M m h m hm h r. You are like, where is the
light? You get no light. It don't look like it's non period.
It's like dark, don't light. That's what we're saying. It's it's dark.
Yes, look tongue crazy. I thought I was just saying because there
we go, yes, and the Lord said, let there be like to
I'm definitely a couple of coffee with cream with your arm and your self.
I'm sorry that that's that's reserved for wine in his insomnia, his insomnia cookies
cookies your world, because my swag is three dimensional. Watching right, you
might be you might be sink hey tray was So if this is your first
time, join than this. I would like to properly introduce myself for tuning
in to this week's episode of postially Awkward. I'm your host of favorite motivational
speaker, Me Me Me me someone hunter or coma walker if the nasty Oh.
I am joined by all of my co hosts. We shout out to
everybody for showing up, even one even though he is in here, but
the he be fucking GB's yea yeah, So shout out to one a k
A the news mister bitches and of course, the narcissist himself, our new
resident white man. Absolutely, of course, the man behind the magic.
We got the classic man, mister Tones producing the show, giving us all
of the visuals that we need, and a special happy early birthday to our
Boo Serena. Ahead and check out my stories if you want to have a
little fun, Tray said. Tray said, we keep breaking up. He's
blaming you, y'all keep breaking up. No like like new edition or like
the actual audio. And of course we got mister essential toemys Is in the
building. How y'all doing. I got a new backyard. I got a
new backyard again suicides. Yeah, it's like two birds one stone. You
gotta separate these two like kindergarteners. But then I also can't be too close
to one because y'all know my immune system is ass cheeks and not the good
ones like Megan thee Stallions and Cobra video. If you have not seen Cobra
video, I have watched this video so many times on repeat. I didn't
know that YouTube, you don't even have to have premium for YouTube, has
a video looping feature that you can just continuously loop the videos. So I
gave her so many plays this week. Shit, I was playing in the
car on the way here. I'm supposed to keep my eyes on the road.
I was on Oily Sneak Gas so but yeah, outside of outside of
the visuals, just you know, her lyrics and being like so vulnerable and
open man and when you going through shit like that really really really hit.
So she wants a bunch of weight too. How much I don't know.
She's very slim but still sick. It's crazy how that her metabolism is outstanding.
Yeah, you're gone through stuff and you just kind of like getting that
zone of being like in a gym or whatever, just to kind of I
need to get back in that zone. But just and this is also released
independently, She's Nope, she do her own ship, Hot Girl Productions,
I believe. So everything episode, everything was funded by Meg. She did
all this ship on her own. So everything that's coming out yep, yep.
So definite. I love it though, Like it was, like I
said, like the song itself with the lyrics and everything, being able to
be that vulnerable and open up about all the ship, but also the fact
that it looked good, like it didn't look like you know, It wasn't
no flint Flossie. It wasn't look like but I'm just what I'm just saying
for it to be out of her pocket and ship, you know, and
she didn't like she had Hype Williams and some ship. But I'm like they
did. They did. Really, there's no disciplant one because yes, the
video quality is asked, but they purposely make it asks and they pay for
it to look that way. Just so we know this nigga had. This
nigga had the mustache that Brian tried to get away with Stewie money on Family
Guy. Yes he did. It was because I'm never used to that and
I'm like, you're gonna get that that's not my ring. Yeah, and
once again we go clapping up for Tommy for now having and android. He's
come to the Sound Sung world. Welcome to Samsung and it's crispy tool.
Which one did you get? That is a twenty three twenty three Ultra Damn?
Yep, So that's the same one as this one. Yes, I
love it. I was at a restaurant and I was challenging the person I
was with as far as the camera because had iPhone cameras and no, this
camera's way better, and I promise. I was one hundred feet from a
cooler by the front desk. I zoomed in. I was like, I
can tell you what the fuck is in that cooler for my camera. I
could actually see the ingredients on the lady. I was like, goddamn,
this camera is crazy. My old phone had one camera. Your old phone
was also very very old. It still worked and people don't get I'm like,
no, that's number one entertainer. That has nothing to do with the
fact that the studios as video hilarious Big London shout out to London and Britain.
My favorite. Hey, can I actually let people remind people of November
tenth You can do a paint and ship back at Vibes with cam beats and
November seventeenth a free event at Delicious Bits called Canned Bites. You can actually
do some of the newest artwork and have some delicious bites from Tamarra who is
the ship when it comes to treats. And since we're making announcements on Wednesday,
I will be at UW Walk in the Lumbar area. Hey blue Barlmbarro
the lower donkey u W don't tease mereneur in the entrepreneurship area. Okay,
I'm only laughing because I know exactly what area that is. Hey, can
we can we block London from Common? What you say? Now's scorpio Season'll
out the way now because at least eighty y'all. Well yeah, just in
case I haven't noticed, I have gone back to red here for now,
no pink for I have to pour this out. But the thing about this,
the thing about the thing about this wig is like see it, you
know what about really twenty sixteen YouTube? YouTube is fucking golded. So I
went to I went to Dollar Tree, like you still see the waves and
everything like, I went to Dollar Tree and I bought a mop bucket.
It's specifically for my wigs. So I boiled a big ass pot of water
and I pour a little conditioner and the mop bucket. Yeah, because they
be using plastic drawers and ship like the storage drawers. I just got a
plastic mop bucket. I squeeze a conditioner in there, like the little coconut
conditioner, mixing in with the hot water. You know, did my wigs
in and out so that they don't tangle, just throwing it in there and
I let that motherfucker soap and boiling hot water and conditioner for about twenty thirty
minutes or so, then fully rent it out and let it air dry.
Motherfucker was good. And I was so mad because I forgot to take the
before picture if y'all saw this motherfucking wig before, because it was literally boiled
up in the closet right. Yeah. And the reason why I stopped wearing
it in the first place, it wasn't because like the lace had went bad
or anything like that. It was just I couldn't stop it from getting puffy.
I didn't know. It's like I will wash it and then it's like
it will puff out. I watched this motherfucker like two weeks ago, I
think, and it's still still cool. So shout out to YouTube for that.
So that is how I revent my own wigs from now on instead of
paying other people. Yes, yes, yes, yeh fucking yes, and
it has been amazing. So that is how I treat all of my wiggs.
So now I know, like yep and now, and that's how I
color my hair too. So when my short red wig, I don't know
if y'all know, the last time I wore. It was like really really
bright. That's how I color it, dipping it in the hot water,
Like I get a whole bunch of hot water, squeeze the dining air stirred
up, and just dip the wig in there. And that's how I color
my hair now. So all I have to do now is find me a
good vendor, because you know, motherfuckers be stingding with shit. If I
find me a nice wig vendor, then I'll just buy my own and color
them and everything. I might pay somebody to style it, but that's it,
because motherfucker's a charging way way too much for wigs that they're not even
they're not even fully like doing the knots and shit on them, like you
know that this is a blind wig. Ain't nobody fucking scout this goddamn white
not toning toning the knots. So yeah, I don't know these scorpio.
I know a gang. They and they back to back to back to back
to. I'm surrounded by I know Game one too. You mind went somewhere
else hor the red wig that was No, I didn't Okay, Trey and
London had a little love in the comments. We do this, yes,
YouTube got all the fucking answers. Absolutely, And for all the niggas who
can't be men because they don't know how to do ship. What do we
know how to do? Get on YouTube and learn how to do that ship?
Like, for really, learn how to do anything, to work on
my car from YouTube anything. You can do anything, and it be a
dude on there showing you all the back backstories to all the different versions of
the ship that you need to fix. Yeah, because we had to go
on YouTube and figure out how to the gas door. The spring on it
broke so butn't closed. You remember when you went and you was like,
why the fuck is there a ball of aluminum four stuff? And I told
him, I was like, you don't need that. I said, the
way that the gas tank is made, you can't just push it in.
Nothing can get in there. It's on like when you push that ship.
I'm like, because even if you try to get a gas can in there,
you have to have a special funnel because it's not designed to just be
able to push. Yeah. I think the only time I ever bought a
cap for a castolics gap can was because I kept smelling gas yep. But
other than that, my current car is a capitalist one. Yeah, but
you don't have a cap and it's doing something in your car will have a
cold error on it and it'll show up. Man, But when on YouTube
learn how to fix that motherfucker. So YouTube is definitely, especially as a
homeowner, it's a school. It's a school section on YouTube. You cannot
tell me ship, when the uh the the heating cord went out on our
dryer, I went on YouTube. I was like, I walked around with
my shirt off, like, yes, I just fixed the heating cord on
the dryer. Dryer shit, Yes, I think I think I need whoopee
and whoop getting laid you go. And it's so funny because like certain things,
I'm more dedicated to learning than others. Like I still haven't learned how
to like really do my own makeup yet, and I know that there are
a million tutorials for that, but I haven't really prioritized that because I don't.
I don't weird like that anyway, Like like if I'm going somewhere or
something but hair, like wigs and ship, I be all on the motherfucker
like all right anything, yeah, but home owner shit, especially in car
ship car shit. I had like thirty five thirty five thousand fuses in my
fuse box. I don't pen it up. I was like, I don't
know what the fuck is that WI YouTube man, all right? And I
went through each one. This is this, this that, this is this,
that was there. I sucked it out and you got trade who fixes
cars for real? And she's got a cigarette that hanging on the five This
commrator, it's an my truck more than once phones, tablet shoes, my
TVs, et cetera. Everything, the TV Willie Earl Miller, Earl Trey
Miller. That's trades for the third the third the crazy party transmission tray in
the building does sounding like the fixed cars for a six pack of beer?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like respect Milwaukee's Best. It's gonna
cost you. It's gonna cost you, though, it's gonna cost you a
little, cost you a lot like cost you. It looks like I got
a little bad break line. But you know, twelve pack of walking best,
don't have tap of breaks for me? Give a little gash. Yeah,
they always like a right, said Trey, come up with her car
by itself and just get fixed things like what you need? What you need
hey, but you know what, and it's crazy because it's like, if
you don't know how to do certain stuff, just go on YouTube. Just
try to like even if the first one be like all right, I don't
know, because you will go through YouTube and you will notice, like,
Bro, this motherfucker just took twelve minutes on this video, but I found
this motherfucker he did this ship in three minutes. Right. So my mom
pissed me off because I told you all about the gas door, right,
So she's like, well, here watch this video. So I look,
and I'm like, the very first thing he says in the video, he
was like, well, I've had to do this three times, I said,
So you got me watching the video of a moffuer who clearly ain't doing
it right. He had to do it three times. We're not finna do
four times a time. I'm gonna find another video. So you want me
to watch this just for us to have to do this ship all over again
because clearly whatever he's doing it ain't working and subscribe to page. He was
supposed to edit all his fuck ups and left that part alone. What he
did right, us know what? At this point, you the big brother
said, my brother car wasn't starting yesterday, and I bet that motherfucker running
the day. And you said you got fun there, I don't. I
don't know how I was feeling saying my car went starting. I took it
to my sister and she fixed it. I don't know how I feel about
get better again to get three. So that means she had to get a
step stool to get over there and looking at you. But that's wild.
Hey, you know what speaking of Okay, so look over so Trey is
very tiny, right, and you know the idea of her looking into a
car is hilarious. But that reminds me of when the truck was sucking up
last year and my uncle tried to send me a mechanic with no legs broad
driver f one fifty to me, I'm out, yeah, across the bring
your ass back yoursel own. He didn't have I didn't meet him, but
uncle Uncle gave me like the heads up, like he don't have no legs.
I'm like, how was he supposed to he get it done? Because
yeah, maybe he was go jungle gym net picture it gotta be they gotta
be. Speaking of which, Hey, Tom, come here, I need
you to put some on the screen. I ain't gotta do much, no,
because this wasn't originally on the docket, but now it has to be.
