The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. And hey, at least it's
not Monday anymore. True, that's the good news. It's just Tuesdays only
Tuesday, so I've got a long ways to go. I had a couple
of drinking drinks last night. Mistake. We are the JV Show. I'm
Selena. I'm just I'm cheating, and thank you so much for waking up
with us. You guys. My life is still in shambles. Oh no,
I think even more than before. Told you yesterday. I'm trying to
get ready for my bachelorette trip which is this weekend, and I am scrambling
trying to get like all my things together. The first bathing suit I got
tried it on. I'm like, oh no, these bottoms are like way
too small, t am I. But you can see the C section scar
and everything, and I'm like, oh, we're not doing this, And
bag, I just told you I was a feeling very good. This is
a natural occurrence. A lot of moms have this, they do my wife
has it. I don't need to hear about being brought life into the world.
M second bathing suit comes yesterday. Tried on. Bottom's way too big
now and because it's white, it's giving diaper es. Yeah, and then
oh yeah, that's not a good look. It's not a good look.
Did you order anyone? At this point? I don't even know if I
can. I might have to go run and see if I can find something.
But it's like every I've tried to in person, the all white options
very limited. It's all like tackie patterns and stuff. So it has to
be white because because she's a bachelorrette, she's gonna be she's a bride on
a bachelorette. Yeah, but you're at you're just going in the pool at
your own airbnb. Is everyone going to be like you're wearing the blond color
suit? Yeah, because we're all wearing a certain color and for pictures.
Oh, it's just for it's only strictly for social media. What else would
it be? What else is life even worth? Are you even living?
Yeah? Yeah, I guess you're right. That's so sad when you put
it that way. Don't you worry about the white baby suit? Like the
second you sit down on something, it starts like getting all dingy and dirty,
and then it looks like you soiled your diaper. Yeah, a little
bit. But the good news is it's just us at the Airbnb. It's
not like a whole party. So exactly if I soil my diaper, who
really gives a fart? Got it? You know? Well, but somebody's
going to post it to the to the graund We just's true, that's true.
Oh and I need a new dress because I thought i'd go for something
and you know, a little racy. I got some new bazoomers, but
it shows the bazoomers like too much, like more than I'm comfortable with when
I tried it on, so I was like, whoa, they maybe don't
work either. So basically I have nothing for this trick. Can't you like
rain them back in with like some tape or something, because you know what
I think, because I'm still getting used to them, I think the most
I can do now is cleavage. But I decided to take it a little
step further. And it's like it has like it's like a cutout. Okay,
where's the cutout. I mean it goes like like down here, and
then it's like cut out on the bottom a little bit, so it's like
a little under, a little everything everything, and it's just more than I'm
ready to show right now, I got it. Just wear your typer out
here. Yeah, sweatshir, just go back to your own and sweatshirt and
leggings like like you wear here. Not be yourself what I know it's my
authentic self. Yeah, be your true self. That's what I was thinking,
Graham. What would you like to talk about here? I'd like to
talk about this guy in China got struck by lightning. Oh my god,
which they said in this article. It says the chance of getting struck by
lightning in your lifetime. I would think, like you know, one in
a couple million. It's pretty long odds. I don't know anybody that's gotten
struck by lightning. It's just one in a little over fifteen thousand that you're
gonna get struck by lightning in your light Oh that's not true. Well it
seemed pretty good. But do you know anyone that's ever been struck by lightning?
Okay, well, what in fifteen thousand? Are you sure? That's
what it says? One in fifteen thousand, three hundred. Those your odds
of getting struck by lightning in your lifetime. Well, this guy he got
struck by lightning and then it knocked him unconscious, and as he was waking
back up from that, he got struck by lightning again. What double way
on me? He got struck by lightning twice and survived, survived. He
significantly burned, He got burned up, his skin got pretty burned, a
lot of a lot of pretty bad burns. But he's survived. It's this,
say he's got this, never happens. Hold on getting struck once never
happens. He got struck twice? Yeah, google that. What do you
think your odds a getting struck by lightning twice in your lifetime are? I
mean he got it back to back, like back to back. That's gotta
be yeah, one in nine million to get struck by twice in your lifetime.
But again, I don't know what are the odds are getting struck by
lightning within minutes of each other too? Now that never happened. He said
he had third degree burns on his feet, waste and buttocks. Oh not
the buttocks, buttocksocks got burned, anything but the buttocks pretty bad. Do
you think he got zapp? Do you think he got zapp by lightning?
And fell face down and was unconscious and then the next lightning bolts zapped him
right in the butt. I hope not cheety. Why are you laughing so
hard? Because the close guy got struck by lightning twice and burned his buttons
because he always got his butt zapped right off by like ten millions? What
happened to yours? Did yours get zapped off for him? I don't know.
I'm still looking for mine. I think it's a lost and found here
at work somewhere out there. Who knows anyway? Yeah, one in fifteen
thousands, So just think about that as you're walking around. I feel like
it should be one in like fifty thousand and not fifteen. I know that's
wait to come in even fifty thousand. I don't know. Do you know
anyone that's gunn struck? Does it happen like in the cartoons? Like when
they get zapped, they turn into like a skeleton and they're like jolting crist
You can see straight through them, just sit you can see their bones.
And then they go back and then they fall down watch your mouth, Graham,
and then they get severe burns to their butts. Oh, poor guy,
or ever guy's alive or is like the luckiest guy ever the fact that
it happened. I'm gonna go unlucky. Yeah, the rest of my people
go our entire lives without being struck by lightning. Knock on what yourself?
