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M m h m hm h r. You are like, where is the

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light? You get no light.
It don't look like it's non period.

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It's like dark, don't light.
That's what we're saying. It's it's dark.

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Yes, look tongue crazy. I
thought I was just saying because there

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we go, yes, and the
Lord said, let there be like to

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I'm definitely a couple of coffee with
cream with your arm and your self.

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I'm sorry that that's that's reserved for
wine in his insomnia, his insomnia cookies

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cookies your world, because my swag
is three dimensional. Watching right, you

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might be you might be sink hey
tray was So if this is your first

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time, join than this. I
would like to properly introduce myself for tuning

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in to this week's episode of postially
Awkward. I'm your host of favorite motivational

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speaker, Me Me Me me someone
hunter or coma walker if the nasty Oh.

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I am joined by all of my
co hosts. We shout out to

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everybody for showing up, even one
even though he is in here, but

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the he be fucking GB's yea yeah, So shout out to one a k

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A the news mister bitches and of
course, the narcissist himself, our new

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resident white man. Absolutely, of
course, the man behind the magic.

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We got the classic man, mister
Tones producing the show, giving us all

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of the visuals that we need,
and a special happy early birthday to our

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Boo Serena. Ahead and check out
my stories if you want to have a

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little fun, Tray said. Tray
said, we keep breaking up. He's

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blaming you, y'all keep breaking up. No like like new edition or like

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the actual audio. And of course
we got mister essential toemys Is in the

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building. How y'all doing. I
got a new backyard. I got a

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new backyard again suicides. Yeah,
it's like two birds one stone. You

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gotta separate these two like kindergarteners.
But then I also can't be too close

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to one because y'all know my immune
system is ass cheeks and not the good

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ones like Megan thee Stallions and Cobra
video. If you have not seen Cobra

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video, I have watched this video
so many times on repeat. I didn't

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know that YouTube, you don't even
have to have premium for YouTube, has

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a video looping feature that you can
just continuously loop the videos. So I

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gave her so many plays this week. Shit, I was playing in the

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car on the way here. I'm
supposed to keep my eyes on the road.

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I was on Oily Sneak Gas so
but yeah, outside of outside of

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the visuals, just you know,
her lyrics and being like so vulnerable and

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open man and when you going through
shit like that really really really hit.

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So she wants a bunch of weight
too. How much I don't know.

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She's very slim but still sick.
It's crazy how that her metabolism is outstanding.

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Yeah, you're gone through stuff and
you just kind of like getting that

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zone of being like in a gym
or whatever, just to kind of I

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need to get back in that zone. But just and this is also released

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independently, She's Nope, she do
her own ship, Hot Girl Productions,

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I believe. So everything episode,
everything was funded by Meg. She did

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all this ship on her own.
So everything that's coming out yep, yep.

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So definite. I love it though, Like it was, like I

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said, like the song itself with
the lyrics and everything, being able to

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be that vulnerable and open up about
all the ship, but also the fact

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that it looked good, like it
didn't look like you know, It wasn't

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no flint Flossie. It wasn't look
like but I'm just what I'm just saying

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for it to be out of her
pocket and ship, you know, and

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she didn't like she had Hype Williams
and some ship. But I'm like they

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did. They did. Really,
there's no disciplant one because yes, the

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video quality is asked, but they
purposely make it asks and they pay for

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it to look that way. Just
so we know this nigga had. This

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nigga had the mustache that Brian tried
to get away with Stewie money on Family

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Guy. Yes he did. It
was because I'm never used to that and

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I'm like, you're gonna get that
that's not my ring. Yeah, and

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once again we go clapping up for
Tommy for now having and android. He's

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come to the Sound Sung world.
Welcome to Samsung and it's crispy tool.

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Which one did you get? That
is a twenty three twenty three Ultra Damn?

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Yep, So that's the same one
as this one. Yes, I

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love it. I was at a
restaurant and I was challenging the person I

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was with as far as the camera
because had iPhone cameras and no, this

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camera's way better, and I promise. I was one hundred feet from a

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cooler by the front desk. I
zoomed in. I was like, I

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can tell you what the fuck is
in that cooler for my camera. I

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could actually see the ingredients on the
lady. I was like, goddamn,

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this camera is crazy. My old
phone had one camera. Your old phone

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was also very very old. It
still worked and people don't get I'm like,

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no, that's number one entertainer.
That has nothing to do with the

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fact that the studios as video hilarious
Big London shout out to London and Britain.

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My favorite. Hey, can I
actually let people remind people of November

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tenth You can do a paint and
ship back at Vibes with cam beats and

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November seventeenth a free event at Delicious
Bits called Canned Bites. You can actually

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do some of the newest artwork and
have some delicious bites from Tamarra who is

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the ship when it comes to treats. And since we're making announcements on Wednesday,

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I will be at UW Walk in
the Lumbar area. Hey blue Barlmbarro

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the lower donkey u W don't tease
mereneur in the entrepreneurship area. Okay,

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I'm only laughing because I know exactly
what area that is. Hey, can

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we can we block London from Common? What you say? Now's scorpio Season'll

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out the way now because at least
eighty y'all. Well yeah, just in

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case I haven't noticed, I have
gone back to red here for now,

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no pink for I have to pour
this out. But the thing about this,

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the thing about the thing about this
wig is like see it, you

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know what about really twenty sixteen YouTube? YouTube is fucking golded. So I

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went to I went to Dollar Tree, like you still see the waves and

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everything like, I went to Dollar
Tree and I bought a mop bucket.

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It's specifically for my wigs. So
I boiled a big ass pot of water

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and I pour a little conditioner and
the mop bucket. Yeah, because they

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be using plastic drawers and ship like
the storage drawers. I just got a

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plastic mop bucket. I squeeze a
conditioner in there, like the little coconut

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conditioner, mixing in with the hot
water. You know, did my wigs

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in and out so that they don't
tangle, just throwing it in there and

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I let that motherfucker soap and boiling
hot water and conditioner for about twenty thirty

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minutes or so, then fully rent
it out and let it air dry.

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Motherfucker was good. And I was
so mad because I forgot to take the

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before picture if y'all saw this motherfucking
wig before, because it was literally boiled

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up in the closet right. Yeah. And the reason why I stopped wearing

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it in the first place, it
wasn't because like the lace had went bad

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or anything like that. It was
just I couldn't stop it from getting puffy.

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I didn't know. It's like I
will wash it and then it's like

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it will puff out. I watched
this motherfucker like two weeks ago, I

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think, and it's still still cool. So shout out to YouTube for that.

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So that is how I revent my
own wigs from now on instead of

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paying other people. Yes, yes, yes, yeh fucking yes, and

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it has been amazing. So that
is how I treat all of my wiggs.

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So now I know, like yep
and now, and that's how I

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color my hair too. So when
my short red wig, I don't know

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if y'all know, the last time
I wore. It was like really really

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bright. That's how I color it, dipping it in the hot water,

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Like I get a whole bunch of
hot water, squeeze the dining air stirred

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up, and just dip the wig
in there. And that's how I color

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my hair now. So all I
have to do now is find me a

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good vendor, because you know,
motherfuckers be stingding with shit. If I

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find me a nice wig vendor,
then I'll just buy my own and color

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them and everything. I might pay
somebody to style it, but that's it,

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because motherfucker's a charging way way too
much for wigs that they're not even

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they're not even fully like doing the
knots and shit on them, like you

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know that this is a blind wig. Ain't nobody fucking scout this goddamn white

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not toning toning the knots. So
yeah, I don't know these scorpio.

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I know a gang. They and
they back to back to back to back

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to. I'm surrounded by I know
Game one too. You mind went somewhere

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else hor the red wig that was
No, I didn't Okay, Trey and

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London had a little love in the
comments. We do this, yes,

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YouTube got all the fucking answers.
Absolutely, And for all the niggas who

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can't be men because they don't know
how to do ship. What do we

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know how to do? Get on
YouTube and learn how to do that ship?

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Like, for really, learn how
to do anything, to work on

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my car from YouTube anything. You
can do anything, and it be a

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dude on there showing you all the
back backstories to all the different versions of

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the ship that you need to fix. Yeah, because we had to go

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on YouTube and figure out how to
the gas door. The spring on it

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broke so butn't closed. You remember
when you went and you was like,

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why the fuck is there a ball
of aluminum four stuff? And I told

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him, I was like, you
don't need that. I said, the

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way that the gas tank is made, you can't just push it in.

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Nothing can get in there. It's
on like when you push that ship.

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I'm like, because even if you
try to get a gas can in there,

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you have to have a special funnel
because it's not designed to just be

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able to push. Yeah. I
think the only time I ever bought a

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cap for a castolics gap can was
because I kept smelling gas yep. But

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other than that, my current car
is a capitalist one. Yeah, but

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you don't have a cap and it's
doing something in your car will have a

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cold error on it and it'll show
up. Man, But when on YouTube

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learn how to fix that motherfucker.
So YouTube is definitely, especially as a

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homeowner, it's a school. It's
a school section on YouTube. You cannot

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tell me ship, when the uh
the the heating cord went out on our

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dryer, I went on YouTube.
I was like, I walked around with

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my shirt off, like, yes, I just fixed the heating cord on

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the dryer. Dryer shit, Yes, I think I think I need whoopee

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and whoop getting laid you go.
And it's so funny because like certain things,

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I'm more dedicated to learning than others. Like I still haven't learned how

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to like really do my own makeup
yet, and I know that there are

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a million tutorials for that, but
I haven't really prioritized that because I don't.

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I don't weird like that anyway,
Like like if I'm going somewhere or

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something but hair, like wigs and
ship, I be all on the motherfucker

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like all right anything, yeah,
but home owner shit, especially in car

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ship car shit. I had like
thirty five thirty five thousand fuses in my

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fuse box. I don't pen it
up. I was like, I don't

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know what the fuck is that WI
YouTube man, all right? And I

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went through each one. This is
this, this that, this is this,

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that was there. I sucked it
out and you got trade who fixes

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cars for real? And she's got
a cigarette that hanging on the five This

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commrator, it's an my truck more
than once phones, tablet shoes, my

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TVs, et cetera. Everything,
the TV Willie Earl Miller, Earl Trey

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Miller. That's trades for the third
the third the crazy party transmission tray in

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the building does sounding like the fixed
cars for a six pack of beer?

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Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like respect Milwaukee's Best. It's gonna

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cost you. It's gonna cost you, though, it's gonna cost you a

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little, cost you a lot like
cost you. It looks like I got

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a little bad break line. But
you know, twelve pack of walking best,

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don't have tap of breaks for me? Give a little gash. Yeah,

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they always like a right, said
Trey, come up with her car

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by itself and just get fixed things
like what you need? What you need

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hey, but you know what,
and it's crazy because it's like, if

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you don't know how to do certain
stuff, just go on YouTube. Just

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try to like even if the first
one be like all right, I don't

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know, because you will go through
YouTube and you will notice, like,

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Bro, this motherfucker just took twelve
minutes on this video, but I found

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this motherfucker he did this ship in
three minutes. Right. So my mom

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pissed me off because I told you
all about the gas door, right,

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So she's like, well, here
watch this video. So I look,

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and I'm like, the very first
thing he says in the video, he

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was like, well, I've had
to do this three times, I said,

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So you got me watching the video
of a moffuer who clearly ain't doing

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it right. He had to do
it three times. We're not finna do

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four times a time. I'm gonna
find another video. So you want me

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to watch this just for us to
have to do this ship all over again

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because clearly whatever he's doing it ain't
working and subscribe to page. He was

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supposed to edit all his fuck ups
and left that part alone. What he

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did right, us know what?
At this point, you the big brother

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said, my brother car wasn't starting
yesterday, and I bet that motherfucker running

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the day. And you said you
got fun there, I don't. I

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don't know how I was feeling saying
my car went starting. I took it

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to my sister and she fixed it. I don't know how I feel about

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get better again to get three.
So that means she had to get a

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step stool to get over there and
looking at you. But that's wild.

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Hey, you know what speaking of
Okay, so look over so Trey is

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very tiny, right, and you
know the idea of her looking into a

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car is hilarious. But that reminds
me of when the truck was sucking up

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last year and my uncle tried to
send me a mechanic with no legs broad

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driver f one fifty to me,
I'm out, yeah, across the bring

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your ass back yoursel own. He
didn't have I didn't meet him, but

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uncle Uncle gave me like the heads
up, like he don't have no legs.

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I'm like, how was he supposed
to he get it done? Because

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yeah, maybe he was go jungle
gym net picture it gotta be they gotta

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be. Speaking of which, Hey, Tom, come here, I need

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you to put some on the screen. I ain't gotta do much, no,

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because this wasn't originally on the docket, but now it has to be.

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Just before the dude that was trying
to put himself in the too,

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huh, the one with the dude
was putting himself in the tub. She

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says, no stewards needed, No, we need picks. We don't believe

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you. We don't believe you gonna
be a mechanic for Halloween, so I

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don't need to be. She's gonna
have her certifications. Yeah, I got

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my Ford Cirt, my Nissan Sert. So that reminded me, like,

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because you know, the mechanic didn't
have any legs, right, So I'm

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not putting this on the screen.
Yes you are, it's too early in

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the show. Put it on the
dude mess three times and you all right?

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So now I shared this post.
I told you, dog, har

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No. I shared this post on
Facebook. Tommy, you click the button,

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I'm not clicking the button. Push
the goddamn button, all right.

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So I shared this post on Facebook
with the caption my family just gonna have

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to let me go because I'm not
spending my life as a fucking McNugget just

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so they can keep me around.
I can't even get my ass ate because

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it ain't no ass to eat.
So either they pull the plug or I'm

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painting the wall with my brains.
Now. The reason why I said this

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is because we talked about if a
zombie apocalypse was to break out, and

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Red was like, Mom, if
you get bit, we ain't cutting I

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mean, we ain't taking you out. Because I was like, if I

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get bit, just you know,
I understanding, and she told me that

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they not taking me out, they
just gonna cut off the effected part.

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I was like, Bro, I'm
not walking around here in no zombie apocalypse

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missing no leg, no arm,
no nothing. I have to be able

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to fight or I'm gonna die anyway. I just want you to understand it.

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This is how much it's left a
cyboard before they put him together and

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made him who he is in the
Justice League. But do understand this.

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We are talking from the perspective of
people who have had all these limbs and

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know how how to live. Yes, that makes sense. I'm gonna end

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my life because I don't have anything, but he has. He may have

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been born in this may and not
know anything. I don't think so.