Just before the dude that was trying to put himself in the too,
huh, the one with the dude was putting himself in the tub. She
says, no stewards needed, No, we need picks. We don't believe
you. We don't believe you gonna be a mechanic for Halloween, so I
don't need to be. She's gonna have her certifications. Yeah, I got
my Ford Cirt, my Nissan Sert. So that reminded me, like,
because you know, the mechanic didn't have any legs, right, So I'm
not putting this on the screen. Yes you are, it's too early in
the show. Put it on the dude mess three times and you all right?
So now I shared this post. I told you, dog, har
No. I shared this post on Facebook. Tommy, you click the button,
I'm not clicking the button. Push the goddamn button, all right.
So I shared this post on Facebook with the caption my family just gonna have
to let me go because I'm not spending my life as a fucking McNugget just
so they can keep me around. I can't even get my ass ate because
it ain't no ass to eat. So either they pull the plug or I'm
painting the wall with my brains. Now. The reason why I said this
is because we talked about if a zombie apocalypse was to break out, and
Red was like, Mom, if you get bit, we ain't cutting I
mean, we ain't taking you out. Because I was like, if I
get bit, just you know, I understanding, and she told me that
they not taking me out, they just gonna cut off the effected part.
I was like, Bro, I'm not walking around here in no zombie apocalypse
missing no leg, no arm, no nothing. I have to be able
to fight or I'm gonna die anyway. I just want you to understand it.
This is how much it's left a cyboard before they put him together and
made him who he is in the Justice League. But do understand this.
We are talking from the perspective of people who have had all these limbs and
know how how to live. Yes, that makes sense. I'm gonna end
my life because I don't have anything, but he has. He may have
been born in this may and not know anything. I don't think so.
The bottom part it looked like it was some surgery done. It usually would
be trying to be optimistic, nigga here, there's nothing optimistic about the fact
that you only got an arm broke you lie, yeah, trade The original
captain said something about like, you know, and you're playing and you complain
about life. Bro there is I don't want to live this bad. I
don't want to live this back. It's nothing from the waist down. Got
one arm, he can meat, piece of meat. That's the bro I
know, do you have? Does he have? Because it's like he cood
because this looks like maybe it could have been possibly like an accident or maybe
you know how ship goes. They be sending mothers across the seas fighting ship,
and then you come back and and be like, oh, sorry,
we gotta deny your medical because when you look at him, even in his
chest, it's been stitched up right down the middle. So they went in
did some extra ship on top of whatever they did at the bottom half like
bro and then and then you will be like this, and you know what
somebody's gonna say to you, Well, at least you steal alive fits.
I don't want to be. Just take me to the king, immediately cut
a bag of chicken next to him. Bro, I don't need bro,
you do. You don't even have to take me to the king. Just
give me directions. Nigga, I will find my way there. How how
are you gonna get there? You can't walk, you can't crawl. Look,
you a web wobble. This is where the real wobble came from.
Mine said, Oh my god, Sam, just let me go. Said
that is not reckless. I am just telling people I am not walking around
here like a human fucking corn nut just because my family is like, no,
we need you here. No, you don't know. This is why
I have a d n R for what I mean, this kind of situation.
Absolutely not Yo. If I worked at the hospital and they roll that,
nigga, that's why you don't want what we're gonna do with that?
You imagine one's like this, I wouldn't want to. I don't want to
be like that if you I don't want to. If you tell the doctor
to save you and we related just now I'm gonna talk about you. See
said, what can I do for y'all besides be a work excuse? I'm
not the McNugget like, and that's the thing, like y'all, and and
that's and I think that's what would piss me off more Like y'all know,
I have literally no quality in life. I can't do anything for myself.
I'm not I'm not going in. It's a boneless wing, bro, I'm
not willingly living life. It's a boneless wings. Wings is not a thing.
Nuggets just nuggets because you cannot have a boneless wing. I hate that,
right, that's really no. No, just give me chicken chunks whatever,
not chicken chucks. Okay, fine, I'm just I'm not doing it.
I refuse, like because at this point I'm gonna be mad because I
feel like y'all just y'all just trying to keep me around for a checking ship.
At this point, y'all just trying to keep me around for a check
y'all want to collect a little personal care worker checking ship from Iris or whatever.
The no single remember where you said the pillow people and the little wrestling
buddies, right though the wrestling buddies had legs now man, Yeah, he
looked like a single people pillow. There's not even a full full of tenanches.
No you don't got to worry about nobody taking this man. Look at
already surgically, you can't get raped. Actually, I need time to read.
Like he's reading to the people that are listening to audio. He always
listened to himself like he like he's reading the magazine out loud to himself.
That's what old people glasses on the tip of their nose and ship read the
paper. It looks like the bottom paper a little bit, like it's gonna
make the words bigger. They still make some kind of glasses, agreed me,
me, it'd be your own people. Yeah, I bet you any
money to his mama who wouldn't let him do m hmmm. I think it's
him. He wants to be a an inspiration to people. Well that or
maybe some people are just they scared to go. I'm better on a side.
Nobody come back. You know what? Now now other side and you
still look like that. I was just gonna say now, I will say
that if I go and my ghost is still like a meatball with one arm,
I'm using it to square up with God. So where the where the
fuck is my lamb? So one arm slimmer, that's all he he was
shaped slimmer was shaped like that like the pac Man ghost. What's that rock
Pokemon with the two arms and the no legs? What's his name? Rock?
It's a rock Pokemon. I know you're talking about. No, No,
it's whatever one that uh rock rock Pokemon. That's not what I said.
It's just an English accent, British Australia hey man accent. Mm hmm.
Nothing about yours being British. His name is Now, that's the Jill
dude. Yep, geo dude. Because iound, because I found anyway big
facts. Yes, that is true book deal speaking engagements. He's a gold
mine? Is he bro? I don't want to be a right now?
What am I supposed to do? I can't enjoy that money. In fact,
your family is eating, not you. I can't enjoy this money.
If I wanted to get a brand new fucking Ferrari with this money, I
can't drive it. Well. He could be a person that can be used
as a no, as a as a model for pillow cases, no,
for people to invent things to actually work. What do you call that when
you are using Look my BM said his expenses that we call life model decoy.
I know it cost a pretty penny to keep them going. I don't
want him to be but he possibly could be living. He could be possibly
living and say I will be a person that can be used. He is
the first person signing up for the VR lifestyle where he just lives and look
prosthetics. We see how that ship wining Iron Man three when they was losing
limbs and ship and they was using that ship trying to know. No,
that's how Niggas was exploding. She is not how you get the super soldo
sir, absolutely enough. So no, I will not be living life like
that. And if my family thinks otherwise, than absolutely not living your life
like gold not that's just it's not it's no, I don't condone. It
ain't trying to be a mhm okay, he looks, yeah, he looked.
He did. Let me looks very man. He looking He looked like
he looking at his mama, like bitch, what did you do? How
did I get here? Because it's like at this point you don't know if
he has like any kids or anything. But if he doesn't, it's like
that's out of the window now, like biologically anyway, then it's like me
as sexual as I am Bro, I don't got no pussy no more,
and he looks fairly young. Do this sexual go away when you ain't got
the lower half of your mouth? That's what I was saying. I was
like, does he have phantom issues? Santom fucks? That's terrible, phantom
erection, that's terrible. That's terrible. You can't even so can you get
phantom blue bolls? I don't know, Like, ain't nothing amazing about that?
No half man? Yeah? That just you know. Thinking about the
mechanic with no legs made me think about that post that I shared a couple
of days. Check on my TikTok with no legs. She does TikTok videos
and spins around in her lower half when she talks. Could you be asking
the question? But like do you have sex? It's like I can spin,
I can spin on the dick, like saying I would I would never
have bro the half man that I bought off Amazon there and he still got
the upper thire part, upper fat, You still got upper thigh. I
think I need to come out with my own brand of products. Right,
so like no product, but like snacks, so like dick shaped popsicles for
it. But it's likes toxicles, No, that would sell that, and
then like and then like for for for women that like they like faces and
ship but you know, like we have our lashes and all that ship done.
And it's like instead of goggles like cockles, Like I got a whole
list of like sexual ideas to come up with what gogle shape. No,
it's just like it's specifically made for like you know, like blow jobs and
stuff. Like you know, when you want to get a facial, but
you don't want to suck up like your lashes and all of that. That's
gonna be a little little cocos. What do you decide to put these goggles
the whole so they'll be like very lightweight, like it's not like actual like
okay, think about you know how man, you go to the movies anywhere,
like they give you like the three D glasses. Remember how before we
had the ones like in plastic frames. Remember how thin they were red one?
Yeah, yeah, like that, Like they'll be very lightweight and comfortable,
and they'll be clear so you can see everything and you can't really you
know, tell like that it's on. But then when it's you know,
you can get it all over there and you don't have to protect it,
keeps it up from going in your eyes and getting dunking eyelashes. A gag
shield gag. That's the whorld we live in now. No, I was
going with half Man, Half Miserable. Not yet. We haven't made it
there. We're only we're only thirty four minutes, and we got so much
more content to go. Have you've seen these videos listen, So I had
to assemble like, oh, ship tone wasn't in it, No, damn
near. So see said as the glasses where I like them? Yeah,
because they're like I said, it's not like a fool like a heavy frame.
It's just it's a very light you know. It's the big question.
Stop you let people come on your face. We didn't need to know it
like, kept it yourself. I mean, it's still the same thing if
somebody's working. Yeah, So that just can't work for I didn't want to
know. It can work for men and women. That's what we're trying to
say. I don't want to us letting dudes. Come on? Did you
be universal? I still got that picture you use this promo when you can't
mean nothing? Rain Oh, you definitely played the victim. Like you didn't
volunteer for that picture. I don't think he did. He was smiling and
then he let me retake it. Okay, that's true. He did.
He did try to play the victim swing the background nobody. Wait, is
that about that picture? What about that picture? What? Oh m hmm.
When you sung nobody, I thought you was talking about him because he
didn't have nobody. You know what. That's a nasty call back. No,
I just I thought that's what you meant. Wow, I was talking
about what you sing and keep sweating the back and I just was in the
ring. Nobody, nobody. Yeah, so I thought that he was talking
about the guy, but nobody. That was just on the first we got
our first Jesus Davantae christis my bad, my bad? Say oh boy,
right, that was on me. That was on the very first time.
I can't even sorry, Yes you can. You're just trying to be uncool
right now. I don't know, no, because I was, you know,
very naughty, naughty, good naught time. So yesterday, yes,
yesterday today, Yeah there free wherever that I mean? Yeah, if I
worked wherever you want, I saw your person everything free me Yesterday's price yesterday's
price. It was Amazonian yesterday. Man, No, whatever Braw you chose
that day quit. I understood told you. Bri said one. I prefer
women. Niggas just easier. Oh don't snap back to the comments now,
nigga, I mean we are easier. We never denied that. On top
of it, I mean, on top of the little with the styles out,
I'm drawing yesterday's price. It's not two days price. So I had
to like call like a uncle meeting, right because y'all know, I have
access to the girls' phones. Rie is about to be nineteen. I still
have access to her phone. But jelly Bean, my baby has been miserable,
y'all. Jelly Bean hasn't been to school since October nineteenth. She has
been having really bad abdomino and back pains. They can't figure out what's wrong.
She just had to have an ultrasound the week before. They're saying,
like cis on ovary, but the way she she was like, well,
it's a small and I'm like it can't be that, Like not what all
the pain that she's having. It has to be seven's going on. So
I'm gonna take her out to children's and let them, do you know what
they do because like her primary and all the specialists and stuff, I don't
feel like they're doing what they need to do to figure it out. Because
every time I read like her after visit summary and shit, it's like,
you know, no back pain. No, But I told y'all that she's
having a backpack, so roy y'all constantly putting no back pain. So I'm
a, you know, she can't. Yeah, like she she can't really
move like walking shit, like she's fourteen. She is literally like she has
to have mon caane and like help her assist her going like to the bathroom
and stuff. Like. It's just it's a lot. So I reached out
to the social worker, let her know everything that was going on, so
she you know, c seed all her teachers. So she got her chromebook
to be able to do work you know from home and everything until we can
figure it out. But I had her phone and one of her you know
friends messages on the screen and this is a boy. Now she's been friends
with him for a while and she hadn't opened the messages yet, so I
didn't open him. I want to wait until she opened and so I can
go in and investigate the entire thread because I was like, I had to
send it to them. I was like, look, does this sound like?
