It's just like the old radio show with the additibility to swear a lot from
the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dodge Jeep
Bram. It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship. Kevin's here. Kevin said to
me better day to day, and I said, yes, it actually was
a better day to day. But I was gonna start out talking about something
that scared me. And then I remember shauns from the Rochester King Society is
going to be here, and I go, well, what I was gonna
say was kind of gross. Must have been that magical hug from Danny last
night. They ended a better day today? Did Danny give me a hug?
I don't know. I left eid no. What I was gonna say
is I learned today? Did you mind if I get a little disgusting shots.
I don't mean to be okay, So I've been trying to shed a
few pounds and one of the things, one of the things that's pretty good
for that is cocon on oil, and I used to use coconut oil and
my coffee and stuff all the time, and I had to loop stuff up
for you. Oh yeah, it makes it a greasy highway. And so
I had cocon on oil things, and all of a sudden, like the
past couple of days, to put it mildly, the flora and fauna have
changed a little bit. You didn't hang your asshole through the fence, did
I did not? So Doug wanted to know. Yeah. So I went
home and I was going to the bathroom. Going to the bathroom, as
a friend of mine would say, and uh, I go, wow,
it's really dark, and it doesn't smell like doo doo. It smells like
a like a pond. It smells like like like standing water. You ever
walked by it, like a stand it. You're getting the food? What
is going on? So then I'm talking to if I go in, it's
been very dark, and they go that that's a sign of a lot of
iron, and I go, oh, I've been taking iron supplements. I
meant to buy zinc because zinc always helped me when I have cold and stuff,
and I've been taking zinc and I picked up iron and I didn't realize
like, oh, I go, I'll take iron, and it's been changing
everything. It's like you ate a lot of spinach. I thought the the
iron was supposed to make it like rock cards potentially, except that I mixed
in the coconut oil. And I've been running and I drink a ton of
water, like one hundred and thirty ounces a day, so you know,
I think that that's all there. So that's that's fantastic. And then I
noticed, since I'm going boy, because I even like god damned by the
ball and go, this does not smell like dude, how deep did you
get into this? The deep? I was concerned it was something wrong.
I was afraid there was something wrong with me. There is, because you're
getting no that it didn't smell like shit, I go, what is?
It almost smelled like a combination of something. No, no, no,
no, it smelled like something was burning. And then like pond scum,
like standing ponts leave sometimes sorry, it's it's a lovely woman sitting here apparently
I don't know what. So and then I'm going, boy, I noticed
smells like I go, I notice smells a lot like I've noticed a lot
lately that men have been wearing too much goddamn cologne, some of these guys.
But today I'm on a run and I passed this this older, older
guy, and he kind of looks like Santa Claus and he's got a beard
and he's got a bill shirt on and he's huffing and walking. And as
I passed him, I went, I mean, like, that dude had
on so much sunscreen he was gonna stay vampire white for the rest of his
life. And you could smell the sunscreen as soon as I passed him.
I have no idea what it was, but I'm like, I'm very sensitive
to smells and things, that's all. And I just noticed that. That
was another conclusion I came to today. I go, boy, I got
a sense of the Floren Faught has changed a little. And then and then
if you're in a studio time, it's gonna smell at the canal. Yeah,
Jesus, it did. It's what it was like. There are parts
of the canal I've gone to in the kayak and I go, ohh man,
let head. Sean's very sorry. So Sean's is from the Rochester King
Society, and she came in here because we're gonna talk about their auction that's
coming up. But Sean said to me, I have a date after this.
Am I allowed to say that? By the way, I didn't know.
And she said, uh, And she doesn't want to be on on
camera, so we don't have her on you can't see her face. And
she said I have a date tonight and I said oh, and she said,
yeah, a friend had moved away, right, And then I forgot
you're polyamorous. She got married on Saturday and has a date today. Yeah,
that just seems so weird. Now, when you got married, was
this a traditional wedding where someone walked you down the aisle? I walked myself
down the aisle. Okay, that's a traditional wedding. Traditional wedding and family?
Your parents and and do they know about the other stuff? My parents
do? His parents don't? Whoa your parents do? What do your parents
say about that? I'm just curious if you don't mind? My parents are
They're confused? They're confused? Okay, Yeah, I think most people would
may be full about it. But that's cool. Yeah, his parents don't
know. Would his parents how do you think his parents would react? They
would not be happy, They would not be happy. Yeah, does he
do the same thing. Yeah, yeah, there you go. It's just
a difference. So how many people are you allowed to date? Like,
what are the rules? I would assume there's some sort of I forgotten.
I think you talked about this, forgive me. So it depends on the
couple, yes, or the person who's engaging in Polly, because it can
be solo Polly as well. You don't have to be part of a established
couple to be Polly. You don't have to be part of a what established
established couple? Yeah, you can just be like a single. Well that's
called dating, isn't it. Well, it's more like having relationships with multiple
people at the same time, where none of them is necessarily your primary partner.
Yeah. Everybody's like a little section of the plate. Yeah. Food
yeah yeah. Yeah, it's like going to a buffan and going I got
like a little you and a little you and a little you. Think the
cars just walked past the window? Did you see those guys? Web?
Yeah? I think it is. Oh, I think some some members of
the cars are in town. Oh I didn't. I was just making it
no good at me. I think I think it might be only because don't
forget yeah, our upstairs. The guy who runs a fab gear has a
band called Empty Hearts and it has members of the Cars. I just thought
it was Tommy for a second burnette with this because Alb was wearing that hat.
Yeah, it wasn't too short. The other guy had the Ronnie Wood
mullet. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure you're right. Yeah, I
should have gone and grabbed him. If they walked by again, they're in
they're in a band. One of them looked familiar, like I've seen him
perform over at Iron Smoke, So I didn't know if they were local,
but there, I don't know who you saw walk by because there Maybe it's
possible that the members of the cars or down. Sorry do you even known?
How old are you? Twenty nine and you have no idea who the
cars are? Okay, So one of the first videos on MTV were Now
When you were younger? Did MTV play videos or was it mostly surreal life
or what was it? It was mostly like the real old Real Real World
relayed some videos. Surreal Life was VH one, Yeah, okay, it
played some videos. It was mostly getting into some of the reality TV stuff
stuff like that. Yeah, it could be the very very end of videos.
Yeah, that's right around. Yeah, so you don't you don't,
so you have no idea who the cars are and your parents didn't play the
cars. I don't think so. No, So your parents have got to
be somewhere between forty five and sixty Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Guess
there, thank you at least fifteen year rains and I've opened it up.
Well, I don't know. They could have had her very young. I
was thirty when she had me. Okay, so that would put her a
little bit older. Yeah, uh, late fifties. Yeah, so she
would know the cars. Your mom would know the cars. Well, no,
I think you probably wouldn't know the car. We'll play some cars when
we come back and see if you can actually know that. But back to
your So you had a wedding and the whole. I mean normally, if
you got married Saturday, you'd still be on your honeymoon. Well, we
just bought a house, so we're not going congratulations on that. It's a
big deal. It's a last investment. And are you going to go on
a honeymoon? Probably not. No, we're going camping with some friends next
weekend. But what isn't that the Rochester king thing or is this your Is
that part of the Rochester Kink? Yeah, camping. Yeah, and when
you go to the Rochester Kink camping, is that would you be like polling
there? I don't know how to say it. Well, none of my
partners would be there, but I might, uh just hang out with my
friends. What does that mean we sunbathe like me? Some bathe? They
can't do it walking No, no, no, no, I hang on
a second. But see, I'm wondering if you were so, you wouldn't
hook up on anybody. Probably not some people like last year. There was
not last year. The last time, like in June there was some people
had a like mud wrestling and then had an orgy. But what they had
a mud wrestling and then an orgy. They got cleaned up first and then
it makes it no fun last use infections. Yes, I go, well,
I'm sure. So they had mud wrestling, like legitimate mud in the
mud. It just kind of broke out sort of thing. We had a
swimming pool like a kiddie pool flow, so this was set up. Yeah,
and who is wrestling in it? Just a bunch of people like they
were You would just call somebody out and the two of you get in there.
Did it get really rough, not really rough, but really like silly
okay, yeah, very casual. Yeah, mostly lots of touching. Oh,
I got it. Yeah. So was it a lot of like,
well, male, it could be either way, It could be anything like
male female female female male male. Yeah, it was a little bit of
everything. Yeah. And then after that an orgy broke out. Yes,
at the campsites. Yeah. Did anybody get back in the mud? I
think they were done at the mud at their twin mud whistled. It was
a little dark, got a little dark for the mind. What do you
mean? It was right there, I sitting right there, So I'm I
can't I have a hard time like your parents a little bit. I certainly
if that's what's gonna make you as long as you see here would be the
thing if you were in any relation to me, whether a child, sibling,
whatever. I just wanted you to be happy. As long as you're
happy and healthy. Whatever you want is your business. But it I think
in like for vanilla folk like me, it's hard to wrap my head around
the fact that I would get married Saturday and I have a date with somebody
else. Although there's a lot of people who go, hey, you know
what, that sounds pretty dark good to me, right, But how long
have you been with the person you married? Well, so we started I
knew. I've known him since twenty thirteen and okay, so that's almost ten
years. Yeah, and we started dating around twenty eighteen. M But there's
no such thing as exclusivity. If he came to you and said, at
any point I really prefer to just be exclusive just you and me, you
would be Yeah. So who's who brought the polly into the relationship? Both
of us? It was kind of well, we started and buy like partner
swapping, and then we lost our other partners. You start, so you
guys were dating and then you found other partners and you would swing with them,
so to speak. Would that be traditional swinging? So what she's saying
is that they started out with other people you too, me and the other
person, and then they got rid of you and me and made them and
they okay, yeah, I got you. Okay, so you were you
went in as a single person to this group of four. No, I
have no idea what's happening. I had a boyfriend, yes all, and
he had a girlfriend he had a girlfriend, and he and the girlfriend went
off and left you alone, no shooting. He broke up with his girlfriend,
and I broke up with my boyfriend. Oh, and then we were
together and together? Yeah? And were you exclusive at all at any point?