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The bottom part it looked like it
was some surgery done. It usually would

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be trying to be optimistic, nigga
here, there's nothing optimistic about the fact

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that you only got an arm broke
you lie, yeah, trade The original

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captain said something about like, you
know, and you're playing and you complain

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about life. Bro there is I
don't want to live this bad. I

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don't want to live this back.
It's nothing from the waist down. Got

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one arm, he can meat,
piece of meat. That's the bro I

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know, do you have? Does
he have? Because it's like he cood

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because this looks like maybe it could
have been possibly like an accident or maybe

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you know how ship goes. They
be sending mothers across the seas fighting ship,

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and then you come back and and
be like, oh, sorry,

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we gotta deny your medical because when
you look at him, even in his

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chest, it's been stitched up right
down the middle. So they went in

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did some extra ship on top of
whatever they did at the bottom half like

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bro and then and then you will
be like this, and you know what

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somebody's gonna say to you, Well, at least you steal alive fits.

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I don't want to be. Just
take me to the king, immediately cut

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a bag of chicken next to him. Bro, I don't need bro,

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you do. You don't even have
to take me to the king. Just

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give me directions. Nigga, I
will find my way there. How how

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are you gonna get there? You
can't walk, you can't crawl. Look,

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you a web wobble. This is
where the real wobble came from.

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Mine said, Oh my god,
Sam, just let me go. Said

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that is not reckless. I am
just telling people I am not walking around

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here like a human fucking corn nut
just because my family is like, no,

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we need you here. No,
you don't know. This is why

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I have a d n R for
what I mean, this kind of situation.

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Absolutely not Yo. If I worked
at the hospital and they roll that,

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nigga, that's why you don't want
what we're gonna do with that?

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You imagine one's like this, I
wouldn't want to. I don't want to

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be like that if you I don't
want to. If you tell the doctor

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to save you and we related just
now I'm gonna talk about you. See

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said, what can I do for
y'all besides be a work excuse? I'm

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not the McNugget like, and that's
the thing, like y'all, and and

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that's and I think that's what would
piss me off more Like y'all know,

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I have literally no quality in life. I can't do anything for myself.

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I'm not I'm not going in.
It's a boneless wing, bro, I'm

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not willingly living life. It's a
boneless wings. Wings is not a thing.

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Nuggets just nuggets because you cannot have
a boneless wing. I hate that,

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right, that's really no. No, just give me chicken chunks whatever,

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not chicken chucks. Okay, fine, I'm just I'm not doing it.

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I refuse, like because at this
point I'm gonna be mad because I

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feel like y'all just y'all just trying
to keep me around for a checking ship.

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At this point, y'all just trying
to keep me around for a check

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y'all want to collect a little personal
care worker checking ship from Iris or whatever.

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The no single remember where you said
the pillow people and the little wrestling

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buddies, right though the wrestling buddies
had legs now man, Yeah, he

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looked like a single people pillow.
There's not even a full full of tenanches.

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No you don't got to worry about
nobody taking this man. Look at

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already surgically, you can't get raped. Actually, I need time to read.

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Like he's reading to the people that
are listening to audio. He always

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listened to himself like he like he's
reading the magazine out loud to himself.

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That's what old people glasses on the
tip of their nose and ship read the

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paper. It looks like the bottom
paper a little bit, like it's gonna

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make the words bigger. They still
make some kind of glasses, agreed me,

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me, it'd be your own people. Yeah, I bet you any

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money to his mama who wouldn't let
him do m hmmm. I think it's

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him. He wants to be a
an inspiration to people. Well that or

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maybe some people are just they scared
to go. I'm better on a side.

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Nobody come back. You know what? Now now other side and you

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still look like that. I was
just gonna say now, I will say

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that if I go and my ghost
is still like a meatball with one arm,

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I'm using it to square up with
God. So where the where the

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fuck is my lamb? So one
arm slimmer, that's all he he was

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shaped slimmer was shaped like that like
the pac Man ghost. What's that rock

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Pokemon with the two arms and the
no legs? What's his name? Rock?

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It's a rock Pokemon. I know
you're talking about. No, No,

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it's whatever one that uh rock rock
Pokemon. That's not what I said.

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It's just an English accent, British
Australia hey man accent. Mm hmm.

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Nothing about yours being British. His
name is Now, that's the Jill

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dude. Yep, geo dude.
Because iound, because I found anyway big

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facts. Yes, that is true
book deal speaking engagements. He's a gold

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mine? Is he bro? I
don't want to be a right now?

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What am I supposed to do?
I can't enjoy that money. In fact,

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your family is eating, not you. I can't enjoy this money.

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If I wanted to get a brand
new fucking Ferrari with this money, I

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can't drive it. Well. He
could be a person that can be used

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as a no, as a as
a model for pillow cases, no,

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for people to invent things to actually
work. What do you call that when

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you are using Look my BM said
his expenses that we call life model decoy.

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I know it cost a pretty penny
to keep them going. I don't

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want him to be but he possibly
could be living. He could be possibly

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living and say I will be a
person that can be used. He is

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the first person signing up for the
VR lifestyle where he just lives and look

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prosthetics. We see how that ship
wining Iron Man three when they was losing

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limbs and ship and they was using
that ship trying to know. No,

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that's how Niggas was exploding. She
is not how you get the super soldo

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sir, absolutely enough. So no, I will not be living life like

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that. And if my family thinks
otherwise, than absolutely not living your life

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like gold not that's just it's not
it's no, I don't condone. It

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ain't trying to be a mhm okay, he looks, yeah, he looked.

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He did. Let me looks very
man. He looking He looked like

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he looking at his mama, like
bitch, what did you do? How

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did I get here? Because it's
like at this point you don't know if

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he has like any kids or anything. But if he doesn't, it's like

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that's out of the window now,
like biologically anyway, then it's like me

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as sexual as I am Bro,
I don't got no pussy no more,

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and he looks fairly young. Do
this sexual go away when you ain't got

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the lower half of your mouth?
That's what I was saying. I was

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like, does he have phantom issues? Santom fucks? That's terrible, phantom

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erection, that's terrible. That's terrible. You can't even so can you get

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phantom blue bolls? I don't know, Like, ain't nothing amazing about that?

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No half man? Yeah? That
just you know. Thinking about the

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mechanic with no legs made me think
about that post that I shared a couple

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of days. Check on my TikTok
with no legs. She does TikTok videos

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and spins around in her lower half
when she talks. Could you be asking

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the question? But like do you
have sex? It's like I can spin,

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I can spin on the dick,
like saying I would I would never

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have bro the half man that I
bought off Amazon there and he still got

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the upper thire part, upper fat, You still got upper thigh. I

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think I need to come out with
my own brand of products. Right,

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so like no product, but like
snacks, so like dick shaped popsicles for

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it. But it's likes toxicles,
No, that would sell that, and

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then like and then like for for
for women that like they like faces and

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ship but you know, like we
have our lashes and all that ship done.

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And it's like instead of goggles like
cockles, Like I got a whole

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list of like sexual ideas to come
up with what gogle shape. No,

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it's just like it's specifically made for
like you know, like blow jobs and

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stuff. Like you know, when
you want to get a facial, but

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you don't want to suck up like
your lashes and all of that. That's

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gonna be a little little cocos.
What do you decide to put these goggles

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the whole so they'll be like very
lightweight, like it's not like actual like

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okay, think about you know how
man, you go to the movies anywhere,

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like they give you like the three
D glasses. Remember how before we

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had the ones like in plastic frames. Remember how thin they were red one?

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Yeah, yeah, like that,
Like they'll be very lightweight and comfortable,

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and they'll be clear so you can
see everything and you can't really you

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know, tell like that it's on. But then when it's you know,

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you can get it all over there
and you don't have to protect it,

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keeps it up from going in your
eyes and getting dunking eyelashes. A gag

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shield gag. That's the whorld we
live in now. No, I was

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going with half Man, Half Miserable. Not yet. We haven't made it

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there. We're only we're only thirty
four minutes, and we got so much

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more content to go. Have you've
seen these videos listen, So I had

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to assemble like, oh, ship
tone wasn't in it, No, damn

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near. So see said as the
glasses where I like them? Yeah,

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because they're like I said, it's
not like a fool like a heavy frame.

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It's just it's a very light you
know. It's the big question.

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Stop you let people come on your
face. We didn't need to know it

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like, kept it yourself. I
mean, it's still the same thing if

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somebody's working. Yeah, So that
just can't work for I didn't want to

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know. It can work for men
and women. That's what we're trying to

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say. I don't want to us
letting dudes. Come on? Did you

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be universal? I still got that
picture you use this promo when you can't

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mean nothing? Rain Oh, you
definitely played the victim. Like you didn't

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volunteer for that picture. I don't
think he did. He was smiling and

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then he let me retake it.
Okay, that's true. He did.

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He did try to play the victim
swing the background nobody. Wait, is

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that about that picture? What about
that picture? What? Oh m hmm.

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When you sung nobody, I thought
you was talking about him because he

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didn't have nobody. You know what. That's a nasty call back. No,

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I just I thought that's what you
meant. Wow, I was talking

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about what you sing and keep sweating
the back and I just was in the

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ring. Nobody, nobody. Yeah, so I thought that he was talking

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about the guy, but nobody.
That was just on the first we got

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our first Jesus Davantae christis my bad, my bad? Say oh boy,

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right, that was on me.
That was on the very first time.

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I can't even sorry, Yes you
can. You're just trying to be uncool

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right now. I don't know,
no, because I was, you know,

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very naughty, naughty, good naught
time. So yesterday, yes,

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yesterday today, Yeah there free wherever
that I mean? Yeah, if I

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worked wherever you want, I saw
your person everything free me Yesterday's price yesterday's

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price. It was Amazonian yesterday.
Man, No, whatever Braw you chose

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00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:21.079
that day quit. I understood told
you. Bri said one. I prefer

405
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.320
women. Niggas just easier. Oh
don't snap back to the comments now,

406
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:30.559
nigga, I mean we are easier. We never denied that. On top

407
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:42.119
of it, I mean, on
top of the little with the styles out,

408
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:58.639
I'm drawing yesterday's price. It's not
two days price. So I had

409
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:02.800
to like call like a uncle meeting, right because y'all know, I have

410
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.480
access to the girls' phones. Rie
is about to be nineteen. I still

411
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:15.039
have access to her phone. But
jelly Bean, my baby has been miserable,

412
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:21.400
y'all. Jelly Bean hasn't been to
school since October nineteenth. She has

413
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:25.199
been having really bad abdomino and back
pains. They can't figure out what's wrong.

414
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:34.800
She just had to have an ultrasound
the week before. They're saying,

415
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.960
like cis on ovary, but the
way she she was like, well,

416
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:40.320
it's a small and I'm like it
can't be that, Like not what all

417
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:44.519
the pain that she's having. It
has to be seven's going on. So

418
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.400
I'm gonna take her out to children's
and let them, do you know what

419
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:52.239
they do because like her primary and
all the specialists and stuff, I don't

420
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:55.440
feel like they're doing what they need
to do to figure it out. Because

421
00:38:55.559 --> 00:39:00.320
every time I read like her after
visit summary and shit, it's like,

422
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:02.159
you know, no back pain.
No, But I told y'all that she's

423
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:07.360
having a backpack, so roy y'all
constantly putting no back pain. So I'm

424
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:12.119
a, you know, she can't. Yeah, like she she can't really

425
00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:17.440
move like walking shit, like she's
fourteen. She is literally like she has

426
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:22.920
to have mon caane and like help
her assist her going like to the bathroom

427
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:28.039
and stuff. Like. It's just
it's a lot. So I reached out

428
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.199
to the social worker, let her
know everything that was going on, so

429
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:35.039
she you know, c seed all
her teachers. So she got her chromebook

430
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.880
to be able to do work you
know from home and everything until we can

431
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:45.880
figure it out. But I had
her phone and one of her you know

432
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:57.079
friends messages on the screen and this
is a boy. Now she's been friends

433
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:01.280
with him for a while and she
hadn't opened the messages yet, so I

434
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:04.760
didn't open him. I want to
wait until she opened and so I can

435
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.400
go in and investigate the entire thread
because I was like, I had to

436
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:10.960
send it to them. I was
like, look, does this sound like?

437
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.159
What the fuck? I think it
sounds because this little niggas talking about

438
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:20.320
because it's something I never had,
something I never seen. You're something different,

439
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:25.000
and I want to know how it's
like to have it. Oh my,

440
00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:35.840
you didn't read you didn't read the
screenshot. I'm saying, somebody wrote

441
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:45.159
that, right, that's that's like, use that one. So now he

442
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:57.000
is sixteen, so you know he's
definitely at So Red comes home from work

443
00:40:57.400 --> 00:40:59.800
and I go, you know,
in the room, and I'm like,

444
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.719
who is You know he's a miner, so we're not gonna put him out

445
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:07.679
here. I'm like who is?
She's like that's her friend. I was

446
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:10.320
like you sure? She was like
yeah, why? And I was like,

447
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.440
shelter, this is it because Ree
was sitting like she was laying on

448
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.280
her back in her bed, and
you know, kids be weird. So

449
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:22.360
she had her feet, I mean
her legs and her feet like up on

450
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.199
the wall, like laying in a
little L shape. So the wall is

451
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.679
here, legs and feet here by
the here. That is so comfortable when

452
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:31.679
I tell you how, because how
did you? How can your legs even

453
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:37.000
touch the wall with all that it
works? Trust me, I can't picture

454
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:45.079
it when I when I tell you, when I tell you that Nigga re

455
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:47.840
sat up, you would have thought
Ree was her. Fucking mama was like

456
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:50.960
wait a minute. I was like, no, nigga, she didn't read

457
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:53.840
it. Tell her I need to
use her phone. So I use her

458
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:58.559
flash like because my phone did.
Rephone is always dead. So it was

459
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:01.239
believable. But she going, maya, I need your phone, need to

460
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:06.039
flash like my phone. Dad,
Okay, give them to her. So

461
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:09.840
this time the message has been opened
in here scro I'm not letting it suck,

462
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:21.079
okay. So you know, he
goes get a phone back, ship

463
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:22.960
shoulder bumped me on the way.
You know that's the you know it's meeting

464
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:36.400
in my bedroom. Prep so we
go. So now I'm sitting here,

465
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:39.239
you know, in my mind practicing
like all right, is we going MK

466
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:46.320
combos street fighter comp like killer and
saying what are we doing here? So

467
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:55.119
I bet you do? He on
vacation, So he had been here because

468
00:42:55.159 --> 00:43:02.199
I said I need some coochie though, right, no, but so she

469
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:09.360
informs me because he's a fucking cyber
Patch kid. She's first he soured any

470
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:15.960
sweet like shit, so she feels
me in and she's like, all right,

471
00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:22.719
I love Maya. She is just
so Maya is very like just you

472
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:27.960
know, she's still so innocent and
child like and really awkward and just you

473
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:32.119
know, she's the weird kid.
So apparently he fell asleep on the phone

474
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:37.039
with her, and you know,
he's, you know, sorry, He's

475
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:37.719
like, dad, I fall asleep. She's like, yeah you did.

