. Yeah, and I 293 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:03.480 don't remember, I was just I was wearing hands and knees on the balcony. 294 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:07.119 Yeah, So we kind of crawled out of the hammock and I was 295 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:10.839 like, I don't know where when we're both in the hammock. The hammock 296 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:14.640 is two inches from touching the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you 297 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:17.440 say it's two inches from touching the form. We were laying in the hammock. 298 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:19.839 My butt was on like I was laying on the ground. Um, 299 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:26.319 a little bit hammock though it doesn't stop. So many naps in that fucking 300 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.559 hammock and I don't so I don't think my intention was to stop there. 301 00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:36.200 Okay, but you did. You just kind of like rolled onto your hands 302 00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:40.839 and knees and you're facing the ocean, so it's just like ocean and you 303 00:20:40.920 --> 00:20:45.359 kind of were just like, yeah, like what are you waiting for? 304 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:48.680 And so I just like got behind Jim took it a poundtown while you stared 305 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.079 at the ocean. Was great. It was pretty hot. Yeah, oh 306 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:57.119 yeah, no, it was super fun. Well I love I love doggy 307 00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:00.839 style. Okay, it's so much fun. Yeah, so yeah, doing 308 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:03.720 it like because it because it just feels dirty, you know what I mean. 309 00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:07.960 I guess I hate the words I hate. That's called that. I 310 00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:12.759 do too. A new word for it. Let's call it making the h 311 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:18.319 That sounds like we're doing heroin. Sounds like we're making heroin. Um, 312 00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:25.279 the the chair, think of the shape, tell me why I'm like this 313 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:27.039 is table side sex. Yeah, I'm the table Oh that's good. I 314 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:32.279 like that table side table table table side a right, guys, you guys 315 00:21:32.279 --> 00:21:37.160 heard it here first. Doty style is now called table side table side sex. 316 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:41.279 I'm the table. Um, yes, so table side. So I 317 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:44.519 love table side because it feels a little dirty, you know what I mean, 318 00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:48.759 Like it's like it's just like kind of a grungier sure without like getting 319 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.920 harnesses and stuff involved. Sure. Um. So yeah, being able to 320 00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:56.720 do it outside and then yeah, in this like tropical environment, it was 321 00:21:56.759 --> 00:22:00.519 really hot, and we had the most gorgeous view. Yeah, we had 322 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:03.799 an absolutely gorgeous view, especially from our angle or your angle, being so 323 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:07.319 down to the ground, like you probably couldn't see anything but ocean. It 324 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:11.519 was just all ocean. Yeah yeah. And I was so drunk. Yeah, 325 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:12.799 so it was good and I got today. It took a narly nap, 326 00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:15.759 Like it took like a twenty minute nap. After that passed that, 327 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:19.640 you passed. I think you cause you pat You were like, I gotta 328 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:26.559 go lay down. You passed out on the bed and then I went to 329 00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:29.720 the JACCUZI and I was just laying in the jaccuzi naked while you were asleep 330 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:33.839 in bed, and I was just I was just chilling, like so zenn 331 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:37.920 care in the world. Yeah, I was so zen. Got some alone 332 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:41.160 some alone times from Adam time naked in in the jaccuse. Yeah, it 333 00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:44.880 was pretty nice. I love being in a place that's tropical and just being 334 00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:48.079 nude outside. It's so good because we were a little nut sad. But 335 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:52.839 most of the places we go we have like an outdoor shower, and you 336 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:55.079 and I eat that up. Yeah. Yeah, Like if we have an 337 00:22:55.079 --> 00:22:59.000 outdoor shower, we don't shower indoors period the entire trip. We will shower 338 00:22:59.039 --> 00:23:00.920 outdoors day or night. Yeah, we're just here for it. Yeah, 339 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:07.000 we love being naked outside. Yeah. Um yes. Oh. The the 340 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.319 one thing, the one thing I was gonna say is when we were when 341 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:11.759 we are, I'm just gonna call it fucking. We weren't. It was 342 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:15.000 like just pure fucking while we were doing at table side, Yeah, a 343 00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:19.960 table side. Um, I have nabby knees and so like my knees were 344 00:23:21.079 --> 00:23:23.319 and like they got cut, you know, it's it's like wood planks, 345 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:26.799 like a wood and like debt kind of and so my knees were like between 346 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:32.640 two pieces of wood and that was not fun, but it was put down 347 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:34.440 the towel for you. I know. That's the fun part too, is 348 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:37.359 that you and I will also just live in like those towel robes that they 349 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:41.319 give us. Oh yeah, we're just naked the whole time in a robe. 350 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.599 Yeah. Ah, what I would do to nap like that again? 