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Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I'm joined today, but my friend and
co host Shane. Oh hey, what's up? Oh hey, I didn't
see you there. Whoops. We have a very special guest. Our special
guest today is Alexa pain. Pain is spelled p a y n E.
Let me give you all her plugs and then I'll let her speak, which
I know people just strictly tune in to hear me blabber at the beginning.
But it's important to plug this. So make sure you go and follow her
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anyway. Instagram Alexa Paine two ease Alexa p a y n e x X
on Twitter She's Alexa Payne one e xxx and her only fans that I want
you to go to sign up for pay for is Alexa payne v I p
x X Alexa. Thank you very much for joining us today. Thanks for
having me sure, so can you tell me now? I've read through some
of your bios stuff and this and that. Let's start right at the beginning.
Let's do an introduction for these people. How many scenes do you think
you've shot so far in the industry? I started to lose coltly. I
think like around maybe forty. A lot of them haven't dropped yet. Okay,
okay, what was your first scene? Do you remember your first shoot?
Did it go positively? Negatively? Not asking you talk shit about it
anyone if I want? Negatively? So if it did, move on to
your second one? What was your first shoot? What did you feel going
into that shoot? Did you have anxiety? Had you had sex work experience
before that? I'd say that I went pretty well. It was with net
video girls and it was actually a boy girl girl Okay, and yeah,
it was a lot of fun going into it. I was super nervous.
I didn't know like how it was gonna go. Um, you know,
I was. I thought that I would be having sex for like seven hours
straight, because you know, you hear all these like stereotypes. Sure,
but I wasn't. It was. It went really smooth, really good.
The guy was really hot. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
Now, I've heard this a lot from performers. We've heard them say this
and this and that, but it's it's the sex on an actual scene.
Well, maybe it's fun and it doesn't go on for seven hours, it's
not as is it as enjoyable to you as real sex in real personal life
or no, because it seems like it wouldn't be withal You have to get
this angle and maybe just as you're getting into it, someone screams cut or
you know, you have to move a different way. That's showing everything off
but maybe not the most positive position for you. What's getting blasted? Sure?
What is the difference for you between sex and your personal life and then
shooting sex scenes? So I really really enjoy sex on camera just as much
as I enjoy it off camera. I'd say sex in my personal life is
a little bit more. I don't know how to explain it. It means
a little bit more to me, more intimate, little more romantic. Maybe,
Yeah, but I still really enjoy sex on camera. Sure, I
feel like if you're not enjoying sex on camera, then why are you imformed?
That's a great point, which is a question I ask too. Let
me ask you to rank these three, okay, And it's fun to do
this when people first come in and then later on in their career years.
But you got into porn, if you could rank these three for me,
for the money, for the fame, for the sex itself. Um so
do you want me to just put it in order? Yeah? Sure,
what's most important to you, the least important to you? So I started
originally, I started porn because I have only fans, so I started it
to help with that. So I'd say that would probably be number one.
Number two is probably a pleasure because I mean, like, I make decent
money in porn. But it's not it's obviously it's not just for the money.
Sure, okay, yeah, So how did you get your start?
That's what it was. You started with an only fans first? Yeah,
And was that a result of the pandemic or was that just a result of
your lifestyle going like, hey, I like having sex. I'm not fucking
opposed to putting it up on the internet. So let's run with it.
Let's give it a try, let's try and make some money off of it.
Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. I mean, me and my
boyfriend, you know, like we we are swingers, not gonna lie.
So we go to a lot of like parties and stuff, and then one
day we went to a party and we had like the best orgy of our
entire life, and we were like we just looked at each other or like
we should be filling this right now, like we could make a lot of
money off of this because it was hot. Sure, So when did you
when did you become a swinger? Like when was your first time really entering
in that world? And did you have any like anxiety doing that or was
it just pure excitement going into something like that. I think it was just
pure excitement. I'd say probably like maybe four years ago. You know,
we just wanted to try something new and we ran with it and we had
like a great time. So we've been doing it ever since. Yeah.
Okay, And was it a was it a swinger party? Was it like
a small event or a big thing. I'm picturing like you know, a
hotel, like a suite with like fifty people just kind of splayed around nude
and that's probably not what it was. Yeah, I think it was pretty
similar to that. So, um, we got like on this app which
I didn't even know existed. My boyfriend found it, and then we started
talking to this couple. They were pretty good looking, and they invited us
to their party that they were hosting, and then when we walked in,
there was like thirty like hot couples. So we're like fuck, yeah,
like, let's let's have sex all night. It's awesome. Sure. We
just had an interview last night with a girl that we've we've known for a
long time and we talked to and her and her husband are swingers as well,
and it's probably going to be the episode that kicks off this season.
