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You're listening to your worst friend going
if you're listening to your worst friend with

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Shane and Matt. I'm Matt.
I'm joined today, but my friend and

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co host Shane. Oh hey,
what's up? Oh hey, I didn't

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see you there. Whoops. We
have a very special guest. Our special

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guest today is Alexa pain. Pain
is spelled p a y n E.

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Let me give you all her plugs
and then I'll let her speak, which

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I know people just strictly tune in
to hear me blabber at the beginning.

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But it's important to plug this.
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they give you the best time of
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anyway. Instagram Alexa Paine two ease
Alexa p a y n e x X

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on Twitter She's Alexa Payne one e
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x X Alexa. Thank you very
much for joining us today. Thanks for

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having me sure, so can you
tell me now? I've read through some

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of your bios stuff and this and
that. Let's start right at the beginning.

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Let's do an introduction for these people. How many scenes do you think

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you've shot so far in the industry? I started to lose coltly. I

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think like around maybe forty. A
lot of them haven't dropped yet. Okay,

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okay, what was your first scene? Do you remember your first shoot?

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Did it go positively? Negatively?
Not asking you talk shit about it

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anyone if I want? Negatively?
So if it did, move on to

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your second one? What was your
first shoot? What did you feel going

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into that shoot? Did you have
anxiety? Had you had sex work experience

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before that? I'd say that I
went pretty well. It was with net

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video girls and it was actually a
boy girl girl Okay, and yeah,

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it was a lot of fun going
into it. I was super nervous.

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I didn't know like how it was
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I was. I thought that I
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straight, because you know, you
hear all these like stereotypes. Sure,

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but I wasn't. It was.
It went really smooth, really good.

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The guy was really hot. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

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Now, I've heard this a lot
from performers. We've heard them say this

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and this and that, but it's
it's the sex on an actual scene.

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Well, maybe it's fun and it
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not as is it as enjoyable to
you as real sex in real personal life

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or no, because it seems like
it wouldn't be withal You have to get

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this angle and maybe just as you're
getting into it, someone screams cut or

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you know, you have to move
a different way. That's showing everything off

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but maybe not the most positive position
for you. What's getting blasted? Sure?

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What is the difference for you between
sex and your personal life and then

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shooting sex scenes? So I really
really enjoy sex on camera just as much

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as I enjoy it off camera.
I'd say sex in my personal life is

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a little bit more. I don't
know how to explain it. It means

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a little bit more to me,
more intimate, little more romantic. Maybe,

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Yeah, but I still really enjoy
sex on camera. Sure, I

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feel like if you're not enjoying sex
on camera, then why are you imformed?

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That's a great point, which is
a question I ask too. Let

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me ask you to rank these three, okay, And it's fun to do

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this when people first come in and
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But you got into porn, if
you could rank these three for me,

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for the money, for the fame, for the sex itself. Um so

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do you want me to just put
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what's most important to you, the
least important to you? So I started

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originally, I started porn because I
have only fans, so I started it

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to help with that. So I'd
say that would probably be number one.

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Number two is probably a pleasure because
I mean, like, I make decent

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money in porn. But it's not
it's obviously it's not just for the money.

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Sure, okay, yeah, So
how did you get your start?

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That's what it was. You started
with an only fans first? Yeah,

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And was that a result of the
pandemic or was that just a result of

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your lifestyle going like, hey,
I like having sex. I'm not fucking

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opposed to putting it up on the
internet. So let's run with it.

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Let's give it a try, let's
try and make some money off of it.

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Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. I mean, me and my

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boyfriend, you know, like we
we are swingers, not gonna lie.

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So we go to a lot of
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day we went to a party and
we had like the best orgy of our

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entire life, and we were like
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we should be filling this right now, like we could make a lot of

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money off of this because it was
hot. Sure, So when did you

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when did you become a swinger?
Like when was your first time really entering

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in that world? And did you
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it just pure excitement going into something
like that. I think it was just

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pure excitement. I'd say probably like
maybe four years ago. You know,

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we just wanted to try something new
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like a great time. So we've
been doing it ever since. Yeah.