351 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:51.599 And I the best naps in my life. I know that for hours. 352 00:23:51.720 --> 00:23:53.759 We would take like hour long naps. Yeah. No, it was really 353 00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:57.720 nice. And I also when you say we live in a live live in 354 00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:00.880 a robe, I am like a seventy year old man in a robe and 355 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:07.960 matter it is never closed, just full dick swing and walking around in an 356 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:12.480 open robe at all times. Yeah. I love that about you. It's 357 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:15.799 so good. Yeah. I wish you had a robe like at home. 358 00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:18.759 Yeah, I know. I don't know why you don't have a robe. 359 00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:21.920 I don't know if I would wear one at home. I like the idea 360 00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:22.920 of it. I would want to wear one, but I don't know if 361 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:26.680 I would. You only wear a robe in the house and you want to 362 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:32.119 seduce me, yeah, like a towel robe, but I wear a towel 363 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:36.960 robe. Yeah. We were at the resort, sure, but I don't 364 00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:40.880 know if that's is that like a vacation Adam loves a robe? Does House 365 00:24:40.920 --> 00:24:44.599 Adam love a robe? I didn't know the vacation Adam and House Adam were 366 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:47.960 just so separate people. Well, there's certain differences, and I think the 367 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:52.000 main one is how I feel about a robe, how you feel about la 368 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:55.799 robe? Yeah, I don't know. I love a robe no matter what 369 00:24:56.440 --> 00:25:00.559 I'm in a robe right now, that's true. I think like we keep 370 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:04.000 it a lot warmer than I typically like for me to wear a robe in 371 00:25:04.039 --> 00:25:07.839 our home, I think I would get hot in a robe that's fair. 372 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:12.960 I usually wearing like shorts or pajama pants that are pretty thin, and like, 373 00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:17.799 yeah, I'm very I get cold very fast to struggle out here in 374 00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.519 the streets. And we're also trying to maintain a budget. Yes, yeah, 375 00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:23.519 I mean we're ain't going out buying like a robe now. We're not 376 00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:27.960 making robe not money. We're not making robe money. We could, we're 377 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:32.240 working on it. We're saving all of our money for our fancy two soon 378 00:25:32.319 --> 00:25:34.920 trip. Yeah for us. So for a reminder to people that we're going 379 00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:40.759 to the Tucson Erotica Art Show, Um, we'll be there the first weekend 380 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:45.200 of March, in the last weekend of March. Um. Super excited. 381 00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:48.319 We're gonna have a little booth and we're gonna do some podcasting live there and 382 00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:55.839 meet people. I'm so excited to meet like minded sexual people I know. 383 00:25:55.920 --> 00:26:00.799 And I'm excited to hear like people's stories. Yeah, like what kind of 384 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:07.720 crazy, crazy escapades, Yeah, people have had. Well, because we're 385 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:14.200 setting up a sex confession booth and so people will call in and well, 386 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:17.400 they'll go into the booth, go in the booth. Yeah, callin Colin, 387 00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:21.640 leave a sex confession. And I think a big part of it is 388 00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:26.759 that we'll have a disclaimer in the voicemail saying that this can be featured in 389 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:30.799 the podcast. Yeah, so not to leave any incriminating information. Yeah. 390 00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.720 And I'm hoping we get some good ones and we can play some for you 391 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:37.680 guys, you know, like one an episode or something. Yeah. I 392 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:41.000 think that would be very fun. Yeah, And I'd love to see like 393 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.880 what people's stories are out there. Yeah. And I hope that it just 394 00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:48.200 intrigues people in it, that we can just let that voicemail live and that 395 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.920 people who just listen to the podcast can start participating in it. Yeah, 396 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:56.519 and then we can always have a featured call every episode. I just you 397 00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:57.960 know, I think that'd be so neat. Yeah, because I'd love to 398 00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:03.480 hear from our liken nor like regular listeners, Like I just want to hear 399 00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:07.079 people's stories. Yeah. I love a story. We love a story, 400 00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:08.559 and I feel like there's so many. Um, that's why we love the 401 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:12.359 guests. Yeah, because you never know, like people there, people go 402 00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:15.440 through all kinds of things and people experience like because some wild stuff. I 403 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:22.799 mean we