I don't think we've ever been exclusive? Okay? But and so what
what do you do? Like tonight you go out on this day? And
will you go home? Yeah? Okay? And and when you go home,
like, what do you say to him? Who? Man, my
tire? That gotta really warm me up? No, I mean with what
great conversation? Yet? I mean, do you talk about the date you
went on a little bit? You do? Yeah? Okay? Not every
couple, like, not every Polly couple will do that. There's different types
of Polly. Yeah, who cares about other Polly couples? I want to
know what shots does? I just I'm fascinated by this. Yeah, we'll
talk about how it went when we did, like I moved super slow.
Okay, So like I haven't even met like kissed the next like this guy
yet? Okay, all right, so we're still getting to know each other.
Yeah, but like, does this guy who you're going out on the
date with, does he know you're married. Yeah, he came to the
wedding. Oh shit, what did he bring you? And what was the
gift? Just danced? No, No, he didn't bring me a gift.
He didn't bring a wedding gift. We didn't ask for gifts. You
gotta get gifts. Some people gave us gifts, but we didn't know.
It's usually just money, is what you bring. I would think, Ye,
all right, so this guy was at your wedding and now you're gonna
go out on a date. And he's not weird about it at all,
Like I've been married too, and she knows. Yeah that see, that
would be weird to me, Like I would. I'd be like, came
home, I'm like, I don't even talk to me. I don't even
want to know. I don't even want to know. Did you burp?
I smell penis? I don't want to know. I mean, that's that's
what I would think in my head. It would be it would be horrible.
Well not everyone's polyamorous or not. Okay, yeah, but there's been
no So you go on the date tonight, you go home, like would
you kiss your husband good night? Yeah? It would be weird, just
be weird for me that I'd have a hard time. It'd be super jealous.
I would be super jealous. You don't get any jealous jealousy at all.
Sometimes there's a little bit of jealousy, but you deal with it,
you talk about it. Does that ever, does it turn you on at
the idea of him going on a date with somebody not really no, no,
okay, and even seeing him in any way, like I like it
turns the on. Whant to see him happy? Yeah? You know,
like, yeah, okay, So tonight's the date. And then I saw
there's a couple of events this weekend that the Rochester king Society has on.
Yeah, Friday, we have a play party. So you have to be
vetted to attend that, right, And how do you get vetted? Again?
So you, uh, there's a form online you fill out and we'll
contact you. But the easier way is to go on our discord and open
a ticket. Yeah, and say I want to be vetted and someone will
vte you on discord And is that faster? It is faster? Okay?
So someone could someone go who's hearing this? Like, it's tomorrow, It's
tomorrow night, so today I vetting. But if they want to come to
another we had Sunday, we have our picnic where we do vettings in person,
in person. Yeah, okay, but the the but the Friday night
event is what is it called a play party? A play party? And
refresh our memory on what happens at a play party? So little different BDSM
events. So our play parties are a little different where we don't allow a
penetration. Right, but you'll see some many people getting beat maybe lap dances,
people doing rope, people doing pet play, maybe some age play.
See that sounds like almost impossible. Did you get all like this stuff turns
you on? Kevin for example? Right, you get it all turned on,
You're all roped up and nothing else can happen. There can be no
penetration, no penetration. Let's the after party. Maybe you get an invite.
You hope to get the invite. Yeah yeah, maybe you don't get
the invite though, maybe something to shoot no thank you, like to kid
now, who farted? It's terrible, that's awful. Well, it's it's
so it's it's so strange to me. But I think that the fact that
you're open and willing to talk about it, I think it just shows you
like. I think that's what makes the world great is all different people.
Not everybody should be the same. We shouldn't all like the same stuff,
we shouldn't all be the same. But at the same time, just because
we're not the same doesn't mean we should judge, or we all judge.
Let me take that back, because you can't help it, you're gonna judge,
but we shouldn't. We don't need to be mean about it. We
don't need to be negative about it. And I find the whole thing curious
because I go, I just cannot from a psychological standpoint. People may say
to me, you get a secret thing, you really want to do this.
No, I don't. I just I can't wrap my head around how
people how it works without jealousy and some people getting really angry and that kind
of stuff. Well, if you're not, if you're if you're not monogamous,
you still might have those feelings. Yes, but you just talk about
him. Maybe you guys are probably No, I think you're like on a
different plane in terms of probably communication. You're able to really talk about your
wants and needs and likes and dislikes and have calm conversations. Yeah, you
negotiate for what you want. You negotiate for what you want. Yeah,
okay, Like give me an example of what you've had to negotiate for.
Have you ever seen a guy and God, I really want to get with
that guy? How am I going to negotiate with my husband to get over
there? Generally we haven't had to negotiate that in a very long time.
But like it would be like, hey, I think this person's cute.
What do you think about him? I've I'm going to do this, and
you might be like, actually he's a serial killer, stay away, Like
whoa, Okay, I didn't know that. I'll you know, I'll take
your opinion into account or he'll say I don't really like him, but like
you do you? Okay, and I'll be like maybe I'll set come to
guess what I want. Yeah, okay. So it's almost like somebody to
sort of vet someone thrown away? Yeah for yourself? Sure? Yeah?
And how many partners do you have currently? Just my husband and I'm dating
your husband and you're dating this one person. Yeah, it's very new,
very new. Yeah, like not even like I wouldn't call my boyfriend or
anything prior to that. What was I once was seeing like a guy for
every day of the week when I first started, probably, but none of
them were super serious. I had maybe like two or three serious people.
After two to three, you kind of like, you know, lose weekends
in the month and you don't really have time for everyone, right, So
people generally max out on two or three. I know people with four or
five. Whoa and do they do these dates that they're doing them one on
one? Sometimes? Sometimes they Sometimes people date as a couple or date as
a group. Okay, but I haven't done that. Yeah, this this
is this is my brain is melting. You see them open to a lot
of different things. Is there anything in that you've heard or you're just like,
the hell is wrong with you? I tried to think shame. I
just I you know, I just say there might be something somewhere, yes,
where you go. I couldn't do that. Is there anything that you
would say that's something I couldn't do? It's not necessarily shaming anyone up nose
and shoot whipped cream into it. What's wrong with you? I think sometimes
when people have like multiple children with multiple people all at the same time,
Yes, it gets a little untenable. Yes, I wouldn't say it's wrong,
but when you have like fifty sixty children, it's like five six wives
who had fifty or sixty children's five you know, Somerman's like sister wives kind
of deal. But is there does that stuff go on? I haven't seen
or heard much of it. Okay, in that's mostly out West. Yeah,
I know, I know, but had that show. I know,
but I always they had a whole cult to sack. It was weird,
and I think it's okay, it's a little untenable. So well, now
here's a question. You're dating, and I know you said you move slow,
but there's a potential that you and this guy would become intimate physically.
Yes, okay, if you at some point you and your husband want to
have children, how would you make sure it's his? You are condoms,
Oh, I could answer that one. Yeah, but they're not always effective.
It's what I'm saying, you pull out. You don't have vaginal sacks.
There's other types of sacks. Okay, Yeah, she say, hey,
I'm trying to get pregnant. That would see that would be again weird.
And I apologize for for giggling. And I hope that's not an insulting,
but it's just it's like it's laughing the way she answered you stupid.
Well, no, I understand the condom thing. But I'm going that is
not how many people have gone, well I had a condom on? How
did this happen? Well, you know, shit happens. There's ways of
using condoms, to use it the entire time. Yeah, you don't just
put on at the end, you know, like, yeah, no,
I know what the entire time. Sometimes people have had mistakes. That's all
I'm saying. Yeah, I mean it's rare. Yes, yes, I
know. But if you're oh, I got you that you would know.
Yeah, all right, never mind, this is all gone weight beyond my
thing. I don't teach sex in the States. It's okay, you don't
teach sex aids in the States. Not not this way, not the way
I'm trying to figure it out. All right, we'll take a moment when
we come back. Little cars. I think you're you'll know the cars,
Okay, I think you will. And I have been saying since this person
kind of popped back into the news, we gotta be careful. I think
everybody's making a mistake. I think everybody's making a mistake and I must be
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new board that you meet does through the views flies Yeah you know. Yeah,
it's a car. It's my best friend's girl. I thought it would
be somewhat appropriate. So many wanted sky have you ever met any of your
husband's friending on? Why didn't you bring him around sooner? Now that's really
cute. Yeah, that's it. Yes, Yeah, these are the cars
and uh some members of the cars are in Empty Hearts, which is Andy
Bobby u Span and Andy has a studio, a separate studio other than the
fab gear store down along in the canal that three heads. Uh yeah,
I think practices that. Yes, I think it does. I think there's
a practice. Jeff Dale. Jeff yes, Jeff Dale. I think.
