Trailers, be juice, beetlejuice, kinds of Kindness, Wolves, a family
affair, amawana. I searched up wolves. I searched up wolves, and
I cannot find that at all on the interwebs. So what I put the
right spelling there? YouTube? I guarantee the first thing that pops up is
the trailer. It was a national geographic video. I'm telling you that much.
No, no, let's do it right now. Okay, let's do
it right now. Okay, So wolves trailer, Okay, trailer, No
no, no, no, that's the easy thing to do. And look
at that. So the first thing comes up is a suggested ads sponsored so
that is the social account. And then the first as Dill just said,
no sponsored, so they paid for it to be there already, which we're
no one's reviewing Bad Boys. Sorry, it's coming out next week, that's
how. And then I've seen the trailer so many times, sick of it.
And then look at that, well i'll look freshly watched too. By
let's put it on and do a play by play. That's the first triss,
the second triss, the fourth trailer, it's a third trailer. It's
a sixth trailer. Seventh, eighth, how could you not find it?
Nine? I so you got to get to the tenth trail. Oh no,
that's people also watch hang on, let's get back to the thing ten
eleven. Uh, let's do a play by play right here. So you
gotta get to the fourteenth video, which is Wolf Walkers, also an Apple
Plus TV thing. I just saw the bad boys wanting click that and then
yeah, so don't give us your thoughts on Wolves Circling because you missed,
uh, in my opinion, a great trailer. Giveus the thoughts on the
rest of these. Yeah, a family Affair looks truly terrible. I'm not
going to see that movie, Travis. Why did you we just watch that
trailer? Yeah? Hell man, Big Stars netfailer straight to Netflix. That's
that's big. I didn't I didn't get to finish that trailer because so we
so we had to watch it out here watching Wolves for the third time,
heng on, because I was watching those trailers and I was watching that and
the first time it's they're like getting on and but the kids with me,
It's like okay, then goes next scene, but then Nicole Kimmen just keeps
fucking hopping on them half naked. It's like, Okay, I can't watch
this trailer right now, so I don't know. I put on Netflix is
still, you know, biggest streaming service. Sack Afron going off iron Claw,
Nicole Kimmen always great coming off iron Claw to do this trash. Come
on, man, you can do better. Okay, what do you think
is gonna be better this? Or Ricky Stanicky what is that? Oh my
god, you don't want to see. You don't know what Ricky Stinicky is.
No Ricky it came out like two months ago. It's me where zach
Efron and a couple other actors, comedians, they've their whole life been lying
to their wives and girlfriends that they have this friend named Ricky Saniky. So
whenever they go out oftown to do something, they'll be like, they have
like Ricky's two Nikki, No Ricky Saniky. His name is Ricky and last
name is Stanikyan Nicky. And the thing is they're like, oh, Ricky
has cancer, so so they can go and go see like a UFC fight,
But they're really saying like, oh, we're with Ricky because he's in
chemo, so we're helping up. So They've done this lie for like their
whole life. They made up this friend that they can get out of this.
They get caught in a lie and people think he might not be real,
so they got to hire a friend. Can you take a guess what
actor they hired to be? And Ricky Snicky is like the Matt a big
comedic performance. Who do you think they hired as Ricky Saniky. I'm gonna
go Jay Barrishell no, they hire Uh? This character is also a sex
dance exotic dancer slash sex singer. He's singing like sex songs and oh he'll
take pop songs and make all the lyrics sexual. I can't remember like that
episode of Nathan for You where he does that. Yeah, but not as
good. They cast John Cena in sad role as Ricky Sinicky and you know,
I don't care. I'll adddd to YouTube. I'm gonna pull it up
here in a second. It was fucking awful. Just who else is in
this movie? Sorry? That guy Fron and John Cena? Who else here?
Let's see Ben Affleck's in there. Ben Affleck would have been a good
Ricky Stinicky actually, so he would have been let me know, can you
hear this? No, you gotta pull it up. Oh okay, well
tell me that part first. Okay, can you hear this now? Yeah?