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Okay, And was it a was
it a swinger party? Was it like

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a small event or a big thing. I'm picturing like you know, a

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hotel, like a suite with like
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and that's probably not what it was. Yeah, I think it was pretty

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similar to that. So, um, we got like on this app which

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I didn't even know existed. My
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talking to this couple. They were
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to their party that they were hosting, and then when we walked in,

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there was like thirty like hot couples. So we're like fuck, yeah,

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like, let's let's have sex all
night. It's awesome. Sure. We

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just had an interview last night with
a girl that we've we've known for a

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long time and we talked to and
her and her husband are swingers as well,

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and it's probably going to be the
episode that kicks off this season.

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So anyone who's following along, it's
Kat. The interview we did Kat Karma

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Orgasmic's Oh I know her? Oh
do you really cool? So funny.

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I've actually played around with her and
her Oh okay, that is an awesome

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connection. Yeah, we love her. She was in our first season like

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a year and a half ago,
and we just became friends with her.

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Yeah. Yeah, her and her
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last night as well. If people
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check it out. They it's weird
to say because if you look at it

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from a conventional standpoint, which I, out of the three of us here

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on this call, my relationship is
probably the most conventional, like by normal

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real world standards whatever you want to
air quote there. But looking at it,

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even from my perspective, I was
I was watching them and listening to

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them and talking to them, and
it felt so sweet and so romantic that

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her husband was like, you know, I just want to see her have

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pleasure and set up these safe,
great places for her to be able to

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explore her sexuality and this and that
is that how it is in your personal

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relationship as well, or your relationship
as well, Like your partner encourages you,

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like, hey, explore yourself,
try things, blah blah blah.

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Yeah he loves it. I think
he gets off on me getting off,

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which is like awesome because it works
out. Surely. Do you guys have

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rules set up, like hard set
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of like use your best judgment that
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Um. He usually sets up like
all of the encounters, but like

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my my biggest rules to just make
sure everyone's tested, everyone's clean, and

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then I want to see like their
pictures before. Okay, all right now

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wait, okay, he sets up
your encounter. Now, have you ever

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brought girls home for him as well? I totally have U. Like there'll

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be times where he's like brings him
one home from a bar and I'm like,

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all right, cool, I got
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he's looking for in terms of looks
and stuff like that, right, Like

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yeah, I mean i'd say that
we're even into like the same type of

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women, so like that works out. So if you like her, he'll

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like her. Sure that works yeah, match, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Have you ever had to put the
kai bosh on anything where it's almost like,

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I know you're into that chick,
but I don't like the way that

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bitch looks at me. No?
Yeah, no, No, have you

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ever had to do that? Um? Yeah, I mean I've taken one

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for the team before too. That's
really funny. Um so what is that

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like? Are you just kind of
trying to get through that at that point?

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Um? Like, it's only happened
like a couple of times where we'll

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be like at a party and then
like the wife is like super hot,

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like stunning, and then the guy's
just like but yeah, the guy looks

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like me. I understand, Oh
great, but thank you. What about

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the reverse though? Has has he
taken any further team? I think he's

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done the same for me a couple
of times. See that's love, That's

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what that is Christianity aside, Like, that's love stuff, man, that

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should be in churches everywhere. I
took one for the team that should be

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on the stations of the cross.
Um. So okay, so what now

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is there a Because I'm hearing this
and I'm thinking like, yeah, I

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guess I would take one for the
team too, But if you put me

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in such a bad situation, I
might have to look at my chick and

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be like, yo, I don't
know if I I don't know if I

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can take one for the team here, like you know, but I can't

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do it. Um, I love
you, but I'm a minor leaguer and

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this guy's throwing one ten Like,
I don't know what you want me to

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do here? I can't. I
can't hit this. Um. Is there

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like an etiquette or a decorum or
a couth where you can kind of be

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like, like you see your partner
really into it, but you're just kind

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of like, I'll make it up
to you later. I can't do this.

