WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:04.360
Hang on, am I the only
one that got the email? Because it

2
00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:07.000
looked like I was the only one. Did you all get an email about

3
00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:11.160
April Fools? No? No,
no, they're trying to trick. It

4
00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:13.880
was just me? Then are they
trying to trick? It was an email

5
00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:20.160
to just me from our vice president
Nathan and our president, our regional president

6
00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:22.719
Michael. I'll look it up here
in a second, and it's and it

7
00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:28.960
said, hey, tomorrow's April first. Please no stupid stunts or oh no,

8
00:00:29.039 --> 00:00:32.439
that was just sent you to get
us. Look, and I didn't

9
00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:36.880
see like any other personality. Okay, stop, raise your hand in this

10
00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.039
room, Dave in the other room. Yes, who is famous for stupid

11
00:00:40.079 --> 00:00:45.119
April fools shokes? Are your hand? Oh? Johnny? Johnny, I

12
00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:47.920
did it in the past. That
may or may not you may or may

13
00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:53.479
not few, But my response was
perfect because I was, oh, yeah,

14
00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:57.520
it could have been a phishing thing. Idiot. Oh you just failed

15
00:00:57.560 --> 00:01:00.439
the IT department. You can reply
to an email, you just can't click

16
00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:07.040
on crap? Is that it who
took the forty five minute course on email

17
00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:11.200
phishing? I don't read emails seven
times, so I don't get I don't

18
00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:14.200
read my email, so I don't
know. So here's what I was fot.

19
00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:19.359
He set out uh it said,
uh, hey, tomorrow is April

20
00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:23.519
first. Please just a reminder,
don't do any stupid things or any stunts

21
00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:29.000
on the air. Thank you so
much, Nason and I responded back immediately

22
00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:33.599
and I said, sorry, everything
has been set in motion. I couldn't

23
00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:38.439
stop it now even if I wanted
to. Oh my, here's the problem.

24
00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:44.959
I thought. Okay, but when
people had a sense of humor,

25
00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:49.000
right April, Fool's jokes weren't bad. We did them all the time on

26
00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.719
the radio, right, But now
people don't have any sense of people don't

27
00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:59.000
have a sense of humor, so
those those jokes are now corporate wise.

28
00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:04.560
Is like, well, I will
say that I brought it in some delicious

29
00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:08.560
leftover cupcakes from our Easter dinner.
You did right out there on the table.

30
00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:13.680
Are they really? Oh yes?
Oh no no no no no no

31
00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:16.280
no no no no. Do not
go near them, John, don't go

32
00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:19.719
near them? Why not? Yeah? No, absolutely? What day is

33
00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:23.479
it? No, it's the day
after Easter. These were left over from

34
00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:25.919
the family dinner. Sure you bet. After you go first, let me

35
00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:30.080
guess the frosting is toothpaste. Now, can't go first, I told about

36
00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:36.280
training Manami Jones one cheat mel Manami, and that's it. So I can't

37
00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:38.639
out of a promise I made about
trainer. But you all enjoy these chocolate

38
00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:43.719
cupcakes. They're absolutely to die for. Let's get the engineering emphasis on for

39
00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:46.240
us. He'll he'll do that.
Oh yeah, we get Jimmy to do

40
00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:50.560
it. Yeah, he'll do it. I went to Easter vigil for the

41
00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.960
first time in my Catholic career.
I didn't realize it was a three hour

42
00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:57.639
mass. Oh well, what would
you do before that? We went to

43
00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:02.039
a dinner at HAI's right, let
me tell you the car it was about

44
00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:07.360
two hours. So, uh so
the three hour mass, it was neat

45
00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:13.159
its long. Yeah, what takes
three hours? You gotta go outside and

46
00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:15.439
the boy Scouts were already there and
they built a big fire and then I

47
00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:19.080
was like, what's the fire for? Then they handed out candles, so

48
00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:22.840
they turned all the lights off in
the church and then everyone has to light

49
00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:24.960
a candle. But you do it
to where somebody lights one candle and then

