From the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods
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Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's
how he spread the word about the pirate ship. Oh, we got a
full house tonight, Danny Fallhouse. It's for Kevin. It's his birthday.
So he invited some friends over birthday. Kevin sting himself a birthday party.
He said, he's got all the stitches. It's like himself a roast.
Stephanie, Laura's here, Laura brought Kevin flowers. Hell, yeah, I
can't believe you brought him flowers. They were not funded by me? About
buy or good? You're wait you're reflowering him? Yes, yeah, we're
reflowering and refingering those flowers. Real what what so you read when you say
reflowering? Where are the flowers from? Originally, our dear dear friend,
Earl David Reid, Earl David Reid signed you up for a He met you
on this podcast, and then he met you for fifteen minutes in person.
Yeah, okay, so how did he get your address? So that's a
that's a great question. That is a good Stephanie. You should be a
detective because I wish thinking the same fucking how how Yeah, we've from the
creators of Ball's Breen comes boobs eyed. He messaged me on Instagram after I
met him with Kevin and pull that microphone in front of your boom trap my
trap and asked for my address raddress because he also sent me some Wait,
so he asked for your address to send you some ed R swag. Yes,
a smooth move. Now this is where So he's a good address,
wants some free he's got his own sweat. Well it was it was a
pubes and stand up he does. He's more than he's a headliner and clubs
and and a rooms. I would say, you know, okay, so
that makes a little bit more sense. And he was on the radio with
Weez many years ago and he went to do a sitcom and some other stuff
and then he uh, he went into and he does things. He gets
really into something like he used to be a heavy set guy and then he
became a bodybuilder. He's supposed to be Uncle Phil, the original Uncle Phil
on Fresh Prince PN. He's got dogs that are trained that are dock divers
that jump and stuff. And then he's he's a stand up and he does
auditoriums and things. He plays that big like he you know, he does
comedy at the Carlson, which I would rather see comedy in a tight room
like that than I would in the theater, but he does he does both.
So wait, so what swag did you get delivered? I got the
doc. No, I did get a lanyard that was like v p all
ed R access. I don't know, Yes it does. It gets right
into his bedroom, get backstage and why are you where are there six of
six of us in here? Oh? My god? And then I did
get a shirt and I was like, oh, thank you. And then
a few days later I got my first. Now how many do you have?
He's this is the third time I've got in the roses? Can we
open them up? You can have that? What so well? Now that
sound very nice. The guy went out of his way. He spent a
lot of money, but this is the third time. And I told him
I was not going to go on a date with him. Oh there's a
card. Oh there's Stephane. Would you read the card? Let's definitely read
the card kept you read the card? Alright, alright, you read the
card? Okay, boy, hey girl, we should we should we should
have been what the opener was? Girl? How do you spell? Girl?
You are out g r L? He wrote, g u r L
excamation point your beautiful XO ed R enjoy yourself? Is it y you are?
Or why you feel? Because I feel like I'm breaking the bro code.
So the first time I thought it was very nice like, but then
I also said he's older, like how he's sixty three? But he told
me he was fifty and so what wait wait wait wait wait wait is he
black? Yes, the black subscription? To get away with that, he
was like, fifty's ripped because he's a bodybuilder. And so I met him.
I thought he's funny, he's nice, you know. I was sitting
there with Kevin and so your subscription subscription? How sometimes sometimes I swear so
just white and favorite my favorite prayer is how he signed it, not earl
nor. He wouldn't even text me. He forgot the apostrophe. Wo.
Yeah I noticed that too. Yeah I noticed that too, But at least
he got all five letters. But the flower people, I think typing that
up. I think no, you write it from the what is this from?
What? A hundred flowers? Hundred flowers. By the way, if
you're going to order one hundred flowers, do not get the vase because they
always break. All just get base. There's a base. I already have
two vases at home because oftentimes they break. Figured I was going to come
in and I literally got them at like five o'clock, and I was like,
fuck, here's Kevin's birthday gift. Kevin doesn't like flowers, Well,
Kevin got flowers, Well he can he can regift them to Stephanie reflower.
This would be what Stephanie for coming in and give us your time to show
you guys how to finger flowers. I've never heard of. It opens them
right up. They look better, they're all happy. Yeah, they're all
soft. You get sticky? Is his sticky? There's not nothing sticky feels
nice? Is it? Just is? When you finger flowers? Tips?
Here we go both on to the same show. You're going to get theody
you got this is a love Yeah, and this is the third time I've
gotten. How many are in there right there in your hands? Stuff that's
like a dozen dozen And she just got two dozen, two, two dozen
every time. The first so we got that, so and so you just
turn your nose up at this. No. The first time I got them,
I thought I was very appreciative. But that's when I reached out,
what is very appreciative? I was like, it's usually follows by all.
I was sort of like, wow, this is a surprise, like thank
you, they're beautiful. And then is when I found out one of my
friends had told me that she googled him. She's like, how old is
he? I was like, I don't know. I think he's like fifty.
And then I asked him and he's like, no, I'm fifty three.
I was like, ooh, I say that I would date up to
fifty two. Again, we know I I haven't read cut off, but
okay, well say twenty five to fifty two. Did you tell them fifty
two part before he gave you his age? No, no, she did
not. No, he said he was fifty, so she bought it,
said he was fifty three, and then my friend looked him up and found
out he was sixty three. Yeah. I thought, well, he told
us he was sixty two when he was on he may have had a birthday.
Yeah, yeah, so I thought he told us while you were on
here. I don't know. I guess I want to take one and pass
it along. You can smell your fingers afterwards too. Follow that one again.
There's just so many fun things about I've done that. Have you left
places and different yet? And I'm going home? How are we fingering that?
To do it? This is n for the masses. It's a video
for the masses. I got it? Okay? So what you do?
Can you can you see through that is that video on? Yes, they
can see it looks kind of skinny and not welcoming. So what you do
is you take your finger on the outside of the pedals and you work your
way in and you you finger it around lip pedal by pedal, your face.
My flowers talking you musty dinner. First, know when you go around
and around and around, this is really a thing, and you open it
up so you could keep going. But right off the bat you can kind
of see how it has wow full look, and you can also peel it.
The flower is hydrated enough you can actually peel them back like this and
make your arrangement. Where did you Yeah, when did you first start fingering?
I love flower? I'm like obsessed a flower shop just for like a
couple of days here and there. Do you really get it? Does look
how pretty it is? I know people who own different flower shops. Now
doesn't that look cool? Yeah? I didn't do so good. I was
never going to let and crafts. So like, if you're a guy and
you want to save some money and just maybe get three roses instead of two
dozen, you could get them finger them around, you know, and you
can hang on, hang on. And now we have to ask. We
have to ask Laura if if a guy showed up with three flowers that he
had fingered versus weight versus a dozen, do you think Dan's meditating? He's
real into it? Now, Peel, do you have to announce it?
Just understood? It's really relaxing. Yeah, but nobody looks good. Thing
is if you don't finger too, you don't want to finger hard, you
know what I'm saying. The right amount of pressure will get gentle and you
should go to a circular motion found and around and Valentine, But does that
kill the flower sooner? Because I was told that when you buy flower they
should be kind of closed so that they bloom. And there's more life when
you're when you're opening the flower like this, now, all of a sudden
you have a shorter shelf life. This is true. So I had an
event where you open yours too much. You're too hard, too much.
You need you need to slow down, to slow down in slower circles.
Stand, it feels like a funeral parlor in here now, like look,
a flower looks like a hallway. An event like this doesn't look very pretty,
you know, like a weekend wedding. You know, you know,
you need like a day or two and look like badass expensive flowers. You
can go to all these and get cheap flowers. Those flowers last forever.
I'm not gonna lie, no, but all these flowers last for longer than
any other flowers I've ever bought my life. No, who else has great
flowers Trader Joe. But you know why because all these own by Trader Joe's.
Wow. Yeah, they're the same, okay company. Yes, if
you go to any of these little farmers' markets around like Sunscape Farms, you
can buy a twelve dollars bouquet and they are massive. And to your point,
I did go to our friend Patrick Bonzio's leos, and they had the
biggest bouquet of flowers and it said twelve dollars. I get up to the
register and the woman goes, these are only twelve dollars. I said,
that was the sticket. No, she goes, okay, twelve dollars.
They were enormous, enormous and some of the nicest flowers I'd ever bought.
And I think you're right. I think you know not to You got to
make sure you put the stuff in the stuff that comes with you. Got
to put that powder in there. Yep. Feed the flowers. Well,
there you go. You finger the flowers, Stephanie. You know, flowers
open a month. You don't want to take some? You don't seem like
the flower kind of got I'll take I'm also going out tomorrow. He'ped up
them. What is that? Flowers? What does that mean? Okay,
so what happens with this poor guy who has invested this money and a subscription
to one eight hundred flowers is not cheap? Are you going to go out
with them? No? I told him no, I'm going to look at
it attractive, said, let's space. Yeah, I don't a month,
I think, I think, yeah, seventy nine a month. Probably,
Wait, so you're getting roses? Hang on, you've been getting two dozen
roses a month, once a month, once a month, and more than
once a month. Now, how many other women are on subscriptions? Is
it like he's like, hey, I do this ten times to get a
hot blonde? Does he got a plan? Put the keyword earl in the
box? He can't remember their names? Hey girl, it's earl. Now
I feel terrible because, honestly, like it turns of if he hears this,
girl, I would love flowers. No, But I'm just saying like
he's he's a nice guy. He's a funny guy. And I don't want
to seem like I'm stepping on bro code here, but I feel I don't
know, because it I get the impression, Laura, that you have made
it clear to him that you're not going to date him. Yes, okay,
And then you seem like you've been fairly direct. Looking at the last
text message that I sent him, and I was very you know, for
just a little bit more, he could send you some good I have a
chocolate to all right, Okay, hang on a second, So two dozen
roses a month and it's a subscription so that usually knocks a little off the
price. Yeah, so was it a dozen roses? Going go with just
just the you go seventy five bucks the bouquet with the bouquet with the red
vease that we've got here, Yes, closest to the closest, but they're
two dozen, right, so does it double the bouquet price? It's all
inclusive, all inclusive. I said per month. You said seventy nine.