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Um, I don't think that that's
like happened to me. I mean

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maybe like a couple of times,
but I don't know. I feel like,

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as long as the dick is good, I'm happy. Okay, that's

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fair. Well, where to give
you our one question thing? Let me

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let me lead that into the next
question. We call this one building your

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almost perfect Man. There's no big
fun intro or musical intro or anything like

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that. And I just came up
with the name halfway through it. But

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we've asked this question before. If
I were to give you three traits to

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a guy, and two of them
would be phenomenal, I mean, the

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best you've ever had, but one
of them would be not good at all.

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I need you to build me your
almost perfect man here. So the

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three parts of the equation we go
with our body, perfect dick size,

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ability to last long. Now,
you can't weasle your way out of this

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one. Not that you would,
but we've had girls try in the past.

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Right. It's basically like, if
you pick a great body in a

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perfect dick size, he's gonna like
finish up in thirty seconds. If you

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pick last all night in perfect dick
size, it's got a great dick,

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last as long as you want him
to last. But he's about four hundred

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pounds and kind of like you know, gros, it's not in shape and

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stuff. So if you were to
only pick two out of the three in

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that equation, which do you think
you would go with? What can you

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sacrifice out of those three? Um? I mean I would definitely pick like

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lasting the longest for me because it's
bodies are cool. But to me,

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it's not all about like someone's body
as long as they can like fuck me

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good, and I feel like that's
all that matters because I'm big on having

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like bomb mass orgasms. Sure,
totally fair, kind of like Biggie Smalls,

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you know, like how even though
he was like four hundred pounds,

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he's still fucking like everybody. Yeah, he must have had really good dick.

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Yeah, that's what I hear.
Shane. Do you have any questions

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for Alexa today? Yeah? Like, so you mentioned that you and your

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boyfriend got into the swinger life style
together. Have you been in the same

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the same relationship the whole time or
have you were you swingers with a different

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person and then you found a new
swinger boyfriend later or yeah, we've been

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together the whole time, okay,
and when, um, when that gets

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brought up, is that like,
was that a mutual thing or is that

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something that one of you introduced?
Um? So it's kind of funny.

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So he actually introduced me to it. We were in Miami one night and

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we were really bored, um,
and we've had like a few drinks and

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he's like, I have an idea, like, let's go to this.

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We actually started by going to one
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all for it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. And

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we went nan we met this really
hot um like I want to say they

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were like a Spanish couple, Like
they were both just really good lucking and

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guy had amazing dick. We both
enjoyed ourselves. Yeah, it was fun.

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Now, were you like real and
sexually not open as in willing to

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do this? But did you give
off a very But you're giving it off

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to me personally, not towards me, but just in general. You seem

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like a very sexually fun person,
Like you seem like a chick. You

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give a couple of drinks, you're
dancing, you're having a good time,

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You're doing this and that. I
wonder did he have any fear when he

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was introducing that to you, like, oh, man, should I make

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her have another drink before I say, hey, let's go maybe hook up

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with this couple? Or did he
kind of know, like I think she'll

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be down for this. I think
he like, at that point, he

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knew me, and he knew my
boundaries, so he knew that I would

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be out for it because I am
a very sexually a sexual person. Sure,

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sure, I read part of that
in your bio. Two. You

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had a high school boyfriend you split
for a moment. The bio says,

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you started to explore your sexuality.
Yeah, yeah, And how does that

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how does that manifest itself? Are
you just are you with one person?

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Then? Because I'm a guy who
I had my high school girlfriend for a

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long time and then the first girl
I met in college at a school were

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married together sixteen years now, So
it's like I don't have a lot of

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that experience of like going out and
going like, hey, I need to

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you know, I need to see
what this is like and explore it.