476
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:40.159
He was like, uh oh,
you know, sorry about that. I

477
00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:42.880
was tired from work. She was
like it's hard, you know, he

478
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:45.400
was tired, sleep, fell asleep, no harm, no foule. So

479
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:50.119
he's like, yeah, well you
just you're gonna have to get used to

480
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:52.320
that. And she was like why
would I have to get used to that?

481
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:55.320
Like he's like, well, we
gonna be on the phone now,

482
00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:59.480
you know all the time and blah
blah blah and you know, like you

483
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:04.400
gonna be my and all this kind
of stuff. And she was like like

484
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:08.599
no, no. She's like,
well, you know you so I guess

485
00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:12.000
this part like the whole you know, something I never had, someone I

486
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.760
never seen is telling them like how
she's such a good listener and stuff and

487
00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:19.280
how attractive that is. She was
like, you're attracted to the weirdest things.

488
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:22.679
Like she's just like the stuff is
going on, right, you know

489
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.360
what I mean? But basically telling
her like she's gonna be his girlfriend and

490
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:36.880
she and she was like, dude
shooting and shots and she like, nah,

491
00:44:36.880 --> 00:44:42.760
I'm good, she's she's stiff on
it, and I'm like here and

492
00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:45.480
and here's the thing. Ninety nine
percent of me was like, I don't

493
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:49.960
have anything to worry about because it's
jelly Bean Jelly. If niggas is kissing

494
00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:52.199
too long on TV, she feels
awkward. Sh she you know, she

495
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:58.800
her and rear night and day.
But that one percent is like she is

496
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:02.440
in high school now, y'all see
how she know her little homecoming ship,

497
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:07.440
how she wants to wear her hair
and her little dress like she's a young

498
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:15.800
woman now. And it's like,
you know, like that because because she's

499
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:20.079
girly, Like she's really girly.
You're still girly. But I don't like

500
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:29.039
nasir jelly. I don't want to
deal with boys because she knows how our

501
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:38.639
uncles are. No, don't put
that except we a horrible representation of the

502
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:45.920
male species. Clap that up.
I will clap it up. I'm staring

503
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:50.840
to push the button because look out, he just grabbed it. Clap it

504
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:57.800
up. Well, you have a
weed add ship monte. Hey look,

505
00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:05.920
Bri said, I can see her
face and dying exactly because you jelly cook.

506
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:16.360
Yeah, but really absolutely, really, especially so especially Town. It

507
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:31.960
was just on the screen. Yeah, full get the lion friends, he's

508
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:40.679
the prince. I'm just as the
male representation in her life. Yes,

509
00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:47.559
my ma, especially Town, we
ain't been good examples. Okay, so

510
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:51.679
she don't want that. I'm cool
with that. That means she gets to

511
00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:55.480
stay sweet, innocent jelly bean just
a little bit longer. And you know

512
00:46:55.559 --> 00:47:00.440
the crazy part, like when people
see me post things like about guys,

513
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:06.800
it's hardly my exis. It's usually
my brothers and the other men that I

514
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:10.440
know who I haven't dated, seeing
the type of ship that they've done or

515
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:15.480
that they like, that's the ship
that be Like hmm, no, I'm

516
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:20.519
good. So when people are always
messing with me like man, you a

517
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:25.400
nigga, it's like you don't know
what I've had to grow up around what

518
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:35.760
I've seen. We've talked about off
airs, a terrible we ain't. We're

519
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:38.360
not the worst, We're just not
the best. Examples. I heard stories

520
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:42.719
just today and I was like,
he did what, Yeah, niggas is

521
00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:45.639
wild out here, and then saw
you again and did what? Like like

522
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:51.199
you the first time wasn't bad,
But that's because you've never had off air

523
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:57.079
conversations with Mall. So I can
understand why you feel that way. Now

524
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.559
you have off air conversations with Mall, you like nigga? How are you

525
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:09.880
not in hell already? That?
Mm hmm, this is the one.

526
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:15.159
I was sitting in your seat when
he came here. Oh mister off camera,

527
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:30.400
Yeah, that nigga is a fucking
mister, show your face. He

528
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:39.239
did that one type of here too. They turned the camera be low talking

529
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:44.280
about so far we have talked about
me not wanting to live my life as

530
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:52.119
a bonus wing, giving Meg props
for Cobra, and some little nigga trying

531
00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:57.159
to push up on my jelly bean
who is stiff on him. So I

532
00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:02.599
love it. Oh and YouTube tutorial. Yes, YouTube is fucking amazing,

533
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:07.519
man. Maybe that's what I need
to do. I need to I need

534
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.800
to come up with my own version
of YouTube. Oh, going back to

535
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:16.320
YouTube really quick, make sure y'all
follow the Lacibius Vibes YouTube page. That

536
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:23.039
is where product videos go. I
am posting videos there to give you an

537
00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:27.159
idea of not only the inventory that
I will carry, but then you can

538
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:30.639
actually watch how it works. And
we actually have a video for you guys

539
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:35.039
right now while you were tuned in, we are going to Now this is

540
00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:40.840
not my video. I did not
record this, but I did not record

541
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.280
this, So this this is not
a La Sibius Vibes video, but this

542
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:52.880
is a demonstration of the toy Munch, which is available on www. Dot

543
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:58.239
lacis vibes dot com. Tell me
this is what men got to compete with.

544
00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:05.920
This thing is sucking on a coachie
and thrusting at the same time.

545
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:08.519
Don't cut off it, don't lie
it, don't say it's gonna do something,

546
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:12.880
and don't do it. Uh,
you ain't got to put it on

547
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:15.920
child support. You ain't have to
worry about it burning you real good.

548
00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:21.960
If I had a coachie, I
have he won. I'm just gonna go

549
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.280
ahead and tell you, but fella's
wig got a chest and hell competing with

550
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:32.960
this. Wow. So that is
available. It is sixty dollars and you

551
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:40.400
can purchase it on l Sibius vibes
dot com. Right, that was like

552
00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:44.360
any other time, I'd be like, just add the spice up. No

553
00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:49.119
that you you just down ahead,
keep playing two K my guy, because

554
00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:52.000
you don't need you know, as
much as women will enjoy that the skin

555
00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:57.639
and skin contact with a niggas always
need it at one point, well get

556
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:00.800
a soap. I'm just saying,
like was he's telling partial truth. So

557
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:02.920
eventually they were like, all right, this is cool and all, but

558
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:07.920
so here here's the thing. Right, the niggas will never win as long

559
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.400
as that exists, is what we're
saying. Yeah, that that is for

560
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:19.119
that is for post nut clarity.
Okay, So when you have a nigga

561
00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:29.360
and damn she wild one time,
that is a wild question. The show

562
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:45.239
I can see her was a poplar. I love eeted that from liked relaxed.

563
00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:58.519
That's a throwback. No, but
I want to archives no with women

564
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:01.880
like there are so many any women
who down talk women that are comfortable with

565
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:07.920
masturbation and sex toys, and they're
like y'all just sitting there just looking stupid

566
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:13.000
and playing with yourself. And it's
like right, Samn, Miss the nasty

567
00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:21.360
whole brand is herd in toys just
by herself. What you went too far

568
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:30.360
down the rabbit hole because I never
we don't believe you. You freaking It's

569
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:37.719
cool, fas with you, It's
cool. It's important to naked hustle with

570
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:42.360
anybody else but her. I might
agree with you, but I don't want

571
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:50.440
to hear that whole doing anything.
No oh, nothing about that. No

572
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:53.920
no Lelo said. I feel like
folks judge these roses and rabbits real hard,

573
00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:59.760
but nobody says anything about the fleshlights
and dummy dolls. So because niggas

574
00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:07.760
is not don't talk about sodge.
So the dummy downs for like college party.

575
00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:12.400
Here's the thing, see the inflatable
ones. See I judge because it's

576
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:15.199
like, bro, how are you
you just sucking the balloon at this point?

577
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.800
But if it's like the one like
because even you said you would buy

578
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:25.440
that one, nigga, that's don't
go get you gonna dummy, get a

579
00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:31.559
real dummy. It depends on the
model like the one that I showed,

580
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:35.559
because it got all the bells and
whistles and it's milky and ship you know

581
00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:45.280
what I'm saying like that one six, no, one hundred, right,

582
00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:52.440
that's just that's the whole day.
And it saves you, doctor Kopez,

583
00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:58.519
because you know it's not burning you, is saving you insurance premiums because you're

584
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:02.559
not repairing windows and tie, it's
saving you on child support. It's saving

585
00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:07.760
you two hundred dollars dates that niggas
be complaining about. So it's really an

586
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:15.000
investment. You actually had most of
the niggas that child support. Hi,

587
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:16.760
cord I was like, let me
tag cord I said, I don't see

588
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:22.800
her in the comments no more.
But now I feel like a lot of

589
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:30.880
women are afraid of getting a real
orgas, right, And the reason I

590
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:38.199
say that is because they've never had
one. So when you see all of

591
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:44.840
these women talking about like how good
these toys make them feel, in the

592
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.119
back of your mind, you're like, all right, I'm intrigued, but

593
00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:51.519
I really don't want to go there, because if I get to a point

594
00:54:51.719 --> 00:54:54.840
where I use this sex toy and
then I feel like I don't need him

595
00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:59.639
anymore, then you're gonna be salty
because you're like, damn, so I'll

596
00:54:59.679 --> 00:55:02.800
spend all of this time putting up
with this nigga feeling like he was the

597
00:55:02.840 --> 00:55:07.400
best thing that was that was smoking
some sliced bread to come to find out

598
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:12.039
that I ain't never d a feeling
like this, So now you gotta let

599
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:15.760
go of the motherfucker that you've been
putting up with for nothing. Fuck niggas

600
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:19.760
lose to toys, And that's and
that's what I'm saying, Like, I

601
00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:22.840
think a lot of bitches are just
scared of that post nut clarity. Like

602
00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:28.880
once they use a rolls or munch
or anything else and they really really like,

603
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.599
get that nut off. It's like
twice as nice and they and their

604
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:36.519
phone is going there like and rolling
over and going to sleep yigg That got

605
00:55:36.559 --> 00:55:39.159
the nut out already, and a
good one. Most niggas, if you

606
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:44.519
were just rubbing out, you probably
wouldn't call half the bitches you call because

607
00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:50.360
a lot of women of course said
not me, take me to the exerci

608
00:55:50.760 --> 00:56:00.800
hell. But no, like a
lot of women, I don't think they

609
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:06.440
really understand how important it is to
learn and know their own bodies. They

610
00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:14.440
are trusting somebody else to know everything
else about their body. So the fact

611
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:16.400
too, that just because of how
systems and stuff are in place when it

612
00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:20.159
comes to women, we're not supposed
to technically know about our bodies, that

613
00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:22.239
men are always trying to govern our
bodies and things like that too. So

614
00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:27.079
in order for you to really know
what you really want, explore the fact

615
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:31.199
that you are relying on somebody who
doesn't even have what you have down there

616
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:37.440
to tell you what feels good for
you. It's wild as fuck, and

617
00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:45.320
then let's not. But then you
also have a lot of women who are

618
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:53.719
they're not even they're having sex with
these men, and like Tommy said,

619
00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:59.559
is they're enjoying the skin to skin
and the intimacy and you know, like

620
00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:04.760
having another body there, but they
are not orgasm and enduring sex like it

621
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:07.760
feels good in a moment, but
they are not getting the climax that this

622
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:12.960
man is getting every single time they
fuck this nigga. He's getting his nut.

623
00:57:13.360 --> 00:57:16.280
She's not. So at the end
of it, it's like, well,

624
00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:20.280
it was nice during, you know, to feel him and everything,

625
00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:24.079
but it's like you unsatisfied. So
you know that once you use this toy

626
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:28.920
and you see what shit really feel
like, shit is gonna be different and

627
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:31.119
sex is gonna change with him,
because now you know how your body is

628
00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:35.239
supposed to feel and you don't want
that because you don't want to look at

629
00:57:35.320 --> 00:57:37.360
him different, because you still want
to keep this nigga around y'all scared to

630
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:45.199
feel like a Maxwell song? Does
not a Maxwell song sound like the way

631
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:50.199
you should feel after you bust a
great nut? I mean, take me

632
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:58.360
to the exorcism? Did you set
it up to zoom or now? Oh?

633
00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:01.039
I was gonna wait too. Can
you imagine women playing with that rolls?

634
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:06.280
Well, listening to seals kiss from
Rose? No, that nigga mine,

635
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:10.280
that nigga face would be in my
head as a chick. I'm sorry,

636
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:14.039
Hey, that shit makes me want
to like do a video and just

637
00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:17.360
like edit things together like the slow
motion and shit like black and white and

638
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:24.800
then ain't nothing color but the rolls
and shit. Cinematic porn commercial twenty year

639
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:30.440
old twenty year old and thirty year
old Temmy having sex. Probably that sounds

640
00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:36.039
required required a nigga like a chick
that actually have a roll that I wasn't.

641
00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:38.639
I don't know if I don't know
if I cared year old Tommy was

642
00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:43.280
just out here getting his in the
back. Is so funny that one,

643
00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:45.719
I don't. I don't know if
it mattered to me. I don't know

644
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:47.960
if I'm not even mad her.
I don't know. I don't know if

645
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:51.960
I knew enough to actually make it
happen back you know, when I was

646
00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:57.199
younger. So y'all young women with
young niggas. I'm sorry. See this,

647
00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:00.519
this is how everybody thinks. Android
cameras. Look because I zoomed being

648
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:07.559
too tight andreid camra have you will
see the damn skew number on that bitch.