look at Sweet Gamings episode like something I imagine a lot of people 404 00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:27.519 haven't gone through get taken advantage of ye, poor dude. And when he 405 00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:33.240 didn't even tell the other story. He's got so many stories of women taking 406 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.000 advantage of him. Yeah. Yeah, he's too trusting. Yeah, poor 407 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:41.160 dude. It is what it is. But back to our vacation. How 408 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:48.119 do you feel overall about the vacations but just about us, just about us? 409 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.759 Yeah, I wouldn't get into the rest of it. Sure, I 410 00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:56.079 think we I think we may do. I think we. I think we 411 00:27:56.240 --> 00:28:00.440 made the best of it. Yeah, and I enjoyed, like I enjoyed 412 00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:03.599 us. Our lone time was really great. Yeah, and the food was 413 00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:07.680 really good. The food was very good. I just loved having tuna sashimi 414 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:12.480 on tap. Had so much. I'm a tuna. Yeah. Yeah, 415 00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:18.400 you came. You left Mexico with mercury poisoning. No, you did well, 416 00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:21.599 the one who got sick when I got sick when I got back. 417 00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:26.359 So yeah, No, the food was really the food was The food was 418 00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:30.920 really good. I don't think that's my favorite that of like the resorts we've 419 00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:33.839 had, I think we've had better food. Okay, but I did enjoy 420 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.279 it quite a bit. There was nothing I didn't like. Yeah, yeah, 421 00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:59.839 I thought it was really good. Um. We also had sex offuties 422 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:04.839 go. We did tell me about that because I don't remember. Um, 423 00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:07.680 it was morning sex, morning sex. It was morning sex, and I 424 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:14.880 don't I think it just kind of started like every morning sex did, where 425 00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.599 one of us starts humping together. I'm trying to think. I feel like 426 00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:22.079 there was I feel like there was a more. Was I up before you 427 00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:29.240 trying to think. I'm feeling like you can't remember how it started. I 428 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:30.880 can't remember either, And for some reason in my mind, I feel like 429 00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:36.480 there was a more inciting incident than just like us kind of rubbing each other, 430 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.920 Like I feel like we were both about to get out of bed like 431 00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:44.640 and start our day, and we like pulled back in. Yeah. Like 432 00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:48.400 it wasn't like we woke up to have sex. It felt like or my 433 00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.559 memory is like sex wasn't going to happen. We were about to get up 434 00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:57.079 to like start getting ready and all that, and uh yeah and and something 435 00:29:57.319 --> 00:30:02.920 like there was a more inciting incident that caused that caused sex to start happening. 436 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:04.880 Yeah, but I don't remember what that was. I feel like it 437 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:10.440 was really good the sex. Yeah no, yeah, no, we really 438 00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:15.599 enjoyed ourselves because I know, I'm trying to think of it started with me 439 00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:21.680 like rubbing you down, okay, um, and then you started playing with 440 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:25.960 my penis. It did. See, this is why you have to journal 441 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.279 about these things. If only there was like some type of thing out there 442 00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:37.880 where you could journal about, you know, all your sex foreshadowing. Um. 443 00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:42.039 Yeah, so I just remember it was so good. I can't remember 444 00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:45.839 in the abat it was just so early. Yeah, I'm trying to think. 445 00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:51.079 I remember, I remember once the penetration't happened, okay, but I 446 00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.359 don't remember what led up to that, but I think it was just a 447 00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:57.119 lot of you know what it was. It was like aggressive fingering. I 448 00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:02.680 did some pretty aggressive fingering on you. Did you Yeah, Okay, like 449 00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:06.519 I like where I was like up on my knees. Yes, And it 450 00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:11.880 was just like like like moving you around, like like I was looking at 451 00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:18.920 a change and a couch. Um. It started that way and then yeah, 452 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:21.480 and then I do remember that yeah, yeah, yeah, which usually 453 00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.519 causes me to get up and give you a DJ. Yes, I think 454 00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:26.559 you did. I think you did a little bit. Yeah. That's usually 455 00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:30.440 Chorea that we go for. Yeah, that's our modus operandi. Um, 456 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.079 I think you did for a little bit. And then it ended up with 457 00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:40.359 you on your back. We pulled the vibrator in. Yeah, you were 