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And we've done plenty. I'm not
miserable myself by any stretch. But um,

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what is that like when you were
in something and you're out, you

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just and again you're gorgeous. So
I'm sure you've always had the ability to

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pick and choose whoever you want it? But was that, um, was

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that hard? Was that difficult?
Did you ever get turned down during that

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time? And it was kind of
like, oh shit, why a few

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times where I got turned down?
But I mean, I guess that's part

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of it. But I'd say that
as soon as I did get out of

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that relationship, I definitely went like
but wild, and I mean that's how

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I met my boyfriend. Now.
Um, so I don't regret any of

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it. No, yeah, no
regrets. And then when did you get

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into dancing? How old were you? Let's see, this is a really

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good question. I think I was
like twenty one okay. And was that

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just you're in school, you're out
of school, you got to find a

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way to make some money. Was
it like lo was like we talked about

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with the only fans. Was it
kind of like, hey, I don't

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mind doing this and it pays well
enough, let's jump in. Well I

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started out as a waitress such a
strip club, okay, and like I

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was making pretty good money doing that, but then I was seeing how much

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money like the dancers they're ever making. So I was like, you know

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what, fuck it, I'm gonna
do it. And you're so much hotter

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than most of them anyway, I
would assume. So then it's like i'd

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be cleaning up at this place,
how do Because we've also talked to a

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lot of different girls that did dancing
and then later on feature dancing and stuff

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like that, and it seems like
there are so many It's like the unwritten

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rules of baseball. There are so
many, like like dues and don'ts.

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Did you pick them up when you
were a waitress at the club where like

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say if this girl has a regular, or stay away from that guy always

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makes tip people out properly, all
that shit, right, college supper etiquette.

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Sure, supper Etiquet's a great way
to put it. But yeah,

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I say that you just make it
up as you go. You know,

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you start getting more comfortable, then
you just realize like, hey that's okay,

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don't do that, or hey I
should go and do this. Sure,

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sure, all right, So going
forward in your adult career. Well,

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let me ask you that too,
because that's another thing we bring up

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during interviews is it seems like the
power paradigm has almost shifted in the industry

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where for years in the nineties or
early two thousands, girls were looking to

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be featured on videos or on websites
or whatever, and now it almost seems

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like it's great to be featured on
a website. But it's great because it's

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almost like an advertisement for your own
only fans, right, I'd say,

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so, sure, I love it, though honestly I wouldn't. I went

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into more and I was like,
Oh, I'm just gonna do like a

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few scenes and doesn't see how it
goes. But like after the first one

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I did, I was like,
Okay, no, I really like this.

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I have to keep shooting more and
more correctly. Sure, so,

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I won't obviously ask for names or
anything. But it seems like all of

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your experiences have been good shooting scenes
with people, right, Have you had

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any negative experiences? I don't think
so. I've been very fortunate. Everyone

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I've shot with has been amazing and
super respectful, super polite. Sure that

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could be a result of grabbing good
management too, or maybe just the people

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you're working with have been good,
or maybe you're easy to work with,

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who knows. Okay, so what
are we looking forward to is terms of

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mainstream shoots going forward? Is there
anything you said you had a lot shot

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that haven't been released yet, so
obviously they're on the docket and they'll be

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coming out. But is there any
major site you're still looking for. Is

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there a white whale you're going after
where you're like, oh shit, I

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really want to shoot for those guys. I really really want to shoot for

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Deeper, just because I think that
their work is amazing. I love it,

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and I am into some of that
Marquinqui stuff, so I think that

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it would be a good fit for
me. Okay, go ahead, continue

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and then I'll ask you. I
was going to start anal training, so

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that potentially might be in the near
future. All right, So you haven't

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shot any kind of anal yet,
not yet? Okay, all right.

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Sure. There's some girls we talked
to who jump right in and then that

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becomes part of their brand. And
then there's other girls who go with the

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old school way of like, you
know, do it when you're comfortable and

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get to the point and then you
can kind of like release it as a

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surprise to your fans, and it
always seems like there's no wrong way to

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do it, you know, So
you can't really go wrong with anal.

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No, No, that's the that's
the social media clip right there. Yeah,

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I don't really go wrong with anal. I love it. Let that

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show up on E Fucked, followed
by clips of the worst anal experiences ever

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on film? Um yeah, okay, all right, good? What?

