She departs the boat, and Frasier, in a gosling mcadam's kind of way,
runs out to her and bids her ado, and she gets very,
very teary eyed. And here is where we can see the I don't know,
the the story of someone who hasn't been loved enough, I don't think,
because yeah, this means the world to her, and I think Frasier
hates her. Yeah, you know, he almost got him fired. And
he said his head smelled like a dead cot. She didn't say that,
and she didn't specify the kind of fish that she didn't say his head smelled
like. Right, Welcome aboard. What another brand spanking new episode. Well,
it's just very complicated. We got a new we got a new video
set up tonight. I mean, do we introduce the what do we call
him the producer of the show now? I mean, as you earned that
title yet I don't think so a videographer. We should kind of temper because
who knows, I mean, he could fuck this whole thing up. You
never know, right, But anyways, we are back for another brand spanking
new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan Random sidled up
next to one Patrick Hickey permission to come aboard granted. What's up? Hey,
I do want to say this. You know, Dylan, you just
mentioned there's someone in the room. People might not understand what the hell we're
talking about. We're trying to get the video to you. So if you
guys only listen to us and you want to see what we look like,
you can go over to YouTube right now and you can check out another Belowdeck
podcast on YouTube and watch the whole episode. It's ridiculous because there's like one
hundred thousand times more people listening than watching, so you should just, you
know, listen. However you get it, get it. Join us on
Patreon. If you're not a cheapo, If you have five dollars to spend,
spend the five dollars. Don't be a cheapo. Um ad three episodes,
tons of fun stuff like that. The iTunes ratings and reviews of late
have been absolutely magnificent, and next week we're gonna read like five of them,
but we're going a little late. I was a little late tonight,
so we're gonna do it next week. We'll read your reviews. We love
you guys very very much. Keep up the good work. Five stars,
kind words, nothing about racism, Pat, how are you doing wonderful?
And just one last note on that. We're twenty three reviews out from fifteen
hundred reviews on that podcast, So get in there this week and just wrap
it up for us, will you please? What is that about? But
people, it's like if it's twenty three then they feel like they can help
strange psychology. But we're grateful either way, you know what. I'm grateful
for what Lissa is gone. Oh and now we don't have to squabble with
our Facebook group about defending one not defending the other. We have a fan
named Nicki who I just cannot stand. I mean this with all due respect,
I find you incredibly annoying. I don't know why you're in any of
our Facebook groups. I want you to leave. How about the insane person
on our Instagram? We'll just post a video and then there's I don't know
where she finds the time. There's like four posts on there that are like
eight paragraphs. Manic Tomes. Don't start a podcast. Sorry, I won't
ever do it. So we have a lot to get into tonight. As
I said, Alyssa is gone this evening and Captain Snap is snapping all over
the place. We've also got squishy or loquish. I can't it's not a
microaggression. I don't have my notes in front of me. Okay, calm
the fuck down, Patrick, how many pots are you giving? All right?
This was an amazing episode. I do want to ding post production just
a little bit, because, you know, last week Captain Sandy called the
list up to the bridge. I assumed she was going to give her the
axe, but I didn't know you were holding out hope. Maybe Alyssa could
okay her to death or mka her way out of getting fired. Thank you,
well, thank you. I thought she might be able to weeze her
way out of that. And I turn on the episode to watch it.
You know, I got to watch the show to talk about it, you
know. In the how does that worry? The episode description was another one
bites the dust. Well it's the title. The title. Yeah, I'm
thinking either a big fan of queen whoever wrote that, or someone's getting the
axe. So you minus of four pots for that one apropos of nothing.
I'd just like to name the episode Tonight after my favorite band, Nobody gets
fired. We can't call it that, yeah, but I'd love Queen exactly.
Okay, go ahead, okay, okay, okay. So the other
note here, I just want this for all the Sea Rats Sea Rats.
There's been a dozen instances this season where those walls are apparently made out of
paper in that goddamn boat. Okay, you gotta watch where you talk.