The JV Show on Wild nine, Happy Tuesday to you, Thank you so
much for hanging out with us. So we've all heard about quiet quitting,
right, Yeah, this is that workplace trend. I don't know if it
was really a trend. Can you call it that? I feel like everyone
has been quiet quitting for a long time. It's just when you're burnt out,
you're doing the bare minimum work, give up nothing you Yeah. Yeah,
Well there's a new workplace Uh. I'm just gonna say term that's being
thrown around. It's called loud laborers. The opposite of quiet quitting is that
when you're like, no, like you're a labor child. Loud laborers is
like very commonplace. It's very common, but not not in the childbirth setting.
Oh. Loud laborers is employees who spend more time talking about their work
than actually doing it. Those no I sit down at work. They're saying
that this could actually decrease productivity in the workplace though, and negatively impact employee
morale, just you know, being all negative at work and complaining about the
workloads that are actually getting it done. I do a bit of that.
Never mind how they all, Yeah, I think everybody does. Everybody complains
about the amount of work they have to do. You get it done eventually,
but you're allowed to complain first, right, But it can it can
like kind of hurt the morale if that's all everybody. If you come in
and talk about something negative every day, then it's just the field vibe overall
negative. The boys can't help it. I'm a Capricorn. I'm just by
nature a negative person, you know. And I know I'm not the only
capricorn. Only capricorns are the ones that are negative about their jobs. That
were sure, now I'm not thinking only but just we're negative by nature,
got it? Sure we are? Yeah? I agree, thank you?
Hey, I take offense to that, all right, Jess? Do you
have so? Two girls shared in a TikTok video recently that they asked someone
to take a picture of them at the Taylor Swift concert, only to realize
after that they had asked Sandra Oh, who is the actress who is best
known for playing doctor Christina Yang in Gray's Anatomy. So they ended up seeing
her Instagram. You didn't have recognize her, and they're like, hey,
can you take a picture of us? So while she was taking I guess
they just thought like, oh, she kind of looks like her, but
they didn't think to ask. They let it go. After the show,
they see her post a selfie and she was right in her section. They
asked her to take in the pictures. I didn't know. She probably thought
like, oh, they want a picture with me. They're like, no,
can you just get a picture of it? Has that ever happened to
your Graham? That's happened to me before? No? Not no, no,
not not asking the celebrity to take my picture, but like somebody coming
up to me in public. I'm like, oh, they must recognize me
if they want to like say hi and take a picture. Ever, and
they're just like asking me, like for directions. We don't want you in
TV show picture being Sandra, Oh and what happens to you? So I
thought it'd be fun to like share some names of celebrities who I looked up
online. And people seem to think that these Celebrits would kind of blend in.
So I want to see if you guys would be able to recognize them
and plumb out. Okay, So Adam Sandler, Yeah, without a doubt.
Yeah he does dress xpair though, real frumpy. But I think but
because that's so widely known, you would you expect that from Yeah, he
looks really tall, so I feel like, yeah, he'd stand out.
Adam Sandler looks really tall to you. You don't think he's tall to pictures?
Yeah, how tall is Adam Sandler? Hell a tall? Really?
Yeah? Maybe maybe it's like shirt he's five ten, he looks really we
talk something? Are we talking about the same guy? Happy Gilmore? And
he looks like a regular very pictures make him, yeah, a lot taller
because maybe Tom Cruise some of these guys that are like five feet tall.
I think it is a long T shirt T shirts. Okay, Next one,
Lady Gaga. But if she was wearing like a really regular outfit,
no, never I would it's Lady Gaga. Yeah, but I feel like
she can have like a very like regular face. Wow, not all not
with all like the makeup and all done. And I have no idea who
she was. I Okay, So these are celebrities that people seem to think
that they just kind of blend in. So, Jennifer Lawrence, would you
guys recognize her in public? A better chance of recognizing her her I think
she would blend in more than I think she'd more. Yeah, I feel
like, you know, she just looks like a regular basically blonde girl.
We we've also seen her face a lot more regular, but I I feel
like I've seen God Guy's face regular a lot. Yeah, I feel like
she switched a little bit a lot. Okay, what about Mark Zuckerberg?
Nope, no, that guy. Robots. If if you had like a
hat and sunglasses on, no chance, but you could say that about You
could say that about the majority of people, you wouldn't recognize them. I
think without the hat and sunglasses, I just looked like, look past.
Yeah, I think he looks very blah blah, you know. Yeah,
but he's so recognizable though to me, Yeah, him with the hat on,
and I'm just in, I don't know, like a regular T shirt.
Yeah, the grocery store. I wouldn't think it's Mark Zuckerberg. But
I have trouble recognizing my own friends when they're wearing a hat and sunglasses.
I know that person. I don't know. I can't tell what about this
person? Who? Did you guys recognize anybody? Summer the JV Show on
Wild Graham. I feel like you're more into UFC than I am. Sean
O'Malley sugar Shan. Are you familiar with him? Nope, I'm just learning
the guy. Apparently he won a really big match. He's currently like UFC
champ. He was yet, Yeah, he was on this podcast. And
this is the only reason why I give a part about him right now,
because of what he said about why he feels like he is allowed. Did
she on his wife? The fact men really think like this is stopping Gosh,
I care. I can't even hear him, but we're not hearing him
out. I'm a king. I pay for everything. I treat Danny like
a queen. If I get a little side, what does that have to
do with anything? I got testosterone run into my veins. I would I
wouldn't say that if if I was in the opposite position. For He goes
on to say if he was just an average Joe, if he wasn't paying
for everything, that he wouldn't really feel this entitled. But because he's a
provider, he's allowed to have a little sum some on the side, but
she's not allowed to What about the testosterone? Testosterone? Well, you've never
experienced that before. Men that feel like beings so hard at him? Thank
you? What does that feel like, Graham? It feels like And if
you're able to control it, why can't he Well, I don't, I
don't know. He's been hitting the head a bunch of tugs. But that
doesn't make it. What if you know you were providing everything for you man,
you want to get a little on the side, okay, like don't
get married, and that's what you're planning on doing. He can get whatever
he wants on the side, you know, everywhere, but you're married.