50
00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:29.400
it spreads back. Yeah, so
it takes We do it on Christmas Eve,

51
00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:31.919
okay, and then everybody walks in
with their candle and whatever. It's

52
00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:36.879
just kind of neat. But the
problem was they kept the lights down for

53
00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:39.000
an hour and a half of the
three hour. Guy, you gotta hold

54
00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:42.360
a candle, No, you blow
it out after a little while. But

55
00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:45.520
they kept the lights out even afterwards. And I was like, I'm gonna

56
00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:49.960
fall asleep here, dude, how
long was your nap? It's good,

57
00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:53.039
it's very reminiscent of the eclipse,
he said, three hours. Here's the

58
00:03:53.039 --> 00:03:57.520
thing. When you nap in those
places, you don't really know how long

59
00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:00.719
you were out. You don't know
if you like, if you do things

60
00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:05.639
in your sleep, right, Like
I tend to wake myself up when I

61
00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:09.000
do that. Do you do that? Do you do that? Yeah,

62
00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:12.319
wake myself up. Probably got you
probably got to sleep at me in all

63
00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:17.879
that could be all right. So
good Easter for everybody, by the way,

64
00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:20.720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dave, good Easter, yeap, grandkids.

65
00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:27.079
We hid ninety eggs all throughout the
arm my lord. We just went

66
00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:31.120
out and uh, we told all
the kids that we hid twenty eggs with

67
00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:34.480
money in them in the field behind
our house. Yeah, we didn't hide

68
00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:38.160
any eggs, We just watched them. We sued to watch them, look

69
00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.519
until the last one tired out and
go, here's five bucks. Terrible people,

70
00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:46.879
not terribly, terribly creative. It
is spring break for almost every school

71
00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:49.879
at Kentucky, Oldham County, Jefferson
County Catholic School, Jefferson County. All

72
00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.920
that so traffic was a breeze this
moment. Guess it was for all of

73
00:04:54.920 --> 00:05:00.240
the pictures of two people's knees on
Facebook. Look at the ocean. Never

74
00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:05.160
understood yet, person that took two
hot dogs. Here's my favorite my office

75
00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:14.560
today. You understand that all was
back in Ovar. Are like middle fingering

76
00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:17.399
your boat and I don't even hate
like those. You're looking for the middle

77
00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:23.560
finger emoji that you can put on
that right? Uh? You only you

78
00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:27.160
sent me four pictures this week?
Oh no, yes, and one of

79
00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:31.120
them was of your tuna steak.
Yes and and delicious. That's what I'm

80
00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:33.600
telling you. I gotta get it. I'm gonna give you the recipe for

81
00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:38.199
it. Man. I never thought
about tuna steak being different than the tuna

82
00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:43.480
in the cans. It's shared tunaesame, shared sesame. Okay, I'm gonna

83
00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:46.720
do that, all right. So
the eclipse is getting closer you like the

84
00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:49.759
other three pictures. No, I
did not. I didn't even bring you

85
00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:54.319
bring up the other three. You
gotta admit it looked depressive. You know

86
00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:58.879
why I put the top head on
it didn't it look dressy? Admit it?

87
00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.959
Okay, Yeah it was creative.
Yeah it was creative. This is

88
00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:05.839
one of those times I'm glad I'm
not on his photo shirt list. Hey,

89
00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:09.319
with him and his little tucks and
hat, he could have went to

90
00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:14.759
a ball emphasis on little boy to
a ball. Well, first, let's

91
00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:16.759
get to this. So the story
comes out of okay, why over the

92
00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:23.519
weekend, the car that caused the
wreck that forced the truck off the second

93
00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:29.519
street was a stalled electric car because
it ran out of energy, ran out

94
00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:32.079
of juice. In the middle of
the there's old ladies and electric cars.

95
00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:35.600
She runs out of battery power,
Like, what are the odds you run

96
00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:40.879
out of that? So she goes
but I did have a backup battery to

97
00:06:40.920 --> 00:06:46.879
put on my hazards and I'm like, oh, okay, great. So

98
00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:50.160
she's stalled because the damn electric car
ran out of charge. So she gets

99
00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:56.240
hit and gets knocked out. I
don't know how how long I'm out.