458 00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:44.160 on your back with the vibrator and you had your legs up. And then 459 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:49.960 I was like not on my knees but on like my pelvis, okay, 460 00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:56.640 like perpendicular to you. You're on your back, I'm straight up and just 461 00:31:56.680 --> 00:31:59.440 go on a poundtown on you. Yeah, which was fine. It's really 462 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.440 good because and I also was like I love because your legs are like your 463 00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:06.240 my legs on you. I like your legs on me. And then I 464 00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:09.119 also was like pushing your like one of your legs down, which was fine. 465 00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:12.720 I don't know if that felt good. You reacted to it like it 466 00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.039 felt good. Uh huh. Where I was almost like pushing your knee towards 467 00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:19.960 your head. Sure, I'm an acrobat. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, 468 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:25.240 you're like she's FLEXI You're you're like an acrobat. Okay, And I know 469 00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:29.839 so many of the I know all their names. Circling back to the same 470 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:31.720 word, I love it. No, yeah, I just remember being like, 471 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:35.599 wow, that was really good because not that it's bad, but like 472 00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:37.960 some of our morning sex is like we do it lazy style. We're like 473 00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.880 laying on our side, you know, we're just waking up. We're super 474 00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.160 excited to be having it. It's good. But this was like a very 475 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:50.279 active morning. Yeah, super active because I also usually have to pee real 476 00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:53.319 bad, right right, How did you get through that? You know what's 477 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:57.319 funny is I didn't have to pee too bad, but my stomach was killing 478 00:32:57.319 --> 00:33:04.480 me. Oh, all heroes, you seem fine. You didn't seem to 479 00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:07.119 complain too much. Yeah. Yeah, but no, it was a really 480 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:10.920 good old time. It was a good way to start start the day because 481 00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:14.480 yeah, it wasn't like You're right, it's usually when we have morning sex, 482 00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:22.319 it's very lazy, very like just simple. Yeah, but this was 483 00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:23.960 very I'm also going to say this, yeah, like this is another case, 484 00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:29.720 like we woke up, we started the morning off fucking yeah yeah yeah 485 00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:32.200 yeah, yeah, got a lot of sex lately. I'm quite proud of 486 00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:36.200 us. Yeah, how do you feel about it? I feel good about 487 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.160 it. We got a lot of sex and a lot of good sex. 488 00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:44.839 Yeah, it's been pretty good. And I've been quite impressed with our their 489 00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:49.480 stamina. Yeah, it's caused me to masturbate a ton good. So that's 490 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:53.400 been happening. I've been masturbating like once a day. Oh. We also 491 00:33:53.440 --> 00:34:01.640 masturbated together like two nights ago that too, Yes, yeah, which I 492 00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:06.480 always enjoy more than I think I'm going to. I love it when I 493 00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.400 get when I can get you in masturbate with me. I'm so excited and 494 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:12.639 you always seem so hesitant. I get it. You're like you always touch 495 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.159 yourself and you go, does this do anything for you? And I'm like, 496 00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:17.440 yes, I literally am requesting it. Yeah, you're away so shy, 497 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:22.519 shy boy, shy and also I'm like, I just think I don't 498 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:25.239 want to do what the clean up afterwards. That's fair because it is. 499 00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.800 It was a whole thing, and I'm not helpful. I'm out. Yeah, 500 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:34.000 but no, I enjoyed that. Did you enjoy it? I can't 501 00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:37.079 tell when you enjoy those. I sometimes I worry when I'm like, hey, 502 00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:38.280 do you want to masturbate with me? I worry that you're going to 503 00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:42.519 be like, why don't you just have sex with me? No? You 504 00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:44.280 know what I mean. No, I think it's fun. I think it's 505 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:45.480 good to make it up a little bit. Yeah, and no, I 506 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:49.880 always, like I said, I always enjoy it more than I think I'm 507 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.719 going to. Yeah, like it's a fun thing. I don't know what's 508 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:57.760 your hesitancy with it? Is it the shame that you're working through? Probably? 