No, that's what's going on. Why am I hearing something? Because I
suck? All right, that's fine. I just want to make sure we're
not hearing anything. Uh So I have been saying for a while, well,
you're probably of the age. At any point in your life, Shans,
were you a fan of Britney Spears. Yeah, yeah, I mean
her music right, it was kind of fun, poppy. She was a
huge star for a long time time. Then did you watch any of the
documentaries that came out? No? So I started to get concerned a little
bit, only because as a parent, I go, something's not adding up
to me with all this free Brittany stuff. I'm not saying that it shouldn't
be looked into. Probably there's a conservatorship, and I think that certainly it
gave conservatorship an ugly name. And now when we hear it with Michael or
you kind of go, oh, but her dad was in control of her
money and stuff. And I'm watching this and I go, I think he
would do that for an adult, to try to protect them from themselves.
In other words, like you may just be manic and spend all your money
on something ridiculous. So Michael Jackson, I think at times I thought he
was pretty close to broke, but he would go and buy things like giraffes,
you know what I mean. He had enough money to live a wonderful
life, but he took a little too far. And I don't I'm not
saying I'm not trying to besmirched the dead in anyway. I'm just I'm just
trying to say, no, I don't think something. I don't. I
don't think so, I'm not sure it's sure. They just removed a tumor
from one of the Seneca Park Zoo. So, but so, I didn't
know what was happening with Brittany, And not that I'm a big Brittany fan,
but I bring this up only because I think a lot of times their
snap judgment with stuff. How could they possibly her Dad's gonna control all her
money. Dad put her out back to Vegas to make her make money.
I don't know. Maybe there is some truth to that, but I would
think that the main purpose, at least in the beginning, was to sort
of protect her from herself, and then she winds up having the conservatorship dissolved.
And it really came about because of these documentaries. I think there were
two or three of them on different streaming platforms that were all over I think
there was. I think the one that a lot of people saw was on
Hulu, and I only know that because it was the one you didn't It's
the one streaming service I refute. I just go I can't I'm not buying
any more ship and yet I buy every other thing. But I just want
to think we're gonna get you that. Okay. So then I see today
or yesterday Britney Spears. It comes across from TMZ because I follow TMZ because
I'm a fourteen year old girl, and it says, uh, Britney Spears
seen without her wedding ring, out without her wedding ring. And then later
in the day her husband sam Asgari I think is his name. Uh,
they're going he filed for divorce and I'm watching this. Didn't they just get
married recently? Yeah? He was the one in all the pictures when she
was dancing around on the beach topless and whatever back in the spring, right,
yes, Okay, So like she's done all these sort of strange things
on I'm gonna say typical social media. It's not like an only fans where
he would maybe see that sort of thing. But I mean, I would
think, for the most part, you're gonna, you know, even though
you're polyamorous, you're not gonna put any photos on Instagram or Facebook that would
kind of make your future your in laws call up and go, whoa,
what the hell's going on. I'm pretty private on my social media. Yeah,
that's okay. Well, so Brittany would like be dancing in her underwear
in the middle of her I mean, just spinning and spinning. I mean
she started to look like to me, and I don't even know if you'll
get this reference, but she started to look like the stripper you would see
at three o'clock in the afternoon at the Classy Cat when it was you know
what I mean, that was not your peak timed for a stripper. And
I'm watching this and I see this deterioration and now I go, she's getting
divorced, and I'm I'm thinking this guy is probably like I can't handle this.
I don't know. Sources say they got no huge fight because he accused
her of cheating, and he moved out and got his own place. There
was a prenup in place, and I don't even know how long they were
married. That was the question I was gonna ask, was there involved?
There was a up, but at least he's trying to get more than he
agreed to by the threatening to release quote extraordinarily embarrassing information about Brittany, which
I'm like, that's shitty. That's a shitty. You can't do that.
You can't do that if you want to, I know. But Brittany and
Salmon reportedly have had his shoes from on, sometimes leading to blow out fights
where Brittany would get physical with Sam. And he hasn't been staying at the
house much during that time. I probably believe all this. I think they
by I think she needs some help. I know that sounds. I don't
mean that to be mean. I mean that honestly from like, I don't
know how to say this other than from a place of love. I'm watching
this and I said in the beginning, and go, man, don't be
jumping to these conclusions about the conservatorship. I think it was a way for
her parents to try to keep a lid on an adult child who could really
really self destruct. And I think we're witnessing this self destruction. And I
blame you, America, Seriously, I blame you. I mean, if
something goes bad, whose fault is it? Really? Everybody who is rallying
and screaming free Brittany and all this pushback, pushback, and maybe there should
have been somebody who explored the conservatorship further to find out what you know,
was the money really being misused? And what's she being forced to work?
And because that's not right, I'm not saying that's right. And it may
have been a situation where they sent her to Vegas to do those shows because
she's accustomed to this lifestyle and this conservatorship is paying this. She's not bringing
in the money she used to. This is refilling her bank so she can
continue to live that. Okay, that would be a pretty logical thing.
And that's what I thought as well. And it was a residency, so
she wasn't on the road. It was, you know, right there all
the time. And I'm not trying to pick on anybody. I'm just saying
I think we are watching someone who's going to self destruct. And I don't
I don't know if she'll make it the fifty what is she forty something?
Now? What's doctor Drew said. I'm sure he's had comments. He's always
always in there telling everybody what she needs to do. She should try to
call doctor Drew and see I can get him. I used to have some
context with doctor or two years ago, but I don't. I don't know.
I haven't seen anybody I have seen nobody saying what I'm saying. So
I'm not not that I've been looking. It's just been my gut feeling on
this is like, oh boy, this girl is going to self destruct and
everybody's going to stand by and go, how did that happen? You know?
How to fuck do you think it happened? They had a conservator ship
to try to keep a lid on this, and we're watching her and we're
all and I think you're either laughing at her or scrolling past as she's spinning
around like that stripper at three o'clock in the afternoon. This is this is
sad and nobody cares. You know, It's America, I know, and
I don't. It's like, who's going Why should I care about breakers?
I'm just saying, like, there there, there was all this rally to
get her free, and now that she looks like she needs help, where
are you? If the ship shows down to the channel you're watching, change
the channel. There'll be another ship show. Absolutely there will get that TVs
time starts, yes, yes, do you ever is there ever speaking of
like I don't know that mental health necessarily, but has there ever been anybody
in one of these situations where let's say at a Rochester kink something where someone
kind of breaks down emotionally because it was a little more than they expected emotionally.
There is really it happens once in a while. Yeah, and how
how do you guys try to help that person? Because you seem like a
very just kind, authentically kind person that you would be. When we do
our vettings, we ask if there's anything that triggers you that you know of,
Oh what is that? I don't even know what the fuck trigger is?
So something that causes you to be going to a fight flight, freeze
or fawn situation, oh feeling? And give you three off the air?
Three for me? Did you give me three right now? It's a dick
okay, But I'm I'm thinking like there are times I've gotten I've gotten angry.
It just it comes on like I mean, you ever see one of
these pop up thunderstorm in Florida? But I seem to come out of nowhere.
That's how Sometimes my anger is like boom and then it's gone. So
that's part of the vetting process. Yes, okay, And if it's too
much for you, we asked that you remove yourself in the situation, maybe
go out into the hallway. It's a lot of personal responsibility to handle your
own emotions like an adult. Yeah, it is a lot of personal response,
but it would be hard if, like I agree to it. Let's
say husband and wife been together for a couple of years and he said,
hey, why don't we spice it up? I was thinking, we go
to the Rochester King Society, they both get vetted, they both get in
there, they're at an event and he starts, let's just say, flirting,
not even really do anything, and she's getting really uncomfortable, and no
one's really flirting with her, and she's putting off a vibe of just discomfort.
Someone will generally walk over and see if she's okay. Really, yeah,
you can see that, yeah, yeah, And then what happens from
there. If she says she's not okay, we sometimes say can we help,
And if she says grabbed my husband. I want to talk to him,
we'll go intervene and say, hey, your wife wants to talk to
you, and then we leave it up to them. Yeah, do you
ever have like big bouncers or anything. They're just in case sh goes down?
No, Well, I bring that up because there was a furry party.
Have you ever been to a furry party? No, that looks a
little weird to me. It seems a warm and itchy. Yeah, okay,
good see, I'm so glad there's something that just you would. So
this was at a beach near La and there was yeah yeah, So a
bunch of furries had this big beach party. It's an annual thing called the
Sunset Beats Bonfire fur Meat where it's like a meat up for meat where people
show up dressed as animals. Some guy refused to stop filming them, so
one of the head furries, the guy who was dressed like a wolf pirate,
he had like a patch over his eye, and all started beating the
guy with a bullhorn and it sounded like this, d you beat them up,
you ass kicked the start. And then but here's the weird part.