100
00:06:56.319 --> 00:06:59.800
She goes but I come to and
look out the window and the truck is

101
00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:03.079
over the side of the day.
She got h you got a car?

102
00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:09.639
The pickup truck guy that was weaving
through traffic tower smacked the back of the

103
00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:13.720
electric vehicle. Yeah, and then
swerved and swerved into the path of that

104
00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:16.920
eighteen wheeler, causing it to veer
and go off the So what's the move

105
00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:19.480
for the eighteen wheeler? Just go
ahead and plow into him. I mean,

106
00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:24.199
if you're on a bridge, right
the truck, Yes, because you

107
00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:28.720
gotta You've got more masks than they
do. The problem with the second Street

108
00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:30.199
bridge is that it's narrow. It
i was built in nineteen twenty seven,

109
00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.360
so it's smaller than anything else.
But that is That's the first thing I

110
00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:38.120
thought. What's the play? Do
you just pile into the guy or do

111
00:07:38.199 --> 00:07:42.879
you swerve? Now I'm the guy
that doesn't swerve for squirrels. If man,

112
00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:50.079
stupid little squirrelless, that's heartless.
Squirrels are people too, Man,

113
00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:54.360
swerve your four thousand pound cars.
I have been known to do that.

114
00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:58.560
If there's a girl scout selling Girl
Scouts in the corner there and you swerve

115
00:07:58.639 --> 00:08:01.439
because of a squirrel, and you
run away over. She shouldn't have been

116
00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:05.160
so close to the road. Yeah, what she shouldn't. She needs to

117
00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.800
send her to throw over. Why
is she loitering going on people's houses.

118
00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:15.199
Let's get back to excuse me.
She said she didn't realize when she swore

119
00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.720
too. She did not realize,
she said, took her a couple of

120
00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.399
minutes to realize that the truck was
part of the accident, that you know

121
00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:24.759
she had been involved in that I
didn't cause the truck. She didn't know.

122
00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:26.000
She didn't know. It's weird that
y'all bring that up, because while

123
00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:31.800
I was coming in this morning,
I couldn't help but think after that Semi

124
00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:37.000
goes over the bridge and it's opened
like eight hours later, is everything really

125
00:08:37.039 --> 00:08:41.639
all all good? I mean,
well, they've got two lanes closed now

126
00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:45.399
and repairing the other two lanes.
So I don't live in Indiana saying to

127
00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:50.080
worry about it. So, but
if you want to get to the path

128
00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:54.679
of totality, what's funny is is
this? You know? So I bring

129
00:08:54.720 --> 00:09:00.639
this up at Easter yesterday, and
I'm trying not to political, but I

130
00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:01.559
said, hey, did you know
that they was an electric car? And

131
00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:09.480
it spawned forty five minutes of why
why electric cars are dumb? If there

132
00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:13.039
wasn't one person who went yeah,
but I was like, not one.

133
00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:16.919
So I don't know where that all
is going. So okay, so nowhere.

134
00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:24.200
Uh. The Career Journal Marina Johnson
Career Journal has an article on eclipse

135
00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:28.440
sickness. Is it real that there's
anxiety that the eclipse is coming? Is

136
00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.759
that? Could? Could that be
a real thing? And I said,

137
00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:35.919
is there anything that doesn't cause anxiety
in this country anymore? For what?

138
00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:39.320
For one of us might be anxious? Dave, because it gets dark in

139
00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:45.720
the middle of the day. I
was walking through Kroger yesterday and there's like

140
00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:52.080
a little an end cap. His
cardboard has got a bunch of cardboard class.

141
00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:56.159
Yeah, but they they look thin. They look like the old three

142
00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.519
D glasses you wear. Don't me
much. You just need that blocker room.

