1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:07,839 She departs the boat, and Frasier, in a gosling mcadam's kind of way, 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,560 runs out to her and bids her ado, and she gets very, 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:20,800 very teary eyed. And here is where we can see the I don't know, 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:25,519 the the story of someone who hasn't been loved enough, I don't think, 5 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:30,039 because yeah, this means the world to her, and I think Frasier 6 00:00:30,079 --> 00:00:33,399 hates her. Yeah, you know, he almost got him fired. And 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,079 he said his head smelled like a dead cot. She didn't say that, 8 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:40,960 and she didn't specify the kind of fish that she didn't say his head smelled 9 00:00:41,039 --> 00:01:03,519 like. Right, Welcome aboard. What another brand spanking new episode. Well, 10 00:01:03,519 --> 00:01:07,760 it's just very complicated. We got a new we got a new video 11 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,439 set up tonight. I mean, do we introduce the what do we call 12 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,120 him the producer of the show now? I mean, as you earned that 13 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:19,519 title yet I don't think so a videographer. We should kind of temper because 14 00:01:19,519 --> 00:01:22,920 who knows, I mean, he could fuck this whole thing up. You 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,439 never know, right, But anyways, we are back for another brand spanking 16 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:30,640 new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan Random sidled up 17 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:36,719 next to one Patrick Hickey permission to come aboard granted. What's up? Hey, 18 00:01:36,799 --> 00:01:38,799 I do want to say this. You know, Dylan, you just 19 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,680 mentioned there's someone in the room. People might not understand what the hell we're 20 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,359 talking about. We're trying to get the video to you. So if you 21 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,040 guys only listen to us and you want to see what we look like, 22 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:51,359 you can go over to YouTube right now and you can check out another Belowdeck 23 00:01:51,439 --> 00:01:55,159 podcast on YouTube and watch the whole episode. It's ridiculous because there's like one 24 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:00,599 hundred thousand times more people listening than watching, so you should just, you 25 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,159 know, listen. However you get it, get it. Join us on 26 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,920 Patreon. If you're not a cheapo, If you have five dollars to spend, 27 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:09,879 spend the five dollars. Don't be a cheapo. Um ad three episodes, 28 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:16,000 tons of fun stuff like that. The iTunes ratings and reviews of late 29 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:23,400 have been absolutely magnificent, and next week we're gonna read like five of them, 30 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,280 but we're going a little late. I was a little late tonight, 31 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,840 so we're gonna do it next week. We'll read your reviews. We love 32 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,280 you guys very very much. Keep up the good work. Five stars, 33 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,680 kind words, nothing about racism, Pat, how are you doing wonderful? 34 00:02:35,719 --> 00:02:38,159 And just one last note on that. We're twenty three reviews out from fifteen 35 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:44,000 hundred reviews on that podcast, So get in there this week and just wrap 36 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,400 it up for us, will you please? What is that about? But 37 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:52,800 people, it's like if it's twenty three then they feel like they can help 38 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:58,680 strange psychology. But we're grateful either way, you know what. I'm grateful 39 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:02,919 for what Lissa is gone. Oh and now we don't have to squabble with 40 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,240 our Facebook group about defending one not defending the other. We have a fan 41 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:10,840 named Nicki who I just cannot stand. I mean this with all due respect, 42 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,599 I find you incredibly annoying. I don't know why you're in any of 43 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:17,000 our Facebook groups. I want you to leave. How about the insane person 44 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:21,439 on our Instagram? We'll just post a video and then there's I don't know 45 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:24,120 where she finds the time. There's like four posts on there that are like 46 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:31,000 eight paragraphs. Manic Tomes. Don't start a podcast. Sorry, I won't 47 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,599 ever do it. So we have a lot to get into tonight. As 48 00:03:35,639 --> 00:03:40,400 I said, Alyssa is gone this evening and Captain Snap is snapping all over 49 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:46,039 the place. We've also got squishy or loquish. I can't it's not a 50 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,080 microaggression. I don't have my notes in front of me. Okay, calm 51 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,960 the fuck down, Patrick, how many pots are you giving? All right? 52 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,039 This was an amazing episode. I do want to ding post production just 53 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:59,360 a little bit, because, you know, last week Captain Sandy called the 54 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,199 list up to the bridge. I assumed she was going to give her the 55 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,199 axe, but I didn't know you were holding out hope. Maybe Alyssa could 56 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:13,080 okay her to death or mka her way out of getting fired. Thank you, 57 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,360 well, thank you. I thought she might be able to weeze her 58 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,279 way out of that. And I turn on the episode to watch it. 59 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:20,639 You know, I got to watch the show to talk about it, you 60 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:27,560 know. In the how does that worry? The episode description was another one 61 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,800 bites the dust. Well it's the title. The title. Yeah, I'm 62 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,399 thinking either a big fan of queen whoever wrote that, or someone's getting the 63 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:40,519 axe. So you minus of four pots for that one apropos of nothing. 64 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:45,000 I'd just like to name the episode Tonight after my favorite band, Nobody gets 65 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,920 fired. We can't call it that, yeah, but I'd love Queen exactly. 