So anyone who's following along, it's Kat. The interview we did Kat Karma
Orgasmic's Oh I know her? Oh do you really cool? So funny.
I've actually played around with her and her Oh okay, that is an awesome
connection. Yeah, we love her. She was in our first season like
a year and a half ago, and we just became friends with her.
Yeah. Yeah, her and her husband Andrew, who we had on camera
last night as well. If people haven't watched that episode, go back and
check it out. They it's weird to say because if you look at it
from a conventional standpoint, which I, out of the three of us here
on this call, my relationship is probably the most conventional, like by normal
real world standards whatever you want to air quote there. But looking at it,
even from my perspective, I was I was watching them and listening to
them and talking to them, and it felt so sweet and so romantic that
her husband was like, you know, I just want to see her have
pleasure and set up these safe, great places for her to be able to
explore her sexuality and this and that is that how it is in your personal
relationship as well, or your relationship as well, Like your partner encourages you,
like, hey, explore yourself, try things, blah blah blah.
Yeah he loves it. I think he gets off on me getting off,
which is like awesome because it works out. Surely. Do you guys have
rules set up, like hard set rules at all or is it just kind
of like use your best judgment that type of thing. Yeah, we do.
Um. He usually sets up like all of the encounters, but like
my my biggest rules to just make sure everyone's tested, everyone's clean, and
then I want to see like their pictures before. Okay, all right now
wait, okay, he sets up your encounter. Now, have you ever
brought girls home for him as well? I totally have U. Like there'll
be times where he's like brings him one home from a bar and I'm like,
all right, cool, I got you, and you obviously know what
he's looking for in terms of looks and stuff like that, right, Like
yeah, I mean i'd say that we're even into like the same type of
women, so like that works out. So if you like her, he'll
like her. Sure that works yeah, match, yeah, yeah yeah.
Have you ever had to put the kai bosh on anything where it's almost like,
I know you're into that chick, but I don't like the way that
bitch looks at me. No? Yeah, no, No, have you
ever had to do that? Um? Yeah, I mean I've taken one
for the team before too. That's really funny. Um so what is that
like? Are you just kind of trying to get through that at that point?
Um? Like, it's only happened like a couple of times where we'll
be like at a party and then like the wife is like super hot,
like stunning, and then the guy's just like but yeah, the guy looks
like me. I understand, Oh great, but thank you. What about
the reverse though? Has has he taken any further team? I think he's
done the same for me a couple of times. See that's love, That's
what that is Christianity aside, Like, that's love stuff, man, that
should be in churches everywhere. I took one for the team that should be
on the stations of the cross. Um. So okay, so what now
is there a Because I'm hearing this and I'm thinking like, yeah, I
guess I would take one for the team too, But if you put me
in such a bad situation, I might have to look at my chick and
be like, yo, I don't know if I I don't know if I
can take one for the team here, like you know, but I can't
do it. Um, I love you, but I'm a minor leaguer and
this guy's throwing one ten Like, I don't know what you want me to
do here? I can't. I can't hit this. Um. Is there
like an etiquette or a decorum or a couth where you can kind of be
like, like you see your partner really into it, but you're just kind
of like, I'll make it up to you later. I can't do this.
Um, I don't think that that's like happened to me. I mean
maybe like a couple of times, but I don't know. I feel like,
as long as the dick is good, I'm happy. Okay, that's
fair. Well, where to give you our one question thing? Let me
let me lead that into the next question. We call this one building your
almost perfect Man. There's no big fun intro or musical intro or anything like
that. And I just came up with the name halfway through it. But
we've asked this question before. If I were to give you three traits to
a guy, and two of them would be phenomenal, I mean, the
best you've ever had, but one of them would be not good at all.
I need you to build me your almost perfect man here. So the
three parts of the equation we go with our body, perfect dick size,
ability to last long. Now, you can't weasle your way out of this
one. Not that you would, but we've had girls try in the past.