143
00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.919
So am I to believe these thin
little paper things will allow you to

144
00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:07.039
look at the instead of like a
welding mass. They worked for me last

145
00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:09.039
time. Granted I did have to
go by twitch. And while you're saying

146
00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:15.480
that I'm fine, by the way, don't do this. There were emergency

147
00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:20.879
rooms around the country for the last
eclipse, people would take SPF whatever sunscreen

148
00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:24.600
on their eyeballs so they could look
directly at the sun, or so they

149
00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:35.159
thought of seventy or above. Probably
you never understood the pocal hole in the

150
00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:39.600
cardboard so you could see the thing
on the ground. I did that in

151
00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:43.399
the third grade one. Okay,
but what I don't understand. You look

152
00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:46.679
in a little circle from the pinhole
on the ground and then you watch it

153
00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.279
kind of go away. It's stupid, but it's it was the way they

154
00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.799
came up with people back in the
day, back when we were all little

155
00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:56.159
kids, to not look directly at
the eclipse but still get to see it.

156
00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:01.919
That's what's the perfect way for our
teacher on the clips without actually getting

157
00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:09.480
all off suddenly beginning to feel like
I'm getting eclipse anxiety. Yeah yeah,

158
00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:20.039
oh, what day doesn't have total
totality? Please come to order, all

159
00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:24.720
right? Well, Indianapolis is on
a fantastic role with downtown shooting. They're

160
00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:30.279
trying to pretend to be Louisville as
well. Seven children were shot Saturday,

161
00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:35.559
around eleven thirty children, seven children
between twelve and seventeen on Saturday night.

162
00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:41.639
They still have no idea what the
hell happened? End up seven kids in

163
00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:46.080
the hospital. That's the third weekend
in a row for a mass shooting downtown

164
00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:52.399
Indianapolis. Congratulations, guys trying to
top Louisville. You're doing a good job

165
00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:56.320
at it. They want to beat
us. They don't want to beat us.

166
00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.840
They want to beat us. Yes, uh so, we all obviously

167
00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:03.559
for all the kids down there,
starting to ask why. Man, at

168
00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.039
some point, was it like a
park? Where was this? Now?

169
00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:09.559
No, in the Search City circle? Do you know where the big statue

170
00:12:09.639 --> 00:12:13.159
is in the center. I'm sure
it happened during a time where nobody should

171
00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:15.559
be down there, Like I don't
know, three o'clock in the afternoon on

172
00:12:15.639 --> 00:12:18.080
Sunday. It was eleven thirty at
night on a Saturday night. Well,

173
00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:22.519
I'm just saying some other kids they
know. Still, yeah, I don't

174
00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:26.360
know. So all right. So
Travis and Jason Kelsey's podcast. Right,

175
00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:33.679
So they're doing a tour. They're
going to Knippert Stadium. They're charging My

176
00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.200
name's Frank Knippert. I'm here to
check your own there they are. They're

177
00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:41.600
charging one hundred bucks a ticket and
it's sold out. That's because they think

178
00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:48.759
there's a bunch of everyone thinks that
she's going to show up, right,

179
00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.559
but the Jason's wife will be there, like, oh, man, right,

180
00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:58.120
one hundred bucks for you? Sorry, I disrespect. So people are

181
00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:05.080
paying one hundred dollars to go see
Travis and Jason Kelsey's live podcast recording in

182
00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:09.240
the stadium, hoping, right,
there's a hundred bucks, Maybe she shows

183
00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:15.519
up exactly, it's gonna be a
bunch of girls and all the topics are

184
00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:18.840
going above their head. Now,
don't get me wrong, their podcast is

185
00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.200
awesome and they are great. I
love the two, But man, who's

186
00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:28.000
paying one hundred bucks to watch two
guys record a podcast? Oh my gosh,

187
00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:31.840
I'll always have my press credentials to
get in. Can they have music

188
00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.200
on their podcast? Probably not?
Well? Probably did you? Oh and

189
00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:37.039
by the way, my brother in
law was like, hey, man,

190
00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:41.919
listen to podcast. It's really weird
without the music. Yes, and he

