WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:03.919 Like Mitch McConnell's hand looks like this were just more wrinkled. What if he's 2 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:09.320 slowly becoming black as he as he ages because because he's he was cursed. 3 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:14.599 He was cursed by a fucking I don't know, like a like a voodoo 4 00:00:16.239 --> 00:00:38.759 glue. Niggas you nigga too? Hey look he me alright, man, 5 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:46.039 no, man, the little Bernie, what the fuck are you doing? 6 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:54.000 You was happening? Oh I haven't. I've never seen you know, I've 7 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.359 never seen a single episode of Lawn Order. You see. That's not true. 8 00:00:57.399 --> 00:00:59.240 That's not true. I'm not even kidding. Well, no, hold 9 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:00.240 on, nold on, hold on, hold on. There is that one 10 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:07.680 I'm talking about. What I'm talking about this, there's the one Logan Paul 11 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:12.920 episode of Law and Order that I did see, but that I forgot. 12 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:17.400 That's my only What is going on with your camera? Bro? Fucking it's 13 00:01:18.239 --> 00:01:21.879 it's on the trailing thing and then it just completely got lost. It just 14 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.920 ignored the ghost. That's why you got a ghost from your house. And 15 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.480 I followed the spirit. Remember people people would say that shit like like your 16 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:32.640 camera loses folk, your webcam loses focus because it's trying to focus on a 17 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:38.879 ghost behind you, dumb dumbest shit. I remember, like that got an 18 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:44.280 invisible thing, because that's I remember shit like that. Man, I remember, 19 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:47.519 I remember those text messages that you would get like where it's like four 20 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:49.920 this the three people or else you're gonna die. And like I remember being 21 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.920 young enough to being I remember being young enough when I got those to be 22 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:59.159 in like just pretty. I'm pretty confident this isn't true, so I'm not 23 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.640 gonna do it, but I'm scared a little bit, like I would go 24 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.200 like I would go to that case. I would just in case, and 25 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:08.439 then fucking wrote my friends into it, tu and they're like, yo, 26 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:13.080 fuck you kids? Did I was sorry, guys, I would I would 27 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:16.159 never just in case, but I would always be super stressed. See you 28 00:02:16.159 --> 00:02:22.400 guys fucked up because you had see I created some from scratch where you send 29 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:24.639 them to women exclusively, and you'd be like, if you don't send me, 30 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:30.599 uh three nudes within X amount of time, Uh, you're deviant, 31 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:37.199 You're tired. I'm obviously bucking around. I couldn't. I wasn't imagine. 32 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.759 I couldn't drink anything good enough together to make it sound authentic. But Uh 33 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:46.520 yeah, that's fucking hell. Kids that did that that definitely didn't believe. 34 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:49.840 The thing is, I haven't really seen that. I would admire it. 35 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:52.400 If I really did come across it, I'd like, Wow, that's so 36 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.120 Derek in like ten thousand and one, Derek in two thousand and one, 37 00:02:57.479 --> 00:03:01.639 like just just staring at the horizon saying like I am become devil purveyor of 38 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:10.560 nudes. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, Dark, You're like, yo, I 39 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:15.280 gotta I gotta mention this. I gotta mention this before I forget. I 40 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:19.080 went to a went to a concert the other night, the first time, 41 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:23.639 first concert I've been doing in a in a fucking probably since twenty twenty one. 42 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:24.639 I think. I don't think I saw any shows in twenty twenty two 43 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:30.560 as far as I remember. Uh, And it was fucking Animals as Leaders, 44 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:38.520 Devin Townsend and fucking Dream Theater. We're doing this weird, fucking Yeah. 45 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.240 How long was that fucking show? It was like three hours? It 46 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.280 was like a three hour show, I think it was. I think it 47 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:49.360 was it was. It might have been a little bit longer, like Dream 48 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:53.680 like two days long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they there there were 49 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:54.560 a couple of them where I was like, damn, this is a long 50 00:03:54.759 --> 00:04:00.280 fucking song, but dude, man, super fucking awesome show, like a 51 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:05.199 really really like good time. And I was almost wasn't gonna go because I 52 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:09.000 was like, oh man, the traffic, the traffic, to fucking the 53 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:15.159 traffic in La is so demoralizing that it almost convinced me not to Novo. 54 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:19.160 We went to. We went to the Sofi station, well not yeah, 55 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:23.079 it is the YouTube theater next to the Sofi Stadium, So it's like Englewood. 56 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:25.480 Oh that's what. That's not as bad. That's not as bad. 57 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:30.600 It's not as bad, but it's still it's not good. You're still going 58 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:33.600 to the one dude to the Anaheim was crazy, Well, yeah, you're 59 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:44.199 going to analy so every Californian had to be there. Yeah, and then 60 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:46.759 it was in Anaheim and that theater is enormous, so it was full of 61 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:50.040 people. But when I saw the Weekend in Kate Trenana, that ship was 62 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:55.759 not that bad at all. M yeah, we're also very close. I 63 00:04:55.879 --> 00:05:00.519 saw the Weekend wearing that h MF doom mask. I did didn't know if 64 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.319 like I didn't, I didn't know if it was a homage or if he's 65 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:08.079 like that Nigga's dead and I'm just gonna I'm just him now. Ever, 66 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:14.560 ever since, ever since, ever since his HBO show kind of fell apart, 67 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:16.920 like he's been trying to find a new identity. I think, yeah, 68 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.959 yeah, he's like, ah fuck, it wasn't people saying it was 69 00:05:21.240 --> 00:05:26.360 Did you see that horrible you watched you actually watched the show. I didn't 70 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:28.839 see any of it. First episode. It was horrible. I was like, 71 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:30.360 I can't watch any more of this. Yeah, it was. He 72 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:32.800 just like singing and shit, No, it's just a weekend going like it's 73 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:36.399 literally I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even exaggerating. There there are clips 74 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:40.759 that I've seen of that show where it's just the weekend going, yeah, 75 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:45.360 I'm gonna I'm gonna lick you up. I'm gonna lick your fucking fat, 76 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:49.240 gross wet pussy up and down and and like oh man, and like literally 77 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:53.879 like just the grossest shit coming out of the weekends mouth. And it's like, 78 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:58.680 you are the weekend. You can't be talking like this. Have you 79 00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:01.519 heard of music? Bro? Have you heard his music? No? No, 80 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:04.759 you can't. No, but you can sing like that people can sing 81 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:08.839 whatever the fuck they want. You can't talk like that. You can't talk 82 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:13.000 like it demystifies the singing now because now it's just like because now I know 83 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:17.360 what you're saying when you're singing it, it's like you're gross. Oh fuck. 84 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:21.199 It is a show about an abusive relationship with a famous person, like 85 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:25.920 a famous abusive relationship, and it's really hard to watch. They fucked up 86 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:29.879 because the expectations are way too high. There was a bunch of people that 87 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:31.480 are already complained about the show for it came out, and I'm like, 88 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:34.639 you hyped it up too much already. It's supposed to be the opposite way, 89 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.720 you know. It's like, what was that stupid show that everybody's freaking 90 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:44.040 out one euphoria? I wanted to hear Yeah. I didn't hear shit about 91 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:46.720 it until until it was the second season. Really, that was when I 92 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:50.639 was really like hearing uh yeah, shit about it to the point where I 93 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:55.519 actually watched it. I was like, what the and who was that nefarious 94 00:06:55.560 --> 00:07:00.920 fucking Batman? And they're just Batman bro a good guy. He just the 95 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:04.959 people's apartments. He is. He is the most evil character I've seen in 96 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:09.639 a non fantasy setting, like in a non fantasy or sci fi setting. 97 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:13.000 That his most evil nigg I've ever seen in my life. I got watch 98 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:16.519 it again because I kind of forgot about dude. He's crazy waiting the season 99 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:20.839 waiting season three gets announce again. I like, I like that. Yeah, 100 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:25.279 it's a good idea just to be like, damn, dude, how 101 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:29.519 is no dude? He choked the Spanish girl, he beat up a gay 102 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:33.519 dude, he beat up another dude, and then he broke into someone's house. 103 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:36.360 Like this guy looking someone's house. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure 104 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:41.600 he broke into someone's house twice. And it's the same house, it's the 105 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:46.519 same place. This man didn't get the hammer. He didn't get the hammer. 106 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:48.079 He didn't get a fucking he didn't he didn't get the fucking strap. 107 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:50.959 He was like, I'm just gonna be scared rest of my life. And 108 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:55.560 I would have gotten like is that what white privilege is? Bro? Like, 109 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:59.199 when people talk about white privilege, is that like you're so like, 110 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:01.399 well, that was that's never gonna happen against you, just never work. 111 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:07.360 It's white privilege is starting occup It's it's like you're starting off Skyron with one 112 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:11.560 hundred percent lock picking. Uh stap, you know what I mean, where 113 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:18.519 it's like apparently you can just get you White privilege is like having sixty five 114 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:22.759 speech in birth. You just have sixty five speech and you're like, oh, 115 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.600 this is better than I thought. Like, you come out here, 116 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:28.120 you come out the fucking canal with sixty five speech and they're like, oh, 117 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:31.959 here, here's a discount. I definitely didn't have sixty five. Don't 118 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:35.080 worry about this. The whole scenario was great. It's just yeah, broke 119 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:39.039 in, the fact that he broke in. The guy didn't fight back at 120 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.279 all. He didn't. There's no way someone breaking in my house. We're 121 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:46.840 not not fighting. We're not about to dedicate another episode to you for you. 122 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:48.559 We're not about to do that. We already had another man. We 123 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:54.080 should Well, nothing I was gonna say, though, to be fair, 124 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:58.360 nothing really happened this week. You know, we have a Barbie came out. 125 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:05.039 I guess nothing happened. The government did confirm the existence of aliens, 126 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:11.799 which I guess is fucking something not confirmed. Someone went and testified on the 127 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:16.039 sand aliens. That doesn't confirm anything. They could be lying. I don't 128 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:20.240 really know, but they could be lying. Someone could be lying. Here's 129 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:22.600 my thing, Wait, what are you gonna say, Chris Well, I 130 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:30.399 was gonna say, I don't don't give it lying like I don't. I 131 00:09:30.519 --> 00:09:33.720 really don't care. No, no, not at all, Like, and 132 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:37.399 it upsets me that I don't, because, like I feel like this would 133 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:41.879 have been exciting at some point, but it's no longer that point where I'm 134 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:46.840 looking. I'm looking at like, if there is government uh, if there's 135 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:52.919 like an official government testimony on record under the court under oath that all this 136 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:56.279 stuff is real, that does lean towards it being true, because like, 137 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:00.600 lying about that shit is really under oath. It's one thing to lie about 138 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:03.919 on the podcast, right, but lying about it under oath is fucking next 139 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:09.279 level stupid. Not really, it's really not. It's literally I don't know 140 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:13.320 what. Yes, you're lying under oath. But people lyne the oath on 141 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:16.879 politibolically all the time. I understand, but I understand, but those are 142 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:22.679 savvy people. Those are savvy people are not people they are why they get 143 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:28.240 away with it. Here's here's the thing. If it here's it doesn't do 144 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:31.080 anything for me, Like, what the fuck does Oh, there's a UFO 145 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:33.720 that we found or whatever, and it and it and it moves quick and 146 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:37.039 it's fucking clearly non human in origin. It's like, what the It's like, 147 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:41.200 that's cool. What does it do for me? Well, it confirms 148 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:46.759 that there are species of aliens. There's extra strical light that is actually relatively 149 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:50.799 close, which I think is a big fucking deal. I think that's I 150 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:54.519 don't. I mean, as somebody who absolutely loves sci fi, that's like 151 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:58.159 the fucking dream. Yeah, it's like, that's like, people, finally 152 00:10:58.200 --> 00:11:03.799 we get to try some alien pussy like that, relatively relatively your choice, 153 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:11.320 your choice of focus. That's so you have a gigantic focus in a minute 154 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:16.759 way. That's actually everyone. Everyone wants aliens. Bro see look at let 155 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:20.120 me let me break this down for you real quick. So people are always 156 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:22.960 attracted to the you know, the thing they're not used to do. They 157 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:24.960 grow up around certain types of people, certain ethnicities or whatever. They're all, 158 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:28.080 yeah, they're attractive, but then they get used to them. Then 159 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:31.159 they kind of just peek over into the corners to see this this type of 160 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:33.159 figure they've never really seen before, and it's intriguing. It's like Wow, 161 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.080 this person looks wow, like interesting whatever. So then you've seen an alien 162 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:41.600 that's maybe somewhat humanoid. You can actually intelligently tell that they have a pussy 163 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:45.360 or something. Then all of a sudden, you're like, that's awesome. 164 00:11:45.879 --> 00:11:48.480 I need to know. I need to test drive this fucking this M five, 165 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:52.080 fucking BMW or whatever the fuck. I don't I'm not really in a 166 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:56.080 car, so I don't know, but I'm just saying, you got this 167 00:11:56.240 --> 00:12:00.559 the levels the highest level of pussy, because you know, it's a they're 168 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:03.240 advanced enough to come here because we don't know where they came from sore, 169 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:07.919 they have this awesome interstellar travel, so they probably have next level pussy as 170 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:11.399 well, so naturally I need to try the next level pussy. I mean, 171 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.480 you're acting like I'm fucking I'm alone here, but you're not alone because 172 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:20.840 a lot of people all they think about is pussy, and it's really sad 173 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:26.279 for me. There's there's so much more that needs that that can go on, 174 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:30.559 right, there's so much technology. No, not bussy. I'm not 175 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:33.559 trying to fuck them, not yet. Fucking them will happen? Now? 176 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:35.639 Will I have to happen? I feel like it's the first thing you do, 177 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:39.080 and then they share. The secret will have to happen after. We 178 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:43.639 will have to happen, You'll have to I just wonder if we'll be able 179 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.600 to tell what it is we're staring at, Like, say, you see 180 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:50.000 an alien, are you gonna be able to like know what you're looking at? 181 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:52.200 Like, oh, I can tell that it has feet, and it's 182 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:56.919 gonna look it's gonna it's gonna look like a holographic baseball card or something where 183 00:12:56.960 --> 00:13:03.639 it's like it's it's like you can't quite it's it's it's it's never exactly one 184 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.840 or the other. It's like, oh, I don't know. I don't 185 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:09.480 know that things like us can exist, So maybe they might be sort similar 186 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:13.279 to us. That's why I'm out of sci fi. Things look sort of 187 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:16.879 here, things that sort of shaped like us exist here. Here's here's the 188 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:22.559 thing about our circumstances. Here's here's here's here's the thing right where it's like, 189 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:26.000 this is all whatever, it's it's interesting, doesn't do shit for me 190 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:28.759 unless I can actually see the things they're talking about or interact with the things 191 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.159 that they're talking about in any given because otherwise this might as well just be 192 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:35.759 fucking fiction anyway, because it's just people talking about shit that has no bearing 193 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:37.519 on my life. They did talk about it like there's just one tystamony. 