Like he even acknowledges my wife is not okay with it? Oh you doing
that was gonna be my question because it clearly sounded like they had some kind
of an arrangement. He's talking about it on a podcast. Then she knows
about it. She knows about it, I think because she's caught him.
She's not okay with it, Then don't tolerate it. If you don't want
somebody cheating on you, get rid of them. Also, like hearing your
men talk like that. How does that not make you want to just leave
him? I know so clearly. I don't want to put everything on her
like well, if you don't like it, leave no, because you shouldn't
be treating somebody like that in the first place. I get. But one
somebody treats you like that and shows you who they truly are, break up
with them. They're not gonna change this guy, clearly, I just heard
him talk. That's what he does. But now it comes down to you
not wanting to walk away from that lifestyle that he is providing for you.
Then I have zero, zero sympathy. Then that's just guy wants to keep
doing that. I don't feel bad for you. I still do. I
still do because she doesn't deserve Yes, you deserve better. Go find that
better person. There's someone out there that will treat decision. It's not always
easy to walk away. Yeah, of course, of course it's not.
But the most difficult decisions you have to make in your life will probably end
up being the best ones. Make the best decision for yourself. But I
mean, like we all feel bad for the person that gets cheated on or
whatever they it's rough. And if you've ever been on the receiving end of
that it you know, in a relationship, it's terrible, but sometimes you
got to make the tough choice and do what's best. Yeah, and then
and then ten years from now, you'll look back and like, man,
that was the best choice I've ever met. Yes, but yes, but
it's like you have to be ready to make that choice. You have to
have that, you have to have been fed up enough, otherwise you're just
gonna go back. And in a lot of cases, not all the time,
obviously, Like clearly this guy's gonna do it again and again and again
and again. And she knows about it because he's talking about it on a
podcast and what just a gross human being. Just I just don't understand people
like that. And he looks, yeah, he sounds so proud of it
too, like it's uh, well, the reason she looks like Jack Harlowe's
like, okay, now, yeah, the reason that he's using it to
legitimize in his own mind doing it is just completely like just so so wrong
on so many levels. Yes, I want him girl, he provides the
money. I want his girl to go out and get like the best job
ever and start making so much more money than him and to be like,
I don't need you. Yeah, I make more than you, and now
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been bullying her for ten years. Boohoo. A lot of people by just
saying would say Arianna is a not so nice person. Just what we're throwing
that out there that feels some people think. But anyways, back to the
story. So she's getting ready to drop a reissue of her twenty thirteen album
Yours Truly, and so she was on TikTok and she was doing a little
Q and A session with fans, and one fan decided to ask about the
cover art for the original Yours Truly album because the cover that we see wasn't
actually the original. It was supposed to be something else, but then she
changed it to the black and white photo that is the album cover that we
know now. So this person asked, like, Arianna, why did you
change it? And she said, well, it's horrible. It's actually not
horrible, But you guys were right. You got very angry when you saw
it, and I was really sad about that and I changed it. But
you were right. You're not always right, though. Your bullying has been
consistent for the past ten years. Oh my gosh, so there's that.
You guys hated it. You were like, this is effing ugly. Change
it, So I did. She said, Sometimes sometimes it works. Sometimes
it leads me with wounds that make me question everything I've done. Since she
really wanted a question that where she'd be able to like answer, I know
it with the whole bullying. Yeah, I don't like her trying to like
turn this around. She's gasping, I know, thank you, cheety,
and like we know, well, we don't know, do we know her
because we've just heard stuff about means then put it back for someone else to
eat. That she wanted to everybody to wait in line at the roller coaster
when she shut it down so she could go on it by her though I
heard those stories. Yeah, the donut looking tainted my view of her friend.
If you're talking about donut looking, Martha Stewart has come under fire for
being extremely tone deaf. Yesterday, she shared with her instat followers from her
luxurious cruise. She's traveling to Greenland from Iceland and she's drinking this cute little
cocktail in the picture that she posted on her Instagram, and then she revealed
quote, we actually captured a small iceberg for our cocktails tonight, Graham,
you were wondering what that meant. In this carousela photo she shared on her
Instagram, there was a picture of this black heart with these two huge chunks
of ice, which we can only assume are part of an actual iceberg,
but they captured to bring in so Martha Stewart can put iceberg ice in her
cocktails. That's kind of cool. It's kind of cool, except for the
massive amounts of followers who are commenting about how tone deaf, how insensitive she
is. The fact that we're facing this global warming crisis and melting ice caps
are just melting at incredible speeds and hello, we should be up in arms
over this, and here's Martha Stewart just capturing more ice to chill her margarita.
I mean, look, I'm the biggest proponent of that we need to
take action climate change is one of the biggest existential threats to humanity. Like,
I'm fully bought in, but on this one, if that ice is
just gonna melt anyways, Look, that's true. All the ice sheets of
the North and South Pole have just fall, all the glacier falling off,
melting in the ocean. The sea level is gonna rise. Dude, we
can't stop that. I'm sorry, but do we need to speed it up?