What the fuck? I think it sounds because this little niggas talking about
because it's something I never had, something I never seen. You're something different,
and I want to know how it's like to have it. Oh my,
you didn't read you didn't read the screenshot. I'm saying, somebody wrote
that, right, that's that's like, use that one. So now he
is sixteen, so you know he's definitely at So Red comes home from work
and I go, you know, in the room, and I'm like,
who is You know he's a miner, so we're not gonna put him out
here. I'm like who is? She's like that's her friend. I was
like you sure? She was like yeah, why? And I was like,
shelter, this is it because Ree was sitting like she was laying on
her back in her bed, and you know, kids be weird. So
she had her feet, I mean her legs and her feet like up on
the wall, like laying in a little L shape. So the wall is
here, legs and feet here by the here. That is so comfortable when
I tell you how, because how did you? How can your legs even
touch the wall with all that it works? Trust me, I can't picture
it when I when I tell you, when I tell you that Nigga re
sat up, you would have thought Ree was her. Fucking mama was like
wait a minute. I was like, no, nigga, she didn't read
it. Tell her I need to use her phone. So I use her
flash like because my phone did. Rephone is always dead. So it was
believable. But she going, maya, I need your phone, need to
flash like my phone. Dad, Okay, give them to her. So
this time the message has been opened in here scro I'm not letting it suck,
okay. So you know, he goes get a phone back, ship
shoulder bumped me on the way. You know that's the you know it's meeting
in my bedroom. Prep so we go. So now I'm sitting here,
you know, in my mind practicing like all right, is we going MK
combos street fighter comp like killer and saying what are we doing here? So
I bet you do? He on vacation, So he had been here because
I said I need some coochie though, right, no, but so she
informs me because he's a fucking cyber Patch kid. She's first he soured any
sweet like shit, so she feels me in and she's like, all right,
I love Maya. She is just so Maya is very like just you
know, she's still so innocent and child like and really awkward and just you
know, she's the weird kid. So apparently he fell asleep on the phone
with her, and you know, he's, you know, sorry, He's
like, dad, I fall asleep. She's like, yeah you did.
He was like, uh oh, you know, sorry about that. I
was tired from work. She was like it's hard, you know, he
was tired, sleep, fell asleep, no harm, no foule. So
he's like, yeah, well you just you're gonna have to get used to
that. And she was like why would I have to get used to that?
Like he's like, well, we gonna be on the phone now,
you know all the time and blah blah blah and you know, like you
gonna be my and all this kind of stuff. And she was like like
no, no. She's like, well, you know you so I guess
this part like the whole you know, something I never had, someone I
never seen is telling them like how she's such a good listener and stuff and
how attractive that is. She was like, you're attracted to the weirdest things.
Like she's just like the stuff is going on, right, you know
what I mean? But basically telling her like she's gonna be his girlfriend and
she and she was like, dude shooting and shots and she like, nah,
I'm good, she's she's stiff on it, and I'm like here and
and here's the thing. Ninety nine percent of me was like, I don't
have anything to worry about because it's jelly Bean Jelly. If niggas is kissing
too long on TV, she feels awkward. Sh she you know, she
her and rear night and day. But that one percent is like she is
in high school now, y'all see how she know her little homecoming ship,
how she wants to wear her hair and her little dress like she's a young
woman now. And it's like, you know, like that because because she's
girly, Like she's really girly. You're still girly. But I don't like
nasir jelly. I don't want to deal with boys because she knows how our
uncles are. No, don't put that except we a horrible representation of the
male species. Clap that up. I will clap it up. I'm staring
to push the button because look out, he just grabbed it. Clap it
up. Well, you have a weed add ship monte. Hey look,
Bri said, I can see her face and dying exactly because you jelly cook.
Yeah, but really absolutely, really, especially so especially Town. It
was just on the screen. Yeah, full get the lion friends, he's
the prince. I'm just as the male representation in her life. Yes,
my ma, especially Town, we ain't been good examples. Okay, so
she don't want that. I'm cool with that. That means she gets to
stay sweet, innocent jelly bean just a little bit longer. And you know
the crazy part, like when people see me post things like about guys,
it's hardly my exis. It's usually my brothers and the other men that I
know who I haven't dated, seeing the type of ship that they've done or
that they like, that's the ship that be Like hmm, no, I'm
good. So when people are always messing with me like man, you a
nigga, it's like you don't know what I've had to grow up around what
I've seen. We've talked about off airs, a terrible we ain't. We're
not the worst, We're just not the best. Examples. I heard stories
just today and I was like, he did what, Yeah, niggas is
wild out here, and then saw you again and did what? Like like
you the first time wasn't bad, But that's because you've never had off air
conversations with Mall. So I can understand why you feel that way. Now
you have off air conversations with Mall, you like nigga? How are you
not in hell already? That? Mm hmm, this is the one.
I was sitting in your seat when he came here. Oh mister off camera,
Yeah, that nigga is a fucking mister, show your face. He
did that one type of here too. They turned the camera be low talking
about so far we have talked about me not wanting to live my life as
a bonus wing, giving Meg props for Cobra, and some little nigga trying
to push up on my jelly bean who is stiff on him. So I
love it. Oh and YouTube tutorial. Yes, YouTube is fucking amazing,
man. Maybe that's what I need to do. I need to I need
to come up with my own version of YouTube. Oh, going back to
YouTube really quick, make sure y'all follow the Lacibius Vibes YouTube page. That
is where product videos go. I am posting videos there to give you an
idea of not only the inventory that I will carry, but then you can
actually watch how it works. And we actually have a video for you guys
right now while you were tuned in, we are going to Now this is
not my video. I did not record this, but I did not record
this, So this this is not a La Sibius Vibes video, but this
is a demonstration of the toy Munch, which is available on www. Dot
lacis vibes dot com. Tell me this is what men got to compete with.
This thing is sucking on a coachie and thrusting at the same time.
Don't cut off it, don't lie it, don't say it's gonna do something,
and don't do it. Uh, you ain't got to put it on
child support. You ain't have to worry about it burning you real good.
If I had a coachie, I have he won. I'm just gonna go
ahead and tell you, but fella's wig got a chest and hell competing with
this. Wow. So that is available. It is sixty dollars and you
can purchase it on l Sibius vibes dot com. Right, that was like
any other time, I'd be like, just add the spice up. No
that you you just down ahead, keep playing two K my guy, because
you don't need you know, as much as women will enjoy that the skin
and skin contact with a niggas always need it at one point, well get
a soap. I'm just saying, like was he's telling partial truth. So
eventually they were like, all right, this is cool and all, but
so here here's the thing. Right, the niggas will never win as long
as that exists, is what we're saying. Yeah, that that is for
that is for post nut clarity. Okay, So when you have a nigga
and damn she wild one time, that is a wild question. The show
I can see her was a poplar. I love eeted that from liked relaxed.
That's a throwback. No, but I want to archives no with women
like there are so many any women who down talk women that are comfortable with
masturbation and sex toys, and they're like y'all just sitting there just looking stupid
and playing with yourself. And it's like right, Samn, Miss the nasty
whole brand is herd in toys just by herself. What you went too far
down the rabbit hole because I never we don't believe you. You freaking It's
cool, fas with you, It's cool. It's important to naked hustle with
anybody else but her. I might agree with you, but I don't want
to hear that whole doing anything. No oh, nothing about that. No
no Lelo said. I feel like folks judge these roses and rabbits real hard,
but nobody says anything about the fleshlights and dummy dolls. So because niggas
is not don't talk about sodge. So the dummy downs for like college party.
Here's the thing, see the inflatable ones. See I judge because it's
like, bro, how are you you just sucking the balloon at this point?
But if it's like the one like because even you said you would buy
that one, nigga, that's don't go get you gonna dummy, get a
real dummy. It depends on the model like the one that I showed,
because it got all the bells and whistles and it's milky and ship you know
what I'm saying like that one six, no, one hundred, right,
that's just that's the whole day. And it saves you, doctor Kopez,
because you know it's not burning you, is saving you insurance premiums because you're
not repairing windows and tie, it's saving you on child support. It's saving
you two hundred dollars dates that niggas be complaining about. So it's really an
investment. You actually had most of the niggas that child support. Hi,
cord I was like, let me tag cord I said, I don't see
her in the comments no more. But now I feel like a lot of
women are afraid of getting a real orgas, right, And the reason I
say that is because they've never had one. So when you see all of
these women talking about like how good these toys make them feel, in the
back of your mind, you're like, all right, I'm intrigued, but
I really don't want to go there, because if I get to a point
where I use this sex toy and then I feel like I don't need him
anymore, then you're gonna be salty because you're like, damn, so I'll
spend all of this time putting up with this nigga feeling like he was the
best thing that was that was smoking some sliced bread to come to find out
that I ain't never d a feeling like this, So now you gotta let
go of the motherfucker that you've been putting up with for nothing. Fuck niggas
lose to toys, And that's and that's what I'm saying, Like, I
think a lot of bitches are just scared of that post nut clarity. Like
once they use a rolls or munch or anything else and they really really like,
get that nut off. It's like twice as nice and they and their
phone is going there like and rolling over and going to sleep yigg That got
the nut out already, and a good one. Most niggas, if you
were just rubbing out, you probably wouldn't call half the bitches you call because
a lot of women of course said not me, take me to the exerci
hell. But no, like a lot of women, I don't think they
really understand how important it is to learn and know their own bodies. They
are trusting somebody else to know everything else about their body. So the fact
too, that just because of how systems and stuff are in place when it
comes to women, we're not supposed to technically know about our bodies, that
men are always trying to govern our bodies and things like that too. So
in order for you to really know what you really want, explore the fact
that you are relying on somebody who doesn't even have what you have down there
to tell you what feels good for you. It's wild as fuck, and
then let's not. But then you also have a lot of women who are
they're not even they're having sex with these men, and like Tommy said,
is they're enjoying the skin to skin and the intimacy and you know, like
having another body there, but they are not orgasm and enduring sex like it
feels good in a moment, but they are not getting the climax that this
man is getting every single time they fuck this nigga. He's getting his nut.
She's not. So at the end of it, it's like, well,
it was nice during, you know, to feel him and everything,
but it's like you unsatisfied. So you know that once you use this toy
and you see what shit really feel like, shit is gonna be different and
sex is gonna change with him, because now you know how your body is
supposed to feel and you don't want that because you don't want to look at
him different, because you still want to keep this nigga around y'all scared to
feel like a Maxwell song? Does not a Maxwell song sound like the way
you should feel after you bust a great nut? I mean, take me
to the exorcism? Did you set it up to zoom or now? Oh?
I was gonna wait too. Can you imagine women playing with that rolls?
Well, listening to seals kiss from Rose? No, that nigga mine,
that nigga face would be in my head as a chick. I'm sorry,
Hey, that shit makes me want to like do a video and just
like edit things together like the slow motion and shit like black and white and
then ain't nothing color but the rolls and shit. Cinematic porn commercial twenty year
old twenty year old and thirty year old Temmy having sex. Probably that sounds
required required a nigga like a chick that actually have a roll that I wasn't.
I don't know if I don't know if I cared year old Tommy was
just out here getting his in the back. Is so funny that one,
I don't. I don't know if it mattered to me. I don't know
if I'm not even mad her. I don't know. I don't know if
I knew enough to actually make it happen back you know, when I was
younger. So y'all young women with young niggas. I'm sorry. See this,
this is how everybody thinks. Android cameras. Look because I zoomed being
too tight andreid camra have you will see the damn skew number on that bitch.