That's a really good number. Yeah, that's a really good number. A
little lower though, I'm going to go ninety nine. Ooh, maybe go
what ninety nine? Yeh, Laura, sixty nine? Of course you will
one dollar. I think I'm going to go eighty five ninety nine. It's
currently on sale regular price eighty nine ninety nine, on sale fifteen dollars off
seventy four ninety nine. So who had the seventy Danny was over over playing
prices, right, I was over the winner. Yes, you are sixty
nine. This guy was really taken back by you when he met you.
Yeah, extra for an extra nine dollars, you get some chocolate stuff?
What did you do? Smiled? No, no, I did nothing like
there was a smile. Listen, I have things to say. Oh yeah,
I met her one time and fell in love. I'm like, she's
got to be my friend. And then I invited her a party and here
we are, So, you know what, maybe he saw what I saw.
He's like, this Greek is beautiful and she's the whole package, and
maybe he just turned the romance on to try to get her. I can't
say I blame him. I often confused Earl and Stephanie. He is like,
why are we slamming Earl for falling for her? I'm not. I
was actually slamming her and the fact that maybe she's not being direct enough.
This poor dude. But you know, it's like a night's work at a
comedy club. The club. Yeah, and then after drink, maybe it's
like fifteen bucks. Oh my god, next time we'll get you to meet
Bull. You can get to se the flowers in a month. I've never
had a flower subscription never. I have never heard a dozen roses, let
it alone six dozen roses. And I know, so, was this the
first time you've had a subscription like that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I mean I don't think my ex what got me flowered? What did?
Uh? So this is an effort to impress you. And it's clearly an
out of town guy and he's on the road and stuff. But what,
What's the most grandiose thing a guy has done to impress you? Is this?
It? No, bat is too much poorn what I've been offered,
but I haven't done it. I was offered a trip to Jamaica, but
I didn't go. You were offered a trip to Jamaica? Yeah, okay,
you know one happens to you go to Jamaica. No. It was
a guy who I dated for like two months m maybe seven months of the
divorce, and he was going for his birthday and he's like, do you
want to go to Jamaica? And I was like, no, yeah,
if you were into him, you would. If I was into him,
I what have And when he sent me a picture of him on the beach
and he's like, if you played your cards right, you'd be here,
and I wrote, if you played your cards right, I would be there.
That's freaking good. Well, how about you the biggest thing that somebody's
done to impress you? Because you've had people offered to take your places?
Yeah, I've had the vacation thing too, But the craziest I think on
the spot was I was at a like a dance club on vacation alone.
This guy's like, you're incredible, Oh my god, what are you doing
tomorrow night. I'm like, probably just coming back here, and he goes
he offered me, like I don't know the word because I'm not a huge
basketball fan, like front row course and you got to go like meet the
players before or whatever. Because he knew somebody where was this Miami? I
was in Fort Lauderdale also had him be in Miami. Yeah, so it's
the Miami heat when Lebron was there, and I just was like I knew
if I said yes, he'd expect something, and I'm just he was not
friendship do it? No? Really natural? I got off for super Bowl
tickets. Y, Yeah, by two guys throughout my life. Yeah,
you'd put out for the super Bowl, Okay, Greg, don't get us
by the way, the super Bowl. The super Bowl is a pretty grueling,
a pretty grueling trip. It's not the easiest trip. You got to
get there like at two o'clock. Yeah, it's really it's a long day.
If I were to go this year, I would just I wouldn't even
go to the game. I'd just sit in a sports book and watch,
because that's I mean, that's for your Vegas they had, don't they have
one attached to the stadium. Oh yeah, right, So you can watch
from the sports but you can't bet. I don't think you can bet on
the actual game. What you can't. I don't think you can bet.
You can't bet football in Vegas. That a game being played in Vegas.
It's like New York with New York teams. You can't pay New York.
You can't on digital I can't. You can't bet college basketball teams that are
based in New York. Oh shit, yeah, you can't bet Syracuse.
Bet normal games, like on DraftKings. I'll d I like in game betting
me too. I do the flash drafts. I'm up like six hundred bucks
left. Yeah, man, that's great. It's so funny. Like Evan's
had one of the I like rotate the players Like no, Evans, I
would have wont like eleven hundred. So it's like I cheer for the players.
Cool. Well that is, and that's what makes it fun is when
you can bet, you know, like the next to score a touchdown.
Those are fun. Those are fun bets top But yep, they're fun bets.
All right, we'll take a moment. Speaking of that, we we're
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no sail that? This boat is sincond what you say? Long? It's
your birthday? Too much nost This is Kevin's favorite toad the wets Brocket song
This who that is like all of them? This is my favorite last two
hits kind of a lotic though. I can't go back and probably really appreciate
more than I ever. Did you know? I said to hit I went
back and that's how I've gotten back in it. Just never really was a
huge fan, but now listening to it. It's weird like that. Yeah,
John Mayer played it, he would on the channel, he'd love it.
I like the John Mayer channel on the serious XM. I am a
fan. What's wrong with John Mayer? What are you laughing? I can't
get that into him. I don't know, well, because you yeah,
you like the fucking body your metallic Uh? Did you ever get into striper?
How about what's the Christian one? Uh? The Christian uhlip slip knot
all right? A CD? It's a little more mainstream's mainstream medium rock?
Yeah. I like the singer songwriter stuff. They let's see, uh five
figure death Punch, Yeah, who's the like I'm trying to think of someboddumble
p What about Iron Maiden? Have you? Yes? Have you ever heard
of Sugar? Yes? That song bleed? Yeah? Yeah, great Jewish
rock stars, Yes they are. It's phenomenal. Favorite Jewish heavy metal band.
Lots of coff. Were you thinking of Pantera? I probably was thinking
of Panthero, Yeah, and I don't know. Yeah, I never got
into heavy metal stuff. I never cared for Metallica, I don't I never
mind. I like some of their stuff, but yeah, I never got
into the man a bunch of softies. Yeah you are softies, Okay,
softies. All season long, we've been talking to Peter Montemerno, who is
a Saint John Fisher grad and I think I'm going to say a coach,
right. He coaches football. He also does college football. Huge Remstein fan,
too D two analyst for Time Warn of Sports in Charlotte. Peter,
how are you sir? We've come to our our last show. It's kind
of sad. Well. We were just saying, if the Lions win,
do we continue on? Would you be willing the man? You're the man?
Sure? If you're willing? Wow, Kevin? Kevin was Kevin's idea.
We've we've brought them luck, so we got to keep it going.
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, wasn't the fact that they were winning
games of us? So you never know what uniform? Will we see Stefan
Diggs in next season? Buffalo Bills? Okay? All right, yeah he
didn't. Where did he go? Did you go on vacation? So I
don't know's it's such a conundrum with that guy. I mean, yeah,
his his production over the past ten weeks is what one touchdown I think to
one hundred yards. He reminds me of when des Bryant went south and he
still wanted to convince everybody in the NFL that he was des Bryant and he
couldn't fool anybody. And then Colin Cowhard actually did beside by side stats with
just like this unknown receiver and goes and it's like he goes, it's that,
that's that's Bryant now. And I'm wondering if Steph von Diggs has now
become des Bryant beyond being des Bryant, do you think so? I mean,
look, they didn't even double him in this state, and he's got
a huge cap number. So what's another three million dollars if you'll let him
walk? Because like when I didn't mention this yesterday, but Peter, you
saw this. He flipped out on Alan last year in the in the Cincinnati
game, in the playoff game, right yesterday. I'm sorry, Sunday,
he misses a ball. He drops a ball, and he holds his hand
up like an inch, like he's holding up an inch, like you just
missed it. Josh. It's like you're gonna keep showing up your quarterback who's
basically carrying you on his back. Get out of here. I'm done with
you. You don't need to worry about staffun till he starts doaling sit ups
in this driver like t Yeah, that was my favorite. That was my
favorite. I loved when he did that. Yeah, that was you know
you always And that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that,
thinking, Okay, let's say all of us, everybody you know, athlete
or not athlete, when we make him air or usually like we had our
chest my bad or I'm sorry, am I wrong? You don't hold up
your index finger, and so I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm not close
if it was your fault, right, I'm just like, No, I
think that was to Dayan's boy. Personally, I think that was Josh.
You know, I would have had it if it was. No. No,
that was an unbelievable throwing six twenty five mile for our wind, Oh
my god, like sixty yards, yeah, sixty five yards in the we
had on a dime on a dime, and he was there more than would
you still poor kid, well bass, it's getting death threats also, yeah,
I mean I understand. Also, we got one hundred thousand dollars for
his catch. Yeah. Now, yeah, a bunch of celebrities have picked
this up. That's cool. It was on the Today Show at least it
was Toots mackelvin fumbled that pot against the Patchers, agoing that his front yard
on fire. Oh gosh, oh god, they will take a knee spray
paint. Yeah they did. Yeah. There some bad bad and every every
organization where it feels like when it gets dark, the bills are at the
front of the line. I feel like when some of these reactions, the
uh was kind of my I enjoyed the some of these things. When Gabe
Davis, well, the fans are just relentlisted Gabe Davis who's been injured,
and they're screaming, you can't run around, bye, Gabe, you suck
now. I think Gabe has said he's gonna test free agency. Yeah,
yeah he did. He said that, And then it was a follow up
question, you know you you want to, you know, make some sort
of pack with the Buffalo. Of course I do. I would love to
sign here with Buffalo. But the first comment was, you know, catching
out free agency. He's got to get the receiver money somewhere, and that's
crazy. He'll get it. He should get it. He should he'll get
it so overall, So, Peter, what do you think you looked at
this? Have you watched the tape of this game? Too many? Too
many? Just to too many? Yeah, yeah it was I watched that
final dry a lot, you know, trying to figure out everybody's blaming Josh
for that throw to here at the end zone, and uh yeah, I'm
not on that. I'm not going to follow that the crowd, the mass
is saying, Josh, yeah, made a bad throw. Wasn't a great
throw, but it wasn't the read underneath the diggs. That wasn't the reading
either, that wasn't the one of the progressions just by the way to play
he had to care for a touchdown. If I'm not going to say that
was a bad throw because it wasn't. But the one thing that Josh needs
to do more of, and we've seen it all year, so in accumulation
of his body of work throughout the year, he needs to get back in
the off season to get back to fundamentals. And I want I want him
hanging out with Jordan Palmer all summer. I don't don't want to see And
this is this is my own opinion, This is me talking. I don't
want to see him at the celebrity Josh Allen. I don't want to see
that this offseason. I don't want to see the Kentucky Derby. I don't
want to see Toronto Blue Jays camp. I don't I don't want that.