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Um? What other kinds? So
you said you were into some of the

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kinkier stuff, Like what is that
pertain to? Like, what are you

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talking about in terms of that?
All we're talking bondage with bang bangs or

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other plugging or we're talking it'd be
funny. I just went back and forth

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for the next twenty minutes naming different
things. I like the back and forth

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stuff. I think it would be
cool. Um yeah, I just like

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like more rough style stuff. And
I just think that when I go and

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I watch a scene from Deeper,
like I just instantly get turned off.

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Okay, all right, yeah I
think that's fair. Um, how about

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who have you worked for that you're
excited that maybe hasn't come out yet?

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Um, So there's one company that
I'm super excited for it to be released.

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I can't really say anything um yet
because they told me not too until

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it's really easy. Okay, that's
fair, but it's I'm excited. It's

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gonna be a hot scene. Okay, all right? Uh can you tell

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us any details of it without telling
us? Like? Is it just a

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standard boy girl? Is it?
Twelve bees and a girl? Is it?

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You know? What are we talking
here? Um? It's a boy

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girl? Um in a racial but
okay, okay, very cool? Um

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yeah, all right, I've got
three guesses and I'll keep them to myself.

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Um, but it's got to be
one of these three anyway. Um.

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Are there any performers that you are
looking forward to working with that you

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haven't been able to work with yet? Um? Male or female either way?

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Okay? So female wise, I
have like the biggest crush on Angela

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White. I think she's so sexy. I love her accent absolutely. Yeah,

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you know what I mean? You
know who you remind me of that

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I could see like a like a
almost like no, I don't know,

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I don't know how to not be
hacky about it and say like twins,

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but like we interviewed a friend of
ours is Lindsay Ryder. Oh yeah,

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yeah, yeah, you guys you
have a similar look, like just the

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big gorgeous lips, the pretty eyes, you know, stuff like that.

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I could see a scene where you
guys like seduce a younger got not totally

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younger. This is just how we
play it. Obviously the guy's probably gonna

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be older than you, but we
play it as a younger guy someone like

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another guy we interviewed, Joshua Lewis, who I love. Um. I

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was thinking them them is in like
a role playing like a themed holiday thing,

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maybe like a wis seen or something
that would like I don't know,

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I just see them as like witches
the same den or something like that,

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like hot witches like Sarah Jessica Parker
ye other ones from Hoka's Focus. Yeah,

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obviously hot witches. Like like yeah, um, it's like, um,

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it's like they they have, like
you said, a sister's look,

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but it's almost like sisters who aren't
blood sisters, you know. And then

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I think a witch is you know, like maybe maybe they made a pack

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with the devil and they fly on
brooms together. That would be hot.

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I like it, there would be
hot only Shane is smart enough and funny

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enough to dig his way out of
saying, hey, you look like a

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witch here. Let me tell you
why that's a compliment. Well, they

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fucked the broomsticks too, Okay,
fair enough, fair enough? Um,

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hey both of you do people like
holiday porn? I don't know, to

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be honest, like, I never
thought about it. I guess like maybe

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like the super lonely people, here's
how you spend your Saint Patrick's day?

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Um, why not? Sure?
We interviewed k Lovely for h We actually

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did an exclusive for Team Skeet last
year for her Christmas Time feature that she

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did. And it sounds like I'm
name dropping, I'm not. I just

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always every interview I bring up other
people and I want to see how it

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relates to the new person we're talking
to. I don't mean it to sound

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like that. Yeah, what's the
difference. I mean you, I talk

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to these people through zoom, you
get to actually like have sex with them,

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So you want up me on that? Um, but um, holiday

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stuff. I don't mind it.
But I personally don't think i'd ever be

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like, oh, look it's you
know, it's time for the Easter porn,

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Like oh, she's getting fucked with
Bunny ears on. But if someone's

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out there and likes it, that's
fine. You know, a tech themed

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porn, if you will, would
be fun though, so I will say

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that it's up. It probably feeds
into people who like causeplay a lot,

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right, Yeah, I mean I
would love to do some couseplay porn thinking.