Yeah, I'll added this out. Yeah. Sorry people that had to
already watch Ricky Sicky living this so big. They decide they need an actor
and he's an actress. They higher this guy because he's he's a wild guy.
Lots of crazy things happen while he's Rickey Snicky. Okay, I think
I've seen it novel. No, this clip is about five more minutes and
we're gonna can't see that, I you know. So that's that's Ricky Snicky
right there. It's still playing for me. So yeah, I'm gonna say
this is better. We're even talking about the affair. Uh but uh,
you did finish the trailer and you're out here you hate Sticky That trailer for
a movie you've already seen. So I think I just had more fai that,
even though it does I haven't watched the movie yet, but it looks
eerly similar to the Idea of You, which is an Amazon movie that Anne
Hathaway just did where her daughter is a fan of a singer and she ends
up with him. You have to bring that up. But I did watch
that with mus and it was a trump good We got another review here.
Okay, but didn't you watch this trailer and draw any lines here like I
did? I was like, why am why is this plot happening twice in
two weeks? It's like a white house down Olympus's fallen situation, right,
mm hmmm, yeah, just like that. What'd you think the trailer Kirkling
of Family Fair? You saw Family Fair of not Wolf Affair or wolves?
Uh? Yeah, I know. It was awful. It reminded me that
I had already seen like a preview of that when we were I don't even
know what it was. It was just like a collection of movies that were
coming out on Netflix start of the year. Didn't like it then, didn't
like it now, and uh yeah, it's gonna be a big pass from
me on that one. Is the trailers to talk about Taylor. Go ahead,
Taylor's not here, No, he just he's speaking like in a Taylor
way where tyror pauses. He's like, we've given Taylor repeat the question please,
so uh repeat it one more time? Uh? Molanna, that was
wana. It was a decent teaser. Didn't say it too much for me.
I am excited. I love the first second decent teaser. Didn't do
too much for you, but you're excited. I'm very confused, Taylor.
Oh yeah, are you there day one? It's the confusion. It depends
on Shay's work schedule. But we'll be in theaters, Okay, in theaters,
okay regardless. Yeah, no, I think the first movie is great
and this trailers just like it's coming. Okay, no plot, I'm down
all now he's back. Well, what are you talking about there? They're
going across the seas and they're spreading their colonies. Tell me a colin As,
tell me a two center pitch of what this is. The demons of
the sea are gonna be I don't know, they're gonna be on the water.
There's gonna be some good music and the rocks back. Yeah, you
can feel the Mana. You can feel the Mana. I could feel the
Mana. That's what was going on from this trailer. Watch. You could
definitely feel the Mana. So yeah, it's not that going for it.
I I just love that the trailer only had Malli in one scene because of
the rumor was remember this was just a Disney Plus TV show and they're just
putting it all together as a movie and they added Malie scenes in there.
So sorry, is that is that rock him pronouncing wana? Since he's in
the live a, you can feel the mana. You can feel the mana.
It's him saying mana, mana, Okay, because I've never heard anyone
say like that. It's like, man I remember the mana. You know,
imagine if he's on comic on stage for sending this, it's like Somana
two. Yeah, I like. The only other I think Disney teaser I
can really remember in recent memory is the one for Frozen two, and that
one was fucking hype as hell and this one, wait, what definitely is
not? The only teaser you can remember from Disney is from Free two from
recent memory recent that was twenty nineteen. Yeah, I know, stand out.
That was what other Disney teaser has done? That definitely not Malana or
Mana ma soul I would say, but or turning red. But that's okay.
Yeah, I don't remember the teaser that, so can you tell me
what the teaser? Can you tell me the teaser for Frozen two. She's
on the beach and she's trying to like basically ice glide. She's like running
on the ocean, and then she eventually gets it, and I'm fucking exciting.
Yeah. Oh, and then Frozen two comes up with the little leaves
signifying some falls going on. Holy fucking I can't find a chills right now
talking about it. I can't find it. I can't find I'll find it.