649
00:59:08.519 --> 00:59:14.199
Yeah, so that's actually the furthest
I can zoom too. Well,

650
00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:22.320
that's because I'm doing a digital zoom, not an optical zoom. Chistom rose

651
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:30.000
is way to raumatics can't be romantic. I mean, I don't know how

652
00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:31.519
he gets his own side of the
bed from what I hear. So I

653
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:36.159
gets hower, my pleasure, my
pain, baby, my power, my

654
00:59:36.320 --> 00:59:51.239
pleasure, my pain kiss or uh
as yet last night? That's not powerful

655
00:59:51.320 --> 01:00:00.559
moment. That's so this is the
my pod. Okay, the this is

656
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:05.519
a bullet vibrator. Now, that's
a big ass bullet fan. That's a

657
01:00:05.559 --> 01:00:15.960
fifty cow. This is a bullet
vibrator. Now it looks like it's,

658
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:22.519
you know, just a simple little
but it is so so powerful. I

659
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:25.639
was creeping up on people at the
pop up shot and sticking and putting it

660
01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:32.840
on their neck. This is a
demo, so it ain't been nothing specifically

661
01:00:32.840 --> 01:00:37.000
for me to be able to show
off to people. But it comes with

662
01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:45.360
a right. If y'all see how
my cheeks are going, that's because I

663
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:47.079
put a Serena body butter on my
face because I was a little dry.

664
01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:51.599
Bruh. I'm glad you you finished
that whole sentence because I thought you say

665
01:00:51.679 --> 01:01:00.000
you no. So the cool thing
about the my pot is is it actually

666
01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:07.559
comes with this rechargeable case, so
it charges and sanitizes with UV sanitary.

667
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:12.320
So you just got your You just
catch your pot in the bottom of your

668
01:01:12.320 --> 01:01:16.719
purse when you're ready for a good
time. So so when you stick it

669
01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:21.840
in here, you see that little
blue light. Yeah, so it's charging

670
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:28.679
and cleaning. So in about twenty
minutes gets you kind of quiet. Well,

671
01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:30.400
it's because it's not on, so
it doesn't make any noise at all

672
01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:35.000
charging or anything. You think cleaning, I think you know you hear the

673
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:44.159
motors and everything going through the motion. Nope, but hayble, but you

674
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:45.599
can hear this. It's not even
on the table. And this is just

675
01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:52.920
the first setting you're trying to make
a motherfucker. This is the first setting.

676
01:01:57.119 --> 01:02:07.480
I'm scared of that. So first
second, wow, Second, hold

677
01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:21.239
it, oh my chair, tell
you need a birthday gat if somebody mm

678
01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:30.760
hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hm. Three this is three mm hmmm mm

679
01:02:30.800 --> 01:02:37.840
Hmmmmig you're gonna rub somebody clip off
with that one, look like it's gonna

680
01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:49.639
try to. So yeah, this
got some mh like it's really really really

681
01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:55.559
and it's real sleep like that's sleep. Yes, I'm just like when I

682
01:02:55.559 --> 01:02:59.480
look at y'all toys that I'll be
seeing a little tiny ones that look like

683
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:04.199
in them's the ship. So yeah, but it is very very very strong.

684
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:07.079
Look you know, I would have
to hold both in my hand.

685
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.360
But to me, I feel like
this one probably is more powerful than the

686
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:15.559
four twenty, but I would have
to hold them in my hand. So

687
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:28.159
I have four twenty vibes. They
are all we thing. So but yeah,

688
01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:31.599
so it is waterproof, I hope. So, because it's gonna be

689
01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:35.639
a flood, read out loud time
you're gonna keep I was waiting for you.

690
01:03:35.960 --> 01:03:37.920
I was waiting for y'all to stop
talking and I can read it and

691
01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:40.199
everybody talking at the same time Street
the bomb and I put the butter on

692
01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:47.280
my dogs and they just think that
it's why are y'all putting them on the

693
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:54.119
dogs? Everyone? But why are
we putting them on the dogs? Making

694
01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:59.639
sure everything is nice and once?
Yeah, but it is waterproof. You

695
01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:04.519
have magnetive charges. There are seven
different functions on it, so you can

696
01:04:04.559 --> 01:04:15.000
go through seven different vibration modes.
Come on, feel and then if you

697
01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:24.280
were ever if you want to take
it with you, that's commercial for that.

698
01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:30.079
You've got to use good vibration in
the background reacted so it happened,

699
01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:34.079
so it has it also has it
has a travel lock feature on it,

700
01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:38.199
so say you want to, you
know, like drop it in a little

701
01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:41.400
to go back and take it with
you and you don't want to be sitting

702
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:43.920
at dinner and then all of a
sudden you purse start, you know,

703
01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:47.079
shaking across the table. So you
have to hold it for three seconds in

704
01:04:47.199 --> 01:04:50.119
order for it to turn on,
so it doesn't just you know, clicking

705
01:04:50.199 --> 01:04:58.760
on this. Yeah, so whenever
you're ready to clean it, you just

706
01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:01.679
drop it in and universe of ship. You know, you got Dutch French.

707
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:06.199
Now, of course you still want
to you know, U wipe off

708
01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:12.880
any actual you know, juices,
but then the UV sanitize and actually you

709
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:15.159
know, kills any additional germs that
are on it. So you can get

710
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:26.199
this for ninety bucks. On the
Cities Vibes Dot Pleasure with Technology its core

711
01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:34.960
would get the question we just said. It was called the pot. Does

712
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:41.159
it not vibes to music? No, if you want a vibrator that vibes

713
01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:45.199
to music, then you will have
to get these Satisfied Little Secret YEP.

714
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:50.599
That one is the Penny Vibe and
it comes with the set. Well,

715
01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:57.519
you'll have to download the satisfire At
YEP. With the Satisfier Little Secret,

716
01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:01.840
you are able to actually turn your
favorite songs into vibration patterns, so you

717
01:06:01.880 --> 01:06:08.559
can customize your own vibration patterns if
you don't like the vibrations that are already

718
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:15.800
set. Getting off to Billy Ocean
Vibrations, wild Court said, I got

719
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:23.559
one that's dope within twenty minutes to
instructions and everything, fully charged, wireless

720
01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:30.519
case with charge completely drained. The
size are two times it's waterproof, I

721
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:35.000
hope. So we discussed all this
five minutes ago. Him Tommy being in

722
01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:45.760
his new phone like, oh man, yeah, the now you can also

723
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:49.440
get you can also get the Sexy
Secret. I have both the Sexy Secret

724
01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:54.840
and the Little Secret. The difference
is the Little Secret also comes with the

725
01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:59.440
remote. With the Sexy Secret,
you would just control it with the app.

726
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:02.000
With the Little Secret, it also
comes with the remote for those areas

727
01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:04.920
where y'all in where maybe you can't
be on your phone, so just say

728
01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:08.480
y'all on the date. Now that
the movies, well, obviously you can't,

729
01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:11.800
you know, have your phone screen
out while you're watching the movie.

730
01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:15.559
So at this point, this is
when you getting on the Little Download.

731
01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:20.559
Don't be that nigger, turn the
display down. I'll be on Wikipedia while

732
01:07:20.559 --> 01:07:27.880
watching Marvel movies, you know being
don't be like tone, don't be on

733
01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:31.000
your phone while you're in the fucking
movie theaters. So at this point this

734
01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:36.119
is where you want to use the
remote instead of the apps. A question,

735
01:07:36.159 --> 01:07:40.760
Look, I got the Sexy Secret. Maybe do you have a different

736
01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:45.519
size of butt plug, any vibrating
ones? So I do have different sizes

737
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:53.480
of butt plugs. I actually have
training kits where it'll have multiple sizes in

738
01:07:53.599 --> 01:07:57.159
the same kit. So you will
start with the smaller one. Once you're

739
01:07:57.239 --> 01:07:59.480
used to that one, then you
can move up. Besides, once you're

740
01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:01.320
used to that one, then you
can move up to the final size.

741
01:08:01.719 --> 01:08:05.320
Then. I also have the light
up butt plugs and for those those come

742
01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:09.280
in small, medium, or large, so you can just buy the size

743
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:17.920
that you want. I have the
light up tail butt plugs. I also

744
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:23.039
have vibrating butt plugs. So yeah, whatever you need, I can drop

745
01:08:23.079 --> 01:08:26.399
the Actually, let me drop the
link. Somebody was on my timeline today

746
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.399
had a bad experience while trying to
train their butt plug, and we all

747
01:08:29.479 --> 01:08:32.000
feel like, you just have the
wrong size. Yeah, that could that

748
01:08:32.039 --> 01:08:36.239
could be it. You can definitely
have the wrong size, like if it's

749
01:08:36.600 --> 01:08:41.479
too you know, if you're used
to antal and using bigger plugs and go

750
01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:59.479
smaller then you know, an envelops
car not even by each other. Yeah,

751
01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:02.720
but if you go to the you
go to the website, I have

752
01:09:02.880 --> 01:09:08.520
the Frederick's of Hollywood vibrating butt plug
on there. That one is thirty bucks.

753
01:09:08.840 --> 01:09:13.279
It has it. It has a
tapered tip, so the the top

754
01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:16.439
of it is slim to you know, help with insertion, and then it

755
01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:21.640
whitens like towards the bottom then it
has like a little stopper so that it

756
01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:29.760
can't get stuck. It's you know, we've seen things that have happened the

757
01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:39.760
wild are not cute. Prolapsed booties
are not cute. One looks like it's

758
01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:47.199
like a little mohill. I've seen
one of those recently. I worry about

759
01:09:47.239 --> 01:09:51.319
it. I can't need a new
case. The buttons on the side of

760
01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:59.199
when I see that, Yeah,
that's my own personal feeling stuff. It's

761
01:09:59.199 --> 01:10:03.039
a boudeo the booty hole and it
don't look like a booty hole anymore.

762
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:12.039
Look a booty mountain. Look at
the I posted in the comments and and

763
01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:17.399
tag gasma so you can have to
link. That'll take you director. There

764
01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:21.359
you go, do it right?
There you go there, you keep right,

765
01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:30.720
keep it tight. Yeah, prolapse
ass is kind of Oh I forgot.

766
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:36.079
We still zoomed in on YouTube them
like they don't care about me one

767
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:46.640
anyway, My little Rosie Jesus got
the door behind my little glow. No.

768
01:10:46.880 --> 01:10:55.199
But while we were still on the
topic of sex stories, I promised

769
01:10:55.199 --> 01:10:59.920
this to be my last one.
Yes it will. Can we play because

770
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:03.439
we did have a comment that you
know, guys aren't getting judged for like

771
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:10.039
you know, pocket pussies and stuff
like that. This one is crazy.

772
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:24.000
This is incredible. Have an absolute
dump truck on our hands. Unbelievable.

773
01:11:25.039 --> 01:11:30.880
Look at got oh good god,
unbelievable with the spandex. So today we

774
01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:42.199
have the super rare, ultra hard
to find. This is incredible. Stuck

775
01:11:42.239 --> 01:11:46.319
step mom with the stretch armstrong action, all of it. I mean,

776
01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:50.399
these are super cool. You can
tie these to your shower curtain rod and

777
01:11:50.439 --> 01:12:00.640
go to town whatever to the town. Is crazy. One of my friends

778
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:04.279
told me the girl's entire asshole fell
out and had to put it back in.

779
01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:13.680
Hey, I told I told y'all
that when they gave me that that

780
01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:15.920
I thought they snatched my booty hole
out when they pulled that camera out,

781
01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:25.760
and I was like, you know, bro, who because first of all,

782
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.520
when you look at this, it
looked like someone took a baby bottle

783
01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:39.439
and stuck a stretched armstrong misincredible in
it put in there. Yeah, oh,

784
01:12:39.479 --> 01:12:45.159
they're trying to make whoopy all right, nasty asses. This is some

785
01:12:45.279 --> 01:13:00.199
red necks ship right here, go
to towns like yeah, super random on

786
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:09.840
That's how I know somebody just randomly
made this Pixar and not improved. It

787
01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:16.119
is brout border panties in the side. That's wild. This is not a

788
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:30.760
Pixar prooved toy fail. There you
go. You know how animated porn goes.

789
01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:42.119
It's a money maker. Didn't watch
that hits so hard? It really

790
01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:47.239
is COVID Like who sat there and
was like, yo to my program.

791
01:13:47.239 --> 01:13:57.319
That's the one that's it's like it's
a old It's like it's an old to

792
01:13:57.399 --> 01:14:00.279
the old seventies porn music. But
what a little bit of hip hop?

793
01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:04.720
Hey, But you cannot watch a
single video on that site without it.

794
01:14:05.319 --> 01:14:20.359
They have to start with smash Hey. So for the first time today,

795
01:14:20.399 --> 01:14:27.399
like is re ordered off of what's
it called Emmy's African food place. Emmy,

796
01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.600
but she ordered that and she had
like food for and whatever, and

797
01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:41.960
she was like and she was good. Though for me it was just like

798
01:14:42.039 --> 01:14:47.319
it was a fucking ball of unseasoned
mass tatos and pot rolls. I think

799
01:14:47.319 --> 01:14:55.960
it was dope meat, but you're
out here getting goldd But I mean it

800
01:14:56.000 --> 01:14:58.079
was it was good, you know, because he use a little salt.

801
01:14:58.119 --> 01:15:00.560
But other than that, I was
cool. She lent me taste something.

802
01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:05.960
But all of a sudden, like
I'm sitting here scrolling on my phone watching

803
01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:14.279
reels and ship and I hear some
muchy like she's over here smacking. She

804
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:15.159
was like this how they do it
on a video. I was like,

805
01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:20.399
bro, that sounds so stop.
So she like, you know, like

806
01:15:21.560 --> 01:15:27.479
with was smack. I was like, it's nasty work. Can you quit

807
01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:31.520
it? Why am I getting in
boxes about Srita? Why am I getting

808
01:15:31.880 --> 01:15:39.279
about because you her best. You
gotta go in the best of to see

809
01:15:39.319 --> 01:15:44.520
if it was cools like nigga,
Hi everyone, I think I'm the only

810
01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:47.119
one that hadn't seen it. The
last side this nigga inboxing was January sixteenth.

811
01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:57.600
Came out the woodwork. Nigga,
Hey yo, that's doing that's wild.

812
01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:03.039
Dam I'm the only one. I
ain't look at the story. I

813
01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:08.600
ain't see I saw the picture from
one, but it's my brother did in

814
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:13.439
real life. I mean another like
two hundred and something she was doing.