66 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,160 Okay, go ahead, okay, okay, okay. So the other 67 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:53,959 note here, I just want this for all the Sea Rats Sea Rats. 68 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:59,079 There's been a dozen instances this season where those walls are apparently made out of 69 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,720 paper in that goddamn boat. Okay, you gotta watch where you talk. 70 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,920 It was really fun the end of the episode when Haley and I think Tyler 71 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,439 and the guest cabin talking a little smack. They got caught. You know, 72 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,199 they might get fired. Here's what how you got to think? Well, 73 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,000 also definitely not right right right right, all right, see rats, 74 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,759 this is just for you specifically. Okay, think like you're in the film 75 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:24,040 The Quiet Place and one of those gigantic cockroaches is gonna rip your fucking head 76 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:28,600 off if you talk too much. Or a coda exactly so, or a 77 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:33,079 coda. Decent episode. Really fun watching the hit job on Lakish boy they 78 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,120 can't stand her. Yeah, yeah, hey, Lakish just a note to 79 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,360 you. Also, you know, I like to talk to the fans directly. 80 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:43,639 Lakish, I understand. First off, order turkey sandwiches at four in 81 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,639 the morning. You totally you get whatever you want. You still got to 82 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,079 be polite. You're not Queen the first and they're not your subjects. Okay, 83 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:57,519 well we'll get into LQUI forty knots. I thought this episode was actually 84 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,920 quite a bit of fun. Um. I don't like to see anybody lose 85 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:04,040 their income. It's a very stressful thing, but the life of a sea 86 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,639 rat is already stressful, so it's kind of a drop in the bucket. 87 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:21,360 This rag tag team of um, what's the what's the word when you're grabbing 88 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:27,639 onto the past with every single fiber in your hand? Is there an expression 89 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:30,360 for that? I love these people. I thought they were so much fun. 90 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:32,879 There was a ton of fun stuff going on tonight. Rachel is in 91 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:36,800 full shutter island mode, which is a lot of fun too. Um. 92 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:43,480 We had a bizarre Camille. We're gonna need you to fly to Last Angeles 93 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:49,720 for another pickup. Great episode of below deck ninety two pots. Wow, 94 00:06:49,879 --> 00:06:54,959 dare I say ninety two pots? So let's get into it. We begin 95 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:00,399 with firing of Alyssa, the problem child Alyssa. She reacts really the only 96 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:04,319 way that she possibly could. Thank you, Oh my god, it's so 97 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:10,839 funny. It's not funny. You're you're terminated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 98 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:13,000 you know you're not gonna make any more money. You're not gonna make 99 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:18,399 any more money. And contrary to popular belief or conventional talkings about this show, 100 00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:23,600 you don't make that much money, so you do need this job. 101 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,120 So it's actually not that funny. Um. Ross says that it's awkward because 102 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:32,160 of the history that he has with Alyssa. Ross. You, Lisa, 103 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:40,319 We're gonna lay off Ross for different reasons, but it's not about you. 104 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:43,759 And don't use the word history with you and Alyssa. It's not applicable. 105 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,800 What you and Alyssa have is meaningless. It is nothing. So this is 106 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:53,879 not awkward because you guys smoked Siggs and rubbed each other one night. Um, 107 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:59,879 but you know I was. There's been a lot of chatter online about 108 00:08:00,199 --> 00:08:05,360 the straw that broke the camel's back being the thank you Sandy, I mean, 109 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:11,079 Captain Sandy. Now, I think you and I can be monolithic about 110 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:16,560 this. No one should ever be fired for this. Now. Captain Snap 111 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:22,720 had a tyrannical meltdown over absolutely she felt disrespected, which is interesting because Captain 112 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:28,319 Sandy had so much patience and wanted to give a Lissa a lot of rope 113 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:33,360 when she was just disrespecting and being a condescending to everybody else on the boat. 114 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:39,600 So such a good until it hit Captain snapping. Well slight disagreement, 115 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,120 because it hits Captain Snap in the face quite a few times. I mean, 116 00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:48,919 the thing that was so crazy to me and like this is the delusion 117 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:56,840 of toxic people, where Alyssa has this goldfish kind of amnesia about everything she's 118 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,039 done in the past. She's like, I got fired for nothing. It's 119 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:03,320 so cute, baby, it's so funny, right, And it's like they 120 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:09,240 sounded like Dammy Davis Junior, all right, very backstop candy man. Yeah, 121 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,720 it's weird. He's gonna be he's gonna be la it's gonna oh, 122 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:15,600 okay, that's Caleb. It's gonna be weird that he's laughing. Yeah, 123 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:20,600 it's good. It's like an audience, you know, all right. I 124 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,840 don't know how I feel about it. I don't want it to laugh. 125 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:30,360 That's okay, all right. Fuck. It really threw me off. So 126 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:35,679 there is a moment, very very early on in the season when dare I 127 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:39,039 say Captain Sandy or Captain most Improved was on the boat. This is before 128 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:45,200 she had deteriorated into Carpi Snake. She was speaking to Elissa about Camille and 129 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,000 said, I need you to, you know, communicate, and the sas 130 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:54,000 back was so fucking crazy. Yeah. I didn't recall it because we watched 131 00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:58,720 too many shows and we cannot be mentally well if we remember everything that we 132 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,639 jest. So when I saw her go, oh yeah, no, I 133 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:07,360 have talked to her, and actually it's good that you talked to her, 134 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:11,919 because you haven't talked to me. And the whole sun Tanning conversation. There 135 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:16,559 is not a shred of doubt in my mind that Alyssa should be terminated. 