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Yo, what is up everybody? And welcome back to another episode of the
Rat Cafe Dungeons and Dragons episode Are we on five? Now? I think
it's five? Alive? Yep? Episode five? Were flying through it last
time. You guys take on a hundred goblins and like five orcs and the
old man popped off and saved your your asses. No, no, we
we we participated. We get we get a ribbon. I was there,
Remember Zoran gave the thumbs up from the lying down position. True, it's
true, you're there. You guys were there. And remember Dingle tried to
rob from the old man. How did you forget that? See? Zorn
actually messed up by trying to stop uh Dingle from robbing the old man because
Dingle could be dead right now, and he probably would be if if he
went out, if he went through with robbing him. But the problem is
that he could also ascribe to what Dingle did to the rest of us because
we go together. It would be guilty by association, or he could have
created such a huge earthquake or something that, like all of us get killed.
Yeah, the town just gets swallowed up forever. You don't have you
don't have worry about any more Goblin, right. I don't think Dingle is
that powerful, but like Jesus, no, non Dingle, old man,
the old man could have just the well think about it, he's been farming
xp for years. Anyway, we ended the episode at the tavern. We
had a little drinking contest. Dingle went to sleep, Chad went to sleep.
You guys left them separate notes, and it seemed like Idrin, Axe,
Frost, and Zorn left the tavern with a little bit of urgency.
You guys. We ended it with you looking at the star, Adrin,
Yes, I think, Idrin, what is it with you and looking up
so much? I know you're short, but what's the deal. The only
way to find my uh lab is to look at the stars. It's constantly
moving every night, so it's a beautiful evening outside. Zoran, you just
gotta you gotta take I know you're you have to get back to your homeland
and everything, but sometimes you just need to look up at the stars and
just take in the beauty of nature. Yeah, sometimes, I mean,
the Lab is a bitch on a cloudy night. It's just some lights.
It's just some lights. Okay, they're lights a big deal. They're great
flames burning millions of miles away. Or maybe they are what are stars?
You would probably known better. You kind of nailed it on the head.
Who I was just guessing? And so Idrin looks up and it looks like
you're scanning the sky right and you're looking around and you you see one star
that You're like, okay, that's not that one. And you kind of
look around and out of all the stars that you know that the the Lab
kind of follows the route, one is shining slightly more brightly tonight. Okay,
do I make a perception check to see, like what which one it
is? Or do I just you know, I fel like you would just
know, okay, it's the Lab star the Lab, well one of them,
if you know that, like at some point in the night, the
Lab, the Lab should be there, right like okay, So I see
the star and I'm like, okay, based on based on the glow of
the star over there, and I point, I point towards it, the
Lab should be just over this way. And it's nice roughly north of this
of this town. Mm hm, are you guys heading there right away?
What's what's the plan? So we continue north? Were the horses and continue
north? Okay, we're on our horses. Wow, it's a good thing
we left that dingo guy back at the tavern. Hopefully we'll never have to
see him again. That'd be wonderful. He almost got us all killed.
Not to mention that we met him when he was trying to capture me for
the bounty. I'm trying to rob the old man too. I mean,
come on, I can't trust them. I can't trust them. He's unhinged.
It's like sometimes you think he's okay and he's playing ball and then he
just goes out of left field and makes that left turn, and it's just
you know, I'm all about doing like chaotic stuff, but you gotta you
gotta rein that in Sometimes you got to understand there's people around you and that
you don't want to ruin their lives, you know what I mean. Yeah,
it's like dealing with a wild river monkey from back in the road.
What's a river monkey? You know, they're there are monkeys that live by
the river. Usually they're you know, sometimes they can be nice, but
then they're just freaking and starts slapping you with their very larger appendage. I
don't want to get into it sounds, you know, if we keep saying
his name too many times, you might appear. Let's let's just get on
the road and that like a demon. You don't want to, Yeah,
you don't want to say demon names because then they can pop in names.
Yeah, it's not a demon, but basically so I don't know the devil
does take uh No, that's pleasing forms. That was. Yeah, so
you guys travel north. You guys are on your horses. It didn't take
about an hour half an hour to an hour to get there. So about
half an hour in while you guys are kind of talking about dingle we we
we flash over to the tavern and Ola is going to Chad's door and knocks
on Chad's door and Chad wakes up, is like, what do you want?
I was having a good dream and Ola, and Ola is like,
I thought, I thought i'd let you know that you're you're Your friends left
you a note and also you were you were so nice to be earlier.
I thought I thought you would want some company tonight. Oh my god,
Chad. He literally wakes up chat at four am, like I think it's
time, and and chat chatting. Well, they were talking for a little
while off off screen. Off screen, they were chatting it up. But
Chad's like, sorry, not exactly in the mood right now, but thank
you so much for giving me the note. Oh yeah, I think that
bro Chad's Chad's response should be rolled. Chad try. It's just like a
magnetic attraction, you know what I mean. It's just people are drawn towards
him. God, he's just so want to be him. I mean he
I do have his display picture as Ken is. So anyway, he just
says good night to and he starts reading the note. And when he reads
the note, it just basically says that you guys had to leave urgently because
the lab could only be found at night, and that you guys enjoyed hanging
out with Chad, and basically you kind of described how the lab works,
not in super detail, but that you would love to go on another adventure
with him in the future at like, and you kind of just wrote down
the next town near the lab, or a town near the lab, so
you guys vacation, We're probably going to be likely to be exactly right,
Like, he won't be able to find the lab off the note, but
he will know where the nearest town's going to be. Yeah, yes,
we'll meet up. Yeah, we'll meet up. Ye kind of like a
week in recon leader. Yeah we could do that, loofy, maybe an
alabasta in ten days kind of shit like that. Honestly, we probably could
have told We probably could have told Dingled the exact location of the like the
point of how to find the lab, and he never would be able to
find it. Well, we lied. We said to go in the opposite
direction, Dingle. We sent him at southeast. Yeah. No, true,
true, But I'm saying even if we told him like where we were
going, he probably wouldn't. The lab doesn't appear. The lab doesn't appear
in the same spot twice. Ola goes over to Dingle's door and just fucking
slides the note under the door and walks away. I'll wake up the handsome
man really quick, but this annoying fuck she wanted to do more than wake
up. Chad opens the door and she's in the doorway, like I have
a letter for you. Big boy, your friends left you in NOE and
since you're all alone, I thought I was just wondering, God, why
is Chad's life more interesting than us? The main character just followed Chad in
his Chad focks man, Chad fox up. He definitely so does Dingle wake
up right away? Or does he like sleep through the note so he does
not wake up? It's not I mean, I guess there could be a
perception roll here if you would like Dingle because she doesn't really make a lot
of noise with me. You hear someone, I guess walk outside your door
slide something. There's a chance you hear. I'm going to say you need
to you need at least like a sixteen on this. Okay, So I
roll a perception right since you're since you're drunk, yeah, roll up perception
get a critical success one, so you don't know. Unfortunately, Chad,
Chad does not know that you guys left a different note for Dingle. So
Chad sees this, He's like, all right, I guess we should start
moving to the to the next town or something I had. I guess an
hour sleeps enough, fuck me, dude, and he walks to next He
knocks walks next to Dingle's door, and he he contemplates for a second,
and and he thinks about and he's like, at least at least this elf
could drink, and that Chad started respecting him because of the drinking contest.
Yeah, we should have old Chad, but we didn't tell him. And
he knocks on Dingle's door. Who who? Someone's at the door the Chad.
Yeah, what's up, Dingle. It's been a very long night there,
Chad. But how you doing a little hungover? Not gonna lie,
but it looks like the group had to leave on urgent business. And they
told us where the next Yeah, they told us about the next town.
I figured we might we might run to the left. They did. They
did leave us, but we were also fucking drunk, so I kind of
understand. And they couldn't wait till Dad stepped on Dingle's notes. So he
doesn't even know, well, he hasn't had a chance to read it yet.
But you do notice the note that they left for you, Dingle,
if you want to pick it up. Oh, there's a note on the
floor there, Chad. What does it say? I got my I got
my note here. I don't give a fuck about that note? Yeah,
yeah, teking, I mean please read the note in that voice, it
voices over like dearest Dingle, me and my comrades Adrin and Zora, and
had to leave with an expeditious retreat early in the hours of the morning.
Please follow us at your earliest convenience as far southeast as your compass will carry
you. There you will find us hiding under the impassable mountains, beyond the
dauntless desert. That was great, That was fucking great. All right,
Chad, It says here that they've gone quite far away. Wait, what's
that in your there, Chad? I mean they literally they're uh wait wait
wait, there's a role to determine which ones that he thinks the real notes.
Well, no, but Chad doesn't even think twice about. He just
sees the name of the town. He hasn't connected the dots that this town
is northwest and you told Dingle to go south southeast, and he just says,
well, I mean, yeah, they told me to go to Quatrelos.
What is that place? It's Biggle doesn't know either. He's drunk and
not very smart, so you know, just the town that they said they're
going to next. Is that what the note says that you're holding right now?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't really know what to get there,
though, so we put up to ask for directions. Hmmm, maybe
we can ask the old half girl. Yeah, sure, I'm done for
that. Something. I've got something, just the thing that's gonna work on
her. Hey, hey, be be nice to Ola. Of course,
I'm gonna be nice to her. I won't even hurt her. You're scared,
You're you're scaring me, dangle. Let's just I just want to I
want to No, no, no, just don't worry about it. Okay,
dude, you need you need to calm down. I just want to
go on adventures, kill some fucking demons and have some drinks. And you
seem like you seem like you like to do that too. But you're you're
giving me some creepy do that. You're giving me some creepy vibes. Dude,
listen, Chad, I think that we've bonded together, don't you think
after that drink that we had last night? I mean, that was fun,
that was a good time. Not gonna lie, that's so creepy.
Yep. So I don't know, and I haven't really had a friend for
a very long time, mister Chad, and I feel like you're probably my
only friend out of the others. I mean, they just don't even like
me's I've gotten from all the from you know, the time we've spent together.
Bes friend is an MP his only friends. Oh, you'll regret it
if you feel sorry, Chad. I know, I know. I'm glad
that you're here with me. Chad, I'm not falling for that trip.