Taking two cups of ice out of iceberg isn't speeding it up. I
mean we're talking the scale and size of these things is so so massive that
yes, it's going to raise the level of the ocean by feet. We're
talking about several feet, that's how big and much ice is in these things.
I think it's Martha's wants. It takes two scoops out to chill,
Margarita. Uh. I think it's also, oh, here we go,
here's another rich person and you know there I get the eliteness, you know,
with their iceberg cocktails on a luxury cruise. I think that's also bothering
people. You should feel that way about watching any celebrities posts as they post
from the thirty million dollar Beverly Hills mansion and drive around their cars and fly
in their private jets. I mean, you want to talk about things that
impact climate change, private jets should be the first thing that are outlawed.
So horrible for the environment. The man I'd love to fly on one just
wants me too. But they're completely unnecessary and they're fable for the planet.
So if Martha wants to if we're not outraged by all that stuff I'm not
outraged by, I mean we should, and they are. They are out
every time Kylie takes a private jet anywhere there's there's outraged as there should be.
And she f because she takes like a fifteen minute flight, Like,
what are you doing? You can walk there fast. Seriously, you didn't
need to fly on a plane there. But again, if we're not outraged
at all that stuff, this same group of people shouldn't be outraged that Martha
wanted chill or cocktail down with some cool ice. Graham, what do you
have inside? Today's had his trending? All right? Major storm alert,
you guys, Manajor storm alert. Hurricane Dalia is strengthening, expected to make
landfall in Florida tomorrow as a major hurricane. It is currently about three hundred
miles southwest of Tampa. If you've looked at the map of where this thing's
traveling, is kind of traveling northeast. Now, it's kind of kind of
it's gonna pound Florida, but backdoor Florida. You can't think that. Yeah,
but it's coming from the backside and it's gonna pound like the Panhandle side
and the backside of Florida. Okay, can I say that? Anyways?
The hurricane right now has got like eighty mile an hour winds and when you're
going that's not too fast. But we know that warm ocean water, which
is which is what it's about to pass over, causes rapid intensification for hurricanes.
So this thing will likely not only dump a ton of rain, but
have really really strong winds, and a life threatening storm surge could result as
well. So we're gonna watch watch that one. But sometime tomorrow, I
think tomorrow afternoon the JV show on Wild So your man's sorry, your friends
man, Yeah, my friend's husband reached out to me. Not in anywhere,
No, he texted me. He texted me so he he wanted help
with gathering up nudes. My friends friends now my friends friends for enterprise,
for a swingers party, No, for a surprise birthday party that he wants
to plan for her. So it's very sweet, right, but it caught
me kind of wondering, like, for everyone in a relationship, how many
of your partner's friends do you know? Because I was like, Okay,
he needed my help reaching out to all of her friends, So how many
people could he have gathered on his own? So how many people do you,
guys think you'd be able to like contact if you were planning a surprise
birthday party for your significant other? Why are you questioning? Like should he
know more? Or should he know less? I like, maybe he should
know a little bit, like know some more of her friends, co workers,
or like you know anybody in her life, anybody that's close enough to
her to where she might want them at her birthday party. But aren't you
that person? Yeah? But he wants me to contact those people for him.
So I think the thing about this is that although you know your partners
friends, you're not like asking them for their phone numbers and you're hanging out
you know what I mean? Because I've threw I've thrown my man a surprise
party before and it was hard having to like figure out his you know,
how to get ahold of his work, friends and stuff. And I'm like,
oh my god, I did text this guy's wife one time. So
I'm going to my phone. She's like, who the hell are you?
And I'm like, it's me remember from like years ago, and and it
why what I have my man's friends? And you know, I would I
have their phone number, maybe not necessarily their phone number, but now with
like you know, in social media, but I'm not going up to my
man's friends like, hey, what's your instact? Yeah, I'm gonna sliding
your DMS something secret wink. So I tried to throw surprise parties for Selena
one time, Jess. The hardest part was as I've tried to contact all
her friends and she doesn't have anything that I was like, did I contact
that that doesn't that? It was wow, okay, Well this makes me
feel better about my man Ben because he was able to, like for my
birthday last year, he like he got quite a bit of my friends to
show up. He's already been in there all their dms. No. No,
but I'm just now because he has all their contact info for some reason,
just think Casey needs to text them. I would feel weird if my
man had all my friends number stuff. Yeah, Like I like he has
their boyfriends info, you know what I mean, that's who you connect with,
not probably not my friends. Yeah, I probably have like three or
like my wife's like closest friends. Yeah, I'm assuming I have their numbers
and or I have their those ladies husband's numbers, you know what I mean.
I'm connected to them. I can get in I can get in contact
with her closest circle of friends, but like that that second tier of friends
she's like who she considers very close friends, but not as close as that.
I'm not not a chance. I just think if if your significant other
has been friends with her, like if she has she or he has a
small group of friends that are like the core friends that maybe go over to
your house every once in a while, like that are always there. I
think you might have some sort of contact with them, whether you just have
them as a friend on social media and you know, something like that.
Not necessarily the phone number, But so it sounds like this guy's just trying
to get you to do all the hard work. Maybe and that I say,
I tip my cap to that. That's smart. It's real smart,
because like guys, we're smarter, and obviously I want to get jests to
do everything and then so be it, because we make this business really quick.
Just spinking of stinking, sinking, speaking spink on the air, I
don't know what that meansthary, speaking of stinking. There's this exotic dancer.