You watch the footage of this and there's people with just like just a mask
on, just a head like the mask singer and kind of head, and
they're bend over trying to help this guy, but they have like no shirt
on because it's the beach. Some other people just have tails sticking out of
their pants and I get it looks it just looks ridiculous. I held a
tan line from the neck up. I don't understand. Nothing like that has
ever happened Rochester King Society. No, everything's pretty chill. It seems like
everything is probably pretty chill. Yeah. Yeah, if like we had an
issue, someone wouldn't stop filming or wouldn't you know. Yeah, that's an
outsider though. So this was like in a public space. No one's filming
at one of your events? Public space? Yeah. Yeah, if we
had an event in a public space and someone wasn't stopping filming, or we
would just call the cops, okay, yeah, or just leave or just
leave yeah, or just leave take your party somewhere else. Because if it
was like a private event, like if we were at so when you go
camping that there's nobody at private there's nobody else that they camp So you ran
out the entire campground for the weekend. Wow, it's not a huge campground.
No, I'm just thinking like wolves and coyotes howling and then hearing you
guys howl. Well, in order she broke out, she said. The
last when you say like an orgy broke out, was it wasn't planned?
No, how does it like, did you mac go to college? I
never had an orgy never. I've never been either. No, I've never
even No, there's just been one on one man. Why I'm gonna play
that next? Uh? Do you know? Hall notes? Yeah? Okay,
So but when when it's not planned, like all of a sudden,
somebody starts fooling around with somebody and somebody else jumps in or other people start
fooling around two, it's pheromones are in the air. I think it was
like negotiate, it's still okay. They were like just like casually negotiated,
being like, hey, we've been having a lot of fun together, let's
all go into our tent and fuck around. And they're like, I'm done
with that. This is my like, this is my limits. These are
what I don't want to do, okay, And they're like I respect that.
And so if if you were going into that tent, what do you
say, will you tell us what your limbs would be? Is there limits
for you? Yeah? Like I don't put anything in my butt, okay,
I don't kiss other women. I don't have sex with the other woman,
just not my jam. So if that stuff is to start, like
what I would think in the moment sometimes people forget who said what then you
just just yeah, right, no, thank you, yeah, get your
head out of there. Do you look for the smallest ten of the bigger
tent, the one that's rocking? So bizarre? All right? So the
Rochester king Society is having a auction. Yes, okay, I was gonna
say fundraiser, but it is a fundraiser of the year, okay. And
so what does the fundraising go toward? Like reducing the entry, let's say,
to the camping or something. Helps keep camping aute available, keeps us
paying rent, helps us bring in speakers for classes, okay, helps us
with things like we bought Happa air filters for the space no, thank god,
yeah about time, sorry, helps us get a better space, helps
us buy better equipment. So what is for auction? So we have a
ton of stuff for auction this year? Okay? We have everything from because
I saw because I think on the Bilified Underscore Pod, which is our Instagram
for the show, I think you guys started following us, so we followed
you back, and that's where I saw like, if hey, if you're
looking for adult diapers, and that would be for people who are into infant
play or play or just like age play humiliation? What else? Well,
how do you humilize some of you fucking baby dare to go in your diaper?
I could be good at that. Or extreme bondage if you want to
bondage for multiple hours? All really? Yeah, if you want to,
you know, be locked in a closet or something like that. Do you
guys have an auction? Are? Because if not, we know Doug Phelps
would be great guys. So is this a live in person thing. It's
a live in person auction? Okay? Is it open to anybody? Open
to everyone? Eighteen up? So you don't have to be vetted to go
in? Correct? Okay, we gotta get dug their auction. Do you
ever do you ever recruit while at these events? Like I stay recruit?
Like have a sign up table for people who may be interested but are not
more information? We have more information there yet? Yeah? Okay, all
right? So what are some of the the items we give? Give me
four of them right now, we'll do We'll do four more later or four
more later. We have tons of paddles, We have some rope. We
have a gag. A gag so like a ball gag. It's actually an
inflatable gag. An inflatable gag? What is that? So it goes inside
your mouth and you as a pump and you can inflate it. So it
makes you really not be able to move your mouth much. Okay have you
ever used anything like that, like a gag. I've used a gag before.
Yeah, yes, it's really truly, it's very drilly, truly,
oh druly. Yeah, because you can't swallow or anything, right, it's
harder to swallow. Yeah, we have some canes, canes. What would
the cane be? You used for hitting somebody? We have some beautiful jewelry
actually with some Morse code that things says things like baby girl or daddy or
like mine on all in Morse code. When is this against September eighteenth,
September twenty three, Yeah, it's a Saturday. It's a Saturday. And
where's it going to be at? Photo City Music Hall? Oh? I
know? Okay, so down in the city off Atlantic, yes, yeah,
right off culver An Atlantic, Yes, all right, not far from
rock boxing? Ye eleven am to four pm. Wow, let me have
a party after and the party there no at the dungeon. Oh so you
go back to the dungeon, but you can't go unless you're vetted. Yes,
so what if you were like a new person, could you do any
vetting on the spot. Yes, Oh you're gonna do vetting there? Yes,
Oh, look at that. It's generally very busy, so we don't
do a lot of them. But if you get there early enough, we
can squeeze in a vetting. Get in line at ten forty five, right
there, get right in. Hi, I'm here to vet. If you
spend more than one thousand dollars on auction, that's in front of the betting
line, could you probably not that? How much do the paddles go for?
Do you know? Anywhere from twenty to fifty dollars depending on the wood.
Okay, Balsom would be a nice light one that wouldn't hurt so much.
That actually pretty stingy. Baltom is yeah. Oh well the fast you
can go, yeah, you can't because it's light. It's almost like styrofoam
balsom. Yeah, and also might break. That's true, depending on how
you buy a bunch of them. Yeah, so careful splinters. Oh,
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harder than the gays and their girls. We were out, we talked to
somebody, We go home, hook up and if it was good, you
call him again. That's fair. That's it. There's no hitting. A
very simple process. Yeah, there is no question. It's not like you
know what I like long walks on the beach and pina coladas. It's like,
you know what I want, daddy, this is what I want?
And oh my god. So join us every Monday for the new podcast Game
Night. I'm tired of playing on the team. It seems I don't get
time about at anymore. Canful if you left me at half of this concert?
Give we say pace, pase do face. No, I even try
to score who I can't feel the my jacob, your touch and when you're
moving closer a little didn't mean so much. Yeah, you got to understand
me. Time about is what I'm here for to play? See, this
is all I can play. Feel like I'm thinking that, Yeah, wow,
stop ruin this for me. I'd like whole notes and I but that's
the only way I can play one on one. And I'm thinking all these
things in my head because Shantz is here from the Rochester Kink Society and they're
having an auction September twenty third. It's a Saturday. It'll be at the
Photo City Music Hall on Atlantic from eleven to four, right, and there's
she gave us some of the items from jewelry to paddles, adult diapers,
canes. Is this like a silent auction or is there an auctioneer and a
silent auction? Okay, but I'm thinking like the one on one? Is
there ever a chance? Has this ever happened? And I know I'm getting
personal, but no one can see you. But like you go out with
your I don't know your bang buddy, and then you come home and you
have sex with your husband or your your main person sometimes wow, okay,
well, I mean that would happen in a orgin or something, right,
maybe I've learned an orgy when I was worth the camping camp, I wasn't
at oh at that at the ten. Yeah, she's a Bible study let's
the DA some stance for a Bible study discussion group meeting. Probably that was
pretty good. Yeah, that was very good as going to a Bible discussion
study meeting. Is that what you say? Are you into b DS or
wherever it is? What? What? Okay? Like what what is that?
So? Bondage? Yeah? Discipline? Okay? Was a masochism?
Dominance and submission? Okay, So are you the the dominatrix or do you
like to be submissive? You're submissive? Yeah? So you like to get
tied up? Yeah? Spoken down to? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Give me an example of what someone says? Can you do that? And
I don't care. You can be as raw as you want. But like,
what is something someone says, like down on you? Do they pick
on your the way you look? The way they can pick on the way
I look? Oh yeah yeah, and that's supposed to turn you on?
Yeah? Now, so I joked I like misogyny in the bedroom. You're
like misogyny. You're like a man to take charge in the bedroom. Yeah
yeah, but that's not being told like I'm worthless or like it just an
object. We can do this to you real quick. You're irish, your
penis is small. Okay, great, but that doesn't make me feel good,
doesn't turn me on. I might even make my penis disappear. Don't
talk. Nobody gave you permition a leprechun. Yeah, but see that doesn't
sound. That doesn't sound and that turns you on. Yeah, how the
fund does that do? I don't get that. Well, like it's kind
of fun. I don't know, to be talked down to. Yeah,
give me something else. They say, that's would be kind of mean.
