WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:04.000 We don't know what we're gonna get into today on the Minnesota Goodbye, so 2 00:00:04.160 --> 00:00:08.720 let's find out because we have not had time to pre read. So it's 3 00:00:08.839 --> 00:00:13.320 kind of like sticking your hand into a mystery box. Is there a Delicious 4 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:18.800 Hostess cupcake in there? Or is it a King Cobra? Oh one or 5 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.199 the other? I mean, I don't know. So are we putting in 6 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:25.160 our hands in boxes? Is this in the studio because there could be a 7 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:28.640 King Cobra if that's the case, right, I never know? All right. 8 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:31.800 I've tried and tried to call in a no phone screen or Friday to 9 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:35.479 discuss this because this memory lives rent free in my mind and I think about 10 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:38.920 it way too often. This email is directed toward Davis. He was the 11 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:43.000 only one around. Oh boy, okay, let's see. I remember when 12 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:46.600 I was young. I'm thirty six now. KDWB did this contest at Valley 13 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:51.079 Fair. People were chosen to complete compete to win something. I swear I 14 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:54.640 remember it being a car, but I could be totally wrong. The competition 15 00:00:55.079 --> 00:00:59.240 consisted of people writing the wild Thing roller coaster NonStop and no breaks. Last 16 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:03.759 person standing wins. What was that? I can only remember bits and pieces. 17 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:06.359 I want to know when that happened, what the rules were, what 18 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:11.400 they want, etc. Also curious why there are no competitions like this. 19 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:15.079 Well, that one was a little bit tense anymore on KATWB, I feel 20 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:18.359 like contests used to be a lot more interactive back then. Am I wrong? 21 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:22.319 Ps? Love all four of you so much. Thanks for keeping me 22 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:25.920 saying on office days From Lindsay Lindsay, I love that question. I do 23 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:30.519 remember that we called it ride It to drive It, I think, and 24 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:38.640 I would say it was around the year of two thousand and four or so, 25 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:44.439 and we gave away a Scion, a Toyota Scion, which is as 26 00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:49.480 like a very boxy looking car. And I think we did it two years 27 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:53.680 in a row, and we like partnered with Valley Fair and we broadcast from 28 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:59.280 the park at the entrance to the ride, and people would ride it NonStop. 29 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:02.280 I think they kept it off in the middle of the night so you 30 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:06.359 had to sleep in the car though, And I think they gave bathroom breaks. 31 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:07.960 I don't remember, but I think they gave a bathroom break in like 32 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:12.360 every hour to eat or whatever, because you know, we didn't want people 33 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:16.120 to be sick and dangerous and you know, burst of bladder or outs. 34 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:23.400 Yeah, and I remember there were one year it got down to two people 35 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:27.319 that would not get off. They just would not get off. And so 36 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:30.199 the Toyota dealership, and I don't remember who it was, they gave each 37 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:35.000 of them a Toyota Scion. That was cool. Why don't we do those 38 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:39.960 anymore? I think, should I tell you or should I not tell you? 39 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:43.319 I tell us what I don't know that I know. The answered that 40 00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:46.840 the radio station doesn't want prizes to give away anymore. We want money. 41 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:52.120 We want money on the books. So in other words, if Toyota is 42 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:57.759 willing to give us two fifteen thousand dollars cars, the company and not KATIEWB 43 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:00.159 with the company, will say, we don't want cars to give away. 44 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:04.319 We want money on the books. So, in other words, by advertising 45 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:10.080 with cash, not by trading us a car for advertising. Sure. And 46 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:14.960 that's why you know, at one time KATIWB thirty years ago gave away a 47 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.360 fucking house. What it was a house, It was a one hundred and 48 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:23.360 twenty five thousand dollars. We called it a dream home. And back then, 49 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:27.360 one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars in the suburbs of the Twin Cities 50 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:30.520 would buy a pretty nice house. Yeah, that same house now would easily 51 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:32.360 go for half a million dollars. Sure, yeah, wow, But we 52 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:38.560 don't do that anymore because we want money on the books. So that's why 53 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.960 you don't hear us give away, you know, a house or a boat 54 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:46.639 or a motorcycle. I don't. I don't remember growing up to like a 55 