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Okay, well rub a lot up
nerd on it in fight. Yeah,

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I mean you're winners or your crack
whatever tough loss we get the next time.

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In thirty minutes, one member of
the station was in People magazine.

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How about that? Into that at
six thirty, Rangers Astros Game three review,

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look ahead the game four at seven. At seven thirty, the thing

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the NFL is most concerned about that
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they are terrified they think it could
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with sport. Us eight o'clock picks
with Glenn's who will be our mystery celebrity

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guest stick around to find out.
The texts were flying yesterday, including a

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decline from John Daily live from the
doctor's office. He responded confusingly with I

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can't grip a club right now.
Like I did not ask him to play

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golf. I asked him to pick
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At eight Dingers Morning News eight thirty, he said he's quote loaded for

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Bear and at nine o'clock we actually
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it, but it looks like we're
going to have Scott's staff of Creed call

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in At nine oh five. As
Creed was at the game last night.

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Incredible show. Today is all right? Kevin, Good morning, guys,

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Good morning, Kevin, morning,
Danny, come morning, JJ, Good

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morning, Angels, Good morning fans, Good morning, Rangers fans. It

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is a good morning. It is
a good morning. You're leading the American

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League Championship Series. Who would have
thought after three games it's a good position

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to be in, is it not. It's better than the alternate, but

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it's also not as good as the
other alternate you have. You have to

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play five hundred baseball. Did advance
to the world. We know it's going

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to happen. Yeah, bright Zide
or Rangers fans, we feel nothing.

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No, you know what. You
can't hurt us. There's nothing that could

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happen that would overwhelm us. We've
had our heart ripped out and then munched

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on while we were forced to look
at it. There's literally nothing you can

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do to make us feel anything.
Life is just an open fire. Do

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you think you have it worse than
most every other team? Rangers? Yeah?

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Absolutely, The Rangers absolutely do because
they never won. Yes, they're

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different, and it's the biggest it's
the biggest edging without completion they've ever had

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to in twenty eleven. Bro it's
like us, and it's like the Mariners,

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and there's a couple other teams who
have never won one. No career,

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no franchise history has been more of
an effing joke than the Rangers.

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The amount of punchlines and goof arounds
and just chaotic crap. It's Rangers.

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I always called thought the Rangers kind
of a nerd franchise. That's not nerd

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nice. What do you mean before
I lived here? Yeah, it's I'm

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pretty curious, very significant what we
thought. Yeah, your perception was from

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far away, well, yeah,
that they're into I mean, you know

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they were, you guys, would
where's we agree through two thousands, early

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two thousand or you know, four
or five whenever I got here, hadn't

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exactly done a whole lot to make
the nation should take notice of The Texas

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Rangers made the playoffs three out of
four years in mid nineties late nineties.

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Yeah, and won one game.
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Yeah, that's not enough to move
the needle for anyone else. And it

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was the first game. It was
Game one, the John Burkett Game.

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In ninety's they won that one and
he looked really good, and we're thinking,

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oh my god, this is amazing. It was like the most kick

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ass baseball achievement in the world was
winning game one in nineteen ninety five.

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I made it was ninety six,
but I think it was ninety six.

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It was ninety six, and then
eight ninety nine that they made the playoffs,

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and boy, that sweet victory of
one game, Mike. They were

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just must have been a day around
here home. We were in first place

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in nineteen ninety four and the MLB
was like, now we're going to strike

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like a hundred games in the season. Yeah, we're good. I was

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a big game Expos fan then,
and they were in first play as well.

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It's the first time ever, So
I do feel you on that,

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But that always bugged me, even
you being here. Like, if you

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take the greatest players in Rangers history, and we're talking who Pudge one,

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bel Tray Nolan, a guy who
was here for like two years, gets

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credit for being one of the right
guys. And those three guys that I

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named, at least the best moments
of their career happened elsewhere, you know.

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I mean, even Pudg his best
moment was for the Marlins that catch

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the ball and hold it up in
the air, and it was epic,

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and Nolan pitched way better elsewhere than
he did here. I guess Beltray's best

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time was here. I mean,
didn't he did he win the MVP somewhere

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else for La or for the Mariner, I don't know. He definitely was

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good here, and he's probably the
flimsiest of those, but I don't know.