I'll find out while you guys go kinds of kindness look great. Don't
really have anything to say about Beetlejuice. I'm not a Beetle Juice fan,
and hopefully them change when we do the retro. Okay, you can't say
like that. You've just never seen Beetlejuice. I've seen a scene out of
it, so yeah, so you're saying you're not seeing im. I'm not
a fan where we can't feel the Mana when it comes to Beetlejuice. But
I can see both your points. But I'm not going to choose a side.
But mine's more, right, don't right? Yeah? All right,
I've next you up next travers. I don't okay, take it. I've
never seen Mana so I didn't watch that trailer. Oh man, it was
great Zach he's in there. Yeah. I like the concept, like the
cast. I thought the writing seemed really not great in this trailer. John
Wick. John Wick wrote this movie character known for a few words. You
imagine if you were watching a review just said written by Jo He's like,
what's going on? Oh my god, that would be sweet. That would
be sweet. Sorry, you're gonna finish that thought? Though written by John
Watts, the director of the Spider Man. I think it's written by him,
right, I think it said it is, Yeah, it is.
It's co written Holland, the Holland Spider Man trilogy, that's the one.
Well, he just wrote the first one though when I was three, didn't
have a story by credit. I don't know. I mean, I didn't
you seem really like I just went on IMDb. I trust like you have
the answers. I rewatched the movies today just to make sure I was very
thorough when we got to this topic, because we're talking about Sony earlier,
right, I gotta get Okay, So I like those movies, but I
don't know if writing Homecoming translates to this pitch with these actors being a quality
film and I don't really know much else about John Watson his career. Maybe
I do. Maybe I'm just not aware of it. No, you don't
know anything. Yeah, I don't know anything. So I don't know.
I don't know if that's like a selling point for me in this case.
So I think that's that one's gonna be definitely a wait and see for me.
I'm gonna wait to see what people the discord think of it, and
then I'll decide from there if I'm seeing it, if I'm putting on my
list to watch it for the end of the year. Dylan was right.
He did only write Homecoming, So there you go. No story, buy
none of that. Bs. I really liked this trailer. I guess it's
tough because, like I know, I love Clooney, I love Pat I
love them together. It's been like nineteen years, so I'm excited for that
reunion. But I really I loved Austin Abrams and here I think he could
end up stealing it. I thought he was looking really fun. I just
like the premise of they both show up to this job. Like, I
definitely think this is gonna be. I don't know how the writing's gonna be,
but I think it's gonna be very much an actor driven movie. And
I think if you give them the most not basic plot, but basic with
a little garnish, and you put those together, I think they can make
it more. So I think that's what's gonna really work. I think like
the chemistry is already there. They did Three Oceans movies together, and everyone
loves those movies, or just the trilogy together, right, So I just
think that I think it could be set for a really good time. But
I also did say to Emily, this could just be a really well cut
trailer, and I thought it was actually well cut trailer. So maybe I'm
more of the mini minority. But the writing was good, particularly, I
just thought the dialogue was seemed really generic. There's a couple like, oh,
you're a tappy, Yeah you're a team. No, we're not a
team. Yeah we hit that beat four or five times across, so you
know what I can give you that. I think it's just that their charisma
is gonna at least raise it above and anybody's hands. Maybe that could end
up being a fail, but I think they could at least get me to
like a six out of ten because they're gonna be so good. So I
was surprised how much action there was in the trailer. Not that I was
like looking like John Wick because he didn't write this one, but I just
thought there's like more than I suspected from the first half the trailer to the
second half. But uh, I don't know, like if it's funny,
I feel like it's very much in the middle of for me, and obviously
we're all on different sides here, but I don't know it's gonna be a
fall guy for me or a bolt train. It looked like you go either
way. So I think I'll be seeing this in theaters though, because even
though it's Apple Plus and I haven't seen the Apple Plus movies because it was
I just couldn't make the time for I didn't see, Uh, what's the
fucking one Taylor wanted to see? And his wife made him see the big
short Napoleon Napoleon, thank you. I didn't see that. But this one
will. This will get me into the theaters unless the reviews are just savage,
like if if this was real, like even if it's like a ron
On Rod, to me, it was like a fifty. I'm still fine.