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:49.639 lot of contests like that, but I do remember like the you got to 56 00:03:49.719 --> 00:03:52.240 keep a body part on a car? Yes, those one. There's a 57 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:54.840 musical about that. Eh, It's called hands on a Hard Body? Are 58 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:58.960 you serious? Yeah. It's about a bunch of people who have to keep 59 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.159 one of their hands on on like a Ford, so that they can win 60 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:03.520 it. And then they just sit there saying, with their hand on a 61 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:06.800 Ford, hands on a hard body, hands on a hard body. That's 62 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:10.599 funny. We got to do a bit where we just got to keep their 63 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:14.159 hand on vont So in other words, if you let if you let go 64 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:16.319 of vaunt, you lose. Write that down, Jenny, because I'm kind 65 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:19.600 of half kidding but kind of half serious, where we have a bunch of 66 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:24.240 people and they have to keep touching vont the entire time. You're gonna win. 67 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:27.439 I'm gonna win. He doesn't even knowing or our listener is going to 68 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:30.600 play. I think listeners would play. I don't know what the prize would 69 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:33.240 be. I think we're gonna have to get a permission slip from Alissa, 70 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:41.360 his girlfriend first for that one. He lives in New Jersey, tried want 71 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:45.879 to be touched by many strange people. I'm going to tell you one more 72 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:49.879 giveaway story that I've probably told before, but it's such a salacious, awful 73 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.959 giveaway story that I got to tell you. So we teamed up with I 74 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.759 want to say, Denny Hecker, back when Denny Hecker was a big, 75 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:00.959 huge local car dealer. And so so let's say we had a Ford I 76 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.040 don't know, a Ford Escape to give away. I don't know what it 77 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:08.240 was. Let's say it was a fod escape, I don't know. And 78 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:11.120 the game was called live in it to win it, and you had to 79 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:16.879 live in a car at the car dealership on the car dealership floor longer than 80 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:23.319 anybody else, and you got a break for a bathroom or whatever, and 81 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:28.360 like every hour you got five minutes for the bathroom and you had to eat. 82 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:30.839 You could eat in the car, but any trash from your Rby's or 83 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:35.000 McDonald's had to stay in the car. And this was going to go on 84 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:39.000 for a week or two. We had two people up front, two people 85 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:42.920 in the back, and so it all goes through day number one. So 86 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:45.920 day number one is like, Aha, Jennifer, how's it going in the 87 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:48.120 car? Oh, it's getting a little hot in here, or it's kind 88 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:53.720 of smelly because somebody bought Chinese food. Whatever, And we check in all 89 00:05:53.800 --> 00:06:00.959 day and at night everybody goes home except one person. Had an intern who 90 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:04.120 was probably twenty years old, probably from Concordia or somewhere. Keep an eye 91 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.279 on these people in the car on the middle of the night, make sure 92 00:06:08.279 --> 00:06:11.519 that they don't cheat, and get out and you know, walk around. 93 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:15.959 Okay, yeah, no problem. So the next morning I get into work 94 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:20.800 and the contest was already over. Wow. The reason it was already over 95 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:27.199 was because there was one guy in the car and I think the other two 96 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.000 were maybe like maybe two women or three women. I'm not sure, but 97 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:33.079 at least two were women. And there was one guy in the car whose 98 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:39.079 strategy was to tell the other contestants if you don't let me win, I'm 99 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.079 gonna fucking kill you. That is terrifying, isn't that. If you don't 100 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.360 let me win, I'm gonna murder you. I'm gonna murder you and your 101 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:46.560 family. So you gotta fucking let me win. And then he took a 102 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:48.600 can of like pop and he poured it on the floor and he said, 103 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:51.240 this is my car. I'll do whatever the fuck I want with this car. 104 00:06:51.439 --> 00:06:54.519 You might as well give up now, because if you don't give up, 105 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:57.040 I'm gonna fucking kill you. Oh my god. Now, we had 106 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:01.279 an intern stationed there, you keep an eye on things. They didn't know 107 00:07:01.319 --> 00:07:06.600 what to do, and they were an interneah. And so the next morning, 108 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:10.360 before it was even twenty four hours, the whole contest that was supposed 109 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:14.160 to last a week or two was over. Wow. Denny Hecker's people were 110 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.040 