Like people can get really mean. And like sometimes I feel like back had
of compliments like you're a great come dump All right, so bad. I'm
just thinking, like, let's say, you know you do this on a
Saturday night. Sure, right, Andy, But there was one thing that
said that really kind of stung. It went it was not really kind of
stun sure, and you just moved on. And then you're sitting at work
Monday, it's around ten o'clock in the morning and you go, oh God
for that guy. Yeah, so that's called drop. What's called drop when
you start feeling feelings afterward that are not good. Yeah, And it's kind
of like the feelings after a great weekend or something like that. After like
something feels not good, you just go and talk to that person about it.
You're like, hey, those words maybe hot in the moment, but
they don't feel so good to me right now, and they're like sorry,
and you talk about it and you work out, and maybe it's a limit.
Like really, Yeah, one time I was talking to just like online
texting this guy and he was like, I just said, I'm getting out
of the shower and he's like, oh, you'll be a dirty girl forever.
And I was like the word forever really stung. Oh oh yeah,
And I was like, what do you mean forever? Like you know,
and then we just talked about it. I kind of dropped and started crying
and so you got it. So this really kind of stung and that hurt.
Yeah, emotionally, Yeah, it got it got to you. So
everything like you because yeah, but saying you're a dirty he said, you're
going to be a dirty girl forever? Yeah, does he what did what
did he? What do you think he meant by that? Probably nothing much
like I mean, what did you? How did you take it? Like
you're that like I was your redeemable, You're redeemable. Yeah. See,
when somebody says you're going to be a dirty girl forever, I would think
like you're almost saying I'll be a slot forever. Yeah, okay, was
that how you took it? Yeah? Yeah, and you're going, well,
no, I probably won't be or I'm not or I don't know.
Yeah, in like, would you describe would you? I mean, if
somebody said to you what you do is slutty, wouldn't that be insulting?
So the word slut has been reclaimed by whom by sluts, just like the
word bimbo. Okay, sluts said I am a slut? Yeah yeah,
I kind of if if some chick said to me, I am a slut,
I'd go, yeah, I kind of like you that's awesome. Yeah,
the world needs sluts. Yeah, yeah, you know the world caddy
check reference. But I yeah, and I could see that. I almost
think that that's sort of it's been a very you know, you say,
you're like misogyny in the bedroom. Uh, I have had not a problem.
But I just think that it's it's not this is gonna sound that people
are gonna get very upset with me by that's called another day that ends.
And why I suppose I think that that's almost empowering for women. And I
know that that may sound very strange, but by you're saying reclaiming the word,
you know what I mean, it's their power to take it back and
say yes I am. Because guys have been sluts, but no one called
them that for since they popped on the planet, right I think, and
right now there's been a big problem with music. Okay, okay, And
there's a country song called small Town, and to me, I would say,
people are like, oh, there's nothing. Somebody said it's racist,
and it would be it sounded vigilante to me, like if you came to
our town and he acted like they do in the cities at these protests and
different things, or you carjacked an old woman, or you stole somebody kid,
we're coming after you. We're coming after you. And I would go,
yeah, probably not the greatest plan to do that. And then other
people go, well, how come that song, it's getting such crapping.
They don't say bad things, but over here we have wet ass pussy,
right, and that uses filthy words. Some you can't even play on traditional
radio because there's the government in the FCC because the language is so bad.
And that's okay. No one has a problem with that, but everybody has
a problem here. Or the big comparison would be the Christmas song Baby Gets
Cold Outside, and some people have said that's sort of like a date rape
song. He's trying to get you drunk, take advance, don't go home.
My brother would be where they do that, and people are going,
there's nothing bad language wise in that, But you got wet ass pussy over
here. And I think you have to almost you have to step back and
look at these things with a clearer mind. I think in one while,
you may not like the language that they're using in wet ass Pussy. It's
a woman empowerment song. Yeah, it's a woman empowerment song. It's all
about I get to do this, and I like them big and I like
this and they're saying what they like and they don't give a shit what you
think. Over here, it is a guy trying to get in a girl's
past. You can't argue it. I'm sorry, and she's saying no multiple
times yes, And so I go, you can't to me when people say
I look me play anything you want. I don't care. But if if
you're going to actually look at these things, I think you have to go
with a clearer head. And I think that we don't. We are not
critical thinkers enough. I don't believe. And I think people will claim to
be and they'll go. But on the surface one uses harsh language. One
does not. Therefore, on the surface, this one's okay, and that
one shouldn't be. And I go, go deeper, go deeper. And
the deeper is this one's a woman in power and song, thus taking back
and reclaiming the word slot and the other one, you know. I mean,
look, I've been that guy. Hey, baby, don't go home,
even drinks, stay with me. I think, you know, I
think, and that is it bad? We never played again? I don't
think. So it's not that bad. I think that every person's been there,
and I think at the end, I think she leaves she or does
she not? I don't remember, would you? I mean? Is what
I'm saying completely off base or like an outer space. I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think so either, But that's I'm the one saying.
And so I don't think it's an outer space. But I think a
lot of times we're looking at things too simplistically and not take things for what
they are because all of a sudden we don't like something. Well that's called
freedom. And well even if you don't like it, it doesn't mean it
shouldn't be allowed. Because there's things that somebody else may not like that you
like and you should be allowed to do your thing and that and that's where
I think the problem comes in. And I think there's a confusion on what
is actually freedom of speech and all kinds of stuff. And I shouldn't go
down this road right now, but that's sort of where that is. But
I love that that that's reclaiming the word slut. Good. Yeah, that's
awesome, fantastic. I'm sorry somebody heard your feelings like that. I could
totally see like if like, let's say I wanted to be you know what,
somebody could say to me, you molly bastard, No one would want
to touch you. You got moles. I can play dot to dot on
your back and you got a furry ass. You could be a furry without
a costume. You small dick. I would be like, all right,
I'm going home. But some people would really get turned on by that.
Who who are these people? And what happened to them? Where are the
Were they not loved enough? What happened? Generally, it's just like this
deep down and thinks like that you want to be humiliated because it feels good.
No, it doesn't. That's how some people show love. So it's
like emotional it's like emotional masochism. What did you you went to college?
What did you study? I'm not gonna say it's very specific. I feel
like okay, okay, oh, okay, okay, all right, because
I was gonna say, for some reason, I got a psychology vibe from
you, and like, did you mind her in that? I did a
couple classes a couple classes. And the only reason I say that is like,
I would love to know the psychology the person so probably came from.
Let's say you came from a well balanced home. Your parents loved you,
they supported you. They weren't overly uh, I don't know, they weren't
too soft. They certainly weren't hard, but they were always there. They
let you kind of fall on your own, you know what I mean.
Like, I'll give you this as an example. I always thought, when
the kids are learning to walk, you don't need to scoop them up all
the time and help them, help them, because how are they gonna learn?
All right? So just let them go. Let them walk. They're
gonna eventually walk. They want to do what you're doing. They're seeing you,
they're learning. I tripped him, no, But I'm just saying,
like, so, I think kind of so if you had that kind of
a parent who loved you enough to goes, hey, I know that you
need to be independent enough and do your own I'll tell you what, if
my kid came back to me and goes, I'd be like, where did
I fuck up? You like to be told what? Do you like to
have people do what? But if that's like I guess, as you know,
your parents are like like that part of your all right? Good?
Because they wouldn't like that. I'm telling you right now, they would not
like someone talking to their a little bit kinky. What I'm afraid that they're
kinky? You're afraid your parents are kinky? Yeah, that's probably genetic.
Maybe how weird would it be if you went to like, can you say,
are you did you grow up in this city? No? Okay?
Did you grow up in a city nearby? Okay? So if you went
to another city for a kink thing, like they had a kink meet up
Rochester and stuff, and all of a sudden you went in and people have
masks on you go, I smell my dad's cologne. I fucking knew it.
I would just leave. Yeah, I would leave. No, But
how weird? Would that be? Incredibly uncomfortable? Yeah? Now, what
if mad be weird? If I saw just like a coworker? Even what
if hang on a second, then give me another What if I know we're
supposed to call Doug I apologize. What if you went and it was like
you go right, and it's in your home city, but no one really
knows, right, and all of a sudden there's an old high school teacher
of yours. Would that be weird? That would be less weird, less
weird. Yeah? What if it was like your best friend's dad grown up?
That would be weird. That would be weird right now, some people
may find that to be a kink yes, yeah, so totally yeah,
like the older dad kink, the older guy kink. Yeah, age gap
kinks? Is there a is? That's what it's called. There's an actual
name for this age gap. Age gap yeah, wow, you can work
on whatever genders. So you could have like, how many are like a
twenty five year old guy with a woman in her sixties? Well ever see
that, yes you have, but the average aged archaoses are on thirty five.
Okay, so thirty five, but that's average, so don't forget,
like, yeah, love and below we have a couple of people in their
sixties most people, so it's really around average age to thirty, average age
of thirty. But if you got like a six but I see, here's
the thing. I guarantee there's a six year old guy who has probably been
with someone in their late twenties. Sure, right, But I don't know
that there would be a six year old woman with a guy and his late
twenties because because the guy may not find her as attractive. There's definitely guys
who find older women very attractive. That old, yes, man, it's
like fruit that's starting to go bad in your fridge. Old, I think
totally kidding. I am kidding. It's a joke. Women should our age
gracefully. Yeah, And there's a huge stigma for women about anti aging.