There's this an exotic dancer. Her name is Leah. She says that she
sells her worn shoes online to like, I don't know, just people that
love to smell her smelly shoes. She says, the stinkier the better,
And at first she would just throw them out until she found out there's people
like this, and so now once she wears these shoes for hours and hours
on end, and she's about to throw out you know these, you know,
the exotic dancer shoes, she's just go online. She sells them and
people are buying them for like hundreds of dollars because they love to smell them.
Graham, how much for you to smell my jess in Cheety's shoes to
see who stinks more? How much money you got? Well none right now,
but I could, Uh, how much does it work to you guys,
and I'll let you know how much would it cost you? How much
would it cost us? I mean, yeah, wait, we have to
pay him? Isn't it the other way around? I don't want it's making
money off of this. I don't want to pay somebody from some sick Oh.
I'm not some sick. Oh. I don't want to smell your guys
stinky feet. I'll probably catch something from one of you. Wouldn't smell my
crocs? Oh that I thought you're gonna say, smell Mike. No,
I mean they probably smell horrifyingly bad. They're horrible, right, So I
don't think I'll do it. He'll smell my crocks for fifty bucks for all
three of usty. That's just a little out of our budget. Get your
wallets out, ladies and make it happen. Let me let me think about
it, think about it because I love free money. Are you thought about
it? And it's the JV Show on Wild nine. It is somebody's birthday.
Moms are sliding in my DM's moms be sliding. Got a message a
DM and says, hi, grab my son. Jackson is turning eight years
old August twenty ninth, that's today. Can you please there's a lot of
easy days in that. Please please wish him a happy birthday. He laughs
every time you play Who'll give us a fun? It would totally make his
day. Thank you, Love Linda, she says, we listen every morning
on our way to school, and we also podcast daily. Thank you guys.
Yes, good, Happy birthday? All right, we got some talkbacks
rolling through. But but you can always leave us one on the iHeartRadio app.
You just click the little microphone button right there right, you record a
voice message and then you send it to us here in studio. Hey,
guys, whatever happened to the hot dog beer? I remember Jav was supposed
to bring it, but I don't remember if he ended up doing it.
But if not, can you guys do it? Or maybe send Chess slash
g D on their adventure to try the hot dog beer? Thanks? Love
you buy. I'm totally down for a Chess g D. I love that
made mash up combo Chess and g D that you guys should call yourself that.
I like that Chess and Cheaty and Jess. Yeah, can we send
them out? I believe there was some beer that was either beer I don't
remember that. I think it was either made out of hot dog water,
gross made the taste like it had some hot dog water in or something.
I've never even heard of this, and if I have, we talked about
it before. But if we could send Chess out to get something this week,
that'd be great. I would love to. We will definitely work on
that. By the way, it's Jess and Cheaty here. Sure at least
I thought so. I mean I could be wrong. One more talkback.
What's up? Good morning JV shows is Fernie Fresno. I just want to
tell you guys have a nice damn out here riding around the bay. Are
getting it and long live the King JB Baby, Oh thank you so much
listening. Well, there's there's a hard seltzer that's brewed with left over hot
dog water, that's what it is. Where do we get this? No,
it says it's from a Texas brewery, so we might have to order
some g D. Could you get on that order? Is that her me
some dirty water dogs? Which is a little busy right now, someone on
the show's gonna try it. Chat if you can look into that and see
how we can get some, I'll taste it the JV Show on Wild ninety
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in their cars right now. They collectively said, little tired, a little
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beautiful name. By the way, how are you doing today? I'm good
you guys, Thank you? How are you? We're a fan. You
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JANEA, you're on to play the JV Show. You have nope game and
today you're playing four two tickets to see Ed sheer In live at Leeweis.
That would be so much fun. All you gotta do is answer three out
of four questions correctly? Can you do it? JANEA? We're gonna see
all right. I hope you can. Here's question number one. How many
days are there in a leap year three four three sixty six extra day.
Okay, I gotta double check that. Are you sure? It seems off?
No, that's right, okay, because there's an extra day in February
eleap year is extra day three sixty six? You're right, you're right,
yeah, yeah, not ending February twenty seventh, obviously. Okay, here
you go, yeah, next question. Question. We all sound like idiots
this morning. A little tired, A little tired, all right? Question
number two? What country did Mexico gain it's in dependence from in eighteen twenty
one? Sang? Yep? Nice. Here's question number three. Neil Armstrong
will forever be remembered in history because he was the first human to ever do
what allegedly stop it, walk on the moon. All right, you need
this last question. You can win the game and win the tickets. Question
number four, what is the top number on a fraction called the numerator?
Bro? Oh my god, it's going to be ecstatic. What's her name?
Idea, what's your daughter's name? Her name? Her name is Kaya,
she's right here with me. Oh do you guys remember KaiA? Boys?
My number one baby name pick and my man shot it down. Beautiful
name. Ever, I love the name. Oh that's awesome. I love
it. It's so what did you end up naming your daughter instead Slida Callie?
Whoops? Stop it? He well, when you hear him side by
side, I still love the name Kaya. But but you know what he
was like, No, it reminds me of my neck, my back.
Lady, we can't. You know what's so funny. My daughter, she's
half Hispanic, and her mother in law was like, no, it sounds
like kaya. Kay, you can't call her that, my mom said to
Anyway, I never thought of that. Well, congratulations you guys, you
got tickets for and sheering. You're gonna see him lively anybody stadium congratulation.
I'm so excited. I'm excited for you. All right, You're very welcome.