pissed. Our management was pissed. And you know who got the blame for 111 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:25.040 it, Dave Ryan. And which was totally unfair because I was not in 112 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:29.360 charge of who was policing this contest. In the middle of the night, 113 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:36.040 the promotions department at the time left this person in charge with no instructions on 114 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:40.319 like if they get funny in the middle of the night, call me yeah, 115 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:42.839 or if this happened, you tell him to stop, which I feel 116 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:45.079 bad for the intern in that situation. They didn't know. Yeah, I 117 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:49.680 felt bad too, but I got the blame for it, and I took 118 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:56.399 the heat for I think because I chose the contestant because I wanted somebody and 119 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:00.319 he wasn't really a murderer. That was just his strategy. It was a 120 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:03.720 fucked up strategy. Did he They didn't give him the car? Did he? 121 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:05.439 I think they did. Really, I was just gonna ask that. 122 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:07.439 I was like, did he actually get to get it? But like, 123 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:11.839 what were the rules of the contest because you always have to sign waiver reforms 124 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:13.480 for things like that. There should have probably been something in the forum like 125 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.720 you cannot threaten other contestant. I don't think we had that eventuality. I 126 00:08:16.759 --> 00:08:18.639 mean, it's like, now, in hindsight, it'd be like, yeah, 127 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.360 you cannot make physical threats against the other people, but that wasn't in 128 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:24.920 the rules and it worked. You gave him the benefit of the doubt. 129 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:28.800 This is not going to be a weirdo creep. No, and he was 130 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:33.039 actually a very nice, charming twenty three year old kid who that was just 131 00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:35.159 his strategy. All right, enough of that story, let's move on. 132 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.759 Day. God, I don't really know that that's a strategy though. That's 133 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:43.840 a personality trait because I would never ever ever threaten someone for a car. 134 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:50.360 Uh all right, thank you, Lindsay. Next one. No, this 135 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:54.799 is somebody who was asking for New Kids on the Block tickets, and you 136 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:56.919 know, I look at those. I do look at the New Kids on 137 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:01.480 the Block tickets or what contest or ticket requests. A lot of the time 138 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:05.639 we just don't have extras, and the ones that we get, we are 139 00:09:05.799 --> 00:09:09.200 obligated to give away on the radio. For example, let's say if we 140 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:11.919 had a bunch of Taylor Swift tickets, you can call in and tell me 141 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:18.039 the world's saddest story, but we are obligated to give that away Wednesday at 142 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:22.440 four o'clock or Thursday morning at seven. So we really don't have a lot 143 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:24.200 of discretion with those. But you know, I'll read your story later, 144 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.720 then I'll delete it. No, I'm kidding, Okay, Next one, 145 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:33.519 Hi, Gang, and I mean Gang. I love the fullness of the 146 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:37.480 show. Congrats Vonton Bailey, so good to have you in my ear holes. 147 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:41.320 I'm writing with a bit of advice as a fifty seven year old who 148 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:45.480 can relate to Susan's state of mind. I was talking this morning about how 149 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:48.399 Susan just says he's sad, she has nothing to look forward to. Dave, 150 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:52.000 I'd say, just let her feel it without you overthinking it or needing 151 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:54.919 to fix it. It's about her. She probably just needs to feel her 152 00:09:54.960 --> 00:10:00.120 way through it in a comforting place like home, knowing she can share how 153 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.480 she feels out loud without you freaking out or taking it personally. It's pretty 154 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:07.879 important. I have one grown up child and now grandkids and a son in 155 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:13.000 law, and I still go through moments of feeling lost or aimless, what's 156 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:16.919 next for me? Grasping at who am I now? But life is full 157 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.799 of that shit. It ebbs and flows, for sure. I need to 158 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:26.679 remind myself of that all the time. She'll be okay. Kudos for her 159 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:31.399 saying it out loud instead of doing and kudos for noticing she was struggling and 160 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:33.799 asking her about it. Yeah, because I was like, you know, 161 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:35.720 I'm like, what's wrong, I'm nothing, And then she started to cry, 162 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:39.679 and I'm like, okay, what's wrong? Yeah, and so we 163 00:10:39.720 --> 00:10:41.879 talked about that on the show today. Thank you, Kim. Just say 164 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:45.960 