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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with
Jack encron Seo and JP Sorrow. There

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have a boundary under the Christmas tree
for this COF twenty twenty three n wrapping

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It was boss, it was humbling, it was it was too much again

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just FROMO thought for sure that the
that the idea in the year two may

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have leveled off a bit. You
we needed to find ourselves completely overflowing in

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the brim with holiday trinkets and incredibly
thoughtful and detailed gifts from the best listenership

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in all of podcasting. We just
felt in the spirit of the holidays,

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you know, we pretty we should
give back, right Indeed, that's always

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important. The fifth the twenty five
days of Elapsed Christmas, and we got

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to thinking, you know what is
what's something that came to a stalking stuffing

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vert I keep saying stocking stuffing,
stocking stuffer version of what we do here.

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That could be a stocking stuffing the
vehicle. There'll be plenty of that,

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But I mean the tree's bringing with
the gifts we received from all over

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the world, indeed appropriate for any
Christmas morning out there, each and every

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one of them in we need to
send profuse thanks again, as we have

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now on exhausted Santa Sack on that
side. But when it comes to the

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stockings, let us, fellow listeners, fill your stockings this year with what

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we're going to be calling an occasional
series. Though. Man, we'll get

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started this holiday season with an absolute
bang slaps to GPTO. If the whole

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world's going to be turning to gpt
TO, you know, generate stuff that

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we can pass off as our own
to do everything really right, right.

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All of the work that we told
ourselves is white collar. Of course there's

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anything, but it's it's actually infinitely
easier to replicate with AI models the mind

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of a white collar worker than it
is the labor of a blue collar worker.

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But we tricked ourselves into thinking the
opposite for generations. And now we

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told everybody boss, you know,
let's code a learned to code. Sorry

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about your factory jobs or about your
cold grinding job, learn to code.

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Hard times, we learned to code. And here we are, you double

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sons of bitches. And so if
everyone else is going to take advantage and

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pass off plagiarism as innovation, than
your co chairs certainly want to play.

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And so we've been fucking around with
this tool for some time. I showed

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the boss Man the tool, and
several weeks later he came back to me

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and it was like, this is
a problem. What do you think of

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this puppy. I really don't.
I don't know. It's so it's it's

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it's dangerous. It's dangerous. It
makes it dangerous. It's dangerous because because

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you know, you give it,
because it's it's it's so smart, and

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it knows how to do like replicate
the shit that you know. All you're

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gonna do is put in certain words
and it'll write it just as you know,

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maybe we would write it, or
at least imagine it. Unbelievable.

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It's trouble. Yeah, we're going
to train some some large language models on

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our corpus of data. You better
fucking believe it, stuff like LATS,

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some of the you know, the
archival stuff. It's been created, and

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we're going to see what chat GPT
does with our descriptions and our promptings around

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the rogues gallery of lapsed characters that
you've come to know and fall in love

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with over ten years of the podcast. And this is sort of a preview

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of LAPS decks t lf X,
and then we're sort of a you know,

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getting reflective and trying to think,
how can we reimagine all that we've

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done and and resurface it for folks
and reimagine it for folks that might have

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you know, jumped on the train
a bit late. And uh, this

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is a great way to do it, because all of a sudden, out

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of the clear blue sky drops a
technology that allows us without you know,

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full control, to breathe new life. And the tlf characters that you know

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and love. Yes, and certainly
Hull Cogan is no exception. We heard

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from him when we played around with
this one and the doorbell camera and uh,

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and the high level of concern about
Dave Feltzer indeed, oh god,

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And so tell us what we're setting
up the solar system for here on our

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first uh lapse GPT. I don't
think I want to. I think it's

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best if we just dive into it
and and yeah and we go from there.

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We will dive into it. Did
you have a prompt? Did you?

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Did you tell GPT like here's the
characteristics of everybody involved? Yes,

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And I don't want to if I
if I say it, I think it'll

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it'll spoil some of the fun.
Tell you what, let's do that at

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the end, at the end,
exactly, yes, good, that's it,

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because I think I think part of
the fun here really is kind of

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going along with us as you kind
of see how our heads are working to

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try to get this thing to train
to see the world the way we see

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it. That is, that's like
eighty percent of it to me. Yep,

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And the output is amazing. But
it's just so fun. Like no,

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no, no, no, no, no, Now, Vince McMahon

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would kill you, don't understand,
Like I didn't mean that figuratively. And

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then they just do it. It
just does it. Interior college classroom day.

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The room is filled with students seated
at their desks. Hulk Hogan,

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wearing a suit and glasses, stands
at the front of the class with a

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whiteboard behind him. The words postmodernism
one oh one are written in bold.

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Alright, class, listen up today
we're going to talk about postmodernism. Brother,

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it's a wild ride, just like
stepping into the ring. Students nodged.

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Now, in the postmodern world,
truth is relative, reality is truth,

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truth is horus. Oh I didn't
say a relative. Sorry, truth

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is relative, reality is subjective,
and everything is up for interpretation. Dude.