I like seeing these guys enough. But if it's really bad. Maybe
I'll maybe I'll wait, but I'll have hope, mm hmm. And then
the other ones beatle just looks fun. I don't know if this I don't
know if this trailer did. I guess it did quite a bit more than
the previous one. The freest one was really just like a little sizzle reel
or like more of a teaser, I guess, or is this showed a
lot of the visuals and I like how goofy and over the top and cheesy
does. And I'm sure the original ones like that. I just haven't seen
it. There was one CGI heavy sequence when they're in the sand, and
I'm like, I guess kind of looks bad, but I I think with
the ag well a little bit, but that actual monster is not CGI.
Okay, Well, then the background with CGI looked very CGI, but I
don't know like that could actually work for it. If it's like kind of
bad looking at metronics and like a weird background or something like that could kind
of fit with the tone of this, just based on what I've seen here.
So I'm excited for that one, excited for that retro and then kinds
of kindness. I don't know, this trailer didn't really do much for money
from the previous one. But then I went to read the the premise,
like the synopsis, which I hadn't done until now, because I because after
watching this, I'm like, I still have no idea what is going on
here, which is fine, but after reading the premise, I was actually
a lot more excited. So I don't know if you guys have done that,
if you're kind of know what's going to go on here, but I
think I really like the idea going on with this now, and especially seeing
these characters in the setup, I'm like, I mean, I was already
excited for this because I love poor things and I love the cast, but
I'm I'm dead from the uh pretty hyped for this one. Yeah, currently
you don't care, right, a little plo synopsis? Right, yeah,
splusha, hommy, let me let me read here. Jesus Kinds of Kindness
describes as a triptic fable, consists of three distinct but loosely connected stories.
The first segment, the Death of r MF, follows a man who seeks
to take charge of his own destiny after breaking away from his powerful boss.
The second RMF is flying to pick a man plagued by suspicions that his spouse,
who has recently returned after being reported missing as an impostor. In the
final segment, RMF Eats a Sandwich revolves around occultist's task to find a specific
person with the ability to resurrect the dead. So a pretty pretty wild series
of three stories, and I can't wait to see how they're loosely connected.
This is my last one for a night. But Dylan's read that's an just
as sure as a rock is covered in chills already. So I didn't know
all those specifics. I heard a little bit. Well that all I heard
is that it's an anthology movie and all the stories are based around sex.
Pretty much. I was in because cans that reviewed, cans are calm,
everyone say, reviewed very well. Looks like they got another winner over there.
They're smart to put this out pretty much right after Poor Things. They
know December, but really came to these Plus and Hulu like they held this
movie for this reason. So yeah, that got me very exciting. Like
Mark Qualley's playing four roles because she's playing right well, it looks like they
all are. Each of those three segments, they're all playing a different character,
which it makes so much sense to that first season when they all had
the different looks. It's like, Okay, there's lots of errors or something
going here. But like Mark Qualley, she's playing two characters and then in
one story she's playing twins. So it's like, oh, that's very fun,
Hunter Shaffer, I know it. She's just in one of the stories,
but uh yeah, that's uh. It's one of those things where I've
said the scene when we did the Poor Things reviewed, like I don't love
Killing the Sacred Deer and I don't love The Favorite. I there's the difference
between appreciate them on the filmmaking level and when I'll watch again, like the
Favorite, I might rewatched like soonish because I may want to go through some
of his old movies, and we ever watch Killing Sacred Deer because I think
we're gonna be maybe talking about that in Golden Geeks Era for the Geek First
Day coming August long. But uh yeah, like there's even a chance that
I might not love every story, might not love everything, but you just
always let get something unique. So already it's like that's such a rare anthology.
And even at Cansay now it's the next movie again. Emma Stone is
gonna be with him as Emmastone and Jesse Plemmons and the plot is two conspiracy
theories. Cannap a senator because I think she's an alien, and I'm pretty
sure that, like Amiston's playing, and so it's like great. So it's
like even if these movies swing and miss, it's like I just always appreciate
their taking a big swing, you know. That's way he found his stride
a bit for like your style of movie too, Yeah, you know.