There's a huge I agree again, like all joking and bullshit aside. I
think that it is got to be nearly I don't I don't know how women
do it in society. And I mean that by like, there's another podcast
that I produce in here called Unfiltered Average, and it's two women and they're
more typical, they wouldn't be you know, kink and all that stuff.
But they were just talking today about going to the gym and how sometimes they'll
see a woman at the gym all made up and they know that she really
wants to be there, like most women at the gym are going there to
actually work out and sweat and not have their hair curl. But how guys
don't notice you and how invisible they are, And I went, man,
it's so hard to be a woman, Like all the work that goes into
trying to feel I think, and it must be society. But to feel
confident yourself, yeah, right to feel confident yourself when you go out one
way to do it. If you're either too much of a slot too much
of a prude. You're either too old too young. Yeah, you are
too curly, too masculine to walk that very fine line of being fuckable.
Yeah, you know, you're too crazy, you're too normal, you're two
boring. These all the things they yell at you when they have you tied
up and they're saying shitty things to you. He rattled that off too well,
Like it makes someone like this, that's uh, yeah, because I
would think it like for a women and especially getting older too. It's almost
as though, and I like kind of seeing it in Hollywood and things more
today, but it's not a lot, but you see older women starring in
movies. You see women in their fifties getting leading roles. Not many,
but there's It seems like there's more than there have been. It used to
be like a guy like Tom Cruise in his fifties and the woman he's hooking
up with is probably somewhere between twenty five and thirty, and it seems like
that is a little less because even in Top Gun Jennifer Connley is is she
fifty? I think she's fifty. Yeah, And and not that I'm not
trying to say she looks I think that's kind of cool in a way because
we discard that. And I gotta tell you, as a guy who's over
fifty, I would rather be with someone who would be closer to my age.
And I always thought, especially as I got older, and maybe it's
like what do they call old man eyes? That the sexiest age? Or
a woman gets really sexy at forty? And why is that confidence? Her
confidence? She feels more confident than who she is. There's been a little
bit life behind you. You want to put on bright red lipstick that may
you wouldn't have put on maybe fifteen years ago because you were just too afraid
it was too bold, And now you pull it off and you just there's
something that I find that confidence to me is a very sexy thing. But
yeah, I mean, don't you And I think that for women, Yeah,
it's probably got to be hard. And I would even think there's gotta
be some trepidation as a woman in her sixties to go to something like the
Rochester King Society, feeling as though maybe I won't be attractive over my body
isn't his. You know, the elasticity goes away as you get older.
That's why our noses get bigger and things like that, and you go and
you see these young women and you kind of think, oh, that's not
cool. But you know, maybe there's still of all ages of different bodies,
hypes and body sizes, body proportions, abilities, abilities. What are
you talking about someone using mobility aids? Really? Yeah, you got people
like in in chairs and things sometimes. Yeah, yeah that are into kink.
Yeah, okay, I'd be worried, like I'd be like, I
don't know, I'll be afraid. No, well that's a little ablest,
now I know it. It's very ablest. I'm being very ablest. But
I'd be afraid of like someone like getting hurt or you know what I mean,
not as much as someone else who could walk could get hurt. Yeah,
very true. You're speaking one hundred percent. I'm just giving you like
I would be like I would. I would be like, this is a
fine China dollar. I don't want to hurt this person or you know,
and if they said to me I really want to be like spanked or paddles
or something, I can't do that. And see this is just a limit
that well yeah that would be my limit. Yeah, yeah, I think
so, all right, we'll take a moment Danny actually walked in and yeah,
don't turn no, don't because they Danny walked in. And then we
want to call Doug Phelps, who may be able to help you out as
an auctioneer. He said he would be willing to go and do it if
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if I said, I've never heard that song before, So is this a
song? It's muna yeah, But I'm seeing like I'm watching the video and
it is it like people trying to teach people not to be gay, but
these people really are gay? Wow, it's a cop. It's uh it's
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busy. There's a lot, there's a there's this is the lot going on
there. So, Danny, we learned what b DSM is in the in
the in the kink world. B DSL Yeah, well you know it would
be right. It's bondage yea discipline. No, the other one, Oh,
Bible discussion, study meeting, study meeting. That's it is. Yes,
Okay, Danny, let's got a revelation chapter four. That's what that
is. God's church has been raptured and the rest of you guys are dealing
with the anti Christ. They're gonna beat that God right out of here Kevin's
beginning. Are these like you could? Are these texts directly to your phone?
People, people are are are listening and they want to not wow.
Don't say wow. That's a good thing. I love that they listened.
But they have questions. Sure for for you seans. Okay, so what
do you got? Well one of the questions the average age you talked about
that it was about thirty five. You said, what's the most popular kick
activity? So probably impact and rope? What is impact? People? Hitting
people? Oh, Danny sound fun to you? Wow? No? What
kind of hitting I like to get? It might be with implements or hands
implement implement paddles, paddles, paddles, floggers, canes, nun chucks.
Nunchucks are a little on wheelby Yeah, okay, a little on wheelby.
I didn't know what that. Okay, yeah you do. They just kind
of too wide words come in with a nunchuck. There's a chance as I'm
going at shauns and I'm going to hit her like somewhere, uh hit yourself?
Yeah, I hit myself or hit you? Because I saw this video
Brusonally playing ping pong with nun chucks. I was incredibly impressed. I thought
maybe that was incorporated skills like dynamite. So, uh, what you said
addressed obviously impact play there. How are people vetted? So we have a
fifteen to thirty minute conversation with you. We ask questions like, how do
you define consent? We talked about the one. What are your triggers?
What are you looking for? What do you think you can bring to the
community. What if I seen it? That would be too tough, Like
you don't get a sheet ahead of time. So this is on the moment,
so right at the moment, you say, what can you bring to
this? It's not milk and cooking and unless sometimes it is. Sometimes I
can bring snacks. Oh and people say that's cool. Yeah, I'll bring
gatorade to replenish everybody. Yeah, rehydrate. Yeah, so that is that?
Really? That would be an okay answer? Yeah, because I'm thinking
like the answer would be I can bring a fourteen inch cock and then that's
like a wrong answer. Oh that's a red flag. Okay, it makes
sense. Wow, can you unread flag it? If you drop and show
that it is no, then that would be a homosexual consult. When you
show somebody you don't want to see something. Yes, it's educating, but
if they ask you for permission first and you say and they say no,
you don't. If you say yes, then if you're like not in a
public space, we generally do vettings in public spaces. I got you.
Okay, so all like Starbucks, Yeah, equal grounds. But yeah,
yeah, okay, so wow, that's so okay. That would be a
tough question. I'm glad to hear that. People say I can bring snacks,
so I can bring yes, trail mix, Yeah, trail mix.
Some people say I can teach a class about something. I'm really knowledgeable about
it. So this is almost This is a community beyond just what I think
most people think. It's like supportive, it's trying to educate you. Some
of it's just social events. There may be people that you just socialize with
that you meet through there, but don't go any further than just socialization.
Socialization, but like hanging out kind without anything happening. Yeah, most people
I'm like just friends with. Yeah that's interesting because I think most people will
go a bunch of horny people as all it is over there, and I
don't know that that's it's it's a bunch of like minded. Yeah, it
sounds like there's a methodology to it. It's not just like getting getting off.
It's about more like experience. Yeah, because not all kink of sexual
either. I like the day said there's a methodology, Kettle, Not all
kink is what sexual? Yeah, now give us some of the other items
that it will be up for auction. So we have a fat Life Premium
membership, which is kind of cool, so you could see all the videos
and all you can like more things on fat Life. Fat Life is a
kinky social media. It's a kinky social media, so you use Zuckerburger like
Facebook. It's like Facebook, but for king stories and for kinsters. Yeah,
are you on there? Okay? What do they What do you see
on there? Like different outfits, different different outfits, different events posted,
different groups, discussions, different writings. Okay, people post videos, pictures,
status updates. We also have sheets. San Francisco gave us a set
of their waterproof sheets, so if you want to get wet and messy,
oh wow, waterproof sheets, Danny, And they're not like plastic. Yeah,
they're nice. They're nice, so they don't make that crinkly Yeah.
Yeah, wow, okay. I think mental institutions could probably benefit from those
two. I don't know somebody's dog, Phelps could benefit. I'm gonna call
it Doug Phelps right now. Hello, Hello, mister Phelps. How are
you, sir? I'm good, I go, I gotta go in the
back of the bar. All right. Do you have like two minutes I
got for you, buddy? I got five? All right? Fantastic Shaants
is here from the Rochester King Society. They're having an auction on September twenty
third. It's a Saturday. It'll be a Photo City Music hall. I
want to say, grill. I don't know why. And it's right down
right on Atlantic corner of Culver in Atlantic. He all right where that is?
Yep. So they're looking for maybe somebody to help auction some items.
So I'm going to ask Shaants to tell you one of the items, and
then I'd like you to give us a little taste as to how you would
auction this off. Okay, I should choose a good item. Yeah,
good item. Do you have a sign magic Johnson jersey for five hundred dollars
when it ends up being seven hundred dollars? Sorry, Okay, this will
be a hard one. Okay, Okay, isn't it always say I got
a hired one right now? Doesn't know anything about stay. I get Morning
one at five o'clock in the afternoon. So just a generic paddle, A
generic paddle. Yeah, they put your hands together. But we're gonna put
something. We're gonna be slap happy with this thing. It's woldn't it's long?