194 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:41.399 Christians go crazy, that's the thing. No, won't. It's fine, 195 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.679 they'll they'll adopt it very easily, like they have constantly. It's the same 196 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.080 reason why they're like, yeah, being gay is a fucking sin, and 197 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:50.720 then they're getting head in the fucking uh you know, the congressional bathroom or 198 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:54.200 whatever the fuck. It's like they find ways to get away with all that 199 00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:56.039 shit. Also, by the way, like I think a reason why none 200 00:13:56.039 --> 00:14:00.519 of this is surprising to me is because like anybody who wasn't fucking retarded understands 201 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:03.200 that aliens are real. Like I think I think it's like, yeah, 202 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:05.519 like you, like you would have to be, like you would have to 203 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:13.159 be a fucking moron sincerely to not understand that aliens are absolutely probably real, 204 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:16.360 you know what I mean, Like it's it seems inconci like the scale of 205 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:20.519 the universe and everything. It's like you're fucking but see the you see That's 206 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:24.799 the thing. I think everybody can, I would say, uh, come 207 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:28.679 to a consensus that most likely, it's a probability that they exist. But 208 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:33.440 the thing is, what is what is incredible is if there are multiple aircraft 209 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.360 and if they friend aliens here. That's the thing that's like that well they're 210 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:43.240 they're here. There, that that they're potentially here is a bigger deal. 211 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:48.279 But until I see that, I just I can't get like because they said 212 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.000 that. They said, like one of the testimonies was like, oh, 213 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:54.320 we found biologics, I think is what they refer to it as specifically, 214 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:58.360 like which is like biological biological remains or whatever. It's like, all right, 215 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:01.360 show me that fucking show me though that body or whatever, then I'll 216 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:07.360 be like excited. Also if those bodies look like the fucking Little Green Men, 217 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:15.279 dude, if those body grays, if those bodies actually look like grays, 218 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:18.159 and that means that there has been like probably like a hundred year long 219 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:22.799 gaslighting campaign against like people who have genuinely seen them, and everybody's been just 220 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:26.960 like laughing the fuck these people and taking the space and sodomized and like that, 221 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:30.559 and they thumbed down and they're telling their stories and they're like you're lying, 222 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:33.279 and it's like I'm not lying. That's what I'm so much more interested 223 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:35.399 in. It's like, what do these fucking because if they don't look like 224 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:41.440 grays, then it's then it's a little bit less interesting actually, Like it's 225 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:43.159 because because that means it's just sort of like a new thing that like we 226 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.559 just sort of you know what I mean. It's that's that's that's inherently more 227 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:50.799 interesting, but less less of a story for that angle you're going for. 228 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:54.320 Your story would just have less of an angle, but it would still be 229 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:56.840 Crazy's like, well, it just means that every single it just means that 230 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:00.200 every single alien interaction before this was still lie, you know what I mean, 231 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.840 maybe very well might not be a lie. If they're not grazed, 232 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:10.799 then it doesn't because they all describe them that way, but like the single 233 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:17.679 one of them after a certain point, right after after what I understand, 234 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:22.080 I understand, But but early on, early on, they're all described that 235 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:25.000 way, and then like I'm sure that leans into like you know, people 236 00:16:25.039 --> 00:16:26.960 faking it for cloud or whatever later on and using that description. I'm sure 237 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:32.639 right, But like if those early examples with no reason to make up that 238 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:37.440 specific description are shown to like if that's not what they look like that. 239 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.399 I don't know, I'd be disappointed. I'd be a little b disappointed that 240 00:16:40.399 --> 00:16:45.559 because that might disorder like aliens. Look, man, I've seen some weird 241 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:49.480 shit. I've seen some weird stuff. But the thing is, I feel 242 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:53.480 like the whole hiding aliens because one one thing that I've heard, which is 243 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:56.960 somewhat plausible, is the reason they would hide it is for the technology, 244 00:16:57.039 --> 00:17:02.399 specifically for weapons. The thing is and and this here's the thing. All 245 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:04.559 that shit always gets out. There's spies everywhere. So I still don't think 246 00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:07.559 that's really good enough. Thing. It's kind of like we're talking about up 247 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:11.640 and highs and stuff, because here's the thing, Like, all that stuff's 248 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.680 top secret until it's not very soon after because then espionage and all this shit 249 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:18.839 happens. People sell stuff, get money, then everybody has the plans and 250 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:23.160 they make better shit. So the uh so my point being that, oh, 251 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:26.519 they're hiding things for the technology for the weaponry, I'm like, yeah, 252 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:30.839 but not like, here's the thing. Out of all the people that 253 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:34.440 work with aliens, who that would work with aliens, you don't think one 254 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:38.799 of these motherfuckers would slip a picture and send it home to their homies or 255 00:17:38.799 --> 00:17:42.920 their fucking wires or something, and that shit would spread like wildfire. I've 256 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:48.400 heard. But see, here's the thing there there is you know what did 257 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:52.400 they say? The only person that keep his secret is like, what is 258 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:55.839 it? What is it? Like? Yeah? Some shit like that. 259 00:17:56.160 --> 00:18:02.079 Even that's the people there every pole. We are learning things about stale who 260 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:04.079 have been dead for like fucking ages because you find you find like some journal 261 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:10.279 that they wrote that never yea, yeah yeah. Imagine being a fun idiot 262 00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:14.240 and having a journal where you write secrets. Imagine writing your fucking secrets. 263 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:17.640 Did you imagine that? Could you imagine? Like? I think there is 264 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:21.079 millions upon millions of people in this country alone that that do that shit. 265 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:23.960 First I have, I have because I have Definitely, you can't think of 266 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:29.759 it if you can't say something like imagine you find out something that is fundamentally 267 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:33.319 changing the way, Like imagine you find out no joke, no cap no 268 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:40.079 no if Anzel butts magic from like a skyrom level like high magic is real. 269 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:44.960 But you cannot tell anyone that. I would have to write it down 270 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.519 somewhere. I would have to get that out of my head onto something, 271 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:52.279 because it would drive me insane thinking about it. Well, I guess that 272 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:56.079 to be fair, also have to do I have to. I have to 273 00:18:57.359 --> 00:19:03.400 what I saw some guy get resurrect did like on some fucking believe us if 274 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:07.920 you saw someone get resurrected. If I saw some I saw some wow or 275 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:12.400 something, got to go up to him and just backup. You know, 276 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:17.440 it's funny about that. What's really funny about that prospect about like, oh, 277 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:22.839 you see a resurrection happen, and then like Jesus suddenly becomes plausible. 278 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:30.799 It's like it's simultaneously makes Jesus more plausible and more believable, but less important 279 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:37.960 because it's because it's because no, because Jesus self rest, that's a different 280 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:41.440 kind of magic. That's more impressive right there. It's different. It's kind 281 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:45.319 of like, holy shit, did he cast did he cast death ward on 282 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:47.960 himself so he knew he was gonna die? Then he would come back a 283 00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:52.559 few days later. This is crazy, but that's but that's like shit that 284 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.519 you can't, like, you know, a regular person like we all like 285 00:19:56.599 --> 00:20:00.240 make jokes like I wouldn't dislike that, but a regular person you can't get 286 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:03.119 information like that and be fine. Your brain is gonna start one, you're 287 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:07.920 gonna start thinking to get out, I understand. I just mean I was 288 00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:11.880 just speaking about them in general, like I mean like as as a general 289 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:15.119 too, like people writing there like deep like not even people in high positions 290 00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:17.720 of power where like they're learning some crazy I just mean, like generally, 291 00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:19.200 like as an individual, like why are you writing your deepest, dark and 292 00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:22.920 secrets down in a fucking I have three journals and I filled them all with 293 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.319 fake shit, and it's all fake, like all that fake shit way like 294 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:30.880 everybody everybody's Oh, it's absolutely insane. I want nobody to understand. I 295 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:36.039 want nobody to know what my life is except for me. That's all you 296 00:20:36.119 --> 00:20:37.480 get. There's gonna be a movie about me, and you're gonna be like 297 00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:41.119 that never happened. Why the why the fuck is this here? Why is 298 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:45.680 that there? Why? Why? Why did Kingston kill my dog in this 299 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:48.720 movie? Why? Why did I kill Chris's dog in this movie? That 300 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:52.400 never happened? What the fuck is this? Never? What is what is 301 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.680 this bullshit? You know what I want to do? I wanna I'm gonna 302 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:59.720 write a journal and say all these say all the gay Perry's and stuff was 303 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:02.400 just it was just a cry. It was just a cry for help. 304 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:07.079 Yeah, like I couldn't come out. It's like Eminem and a freaking anchor. 305 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:12.079 There wasn't a movie with a fucking uh oh my god and Express. 306 00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:18.720 No, that was the interview interview, Yeah, it was the Interinem was 307 00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:23.039 like, I forgot North Korea, the North Korea one. Yeah, I 308 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:27.079 totally forgot about that movie. Yeah, because I'm a homosexual. I think 309 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:30.759 that's why I wrote that. I was that that scene was really funny because 310 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:36.799 of how serious Eminem's forgot reaction was, Like he was just like, I'm 311 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:38.960 a gay man. Everybody's like, what's going on? He's like, I 312 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:41.119 don't know how you guys didn't see it all the things I was writing, 313 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:45.680 everything I was saying, I was, I'm obviously homosexual man. And I 314 00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:48.839 was like, this one funny moment a really not that funny movie. I'm 315 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:53.480 very upset. Yeah, that movie was like more like the premise was funnier 316 00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:56.720 than the actual. Yeah, like how what they actually did with it? 317 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.920 Nold Pineapple Express? You know, a Pineapple Express suck too. I didn't 318 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:03.200 like Pineapple Express. I don't mb it was funny as fuck, dude. 319 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:07.920 I of stoner comedies is the thing, like it just doesn't None of that 320 00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:15.880 ship works for me. Like Harold the Kumar doesn't work. Funny as the 321 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:18.880 first one was really funny. I thought, No, Patrick Harris as himself 322 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:22.759 was fucking dope in those movies. I love. They're funny moments in absolute 323 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:26.839 degenerate. Yeah, I like the I don't know, I like them. 324 00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:30.720 I also I like I'm immature shit, So I like a lot of those 325 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:34.000 comedies, not all of them, because then they you know, people started 326 00:22:34.079 --> 00:22:37.640 doing the Marble thing. Before the Marble thing, it was like, oh, 327 00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:42.039 we're just gonna make these now. Yeah, those those guys, those 328 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:48.200 guys it was Judd Apatow and like one other guy like that. Yeah, 329 00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:52.880 like fucking your Highness and stuff like that, where it's like there was Michael 330 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:56.720 Sarah was in two thousand movies. Because of the super Bad they started putting 331 00:22:56.759 --> 00:23:00.079 him in a youth and Revolt that June know, like it was all like 332 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:04.480 Juno was a good movie though actually was Actually some of them were written really 333 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.279 well, like some of them were. Some of those movies were written really 334 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:10.559 well, and then a lot of them were just like you know, it 335 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.000 was the success of like knocked up and everything that Seth Rogan was in. 336 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:18.839 It was relatively the same forgetting Sarah Marshall get him to the Greek you know 337 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:25.279 what You're honestly kind of reminds me of It reminds me of the YouTube scene 338 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:30.440 back in like uh twenty seventeen where you would have like for every juno there 339 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:33.880 were like five year highnesses or whatever, you know what I mean, where 340 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:40.039 it's like I feel like you just had like these like not to get too 341 00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:41.640 political, but like, you know, I think you understand what I'm saying, 342 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:44.720 where there were there were just a lot of people who just sort of 343 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:48.559 jumped in with very very little talent to their name, and it sort of 344 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:56.680 like, let's pretend to Beth, let's be Seth Rogan those people, though 345 00:23:56.079 --> 00:24:07.200 I'm Seth Rogan is to me is that I feel like there's probably a few 346 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:11.759 video essays that people are like, Yo, this nigga sucks, like people 347 00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:15.960 are you know, like you notice because if you go back and watch him 348 00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:22.039 perform in all of his movies, he's the exact same. His jokes usually 349 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:26.079 aren't pretty funny, his voice is extremely annoying, his laugh is incredibly annoying, 350 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:29.839 and it's the stuff going around him, like say, uh, like 351 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:34.480 if you watched Pineapple Express his h his character in that movie. I was 352 00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:37.519 like, this guy is just a piece of shit and he's not enjoyable. 