Yeah, And I'm interested too because I've not I'm gonna go back and watch
some stuff too, because people described this as his most cruel work since another
film that I've not seen because I think it's in a different language, but
some of us, especially Killing Sacred Deer and uh uh oh the Lobster.
Sorry, take that back. I was about The Lost before Killing Sacred Dear.
I really like they are very mean spirited movies, and all the characters
are kind of awful people. And that's what I've heard he brings back in
this one, which I always like because I don't think you need the protagonists
to be a good person. Like we talked about that in the mad Max
review where the first act is just like bad People, and I was enjoying
watching these Bad People. So as long as it's been well and act well,
trail looks good. I'm I'm really excited too because I think they use
this song the last teaser and here I just got a feeling this movie it's
gonna have like a really banging soundtrack too. Like each song they've used just
feels like it's fitting with that vibe. So yeah, I'm this is definitely
I know we don't do Midway Golden the Geeks, but like my most anticipated
this being the top five right now for sure, Like there's tons of movies
out there, but this is what we'll like. This is why it's like
not to shoot at Kirklan Tay because theyre gonna sewisters have a good time.
That's where it's like when we're getting to June and I'm pretty sure that's like
very close to each other. It's like, that's what it's like. I
gotta see this versus like, oh, we got to kill the tornado.
You know, it's I'm sure it'll be fun, but like this is like
maybe for a real ride, you know. I don't think the tornado is
gonna be that fun, no, right, unless it's just like an orgy
tornado. You know you guys coming for that retro that we're doing Twisters tv
TVD for me TVD. I like him, I'll circle back. I'll circle
back, circle back. If you do Daredevil, I'll do Twister. Yeah.
What other trail do we get? We talked about? Oh Beatle?
Yeah, yeah, you talked about that. Is there anyone I didn't?
You didn't talk about it. I didn't talk about right youmana, you're good.
Yeah. Something just didn't hit me with the Beatle. Just Bilow Juice,
not Keton. I'm obviously Keton. He looks like he's still beel Juice,
sound like he's still like That's exactly what it is. There's just something
I was waiting to get that like Force Awakens whatever other like Blade Run twenty
forty nite. Something'lling it. Yeah, And I'm not trying to say I'm
not trying to do the fucking hot take them about on the stalls you did.
It doesn't work anymore, No, not that, I guess there's just
something. Oh fuck, I just lost all the air out of my body,
right there for a second. Beatlejuice just showed up behind him. They
said it three times. Fuck, there is something weird that I it's funny
because like I feel like there's two happy mediums, or there's two non happy
mediums, where there's so much films that are lit so poorly and we're like,
oh, we can't see shit, and then there's stuff that's like lit
too much. And I feel like a lot of scenes in this and on,
like The Ghostly World, but there's just times in the house which is
like it just looks like a movie. It looks like with SNL is making
it look like a movie, but it's not a movie. There's just certain
moments. But Yeah, I'm really excited for Dafoe. Again. We told
it before the fact that him and Tim Burn, yeah movie. The fact
that himilton Burn have never worked together is like like a duh, Like how
did that house that never? Like two kind of fun weirdos being weird together
like that just feels and it's a cool look like his brain's halfway out.
I like this idea of I always like the trope of a villain and a
hero having to work together, and I think that's me what they're gonna do
is Beetlejuice has to work with I know A Ryder's family to maybe fight a
bigger bad which is Monica. Blushi is like the not Belushi. I think
I'm saying that name wrong. Fucking not Belushi. What's her last name?
I'm forgetting it, Monica. I don't think it's Blushi. That's like the
no. But yes, it's gonna come in here. So I liked it,
thought it was good, but I do think it could venture into the
almost too much nostalgia. I think even little stuff like they didn't need to
do why I know a rider's hair the same way they had in the nineties,
you know, like it's just it's not looking good. It's just what
are you? Monica? What else would you say that? You said?