Hang on sheet, He's gonna get you hooked up there in the next
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Kanye West expose himself on a riverboat in Italy. On That's what I
don't know. I have so many questions. So you know, he and
his wife have been spending a lot of time in Italy. Yesterday, they
were in Venice and they got on one of those like water taxis, and
there's pictures of Kanye sitting up on top and you can see you know,
some of this at the jabshow dot com. We obviously can't show his entire
backside, which is what was hanging out there. He's like sitting up on
top and his pants I think, kind of slid down a little bit,
and his entire but is out. And there's some photos where his wife is
like in between his legs, facing him. So some were suggesting there was
like activity happening between them. I don't think that is the case because they
were there with another friend. Plus the water taxi driver is there up front.
Plus there's more books behind them with like HeLa Taurus and whatnot. But
his backside is out. So did Kanye not notice? Did he not care?
Did he forget to wear underwear or was he wearing some and they just
slid down or does he purposely not not wearingy because of you know, quote
fashion, Like I just have so many unanswered questions. I feel like this
doesn't surprise me that much because it's like it's Kanye, But yeah, it
is, it's different color underwear on or something. It's his butt, Okay,
trust maybe he's in all the angles. It's his butt. Maybe it's
just the like very sheer mesh underwear. Like I know that's what they're trying
to go for it, he says, Kanye and his wife. But no,
there's nothing there wearing all together. No, it looks like a tuxedo
jacket, some sweats, probably down to his knees and then that's it,
and then like something across his face and a weird like satchel looking. There's
a there's a lot of stuff going on, a lot to unpack here,
especially where's the underwear? Kanye? Yeah, you can go check that out
the jbshow dot com. Selena Gomez responded to rumors that her new song is
about ex boyfriend the weekend. She has a new song that we are loving
here a wild It's called Singles Soon, and it's about breaking up with somebody
and then proceeding to go out and party and have fun being single. So
there's a couple of things that Selena sings that made people think she was referencing
able first line there, I don't want to see a tear. People thought
that could be a reference to the weekend song with Ariana Grande Save Your Tears
right, and then after that she's seeing something interesting That one's a little more
obvious. And the weekends almost here. So people were like, is she
talking about like Able on his way to her house or does she mean the
weekend as in like Saturday and Sundays almost here. I want to go out
and have some fun. So she responded to a lot of fans speculation online,
she said, couldn't be more false. So I guess it's not it's
not about uh yeah, it's not about the weekend. Sadly she's above all
that. Yeah. By the way, the Weekends HBO not returning for a
second season. It's been officially canceled. The idol what we all knew was
gonna happen. Let's not act surprised here, Okay, A favor were gon
we're gonna renew it. Typically that happens like mid season and if they see,
you know, a show doing really well. And now we have official
word that the reviews weren't weren't strong, not at all, not at all.
The JV show on Wild ninety four nine, we're hoping that you're having
a great day. We'll so far, another day's only begun, but I
hope we're having a great morning so far, Grant, before we get to
wow, another racehorse dying at Golden Gate Fields. Wow, you have good
an update though. Yeah, was National Cinema Day to blame for those massive
brawls involving hundreds of teens in Emeryville on Sunday. And we talked about those
brawls yesterday. Please had their hands very full trying to get these massive crowds
of teens to disperse and stop fighting each other at Bay Street Mall. Well,
it turns out there were similar incidents all across the country on Sunday,
at least thirteen of them, one of which was in Torrents in southern California.
They estimate the mob of teens there was as large as one thousand.
Emryville, we had three measly three hundred or three hundred four In Torrents they
think one thousand. So how is National Cinema Day involved in this? Well,
it was on Sunday. Movie tickets were only four dollars, and most
of all these incidents took place at malls that have movie theaters. I'm not
sure if there is any connection here, but this theory has been thrown out
there. Clearly all these gatherings were organized on social media. Maybe they started
as everybody, let's all go meet up at the movies day, but I
don't know. I don't think we'll know more until they investigate a little further.
But it is sort of an interesting see. I don't want to blame
National Cinema Day Day la National Cinema Day out of this. If we didn't
wanted some four dollars movie tickets to take the family out for a good time
to go check out Barbie or whatever. You know, Yeah, and so
did everybody else, and then next thing you know, there was a giant
mob. Oh my god. Well, I mean, they will get to
the bottom of this because obviously it was something that was spread on social media.
All they have to do is get into those accounts, right, wouldn't
they just need a little little warrant to do so, and bam, there's
a there's the what's it called they start fee or they just start interviewing people
or that. Rather than getting a warranted to get to some teens account,
I think they'll just start interviewing people involved, the people and the people that
were arrested in this I'm sure have already. There was you said there was
thirteen. There were incidents like this all across the country. What is happening?
Yep, that's crazy. Oh my goodness. Okay, and yeah,
this pretty sad and ninth horse has died at Golden gate Fields. Is ninth
horse I should say this year just in uh what year are we in right
now? About say twenty twenty four? A little tired of this sporting anyway.
Yeah, and the race season Golden gate Fields, we know announced that
this was going to be their final season there farewell, the horse track is
shutting down and the season is just about to start. It goes through the
end of October. But this horse named I'll do it for you not anymore.
This six year old horse died the last Thursday in an undisclosed stable accident.
But again the ninth horse to die this year at Golden gate Fields.
Golden gate Fields in the top five of deadliest race tracks in the nation,
second deadliest in the state. Have you been to You haven't been to Golden
gate Fields? There before it closes? Yeah? When does it close?