I want to go. I don't want to one races, game shows.
He was everywhere the PGA Championship, the Master, he was every was a
member of OK kill. Yeah, and I'm not saying you can't. I'm
not saying that, but you know, I remember the story by Joe Burrow
and a guy goes to bed at eight o'clock, and that's the type of
dedication I want to see. I want my quarterback in bed by I understand
by Yeah, I mean Tom Brady the same thing. Right, could you
be we have a couple of ladies, Stephanie eyed and and Laura's and hello,
step and Laura's here as well, And could you be with someone who
went to bed at eight o'clock? No, No, too much of a
night out about night finger and flowers. I could. Yeah, that's an
eight pm. Yeah, yeah, I don't have to go. Now,
now what if it was what's his name? Uh? Ted No, no,
no, no, no, no, who's Teddy? Yeah, who's
the who's the actor, Seth MacFarlane, No, Mark, Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg goes to bed at seven pm and gets up at three in the
morning. Incredibly disciplined with his He works out, he diet, he meditates,
phrase no, yeah, he does all that and then but yeah,
you know, you also know who else used to go to bed eight o'clock.
I find this hard to believe. At the advice of Steve Tasker Thurman
Thomas in the season. Now during Super Bowl Week, that was a different
story for baby. We don't know. Nobody wants to talk about it,
but I'll say it. We don't know. We didn't have cameras. A
beater knows. If you need, you do it for your profession, to
you excel, that's fine. I could not do it like that. Couldn't
be my I have a full time party. My college roommate seven o'clock.
My college roommate who just moved down to Tampa and his wife built a house
down there. Both their kids are ones a senior in college, one's a
freshman, and they decided they sold their house in Syracuse. He would get
up. He would go to bed at eight or nine o'clock at night.
He would get up between three and four, go to the gym and do
ten miles on an elliptical every day and then go to work. That's what
he did. And he looks like he hasn't aged, and he sleeps and
all that, and you know it's great at parties. He leaves early.
That's it. What the heck? I know over here hammer and drinks.
Well, I hear you. I mean I understand what you're saying. Look,
you're making what is it one hundred and seventy two million dollar deal for
Josh? What is the number? I think something more around there and more
than that. Okay, yeah, But what I'm thinking is like the Jordan
Palmer comment once, like there are a couple of things in the game,
and we've seen it throughout the year, like that one that one throw Shaki,
which where where I started this is that he had a pocket to step
up into. Yes, thank you, Peter. You get a huge pocket
to step up into. So the momentum of the d M, the d
N wasn't going to stop on the dime and come back up field. So
he had time. So if he seals it or sees it prepherally, he
still can step up and make that throw the throw you need in order to
get there to Shakir. So that could have happened. I could have been
should have happened. Jimmy gets these points, he's like, it's like a
cocker spaniel the season. Yeah. Sorry, But Peter knows this because Peter
used to do play by play at Fisher games. He'd hold his finger up,
but the play by a play guy would be like, Peter's got a
thought and hang out, we're getting to it, and the Fisher would be
in no huddle and he's like he's like writing stuff down because he's got to
break down the entire offense in like thirty seconds. But Greg Cosell, who's
an NFL film guy who's on like now everywhere goes Allen needs to learn,
like what Peter said, how to climb the pocket and not give up on
plays so easily. On his receivers if you'll let the routes develop, they're
there when you take off and run. Now the receivers all have to like
break out of their routes and it's all free for all every time. Well,
and it's not that he doesn't go all the time, but he does.
He has a protensity to leave the pocket too soon and the play breaks
down and it becomes a free for all out there. So he needs to
get back to that mental clock, whatever he needs to do for repetition's sake,
to get him more comfortable, a little less feet happy in the pocket,
because there's many throws this year where he pulled that ball down, not
the same. He ran for yards, but he ran out of the pocket,
and now the whole field's gone. Now you have only your own use
and half of the field. Now the receivers are out of their route,
they're coming back towards the quarterbacks, so he can make play and again free
for all. So too many times he did that, and we saw a
big big time said he did it. He didn't rush out of pocket,
but he just threw off his back foot. Which is that Shakir tempt The
thing that was interesting to me is, you know, we talked. They
talk about Mahomes and I think the argument is that he maybe he and Josh
together probably the two most talented I'm not saying best, I'm just saying most
talented in the NFL playing the position right now. But then you look at
Mahomes, this is six straight AFC championships. That's pretty it's pretty damn impressive.
But that's a guy who seems to have I don't know if he trust
the overall team. They weren't an offensive juggernaut the way they had been in
past seasons, but if you looked at it, it was like, if
you look at the statuet, everything was on Josh, and if you look
at the statuet with Mahomes, it wasn't. There wasn't as many passing attempts.
There weren't as many, you know what I mean. And I know
that they ran a lot the Buffalo, but I still think the leading rusher
might have been Josh Allen or you know, so I some of that,
like did Joe Brady thing. There's been a couple of people, including Danny,
who doesn't think Joe Brady will be back as the offensive coordinator. I
don't know, he might, but I don't think yeah. And I think
there's a couple of people who are saying they don't think he will be interviewed
today. I guess yeah. And in the press conference, in mcderlis's press
conference, I have trouble to stomachs. Too many platitudes throughout the year.
It's so hard to listen to. It's just coach speak and nothing came out
of that. Everybody waits, you know the Bill sent tweets McDermott live.
I don't. I can't deal with anymore anyway. He was saying how he
was trying to magnify the fact that he is a pass first guy. Yes,
yes, yes he was. He did say that under Andrew under read
right, well, because because he coached read and read's passed first. That's
where I was. My twoteligis under him, so more or less, you
know, this is all about past passing league. My god, we threw
the ball behind the less for much sixteen times on Sunday sixteen and I understand.
You know, you try to make it as a glorified run, but
that's not going to win you a ball game against the Chiefs divisual playoffs.
Right, what do you I mean? We hear like, what's next season?
What what does next season look like for you? Do we think it's
I mean, do you think it would be worse? It could be worse?
Right, I mean the cap hits You're people were getting better. Look
how many coaches are changing hands. You got Harbaugh going to the Chargers with
a great quarterback. Yeah, you know, there's there's things are happening.
You're going to see more things happening in the off season. Better drafts.
They also had any money. They also have a cap where they had a
cap, but it's it's breached pretty much. So everybody's going to be fighting
to beat the Chiefs, to beat the Bills, to be Baltimore. You
know, I we don't make the slash fighting we did with we did with
Diggs, but I mean we had a chance to go get ob Jet.
We had a chance to go get his name escaping in Arizona. Yeah,
you so whatever the fighting, I don't it's beyond the financial permutations of making
that happen would have been. I have no idea sixty million over the camp.
After you add everything together, forty four million. Now plus you have
to add in the futures contracts, the rookie contracts and emergencies, sixty million.
Thad Brown from Channel eight said, so now you have to work your
way out of that. They will, but Danny knows all this. It's
gonna take a while. But Beth asked him to pick up some milk,
almond milk. Danny couldn't. There's no room the mind of a man,
the mind of a mail got it really is kidding is to play with McDermott
to keep him around at this point for this next season, hoping that not
hoping that they go they fall backwards. But then it gives Pegoula the out
to say, you know what, four straight but seea. I felt like
it would have happened Kevin now, which even stranger is that Belichick after they
picked up the Stalkings tired girl coach was kind of a shock. Everybody thought
they were gonna hire. So he's still hanging out. There's Kansas City rumor
is still hanging around. And Andy did you hear that? Did you hear
the case No? I did not the Casey rumors And Andy Reid he's sixty
five years old today. That's not the rumor. The rumor is. And
I ran this by Jeff Shedia and he thought it was interesting too from NFL
Network because I talked to him a little bit and he said, we're that
Andy Reid sixty five years old now. Jeff like he covered the Chiefs for
a while in Casey's he's got relationships there. It's not on the realm of
possibility that he retires. He's got a kid in jail and another kid who's
dead. He's a big man. Guys his size really don't live that long.
And it's not And so there's been talked that he's been willing to leave.
And the two names that are coming up were still out there are Bill
Belichick Mike rabelbl hasn't been picked up, right, Yeah, he was in
Carolina yet, Yeah, well Carolina's yeah, I know, yeah, today
the Rabel was in Carolina this morning. Wow. And I only know that
because my brother, my brother who's on the Monday at Football Crew. Actually
he was taken off for San Francisco because he's actually working that game Christo Detroit,
and he says, I'm in line with with Rapel. Well, he
doesn't live here, No, he's flying to whatever connection. He said,
I must have been interviewing with Carolina last night yesterday, because it was early
in the morning when when he was in line with Rabel this morning, So
who knows? Who knows? I would like to I think that this is
audio of Bass's kick then went wide right that. I I'm pretty sure you
have not heard. Uh if it is the Hong Kong or the Korean the
Korean call Korean? Have you heard it? Yes? Oh, my favorite
was one of my I love this. I love the International Games. But
now, I mean, look, they're gonna be playing in Brazil, They're
playing in Germany, They're playing in London. Here's the Korean call. Just
one more time? We did you want to the elements? He's it's crazy.
You know what made he made headlines and praise praise. No, they'd
be like, Josh scored this touch, Josh did this, Like he doesn't
get the praise. That's your one job, one job, one job.
You kick a football. Uh, Peter, we would like to end tonight
with a quiz you verse Danny. So we're gonna ask Danny to leave,
leave the studio. Five questions, and I'm gonna pass out paper. Can
somebody got it? You'll write down the answers. I will all right my
writing down Peter's answers. You're gonna write down Peter's answers, and then you're
gonna write down Danny's answers, and then we're going to compare the two.