815
01:16:13.600 --> 01:16:15.319
She knew she was doing too,
because she left the comments on like you'd

816
01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:20.680
be thirsty, we go see it. That's bed whoa. I woke up

817
01:16:21.560 --> 01:16:25.800
and that's the first thing that popped
up with my phone opened up. That

818
01:16:27.239 --> 01:16:42.680
damn, that's what you need to
do next five minutes just reading Serena comments,

819
01:16:33.239 --> 01:16:45.359
Ready, that's the best way to
describe it. So I have a

820
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:54.720
question for the fellas. Of course, what y'all a massage parlor? Boy

821
01:16:54.760 --> 01:17:02.279
was at the happy ended? It's
not tricky, legitimate question. It is

822
01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:05.520
you need to experience life, bro, That's really what it seems like it's

823
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:13.159
boiled down to. But the answer
is yes. I feel like you was

824
01:17:13.199 --> 01:17:19.119
having beating the merb neuts over there
anyway. Hey, hey, hey,

825
01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:26.680
hey, business, I'm telling you
tone got a love you long time.

826
01:17:27.000 --> 01:17:31.720
Tone got a half breath over there
working in the rice patties, mother business.

827
01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:41.079
I just want to Japanese and hey
the whole that sample from me,

828
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:47.640
so hard kids and Japanese, not
me, so money. You love you

829
01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:55.359
all the time. You let the
activation do it right? You hurts me?

830
01:17:55.680 --> 01:18:02.680
Hurts me? Probably a regular too. You don't want the special.

831
01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:12.680
Wasn't the regular, wasn't a regular, but I didn't know the menu.

832
01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:18.920
So we want usual. Breat You
gotta relax. You want oil or Walter,

833
01:18:20.680 --> 01:18:32.800
happy feelings, the happy endings and
happy end things everywhere mine. You're

834
01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:40.319
not going for a happy ending?
What if somebody I gotta go to jail

835
01:18:41.319 --> 01:18:45.920
because I because I was. You'll
be worried about the wrong thing at the

836
01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:50.079
wrong time, my bro I don't
want to get caught up in a sting

837
01:18:53.319 --> 01:18:57.319
nine undred and ten. They paid
them off to stay away. I also

838
01:18:57.439 --> 01:19:01.079
don't want to be stuck in the
room with a nickname wortercot just come from.

839
01:19:03.279 --> 01:19:05.680
I think you should be able to
tell with that, because that was

840
01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:10.880
a big motherfucker. Now, little
Sue Lynne, her hands is kind of

841
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:15.479
tiny. I think you should be
all right. But no, Kim,

842
01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:24.880
but that's probably her name. Can
play that video that says touch, Touch

843
01:19:24.960 --> 01:19:29.520
please. Tone is the one that
named it that. By the way,

844
01:19:29.960 --> 01:19:33.920
this lady tried to touch on me
at a massage place and then refuse to

845
01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:39.159
get my money back. She's going
to jail. She tried to buy my

846
01:19:39.279 --> 01:19:46.760
genitals. She's going to jail.
And they wonder why Christians having a hard

847
01:19:46.760 --> 01:19:55.920
time make it to Heaven. I
stand for Jesus. The funniest part about

848
01:19:55.920 --> 01:20:00.199
that video is she tried to touch
my genitals. I replayed that ship so

849
01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:04.600
many times. This lady tried to
touch on me at a massage place and

850
01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:10.000
then refuse to get my money back. She's going to jail. She tried

851
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:16.479
to buy my genitals. She's going
to jail an Asian parlor, and they

852
01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:20.760
wondered why Christians having a hard time
make it to heaven. I stand for

853
01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:28.039
Jesus. The stereotype is if you
go to an Asian massage parlor, there's

854
01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:32.159
probably gonna be a happy ending.
Yeah, they was on his ass in

855
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:38.800
the comments. They said that Nigga
knew he was right. That's why he

856
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:45.359
phone that Nigga trying to be funny. That's what it is. It's for

857
01:20:45.479 --> 01:21:00.560
Jesus, about christ Just like,
Bro, what the fuck? That's not

858
01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:06.039
how we treat sex workers. Bro, I believe you ran one or two

859
01:21:06.119 --> 01:21:15.840
over confirm horrible human being video.
That's the day. Why how these niggas

860
01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:24.079
driving out here tell them that that
is fucking hookers need to be protected to

861
01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:31.119
they have rights? LA definitely,
ladies, Look a gentleman is selling ass

862
01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:39.079
at night. He's a horrible human
beings. I better not see no dude

863
01:21:39.199 --> 01:21:45.920
up in the hotel room, nigga
walking up. No let me let me

864
01:21:47.159 --> 01:21:50.720
community, they really do. That's
about slictening women. Though, if you're

865
01:21:50.760 --> 01:21:54.600
on the streets slicted women, you're
gonna get all this products, you make

866
01:21:54.680 --> 01:22:00.319
his money. Tell me, I'm
just saying, just walking down the streets

867
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:02.520
listening to women, ain't getting pay
for it. I'm saying, I don't

868
01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:04.399
want to see it. You don't
have to see it. I don't want

869
01:22:04.399 --> 01:22:09.920
to see it. I think,
don't you know what? You're right?

870
01:22:10.399 --> 01:22:13.760
Because when I used to say,
right around the corner, there was a

871
01:22:13.880 --> 01:22:16.439
chick on the bus stop who was
solicited and she tried to throw it at

872
01:22:16.520 --> 01:22:20.840
me when I'm just looking down the
street and I ain't realize what was going

873
01:22:20.960 --> 01:22:26.119
on, realized that what was going
on in the trees and telling me it's

874
01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:28.399
like, oh yeah, that hooker
like he was trying to sell you as

875
01:22:29.039 --> 01:22:30.640
she was. I'm guess she would. She's waiting on the bus. No,

876
01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:36.880
she was waiting on you. No, no, man, no,

877
01:22:38.079 --> 01:22:43.119
ma'am. I would not take bus
stop ass. No, I don't even

878
01:22:43.159 --> 01:22:53.880
have don't even have a tin on
it. So on the streets, a

879
01:22:53.960 --> 01:23:03.920
real busy, it was quality.
You're gonna do it, do it right.

880
01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:25.000
So this is why I leave the
room. So apparently people are washing

881
01:23:25.079 --> 01:23:34.760
their jeans wrong. They washing them. They just not Washington the way you

882
01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:47.800
think that bus stop ass is fucking
outrageous. Y'are not tuning in for this

883
01:23:47.920 --> 01:23:51.720
ship. Okay, don't what tell
y'all to come here on a Sunday night.

884
01:23:53.079 --> 01:24:00.239
You choose to be here. Hey, I stand for Jesus. That's

885
01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:24.079
the biggest crock of ship. Jesus
touching on my gentle Jesus bro just because

886
01:24:24.199 --> 01:24:28.359
last week it was fucking Homa's only
fans and now it's bus stop ass like

887
01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:42.279
McNugget body or Dixar. I was
like nothing rough, Wow, A long

888
01:24:42.359 --> 01:24:48.880
time, long time. I think
of everything, experience. I lived his

889
01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:57.199
life, so you ain't got to
nigga got a daughter name too young?

890
01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:15.199
Wait what look exactly he's Japanese.
All the different circumstances I've ever had on

891
01:25:15.279 --> 01:25:18.199
the bus have come to mind,
like thinking of people who at the back

892
01:25:18.279 --> 01:25:27.920
door trying to get out for the
bus take stopped. The bus generation will

893
01:25:28.039 --> 01:25:35.640
understand that bust stop life because you
think, hey, not set up your

894
01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:44.279
excited, like the back door,
not open the stop when you had to

895
01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:47.920
when you had to get that connecting
bus stop across the street and you see

896
01:25:48.039 --> 01:25:53.560
it just got there. You get
go to the back door hoping that he's

897
01:25:53.560 --> 01:25:59.399
stopping time for you to jump out
right over there like one of the bus.

898
01:26:02.479 --> 01:26:08.039
Yeah, what you know, you
get on the bus for free now

899
01:26:08.159 --> 01:26:12.560
right, you say? Watch you
say if you lost your wallet and you

900
01:26:12.680 --> 01:26:15.960
gotta get to work, don't let
you in the bus for free now like

901
01:26:15.119 --> 01:26:24.239
now now they wanted all my money. Look, bro, every since I

902
01:26:24.359 --> 01:26:28.239
took the bus down in Mississippi,
I respect, I didn't know because when

903
01:26:28.279 --> 01:26:30.640
my nigga had to put money into
a little glass yard and he stuffed it

904
01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:34.039
down with a stick that he pulled
from from his chair, I'm like,

905
01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:38.199
you know what, I'm good.
And he used to go to the bus

906
01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:40.640
with a bunch of change, and
you know it's going to put in there

907
01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:45.720
slow and by the time you get
your next step, put a whole bunch

908
01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:49.920
of people in there. Take that
change to Doug standing up there. How

909
01:26:49.960 --> 01:26:55.760
old are they actually empty out the
bus stop machine? They don't take no

910
01:26:55.880 --> 01:27:00.079
cash. Now, I know they
don't know. But back then bus cops

911
01:27:00.680 --> 01:27:09.399
with bus cops, I discovered that
was in high school. You were also

912
01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:15.560
on the slinky bus too, though, so the slinky bus the extended bus

913
01:27:15.640 --> 01:27:18.880
when they had the extra and they
had the little thing in the middle be

914
01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:29.359
flyers, little slinky busses. I
got a the busses the back was gonna

915
01:27:29.359 --> 01:27:34.600
disconnect me to go back there.
It was in uh shunk sheet. They

916
01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:41.920
had to fight sing on a slinky
bus. He was you know what.

917
01:27:42.039 --> 01:27:47.520
Fights always broke out on that bus. There's always be So I see niggas

918
01:27:47.560 --> 01:27:58.039
beef and I'm going to the front
bricks to small a confined space to be

919
01:27:59.680 --> 01:28:05.840
where my niggas stilling meat on his
car. Wait what mhm is he selling

920
01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:12.880
dick or pork chops oxtails? Oh? I yeah, dog got busted And

921
01:28:13.119 --> 01:28:15.079
wherever they was, they got constables
and ships, so they ain't here.

922
01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:20.119
Dog in the backseat crying. When
I live in the Falls, there was

923
01:28:20.159 --> 01:28:25.520
a US US Meat trust. He's
door and cell sales, stakes and ship.

924
01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:30.319
Those are the best deals ever.
You just you can negotiate your omaha.

925
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:35.439
Now I was the US meat.
It was just US meat. It's

926
01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:44.680
dog was buying on the south side. Then we do for a new season

927
01:28:44.760 --> 01:28:47.720
the south side and they would come
through like sixty five dollars. I had

928
01:28:47.800 --> 01:28:55.760
meat for for days. It was
good because it really wasn't probably you know

929
01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:00.279
why I always not something It was
that it was probably just cut wrong.

930
01:29:00.479 --> 01:29:06.840
And now now that the highest grade
of the cut. I don't know how

931
01:29:06.960 --> 01:29:10.600
high the grade was. It was, it was it was decent. It

932
01:29:10.680 --> 01:29:13.880
was decent, sirvelong station ship.
You know, you weren't trying to get

933
01:29:13.960 --> 01:29:18.640
like ship like you have burgers and
like basic ship. And I remember putting

934
01:29:18.640 --> 01:29:23.359
the de freezer. We have,
we have meat for for like a season.

935
01:29:23.880 --> 01:29:29.479
The day the free full camera.
We didn't go that route. That

936
01:29:29.600 --> 01:29:31.159
was a whole different person. Like
you go and like go to a butcher

937
01:29:31.239 --> 01:29:41.359
and yeah, the family and they
buy a cow and just split up.

938
01:29:41.880 --> 01:29:49.960
That's a lot of meat, chuck, and your freezer is full. They

939
01:29:50.039 --> 01:29:53.319
think that ship through and you know, for like two hundred bucks, you

940
01:29:53.439 --> 01:30:00.560
good for good for a year.
It tastes like outside amy. That's what

941
01:30:00.680 --> 01:30:06.359
gave me is outside. It tastes
like it tastes like it came from outside.

942
01:30:06.800 --> 01:30:10.319
That's what I was telling me.
I'm like, if this really is

943
01:30:10.479 --> 01:30:14.039
goat meat, I'm like, it
don't taste like it tastes like pie roast.

944
01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:18.159
Yeah, yeah, you gotta make
sure and you gotta raise it,

945
01:30:18.479 --> 01:30:23.640
you know, raising it, like
the gamey taste comes from the fact that

946
01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:28.640
they motherfucking eating shipped from the damn
wild like a cow and that you if

947
01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:30.560
I heard if you're like soaking in
like vinegar and ship like that like it

948
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:35.720
take a lot. Yeah. My
brother used to have a cookout at his

949
01:30:35.800 --> 01:30:44.000
house and he had an old his
his he had it since it was a

950
01:30:44.119 --> 01:30:46.439
cold, old ass black man and
he we had like a chili. He

951
01:30:46.479 --> 01:30:49.159
had like a chili cookoff. He
was like, he has some chili.

952
01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:57.399
That had read me that chili cookoff
story re read on the air. Anyway,

953
01:30:57.439 --> 01:31:02.560
he had beef and like uh venice
and uh elk. It was beefing

954
01:31:02.640 --> 01:31:06.600
elk. That ship was good as
fun. That was the best I ever

955
01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:11.800
had in my life. I thought
it was I was ribbon and he was

956
01:31:11.800 --> 01:31:16.439
sitting there like like like laughing at
me like before. I was like,

957
01:31:17.319 --> 01:31:21.840
mother, it was bear bear and
elk bear el a, you're out here

958
01:31:21.880 --> 01:31:28.760
eating here eating cool and jod hey
this sense that it was cold. I

959
01:31:28.800 --> 01:31:32.479
would not doubt he killed the bear
with his hands. Springfield out here.

960
01:31:38.359 --> 01:31:42.079
Bears. Nigga didn't smuck down here
before he was. He was a hunting

961
01:31:42.159 --> 01:31:45.720
nigga, like we got bears.
That was a whole bearing tosa be.

962
01:31:47.239 --> 01:31:49.960
My brother, my brother was the
he was one more recently than that,

963
01:31:50.600 --> 01:31:55.159
my brother he was. He was
a conservation water back then. He was

964
01:31:55.199 --> 01:31:57.479
the nigga that you would see on
the paper getting the bear out the street,

965
01:31:57.520 --> 01:32:00.359
out of the tree. He was
only he's the only nigga conservation person.

966
01:32:00.720 --> 01:32:04.399
How you choose that life. He
was the first. He was the

967
01:32:04.439 --> 01:32:13.720
first black conserver conservation was trying his
investigating the books. Basically, yeah,

968
01:32:13.800 --> 01:32:16.479
the yellow hate. Yeah. He
was the park raider I called he calling

969
01:32:16.560 --> 01:32:18.680
that dog every time I want to
his house, no matter what happened that

970
01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:23.079
he was there. Dude, I
want your job. He was always there

971
01:32:25.680 --> 01:32:30.039
shoot my jeans. But he had
a boat, a boat in the house.