353 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:41.759 I'm not enjoying anytime he's on the screen, but like at all. And 354 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.359 he's also he was like what the weed dealer or whatever, I don't remember 355 00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:49.559 what he was. He was like a subpoena guy getting on Yeah, and 356 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:52.960 I was like this is I was like, this is this is probably actually 357 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:56.640 Seth Rogan. He's like, I'm gonna do my this was me when I 358 00:24:56.720 --> 00:25:00.799 was this age, and I'm just gonna make this a movie and kind of 359 00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:04.640 like what that that comedian Chris D'Elia. He's like, Oh, I'm a 360 00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:10.279 degenerate. I'm gonna start taking roles of me doing this shit that I do. 361 00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:12.119 And this is weird. Bro, Yeah I'm weird. But I'm going 362 00:25:12.119 --> 00:25:14.759 off on a tangent right now. It's like, yeah, man, I 363 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.839 can't. I would love to play this pedophile in this in this film? 364 00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:22.240 Why not? Like why would you? Why? I'm curious about that, 365 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:23.920 Like why would anybody accept that role? Like I get it, like if 366 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:27.599 you're get. I get people are desperate for like fucking attention and desperate for 367 00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:33.559 success, but like, holy shit, have some self respect that it was 368 00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:37.519 way too popular to take that role. I'm sure his agents were like, 369 00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:41.240 please don't take this, Please don't take this role. You don't need to 370 00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:47.279 take it. It's this is reserved for people are just a step above background 371 00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:49.440 actors, like people that are doing background actors. Then they finally started getting 372 00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:56.319 some more. That's like, yeahs, if you need to eat, like 373 00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:57.839 if you like, if you need if you really need to eat, take 374 00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:02.640 this role. But if you need to eat, and if you take this 375 00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:06.640 role, you better act. You better do so you better be so good. 376 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:12.039 He would be so good or so bad that people can look past it. 377 00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:15.799 You know, it's crazy. I was when I was doing background acting 378 00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:18.319 work. I don't remember if I told you guys, I was on this 379 00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:25.359 shitty Fox show called Lie to Me with Tim Roth and Michael B. Jordan's 380 00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:29.480 he was. It's it's crazy to see his origin because he was just like 381 00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:32.720 a role that he probably looks back and be like, I can't believe I 382 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:34.839 took this because he's just some dirty nigga that just stole some chicks purse, 383 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:37.920 like he's just we were all walking on the street and stuff, and then 384 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.279 he's just smiling at this girl you know, steals the person runs away like 385 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:45.279 an absolutely degenerate and then you look at him now to see like I love 386 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:49.759 seeing that that evolution of seeing him on the Wire. Bro, I remember 387 00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:55.000 watching him in the Wire being a little kid drugged. He gets shot and 388 00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:59.519 killed in a bathroom by one of his homies on some grimy dude that shows 389 00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:07.720 so fucked up watch. I haven't seen a single episode of the Wire of 390 00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:11.160 the Wire. Yeah, I think it's I think it's I think it's one 391 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:14.319 of the best shows ever. But it's it's it's it's hard to watch though. 392 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:18.240 It is a hard especially if you if you're from you're from like the 393 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:22.079 hood. If you've watching, it's gonna be like this hits way too close 394 00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:23.160 to home at some moments, and I really don't, like you want to 395 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:26.400 move to like Baltimore or nothing, you know what. Not Baltimore sucks, 396 00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:33.920 dude, Baltimore does, indeed fucking suck. It's crazy Like I was, 397 00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:37.039 I was in Baltimore, Like it's not cool. I was in Baltimore, 398 00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:41.119 like for a couple of days, like I think two months ago, and 399 00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:48.240 I I didn't even know, Like I have never seen a city that was 400 00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:53.079 in and of itself a dilapidated suburb. It like it broke my head trying 401 00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:56.200 to like scan what it was. I was like, this does not register, 402 00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:00.480 this doesn't compute. This is a new territory. It's like a fog 403 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:07.279 of war opened up. No hyper bowl. I've never heard one person from 404 00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:11.559 Baltimore say one nice thing about Baltimore, and that's kind of fucked up, 405 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:15.039 because you know, even people that come from like fucked up areas, they 406 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:21.799 usually have something nice to say that. I will think about DC everything from 407 00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:26.279 DCS like you fu DC, DC. That is the worst. Really, 408 00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:29.440 it's the worst place in the country. I think DC is probably the worst 409 00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:34.240 place to live in America. DC. DC is super weird because, like 410 00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:40.519 the city around the White House is just fake. It's like some North Korean 411 00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:48.519 fucking like set up for like you will. You will literally walk by buildings 412 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:51.000 on street level and you know, having like New York or like even in 413 00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:52.640 fucking Los Angeles, you go by the bottom floor of buildings and they'll be 414 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.079 like you know, it'll be like a tall building, but there will be 415 00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.240 like a I don't know, like a CVS at the bottom, or like 416 00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.440 there would be like a parent thing where you could go in and it's like 417 00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:06.039 apartments or like you know this store, that store, this restaurant, that 418 00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:11.720 restaurant in Washington, DC. The bottoms of those buildings don't have any signage, 419 00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:17.240 they don't have any entrance. As far as I saw, it's fucking 420 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:21.839 fake. I was. I remember walking like ten minutes, oh like around 421 00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:25.480 the White House trying to find someplace to eat, and the places that were 422 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:30.960 to eat were inside the center. Like you had to go underground to the 423 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:34.559 middle of a courtyard in those buildings to get to the storefronts. It was 424 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:38.920 fucking baffling. I was like, this is a wrong place, dude. 425 00:29:40.039 --> 00:29:45.359 DC people the president who got inaugurated, and my grandma said, some guy 426 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:49.480 got shot up two blocks away. DC is horrible. Like the president got 427 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:53.000 inaugurated. Everybody who's watching for the president. And then all of the villains 428 00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:56.279 were like, yes, the cops are watching the monkey get in office. 429 00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:02.960 We can go thrive and they went and just fucking just louting, and I'm 430 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.200 just people getting shot and robbed right like four blocks away from like Virginia Avenue, 431 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:10.680 that's what it's. Virginia Avenue is what it's called. Or is it 432 00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:17.119 Pennsylvania Avenue, Pensylia Avenue. People are getting shot and it was just like, 433 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.319 I hate that I went there. I went there for like two weeks 434 00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:22.160 hang out. One of my cousins. My cousin came back three a k 435 00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.640 to say they got jumped, and I was like, where are you going? 436 00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:30.119 So I'm going to different parts and they're jumping me at different parts and 437 00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:34.279 place is condemned. They need to shut it down. It they need to 438 00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.599 move the White House. I don't know, fucking New York City. I 439 00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:41.240 was thinking about that. I'm like, what West? Can we really West 440 00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:45.400 Virginia? Can we can? We? Can we switch this up? Now? 441 00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.559 It's not Virginia. It's not it's been. I think it's been. 442 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.960 Uh, isn't it West? Isn't DC in West Virginia? D Season DC 443 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:56.480 DC is its own thing, d D Season DC, but it's in it's 444 00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:02.079 surrounded by Virginia State. It's like, it's sound Vatican no, but it's 445 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:06.359 not what it is. That's no, I listen, it is it is 446 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:12.640 within a state, but it is not, you are right, straight up? 447 00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:15.640 Its straight up like the Vatican. Yeah, yeah, but I don't 448 00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:18.000 remember. But it's like on the border. It's on the border of like 449 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:21.279 I think, is is it the border of West Virginia. I don't know. 450 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.599 I haven't looked it up in a long time, but I was pretty 451 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:25.559 sure. Just I could be wrong, you might be right. I don't 452 00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:27.119 know. I don't give a shit. I don't think about DC ever, 453 00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:34.960 who never, never, ever. I don't care about the Capitol or anything. 454 00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.799 I don't care about it. There's nothing for me. Nobody gives a 455 00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:42.119 ship on the Capitol. Wait, why why did I do this? That's 456 00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:48.720 why I got rated and nothing happened. That's why. Well, I mean 457 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.400 there's other reasons for that too. But there's the most embarrassing moment in America. 458 00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:55.559 And I think that people don't talk. We're not talking about it. 459 00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:56.880 I mean, I feel like slavery is probably a bigger one. But like, 460 00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:00.839 yeah, I guess, I guess modern modern modern modern, Yeah, 461 00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:05.119 post slavery, post lavery. I mean, what is it modern? We're 462 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:09.119 only three years old. There's still modern relative, but yeah, yeah, 463 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:12.599 there's lads, modern relative, but like, oh, what the hell, 464 00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:20.240 it's right by Maryland on the side it is. It is right like say 465 00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:27.000 it is the northeast U of Virginia. It is almost in West Virginia because 466 00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.440 there's that little point. But I've always I've always liked to believe that it 467 00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:36.799 was in like properly in West Virginia. But no, that is Maryland. 468 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.400 It's like a weird it's had a weird's to the least, it's had a 469 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:47.079 weird nexus point kind of almost. Yeah, like there's like that's that's strange 470 00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:50.960 that that is. I feel like I feel like I've been like to bro, 471 00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:53.240 it's a really stupid placement. That was me When I thought New Zealand 472 00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:57.880 was like by Greenland or something. I was like, you learned shit too 473 00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:01.319 late. But this one, I mean, this one's a little embarrassing for 474 00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:07.000 me. I'm like what I was always it doesn't matter, but you were 475 00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:12.559 close enough. You were close enough. I've misplaced. I misplaced New Zealand 476 00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:17.680 by like thousands of miles, so like you by a very large sum by 477 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:22.160 a very large Martin just because some adult told me when I was seven where 478 00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:23.519 it was, and I never I didn't think he would lie, because why 479 00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:29.400 would he or maybe he was just stupid. You know, there's like a 480 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.440 few there's like tens of thousands of people actually live in Greenland because they're just 481 00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:37.680 fucking stupid. Yeah, found the one they found the one part. Yeah, 482 00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:39.880 and then they eventually turned all green. They found the one part, 483 00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:43.920 the one part that is habitable, and they're like, I guess we'll just 484 00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:49.240 live here. That's like fucking Canadians. To me, that's that's like like 485 00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.640 when I look at Canadians, I think I think of that where I'm like, 486 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:53.279 why are you fuck Like, I think most of them, most of 487 00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:58.880 most of the people in Canada, or like a majority of them live at 488 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:04.279 a point in Canada that below the highest point in the United States, which 489 00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:08.559 is insane. That's that's fucking ridiculous. Most of your continent, most of 490 00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:15.599 your entire fucking plot of land is fucking useless. We looked out on it. 491 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:19.199 I feel that way about I feel that way kind of about Russia too, 492 00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:23.639 where it's just it's most of Russia useless. It's such a massive lot 493 00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:30.599 of Russia, and it's just that their populations in the size where they should 494 00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:35.760 be, because a country that big should have a much bigger population than it 495 00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.760 does. But it doesn't because most of it people can't live there. It's 496 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:44.280 like the ones that live there are ride bears, you know. That's so 497 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:49.320 that's that's crazy too, because there there's places in Russia that are habitable and 498 00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.760 then they chernobyl them, so then they become inhabitable and then it like it 499 00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:58.840 is purpose but yeah, no, but I mean Chernobyl is what Chernobyl does? 500 00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:02.639 You know? Like it's too late anyway? What else? What else? 501 00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:07.880 Uh? You guys? Jesse Ben Shapiro burning a trash can full of 502 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:15.800 Barbie Barbie dolls for his uh, for his Yeah, but I watched those 503 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.360 all were his, but those all were his? Actually yeah that I was 504 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:21.239 like, get rid of him now. He was like, all right, 505 00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.719 I finally I finally have a reason. I finally have a reason to sacrifice 506 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:29.639 my friends, the only women who have ever loved me burn him in a 507 00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:32.199 trash can on a pyre outside. I don't know, man, it's fucking 508 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:36.440 uh. I saw Barbie. It was fine. It was it was a 509 00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:38.960 fun movie. It was it was a very I laughed more than I thought 510 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:42.360 I would. But it's like, you know, it's it's a fun little 511 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.519 movie, Like, I don't think there's anything particularly egregious about it. I 512 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:51.159 think, uh, it's a little embarrassing for like a forty year old man 513 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.400 to burn a trash can full of Barbies. But I mean that's just that's 514 00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:59.360 that's that's me, you know, that's my perspective. Is that not the' 515 00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:02.719 is that I saw a meme just a little while ago of all the people 516 00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:08.679 that were upset the opinionated people about Barbie. Yeah, old as white neck 517 00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:12.280 beard dudes with the you know, with the maga hats and shit, blah 518 00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:14.920 blah blah blah blah. Yeah, But I did. I do, really, 519 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:19.599 I really do think like this when I when I look when I peek 520 00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.119 into the culture war, because I've completely tapped out, but when I peek 521 00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:27.559 into it, I really do step back and think, how could you even 522 00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:31.119 how could you even force yourself to care about this? Like I'm crazy? 523 00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:37.519 I am. I was. I was intrigued by the barbe Heimer memes, 524 00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:39.880 so I thought they were kind of cute, But I just I don't and 525 00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:45.639 for no no reason, I just don't have any desire to see Barbie. 526 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:47.719 Maybe I'll see it on the streaming service when it comes out, because I 527 00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:51.760 just have no desire to go to theater and see it. I'm good. 528 00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:59.119 But even if the movie was like fuck men or something like it opens the 529 00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:02.400 movie that it opens up and then Margot Robbie says I fucking hate men, 530 00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:07.239 especially white men, and then the movie starts, and like I would still 531 00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:12.039 be like, all right, it's a fucking Barbie movie. Still, what 532 00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:15.679 is it? Like? What what do you It's not like it's fucking so 533 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:21.360 they're acting like it's like it's not fucking totally recall, it's not like it's 534 00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:28.840 it's not it's not fucking like Rambo like it's it's clear like being upset that 535 00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:32.239 the Barbie movie, Like how did you not expect that the Barbie movie is 536 00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:36.360 going to have some feminist messaging in it? Like that's just a dead that's 537 00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:38.840 just an obvious Like what else could it possibly be? Do you think the 538 00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:42.719 Barbie movie is going to sit there and be like women know your place? 539 00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.920 Like where what world do you think you're fucking living in? It's you're going 540 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:53.039 into a movie with like preconceived understandings of of what you want it to be, 541 00:37:53.159 --> 00:38:00.840 without even understanding like why it can't it can't be that you cannot go 542 00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:04.199 to him. That's like going to a fucking Martin Luther King documentary, being 543 00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:10.840 like, I can't believe they brought race into this like they made it's like, 544 00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:16.960 it's fucking it is. It is a it is a toy that is 545 00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:24.480 specifically just it is literally just a female object. Of course, of course, 546 00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:28.880 of course it's going to be like it's going to have some of that 547 00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.280 messaging in it. For what it's worth, I thought it was fucking hilarious. 