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Okay, all right, I mean, doesn't it all end the same

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way it does? But I think
it's just different. It's a different you

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know, it's different, and I
like different and like trying different things.

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Sure, so you've shot for these
mainstream guys a lot. Now do you

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like the acting that goes along with
porn as well? Or is that something

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where you're like, you know,
we'll get it done to the best of

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our ability and we'll move on to
the scene. I actually am starting to

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really enjoy it. I'm not gonna
lie. When I first got into porn

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um, I think that my acting
was like terrible, it was so so

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bad. But I feel like as
I'm shooting more and more, I'm getting

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more comfortable with myself on camera,
So I feel like I'm getting better at

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it and I'm really enjoying it.
Sure, And is that your favorite type

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of porn. Let me ask you. Let me rephrase that, what's your

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favorite type of porn to watch yourself? If you even do watch porn?

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Um, let's see. I I
like Gonzo Okay, yeah, me too,

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Yeah, yeah, pledge and you
know, just fucking yeah, that's

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yeah. I mean, hey,
the mainstream sites are great. They provide

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us with some really beautiful cameras and
some great lighting and everything else. You

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said you shot with net video girls, right right. I mean they have

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the hottest shot in all of porn, and I will not Shane keeps telling

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me no, it's something else,
and I totally disagree with Shane. The

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straight on shot, doggie style with
the ivy behind it. I mean,

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it's just like the coolest shot in
porn. It's esthetically beautiful, it's nice

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and even on both sides. It's
symmetrical. That's the word I was looking

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for. And um yeah, I
just think mainstream stuff can be cool.

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But you know, we're all here
for one reason. Let's get to it,

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right right right? Um? Okay, you know, to enjoy the

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love between two people. Yeah,
exactly twelve people. Yea, yeah,

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that's funny. People who cares?
That's what we're getting to exactly. You

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don't want to rush that, my
man? Yeah? Yeah, Um so

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do you have any big grand ambitions? Um? Again, the interview we

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just did last night, we talked
to Kat she at one point would like

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to shoot a one hundred guy gang
gang. Do you have them? Yeah?

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Yeah that yeah. Not if it
was on me, I wouldn't think

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it would be awesome. But like
watching it or being in the room,

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sure that would be cool. But
like then I put myself in Cat's shoes

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and it's like, I don't know, dude, that's you gotta sit on

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a lot of ice packs for the
rest of the week. Um what uh?

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Do you have any grand ambitions?
Or's just taking it scene by scene

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day by day? Um? I
mean I would love to eventually do like

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a huge gang bang like that.
I want to do a fan gang thing.

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I think that would be a lot
of fun. Nice, Okay,

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all right, I think that's cool. Now, how what would be the

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best way to what's the best way
you can make money off of that?

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Would it be like submit, obviously
you're gonna sell it. You'll sell it

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through you know, only fans or
many VIDs or two a site or whatever.

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It is, but let's brainstorm here, let's figure it out. Could

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you take application fees? I think
I'm thinking that's kind of what I'm gonna

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do. Um, and then everyone
has to be tested, of course,

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right right, well, and I
haven't decided how many guys I'm gonna do.

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It wants to definitely be a big
number. Sure, so we'll see

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big number, round number maybe Like
when you say big, are you saying

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ten or you saying twenty? Probably? Okay, wow, bang, I

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definitely want to do it big.
Sure, And yet, like you said,

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you got to have it tested obviously
makes total sense. Um. And

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then yeah, I'm just thinking thinking
you could pull in a little extra money.

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I love what Born Stars do.
Did you say T shirts? Yeah?