It fift in your glove compartment. Yeah, if you like to get
a little rough. If you've been a bad girl or a boy during the
day, you didn't do the dishes, you didn't clean the bathroom, you
didn't take out the garbage, we have the item for you. We're gonna
start at fifty dollars thanks. So I'm gonna start at twenty five because I'm
gonna make the first bit because my girlfriend made me their day and she's gonna
get when I get home. So we're gonna going twenty five. Do I
hear twenty five? Do I hear twenty five? There? Twenty five five,
thirty thirty. Who doesn't like a nice piece of oak in their hand?
I know my girlfriend does. Doug Phelps, I think it would be
a great addition to the Rochester Kick Society. I got my zipper mask with
a unicorn on it already ordered from Amazone. Okay, it's not all right,
but I think I think, Doug, you would you would go there.
It seems like just cool people that you would have. Right, I'm
running Dan Wegmans. I ain't familiar Rochester King Society member. I have no
idea. Yeah, we gave her a copy of DVD two. Doug fantastic.
I gotta get that digital tized. I really do. No. I
get along with everybody. And she thinks I have met a couple of people
from the King Society years and years ago. And I actually knew somebody that
wanted to get into it, and it actually went to one of the meetings
and he I don't think he was accepted. So this is like twenty years
ago. Yeah, it was an older gentleman that heard about it, and
uh, it was a bar in Rochester where they had their meetings and uh,
but I've never heard anything bad about it. But I've heard, you
know, just you know, people try and stuff fund it's you know,
that's their gig, that's what they like. Spice Spice Alife Variety is a
spice alife. Trust me, I've tried some crazy shit in my life.
Nothing I'm going to tell him real quick. I know you had a meeting
today. You don't need to say any more than that. But did it
go well? It did go very well. Yeah, excellent. I'm glad
to hear that. Yeah, me too. Well, Well, we'll catch
up about that. I would love to and I and I don't want to
hold you back. I know you're at work. I didn't. We'll give
your number to Shaun's here and she can reach out if she still likes to
have you as an auctioneer. Actually, I've got a buddy of mine that
goes down snack gast Perilla. But there's a fun there's a whole sex weekend.
What do you go to the fantasy fest down in Florida where people come
all over the world. Uh, and it's it's a good time. I
don't know if who am I talking to from King Rochester, shawns sans Sean
or SHAWNA shawns Sean. Have you ever heard of fantasy fests down in Florida?
Of it? Okay, there might be something to look up. Yeah,
sounds just another just another chocolate chips in the cookie of life. That's
right. That lets me out on my cage, s Doug. I know
I don't want to hold you up from work, but I would love to
see see up there. I'd love to hear the stories about Doug auctioning at
the Rochester King Society. I think that'd be fun. Yeah, I think
give my info, Sean, see if we can have that happen. I
think that would be a blast. I love that stage and kind of improving
it and uh, you know, throw some jokes up and just have a
fun time for everybody. All right, I love it sounds all right,
bel all right, all right, all right, he kept saying, Sean,
he's got a little bit hearing issue from a college flowerer from his wrestling.
I think he'd be great. He's really nice and he's very open minded,
and he'd be very very cool. He'd be very coolun Now, would
you play a game with us? Now? This is if we we would.
We'll take a moment, but when we come back, we'll play,
uh, sex toy prices. Right, So he'll describe a sex toy and
then you we have to get. We'll each meet you and Danny'll guess the
price of this sex toy and whoever's closest without going over would score a point,
right, just like the regular prices. Right sounds good? Yeah,
I think they should play this as Roger. They should play this at the
auction for some items. You should have people like have to say how much
this would go for retail and then you would win it. Yeah, Or
maybe the idea is to pay. Maybe you have to pay to get into
the into the game and if you get within one hundred dollars raising for you,
you win both showcases. Or when you could win both showcas thousand?
Uh yeah, I think it was a thousand. You win both showcas.
Yes, Bob Parker is still alive? Could you believe that? Yes?
It is? He available for that. We'll take a moment and we'll be
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heard this, George Michael, I want your sex? Never heard of wow,
So we'll give her a pass. That is true, But I want
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I guess right. M m Sean is from the Rochester King Society. She
got married Saturday and she's going to ratulations just going out on a date once
she leaves here. Yeah, what do you say to that? Wowsy?
I think it's funny. Danny did ask a question off Mike about STDs,
which I thought we didn't bring that up last time. We might have,
I don't remember. I don't remember either. I don't remember. But in
the vetting process, is there the official our cast vetting process, we don't
ask about STDs oind of our business, right, okay, okay, but
is there testing that has to be done or not to join the society?
No? Is there testing sometimes at events and things if you wanted to have
You've been trying to work with Trillium to set up something, but we haven't
gotten to rate. Well that's kind of cool. Yeah, we haven't gotten
around to reaching out to them yet. Yeah, it just has been busy.
Well because like if somebody like had something right, it would probably work
its way around the kin society. I feel like touching genitals, yeah right,
but that might be part of it though in some cases not all.
Yeah, in some cases you don't allow for penetration. Oh that's true,
okay, okay, yeah, and a lot of people just are going there
to get paddled or tied up, tight up, okay, yeah, so
there's not that stuff. Yeah, humiliated, there's something then, oh damned.
Yeah. And we have cavaside wipes to wipe down all the equipment,
so if you're naked on something, you wipe it down, like you're at
the gym. You know, some people don't wipe things down at the gym,
and disgusting it is. You're right, My wife gets mad if I
don't wipe out the wipe down the equipment at home, right, what kind
of equipment at home? What are you talking about the bench. Oh,
I got it. Yeah, the spanking bench. Do you have like a
spanking brench not at home travel size in the world, at the at the
dungeon, we have a couple speaking bench. And what does it spend?
What do you do like bend over the spanking bench like we kneel on it,
you kneel on it, bend over this hop you do what you're told
and then he gets spanked or other things, yeah yeah, or other things
like what did you wax play wax? So yeah, well wax play.
We brought this up massage candles, right, aren't the wax? I think
it first stings, but it doesn't. It doesn't. You can get you
can get pretty hot wax. You can get pretty hot wax. But that
would hurt though, right, Yeah, you're that's hospital the point. That
would be the point. Yeah. No, they don't send anybody that well
I hope not right. Well, I don't told you a question, Bill,
I know that's why we vet. We vet the vetter, well,
the vet, the vet the hospitals vetting process. You wouldn't get in,
and neither would I. No, have you ever had people you've had to
say like what would be a reason why somebody doesn't get in. If we
don't think we're a good fit for them, they're going be like, yeah,
I want to get there. You got my dick wet and that's all
I want. Or they're actually not over the eight of eighteen, or what's
happened? We we have college kids who are you know, dragged by their
friends. You have to check everyone's idea at the door. We've had issues
where people are either just like misogynistic outside of the bedroom. Yeah, they're
homophobic, transphobic, racist, Okay, that doesn't fly with us, right,
Well, it seems like it would be open minded to that'd be a
little But how do you find out if someone's homophobic? Racist? Did you
have certain questions? You could ask them They're like, you know, who
did you vote for in the last election? Did you vote for in the
last election? I am not a racist? All right? Well that,
yeah, I'm sure there's a whole It's got to be one of these things
that when you have to tell somebody no, it's gotta be a little weird.
No, it's a little uncomfortable. Yeah, I think so, probably
worse if they've gotten in somehow and than that, like, yeah, like
and then, and you've to kick people out before yeah, during an event,
not during event. We didn't wait till after the event unless it's really
really bad. Yeah. Do you have bouncers like bouncers like I'm the bouncer.
Oh wow, some people might like that. Well, don't forget.
There's there's there's paddles, there's all kinds of the he'll get you out,
handcuffs, they'll play ball, get you right out of there. No,
she plays pick a ball? Oh yeah, with your balls. That would
hurt. All right, we're gonna play. I should have gotten the prices
right. Theme, Uh it is. Kevin put this together, and he
said he felt dirty after putting this togetherno tabs. Do you use incognito?
Well, that'll mess if your algorithms. Yeah, you should use incognito tabs.
Is that how you're supposed to do these things? I figured phone better
than work computer. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't do it at the work
computer. So Kevin looked up items, uh, sex toys, and we
have to guess the price. He'll describe the game in the description. You
give me the price, okay, all right, so let me see I
get the prices right, theme. I think, right here, are we
writing down numbers? Or we we We'll write them all down and then we'll
go around and say what they are. Give Danny a piece of paper.
Danny needs piece of papers just right on my arm. Okay, okay,
first one we got is the Banging Betty Stroker Kit with her firm spankable butt
dual entries. Betty is made for fun. This mega masturbader comes with both
veginal and animal openings. It features a realistic look and field, complete with
sexy details like soft lips and a small clip. So it's the oh oh
it's is it just the vagina and the and the butt just so it's not
the full got you the open ended design let you flush her out for easy
cleaning. How much for the Banging Betty Stroker Kit? Got no? You
gotta say, like Rod Roddy would be like this? Kis price is right?