Okay, all right, so Danny is out of the studio. Danny's out
of the studio. Do you mind these are all just Buffalo These are all
Buffalo Bills related. Here we go, Okay, okay, and ay,
we're playing. Who holds the Buffalo Bills single season record for the most receiving
yards single season record? Eric mold In What year did the Buffalo Bills last
win an AFC championship? An AFC championship is what year? Yep? Okay,
this season or the year that they actually I say, the year that
they actually wanted We could say, let's go with this. You're right,
Okay, let's go with the season. So that would be nineteen nive.
Which Buffalo Bills player holds the franchise record for most career interceptions most career interceptions,
Mark Kelso that's what I was thinking too. Against Which team did the
Buffalo Bills secure their first ever playoff victory? Which team did they secure their
first ever playoff victory against? God? That's a good question, oh man
u okay, nineteen sixty two over sixteen near chet? And final question,
who is the head coach of the Buffalo Bills when they appeared in four consecutive
Super Bowls from ninety to ninety three. March lead. All right, now
we need to go get Danny and we're gonna I'm I'm is he still yeah?
Well, Danny's see, Danny's got to see. All right, Peter,
just sit quietly. We're gonna ask Danny the same questions, all right,
and we'll react if I'm right. Okay, ready for this, Danny,
I have no idea. Right here we go. Danny, who holds
the Buffalo Bill's single season record for the most receiving yards red in. What
year did the Buffalo Bill's last win an AFC championship season? It was the
nineteen ninety three season. The Super Bowls played in ninety four. Though,
let's just get that clear. Which Buffalo Bills player holds the franchise wreck for
most career interceptions most career interceptions. I don't think it was Butch Bird.
I think it makes a great guess, by the way, might be,
but but I think it's I want to say nat on them, so I
should have keeped my mouth shut. I feel like I was influencing things there
and I shouldn't have. I'm not saying you're right or wrong, and I
didn't do that for Peter. That's not fair against Which team did the Buffalo
Bills secure their first ever playoff victory? Playoff victory? If we're going back
to the AFL, then we would have to say, oh, gosh,
they beat the Chargers in the AFL championships. But I think that they beat
the Was it the Jets to get there? And who was the head coach
of the Buffalo Bills when they appeared in four consecutive Super Bowls from nineteen ninety?
Okay, you got anything else? All right? I have my answers
written down. All right? Oh man, I messed used. Hang on,
now we don't need Who holds the Buffalo Bills single season record for the
most receiving yards? What did Peter say, Eric Moles? What did Danny
say? And Reid? The answer is Eric Molds one three hundred and sixty
eight receiving yards in the nineteen ninety eight season. Oh we're talking single season?
Yes, that's what I said. Season. I thought you meant I
thought you meant all right, I'm serg I thought you meant total. In
what year did the Buffalo Bills last win an AFC championship? It was missed
it should have said what season? Right? Yeah, both know it's ninety
three. Okay, wait, no, what what did Peter say? Here's
in nineteen ninety five? Danny said, I said ninety three and ninety three
is there right? Ninety five won the division in ninety five, they beat
Miami and then they never won a playoff game again until the Jags. Yeap,
okay, I can't believe that was ninety six, Peter. They lost
the Jags in ninety six. They lost the Pittsburgh in ninety five. Neil
O'Donnell, Oh, Kelly got knocked easier like Kelly got knocked out of the
game. Van Pelt came in that Kelly came back. I can hear every
vagina in the room just drying up right now. No, that's just the
flowers, which Buffalo Bill's player holds the franchise record for the most career interceptions.
Danny, Let's start with Peter. Peter said. Peter said Mark Kelso.
Danny said, these buddies with Kelse, I said nat Otims officially,
but maybe it was Butch Bird. It was Billy Atkins who recorded twenty eight
wow from sixty one to sixty nine. Bird's a great guest, though,
Butch Bird, that is a good guess. Against which team did the Buffalo
Bill secure their first ever playoff victory? Peter said, Both said the Jets,
the Jets. The Buffalo Bill secured their first ever playoff victory against the
Denver Broncos on Christmas Eve nineteen sixty six, thirty one, twenty four.
Wait a minute, that's sixty No, that doesn't make sense because in sixty
four and sixty five they won AFL titles, So how could their first playoff
victory be in sixty six? When did they win? Him? Sixty four
and sixty five they beat the Chargers in b so how could they win their
first playoff game in sixty six? First NFL playoff game in sixty six?
Okay? Who wrote these? I want an investigation. I feel when Mark
Hillman comes at me. Wait, the Buffalo Bills secured their first ever playoff
victory against the Denver Broncos. I think I think this is Chutch Ept screwing
up. It is Chatch GPT. I will give you that it, but
I think that it. I think they mean the NFL. I don't think,
but maybe AFL because they were AFL championship breaker question, who was the
head coach of the Buffalo Bills when? And you both said Martin Levi that
is the correct answer. So two to two one one lev yes, yeah,
two to two with Levy. Okay, well, you know we might
have to just leave it as a Peter, who is the head coach that
resurrected? I got to as well, So I'm in this Peter, who's
the head coach that resurrected O? J. Simpson's career? Uh? It
my reckon question? Did OJ do it? Peter doesn't think so? Oh
you do think so? Did? I didn't for years? I didn't for
years. For years? You didn't think so for years? No, I
didn't for years. Peter and I are obsessed with OJ. We could just
do an OJ podcast. It would last like three episodes. I need cover,
Bill, I do so, Bill. I mean, this is really
this is very talking about Vagina's drying up. Listen to this one. This
is this. I had a wedding. I was. I watched that trialing
with my job like it was my job. I had a wedding in la
in nineteen ninety call it ninety eight. It was a work wedding. So
I wasn't with anybody at the time, so a bunch of work guys went
by yourself. And I wasn't a golfer time either, and all these guys
had golf uh golf team type set up. So I said to myself,
already know what I'm going to do. And everybody said, what are you
going to do today? I'm like, I'm just gonna hang out watch a
movie at whatever. Middle Wait a second, you went to Redwood? Did
you went to Brintwood? Wow, that's cool. I went to her.
I went to her condo. I wanted to see for myself. Wait,
you went and didn't invent you fucking say? What what year was this?
Ninety eight? Yeah? I missed it all right, So nineteen ninety eight,
so we're talking four years later. They hadn't remodeled the house at that
point. Then right Peter, they they had remodeled it. It was there
was a sensing up, but the whole entire outline of condos right there.
So I'm thinking of myself. I wait a minute, I went, I
went behind the condo and when I noticed he's in the way where they said
the Bronco was parked, where he had to walk up the walkway killed him
to get back in the car. So all I noticed in the driver was
very tiny little pebbles as the driveway. So it's not pavement, it's not
concrete. It was tiny little pebbles. And I said to myself, Okay,
I is there was that much blood on his shoes. Why weren't there
any tiny little pebbles in the crevices of the accelerator in the great pad in
the bronco Did you take some pace? Why not? That's a great question,
that's a great question I did. I felt bad after I looked over
the fence gates. There was a sign there which is the alleyway that went
to the front door, that said please please respect our families probably say,
now, I feel bad. This is nineteen ninety eight. I'm literally out
of her property trying to get Oh there's the mike. No, you know.
I just wanted to get a heel of everything they talked about court.
I wanted to get a feel for myself, the intersection, the busyness.
I wanted to get That's why I did it. I think that's cool.
We have a house and website you can investigate in about four years and flowers
that's all right, Well, I think it is interesting to go see it
certainly the biggest thing in pop culture at the time. Since then, since
then, they've actually reassigned the street number for the house and rebuilt the house
so that like if you come, if you pass by, and you'd have
no idea that was where Oji did it supposedly. No, yeah, yeah,
they did knock the condo down, but they just refaced it. And
he knocked They knocked his Brentwood mansion down. Damn bought it and they knocked
it right down. And they found like a contractor's knife in the in the
crater that they thought that was OJ's knife and it wasn't. Kevin sent me
a TikTok of a woman who was No, he sent me a TikTok of
a woman. Now I want to play this. I think we can do
it here. Listen to right. So this is a reporter who's going around
with him. Looks like he's at the the the Santa Monica peer area.
I don't know where he is. There's pondrej yeah and it and so they're
doing almost like a day in a life of OJ or something like that.
So this woman came up to him, and I don't know if you could
hear it, but she said, hey, and she goes, I've always
wanted to shake the hand or I've never shaken the hand of a murderer before.
Right here, now, I gotta just say to me, shut up
your narcissistus, bitch, because this looks like well late nineties early it is.
But the only reason I say that is, what are you gonna do?
Go bragged all your friends as you're sitting around drinking white. I went
up, I went up to j I told him he was the murderer.
He got away with it. Your opinion means nothing, You changed nothing,
You made yourself feel good, you know, scissistic piece of crap. I
just that would have knowed, Like, honestly, God, I may see
Ojing. That's a guy I'm not going to go stand next to because I'm
not gonna support someone who I believe killed killed his wife. That's it.
I don't need to go tell the world. Hey, I guess what,
I I don't need to do that. This she couldn't wait to get on
camera and then you're feeling now, listen to this. He had a surprise
for me, and I genuinely was surprised. I think it was his idea
of a joke, and this is it. Oj opens the door. He
has a banana in his hand, and he goes slasher when she knocks on
his door. She's in a hotel or something to do the interview. I
think it's a banana in his hand and he goes he's making He's the one
making that noise. Now that all right? You want to go, says
When he lived in Miami before the La Vegas incident, make at that through
m in jail for years, they used to call him the godfather, like
he'd be out partying with young kids like all the time and like do a
lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, I mean he was living it was
yeah, trying to escape. I mean I remember this last story for this
for me from me, it's like the summer of ninety four is when it
happened. So I think the summer of ninety four was the preliminary hearing.
So I was actually obviously in college a summer job. I was working as
a janitor in a local high school in the summer job. So the guys
that were in there, they would we would watch the primary Harry during lunch
and this guy my boss actually at the time, Camemeber, the guy's name
for the Life for me, but he was obsessed with O. J.