191
00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:46.200
goes please, keep saying what the
music is for? Like whatever, just

192
00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:48.879
sort of know what the hell it
is? All right, Well, it's

193
00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:52.440
got a better camera, Dave,
so he can take pictures of his food

194
00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.240
and not just like last night,
you have an apple? You have an

195
00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:00.000
apple, Dave? Ye? I
have an old iPhone eight. Yeah,

196
00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:03.519
I want stated girl, I had
an Adam's Apple. Did you try to

197
00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.480
kill yourself with an electric razer the
next day? No? She was wonderful

198
00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.679
she Whenever I would question it,
she would put her finger up against my

199
00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:18.039
lips and she would say, don't
think just fuel. People are now just

200
00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:22.519
getting to kill yourself with an electric
grazer. She was a very generous love.

201
00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:26.080
That was the core of the problem. Okay, you've seen the new

202
00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:31.440
Apple uh tags? Apple tag?
I got one? Oh yeah, yeah,

203
00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.480
I haven't seen about heard about people
like you put one on your wife.

204
00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:37.919
I put them on my backpack,
right. Yeah. So every time

205
00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:41.440
I get separated from my backpack,
it'll send me a text message and gay

206
00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:46.200
say, hey, you are separating
for your backpack. It's so and so

207
00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:50.679
feet away from you or whatever.
I can't think of anything but outside my

208
00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:54.799
dog. I would be interested in
tracking wallet. Well, yeah, there's

209
00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:58.639
nothing in it. The credit cards
is canceled. You know, because you

210
00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:03.360
love going to the D and V
so much to get another license? Oh

211
00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:07.360
why don't you? Well, because
I was they moved so fast. Well,

212
00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:09.919
you're right, some people look at
you. I'm not stealing his wallet.

213
00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.600
Still that God's wall, not steal
that. So you got an airtax.

214
00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:18.399
So this air tag. So uh, it's pretty neat stuff. It's

215
00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:22.200
a pretty neat little thing because it's
better than just those little plastic they used

216
00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:26.720
to call them squares or pods or
something like that. So uh a still

217
00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:28.960
that gos Wald not still that.
So you got an airtax. So this

218
00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.039
air tag. So uh, it's
pretty neat stuff. It's a pretty neat

219
00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:37.519
little thing because it's better than just
those little plastic they used to call them

220
00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:41.399
squares or pods or something like that. So uh a myth. In Memphis,

221
00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:48.960
a woman's she air tagged her Bible. Mister, she was a carjacking

222
00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:54.240
victim after someone ran into her car. What a tactic. Uh. Fortunately

223
00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:58.519
three firefighters were nearby who witnessed the
whole thing go down. But they help,

224
00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:03.039
so they called police. Okay.
Later that night, she received a

225
00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:07.559
notification from her iPhone that the car
was nearby. Oh that's how she got

226
00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:12.000
her car back, was the Hello, the air tag in the Bible was

227
00:16:12.080 --> 00:16:17.279
in the car. That's how she
found her car. The carjackers had ripped

228
00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:22.120
out the rearview mirror to disable her
bluetooth blue Link car finder system. So

229
00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:26.960
they thought they were smart. Ha
ha, God was smarter. Wait,

230
00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:30.399
but they can't seem to find the
total path of totality. Please engage the

231
00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:37.600
Bluetooth of totality technology technology. They
were unaware that Hughes has an air tag

232
00:16:37.639 --> 00:16:40.919
placed in her bible in the car, which is how she knew the car

233
00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:44.240
had eventually been taken to the city
impound lot. Somebody told it. I

234
00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:48.120
guess. Unfortunately, the thieves made
her only key and it's going to cost

235
00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.600
her. This is the thing about
keys today. If you have to replace

236
00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.399
your key, it's hundreds of dollars. Have you ever gotten into a car

237
00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:57.679
and looked at it and said,
how do I start this? Yes?