509 00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:01.159 Yeah? I just feel does it feel like too intimate for me to 510 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.679 be around? Or does it just feel like wrong? Or what goes through 511 00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:07.679 your mind when I ask you to masturbate with me? I think it's just 512 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:10.719 like I think in my mind, I'm like, this can't be fun, 513 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:17.519 Like, this can't be sexy to look at. No, it is fair, 514 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:22.639 Yeah, easiest way for me to put it. I'm like, well, 515 00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:24.159 do you like it when I touch myself? Yes? Yeah, And 516 00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:28.840 I'm like, oh, hey, well that's fair one and the same girls 517 00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:32.400 also get herny. That's true, they do. That's a revelation. You 518 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:38.039 heard it here first people. Hey, ladies get herny too. Um. 519 00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:45.079 But yeah, it was it was that was fun. I was god. 520 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:50.320 I was starting to say something else, and then I remembered about the the 521 00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:54.599 masturbation masturbation lazy tea. Oh. I was just gonna say, like, 522 00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:58.679 you send me pictures like you did yesterday. You're looking to get some more 523 00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:05.360 sex. I am I sending you pictures. I'll tell you what this is 524 00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:07.840 where the ladies you ever want to feel really good about yourself, just straddle 525 00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:15.800 your phone. Yeah, brought that phone on something. I straddle it. 526 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:21.960 You You do these two types of pictures that I love so much, And 527 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:23.880 I don't think they're like I don't think you're inventing the game here or anything. 528 00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:27.960 I'm reinventing the wheel, but I think but I love them so much. 529 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.480 And it's both the pictures you said yesterday, Okay, tell me what 530 00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.280 makes my nudes so great? So well, because they're not nudes Okay, 531 00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:38.079 like I actually think that they're better that they're not nudes. Yeah, but 532 00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:43.079 you do this thing, and like I said, I feel like every this 533 00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:45.559 is like every nude is like this. So I don't know. But where 534 00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:49.519 you like have your you know, you'll have like a whatever, you have 535 00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.000 some kind of top on that's got that's got leavage, and you like pull 536 00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:57.159 it down, like you pull pull it down, and so there's like a 537 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.320 bunch of cleavage and then your nips are hard and like I can't really even 538 00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.880 see your face, like it's very mysterious. Well, I always cut my 539 00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:05.800 face out because I don't want to. I don't want to do that. 540 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:08.800 Well, I never put my face hardly hardly in any of my nudes or 541 00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:13.360 my face in them, because then I will delete it and take like twenty 542 00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:15.679 and I will be like, I hate all of them. I can't do 543 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:17.760 this. But this one, I had a body suit on. Yes, 544 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:21.320 you had a body suit, and you just kind of it was from the 545 00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:24.599 front and you're just pulling it down and pull it down. No it looks 546 00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:27.840 I don't know. Then it's just tight on you. You're just yeah, 547 00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.440 it's a it's a full body suit. Yeah, yeah, so that always 548 00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:37.119 works. And then my other favorite is the other one you send me because 549 00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:42.119 you deserve the best. Well, thank you. Where you're taking a picture 550 00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.280 from, it's your ass, like you're taking picture of your ass, but 551 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:50.320 like I love, I love so much from behind, Like this is my 552 00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.239 favorite thing in the world, and I don't know how to describe it. 553 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:53.760 And I'm gonna use my fingers and it's gonna look bad, but I don't 554 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:57.920 know another way. Whenever, like if this is your butt, so my 555 00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.199 knuckles are your butt, right, so from behind, these are your legs, 556 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:04.920 my fingers, and my thumb is your vagina. And when I can 557 00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.840 just kind of see your vagina, like poking from behind, yeah, oh 558 00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:10.760 my god. And then I do like when there's like kind of the thong 559 00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:15.079 aspect, because I love looking at your butthole. But there's something fun about 560 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.679 the butthole being covered but I can kind of see the edges of it. 561 00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:22.119 Oh okay, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, because you were seeing 562 00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:24.239 a lot of edges of labia. Yeah, that sounds that sound like a 563 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:34.800 science fiction novel that does or just like this straight up like Barbarella porn barty 564 00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.960 Sure, um, but yeah, I like. I like like the just 565 00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:42.320 seeing like the border I know of a man likes. Yeah, And it's 566 00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:46.159 so funny because I feel like the way I take sexy pictures for you, 567 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:50.800 I feel like it's so easy that most men are like, why would you 568 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:52.519 send me that? Like like, oh, it would be much better. 