136 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:20,480 I don't want to quote Apocalypse now and say with extreme prejudice because the show 137 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:24,720 has a little bit of an issue with black people, but terminated with extreme 138 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:33,720 severity over her shit attitude, but definitely not over the Sandy Captain Sandy line. 139 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,879 It's cumulative. It's cumulative. Yeah, yeah, But this is where, 140 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,600 you know, not having an HR department because old Patty was late for 141 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,000 work one time at that North American Insurance job. It was like the third 142 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:46,240 time they caught me running in ten minutes late, you know, because we 143 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,279 had those little punch cards, and Barbara, my supervisor, said, you 144 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,320 know, I love you, honey, but you gotta come in. And 145 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,799 they made me sign this document. It was my first strike. Yeah, 146 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,840 and if you got three, you got fired right right right. So they 147 00:10:56,879 --> 00:11:00,200 didn't really, they don't have records like that on these guys. Damn. 148 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:03,039 You know. I got a demerit because one of my first job, I 149 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,200 think my first job ever was cold calling old people to remind them that they 150 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,639 had appointments coming up or they were going to die. Yeah, and I 151 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,320 would say, have a good one. And the woman that ran the thing 152 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,679 was a Texan and to her, that was disgusting and she told me that 153 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,000 you can't say have a good one. And I kept falling into that that 154 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,759 kind of pattern, and so she wrote me up. She said I can't. 155 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:26,080 I can't have you say that one more time. And then I believe 156 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,639 that I did not quit. I just stopped going in. So anyways, 157 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,360 fuck you, old lady. Yeah, if you fuck you, fuck you 158 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:35,080 have a good one. It's a fine thing to say to people. I 159 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,879 agree, we're cold calling people about their fucking appointments. This is not you 160 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,279 know. Anyways, Hey, you know I did take issue with Sandy with 161 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:50,279 the whole having to have Ross escort Alyssa around. Ye know what I'm saying. 162 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:54,679 It's not like she got caught stealing a box of pencils out of the 163 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:58,840 office, you know, the storage, right, because that would warrant somewhat 164 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:03,879 stealing one insane thing that you by your first name you which he wouldn't fucking 165 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,720 steal a ream of paper, right. I thought you were going to say 166 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,799 violently harmed somebody, But the crime that you laid out as hypothetical for as 167 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:22,559 cardingtone was stealing writing utensils pencils. Yeah. So Captain Snapp gathers the rest 168 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,120 of the team and speaks on how their steps will be lighter now that Alyssa 169 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:31,360 has gone, and I am at my wits end with the Tony Robbins systems 170 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:35,039 and this bullshit. Now, Frasier does say later that he does feel lighter, 171 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,399 but I feel as though that's a little bit of Stockholm syndrome and a 172 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:43,080 little bit of intimidation of this very mean lesbian. Yeah. Also, Saddy, 173 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,639 come on, you gotta watch your tone and your choice awords here, 174 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,320 Okay, Aaddie and Dylan have got in little trouble with this. In the 175 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,480 episode, you you said that, uh, Frasier's head smells like a dead 176 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:58,360 catfish and Alyssa is basically a virus that infected the team. Yeah yeah, 177 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,320 I mean herats is the next worst thing next to herpies, but she's not. 178 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:07,320 In fact, you know, I went to Las Vegas this weekend and 179 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,679 it was very dry. And also we'll talk about it on another podcast show. 180 00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:16,440 Listened to that on picture dot com. Inflation has hit Las Vegas. 181 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,360 I mean the minimums are just insane. Oh don't go there. This strippers 182 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:26,360 cost exorbitant amouts of money now and the minimums are all fifty dollars. I 183 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:28,519 mean, it's just nuts. The wife asked me, like last week, 184 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,399 Hey, I love Vegas. When are we going back? I said, 185 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,639 never, dude. But it's also such a dry and clement climate. So 186 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,679 I needed a bit of chapstick, and I didn't have one because I couldn't 187 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:43,080 go to the convenience store and pay seventeen dollars for a thing of blisstics. 188 00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:46,399 So I asked somebody if they had it, and I and they were a 189 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,960 stranger. I hadn't seen them in fifteen years, and I said, have 190 00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:52,639 you ever gotten a cold sore? And they said, yeah, everybody's gotten 191 00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:56,200 a cold sore, and I said, not me. I can't use up 192 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,360 stick. So he was a little offended by that. Anyways, I don't 193 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,440 know why I brought that up. Moving on, Um, she departs the 194 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:09,879 boat and Frasier, in a Gosling McAdams kind of way, runs out to 195 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:15,240 her and bids her ado and she gets very, very teary eyed. And 196 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:24,039 here is where we can see the I don't know the the story of someone 197 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,879 who hasn't been loved enough. I don't think, because yeah, this means 198 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,879 the world to her, and I think Frasier hates her. Yeah, you 199 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,240 know, he almost got him fired. And he said his head smelled like 200 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:39,039 a dead cot. She didn't say that, and she didn't specify the kind 201 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:43,080 of fish that she didn't say his head smelled like. Right, So anyways, 202 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:48,960 um, what's next? Rage is told and Fraser has a little meeting 203 00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:54,399 with his team. Um, I'm a little lost on where we are. 204 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,720 Well, I will say this. You must hear how elicit her final how 205 00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:03,480 she internalized the firing. She said, I was the only one to stand 206 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,879 up to Sandy's bullshit. Right. I love that. Yeah, yeah, 207 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:09,600 yeah, oh that's terrifying. You know I've been defending you quite a bit, 208 00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:11,480 Alyssa that you're young, that's why you're behaving this way. Please do 209 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:16,320 not take this into your mid twenties. Yeah, learn from this. Yeah. 210 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,679 No, it's disgusting behavior. It's monstrous behavior. She was fired for 211 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:26,039 very good reason. Um, goodbye. And then I love how the lessons 212 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:31,039 have taken root too, because she said that yachting is for people that want 213 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,200 trauma. I just want to work. You're you're a You're a monster currently. 