Right. It's basically like, if you pick a great body in a
perfect dick size, he's gonna like finish up in thirty seconds. If you
pick last all night in perfect dick size, it's got a great dick,
last as long as you want him to last. But he's about four hundred
pounds and kind of like you know, gros, it's not in shape and
stuff. So if you were to only pick two out of the three in
that equation, which do you think you would go with? What can you
sacrifice out of those three? Um? I mean I would definitely pick like
lasting the longest for me because it's bodies are cool. But to me,
it's not all about like someone's body as long as they can like fuck me
good, and I feel like that's all that matters because I'm big on having
like bomb mass orgasms. Sure, totally fair, kind of like Biggie Smalls,
you know, like how even though he was like four hundred pounds,
he's still fucking like everybody. Yeah, he must have had really good dick.
Yeah, that's what I hear. Shane. Do you have any questions
for Alexa today? Yeah? Like, so you mentioned that you and your
boyfriend got into the swinger life style together. Have you been in the same
the same relationship the whole time or have you were you swingers with a different
person and then you found a new swinger boyfriend later or yeah, we've been
together the whole time, okay, and when, um, when that gets
brought up, is that like, was that a mutual thing or is that
something that one of you introduced? Um? So it's kind of funny.
So he actually introduced me to it. We were in Miami one night and
we were really bored, um, and we've had like a few drinks and
he's like, I have an idea, like, let's go to this.
We actually started by going to one of the swinger clubs, so it was
all for it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. And
we went nan we met this really hot um like I want to say they
were like a Spanish couple, Like they were both just really good lucking and
guy had amazing dick. We both enjoyed ourselves. Yeah, it was fun.
Now, were you like real and sexually not open as in willing to
do this? But did you give off a very But you're giving it off
to me personally, not towards me, but just in general. You seem
like a very sexually fun person, Like you seem like a chick. You
give a couple of drinks, you're dancing, you're having a good time,
You're doing this and that. I wonder did he have any fear when he
was introducing that to you, like, oh, man, should I make
her have another drink before I say, hey, let's go maybe hook up
with this couple? Or did he kind of know, like I think she'll
be down for this. I think he like, at that point, he
knew me, and he knew my boundaries, so he knew that I would
be out for it because I am a very sexually a sexual person. Sure,
sure, I read part of that in your bio. Two. You
had a high school boyfriend you split for a moment. The bio says,
you started to explore your sexuality. Yeah, yeah, And how does that
how does that manifest itself? Are you just are you with one person?
Then? Because I'm a guy who I had my high school girlfriend for a
long time and then the first girl I met in college at a school were
married together sixteen years now, So it's like I don't have a lot of
that experience of like going out and going like, hey, I need to
you know, I need to see what this is like and explore it.
And we've done plenty. I'm not miserable myself by any stretch. But um,
what is that like when you were in something and you're out, you
just and again you're gorgeous. So I'm sure you've always had the ability to
pick and choose whoever you want it? But was that, um, was
that hard? Was that difficult? Did you ever get turned down during that
time? And it was kind of like, oh shit, why a few
times where I got turned down? But I mean, I guess that's part
of it. But I'd say that as soon as I did get out of
that relationship, I definitely went like but wild, and I mean that's how
I met my boyfriend. Now. Um, so I don't regret any of
it. No, yeah, no regrets. And then when did you get
into dancing? How old were you? Let's see, this is a really
good question. I think I was like twenty one okay. And was that
just you're in school, you're out of school, you got to find a
way to make some money. Was it like lo was like we talked about
with the only fans. Was it kind of like, hey, I don't
mind doing this and it pays well enough, let's jump in. Well I
started out as a waitress such a strip club, okay, and like I
was making pretty good money doing that, but then I was seeing how much
money like the dancers they're ever making. So I was like, you know
what, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. And you're so much hotter
than most of them anyway, I would assume. So then it's like i'd
be cleaning up at this place, how do Because we've also talked to a
lot of different girls that did dancing and then later on feature dancing and stuff
like that, and it seems like there are so many It's like the unwritten
rules of baseball. There are so many, like like dues and don'ts.
Did you pick them up when you were a waitress at the club where like
say if this girl has a regular, or stay away from that guy always
makes tip people out properly, all that shit, right, college supper etiquette.