Simpsons, like obsessed. He's like, no way, he didn't know what
he did. And he comes up to me when he goes, listen,
I need you to write a letter to OJ for me. You were I
said, what are you talking about? I just I want to write a
letter to him, and I don't. I just don't know how to like
put together words. And you know, however, he was explaining it to
us now right, So I went home one night, I literally wrote a
letter and I gave it to him. I said, what do you think
If you like it? You sent? This is great? Okay, we
send the letter. I don't know how many months after, but OJ had
a book published of all the letters that he received. Stop it in there,
Yes, and my letters in there. Wow, but with this guy's
But it gets even better. Lisa Gibbons at the time had a talk show
and they chose him one of the one of the people that sent a letter
OJ to be on the show. So you that letter? What letter?
Say? That was so compelling? Bill? I don't remember I don't remember.
The book is still out there. I could probably look I wanted to
call. It's called OJ. I want to tell you. I have to
tell you by OJ Simpson. I want to tell you. This is between
the preliminary hearing and the trial. He wrote and released the book because he
needed to raise money for him for his defense, so he wrote that book.
He's the last guy. The guy's last name is Thomas Sello, I
think for the I think it was Thomas Sello. So and they put the
names of the people that wrote the letter in the book. Wow, and
obviously he pen hears me. He put his and read this is he didn't
even change a word or something. While you were in college, you were
doing the summer Yeah, yes, wow, Hey college boy, come write
me a letter. Look at that. That's that's really impressive too. I
think those are crazy. Yeah, I think those are two good stories.
The flowers came back to life as he told those stories. That's et.
Yeah, all right, Peter, We're we're gonna have to leave it as
a tie because any of the other questions, I mean, you know,
the most receiving yards in franchise history. Danny knows that you know that,
right, yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, I think there's
nothing really left. So for now, we'll let's score the first touchdown of
Bill's history, Pete in Bill's history for sorry, the first touchdown super Bowl
history for the Buffalo Bills. My mistake. There you go, Peter.
It's been a pleasure, and hopefully the Lions win and we'll talk to you
again. I love it, all right, thanks, great, Jehie,
definitely, Steph. Are you engaged yet? I already asked her about the
ring on her fingers. I'm not counting, okay, all right, you've
been following the story, of course. Yeah, everybody, maybe a letter
to like for me. Hey, I'm open now, I charged? Now
I charged? Great? All right, thanks Peter, Thanks later on.
Wow, that was that's interesting stuff. Yeah. I know, yes,
he is. He's got a lot of Yeah, and he hangs out with
Danny. Just kidd it, Danny, I just kidd it. All right,
we'll take a moment when we come back. I have lots of things
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I mean, he just brought up the the engagement possibility. I don't
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be done on the show. I've heard rumors, I've heard rumors of things.
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I know them. I know the lead singer's voice. I don't know
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I want to read me bedtime stories like in an audio after something. Yeah,
you know what, Now we have we have a little uh erotica story
about Race and Randy that Danny Rose, do you write it? Yes,
we have five copies and we might have to have one of you guys read
it. We may have to call Randy and and read it to Randy.
The story. Now when we take up the fan fiction Eroica, I talked,
Yeah, I've already said, I've already said a treatment out to market.
I was really impressed by this because I was like, damn, I
wish I had. I just ran out of time. So last night I'm
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here, and all of a sudden, I'm working at home and I get
a text an email. This was like around midnight. He wasn't working late.
I am always It's always like because I write, because I usually write
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you have? Do you have expectations? Stephanie, I'm the whole thing so
you're planning the whole Valentine surprise him description, I can tell you no,
I said, hey, how over Valentine's Day? I surprised you with like
an adventure and whatever it is, we'll just split it that we don't have
to worry about like presents or anything. But then he said he still got
me something. Okay, but I have like a whole plan. You have
a whole plan. Yes. Wow, that's a lot of effort. I
think that's awesome because if you watch tell Vision or follow anything immediate. They've
never marketed Valentine's Day to women going hey, why don't you get him a
nice set of golf balls? Or hey, why don't you take him out?
And we know it's always later. The dude has to do everything.
No, I've heard take care of his balls, not his golf balls.
But Manscape are the only people taking days in March. I wanted to plan
it to take the pressure off. I like planning things. Yeah, so
I've never had a good Valentine's curse by it? Yeah, I'm ready.
So you're ready. You've never had a good Valentine's No, really, I
know, Oh well that makes it what usually happened I'm putting the pieces on.
Well, my ex husband wasn't romantic at all. Okay, so that
that's a huge chunk you're getting a Valentine's Day cards aren't always like shitty boyfriends
or just mediocre things, or one time I almost died at the gym,
Like not even Valentine's Day, the egg whisk oh adult Valentine's Day. Yeah,
but you always But is that because you said the expectations so high?
It's always been a fight or something. It's like it's a Valentine's Day curse.
I've never liked Valentine. Why did you get in my wife Valentine's My
wife hates it. Just something would always happen to me on Valentine's Day.
It's like a curse. Yeah, it's very weird. See when you're surprised.
My wife would send her flowers to school on the day before Valentine's sper
and I said, no, I did it because I said, everyone's going
to get Valentine's flowers tomorrow, but no one's getting them today. The next
day, she said, nobody in school catch at all. Yeah, everybody
can't. The date was wrong. I would never want to go out to
a restaurant on Valie. Speaking of flowers, Jesus, Oh God, you
don't send me flowers, Earl David, my brother, Earl. Yes it
is. I have said. I have said on this podcast that I was
uncomfortable with all this because I feel like I'm violating the bro code because that
well, what do you mean now, Hang on a second. Yeah,
so, uh, Laura's here, and and Laura on the way out of
the house, your flowers arrived, so she came in, okay, and
we have been away by no, I'm gonna take you. Hold on,
let me tell you this right now. So, like two months ago,
probably I have sent them, okay, and then uh, last month,
I get a message that says, oh, we've delivered them again, and
I go whatever, but I look at my carner and it's not it's not
coming off from me. So uh, and then I got a message today
this said the same thing. So apparently you're probably gonna You're probably gonna you're
probably gonna get them for liven this point because you're not coming from me.
That my address. So I saw it there, it popped up, It
popped up from one of one hundred, and I was like, what are
they talking about. So I went and I looked at it and I was
like, well, it didn't come off there, and it happened the same
way like last month. So I didn't think anything about it because it hasn't
come from me. So maybe they're just going to do it. I said
the first one, yeah, and then and then getting the car menry she
blew me off, and then she blew me off. Was funny. I
was like, okay, and then I was like that's fine. And so
then they just kept so I was like, okay, Well, because like
I said, I looked at my thing and I'm going, this isn't coming
from me. Wow, you know. So I was like, it's not
coming out of my wallet. And you know, but in the in the
card it said enjoy the subscription. Now I have no idea, but I
just said, I these are so nice, two dozen roses, and I
said, I hope that we send them to me send them back. This
is what I'm saying too. I'm not the same thing. I don't know.
Yeah, I go, hey, if she said no, I just
told me Sweeten, if he was around, I'd go to, yeah,
well listen, I'll tell you what many things. But I'm not an idiot.
Okay, no means no and that things go. So I mean,
listen, please just enjoy him. Because I once I heard no, I
was like, no, I forget it, you know what, I'm just
going on and move on. I didn't know that they were going to start
this whole montage of of of a. Here's what she can do every time
they show up, just pretending from somebody that she likes, and she can
play somebody. Oh my god, she considered that fucking Josh Allen never leaves
me alone, that stuff and everything. She can do all that stuff,
and she can play biga with But like I said, now I'm just you
know that that ship has sailed street, so he's over you. Yeah.
Wow, look Earl's a good looking man. Listen, I was I was
be four dozen ago. Girl. Are you doing a motivational speech tonight?
Well what happened is I'm over actually going over to uh the high school because
I do stuff for do like a lot of motivational stuff and everything because it's
kind of leaked into my performance. So now I'm doing something for the Pennsylvania
State Police thing for that for tonight. So but it was funny. I
was on my way over there, which is like five minutes from the house,
and I was like, well, wait a minute, let me just
go back to the house. And so I came back to the house and
then I got to run back over there. So, yeah, well we
want we don't want to hold you up. But I think that's really cool.
Yeah, very cool. No, it was. It is funny because
it keeps showing up on my thing and I'm doing I can't. I say,
well, they can't be saying and then you know, they can't be
doing it because I'm not hearing anything from it. Maybe this whatever. But
then when I was on my way to this thing and I saw you want
to call, and then I saw that message from them today, I went,
I'm just there, still doing it. Yeah, they're still doing all
right. Well, your generosity is appreciated by me, earl by me.
Thank you. That's right, yes, tomorrow, so I won't get to
enjoy them. I'll tell you what. I'll call them up and just coming
to a Bill's name on it, there you go. I know he likes
me. That's we're about to eli. I don't like this because I feel
like I'm violating the bro code going you know, like the things are still
coming in and we're looking at these flowers are nice. We learned how to
finger flowers. I know that sounds weird, but they look even prettier.
You know. It's funny because I'm like I said, I'm sitting there and
I'm going to myself. I go, you know what, I can't what
you know, I'm like, I don't, I don't understand, and I
just went. I ignored it because first thing I did is I go and
I looked at my account, my car, and nothing's coming out of there,
so I go, you know, so all right, well, you
know, well, enjoyed time, enjoy your evening, and I thank you
for allowing us to interrupt. Listen, no worries, man, I got
to make my way up there. And I'm sorry about the bills. Dude,
I mean that's that you didn't think the're going to leave. They're gonna
let you down again? I mean, come on, you know, I
mean, can we get over this thing? You know? I was how
every year they went like twelve games and everyone's yeah, and then the last
minute they let you down. I like the new thing with the kicker this
year. That was a good take. On it. Oh my goodness.
But yeah, everyone's going crazy down here because where I'm at, there'sfore you
know, where where I live, it's either Ravens, Steelers, you know,
uh, Eagles, or or the Washington So everyone's going crazy over there.
Yeah. Isn't your buddy A? Isn't your buddy A stressing conditioning?