569 00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:54.800 But I could see everything, you know what I mean, because it's like 570 00:38:55.360 --> 00:39:02.400 I'm looking at it. I took that. That's that's my mullet. Yeah, 571 00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:07.360 I don't know. Maybe some guys do my hands at I'm not pulling 572 00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:08.440 it down. Then the photo in the flat, Yeah, I know you're 573 00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:12.400 not. It's just tied on you and you're I think just your nipples are 574 00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.880 hard. I love this body too though. It's so fair a faucet, 575 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:16.559 Yeah, it really is. It's also like that doesn't hurt that it's a 576 00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:22.159 cute body suit. And I love seeing your like, for lack of a 577 00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:25.559 better term, you're like vagina bulgs, you know what I mean. That's 578 00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:29.719 my fupa no no, no, no, this little guy right there, 579 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:34.360 that's your vagina. That's just the shape, that's just the shape of water. 580 00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.239 I love it there, it is. I love your body. What 581 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.000 can I say? But yeah, no, I guess. Yeah, I 582 00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:44.719 don't know. Maybe some guys want like the whole glammed up. I like 583 00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:51.440 these almost, like more casual. I don't know how to explain it. 584 00:39:51.480 --> 00:39:53.079 How did you take this picture? I just really both your hands are not 585 00:39:53.679 --> 00:40:00.159 in the picture. Oh okay, that makes sense. Your hands there's yeah, 586 00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:04.679 Um, one of the cats took them for me. No, I 587 00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:07.840 have a timer. A yeah, guy says, prop up your phone and 588 00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:10.599 set a timer. There's a lot of people too that they'll just Um. 589 00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:13.920 The big hack is they just video at all, the kind of like I 590 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.400 do the nudes we took in Mexico. Sure is that you just set up 591 00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:21.440 your camera for video and you just pose wait a few seconds. Like you 592 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:24.760 have to have enough of that in between time too easily screenshot it. Yeah, 593 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:28.400 And our phones are really great that if you have enough of those poses 594 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.079 and there you wait a few seconds, that it auto pulls them from the 595 00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:35.599 video for you. Yeah, so it makes it really easy. Um, 596 00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:38.679 but that takes a lot of time and data and like having the video and 597 00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:42.800 cropping everything out and stuff and such. Um. See, I just like 598 00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.119 the timer. Yeah, but yeah, I like I like the more like 599 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:51.320 I don't know you like mystery, you like Girl next Door? I like 600 00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:53.320 Girl next Door. Yeah, so I mean that's what I cater to. 601 00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:59.519 Yeah. Yeah, these may not be nudes for everyone. No, I 602 00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:01.599 don't think everyone would look at those and be like yeah, yeah, I 603 00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:08.000 probably not, but I it definitely like Rives my room room baby, Yeah, 604 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:15.360 because yeah, I like the more. Uh you know, like if 605 00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:20.000 your nudes were a porn category, what would it be? They would be 606 00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:23.960 I don't know, I can't think of the word amateur. Yeah, yeah, 607 00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:28.000 they'd be amateur porn, which is funny because I don't like amateur porn. 608 00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:31.199 That's all I watch, is it? I like, I like a 609 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:35.679 quality camera. That's fair. I don't. I think it depends. No, 610 00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:37.639 that's not true. There's there's some amateur porn that I really like. 611 00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:44.159 I though. I watch one guy and it's all amateur. Yeah. Yeah, 612 00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:49.280 it's just him with other females or him by himself. I didn't know 613 00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.199 there was a whole category of this guy just like, well, fuck a 614 00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.159 flashlight and uh, you don't like see the flashlight necessarily, you just see 615 00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.599 like almost like that of the first photo I sent you, you just sho 616 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:02.199 tored so in his head and you just see like the motion of him and 617 00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:06.159 he like is dirty talking and stuff, so you feel like you're having sex 618 00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:10.039 with him. I'm trying and then interesting povy life is wild is wild, 619 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:16.119 Yeah, but that's all amateur. When you when you get to non amateur, 620 00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:21.079 it's just like I like couples, sure, I like kissing, you 621 00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:23.960 like more romantic, Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like normalcy. 