Okay, all right, I'm gonna say I feel like this might be
a little low. I'm gonna say seventy five dollars. These are all from
Adam and Eve. Okay, the fact checkers out there that Mark Hillman has
can go check That changes it for you a little bit I wrote eight a
little more using the coupon codes either, so suck it a good one?
Could you own up on of these six hundred dollars? WHOA okay on Adam
and Eve. I don't know on Tom and Eve. But a good one,
A good one, even one of these. I don't own one of
these. No, no, no, I said, a good one of
these? Yeah, you didn't want to recalibrate your bid then again, Oh
I'm stuck at seventy five. I wrote eighty five. Okay, what'd you
say, Seans? I would say six hundred if it was a good one.
Okay, it's not a good one I wanted. Okay, you're all
over sixty nine, sixty nine, ninety nine? All right, Kevin,
what's the next one about the Adams colossal twelve inch? So'll fill your largest,
most spectacular, huge ballic fantasies with the big guy. This colossal builder
goes extra deep to find sweet spots you didn't know you had. It's extra
thick chef fills you up and stretches you out in all the right places you
wrote down on answer so fast, Shawan, see have you even finished describing
it? You? Because this is the big detail right here. Suction cup
based sticks to most smooth services for hands free play. It's like Bluetooth.
It's really like, it's really about funny. If it like slips and you
fall, you have to be careful. You've used this. I haven't used
this one though, but you've used one that would stick to the wall.
I've seen friends do it. Yeah, okay, yep, uh, I'm
gonna okay. I got a number ladies. First one, I said ninety
five. I said thirty nine ninety five. The magic price fifty nine ninety
nine. Danny gets the point. Seawans we're going too high. I know.
I guess it's from Adam and Eve. Yeah. As a where do
like, if you were gonna buy toys, do you have a preferred place?
So mm hmm. It depends on the toy, okay, But I
don't know what would be a toy that you would be seeking. Rope okay,
but you would want what like a nylon, something that's not going to
cut into you right? Well, sometimes a bamboo, uh would be fun
to do a little bit of cutting in you can put underneath the rope.
Yeah, but bamboo, there's bamboo husk and there's bamboo silk. Bamboo silk
is really clippery, bamboo husk is not. And and there's ropes maybe miss
yes, home depot, I'll seventeen ki kids. Someone please, someone please
go to home depot and ask for bamboo. What is the rough one bamboo
husk rope? I'm looking for about six yards of bamboo husk. Up.
You actually find it at Joanne's shut my wife, my wife used to work
on our coupons to my wife used to work basket. Oh okay. But
and the same thing with the silk rope. The silk rope, you'd probably
to find an adult store. An adult store. Yeah, so that would
be so it would be funny to go in, Like if we could film
secretly film somebody going into a big box store and going, I'm looking for
bamboo silk rope. And then if they go for what I'm looking to tie
off? What are you looking to tie off? My wife? Trying to
get her in the hot time? Poor a person working there did not consent
to that. So all right, but it is a joke, you're right,
Yeah, so you're too kind you think about like all this, all
right, give us another one, Kevin, How about the Natty couples door
swing. Who is that banging on the bedroom door? It's you and your
lover. Do you ever use a swing? No? No, you're afraid
of them. Not I don't mean afraid, but like you. Sometimes it
look competated, like you would get stuck in them. I don't think I
get stuck. It still looks uncomfortable. There's better ways to do it,
Yeah, yeah, I got You can hang over. You can hang it
over the back of a door for instant fun. You can adjust it to
a desired height and effortly indulge in all sorts of standing positions. Stirrups handles
make it easy for you to climb aboard, spread wide for all sorts of
naughty games. Yeah. It's extremely portable, so you can take it anywhere.
Made a durable metal, nylon and acrylic. Okay, it could be
yours, Danny. If the price is right, I got a price.
I got a price right down. The price all right, Johns. What
do you say forty bucks? God? Dan? I said one hundred and
twenty five. I said one ninety nine ninety nine. It's on back order
until September twenty three. Yeah, because the shipping Biden's America. So do
you think because Adam and Eve buys in such bulk or does such a business,
that they have lower prices? Yeah? Probably? Yeah? All right,
Kevin, you got one more? One more, one more? How
about a rechargeable vibrating panty? Keep amazing vibrations your little secret or share the
fun with the remote partner. Rechargeable vibrating panty is a lace panty with adjustable
side ties that hides a wild surprise of twelve function rechargeable vibe, the contourd
fit vibes. Is this like a remote but there's a thing in the like
Shauns would wear it and her date could have the remote, and Shawns would
know and all of a sudden She's like like that. Yep, that's how
it would work. I think that's how it works. The vibe is waterproof,
the remote is not, and the panty fits up the size waste forty
eight? Okay, how much for that panty? For the rechargeable vibrating panties?
Rechargeable too? Yeah? Yeah? Uh? What are you bring it
down to Pittsford Mall and then just charge it next to the testas just right
in there, all right? I got it seas, I said forty eight,
I said thirty five sixty nine, going over finally, all right,
there you go. I think Seance is our winner. Though she's she's smart.
What are some of the other items that people could auction or been on?
Excuse me if non kinky items, non kinky items that could be used
for kinky things like a fruit basket, throw pillows. So we have so
Polydosia gave us a cooking class for up to four people. Oh that's kind
of cool. That's nice. So for Mexican cuisine. Yeah, so if
you want to like make a date, like make a date of it.
Yeah, Like if you want to learn how to be a better service submissive.
Oh and you can make certain foods. Yeah. Wow, we also
have I need the service just making me dinner at night. Do the dishes
pretty handy. I'm okay with do the dishes. Just feed me. I'll
do the dishes. It's like that episode of the Office where Dwight hires a
hooker. We're gonna get an hour's worth the workout of you, and she's
like filing paperwork exactly. And I'm from Rainbow Cameo, which is a local
place they gave us some beard oil. Oh, yeah, for Yeah,
that's a great thing. Yeah, that's nice if you have a beard.
There's a lot of people who oil their beer. Care of their beer.
You got to take care of your beard. Jeff Dale's got a great beard,
Yes he does. We also have just restraints and a couple different colors,
and we have oh, this one's a hold of her last year because
we didn't put it out, but we have a friend of our cast donated
a cast making kit. Oh so like a plaster cast. Yeah, so
you can make a penis or vagina cast or or your legs together so you
can't move. Oh she would use this and then as a bondage. Wow.
I didn't even think of that. You wouldn't find, would I see?
You would actually make a cast and then you couldn't move. Yeah,
wow, when that would that be fun? It could be Yeah, I
guess. So you get to be with the right person, right person?
Yes, they don't fall over. I always find this like when you're here,
just you realize how vanilla I am every time I open my mouth because
it is. It's weird. I can't wrap my head around it. I
wouldn't think of these things but yeah, that's why you do inclusive negotiations.
Yes, or exclusive negotiations you do. I want to do X, Y
and Z instead of I will do this, this and this or I will
do X Y and Z versus I won't do X, Y and Z or
A, B and C. You don't know how creative people can get.
Oh, yeah, because there was I think it was a reef the Rochester
Erotic Arts Festival. There was a class called Sadism from the head up or
the shoulders up or something like that, and they took a syringe full of
may naise right to the back of somebody's throat and then with sabbie up the
nose. Whoa, this is what they do at Guantanamo, Well waterboarding.
Waterboarding is a thing people do for fun too. Yeah, okay, not
stuff you would God bless her? Did you try. You wouldn't do any
of that, not the wasabi up the nose. Come on, it probably
doesn't hurt as bad as some of the things I've done. So what is
the most painful thing you did? Oh? Gosh, the show. I
think the first time I was doubly penetrated with a toy and a penis probably
the most painful thing I've ever done, doubly penetrated in different two and the
same thing. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. It
was intense. It was intense. Yeah. Yeah. Did you enjoy it
though a little bit? Was there a pleasure about it? Would you do
it again? I've done it again? You've done it again? Yeah?
Okay? And and like is there a certain size on the wold? Was
a dildo? Yeah? So does that? Are there? Are there specific
occasions? It was the one we had. I don't know, we use,
uh, like Tracy's dog. It's called Tracy Dog. It's so it's
has a penetrative heart and then has a clip sucker on it. Okay,
so it kind of goes in kind of like a you yeah, gotcha cut
one of those in the lake one day. They're an invasive species. Sometimes
it came over from Asia. I don't know what that is. Well,
seans It'll be September twenty third for the r K as the Rochester King Society
auction. It goes from eleven to four right there on Atlantic Avenue at Photo
City US A call, I keep why do I want to say? Grill?
Was there photos behind the old sticky lips. Yes, and it's right
down from rock boxing, is how I knew it. And you can go
over there. And I think our friend Doug Phelps maybe helping out. And
we'll give you Doug's number when we wrap up here. For Dan Barrello,
who joined us after having a few cocktails tonight. Wow, that was great.
For Kevin Muir, who feels a little dirty after putting the game together
a little, I'm mister vanilla vanilla nice, vanilla nice. We'll see him.
We'll see him monday. Oh Dad, we'll see him monday. To you mis