Yeah? Strength conditioning for the Ravens correct. Yeah, okay, and so
I'll be uh standing on that sideline for that. So very cool. Will
you really yeah there with somebody else if they ask you? Earl? I
did say. I remember when we were talking about Pittsburgh and I was like,
oh, Hines Ward was my favorite Pittsburgh player, and didn't he immediately
text me a picture of him and Hines Ward? I was like, wait,
a guy to the super Bowl? You'll go? So are old?
There's a there's an n Yeah, so that's goodness, you know. Sorry,
uh and uh so they go to the super Bowl. I'll probably end
up there too, So that'd be pretty cool. In Vegas, that's pretty
nice. Yeah, you know. Yeah, here's the thing I I hear
in Vegas. If you send a woman two dozen roses, yeah, I
mean, there's no limit listen, I gotta tell you you don't. It's
a gamble. Listen. You don't have to do that much to get a
woman in Vegas. All right, Well, enjoy your evening, earl.
Thank you for letting us bother you. Thanks man, what's about reached out
a guy? I love you, guys, take care. I was going
to end. Some guy walked in. I have no idea who he was.
We were gonna die. I wasn't sure either, I thought, but
I think he had a ginger raile in his hand, but he had slippers
on it. At first I thought it was a Jenny Kremle, and then
I'm looking at go, that's not it. And no one could see it
on camera, and I wasn't sure, so I'm half paying attention. I
go, I hope. I think he's harmless, but I don't know.
And we didn't stop. We just kept on the thought. He looked like
the old man from home alone, the first home alone. Yes he did,
yes, yes, the guy that lives next door. Yeah that's right.
All right, So there you go, ready for these questions. I'm
ready. No, I have not questions for you. I I have lots
of new questions right now. Is reading some of the text message, all
right, hang on a second. Now here, here's the thing is like
I feel like, yeah, that picture with him, I'm going like you
liked that. There was a picture of me Kevin and him and Kevin.
Oh, when I get home, I'll get that. No wonder why you
said it, you flowers? Okay, So the picture and look at seeing
Now you're learning something here? All right? Now here was my question and
more, Stephanie, you can maybe if you've read text and things come.
I always think, and I like girl, And if he listens to this,
he's gonna be upset with me. He's gonna be upset, and I
don't want him to be upset. But I just go back to I always
look for patterns. Now, how old did he say he was to you?
Originally fifty okay, and then the number moved fifty two, yeah,
fifty three, but he's really in his sixties. He said that he sent
one subscription and he's not getting but the card says enjoy your subscription. And
I think he I think he's locked in and told me that he signed me
up for Yes, I think he did. It's like Vegas. Sometimes the
line moves was embarrassed, so too what I do too. I'm going to
lie right now on the live podcast. And I think when he said that
he forgot what he wrote in the card. He's busted and you're just trying
to cover it up. Well, and again, what's the Probably just the
guy's subscription. The guy's out nearly eighty dollars every month. It's a lot
of money. He's just basically pissing it away. I mean, so if
you do that over the course of fear, that's about sixty dollars. Yeah.
Yeah, there's a lot of money. As to fly me to Pittsburgh
right away, right away. Yeah, he wanted me to come and see
him. I gotta sandwich. Okay, but hold on, hold on.
Here's the shirt and he sent me, would you wear this with the picture
of the iHeart ed R shirt? And I said yes, And so that's
how he got mine. It sounds like an emergency, like a heart ed
heart. I donate money to these people to like herd, like the ambulance
people. So that's uh, all right, Well you're going to tell me
your real age? Fifty Okay, there you go. I hate lying.
I know you give double nichols. Yeah, all right, Well, you
know what it's like, throw money in a hole. The whole happens to
be you. I'm just kidding, are you You got Earle on the line
though? Oh yeah, well I said the magic word Stephanie and Lauren he
was like immediately responded back, Oh yeah, you thought he had a shot.
He thought he had a shot with Laura again, that's what he was
hoping for. I'm very intrigued by this whole Valentine's State deal. That so
fun? Is it? Is it a destination place? I don't want to
give all right, all right, that's fair, that's fair a lot.
There's destination. There's options too, so there's like a whole I say,
one of those choose you likeump cool? I don't know it's going to be
fun, yeah, choose your own adventure or he's going to hate the ship
out of it. One of the two. No. Matt's dot Com did
it to Annual Singles in America study, And here's some of the things that
that came out of it. And I'm just I'm curious to see because you
were that o twenties, you were single for a while. Uh it says
not everyone wants sex twenty one percent of singles. That's almost a quarter mark.
Hillman said they don't want a sexual relationship right now. I thought that
was a little odd. Well, if it's somebody, I mean, unless
they just figure it complicates things for some people, you know what I mean,
you can maybe they've had bad experiences, I don't know, or they
didn't set up for the subscription. Uh. Money was the top obstacle for
dating. Seventy three percent of singles say being financially stable as a top quality
they look for. True. Yeah, somebody who I dated a lot of
poor guys. Yeah, I'm kind of over that. Luckily can support himself.
Yeah, you want someone who couldn't support themselves. But there well,
there are some guys who can support themselves. They just can't support two people.
Yeah, you know, I mean it happens the guy. There's guys
who are broke. I'm not dead beats. I'm saying there are guys who
are like working poor. They mean, well, they try hard, but
they're just they just don't have the good spokesman, Dan, I'm on that
team. I've been there. I've been those shoes. Right. Yeah,
and let's be ask. Yeah, women don't want to be independent until they
don't let's okay for dates to like, I'm willing to pay for a date.
Okay, hang on, hang on. When you dropped that I'm willing,
that's a big I mean, come on, Stephanie, that's a big
no way either you do you just say like, here's really no. I'll
be like, say I'm dating someone and we go out to dinner once and
he pays, and then we go out the next time. I'm I'm like,
let me pay. No. I dated a guy who was like,
you're gonna have to pay for every dinner, every vacation, every more than
once. I dated a couple of guys that I had to pay for ever,
no, I'm not okay with For him, it was a fantastic therapy.
I realized why I ended up in those situations. It's from being married
to rich and everyone like I would hear that, and that was it made
me so mad I could rip somebody's rode out. So when I was single,
I had like attorneys and surgeons asking me out and I'm like, they
said that about me, I'll show you I will take the bump seriously.
And then I'm like, what am I trying to prove? What the hell
am I doing? So I think I was just trying to do it.
Yeah, fascinating, isn't it fascinating? That was that is like I want
to bring my buddy Todd Kenny's a psychologist and just to talk to you about
Yes, because of that, I just was like, no, so,
okay, ended up in a pickle because of mean people in the past.
That's not true, I tell you. And I was trying. Who who
do you think was calling you a gold digger? I don't know. It's
just people on TV. And you realize even Taylor Swift gets made fun of,
Like whatever, I understand, But I mean, did someone did you
hear people say this about you? Yeah? You did. Somebody said it
to your face, or they'd say it to like an employee of the dealership,
like oh yeah, so and so said that it would come out when
you're drinking. I heard, and I would get so mad a car And
this was caused. This was post divorce, our marriage, even the marriage
you were ten years oh yeah, well not all the time, but even
you hear it once a year. It would just infuriate me. So when
I was I was like, okay, let's date the hang on a sick
because most of the time when I hear the term seriously, gold digger is
usually referred to. I mean, if you know what's fun if you were
dating my dad or someone my dad's age, if someone said she's a gold
digger, I would believe I would go that gives way more credibility. But
rich Andi's relationship actually started to fall apart when he wanted me to be a
stay at home mom and I was such a sales and working monster. It
really messed with who I am and was the start of a lot of problems,
like I am not a stay at home mom. H Like I am
a worker. I'm obsessed, like I have no desire to ever retire even
yes, so I kind of put things off balance in my mind. Yeah,
no, I can a boy, I could get that. But I
mean the gold digger thing, right, I mean who was the who's the
model? The twenty one year old blonde with yes, a seventy seven year
old or a fifty five year old guy, right, I mean that's what
we say. It really hurt me because it wasn't true. Yeah, or
I had somebody once make a comment like look at that fake smile, and
I'm like I smile it. Funeral said so mean, like she would just
bother me. So now I've learned to like let it roll off my back.
Yeah. One of the four agreements is don't take anything personally well.
I always think, yes, whatever, the people I've healed, I've grown.
I mean, you did you realize you're a million different people to a
million different people? Yeah? Right right, that's uh wow, Yeah,
so I'm smart. I can't. I couldn't. I can't. I wouldn't
think that would fuck with your head. I totally get that though, Yeah,
because when I started dating my ex husband, I mean, he made
more than me, but it wasn't like a staggering him out. And then
he just grew and grew at his business. And yeah, and you didn't
because this sagment. I was working in nonprofit and then I was stay at
home. I did do the stay at home mom. That's so hard.
And they were like, oh, you got to stay at home with your
kids and live this life of luxury while he was off working. But it's
not a life of luxury. I mean someone for that. Like I met
him when I was twenty. I just liked it. You went you met
him when he was so all the way Rode twenty two. Yeah, we're
both making peanuts back then, you know, but you then went the opposite
and dated guys need it everything. So right when I out of the divorce,
like I would have very successful men asking me out, and on purpose,
I would say no because I'm like, I'm going to show the nobody
was looking here and fucking even caring. But in my head it really massed
with me, right, Yeah, I could see that it did. Any
of these guys do you think had had potential? Like you could? I?
So I tried to like motivate and helping their job. I got this
one guy a sick job, but like, yeah, let's come here,
here's out, let's role play the interview, here's your resume, coach on
your sales. Like I literally was like trying to help them. Yeah,
like I got stuck in this weird let me help you. Yeah with some
hell guys I dated, Yeah, wow, and so that guy's living a
great life now see you A couple of them are better off. Let me
ask you. I'm serious, I want to ask you that, do you
think it's Rochester or is this just everywhere? Because you're known here? You
were on television, so that I think that played a lot into a people
judgment. Yeah, because if you I mean, if you walked in with
rich to like someplace in Buffalo or Syracuse, No, it wouldn't matter.
Even if you lived there for a while you didn't nobody knew you had a
dealership. Nobody would care. So I think that's what was part of it
too. It's like one of the things I hate about this particular town is
like there's no there's there's this hierarchy of big fish. Right. You can
go to Buffalo, everybody knows the bills are number one, so nobody competes.