like, do you want to be listened to or do you want help problem 165 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:48.519 solving or something? Just validate her feelings in whatever way you can. I 166 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:52.559 only learned that a couple of years ago that a lot of the time guys 167 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:54.919 are you know. I don't want to sound sexist, so don't point this 168 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:58.759 out, but guys tend to want to solve problems. Oh I do that 169 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:03.519 too. You want to solve problems. So if I say something like you 170 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.279 like, you know, I'm so torn between whether I need to go back 171 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:13.000 to school or join the military, you will solve it. For men, 172 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:18.080 like what let's make a pros and cons list versus like, Oh, tell 173 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:20.039 me more about that kind of thing. Yeah, I wish I was better 174 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:24.480 at just listening. What are you, Jenny? I'm definitely a listener for 175 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:28.879 the most part and a comforter. I think they say, do you you 176 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:33.519 should tell your partner to ask you if you want comforter counseling? Oh yeah, 177 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:37.080 because Andrew is very guilty of being that person too. He's always playing 178 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:41.159 devil's advocate in scenarios and He's always giving me advice, and sometimes I just 179 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:48.519 want to talk and I don't so yeah, I I but I definitely do 180 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:52.399 it sometimes too. I think we all do. It's like I think that 181 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.879 I've learned in the last couple of years a lot of time women when they 182 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:58.919 say I've really got a hard thing going on down at work. My boss 183 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:05.159 takes credit for everything that I do, and my tendency has always been like, 184 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.639 well, let's do this, Let's make sure that you reach out to 185 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:11.399 her supervisor and blah blah blah. And sometimes women just want to be heard. 186 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:15.840 Yeah. I mean, that's that goes for anybody, because, like 187 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:18.519 I like problem solving, sometimes people just need to be listened to. Man 188 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:22.879 or woman or any next one. Don't say my name. I'm struggling to 189 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:26.480 make a decision and it will take any guidance that I can get. I 190 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:31.440 am a thirty two year old woman looking for my forever. Shortly after getting 191 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.000 out of my last relationship, I quickly met a guy through work. Similar 192 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:39.639 personalities compatible, very attracted him physically. Our only issues are and here they 193 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:43.399 come. Mm hm. He is forty nine, Oh god, I am 194 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:50.159 thirty two, seventeen years he is divorced with three daughters fifteen, thirteen, 195 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:56.240 eleven who live with their mom. Obviously it's not my dream scenario, but 196 00:12:56.279 --> 00:12:58.639 I'm in love with the guy. Part of me feels, who cares about 197 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.159 the age gap? You'll chareish, however many years you have with him and 198 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:05.559 being a step mom is not uncommon. But the other part of me thinks, 199 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:09.279 seventeen years isn't a big deal now, as he doesn't look or act 200 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:15.080 like it. But what happens when he's eighty seven and I'm seventy and being 201 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:18.039 a stepmom on top of wanting to have kids on my own, My kids 202 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:20.720 and I will be sharing husband dad time with the stepkids. I'm trying to 203 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:24.600 decide whether to fully commit to him or let him go and go back to 204 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:28.360 dating to see if I find as good a connection with somebody who isn't as 205 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:33.440 old and doesn't have any kids. Any fatherly or friendly advice would be much 206 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:35.759 appreciated. All or right, And I won't say her name. I say 207 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:41.639 go for it. I say you will regret it if you don't. But 208 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:43.600 I might be wrong, but I would say go ahead and go for it. 209 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:50.000 Seventeen years is a big age gap. It's not a big deal now 210 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:54.120 because you're both young enough to enjoy each other and enjoy life and go bike 211 00:13:54.200 --> 00:14:00.159 riding and climbing and whatever. But the kids, I would say, the 212 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.360 kids are old enough they might resent you for And I would also wonder why 213 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:07.320 did they live full time with their mom? Yeah, that was my first 214 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:11.480 thing that I thought of. Is that makes me throw up a red flag 215 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:16.279 as to what is the reasoning behind that. I know that there are situations 216 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:18.879 where like maybe they live an hour apart, so the kids stay with mom 217 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:24.519 