Sure, supper Etiquet's a great way to put it. But yeah,
I say that you just make it up as you go. You know,
you start getting more comfortable, then you just realize like, hey that's okay,
don't do that, or hey I should go and do this. Sure,
sure, all right, So going forward in your adult career. Well,
let me ask you that too, because that's another thing we bring up
during interviews is it seems like the power paradigm has almost shifted in the industry
where for years in the nineties or early two thousands, girls were looking to
be featured on videos or on websites or whatever, and now it almost seems
like it's great to be featured on a website. But it's great because it's
almost like an advertisement for your own only fans, right, I'd say,
so, sure, I love it, though honestly I wouldn't. I went
into more and I was like, Oh, I'm just gonna do like a
few scenes and doesn't see how it goes. But like after the first one
I did, I was like, Okay, no, I really like this.
I have to keep shooting more and more correctly. Sure, so,
I won't obviously ask for names or anything. But it seems like all of
your experiences have been good shooting scenes with people, right, Have you had
any negative experiences? I don't think so. I've been very fortunate. Everyone
I've shot with has been amazing and super respectful, super polite. Sure that
could be a result of grabbing good management too, or maybe just the people
you're working with have been good, or maybe you're easy to work with,
who knows. Okay, so what are we looking forward to is terms of
mainstream shoots going forward? Is there anything you said you had a lot shot
that haven't been released yet, so obviously they're on the docket and they'll be
coming out. But is there any major site you're still looking for. Is
there a white whale you're going after where you're like, oh shit, I
really want to shoot for those guys. I really really want to shoot for
Deeper, just because I think that their work is amazing. I love it,
and I am into some of that Marquinqui stuff, so I think that
it would be a good fit for me. Okay, go ahead, continue
and then I'll ask you. I was going to start anal training, so
that potentially might be in the near future. All right, So you haven't
shot any kind of anal yet, not yet? Okay, all right.
Sure. There's some girls we talked to who jump right in and then that
becomes part of their brand. And then there's other girls who go with the
old school way of like, you know, do it when you're comfortable and
get to the point and then you can kind of like release it as a
surprise to your fans, and it always seems like there's no wrong way to
do it, you know, So you can't really go wrong with anal.
No, No, that's the that's the social media clip right there. Yeah,
I don't really go wrong with anal. I love it. Let that
show up on E Fucked, followed by clips of the worst anal experiences ever
on film? Um yeah, okay, all right, good? What?
Um? What other kinds? So you said you were into some of the
kinkier stuff, Like what is that pertain to? Like, what are you
talking about in terms of that? All we're talking bondage with bang bangs or
other plugging or we're talking it'd be funny. I just went back and forth
for the next twenty minutes naming different things. I like the back and forth
stuff. I think it would be cool. Um yeah, I just like
like more rough style stuff. And I just think that when I go and
I watch a scene from Deeper, like I just instantly get turned off.
Okay, all right, yeah I think that's fair. Um, how about
who have you worked for that you're excited that maybe hasn't come out yet?
Um, So there's one company that I'm super excited for it to be released.
I can't really say anything um yet because they told me not too until
it's really easy. Okay, that's fair, but it's I'm excited. It's
gonna be a hot scene. Okay, all right? Uh can you tell
us any details of it without telling us? Like? Is it just a
standard boy girl? Is it? Twelve bees and a girl? Is it?
You know? What are we talking here? Um? It's a boy
girl? Um in a racial but okay, okay, very cool? Um
yeah, all right, I've got three guesses and I'll keep them to myself.
Um, but it's got to be one of these three anyway. Um.
Are there any performers that you are looking forward to working with that you
haven't been able to work with yet? Um? Male or female either way?
Okay? So female wise, I have like the biggest crush on Angela
White. I think she's so sexy. I love her accent absolutely. Yeah,
you know what I mean? You know who you remind me of that
I could see like a like a almost like no, I don't know,
I don't know how to not be hacky about it and say like twins,
but like we interviewed a friend of ours is Lindsay Ryder. Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, you guys you have a similar look, like just the
big gorgeous lips, the pretty eyes, you know, stuff like that.
I could see a scene where you guys like seduce a younger got not totally
younger. This is just how we play it. Obviously the guy's probably gonna
be older than you, but we play it as a younger guy someone like
another guy we interviewed, Joshua Lewis, who I love. Um. I
was thinking them them is in like a role playing like a themed holiday thing,
maybe like a wis seen or something that would like I don't know,
I just see them as like witches the same den or something like that,
like hot witches like Sarah Jessica Parker ye other ones from Hoka's Focus. Yeah,
obviously hot witches. Like like yeah, um, it's like, um,
it's like they they have, like you said, a sister's look,
but it's almost like sisters who aren't blood sisters, you know. And then
I think a witch is you know, like maybe maybe they made a pack
with the devil and they fly on brooms together. That would be hot.