Syracuse. It's the university, nobody competes all. But it's the government,
nobody competes. But here in Rochester, I could be the man I
think every Yeah, but nobody like aspires to mean they're great people. One
of them was my doctor. But nobody aspires to be like the Wilmot.
No. I don't think that if you go to Buffalo they have their upper
echelon circle. I would think that there's a different thing if you go to
Syracuse the Verdicts who have dealerships down there. But like, I mean,
like, but at the end of the day, there's kind of like a
hierarchy already established, so people are more free to be the real themselves here.
I don't think there is one Like, what is the best thing to
brag about here? Really? Nothing? Garbage plates Danny, that's who are
the big wigs here? Like the Wegman's Okay, great, yeah, but
I mean, you know Galisano. Yeah. But at the end of the
day, though, it's more about like who can top whom? Am I
wrong? I feel like about well, it's like it's a bunch of big
fish in this small but I will tell you that I I think that that's
everywhere. I don't think that's here. I don't think it's just here.
I know exactly what you're saying, because it's it's it's everybody knows everybody.
Well, it's like two degrees of separation. Everybody knows everybody in those circles
everywhere. You know what it really makes you want to stop and get to
know that person for yourself and not believe rumors or things I hear. I
hope people do the same for me, because I know that there's rumors on
me and I do They'll meet someone and I want to give them an opportunity.
Right, How many times have you heard something about somebody and then you
met the MENA was it's hit or miss miss somebody that we all know very
well. I heard bad things and then met him and was like, he's
awesome. What the hell? When I'm talking about the same girl. When
I was in Park City, Danny, I saw a lot of the same
thing. But a lot of times those people who live it depends on where,
what income level, but they're always there. And you're right, Rochester
has its celebrity, but so does so. Yeah, I'm sure this is
every city. I guess. I guess My thing is is, though,
is that people look at somebody at the verdicts and go, well, the
most important thing in Buffalo is like the Buffalo bills, right, Yeah,
so if you run into a bill, that's like the height of it.
After that, everybody kind of falls into the place. People are throwing darts
at what they believe they could be. She's a gold digger, I can
see it, right, because it makes themselves feel better about themselves. Or
she's a gold digger because she's with the car dealer guy. I guarantee that
said. In Buffalo, it doesn't matter. The buffalo bills are there.
Somebody owns a dealership. They're gonna you know that that family. Yeah,
you know, she's along for the ride, Daddy free cars for the rest
of her life. You know what I mean. I stuggle. Yes,
that's awful, that's awful. It's terrible. But I find it so funny
that he dated the poor guy. We know a guy who who went to
a country club and he told us, man, it was a peacock fest.
Yes, that's exactly what it was, a huge peacock fest. You
know. It's all jealousy, almost unhappy with themselves. That and guys who
are It's competition, especially among men. It's competition if guys think if guys
are wealthy, they think they can get anything. Oh yeah, guess guess
what, Yes they can't. Most of the time. It's a heavy card
to play that you get a high percentage of winning. It's right, a
wealthy guy bought you flowers and stuff, and apparently you proved that wrong.
I have seen that. All right, we will, We'll take a moment.
We got rac and Randy fan fiction, and I feel like you have
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and you are Iris from the Goobadols. Both of the same Yeah, both
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we started talking about fan fiction. I think it was the last time you
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fan fiction. You don't want the live like you up, you might interrupt
for the listeners. Well we could, we could pot him down, I
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Talladega Race and Randy We're we're on the podcast. Okay, No, I'm
just watching Barret Jackson Auction. All the Barret Jackson car auction. Do you
remember watch that? I can't. I get so sucked into that. You
love everything? No, it's great because and then which I think, I
don't know what channel is on them. I only see it like at certain
places when I'm out. But I cut sucked in. I just stoodn't from
The cars are great, aren't they great? Yeah, they're amazing. I
think it's the one uh back in the day. Well, I watched gas
Monkey Garage and I think they take their stuff to the bar Jackson Auction.
Is that in Texas? No, it's in Scottsdale, Arizona. Yeah,
Scottsdale. Okay, New was in the southwest somewhere. But that's the biggest
This is the biggest car show, the one that's the most expensive one that
they hit all year. And they had Brock Harrison from Pond Stars. His
boic was around the other night. They sold them really so oh yeah,
man, what well you know, you know me I'm a car guy,
you know, I watch this stuff. Yeah, all right, but is
it mostly it's mostly muscle, right that they're selling? No, no where
they've hit muscled. They get that. I've had a lot of Broncos and
Blazers and pickup trucks. Yeah. And now I'm looking at looking now,
I'm looking at the LS six Chevelle, you know, I mean just had
a sixty nine Core, just went through with a four to twenty eight coverbo
in it. That's pretty cool, you know. And I fell in love
with a sixty seven Coronet with a hemmy and that fell in love with that
car. But it's a good drag card. That'd be another rock week,
Yeah I could so. Randy, when is uh? What's the first race?
Is it Daytona Daytona five hundred, which is I believe was the February
eighteen, which is two days after my anniversary Minu Teresy's sixteenth anniversary. I
believe coming up it's two days before. Look at this, two days before
my anniversary. So, Randy, we have you on tonight because somehow we
got talking about fan fiction. Are you familiar with what fan fiction is?
I have no tell you the truth Okay, So there was a book series
called Twilight, and I think there's was some other book series that people twe
that the one would wear Wolf from the Vampire Player and stuff. Yeah,
you watched it, so I didn't watch any of it. I just heard
of it. So well you got grand kids and stuff. So the uh
so, but somebody wrote and what became Ironica and turned into Fifty Shades of
Gray started as fan fiction for Twilight. Now we were talking and we decided
that we needed to write some Race and Randy fan fiction. Okay, I'm
glad. I'm glad to hear that. So Danny has written some Race and
Randy fan fiction, which I think I think will impress you. I think
you'll fiction. It's not real, it is fiction. It is not know.
I never know what my life. I never know. We're gonna find
out what I read it. So I'm gonna put you there, can you
and I'm hoping you can hear everybody? And uh I can hear it.
I don't know. Should we go around and read a paragraph each? I
think so? All right, I think it fun if we went around the
circle and all right, I will, then I'll kick it off and then
should we go to my left. Yes, okay, all right, all
right, here we go, Randy. Ready, it's four pages. Yes,
sit tight, Randy, Okay, it was about said. It was
about seven minutes past seven race and Randy had already put in a dozen hours
in the garage on a Saturday. He was looking forward to getting home to
his wife Tracy to watch the night race in Bristol. Her favorite driver was
projected to win his third race of the season, and for Randy, it
wouldn't just be a lucky night for only Casey Kane if he took home the
checkered flag. However, Lady Luck wasn't strolling into this shop that unseasonably hot
spring night. In Geneva. Randy's boss had just had his Dolorean towed in
and it needed immediate attention. Randy, I hate doing this, but I
need this fixed tonight for my big race tomorrow night at Spencer Dragway. His
boss told him, I know you've been here all day, but I need
you to get this taken care of while I take him out my wife out
to Cobblestone on Main Webster. Before Randy could reply, the boss immediately waved
a salute and offered a quick I'll take care of you, thanks, buddy.
He ah right. Randy heard that before. He wasn't only upset that
he had to continue to work more unpaid hours as a favor for the boss,
but he had to have a tax with his wife that he couldn't be
home in time for the big race, and she never missed a race with
Randy. Before he could grab his phone to text her, he heard some
odd noises coming from the car. He looked inside and so that this particular
Glorian was one he felt he'd seen before. He hadn't worked on it,
but he was sure. But he felt the interior and the unusual dashboard.
He still couldn't figure out, for the life of him where he'd seen this
car before, But out of curiosity, he started pushing some of the buttons.
Suddenly, the car doors closed as it turned on. Randy tried to
take the wheel and turn the key back to the office position, but to
no avail. But the date he punched into the dash computer was November sixth,
twenty sixteen. Within seconds, the car took off down the parking lot,
burning flaming streaks out of the pavement. Oh man, what if I
wrecked this car, and how do I get back to Tracy? He thought,
Oddly enough, he was going home to Tracy just a few years back,
back to the date his favorite driver, Carl Edwards won his last race
at Texas Motor Speedway. Randy was transported back to his den and his flat
screen with his wife Tracy nestled on the couch wearing her Casey Kane pajamas and
waiting for the big man to come home. And while it wasn't the present
time, the present, Tracy gave f Randy afterward it was well worth the
overtime he'd earned, and the pair did the Texas two Step all night long
as Randy don his autographed number nineteen Edwards helmet and his Ricky Bobby Wonderbred shirt
in the car and later and later on the hood. The hard part was
having to explain to twenty sixteen Traces that he'd gone back home to one fix
his boss's car, two get home to twenty twenty four Tracy. So she
decided to throw her pjs back on and get back to the future with Randy.
He punched in the date and the year he came from, and they
sped home. When they got to the garage, the pair Randy and twenty
sixteen Tracy fixed the Bosses DeLorean, except when they finished, they decided to
do a little victory lap around the lot and come back for seconds. And
just as soon as they pulled back up to the to close the garage,
a silhouette appeared in the distance walked toward them as the dawn said in it
was now morning. And for every step this silhouette took, Randy got more
and more nervous, and then he heard it scream at him. How could
you? She screamed, Is this tramp? Why you couldn't come home to
watch the race tonight? Randy knew that voice, and so did twenty sixteen
Tracy. See Randy had never texted twenty twenty four Tracy to tell her that
he'd be late from work. Tracy, Tracy, I could explain everything,
he cried, And when twenty sixteen Tracy walked up to twenty twenty four Tracy
and she saw the car from back to the future, she realized what had
happened, and for the first time ever, Race and Randy felt like a
Mormon husband from the ancient three one five days. The only you can go
around the only thing that Tracy's fought about from that point on was whose turn
it was and who got to wear the Carl Edwards helmet when they would you
know, Race and Randy had the morning of his life. Afterward, he
called Bill Moran on his phone and left a voicemail, Buddy, you would
not believe what happened to me last night. I had my first Texas three
stuff if you know what I mean, Buddy, Goby, good job Race
and Randy Wow hat her? Oh oh, I forgot he was on the
phone. Yeah, so was racing Randy fan fiction. He went back and
he got twenty sixteen Tracy, and he took twenty sixteen Tracy back to twenty
twenty four and twenty twenty four Tracy got pissed off a twenty sixteen Tracy,
and then then you had both of them here, and you became a man
with two Tracys. Just like we just made the New York New York bestseller
list. I think we just figured the only thing Danny miss was a Dick
Trickle reference. Oh that's too easy, that's pretty good that yep. I
go get a beer and I will calm down and hold it out. I
said, I needed a glass of wine to read that. That's gonna let
that helmet. Randy, do you think your wife would go for that twenty
twenty four life? Oh, I tell you her, right, No,
I have no idea when I'm wait, wait, wait, let's just say
that that would be interesting. Well, you know what though, twenty twenty
four Racy would look just like twenty sixteen Tracy because she is as beautiful.