Yeah, so that's actually the furthest I can zoom too. Well,
that's because I'm doing a digital zoom, not an optical zoom. Chistom rose
is way to raumatics can't be romantic. I mean, I don't know how
he gets his own side of the bed from what I hear. So I
gets hower, my pleasure, my pain, baby, my power, my
pleasure, my pain kiss or uh as yet last night? That's not powerful
moment. That's so this is the my pod. Okay, the this is
a bullet vibrator. Now, that's a big ass bullet fan. That's a
fifty cow. This is a bullet vibrator. Now it looks like it's,
you know, just a simple little but it is so so powerful. I
was creeping up on people at the pop up shot and sticking and putting it
on their neck. This is a demo, so it ain't been nothing specifically
for me to be able to show off to people. But it comes with
a right. If y'all see how my cheeks are going, that's because I
put a Serena body butter on my face because I was a little dry.
Bruh. I'm glad you you finished that whole sentence because I thought you say
you no. So the cool thing about the my pot is is it actually
comes with this rechargeable case, so it charges and sanitizes with UV sanitary.
So you just got your You just catch your pot in the bottom of your
purse when you're ready for a good time. So so when you stick it
in here, you see that little blue light. Yeah, so it's charging
and cleaning. So in about twenty minutes gets you kind of quiet. Well,
it's because it's not on, so it doesn't make any noise at all
charging or anything. You think cleaning, I think you know you hear the
motors and everything going through the motion. Nope, but hayble, but you
can hear this. It's not even on the table. And this is just
the first setting you're trying to make a motherfucker. This is the first setting.
I'm scared of that. So first second, wow, Second, hold
it, oh my chair, tell you need a birthday gat if somebody mm
hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hm. Three this is three mm hmmm mm
Hmmmmig you're gonna rub somebody clip off with that one, look like it's gonna
try to. So yeah, this got some mh like it's really really really
and it's real sleep like that's sleep. Yes, I'm just like when I
look at y'all toys that I'll be seeing a little tiny ones that look like
in them's the ship. So yeah, but it is very very very strong.
Look you know, I would have to hold both in my hand.
But to me, I feel like this one probably is more powerful than the
four twenty, but I would have to hold them in my hand. So
I have four twenty vibes. They are all we thing. So but yeah,
so it is waterproof, I hope. So, because it's gonna be
a flood, read out loud time you're gonna keep I was waiting for you.
I was waiting for y'all to stop talking and I can read it and
everybody talking at the same time Street the bomb and I put the butter on
my dogs and they just think that it's why are y'all putting them on the
dogs? Everyone? But why are we putting them on the dogs? Making
sure everything is nice and once? Yeah, but it is waterproof. You
have magnetive charges. There are seven different functions on it, so you can
go through seven different vibration modes. Come on, feel and then if you
were ever if you want to take it with you, that's commercial for that.
You've got to use good vibration in the background reacted so it happened,
so it has it also has it has a travel lock feature on it,
so say you want to, you know, like drop it in a little
to go back and take it with you and you don't want to be sitting
at dinner and then all of a sudden you purse start, you know,
shaking across the table. So you have to hold it for three seconds in
order for it to turn on, so it doesn't just you know, clicking
on this. Yeah, so whenever you're ready to clean it, you just
drop it in and universe of ship. You know, you got Dutch French.
Now, of course you still want to you know, U wipe off
any actual you know, juices, but then the UV sanitize and actually you
know, kills any additional germs that are on it. So you can get
this for ninety bucks. On the Cities Vibes Dot Pleasure with Technology its core
would get the question we just said. It was called the pot. Does
it not vibes to music? No, if you want a vibrator that vibes
to music, then you will have to get these Satisfied Little Secret YEP.
That one is the Penny Vibe and it comes with the set. Well,
you'll have to download the satisfire At YEP. With the Satisfier Little Secret,
you are able to actually turn your favorite songs into vibration patterns, so you
can customize your own vibration patterns if you don't like the vibrations that are already
set. Getting off to Billy Ocean Vibrations, wild Court said, I got
one that's dope within twenty minutes to instructions and everything, fully charged, wireless
case with charge completely drained. The size are two times it's waterproof, I
hope. So we discussed all this five minutes ago. Him Tommy being in
his new phone like, oh man, yeah, the now you can also
get you can also get the Sexy Secret. I have both the Sexy Secret
and the Little Secret. The difference is the Little Secret also comes with the
remote. With the Sexy Secret, you would just control it with the app.
With the Little Secret, it also comes with the remote for those areas
where y'all in where maybe you can't be on your phone, so just say
y'all on the date. Now that the movies, well, obviously you can't,
you know, have your phone screen out while you're watching the movie.
So at this point, this is when you getting on the Little Download.
Don't be that nigger, turn the display down. I'll be on Wikipedia while
watching Marvel movies, you know being don't be like tone, don't be on
your phone while you're in the fucking movie theaters. So at this point this
is where you want to use the remote instead of the apps. A question,
Look, I got the Sexy Secret. Maybe do you have a different
size of butt plug, any vibrating ones? So I do have different sizes
of butt plugs. I actually have training kits where it'll have multiple sizes in
the same kit. So you will start with the smaller one. Once you're
used to that one, then you can move up. Besides, once you're
used to that one, then you can move up to the final size.
Then. I also have the light up butt plugs and for those those come
in small, medium, or large, so you can just buy the size
that you want. I have the light up tail butt plugs. I also
have vibrating butt plugs. So yeah, whatever you need, I can drop
the Actually, let me drop the link. Somebody was on my timeline today
had a bad experience while trying to train their butt plug, and we all
feel like, you just have the wrong size. Yeah, that could that
could be it. You can definitely have the wrong size, like if it's
too you know, if you're used to antal and using bigger plugs and go
smaller then you know, an envelops car not even by each other. Yeah,
but if you go to the you go to the website, I have
the Frederick's of Hollywood vibrating butt plug on there. That one is thirty bucks.
It has it. It has a tapered tip, so the the top
of it is slim to you know, help with insertion, and then it
whitens like towards the bottom then it has like a little stopper so that it
can't get stuck. It's you know, we've seen things that have happened the
wild are not cute. Prolapsed booties are not cute. One looks like it's
like a little mohill. I've seen one of those recently. I worry about
it. I can't need a new case. The buttons on the side of
when I see that, Yeah, that's my own personal feeling stuff. It's
a boudeo the booty hole and it don't look like a booty hole anymore.
Look a booty mountain. Look at the I posted in the comments and and
tag gasma so you can have to link. That'll take you director. There
you go, do it right? There you go there, you keep right,
keep it tight. Yeah, prolapse ass is kind of Oh I forgot.
We still zoomed in on YouTube them like they don't care about me one
anyway, My little Rosie Jesus got the door behind my little glow. No.
But while we were still on the topic of sex stories, I promised
this to be my last one. Yes it will. Can we play because
we did have a comment that you know, guys aren't getting judged for like
you know, pocket pussies and stuff like that. This one is crazy.
This is incredible. Have an absolute dump truck on our hands. Unbelievable.
Look at got oh good god, unbelievable with the spandex. So today we
have the super rare, ultra hard to find. This is incredible. Stuck
step mom with the stretch armstrong action, all of it. I mean,
these are super cool. You can tie these to your shower curtain rod and
go to town whatever to the town. Is crazy. One of my friends
told me the girl's entire asshole fell out and had to put it back in.
Hey, I told I told y'all that when they gave me that that
I thought they snatched my booty hole out when they pulled that camera out,
and I was like, you know, bro, who because first of all,
when you look at this, it looked like someone took a baby bottle
and stuck a stretched armstrong misincredible in it put in there. Yeah, oh,
they're trying to make whoopy all right, nasty asses. This is some
red necks ship right here, go to towns like yeah, super random on
That's how I know somebody just randomly made this Pixar and not improved. It
is brout border panties in the side. That's wild. This is not a
Pixar prooved toy fail. There you go. You know how animated porn goes.
It's a money maker. Didn't watch that hits so hard? It really
is COVID Like who sat there and was like, yo to my program.
That's the one that's it's like it's a old It's like it's an old to
the old seventies porn music. But what a little bit of hip hop?
Hey, But you cannot watch a single video on that site without it.
They have to start with smash Hey. So for the first time today,
like is re ordered off of what's it called Emmy's African food place. Emmy,
but she ordered that and she had like food for and whatever, and
she was like and she was good. Though for me it was just like
it was a fucking ball of unseasoned mass tatos and pot rolls. I think
it was dope meat, but you're out here getting goldd But I mean it
was it was good, you know, because he use a little salt.
But other than that, I was cool. She lent me taste something.
But all of a sudden, like I'm sitting here scrolling on my phone watching
reels and ship and I hear some muchy like she's over here smacking. She
was like this how they do it on a video. I was like,
bro, that sounds so stop. So she like, you know, like
with was smack. I was like, it's nasty work. Can you quit
it? Why am I getting in boxes about Srita? Why am I getting
about because you her best. You gotta go in the best of to see
if it was cools like nigga, Hi everyone, I think I'm the only
one that hadn't seen it. The last side this nigga inboxing was January sixteenth.
Came out the woodwork. Nigga, Hey yo, that's doing that's wild.
Dam I'm the only one. I ain't look at the story. I
ain't see I saw the picture from one, but it's my brother did in
real life. I mean another like two hundred and something she was doing.
She knew she was doing too, because she left the comments on like you'd
be thirsty, we go see it. That's bed whoa. I woke up
and that's the first thing that popped up with my phone opened up. That
damn, that's what you need to do next five minutes just reading Serena comments,
Ready, that's the best way to describe it. So I have a
question for the fellas. Of course, what y'all a massage parlor? Boy
was at the happy ended? It's not tricky, legitimate question. It is
you need to experience life, bro, That's really what it seems like it's
boiled down to. But the answer is yes. I feel like you was
having beating the merb neuts over there anyway. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, business, I'm telling you tone got a love you long time.
Tone got a half breath over there working in the rice patties, mother business.
I just want to Japanese and hey the whole that sample from me,
so hard kids and Japanese, not me, so money. You love you
all the time. You let the activation do it right? You hurts me?
Hurts me? Probably a regular too. You don't want the special.
Wasn't the regular, wasn't a regular, but I didn't know the menu.
So we want usual. Breat You gotta relax. You want oil or Walter,
happy feelings, the happy endings and happy end things everywhere mine. You're
not going for a happy ending? What if somebody I gotta go to jail
because I because I was. You'll be worried about the wrong thing at the
wrong time, my bro I don't want to get caught up in a sting
nine undred and ten. They paid them off to stay away. I also
don't want to be stuck in the room with a nickname wortercot just come from.
I think you should be able to tell with that, because that was
a big motherfucker. Now, little Sue Lynne, her hands is kind of
tiny. I think you should be all right. But no, Kim,
but that's probably her name. Can play that video that says touch, Touch
please. Tone is the one that named it that. By the way,
this lady tried to touch on me at a massage place and then refuse to
get my money back. She's going to jail. She tried to buy my
genitals. She's going to jail. And they wonder why Christians having a hard
time make it to Heaven. I stand for Jesus. The funniest part about
that video is she tried to touch my genitals. I replayed that ship so
many times. This lady tried to touch on me at a massage place and
then refuse to get my money back. She's going to jail. She tried
to buy my genitals. She's going to jail an Asian parlor, and they
wondered why Christians having a hard time make it to heaven. I stand for
Jesus. The stereotype is if you go to an Asian massage parlor, there's
probably gonna be a happy ending. Yeah, they was on his ass in
the comments. They said that Nigga knew he was right. That's why he
phone that Nigga trying to be funny. That's what it is. It's for
Jesus, about christ Just like, Bro, what the fuck? That's not
how we treat sex workers. Bro, I believe you ran one or two
over confirm horrible human being video. That's the day. Why how these niggas
driving out here tell them that that is fucking hookers need to be protected to
they have rights? LA definitely, ladies, Look a gentleman is selling ass
at night. He's a horrible human beings. I better not see no dude
up in the hotel room, nigga walking up. No let me let me
community, they really do. That's about slictening women. Though, if you're
on the streets slicted women, you're gonna get all this products, you make
his money. Tell me, I'm just saying, just walking down the streets
listening to women, ain't getting pay for it. I'm saying, I don't
want to see it. You don't have to see it. I don't want
to see it. I think, don't you know what? You're right?