548 00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:34.760 Like there's moments in that movie that are like and I'm like, I'm 549 00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:38.480 surprised that this is as funny as it is, but yeah, I'm sure 550 00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:43.599 it's a fine movie. Man, Like I like, I started to appreciate 551 00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:45.840 Ryan Gossling after the fact I didn't really care dude back in the day. 552 00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:52.599 This might be the best I've ever seen him. I've heard he is him. 553 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:54.599 Yeah, he like kind of steals it and in so, which is 554 00:38:54.599 --> 00:39:00.199 why it's so funny that like people are getting upset that like it's like a 555 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:04.559 man hate him. Ryan Gosling really fucking steals this movie in a lot of 556 00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:09.079 ways because he's just so fucking He's perfect in this in it. Ah, 557 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:13.679 Yeah, I don't know if i'd see it again in theaters, I'd probably 558 00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.360 I would catch it on streaming though, again, like because it was it 559 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:19.199 was a fun movie to watch that. They were like, really, it's 560 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:21.639 shot really creatively. There's like a lot of cool sets and like a lot 561 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:27.039 of visual gags that I enjoyed. There's some lines in there that fucking surprised 562 00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:30.679 me. I just wasn't expecting to hear anything like that. A couple of 563 00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:37.039 hard rs. Yeah, a couple of hard ours. Uh Barbarie uses the 564 00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:42.639 f slur, which I thought was weird, but it's I still I still 565 00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.159 want to see I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet, but I want to. I've 566 00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:47.679 heard that's fucking crazy, but I definitely want to see it. I've been 567 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:53.480 watching a bunch of Oppenheimer and bullshit that The Algorithm is just you know, 568 00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:57.760 I just started slipping it in, Dude, My algorithm is my everyone them 569 00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:00.760 is just metal gear solid stuff now because I've just been listening, I've just 570 00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:06.360 been listening to like a lot of like analysis analysis, but like, yeah, 571 00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:09.280 the Oppenheimer stuff is is pretty, it's pretty. It's fascinating right now. 572 00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:13.719 Yeah, it's it's fast, it's fascinating shit, and it really is. 573 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:19.400 Uh it really, it really is. I always I always want to 574 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:25.840 like the one thing that always fascinates me is how chill the Japanese people are 575 00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:30.039 about, like, yeah, that that happened. They swung first, bro, 576 00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:35.480 I'm swung first. They know the people that got bomb didn't do any 577 00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:42.360 swinging. Should should we have bomb? Tokyo? No? There should know? 578 00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:50.159 Like here's even came from Oppenheimer said, you know after the fact that 579 00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:53.400 this is all hindsight. I guess, but he's like, I'm pretty sure 580 00:40:53.480 --> 00:41:00.719 a bomb significantly smaller would have gotten the surrender. No, yeah, that's 581 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.920 true. Even even freaking what's his name Truman was Truman? He was just 582 00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:06.800 like, what the fuck? I didn't I didn't he say he was. 583 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:08.440 He cried about it. He did a dress afterwards. It was like, 584 00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:13.440 I didn't know that it was that, And they were like, we need 585 00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:16.880 a bomb, right, we need a bomb? Was like, yo, 586 00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:21.400 use this. I thought he was gonna I thought it was gonna be like 587 00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.960 a big pile of smoke that made like a big scary face in the sky 588 00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:30.960 and said boom. I didn't I didn't know it was gonna burn people shadows. 589 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:37.360 We were saving that blacks. It's like what can you can you imagine 590 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:42.559 the reality where Truman genuinely just didn't know what the atomic bomb was. Like 591 00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:46.119 he like he just didn't know. He didn't know you every meeting he just 592 00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:49.760 zoned out. It was yeah, like he was like on his he was 593 00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.960 playing Angry Birds or something and he was just like not paying attention. Yeah, 594 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:54.159 and he didn't know the scope. He didn't. He didn't. He 595 00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:58.559 didn't know it was going to be what it was. He thought it was 596 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.679 gonna be like those Ludi tunes guns where like you shoot it and then the 597 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:06.800 flag comes out and it says bang, Yeah, it's gonna scare the scare 598 00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:08.960 of the Emperor. Yeah, and it's it's but but instead of bang, 599 00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:13.920 the flag is it's like a big it's like a big pod. It drills 600 00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:15.199 into the ground, a big pole comes out, and the flag comes out 601 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:19.599 and it says, next time this is gonna be like a big explosion, 602 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:22.800 So surrender. The fact that that is crazy, the fact that he the 603 00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:25.840 fact that Oppenheimer was like they were like, hey, we need you to 604 00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.039 build a bomb. He was like, I'll do it. Just out of 605 00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.119 like a rival thing with some dude other dude. He was like, I'm 606 00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:38.119 your rival almost to build the momb first, and then it was actually rivaling 607 00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:49.159 with with fucking uh uh amcat. Wait was the AMC did was movie what 608 00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:50.760 do you? Wait? What do you? Oh? Yeah AMC? Yeah 609 00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:55.880 yeah, so so so so Walter White was tasked to build the bomb for 610 00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.559 the Knots. Oh my god, and like Hitler was like, can you 611 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:04.599 get it? Hitler was basically Gus, right, he was basically he was 612 00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.519 Gus. And then because there was actually people that were more powerful than Guss 613 00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:09.800 like that, like the Mexican Cartel and stuff like blah blah blah blah. 614 00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.840 Us he's running the ship, but there's still he can also be you know, 615 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.800 like Valkyrie and all this shit that happened. So yeah, he tasked 616 00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:22.880 Heisenberg and he's like, hey, I need you to cook piles of meth 617 00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:27.400 and we're gonna get all the Americans hooked on meth and then they'll surrender. 618 00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:34.239 Oh my god, it's like it's opium. Was like he was like, 619 00:43:34.239 --> 00:43:38.639 wait, how about we just build a bomb? And Hitler was like, 620 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:45.719 I really like the meth idea, but fine, yeah, really that's kind 621 00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:49.639 of how it started. I'm really curious about it because I know very very 622 00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:52.320 little about I know. I mean, I know enough about I've been having 623 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:53.320 to know like what he did and whatever and all that stuff, but like 624 00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:57.639 I don't know the ins an ouncement. I actually don't know like what that 625 00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:00.320 story really is. So I'm actually like, I'm really keen to see it. 626 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:05.920 It's interesting interesting. I'm I'm very interested to see how they tell it, 627 00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:09.519 how Christopher Nolan tells it, because he's fucking insane and everything he does 628 00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:13.840 he makes shit weird. So I'm wondering if he's gonna do some really weird 629 00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:16.760 shit because I know enough of like how it really went down and kind of 630 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:21.719 the ins and outs of a lot of the chemistry and ship just because it 631 00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:23.400 was it was super fascinating. I just finished watching Breaking Bad again, so 632 00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:28.440 of course the chemistry is really on my mind right now. It's chemistry, 633 00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:30.679 but yeah, I feel, you well know, when you're well, there's 634 00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:37.760 obviously like when you're talking about the chemistry of the you know, the elements, 635 00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:43.280 it's science, it's physics, but like obviously it's you know, we're 636 00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:45.920 talking about when I'm I'm talking about the chemistry aspect, like the actual elements 637 00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:50.559 that they were using. I was very fascinated with what they did, which 638 00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:54.039 woods was more dense, which cause, which was more kilograms versus like that, 639 00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:57.719 learning all the stuff, what was used in the hydrogen bomb, what 640 00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:00.840 was used in fucking that zar like that, like all that kind of stuff, 641 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.360 like just so it was just like, I've been really fascinated with that. 642 00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.960 But yeah, it physics to figure the shit out. But there's apparently 643 00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:12.440 there's apparently a sex scene in the movie where he says verbade him, I'm 644 00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:17.119 about to pop that Oppenheimen and and then he and then he comes I've never 645 00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:22.440 heard I've never heard something worse in my life. That's actually one of the 646 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.480 most wild. That is one of the worst things, that I'm about to 647 00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:32.679 pop that Ompenheimen. Someone someone slaughtered me. Someone someone killed me. The 648 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.400 only the only thing I uh this weekend or whatever day. It was the 649 00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:40.400 only thing I thought of because I hadn't seen Oppenheimer, and I'm like, 650 00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:45.880 the only thing because my immature ask could think of, is how do I 651 00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:51.559 say something? How do I tweet something that has to do with Oppenheimer having 652 00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.519 sex with Einstein. That was the only thing I think of. And then, 653 00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:58.400 of course I think I erased the tweet three times too. I put 654 00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:02.880 something out very subtly and people were very responsive to it, and every single 655 00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:06.039 tweet because I said that the sex scene when I'm just a little bit too 656 00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:12.719 long, but everyone just vehemently disagreed with me. They're like it was just 657 00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:15.599 the right amount or they needed more. And here's the thing. If you 658 00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:21.840 think Christopher Nolan, I would absolutely have all of the scientists, all the 659 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:24.400 hundreds of people on to have a massive word you once they completed their task, 660 00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:30.960 would and then and then the movie you would and Openheimer would returned to 661 00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:36.159 the camerady and he says, I am be, I am be calm, 662 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:54.119 I am calm, God, Calm God, fucking destroyer of assunt destroyer before 663 00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:58.679 they delivered the bombs up and Heeimer was like, wait, wait, and 664 00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:02.280 he fucking reached in his pocket, pulled out a fucking puddle of comb and 665 00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:07.719 smeared it on the bomb. Pulled that a puddle from his pocket, he 666 00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:12.360 pulled on him. He was he's holding like a plate because it's it's a 667 00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:16.679 flat. He pours it on there. You're like Yo, what else did 668 00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:20.800 he learn when he was making that bomb? Bro? He learned a lot. 669 00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.360 He learned a lot about He learned about the cast. He learned about 670 00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:28.800 the cascade effect and dams, and then he learned about and then he learned 671 00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:32.159 how to make comb be in a puddle at any four we can keep coming 672 00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:37.039 at any state in a puddle. This cast is so weirdly stacked. It 673 00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:42.800 was an amazing cast. Fucking Nolan, he's the people. I mean, 674 00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:45.760 it's get to the point where people want to work with Nolan because he's I 675 00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:49.079 always feel like these fucking thesbian types. All you want to do is work 676 00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:53.079 with people who are perceived to be insane, like like they're they're they're just 677 00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:58.280 like, oh, a non linear story, a weird shit now, Like, 678 00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:01.280 uh, like, Nolan's been doing some stuff a little bit here and 679 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:05.480 there. I don't think he's too crazy, but I feel like that's kind 680 00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:08.159 of don't think Nolan makes movies that makes sense. Man, Like, after 681 00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:14.239 after sitting through Inception, after sitting through Inception and sitting through Tenant, I'm 682 00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:17.440 just like, you don't make this. Movies don't make sense like Tenant ten 683 00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:22.440 It's weird. Inception is fine. Inceptions a fine movie, such as a 684 00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:24.960 fine movie. But the problem with inception is that it's just like you, 685 00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:29.880 it's reads a little too hard into itself. And then Tenant is that idea 686 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.880 at times five, whereas it's like this movie, this movie should be watching 687 00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:38.960 itself. Tenant, I, Tenant, I couldn't get into I don't know 688 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:44.679 what it was specific it was so stupid. I specifically remember the audio mixing, 689 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.159 bothering the hell out of me, like I remember specifically it was. 690 00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:50.000 It was fantastic though, because that was based off a book. That's why 691 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.000 it was a good movie. Tenna Seller was good, and well so is 692 00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.920 this one. This one's this one's based off a book as well, obviously 693 00:48:55.000 --> 00:49:00.119 Openheim. Yeah, at least the real world too, right, right, 694 00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:05.559 But it's literally it's like it's like source from like a specific book. Army 695 00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:13.320 hammers, army army hammer Yeah, happy Himie, what the fuck? I 696 00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:25.960 can't even such a good choice that made the guy that plays Enheimer Armenheimer. 697 00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:31.960 The guy that plays Oppenheimer is such a good choice. Killian Murphy's looks like 698 00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:37.639 such a psychopath. That's why he does look scared. He's a crazy person. 699 00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.960 He's a I mean, he's he's he. I mean, I guess 700 00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:43.840 that's why he got a scarecrow right, supposed to be some like weirdo. 701 00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:47.320 He's like, have you watched Peaky Blinders? Is it Peaky Blinders or is 702 00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:52.760 it he's in? He's in Peaky Blinders. My motherfucker's a psycho and that 703 00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.320 show. Dude, I'm like, yo, this guy is great. I've 704 00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:58.480 been seeing a lot of clips of that on Instagram because of the Barbie movie. 705 00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:01.800 They're saying like, oh when you when your watch uh, they're splicing 706 00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:07.719 stuff. People are getting creative right now. He's fucking he's Scarecrow to me. 707 00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:09.199 So no matter what, I feel like, it's gonna be hard for 708 00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:13.840 me to watch up and higher just a little bit because I'm gonna keep content 709 00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:17.440 in my head. I'm gonna keep making Scarecrow references and just thinking about Batman 710 00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:22.920 just infiltrating dumb. Nope, You're not gonna bomb the Scarecrow. These are 711 00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:28.280 good people. I like, uh, I like, you know, the 712 00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:30.320 Barbeheimer stuff reminds me of It reminds me a little bit of when the pandemic 713 00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:36.679 was happening, and uh uh, what is it? It was like Doom 714 00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:38.800 and Animal Crossing came out at the same time. All right, yeah, 715 00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:42.639 yeah, yeah, it's like a very similar good one. That was a 716 00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.920 good one. Oh sweet, he's getting into cardiac arrest. I expected that. 717 00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:50.280 I expected this definitely within the next five years, but not right now. 718 00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:54.519 You got you got the fucking did you? You got the JAB and 719 00:50:54.599 --> 00:51:01.840 now you have mile card Is. I just saw a still image from the 720 00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:07.280 Grudge that is so fucking stupid. Why did you see us? What are 721 00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.320 you? What are you doing? I was looking through through it for a 722 00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.239 second. I saw the Grudge. I'm just like, this motherfucker, this 723 00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:16.960 motherfucker, no wonder He's like browsing, stone faced and silent, and then 724 00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:22.559 he just like browses Twitter while he's like not fucking I was just I just 725 00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:23.599 looked through it. Things almost let me. I was like, this can't 726 00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:28.639 be that important. I looked through it as the most It's it's so wildly 727 00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:31.199 racist that I can't even show it to you. Guys. I'm glad you. 728 00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:35.840 I'm glad you brought it up in Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad 729 00:51:35.880 --> 00:51:37.719 you brought it up. Really glad. This this is like, this is 730 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:43.800 the most useless twenty seconds that has ever been reported. It's just it's just 731 00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:46.679 fluff, dude, It's more fluff, man. You you're an absolute son 732 00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:52.519 of a bitch. So X Uh, I'm sorry, Twitter, I'm sorry, 733 00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:54.239 x X, I'm sorry. I don't know what to call it right 734 00:51:54.280 --> 00:52:00.559 now. X. Why is he doing with Twitter? Why is he doing 735 00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:07.320 this from underground? What is NIA? What is the purpose? Do you 736 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:12.119 know? What's the there? There's there's a real purpose. And it's stupid. 