622 00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:27.639 Yeah yeah, it can be dirty or whatever, but I just want 623 00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:31.360 it to be believable. And when it's just like and you know what, 624 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:37.920 I've also realized that's really tough with amateur porn. The dudes are was so 625 00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:45.000 ugly sure, and you know that's tough. I know, but I do 626 00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:51.079 feel like that even about non amateur porn as well. I always struggle with 627 00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:55.320 I'm like, I don't want to look at the dude. Yeah. Well 628 00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:59.400 it's interesting because a lot of times like this is like a thing in porn 629 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:01.320 where a lot of the guys are trying to make as deep look as default 630 00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:07.119 as possible. Sure, so like defaults. Now you're it's tight, yeah, 631 00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:10.599 because it's supposed to almost be like mannequin esque, well you know what 632 00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:15.519 I mean, Like it's supposed to because porn is made for men. Yeah, 633 00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:17.239 at least the vast majority of it. I know there's there's yeah, 634 00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:22.760 but the vast majority. So they're kind of men, yes, So they're 635 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:24.039 kind of like in a lot of that, they're they're made to kind of 636 00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:29.519 be default almost to be like, but yourself is the in the shoes of 637 00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:37.159 this man? Yeah? Yeah, No, that's really tough. Um is 638 00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:40.000 the is always the male for sure. I struggle with and to like a 639 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:44.360 lot of them are very chubby too. Have you noticed that there's a lot 640 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.760 of big guts in porn. Yeah, and I'm curious what that is about. 641 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:50.920 Because men think they can do whatever they want. Women have to look 642 00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:53.719 a certain way, porn stars have to look a certain way, and females 643 00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:59.559 do Males can just look just fucking show up. Yeah, stupid. It's 644 00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:02.159 so fun because I was at a bar with some friends and there's a group 645 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:06.679 of guys and we're all scoping them out, and they're all they're all looking 646 00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:08.400 at this one guy and there don't he hu Rihanna, And I was like, 647 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:12.039 I'm looking at his friend, and they went, yeah, because he 648 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:16.760 looks like your husband. Because this guy has like full on like he looks 649 00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:21.039 homeless, and I'm like, does he I think he looks sweet and he's 650 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:28.360 got like long hair and a beanie on and clearly like it's troubled. Sure, 651 00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:30.400 you know what I mean. I don't like men that smoke, but 652 00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:35.519 I like men that look like they'd smoke. Yeah. Yeah, I like 653 00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.760 my twiggy skinny guys. But you're not that skinny, you're just slim. 654 00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:42.679 Yeah. But yeah, I like long hair. I like a beard. 655 00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:45.760 I also like the mystery, what do you look like? I'll never know, 656 00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:51.239 You'll never know at the bottom half of my face? Will you do? 657 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:53.360 I do? I made you shave your face before we got married, 658 00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:58.760 so I know what you look like. Yeah, and you said never again. 659 00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:04.079 I yeah, I'm good. I'm good. And it's so funny because 660 00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:06.440 your mom's like, he still hands them without a beard, and I'm like, 661 00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:09.960 I don't know, have you seen him with a beard? I prefer 662 00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.599 you not to look like your dad. Yeah, so girls gotta do what 663 00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.480 a girl's gotta do. Fair enough if I've always liked a beard, Yeah, 664 00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:23.119 so hot? Thank you so hot to try well, Adam, I 665 00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:27.840 wanted to know if you know. Before we wrap up this episode, I'm 666 00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:30.559 it's super excited that we got to go over some of our sex escapades because 667 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:32.840 we've had a good amount of time and fun lately and we haven't been able 668 00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:37.159 to share them all. Um, I'm quite excited about that. Are there 669 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:40.440 any hints about what we're doing for Valentine's Day? You want to share with 670 00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:44.800 me A riddle? No? Oh, I have to come up with a 671 00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:49.119 riddle. What are we gonna do? I know we're gonna be We're gonna 672 00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.000 be at home, and I'm sure you'll cook for me. Sure, I 673 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.199 mean that's my favorite thing, is when you cook me a good meal. 674 00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:58.199 Sure, it's my favorite thing. Yeah, Like, like my birthday was 675 00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:01.119 so much fun. I love to theme me. Oh yeah, I forgot 676 00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:05.000 what I did for your birthday for a second. Oh so good. It 677 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.880 was good. He cooked me a whole whole French, whole Parisian meal. 678 00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:14.440 It was so tasty, like a whole ass bottle of red wine and that 679 00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.079 shop. I don't remember what did we eat. I think you cooked me. 680 00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:21.280 Um. Sometimes it was a it was a wine chicken. It was 681 00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:27.480 a yeah, yeah it was it was it was like a Parisian chicken. 