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There's no there's nothing to defend,
and I'm not speedbag in your balls

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here. There was a book written
about the first two seasons of the Rangers

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in Texas called Seasons in Hell.
What could get lower than that? Right?

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And I didn't know until I was
talking to Ryan Ryner about it.

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The old Ted Williams, Oh my
god, who just hated it here,

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didn't want to come, but he
got paid a lot and time and he

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just came over here and farted around
for it. Was it one year or

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two whatever? He did a year
and a half maybe, I don't know.

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They quit that during that second year. You had a Billy Martin run

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here, Jesus, just trying so
bad to be relevant in some way or

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another. And then you the a
rod thing where it's like, screwt,

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We're just gonna buy it. But
they bought one guy, right, and

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then they put pared him up with
a bunch of old Andre Scalaraga, old

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Colorado. At that point, those
guys couldn't play anymore. They gave him

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a quarter of a billion dollars almost
twenty five years ago. Yeah, before

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that was an oor they amount to
be throwing around. I remember being shocked

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at that number. Wherever the hell
I was, you know, he was

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probably the most shot him. Boy, it created buzz man except yeah,

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think where do I sign? Yeah? And then he gets here and he's

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like, damn, there's not that
many sex clubs. I think we're low

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on sex club We have hot we
have hot people. I'm just saying,

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if you were looking for sex clubs, like I like to imagine my head

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that Alex Rodriguez was then at that
bet he was disappointed. Or do you

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think Dallas ranks on the national hot
scale? I bet they're not a top

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five market. They're not a top
five market. No, what is oh

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Claire Wisconsin? Dude? Yeah,
the home of bean snappers. Go ahead

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and sell you. Maurice Jones drew, former Jaguars running back him one time

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and he was talking about his favorite
places to go, and he goes,

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I love going to play in the
NFC North. He goes, they got

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those big women. Really, all
right? You love playing Green Bay and

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Minnesota. I think we are a
top five market. We are what cities

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have hotter people? La You have
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most people. New York. Yeah, yeah, per capita is a way

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to do it, though. I
don't know if Miami beats us. There's

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a bunch of mommies there. There's
a lot of mommies here, but there's

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a lot of Puerto Rican mommies in
Miami and New York Hispanics and don't act

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think there's a difference. Well,
wait, there is. There is there,

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very much is. I think we're
a very very large state and the

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hot people it's like Danny congregated to
the big city, the nearest option,

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big city. I think you can
find as enough hot people as you want

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if you use your imagination. Nothing
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There is a certain there's a certain
science to this too, because wealth

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will generate that. And what happens
is you get rich older dudes that,

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you know, if they were just
regular Joe's would not do as well as

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they're doing in the wife department.
And then they have kids, and their

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kids are hanging out with the friends
of the other kids, and it ends

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up being this kind of watered down
thing to where you just live in these

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rich communities and everyone's attractive, yes, exactly, and hot people congregate two

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places to big places. That's why
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hottest girl or whoever in every town
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and head out West. Handsome men
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not. They're not gonna make it
big. Most people don't in any field.

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I don't know. We're kind of
working with one. Danny, you're

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a ding Dong anyway, hosing ding
Dong Rangers. There's six teams who have

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never won a World Series? Are
the Rangers Rangers more illustrious than either of

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these five teams remaining? Was it
Seattle, Texas? Tampa? Okay,

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let's start with Tampa Bay, who's
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but also is an S show when
they're not good. I kind of think,

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while outstandingly boring because of their stadium. They're not a joke, respect

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it. So they kind of got
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them every time we play them in
the playoffs. Padres, Okay, the

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the yes Padres. Yes, I
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I don't think. I don't either, No, not at all. And

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San Diego rules, and they have
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way they've spent money on awesome players, Fernando Tatis Junior, Manny Machado,

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all the pictures, and they missed
the playoffs every year somehow. But kind

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of cool, cool stadium that helps
to your stadium's cool. Pet Hill Park's

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badass. I bet I've never been
to San Diego. I want to go.