I like it, there would be hot only Shane is smart enough and funny
enough to dig his way out of saying, hey, you look like a
witch here. Let me tell you why that's a compliment. Well, they
fucked the broomsticks too, Okay, fair enough, fair enough? Um,
hey both of you do people like holiday porn? I don't know, to
be honest, like, I never thought about it. I guess like maybe
like the super lonely people, here's how you spend your Saint Patrick's day?
Um, why not? Sure? We interviewed k Lovely for h We actually
did an exclusive for Team Skeet last year for her Christmas Time feature that she
did. And it sounds like I'm name dropping, I'm not. I just
always every interview I bring up other people and I want to see how it
relates to the new person we're talking to. I don't mean it to sound
like that. Yeah, what's the difference. I mean you, I talk
to these people through zoom, you get to actually like have sex with them,
So you want up me on that? Um, but um, holiday
stuff. I don't mind it. But I personally don't think i'd ever be
like, oh, look it's you know, it's time for the Easter porn,
Like oh, she's getting fucked with Bunny ears on. But if someone's
out there and likes it, that's fine. You know, a tech themed
porn, if you will, would be fun though, so I will say
that it's up. It probably feeds into people who like causeplay a lot,
right, Yeah, I mean I would love to do some couseplay porn thinking.
Okay, all right, I mean, doesn't it all end the same
way it does? But I think it's just different. It's a different you
know, it's different, and I like different and like trying different things.
Sure, so you've shot for these mainstream guys a lot. Now do you
like the acting that goes along with porn as well? Or is that something
where you're like, you know, we'll get it done to the best of
our ability and we'll move on to the scene. I actually am starting to
really enjoy it. I'm not gonna lie. When I first got into porn
um, I think that my acting was like terrible, it was so so
bad. But I feel like as I'm shooting more and more, I'm getting
more comfortable with myself on camera, So I feel like I'm getting better at
it and I'm really enjoying it. Sure, And is that your favorite type
of porn. Let me ask you. Let me rephrase that, what's your
favorite type of porn to watch yourself? If you even do watch porn?
Um, let's see. I I like Gonzo Okay, yeah, me too,
Yeah, yeah, pledge and you know, just fucking yeah, that's
yeah. I mean, hey, the mainstream sites are great. They provide
us with some really beautiful cameras and some great lighting and everything else. You
said you shot with net video girls, right right. I mean they have
the hottest shot in all of porn, and I will not Shane keeps telling
me no, it's something else, and I totally disagree with Shane. The
straight on shot, doggie style with the ivy behind it. I mean,
it's just like the coolest shot in porn. It's esthetically beautiful, it's nice
and even on both sides. It's symmetrical. That's the word I was looking
for. And um yeah, I just think mainstream stuff can be cool.
But you know, we're all here for one reason. Let's get to it,
right right right? Um? Okay, you know, to enjoy the
love between two people. Yeah, exactly twelve people. Yea, yeah,
that's funny. People who cares? That's what we're getting to exactly. You
don't want to rush that, my man? Yeah? Yeah, Um so
do you have any big grand ambitions? Um? Again, the interview we
just did last night, we talked to Kat she at one point would like
to shoot a one hundred guy gang gang. Do you have them? Yeah?
Yeah that yeah. Not if it was on me, I wouldn't think
it would be awesome. But like watching it or being in the room,
sure that would be cool. But like then I put myself in Cat's shoes
and it's like, I don't know, dude, that's you gotta sit on
a lot of ice packs for the rest of the week. Um what uh?
Do you have any grand ambitions? Or's just taking it scene by scene
day by day? Um? I mean I would love to eventually do like
a huge gang bang like that. I want to do a fan gang thing.
I think that would be a lot of fun. Nice, Okay,
all right, I think that's cool. Now, how what would be the
best way to what's the best way you can make money off of that?
Would it be like submit, obviously you're gonna sell it. You'll sell it
through you know, only fans or many VIDs or two a site or whatever.
It is, but let's brainstorm here, let's figure it out. Could
you take application fees? I think I'm thinking that's kind of what I'm gonna
do. Um, and then everyone has to be tested, of course,
right right, well, and I haven't decided how many guys I'm gonna do.
It wants to definitely be a big number. Sure, so we'll see
big number, round number maybe Like when you say big, are you saying
ten or you saying twenty? Probably? Okay, wow, bang, I
definitely want to do it big. Sure, And yet, like you said,
you got to have it tested obviously makes total sense. Um. And
then yeah, I'm just thinking thinking you could pull in a little extra money.