682 00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.880 It was like veen day cook like that's what the meal was called. Yeah, 683 00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:36.719 um, yeah, yeah, it was so good. I love that. 684 00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:37.679 I love when you cooked for me. And I mean I like an 685 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:43.119 intimate Valentine's Day and the reservations are a bit and we're trying to like budge 686 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.840 you right now, so I just want a good meal. Yeah, maybe 687 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:49.280 I'll get us another bottle of liquor we can try and then then be like 688 00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:52.199 this is gross. Tell me why? Tell me why? Yesterday when I 689 00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.000 went to craft night with the girls, like, you don't have to bring 690 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:59.280 anything, and I was like, should bring this bottle of absent? We 691 00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:01.280 just need to find a better recipe for the absence. I don't know if 692 00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:05.960 there is one. I'm sure there is. I'm sure. I think it's 693 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.119 more of a mixer. I think you have to use that not as the 694 00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:13.280 main like a tiny amount, because you had me. You were like, 695 00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:15.480 use it when I was streamed, back when I was streaming, Yeah, 696 00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:19.920 and you convinced me to make like a drink with it, just like eden 697 00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:22.719 Seltzer. Oh that thing was rough to get there. Okay, Yeah, 698 00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:29.079 it tastes like liquorice, like it tastes like yeah, I'll fair so I 699 00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:30.719 think, you know, we got March, we got Saint Patrick's Day coming 700 00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:39.320 up, Like, but sure, I'm just saying that we can just find 701 00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:45.639 a drink that we like and you just put like a teaspoon of absent, 702 00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:51.119 then it's making great. The problem it tastes like it looks green. It's 703 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:54.280 just like, yeah, it's just neon this insane green color. I didn't 704 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:58.599 I didn't hate the last one that you made. Remember it was like champagne 705 00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:00.079 and absent. It was like champagne. I think there's honey in it. 706 00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:04.960 I remember liking it. I do think you put too much absent. Yeah, 707 00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.880 yeah, I liked to drink. I did think it was just it 708 00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:10.679 was just too strong about I just keep doing that a little honey. It 709 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:14.440 was honey, lemon, champagne and a little bit of absent. Yeah. 710 00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:22.119 Tend to recommend guys watch me. Yeah alrighty well, I love you so 711 00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:24.239 much. I love you. Were you talking to me or the listener? 712 00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:28.760 Okay, I'm talking to you, okay, but I also love the listeners. 713 00:48:29.400 --> 00:48:31.400 UM reminded for the listeners join our Patreon. It would mean so so 714 00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.280 much to us. We've got quite a few bonus episodes in there, check 715 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:43.440 it out, good time. Read the blog website Cricketbennymedia dot com. You 716 00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.920 also, if you joined the Patreon, you get to join a discord that 717 00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:47.119 you get to hang out with us and talk with us. Yeah, some 718 00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:55.119 one on one chats chat chats chat chat chat chat chat chat and so exclusive 719 00:48:55.159 --> 00:49:06.280 merchandise. Yeah chery Hannah hers already until next time, Adam, anything you 720 00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:08.320 need to add, No, let's wrap this up so we can watch an 721 00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:15.119 episode. Enjoy Drag Race Dogways be Horny Bitches. If you enjoy today's episode 722 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.599 of Balled Up Bitches, be sure to rate and subscribe wherever you listen to 723 00:49:19.639 --> 00:49:22.400 your podcast. To join in on more of our conversations and fun. You 724 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:28.280 can follow us on social media at bottled Up Bitches on Instagram and bottled up 725 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:31.400 Talk on Twitter and write in your sexcapes anything you want to share with the 726 00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:36.679 team at bottled up Talk at gmail dot com. Cover art for Bottled Up 727 00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:40.960 Bitches is created by Winston Gambro. Episodes are produced and edited by Rihanna Campbell 728 00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:45.639 and Adam Lewis. This has been a Cricket Bunny production. Stay Horny Bitches,