214 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:39,200 Yeah, maybe you'll improve, likely not, but you are a deemon. 215 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,600 And also, hey, Alyssa, if you're listening to the podcast, 216 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,919 we'd love to have you on it. We would love to have you on 217 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:50,320 because we will not sit idly by while you kind of volley bullshit at us. 218 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,919 And we have a pr rep on where we can't really you know, 219 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,360 be that pressing. But now we've seen your crimes and sorry, Patrick, 220 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,440 you can't ask that question. Oh I'm sorry, I can't ask that Okay, 221 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:03,480 hey, all right, So, uh Sandy talks to Frasier. This 222 00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:08,440 was an interesting conversation because Frandy Sandy says Frasier. I'm really happy for this 223 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:15,120 opportunity for a reset, and I really admire that you're pussy. She actually 224 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,159 said that because he doesn't talk back when he absolutely should and it's appropriate. 225 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:23,480 So we reach back out to Camille. It looks like Ben and Camille are 226 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:33,799 heading to the dr but um Ben needs to keep Camille abreast of the the 227 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:37,919 execution of her most ferous enemy. Ben. She's thrilled about it, but 228 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,519 it was, you know, it was nice to see that they're going to 229 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:48,720 be vacationing to the Dominican Republic, wherein there are pockets where, you know, 230 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:55,159 occidentals and Indigenous Australians alike are allowed to go. Most of the country 231 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,679 you cannot go because you will experience serious harm. But within the walls of 232 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:04,720 the all inclusive resort, they are going to spend some time making out and 233 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:11,799 filming an iPhone thirteen kind of music video from Melialisit's next hit. I think 234 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,039 it's a really fun vacation. Yeah, she's been pretty busy on that Instagram. 235 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,000 Yeah yeah, yeah, melialisit's got talent, she's got bars, she's 236 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,920 got flame. Yeah yeah, she's also got a hashtag hashtag justice for Camille. 237 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,720 Oh yeah, yeah, i'd say slow your role there. You were 238 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:27,759 both horrible. You were both awful. Jesus fucking. So we get to 239 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:33,880 a little pre crew meeting or pre charter meeting, which includes Sandy saying, 240 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:40,519 let's do our jobs. And that's quite literally it, that's quite literally all 241 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:42,400 she says. Well, she also says, you know, um, firing 242 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,559 people's you know, just part of the business. Doesn't have to be Captain 243 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:49,200 snap right, I mean one of your peers. Captain Glenn. I think 244 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,920 he's fired one guy in three seasons. Yeah, Parker, he fired Parker, 245 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,559 and Parker deserved it. Well, Parker kind of said, I'm out 246 00:17:56,599 --> 00:18:00,440 of here. Yeah, Captain Glenn. Captain Glenn is you know, he 247 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:06,680 is our favorite captain because he does find a way to modulate his emotions. 248 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:11,640 He understands that there are unconscious elements that are in control, and he satiates 249 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,480 them by slaughtering horse exactly. And listen, we don't want anybody to do 250 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:18,480 that, but it is seemed to be working for his style of I mean, 251 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,680 if you're a guest on the boat, what do you care? Five 252 00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:26,000 stars exactly? It's five stars. So let's get to the charter. It 253 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:33,880 is often foolish to prejudge people. You never know what's going on with somebody. 254 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,720 You know, somebody cuts you off, you assume they're an asshole, 255 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:40,720 but you know, you never know, right, people often surprise you. 256 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:44,240 With that being said, when these charter guests walked under the boat, I 257 00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:51,359 hate them. I hate them. I hate these people. Now that turned 258 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:55,759 out to be incorrect, because really the only person I hated was La Cuish, 259 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,480 and I didn't really even hate La Cuish. I just thought she was 260 00:18:57,519 --> 00:19:00,680 an annoying gnome of a human being. But the rest of them were quite 261 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:06,119 nice. John was very forward with sexuality. But that's the thing with these 262 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,079 fabulous gays. I mean, they just to sexually assault you all the time, 263 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,160 and that's you know, that's kind of fun. I don't get it, 264 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:14,279 but yeah, yeah, yeah, if the rules were reversed and everyone's 265 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,680 like, hey, Fraser, who you gonna fuck? Right? Right? 266 00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:21,359 Jesus fucking crap. You can call me whatever you want, or I'll call 267 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,759 you whatever. You just call me by my name, John, I mean 268 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,519 my gut. So anyways, um, was that too? Was that? 269 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:32,400 I don't know, asked the producer. I mean the videographer. No, 270 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:41,240 no, it's fine. Listen. We love all types of people. Every 271 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:48,359 every category of human being splits into eighty ten, ten ten percent or horrible. 