Well, okay, okay, dude, whatever, let's uh, let's uh,
let's go ask for directions and start moving. Then go ask missus Olaugh.
Ola, it's Ola, I I so as Briggs, I said,
oh laugh by accident the first time. It's Ola. So you guys are
traveling, Idrin here, I just feel a shiver up my spine. Adrin
Atross, Demon, Idrian, Aros and Zoran. You guys are traveling and
you eventually arrive and you see this gigantic lab that's like weirdly like it looks
almost out of place where it is, because it's like it's in a forest
with like ruins around, but at the same time it looks like a little
sci fi e but like also fleshy like it's it's it's kind of like a
mixture of this whatever this lab is. Is it gooey? Do I touch
the walls? Well, you guys are approaching it now, and in the
front of the lab. Let me just get the sheet going. You won't
actually see the lab on the sheet because it moves, at least not yet.
In front of the lab, you see two guards. There are two.
Can you guys see thee the guards? You see the guards? Okay,
there's there's just two guards over here, and you guys are approaching and
they're just kind of standing in front of the lab. You guys are still
here. I'm strolling up like it's nobody. We're just gonna follow you.
Oi. What what you lads doing here? I work here and these folks
are with me? Yea you doing? Oh? No, one's allowed to
disturb Stella while she's doing her research for us. I'm her, I'm her
pupil. I guess you could roll deception, but it's going to need a
good role deception. I'm not lying. Wait, persuasion, persuade and persuasion,
persuasion. You care persuasion. That's scary because I only I don't have
a multiplier. They believe you, or at least the one guy you're talking
to absolutely believes you. You're like, oh, okay, but I can't
even see the number, you know, the twenty critch So, oh my
god, there was no hype from that. And I'm like, you did
good. Yeah, I'm like what, I'm like, Oh, I'm scared.
Oh okay, right now I see it now there is anyway. Yeah,
I'm not fucking lying me increased Teching's volumeuse apparently he's low. Sorry,
I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry, I hear you very well. Yeah.
Well then I say, oi, Danzig, they believe you. But
the other guard looks over. He's like, oh, Danzig told us we
can't let anyone in. Yeah, but she's she's working with Stella. Maybe
she needs her help. Oh wait a minute, did you just say dan
Zig? Yeah, the future demon Lord current demon kid, right right,
yeah, that guy. Yeah. I'm sorry, I thought you meant a
Daniel, different different person. Sorry, misheard shit. We're going oh so,
uh, I think we best be letting them in. Yeah, and
so they did you see a big door, A big like I guess,
steel door, and they go to try and open it. However, when
they open it and you the doors open and you see Stella at the very
back of the of the hall, like with her one arm chained working at
a desk. Oh, are you guys going on here? Are you guys
going to try and enter? I'm like, what's the mean? I assume
this isn't your normal workplace, This isn't the normal environment. No, normally,
my what do we what do we do? How many chains are usually
involved when you do science? None? Okay, let's way too many.
Look, I whispered, I whispered to Yeah, this Danzig is he strong?
Can we take them? Danzig is the demon king I pissed off and
burned his house down. Is a long story, but he's if he knows
I'm here, he's probably gonna be a little bit pissed. Tim Uh.
Yeah, I think all of us working together could probably take him. Ye,
do it? I say, we try to enter. He's not a
real demon lord or anything like that, you know, So you guys go
to enter? Go ahead, go ahead? Player to DM. Are these
guards like, like, do they like look like the normal like people that
we would have guarding our lab? No? Dude, Oh sorry, I
should have described them so that I was gonna say. I was like,
do these guys actually like look normal or my bad? So, yeah,
you guys would normally have I guess, like normal guards and staff and stuff
like that, and currently it is two demons with spears and like bronze armory
significant Sorry Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, change the
way that I approached things. Maybe maybe they were wearing cloaks and they were
they they have helmets. Well in the sorry, I definite should have said
that as you approach described my bad, But the the wanted poster, not
the wanted poster. The quest poster did say that it was taken over by
demons, right right, right, right right, Like okay, yeah,
but yes, I definitely should have described this. Wait, so this is
a quest. I thought we were just following Adrin. Well it wasn't.
That's how I found out that it happened. If you if you remember,
she woke, she saw the Ranatis recharch Lab quest with unknown whereabout an anonymous
person saying that it was taken over by demons, and she grabbed it and
left in the morning, and then the episode that she wasn't there. Okay,
so these demons are guarding the place Stella is chained up at the end
of the hallway. Does she look like she's like this is against her will
and she's being forced to one would think very obviously against her will. Okay,
I throw an el chrich spear at her chain. Dude, that is
huge. That's gonna help you, guys. That's fucking great. Roll it.
It's not gonna make it's shouldn't be too hard to hit. It's a
chain, right, Shane, Maybe ten is usually like an AC for objects.
Yeah, ten sounds good. Yeah, yeah, you're good. The
chain pops off boom, and Stella looks up and finally she didn't notice you
guys at first because she's been being overworked and she has bags under her eyes,
and she just goes, guys, you need to back up, get
your distance away from the away from the lab right now, get your distance
away from the lab right now, and in that let's let's go then.
So, so you guys start backing up. The guards are probably gonna they
don't have an dude, they're just fucking confused. They don't like they're like,
oh they're confused, Okay, they're just met to guard the fucking door.
But there they're literally just met to guard the door. But in that
open the door. Stella, let's go open the door because you can miss.
But in in that moment, the lab starts fucking like starts extending up
from the ground, and it's like i fineness or like its metal parts start
like bulging with like flesh in between each like each part, and it stands
up and I'm trying to know what it would be described as as like spider
legs and stuff like it as Howl's moving castle. Yeah, I'm not trying
to describe the size to you guys in D and D terms. Gargantuan,
I mean, like gargantuan's the highest big, but a building is probably even
bigger than that. I would say, it's a gargantuan looking creature. Now
and the top of the of the lab starts glowing like two red eyes.
Oh fuck, but this is where you work? This is not normally each
read what is this place? What are you taking It's supposed to be a
lab for research. I don't know what is a research for researching demons?
And no it was taken over by demons, all right, Well we certainly
found demons, all right. So the two demons that are guarding the day
the lab see it coming to life, and they're like, OHI, we're
just supposed to guard the door. Fuck this shit. There's no more door.
There's no more door. And the two demons run away because like literally
they're supposed to let you in. Oh no, before no, no,
before he does that, I'm casting suggestion on one of them. You can
try, yeah, absolutely, yeah, suggestion. Okay, let's see,
I basically suggest a course of activity limited you with sentences or two. I'll
usually just do. You're my loyal friend, and you will fight alongside us,
all right, And they have to make a wisdom saving throw. Wisdom
saving throw. Okayyep, let me grab both of them. Are just one.
I can only cat of stone one, all right, Demon guard one
Wisdom saving sixteen. He succeeds, unfortunately, So they're just like ship,
all right, we don't get paid enough for this ship. The defense mechanism
has been activated this ship, and they kind of just start running running away.
Okay, I tried. Okay, so let me set up the battle
map. But in the meantime, Chad and Dingle. Chad and Dingle talk
to the time would they talked to Ola? This is happening prior to you
guys reaching here. I just wanted to go back and forth. Yeah,
sure, hey, Ola, how would you how would you get to this?
To this uh, this this town? And Ola looks up and she's
just like, turn Chad, Chad, turn, turn the note around.
It literally has a map, you idiot, lovable idiot, you handsome idiot.
OK. If she calls him an idiot, you had to include handsome
in there, so yeah. On the on the back, it's literally just
like kind of northwestern, very brief directions to the city. And Dingle,
you could roll perception if you want. It's not going to be a lot
to realize. You know what I would say, Dingles smart enough to realize
if he sees the map is northwest and he was told to go southeast,
you would know. You would know that they tried to fuck you over.
Oh do I have to rule a perception or no? You know? Dingle
nose, Dringle nose. And Chad just looks at Dingle. He's like,
all right, I'm down to start moving. Let's just take the horse.
Something's really off about this, Chad. My notes said that they were going
elsewhere, but this doesn't say that it's going on here. Maybe they're just
bad with directions or something. Then tells me that they're trying to get rid
of me. No, that makes sense to actually, But anyways, I
go up to Chad and I whisper and I whispered to him very slowly.
Hey, Chad, would you like me to charm this woman for you?
I can make her fall in love with you. What are you saying?
Huh uh? See, this is why people try to get rid of you.
Absolutely not a favor. I don't need your helping, Doug. I
don't think Chad needs any help. She's already literally throwing her. She's using
a road flare like over here. Chad, Please don't know that because Dingle
is not very like bright. He's bright enough to understand a note, though,
so he has some awareness. Let's say he's not very bright with the
ladies. Okay, God damn it, Chad, Why doesn't anyone like me?
I feel like you're the only person who likes me, don't you.
I mean, we've had a good drink together, but the others just seem
like they don't even want me. All I wanted was a friend in my
life. Check Is that really difficult? To ask for. I mean,
friendships and trust are earned, not not like automatically given. Man, and
like, yeah, we had a good time. I had fun. You
seem like you're you're good in a fight, so I respect that as well.
But dude, you can't just be charming people and attacking people and trying
to mug people like you need to you You need to act a certain way
and be nice to people if you want them to like you back. I'm
a chad. Where is your spirit of adventure? I thought you were the
chad man. You don't want to do things, and I want to do
things, So why not just you know, have a blast before we don't
know, before something bad happens to us. I mean, yeah, I'm
down for a blast, as in, let's fucking leave and go kill some
monsters. Dude, I'm I say we do we do that? That sounds
fun, not charming. Ola, that's just weird and creepy. Don't do
that, all right? As as so as uh as Chad wasn't looking,
I glanced back at Ola and smile at her with a big smile, and
I wave. All right. So the boys start heading to this town in
the northwestern direction. They are a decent amount of time behind you guys.