It's the day I met her. Oh look at that. Now you know
what ladies at that time travel threesome. Yea, the time travel threesome.
Every every lady should find a guy like Race and Randy. How nice?
Right? That? Pretty? Oh? Yeah, I mean I mean,
I mean Tracy. I mean she's going to be just keep it quiet.
She's going to be sixty this year. She looks nowhere. She's going to
be sixty this year. Four a man and she and she looks nothing like
a sixteen year old lady to me. Let me tell you, yeah,
that woman every day, every day I'm lucky to behave or believe me,
yeah, very lucky. That's uh, it's pretty good, Randy. I
think that it's nice, really nice. So what are you gonna do for
the anniversary. You got big plans. No, we do well. Last
year we actually went on about new rings. We spent about five six grand
on some new wedding rings and replacements and stuff. So this year probably not
much. We're not big on doing things. We just you know, just
to her, it's another great day for us. But it's just, you
know, it's like, you know, we've done stuff before. We just
spend time together as all we really do. That's all it really matters.
I could spend time, that's all. That's all I need. Yeah,
all I need is all I need is a All I need is a night
race and a couch and blanket. And I'm all I'm sitting right next to
you, isn't she big? Damn it's Bill in the morning. Brandy.
Who's your favorite driver? Now? I know it's not Casey Kane anymore?
No, well, her favorite is? Her favorite is Kyle Busch. I
mean, I'm would Harvard retiring. I like any four driver, I really
do. I like. I love Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch is great.
I mean he treated us so good last August we had to meet him.
I mean, he's right, he's right there at the top. Probably even
though he's not a four driver, but if I had to go to a
four driver, it would probably be uh Joey Lecgonnell or Ryan or Ryan Blaney
be right there at my two top ones right there, so and Kyle Busche
if I bottle them three together, neither one to meet there. Also,
three guys are great really, And I said Kyle Busch was so great to
us last August. I mean, it's really hard not to pick him because
he'd be really good to us. Write the story. Then well we got
to do that. We have to do the race and Randy Hallmark movie,
so yeah, to do we'll work on that. Yeah, yeah, right
for love all right, buddy, Well, I actually have a meeting uh
tonight regarding possible sponsorship of Racing Randy on the podcast. Oh wow, we'll
find out. I don't know, I have no idea how this will go,
but we'll find out. I have a meaningful every pretty that would be
pretty cool. About an hour from now, you said, and you know
I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna be really I'm going to be busy this
year. I got, you know, a lots of with the jergorship in
that TV show. We're shooting our Our shooting our pilot until twenty seven April
twenty seven, the TV show. All Right, well, I can't wait.
Randy's going to be a TV star New York Trip. That mustache is
gonna be everywhere. Jesus chrazy forgetting to all right, Randy, say hi
to Tracy. I certainly will, guys, and thanks for folk. I
haven't talked to you guys, and wow, it was nice to hear from
you. All. Well, we haven't forgotten about you, clearly. Randy
text me right after the bills, I'm ready for NASCAR. Yeah, I'm
I gotta get I gotta get some Texas Row and how biscuits there from biscuits
Texas Row's House biscuits. Yeah. Now there's second only to like red lobster
rosters number one. We're cedder ones? Are those are awesome? Where's the
texts? Where's tech Sis Roadhouse? Oh there's like one in Greece's one in
Henriette. Wow, well do because the wait list to get in there is
like, oh wait, I think I tried to take my son to one
in Greece because yeah, yeah, you have to like book like a day
in advanced Let me let me tell you a true story. I remember one
time I went to Red Lobster. It's just before me and Tracy was another
ex wife were we actually saw a lady. Yeah too, we remember seeing
a lady. Watch literally take the tin bake biscuits and put them in the
acre and put them in a purse. Red laughs. They're good. They
sell the mix and stores they sell them. You can make it yourself.
They sell them frozen. Yeah, for those who were really fucking lazy.
All right, Randy, I appreciate it, buddy. We'll talk to you
when NASCAR kicks up, maybe four, maybe before that, February February fourth,
I think it's the clash. Watch the clash. Okay, well maybe
we'll have you on before that. All right, you got it, man,
all right, we'll talk to you. Thanks, very good, because
or not if you can close that No, I don't. It's just a
pretliminary phone. It's a phone call. We'll see, you know, see
way it happens. I don't know. I've been trying to get this one
for a while with Ran. We'll see. That's what happens. So you
do all day, it's all day, right, you know. It's a
hustle, right, I mean I see the stuff. I see somebody out
there prancing around in their shorts in the picture, in their socks. No,
you were in socks. No what I had little black boots on.
I didn't see that black tall socks to create an illusion. Yeah, so
it looked like you were in your socks on all right, No, but
I didn't. I I did not. I tried to do a couple of
posts a week just to stay top of mine. Well, you're doing all
these things you had you You've done some pretty creative posts for your real estate
stuff. Right, there was something that's how I get my clients. Wasn't
there one where you were singing and I did a song? The song one
I saw. I did not watch this one because I felt like a creep
because you're looking over your shoulder in these little shorts and I can't wait you
I did, But what is the whole thing? Like, what what's the
theme? What's the premise is that you wanna I can read it to you
know? What is the premise? But you don't want to go out in
the cold with all the right equipment on out shopping without you know, without
having the right equipment yeah, that's good. Has this stuff worked for you?
Yeah? So I used to buy Realtor dot com leads, then I
bought Zilla leads, and now I just get creative on my social media and
I'll boost certain ads like I'll actually spend money. Okay, So and how's
that working good? Yes? All last year on my sales, I mean
yeah, it was all off social media stuff and then really interesting that you
need to start teaching me. So that's why people why you post so much?
Because it gets me business. Well, the thing is, like,
you know, I know that there are some people who like with anything,
They're going to live on whatever that platform is, and they're going to see
everything and they're gonna go another one for the gold digger. Again, here
comes a gold digger. Try to dig more goal. But I think that
people don't see it. You know. I remember somebody saying to me,
you don't want to have uh, you want to duplicate things on Instagram because
if someone goes to your Instagram page, they're going to see it. Well,
let me tell you something. You want to know what percentage is doing
that? Fucking three? Wow? I think three percent or less are actually
going to your page stuff That's what I'm saying. You need to keep stuff
out there, activity and there are ways to do it better than others and
I and they're, you know, to beat the algorithm. I would tell
you another thing right now that's very very popular, uh, is TikTok Live.
So I would do a story and we shall probably try it even in
here with the show. But if you were going to do a house or
a tour, go on TikTok Live. Now. The interesting thing with TikTok
Live is they almost reward you for staying on longer. They increase your audience.
Really yeah, so more and more people see you on there when you're
there, so you may want to open up, maybe talk some I don't
you know a little bit about stuff, and then take it nationwide. Plus
it's global, Well it's global. I mean it is everywhere. But I
want to sell house. I see what you're saying. I see what you're
saying. Try to do a target audience in Rochester. Yeah, I got
you. Yeah, so you're buying a zip code specific stuff? No I
am. I kind of spread it out. Yeah, okay, good,
I gotta lead. She goes. I know you live in Rochester, but
I love your marketing. Will you sell my mom's house in Syracuse apps freaking
Lily, I will I have coming to the west Side soon. West Side
said, that's impressive. That's really cool. Yeah, I think that's great.
I love what I do. Yeah, you know you can see all
the stuff, all right, ladies. Has been a lot of fun tonight.
Yes, it's been a lot of fun, from the roses to the
fingering the flowers. We got Earl David Reid on the podcast off within five
minutes when the yeah yeah yeah fan had a bet that they threw me,
like how fast can we get to read off the read off the phone?
We had Danny and uh and and Peter. Peter had great stories about going
to Jase Simpson and then something in a book. Yeah, he wrote his
boss needed a letter been written, dojy and it got published he wrote it.
Yeah, it's very interesting. So I can't wait to see what Steph
does for Mike on Valentine's Day. I'm just it'll invest in now, Yes,
will you come back and tell us get back with it yet, it's
gonna be fun, all right, Well, I can't. I can't wait
to hear about it. I think he's invest no, I won't get You're
gonna make me blush? What do you mean I'm gonna make you blush?
Am I gonna make you blush? You said it. I didn't say anything.
He just about what I do. That's what I do. I was
thinking, like, are you I've heard talk about like you would marry him
if he asked you? I would? Yeah, yeah, would you ask
him? No feminist? I can kind of yeah, well do something for
tradition and if you like to do it the other way to. I want
to be surprised. I have no clue he would if he would, but
yeah, you know, can we also shoot out, you know, Happy
thirtieth birthday to Kevin Mure over here. Yes we can. I forgot great,
Yes, that's right. I yeah, Kevin's big birthday. You got
a dozen roses, buddy, Yeah, and rage Adriane a celebrity present.
Happy birthday, Kevin. Happy birthday to Kevin. Stephanie selling houses and then
Laura will organize it. Yeah you could do that. Danny wrighton not just
fan fiction but also great articles in the Times Wing. Thank you, And
I'm Bill Moran trying to help Rachi and Randy get sponsors. We'll see him
Monday day. I didn't know what to do. I'm trying a TV yon't
du a letter to you start. They not a dander a moment unter State