to go to school and have like some regular schedule. But that's a little 218 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:26.720 bit strange to me. I think so too, because it's either the dad 219 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:35.399 wasn't really their favorite or they didn't like he wasn't really fond of the idea. 220 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:37.799 I don't know, but I would see do a little bit digging and 221 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:43.200 find out why the kids live full time with their mom, because you would 222 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.759 think that they at least share custody, right they might live a long way 223 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:50.679 apart. Yeah, And his answer is like, because that bitch is a 224 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.720 fucking psycho. Now you know you've got a problem. Yeah, so you 225 00:14:54.759 --> 00:15:00.000 think, yeah, oh for sure that walk away immediately if that's the system, 226 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:01.960 but I don't know. I also say, like, if you like 227 00:15:03.039 --> 00:15:05.279 him so much, go for it. I think you just have to weigh 228 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:11.600 like potential lifestyle differences throughout the years. That's the main thing. And I 229 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:15.360 know you mentioned when he's eighty seven and she's seventy, but there's a lot 230 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:18.559 of other factors that come into play throughout the years too. Well. I'll 231 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:22.440 tell you this one. I can do anything at my age. I'm sixty 232 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.919 one now, and I can do anything that I did when I was thirty 233 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:31.120 two. So he is twelve years younger than me. He is absolutely going 234 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.840 to be able to keep up with a thirty two year old. So I 235 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:37.639 could keep up with most thirty two year olds. I think a lot of 236 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:39.559 thirty two year olds would probably have trouble keeping up with me. But also, 237 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:43.399 does she want kids? So that's another she does want kids? Yeah? 238 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:48.440 And Helmer does he want kids? That's a brand. Yeah, if 239 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:52.120 he's starting from scratch, yeah, good luck. I say go for it. 240 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:56.720 I say, you know, but find out why he doesn't have the 241 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:58.720 kids, and you do have some things to talk about, make it clear 242 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:03.879 that you do want kids. Good luck. I'm gonna skip that one for 243 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:17.120 later. This one says bonjour, flechette lekaers. That means hello, ass 244 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:22.279 lickuerors. Fuck creativity. That sounds too fancy. Oh, dart liquors is 245 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:25.440 what it means. Okay, ah, yes, much more my style. 246 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:29.639 Dave wanted to point out in response to yesterday when you said you weren't sure 247 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.519 why celebrities didn't make themselves available for radio against Absolutely because they can do all 248 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:38.000 their own marketing, advertisement and endorsements through their own social media pages. So 249 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:41.919 why get up early and head into a radio station. Don't get me wrong, 250 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:44.679 I would totally get up early and come hang out with you guys. 251 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:48.600 But I'm know Nelly, I'd look ridiculous with a band aid on my face. 252 00:16:48.639 --> 00:16:52.200 Okay, you're funny. You should be on the radio. That's a 253 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:55.200 really good point. But I will say that the a lot of celebrities still 254 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:57.200 do. But maybe they're more selective, like they only go to like the 255 00:16:57.279 --> 00:17:03.480 Elvis Durant Show or the Ryan Seacrest show. Bobby Bones, that's another big 256 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.440 name. Yeah, onto my email. Some questions. I'm curious about when 257 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:10.519 you guys actually record the podcast. In the early days, it seemed like 258 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:12.680 you were actually doing it after the morning show. However, for a while 259 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:17.000 now Jenny always has to let you know when to wrap up, so clearly 260 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:18.839 it must be happening during the morning show. How does that work? What 261 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:23.039 about on days the podcast is longer, which I absolutely prefer, Please make 262 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:29.240 them all longer. Right now, we are at seventeen minutes. We're doing 263 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:33.119 it today after the show because we've had a very fun, busy show today 264 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.359 and there was no gaps where we had a chance to do the podcast. 265 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:41.839 But like on Fridays when War of the Roses replay is on, we'll record 266 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:47.160 the podcast between six twenty and seven o'clock. Sometimes during the week when we 267 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:51.000 do have a replay of like the Dance Party followed by War of the Roses 268 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:53.000 replay, then we can also do it. So it's like, okay, 269 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:57.799 why not economize, right, But today on Wednesday, it's eleven thirty four 270 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:03.720 in the morning and we been working on show stuff and recording some content that 271 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:07.119 we haven't any time yep, So this is a little bit later, and 272 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:08.960 you got to get out of here because you've got editing of content to do. 273 00:18:10.200 --> 00:18:14.319 Jenny, and then Bailey's having lunch with Fallon today lunch with Fallon. 