But I mean, you guys are at the lab. They're going to a
town which is slightly slightly off. But so at the same time, let
me just go ahead and grab this. Imagine this but sci fi. That's
what it looks like. The demon, the big fucking gigantic jack demon,
but like with metal parts, like an artificial cyborg demon. Yeah, okay,
and like where it's stomach and abs are, it's like a front door
basically. Oh so the whole demon is the lab. Yes, so he's
like a flesh mecca cyborgatur And I think that they might have done some change
to this lab since the last time you were here. Did you guys back
up when Stella yelled to back up? I mean I would have, yeah,
I did you know, you know, you know Zorn he just hot
and goes and does a sneaky rogue. Shit. Well Stella screamed like get
out of the lab and started running toward the door, So I would imagine
I would have like, oh shit, okay, yeah, yeah, backed
up. Alkay, boys, we're gonna have to roll some initiative. Well
these are not updated, Briggs. Oh, you guys can't see what's going.
Oh you my bad, I'm on the wrong page. Okay, I
should be fine. You guys don't see it. No, we see them.
But like my health is uh. You had to manage your health like
by yourself. Are you guys? Every single time? Yes? Wait,
updated every single time? What do you mean? What's wrong with your health?
Because it's supposed to be nine higher? Okay, click on click on
the icon and just we doubled up. Yeah, we leveled the one time,
the one time. Yeah, till four. Yeah, this is one
of my original seventeen. Now it's nine. Your sheet still says twenty six.
It's just above your token's wrong? Is wrong? You gotta click on
the token, click on that little gear and then go into bar one and
then change your If he has it as bar three, twenty six, you
have it as bar three. Yeah, bar three is red. I used
bar one, but it doesn't matter which one. So twenty six out of
twenty I did it. I did edit it. You got it? He
got it is twenty six or seventeen? Now you got it? Got it?
You're good? Okay, we got a alsome initiative voice. All right,
here we go initiative time. So are only a point right now is
the big giant lab, big giant lab. I don't know how we're going
to fight a giant lab. I'm terrible, Adrian. Do you have any
ideas it's your lab sponsored by that's McDonald's. Uh, never experienced this before,
so this will be a first. So yeah, the lab that you
are used to is just kind of like Howl's moving castle where it just kind
of gets up move some move from spot to another. But it's a normal
looking lab now whimsical kind of Yeah. It usually probably goes invisible before it
you know, turns, starts moving and ship like. It's very very much
so indistinguishable. This is a bit flashy for us. We're just you know,
magic and medicine. You're just nerds. Yeah, we're just little guys.
Why am I rolling? And you got to click your token on the
map and then roll initiative nice sort ourn is absolutely your turn. Ah well,
and let me make sure you guys are what do we even do?
So like Stella is still in there so we can't just like try to blow
the whole thing up. Well, go ahead, it looks like it's it's
hostile towards you guys. Actually, as as the like the initiative starts,
it looks like he grabs or not he it grabs from its back a gigantic
sword. Yeah, we're just little guys. See, this is where my
strategy of run the fuck away usually comes in handy. All right, oh
wait, oh now, okay, we're not on horseback, but our horses
are probably still around here somewhere. Okay, yes, oh you know what,
guys. As someone who's a little bit of a hurry to go west,
I I say we just get on our horses and get out of here.
Leave Stella. Yeah, not to be a you know, it seems
like a like a coward or anything. But I don't even know who's We
can't leave Stella. She's Idrin's mother, sister, best friend. I don't
really know. Actually it was bactically you released her from her chains. Okay,
our work here is done. No, I gotta make sure she doesn't
die. That's not cool. So if you insist, then I have to.
I'm honor bound to help. All right, we could do this,
but we have to do this together. While you guys are having this conversation,
Stella is looking down from like the doorway, how high up. Is
she halfway up like fifty feet? Oh yeah, that's good for her.
But yeah she jumps and like what yeah, okay, she jumps, pulls
out a little fucking gadget umbrella and like floats down Mary Poppins and float floats
down nicely. Girl. But she's who basically now, she's underneath the fucking
big fig I see her. If I see her do that, I'm gonna
cast shield of faith on her. Ooh nice, what does that do?
Uh? So, basically that is it's a shimmering field that surrounds a creature
of your choice within range, granting it a plus two bonus to AC for
the duration. So if she decides to flee, hell yeah, that she's
protected and gets a little bit of extra ace. Cool. So I have
to roll her initiative actually now yeah, Maks, Yeah, she's basically makis
curusu with glasses and small nice yea which animated. Yeah, I do know,
remember to describe what people look like when you guys see people act She
just immediately stopping like this is what the person looks like. She's gonna usually
use like actors and like that guy looks like George Clooney. So just picture
George Clooney as like as a king or some shit. There there you go,
Like she is a small dwarf lady with red hair, glasses, like
a white dress shirt and a red tie. She's a chib okay. The
the demon Castle, I mean, the Demon Lab does not notice her,
kind of like go underneath it, like float down. So we're fine.
It has terrible passive perception, too big for its own good. You know
what they say my bonus action. I can't fucking click her token. Oh
yeah, that's right. Shield of Faith is bonus, so that was my
bonous for my main action. I will. But you know what I'm gonna
do. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna support buff all of us. So
hey, myself acts and zoron. I'm gonna cast bless on all of us.
So uh you wait, I'm gonna wait. A demon hurts. It's
not like Radiant or anything like. Yeah, I know that would be funny
though, it would be really funny if I cast blessed it curses you.
God, No, it's more of like a blessed What do the re creatures
or your choice? Within range? Whenever a target makes an attack, roll
or saving throw before the spell ends. So this is concentration. So if
I get hit, I have to roll to see if I can maintain my
concentration. Got it. The target can roll a D four and add the
number roll to the attack roll or saving throw. So yeah, yeah,
this is any time for the next ten turns awesome, sounds good. Stella
looks over at you guys and she's like, uh, guys, I had
to build that stupid sword for the fucking for the thing. It's got a
thirty foot range. That's all terrifying. I mean, like, okay,
all right then, so you you guys take like basically shooting that chain right
away is gonna be helpful for sure, because now she has all the information
about the You guys could ask her what you want. Nice, We just
have to make sure she doesn't die. Yeah, Sooran, I mean,
I'm I think, okay, dwarfs sore on an axe, Listen to me.
I don't see how we get this guy unless we get him to the
ground. Because while you might be able to hit something long distance acts,
I know I can't. So what I say we do is we target one
of the legs. Oh yeah, we could do that. Hit him,
hit him on the tendon, like the the part that is keeping the foot
up, and then when he drops to his knee, we'll be much closer
to I was just gonna aim for one of his knees and hopefully that'll knock
him, that'll buckle him, and he'll fall down. Yeah. Well,
as long as you have enough strength to take out a whole knee, because
you know, would be easier. I don't even is this thing actually organic
or is it just a metal because you said it's like a cyborg. It's
a fleshy too. It's a miss. It's like this this like I will
cyborg is now like part like it's a mix. I will aim at the
part of the leg that looks the most fleshy and weak, not the parts
that are armored with steel. Yeah, all right, So it is my
turn though, right or is it still Ron's turn? And you're done right?
Yes? Would you? Yeah? Blessed you sell it? Yeah.
Stella's also warned you guys that the sword has a thirty foot range. Yes,
she did. Okay, so my turn, Okay. I first thing
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna run back thirty feet and I'm going to whistle
for my horse to come to my location. Probably won't be able to get
here that turn, but I'm just whistling for Smoke to come over here,
okayo, And by the end of your turn, Smoke will be there.
Perfect. And then now with this seventy five feet away from the giant robot,
I'm gonna aim for a yeah, part of its leg that looks like
if I hit it, like, I don't know if it'll be the knee
of Achilles heel or whatever, but some part that I know fleshy fifteen.
Does fifteen hit this thing? Sadly? Let me double track. I do
not think it hits No, okay, close, but it's not it.
Guys, get the hell away from it. My boy, Ax Ross,
it is your turn. I just went okay, so I'm going no,
it's not so wrong turn. It is Stella's turn. Stella, she looks
up. She's like, the fuck this thing, and she's she's very close.
She like smashes like a greenish emerald in her hand and it like goes
to dust and she turns invisible. Oh and all right, that'll do it.
And she's going to move thirty feet towards so wrong and that's kind of
it. She's just trying to back up from the sucking thing. Nice it
is now the big fucking guys turn yip, don't die guys, and they're
just like, we're just making weird like sounds but doesn't really speak or anything
like that. And it's gonna move thirty feet forward. No, great,
we go for Eadrin, go for each It might just try a big fuck
off swipe attack. Listen, you don't want it to go for me.
I'm literally giving you a buff. I think it'll probably attack Zoron, as
Zorn is larger and more noticeable than Adrin, and you guys are both all
all in front of so it's gonna be a big sort attacks. Let me
double check that everything's set up properly. Here big sword, what a sort,
long af sort. I can't believe the role the nine that's fucking up.
Okay, well it did nothing. Oh well he just one attack,
thank god only I mean right now, one attack? Ah sword, yeah,
long af sword, and yeah that's its turns around, it's your turn.
What a bad role. So what I'm going to do is also whistle
for my horse. Then I'm going to use my sword to attack the same
place that the axe was trying to hit but then failed. Yeah. Ok,
And then after I hit with the sword, I'm gonna run away and
like, I don't think you could hit one where you were aimed at the
knee, cap no attacking. I was aiming at wherever was not robotic.
So if the knee was flash, I'm naming at the knee. So no,
everywhere throughout his body will have like pieces of metal, and in between
the pieces of metal you see like bulging muscle, So I would try aiming
for the bulging muscle. Then I guess saying, like, are you even
for the thigh near the knee the cast I'll say, you're not playing now,
No, I I need to know what what ax Ross aimed at because
the knee is probably like fifteen to twenty feet up and I don't think Zorn
can jump and hit it with with the sword. Then I will aim for
a similar spot, but on the ankle sounds good, perfect, like a
critical spot where you know the tendon is that you know that supports the weight.
Okay, go for it. And because I'm an assassin, I know
exactly the right place to hit, all right, So you run up with
your sword you look right above its ankle, and you go and try and
stab into the part between the metal fifteen does not hit. That's the same
thing I rolled down ship. All right, we know fifteen do you mean?
What do you mean? That's not a ranged attack? It doesn't matter,
So it's it's so basically what happened is you swung and you weren't able
to pierce his metal, fleshy body. His armor class is above a fifteen.
Yeah, okay, then I use my like blonous action or whatever to
hide from him or like back away from him. Okay, so you're gonna
disengage then disengage. Yeah, I'll disengage, but I'm still waiting for my
horse because I whistled for my horse. Okay, so thirty feet disengage.
So you're going over here, like are you going towards like the ruins the
trees, like next to ox Ross? Which direction do you want to close
to ox Ross? Because he's the horse? Yeah, is running to him,
so that's all. He's obviously in an area where the horses can easily
run too. Ye oh my god, I've you guys are blessed. You
can add a D four to your attack rolls. Well, shit, fortunate,
that's all right. Well we already in it, so I mean you
don't, I mean I'll let I'll let go on the attack. Work to
roll the damage. Oh well you just roll. He just rolls an extra
D four to see if it hits. Oh yeah, like I said,
roll a D four. It's gonna hit. It's sixteen the as yeah before.
Okay, yeah, so it hits, it hits. Roll the damage,
roll the damage, twelve damage. You do guess nic attacks with twelve
damage? Not bad? Let me go ahead, and then I run towards
the horses. Yep, it is Idrian. Now it's your turn. But
while this is happening, Chad and Dingle are riding on their horse towards the
town, and in the distance they notice like probably about a decent ways away,
similar similar direction to the town, but slightly off. They just see
a fucking gigantic metal demon head popping out of the forest like pop it above
the trees. Hey, Chad, what the hell is that over there?
I don't fucking know what I'm down to go check it out. If you
are, dude, this seems dangerous. Don't you think we should probably ditch
the horses here and get a bit closer. Why would we ditch the horses.
We could use those to run away if it's too strong, Let's use
the horses to get to we can both be invisible. Oh shit, okay,
how about we get closer. We want we let closer and then I'll
cast an invisibility for the both of us and then we can do like a
Synek surprise attack just the two of us. That sounds I am down for
that. That sounds fun, dude, Okay, so do this then let's
him invisibility is a war crime. I'm just gonna say that. Yeah,
I mean yeah. So we're gonna go on our horses though, to get
closer, and you cast invisibility, and when we get closer, we're gonna
get off the horses obviously, But you're gonna cast invisibility on Chad. Do
you have Do you have third level magic for that? There's no way you
would have invisibility due no. Invisibility is a second level spell. It only
makes one It only makes one person invisible though, Oh yeah, are you
gonna make You're using something different that's not invisibility. A trace is just like
you guys, get like a plus ten two dexterity you should be okay,
so we're gonna try. It'll still help, but you're not invisible. Okay,
that makes sense, So you're gonna task and give it. I'm gonna
pass this on the two of us, and then we can be like really
sneaky so that nobody, you know, hopefully detects us. So we're gonna
try to sneak up. So you wanna, you wanna try to sneak up
on this big thing and attack it from behind. That's exactly why planned,
mister Chad. Okay, so we approach, you cast us on me,
but idri and it is still your turn. I am going to getting bolt
the big lung. Uh. Also, I'm gonna use some of my movement
to I'm not quite within melee range, so I'm gonna back up a schmidge
like dirty like my my movement back up so that I'm kind of without a
without is a smidge Smidge's thirty feet Yeah, I see, yeah, Uh,
it will not have an opportunity attack. Okay, I was gonna say,
I'm not quite within it's melee range just yet. Yeah, So I'm
gonna back to fuck up. I mean technically you might be because thirty feet,
but you said thirty feet. He's also like his head is one hundred
meters up, like you guys are all this fucking ants. I rule things
differently than rusted. I think if it's if his head's one hundred feet up
and you want to run away, and this fucking thing has a terrible passive
perception, I don't think it's gonna have an opportunity attack. I'm gonna,
uh, I'm going to guiding bolt the motherfucker, which means I'm going to
I need to add this to the hot bar. But it's also not necessarily
alive, so it's I think it works differently. It just fucking swings on
its turn. It's running Windows ninety five. It's just so oh geez,
oh no, it doesn't really do much. Uh so that's six twelve thirteen
thirteen. Hit does not hit. You don't get the plus four though,
right? No? I do you do really get the plus three? People?
I get three, people get blessed. Oh so you roll you all
got it? Got it? Got it myself extros and zoron for the next
ten turns unless I get so, unless I get hit and fail the concentration
save. Uh, then we get it for the next ten turns. Sounds
good. All Rightum, so that doesn't that does not hit. But you're
gonna back up bonus. Yeah, I'm gonna back up bonus action. I'm
gonna pop the slim little slim spiritual weapon, spiritual weapon. It's a weapon.
Well, be all right, I'm gonna cast it like, uh,
let's see how much much. I only got sixty sixty feet so I can't
put it in front of his face. So I'm gonna put I'm gonna pop
this thing like right like behind its knee or something like that. Yeah,
I'm gonna make it like I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna have this thing flank
it from behind. The slime pulls out like a baseball bat, like it's
gonna break its knees or something. Suddenly, the slime with the mustache,
the tomato slime with the mustache looks like he's from New York. He's wearing
like a fucking baseball jersey. All right, what are you doing? And
then the it's gonna smack them? Oh okay, natural Wow, that hits.
Yeah, it really is our secret weapon. Gee, I think this
slime may have done more damage than you guys. I think the slim always
rolls crits somehow, Luke, I meant to do two D eight, not
one, So that's seven. What do you expect. We got to set
up your sheet trucks so you can roll the hits thirteen thirteen, Yeah,
I had. I had to take a time just to hot bar everything because
I need a hot bar everything. That's a hot bar. That's that's that's
that's thirteen radiant damage. All right, it like this, make a little
sound. All right. It is now Stella's turn, and after Stella,
I'm gonna have both Chad and Stella was ten. I was eleven. It
should have been me next. Oh I skipped your turn, so sorry your
turn. No bro, okay, I'm on the back of Smoke now because
Smoke came over to me last yurn. And riding horses have a sixty foot
speed? Is that you cool with that? Yeah? Hundred percent? All
right cool. So I'm just gonna ride sixty feet away off the map.
Then I always go I gotta start making my maps, like seven hundred track
of it. I will keep track of it. So I am fifty feet
away right now so that I'll be one hundred and ten feet away, triple
your map, just yeah, just because of me, like seven times.
All right, I'm one hundred and ten feet away. And now behold the
power of the hot bar. Damn it. Wait, bless yep, that'll
think even if I rull, that's gonna help it. I'll ruin it anyway,
damn it. Okay, hot bar, you throw your Wait, how
do you hot bar it? You have to have the skills. I'll teach
you, truck. I'll teach you truck. Yeah, it's a little bit
of a thing, but yeah, it's not hard. So basically you throw
your spear, it just goes off of It's like it's like a metal part
of its body and you missed the fleshy piece in between. Well, it's
not hitting me. Stella keeps on back up and casts like breaks another like
magic crystal, and it's had. This time it's red and cast like a
firebolt type spell. It hits, giving ten damage. Good damage from Stella.
Not bad for a little little bit. She used Bell's ability from Don
Machi firebolts. Firebault. Doesn't matter if where we're hitting or it's just general
damage. What matters. We'll find out when we hit it. It has.
We've had three people do damage to it now, so I don't know
if that's if it makes a difference if they're all hitting the same spot or
not. It doesn't really make a difference. In general, it has an
armor class of around of sixteen. You guys could ascertain there are rules in
D and D for like called shot, like hitting a specific thing for most
part, animac it's just like you met a monster and just attack it.
Oh yeah, I say, Like, for example, if you're aiming for
a specific part like the fleshy piece in between, you can always you know,
if you don't hit, then it's like, oh it hits the metal
piece and doesn't do it the same kind of thing. Like you can play
it off a couple different ways. Okay, it's it just has a general
armor class. Anyway, Chad and Dingle need to roll their initiative. Oh
they're here, but you guys don't know they're here. Yeah, because we
have the I cast the spells. Well, yeah, let's try and sneak
up. What armor does this thing have? What kind of armor does it
have? What do you mean? It's just like I've kind of described it
as like it's a metal building with fleshy pieces in between, Like it's not.
It's like metal and muscle. Is it. Is it resistant to anything?
Well, we wouldn't know that. You'll find out when the time.
You would know that until you do it. Yeah, okay, it is.
I I can't say that. I'm just whispering. I'm just assume stuff.
But yeah, I'm just crouching with Chad next to him approaching the demon.
From what I've discovered, D and d's mostly not like Pokemon with like
you know, water fire kind of shit. Okay, I'm crouching next to
next to Chad and we're about to approach demon. And I asked him,
Okay, mister Chad, what do we do now? So I'll put you
on the same Can you roll your initiative? Wait a quick, I'll do
it for you. Okay, I'm gonna put you on this. I'm gonna
put you on this. So you click your your sheet and then you click,
you click your icon and you click initiative. Okay, I'm just gonna
put you on the same initiative as chadther Way, unless you roll a better
one. Yeah, Okay, your initiative is terrible. Okay, I'm just
just put me to initiative. All right. You and Chad are on the
same initiative, which is actually perfect because it's right after Stella that worked out
well. So it's it's our turn. We sneak up. We have to
roll up. I said, we roll a stealth right that? How what
is your thing? Do again? Can you describe it or read it to
me? Yeah? So a veil of shadows and silence radiates from you,
masking you and your companions from detection for the duration each creature you choose within
thirty feet in front of you, including you as a plus ten bonus to
dexterity. Stealth checks and can't be tracked except by magical means. Okay,
I say, we roll a stealth and we get a plus ten. Correct,
Yep, that's yep. Keep on losing Chad's sheet. Okay, there
is brother plus ten. You get a ten, and fucking Chad is like
thirty one, the sneakiest here being alive. It doesn't exist. Fucking a
All right, what he's coming around to me? Now? I get tingles
appeal to the audience. Yeah, okay, So Chad sneakily dashes and jumps
and slides behind the demon so much. He's so he's so stealth that you
guys don't even notice him. And he goes and he swings his scythe and
he doesn't hit. That's sucking. Oh he should have advantage, he should
have advantage. I roll it again. Oh he doesn't. He fortunate.
Oh god, so unfortunate. The rescue party is not the best they're trying.
But so he's is he just fucking like full on circles Like yeah,
he's like I was a little too far away. He runs and he clashes
his scythe against its metal like calf and it just like clean, It bounces
right off, like shit, I can't get through this thing. Dingle at
the same time, is trying to follow up with Chad. He trips over
a branch and he fuckings. He makes a weird elf sound and zoron Axe,
Ross and Drin are like, oh, fucking you guys notice him.
I'm way too far away to notice anything. You guys would notice that too
far breaks. I think too far, I would say, based off of
your stealth role. If they're looking at the demon, they're gonna see you
walking up behind it. But the demon doesn't notice, so you could attack.
All right, I want to cast. I'll try my luck with this.
I have no idea this is going to work, but I think that's
freaking Dingle. Where are you? I'm at the way behind the demon,
not you or you cannot whisper to me. You're not hidden, so you
can yell. You could yell to him. Wait, you backed up on
your turn. Where did you move? I'm back? Oh, so then
you guys are basically next to each other. Then you're fine. There we
go. You can whisper. You're going to cast the spell. Remember to
move your I think you're right, guys, And I just see them back,
and I see them talking, and I just smile and wave to them.
Okay, whispering buddy, Just a heads up, move your own icons
when you say you're moving thirty feet or whatever, just because I can.
Yeah, I have that. Yeah, I could do it. You should
be able to move it either, Yeah, try, yeah, I can.
I can. Okay, cool, all right, breaks Dingle casts heat
metal. Oh okay, it's good if it's going to do something to the
armor of the demon, so it makes a glow red hot any creature in
physical contact with the object takes two D eight fire damage when you cast a
spell until the spell ends. You could use a bonus action on each of
yourself and turns to cause it damage again. Absolutely, it will definitely work
on it, all right, So doesn't need to do a saving throw,
though the creature must succeed a constitution saving throw or drop an object if it
can. Does the constitution saving throw happen to have to happen every turn or
has it or only on the demon's turn? I think it's on the Demonstern,
so it's it's yeah, And it said I get. I get also
a bonus action on each of your subsequent turns to cause this damage again.
Yeah, you can use a bonus action each of your turns to cause it.
Yeah, all right, do two D A roll it? All right?
A what two D A two D eight A nice role? You eight
damage and it doesn't have to do a throw the constitution saving throw is it
would? It would? It would drop the object or take off the armor,
but it's part of its body, the metal. So I'm saying,
okay, but what about the sword? What if I choose the sword?
Yeah, you could tick the sword too, but can I take the sword,
and it's gonna go super red hot and it's gonna drop a big sword.
If you unarmed, if you prefer to do the sword, yeah you
you definitely can, but you realize the armor he can't take off, so
it would be two D eight every turn. But you want him to drop
this sword, he just takes I wanted to drop a sword, okay,
So it's he's just not gonna do it. He doesn't want to. He's
gonna take the damage. So the sword blows red. It fucking hurts his
hand, but he's not alive, so all right, Like he's not like,
he's not like he reacts like like like emotional like burning type of thing.
Like it just makes them some sounds. Can I move? Then?
I'm like a one hundred and ten feet away and I'm like, who's's cooking
baked one? Just like a movie. And just hide in the trees right
there. Nice sounds good, Hide in between the trees and the um.
Whose turn is it now? So Edrin, it should be back to you
now? Wait? No, I lie, no it is. We're at
the demon's turn. My Badky havn't gone for so long. Breaks it's your
turn. After the demons are on. You did get a six for your
Yeah, the demon really only could reach Chad. He turns around and he
fucking swings his long sword that's now burning hit superheated fireiring like red hot.
He hits. I hopeing fifteen damage to Chad. That show Chad, you
can't die. Please let it be ding go bout you. You can't die.
You do what? All right, Zorn, it is your turn.
Okay, So I am. I'm on the horse. Yeah, you're forty
five feet away from the demon. Yeah, and so I'm moving on the
horse in a way that I'm maintaining distance away, so I don't I'm not
gonna get his move up to sixty feet away on the horse. I'm not
gonna move away because I'm still okay, right, I don't need to move
away. But I am gonna use the light crossbow to attack from a distance.
Okay, And I think I'll get the sneak because he's focusing on Chad.
Chad. Yeah, there's also he's engaged with the Witch. Mccullage is
flanking. Both Chad and the slime are flanking it. Advantage, go for
it, roll it a gank. You have advantage what do you mean two
stroll to regular ones? Roll two regular ones? You hit nice roll the
damage? And where were you aiming this? I was aiming it at the
foot, like at the ankle, which is what I've been trying to aim
because I'm trying to get him off to like drop down it balance it like
it like stumbles a little bit, and it clearly did did some damage.
You see some like juice like green juice is like squirt out of its ankle.
Yeah, okay, it is now eat in your turn. I'm gonna
attempt at guiding bolt this thing one morning time for it? Uh ah ship
No, okay, so you're gonna miss no matter what. Right, Yeah,
that's just nope, that's not listen, nothing's happening there. And then
slime Boy is gonna go for its one slime Boy, Oh my god,
the ones, the ones are coming out? Why am I corse truck truck
us? The different dice? What different dice make them cooler? You gotta
get cooler dice. I could if I could listen and this, if this
were D and D beyond, I would be able to change my dice.
Oh my god, always with D and D. Is that the end?
Of your turn truck. Yeah, I can't do shit at ross all.
You You need to go D and D beyond these crip fails. Jesus spreads.
Okay, say I'm gonna run another sixty feet away on my horse.
I have now one hundred and seventy feet away, okay, and now I'm
gonna use scorching Ray, which because I took spell Sniper, we have a
range of two forty feet on that thing. And so I'm three bolts right
at the monster twenty two ten sixteen. You use blessed on that ten okay.
Uh, the bless is a defau it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's
right. Two of them hit, okay, all right, two of them
hit, gotcha? All right? So we got ten fire plus the two
for genies raft. So that's twelve fire and another ten fires, so twenty
two fire. All right. The monster it is kind of like and then
like kind of this giant like one hundred foot like Gargainhuan building demon just goes
be boot shit boop up and kind of like it's still like staggering it.
And you notice, you guys are your tax are affecting it for sure.
Dingle and Chad are up, you can go first, Dingle. All right,
so the monster is gigantic, so I'm gonna have to think of a
proper plant to try and save you. Chad. Hmmm, let's see in
the meantime, if you want, while you think of your plan, Chad
is gonna be like, oh that fucking hurt. I think, I think,
I think I'm gonna cast this, all right, go for it.
Fuck Cloud, now if you do that. If you do that, you
can't keep heat metal up anymore. Yeah, I know, okay, I'd
just rather support to Chad. So I see Chad's in trouble, I cast
fog Cloud and even though so that the you know, the demon won't be
able to see Chad anymore inside the smoke, since Chad is mostly close range,
So the demon won't be able to see Chad anymore, but most likely
Chad will still be able to determine where the demon is because he's a giant
demon. So it's a twenty foot radius. Are you putting this smoke around
its head where its eyes? Are you centering it on Chad? Are you
centering below on its feet? Below? So you're like you're kind of kind
of above Chat. So you can't see perfectly, so you're blinding Chad.
Is your plan here? No? No, if you put it, if
you puts it above Chad, Chad can't. It looks and won't. So
yeah, Chad will look up and not be able to see like the upper
part of the body, but he could still see like the feet right and
the ankle. The demon won't be able to see Chad exactly where she'll be
able to see the legs of the demon. I get you, okay,
all right? Is that is that your turn? Dingle? Yeah, that's
my turn? All right? Chad still hiding in the trees like a coward,
Chad finally notices, Oh, that's Eat and Zoro in an ax ross
here. Cool, we've got some support. That's awesome. Like he just
wanted to fight a big fucking monster. He didn't even know you guys were
here, so he just he swings his scythe he's in a recklessly attack,
giving him advantage. It's gonna take a little bit more to to get into
this fucking This guy's through this guy's armor and he recklessly attacks with advantage,
critically hitting because of the reds attack. Chad go dealing fifteen say seventeen damage.
Boom, that's our boy. That's our boy. It is now Stella's
turn, and Stella does the same attack as last time, breaks another crystal
in her hand and cast a fire attack. Unfortunately it does not hit.
It is now the Monster's turn. The monster, or like the Big lab,
it has a fog cloud like loincloth hovering around. It's yes, so
it'll roll with disadvantage. Then if I could figure out how to do this,
so the slime and Chad are pretty much protected. Well, they can't
see them, you know what. The slime is pure radiance though, so
that's the slime might be. I mean, if it's a thick ass fog,
then with disadvantage to hit him. It would be disadvantaged if it swings
down at these guys. But low key it like looks around, doesn't see
chat or slime anymore. It's gonna walk thirty feet towards Idrin and zoron Great
oh Ship, and it's gonna swing its sword at an enemy he can see.
I'm gonna roll a D two one is Idrin, two is Zoran.
I don't know how to roll a D two on There's no no D two
dice Okay, guess I gotta type it in so you could do I was
gonna say you could yeah, you could do or could just you could do
a you could do a D four and then odds and evens. Oh true
Idrian Adrian gets swung at with the longest fox sword does a twelve hit you?
No? Hell? Yeah dude, Okay, it is now zoron stern.
Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna do the I've got another crossbow attack
to his foot, and then I'm gonna run away on the horse and disengage.
Go for it. You hit, Yeah, eleven damage? You guys?
Are you guys are doing damage just this thing looking Yeah, you can't
really tell damn it all right, But that's not a necessarily indication of how
weak it is. It's more so that, like it's just a fucking one
hundred foot tall creature and you guys are like cracking its armor a little bit
and like some green goo is going out, but it's not as noticeable as
like a humanoid. I've dealt like thirty damage to that foot. Bro.
Yeah, you guys have been you have been, you have been going hard.
But it has a lot of hp mm hmm, idrin, it is
your so you run away, move your guy where you're running so we can
see the progress. Well, it depends on how the DM wants to do
it. I feel like with a one hundred foot tall like building come come
into life, like you're gonna see that it's crumbling and stuff and like cracking
and stuff. But you're not gonna be able to one hundred and be like,
oh, this thing's on the verge of death. That's how it usually
goes. You don't usually know the HP of like the monsters. All right,
I back up a bit and I fuck it. One more guiding bolt.
Just I just want I want this motherfucker Okay, okay, okay,
I just I just want to give somebody advantage on this guy. Oh god,
damns are asked right now? Uh all right, slime boy is gonna
move up? Can you can you move to sign back to swim? Just
no, boy, He just pops towards the demon weep, weep, it's
mine. My goodness, you're trying. You're trying so much. Nothing hits
axe Ross goes to you. All right, So what does that bring us
up to? You? Real quick? Okay? Two hundred and thirty feet
away. Now you're fuck that's crazy all right, and uh I am going
to Eldridge spear twenty three. That's hitting it. Yep, eight damaged.
No, that'll be plus ten ten damage. Okay again staggering you see more
green goop hop out dingle. What are you doing? M hm hmm.
I think I'm gonna someone a beast. I'm gonna summon a beast, and
it's going to take the form of a flying creature. That's what that's why
I choose alright, a creature of air. Creature of air please brigs okay?
Or attacking I could look it up. Yeah, what's it called?
Beast? Deal? Spirit? All right, what do you want to do
with this spirit of the air? Just dive in and attack the monster's face.
Uh okay, it can make a number of attacks equal to half the
spells levels. That's it's okay, make one attack then all right, Uh
roll a D twenty. Let me get a token D twenty. Okay,
that's hitting, no matter. Wait oh wait, wrong one, run on
wrong roll two D twenty Sorry sorry, wrong one? All right, yeah,
that's not it misses. A creature appears and swarms down toward the monster
and just like fucking hits. It hits its beak on the on its metal
and like starts falling down. Flyway is that the air beast has an ability
where it doesn't provoke opportunity attacks if it flies out of range, so it
can just you know, fly around no matter what. So that's pretty good.
Okay, okay, so we're still alive. Good good, okay do
Chad. Chad dashes over towards the boy. He doesn't actually dath. He
runs over quickly, and he's gonna once again recklessly swing at this thing's feet,
and you can notice that he is now raging as well. Go Chad,
r dude. Oh yeah, another twenty five, dealing fifteen more damage.
And when this damage is hit, you notice its eyes start to flicker
a little bit. Oh no, it's glitchen glitchin a bit, it's glitchen
a bit. Stella casts enough the fire bolt type attack it hits, dealing
twelve damage. Oh finally, and it's as if it's like short circuiting and
getting You can tell it's fucking weak. But it is. Now the beasts
attack and let me just try to see exactly the range of everything here.
It's gonna go move to here, So are you You should be further zorn
is the thing, because you're real far like I don't. I can't gauge
the distances on the map. So you can move sixty feet on the horse.
I'm assuming you wanted to move sixty feet from where you were right,
so you were here, you wanted to move sixty feet, you would be
on the edge of the map. No, that would be somewhere where I
can hit with cross bowl, but be as far away from getting hit this
possle. Yeah, so you're like over here, so you're out of range
of this next attack, which is good because it's using its legendary action now.
And basically what it's gonna do is it's gonna like the legs are gonna
fucking fall into its body and it's gonna be more of like a kind of
more like looking more like a lab because it doesn't have the two legs.
Now it's around fifty feet instead of the hundred, and it has its sword
in its hand and it just fucking spins. Oh shit. And now it's
gonna it's gonna hit everyone within range. So the slime Chad and Stella are
gonna are gonna we'll see if the fucking attack can get big pump. Yeah,
seriously, because this long sword could do a lot of damage, but
it's not been hitting. That's okay, it doesn't hit. Yeah, Kurt
fails. Okay, that was its legendary action, So that misses, doesn't
hit me, and then it's gonna use this one attack and attack Stella and
it hits, dealing eighteen damage to Stella. Stella does not have a lot
of HP. She looks bloodied and wounded and like kind of fall falls over
a little bit. She's not knocked out, she's not knocked out, but
she looks like she's on the verge of fucking death. Zoron. It is
your turn alright, Still Stella is in trouble. Could I give her a
potion? Or does that take up my turn? Um? Now, I
do think that would be an action, so that would be you're close enough
to do that, but that would be your whole thing. Yeah, although
you are a rogue, so you could move over there give her the potion
as an action and cunning action dash or disengage. Okay, we all do
that. Then instead of attacking the monster, I will give her the potion
and then disengaged sounds good. So she takes the potion and it is a
two D four plus two. Correct. Ah, yes, two D four
plus two. So she gets six HP, which is good. She she
gets up and she's like, thank you so much, sure, thank you,
And it is now Drinstern, Now you're muted. I made it bit
right on time. Yeah, perfect timing. Was almost dead by the way.
What yes, Stella got hit by an eighteen attack long sword and she
she was on the verge of death, but Zorn gave her a HP potion.
W okay sho ah, cool up up up, but up up up.
But made it baby ship. Well, I guess I can do a
sacred flame, make a dexterity saving throw breaks dexterity saving throw for the huge
fiend demon my bad demon lab dexterity saving throw. M sure. Let me
just said, yeah, I've hit it strength. That's that's not what I
meant to do dex starity. Who I'm so sorry, shit slime, Yeah
you slimy mother did a roll of thirty two? No? No, no,
no, no sorry sorry sorry sorry? How to fuck did it roll
up? That shouldn't even be possible. It's constitutions supposed to have the plus
my bad, my bad, three roll that was not legal. That was
not legal. It still doesn't matter. Twenty two matter. Okay, So
that's a twenty one to hit for this slime. Okay. It also asked
slime hits within range again, the slime does hit, Come on, slime,
you can do this. Finish it off. Slime hit a home run.
What's the damage? Seven? Almost max plus six so they're radiant damage.
Dude, this thing starts to crumble. It's still standing, but it
is on. You could tell that it's barely like the eyes almost went black
now, like they're almost like dimmed out, like it's it's it's almost it's
almost out. It's almost dead. Axe Ross, it's your turn, all
right. I'm not gonna move any further away because I'm looking at this thing
from a distance of two hundred and thirty feet away and it looks pretty it
lowered and it's it's glitching out. So I'm just gonna throw another algritch spear
and hopefully this will end it. It is not missus. Dingle. Your
your turn, Dingle, all right, yeah, I'm still here, Dingle,
get the finishing blow. I Dingle kind of wants the finishing blow,
but especially let us live it down. Leave just saved your ass. So
I still have the summon Beast thing just to do. Just let me remind
myself. Is this a concentration spell? It is the summon Beast. Okay,
so if I do another one, this will go away. You can
just attack with the current beast you have summoned? You do, you do
have that, But that's the spell. That's a I'm gonna cast a spell
and then I can I do the beast again as my secondary because well well
no, okay, so here's the deal. The but what isn't it an
extra turn because of the beat? Yeah, the beast has its own turn
to attack. Yeah, you could cast a spell, it just can't be
a spell that has concentration on it. Yes, yeah, I know,
I know, I know. Okay, So I'm gonna cast ice knife.
Cool, Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I'm gonna cast ice knife and
just fling it at the demon's face and hopefully it hits. That is not
a concentration. It takes one d T piercing damage on hit. So you
gotta roll the hit roll twenty and then we'll add the you hit anyway,
Okay, you hit roll the one D ten and the explosion. Yeah,
one D ten. You gotta roll the one D ten. Then they have
to make a so eight damage, and then they have to make internet explodes
and you need to make a deck safe. It doesn't matter because on the
impact of the ice where are you throwing this ice knife? Where were you
aiming at his face? At his face? The ice knife pierces through the
back of its head and just goes right into something and like it's it's the
head starts fucking going like back and forth, went back and forth, like
and the eyes go black, okay, and you could tell that it just
kind of it's just look like it looks the same as it looked when you
were fighting it, but it's like turned off. Oh no, all right,
Dingle defeated it. You you cut out, you cut out, recontent
again. Still can't hear you. Dingle was just in the distance screaming,
and we're like, fuck, all right, So I did it, guys,
I got the demon. I go riding back into the battle and I'm
like, did I kill it? What? What? Oh? No?
Yeah? And I I also ride up to you and I'm like, what
the hell is he doing back here? Chad, I'm always here to rescue
you. Oh my god. Oh no, I didn't get hit at all,
So I just want to let you know injury. Okay, I didn't.
You're just demoralized from not hitting Stella. She got injured. Yeah,
I'm I. I immediately am looking for So Stella walks over towards the lab.
If you guys want to want to reunite kind of in front of the
that. If I see her, I'm like starting to her. Okay,
So all the boys everyone kind of reunites in front of the lab and Stella's
just like, thank you guys so much for saving me. I'm the one
that defeated the beast. Oh, thank you so much. You you strong
elf big. It was already a big. Yeah. We're the three of
us are look at each other awkwardly, but we don't want to be like,
oh no, I'm the one that gets all the x sput I get
all the killed. That's how that how that works. You guys are all
players, So you guys are sharing it as a party. The reason why
I was saying, you guys don't get the XP me for all the goblins
is because the old man's fucking like half asleep, is chilling on like the
side of the town doing his old thing, his own thing, Like he's
not he's just he's a one man individual thing. That's real ship. So
so so can we go into the lab and like loot it? I see
what happened in there. I mean, I really would prefer if you guys
don't loot my lab, but thank you, I could give you guys some
stuff as a reward. What I mean is I don't know if the demons
up in there that we could loot. Yeah, yeah, like what happened,
Like the demons take it over and turn it into a giant, Like
holy shit. I think this is what we can ask Stella. All right,
let's let's go asking. Let's go inside and have a have a cup
of tea, and I'll tell you guys what happened. Yeah, let's have
a look. And no looting dingle Yeah, I'm acting like I didn't just
bring it up. No robbing, all right, So I the place,
you guys, You guys get in there, and you see you like a
hallway with kind of like a sleek metal floor. There were like six kind
of pillars with like magic red crystals kind of floating above them. You see
her desk at another table, and she's like, I'll I'll make you guys
some some tea. Just uh just take us here at the table and I'll
tell you guys everything that happened. All right, lovely, thank you for
the tea. I really appreciate that. Okay, so you guys sit down,
teas made. She gives you guys the tea, and she's like,
so the lad goes invisible and moves from location to location because we do deal
with some some sensitive sensitive work here that could when the wrong hands can can
be can be used for evil. And and one day, I don't know
how they found the place, but this this demon named Danzi showed up with
a bunch of guards and little and monsters, and they managed to infiltrate the
lab. And they tied me up and made me maybe give them my resources
and magic crystals for how to control beasts. Although the good thing is with
the crystals, the red crystals you guys see over there, it only like
can control like low lower level monsters. It's nothing crazy strong. Yet they
were trying to make me develop something stronger. But these idiots don't listen to
me, like at the end of the day, the resource can only like
depending on the resource, it only has so much power. So like a
small red crystal like that will never be able to tame something way larger and
stronger. It excuse me there, misses. Uh what is your name again?
The name Stella young Man. How many of these red crystals would someone
need to be able to control even stronger beasts. So, as I was
saying, like, I think it doesn't really matter, want to answer that
question, Oh you don't have to. I kind of look at I kind
of look at Stella and I'm like I kind of give her one of these,
Like I wouldn't just a simple question. Okay, Well, I'm just
interested in knowing. I mean, there's persuasion I I do get. Honestly,
Stella doesn't really care, Like she gets the hint, and she's like,
as I've been saying, it doesn't really matter, like these small like
these small small magic stones could like even if you have a hundred of them,
it's not a combined resource. It's the work on orcs work. One
of these crystals will be able to pretty much do what you're talking. Yeah,
any creatures that kind of like go berserk, or will lose their mental
state at are lower level. A single stone could work on on goblins,
a single stone could work on orcs, for example, but if we have
a hundred of them, it's never going to work on like a large fiend
or anything like that. All right, so can we each grab one of
these stones still up just to help us on our journey. It's okay if
you don't want to. It's what do you guys plan to do with them?
Because I know you guys are to keep us safe while we go and
rescue some innocent people in my home kingdom. Okay, so i'll uh,
I'll give you guys one, But who is the most trusted member here?
Adrin? You know what, I'm going to give this to you, because
in the wrong hands, this could go. I was gonna say, I'm
pretty sure she would trust me with that. There's a moment where slap it
out, yeah or when when when people say it's Adrian Zorn just like makes
a face but doesn't say anything. So while the group is talking together with
Adrin, I slowly back away from the group. Oh no, they won't.
Here we go as I'm going back towards the statue holding the red crystal.
They're still not noticing because they're talking to together about the red crystal,
the red crystal that we just got. Yeah, and I'm no, you
didn't get the red crystal. But there are red crystals floating there are,
Yeah, so you have to exactly That's what I'm trying to do. So
my question is are you trying to do this? You know you could grab
a stone without a doubt. You could go there and grab a stone.
The question is are you trying to do it sneakily enough that they don't notice.
That's that's what I'm trying to do. I want to try to do
it sneakily. So would it be possible you could cast that spell on yourself
as well if you'd like. Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
If I can cast that spell and I don't know if it was still
an yeah, all right, well roll stealth. I'll give you a plus
ten to it. Okay, his decks is really not that good? Where
is it? Please be goody twelve? I do think they will notice are
you trying to grab it anyway? Or no? No, you made the
action to try sneakly grab it. They noticed Dingle try to grab it.
You guys noticed, what did you say about? Oh, I'm just I'm
just taking a look at it. You know, so shiny. It's not
yours. You don't own it. Put it back, I know, but
like it's just so shiny, don't you think? Are you any cats?
Are you a cat that just picks up shiny stuff on the floor? That
thing? I approached Stella, and I'm like, so, did the demons
leave anything behind? They they didn't leave anything behind. This will have this
conversation is gonna happen before you guys got the stones, just or before the
touch of the stone. I want you have to know this information, Stella
says. So basically, they did get some information out of me. Unfortunately,
I'm I'm not one that's good with gore, so I just kind of
told them what they needed to know to leave me alone, but they still
tied me up for research. So as you know that the small stones can
only work on small things. However, there are it is known that there
are large magic stones at certain temples in the world, and two of which
that I know about, are are guarded by guarded by dragons. Though that's
why even the demons themselves can't get their hands on them. So Danzig with
this information, I don't think he's dumb enough to go, but he might.
He might try. Oh he's definitely dumb enough to go. He might
try. Oh fuck, well, he's not dumb. He's just really like
he wants power, and that's something that he would definitely do. Mm hmm.
Dumb with power, not a great Just looks at Dingle and his eyes
and narrow. So but as Idrin has the stone, and as Dingle goes
and grab the stone, you guys both notice when you're holding the stone,
you see like a blue aura around ax Ross and Zoron and Dingle and and
Stella. However, around Chad is a little bit of a red aura,
and you could kind of tell that you could use the magic stone on him.
Oh so I can't use it. Okay, they can't use it on
me or any of the blues, but the reds you can. Yes,
Like you could tell that you could use it on on Chad if you wanted
to. Wow, can Dingle tell this? Both Dingle and Idrin can tell
that there's something different about I'm magic. I'm magic, so of course I
can tell we're touching them even if you were not magic, you would actually
a lot. Maybe you have to have some level magic ability to use like
a magic crystal. But regardless, like you guys can tell that it wouldn't
work on certain people and could work on others. OK, So what would
happen if the stone is used on Chad? You would off of what you
said. His eyes would turn red and he would go berserk and you would
have control over his body. Hm, I use it on Chad, you
don't have possession of it. No, he grabbed, he grabbed. They
didn't take it off. We didn't knocket out of him. I told him
finished. We didn't finish that conversation. Yeah, and Stella also didn't think
it would work on anyone in the room. I crushed the stone as as
as a you know, it starts to control Chad. What are you doing,
Dingle? What the fuck? I just wanted to test out this power?
Were you morons? So? All right? So? Uh? In
that moment, Chad's eyes turned red, his muscles start bulging, but his
genes start to rip, and as and and as his jeans start to rip.
You see like fur, Oh my god, oh my god, Chad's
a furry's creation of mine. Okay a, Dingle, are you in the
background with this stone like like, because if you're doing that, ship,
I'm gonna have to fight you. Man, I'm sorry, yeah, well
yeah he he you At least Idrin would be able to tell that, like,
Dingle is trying to control Chad, so Sourn is visibly confused and frustrated
at the same time he's confrustrated. All right, Dingle, what are you
doing? Are you trying to like fight them or are you trying to like
what are you trying to make Chad do? I'm gonna be running behind Chad.
Well okay, but before you do that, I'm gonna try to grab
that fucking thing out of your hand. So I've already used it, right,
I'm trying to Oh oh that's right. You have to break it to
use it. So how wait, I've already rushed and used it. So
do you psychically control chat ors? He just go crazy? Now? Nice?
I control him? Now you on on on his turn? You would
be able to control his action. All right, Well, okay, I'll
tell Dangle to release Chad. Then tell release he absolutely could he could release
Chad if you wanted to release your control room right now, or I'm gonna
kill you. All right, So I'm not done yet. I run and
I go behind. I stop you. I stop you from running. You're
not running. So what are you doing to him? What are you trying
to do? I'm casting thorn whip on him. Use thorn whip. All
right, We're gonna have to fucking roll initiative. Okay, yeah, twelve,
God, Dingle does a twelve hit you? Probably? What's your A
C? Your armor class? Oh it's at the top, it's pretty low.
I doubt that would hit you. Bless is Blessed still active? Yeah?
Fifteen? Okay, it's not gonna hit me fifteen fifteen, but bless
is still active fur it hits all right. So I'm dealing six damage to
you, and I'm pulling you ten feet towards me. Okay, we are
at that moment. We're gonna have to roll initiative again. Yep, damn
it, Dingle, me release him from your clutches. You salute fools.
I still didn't forget about that bounty from Sooron. Oh God, now Zoron
immediately engages into the fight. All right, everyone, click your thing and
roll initiative. I don't have a battle map for this, Yeah, I
mean we could just Yeah, this is so funny. So I've ye he
goes to run, I've yeted him. I've pulled him back towards me,
so he can't. He's not close to chat right now, I still didn't
cast. Yes, so Zoron is obviously very pissed about this. Yeah,
because my initiative is twenty two fifteen. All right, Chad will move on
your turn. Actually, so so on, what are you doing to Dingle
or what are you trying to do to Dingle or Chad? So I can
just we're all close enough with that, right, Yeah, maybe that role
Stella's initiative. Can you do the battle map breaks, It's just a it's
literally a small fucking room. Like you guys can't move anywhere. Just imagine
like the squares that you're in is like thirty by thirty. I'm just gonna
rip out my sword and try to end the Dingle as quickly and efficiently as
well like this. Okay, so you're gonna run up and try to stab
Dingle with the sword. Yeah, the throat Dingle. Make sure you oh
god, so on, make sure you take off the six damage that he
did delt to you. Try to not kill me though, please, we
cannot to kill you non lethally stab him in the neck or try to kill
you, because at every turn you backstab us and do something unpredictable that could
destroy us. And then you just said you wanted to turn me in for
a bounty. So I'm trying to murder you, buddy. Okay, you
are blessed too. If I had blessed h D four Oh sorry, I
roll a D four. Yeah, add that to that so that hits Dingle
you guys. Yeah, eleven damage all right, eleven damage plus and I'm
gonna disengage if I can. If yes, I mean you could try and
hide behind like a pillar or is the door to this room open? Could
hide? Oh yes, I'll hide behind one of the pillars with the red
diamond things. Yeah, roll stealth, I rollt yes. To see how
good you're hidden from some Chad and Dingle. So Chad definitely doesn't see you.
What's your passive perception, Dingle? I'll check? Oh yeah, please
check it. Yeah, that one's it's the box underneath all your skills.
Fifteen So you do you both? You both see Zoran or no? You
don't. Chad doesn't, but Dingle does. Dingle, it is your turn
and Chad's turn. What would you want to do? So? Wait?
How much health do I have? Now? Well, you lost six for
me and you lost thirty uh eleven from Zorn just now, so seventeen minus
whatever you had, so you're relatively weak. Oh shit, I don't think
I can fight this. Then you really can't. Oh what I'm gonna have
to try to escape? I guess. But what the uh Briggs? What?
What can I tell Chad to do? What is he? What can
he do? Chad has a scythe he has javelins. He is currently going
brazerk and raging. He could attack normally or recklessly. That's about it,
all right? Is there an opening in that fucking cave somewhere like anywhere at
all? Well, there's the front door at the where So basically the room
is when you guys walked in, it's a linear kind of like path with
pillars. At the end there was a desk and to the side there was
like a table. So about thirty feet to like twenty five feet down the
hallway is the front door, and Chad break a wall or something where the
scen No, it's metal. It's like it's thick. It's a big boy
building, a big boy building. Considered this shit before you wait, where
is the exit? I don't even know where the fucking exit is. There's
a door here. Let me let's pretend that this demon right here on the
sheet is the is the room? You were here because he went to grab
one of the pillars. The boys are all sitting at the table. Zoran
went behind one of the pill and Chad's in the middle of it all.
And the bottom of the abs is the is the door. The bottom of
the abs is the door. Okay, you opportunity, Yeah, we get
opportunity. So and I Adrian does at least. Okay, so the app.
So the door is of the apps. Can I tell, first of
all Chad what to do and then I can get my turn? Go ahead?
What do you want Chad to do? I want Chad to fuck up
zor On. You can't see me, but good job. You can try
to find you, I guess, but you're invisible. He's hiding behind the
thing. You see him, But Chad's like berserking dude does not see him.
But I got If you see him, you can control. You can
make him swing for him. You can definitely make that happen. Uh,
you want you want me? Did I did I see? Did I work?
You're able to see? So I'm gonna make you're allowed to I'll let
Chat attack. Okay, I want Chad to Uh what skills do you have?
Again? He has scythe and he has reckless attack. He's raging.
You want advantage. I found behind a pillar and he's raging. You have
cover you. I just I just want I just want Chad to go towards
Zoron and just keep Zoron busy while I try to make an escape. That's
what I want Chat to sure, so Chat just to get aggressive, I
would. I just want Chad to like agro Zoron so he worries about him?
Do you want him in chat? Who said? Oh he has to
stay in this. He has to stay this all of you God Jesus.
So I want Chad to just get some agron Zoron and just like go and
just flurry of punches or whatever. Okay, So he's gonna he's gonna recklessly
attack Zoron, giving him normal advantage on this attack, not because it's gonna
counteract counteract yourself. But if he still has cover, that's still like a
plus to his AC. Also reckless this advantage. But then plus two is
AC? How much plus is it? Do you think if you have half
cover cover? Is it one? Now? One? It's either half or
half? We'll say half. Okay, that's a dance plus two then okay,
plus two to your A C? What what? What's your A C
zor Oh no, that was the wrong one. Sorry. Armor class is
thirteen. That's hitting doing twelve damage to zorn ship. Well you could have
done now recon is have him like grab one of the guys. But its
okay because you want him the distract. But he attacked. He attacked,
Okay, all right, and now I HP yep, all right, So
how much how much hell does Zorn have? I don't even know how much?
Have fourteen left? You would tell that he's weakened on half, Yeah,
you wouldn't know the exact number. Okay, what do I do?
You know what? Since the room is small, I'm gonna cast fog cloud
Okay, yeah, it's like a thirty foot room and this is a twenty
foot radio, so it covered. Everyone's covered in fog and just just the
whole room is covered in fog. I know where the exit is because I
had my eyes on it. You also know where the crystals are. You
know where the exit is the crystal basking table. You would still have this
slowed movement, sload movement from what half movement because of So you only move
fifteen feet. You're blinded, you're blind you still can't you still can't see.
You know generally where the door is. But yeah, you're still gonna
move slower moving and I moved to the end of this room here and grab
another crystal. Are what the are you trying to get towards the door a
little bit and the crystal or no? Okay? Well yeah, wait,
so where is the crystals in the room? I don't know. So I
know the door. Where are the other crystals? Sorry, there's there's there's
three on either side as you walked in, so like they're like where the
arms are. Basically okay, so I grow, I go here and I
grab another crystal. You tangle that far. It's a thirty foot room.
It's a thirty foot room. He's able to move like half the room basically
from where he was. I mean, it's double check. So you're right.
If he moves, I'm gonna swing at him. I don't care if
it's with this everyone could would they would you know that he's leaving though,
is the question? Or trying to he's still he? Well, if he's
in front of my face and then he goes to move out of my range,
I would probably know. Okay, So and I'd say you guys,
could you and ax Ross would have an opportunity attack this with disadvantage if you
choose to use it. Yep, as our reactions, Sure, I'll do
that. All right, So he's moving then, so okay, you go
first, Adrian. Okay, that does not hit. I'm gonna swing my
kitchen knife. Eleven that doesn't hit plus the four? Will the four you
can? Yeah? No, it doesn't have that doesn't All right? Those
were your That was your reaction. Ax Ross here, those are those were
our reactions. So it's my turn. Okay, uh, all right,
I am blinded. So this is going to be at disadvantage. I'm gonna
move just a little bit further on the other side of Adrin here. You
don't know where I am. No, but that's what the disadvantage is for.
Okay. Yeah, So I'm gonna throw an eldritch spirit disadvantage and see
what happens. So I crit fail ship. So what does that hit?
Nothing? So sometimes they could hit someone else, but based on where you
are, it won't really hit anyone. But it would hit if you're aiming
at if you're aiming at Dingle, it's gonna hit one of like the pillars
with like one of the magic crystals. And if you he's going to create
like I'm a reddish smoke. Now okay, so the red smoke is mixing
with the fox. Yeah, that is this even worse? Why is this
so intense? Now? This is really I'm sorry your lag I'm sorry we're
wrecking your lag stella. I'm really sorry. I mean, at least we
saved it from demons. I thought that a nice fellow, asshole. No,
he's an asshole. He's always been an asshole and we always will be
an asshole. Look what he's done. All right, Well that was my
turn each in Europe? Didn't you already use return reactions? The reaction those
are very different things. Yes, Uh, so I am going to move
my let's see five ten, fifth, So I move up within and then
I can as soon as I see him, I'm swinging my mace out,
but you don't know where I am. I can roll with disadvantage, all
right, well I saw you leave me. Yeah, I allow with disadvantage
anybody. Anytime you're blinded in D and D you could still attack whatever.
It can still disadvantage. You're kind of know where they are. You're swinging
helplessly. If you have a long mason might hit, it might not.
So you're not doing great at it right now. And he doesn't take it
in the fog. But do you get a defour as well, truck?
Yeah, but with an eight it's not good. Max is a fourteen,
but what's his arm isn't Disarma class fourteen or the fifteen fifteen, So it
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Okay. Stella is not really part of
this. She's kind of letting you guys deal with this. I don't want
to. She's just sipping her tea, Like, what the fuck is going
on? Another you gotta stop u Zorn. You're doing okay, So I'm
not being restrained by you. And she also has like no, no,
she also has like a million of these crystals as well, Like she doesn't
really care if you guys take some small crystals. M hmm. Okay,
so now everyone is really no one can see anyone, so everyone has stealth
pretty much, right, mm hmm. Everyone has disadvantage on everyone else.
Yeah, okay, I'll try to shoot him with a crossbow, but he's
gonna fire aimlessly because I'm I'm from a I'm behind a pillar because that's where
I went to hide. So I'm going to just lean over, lean over
and try to hit him before he hits the door. And then, on
my bonus, I'm gonna grab one of the crystals from the pillar that it's
right above me and remain behind the pillar. Okay, okay, when you
so roll to attack with disadvantage, so roll it again. Roll again?
Yeah eleven, roll the D four you still have it on him, truck
yep, roll the D four. Probably get fifteen it only get two more
of those. Okay, it's okay, so I can roll fifteen hits a
fifteen eight c right obviously, Yes, okay, yes, it meets it
beats it. Fun way to remember that you do not get beat it.
Oh you do get sneak attack damage. Yeah, because I'm engaged with him.
Yeah, wait, does a sneak attack kind of apply on a disadvantage
roll. Yes, it doesn't, it doesn't. It doesn't matter if if
he could see it, because Dingle's not even trying to fight Idrin. But
right, but I'm still engaged with him, so technically the disadvantage would have
been negated because normally, if I'm engaged, then the rogue gets advantage,
and that you know, prompts the sneak attack. But because it was already
a disadvantaged roll, technically the twenty three would have been the thing to hit.
Okay, either way you hit. I'm just wondering if the sneak attack
applies. You think it applies tacking right as well? I think I think
it does. Okay, I think it does because I'm engaged with them,
so in a situation where they would normally get advantage, it's just negated.
Ultimately, it's your decision, breaks, but I think it does. I
think it's up to you. I think it does. Took Dingle gets pierced
by the crossbow and gets knocked the funk out. Wait, I'm knocked out.
You're knocked out. You're you're running to zero, You're you're you're running
towards the door. You have a crystal in hand, and you get knocked
the funk out and then the fog clears out. It would have been better
if you didn't. If you didn't, but if you didn't allow the sneak
to work, Well I have you, yeah, I yeah, this sounds
like a good place to stop, because then we have a decision to make.
Yeah, it's also three thirty and we got perfect time, perfect time,
and so where we might get TPK than that too, So the fog,
the fog settles. You see Zoran, You see Dingle bleeding out on
the ground. Chad comes back to his sense. Chad comes back to his
senses because now you have you're knocked out, So you're not using the magic
on him? Yeah, your best friend that you try that you just yeah,
he was your best friend and you're just trying to control him, you
asshole. Oh we still ended up going for an hour fifty three, My
bad, guys. I'll try to go for an hour and a half this
time. Well that's good. I can't wait to see how Chad reacts to
what just happened. All right, Yeah, this is gonna be a fun
idea, right, No, he wouldn't know. We're gonna tell him.
And on that also, I was gonna say he could also just inherently know,
because there are sometimes where like you can be aware that you were charmed.
There's a spell called Friends that specifically says after that spell ends, that
person knows in his hostile towards you for what you did. Yep. So
yeah, and we're gonna tell him. It doesn't matter either way, it
doesn't matter. Yeah, and he's knocked out so you can't even lie.
Yeah, all right, beautiful, it's gonna be a great next episode.
Yeah, that's fine. This is gonna be so fun to have to wait
for a bit because yeah, you guys are gonna be in London. Also
wait to be to continued