737 00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:15.440 It's stupider. It's stupider than I actually thought it was. Okay, 738 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:21.440 it is and I say this with no uh in seriousness. It's it's one 739 00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:25.920 ego, that's all it is. So back in the day and this I 740 00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:31.480 actually was misinformed. I thought uh, and I thought wrongly because Elon must 741 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:37.920 misled a lot of people. Uh that X dot com was like used to 742 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:40.960 be PayPal. There's what PayPal we used and PayPal is what PayPal is now. 743 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:45.920 What happened was there was these two companies that were going to merge Elon's 744 00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:51.400 company, X dot Com and UH and the whatever whoever owned PayPal, and 745 00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:55.679 basically Elon wanted to revolutionize banking and online banking and all this shit. All 746 00:52:55.719 --> 00:53:00.039 of his ideas and everything it came with was absolute dogshit it and not only 747 00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:06.360 that, the X dot com tested absolutely poorly obvious fucking lee, I mean 748 00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:08.960 fucking when the movie X Men came out in nineteen ninety six or whenever the 749 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:12.679 fuck that was was ninety nine nine or something, I don't remember what you 750 00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:19.880 sometimes like or two thousand. Yeah, like fucking everyone that was thirty years 751 00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.440 and above thought it was a porn movie or something, because it just X 752 00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:27.880 is just is just synonymous with sex nowadays, even if it's the only one, 753 00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:31.360 even if it's only one X, it's just that's what X men. 754 00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:37.400 Yeah, some pegn thing X means. Yeah, it's I would say it's 755 00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:40.280 kind of like I rated X. I would say it's less so. I 756 00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:45.559 would say it's less so now. But like in that period in time, 757 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:49.920 like late nineties or like nineties in general, early two thousands, absolutely X 758 00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:53.199 had that connotation. It was like, that's that's why X videos is a 759 00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:59.239 fucking website and why X x X and x X or whatever. It was 760 00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:01.119 like that side more too, there's like a million other ones. There's probably 761 00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:06.159 one two I imagine it's probably one, but it probably is one. It 762 00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:08.079 probably a check real quick. Let's see. I know Red Tube. I 763 00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:12.559 know Red Tube is one, but like back in the day, but Red 764 00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:15.000 Tubes started falling off. Man, it just goes no, it's just it 765 00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:19.760 just goes to x videos. Oh oh so they just bought it. Okay, 766 00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:23.239 so they videos. That's okay, fair enough, okay, Oh back 767 00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:27.880 to elon. I like the fact that porn websites have other porn websites porn 768 00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:30.920 on there. You can go on YouTube to watch X videos videos. It's 769 00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:34.440 like, no, you can go on porn hub to watch x tube videos. 770 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.039 It's like, what is wrong with this? You just go to the 771 00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:37.920 other one to watch it. It's like, I want to watch it. 772 00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:43.719 Stealing everybody's shit. Man, everyone just starts stealing everybody ship. And it's 773 00:54:43.719 --> 00:54:46.719 not as the copyright system isn't as good on porn slides obviously. It's crazy. 774 00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:50.280 These poor people they go, they put themselves through the ringer. These 775 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.280 girls take things in their bodies that they should not put in their bodies, 776 00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:58.679 and in my bitch ass will watch it for free on some fucking streaming yeah 777 00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:00.639 tube it or something. It's just like, god, damn, poor girl 778 00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:04.599 when I'm clean up. It's like, man, I feel sorry for you. 779 00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:12.239 Take sock off that wall. Take this sock. Was never it gets 780 00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:14.639 wall. I was never a sock person. Man. I was just like, 781 00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:19.519 what's wrong with tissue? I don't get it like that. I like 782 00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:22.719 socks are so hot. Socks are such a commodity because they go missing at 783 00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:29.400 such a vapid rate that using a sock seems barbarous. Rapid rapid. Its 784 00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:35.880 just it's like it's good, perfectly good clean X or tissue or whatnot. 785 00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:37.840 And I'm like this because it gives you some cushion, it gives you a 786 00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.679 little bit of static, and then there's no clean. I feel like the 787 00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:46.599 the the the the fabric is unless it's probably like a silk dress sock maybe 788 00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.920 would feel okay, like but as far as a regular solock, I can't 789 00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:53.800 imagine that getting any Just walk into your whole house like you're like, hey, 790 00:55:53.800 --> 00:55:55.639 he's gonna borrow a pair of socks, Like yeah, sure, he 791 00:55:55.719 --> 00:56:04.519 has one silk dress sock to the side. That's I mean, I guess 792 00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.840 if you put something, you get a silk dress sock, you put a 793 00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:09.840 little bit of lotion in it. Maybe this is heinous. I mean, 794 00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:15.840 you gotta you gotta make using it's like using it's like using steel wool. 795 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:19.000 At a certain point, it's like stop, just don't like leave it at 796 00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:22.639 That's a barbarian, right, Bro? I remember, I remember I heard 797 00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:24.599 I overheard somebody I ever heard a similar conversation once and somebody was like, 798 00:56:24.679 --> 00:56:28.679 yeah, I just I don't know what everybody's talking about using socks and shit. 799 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:30.519 I just come on my face and then cry to wash it off. 800 00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:36.559 And it blew my fucking mind that that was even a thought that someone had. 801 00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:42.599 That's a bar that's a monster. Imagine crying. Imagine crying enough to 802 00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:52.159 wash your face to get come off. It's kind of that's more impressive than 803 00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:54.760 disturbing. Some more alarming, Like, bro, you gotta go you how 804 00:56:54.840 --> 00:57:00.440 much water do you drink? How sad? Are you? Out of tears? 805 00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:05.199 Pretty quickly I got like maybe like like I got like maybe like like 806 00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:08.039 five minutes of consistent tears where I'm out of tears. I have like eight 807 00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:12.840 I have like eight tiers max on any given day, Like I can't afford 808 00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:15.760 it. I can't afford to waste them. They don't even they don't even 809 00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:21.519 got to keeping my eyes fucking you know, liquified or liquidated or anything. 810 00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:22.719 It's like it's it's like I have dry eyes the whole day. I'm not 811 00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:29.679 I'm not sparing him. I'm not sparing him for nobody. Wow, all 812 00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:32.000 right, let's say let's gett's we didn't we didn't finish. I want to 813 00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:37.159 I want to keep. I want to finish talking shit about be Exelon Zusk 814 00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:45.519 because I don't. So, yeah, Zelon Zusk when we fucking uh yes. 815 00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:49.800 So his X dot com thing completely failed, and obviously he's obsessed with 816 00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:53.480 X, his son's X and everything that he's associated with the X. Yeah, 817 00:57:54.199 --> 00:57:59.880 Tesla X and space X. He's a fucking freak. And so now 818 00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:02.760 that finally he bought Twitter even though he didn't want to, and so now 819 00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:08.280 he's just doing his own little he's trying to do what Vince McMahon. Vince 820 00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:14.159 McMahon. He he failed with the XFL and he tried to do XFL again, 821 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:16.000 but then the pandemic hit, so we failed again, which was hilarious. 822 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:22.719 But it seems like Elon is just trying to with egotistically revive X stock 823 00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:24.800 call. He just wants this X thing to work because it's his thing. 824 00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:30.280 And back then he got fucking spank so hard. People were like, you're 825 00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:36.199 gay, your your stuff, it doesn't make any sense. It's tested terribly. 826 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:39.320 Nothing that you brought to the table just it didn't work. But then 827 00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:45.800 luckily his share was still worth millions, like over one hundred million with what 828 00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:49.360 he had would he owned so when PayPal took off, so he still cashed 829 00:58:49.400 --> 00:59:01.199 out people pointing you're gay. It's so powerful, sounds like one voice, 830 00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:07.239 and it's like a one booming voice. You're gay. It physically hurts you. 831 00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:09.679 That's how many people say it to you that once you're like, oh, 832 00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:16.559 I felt that. Imagine how stupid you'd have to be to take an 833 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:22.840 extremely recognizable brand like Twitter and just throw it away when it's not like it's 834 00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:27.719 not like say, you know when content creators sometimes sell their channels and then 835 00:59:27.760 --> 00:59:30.119 obviously that's just useless because if somebody else is gonna use it, it's not 836 00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:34.239 gonna work. But it's Twitter. It is a brand, it is not 837 00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:38.239 a person, So you keep the Twitter. And the way that people even 838 00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:44.800 speak tweeting is now is on the level as saying googling something as a verb 839 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:49.679 like you don't say people sucking search, they say Google, and just like 840 00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:52.880 tweet. A lot of times when they're even talking about posting something, they'll 841 00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:55.079 just say tweet, even if they're talking about fucking Facebook, just because it's 842 00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:00.880 just so dude. The most head yeah literally like them. Famous type of 843 01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:04.800 image that goes viral on every website is a screenshot of a tweet. I 844 01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:12.280 can attest to that literally because that that Grandma Resin tweet is like, that 845 01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.599 is the most popular thing I've ever created, like by a by a wide 846 01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:20.960 margin. Stop at what did the stop at? But I don't know, 847 01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:22.519 do you remember? Well, I don't know, but I keep I keep 848 01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:25.159 seeing it, and every time I see a new instance of it, it's 849 01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:30.079 got like millions. So it's like it's it's easily like if it's not a 850 01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:34.719 hundred million yet total, it's close. And it's like, what was your 851 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:38.079 most popular what was your most popular tweet? Tweet? Yeah? Ah man, 852 01:00:39.320 --> 01:00:44.719 shit, uh so I don't know one h there's two of them. 853 01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:50.480 That one of them was it was just me. It wasn't even authentic. 854 01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:57.000 I shared people a Facebook event. They did a Facebook event where everybody was 855 01:00:57.039 --> 01:01:00.480 doing the spirit bomb. Look do you. I I know if you guys 856 01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:05.800 remembering, Yeah, these absolute weeds that made a Facebook event like we're gonna 857 01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:08.760 show up at this one place and we're all gonna scream like autistic people, 858 01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:13.039 like the highest level of autism, and they were just holding their hands up 859 01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:16.280 in the air and doing the spirit bomb. And I just shared this with 860 01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:20.719 Twitter because I was like, more people need to see this, and that 861 01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:23.960 ship went like insanely viral, but like I didn't feel because it was just 862 01:01:24.079 --> 01:01:28.679 me sharing something that already existed, so it didn't feel like, oh I 863 01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:32.320 did this, but that shit went fucking wild because it was the It was 864 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:39.400 easily this. It was probably humanity's dumbest and greatest moments simultaneously, like just 865 01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:43.920 seeing that many people show up and do that, which is like, that's 866 01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:47.719 that's funny that Facebook event actually worked, and then also like, look at 867 01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:52.360 these fucking assholes. But that ship was also I feel, I feel in 868 01:01:52.440 --> 01:02:00.840 retrospect. In retrospect, I didn't like that. Uh uh Jordan Peterson mentioned 869 01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:07.159 me in a video. I forgot who he was talking to, but I 870 01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:09.280 did, oh oh okay, I remember now I did this meme of all 871 01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:13.880 I did was just do one of those grandfuft auto wasted memes GTA five wasted 872 01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:17.719 memes where fucking Jordan Peterson was talking shit to that chick on Channel five or 873 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:22.159 Channel four or whatever. He did an interview and he said something like kind 874 01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:23.639 of just you know, owned her, And all I did was just do 875 01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:29.039 one of those GTA five owned things. And then that went viral because he 876 01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:31.920 shared it, and then he mentioned it on some fucking guys podcast. Oh 877 01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:37.400 Derek Blackman, fucking sure this and it he got dat so many views and 878 01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:40.199 he was like, this is why I knew he was such full of shit, 879 01:02:40.280 --> 01:02:46.000 because he inflated it to the he he lied so grossly about how big 880 01:02:46.079 --> 01:02:49.360 the numbers were about like some viral thing, and I'm like, what the 881 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:52.880 fuck is this guy talking about? But those are some big moments, But 882 01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:57.920 yeah, I can't really remember any other ones for me. Minus one guy 883 01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.639 has like intrusive thoughts about killing a baby and for some reason it gets like 884 01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:06.000 forty five thousand likes and like over like a two million engagement, and I 885 01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:08.400 was like, what the what is such a dumb tweet? It's such a 886 01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:15.559 stupid tweet. Is there any way you could see your probably not like you're 887 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:16.400 I think you can. There was something used to be able to go on. 888 01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:20.400 I don't remember the page anymore though. Yeah, I'll tell your biggest 889 01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:22.719 feet by month. Damn. Yeah, I wish because I would love to 890 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:25.559 see that, because I really don't. I don't know. I know there 891 01:03:25.679 --> 01:03:30.800 was even on the website. Yeah, that's the thing, and my old 892 01:03:30.840 --> 01:03:34.760 my old account has gone, so I don't know which one's the biggest ones 893 01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:38.239 from there. I'm delete my account too. I'm I'm like, I'm like 894 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:44.400 very quickly, like, don't delate, just stop using it. Let's make 895 01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:46.880 a different one. It's like less because this one has a freaking age restriction. 896 01:03:46.960 --> 01:03:50.559 I don't even know what I did I post anything that crazy? No, 897 01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:52.800 you just say the N word constantly. I think it's probably, but 898 01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:55.119 that's like I'm allowed to. It doesn't matter. You're not. You're not 899 01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:59.840 allowed. You know you're not. I'm allowed. That's not how age restriction 900 01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:02.320 works. You can't have Samuel Jackson down sesame streets saying the N word fifty 901 01:04:02.360 --> 01:04:04.639 times just because he's black. It doesn't matter. Yes, he can. 902 01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:08.360 He shouldn't be able to say. He should know about that word. They 903 01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:11.440 should know about that word. Too. Oh my god, it's not how 904 01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:14.599 any of that works. You know how it doesn't work? Now it should 905 01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:17.840 that's how it should work. I almost should know about the N word. 906 01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:26.639 Almost a black black man puppet monster word. That guy actually assaulted a friend 907 01:04:26.639 --> 01:04:30.880 of ours. That's really horrible, like actually like not like like it was 908 01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:34.679 more like it's like a like a like an attack. Don't worry. Wasn't 909 01:04:34.679 --> 01:04:40.400 anything like intimate. That's less bad. Oh, gotcha, that's less bad. 910 01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:44.119 Still bad. Though it's less bad, it's still bad. Let's move 911 01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:47.400 on. Let's get say, get some get some questions before we forget again. 