972
01:32:30.119 --> 01:32:31.199
He had a truck, pick up
truck. He got on the boat.

973
01:32:31.199 --> 01:32:34.319
He would he pulled people over on
the boat on the lake. Check

974
01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:39.279
your license, the gay man be
cooking right here. State your state,

975
01:32:39.319 --> 01:32:44.439
your state wide jurish. Just roll
you roll upon me with a boat and

976
01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:51.159
tell me I got to move my
picnic. Fuck you all right there,

977
01:32:51.199 --> 01:33:02.239
ticket nigga ticket. He rolled the
boat so the sea. The LEVI told

978
01:33:02.640 --> 01:33:11.000
people that yeah, that they are
mostly washing their jeans wrong and quote unquote

979
01:33:11.239 --> 01:33:14.520
with true denim heads. People that
really love their denim. Will tell you

980
01:33:15.399 --> 01:33:17.800
is that you never put your denim
in a washing machine. Instead, he

981
01:33:17.880 --> 01:33:21.119
said he was spot cleaning his jeans. If he, for example, dropped

982
01:33:21.159 --> 01:33:26.640
some curry on his jeans, still
too dirty for you? You can always

983
01:33:26.800 --> 01:33:31.960
try Bergs. Other tips? Tis
that showering with your jeans on. You

984
01:33:32.039 --> 01:33:40.479
know what, white people, if
they get really gross, I washed them

985
01:33:40.720 --> 01:33:47.199
in the shower. So apparently it
was the hacking made rounds on TikTok last

986
01:33:47.279 --> 01:33:53.000
year she shared a tip that she
learned from her grandmother, and she said,

987
01:33:53.079 --> 01:33:56.000
Dad, she bought a pair of
jeans that were too small for and

988
01:33:56.159 --> 01:34:00.880
rather than returning them or never wearing
them, she showered in them, had

989
01:34:00.960 --> 01:34:02.640
them drive warm around for a little
bit and let them air drop, and

990
01:34:02.720 --> 01:34:05.000
then when you put them on the
next morning, they fit. Bro,

991
01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:11.239
you got the receipt. Just what
I have found that you don't even need

992
01:34:11.319 --> 01:34:15.520
to receive it. Hold what what
does work is you wash them inside out

993
01:34:15.720 --> 01:34:20.119
yep, and you take them out
immediately after the wash, and you hang

994
01:34:20.199 --> 01:34:25.520
them hang them. Yeah, they
think they keep it going yep, because

995
01:34:25.520 --> 01:34:29.640
we never drive. They don't fade
jeans first time. Anyway to get the

996
01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:32.359
ss die off now, you're black
jeans. That's a different story. No,

997
01:34:32.479 --> 01:34:35.039
but I want my dark jeans crispy, so I might take it to

998
01:34:35.079 --> 01:34:41.000
the Dragan Levia staff. Is just
violent because another nigga from Levo the call

999
01:34:41.840 --> 01:34:45.039
said that he would wear a new
pair of jeans for a few days before

1000
01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:50.720
wearing them in the warm bad for
twenty minutes. They white, bro,

1001
01:34:51.840 --> 01:34:57.239
They white, are middle that just
wants to clean jeans. I don't wear

1002
01:34:57.319 --> 01:35:01.439
jeans enough. I don't wears.
I don't wear my frequently as they.

1003
01:35:01.520 --> 01:35:03.880
I mean, if you gotta wear
them every day, yeah, you gotta

1004
01:35:03.920 --> 01:35:09.680
wash. You know, I'm a
swamp asses in the crack of your jeans.

1005
01:35:09.760 --> 01:35:15.720
Fam that alone, you gotta wash
them. That's crazy, like,

1006
01:35:15.880 --> 01:35:23.520
bro, Just so if you're getting
in the shower with jeans and are you

1007
01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:32.479
just having raw denim on your ass? So how are you washing? You're

1008
01:35:32.520 --> 01:35:41.159
in the jeans, so you're just
sitting here with the soapy upper half.

1009
01:35:41.439 --> 01:35:45.640
It's justeans. I mean, the
dirt off your body is running down on

1010
01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:47.800
your dirty ass jeans. And then
you take the jeans up and you just

1011
01:35:47.880 --> 01:35:55.760
got like LEVI die on your and
then it's like you didn't like scrub the

1012
01:35:55.840 --> 01:36:00.560
dirt from off your nuts and I
was just moist dirt. It took a

1013
01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:02.920
left turn like you ever seen,
like when somebody hear dirty and like when

1014
01:36:02.960 --> 01:36:12.359
the dirt gets wet, like it's
not gone yet. You gotta you gotta

1015
01:36:12.399 --> 01:36:15.359
get in there. Now. I've
heard him mud, but this is taking

1016
01:36:15.399 --> 01:36:26.199
it too far. Dinglod Yeah,
raw, dude, I'm sorry. Marshaw

1017
01:36:26.319 --> 01:36:31.359
Lynch dressed up like Jack Sparrow is
hilarious. Marshaan Lynch is Black Sparrow.

1018
01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:42.800
I love him, man, he
is so entertaining and just yeah being him

1019
01:36:43.520 --> 01:36:47.039
Black Sparrow America. And that's why
he's so lovable. That's why he's so

1020
01:36:47.159 --> 01:36:59.920
lovable. So because don't get me
wrong, you know you just said coming

1021
01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:14.479
it ain't nothing this last one.
Yeah, we won't. We won't be

1022
01:37:14.560 --> 01:37:23.079
here to full. But it's wild
because this man told this story and like

1023
01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:27.520
obviously you know there are different perspectives
on it, but I have my own

1024
01:37:29.000 --> 01:37:34.119
tone. Talking about the comments is
hilarious, but continue the most non comments

1025
01:37:34.159 --> 01:37:40.119
and posting motherfucker producer tone, even
for their own ship, right his own

1026
01:37:40.159 --> 01:37:42.159
ship. I've been on there talking
like a motherfucker. I was like,

1027
01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:48.960
damn nigga, I can't interact with
y'all right, all right, we don't

1028
01:37:49.039 --> 01:37:55.720
need stream yard. Then can you
play that the different Breed video? Give

1029
01:37:55.880 --> 01:37:59.640
some practical examples with my with my
girlfriend? Did that? Let me say,

1030
01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:02.880
I'm I'm marrying her and I'm never
leaving her. One we was out

1031
01:38:03.000 --> 01:38:08.279
dinner and we was in Bermuda,
and I never I was at a fancy

1032
01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:13.239
restaurant and it's very expensive. And
we got ready for the bill and she

1033
01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:16.520
slid two hundred dollars of cash and
she she need me underneath the table and

1034
01:38:16.640 --> 01:38:19.880
put it in my hand and just
turned and just had the conversation with the

1035
01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:23.199
other couples. And it was like, when it's time to pay for the

1036
01:38:23.239 --> 01:38:25.880
bill, I paid for it,
but I have a dollar to my name.

1037
01:38:26.159 --> 01:38:30.119
But she made sure that she understood
a man needs to be respected in

1038
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:31.960
public when you take me out.
That she's so she could have been like,

1039
01:38:32.159 --> 01:38:34.520
I got the money, Oh no, I'm paying the bill, but

1040
01:38:34.640 --> 01:38:38.279
she was like, my man is
here and this is the first time being

1041
01:38:38.279 --> 01:38:41.680
in my friends, this first time
being in my neighborhood. So I'm and

1042
01:38:41.920 --> 01:38:45.439
we didn't have a conversation. I
didn't prep her. I didn't say.

1043
01:38:45.680 --> 01:38:47.720
She just was like, let me
go ahead, you take care of her.

1044
01:38:53.600 --> 01:38:57.880
Actually happened to me. How was
your experience, like what led up

1045
01:38:57.920 --> 01:39:04.640
to that? There was I was
it was one of those instances where you

1046
01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:11.319
pay all your bills and you're spending
money is non existent. You're like,

1047
01:39:11.359 --> 01:39:14.439
well damn. But it's right in
the middle of like a planning event that's

1048
01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:16.079
coming up, and we were supposed
to go someplace, and I was like,

1049
01:39:16.800 --> 01:39:18.600
I don't know how we go.
I don't know how much pay for

1050
01:39:18.680 --> 01:39:20.399
this. I ain't got I ain't
got no money. She's like, don't

1051
01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:25.119
worry about it. And the whole
time it wasn't just like that, but

1052
01:39:25.239 --> 01:39:28.680
I was anticipating when the bill came
and all of a sudden she put her

1053
01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:30.960
card out, which I was a
little nervous about. At the same time,

1054
01:39:30.000 --> 01:39:32.960
I was like, whatever, what
it is, but definitely passed the

1055
01:39:33.079 --> 01:39:35.960
card under the table and it was
like, hey, take care of it,

1056
01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:43.680
okay. How long dealing with each
other? That was like a year?

1057
01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:45.479
Yeah, I have been dealing with
each other for a year. That's

1058
01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:48.680
a year. How much would you
say you had pay for stuff up until

1059
01:39:48.680 --> 01:39:59.800
that point majority of time? Yeah, so I told people like there's no

1060
01:40:00.239 --> 01:40:02.680
way to know, you know,
what their circumstances for ship. For all

1061
01:40:02.760 --> 01:40:06.760
we know he had paid for,
you know, the trip of them getting

1062
01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:11.000
there and then you know, didn't
have shitting and she was like, hey,

1063
01:40:11.199 --> 01:40:15.640
I got this. You know whatever
could have been pre paid, you

1064
01:40:15.720 --> 01:40:17.720
know, like Tommy said, like, damn, we were supposed to go

1065
01:40:17.800 --> 01:40:24.199
somewhere and in the middle of this, you know, this happened. It's

1066
01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:28.840
the part of like with the free
game thing. And I'm like, what

1067
01:40:29.840 --> 01:40:33.079
was a red flag to me is
when he was like, you know,

1068
01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:35.880
well, you know, this his
first time around my friends and whatever.

1069
01:40:35.960 --> 01:40:41.119
I'm like, Nigga, there's a
large possibility. She just didn't want to

1070
01:40:41.439 --> 01:40:47.159
be embarrassed because this is your first
time meeting her friends and the first time

1071
01:40:47.439 --> 01:40:54.199
you meeting her friends. And she
dropping the money down. She knew what

1072
01:40:54.319 --> 01:40:59.359
that group chat was gonna look like. Left the room like, you know,

1073
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:05.680
did you see that girl? Y'all
in Bermuda and you're like, man,

1074
01:41:05.720 --> 01:41:09.000
I don't got a dollar to my
name, and it's like that's a

1075
01:41:09.039 --> 01:41:18.760
whole being in Bermuda and yeah,
and it's like y'all are in Bermuda on

1076
01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:25.640
vacation and you don't have nothing,
like it's just given, like she paying

1077
01:41:25.760 --> 01:41:30.600
for everything, and I don't feel
like it was one of those things where

1078
01:41:30.720 --> 01:41:33.800
she did it for you. That
is not to say that she didn't,

1079
01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:41.439
because yeah, yeah, so that's
not to say that really was their circumstances.

1080
01:41:41.520 --> 01:41:44.159
That's just how it sounds, because
like she said, like, this

1081
01:41:44.279 --> 01:41:46.319
ain't no thing where you know,
everybody even been around each other all at

1082
01:41:46.359 --> 01:41:49.439
this time, like if this is
first time being around your friends, and

1083
01:41:49.479 --> 01:41:55.960
she's like, he still sound like
he fairly new and she didn't want to

1084
01:41:56.000 --> 01:41:59.279
hear that ship. In my opinion, again, I can't you know,

1085
01:41:59.399 --> 01:42:02.760
speak for him say that those are
the circumstances, but ain't no fucking way

1086
01:42:02.800 --> 01:42:06.079
in hell. She then probably dragged
on, you know, like this is

1087
01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:09.439
like, oh my man, my
man, my man. And how many

1088
01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:13.920
we've seen bitches who have sent themselves
flowers and had gifts bought with their own

1089
01:42:13.960 --> 01:42:18.720
fucking money. So but also how
about this. I have been in circumstances

1090
01:42:18.800 --> 01:42:24.079
where I've been invited to a trip
and I was like I can't, I

1091
01:42:24.159 --> 01:42:27.239
can't do that trip. It said, no, come anyway, I want

1092
01:42:27.279 --> 01:42:30.039
you to come, Like no,
I don't because I don't want to go

1093
01:42:30.079 --> 01:42:32.239
anywhere where I can't take care of
myself and the person I'm with. I

1094
01:42:32.279 --> 01:42:34.760
don't want to be there. I
don't actually want to be in that situation.

1095
01:42:35.039 --> 01:42:38.720
But I have been asking course to
go to the place like that.

1096
01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:41.439
I didn't go, but I just
imagined myself with like this nigga, like

1097
01:42:41.479 --> 01:42:44.920
somewhere like I ain't got ship.
I told you, I ain't got you.

1098
01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:46.640
Why you put me in a situation
like this? Yeah, And that's

1099
01:42:46.680 --> 01:42:50.039
what I'm saying, Like the fact
that all of her because he noticed you

1100
01:42:50.119 --> 01:42:54.560
said the other couples, So I
feel like that was something that she probably

1101
01:42:54.600 --> 01:42:59.720
like didn't want to miss out on
or have to explain. Right then it's

1102
01:42:59.760 --> 01:43:04.600
like whilen't we all do a couple
strip and then like damn this, you

1103
01:43:04.720 --> 01:43:11.079
know? Yeah? And it's like
because she she might be, you know,

1104
01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:14.000
okay with paying for stuff, but
that don't mean she want to hear

1105
01:43:14.600 --> 01:43:16.079
the ship about her paying for ship, Like you know what I'm saying.

1106
01:43:16.159 --> 01:43:19.159
So you ever go to uh,
this happens on we Energies all the time

1107
01:43:19.239 --> 01:43:21.800
on the app. You go in
there and they have like a big ass

1108
01:43:21.880 --> 01:43:26.840
amount and we Energies the pencil the
damn year, big ass amount and like

1109
01:43:26.920 --> 01:43:28.880
pay your bill, and I know
I want to pay a portion of the

1110
01:43:28.960 --> 01:43:30.399
bill. I go in there and
click the thing and like, thank you

1111
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:32.960
for your payment. The goddamn what
you talking about? You going there and

1112
01:43:33.079 --> 01:43:35.680
you don paid the whole fucking amount. Ship. Like that happens when you

1113
01:43:35.720 --> 01:43:39.560
pay a bill on a sudden the
money that you can't get the money back.