And of October. If you were listening to the story that is like the
Kentucky Derby of the Bay area, really gold Kentucky dering single that would that
doesn't not totally align there because Kentucky Derby is one single event at Churchill Down,
So you could say gold. You know what I mean of the Bay
area, We need to send jest there with h signs that say save the
horses. Yeah, and see what happens. I think, So, Oh
my gosh, wait, how long do horses typically live? No, these
these horses aren't dropping dead of old age. No, this is just poor
fields conditions, just looks stunned right now, sad. They pump them full
a bunch of steroids and try to get them run really fast, and then
they break their leg. And a horse with a broken leg can't I never
understood that can't. It doesn't, It won't heal up, and so they
have to euthanize them. That's the majority of horse racing deaths or an injury
like that, have to put the horse down. Someone explained it to me
why, and I can't. I can't fully explain. But you can't,
like put a horse in a cast. It doesn't work that way. They
have to put it, so let's just off the whole thing. Like,
well, can't live without its leg, needs it to walk around, I
mean, but we cannot walk. You want to put a horse in a
hospital bed for the next twenty years, that's all gallopinging in a field with
his other horse buddies and then the other horses. Like this is horrible news,
but you said it's good news for well the glue actors, they're ranking
glue out of their horse. That's what they do well. They do the
JV show on Wild ninety nine. Before we get to some laughter therapy,
Jessica Simpson is catching a lot of heat unlined. She posted a really cute
picture of her and her daughter, who is eleven, and people are coming
for her because her daughter's got on this crop top. Oh my gosh,
how short. Look it's it's it's pretty short. Oh it's very short.
I have an eleven year old daughter. I'm only twenty six. Don't do
the math. Don't the math. I don't do them, I said,
I don't do the math. But it is impossible to go shopping and not
find a crop top. Everything is cropped. You go to somewhere like Target,
you think you'll find some nice top young daughter y outfield coverage. Nope,
everything has crop tops? Really yeah, everything nowadays? Yeah, it's
impossible. So now what do you So, what do you do now?
You as a mom? I'm asking you personally, me as a mom.
Now, I trying to find uh, the longer crop tops okay, which
you are still cropped, but like they're the longer ones. Shirts have just
gotten so small, Like even for kids. I'm like, what the heck
are you start? What age? Because I have a daughter, what age
do I start letting her wear a crop top? It doesn't even I don't
even think it matters if you let her or not. That's just the only
thing you're gonna be able to find it. I'm like following my daughter on
all day, like pull your shirt down, pull your shirt down and pull
your pants up, or just do something to cover that little sliver of skin.
She's gonna be wearing dad's hooded sweatshirts to school. Then I don't care
if yeah, I don't care. If it's midheat wave, right, you're
going to school. You're covering up, all right. So I came across
this report that laughter therapy can improve cardiovascular health. It's really good for your
heart, even if you're suffering from a broken heart. Laughing just makes you
feel the best medicine. It's the best medicine, best medicine. It can
help you. It can help excuse me, you know, I need some
more coffee. It could help ease symptoms of heart disease as well. There's
actually a lot of like legit help benefits from laughing. So I thought i'd
try to bring some stuff to make you laugh. So you got some?
Do you have some jokes? I got some jokes. I'm ready because I
feel like I could use a improvement in my CARDIOVASCT. This first one not
so much a joke to something funny I saw online. Okay, okay,
did you know that if you say the letters R N R it sounds like
you're saying oh no with an Australian accent r R R r R. I
don't hear it a little bit. Yeah, I like that one. Rest
in peace, Boiling Water, you will be missed. Yes, I get
that one. Did you get it? Do you get it? I'll stick
at the arnor you will be It's more steam than this. Okay, okay,
yeah, but all right, got it? What did the horse say
after it tripped? I don't know what help I've fallen and I can't get
you up. I'll cut it. How do you make an egg roll?
I don't know how you push it? You day at least second? Fire
cut it? What do lawyers wear to court? Pants? Lawsuits? Okay?
What your lawyer? Cut it? We're gonna do one more, okay,
because this is one that jav once brought to the JV Show and me
Natasha could not get it for like the longest time. Okay, let's see
if so we're gonna see if Jess gets I know this is a favorite of
JV's. Here. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana?
I mean I get it. Kind of explain what do you mean?
Kind of flies like an arrow? Fruit flies like a banana. They're related,
like they're like the banana. Bananas are always I mean, fruit flies
are always with bananas. And so how does it? So? How do
fruit flies like a banana? Because like time, it's flying like an arrow
and fruit flies like a banana. So how are how was fruit flying like
a banana? I don't get it. How does fruit flo like arrow?
Fruit bana? Like? If you throw a banana, I fly if you
throw it, that's not the joke. So what is the joke? Well,
work it out? Okay, wait, time flies like an arrow fruit
flies. It's so much funny now that I can't joke. You know,
I took you and Natasha like a year to get this one. Yeah,
yeah, what I don't know? Time flies like an arrow fruit flies.
We're gonna let you think about it. We're gonna play due Leapy here come
back. We're gonna come back to you after dance to Night. Okay,
the JV show fun Wild nine, we're asking Jess and Cheety, do you
guys get this joke? Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a
banana? No, I don't know. Well, we said, we think
it's because fruit flies like they like bananas. Like that is related. And
then time flies time flies by like I don't know, like the act of
it flying like time flies like an arrow. I don't know. Friesas know
that's what we are supposed to be a joke though it's not funny. I
mean it red time flies like an arrow, and the fruit flies like a
banana like bananas. Yeah, that's what we said. No, I know
that you guys got it. No, No, what we were saying,
I don't feel that's what that's what I initially said. Bananas, that's what
we said. That's I know. You guys got it now. Fruit Flies
like a banana. Yeah they do it. Yeah, Yeah, that's what's
a joke. Yeah, fruit flies said that earlier. You didn't know that.