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It's awesome. It's wrong, how
awesome it is and and everything that's

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around it is just freaking incredible.
Gas lamp district correct, Yeah, Tijuana,

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just to see you know which gas
lamp is? What's that? What

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do you want to see in Tijuana? I just felt I want to,

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like relive a couple of scenes from
the OC. Marissa was found in the

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alley. She'd drink too much,
she was on alcohol. She was on

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alcohol a lot during that show.
She definitely wasn't eating. She could have

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used a steak. All right,
Rockies, Colorado Rockies Anupama kind of saved

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them from disgrace. That is true. She is their best player. She

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is their best player. Chice history. I meant, just like us have

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been into a couple World Series but
still relatively new enough, they haven't.

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They don't have the fifty year track
record that we have of just whizzing into

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the wind Seattle and getting getting a
little dribble on her jeans dribble or this

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is why Seattle's cooler than us.
They had one of the most iconic MLB

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players of all time in King Griffith
Jr. And another one at e.

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Tiro Well in each Troe too.
You know what. But but in term

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you know, where did Randy Johnson
come from? Yeah? Yeah, Randy,

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And you could thrown there again,
but he would fall into the category

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of his best moments happened in another
uniform. Yeah, that's true, unless

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he loses points for killing that poor
bird. I just watched that like a

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week ago. For some reason,
it just feels like once a year.

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It's just that the Rangers history,
first of all, with Tampa and Colorado

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you're talking about two relatively new teams. They're expansion teams Seattle, you know,

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the different incarnations they moved around,
I guess before they ended up being

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the Mariners. If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure somewhere. Yeah, but

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yeah, San Diego is just it's
hard to look at their history and just

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think, oh, they just haven't
they have gotten the brakes, they haven't

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won a World Series. But with
Texas, when you think about how they

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started, I mean, that was
a really long time old school baseball franchise.

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It just said we're moving to Arlington
to a minor league stadium and adding

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some seats and just make it work. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

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And just all of the ding dong
occurrences that have happened through the years to

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this team. And I think the
thing that stings the most is the fact

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that they came so close in twenty
eleven. Yeah, and they were down

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to one strike from winning the World
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It just what you cannot write a
more wild ass narrative than that when it

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comes to a franchise. You guys, how many times does that happened other

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teams that were one strike away?
From the World Series and lost it.

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I don't know if it's ever happened. I don't know it was much less

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two times in the same game.
That's like having your being down by two

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points in a football game with the
or or being tied. Let's say,

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in a football game with zero time
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your kicker misses a field goal from
twenty five yards. It's us, it's

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just and then it goes to overtime
and you know you're you get your back

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and forth chance, and then the
other team is up or whatever. It's

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still tied, you have a chance
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you. A pretty easy field goal. You would think that getting one strike,

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one effing strike, would be about
as easy as kicking a twenty five

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thirty yard field goal. And we
couldn't get that done two times given that

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chance. I mean, they're running
back. The Rangers history of chaotic events

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goes on and on and on and
on and on and on. I mean

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a home run bounced off Jose Conseco's
head for crying out loud. Bobby Witt

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had a no hitter through five innings, but had to be taken out of

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the game because he'd walked eight guys. I mean, dude. Two thousand

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and four, Frank Francisco threw a
chair into the crowd in Oakland. Yeah,

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it almost killed the Mordy killed a
woman metal folding chair just through it.

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She broke its bleeding. Kenny Rogers
assaulted a cameraman. I agree,

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but these are all because you live
here. We cover the team. That's

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why these are such vivid memories.
It stacks up. Dude, you put

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any any team plays that many games, that many knuckleheads on it, that

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every MLB team has long history of
insanity. But I'm not ready to argue

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that the Rangers aren't the most hard
luck MLB franchise. I just haven't thought

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about it. Well, you know, some things were cured. The Bartman

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and Buckner, the Cubs had one
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If only did it. Those things
jump out at you. Our our thing

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never stops. It's it's consistent and
constant, and it never ever stops.

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I'm telling you, man, there
was I mean, dude, I mean,

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you could add the cocaine thing.
I did a full segment back in

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March before we did the switch here, and maybe I'll go listen to it

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tonight and find some of the funnier
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history, because guys, there the
things that you you'll just forget about because

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there's so many of them. It's
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feel like we've all done this segment
one way or another through the years.