1114
01:43:39.840 --> 01:43:43.159
So you done paid double a bill
or somewhere like or paid I paid

1115
01:43:43.159 --> 01:43:45.319
a bill twice and then you can't
get the refund back on it all of

1116
01:43:45.319 --> 01:43:47.439
a sudden year in between checks and
like, well shit, I ain't got

1117
01:43:47.479 --> 01:43:51.560
ship, so I'm I'm cool.
See that is why I've learned that if

1118
01:43:51.560 --> 01:43:55.119
I'm going to do anything allto pay, I would do it off of like

1119
01:43:55.159 --> 01:43:58.159
a cash card like something like that. Something that I don't know anything.

1120
01:43:58.239 --> 01:44:00.720
That's all the money that you're gonna
pay to be on there, that's they

1121
01:44:00.720 --> 01:44:02.600
can't get no more. That makes
a lot of sense. That's me.

1122
01:44:02.880 --> 01:44:08.119
Whatever it was, I just remember, I just remember it was an accident.

1123
01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:11.399
It was an a a slip of
the finger. That ship pissed me

1124
01:44:11.479 --> 01:44:13.560
the funk off like it pissed me
off. It messed me up for like

1125
01:44:13.760 --> 01:44:15.920
it makes me for like two months
after that, like god damn, I

1126
01:44:15.319 --> 01:44:20.439
I didn't mean to pay that much
for that. So I will definitely be

1127
01:44:20.840 --> 01:44:25.079
uh like I'll see I'm like,
all right, this is the amount,

1128
01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:30.000
and then right before I pay it, like I'll transfer that over because y'all

1129
01:44:30.119 --> 01:44:33.920
not gonna be you know, hit
my regular account where all my phone?

1130
01:44:34.359 --> 01:44:39.720
But oh he said that because I
her asking about the butt plug stuff.

1131
01:44:40.960 --> 01:44:44.159
But yeah, that, I mean, I've been in a situation before and

1132
01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:47.840
I know that it's a save your
save both of our faces in that circumstance.

1133
01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:53.279
But I'm definitely gonna be in the
whole other country ass bro like bro,

1134
01:44:53.439 --> 01:44:57.479
y'all were depending on depending on somebody
else and you broke and ship No

1135
01:44:57.920 --> 01:45:00.760
no, no, it was the
Bermuda. I didn't have a dollar to

1136
01:45:00.920 --> 01:45:09.720
money triangle. You are disappeared.
You are disappearing this bite. Yeah,

1137
01:45:09.840 --> 01:45:14.159
like so that for me, it
was all the guys sharing like yeah,

1138
01:45:14.279 --> 01:45:15.960
man, it's free game and y'all
and y'all my mom, I'm like,

1139
01:45:16.800 --> 01:45:21.239
first of all, we wouldn't coming
here. Eight hours later, comment on

1140
01:45:21.680 --> 01:45:30.159
trade, Millar ain't coming says right, yeah, her schedule is it might

1141
01:45:30.239 --> 01:45:33.279
be how it might be how it
popped up on his thing, because I've

1142
01:45:33.319 --> 01:45:36.199
noticed, like sometimes it will tell
you, like when the person left to

1143
01:45:36.239 --> 01:45:41.239
comment on the video, so he
might be seeing where we are right now

1144
01:45:41.439 --> 01:45:45.039
commenting on there. Okay, yeah, I got you my bad mind,

1145
01:45:45.479 --> 01:45:55.439
but yeah, I just I don't
want niggas to be one hundred percent confident

1146
01:45:56.000 --> 01:45:59.079
that she did that because it was
Ah, that's my man. I'm gonna

1147
01:45:59.079 --> 01:46:02.680
hold him down, like you know, I want him to look good when

1148
01:46:02.720 --> 01:46:06.640
it could have been. I don't
want to look bad, which is worse

1149
01:46:08.680 --> 01:46:12.560
because I mean, I've I've been
in some situations it's like, bro,

1150
01:46:14.479 --> 01:46:16.159
I know this nigga broke. I
don't need everybody to know this nigga bro

1151
01:46:16.319 --> 01:46:18.640
and then they be looking at me
like, Bro, you in this situation,

1152
01:46:18.680 --> 01:46:21.000
why is you dealing with this brokecrast
niggas, I don't. I don't

1153
01:46:21.000 --> 01:46:24.920
feel like the fucking lectures, which
is why there was a there was a

1154
01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:29.159
stage in my life like I didn't
date, I didn't go on no dates.

1155
01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:30.159
I don't want to. I don't
want to be in no situation where

1156
01:46:30.159 --> 01:46:33.680
I'm actually looking like that, So
I'd rather be by myself than go out

1157
01:46:33.680 --> 01:46:39.720
there and scrapping up change child,
you know, And that's completely understandable.

1158
01:46:39.760 --> 01:46:44.960
But it's like me and maybe that's
not bad since I've known him like this,

1159
01:46:45.079 --> 01:46:49.159
Nigga's always had good jobs. He's
always been responsible with his money.

1160
01:46:49.199 --> 01:46:53.479
But it's like a kid now,
you know, child's poor. He got

1161
01:46:53.520 --> 01:46:59.520
a lot of shit going on.
So it's like I don't mind doing stuff

1162
01:46:59.720 --> 01:47:01.920
for him him when I can,
because I don't have to ask twice for

1163
01:47:02.039 --> 01:47:05.560
him to do ship for me.
So even like his birthday or something,

1164
01:47:05.640 --> 01:47:09.279
it's like, well, no,
you know, I'm you know, I'm

1165
01:47:09.359 --> 01:47:12.640
trying to say I'm doing I'm like, nigga's your birthday, you don't gotta

1166
01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:15.399
worry about that. Let's go.
And even then, it's like he'll still

1167
01:47:15.479 --> 01:47:18.479
feel away and next thing you know, he come back and he didn't went

1168
01:47:18.520 --> 01:47:21.520
and bought a fucking round to drinks. Nigga, it's your birthday. You're

1169
01:47:21.560 --> 01:47:26.079
not supposed to be paying for nothing. But just because he's that kind of

1170
01:47:26.159 --> 01:47:30.560
dude, like he he can't sit
there and let me pay for everything no

1171
01:47:30.680 --> 01:47:35.840
matter what the fucking occasion is.
Yeah, and it's and it's like I

1172
01:47:35.960 --> 01:47:40.479
get it, but it's like,
God damn. But then it's like I

1173
01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:47.319
were rather one of those than a
yeah she got, she got it made

1174
01:47:47.359 --> 01:47:51.159
me look like the man. Second
of all, I want to told that

1175
01:47:51.239 --> 01:47:58.960
story because they defeated the purpose of
her doing it. Now she's gonna see

1176
01:47:59.000 --> 01:48:01.600
this episode like all their friends and
were like, I knew that nigga was

1177
01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:14.600
broken broke ash Nigga. I don't
know if y'all know, like the little

1178
01:48:14.640 --> 01:48:26.600
friend guy right h like his fuck
him by the way, like every which

1179
01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:32.960
way from Sunday, he man no
because because he was out of order,

1180
01:48:33.079 --> 01:48:42.880
Like not only do it seem like
whenever there are these horrifyingly just fatal car

1181
01:48:43.000 --> 01:48:47.399
crashes, like it's never the people
that cause them. So not only did

1182
01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:54.039
this nigga not die, he was
actually able to get out and run away

1183
01:48:54.079 --> 01:48:57.600
from the scene. You can see
this nigga on video like running from the

1184
01:48:57.680 --> 01:49:00.399
scene. So bitch your legs.
I wish his fucking legs would have photo

1185
01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:03.600
up like or Gomi and that god
damn crash and he couldn't go nowhere.

1186
01:49:04.000 --> 01:49:06.520
He should be like that nigga.
We showed at the beginning of the fucking

1187
01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:14.640
shot he hit them going one hundred
miles per hour. That's probably over where

1188
01:49:15.840 --> 01:49:18.720
it was one hundred. The Capitol
killed this lady. She was pregnant with

1189
01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:24.399
her first child and it was her
fourth year wedding anniversary. When was this

1190
01:49:25.720 --> 01:49:29.760
this week? I go down that
street. I keep forgetting at the Sunday.

1191
01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:36.319
I go down the street quite often. Yeah huh, So you know

1192
01:49:43.239 --> 01:49:45.199
he had They said he was in
a stolen car or something. So the

1193
01:49:45.239 --> 01:49:48.439
police was chasing them and they said
they stopped. He was still going and

1194
01:49:49.239 --> 01:50:00.039
he crashed into her at the intersection. Yeah, and she was pregnant with

1195
01:50:00.279 --> 01:50:10.319
her first child, so her and
the baby gone. Yeah so this yeah,

1196
01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:16.760
so white ass videos go pull all
that ship up to ye. So

1197
01:50:18.920 --> 01:50:28.399
her husband lost his wife and firstborn
child on their wedding anniversary. Like that's

1198
01:50:28.520 --> 01:50:32.600
the sadagh of course, some dumb
ship. Like I really really really really

1199
01:50:32.720 --> 01:50:38.479
really hate that man, Like I
don't know, you know the guy,

1200
01:50:38.640 --> 01:50:42.520
but like you don't want to see
nobody go through no ship like that.

1201
01:50:42.680 --> 01:50:45.600
She just driving mind in her business
is some fucking idiot, take her and

1202
01:50:45.640 --> 01:50:51.760
your goddamn kids. So fuck that
nigga royally, Okay, that's even sad

1203
01:50:51.800 --> 01:50:55.159
how he found out and everything too, because it was the s O wes

1204
01:50:55.239 --> 01:50:58.359
that popped up on the phone and
her father saw it and said, hey,

1205
01:50:58.840 --> 01:51:00.199
this popped up, can you go
check on her? And then he

1206
01:51:00.279 --> 01:51:05.680
went to go see yuscitate her.
That's how he found her. Yep,

1207
01:51:05.840 --> 01:51:10.960
So they because the iPhone sent the
alert that she had been in the crash.

1208
01:51:11.840 --> 01:51:15.439
So I'm assuming it might have been
like remember how when we were driving,

1209
01:51:15.560 --> 01:51:21.359
fucking potholes set my phone off?
But yeah, that that was some

1210
01:51:21.560 --> 01:51:26.279
really really really sad ship and that
nigga do not deserve to see the light

1211
01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:40.720
of fucking day. Mm hmm immediately, like they really get on my fucking

1212
01:51:40.800 --> 01:51:54.840
nerves that get bound to go straight
to fucking HELLUK out of here. Yeah.

1213
01:51:55.479 --> 01:52:03.199
But outside of that, y'all know
that y'all all know who Keith Lee

1214
01:52:03.359 --> 01:52:10.119
is, right, Okay, so
the black community has got a chill.

1215
01:52:11.520 --> 01:52:16.960
You niggas can't take criticism in any
shape, form or fashion, even when

1216
01:52:17.000 --> 01:52:21.920
they are not being malicious. I
am so sick of whenever somebody gives their

1217
01:52:23.039 --> 01:52:29.199
opinion or experience with the black owned
business, y'all tried to use the you're

1218
01:52:29.359 --> 01:52:35.279
tearing them down car That is bullshit. This man does so much for small

1219
01:52:36.079 --> 01:52:41.319
businesses, Like we've seen the videos
of him. Hey, what was your

1220
01:52:41.399 --> 01:52:44.760
total sales for today? All right, charge my car for that. I'm

1221
01:52:44.840 --> 01:52:48.760
doubling it, like nigga, come
shut up here, I will throw a

1222
01:52:48.840 --> 01:52:53.159
candy bar on the menu. You
just to classify as a restaurant so that

1223
01:52:53.359 --> 01:52:58.359
you can come spend some money here. You know, you don't review what

1224
01:52:58.479 --> 01:53:02.880
you said. He's married though,
so I mean I will send a cand

1225
01:53:03.199 --> 01:53:12.520
whatever. I gotta do what you
said he's married. He's married. He's

1226
01:53:12.640 --> 01:53:19.920
married, so you can he don't
review what you said. You can't food

1227
01:53:20.119 --> 01:53:31.159
and sneakers, You don't sell none
of that. Better quick speaking bad on

1228
01:53:31.279 --> 01:53:36.840
the niggas who do like like I
think because he's a nice guy. Motherfucker's

1229
01:53:36.880 --> 01:53:42.000
beginning he really get back to punch
niggas in the face too, because he

1230
01:53:42.119 --> 01:53:46.800
seems like he's just so sweet,
that's so nice in the face for a

1231
01:53:46.840 --> 01:53:51.000
living, that's how he's supposed to
be. That's how he's supposed to be.

1232
01:53:51.920 --> 01:53:58.479
But seeing so many people like because
it got to a point where he

1233
01:53:58.720 --> 01:54:02.640
had to he had to go off. Now. I don't know if y'all

1234
01:54:02.720 --> 01:54:08.000
know that what is his name?
Something rot we'll see it for right.

1235
01:54:08.680 --> 01:54:14.399
I love him. He is fucking
hilarious, Like I love his videos,

1236
01:54:14.600 --> 01:54:19.720
but he has basically now is his
considered a stitch or duet? I always

1237
01:54:19.760 --> 01:54:31.800
get him confused which one is his? Yeah? So anyway, long story

1238
01:54:31.920 --> 01:54:38.960
short, Keith Lee visited Atlanta and
he did a bunch of reviews on Atlanta

1239
01:54:39.039 --> 01:54:43.880
restaurants. Niggas was upset. I
guesst the Milk and Honey place or whatever,

1240
01:54:44.079 --> 01:54:47.520
like they wrote some unprofessional ship then
you know, trying to double down

1241
01:54:47.560 --> 01:54:58.000
on it. Did you see o
Joe Sinko talking shit? Yeah, Shanon

1242
01:54:58.159 --> 01:55:02.960
Dog he was stressing Shannon Sharp tou
out during that interview. When you know,

1243
01:55:04.399 --> 01:55:10.079
here we go on TV and tell
everybody that all you do is eat

1244
01:55:10.199 --> 01:55:13.920
McDonald's and they're runner four or five. Why the fuck do you even give

1245
01:55:13.960 --> 01:55:17.039
a fuck what Keith Lee was reviewing. He wasn't at McDonald's, right,

1246
01:55:17.039 --> 01:55:19.600
And it's like, you're talking on
this ship. Why aren't you ain't going

1247
01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:24.239
to supporting these businesses that you claim
me tearing down? You eat McDonald's all

1248
01:55:24.279 --> 01:55:30.159
the time? All Keith Lee really
did or start a conversation that And like

1249
01:55:30.359 --> 01:55:35.119
most cities, you're already having It's
just like here in Milwaukee, it's a

1250
01:55:35.199 --> 01:55:40.159
lot of shit that we see that
we don't like about the city. We

1251
01:55:40.319 --> 01:55:45.079
already have these conversations, but when
somebody from outside the city comes here and

1252
01:55:45.239 --> 01:55:47.560
see the same ship, be like, Yo, why y'all doing this ship?