912 01:04:48.840 --> 01:04:59.000 A quick quick pause before those little pause let's see goodbye for now and 913 01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:02.880 uh in a sec see in a second. Hey, come here to me. 914 01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:06.000 I defended the rebels in the Roism. Still a bullet in me bricks? 915 01:05:06.199 --> 01:05:10.800 Hi, did you know my stones are home to rens, butterflies, 916 01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:15.039 even native lizards? Well, cham, I've been a canvas shelter, gold 917 01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:19.159 post mainten point stay. If these walls could talk, they never stop. 918 01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:25.559 National Heritage Week August twelfth to twentieth Visit Heritage Week dot i e. 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Like, yeah, the little 928 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:08.360 the what is it? The side effects? Yeah, the side effects. 929 01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:14.559 You're ebs gonna gonna die and you're gonna be on that that that that that 930 01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:17.400 that that that that that You're gonna die. You're gonna die, gonna dinna 931 01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:20.559 die, he gonna die again to die, right, get this going on? 932 01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:23.920 Some questions Kremlin and Gremlin Rod and he says, greetings Chris, Derek 933 01:06:23.960 --> 01:06:26.599 and the dark boy that consumes us all. What is the casting choice of 934 01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:30.760 a character that ruined your immersion? Bill Burr showing up in The Mandalorian was 935 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:34.159 super jarring to me, absolutely was. I didn't watch The Mandalorian, but 936 01:06:34.199 --> 01:06:36.480 I could see that being very job actually was even though he's a big Star 937 01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:41.920 Wars guy, it's still pretty he's actually he's not. He's not even really 938 01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:45.039 he's not thought he thought he really did it. No. He actually the 939 01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:47.800 only reason he even got in it because his wife fucking like like like went 940 01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:51.880 to bat because they know was that his name with the curly hair, John 941 01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:57.280 Fabrow, Yeah, yeah yeah, and then he basically his wife was like, 942 01:06:57.760 --> 01:07:00.480 yo, put him in this, you know, like get him this 943 01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:03.679 role kind of a thing because he didn't give a shake. He actually he 944 01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:06.719 makes fun of Star Wars all the time on his podcast. He's like, 945 01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:11.800 this is fucking dumb for fucking it, but he doesn't specifically because it pisses 946 01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:15.559 people off, you know. Bill Burr, Yeah, yeah, he was 947 01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:18.800 a troll before that became a title to have. He was. He's like 948 01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:23.639 a trollable for it be like Toorious Babbuster, right, and the I think 949 01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:26.599 they would go in the seller it would be him, Patris O'Neil, Kevin 950 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:30.440 Hart, who else feeling all they would do was just ruthlessly, like like 951 01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:33.679 non like a step above what friends do, right, you know, because 952 01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:36.159 you talk shit to your homies, but they would kind of take it one 953 01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:40.880 step too far. Old Kevin Hart was really really funny man. Yeah, 954 01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:45.000 I'm fucking old Kevin Hart. I missed Patris Oil. He fucking died back 955 01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:48.679 in. He was he was He was a different was a different brea. 956 01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:55.719 He was just he was a mean guy. He was an ultimate mislogynists. 957 01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:59.639 He was like, he's like, what you know, I feel like what 958 01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:04.239 the in cells need because it's he's clearly joking, but in an extreme way, 959 01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:08.920 but like there's like maybe five percent of that he actually believes. But 960 01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:11.360 he's saying because he knows it's so fucking over the top, and I feel 961 01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:15.760 like the in culls would benefit from being it being contained and say, you 962 01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:21.039 know, agretate turning it into a commodity and shit. But I'm sorry. 963 01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:26.359 I love I love I love I love how toxic he is because it's just 964 01:08:26.640 --> 01:08:30.479 funny seeing someone be everything I was told not to be growing up. It's 965 01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:34.000 like finding a person that would be like, oh, my grandmother was warning 966 01:08:34.039 --> 01:08:38.800 me about you. You're the person that she was like don't be like it's 967 01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:42.039 just funny, dude. He used to be funny when I thought he was, 968 01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:45.479 Like when I thought he was patition Neil, when I thought he was 969 01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:47.199 basically a patriction Neil, just like, oh, this is just some toxic 970 01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:51.000 piece of shit, this being over the top. And then it turns out, 971 01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:55.720 oh wait, no, he's actually doing the worship imaginable and I'm like, 972 01:08:55.760 --> 01:09:02.119 oh wait, you wait he for real? For he's also a black 973 01:09:02.159 --> 01:09:05.800 man who makes me really upset. Finally was black kind of made me sad. 974 01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:08.399 I wanted to sit down for a bit, and we're like, it 975 01:09:08.520 --> 01:09:13.119 is a little It was really you know, it was really jarring. Mike 976 01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:17.840 Meyers and a Gloriospassard's was really weird, Like that was a weird thing that 977 01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:23.039 happened. Was he was he was when they played Hitler. It was like, 978 01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:28.479 I wasn't expecting that that was him, Like, fucking you don't remember 979 01:09:28.479 --> 01:09:32.199 the intense scene, fucking uh remember that? What's his name? Uh? 980 01:09:33.159 --> 01:09:35.520 What's the main character's name? I can't remember his name? Brad Pitt, 981 01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:41.159 p Brad Pitt and they meet into this room and then Brad Pitt, you 982 01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:45.840 know, it's all intense has that jarring fucking anxiety music and stuff. Opens 983 01:09:45.880 --> 01:09:48.279 the door to Hitler's office and Hitler turns around and he's like yeah, baby, 984 01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:57.439 yeah, and then and then fucking you don't remember that, nah happened 985 01:09:57.479 --> 01:10:00.239 to not Yeah? I remember that moment. If he is in that movie, 986 01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:01.800 he is in that movie. I don't know who he plays. He 987 01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:06.920 plays like some British guy. Like he plays a British dude who's like in 988 01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:11.199 the same room as Winston Churchill. How Winston Churchill is like in the far 989 01:10:11.279 --> 01:10:13.239 corner of the room. And then the British guy, he's the guy who 990 01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:21.039 briefs some oh my god, Assassin's Creed movie Michael Fastbender ondermember him as, 991 01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:27.159 oh my god, that's so crazy Michael Fasten. Word maybe he Michael Fastender 992 01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:29.720 on Operation Keino and the and the and the plot to burn down the movie 993 01:10:29.720 --> 01:10:31.680 theater whatever, and he's he's the other he's the British guy, and it's 994 01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:39.880 like you're Mike Meyers fast and like Churchill's like, light me another cigar, 995 01:10:40.199 --> 01:10:48.680 baby, yeah, baby, yeah, it's inglorious. If inglorious Fastards was 996 01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:51.560 all Mike Myers like, it was like a like a like a nutty Professor 997 01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:57.199 type movie where like Mike Meyers played everybody. I feel like I would not 998 01:10:57.319 --> 01:11:00.119 like that movie probably, of course you wouldn't. Of course like that. 999 01:11:00.199 --> 01:11:02.840 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I probably wouldn't like 1000 01:11:02.920 --> 01:11:10.079 it seeing somebody like, Oh this person, I can't I can't take you 1001 01:11:10.159 --> 01:11:15.279 seriously, you're from miss Yeah, I'm trying seeing like seeing like comedy actors 1002 01:11:15.319 --> 01:11:18.039 in anything serious. It's like, shut the fuck up, go make a 1003 01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:23.399 joke about something. You can't be a serious actor. You're a comedian that's 1004 01:11:23.399 --> 01:11:26.479 just broke into the movie about like his his daughter having cancer, him being 1005 01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:29.640 a loving dad who's daughter having cancer. I'm like, shut the fuck up 1006 01:11:29.720 --> 01:11:32.079 and go like go like get your foot caught in the window. Trying Like 1007 01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:36.600 that's a ridiculous thing to say in a post Breaking Bad world though, because 1008 01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:42.720 like pretty much everybody on Breaking Band is a comedian, like like, yeah, 1009 01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:47.000 Bill Burr's in that fucking uh, I mean, fucking Brian Cranston. 1010 01:11:47.119 --> 01:11:55.439 Literally, yeah, Kevin Hart from Breaking Basta, Who the hell? Who 1011 01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:59.239 the hell would Kevin Hart play? What if Kevin Hart was Jesse Vine Like 1012 01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:03.520 season two, Season two, He's just Jesse, like he would have been 1013 01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.640 a good Jesse. If he would have been a good Jesse, I think 1014 01:12:06.199 --> 01:12:10.319 if he was just like Kevin Hard, if he was young, you're out 1015 01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:13.720 of your fucking mind. He's just too he could have done he could have 1016 01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:17.960 done short we're talking about. He's just like, so is Jesse. Jesse's 1017 01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:24.159 not Kevin Hart short man, well, but but he's also not. I 1018 01:12:24.239 --> 01:12:27.520 feel like Kevin Hard is like five four. Jesse's actors like five six, 1019 01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:34.039 five seven. Let's see. Let's see Kevin Hart is five. Probably Aaron 1020 01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:36.960 Paul that sucks. It doesn't even auto complete if you put in eron. 1021 01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:42.079 It's just Aaron Rodgers, a bunch of errands before Paul. Four. Guy, 1022 01:12:42.640 --> 01:12:48.720 he's like five eight. I don't think he has five eight. He's 1023 01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:55.279 five eight, yeah, which is very short on television. So that's people 1024 01:12:55.279 --> 01:13:02.920 are just like Bryank Cant's cranton Kevin five two. I was actually right. 1025 01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:10.640 I was actually four. No, every single everything, google it right now. 1026 01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:15.199 I thought it was five four. No, he's five too, man. 1027 01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:15.800 I could tell Hi, man just looking at it. I'm like, 1028 01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:21.439 I know I'm taller than you intrinsically, I'm sure. Yeah, that's fucking 1029 01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:26.319 imagine being five two, being five two for real, I know what it 1030 01:13:26.439 --> 01:13:29.920 looks like. My my friend that moved to France about a decade ago, 1031 01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:32.600 five two. That was a little slap him around a lot, just because 1032 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:35.399 we can. You know, you just shove him around, grandmit and shove 1033 01:13:35.479 --> 01:13:41.560 him around a real piece of shit. His name is His name is Chris 1034 01:13:41.640 --> 01:13:44.399 too. Man, I don't know what's going on with this whole Chris thing. 1035 01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:46.119 Its genetics, man, there's too many of us. First of all, 1036 01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:49.319 it's probably totally makes sense. It's so as you name them Chris, 1037 01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:56.920 it just knows the DNA, you're gonna be short. So if I if 1038 01:13:56.960 --> 01:14:00.840 I name if a kid, even if it's a girl, but I name 1039 01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.640 them Shack, do you think they'll know? I think they would. I 1040 01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:06.119 think they know what. They would never they would never be old enough to 1041 01:14:06.159 --> 01:14:12.640 get tall because they would probably kill themselves in high school. So that's that's 1042 01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:15.760 probably is gonna kill yourself. Name Shack is absolutely for a woman. It 1043 01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:21.720 absolutely is. My name is Shack. You imagine some some some you got 1044 01:14:21.960 --> 01:14:25.560 some teenage boy being like, man, I'm just so in love with Shack. 1045 01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:29.640 No, you can't. You fucking can't imagine that she's gonna have no 1046 01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:34.680 prospects. No one's gonna be interested in there, Pedophile. She's gonna grow 1047 01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:38.760 into her name. She's gonna grow into her name. So she's gonna start, 1048 01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:42.159 she's gonna like, she's gonna look manly. It's gonna be a whole 1049 01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:49.079 fucking disease. I'm I think I think people. I do think people's names 1050 01:14:49.119 --> 01:14:56.039 affect how they look like actually, like scientifically speaking, like I think I 1051 01:14:56.119 --> 01:15:01.439 think to a to a notable degree. If you just look at I look 1052 01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:05.439 at Cholos, for example, if you look at the average Cholo that is 1053 01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:10.520 in East Loos or anywhere in the surrounding areas, the way that they grow 1054 01:15:10.680 --> 01:15:14.319 up, and the names, the things that they call themselves, the nicknames 1055 01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:17.079 of stuff, and they carry themselves in a specific way and it's specific light, 1056 01:15:17.159 --> 01:15:21.239 and then their fucking face changes. It molds to like the you know, 1057 01:15:21.399 --> 01:15:25.760 like that that fucking mean that that glare that they do a lot, 1058 01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:28.760 and shit, it just kind of and it sticks. And then they have 1059 01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:31.239 a specific walk about them and then it just sticks. It is one hundred 1060 01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:38.000 percent real everything. Like you're saying that people form theirselves around the ship that 1061 01:15:38.079 --> 01:15:41.239 they're called and if that's why, like there's the weird thing like, oh 1062 01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:45.319 your name Simon, Well, the odds are your your parents are stupid nerds, 1063 01:15:45.479 --> 01:15:48.880 and they're gonna surround you by stupid nerdy shit and you're possibly gonna gravitate 1064 01:15:48.920 --> 01:15:53.039 towards that too. So now you're a fucking nerd named Simon. It just 1065 01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:57.439 like happens. I don't think names. I don't think names. I think 1066 01:15:57.560 --> 01:15:59.800 names. They do, they do some of the work, but I think 1067 01:15:59.840 --> 01:16:01.399 it's I think it's just like, of course it's it's not a it's not 1068 01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:04.520 one hundred scent. It's just stay there is a more like say, there 1069 01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:09.880 is a likely like if your name is Stacey and Chad like it is there's 1070 01:16:10.039 --> 01:16:14.439 it's the same thing. Your parents were dumb asses and they're they're into that, 1071 01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:18.319 like that culture of the Stacy. That's why they like why you see 1072 01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:23.479 a lot of those girls that are named Stacy and Brittany and all that shit 1073 01:16:23.600 --> 01:16:26.600 that are kind of like all the ease, man, I hate I hate 1074 01:16:26.600 --> 01:16:29.560 I hate the ease. I hate it. I hate it. I hate 1075 01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:31.239 it. All my friends are them too, All my friends and all of 1076 01:16:31.279 --> 01:16:34.640 their names and an E except for one girl I know that's my friend. 1077 01:16:34.760 --> 01:16:39.840 Only one doesn't every other girlmfriend heard their names at least their nicknames where we 1078 01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:44.279 call them and an E all of them. What about in only bitch niggas? 1079 01:16:44.399 --> 01:16:46.359 You know any of those? Nah, I wouldn't do that. Don't 1080 01:16:46.399 --> 01:16:49.560 do something. None of none of my niggas go through that. We all 1081 01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:53.960 we're all safe. We're all safe, all right. So do you feel 1082 01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:57.920 like do you feel like you didn't live up to your name since you're fucking 1083 01:16:58.039 --> 01:17:02.439 king brou I mean, I'm I don't know, like maybe I don't know 1084 01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:06.880 you bitch ass niggas. You know me my name, my spelling is after 1085 01:17:08.279 --> 01:17:13.880 that's those fucking oil machines. They're called Derrick's. And I'm like, hey, 1086 01:17:13.960 --> 01:17:20.399 ma, what's the deal? Why? Why? Like black parents are 1087 01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:26.159 resenting crane things that just go into the ground and pumping shit, And I'm 1088 01:17:26.199 --> 01:17:30.079 like, I feel like Black American parents are resentful and they just name their 1089 01:17:30.199 --> 01:17:35.039 children things out of hate. I really gets out of like it's out of 1090 01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:39.039 I hate or something like that. It's like I'm gonna name you an angel's 1091 01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:42.039 name so you don't get killed young, or I'm a name. He's son 1092 01:17:42.239 --> 01:17:48.640 fucking stupid angels don't like him. Yeah, like Ezekiel or some bullshit Michael 1093 01:17:48.840 --> 01:17:54.960 or yeah, Michael knew why Black rafl. I knew one Black Rafael, 1094 01:17:55.119 --> 01:17:58.880 and he was such a cunt, of course, such a cunt, and 1095 01:17:58.960 --> 01:18:00.560 he was like, I hate it, and he did hate his name. 1096 01:18:01.119 --> 01:18:03.119 He was a cool dude, but he was just like, I can't fucking 1097 01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:05.479 stand my name. He was really good at making fun of people, and 1098 01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:09.319 it was just like, damn Raff, such a good name, man, 1099 01:18:09.399 --> 01:18:14.600 he can go Raff RAFFA I don't know. I'm like name Ralf is a 1100 01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:19.079 good name. Uh all right, let's uh yeah he could I go, 1101 01:18:20.279 --> 01:18:23.439 I go by he him or Nick car he wrote in he says Hello, 1102 01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:29.800 Christopher Columbus has descended snow Bunny tuskegee airman and schizophrenic domestic abuse victim. I've 1103 01:18:29.800 --> 01:18:31.840 been watching Chris and Derek since the Anti SWR and the podcast, ever since 1104 01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:35.239 the three of you started together as a broke college kid, I've I've been 1105 01:18:35.359 --> 01:18:39.840 unable to dominate until now, And since it's my birthday month, I decided 1106 01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:41.840 that I'd finally give you a payment for all of your work. Thank you 1107 01:18:41.920 --> 01:18:46.199 man, thanks for jumping on. We appreciate Yeah, he says, I 1108 01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:51.119 wanted to ask what is the best or worst birthday or uh or wait, 1109 01:18:51.399 --> 01:18:57.199 best or worst birthday or birthday gift you've ever gotten? The podcast continues to 1110 01:18:57.239 --> 01:19:00.600 do great and that none of you go missing. Thank you. Oh ps, 1111 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:03.279 I'll keep it briefly. One essays because Swen said something stupid, I 1112 01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:06.720 decided not to donate to the two hundred dollars Gears of War package and I 1113 01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:10.920 spent it on weed in the nflker and spight. I forgot about that. 1114 01:19:11.000 --> 01:19:14.640 Yeah, we did offer a two hundred dollar tier. We did offer two 1115 01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:20.640 We we do offer a two hundred dollar tier for U for exactly I think 1116 01:19:20.680 --> 01:19:24.039 what was it? Like a couple like I think it was like it was 1117 01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:27.439 fifteen minute, maybe ten seconds minutes. It was not minute, It was 1118 01:19:27.479 --> 01:19:31.680 not it was maybe like a minute max of of co Op or Horrid Gears. 