238
00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:02.639
Oh I know, I have my
mom a car. It's it's a it's

239
00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:04.680
like a button. Yeah, well
mine's a button. Put your foot on

240
00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:08.599
the gas to break. And then
what about the gear shift? Her gear

241
00:17:08.599 --> 00:17:14.079
shift is in the console and it's
a knob that you turn from the weirdest

242
00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:18.039
ones And I think they got rid
of this model was when you took the

243
00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:22.759
little key whatever fob and you pushed
it into the button thing where and the

244
00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:27.359
key went inside your car? What's
the word about that and then the car

245
00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:34.240
would start. We had a pretty
good system put the Seriously, do any

246
00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:37.799
guys have a relative or somebody's car
that you had to drive where they take

247
00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:42.200
the gear shift off the steering column
and they make a little circle, a

248
00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:47.319
little knob that's right here on the
console. Yeah, it's weird. That's

249
00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:49.839
how Susan is. And my mother
in law has like buttons on her desh

250
00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:55.440
like park reverse. Yeah, it's
it's just more things to break. Yeah,

251
00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:57.400
it's more things to screw up,
because I'm looking at you know,

252
00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:03.960
like, well, hopefully they'll track
these thieves and a holes down, yes,

253
00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:07.319
and releasing the air tag in the
Bible in Memphis, the old air

254
00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:11.200
tag and the Bible routine. That's
right. Well, if you watch The

255
00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:15.400
Price is Right. God, it's
been going on for decades, fifty years,

256
00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:21.160
this thing. So if you're in
business for fifty years filming I don't

257
00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:27.039
know, five shows, a price
is wrong, I guess you got to

258
00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:33.160
have a plan and be prepared for
any situation. A recent interview with a

259
00:18:33.200 --> 00:18:40.519
former producer revealed The Price Is Right
has a contingency plan for just about anything

260
00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:45.799
when it happens with the contestants including
what to do in case a contestant gets

261
00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:52.920
extra excited and wets his or hers
pants. What it's called a towel.

262
00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:56.720
Right, it happens. Yes,
yes, they get so excited money they

263
00:18:56.720 --> 00:19:03.160
pee themselves. Yes. Oh,
here's the contingency they plan they have for

264
00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:07.240
when this happens. Backstage, there's
curtains. There's also a blow dryer and

265
00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:12.640
lots of pairs of different sizes of
sweatpants. That's where they will dry the

266
00:19:12.680 --> 00:19:18.640
pants for the contest and put them
back on. It's only happened one time,

267
00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:22.440
but it was cut out of the
final of the show. You know

268
00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:30.279
where I found this story, by
the way, People magazine. Seriously,

269
00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:33.960
it was in People. We were
backstage once with the Ozzi. Yeah,

270
00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:40.599
oh this is right, and there
is a guy now. I don't know

271
00:19:40.599 --> 00:19:41.680
if they did. I don't know
if they do it anymore. I just

272
00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:48.680
know that in the nineteen nineties they
still do they do. Ozzie is like

273
00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:52.839
a savant, so he can't communicate
when he's not on stage, but he

274
00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:56.440
walks on stage. He knows every
lyric and sings it to perfection, but

275
00:19:56.599 --> 00:20:00.160
he's incontinent when he comes to He
doesn't know. He just himself. So

276
00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:04.279
there's a guy on the side of
the stage that has a bucket and his

277
00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:10.039
only job is full of water.
And his only job is if Ozzy doesn't

278
00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:14.079
happen every concert, but sometimes Ozzy
will just go the bathroom in his pants.

279
00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:19.279
That's a that's a pisser. This
guy's job is to run out and

280
00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:25.440
throw the water on Ozzy, so
he kind of mixes in so people don't

281
00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:30.640
notice that Ozzy pete himself. Would
you rather be bucket man or Michael Jackson's

282
00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:37.720
umbrella holder? The book had been
I'd rather hang with Ozzy get out of

283
00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:47.799
a hundred. This is Bob when
you push him. Hey, you got

284
00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:53.680
any nieces or nephew? What's your
name? Tony? Can I buy you?