274 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:18.960 I hope she likes me. You're a pretty likable person. I hope you 275 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:22.200 like her because, let me tell you, I worked with that bitch for 276 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:26.400 years and I'm kidding. Yeah, Fallon's really easy to talk to. I 277 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:30.799 wish Jenny was going with me, so i'd have like a little like to 278 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:34.000 be scared of Fallon. Yeah, I'm scared, but I feel like I 279 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.599 am going on a date, and I know, I get it. You 280 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:41.880 know, she's really easy to be around, and you're super talkative, So 281 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:47.319 I'm not worried about you guys at all. But have we all gone to 282 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:51.240 like we have a lunch date with somebody and it's like, I don't know 283 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:52.440 what we're going to talk about. I don't want to talk. I don't 284 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:56.440 know what to say to them. And then you go and it's fine, 285 00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:59.240 and you know, there might be a couple of starts and stops in conversation, 286 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.359 but then after a while you settle in. You're not as nervous anymore. 287 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:04.480 You'll do fine. I'm glad she's a girl, so at least we'll 288 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:07.200 have that. Don't stare at her mole, now, she got a mole, 289 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:11.599 A mole on her forehead. Yes, so don't don't do it. 290 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:14.920 Oh gosh, but I'm thinking about it now. You're gonna stare at the 291 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:17.799 mole. How are you? It's real good to It's real good to meet 292 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:22.440 you, Bailey. My name's Fallon. Okay, you can't do that. 293 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:26.039 You can't do it with an easy conversation topic like how's your hemorrhoid doing? 294 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:33.400 How's your hemorrhid? Then that's a good idea. What does it look like? 295 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:38.519 Just showy? All right? Next with same person, Next question, 296 00:19:40.119 --> 00:19:42.400 what is the deal with the microphone flags? Do they have the Morning Show 297 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:45.559 on one side and Fallon and Cult on the other? Is the Fallon and 298 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:49.200 Cult won a graphic? It was previously Fallon and Zach. Then they had 299 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:52.400 it changed over so fast when cults started. I can't imagine they are being 300 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:57.599 changed between shows. Uh, they actually are. So it was. I 301 00:19:57.599 --> 00:20:00.559 will go ahead and take credit for this trend because a couple of years ago 302 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:04.319 I said, we need to get these microphone flags because I look at some 303 00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:07.599 of the big shows in our company, like Mojo or Elvis Duran, and 304 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:14.079 they have microphone flags that say Mojo in the Morning or the Elvis Morning's show 305 00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:15.960 or whatever. So I said, I'm going to buy these microphone flags so 306 00:20:17.039 --> 00:20:21.200 with my own money, and it costs probably several hundred dollars hundred. Wow. 307 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:23.319 We ordered these and then we stuck them on the microphone, and I 308 00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:27.119 remember the day we put them on. We all said, this isn't going 309 00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:32.720 to work because it blocks so much of our field of vision and it's right 310 00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:36.400 there, three inches from our face and it's all you can see. We 311 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:40.160 got used to it within a half an hour. Yeah, you have the 312 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:45.160 hardest one of all of them because yours blocks looking between Bailey and I's microphones. 313 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:48.759 But we can still, like Bailey and I can look at each other 314 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:51.440 just side to side and look over at Vaughan. But you're the one that 315 00:20:51.559 --> 00:20:55.400 kind of like has the most obstruction. M I feel like, But yeah, 316 00:20:55.440 --> 00:20:56.920 you get used to it. I totally got used to it. I 317 00:20:56.960 --> 00:20:59.799 don't even notice it now, not at all. And it's good for you 318 00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:02.240 know, like videos and things like that, because it shows, you know, 319 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:06.400 hey, what is the show that you're watching? And then fallon when 320 00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:10.319 she got the afternoon show, she stole my idea because people have been stealing 321 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:14.799 my ideas for centuries centuries. Yeah, and so she got the Fallon and 322 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.240 Zach microphone flag also paid for with her own money as far as I know, 323 00:21:18.799 --> 00:21:22.359 And so then that changed, and so now it's Fallin and cult And 324 00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:26.160 actually when we come in, I think it's kind of like, I don't 325 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:30.599 