1119 01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:34.159 As soon as the game starts, you have one minute, you have 1120 01:19:34.319 --> 01:19:41.079 one minute, you have one minute. You set up the map. Yeah, 1121 01:19:42.399 --> 01:19:47.159 set up setting up Setting up the map counts to your time. Yeah, 1122 01:19:47.159 --> 01:19:53.640 absolutely, oh man. Getting to the lobby, Yeah, the lobby, 1123 01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:59.560 The lobby counts the lobby is game time rats, So you fucking imagine 1124 01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:02.680 I would love to. We're so transparent about that that I kind of hope 1125 01:20:02.680 --> 01:20:05.279 we have the opportunity to do it one day. I hope somebody does do 1126 01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:15.319 it and then we go do it exactly and I want that experience. I 1127 01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:20.359 want you fucking shitty. Could you imagine doing That's so disrespectful, dude, 1128 01:20:20.439 --> 01:20:24.159 Hey man, there's gotta be out of the people that watch, there's gotta 1129 01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:29.079 be one don't actually do that, don't actually but I just I just think 1130 01:20:29.079 --> 01:20:31.680 it's funny. I just think the concept is hilarious. But all right, 1131 01:20:32.039 --> 01:20:35.760 so best worth Birthday, so best of worth Birthday gets I've ever gotten. 1132 01:20:35.920 --> 01:20:40.119 This is a difficult question for me because my birthday and Christmas are so close 1133 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:45.520 together that like, oftentimes when I think back, it's difficult to remember which 1134 01:20:45.560 --> 01:20:47.239 one was a birthday and which one was like Christmas, because they're both in 1135 01:20:47.319 --> 01:20:53.600 December and they're like maybe like I think twenty days max apart. So I 1136 01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:57.359 remember the Game Boy Advanced sp was it was a gift that I remember getting 1137 01:20:57.359 --> 01:21:01.039 specifically that was like this is fucking amazing, this is and I remember that 1138 01:21:01.079 --> 01:21:04.560 being a distinctly a birthday gift because I remember feeling like, oh, I 1139 01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:10.760 can play games in the dark, that's amazing. I can't one time. 1140 01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:13.399 I can tell you, guys, my worst one something that they save a 1141 01:21:13.479 --> 01:21:18.439 gang gear had for fucking years prior. That's true. Yeah, that battery. 1142 01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:24.720 The fucking six fucking batteries, bro, if you wanted six double as 1143 01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:28.399 if you wanted to play the fact that the fact that anything ever took six 1144 01:21:28.439 --> 01:21:32.479 double batteries is crazy to me. But one time Lili's aunt got me a 1145 01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:35.920 gift card to Red Robbins. I was just like, Nina, I don't 1146 01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:41.119 even eat this. I don't even like Red Robins. I hate that. 1147 01:21:42.239 --> 01:21:45.079 What is it? What is it with that? Man? What is it 1148 01:21:45.159 --> 01:21:47.439 with gift cards to restaurants? You don't give me a card when you just 1149 01:21:47.560 --> 01:21:50.359 give me money, Like they go and they buy a gift card, and 1150 01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:55.359 I'm like, look, just give me cash. Yeah, at the very 1151 01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:59.439 least, give me a debit card one of those loads. No, give 1152 01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:01.880 me a give me cash. I could buy drugs or blunt wraps if I 1153 01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:09.640 need to. I don't want fucking gift cards. Give me cash. People 1154 01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:13.720 have been people have been conditioned to think that giving cash is wrong, and 1155 01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:20.520 I agree with you. It's fucking not like I would always prefer cash unless 1156 01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:24.600 somebody is. I actually, to be honest, I prefer nothing to be 1157 01:22:24.760 --> 01:22:29.439 To be completely real, I don't I don't like the gift exchange thing because 1158 01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:32.680 of the expectations. I just don't like it because somedays I don't like people. 1159 01:22:32.680 --> 01:22:35.079 I don't like asking for I don't like asking for things in general. 1160 01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:39.399 I'm like a very proud idiot. So i don't like asking for things in 1161 01:22:39.439 --> 01:22:43.760 general. But I'd rather just people because because it's like it's it's the unfairness 1162 01:22:43.800 --> 01:22:47.359 of like you gotta get somebody something back, That's what I'm saying. I 1163 01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:50.560 don't like it, so I'd rather just not do that. I'd rather just 1164 01:22:51.239 --> 01:22:56.399 the pressure of because even when people say this, even when people say I 1165 01:22:56.520 --> 01:23:00.800 don't expect nothing from you in return, and then if years go by and 1166 01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:05.199 you actually give them nothing, they will be bothered. They will even if 1167 01:23:05.239 --> 01:23:11.079 they say that they're fucking lying, because people that like to give gifts also 1168 01:23:11.199 --> 01:23:14.960 love to receive them. That's just like, it's not like they demanding shit, 1169 01:23:15.039 --> 01:23:17.079 but they just like the exchange. They like it and I'm just like 1170 01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:20.000 here to say that some years, some people have bad years, some people 1171 01:23:20.159 --> 01:23:23.960 are you know, not doing so well. And it's like, yo, 1172 01:23:24.359 --> 01:23:28.359 can we just like skip all of that shit and just enjoy each other's company. 1173 01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:31.279 Let's go fucking do some shit or whatever, and let's not spend hundreds 1174 01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:33.960 of dollars this year in Christmas or some shit like that. I would just 1175 01:23:34.199 --> 01:23:38.840 prefer that, so everybody keeps their money. Lily's making fun of me. 1176 01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:40.520 Now, He's like, you, guys, you always get gifts, you 1177 01:23:40.560 --> 01:23:43.399 fucking asshole. She's like, literally, right now, take me. You're 1178 01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:45.479 like, you always get fucking gifts, kicks and piece of shit? You're 1179 01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:50.319 lying? You do you tell her plug? Or you tell her plug? 1180 01:23:50.520 --> 01:23:55.600 I remembering jarred. I remember I remember genuinely being jarred that you were still 1181 01:23:55.640 --> 01:23:59.319 getting gifts at all, because it's like adults don't get gifts, really, 1182 01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:01.000 not in the way that you get him. I give, I give, 1183 01:24:01.319 --> 01:24:05.640 well, we I admit as as for me, because Lily's family loves giving 1184 01:24:05.720 --> 01:24:11.279 gifts. That is their thing, in particularly her dad, her dad every 1185 01:24:11.399 --> 01:24:15.319 Christmas. Dad last Christmas got me a got me an eye nine twelfth processor 1186 01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:17.479 for christ he has got it for me. He was like, what do 1187 01:24:17.520 --> 01:24:19.279 you want for Christmas? And I was like, I kind of want this 1188 01:24:19.359 --> 01:24:21.760 thing, but I can buy it myself, and he's all right, cool, 1189 01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:24.399 And then Christmas came and he got me that. I was like, 1190 01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:30.560 that's very expensive. You're you're like the fat has Kickston has white privilege. 1191 01:24:30.960 --> 01:24:32.960 Yes, yeah, I really don't have white privilege at all. You do. 1192 01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:38.359 You're living away that you're living, You're you're living a white privilege life. 1193 01:24:38.359 --> 01:24:42.880 Absolutely. You're in a place, you're you're a you're at home, 1194 01:24:42.920 --> 01:24:45.439 you're not paying for it. You get gifts constantly, and you don't like 1195 01:24:45.479 --> 01:24:48.359 it's you're come on, dude, like bro for a gift. For a 1196 01:24:48.520 --> 01:24:55.119 gift like an eye nine processor that is probably at least four hundred dollars, 1197 01:24:55.920 --> 01:24:58.960 I was going to get it myself. I was like, I gotta I 1198 01:24:59.039 --> 01:25:01.800 gotta madueator. I got a sweater for Christmas two years ago. Hero people. 1199 01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:05.840 I know zero people that would be able to even think about getting me 1200 01:25:05.920 --> 01:25:09.880 that shit. Like, okay, fair enough, my wife, baby, 1201 01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:15.039 you live in you live in, stupid nigga. You live you a dumb 1202 01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:17.680 nigga. That's why you don't know good people. You dumb black mass. 1203 01:25:23.640 --> 01:25:26.640 You can't. You can't can't say that. You can't you can't say that 1204 01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:30.840 word. Be good. I can't say that word. You can't stop either 1205 01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:33.760 of you. Try to stop me. You're just getting this conversation. You're 1206 01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:38.720 getting lighter by the second. Stop stop. I can't, dude, I 1207 01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:41.760 could not live as I cannot look at always happening. Look in his hands, 1208 01:25:45.760 --> 01:25:48.239 and do you stopped playing? I turned my hands and they're the same 1209 01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:55.640 color. Year. I have appalled that this conversation. I can't right now, 1210 01:25:55.880 --> 01:25:58.920 I can admit, I can admit this all jokes aside. I am. 1211 01:25:59.000 --> 01:26:01.319 I am a very very very very very lucky fella. You know I 1212 01:26:01.520 --> 01:26:06.199 have I have never I've been I've been very poor, but I've always had 1213 01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:09.800 people that have looked out for me in my poorness. And then before that, 1214 01:26:09.880 --> 01:26:12.920 I lived in like a very decent lifestyle, so I never have had 1215 01:26:12.960 --> 01:26:15.720 to struggle like a lot of other people have. And I very much so 1216 01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:18.640 admit that, and I acknowledge that I never deny the fact that I grew 1217 01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:21.880 up with a grandmother was a doctor, Like I'm very open about that being 1218 01:26:21.920 --> 01:26:27.119 a truth. But I'm still but I still unfortunately was a nigga. You 1219 01:26:27.159 --> 01:26:30.960 know it is, I will say, I will say in your in your 1220 01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:33.680 defense, it is luck. I will say that it's very like. It's 1221 01:26:33.720 --> 01:26:38.600 not like because I know some people who go out of their way to make 1222 01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:42.680 sure they they they're around people that they can leach off of, Like you 1223 01:26:42.720 --> 01:26:44.760 know what I'm saying, Like, there's people that like my friend, the 1224 01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:47.159 one that actually moved to France, he was that type of guy. At 1225 01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:51.600 first. He would be positioning himself to where he can get like free shit 1226 01:26:51.920 --> 01:26:55.720 girls that he dated. One girl, you know, she was a stripper. 1227 01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:59.399 I made a boatloads of money, so then she would just shower him 1228 01:26:59.399 --> 01:27:01.680 with money and shit like That's how he would position himself. And me, 1229 01:27:01.880 --> 01:27:06.239 I'm just like that nice and my fucked up car all smoking and shit, 1230 01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:15.960 like your car has square wheels. Lily's calling me white right now. He's 1231 01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:17.600 literally calling me. She's called me. She's say you're white, you have 1232 01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:23.079 a lisp, You're white, stupid, you're straight up cracker. My guy, 1233 01:27:23.680 --> 01:27:27.359 that's hilarious. That's you need to put some ear muffs on her. 1234 01:27:28.840 --> 01:27:31.560 I'm gonna go out and I'm a beatter like I'm a white man. He 1235 01:27:31.920 --> 01:27:34.319 yo, go go reach into that dresser right there and go pull out a 1236 01:27:34.359 --> 01:27:38.279 wife beater. Right now, let's go, Yeah, just pretend to be 1237 01:27:38.399 --> 01:27:44.000 pretend, just just pretend you're a lesbian so you can go out and beat 1238 01:27:44.039 --> 01:27:50.880 exactly there you go. So the statistics are like, bro, I really 1239 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:57.319 can't believe that. That honestly blows myth about that. Now it's forty five, 1240 01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:59.920 like let me, I could I could be it's over. Forty is 1241 01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.680 bad, by the way, like regardless because they're womenywhere, because they're women. 1242 01:28:02.880 --> 01:28:10.840 That's why there. Yeah, and let's be real, it's not like 1243 01:28:10.960 --> 01:28:14.159 the it's not commercial lesbians. It's it's the ones that you ever see, 1244 01:28:14.359 --> 01:28:15.239 you guys, see a goofy movie, right, you ever see a goofy 1245 01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:19.720 movie. There's a Rock Sand's dad if you ever remember Rock Sand's dad looked 1246 01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:24.199 like that's the women that are doing the beatings. Go go look up that 1247 01:28:24.319 --> 01:28:27.600 nigga, and then you'll basically be like, this is yet four beating up 1248 01:28:27.640 --> 01:28:32.319 these people beating up these women, and those like they're they're rough, they're 1249 01:28:32.680 --> 01:28:39.359 they're rough looking cats man, or it's or it's the or it's the macho 1250 01:28:39.439 --> 01:28:42.880 one beating up the feminine one or the feminine one being a shot the macho 1251 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.319 one being. I love it. I love it. I love it. 1252 01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:48.720 It is women, it's women. It's always women. It is always them. 1253 01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:53.079 It's always them. I know it. I'm go pull up this picture. 1254 01:28:53.079 --> 01:28:55.840 You can see who I'm talking about. I want you guys to get 1255 01:28:55.880 --> 01:29:00.399 a good I hope h stupid. I hate this format, bro, I 1256 01:29:00.479 --> 01:29:10.119 love it. Yeah, it's annoying me. Why you why you do this? 1257 01:29:11.880 --> 01:29:15.359 Kings and Queen? Okay, I gotta I got a good I got 1258 01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:18.960 a good one here from scooped James. Okay, he says, He says, 1259 01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:21.960 hello, Wingus, Bingus and Dinghus. What's the dumbest, slash worst 1260 01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:26.800 thing you or someone else you knew did at school? So this is a 1261 01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:30.439 funny question because he procedes it with something that tells me that he grew up 1262 01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:32.560 in a very nice place, because he said, for instance, like a 1263 01:29:32.640 --> 01:29:38.199 buddy of mine stole a teacher's phone for no reason. Okay, man, 1264 01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:42.359 which is like, oh, I just shared what is that? What is 1265 01:29:42.399 --> 01:29:46.199 that? What am I looking at you? Why did you share this? 1266 01:29:46.640 --> 01:29:55.039 This is this raw cold? This is raw? My god. I shared 1267 01:29:55.079 --> 01:30:00.640 a fucking a novel like like you did last time you clicked through the place. 1268 01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:04.560 Mine was just straight up source. There we go. I was just 1269 01:30:04.600 --> 01:30:08.279 trying to show I'm just trying to show you what these uh, what these 1270 01:30:08.399 --> 01:30:13.199 uh what these these lesbians like? The domestic abuse was my god, look 1271 01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:15.880 at look I found. It was one of the first things I found. 1272 01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:21.760 Browt of God. Well was the question, Yeah, yeah, that doesn't 1273 01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:32.119 matter, sorry, scoop. James already read it. Question already what is 1274 01:30:32.199 --> 01:30:39.159 the what's the dumbest worst someone you someone else? He did fool? And 1275 01:30:39.199 --> 01:30:41.840 then he said that somebody that he knew so a teacher's phone for no reason, 1276 01:30:41.840 --> 01:30:45.880 which to me is like very very low and like I I knew a 1277 01:30:45.960 --> 01:30:54.319 kid who unleashed like hundreds of rats like in school in the middle of like 1278 01:30:54.359 --> 01:30:57.119 an assembly. I don't know how he did that. It was I think 1279 01:30:57.119 --> 01:31:00.239 it was feel mince. I don't know, but it was like I think 1280 01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:02.800 I think some of our friends who went to the same high school might remember 1281 01:31:02.840 --> 01:31:05.920 this. I can't remember what the volume of rats were. I don't even 1282 01:31:05.920 --> 01:31:12.119 remember if they were like it was some plague or something like some ridiculous number 1283 01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:16.640 of animals, Like he just let loose these insane, like an insane number 1284 01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:23.079 of animals in the school during like an assembly or something, so that when 1285 01:31:23.079 --> 01:31:26.000 everybody went back into the hallways, it was just like full of I don't 1286 01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:29.000 know, lizards or mice or like, I don't remember what the fuck it 1287 01:31:29.119 --> 01:31:30.319 was. I wish I could remember. I'm sure like some I'm sure like 1288 01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:34.279 Paul, Gabby and Jalen might might be able to remember. But it's a 1289 01:31:34.560 --> 01:31:38.840 nuts nuts well, the kids are broke, definitely. One of my friends 1290 01:31:38.880 --> 01:31:44.319 bought a gun to school. Else crazy part for the course, hill whoa 1291 01:31:45.159 --> 01:31:49.399 what? Else? There was the time that the some guy slapped the teacher 1292 01:31:49.560 --> 01:31:53.479 and the teacher plunched the funk out of him. He thought it was tough 1293 01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:56.119 because it's how it is. A bunch of kids are like, oh yeah, 1294 01:31:56.119 --> 01:31:58.680 I'm a fucking hoodgie, gonna go slap a grown man. A grown 1295 01:31:58.720 --> 01:32:01.039 man's like a bro you're eight scene and knocks the shot of him. The 1296 01:32:01.079 --> 01:32:04.840 teacher got fired, obviously. Yeah, I think teachers should be able to 1297 01:32:04.960 --> 01:32:08.520 do that, like, like, I think they should have the authority to 1298 01:32:08.560 --> 01:32:11.039 be able to beat the shit out of students if they hit him first. 1299 01:32:11.680 --> 01:32:14.159 I used to be I remember hearing about this kid who in school, he 1300 01:32:14.279 --> 01:32:18.319 used to go into the theater room and like just jerk off and then like 1301 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:23.119 clean it up with the with the theater wardrobe. I remember hearing that. 1302 01:32:23.880 --> 01:32:26.840 That was like, I think that was happening, just so fucking heinous. 1303 01:32:26.920 --> 01:32:30.600 There's called jack class too, like that happened just like just school. It's 1304 01:32:30.640 --> 01:32:35.000 just school. It's just like kids. Gerardo and I didn't. I heard 1305 01:32:35.079 --> 01:32:40.119 this from Girardo narked on himself. This is something that you don't fucking tell 1306 01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:43.760 people, but he said in one of his classes, he used to fucking 1307 01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:47.039 beat off and bust in his pants and just let the fucking nut just drip 1308 01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:59.479 down his leg. That's so fucking crazy to say, dude, the idea 1309 01:32:59.600 --> 01:33:02.880 of that happening too, because like you know, that ship gets cold like 1310 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:06.479 really quick. So this nigga just like bust and then that ship just stalled, 1311 01:33:06.560 --> 01:33:10.680 like just just chilling on him and he and then what does he do. 1312 01:33:10.760 --> 01:33:14.720 He just waits till he probably recess or whatever and cleans up or something. 1313 01:33:14.800 --> 01:33:16.880 I'm like, I can't believe. I can't believe this dude knocked on 1314 01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:20.479 himself. Why would he tell anybody that if you do, if you do 1315 01:33:20.600 --> 01:33:26.359 it. Fine, if you do it, there's probably a bunch of freaks 1316 01:33:26.479 --> 01:33:29.479 right that are doing a lot of freaky shit all the time, but you 1317 01:33:29.560 --> 01:33:34.079 don't tell people. Comment in your own pants is so barbaric, bro, 1318 01:33:34.399 --> 01:33:40.760 it's not cool. It's one one time it happened to me, but not 1319 01:33:41.079 --> 01:33:44.680 under you know, like I didn't self, I was, I was, 1320 01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:47.520 it was it was actually, dude. The fun thing was it was it 1321 01:33:47.640 --> 01:33:53.920 was very public place due I was. I was waiting. This is when 1322 01:33:53.960 --> 01:33:56.600 I was biking everywhere and I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time, 1323 01:33:56.680 --> 01:34:00.840 and uh yeah, I was waiting for a bust and she was just 1324 01:34:01.159 --> 01:34:04.760 you know, she's a fucking deviant and I didn't. I did. That 1325 01:34:04.840 --> 01:34:10.239 was the one time only thing, because I'm telling you it is the It's 1326 01:34:10.359 --> 01:34:15.159 such an awful experience. Like just I'm also this could be like more of 1327 01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:16.439 a me too thing because like I said, I just hate I hate touching. 