285
00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:56.000
No, you cannot buy me.
Oh, there's always a price,

286
00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:00.880
Actually there is. I won't there's
a number. There's a price. Yeah,

287
00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:07.000
there is. The Franks, the
a hose pulled on Easter Easter pranksters.

288
00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:11.599
Yeah, I like these. I
might have to incorporate some of these

289
00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:19.319
next year. Hiding beautifully painted eggs
that are actually raw. That's good.

290
00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:23.200
Oh, isn't that great? That's
not bad? Okay? Are they you're

291
00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:26.640
doing this to kids? Yes,
yeah, that's great. Right, look

292
00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.799
them get their hopes up, right? Why get your hopes up on Easter

293
00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.720
Sunday? Right, exactly, it's
not about a good lesson to learn,

294
00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:37.440
right, that's right. Even on
Easter there's jerk faces like Dwight winding.

295
00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.079
Of course there is I'm three hundred
and sixty five days a year, baby.

296
00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:48.480
Okay, oh I did this when
yesterday getting kids to hunt for eggs

297
00:21:48.039 --> 00:21:52.480
that you never hid. Okay,
go out in that field. There's about

298
00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:56.039
seventy eggs. Some of them have
quarters. Someone got five dollar bills.

299
00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:00.359
They just watch the little AHLs run
around turning rocks over. It's a hoot.

300
00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:03.720
Some of us are keeping an eye
on the smaller kid that's not getting

301
00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:07.480
any eggs, and the bigger kids
are knocking them around trying to get eggs.

302
00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:08.319
So you want what you do is
you kind of get out there and

303
00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:11.000
even the odds for them, right, because we're looking out for the little

304
00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:15.799
kids. Dwight and the rest of
the crowd are hiding rocks painted is,

305
00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:22.160
yes, eggs sometimes dog poop.
We like to heckle the ones that can't

306
00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:26.400
find any eggs, right, you
guys, suck, you suck. It's

307
00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:30.240
a damn egg. And hey,
hey, green pants kid, would you

308
00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:33.200
pee yourself out? Green pants kid? You suck. I guess you're gonna

309
00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:37.799
have to go buy your own candy. And I only got two eggs.

310
00:22:38.599 --> 00:22:45.400
Put all the Easter eggs, this
is a good one. Put all the

311
00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:52.240
Easter eggs in high spots where the
little Jermy ass fingers can't reach. Jeremy

312
00:22:52.359 --> 00:22:56.119
ass fingers is not in the story. That's a band name though, Jeremy,

313
00:22:56.160 --> 00:23:03.920
Oh it is. Don't let me
forget that Jermy fingers. Now you

314
00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:08.200
know what stall I got a lot
of band name and it depends how you

315
00:23:08.279 --> 00:23:15.039
say it, Jeremy ass fingers or
Jeremy ass fingers. Okays, it takes

316
00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:18.920
on a different meaning. Anybody know
the last Jeremy ass fingers. So some

317
00:23:19.000 --> 00:23:22.160
band will be famous twenty years from
now they'll be like, how did you

318
00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:26.079
get the band name? It?
We would drive into Louke Tilke. We're

319
00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:29.920
going to see Gash, going to
go see gaff. It was this morning

320
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:34.720
show with the three mentally handicapped.
Hey fellows, anybody want to guess the

321
00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:40.960
last the last band name before Jeremy
ass Fingers. I don't remember. It

322
00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:44.960
was Tony's looking on, I think, oh, what is it? What

323
00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:47.799
is It's like watching a monkey use
a tool for the first time. Feet

324
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:53.480
of a whore. Yeah, here's
another one. Take a catberry egg.

325
00:23:53.960 --> 00:24:00.200
Yeah, you split it into really
carefully, scoop out the filling. You

326
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:04.960
refill it with mayonnaise or crystal that
always makes sure it's Duke's mayonnaise is the

327
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:08.200
best manaise in the world, so
disgusting. Press it back together. Then

328
00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:12.279
you just take a hot knife,
a warm knife, and you go ahead

329
00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:17.079
and reseal the chocolate, re wrap
it up and put it in the child's

330
00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:19.119
easter basket. Didn't you get Mike
Grosso with something like this? Yeah,

331
00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:26.920
here's here's what I did. I
got Mike Grosser, yea our company president.