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Okay, good sell T shirts along
with it. Sure. I love

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what Born Stars do and how many
avenues there are for you guys to make

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as much money as possible. So
from a marketing standpoint, I'm always thinking,

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like, how can we bring in
the most amount of cash for these

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girls? And um, it's cool, it's you have an opportunity. Nobody

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wants to sign up from my only
fans, so it's fun to watch from

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the outside. Hey, you know
the girls into this. Now, let's

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try and get her as pay it
as she can. Did you did you

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have a day a day job while
you were waitress thing? Or was that

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your job your full time job?
Time? Okay, okay, so that

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kind of negates my question. I
was going to ask when did you go

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full time like sex or sex work? This is what I do now,

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you know, so I guess it
means when you when you signed up for

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that, when you started working as
a waitress, right, yeah, pretty

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much? Okay, all right?
Um what uh hmm? Do you have

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anything on your no list? And
I don't necessarily mean people. Is there

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any if you have people say,
I'm you don't have to any work acts,

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that's fine, But are there any
acts you won't do? Again,

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we've said you haven't done any know
yet, But do you put limitations on

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like how hard someone goes or how
big a dick is? Like are you

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like, wow, that one's thirteen
inches? I'm not doing that, not

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really? Um, dick tie isn't
like a huge interesting for me? Like,

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um, I mean Jake is dick. I love all dicks. Um,

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but my limitations I just don't let
anybody spit in my face sure that

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that's nice? Yeah, anymore and
that's pretty much it? Or in your

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mouth? An, are you terrified
of the bat disease? Is that what

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did it for you? No?
I just think it's more. I don't

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I don't know how to explain it. Degrading. Yeah, that's fair.

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But then have you also xed out
things like facials or do you not find

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them degrade? I love facials?
Okay, wow, good, Hi,

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nice to meet your. My name
is Matt Um, me too. I

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think they're cool. Um, is
there anything else that you find like,

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I don't mean like the obvious degrading
stuff like you know, we're never gonna

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see Alexa pain with her head in
a toilet getting fucked from behind? That

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makes sense. But is there anything
that seems conventional that you're just kind of

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like? Nah, I wouldn't do
that. I'm not interested in that.

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M not really Okay, okay,
fair enough. So what about piss?

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Do you like piss? Okay?
Well I found one? Yeah. Well

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she's a girl of my heart.
Um, because Shane and I have these

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vigorous debates. Shane's very much into
piss and I am not. I'm not

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against people who like it. It's
just not a preference of mine. And

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I think that's great about porn is
there's someone for everybody, right, like

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the end of a romantic comedy.
There's somebody for everybody. Oh no,

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there wasn't anyone for ducky uh he
won an oscar? Right, pretty and

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pretty for pretty and pink, Not
for pretty and pink. This last oscars,

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isn't that the same guy? No? Oh boy, that's gonna look

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racist. I shouldn't say that.
Okay, fair enough, Um, all

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right, we're gonna wrap up with
Alexa Pain. Alexa Pain. You can

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find her on Instagram at Alexa pain
x x and the pain in that one

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has two ease, so it's a
l e x A p A y n

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e x x. On Twitter,
you're gonna find her at Alexa Pain xxx

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and go sign up for her only
fans. Okay, go sign up.

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She's gorgeous. You're getting a ton
of content on there, and it's not

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crazy expensive. Even if it was, you'd still pay it because you know

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you'll see her and you'll love her. And that one is Alexa Pain vip

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xx And if you want to check
out the free one she has, go

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on her Twitter and she has like
a Hubster link and you click that and

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you can find it, and that's
great too, but make sure you're sending

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money these girls way because you know, if you like them, if you

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had a girlfriend. Boy, I
don't want to set that standard that these

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girls are kind of like your girlfriend. Don't do that. But if you

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had a girlfriend, you'd be spending
so much money taking a mouth to dinner

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and doing this and that and whatever. And with this, you get to

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spend a nice Saint Patrick's Day or
Easter or Thanksgiving whatever themed video she's gonna

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shoot next with Alexa Pain. And
you don't even have to, you know,

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pay that much money. You're not
covering the cost of a full dinner.

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So make sure normal girl's gonna fuck
you anyway. It's like, it's

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the best you're gonna get. You
know, it's great. It's great.

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No living, breathing person in front
of you is gonna want to be involved

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with you, but Alexa Pain will
make content for you and you'll enjoy it

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very much. Yes, there you
go, Alexa Pain, Thank you very

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much for joining us tonight. Thank
you so much for having me. Thanks

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for listening to your worst friend going