272 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,920 Ten percent are very good, eighty percent depends on the day you go. 273 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:59,799 And that's with everybody. You know, certain gay people are very forthright 274 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,079 with their sexual desires, but certain bros are very forthright with their sexual desires. 275 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,759 I find it to be very overwhelming in both cases. So Sandy says, 276 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,960 as they're walking onto the boat, that's confidence, right, Sandy, 277 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,519 have a little bit more contempt for annoying people who cares that they're paying you. 278 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,160 Okay, they're not even on the boat yet, Stop kissing ass. 279 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:25,960 So, like I said, Rachel is in full shutter island mode again. 280 00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:30,559 She is not speaking to anybody, which is an edict that always lasts about 281 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,319 two to three minutes after she's delivered it. She does this thing where she's 282 00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:37,839 like, don't talk to me, and then she goes around She's like, 283 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,039 I've been in the cooler. What's going on? Yeah? So naughty. 284 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,519 I think she rubbed her a vage curtains on that turkey sandwich too. Yeah, 285 00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:45,440 yeah, yeah, I'm excited to get to that point, because it 286 00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:53,039 really was. It was very confusing what she said. Yeah, I guess 287 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,480 this. My next note is the fabulous have no compunctions about telling strangers that 288 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,640 they're going to put them on a plate. But anyways, let's move on. 289 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:03,480 Haley is a little spooked about working the bar because she knows how to 290 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:07,119 drink, not make drinks. The pressure is going to be put on the 291 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,200 interior because however massive a bitch Alissa was, she was very good at a 292 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:17,240 drink, very great drink maker. Um, lunch is going to be salmon 293 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:21,960 and or oven roasted chicken breast with not a lot of salt. We've got 294 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:29,240 people who are doing anti inflammatory diets. I wonder if you have an anti 295 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:37,759 inflammatory diet. My tummy hurts fight anything besides turkey sandwiches. Yeah, well 296 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,079 that's not true though, right, it's kind of true. Well, you 297 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,400 love paneer pollack, right, what's that? Oh? Yeah, I do? 298 00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:45,880 But you know, I you enjoy it and then you pay for it, 299 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,119 you know, right right? Nachos. Nacho's my favorite food group. 300 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,680 That hurts my tummy as well, right, right, right. I can't 301 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,559 just live on turkey sandwiches, Dylan, I gotta live man, right right, 302 00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:59,720 that's you know, there in lies the kind of split definition, because 303 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,079 you would live on them, but you wouldn't live on them. No, 304 00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:07,480 So Rachel begins drooling over the over John's penis. When she sees it, 305 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,200 um, she turns into a bit of a pirate and says, you don't 306 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,680 think I can see that massive cock or something. It was very odd, 307 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:22,799 And that is when we begin to witness the true horror of liquish who orders 308 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:33,839 a turkey club thirty minutes before lunch. Now as insane as the request is, 309 00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:38,200 the problem that I had with it was calling it just a turkey club, 310 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:47,680 because it's not. You know, Unei and caviare. But I don't 311 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,680 know if just a turkey club is the right way to phrase that request. 312 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:56,240 You know, if you say just some chips or just some crackers, that 313 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,920 makes sense, Just some nuts, some fucking bacon, and whack up a 314 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,359 fucking avocado. Yeah, exactly. You can't go, oh, I just 315 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:08,799 want some boatie pasta salad. You sound absolutely fucking ridiculous. You sound ridiculous. 316 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,839 It's a common food, common food, you can get it at every 317 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,119 diner. But you can't say just a turkey club. I think this was 318 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,640 Lakeisha. I think she was testing the waters here. That is when we 319 00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:25,160 get excuse me to Rachel saying, so I think about putting her LABIAU. 320 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:29,119 I don't know if she specified majora menora, but she did say that she 321 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:37,240 was going to put her labia in the sandwich. All right, gotta bleep 322 00:23:37,319 --> 00:23:41,359 that, well, you hit that flag, because I'm gonna bleep that hit 323 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,000 the flag on the screen. We just learned this new functionality. I don't 324 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,519 even know if it works. We tried it one time. I didn't see 325 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:56,720 it in the audio way, but anyways, what the fuck? So Lquiche 326 00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:07,200 begins screaming Forgeligeligelige. I don't I don't know what to say about this. 327 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,839 It's gonna get me in trouble. I don't want to talk about you know 328 00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:17,279 if I was this, you know. Oh yeah, Well it's the service 329 00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:18,599 industry. Man, You're gonna have rude customers. You gotta deal with it. 330 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,640 Kill him a kindness, kill him with kindness, and then wipe your 331 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,000 pussy on their turkey sandwich. Yeah exactly, I guess. So I have 332 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:30,079 to say these people are kind of fun. The gay guy saying he wants 333 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,000 to tuck Frasier in his dick and saying I'll call you whatever you want. 334 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:34,599 I mean, you know, it's it's all kind of fun. So can 335 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:41,400 we proceed to the evening? Sure? All right? So dinner is going 336 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,559 to be a tricky one. No as salt, no gluten, and Rachel 337 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:49,480 is going to have to mentally apply herself, which is difficult considering she is 338 00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:55,680 being screamed at by the man that murdered her family, which does not exist. 