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You know, in nineteen seventy five, they had a helicopter that was gonna

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fly over and the season opener and
it crashed in the outfield. I didn't

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know that what crashed in the outfield? Helicopter? Hella, did you make

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that up? No? And in
fact it was there. It was supposed

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to be there to dry the Arlington
Stadium turf, so that it crashed into

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the outfield a second so they had
rain and they thought the best option was

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to hover a helicopter terrible and it
crashed. Are you just into the outfield?

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Do people live or die? I
have to get I don't think anyone

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died, Okay, crashed, I
mean I don't remember, because it's the

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dude. Our team was like the
worst team in zousand and seven, and

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that was here. We made a
bunch of good trades to get the dining,

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the dynasty, the glory years,
built up to share a trade and

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some of those things. One of
the worst teams in baseball we won.

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We've beat Baltimore like thirty to three, and no one's ever going to like

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celebrate that game too much because that
was the worst team in Rangers history.

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Was that Their best picture was Cameron
Lowe and his footnote is that he owned

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a huge snake. Like that's it. And I'm not talking about as we

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wei, he owned a snake now
it lives in Oklahoma underneath the trailer house

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feasts on gam gam. I mean, we were so so bad. Aren't

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the like Cleveland Indians. Weren't they
the poster boy of joke franchise for like

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seventy years? I think that's major
league. I've been all fun here,

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right, Well, what are the
real Cleveland Indian Guardian stories? Well,

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I don't know, That's what I'm
saying. I don't live in Cleveland,

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and if I did, I imagine
there's a plenty. The hell they had

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Albert Bell, Yeah, I don't
know, That's what I mean. We

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just know every insane and sad story
about the franchise for the last thirty years

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here. In their first season,
they led the league in errors with one

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hundred and sixty six. Oh god, that is so much. Well they

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have this year like fifty seven,
one hundred and sixty six more than games

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played. Dude, we signed John
Rocker after the comments he saw a gay

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guy out of bus. Jeez,
well, and now look at us leading

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Corey Klueber. First first inning doesn't
even show Pain walks to the dugout and

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all of a sudden he's just not
pitching in the second inning and they're trying

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to figure it out out for the
year, never to pitch again, never

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to suit up again. Jared Saltolemachia
lost the ability to throw the ball back

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to the pitcher, and they barely
fit his name on his jersey. What

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are he porking? A teacher?
No, I think he had a much

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older Maybe it was a teacher had
a much older wife. Yeah, yeah,

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that he married his own teacher or
I think that is Yeah, it's

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something like that, or she taught
him and then later on they got together.

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I don't know if it was like
a scandalous. I think, yeah,

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the Brewers are the other team that
didn't have never won a World Series.

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But they had. You know,
they have Bernie the Brewer who slides

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down the thing. It's pretty cool. They have more than that, Bernie

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the Brewer that slides into beer.
They have a fun logo with the puffy

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mit. That going to be great
logo. One of the best. Yeah,

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one of the best logos you'll ever
see. Well, well, come

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fast, I'm not sad about last
night. Things come fast, and you

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got to have a real short,
short memory because it's in a what twelve

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hours from now, we'll be gearing
up for game four, and look,

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anything can happen. You guys would
have give away a couple of tickets to

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Bullet for My Valentine. Who's pitching
a night but yes, heen dog and

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who's his back up playing? I
think they're going with the he he need

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gunning combo, which did work,
you know. So if you want to

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call on it two and four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one nine

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seven one, we've got a couple
of trivia questions for you and you can

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go see Bullet for my Valentine sounds
nice? Or yeah, yeah, Bullet

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for my Valentine with of mice and
men? What kind of trivia? Well,

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here are your categories today, Mike, Oh, it's this game.