It was really fun the end of the episode when Haley and I think Tyler
and the guest cabin talking a little smack. They got caught. You know,
they might get fired. Here's what how you got to think? Well,
also definitely not right right right right, all right, see rats,
this is just for you specifically. Okay, think like you're in the film
The Quiet Place and one of those gigantic cockroaches is gonna rip your fucking head
off if you talk too much. Or a coda exactly so, or a
coda. Decent episode. Really fun watching the hit job on Lakish boy they
can't stand her. Yeah, yeah, hey, Lakish just a note to
you. Also, you know, I like to talk to the fans directly.
Lakish, I understand. First off, order turkey sandwiches at four in
the morning. You totally you get whatever you want. You still got to
be polite. You're not Queen the first and they're not your subjects. Okay,
well we'll get into LQUI forty knots. I thought this episode was actually
quite a bit of fun. Um. I don't like to see anybody lose
their income. It's a very stressful thing, but the life of a sea
rat is already stressful, so it's kind of a drop in the bucket.
This rag tag team of um, what's the what's the word when you're grabbing
onto the past with every single fiber in your hand? Is there an expression
for that? I love these people. I thought they were so much fun.
There was a ton of fun stuff going on tonight. Rachel is in
full shutter island mode, which is a lot of fun too. Um.
We had a bizarre Camille. We're gonna need you to fly to Last Angeles
for another pickup. Great episode of below deck ninety two pots. Wow,
dare I say ninety two pots? So let's get into it. We begin
with firing of Alyssa, the problem child Alyssa. She reacts really the only
way that she possibly could. Thank you, Oh my god, it's so
funny. It's not funny. You're you're terminated. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know you're not gonna make any more money. You're not gonna make
any more money. And contrary to popular belief or conventional talkings about this show,
you don't make that much money, so you do need this job.
So it's actually not that funny. Um. Ross says that it's awkward because
of the history that he has with Alyssa. Ross. You, Lisa,
We're gonna lay off Ross for different reasons, but it's not about you.
And don't use the word history with you and Alyssa. It's not applicable.
What you and Alyssa have is meaningless. It is nothing. So this is
not awkward because you guys smoked Siggs and rubbed each other one night. Um,
but you know I was. There's been a lot of chatter online about
the straw that broke the camel's back being the thank you Sandy, I mean,
Captain Sandy. Now, I think you and I can be monolithic about
this. No one should ever be fired for this. Now. Captain Snap
had a tyrannical meltdown over absolutely she felt disrespected, which is interesting because Captain
Sandy had so much patience and wanted to give a Lissa a lot of rope
when she was just disrespecting and being a condescending to everybody else on the boat.
So such a good until it hit Captain snapping. Well slight disagreement,
because it hits Captain Snap in the face quite a few times. I mean,
the thing that was so crazy to me and like this is the delusion
of toxic people, where Alyssa has this goldfish kind of amnesia about everything she's
done in the past. She's like, I got fired for nothing. It's
so cute, baby, it's so funny, right, And it's like they
sounded like Dammy Davis Junior, all right, very backstop candy man. Yeah,
it's weird. He's gonna be he's gonna be la it's gonna oh,
okay, that's Caleb. It's gonna be weird that he's laughing. Yeah,
it's good. It's like an audience, you know, all right. I
don't know how I feel about it. I don't want it to laugh.
That's okay, all right. Fuck. It really threw me off. So
there is a moment, very very early on in the season when dare I
say Captain Sandy or Captain most Improved was on the boat. This is before
she had deteriorated into Carpi Snake. She was speaking to Elissa about Camille and
said, I need you to, you know, communicate, and the sas
back was so fucking crazy. Yeah. I didn't recall it because we watched
too many shows and we cannot be mentally well if we remember everything that we
jest. So when I saw her go, oh yeah, no, I
have talked to her, and actually it's good that you talked to her,
because you haven't talked to me. And the whole sun Tanning conversation. There
is not a shred of doubt in my mind that Alyssa should be terminated.