339 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,799 I mean, we've talked about the difficulty staring down the barrel at that 340 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,279 and a horrible you're cooking gluten free meals. It's stuff. So we sit 341 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,519 down for dinner and it would seem as though John has been through some shit. 342 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,359 My god, what a story. I thought it was gonna be pretty 343 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,920 light dinner convo. You know. One of the ladies was saying, well, 344 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,319 I want to buy a dress in Brazil, and the other lady was 345 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,440 saying how she had four kids, and John's story. John's story had a 346 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,400 little bit more to it. Yeah, do you want to tell the story? 347 00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:26,400 Oh? Yeah, he was married, he felt so sad. Yeah, 348 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,759 he thought he had a kid. I think he was probably looking at 349 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:32,720 the kid and he was like, hey, you don't have a saved chest 350 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,559 and bleach hair. It didn't look anything like him. You know, got 351 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:37,880 a DNA test, doesn't have a shaved chest. Yeah yeah, yeah, 352 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,319 yeah, so he got a DNA test. It wasn't his kid, But 353 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:45,119 it's okay, he doesn't. You know, everything happens for a reason his 354 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,920 words. Uh, And now the kid never no longer calls him daddy, 355 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,480 but he calls him Papa John. Well, it looks like we got a 356 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:56,920 little Scandinavian. He came out with bleached hair and a shaved chest. Common 357 00:25:56,519 --> 00:26:04,319 genetic makeup of seven that region of the world. That's how he knew though. 358 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:11,480 So um, we've got up first butternut squash soup and a warm sauteed 359 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:22,759 salad. This is a Shutter Island kind of culinary ad limp here because those 360 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:30,200 words should never follow one another when dining warm sauteed salad. I mean, 361 00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:37,799 she's losing her mind down there, man, unbelievable. The next dish is 362 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,160 chicken and the one after that is salmon, and John says, seven stars. 363 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:51,200 It's just unbelievable. Yeah, it's crazy. Dessert is going to be 364 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,920 with the Drag Show at eleven o'clock and we get ready for said drag show. 365 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:03,920 Ross says that he liked dressing up and role play, but technically not 366 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:10,759 in this environ and I'm just like, you know, I'm over the sex 367 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,440 addic shit. Yeah, we get it, you're you like fucking well. 368 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,240 I think his role playing was, Oh, that's my best friend's wife over 369 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:22,119 them night and then he bangs her. You know that's his role playing. 370 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,559 He asked the girl we took home from the bar, Hey, do you 371 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:27,640 mind saying you're my uh, your Todd's Wife's all right? Come, yeah 372 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:33,720 exactly because if sick person, if you do not, I cannot come. 373 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:41,720 Otherwise, you're just the nine thousandth and twelve woman that I've fucked, and 374 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,440 it's not enough for me. And this is enough for me. This whole 375 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:47,960 Ross being a sex addic thing. It's like, yeah, okay, I 376 00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:49,359 get it. You know, it's a little weird with me and Elissa having 377 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,920 this history. Okay, yeah, we get it. So let's get to 378 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,559 Tracy Twats. Oh I thought it was toffee Twat. No, Tracy Twats 379 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:07,039 comes out the Queen cape draped around I think John goes by him. We're 380 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:14,279 in this situation maybe her. I think it's her. Tyler finds a tremendous 381 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:21,200 amount of inspiration in this expression of one's gender identity, sexual identity, and 382 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:26,000 it's really quite a beautiful moment for him because he was you know, we 383 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:32,519 are reminded once again another very boring she read history wherein he tells us that 384 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,000 he was raised in a Methodist environment. That's the boring part, not the 385 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,279 inspiring part. We've already already heard that he was from a Methodist environment and 386 00:28:38,359 --> 00:28:45,759 he's still straight to his parents. But he says that this has given him 387 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:48,720 the courage to come out to his parents, which was really sweet. But 388 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:55,519 I would say, and I think he knows this, I would find a 389 00:28:55,559 --> 00:29:02,640 middle ground because if you go this route from what I know about South Africa, 390 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,759 I know that you know you're their son, but they could kill you 391 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,400 if you're this loud about the announcement. I had lots of thoughts on this 392 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:17,119 seed. First off, forgive me, I thought John was his alternate personality 393 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,559 was Toffee Twatt. I was going to create a theme here. If I 394 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,440 was a drag queen, my name would be a butterscotch cameltone, you know. 395 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:32,519 And h and also also dumb. That's so stupid, Okay, okay, 396 00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:36,880 Yeah, and then Tyler as far as far as looking for guidance or 397 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,640 or someone to give you, look at this person living their free life. 398 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,759 Has he ever seen RuPaul drag race? Yeah? I mean, if you're 399 00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:45,880 gonna look up to somebody in their dragness, look up Trinity the Tuck. 400 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,559 Yeah, I mean fantastic. Yeah. And while I do think that South 401 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:59,240 Africa may have whatever FCC counterpart cutting off that signal ever reaching that country, 402 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:02,559 there is a lot of stuff on YouTube, I mean, tricks and kanti. 403 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,160 I mean, the talent of the drag Queen is very on display. 404 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,160 They're very very funny. Um and um, there's plenty of inspiration out there. 