I love what Born Stars do. Did you say T shirts? Yeah?
Okay, good sell T shirts along with it. Sure. I love
what Born Stars do and how many avenues there are for you guys to make
as much money as possible. So from a marketing standpoint, I'm always thinking,
like, how can we bring in the most amount of cash for these
girls? And um, it's cool, it's you have an opportunity. Nobody
wants to sign up from my only fans, so it's fun to watch from
the outside. Hey, you know the girls into this. Now, let's
try and get her as pay it as she can. Did you did you
have a day a day job while you were waitress thing? Or was that
your job your full time job? Time? Okay, okay, so that
kind of negates my question. I was going to ask when did you go
full time like sex or sex work? This is what I do now,
you know, so I guess it means when you when you signed up for
that, when you started working as a waitress, right, yeah, pretty
much? Okay, all right? Um what uh hmm? Do you have
anything on your no list? And I don't necessarily mean people. Is there
any if you have people say, I'm you don't have to any work acts,
that's fine, But are there any acts you won't do? Again,
we've said you haven't done any know yet, But do you put limitations on
like how hard someone goes or how big a dick is? Like are you
like, wow, that one's thirteen inches? I'm not doing that, not
really? Um, dick tie isn't like a huge interesting for me? Like,
um, I mean Jake is dick. I love all dicks. Um,
but my limitations I just don't let anybody spit in my face sure that
that's nice? Yeah, anymore and that's pretty much it? Or in your
mouth? An, are you terrified of the bat disease? Is that what
did it for you? No? I just think it's more. I don't
I don't know how to explain it. Degrading. Yeah, that's fair.
But then have you also xed out things like facials or do you not find
them degrade? I love facials? Okay, wow, good, Hi,
nice to meet your. My name is Matt Um, me too. I
think they're cool. Um, is there anything else that you find like,
I don't mean like the obvious degrading stuff like you know, we're never gonna
see Alexa pain with her head in a toilet getting fucked from behind? That
makes sense. But is there anything that seems conventional that you're just kind of
like? Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not interested in that.
M not really Okay, okay, fair enough. So what about piss?
Do you like piss? Okay? Well I found one? Yeah. Well
she's a girl of my heart. Um, because Shane and I have these
vigorous debates. Shane's very much into piss and I am not. I'm not
against people who like it. It's just not a preference of mine. And
I think that's great about porn is there's someone for everybody, right, like
the end of a romantic comedy. There's somebody for everybody. Oh no,
there wasn't anyone for ducky uh he won an oscar? Right, pretty and
pretty for pretty and pink, Not for pretty and pink. This last oscars,
isn't that the same guy? No? Oh boy, that's gonna look
racist. I shouldn't say that. Okay, fair enough, Um, all
right, we're gonna wrap up with Alexa Pain. Alexa Pain. You can
find her on Instagram at Alexa pain x x and the pain in that one
has two ease, so it's a l e x A p A y n
e x x. On Twitter, you're gonna find her at Alexa Pain xxx
and go sign up for her only fans. Okay, go sign up.
She's gorgeous. You're getting a ton of content on there, and it's not
crazy expensive. Even if it was, you'd still pay it because you know
you'll see her and you'll love her. And that one is Alexa Pain vip
xx And if you want to check out the free one she has, go
on her Twitter and she has like a Hubster link and you click that and
you can find it, and that's great too, but make sure you're sending
money these girls way because you know, if you like them, if you
had a girlfriend. Boy, I don't want to set that standard that these
girls are kind of like your girlfriend. Don't do that. But if you
had a girlfriend, you'd be spending so much money taking a mouth to dinner
and doing this and that and whatever. And with this, you get to
spend a nice Saint Patrick's Day or Easter or Thanksgiving whatever themed video she's gonna
shoot next with Alexa Pain. And you don't even have to, you know,
pay that much money. You're not covering the cost of a full dinner.
So make sure normal girl's gonna fuck you anyway. It's like, it's
the best you're gonna get. You know, it's great. It's great.
No living, breathing person in front of you is gonna want to be involved
with you, but Alexa Pain will make content for you and you'll enjoy it
very much. Yes, there you go, Alexa Pain, Thank you very
much for joining us tonight. Thank you so much for having me. Thanks
for listening to your worst friend going