332
00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:30.799
Here's what I did. I took
Oreos and I split him apart,

333
00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:33.480
and I scraped out all the white
filling. Then I went up to the

334
00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:37.880
drug store and I thought, what
is the grossest toothpaste I could find?

335
00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:45.240
I found one that was uh mint
peroxide, had peroxide in it. So

336
00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.440
I refilled all the oreoles, put
them in the package, and I didn't

337
00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:51.799
tell anybody to eat him. I
just set them right next to my desk

338
00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:56.240
where we put donuts and cookies that
people could chair from the sales department.

339
00:24:56.359 --> 00:25:00.480
That's irrelevant, that's irrelevant. I
just put them on the cab that next

340
00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.119
to my desk, and people started
and who walks by an oreo right,

341
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:10.359
not very many people that day,
no clearing, our company president, my

342
00:25:10.519 --> 00:25:17.160
direct manager, my program director.
Problem was the old man eight several Mike

343
00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:21.000
Grosso comes over, he bites into
it, starts talking to me, and

344
00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:25.400
he finishes. He goes, that
tasted weird. He puts another one.

345
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:29.240
Yeah, complain about the taste.
And the guy goes through like eight of

346
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:33.920
these. So about a half hour
later, I start talking. He talks

347
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:37.839
to me. He's flops wedding.
Yeah, I mean he was just wasn't

348
00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:41.960
his ass off? He goes,
I really don't feel that good. I

349
00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:45.000
said, what's wrong, Mike,
I'm kind of sick. So I was

350
00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:49.559
leaving almost killed a former All American
basketball players. So on my Facebook I

351
00:25:49.559 --> 00:25:52.400
had posted what I did and somebody
said, hey, a ho, you

352
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:56.720
can kill somebody with perox at.
It correct. So then I'll look it

353
00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:59.759
up on the internet and he starts
panicking. Yeah, so good thing.

354
00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:03.480
He was the giant and then he
starts flop sweating. I start flopsw so

355
00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:07.359
his gross oula is flop sweating,
fat Dwyet's flop sweating. So I called

356
00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:11.079
the poison Control Center. How I
say, I did this because now I'm

357
00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:14.240
implicated, right, I said,
hey, how does it work? And

358
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:19.759
some aho filled uh oreoles with peroxide
toothpaste? Am I any danger? And

359
00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:26.440
she said how much you weigh?
I've set up and and she said,

360
00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:32.079
did you eat the entire tube?
I said no. She goes, there're

361
00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:33.599
no danger, because I thought,
for sure, Oh my gosh, I

362
00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:38.160
killed the guy. If he gets
like some kind of peroxide poison, I

363
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:41.359
guess my only move then would be
show up to the funeral and go get

364
00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:47.799
it. Get it what I get
it? Lots of pasta, lots of

365
00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:52.400
pasta. Louisville dot com. Have
you tried the butternut squash ravioli, dave,

366
00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:56.079
I have not tried that. When
Becky has and she loves it.

367
00:26:56.160 --> 00:27:02.720
Oh my gosh, the herb and
cheese tort she loves one too. How

368
00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:07.480
about the Italian sausage ravioli that I've
had and I love it? Jo,

369
00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:11.079
you want to make your own raveo
and that pain. Oh it really is.

370
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.519
It really is. So go to
lots of Aposta you won't regret at

371
00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:18.200
thirty seven seventeen election and wrote in
the Art of Saint Matthew so much to

372
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:22.720
choose from, including twenty two different
types of breads. Are you guys gonna

373
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:25.640
need to go to the restaurant anytime
soon? Yeah? Get it in now.

374
00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:29.400
I just got a text from Ciman
Johnny, Hey, the Eastern cupcakes.

375
00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:32.480
We're delicious, Dwhite, Thanks,
Oh boy, you do