405 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:15,880 I thought, Toffee Twatt, I thought that performance was lazy. I 406 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,319 thought I thought so too. Yeah, I thought so too. Um, 407 00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:25,440 sloppy choreography, sloppy choreography, and we get it. You know there's a 408 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,880 cock under there. But yeah, there has to be more to it than 409 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,319 that, you know what I mean? Um, Solaquis steps up for another 410 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:40,599 order turkey sandwich and a sprite taken to my bedroom and also a steak with 411 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:45,720 gold leaf on it. Now I think she is in the throes of um 412 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:51,319 browning out. So the steak with the gold leaf I don't know if it 413 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:56,920 was um distinguishes that though it needed to be tomorrow. The whole thing confused 414 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,160 me. She was kind of starting to think we will see that on a 415 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:06,119 plate. I think so too, But um, listen, I don't care 416 00:31:06,559 --> 00:31:11,119 for this woman at all. Um and whatever beauty pageant she won was judged 417 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:22,119 by UM. Let's not go there. But this turkey sandwich thing, it's 418 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,000 a fairly simple request rage and she's She's like, I'm gonna kill this woman. 419 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,079 It's late night. This is this thing that I don't understand. We 420 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,279 always tell people not to go on these vacations because this is met with such 421 00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:41,480 animus. It's it's like, oh, how dare they ask me to make 422 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:47,119 them bagel bites? That they brought themselves onto the boat at two o'clock in 423 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,359 the morning after an entire day were worth of drinking. It's like, I 424 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:56,799 don't got a problem with all out. So we then get to the sleep 425 00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:06,640 thing. We're in liquiche in a Yeah it was literally where they were serving 426 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,960 drinks. Yeah, Yeah, that place was dirty and scary. Where she 427 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:14,160 was yeah, and it that couch has the kind of quality that it like 428 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:22,160 it could be in a hospice ward in ten years, you know what I 429 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,519 mean, Like it has that kind of floral patterning that you see in you 430 00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:29,240 know, old folks homes. But anyway, she wants to sleep on that 431 00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:32,000 seems a little bit scratchy. She does request a sheet for it in a 432 00:32:32,279 --> 00:32:37,640 really gross way, and Tyler says she has no class. Chris Tucker and 433 00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:39,480 ice Cube leaned to the left and they say, damn, I mean, 434 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:46,000 my god, this guy that was so that was wow, Tyler, Oh 435 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:51,480 my god. All right, So next day, next morning, it is 436 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,440 raining, it is pouring, and they are thinking of dumping these people on 437 00:32:54,559 --> 00:33:00,559 another mud choked beach with used needles. Why is this the only beach they 438 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:06,519 can go to. It's so bizarre to me. I can't figure that out. 439 00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:08,000 Well, he did survey the land, but it looks like it's probably 440 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,519 the only place where you can get one of those little tenders drive up to 441 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,480 it. Oh okay, well here's an idea. Get on the boat and 442 00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:20,000 then go somewhere else and then look around for other beaches. I don't understand 443 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,160 how Frasier and I don't want to get ahead of myself. But he literally 444 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:27,359 walks up to these people. They're in a network of islands, and he 445 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:31,839 goes the beach that we've gone to is disgusting. And if I was, 446 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:36,000 if I was a paying guest, I'd be like, well, there's got 447 00:33:36,119 --> 00:33:40,640 to be more than one body of sand going into the water in this environment. 448 00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:44,240 And by the way, you know when someone's trying to get you, 449 00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:47,160 they're leaning towards one way. I actually have the transcripted. He said, 450 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,119 ladies, I can take you to a beach where your feet will get aids, 451 00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:54,000 or we can stay on the boat. Yeah, just your feet. 452 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,599 We don't know how it works, but just your feet will get aids. 453 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:05,960 So gee, what are you gonna choose? We get, we get to 454 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:13,719 breakfast and the request for gold leaf rachel Um equates a Delmonico Ribbi to a 455 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:21,559 piece of shit. Yeah again, whether it's Beaker or whether it's the guy 456 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:30,599 with all those facial scars sticking under the bars, Sum's going up. We 457 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:36,480 love rage when she really blows up at Bravo. And I don't know how, 458 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,920 when and how it's gonna happen. After filming we had her on remember 459 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,599 she said, fuck bravo, I know I We're gonna have her on again 460 00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:46,280 soon and we will ask her about what she was seeing down there. So 461 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:51,719 Frasier pitches the beach thing. We can either do things on the air, 462 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,760 your fee can get aids, and Liquis says, we just want to be 463 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,519 happy. Shut up, all right? Can I tell you that? In 464 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,639 response, because he asked them a question, he gave two options. Right. 465 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,239 It's like when I asked my wife, Hey, what time you're coming 466 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,119 home? And she goes, uh, well, I'm leaving work now after 467 00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:10,199 the electrician calls me back. Oh, thank you for the clarity on when 468 00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:13,760 you're coming home. Say that again. I tuned out. Oh it's someone 469 00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:16,760 you ask a direct question when you're coming home and the answer would be in 470 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,920 two hours or something. Okay, okay, I want to be happy. 