know, sometimes they change the microphone flags and sometimes they don't. But it 326 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:34.359 takes how long Bailey to change it? Once you get the hang of it, 327 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:38.160 it probably takes like, I don't know, twenty five seconds. Yeah, 328 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:41.160 but you have to get the screw in and it's upside down and it 329 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:45.079 feels like you're in tech ad class in high school. It's hard. Okay, 330 00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:48.319 So but that's the story with the microphone flags. I know this is 331 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:52.039 probably getting long, so last thing and this will be the last email for 332 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:56.640 now. Content idea. I think you should do house tours aka morning show 333 00:21:56.759 --> 00:22:00.000 cribs. I can't be the only one who would find that extreme entertaining. 334 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:07.079 All right, Ta ta for now, gotta go diddle the bean, which 335 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:08.319 was something that hell did that come up on the show. This is when 336 00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:11.759 you were here a couple of weeks ago. I don't know why we were 337 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:15.640 talking about that, but I remember labeling the title we titled it that, 338 00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:21.759 but I don't red Bean God, I don't remember. Okay, she does 339 00:22:21.799 --> 00:22:25.440 say kidding, but maybe she is. Maybe she isn't. One more thing, 340 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:26.880 Dave, thank you for being a father figure to a girl like me 341 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:30.960 who has a dad that just plaine sucks. I sent a separate email about 342 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:34.799 this as this has already gotten too long, and that is from uh, 343 00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:38.880 Brianna. Brianna, thank you so much. You know what, I will 344 00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:45.519 accept that father figure honor. Uh. And I hear that often enough to 345 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:48.799 know that there's enough. There's a lot of people out there, men and 346 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:52.599 women who've got kind of absent fathers or fathers who don't seem to really care 347 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:57.559 that much. So yeah, that is a real honor for me. And 348 00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:03.279 I will expect a Father's Day present coming up on Father's Day, which is 349 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.319 only a couple of weeks away from who from this person who's just seen this 350 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:11.400 bitch and everybody else it thinks that they that I'm a father figure. So 351 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:17.640 Brianna, I'm looking at you. Mail that twenty dollars Bill christ or or 352 00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:21.039 some old spice. I think the old spice would be good. So I 353 00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:25.000 start getting a bunch of cars in the mail out from Yeah, I want 354 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:29.559 to Father's Day. You're gonna wonder are they really my child? Can I 355 00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:33.519 tell you a story? Can I tell you a story? This is a 356 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:38.720 true story. I was quite promiscuous back when I was younger, like in 357 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:42.680 my twenties, I was. It was quite promiscuous. Wow. And I 358 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:48.480 would always ask are you on the pill? After I came and that's a 359 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:52.279 joke. That's a joke. I know you were just going into being promiscuous, 360 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:59.720 so that felt at all before we got into the whole thing. I 361 00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:02.519 would say, are you on the pill? Yeah, don't worry about it. 362 00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:03.799 Okay, then we do our thing, but you never know. And 363 00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:07.839 Philip, pills don't fail. Pills don't always work, they fail. Whatever. 364 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:12.279 Yeah, checking my mailbox and I'm probably twenty four, twenty six years 365 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:18.720 old, I get a Father's Day card with no return address. Geez, 366 00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.599 and I don't remember what the inside said, but I looked at it, 367 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:29.000 going, do I have a kid out there that I don't know about? 368 00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:34.759 Or is this somebody's funny idea of a joke? And to this day, 369 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:41.720 I don't know for sure. But I never heard from any kid ever who 370 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.480 wrote and said you're my dad? So I think it was somebody trying to 371 00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:48.880 be funny. It was a great, great joke. Why are they gonna 372 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:52.880 let you in on the joke card? Are they gonna send you another letter 373 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:56.599 soon? I remember, this is a long time ago, and nobody ever 374 00:24:56.599 --> 00:24:57.599 said, hey, do you get that funny Father's Day card? That was 375 00:24:57.640 --> 00:25:02.640 me? Nope, so I don't. That's why they call you daddy Bear. 376 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:04.880 Thank you, Bailey, and we'll wrap it up with that. Send 377 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:11.519 your emails to Ryan's show at KADIWB dot com and send Father's Day cards to 378 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:14.519 well, you can look up the address online. That's it. Have a 379 00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:15.000 great day and we'll see you tomorrow.