Okay, I said Blushi, so Baaluci, So there we go. So
okay, Yeah, this one's teetering for me. I because I remember the
teaser. I liked it, but I'm like, oh, when we get
that trailer, I'm gonna be really excited. And I didn't get that.
So I was kind of bummed out by that. But hopefully the movie plays
better because it is always hard to show calmed he's in a trailer because the
joke's gotta be set up a bit more so. But I'm excited for Keen.
I think Kean's gonna just like he did in the Flash. I think
he's always gonna bring it. So when I searched up, I forgot she
was Inspector and uh just spector scene between her and Craig Coach. That was
a fun retro. Go check out our Inspector review where we talked about the
ethics of James Bond having sex with a widow of the many killed. But
you know that's there's some questionable stuff. So some random movie news we're getting
into. I'm bumping one topic just because we've gone longer than one will be
long. Where were you bringing one trailer? Travis? Okay, this is
the fri established such a picture of this in my head that I'm curious.
Okay, I'm gonna mute that one though. That will definitely get us copyright
the fro In music for sure. No, you're right, I remember,
And just like holy fuck Frozen two. I didn't think it'd be so dark,
That's what I mean. It's got like a I don't know, and
the movie didn't deliver on that because it's not good as well either. Frozen
two. None of those movies are good. It's fantastic. They don't trust
me. None of them are good. I've not seen them. It's just
them cashing on princess and Disney songs. It's not good, right, Yeah,
I mean I'm glad as I've got and as the kids have gotten older
too, they're like rebelling against it, not even against me, because they
buy them all the Frozen stuff, but you get as much Frozen. Nah.
They don't like Frozen anymore. And it's like, yeah, they realized,
they finally realized ship movies. No, I saw them. I showed
them Fellowship. They saw a Frozen, Like, what the fuck is this
put on? Where's my frot opagans? You know that makes me happy,
except that I've done a good job, Travis. Yeah, this is a
good teaser though, I'll give you that. You know, So what is
she trying to do? Tell their house surf or just get over the wave
or what's No, there's something in that. It's like a video game.
There's something the ether out there. She's trying to get two but there's big
waves. So yeah, right, in the movie. They also explain what
this is all. Don't this fucking on a song? Oh this grief?
Fuck? Man? So good. Okay, we've seen enough, we've seen
it. To see this movie again? Yeah, we've seen enough. I
can feel them on right now. Would you rather watch a Frozen two or
Ricky Stinicky Travis again? Yeah? Like you right now? You have to
end the cast and go watch one of these. Don't even do this,
Travis. That is the bottoms of the barrel Our fifty four for Ricky Saniki,
Oh no, my god, they really were confident? No no,
and what's the round time for fro Our forty three? Those are both fucking
mega long movies. Man, that's that's uh, not that long. But
just when you don't like the movie, no cook ons right, I will
pick I'll pick Frozen too. So still never seen Frozen two. Yeah,
it's one of those movies where it's like drass World, the last one.
We made a billion dollars, but no one ever fucking talks about it.
It's like Captain Marvel, It's like, how you made this money and like
nothing happened. I can just feel a negative review coming on the podcast for
this. Uh, Frozen two, though I'd make that I agree with you.
I agree with you, so I didn't know so that was my iconic.
But that doesn't mean Frozen's great, like Nicholas Creage is iconic. Does
that mean ghostwriters great? No, doesn't know. Those things don't apply one
person. I would never fail the movies. I think it's just for the
hype of them. I think there is. If you were to rank the
Disney movies, they are not even top fifty. Yeah, and I think
there's You guys did that ranking right me. Maintain did a top ten once
as a special, but we never did a rank. We did the whole
thing. No, oh no, we ranked everything. Jessica going to do
that too, you Yeah, and she didn't show up. Yeah. We
ranked every brot he wrote. We did every Pixar movie because there's a small
amount. I would love that. Okay, Okay, that's what I was
thinking about. But you meant all of Disney. Okay, that changes things