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As ult Cokein passionately explains postmodern theories, he becomes increasingly paranoid. I

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can feel it, brother, You
know something's not right. My sense a

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conspiracy in this very room free classroom. Dude. Uh, Professor Hogan,

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we're just here to learn about postmodernism. Oh you say that now, But

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I've been in the ring and I
can smell a plot a mile away.

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Dudel haul. Cokein fixates on a
student in a striped shirt. You with

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the stripes you wear in the uniform
of a crooked referee. Are you it's

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like a it's like a hipster shirt
from like a hand me down store or

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some fucking like Salvation army. Everybody's
a crooked referee to screamed at her looking

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like a zebra. Are you planning
to count me out? No, Professor

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Hogan, I just like stripes.
Likely story, brother, I've seen this

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before. It is to set up
a trap. Students exchange confused glances.

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Professor, We're just here to learn. No one's out to get ah,

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No one's out to get you.
You're all in on it. I knew

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it. Olk Cogan paces back and
forth, his paranoia escalating. Oh God,

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you know, in this postmodern world, the truth is a double cross

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and reality is a steel chair to
the back, Professor, can you repeat

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that? I had trouble following?
In this postmodern world, the truth is

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a double cross and reality is a
steel chair of the back. Students exchange

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worried glances as hull Cogan becomes increasingly
unhinged. Professor Hogan, we just want

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to pass the class. We're not
conspiring against you just want to pass the

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class. That's code for trying to
pin me. I won't let it happen.

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Brother hull Cogan is in the midst
of his paranoid rant when the door

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creaks open. Another teacher, dressed
in normal attire sneaks into the room unnoticed.

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This is my chance to roll him
up and steal the spotlight thanks to

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the teacher says, this is that
That's a great thing about this this stuff

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is it's so on the nose.
Like the teacher literally says, this is

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my chance to roll him up and
steal the spotlight because as you would whisper

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before doing good God, because that's
a necessary risk to take that he would

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have heared you wouldn't just you know, keep your intentions to yourself until the

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moment of truth. No, no
wards, for you would say, this

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is my chance to roll him up
and steal this. It flaps GPT,

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bitch, Merry Christmas. The teacher
quietly approaches Hulk Hogan from behind, attempting

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to execute a surprise pin. That
sounds like Michael Bumper wrote that, execute

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a surprise pin, execute a surprise
vertical lips slam. Exactly what's going on

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back there? Brother? The teacher
freezes cat in the act. Uh nothing,

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Professor Hogan just checking in. Paranoia
reaches new heights. Professor Hogan checking

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in. Huh, you're on it
too, everyone's against me. At a

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fit of rage, Hull Cogan grabs
the unsuspected teacher and body slams them through

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nearby table, mimicking a classic wrestling
move. It's mimicking a move, It's

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mimicking a mimic. Postmodernism one on
one. Indeed, if you pantomime a

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pantomime, what exactly is that?
Does it cancel each other out? It

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doesn'tenows pantomime? Has it become real? They say two rungs don't make a

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right, do two falsities make a
reality? Whoa? The room falls into

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shocked silence as the teacher lies amid
the wreckage of the broken table. That's

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what happens when you trying to pin
the Holster brother. No one can zingop

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me. Oh Gogod, still fueled
by paranoia, storms out of the classroom,

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leaving the students and the shattered table
behind. Is this part of the

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postmodernism lesson? I have no idea, but I think we just witnessed a

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live wrestling match in the classroom.
Fade out, laps, GPT, gift

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one to you the solar system boss, What were we brought? Okay?

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So tell tell him at home.
Write a script where Hulk Hogan is a

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college professor teaching teaching postmodernism. As
Hoke teaches his class, the theories about

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postmodernist modernism effect is already present paranoia. Hull Hogan begins suspecting his students are

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conspiring to pin in him. In
the classroom, one of the students is

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wearing a striped shirt, and Hulkgan
accuses him of being a crooked referee.

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See how delightful it is to tuck
that in there? And it remembers it

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doesn't forget a thing. Every time
a student tries to assure hol Cogan that

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they are not conspiring to pin him, hull Hogan twists their words. Hulk

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Hogan loses all control of his emotions. Yes, and then it wrote it,

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and then I said here I added
something. At a moment where another

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teacher sneaks into the classroom before hul
Cogan leaves, the teacher tries to roll

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hul Cogan up from behind. Hull
Cogan freaks out and body slams the teacher

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through a table. You didn't even
tell it to whisper. That whole thing

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that's going into business for itself.
It totally is. This is my chance

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to run up. Well, we're
doing our best to give back to you

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the beneficence that you showered upon us
this holiday season, Solar System. We

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sure hope you enjoy the final remaining
days of our twenty twenty three Christmas spectacular

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here on the feed, as we'll
be rolling out more lapsed GPT gifts in

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another It all goes according to plan, very special show for you of this

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holiday season, So we'll see you
next time.