Spout chick, a wild wild making whoopee, plowing in I'm yowing you to
lie the gooby, shagging in, a porking and a getting laid, tossing
the hot dog down the hallway, buttering the biscuit, and a knocking boots,
banging in and waging at the human skeet shoot, slipping in a sliding
wave beneath the sheets, lay the pipped pinky panky, treats and eaves,
bumping ugly's funny business, tapping ass, bacon the potato, or using a
hall pass. These are all slang for exercise. I'm going to the gym
because I had a cream pie. Wow, it's pretty. It's not often
that the opening act blows away the headliner, but my god, it's really
really nice. I like to call that a tone setter. Mikey, which
artist sing these? Do we find professional artists in the neighborhood or unknown?
Yeah? It's almost like they're live in the room, you know, singing
these songs and we haven't heard the other two people's. Yeah. Yeah,
it's weird like that, really strange, really strange. All right, Well,
we have a bunch, we sure do. Is there another one in
there? Here you go, open up. Okay, let me hit play
on this. This this oddly shaped piece of candy. Yeah, it's shaped
like the texagon. That one is all right? Here we go. Take
a look inside this hot shaved box and do me what you see inside?
Is it candy? Oh no, it's a knife. Because I'm a serial
killer and tonight you're gonna die happy Valentine's Day? It's really pretty? Was
that one dark chocolate that was morbid? Wow? You over here, I'm
sorry, or you gotta come up with the battle system. It's on the
paper. Sure it is that that did take a turn and put it is
a pretty song. It was very pretty, you know, like knowne.
Yeah, why it was soulful. This one's called nasty. So we'll see
what's got here. So what it says on the nasty? Huh? Yeah?
Okay? How do you make it nasty? How do you keep it
hot? How do you keep it sexy? How do you hit the spot?
How do you keep it juicy? Feel like a big shot? You
just go to New Fine Arts and they will give you what you need.
You just go to New Fine Arts. Cousinan are obsolete? Okay, interesting,
I'm alive. Live spot very good though men are obsolete. Yeah,
when you think about it, we don't matter if we If we weren't obsolete,
there wouldn't be Gallantine day. Yeah. They can find things that that
gyrate better than what we have because it's not how God made it for us.
Those two people who did all those songs, they know what they're doing.
They sound good. But we also had some amateursdy songs for this.
You know it's a cost cutting method. Yeah, and we also believe in
opening up the doors to the careers of potential new artists. Yeah, coming
out of d FW, we support. They don't know when to start the
song or ended, and it's just really hard to put these together if you're
not really musically inclined. I think for some of them, here we go,
let's just get through this. There's nothing to fear. We've got to
do this. It's just once a year, it's time for our annual sex.
And we both look like hell, okay, we're both gigantic because all
we eat is talco belles. You'll kidd a taco bell that's pretty annual sex.
Gorgeous, gorgeous, was gorgeous, that's a soulful, little ballad man
annual sex. Yeah brings it up. Yeah, that brings it up.
He didn't mispronounce annual, right, just making chill. Just check it all
right, I gotta get ready for this one. All right, here's one
for Valentine's Day from the Singing Box of Downbeat Chocolates. Okay, it's up
the length of your auburn head. It's not the crook, up your smile.
It's not the whispers you speak in my ear. It's not your elegant
style. It's not the way that you hold my hand. It's not your
kisses and haunts. Let me be perfectly honest. It's your jugs. Wow.
He's describing many ways that she appeals to him on Valentine's I think honesty,
she said, he said. It's not all It's not just that.
I think honesty is important of this god day, Valentine's Day. You ever
stayed with a terrible girlfriend because she had a great rack. Boy, I
have Bayliss, Kevin Turner on Mike Siroy. He's an ass hot hot j
Jackson proud to stand beside us for this segment where what we are spreading love?
Right? I think we are. Look, I think we are spreading
lots of love. This one is I saw Mikey's face and he's like,
yeah, I know what's coming. What rhymes with hugs? He shot back
about ten feet he's been sliding. Uh. This one I saw. It's
called clothes pins. She just got back from the store with some new clothes
pins. Takes them out of the bag and puts them on my nips,
my ariola's. They're on fire, my ariola's. Feel the desire. It's
the only way I can get an erection. This is where the inflammation takes
a toe long me. I wish I could have normal and mescy so now
just of my face. It was like kind of like a day in the
life the Beatles song, Like there's different parts, but it does make up
one big, beautiful song. That song had a second movement, like an
outro classical music, you know, Yeah, different movements. It's like a
weird outro. I really and you can tell the mood change. It's a
little bit interesting introspective about inflammation. Yeah, very good, all right.