Go to the archives. Maybe off the air when you guys are like
working it together. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in
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the Bay. So Beyonce getting the keys to the city. We were just
telling me off the air, this is a kind of exciting. So tomorrow
night, Beyonce, as we all know, is that Levi Stadium. It's
gonna be insane and in her honor, the city of sine Clara are going
to be naming her the honorary Mayor for the day and they're gonna be awarding
her the keys to the city. Graham, we hear this all the time.
What do the keys actually do or is it nothing? You can walk
around it, unlock anything you want, parking meters, open them up,
changed business clothes, doesn't matter. Open it up, you can walk in,
take whatever you want. It's awesome. You have the key to the
city. Literally opens anything. That one janitor's closet at city Hall. You've
always wanted to know how many mops were in there. Boom, open it
up, take a look. So I actually looked up what it means.
Oh, and it doesn't mean any of that. It doesn't. It doesn't
mean it used to mean something. It stems from medieval times where because cities
were actually constructed in a way where they were blocked off, like you needed
the key to like enter you mad, do you say? You do a
little bit? You say medieval, medieval, medieval, medieval, Yeah,
medieval time. There you go. So you actually needed a key to get
in. So if like you were a trusted person of that city or whatever,
like, they would give you the keys to the city. Now it's
more of like a symbolic thing just because you're cool and used to get to
keep them. Back in the day, like anytime you want to come back,
open up that keys, open up the thing, lower the drawbridge.
I'm in. Then you're in the city. Yeah. Now you don't really
need a key. You can just come to the city do do you think
this is as big of an honor as when they change the name to Swift
Declaria Because they change they changed the whole two women against each No, it's
impossible not to compare. They're going to compare tour earnings, both of which
are going to be massive. I mean it's impossible not to you. Now
they have to do something because they change it to Swift Declaia, and now
they got to do something for me. It's just as big, just in
a different way. Yeah, they renamed Santa Clair to Swifty Clara, but
she wasn't the mayor. They made her the mayor, right, they made
her the mayor for the day. Mind, you've also got that she probably
got the keys to the city. Okay, we regard the package for the
Renaissance tour coming to Santa Clara going to be insanely huge, they're hoping,
and it will have the same impact as the air restour on our local economy
here, with hotels and restaurant people coming from all over the place to come
see Beyonce. Public transportation, you know, BART and VTA. They're also
going to be boosting their services to make sure everyone gets to the show and
leaves in a safe and timely manner. Obviously, public transportation is going to
be the easiest way to get to LEVI. Remember you have to dress up
like a disco ball. That's right, Chrome outfits only requests, all right.
So Justin Bieber is being called out for what he wore to his wife's
event. Hayley, she has her own cosmetics line. If you don't know,
it's called a Road So for the launch of her latest product, which
is a new limited edition version of rhodes Peptide lip treatment. This one is
in strawberry glaze. It's inspired by the strawberry glaze Krispy Kreme donut, which
is why the event took places at a Krispy Kreme in New York City yesterday.
Haley looked amazing. You go see photos at the jabshow dot com.
She wore this red mini dry and some heels. Justin, on the other
hand, or sweats and crocs and people think you should have dressed up,
but let's a bit more to match his wife, Jess, what this that
bothered you? But you said it was at a Krispy Kreme. It was
a Krispy kreame. But don't you want to match. You wouldn't. Yeah,
I would want him to dress up at least a little bit more,
because Justin's outfit was like you just woke up three two hours ago and you
just put your crocs on or whatever. He is worth. Not only that,
he looks like he does not want to be there. He's got his
hood on. It's like tied at the front, covering as much face as
he possibly can be somewhere. I have yet to see that Justin. He
always looks like he doesn't want to be He looks like that with her,
That's probably true. He looks very happy, you know elsewhere, Like I
get you. Maybe maybe you want to show support for your your wife's product
launch, but I don't know, dress up a little bit more or it
don't goes. You know, people are gonna see something you have to match,
Like you said, match the energy, match the dress up the other
of the other person. We all do that in our daily lives. If
if you made plans to go out to dinner with your significant other and they
walk out from getting ready and they're really dressed up, and you're you and
you're not one of you says wait, wait, I didn't know we were
getting this dressed up. Let me go change, you adjust accordingly, otherwise
it look looks awkward. Now it is out of Krispy Kreme. And so
maybe Justin just heard that. And crocs and sweats are perfectly appropriate attire to
wear to Chrispy Creme, to the DNB on a flight to the State Fair.
That's because that's all everybody wears now. But it's your wife's products and
she's in heels, acute red dress. She must have been mad. I
would have been, yeah, you can't. You can't throw crocs next to
heels. Graham, do you have anything inside? Today's had his trending?
Or who gives a part? I guess? Just one really quick thing from
last night, kind of scary moment last night the Rockies Braves game in Denver.
A fan ran onto the field and maybe security was taking a nap.
I mean you would to The Rockies are like thirty games out of first place
and they stay. But this fan was able to run all the way out
into the outfield to Brave star Ronald Lakunja Junior put his arm around him,
try to take a selfie with them. Then security finally caught up and tries
to pull pull this guy off them, at which point another fan runs out
onto the field. This fan also tries to run up and give Ronald Lacunia
hug or something, ends up knocking him over. Everybody falls to the ground.
Then security he's able to get out there. Luckily, Ronal La Kunia,
who might win the MVP these years having just an incredible season, wasn't
injured. But it was also like, dude, Security, can we respond
to this thing just a little faster before somebody runs two hundred yards out onto
the field and tackles are star player. Wow. Anyways, all right,
thank you Graham The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.