1328 01:34:16.680 --> 01:34:19.239 I hate touching my own nut. It pisses me off. It just 1329 01:34:19.359 --> 01:34:26.159 it just annoys me. Like I it's what you're still doing here. It 1330 01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.239 just I'm like, god damn it, Like I'm just like agitated, Like 1331 01:34:29.359 --> 01:34:32.880 I'm done with you. Go go now I guess that's what I guess that's 1332 01:34:32.920 --> 01:34:36.439 what the stock niggas want, Like they just know, make sure there's nothing, 1333 01:34:36.600 --> 01:34:39.760 and then they just throw it away and they're done. They don't even 1334 01:34:39.760 --> 01:34:44.520 think about it any that's probably they're thinking they don't have to get up and 1335 01:34:44.680 --> 01:34:46.640 like you know, if you're if us tissues or whatever, and like yeah, 1336 01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:50.000 right, gotta go. The these niggas just sling it and then they're 1337 01:34:50.039 --> 01:34:56.039 done. And then they're immediately turn over and start press press start unpaused on 1338 01:34:56.039 --> 01:35:00.159 the Final Fantasy seven and they're not that's crazy in the middle of five bay 1339 01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:04.159 seven for nothing, nothing particularly such what happened? You see like a choke 1340 01:35:04.199 --> 01:35:06.920 away, like, oh you go, you beat your dick off. You're 1341 01:35:08.039 --> 01:35:11.720 fucking cum filled sock, not even like you had a big load, so 1342 01:35:11.840 --> 01:35:14.840 your stock is dripping, You throw it at the wall, get stuck to 1343 01:35:14.920 --> 01:35:19.520 the wall, and you unpaused Final Fantasy to keep playing. I'm trying to 1344 01:35:19.600 --> 01:35:24.439 be that kind of monster, bro. Try. I hate these I hate 1345 01:35:24.479 --> 01:35:30.239 these fucking images of Oppenheimer put through like like Celia Murphy and in the wardrobe, 1346 01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:33.960 put through the fucking smile filter. It's it's I haven't seen it. 1347 01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:39.840 I haven't seen any of them. Just it's it's just so unnerving. It's 1348 01:35:39.920 --> 01:35:44.079 like, let me see if I get let me see if I can I'll 1349 01:35:44.159 --> 01:35:47.600 said that. Of course, Ghost here, you gotta put in the little 1350 01:35:47.640 --> 01:35:53.960 chat you can see. It's just like it's not you don't it's just ghost. 1351 01:35:54.199 --> 01:35:59.000 The most ill behaved personal the Internet I've met in my life. Let's 1352 01:35:59.159 --> 01:36:02.000 uh, stupid, let's get you want to get one more question? Yeah, 1353 01:36:04.279 --> 01:36:15.479 uh, that's some more specific topic. Okay, Texas Tato salad or 1354 01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:18.439 Texas Tator Salad road. And he says, howdy to the misogynist triad. 1355 01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:23.960 What is a moment that you realized you were you were too far in a 1356 01:36:24.039 --> 01:36:26.840 rabbit hole? For me, it was when I realized I was enjoying an 1357 01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:30.479 anime about a high school boys volleyball team. Also, Dragon ball Z's art 1358 01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:32.840 style is way uglier than one Piece. That's insane, But like, all 1359 01:36:32.880 --> 01:36:40.520 right, God bless you, that's fucking anyway to some amazing art moments. 1360 01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:43.640 But to say, Dragon, yo, what is wrong with one piece? 1361 01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:46.159 Fans? Are you guys stupid? Are you guys actually like does watching that 1362 01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:51.239 show make you less smart? I think So's haters and losers. There's haters 1363 01:36:51.319 --> 01:36:55.359 and losers. Man, just don't know. It's the same exposing yourself. 1364 01:36:57.479 --> 01:37:00.560 I love that show. In fact, I think be invested in the same 1365 01:37:01.159 --> 01:37:06.279 exact story for as long as as one piece fans have been. And then, 1366 01:37:06.279 --> 01:37:09.359 by the way, this is not exclusive one piece fans. I would 1367 01:37:09.359 --> 01:37:11.960 say the same thing about people who are like into fucking soap operas and ship 1368 01:37:14.119 --> 01:37:21.399 Yeah, hayters and losers, that's it. They don't have anything good to 1369 01:37:21.720 --> 01:37:26.119 Oh wait, what are you doing? Why are you resting me? Donald? 1370 01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:30.199 Donald Trump is gonna live forever if the world, if the world of 1371 01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:36.319 Coco exists, then Donald Trump is is will never die because that impression will 1372 01:37:36.399 --> 01:37:41.359 always be fun. What do you have tuning good that it's so funny? 1373 01:37:41.439 --> 01:37:45.640 How fucking you're such a big such you're such a big person. I mean 1374 01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:54.760 that just generally that like, those look so small at this compared to my 1375 01:37:55.079 --> 01:38:00.960 hand, That is pretty insane. My hand was small aller than this once 1376 01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:03.640 upon a time when I was small. I'm sucking Andre the giant over here, 1377 01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:08.760 fucking dude insane. That's I don't I don't like these ones. I 1378 01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:11.399 want to get a three D S I can't find what anyone has a three 1379 01:38:11.439 --> 01:38:14.119 D S to buy it off of? What is that? This is a 1380 01:38:14.199 --> 01:38:17.479 D S? Light bro? Oh that makes sense, just light bro. 1381 01:38:17.800 --> 01:38:20.439 I want to play these games, but I can't because my hands are too 1382 01:38:20.640 --> 01:38:29.680 big to play them. My thumb is bigger than all of these buttons. 1383 01:38:29.960 --> 01:38:33.880 I can impress every button at once with my thumb. It's pretty impressive. 1384 01:38:34.199 --> 01:38:39.640 No, it's not. It's not awkward space anyway. Anyway, Anyway, 1385 01:38:39.760 --> 01:38:43.079 what was the question was what was the moment that you realize you were too 1386 01:38:43.119 --> 01:38:45.520 far in a rabbit hole? I've got pretty good answer to this. I 1387 01:38:45.680 --> 01:38:49.760 remember. I remember there was a point like it might have been twenty sixteen 1388 01:38:49.800 --> 01:38:53.840 actually that I was like, I that was back when we were watching a 1389 01:38:53.920 --> 01:38:59.680 lot of really heinous shit. Oh yeah, it was bad and and and 1390 01:38:59.800 --> 01:39:02.359 it was like one of the first times that I had been home since I 1391 01:39:02.439 --> 01:39:08.199 had acclimated to being like an independent adult surrounded by nothing but friends. And 1392 01:39:08.520 --> 01:39:11.880 I showed my cousin this video that I thought was really funny, and it 1393 01:39:12.000 --> 01:39:15.680 was like I think it was like I don't remember exactly what it was, 1394 01:39:15.760 --> 01:39:17.520 but the general vibe of it was like like a lively type of video, 1395 01:39:17.640 --> 01:39:19.840 not with a person, but like with like a fucking animal. I think 1396 01:39:19.840 --> 01:39:26.880 it was like a squirrel or like a fucking I don't know, just something 1397 01:39:27.319 --> 01:39:31.199 that I probably shouldn't have showed, like a family member or whatever. And 1398 01:39:32.159 --> 01:39:34.159 he was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, 1399 01:39:34.960 --> 01:39:38.680 Oh, it's a fucking you know, it's a squirrel getting struck by lightning 1400 01:39:41.039 --> 01:39:43.159 or whatever. And it was like, oh, why did you show that 1401 01:39:43.239 --> 01:39:45.319 to me? And I was like, why did I show that to you? 1402 01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:48.920 And then I thought I had like an existential cry. I was like, 1403 01:39:49.000 --> 01:39:55.000 oh, maybe I really should compartmentalize these things because I don't want to 1404 01:39:55.159 --> 01:39:58.920 bring shit up to my parents by accident. I don't want to go to 1405 01:39:59.039 --> 01:40:00.199 my parents and start saying the ship that I say to my friends. I 1406 01:40:00.279 --> 01:40:04.800 was like, Oh, I should I should really figure things out. I'm 1407 01:40:04.880 --> 01:40:08.720 really deep into here where I didn't even think twice about sharing this video of 1408 01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:10.680 a fu I don't even though it was it was like a monkey, like 1409 01:40:11.840 --> 01:40:14.640 it was like a monkey peeling a squirrel, like a fucking cheese stick or 1410 01:40:14.680 --> 01:40:20.560 something like some fucking ridiculous shit. Oh you know what's crazy? You know 1411 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:25.520 what? You know what is crazy? Every person that has spent a prolonged 1412 01:40:25.640 --> 01:40:30.479 period of time around me has become acclimated to those kinds of videos, to 1413 01:40:30.640 --> 01:40:36.800 the point that every person I've lived with since a humor has gotten way more 1414 01:40:36.920 --> 01:40:42.520 fucked up since living with me. I wouldn't be able to if it, 1415 01:40:42.640 --> 01:40:44.880 like say, if I lived with you, it wouldn't. I just I 1416 01:40:44.960 --> 01:40:46.520 can't do those videos. No, no, you're saying that now, Derek, 1417 01:40:46.720 --> 01:40:50.600 until you get a laugh that you get if you're just a laughter man. 1418 01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:58.439 Some of the shit I've seen in the last the second Chris, the 1419 01:40:58.560 --> 01:41:00.880 one second video of the horse only off the bridge. He's really fucking funny. 1420 01:41:01.119 --> 01:41:05.119 It's that's great. See, that's great because I'm not seeing like violence. 1421 01:41:05.800 --> 01:41:08.880 Oh no, no, no, no, there's no Sara and stuff 1422 01:41:08.880 --> 01:41:11.640 like that. I try to keep those videos away. But like there's videos 1423 01:41:11.640 --> 01:41:15.039 are like there's paying crash compilations, right, there's one video that is so 1424 01:41:15.279 --> 01:41:18.880 funny. It's the guy running away from the crash, but then he gets 1425 01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:24.960 hit by the engine. It's so funny because if he stayed still, he 1426 01:41:24.960 --> 01:41:28.279 wouldn't have been hurt. But when he ran away, he put himself in 1427 01:41:28.399 --> 01:41:35.159 a perfect place to bro Did you see that fucking did you see that? 1428 01:41:35.279 --> 01:41:39.960 There was a like there was a crash right and a cop this is a 1429 01:41:40.039 --> 01:41:43.319 cops fucking like chess cam. There's a crash and so he's pulled her at 1430 01:41:43.359 --> 01:41:47.079 the site the fucking flatbed is, you know, getting ready to lift open, 1431 01:41:47.479 --> 01:41:53.680 lift the car up, and fucking some genius, some fucking evil Knevil 1432 01:41:54.159 --> 01:42:00.520 just fucking goes up the ramp like he's and then fucking a car that driving 1433 01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:03.720 He perfectly lands on top of the car and just causes it, the cars 1434 01:42:03.800 --> 01:42:09.520 to explode like it's it is, so it seems like a stunt. It's 1435 01:42:09.560 --> 01:42:14.279 like so unbelievable that I'm like, the timing is impeccable. How the fuck 1436 01:42:14.359 --> 01:42:18.199 did you even get how did you what was he doing too? Did he 1437 01:42:18.279 --> 01:42:23.239 go up the ramp on purpose? Like it was like that perfect moment like 1438 01:42:23.479 --> 01:42:27.760 that where things don't have to get that bad, but they get that bad. 1439 01:42:27.920 --> 01:42:32.000 Just make me make me wonder, like because like some you know, 1440 01:42:32.079 --> 01:42:34.199 it's it's like the moment you get under stress, you have to react, 1441 01:42:34.319 --> 01:42:38.039 right, like when you're a dressed you have to how to react. It 1442 01:42:38.079 --> 01:42:42.560 makes me realize how many people have terrible like thought process. They just like 1443 01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:45.960 almost gonna freak out now and do something instead of like being like, let 1444 01:42:45.039 --> 01:42:50.840 me think quick a quick moment and react appropriately. There's the cars. Where 1445 01:42:50.880 --> 01:42:54.960 did he think he was gonna go think he was gonna drive off the ramp 1446 01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:58.439 and land and then drive away and go off into the sunset where he needed 1447 01:42:58.560 --> 01:43:02.359 to be. Or he just feeding decided to flatten another person and blow up 1448 01:43:02.399 --> 01:43:10.239 both the cars. It's honestly not I want to show you this. Uh, 1449 01:43:10.680 --> 01:43:13.319 people just don't think before they do things. That's what it is. 1450 01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:17.199 Make any sense? Why does this happen? Wait? Which, why is 1451 01:43:17.239 --> 01:43:21.239 it like this? You keep sharing that dog? I said, don't? 1452 01:43:21.279 --> 01:43:29.600 I said, don't share the fuck? What is this? What did you 1453 01:43:29.680 --> 01:43:34.359 send? Sending? Didn't share the dog? I don't know because I like 1454 01:43:34.520 --> 01:43:45.399 it. This shits like holy shit, Like that's a crazy fucking car flies 1455 01:43:45.399 --> 01:43:49.079 one in twenty feet after driving up a tow ring? Like, why does 1456 01:43:49.119 --> 01:43:54.319 this happen? And then it lands? You know what? You know what 1457 01:43:54.439 --> 01:43:58.720 that is? Now? You know what that is. That's that's just straight 1458 01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:02.680 that's straight up. That's an must have thought that we all have. The 1459 01:44:02.920 --> 01:44:08.359 driving up the ramp, ramp, driving up the toa truck ramp a million 1460 01:44:08.720 --> 01:44:11.479 because like every time, because you think of like you think of like Grand 1461 01:44:11.479 --> 01:44:14.720 theft auto or like midnight club or whatever, or like that was like the 1462 01:44:14.840 --> 01:44:16.720 main way. That was like the main point. And then you see it 1463 01:44:16.760 --> 01:44:19.800 in person and you were like, I'm gonna you know what I got. 1464 01:44:19.960 --> 01:44:21.800 That guy's having a bad day. And he was like, if I could 1465 01:44:23.000 --> 01:44:25.640 successfully launch off this to truck ramp, I will, I will have a 1466 01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:30.399 I will have found a reason to live. I mean, I guess if 1467 01:44:30.399 --> 01:44:34.439 I guess that is that's the only thing that is plausible to me. Yeah, 1468 01:44:34.520 --> 01:44:39.159 that like a terrible day. You're you're gonna do some falling down type 1469 01:44:39.199 --> 01:44:42.279 shit. You were like, all right, I'm fucking Michael Douglas. I'm 1470 01:44:42.319 --> 01:44:47.039 having a bad day. It's very Michael Douglass. It's very fucking it. 1471 01:44:47.399 --> 01:44:54.720 Man, it's me. They fucking fired me. Hey, there's a ramp 1472 01:44:54.880 --> 01:44:59.720 right there. Let's get it and then we're ready. We're already ready to 1473 01:44:59.760 --> 01:45:03.000 bring the bitch home. Ready to bring it home. Frankston, what are 1474 01:45:03.039 --> 01:45:04.800 you doing? What was he doing? He's having a he's having a fucking 1475 01:45:04.840 --> 01:45:10.079 Mitch McConnell moment. Oh my god, you see that? Wait a tweet. 1476 01:45:10.439 --> 01:45:13.159 You see a tweet where somebody was like miss McConnell had a stroke about 1477 01:45:13.199 --> 01:45:15.640 thinking about a black person having freedom and he had a stroke from it. 1478 01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:19.920 That people, I said, I said, I I said that he was 1479 01:45:20.439 --> 01:45:27.600 I said, bro is fucking red ringing? Uh, dude, Like straight 1480 01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:30.880 up, we gotta have like an age limit on this on these people. 1481 01:45:30.960 --> 01:45:35.640 Man, like you, you can't be fucking you can't be shambling around like 1482 01:45:35.800 --> 01:45:40.119 that and have as much power as you do. Like you just can't. 1483 01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:42.960 It's I can't abide by it, man. And I get that there are 1484 01:45:43.039 --> 01:45:45.840 people who are like way older than him, who are like healthier. That's 1485 01:45:45.920 --> 01:45:50.520 fine, doesn't matter to me. It's like to me, it's like to 1486 01:45:50.600 --> 01:45:55.880 me, it's like arguing. It's like, well, fucking oh what the 1487 01:45:55.920 --> 01:46:00.399 fuck is Oh no? What? Okay? No, never mind. My 1488 01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:04.439 screen like flashed for a second. Oh maybe should maybe we should? Maybe 1489 01:46:04.439 --> 01:46:09.399 we should end this soon. I feel like something's going on. Oh I 1490 01:46:09.479 --> 01:46:15.039 feel like we might have a great issue. Show Mitch McConnell's hand, does 1491 01:46:15.079 --> 01:46:19.119 he particularly he's dead? He is, this is before he even had the 1492 01:46:19.439 --> 01:46:25.079 death stroke. He's just he's just dead. His hand is decayed. Oh 1493 01:46:25.159 --> 01:46:28.800 my God, what the fuck is wrong with him? Like he's like, 1494 01:46:28.960 --> 01:46:32.000 and I'm and to your point, why is this piece of shit still serving 1495 01:46:32.399 --> 01:46:38.840 quote unquote serving you know obviously lobbyists. But uh, it's it's like, 1496 01:46:39.039 --> 01:46:45.079 look at him, he's dying and and look, man, you know what 1497 01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:48.159 we talk about, like terrible you talk about January sixth and all this stuff. 1498 01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:51.920 I was telling him somebody, his hand looks like mine. Bro, 1499 01:46:53.199 --> 01:47:00.439 that's crazy. He looks like if if if you melted. He looks like 1500 01:47:00.479 --> 01:47:04.479 if you melted a wax sculpture of Dana Carvey doing the Turtle Man from fucking 1501 01:47:04.560 --> 01:47:13.439 Master of Disguise. That's he's such a weird looking guy. Way he talks 1502 01:47:13.520 --> 01:47:17.359 to it. I'm pretty sure he's had like infinity strokes because yeah, he's 1503 01:47:17.439 --> 01:47:24.560 like, his strokes are his strokes. His strokes are keeping him alive. 1504 01:47:24.600 --> 01:47:30.520 I think that's crazy to say. That is a crazy thing to say. 1505 01:47:32.159 --> 01:47:33.960 Look, man, I'm sorry, you can't be that old. You gotta 1506 01:47:33.960 --> 01:47:35.760 go. There should be a limit. There should be an age limit for 1507 01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:40.960 for people serving in in this someone fascinating. I think it should be I 1508 01:47:41.039 --> 01:47:45.960 think lea my hand, bro, like Mitch McConnell's hand looks like this will 1509 01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:48.760 just more wrinkle. What if he's slowly becoming black as he as he ages, 1510 01:47:49.399 --> 01:47:54.079 because because he's he's he was cursed. He was cursed by a fucking 1511 01:47:55.119 --> 01:48:04.680 I don't know, like a like a volue niggas you nigga too. 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Uh tell him, Steve 1575 01:53:11.640 --> 01:53:16.319 Dave ah a stupid lesbian goth edition, John Strickland. If you pee and 1576 01:53:16.520 --> 01:53:20.239 come showers and getting caught what what? Wait? What the fuck am I 1577 01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:25.199 reading? If you like p and come showers and getting cocked in the butt, 1578 01:53:25.800 --> 01:53:30.319 I'm not much into women. I'm into semen. Okay, that just 1579 01:53:30.399 --> 01:53:32.159 seems like a like a dietribe. I don't know if that was supposed to 1580 01:53:32.239 --> 01:53:38.079 rhyme or what. Yeah, I don't get the reference. Yeah, Oh 1581 01:53:38.159 --> 01:53:42.000 is that what that is? Oh? If you like p and come showers 1582 01:53:42.960 --> 01:53:47.920 and getting cock in the butt, I'm not much into women. But then 1583 01:53:47.960 --> 01:53:53.960 it's like I'm into semen. That's which that does not it's got you know, 1584 01:53:54.560 --> 01:53:59.119 there's a syllabi there's a syllabic structure that you have to adhere. Yeah, 1585 01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:06.560 you feel you've gotta work at it and in your face, Yeah, 1586 01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:15.680 let me nick at me ad Night Mercy nine getting diagnosed as a Schitzo. 1587 01:54:15.760 --> 01:54:17.600 But my doctor is Zoidberg, so I don't trust it. The First Church 1588 01:54:17.640 --> 01:54:24.720 of Keith David's wedding band featuring ac DC's Brian Johnson and Marjorie jack Jacqueline Simpson, 1589 01:54:25.279 --> 01:54:30.359 the Latino Green Goblin from Spider Man Unlimited pre Rose Blake eight ninety six. 1590 01:54:30.439 --> 01:54:33.880 She her pronouns, but like a boat, Alaskan oil field, trash, 1591 01:54:34.000 --> 01:54:36.960 Texas Taylor salad, Sue, Hulk, tickle my Asshir's nicky ziggy in 1592 01:54:38.039 --> 01:54:40.279 certain Gears of War reference here. I'm running out of ideas, guys, 1593 01:54:40.359 --> 01:54:46.199 No worries, dam lobotomized Jesus gateway to lick on, Sulk, Hogan's sloppy, 1594 01:54:46.239 --> 01:54:48.159 wet, fat, fucking pussy like a dog in the water bowl. 1595 01:54:48.159 --> 01:54:51.680 Every time I comment sounds like squidward walking Jackson DuPont badly brave hugger Derek. 1596 01:54:51.960 --> 01:54:56.720 Just remember this is the timeline where you're not Spider Man, Atherian Progerian hunter 1597 01:54:56.840 --> 01:54:59.640 Melphis one, heir to the throne of Haphazard, and rounding out the list 1598 01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:10.960 is all King of hap Hazard, the hap Hazard written in word in the 1599 01:55:11.119 --> 01:55:15.560 night, I hear it's all the coldest story ever told. Lowere f. 1600 01:55:17.279 --> 01:55:26.560 He socked his balls and his penis got harder, and then his vitis got 1601 01:55:26.680 --> 01:55:32.359 harder. Oh, come here, So what's the story with John and his 1602 01:55:32.520 --> 01:55:39.560 zero alcohol beer. Maybe he's pregnant. John's pregnant? He kept that quiet 1603 01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:44.239 anyway, He's probably training for an iron man or something if he was. 1604 01:55:44.560 --> 01:55:46.880 Shall we know all about here? The end of it? Here he comes 1605 01:55:46.920 --> 01:55:53.159 last? John Early start tomorrow? Have we no? You never need a 1606 01:55:53.279 --> 01:55:59.520 reason to enjoy a great tasting beer. Heineken zero zero explanation needed