Because when I used to say, right around the corner, there was a
chick on the bus stop who was solicited and she tried to throw it at
me when I'm just looking down the street and I ain't realize what was going
on, realized that what was going on in the trees and telling me it's
like, oh yeah, that hooker like he was trying to sell you as
she was. I'm guess she would. She's waiting on the bus. No,
she was waiting on you. No, no, man, no,
ma'am. I would not take bus stop ass. No, I don't even
have don't even have a tin on it. So on the streets, a
real busy, it was quality. You're gonna do it, do it right.
So this is why I leave the room. So apparently people are washing
their jeans wrong. They washing them. They just not Washington the way you
think that bus stop ass is fucking outrageous. Y'are not tuning in for this
ship. Okay, don't what tell y'all to come here on a Sunday night.
You choose to be here. Hey, I stand for Jesus. That's
the biggest crock of ship. Jesus touching on my gentle Jesus bro just because
last week it was fucking Homa's only fans and now it's bus stop ass like
McNugget body or Dixar. I was like nothing rough, Wow, A long
time, long time. I think of everything, experience. I lived his
life, so you ain't got to nigga got a daughter name too young?
Wait what look exactly he's Japanese. All the different circumstances I've ever had on
the bus have come to mind, like thinking of people who at the back
door trying to get out for the bus take stopped. The bus generation will
understand that bust stop life because you think, hey, not set up your
excited, like the back door, not open the stop when you had to
when you had to get that connecting bus stop across the street and you see
it just got there. You get go to the back door hoping that he's
stopping time for you to jump out right over there like one of the bus.
Yeah, what you know, you get on the bus for free now
right, you say? Watch you say if you lost your wallet and you
gotta get to work, don't let you in the bus for free now like
now now they wanted all my money. Look, bro, every since I
took the bus down in Mississippi, I respect, I didn't know because when
my nigga had to put money into a little glass yard and he stuffed it
down with a stick that he pulled from from his chair, I'm like,
you know what, I'm good. And he used to go to the bus
with a bunch of change, and you know it's going to put in there
slow and by the time you get your next step, put a whole bunch
of people in there. Take that change to Doug standing up there. How
old are they actually empty out the bus stop machine? They don't take no
cash. Now, I know they don't know. But back then bus cops
with bus cops, I discovered that was in high school. You were also
on the slinky bus too, though, so the slinky bus the extended bus
when they had the extra and they had the little thing in the middle be
flyers, little slinky busses. I got a the busses the back was gonna
disconnect me to go back there. It was in uh shunk sheet. They
had to fight sing on a slinky bus. He was you know what.
Fights always broke out on that bus. There's always be So I see niggas
beef and I'm going to the front bricks to small a confined space to be
where my niggas stilling meat on his car. Wait what mhm is he selling
dick or pork chops oxtails? Oh? I yeah, dog got busted And
wherever they was, they got constables and ships, so they ain't here.
Dog in the backseat crying. When I live in the Falls, there was
a US US Meat trust. He's door and cell sales, stakes and ship.
Those are the best deals ever. You just you can negotiate your omaha.
Now I was the US meat. It was just US meat. It's
dog was buying on the south side. Then we do for a new season
the south side and they would come through like sixty five dollars. I had
meat for for days. It was good because it really wasn't probably you know
why I always not something It was that it was probably just cut wrong.
And now now that the highest grade of the cut. I don't know how
high the grade was. It was, it was it was decent. It
was decent, sirvelong station ship. You know, you weren't trying to get
like ship like you have burgers and like basic ship. And I remember putting
the de freezer. We have, we have meat for for like a season.
The day the free full camera. We didn't go that route. That
was a whole different person. Like you go and like go to a butcher
and yeah, the family and they buy a cow and just split up.
That's a lot of meat, chuck, and your freezer is full. They
think that ship through and you know, for like two hundred bucks, you
good for good for a year. It tastes like outside amy. That's what
gave me is outside. It tastes like it tastes like it came from outside.
That's what I was telling me. I'm like, if this really is
goat meat, I'm like, it don't taste like it tastes like pie roast.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta make sure and you gotta raise it,
you know, raising it, like the gamey taste comes from the fact that
they motherfucking eating shipped from the damn wild like a cow and that you if
I heard if you're like soaking in like vinegar and ship like that like it
take a lot. Yeah. My brother used to have a cookout at his
house and he had an old his his he had it since it was a
cold, old ass black man and he we had like a chili. He
had like a chili cookoff. He was like, he has some chili.
That had read me that chili cookoff story re read on the air. Anyway,
he had beef and like uh venice and uh elk. It was beefing
elk. That ship was good as fun. That was the best I ever
had in my life. I thought it was I was ribbon and he was
sitting there like like like laughing at me like before. I was like,
mother, it was bear bear and elk bear el a, you're out here
eating here eating cool and jod hey this sense that it was cold. I
would not doubt he killed the bear with his hands. Springfield out here.
Bears. Nigga didn't smuck down here before he was. He was a hunting
nigga, like we got bears. That was a whole bearing tosa be.
My brother, my brother was the he was one more recently than that,
my brother he was. He was a conservation water back then. He was
the nigga that you would see on the paper getting the bear out the street,
out of the tree. He was only he's the only nigga conservation person.
How you choose that life. He was the first. He was the
first black conserver conservation was trying his investigating the books. Basically, yeah,
the yellow hate. Yeah. He was the park raider I called he calling
that dog every time I want to his house, no matter what happened that
he was there. Dude, I want your job. He was always there
shoot my jeans. But he had a boat, a boat in the house.
He had a truck, pick up truck. He got on the boat.
He would he pulled people over on the boat on the lake. Check
your license, the gay man be cooking right here. State your state,
your state wide jurish. Just roll you roll upon me with a boat and
tell me I got to move my picnic. Fuck you all right there,
ticket nigga ticket. He rolled the boat so the sea. The LEVI told
people that yeah, that they are mostly washing their jeans wrong and quote unquote
with true denim heads. People that really love their denim. Will tell you
is that you never put your denim in a washing machine. Instead, he
said he was spot cleaning his jeans. If he, for example, dropped
some curry on his jeans, still too dirty for you? You can always
try Bergs. Other tips? Tis that showering with your jeans on. You
know what, white people, if they get really gross, I washed them
in the shower. So apparently it was the hacking made rounds on TikTok last
year she shared a tip that she learned from her grandmother, and she said,
Dad, she bought a pair of jeans that were too small for and
rather than returning them or never wearing them, she showered in them, had
them drive warm around for a little bit and let them air drop, and
then when you put them on the next morning, they fit. Bro,
you got the receipt. Just what I have found that you don't even need
to receive it. Hold what what does work is you wash them inside out
yep, and you take them out immediately after the wash, and you hang
them hang them. Yeah, they think they keep it going yep, because
we never drive. They don't fade jeans first time. Anyway to get the
ss die off now, you're black jeans. That's a different story. No,
but I want my dark jeans crispy, so I might take it to
the Dragan Levia staff. Is just violent because another nigga from Levo the call
said that he would wear a new pair of jeans for a few days before
wearing them in the warm bad for twenty minutes. They white, bro,
They white, are middle that just wants to clean jeans. I don't wear
jeans enough. I don't wears. I don't wear my frequently as they.
I mean, if you gotta wear them every day, yeah, you gotta
wash. You know, I'm a swamp asses in the crack of your jeans.
Fam that alone, you gotta wash them. That's crazy, like,
bro, Just so if you're getting in the shower with jeans and are you
just having raw denim on your ass? So how are you washing? You're
in the jeans, so you're just sitting here with the soapy upper half.
It's justeans. I mean, the dirt off your body is running down on
your dirty ass jeans. And then you take the jeans up and you just
got like LEVI die on your and then it's like you didn't like scrub the
dirt from off your nuts and I was just moist dirt. It took a
left turn like you ever seen, like when somebody hear dirty and like when
the dirt gets wet, like it's not gone yet. You gotta you gotta
get in there. Now. I've heard him mud, but this is taking
it too far. Dinglod Yeah, raw, dude, I'm sorry. Marshaw
Lynch dressed up like Jack Sparrow is hilarious. Marshaan Lynch is Black Sparrow.
I love him, man, he is so entertaining and just yeah being him
Black Sparrow America. And that's why he's so lovable. That's why he's so
lovable. So because don't get me wrong, you know you just said coming
it ain't nothing this last one. Yeah, we won't. We won't be
here to full. But it's wild because this man told this story and like
obviously you know there are different perspectives on it, but I have my own
tone. Talking about the comments is hilarious, but continue the most non comments
and posting motherfucker producer tone, even for their own ship, right his own
ship. I've been on there talking like a motherfucker. I was like,
damn nigga, I can't interact with y'all right, all right, we don't
need stream yard. Then can you play that the different Breed video? Give
some practical examples with my with my girlfriend? Did that? Let me say,
I'm I'm marrying her and I'm never leaving her. One we was out
dinner and we was in Bermuda, and I never I was at a fancy
restaurant and it's very expensive. And we got ready for the bill and she
slid two hundred dollars of cash and she she need me underneath the table and
put it in my hand and just turned and just had the conversation with the
other couples. And it was like, when it's time to pay for the
bill, I paid for it, but I have a dollar to my name.
But she made sure that she understood a man needs to be respected in
public when you take me out. That she's so she could have been like,
I got the money, Oh no, I'm paying the bill, but
she was like, my man is here and this is the first time being
in my friends, this first time being in my neighborhood. So I'm and
we didn't have a conversation. I didn't prep her. I didn't say.
She just was like, let me go ahead, you take care of her.
Actually happened to me. How was your experience, like what led up
to that? There was I was it was one of those instances where you
pay all your bills and you're spending money is non existent. You're like,
well damn. But it's right in the middle of like a planning event that's
coming up, and we were supposed to go someplace, and I was like,
I don't know how we go. I don't know how much pay for
this. I ain't got I ain't got no money. She's like, don't
worry about it. And the whole time it wasn't just like that, but
I was anticipating when the bill came and all of a sudden she put her
card out, which I was a little nervous about. At the same time,
I was like, whatever, what it is, but definitely passed the
card under the table and it was like, hey, take care of it,
okay. How long dealing with each other? That was like a year?
Yeah, I have been dealing with each other for a year. That's
a year. How much would you say you had pay for stuff up until
that point majority of time? Yeah, so I told people like there's no
way to know, you know, what their circumstances for ship. For all
we know he had paid for, you know, the trip of them getting
there and then you know, didn't have shitting and she was like, hey,
I got this. You know whatever could have been pre paid, you
know, like Tommy said, like, damn, we were supposed to go
somewhere and in the middle of this, you know, this happened. It's
the part of like with the free game thing. And I'm like, what
was a red flag to me is when he was like, you know,
well, you know, this his first time around my friends and whatever.
I'm like, Nigga, there's a large possibility. She just didn't want to
be embarrassed because this is your first time meeting her friends and the first time
you meeting her friends. And she dropping the money down. She knew what
that group chat was gonna look like. Left the room like, you know,
did you see that girl? Y'all in Bermuda and you're like, man,
I don't got a dollar to my name, and it's like that's a
whole being in Bermuda and yeah, and it's like y'all are in Bermuda on
vacation and you don't have nothing, like it's just given, like she paying
for everything, and I don't feel like it was one of those things where
she did it for you. That is not to say that she didn't,
because yeah, yeah, so that's not to say that really was their circumstances.