I mean that box of chocolates open her up, someone's kind of I think
it speeds up the vibe a little bit, just reach in the box and
grab a piece of chocolate. Anyone will do, because every single human on
earth this having sex. Accept you. I'm talking every adult in every single
building, it, every single city, in every single country, legal teens
and scene yours, Handy Captain Abel amputees in four lin jus in Palestinians,
Beyonce fans and swift, these Democrats, Republicans, toot season a who to
Bush Brothers, Living earn Hearts, Russians and Ukrainians, yelling and passion intertwined
in ecstasy. We're all having sex except you. Wow, brilliant, brilliant,
You're like Jesus, you get me. That was fantastic. I like
that one, very cool, dancy and and fun hearts. Yeah, I
think it was Bush Brothers Living Hearts America. You can't handle the chord problem
that it's okay A man whoever is saying that, Yeah, maybe he black
in in in vocal skills makes up for It's just a phenomenal lyricist. Yah.
It's kind of like the Leonard Cohen of you Fight. An artist like
that will get past the Yeah. Maybe what they like Dylan for example,
the Boys. Yeah, getting some text feedback just real quick. I'm scared
to look. Just got out of a terrible four year relationship because of nice
jugs. Also, these songs are getting me hot. Yeah, so that's
good, and I would like to say too. I'm hearing my friends order
a rapp a hoe floral. These are just flying off the show, but
it's actually the employees removing them and putting them back in their b popular front.
Okay, once they heard what they actually do, flying off the shelves,
heading backwards to storage. This one is called a healthy as a horse
and the completed in here we go? Is it working? Here we go?
Why isn't it working? Maybe this is it? Oh my god.
You know, sex is overrated. I just masturbated and now I'm feeling healthy
as a horse. Love is overrated. It just makes you frustrated. And
now I'm feeling happy as a horse. So that's when I decided to walk
on all fours and try it. And now I'm turning into a horse.
I'm eating hey for dinner. A future triple crown winner. I posted online
that I'm now a horse farmer room Saint Biscuit. I'm a thoroughbred king Smarty
Jones, black beauty. They will hear me sing mister red Bo tech horsemen.
They were on TV. Secretariat Seattle Slew got nothing on me. Sex
is overrated. I just masturbated and now I'm feeling healthy as a horse.
Love is overrated. It just makes you frustrated, and now I'm feeling happy
as a legend. Just the string section almost tole the show on that beautiful
song. But yeah, what a journey now, a great story with the
happy ending. Oh my god, because I couldn't tell if you he was
metaphor, but then he was wanted to be an actual horse. It's weird
his furry How did that get? I guess to appeal to the furry community.
The passion though, Yeah, the passion that that song was fueled by
is unparalleled by anything I've ever heard in the history of music. Is I
mean really pretty? I'm touched, like I feel something after that shout out
to Ludwig von Beethoven. I just learned a new word. I was talking
to Yvonne. I don't why told me that at toornyar. You know,
a toornyar means a toorniar, I means screw apparently. Okay, Hey,
this box is threecolor my remection flag on top of this one. Wow,
Felisa Tornior, Felisa Thornier. Felisa Thornier is sparrokeetoo thing gon sex home Felisa
Thornire. Yeah, Felisa Thorniar. Felisa Thorniar is sparrokeeto those hexts done sex.
I love that you appealed to Hispanics, Hispanics. Thanks incredible, Kevin.
Yeah, I think that means happy screwing. We're a happy screw heavy
screw conjugation. Wasn't the artist specialty be screwed, but we have a lot
of different listeners and we're lucky to live in a bilingual area. Let's go,
let's give a I think the chocolate box represents allay what I'm saying inclusive.
Yeah, uh here, b D furvy Day. What you're gonna do
when it won't go away? You got v D Fervyday? Irresponsible? Now
you have to pay? You got v D v day, didn't wear racondo
manua ruther day. You got the day. It's nasty and it's burning and
it won't go away. V day feeling pretty lonely, swiping down the apse
and who is gonna bone me? So you meet up for a first date.
She thinks you're kind of funny. This is going great. Then one
thing leads to the next. Oh my god, you're gonna have sex.
She asked you for a meat injection. You never even thought about using protection.
You got bed babyday. What you're gonna do on it won't go away?
You got bed heavy, pelvit pain, hotter than Java John's latte.
You god be didn't wear a condo. Manya rus a day. You god
be. The ulcers are a her and they won't go away, beautiful.
I like artists from the hip hop community for that middle part. You can
hear that one in the club, you know, I think a lot of
people for Valentine's Day. That might be something you want to do. Take
your lover to the club and go dancing. You know, that's a good
way to get your partner all lathered up and ready for fun when you get
home. And this song kind of might be something you would hear at the
club. Let's go out on Valentine's Day. Let's get wild on Valentine's Day.
Let's have drinks on Valentine's Day. One in the Stink on Valentine's Day.
It's a gift from me to you unexpected. Yes, that's true,
a deep expression of love for you. Some consider this a real breakthrough.
But the only thing you say to me is ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch