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Hello from Boise, Idaho. This
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All right, well, our series
of Christmas specials comes to a close with

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this episode of The Saint. So
we skip ahead to December the twenty fourth

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of nineteen fifty and the episode Santa
Claus Is No Saint. The Adventures of

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the Saint starring Vincent Price. The
Saint, based on characters created by Leslie

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Charteris and known to millions from books, magazines, and motion pictures, The

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Robinhood of Modern Crime now comes transcribed
to radio, starring Hollywood's brilliant and talented

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actor Vincent Price as the Saint.
Come in him, mister temple a r

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ready in a minute. Hey wait
you see my cat? I gave it

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a bed for Christmas? Well congratulations. Look, I don't want to rush

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you, but if you don't hurry, Christmas Eve's gonna be already Christmas morning.

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And what'll all in pots think?
Ah? They will be thinking and

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yure fortunate. However, all I
have to do now is get my whiskers.

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Huh there? How do I look, mister Templar. If I didn't

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know you was mister Templar, I
wouldn't know who you were. M Louis,

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don't I look like Santa Claus?
This may come as a surprise to

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you, mister Temple, Santa Claus
is fat. Oh you are not the

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fat. Oh well, hand me
that cushion from the couch. Huh okay

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here, yeah, thank you?
Now then how's that now? Say ho

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ho ho? What for? Santa
Claus has always say ho ho ho oh?

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I see, well, anyway,
you look like Santa Claus. Hey,

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mister Temple, whose ideal Missus winterbottoms? Oh, the name who annoys

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tots on Christmas Eve? Missus Winterbottom
is a very well known philanthropist, and

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every Christmas Eve she collects hundreds of
small children and feeds them. Yeah yeah,

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who feeds them the rest of the
year. Don't be bitter, Louis.

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At least I ought to give the
little tots a laugh. Yeah yeah,

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And I suppose there is something to
be said for Missus Winterbottom. I

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won't say it now, Oh worry. There's something to be said for Santy

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Claus too. He does go around
filling stocky. I know, a blonde

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shouldn't say that either. No,
someone at the door, No, would

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you mind? No, it's probably
one of them tots. Correction, it's

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a top. Twenty years later,
I'm already back up thanks, now reach

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gents. You know that gun in
her hand looks loaded. Now that you

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may reach the chandelier. Okay,
why not no chandelier? Oh a wise

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guy? Huh. If you're going
to shoot me, I insist on knowing

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your name, Just call me Sally, Sally and your last name? Never

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mind, that's how would you like
to get plugged in the in the bread

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basket? Where? Let's pass lightly
over that. I wouldn't like to get

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plugged anywhere? And shut up?
All right? Where is it right down

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the hall? Are you trying to
be smart? Not especially so it's going

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to be like that. Huh.
Likewise, now you listen to me,

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fats boiling, you shut up too, I didn't say anything. Well,

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shut up anyway, I'm shutting up. What was I saying? You just

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finished calling me fats boiling? That's
right, that's wrong. I'm not fat

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spoiling. Huh. Well it helps
keep the conversation looks fat. Are you

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going to stop stalling and hand over
the stuff or well I have to shoot

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since I am not fat boiling,
and since I have no stuff to hand

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over, I'm afraid you have to
shoot, mister Temple. That could be

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fatal you keep quiet? Punk?
Who's a punk? You're a punk?

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It's the temple of a punk where
Sally is just a little confused this evening

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or not? You shouldn't shut up. I am not falling. You were

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just about to shoot me? Well, I know, but ten you blea?

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Oh I'm sorry. I can't stand
the side of blood. Why don't

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you strangle Louis? Don't be unkind
It seems to be the doorbell again.

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No way, It's very impolite to
keep people waiting. But I must have

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been followed here, Sally. Look, stop illustrating a point with that gun.

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It might go off. I don't
care, But then I bleed.

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Where can I go? I got
hide? Well try the kitchen. Oh,

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come on, he in it's open
house tonight. Well, well,

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my old pal fat, I am
not oiling, although I'm beginning to waiver.

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Perhaps I am simon the split personality. Who are you, Joe Hudson?

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You'll remember your old pal, Hudson
Hudson, Well, I must have

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you look like a hornet, but
your lines aren't as night. Look if

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i'm your old pal, why don't
I know you? Oh that's easy.

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We never met personally? How else
can you meet. Ignore that. But

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if we haven't met personally or otherwise, how can I be your pal?

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Oh? I was just being friendly. Besides, you got something for me.

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I have a great little kidder.
Ain't your fads any poll? No,

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I feel better. I'm a pal
too. Look, I wish I

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deserved your delighted choice. We'll just
let me have the stuff and then I'll

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get tough again. What stuff?
Am I gonna have trouble with you?

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The door behind you is open.
Why don't you use it in that way?

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Nobody will have any trouble. I'll
use it. I'll use it after

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what So that's like that? Huh? Ever see one of these before.

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I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. But the answer is yes, I

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have good good then you know how
it works. It shoots bullets of guys.

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Guys who get bullet shot at them
have a habit of dying. Really,

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and then perhaps you better not shoot
that gun me. I won't so

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give me so I ain't got well
that is I that is, you ain't

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got factual basic, I ain't a
patient man. Hand the stuff over,

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or I don't have any stuff,
or you get shot. I'd bled who

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cares I do. I hoped you
might. However, this could be a

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stall, this could be trouble.
So if you can't shoot him, why

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not? It's against the law.
I read it in the papers. It's

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against the law. Yeah, yeah, I believe you. Oh so that's

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okay. Yeah, but I like
doing things against the law. Oh well,

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you could go to jail. I
already been there, well for shooting

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somebody. That they'll hang you or
something. If somebody told him, well

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I would, it would euh,
I would. So maybe i'd better shoot

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you first. Well, I wouldn't
want to deprive mister templar of the privilege.

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Well, fats, that's your last
chance. Oh not that phrase.

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Also, I still don't know.
It looks like I'm gonna break a law.

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Hey, who did that? You
did? Your dog? I did

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not this. Here is a plan, but you won't get away with it,

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good guy, mister Hudson. It's
the temple who made with the artillery.

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He must have been Sally. She's
in the kitchen. She can stay

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there and she saved our lives.
Louis. Yeah, but maybe by now

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she's found out she likes to shoot
gun. That's hope, not he it

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was nice of you to frighten mister
Hudson, off, I did you did?

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I didn't shoot anybody. No,
so glad I've got her yourself cold.

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Come up, put around the couch. Oh it's a little late,

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but somebody ought to mention. She
is not a bad looking dish. You've

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mentioned it. M looking for smelling
sauce in her bed. No identification.

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He's a driver's license. Her name
is Sally Walter's address forty nine. Pardon

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drive ye, social security card.
She's the secretary. That's what I need.

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Take it back. If she's coming
to better put the bag back.

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If we keep the gun now,
there's still some bullets in it. No,

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we don't want her to know we
went through her bag. We're ashamed

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of ourselves. We're going to pay
her a visit. She ain't home,

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but she will be after she leaves
here, and then perhaps we can find

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out what keeps the home fires burning. Sally was in kind of a hurry

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leaving us, so she was.
Mister templar, don't look right, Santa

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Claus. Chasing nor blunt. I'm
not chasing her technicalities will get you no

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place. Hey, this must be
it forty nine? What is she a

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secretary of the Treasury. I suspect
this is where she works. Lewis works

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over time, huh and probably sleeps
in. Come on, I hope that

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nobody is speaking, because I'll think
Santa Claus is off schedule. I think

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perhaps I can manage that the works. Yeah. Ouch, now you look

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like an implastic with you ring lily. Okay, you know this is the

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type house I gotta feel in Santa
Claus. I'll have to use the Serbon

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central. Uh. Yes, I'm
Simon Templar. You are, I am.

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There's nothing I can do about it. Mm mister Temple, all Butler's

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are like him. I doubted.
I think he's been practicing haw hawe.

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Well good night, then, I
think not. Would you mind removing your

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shoe from the door? I would
you might at least have shined it for

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who? No one, madam?
Oh, but such an interesting looking now

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one, Santa Claus, you've lost
your whiskers. I haven't there right here

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in my pocket. Nai. Actually, my name is Simon Templar, I'm

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color. This is Lewis. Hi
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the peasants type? Did you want
to see me? Now that I've seen

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you. Yes, welcome in here. Thank you, Madam Humphrey go away,

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Yes, Madam Humphrey is such a
problem sometimes, shall we nice?

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M Yeah, fire in the fireplace, books on the bookselves, port in

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that decady, Yes, would you
like some? No, thank you.

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I just wanted to be sure the
accessories were all correct. Someday maybe I'll

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find some other wine besides port in
the decado. I dream, Simon,

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are you the one who found them? It's beginning again? Found what my

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jewels? Of course, have there
been lost? Simon? They were stolen?

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You know that, don't you should? I I've heard of the Saints,

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Simon. I didn't know it was
also a Santa Claus. Oh,

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it's a fleeting impulse. When were
you a duel? Stolen this afternoon?

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You see, Claude, my husband, that is, bought me them for

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Christmas. Santa Claude, louis sorry. We decided to have the party this

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afternoon. We thought it'd be nice
to have a quiet eve, so we

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did. The jewels were in quite
a large box, there were quite a

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lot of them, and Claude hired
of Santa Claus. But before the party

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was over, Santa Claus had disappeared, so with the jewels. There must

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have been some precaution. Oh,
there were several detectives, but the Santa

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Claus that he was going out to
get some mayor while the party was on.

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He never came back, but he
didn't have the jewels on him.

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The box was locked, and it
was too large for the detectives not to

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have noticed. I see the name
of the man hired to play Santa Claus

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was of course Fat Spoiler. And
who may you be, Claude? This

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is Simon, Templar and Louis.
I know neither of them. Snoops,

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obviously get rid of them. Claude
likes behavior as though he were an emperor.

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On occasion, the box wasn't found
anywhere in the house. The jewel

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box. Now the jewels were in
sewing. Naturally, there's none of your

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affair I to speak to earlier.
You should never have let you in.

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I let them in. So now
he's going to speak Seville to her.

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We'll go quietly, except mister Worth. What is Fat's boiling's address? I

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have no idea. Good night,
good night, Simon, and I'm sorry,

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so am, I I'll show you
out. Thank you? Whoa whoa,

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whoa, whoa whoa pronounced Carla word. Yeah, what do we doing

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now, Santa Claus? We get
into your nice clean cab and hey,

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wait a minute, Joe, Now
we're going to find out what became of

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Sally Simon. Well, good evening, Salim. I overheard Fat's address is

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seventeen Beale Street. I've got to
get right back to the house before anybody

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noticed it. Goodbye, an awful
short visitor, but long enough. Now

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we're gonna visit mister Boyle. I
think so. I hope he ain't so

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handy with a gun as the rest
of his characters. Maybe he may not

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be. Now I'm all cheered up, but there's one thing I'm sure he

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isn't. What's that fang? Quite
a change from the Whit's dump. Now

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this is a dump, and mister
Boyling would seem to be shy. Mister

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Templar, you said something about the
one thing he wouldn't be with Fat?

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Why because he was called Fats?
Not exactly. Maybe I'm worried. Eh

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the door was open. Yes,
maybe that means our boyd has flown.

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Maybe come man, that's going okay. I ain't usually so poetical, but

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the lights on. Yes, and
the room looks funny, looks like a

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hurry hurricane came to stay for dinner
and remained for six months. Somebody was

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looking for a jewel box, and
someone obviously didn't find it. The extent

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of the search indicates that nothing was
left untouched. It's a funny smell in

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this room. You know, a
couple of funny smells. Yeah, one's

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perfume and the other gun powder.
Huh, gun batter. That's why I

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ain't been looking behind any pieces of
furniture. It really wasn't very far of

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the cluing. Huh, he's behind
the day bed. Fats, Fats,

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Louis. Hein't doing so good.
He's dead, and Louis, yeah,

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he wasn't fat. Mister Templar,
Yes, Louis. We're being followed since

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since we got a boiling's place.
It's interesting Louis stopped the cab. It'll

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make it easier for wherever's following.
That's exactly what I want, even on

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Christmas Eve. If this shouldn't happen, Now what Now we get out,

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don't look behind you, start walking. Here is a nice longly stream.

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Everybody else's home hanging up stockings.
I wouldn't mind hanging up stockings myself.

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I who do you think it is? I think it's our friend Hudson.

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Oh, I just lost five pounds. You mean the guy that was chasing

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Sally who was all ready to shoot
us until she made the explosion? Need

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remind her? Oh? You think
he wants some money or all life?

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Possibly? What kind of an answer
is that you hear? Quickly? Here

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temp cer Ali is full of garbage
cans, also dark. You don't have

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to see garbage cans to know they're
around, Hudson. Yes, good evening,

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Hudson. Don't turn around. I've
got a gun on you. I

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don't like it. He take mister
Hudson's gun away from him? Okay?

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Good at it? At him and
I'll wait them that you can't shoot me

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with my own gun? Why not? That ain't factful? What other gun?

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Could I shoot you with your own? Hey? You mean you ain't

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got Oh? Mister you are a
liar? And on Christmas Eve too?

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Hudson? Who hired you to follow
Sally and me? It was my own

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idea, Louis. Mister Hudson isn't
being friendly. He ain't Uh, he

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ain't there he don't lose your heads, fellow, We've lost patience with him,

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Louis, we have shooting. Louis's
beginning to bore me. He's beginning

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to I should shoot him. Fatal, fatal. Okay, I don't know

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what my wife six kids are going
to say. Got a wife and six

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kids. Wait a minute, please, Louis, we're being cruel, prolonging

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mister Hudson's egg, and he put
him out of it. Now, wait

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a minute. Who hired you,
missus Worth, missus Carlo Worth. You're

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quite sure? Strike me that that
is? Don't strike me that. Look,

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Look she didn't what I shay?
Why would I say she did?

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You have a point there, But
why should she have wanted you to follow

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Sally? Well, she had an
idea. Her husband and Sally were kind

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of, you know, kind of
decorating their own little tree together, and

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I couldn't put it more tax for
her. I see. So, if

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you've got enough divorce evidence, missus
Worth could hold up her husband for plenty

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of alimo. No, no,
oh, missus Worth is the baby with

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adull. Mister Worth is a very
well educated bomb. Indeed, it's interesting,

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Louis. Let me have the gun. Yeah, wait, I thought

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I told you the truth. I'm
sure you did, mister Temple. That's

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gratitude, it's necessity. Well,
we need him out of the way for

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a little while. He's out of
the way now, yeah, Now we're

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going to find out who else knew
that that spoiling was thin. You know,

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if we visited it often enough I
might even get accustomed to this joint.

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You might also start confusing yourself with
grant. Good evening, Humphrey.

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I'm sorry the family retired for the
night and it is late. I know

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I wish to retire myself. Hey, Humphrey, you don't look sixty five.

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Good night, sir? Are you
going to ask us in no?

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Why Humphrey? I thought you and
I were going to sing Christmas carols together?

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Go with me, shut the door
away, Okay, I shall complete

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all right, but not now.
It's the templar. Well, I'd gone

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out hitting people over the head,
and I couldn't have him warn any when

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we're here, why we're going to
boggle the joint in a way, and

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a kind of description would be searched
the place looing oh for what badly enough?

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Something that can't be seen or touched? Sounds like a ghost. Yes,

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and in a way it is a
ghost of a murderer. It's the

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night before Christmas, all right,
but a creature restoring a couple of creatures.

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Plus, we've covered all the rooms
on the other landing before. The

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bedrooms be here, and therefore this
should be someone's bedroom. Let's go in.

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We're sleeping. If I can open
the door softly enough and look in

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right through the window, yes,
the dressing room door behind would be the

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bedroom proper. Proper is not a
way where any position to throw around,

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and I'm would have to go in
to the dressing room. Come on,

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Louis, Okay, wait a minute, inhale, mister Tampla don't usually take

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breathing exercises in the middle of the
Louis all right, I'm in hail well

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white feel dominion a good leaning to
love it. But no, then how'd

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we go? You didn't care for
that? By feel, you didn't tell

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me anything. What do you want? Person should tell you who killed fans

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and boil another bedroom? We go
in naturally, m for a bachelor.

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That ain't the words you should have
used. I'm beginning to get worried about

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this, Supposing somebody screamed yourself together
the way. Okay, after all,

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like the poet says, strong heart
never won fair mate, and you mean

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faint heart. All right, So
for dinner, I'll eat dog food now,

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okay? M hm. The dressing
room, well, mister Templar,

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Yes, the same perfume we noticed. Oh, don't be frightened, Simon.

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What are you doing in here?
Louie and I have been testing perfume

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in the middle of the night.
You're awakening. I'm sorry, I'm even

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sorrier about something else. What's that? The perfume you use is very distinctive,

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sally A. I supposed to say
thanks, no, because the last

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place Louis and I noticed it was
in Fats Boylan's room, minutes after he'd

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been killed. Oh not good,
sound you're making all this upward? No,

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no, this bottle of perfume will
be evidence. But I didn't kill

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Boylan. You must be joking about
that. I don't think a jury would

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find it funny. You knew about
boil and stealing the jewels. You must

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have helped you. I didn't.
But then you found yourself being trailed by

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Hudson, who had been hired by
Missus worth. You were afraid he'd discovered

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the connection between you and Boylan.
That's why you came to my apartment.

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No, yes, you hoped I'd
throw Hudson off, perhaps frightening him.

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The meanwhile, you could get to
Boil and get the jewels from him.

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That isn't true. When you got
the Boiling's place, you found him already

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dead and the jewels gone. I
didn't. It would be much better for

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you that way. What do you
mean you wouldn't be liable to a first

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degree murder charge. But there were
detectives here while a party was going on.

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Boylan couldn't have stolen the jewels they
saw him leave. He didn't have

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them. He did have them.
He was playing Sandy Clause and he was

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a thin man. Sandy Clause is, as Louis pointed out to me earlier

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tonight, are fact. Therefore,
Boylen entered this house wearing padding underneath his

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costume. He left it with a
large jewel box in place of the padding.

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That's how he did it. Sally, you're smart, hmm. You

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found Boyling, you knew his address. Therefore you had hired him in the

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first place, and therefore also a
jury would believe you'd killed him unless you

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tell us who did. All right, I'll tell mister Temple, tell him

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to point the gun someplace. Mister
Worth, point that gun someplace out I

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prefer this direction. We're saying,
mister Templar about the jewel The jewels were

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insured. Therefore you, mister Worth, arranged to have them stolen. Indeed,

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indeed, in that way you could
retain the jewels, the insurance money

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as well, and not worry very
much whether or not your wife divorced you.

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Clever Boylan is dead. How true. You had to see to that,

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didn't you. Otherwise he might have
blackmailed you for the rest of your

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life or for whatever money you got
out of the entire crooked deal. I

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can see two other deaths, yours, your friend, and Sally. You're

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going to kill her too, That
depends, I should think. Un Sally

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Claude, I never knew you intended
to kill anyone money to play the engine

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quite so strenuously, My dear,
you were in on most of it,

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but not murder. I'm a very
with the Templar's pessimism is justifying. I

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shall have to include you. But
however, did you get onto her Templar

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a perfume. To be precise,
this perfume where you cut him in the

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eye. I hope this gets in
someplace more effective. Mister Temple, is

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a trail of unconscious bodies you're leaving
behind you tonight. If late end to

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end, yes, it would look
terrible. Simon. Yes, Kla,

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you've been very sweet, even without
your whiskers. You've been sort of a

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Santa Claus to me, may I
with pleasure? Well, I never knew

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Santa Claus good kiss like that.
Santa Claus is no saint. Yes,

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Oh, hello, Louis, mister
Templar, you better put on your whiskers.

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You've forgotten all about Missus Winterbottom.
Missus. Oh well, the hour

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has passed midnight. The tats have
undoubtedly tattered off to bed by now,

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Louis, you may tell missus Winterby
no that the Saint ain't no Santa Claus.

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You have been listening to another transcribed
adventure of the Saint, the robin

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Hood of modern crime. Ah,
here is our star Vincent Price. Ladies

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and gentlemen, all of us who
live in the United States are aware of

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the spiritual values of American life.
Our factories and machines and luxuries. But

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there is another side to American life, a side made up of spiritual values.

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Our country was founded upon faith in
God. In the Declaration of Independence,

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it states that men were endowed by
their creator with certain inalienable rights.

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Thus, religious faith is part of
the very foundation of American democracy, and

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one of our most precious national heritages
is freedom of worship. By exercising this

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freedom, you and your families can
enjoy the spiritual pleasures that come with church

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or synagogue attendants. Moreover, your
religious leaders stand ready to give you their

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help whether you need personal or family
guidance. And if you suffer the loneliness

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natural to a newcomer to this country, the churches of your faith will welcome

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you. We all know that without
spiritual values, the other advantages of American

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life have little meaning. Without faith, the family and the community become unstable.

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Without faith, the individual denyse himself
the peace and guidance of religion.

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The doors of your churches and synagogues
are open to you. The freedom to

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worship as you please is yours,
and so America's religious organizations invite you to

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find yourself through faith and to come
to church this week, and may I

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wish you all a wonderful Christmas and
for the world peace in all the years

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to come. This is Vincent Price
inviting you to join us again next week

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at this same time for another exciting
adventure of the Saint. Good Night.

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This Adventure of the Saint was written
by Lewis Willis. Cast included Mary Shipp

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as Sally and Betty lou Gerson as
Carla. High Everbach was Hudson Ted Osborne

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Claude. The butler, Stanley Ferrar
Louis is played by Larry Dodkin. The

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Saint, based on characters created by
Leslie Charteris, is a James L.

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Sethier production and is directed by Helen
Mack. Vincent Price is soon to be

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seen co starring in RKO's production of
His Kind of Woman. All you Saint

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fans will be glad to know that
the Saint comic books are on sale at

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all news stands. You're announcer Don
Stanley. Three Chimes mean Good Times on

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NBC For your Christmas Eve listening pleasure, There's another broadcast of NBC Sunday hour

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and a half extravaganza, The Big
Show. There's a whole Christmas stocking full

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of stars including Tallula, Jimmy Duranty, Edwyn, Charles Boyer, Robert Merrill,

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and many more. Tonight also means
your weekly visit with the Harris family

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on the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show. Be sure to hear this special Christmas

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program later today on NBC Happy Halls. Chriss, welcome back a Dason episode.

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And I love the character of Louis. I always tend to think that

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the Saint having a recurring Cabby sidekickd
have been inspired by the adventures of Frank

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Race and Mark Donovan, but Louie
is not quite in the Mark Donovan class.

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All right, Well on to some
listener comments and feedback, and just

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have a comment from Michael. Still
love Vincent on the one episode where he

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hit the brakes and put the bad
guy through the windshield, and I think

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that references back to the peculiar payoff. And it is probably a bit of

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an oddity in detective fiction that the
hero has been captured in cars and in

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a position where they really could do
some damage, rarely do so. There

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may have been other instances, think
in one of the Carter Brown mysteries something

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like that. Happened also an episode
of The Abbots, and then that episode

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of The Saint. But most of
the time when they're ordered to drive somewhere

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or they're in the passenger seat,
just here. A few minutes later they

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arrived. Of course, it's a
very scary situation, and there's the possibility

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that you could come out of the
whole thing. Dad, So I can

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understand a little bit hesitation to do
it, but I still expect it to

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happen more. But at any rate
that I'll do it for today. I

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hope you've enjoyed all these special Christmas
episodes we brought you over the last five

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days. They've certainly been fun to
listen to. Tomorrow we return with Crime

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and Peter Chambers, and then next
Monday join us back here for The Saint.

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