That's just how it sounds, because like she said, like, this
ain't no thing where you know, everybody even been around each other all at
this time, like if this is first time being around your friends, and
she's like, he still sound like he fairly new and she didn't want to
hear that ship. In my opinion, again, I can't you know,
speak for him say that those are the circumstances, but ain't no fucking way
in hell. She then probably dragged on, you know, like this is
like, oh my man, my man, my man. And how many
we've seen bitches who have sent themselves flowers and had gifts bought with their own
fucking money. So but also how about this. I have been in circumstances
where I've been invited to a trip and I was like I can't, I
can't do that trip. It said, no, come anyway, I want
you to come, Like no, I don't because I don't want to go
anywhere where I can't take care of myself and the person I'm with. I
don't want to be there. I don't actually want to be in that situation.
But I have been asking course to go to the place like that.
I didn't go, but I just imagined myself with like this nigga, like
somewhere like I ain't got ship. I told you, I ain't got you.
Why you put me in a situation like this? Yeah, And that's
what I'm saying, Like the fact that all of her because he noticed you
said the other couples, So I feel like that was something that she probably
like didn't want to miss out on or have to explain. Right then it's
like whilen't we all do a couple strip and then like damn this, you
know? Yeah? And it's like because she she might be, you know,
okay with paying for stuff, but that don't mean she want to hear
the ship about her paying for ship, Like you know what I'm saying.
So you ever go to uh, this happens on we Energies all the time
on the app. You go in there and they have like a big ass
amount and we Energies the pencil the damn year, big ass amount and like
pay your bill, and I know I want to pay a portion of the
bill. I go in there and click the thing and like, thank you
for your payment. The goddamn what you talking about? You going there and
you don paid the whole fucking amount. Ship. Like that happens when you
pay a bill on a sudden the money that you can't get the money back.
So you done paid double a bill or somewhere like or paid I paid
a bill twice and then you can't get the refund back on it all of
a sudden year in between checks and like, well shit, I ain't got
ship, so I'm I'm cool. See that is why I've learned that if
I'm going to do anything allto pay, I would do it off of like
a cash card like something like that. Something that I don't know anything.
That's all the money that you're gonna pay to be on there, that's they
can't get no more. That makes a lot of sense. That's me.
Whatever it was, I just remember, I just remember it was an accident.
It was an a a slip of the finger. That ship pissed me
the funk off like it pissed me off. It messed me up for like
it makes me for like two months after that, like god damn, I
I didn't mean to pay that much for that. So I will definitely be
uh like I'll see I'm like, all right, this is the amount,
and then right before I pay it, like I'll transfer that over because y'all
not gonna be you know, hit my regular account where all my phone?
But oh he said that because I her asking about the butt plug stuff.
But yeah, that, I mean, I've been in a situation before and
I know that it's a save your save both of our faces in that circumstance.
But I'm definitely gonna be in the whole other country ass bro like bro,
y'all were depending on depending on somebody else and you broke and ship No
no, no, it was the Bermuda. I didn't have a dollar to
money triangle. You are disappeared. You are disappearing this bite. Yeah,
like so that for me, it was all the guys sharing like yeah,
man, it's free game and y'all and y'all my mom, I'm like,
first of all, we wouldn't coming here. Eight hours later, comment on
trade, Millar ain't coming says right, yeah, her schedule is it might
be how it might be how it popped up on his thing, because I've
noticed, like sometimes it will tell you, like when the person left to
comment on the video, so he might be seeing where we are right now
commenting on there. Okay, yeah, I got you my bad mind,
but yeah, I just I don't want niggas to be one hundred percent confident
that she did that because it was Ah, that's my man. I'm gonna
hold him down, like you know, I want him to look good when
it could have been. I don't want to look bad, which is worse
because I mean, I've I've been in some situations it's like, bro,
I know this nigga broke. I don't need everybody to know this nigga bro
and then they be looking at me like, Bro, you in this situation,
why is you dealing with this brokecrast niggas, I don't. I don't
feel like the fucking lectures, which is why there was a there was a
stage in my life like I didn't date, I didn't go on no dates.
I don't want to. I don't want to be in no situation where
I'm actually looking like that, So I'd rather be by myself than go out
there and scrapping up change child, you know, And that's completely understandable.
But it's like me and maybe that's not bad since I've known him like this,
Nigga's always had good jobs. He's always been responsible with his money.
But it's like a kid now, you know, child's poor. He got
a lot of shit going on. So it's like I don't mind doing stuff
for him him when I can, because I don't have to ask twice for
him to do ship for me. So even like his birthday or something,
it's like, well, no, you know, I'm you know, I'm
trying to say I'm doing I'm like, nigga's your birthday, you don't gotta
worry about that. Let's go. And even then, it's like he'll still
feel away and next thing you know, he come back and he didn't went
and bought a fucking round to drinks. Nigga, it's your birthday. You're
not supposed to be paying for nothing. But just because he's that kind of
dude, like he he can't sit there and let me pay for everything no
matter what the fucking occasion is. Yeah, and it's and it's like I
get it, but it's like, God damn. But then it's like I
were rather one of those than a yeah she got, she got it made
me look like the man. Second of all, I want to told that
story because they defeated the purpose of her doing it. Now she's gonna see
this episode like all their friends and were like, I knew that nigga was
broken broke ash Nigga. I don't know if y'all know, like the little
friend guy right h like his fuck him by the way, like every which
way from Sunday, he man no because because he was out of order,
Like not only do it seem like whenever there are these horrifyingly just fatal car
crashes, like it's never the people that cause them. So not only did
this nigga not die, he was actually able to get out and run away
from the scene. You can see this nigga on video like running from the
scene. So bitch your legs. I wish his fucking legs would have photo
up like or Gomi and that god damn crash and he couldn't go nowhere.
He should be like that nigga. We showed at the beginning of the fucking
shot he hit them going one hundred miles per hour. That's probably over where
it was one hundred. The Capitol killed this lady. She was pregnant with
her first child and it was her fourth year wedding anniversary. When was this
this week? I go down that street. I keep forgetting at the Sunday.
I go down the street quite often. Yeah huh, So you know
he had They said he was in a stolen car or something. So the
police was chasing them and they said they stopped. He was still going and
he crashed into her at the intersection. Yeah, and she was pregnant with
her first child, so her and the baby gone. Yeah so this yeah,
so white ass videos go pull all that ship up to ye. So
her husband lost his wife and firstborn child on their wedding anniversary. Like that's
the sadagh of course, some dumb ship. Like I really really really really
really hate that man, Like I don't know, you know the guy,
but like you don't want to see nobody go through no ship like that.
She just driving mind in her business is some fucking idiot, take her and
your goddamn kids. So fuck that nigga royally, Okay, that's even sad
how he found out and everything too, because it was the s O wes
that popped up on the phone and her father saw it and said, hey,
this popped up, can you go check on her? And then he
went to go see yuscitate her. That's how he found her. Yep,
So they because the iPhone sent the alert that she had been in the crash.
So I'm assuming it might have been like remember how when we were driving,
fucking potholes set my phone off? But yeah, that that was some
really really really sad ship and that nigga do not deserve to see the light
of fucking day. Mm hmm immediately, like they really get on my fucking
nerves that get bound to go straight to fucking HELLUK out of here. Yeah.
But outside of that, y'all know that y'all all know who Keith Lee
is, right, Okay, so the black community has got a chill.
You niggas can't take criticism in any shape, form or fashion, even when
they are not being malicious. I am so sick of whenever somebody gives their
opinion or experience with the black owned business, y'all tried to use the you're
tearing them down car That is bullshit. This man does so much for small
businesses, Like we've seen the videos of him. Hey, what was your
total sales for today? All right, charge my car for that. I'm
doubling it, like nigga, come shut up here, I will throw a
candy bar on the menu. You just to classify as a restaurant so that
you can come spend some money here. You know, you don't review what
you said. He's married though, so I mean I will send a cand
whatever. I gotta do what you said he's married. He's married. He's
married, so you can he don't review what you said. You can't food
and sneakers, You don't sell none of that. Better quick speaking bad on
the niggas who do like like I think because he's a nice guy. Motherfucker's
beginning he really get back to punch niggas in the face too, because he
seems like he's just so sweet, that's so nice in the face for a
living, that's how he's supposed to be. That's how he's supposed to be.
But seeing so many people like because it got to a point where he
had to he had to go off. Now. I don't know if y'all
know that what is his name? Something rot we'll see it for right.
I love him. He is fucking hilarious, Like I love his videos,
but he has basically now is his considered a stitch or duet? I always
get him confused which one is his? Yeah? So anyway, long story
short, Keith Lee visited Atlanta and he did a bunch of reviews on Atlanta
restaurants. Niggas was upset. I guesst the Milk and Honey place or whatever,
like they wrote some unprofessional ship then you know, trying to double down
on it. Did you see o Joe Sinko talking shit? Yeah, Shanon
Dog he was stressing Shannon Sharp tou out during that interview. When you know,
here we go on TV and tell everybody that all you do is eat
McDonald's and they're runner four or five. Why the fuck do you even give
a fuck what Keith Lee was reviewing. He wasn't at McDonald's, right,
And it's like, you're talking on this ship. Why aren't you ain't going
to supporting these businesses that you claim me tearing down? You eat McDonald's all
the time? All Keith Lee really did or start a conversation that And like
most cities, you're already having It's just like here in Milwaukee, it's a
lot of shit that we see that we don't like about the city. We
already have these conversations, but when somebody from outside the city comes here and
see the same ship, be like, Yo, why y'all doing this ship?
Niggas be like we been asking them, why y'all doing this shit?
It's stupid, that's all Keith Lee did. It was like the way y'all
running your operation and it don't you know your business is a little eye y'all
don't take these kind of orders. Y'all don't do take out, Like how
the fuck are you gonna feed everybody if it's only we gotta come here?
And then y'all always slam get to take our system, and then you have
people that are just fucking idiots stick. His entire point for doing these videos
goes. They're like, well, why don't you just tell him who you
are USU for. He's like, that's the point, Like he doesn't try
to get special treatment. He wants the average customer experience, right. He's
like, I don't get anything free from these restaurants. Like he doesn't go
in there and try to exploit celebrity status to be treated better. But he
wants to bring attention to is the fact that the average motherfucker that walk in
get treated like shit. So he sent his family in and they were like,
oh, well it's gonna be you know, such and such. We
can't see you now. He go in and then all of a sudden,
you can get a table five minutes. But that's not what he's there for.
That's not the kind of treatment that he wants. He's trying to shine
a light on the fact that you niggas is running shit foul. I shouldn't
have to be this type of person in order for me to get service right
away. Y'all should be having this shit ready to go. Y'all should be
on the fly and getting y'all shit together. But y'all are mad at him
for saying, Hey, the way that y'all treating customers and running businesses kind
of out of pocket, y'all need to step it up. That's for the
betterment of y'all service and y'all experiences. And y'all are mad at this man
talking about he's tearing the businesses down. Y'all are fucking idiots. It reminds
me of like how you have poor white people that do shit in favor of
rich white people just despite niggas not realizing that they're affected by the same shit
that the niggas are affected by. That's what that reminds me of. Fucking
idiots. So, Tommy, we got so before you click it. So
the problem ended up coming up where people started threatening like him and his family
and shit behind fucking reviews. Yeah, so we have Keith Lee speaking on
it, but we also have you said for Ride right for rid. For
Ride has taken it upon himself to basically be Keith Lee's anger translator, and
it is a fucking treat because he is perfect. Let me tell you something,
you ball hit it. First, I want to say God bless you,
and I respect your opinion. Your opinion is just as value as the
next person to being. Your opinion don't mean shit. Fuck you and your
thoughts put me up, bitch, But I do agree with you. It
is hard to open the restaurant, It is hard to get the funny,
it is hard to have people come in. I agree, and I'm blessed
enough to be a marketing platform for those restaurants completely free. But I do
agree with you. It is hard to start a salvation arm and then tax
people to come in that, bitch, I mean, start a restaurant.