471 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:27,599 Oh okay the answer. But what's the problem was Sheari's answer. I'll go, 472 00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:29,280 well, when you're coming home, honey, She's like, oh, 473 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,880 I'm I'm probably gonna leave after the electrician calls me back. Okay, thanks, 474 00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,559 Okay, now I know what time you're coming home. Okay, So 475 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,239 so God knows when the electrician is. That's my god it okay, sorry, 476 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:46,519 long day of me too. So um, the events were actually a 477 00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:51,440 lot of fun. I thought, Um, John and Ben are two in 478 00:35:51,519 --> 00:36:02,199 the pink, which is not actually applica to gay no intercourse, I don't 479 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:07,440 think. I mean the expression refers to vagina. Yeah, two in the 480 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:13,280 magic have a one in the butthole. Yeah, it's called the Shocker on 481 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:17,480 junior high playgrounds across America, or at least in southern California. Um, 482 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,639 first up, draw me like one of your French girls. I thought, 483 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:29,039 a very fun, sure, very funnautically themed Eventum. Second up, we 484 00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:31,320 got a little three legged race which could only end in bodily harm. But 485 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:36,719 first Captain Sandy looks to be correct and that the team is feeling a little 486 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:43,239 bit lighter now that Alyssa the albatross has been cut off their necks. Um, 487 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,360 the three legged race, of course, someone hits the shit, you 488 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:54,000 know, of course, you know it's a bunch of um old dr pageant 489 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,920 queens. You know, so one is going to fall and hit their head 490 00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,159 and they will got off the boat and have some kind of blood clotting, 491 00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:06,800 but it will not be part of this show. Um. Ross is the 492 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,880 judge of the diving competition. He's really the judge the entire competition, and 493 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,119 I can't help but feel like it's, you know, like the Russians holding 494 00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:19,039 up scorecards that you know he wants to fuck Katie, so obviously he's going 495 00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:22,480 to give her better marks. Um. So, with that being said, 496 00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:27,320 a really fun competition is completely thrown out of the window because the integrity in 497 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,360 the scoring is completely unreliable. You ever see the footage of putin play in 498 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:35,400 hockey and the other team, Yeah, like just let him score. Yeah, 499 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,000 that's the want their family murder, right, that's the danger of dictators. 500 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,639 It's like there's something bad going on. It's like, well, do 501 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,280 we tell him because he could kill us? No, that's not so. 502 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:52,760 Um, let's do lunch and let's end the show. Loquish excuse me, 503 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:07,480 sorry, Loquish demands mint, strawberries and berries in her water. I'm totally 504 00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:13,079 fine with that. I'm fine with the two. She did say it was 505 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:15,280 a seltzer though, I mean, you have a little gas in there. 506 00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:19,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little gas. I'm fine with that too. 507 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,559 It was kind of a hit job, wasn't it. Yeah, it 508 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,039 was kind of a hitch so she had a couple of bad moments. The 509 00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:30,039 one was the yelling lunch at the table but you don't know where sense of 510 00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:34,559 humor and not eating the turkey sandwich at all. Well, then she pushed 511 00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:37,480 off food and said take my plate away without saying please. But you know, 512 00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:39,920 I guess, Oh, she's a she's a disgusting human being. Yeah 513 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:44,320 yeah, yeah yeah um. And then the worst crime of all is calling 514 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:50,800 it just a turkey club, which is just insane. So vaginas are out, 515 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,960 filthy martinis are poured again easy John, that's not what they're called. 516 00:38:57,159 --> 00:39:01,039 Just sucked. Like, just stop with these gays, I mean, why 517 00:39:01,199 --> 00:39:07,840 God, Hailey and h Tyler began then laying on one of the guests beds. 518 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:14,199 I think it was Haley. Tyler does not traffic in any Tyler needs 519 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,119 to go work for eleven Madison Park. He's like way too good. He's 520 00:39:17,159 --> 00:39:22,880 a man. What do you mean? I mean he uh, he does 521 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,679 his job very well and he follows leadership. Yeah, but I feel like 522 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,960 he needs to be in an elevated environment where attention to detail is much more 523 00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:34,159 paramount than this. I mean, this is just this is a school of 524 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:42,320 runaways on international waters. I mean anyways, um, and then we unfortunately 525 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,800 in the show with some important news. According to who, one of the 526 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,800 worst pieces of news we've received all season. Important thing is how are you, 527 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,519 Lee wall I talk to the doctor and I have some important news. 528 00:39:58,639 --> 00:40:04,960 Oh what is it? I'm coming back? Damn it, God, damn 529 00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:12,599 it. But listen, Lee will be gone soon enough in a permanent manner. 530 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,960 You know. I keep saying that we're going to do this requiem, 531 00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:20,599 and I don't really ever think we are, but we probably the best bet 532 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,400 is going to be at the end of the season, though I don't think 533 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:30,159 we will. I think the biggest faction, the biggest kind of tension we 534 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,920 have for growth in this space, is these Lee fans. I mean, 535 00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:37,079 I know, these Lee fans just they don't get it. They don't get 536 00:40:37,159 --> 00:40:40,280 us. They see the black and the blue dress, We see the gold 537 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,360 dress, you know, and we love the rest of you who see the 538 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,320 gold dress with us. But if you see whatever color you see, we'd 539 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:51,000 love to have you jump in the iTunes ranger reviews, Tell friends, Tell 540 00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:54,679 family, subscribe, join us on Patreon and check out the YouTube channel. 541 00:40:54,719 --> 00:41:00,360 Subscribe their comment comment comment lots of stuff we need you to do, child, 542 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,039 every one of the things. Don't be a cheapo. We love you 543 00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:07,400 guys very much. I'm doing saying goodbye Pat, say goodbye adults.