I don't want to quote Apocalypse now and say with extreme prejudice because the show
has a little bit of an issue with black people, but terminated with extreme
severity over her shit attitude, but definitely not over the Sandy Captain Sandy line.
It's cumulative. It's cumulative. Yeah, yeah, But this is where,
you know, not having an HR department because old Patty was late for
work one time at that North American Insurance job. It was like the third
time they caught me running in ten minutes late, you know, because we
had those little punch cards, and Barbara, my supervisor, said, you
know, I love you, honey, but you gotta come in. And
they made me sign this document. It was my first strike. Yeah,
and if you got three, you got fired right right right. So they
didn't really, they don't have records like that on these guys. Damn.
You know. I got a demerit because one of my first job, I
think my first job ever was cold calling old people to remind them that they
had appointments coming up or they were going to die. Yeah, and I
would say, have a good one. And the woman that ran the thing
was a Texan and to her, that was disgusting and she told me that
you can't say have a good one. And I kept falling into that that
kind of pattern, and so she wrote me up. She said I can't.
I can't have you say that one more time. And then I believe
that I did not quit. I just stopped going in. So anyways,
fuck you, old lady. Yeah, if you fuck you, fuck you
have a good one. It's a fine thing to say to people. I
agree, we're cold calling people about their fucking appointments. This is not you
know. Anyways, Hey, you know I did take issue with Sandy with
the whole having to have Ross escort Alyssa around. Ye know what I'm saying.
It's not like she got caught stealing a box of pencils out of the
office, you know, the storage, right, because that would warrant somewhat
stealing one insane thing that you by your first name you which he wouldn't fucking
steal a ream of paper, right. I thought you were going to say
violently harmed somebody, But the crime that you laid out as hypothetical for as
cardingtone was stealing writing utensils pencils. Yeah. So Captain Snapp gathers the rest
of the team and speaks on how their steps will be lighter now that Alyssa
has gone, and I am at my wits end with the Tony Robbins systems
and this bullshit. Now, Frasier does say later that he does feel lighter,
but I feel as though that's a little bit of Stockholm syndrome and a
little bit of intimidation of this very mean lesbian. Yeah. Also, Saddy,
come on, you gotta watch your tone and your choice awords here,
Okay, Aaddie and Dylan have got in little trouble with this. In the
episode, you you said that, uh, Frasier's head smells like a dead
catfish and Alyssa is basically a virus that infected the team. Yeah yeah,
I mean herats is the next worst thing next to herpies, but she's not.
In fact, you know, I went to Las Vegas this weekend and
it was very dry. And also we'll talk about it on another podcast show.
Listened to that on picture dot com. Inflation has hit Las Vegas.
I mean the minimums are just insane. Oh don't go there. This strippers
cost exorbitant amouts of money now and the minimums are all fifty dollars. I
mean, it's just nuts. The wife asked me, like last week,
Hey, I love Vegas. When are we going back? I said,
never, dude. But it's also such a dry and clement climate. So
I needed a bit of chapstick, and I didn't have one because I couldn't
go to the convenience store and pay seventeen dollars for a thing of blisstics.
So I asked somebody if they had it, and I and they were a
stranger. I hadn't seen them in fifteen years, and I said, have
you ever gotten a cold sore? And they said, yeah, everybody's gotten
a cold sore, and I said, not me. I can't use up
stick. So he was a little offended by that. Anyways, I don't
know why I brought that up. Moving on, Um, she departs the
boat and Frasier, in a Gosling McAdams kind of way, runs out to
her and bids her ado and she gets very, very teary eyed. And
here is where we can see the I don't know the the story of someone
who hasn't been loved enough. I don't think, because yeah, this means
the world to her, and I think Frasier hates her. Yeah, you
know, he almost got him fired. And he said his head smelled like
a dead cot. She didn't say that, and she didn't specify the kind
of fish that she didn't say his head smelled like. Right, So anyways,
um, what's next? Rage is told and Fraser has a little meeting
with his team. Um, I'm a little lost on where we are.
Well, I will say this. You must hear how elicit her final how
she internalized the firing. She said, I was the only one to stand
up to Sandy's bullshit. Right. I love that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, oh that's terrifying. You know I've been defending you quite a bit,
Alyssa that you're young, that's why you're behaving this way. Please do
not take this into your mid twenties. Yeah, learn from this. Yeah.
No, it's disgusting behavior. It's monstrous behavior. She was fired for
very good reason. Um, goodbye. And then I love how the lessons
have taken root too, because she said that yachting is for people that want
trauma. I just want to work. You're you're a You're a monster currently.
Yeah, maybe you'll improve, likely not, but you are a deemon.
And also, hey, Alyssa, if you're listening to the podcast,
we'd love to have you on it. We would love to have you on
because we will not sit idly by while you kind of volley bullshit at us.
And we have a pr rep on where we can't really you know,
be that pressing. But now we've seen your crimes and sorry, Patrick,
you can't ask that question. Oh I'm sorry, I can't ask that Okay,
hey, all right, So, uh Sandy talks to Frasier. This
was an interesting conversation because Frandy Sandy says Frasier. I'm really happy for this
opportunity for a reset, and I really admire that you're pussy. She actually
said that because he doesn't talk back when he absolutely should and it's appropriate.
So we reach back out to Camille. It looks like Ben and Camille are
heading to the dr but um Ben needs to keep Camille abreast of the the
execution of her most ferous enemy. Ben. She's thrilled about it, but
it was, you know, it was nice to see that they're going to
be vacationing to the Dominican Republic, wherein there are pockets where, you know,
occidentals and Indigenous Australians alike are allowed to go. Most of the country
you cannot go because you will experience serious harm. But within the walls of
the all inclusive resort, they are going to spend some time making out and
filming an iPhone thirteen kind of music video from Melialisit's next hit. I think
it's a really fun vacation. Yeah, she's been pretty busy on that Instagram.
Yeah yeah, yeah, melialisit's got talent, she's got bars, she's
got flame. Yeah yeah, she's also got a hashtag hashtag justice for Camille.
Oh yeah, yeah, i'd say slow your role there. You were
both horrible. You were both awful. Jesus fucking. So we get to
a little pre crew meeting or pre charter meeting, which includes Sandy saying,
let's do our jobs. And that's quite literally it, that's quite literally all
she says. Well, she also says, you know, um, firing
people's you know, just part of the business. Doesn't have to be Captain
snap right, I mean one of your peers. Captain Glenn. I think
he's fired one guy in three seasons. Yeah, Parker, he fired Parker,
and Parker deserved it. Well, Parker kind of said, I'm out
of here. Yeah, Captain Glenn. Captain Glenn is you know, he
is our favorite captain because he does find a way to modulate his emotions.
He understands that there are unconscious elements that are in control, and he satiates
them by slaughtering horse exactly. And listen, we don't want anybody to do
that, but it is seemed to be working for his style of I mean,
if you're a guest on the boat, what do you care? Five
stars exactly? It's five stars. So let's get to the charter. It
is often foolish to prejudge people. You never know what's going on with somebody.
You know, somebody cuts you off, you assume they're an asshole,
but you know, you never know, right, people often surprise you.
With that being said, when these charter guests walked under the boat, I
hate them. I hate them. I hate these people. Now that turned
out to be incorrect, because really the only person I hated was La Cuish,
and I didn't really even hate La Cuish. I just thought she was
an annoying gnome of a human being. But the rest of them were quite
nice. John was very forward with sexuality. But that's the thing with these
fabulous gays. I mean, they just to sexually assault you all the time,
and that's you know, that's kind of fun. I don't get it,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, if the rules were reversed and everyone's
like, hey, Fraser, who you gonna fuck? Right? Right?
Jesus fucking crap. You can call me whatever you want, or I'll call
you whatever. You just call me by my name, John, I mean
my gut. So anyways, um, was that too? Was that?
I don't know, asked the producer. I mean the videographer. No,
no, it's fine. Listen. We love all types of people. Every
every category of human being splits into eighty ten, ten ten percent or horrible.
Ten percent are very good, eighty percent depends on the day you go.
And that's with everybody. You know, certain gay people are very forthright
with their sexual desires, but certain bros are very forthright with their sexual desires.
I find it to be very overwhelming in both cases. So Sandy says,
as they're walking onto the boat, that's confidence, right, Sandy,
have a little bit more contempt for annoying people who cares that they're paying you.
Okay, they're not even on the boat yet, Stop kissing ass.
So, like I said, Rachel is in full shutter island mode again.
She is not speaking to anybody, which is an edict that always lasts about
two to three minutes after she's delivered it. She does this thing where she's
like, don't talk to me, and then she goes around She's like,
I've been in the cooler. What's going on? Yeah? So naughty.
I think she rubbed her a vage curtains on that turkey sandwich too. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'm excited to get to that point, because it
really was. It was very confusing what she said. Yeah, I guess
this. My next note is the fabulous have no compunctions about telling strangers that
they're going to put them on a plate. But anyways, let's move on.
Haley is a little spooked about working the bar because she knows how to
drink, not make drinks. The pressure is going to be put on the
interior because however massive a bitch Alissa was, she was very good at a
drink, very great drink maker. Um, lunch is going to be salmon
and or oven roasted chicken breast with not a lot of salt. We've got
people who are doing anti inflammatory diets. I wonder if you have an anti
inflammatory diet. My tummy hurts fight anything besides turkey sandwiches. Yeah, well
that's not true though, right, it's kind of true. Well, you
love paneer pollack, right, what's that? Oh? Yeah, I do?
But you know, I you enjoy it and then you pay for it,
you know, right right? Nachos. Nacho's my favorite food group.
That hurts my tummy as well, right, right, right. I can't
just live on turkey sandwiches, Dylan, I gotta live man, right right,
that's you know, there in lies the kind of split definition, because
you would live on them, but you wouldn't live on them. No,
So Rachel begins drooling over the over John's penis. When she sees it,
um, she turns into a bit of a pirate and says, you don't
think I can see that massive cock or something. It was very odd,
And that is when we begin to witness the true horror of liquish who orders
a turkey club thirty minutes before lunch. Now as insane as the request is,
the problem that I had with it was calling it just a turkey club,
because it's not. You know, Unei and caviare. But I don't
know if just a turkey club is the right way to phrase that request.
You know, if you say just some chips or just some crackers, that
makes sense, Just some nuts, some fucking bacon, and whack up a
fucking avocado. Yeah, exactly. You can't go, oh, I just
want some boatie pasta salad. You sound absolutely fucking ridiculous. You sound ridiculous.
It's a common food, common food, you can get it at every
diner. But you can't say just a turkey club. I think this was
Lakeisha. I think she was testing the waters here. That is when we
get excuse me to Rachel saying, so I think about putting her LABIAU.
I don't know if she specified majora menora, but she did say that she
was going to put her labia in the sandwich. All right, gotta bleep
that, well, you hit that flag, because I'm gonna bleep that hit
the flag on the screen. We just learned this new functionality. I don't
even know if it works. We tried it one time. I didn't see
it in the audio way, but anyways, what the fuck? So Lquiche
begins screaming Forgeligeligelige. I don't I don't know what to say about this.
It's gonna get me in trouble. I don't want to talk about you know
if I was this, you know. Oh yeah, Well it's the service
industry. Man, You're gonna have rude customers. You gotta deal with it.
Kill him a kindness, kill him with kindness, and then wipe your
pussy on their turkey sandwich. Yeah exactly, I guess. So I have
to say these people are kind of fun. The gay guy saying he wants
to tuck Frasier in his dick and saying I'll call you whatever you want.
I mean, you know, it's it's all kind of fun. So can
we proceed to the evening? Sure? All right? So dinner is going
to be a tricky one. No as salt, no gluten, and Rachel
is going to have to mentally apply herself, which is difficult considering she is
being screamed at by the man that murdered her family, which does not exist.
I mean, we've talked about the difficulty staring down the barrel at that
and a horrible you're cooking gluten free meals. It's stuff. So we sit
down for dinner and it would seem as though John has been through some shit.
My god, what a story. I thought it was gonna be pretty
light dinner convo. You know. One of the ladies was saying, well,
I want to buy a dress in Brazil, and the other lady was
saying how she had four kids, and John's story. John's story had a
little bit more to it. Yeah, do you want to tell the story?
Oh? Yeah, he was married, he felt so sad. Yeah,
he thought he had a kid. I think he was probably looking at
the kid and he was like, hey, you don't have a saved chest
and bleach hair. It didn't look anything like him. You know, got
a DNA test, doesn't have a shaved chest. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, so he got a DNA test. It wasn't his kid, But
it's okay, he doesn't. You know, everything happens for a reason his
words. Uh, And now the kid never no longer calls him daddy,
but he calls him Papa John. Well, it looks like we got a
little Scandinavian. He came out with bleached hair and a shaved chest. Common
genetic makeup of seven that region of the world. That's how he knew though.
So um, we've got up first butternut squash soup and a warm sauteed
salad. This is a Shutter Island kind of culinary ad limp here because those
words should never follow one another when dining warm sauteed salad. I mean,
she's losing her mind down there, man, unbelievable. The next dish is
chicken and the one after that is salmon, and John says, seven stars.
It's just unbelievable. Yeah, it's crazy. Dessert is going to be
with the Drag Show at eleven o'clock and we get ready for said drag show.
Ross says that he liked dressing up and role play, but technically not
in this environ and I'm just like, you know, I'm over the sex
addic shit. Yeah, we get it, you're you like fucking well.
I think his role playing was, Oh, that's my best friend's wife over
them night and then he bangs her. You know that's his role playing.
He asked the girl we took home from the bar, Hey, do you
mind saying you're my uh, your Todd's Wife's all right? Come, yeah
exactly because if sick person, if you do not, I cannot come.
Otherwise, you're just the nine thousandth and twelve woman that I've fucked, and
it's not enough for me. And this is enough for me. This whole
Ross being a sex addic thing. It's like, yeah, okay, I
get it. You know, it's a little weird with me and Elissa having
this history. Okay, yeah, we get it. So let's get to
Tracy Twats. Oh I thought it was toffee Twat. No, Tracy Twats
comes out the Queen cape draped around I think John goes by him. We're
in this situation maybe her. I think it's her. Tyler finds a tremendous
amount of inspiration in this expression of one's gender identity, sexual identity, and
it's really quite a beautiful moment for him because he was you know, we
are reminded once again another very boring she read history wherein he tells us that
he was raised in a Methodist environment. That's the boring part, not the
inspiring part. We've already already heard that he was from a Methodist environment and
he's still straight to his parents. But he says that this has given him
the courage to come out to his parents, which was really sweet. But
I would say, and I think he knows this, I would find a
middle ground because if you go this route from what I know about South Africa,
I know that you know you're their son, but they could kill you
if you're this loud about the announcement. I had lots of thoughts on this
seed. First off, forgive me, I thought John was his alternate personality
was Toffee Twatt. I was going to create a theme here. If I
was a drag queen, my name would be a butterscotch cameltone, you know.
And h and also also dumb. That's so stupid, Okay, okay,
Yeah, and then Tyler as far as far as looking for guidance or
or someone to give you, look at this person living their free life.
Has he ever seen RuPaul drag race? Yeah? I mean, if you're
gonna look up to somebody in their dragness, look up Trinity the Tuck.
Yeah, I mean fantastic. Yeah. And while I do think that South
Africa may have whatever FCC counterpart cutting off that signal ever reaching that country,
there is a lot of stuff on YouTube, I mean, tricks and kanti.
I mean, the talent of the drag Queen is very on display.
They're very very funny. Um and um, there's plenty of inspiration out there.
I thought, Toffee Twatt, I thought that performance was lazy. I
thought I thought so too. Yeah, I thought so too. Um,
sloppy choreography, sloppy choreography, and we get it. You know there's a
cock under there. But yeah, there has to be more to it than
that, you know what I mean? Um, Solaquis steps up for another
order turkey sandwich and a sprite taken to my bedroom and also a steak with
gold leaf on it. Now I think she is in the throes of um
browning out. So the steak with the gold leaf I don't know if it
was um distinguishes that though it needed to be tomorrow. The whole thing confused
me. She was kind of starting to think we will see that on a
plate. I think so too, But um, listen, I don't care
for this woman at all. Um and whatever beauty pageant she won was judged
by UM. Let's not go there. But this turkey sandwich thing, it's
a fairly simple request rage and she's She's like, I'm gonna kill this woman.
It's late night. This is this thing that I don't understand. We
always tell people not to go on these vacations because this is met with such
animus. It's it's like, oh, how dare they ask me to make
them bagel bites? That they brought themselves onto the boat at two o'clock in
the morning after an entire day were worth of drinking. It's like, I
don't got a problem with all out. So we then get to the sleep
thing. We're in liquiche in a Yeah it was literally where they were serving
drinks. Yeah, Yeah, that place was dirty and scary. Where she
was yeah, and it that couch has the kind of quality that it like
it could be in a hospice ward in ten years, you know what I
mean, Like it has that kind of floral patterning that you see in you
know, old folks homes. But anyway, she wants to sleep on that
seems a little bit scratchy. She does request a sheet for it in a
really gross way, and Tyler says she has no class. Chris Tucker and
ice Cube leaned to the left and they say, damn, I mean,
my god, this guy that was so that was wow, Tyler, Oh
my god. All right, So next day, next morning, it is
raining, it is pouring, and they are thinking of dumping these people on
another mud choked beach with used needles. Why is this the only beach they
can go to. It's so bizarre to me. I can't figure that out.
Well, he did survey the land, but it looks like it's probably
the only place where you can get one of those little tenders drive up to
it. Oh okay, well here's an idea. Get on the boat and
then go somewhere else and then look around for other beaches. I don't understand
how Frasier and I don't want to get ahead of myself. But he literally
walks up to these people. They're in a network of islands, and he
goes the beach that we've gone to is disgusting. And if I was,
if I was a paying guest, I'd be like, well, there's got
to be more than one body of sand going into the water in this environment.
And by the way, you know when someone's trying to get you,
they're leaning towards one way. I actually have the transcripted. He said,
ladies, I can take you to a beach where your feet will get aids,
or we can stay on the boat. Yeah, just your feet.
We don't know how it works, but just your feet will get aids.
So gee, what are you gonna choose? We get, we get to
breakfast and the request for gold leaf rachel Um equates a Delmonico Ribbi to a
piece of shit. Yeah again, whether it's Beaker or whether it's the guy
with all those facial scars sticking under the bars, Sum's going up. We
love rage when she really blows up at Bravo. And I don't know how,
when and how it's gonna happen. After filming we had her on remember
she said, fuck bravo, I know I We're gonna have her on again
soon and we will ask her about what she was seeing down there. So
Frasier pitches the beach thing. We can either do things on the air,
your fee can get aids, and Liquis says, we just want to be
happy. Shut up, all right? Can I tell you that? In
response, because he asked them a question, he gave two options. Right.
It's like when I asked my wife, Hey, what time you're coming
home? And she goes, uh, well, I'm leaving work now after
the electrician calls me back. Oh, thank you for the clarity on when
you're coming home. Say that again. I tuned out. Oh it's someone
you ask a direct question when you're coming home and the answer would be in
two hours or something. Okay, okay, I want to be happy.
Oh okay the answer. But what's the problem was Sheari's answer. I'll go,
well, when you're coming home, honey, She's like, oh,
I'm I'm probably gonna leave after the electrician calls me back. Okay, thanks,
Okay, now I know what time you're coming home. Okay, So
so God knows when the electrician is. That's my god it okay, sorry,
long day of me too. So um, the events were actually a
lot of fun. I thought, Um, John and Ben are two in
the pink, which is not actually applica to gay no intercourse, I don't
think. I mean the expression refers to vagina. Yeah, two in the
magic have a one in the butthole. Yeah, it's called the Shocker on
junior high playgrounds across America, or at least in southern California. Um,
first up, draw me like one of your French girls. I thought,
a very fun, sure, very funnautically themed Eventum. Second up, we
got a little three legged race which could only end in bodily harm. But
first Captain Sandy looks to be correct and that the team is feeling a little
bit lighter now that Alyssa the albatross has been cut off their necks. Um,
the three legged race, of course, someone hits the shit, you
know, of course, you know it's a bunch of um old dr pageant
queens. You know, so one is going to fall and hit their head
and they will got off the boat and have some kind of blood clotting,
but it will not be part of this show. Um. Ross is the
judge of the diving competition. He's really the judge the entire competition, and
I can't help but feel like it's, you know, like the Russians holding
up scorecards that you know he wants to fuck Katie, so obviously he's going
to give her better marks. Um. So, with that being said,
a really fun competition is completely thrown out of the window because the integrity in
the scoring is completely unreliable. You ever see the footage of putin play in
hockey and the other team, Yeah, like just let him score. Yeah,
that's the want their family murder, right, that's the danger of dictators.
It's like there's something bad going on. It's like, well, do
we tell him because he could kill us? No, that's not so.
Um, let's do lunch and let's end the show. Loquish excuse me,
sorry, Loquish demands mint, strawberries and berries in her water. I'm totally
fine with that. I'm fine with the two. She did say it was
a seltzer though, I mean, you have a little gas in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little gas. I'm fine with that too.
It was kind of a hit job, wasn't it. Yeah, it
was kind of a hitch so she had a couple of bad moments. The
one was the yelling lunch at the table but you don't know where sense of
humor and not eating the turkey sandwich at all. Well, then she pushed
off food and said take my plate away without saying please. But you know,
I guess, Oh, she's a she's a disgusting human being. Yeah
yeah, yeah yeah um. And then the worst crime of all is calling
it just a turkey club, which is just insane. So vaginas are out,
filthy martinis are poured again easy John, that's not what they're called.
Just sucked. Like, just stop with these gays, I mean, why
God, Hailey and h Tyler began then laying on one of the guests beds.
I think it was Haley. Tyler does not traffic in any Tyler needs
to go work for eleven Madison Park. He's like way too good. He's
a man. What do you mean? I mean he uh, he does
his job very well and he follows leadership. Yeah, but I feel like
he needs to be in an elevated environment where attention to detail is much more
paramount than this. I mean, this is just this is a school of
runaways on international waters. I mean anyways, um, and then we unfortunately
in the show with some important news. According to who, one of the
worst pieces of news we've received all season. Important thing is how are you,
Lee wall I talk to the doctor and I have some important news.
Oh what is it? I'm coming back? Damn it, God, damn
it. But listen, Lee will be gone soon enough in a permanent manner.
You know. I keep saying that we're going to do this requiem,
and I don't really ever think we are, but we probably the best bet
is going to be at the end of the season, though I don't think
we will. I think the biggest faction, the biggest kind of tension we
have for growth in this space, is these Lee fans. I mean,
I know, these Lee fans just they don't get it. They don't get
us. They see the black and the blue dress, We see the gold
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