It is hard to get business, hard to get people, hard to get
promotion. But me and my family have used my platform to help people do
that shit for free. To me, it seems like you have no idea
why I am, And again, that's okay with me. My main point
was my qualifications. I'll be honest with you. I've been a professional fighter
for almost ten years. I've traveled the world eating food. I've cut wait
from anywhere from one hundred and seven pounds one hundred and thirty five pounds,
and food is one of the most important things when I come to cultn't wait.
So at the end of the day, I'm just a food I agree
with you, I've been blessed enough to be in this position. It seemed
like you don't know who the fuck I am. I've been a professional MMA
fighter for ten years out of ate food every fucking where I done, cut
weight, built weight, did all that shit. Bitch, I know food
and the body. But then in return, I want to ask you,
what are your qualifications that had this firm stance on this topic, because to
me, this seems like your first time ever seeing me, And in return,
I want to ask you what's your qualifications for feeling so strong with about
a motherfucker that you don't even know, other than having a kneecap with a
BBL for a fucking head. And if it's not, again, I have
another question, why is this your first time speaking on me? And I
got another question. If this ain't your first time hearing about me, why
the fuck is it your first time speaking on me? Showed the head having
ass We've been blessed enough to raise over forty thousand dollars for restaurant on the
who has cancer. You've been blessed enough to be used as a vessel to
retire a teacher in less than twenty four hours. You been blessed enough to
be a part of keeping multiple restaurants doors open. All of this within the
span of ten months. I want to be very clear that question isn't to
say you or anybody else shouldn't know on you. I simply add, if
this isn't your first time, Timmy, we'll stop you from talking about the
positive things we've been able to do, specifically to the community that you were
worried about us negatively affected in the past ten months. Being my family been
blessed enough to help Hello businesses, get hell of people, Hello lines,
keep they dose open, raise hell of fucking money. We didn't even help
out some of them fucking slop trots that you're defending so hard it shouldn't even
call theyself restaurants or being fucking business. You worry about me taking business away
from them fucking shotgun restaurants. Boy, ain't that fucking ham up? Because
if this ain't your first time seeing me, why the fuck this the first
time you saying something and then you're mad because I told everybody I went to
the fucking Saltest Platoon, bitch, That's what happened. The fuck blame the
Saltest Platoon for being that motherfucker slop trough. H is another it should be
too. Uh. I don't know where social media? Okay two mm yea
suffer sub where E bitch go? Because I definitely seen him another one mh
just sent him to because that huh go around? Yeah, I wonder if
you're downloaded. I'm happy you're watching mostly Awkward podcast. It was two into
twenty three Dixarker Dixar temporary title. That's funny though actually I didn't even see
that was the title too. Right now, what we just got finished watching
was Keith Lee's uh response to people talking crazy to him with his uh anger
anger translator. Yeah, but there's another one. If I who log who
Facebook log game right there, let's see it should be yours. Okay,
there is. So what's what's going on with you? What's sounds like you
got the bottles? You're kind of almost like the chef. Mm hmm.
I'm just that's all I said. I'm just no gonna talk about that.
That's the video that's supposed to be and I was saying it almost lost my
mind this morning. He's saying he don't want know that. Oh Taylor,
we are talking about Keith Lee and how niggas is fucking mental because how are
y'all mad that he's not even tearing these places down? And y'all felt like
anytime somebody gives constructive criticism, y'all want to cry about tearing down black businesses.
Right, Hey, let's talk about it. Let's get some ship.
Every restaurant that me and my family goes, so we're either a invited by
the restaurant themselves, or b what was told about the restaurant. On a
hundred plus time every restaurant me and my family go to, we was either
invited to that bitch or we was told about it until our fucking ears bled
from locals, from people mentioned me, from people email me DM me.
Ninety nine percent of the time, I never go to a random restaurant.
I get invited by the fucking locals, the bitches that on the restaurant.
Everybody want me to come, and I do nine times about at ten.
It's never fucking random. With that being said, my opinions asked for so
many narratives being pushed and it's insane to me. So with that being said,
you fake rich boosie motherfuckers asked me to come to Atlanta. You asked
me to come to video shit, and now you want to spread live because
you fucked yourself. What's up with that? Y'all? The motherfuckers with a
foe jumping jack policy before ever order. Let's be honest. What else do
you want from me? But let's keep it a thogh wild bitch? What
else do you want from me? Get off of my fucking nuts. If
I go to a bunch of restaurants and have a string of good experiences and
not being too nice, I'm lying. Then they're just being pushed that my
eye roll is fake and I'm mind just to help people. If I go
to a bunch of fucking restaurants and have a bunch of back to back good
fucking experiences, now I'm lying. Now I'm trying to help people, and
shit, now I'm faking it. Now my eyes rolling back its garbage.
And on the same man, if I go to two or three restaurants where
I don't have the best experience, Now I'm tearing down businesses not being mean.
Now I need to shut up. I need to mind my business.
I need to set it down. But at the same time, if I
go to three restaurants and I hate them back to back and they both taste
like a nine pack of shit, now being mean, Now I'm tending damn
businesses, Now I need to be killed. Now I'm fucking up. Now
I'm hateful, and shit, I can't I can't win from this. And
I understand everybody having a pain on the situation. You can disagree with me,
you can not like what I say, completely understand. I'm okay with
that, but when my safety and my family safety started coming into play,
that's where I draw the line at. I really don't give a fuck if
you got an opinion on the situation, if you agree with me or disagree
with how I'm doing or what the fuck I'm doing. But when my family
start being threatened in the safety of my family is in line, I'll pull
out. That's some mma shit and kick one of you motherfuckers. That's what
bitches start getting shot. That's where I crash the fuck out at. And
if you don't like it, bitch, put me up. But but it
can't happens with my family, or the restaurants or anybody's safety start coming into
play. Fuck that restaurant and all the workers that built that motherfucker got about
it, bitch. But what you ain't gonna do is play with me in
mind. It's absolutely overboard, especially when I was asked to give my opinion,
because you're telling me my opinion only matter if it's positive, because if
it's positive, you got my face plastered on the wall and you saying keep
sleeping here. But if it's negative, I need to sit down somewhere or
you don't know why I am. That's crazy to me. Y'all really doing
the most up that about their little overrated ass shit, especially when y'all asked
me to come up there and review that fucking soup kitchen. Now you got
the nerd to have a stick up your ass because you didn't get the review.
You won't bitch? Did you want me to be honest? Or a
lot? It was so much positive that happened in Atlanta that was shunned by
the negative. It was so many restaurants. We went to, an array
of restaurants that we always do at every city. I had a lot of
good experiences in Atlanta this week, but my good ones are being overshadowed because
a local fucking mess hall got mad because they asked me to come down here
and review some overpriced ass shit that they refused to sell me. And I
came on the internet and kept it a bean, transparent uns and candy and
my family will postponed touring. If other cities gonna be like this, I'm
gonna keep it a goose egg. Which fuck this touring shit. If all
you little fucking Corning Stove is gonna keep acting like this at every city we
go to, every review not gonna be the best. I'm gonna be one
hundred percent honest. If you want me to come, please understand, I
will be honest. I don't need no harm. I don't have no milition
to ten. I mean that, and when I say it, I mean
it. Every review ain't gonna be a ten out of ten because some of
the shit y'all cook is a shit out of toilet. So if you don't
want me to be honest, then don't ask me to come reviewo shit because
I will get on the internet and keep it a whole hunt show. And
I don't even be trying to be mean. I be actually trying to let
you motherfuckers down nice. But you getting mad at me because I'm on here
telling them that you're selling mystery me for for they fucking dollars. We'll stop
selling that shit if you don't want nobody to tell it, and don't ask
me to come. If you don't want me to tell my people that's what
you're doing, people will be like, well, you know what you're doing.
You know, if you give a bad review, people gonna come and
flood it with hay commics. What else do you want me to do,
and then people will be like, well, you you know, if you
leave a bad review, they're gonna flood their stuff with hat comments. What
the fuck through they gotta do with me? Puh. I can't compensate for
every crazy motherfucker in the world, So get my ship out your throat.
I'm telling people not to go I'm telling people not to leave negative comments.
I'm telling people make their own opinions. I'm telling people to make their own
opinion. I'm telling people to try for themselves. I'm telling people not to
leave hate comments. I'm telling people not to be fucking me. I'm telling
people not to be assholes. What else do you want for me? You
want me alliance had an experience, or you want me the only post.
Okay, let's talk about it. Let's get some ship clear. Every restaurant
they me and my family, they't invited by the restaurant themselves, or be
what's told about the restaurant hundred plus time the slop slop this mess off,
mess off, slap tro slap slap said said something else and then they said
corner store chen, corner corner stories, mystery. Yeah, caleus said I
need an anger translator. This is go man, if I need one back.
Oh lord, I thought it was messing loud. Well if it was
until like when his actual like when Keith Leeve video were freezing, he would
still be doing a voiceover. But then when for Ribert to bully me,
I'm gonna go ahead and up the tool on you. He'll run down all
the different ways he will raise the nigga off this plenty. I think unlive
motherfucker came from him. He is fucking hilarious, dude. Because one of
my one of the first videos I like remembered him from it was when he
was dating somebody and he was like, I don't never He was like,
no, I'm not never mind. What's up? What you gotta tell me
detail he was born? Man, He was like see that one? What
the fuck? So I cliped just that little part of himself. What the
fuck? Because I'm like, dude, that park was so funny to me.
But he does like he does a lot of videos about like with government
and stuff, how fucked up theirs? So yeah, if you don't follow
him, you probably should. But he did astrology videos too, hilarious.
Yeah I didn't say him. I have to look because I'm I see him.
I don't be on TikTok like that unless like, like somebody sends me
a link and then I'll watch it. But I usually be like just strolling
and seeing Facebook reels. So I'm gonna actually have to go on TikTok and
follow him on on TikTok because the videos that I do come across on on
Facebook. That shit is so fucking entertaining. But yeah, I feel like
he hit that pretty pretty well. It's like when someone got you gotta figure
out a nice way to say it. Ye, let me go ahead.
I feel like Keith Lee did what I usually do, like before I go
off, like I have to go off to y'all or like the group chat,
and then I go and I'm like, all right, the steam is
out, the lid is back on the pot. Let me go address this
in the calm and professional way. But before that, how many times I'm
like in this punk bitch. Speaking of which, So I was door dashing
the first I ever heard just h m hm hmm. That's a perfect mkay.
Damn I got plenty charges. Oh yeah, but I was door dashing,
and I really don't know what the fuck be wrong with white people,
like whenever you see a white bitch approaching and yoga pants, you know they're
finna be on bullshit. Yeah, so I'm door dashing, and if you
know anything about you know, being on the east side Prospect Farrewell, those
are one ways. They're also very fucking busy. Yeah yeah. So you
know Prospect runs north and Farwell runs south, so you have to travel south
on Firewell, turn and then you know, come back up north on Prospect.
So me delivering, I'm turning on Prospect like it's you know, it's
it's high traffic during that time, so I can't cross over all the lanes
in order to get to the side where my customer's apartment is on. So
I'm slowing down, looking like all right, it's an apartment building right here
with an actual parking lot. Of course it says private property. I'm just
running the fucking pizza to the door. So I go running the parking lot,
park, grab a piece of hood box, check traffic, dart across.
He had the door already, hand him the pizza, run back across,
getting the car. Now I see the bitch and the yoga pants.
Oh fucking hiccups, hurt hold on this bitch. Mm hmmm. Oh after
that that, I'm scared. Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmm. Well you can't whip
out an uncircumcised dick stopped getting the hiccups? Is that be the only thing
give me? But no, so uh so I go and as I'm walking
back to the car, like the bitch that was in the yoga pants talking
to the guy when I pulled up, like, she's you know, she's
walking this way. So I hop in the truck and start the truck mark
the order is, you know, delivered or whatever. I'm putting my seatbelt
on before I can even go and get here on the window, so I
don't even like turn my hand for it. I just do like this because
I already know it's the white picture. And she's like, excuse me,
I couldn't help, but notice you parked here in this private property. I
said, I was here thirty seconds. She was like, well, I'm
just like this. You know, I'm just letting you know because this is
someone's space, and you know, they come home and you're in the space
and then they're pissed and they call the police and get you to I said,
I won't even be here long enough and we get told you were keeping
get the fuck away from my car. Like I I've been having a really
bad day, so I'm like, get the fuck away from my car.
She was like, well, I'm just letting you know this is private property
and get the fuck away from my car. So I put it in reverse
and I pull off for she and she had to jump off. The bitch,
move the fuck away from my vehicle. Dog. I was literally here
forty five. I'm delivering something that's not like I just like strategically parking.
You saw me get out with a pizza, come back without a fucking pizzas.
So what's that telling you? She said, it's private property. Moved
your fucking trucks. And I'm like, bro, I really really, really
really hate these motherfuckers. The rules was I don't give a fuck her and
them rules. She was what it was like, bitch, you were not
the fucking parking enforcement. No. I just say, like and then it's
like, it's not even your space. They are not even here. Well,
this is somebody's space, they would bitch, they're not here, moved
spreading or does she actually even live there? That'd be the funny part,
Like she could have been in the building across because they do ship like that,
and it's just like, bro, I got so so so so like
I went. I had to call my mom to calm down because I was
mad, and I'm just like, this is a recurring thing. I told
you all when I went to the restaurant and the motherfucker was excuse me because
I didn't know he was talking to me because my fucking truck is still running.
This is I was supposed to be going to get oh you know what,
fuck Kayla. So me me bringing up going to get soup dumplings,
remind me that Kayla's a fucking trader and went to go get fucking soup dumplings
without me. So yeah, but no, we we were supposed to be
meeting to go get soup dumplings. I didn't know if they were still available.
So before I shut off the car, rolled up the window, went
in the fucking restaurant like, hey, can I get the table for whatever?
Like I want to make sure we're still going because otherwise, you know,
I can at one go get me a sandwich somewhere. So I'm sitting
there in the space cars running and I'm sending a message to them like,
hey, you know, y'all still trying to eat or whatever. I hear
excuse me, miss, excuse me, like he said it three times,
and then I finally look over. You shouldn't be parked there. I have
a you know, a person in a wheelchair, and that well, you
should have fucking got here before I did, so, you know, and
I have a habit of whenever because some motherfucker did that to me when I
was outside a real dribe waiting on her to come out. They did walk
right in front of the truck and go. Because this is the handicap,
so I politely reached in the door, I grab my tag and I always
flip them off, and then well you should hang it out. You should
mind your fucking business, get the fucking this restaurant, leave me alone.
Like I hate it because they always feel like they have the fucking authority to
say something to somebody. And it's like I really be wanting the right caring
to test me though, because it's like, you know, I preach to
my kids all the time. People they they say what they want. That's
fine. As long as you know nobody is, you know, physically threatening
to you, then don't worry about it. I be wanting, wanting just
one of them to think that I'm gonna be the one that they try to
spit on, or they gonna try to grab and do some ship the way,
I am going to unleash the fucking cracking cracker. I'm gonna unleash the
cracker like I'm going to go fucking nuts one. Tell your people to fucking
chill. They're not niggas. That's the problem. Because if I walked up
on your car to let you know some information and you proceeded to get aggressive
with me, I'm a master ship out. You not even gonna lie to
you because this you're coming to my car but approaching me. But I was.
I was having a reasonable conversation. You weren't having a reasonable conversation.
You came over to be a bitch. I said, excuse me, miss
nigger, you don't belong here. That I said excuse me, miss parking,
and you just said I got it. Pulling off away from you,
I'm not even gonna let you get the second one off, Because'm gonna said
the first one. I didn't even let the window down for this bitch.
So you've just been masing glass because why are you walking up and tapping on
my vehicle? Now, what if I was scared and thought you was gonna
ride me and I blew your fucking brains out through this goddamn driver side windows?
Would willing to take to stand up for the fact that you need to
not park in a handicap spot. This wasn't a handicap spot. Property two
different things. W W life you already have. You've been a terrible person
to me the past couple of weeks, be neglecting me. Nigga went out
and then she posted on purpose knowing like had had me me go trip about
this and bragged about it. Mm hm hmmm horrible. But yeah, White
people so hard to need to learn boundaries because I am still adjusting to my
meds and I am not fully balanced out yet leave me the funck alone.
Sometimes that's what they're doing when they want to. You know, I actually
think the next time it happened, I'm gonna try to flip it. I'm
gonna start screaming, yelling, So what are you doing here? You're scaring
me? Excuse me saying you can't touch me right there? Yeah, she
touched my on squirms do like Melissa McCarthy did. What movie was that was
that? No? No, no, no, no, really she was
in brides Maids. The heat was fing hilarious. I'm yeah wrong, no,
Melissa McCarthy, Yeah, yeah, no, it was the movie.
It was her and it was the one that I can never think of her
name. No, that was sound but identity at all one mustache word.
No, it was they were I think it was she was married to Paul
Rudd in this movie. Possibly, but it's the one who was like,
I want some French els her. She's always the goofy woe in the movie.
But I forgot her her fucking name in the movie. But yeah,
the bottom line, her kid was bullying their kid and he told her like,
you know, next time, I'm gonna have my kid like like she
was was going off and she was like, oh my god, you just
touched my nipple. Yeah, and he was right, and he was like
he was like, who has high as nipples up? Like, But it
was that when I can't remember what movie that was, but I'm gonna pull
one of those like you just touch my nipples. I'm gonna just I'm I'm
out caring a car and see how this worked. Oh my god, I
just broke me. You define mm hmm. And I know how to cry
on command, my god, And I know how to cry on command that
universal white people. Brother. They just starts saying, oh yep, I
can't wait. I'm gonna go park in a handicap spot with and I'm gonna
have the tag in my lap just to provoke them. I'll be waiting.
No, they need to stop sucking with me. Mind your fucking business.
They're gonna try to avoid them because I know you're not minding the whitest of
white always ship never I've never been addressed but one place that I'm afraid of
West Yo. Nothing about you looks like unsafe niggah people. Yo. Like
you look like you know all their songs and like pumpkin pie, like sing
some some sugar. Yeah that was fired. Actually, I think because I
drive a jeep, it's more so like it's more of a white guy,
you know what I mean. I get ducked. I was about to say,
do you get ducked? I got ducked today, like right in front
of my face. I got I was like standing there and lady pulled up.
The girl got shred on social media because she was passing about Dixon.
They was like, bitch, just turned your jeep in. She didn't want
to. She didn't know what it meant. So she thought that you know,
somebody was there'sucking with her car with the culture fan. But you don't
deserve a lady who's ducky had like a little deep Cherokee. They don't count
that. I don't tell somebody. It's like being part of like the I
don't it's choke. It's the same ship. It's exact same ship. That's
exactly. Are they not Jordan's They're made by the same Are they not Jordan's?
They're made by the same company. Are they not Jordan's stuff? What
makes them not Jordan's That they're made by the same company, qualified one.
And the duck goes on a wrangler, it doesn't go on a Cherokee or
a liberty. It's the secret Society. No, it's secret society, Audio
Assis Ducks. I don't know. I want to be offended by your comments.
I'm not gonna be oh because you don't like Sherman. Sherman Phoenix parking
Lot. Be dark as if I didn't know Tim and I saw him and
be like what's up and just walked to the truck. I wouldn't I wouldn't
even look back. I wouldn't be like following me. I just keep going.
I probably like, Bro, you're good. You need me to walk
you to your truck, like you're a safe black man. Man face,
I'm like, you did you need to watch you pull off? Now?
That gas station that don't have me in last night was the opposite of me.
Yeah, but you know, I'll go to the hood of the spots
and like whatever. Whatever. I was just like, Yo, it's so
unsafe, man. The scariest thing. Wow, this nigga live in the
hood and he walks to the hood gas station. Dude, that gas station
by your house is the hoodest gas station in all of gas stations. And
don't give me that. I know people over here, bro, people always
getting murdered. Literally on the next block on the corner four hundred how much
is the city block four hundred feet four hundred feet away? Nigga bodies drop
all the time. There's like just a gang of ghosts on the corner roaming
right there in front of the store. The fires they say, they walk
over there, they run over the crime scene like fuck it don't burn the
gas levels. That is so you can't be well, I know everybody over
here. The fact that niggas, it's just I know you were because you've
said it to me before. That's why I shut that ship down before you
started. And like, bro, niggas, Okay, look, this is
the corner of the gas station. This is the corner where niggas always get
murdered because you know, you got across the street, so this is a
gas station. His house is here, right. But then it's like,
Bro, the gunpowder. I just felt that gas station and the niggas that
walked in this gas station last night was a very even just hadna you ain't
seen the nigga in the orange was right here. And the big ass black
panther on the fakes you definitely got to worry about. He has to recognize.
Yeah, Like, folks, look like you just shot a niggas,
but he got a recognizable card. Then you had a nigga out there with
the slow bomb drinking a two liters die coke, white guy, I define,
not only was he poor, he was happy to get his free diet
coke. Was it free? Somebody? Hey, let me tell you something
if I'm If I'm ever unfortunate enough to end up homeless, I don't give
a fuck what struggles I'm going through. Like I'm broke as fuck right now.
I got a lot of shipping. I'm not drinking on die coke with
that terroristic drink of the coke is too sweet, save niggas. It's too
sweet. Like I'm the age with ship. It's too sweet for me.
I'm doing with diabetic tone. I'm not then. I think it was an
offering people gas. But but that's regular ship. It was before too many
people in the Okay, Hey no, So the last thing, the very
last time that one deteriorated on air, I was sick for like two weeks.
Let me tell you how it happened. We were still recording at my
crib in my living room at this time. One walks in the door.
I hear it instantly. He like, no, it's just allergies. I'm
like, are you sure? Yeah, I'm good, it's just allergies.
Throughout the episode, you hear this nigga slowly dying. Yeah, you hear
this nigga slowly dying, And this nigga is like the entire like, bro,
you just hear the decline. You're like, Bro, this nigga is
dying. That next morning, I woke up and I had that tickle.
I saw all this. This nigga was only sick for like four days.
Bro, I was down for weeks. The Godfather all the time. You
come to my house. You didn't. You don't even offer me a drink.
Bro, I was. I was so mad because he was like,
no, I'm good cause it's just allergies. I'm like, Bro, that
don't sound like fucking allergies. And then, like I said, throughout the
episode, it's just the nigga was getting raspberer rasphere. I'm like, bro,
it's just weakness leaving the body whatever that MMMM. So yeah, I'm
not gonna subject myself to any more ones germs. You're going to wrap this
up so that I can go home and take three packets of emergency immediately in
the orange juice. That's what I do. I take my in orange juice.
So I got my simply orange, and I'm finna dump three packets and
a big ass Taco bell cup full of orange juice because I'm not Anny rubbing
his nose and ship. That's all That's that's all. Ann he touched mic
see this how see this is how zombie a POPUALYMP start, Just how a
fucking zombie a popult start. So I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning into
this very dangerous episode. I hope the episode was worth it, because I
am scared for my life right now. If you were not able to tune
in for the full live that is okay. You can always catch the replace
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