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Are they get to pick us again? Sure? Okay, History, snacks

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and candy, television, movies,
music, NFL, NBA, MLB,

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those are all in one category.
Yeah, we have eight categories to choose

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from. We'll take the first collar, second collar. Just take a couple

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of them. We'll see if we
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anybody that likes bullet for my Valentine? Are they actually up at six point

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twenty two? Yes? Are they? People got to go to work on

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a Thursday? My man? Yeah, but I just can't imagine their fan

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base being willing to wake up this
early or even have jobs. I mean

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they have Yeah, do we have
anyone? Jj? Not yet. See

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there's a forty second delay, Dany. It takes forty seconds. We're just

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now hitting the forty second mark of
when I gave out the number two one

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four or eight one seven seven eight
seven. We need forty seconds because we're

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that dirty. Yeah, which is
a lot of evidence. Yesterday we got

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someone Hello, what's your name?
Hey? What's your name? Your name's

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hey? Oh Chadhi, chad Hi, Chad, good morning? Are you

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coming from Chad? I'm calling from
dead. What do you what do you

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do for a living? I'm in
video? Huh, adult editing, shooting?

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Really did you ever do any adult
work? No? I am fortunate.

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Usually those kind of people are pretty
uh scummy. If you had your

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salary double, some very nice,
but all day you had to edit,

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you had to edit g porn.
No, seriously, trickle discuss, yeah,

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I mean curiously after about what six
minutes? What do you need?

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Yeah? That Chad's not fighting foreign
addiction like the rest of us. Not

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Grandma, triple your salary key porn
all day? I don't know. I'm

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telling you that I don't. I
don't think the goodness of life comes from

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porn? All right, man?
You know what? He might be right?

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Agree that the goodness? I'm quitting
porn right now. Chad? Which

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category would you like to choose?
I didn't hear the categories eat my uh,

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snacks and candy. Pick that one, music, movies, television or

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history? Oh? Man, that's
good history? All right? Who do

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you want your partner to be,
Sir? Roy or Danny? Come on,

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man, Danny A man? Okay, good luck, sir? What

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the Italian artist is credited in thanking
the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Glad,

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I just glad. I just visited
there last year and cried while I

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looked at it. But good,
good pick Chad. Yeah you should have

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picked sir Roy. It's not too
late to change. Come on, I'm

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sticking. Let's go. Well you
need to answer it because he doesn't know

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micha lanflow. Is it Michael or
Michel? I don't We're not going to

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be sticklers on the pronunciation. Let's
lock that in correct, Chad. Let

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me see bullet for my Valentine.
All right, go back on hold j

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J. Get your information. Thanks
for calling, Chad. That was fun

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by Chad. Okay, speed round. We have one more. Let's do

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one more. Hi. What's your
name? Hey, Terry? There where

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coming from? I'm calling from a
woman down down Dallas from Little em What

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do you do working a transplant lab? Whoaa? What transplant lab? Transplant

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lab? Organ transplants? Yeah,
you grow there. Uh we're trying,

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uh not successful just yet. But
no I'm kidding, no, no,

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no, no, just just just
people. Have you ever walked through an

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airport with a yetti cooler with like
a kidney in it? Because I'm always

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fascinated by those Oh no, no, no, that's that's what courriers do.

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I just work in the lab.
So you just like hand off important

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organs to like DHL. No,
No, they give me specimen and I

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do stuff with it. But if
you do need to transport a kidney or

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god forbid of heart, there's a
specific company that you give that to and

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they get on a plane and they
deliver it. Yeah, I think so.

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I mean I'm not as as familiar
with that as some of the other

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aspects, but yeah, I think
I've seen this before where the guy trips

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and out of the styrofoam coop where
the heart falls out, and the dog

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because it eats the heart. Can
I guess which one that is? For

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my trivia questions? Sure, rat
race always right, have a rat race,

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just like a good rat race.
I think I was referencing One Tree

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Hill or one of those shows.
What's the last human organ that you have

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either handled or worked closely with?
Kidney? Yeah, those are popular,

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very popular organ the kidney. Yeah, people are saying, Terry, we're

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gonna keep your number if you'll be
our organ expert, and here pick your

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category. Movies. All right,
let's go movies and you want to go

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with sarroy or JJ. David's David
Spade plays a mullet wig wearing white trash

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janitor who tells the story of search
for long lost parents on a radio show

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in this two thousand and one comedy, You got it all right, Congratulations,

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damn dirt. Stick around for Terry
Press, play with Soroya, Stay

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and hold Terry j JO. Get
your information. We want to keep your

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number. Make you our organ expert
moving forward. You good with that?

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All right? Thank you, good
job, all right, coming up next.

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