1253
01:55:47.680 --> 01:55:50.880
Niggas be like we been asking them, why y'all doing this shit?

1254
01:55:51.039 --> 01:55:55.920
It's stupid, that's all Keith Lee
did. It was like the way y'all

1255
01:55:56.000 --> 01:56:00.680
running your operation and it don't you
know your business is a little eye y'all

1256
01:56:00.720 --> 01:56:03.760
don't take these kind of orders.
Y'all don't do take out, Like how

1257
01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:08.479
the fuck are you gonna feed everybody
if it's only we gotta come here?

1258
01:56:08.680 --> 01:56:13.560
And then y'all always slam get to
take our system, and then you have

1259
01:56:13.800 --> 01:56:19.439
people that are just fucking idiots stick. His entire point for doing these videos

1260
01:56:19.560 --> 01:56:27.119
goes. They're like, well,
why don't you just tell him who you

1261
01:56:27.159 --> 01:56:30.880
are USU for. He's like,
that's the point, Like he doesn't try

1262
01:56:30.960 --> 01:56:35.239
to get special treatment. He wants
the average customer experience, right. He's

1263
01:56:35.319 --> 01:56:41.159
like, I don't get anything free
from these restaurants. Like he doesn't go

1264
01:56:41.399 --> 01:56:45.279
in there and try to exploit celebrity
status to be treated better. But he

1265
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:49.039
wants to bring attention to is the
fact that the average motherfucker that walk in

1266
01:56:49.520 --> 01:56:54.800
get treated like shit. So he
sent his family in and they were like,

1267
01:56:54.840 --> 01:56:56.479
oh, well it's gonna be you
know, such and such. We

1268
01:56:56.520 --> 01:56:59.039
can't see you now. He go
in and then all of a sudden,

1269
01:56:59.119 --> 01:57:02.520
you can get a table five minutes. But that's not what he's there for.

1270
01:57:02.840 --> 01:57:06.439
That's not the kind of treatment that
he wants. He's trying to shine

1271
01:57:06.479 --> 01:57:11.119
a light on the fact that you
niggas is running shit foul. I shouldn't

1272
01:57:11.199 --> 01:57:14.720
have to be this type of person
in order for me to get service right

1273
01:57:14.760 --> 01:57:16.600
away. Y'all should be having this
shit ready to go. Y'all should be

1274
01:57:16.640 --> 01:57:19.600
on the fly and getting y'all shit
together. But y'all are mad at him

1275
01:57:19.680 --> 01:57:25.039
for saying, Hey, the way
that y'all treating customers and running businesses kind

1276
01:57:25.039 --> 01:57:28.000
of out of pocket, y'all need
to step it up. That's for the

1277
01:57:28.119 --> 01:57:31.119
betterment of y'all service and y'all experiences. And y'all are mad at this man

1278
01:57:31.399 --> 01:57:35.760
talking about he's tearing the businesses down. Y'all are fucking idiots. It reminds

1279
01:57:35.800 --> 01:57:44.199
me of like how you have poor
white people that do shit in favor of

1280
01:57:44.479 --> 01:57:49.199
rich white people just despite niggas not
realizing that they're affected by the same shit

1281
01:57:49.239 --> 01:57:54.960
that the niggas are affected by.
That's what that reminds me of. Fucking

1282
01:57:55.039 --> 01:58:02.479
idiots. So, Tommy, we
got so before you click it. So

1283
01:58:03.159 --> 01:58:10.760
the problem ended up coming up where
people started threatening like him and his family

1284
01:58:10.880 --> 01:58:17.960
and shit behind fucking reviews. Yeah, so we have Keith Lee speaking on

1285
01:58:18.079 --> 01:58:23.199
it, but we also have you
said for Ride right for rid. For

1286
01:58:23.399 --> 01:58:29.960
Ride has taken it upon himself to
basically be Keith Lee's anger translator, and

1287
01:58:30.079 --> 01:58:34.399
it is a fucking treat because he
is perfect. Let me tell you something,

1288
01:58:34.439 --> 01:58:36.640
you ball hit it. First,
I want to say God bless you,

1289
01:58:36.680 --> 01:58:40.039
and I respect your opinion. Your
opinion is just as value as the

1290
01:58:40.119 --> 01:58:43.439
next person to being. Your opinion
don't mean shit. Fuck you and your

1291
01:58:43.479 --> 01:58:45.760
thoughts put me up, bitch,
But I do agree with you. It

1292
01:58:45.880 --> 01:58:46.720
is hard to open the restaurant,
It is hard to get the funny,

1293
01:58:46.760 --> 01:58:49.000
it is hard to have people come
in. I agree, and I'm blessed

1294
01:58:49.039 --> 01:58:53.119
enough to be a marketing platform for
those restaurants completely free. But I do

1295
01:58:53.279 --> 01:58:56.239
agree with you. It is hard
to start a salvation arm and then tax

1296
01:58:56.319 --> 01:58:58.560
people to come in that, bitch, I mean, start a restaurant.

1297
01:58:58.720 --> 01:59:00.520
It is hard to get business,
hard to get people, hard to get

1298
01:59:00.560 --> 01:59:03.720
promotion. But me and my family
have used my platform to help people do

1299
01:59:03.840 --> 01:59:06.640
that shit for free. To me, it seems like you have no idea

1300
01:59:06.640 --> 01:59:09.960
why I am, And again,
that's okay with me. My main point

1301
01:59:10.079 --> 01:59:12.600
was my qualifications. I'll be honest
with you. I've been a professional fighter

1302
01:59:12.640 --> 01:59:15.479
for almost ten years. I've traveled
the world eating food. I've cut wait

1303
01:59:15.479 --> 01:59:17.079
from anywhere from one hundred and seven
pounds one hundred and thirty five pounds,

1304
01:59:17.159 --> 01:59:19.560
and food is one of the most
important things when I come to cultn't wait.

1305
01:59:19.680 --> 01:59:21.239
So at the end of the day, I'm just a food I agree

1306
01:59:21.279 --> 01:59:24.520
with you, I've been blessed enough
to be in this position. It seemed

1307
01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:27.279
like you don't know who the fuck
I am. I've been a professional MMA

1308
01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:30.680
fighter for ten years out of ate
food every fucking where I done, cut

1309
01:59:30.760 --> 01:59:32.640
weight, built weight, did all
that shit. Bitch, I know food

1310
01:59:32.760 --> 01:59:34.600
and the body. But then in
return, I want to ask you,

1311
01:59:34.640 --> 01:59:38.439
what are your qualifications that had this
firm stance on this topic, because to

1312
01:59:38.520 --> 01:59:40.880
me, this seems like your first
time ever seeing me, And in return,

1313
01:59:40.960 --> 01:59:44.000
I want to ask you what's your
qualifications for feeling so strong with about

1314
01:59:44.000 --> 01:59:46.039
a motherfucker that you don't even know, other than having a kneecap with a

1315
01:59:46.079 --> 01:59:48.439
BBL for a fucking head. And
if it's not, again, I have

1316
01:59:48.479 --> 01:59:51.199
another question, why is this your
first time speaking on me? And I

1317
01:59:51.239 --> 01:59:54.840
got another question. If this ain't
your first time hearing about me, why

1318
01:59:54.880 --> 01:59:57.760
the fuck is it your first time
speaking on me? Showed the head having

1319
01:59:57.760 --> 02:00:00.479
ass We've been blessed enough to raise
over forty thousand dollars for restaurant on the

1320
02:00:00.520 --> 02:00:01.880
who has cancer. You've been blessed
enough to be used as a vessel to

1321
02:00:01.960 --> 02:00:04.560
retire a teacher in less than twenty
four hours. You been blessed enough to

1322
02:00:04.560 --> 02:00:08.640
be a part of keeping multiple restaurants
doors open. All of this within the

1323
02:00:08.680 --> 02:00:10.920
span of ten months. I want
to be very clear that question isn't to

1324
02:00:11.000 --> 02:00:13.880
say you or anybody else shouldn't know
on you. I simply add, if

1325
02:00:13.920 --> 02:00:15.279
this isn't your first time, Timmy, we'll stop you from talking about the

1326
02:00:15.319 --> 02:00:18.159
positive things we've been able to do, specifically to the community that you were

1327
02:00:18.199 --> 02:00:21.640
worried about us negatively affected in the
past ten months. Being my family been

1328
02:00:21.640 --> 02:00:25.800
blessed enough to help Hello businesses,
get hell of people, Hello lines,

1329
02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:29.359
keep they dose open, raise hell
of fucking money. We didn't even help

1330
02:00:29.399 --> 02:00:31.960
out some of them fucking slop trots
that you're defending so hard it shouldn't even

1331
02:00:32.000 --> 02:00:35.920
call theyself restaurants or being fucking business. You worry about me taking business away

1332
02:00:35.960 --> 02:00:40.720
from them fucking shotgun restaurants. Boy, ain't that fucking ham up? Because

1333
02:00:40.720 --> 02:00:43.640
if this ain't your first time seeing
me, why the fuck this the first

1334
02:00:43.680 --> 02:00:45.920
time you saying something and then you're
mad because I told everybody I went to

1335
02:00:46.039 --> 02:00:50.319
the fucking Saltest Platoon, bitch,
That's what happened. The fuck blame the

1336
02:00:50.399 --> 02:01:11.680
Saltest Platoon for being that motherfucker slop
trough. H is another it should be

1337
02:01:11.760 --> 02:01:28.279
too. Uh. I don't know
where social media? Okay two mm yea

1338
02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:43.520
suffer sub where E bitch go?
Because I definitely seen him another one mh

1339
02:01:44.079 --> 02:01:56.720
just sent him to because that huh
go around? Yeah, I wonder if

1340
02:01:56.720 --> 02:02:00.479
you're downloaded. I'm happy you're watching
mostly Awkward podcast. It was two into

1341
02:02:00.520 --> 02:02:09.520
twenty three Dixarker Dixar temporary title.
That's funny though actually I didn't even see

1342
02:02:09.560 --> 02:02:15.840
that was the title too. Right
now, what we just got finished watching

1343
02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:23.000
was Keith Lee's uh response to people
talking crazy to him with his uh anger

1344
02:02:23.399 --> 02:02:29.880
anger translator. Yeah, but there's
another one. If I who log who

1345
02:02:30.000 --> 02:02:35.319
Facebook log game right there, let's
see it should be yours. Okay,

1346
02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:53.279
there is. So what's what's going
on with you? What's sounds like you

1347
02:02:54.239 --> 02:03:01.439
got the bottles? You're kind of
almost like the chef. Mm hmm.

1348
02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:24.039
I'm just that's all I said.
I'm just no gonna talk about that.

1349
02:03:26.720 --> 02:03:30.920
That's the video that's supposed to be
and I was saying it almost lost my

1350
02:03:31.000 --> 02:03:38.159
mind this morning. He's saying he
don't want know that. Oh Taylor,

1351
02:03:38.279 --> 02:03:45.079
we are talking about Keith Lee and
how niggas is fucking mental because how are

1352
02:03:45.119 --> 02:03:48.840
y'all mad that he's not even tearing
these places down? And y'all felt like

1353
02:03:48.920 --> 02:03:55.199
anytime somebody gives constructive criticism, y'all
want to cry about tearing down black businesses.

1354
02:03:56.840 --> 02:03:59.920
Right, Hey, let's talk about
it. Let's get some ship.

1355
02:04:00.520 --> 02:04:03.560
Every restaurant that me and my family
goes, so we're either a invited by

1356
02:04:03.600 --> 02:04:06.000
the restaurant themselves, or b what
was told about the restaurant. On a

1357
02:04:06.079 --> 02:04:09.880
hundred plus time every restaurant me and
my family go to, we was either

1358
02:04:09.920 --> 02:04:13.239
invited to that bitch or we was
told about it until our fucking ears bled

1359
02:04:13.520 --> 02:04:15.840
from locals, from people mentioned me, from people email me DM me.

1360
02:04:16.000 --> 02:04:18.520
Ninety nine percent of the time,
I never go to a random restaurant.

1361
02:04:18.560 --> 02:04:21.920
I get invited by the fucking locals, the bitches that on the restaurant.

1362
02:04:23.119 --> 02:04:26.720
Everybody want me to come, and
I do nine times about at ten.

1363
02:04:26.880 --> 02:04:30.840
It's never fucking random. With that
being said, my opinions asked for so

1364
02:04:30.960 --> 02:04:33.319
many narratives being pushed and it's insane
to me. So with that being said,

1365
02:04:33.359 --> 02:04:36.880
you fake rich boosie motherfuckers asked me
to come to Atlanta. You asked

1366
02:04:36.920 --> 02:04:40.520
me to come to video shit,
and now you want to spread live because

1367
02:04:40.520 --> 02:04:43.439
you fucked yourself. What's up with
that? Y'all? The motherfuckers with a

1368
02:04:43.479 --> 02:04:46.039
foe jumping jack policy before ever order. Let's be honest. What else do

1369
02:04:46.159 --> 02:04:49.680
you want from me? But let's
keep it a thogh wild bitch? What

1370
02:04:49.800 --> 02:04:53.359
else do you want from me?
Get off of my fucking nuts. If

1371
02:04:53.399 --> 02:04:56.079
I go to a bunch of restaurants
and have a string of good experiences and

1372
02:04:56.239 --> 02:04:59.319
not being too nice, I'm lying. Then they're just being pushed that my

1373
02:04:59.399 --> 02:05:01.039
eye roll is fake and I'm mind
just to help people. If I go

1374
02:05:01.159 --> 02:05:03.840
to a bunch of fucking restaurants and
have a bunch of back to back good

1375
02:05:03.920 --> 02:05:06.760
fucking experiences, now I'm lying.
Now I'm trying to help people, and

1376
02:05:06.800 --> 02:05:10.800
shit, now I'm faking it.
Now my eyes rolling back its garbage.

1377
02:05:10.800 --> 02:05:12.720
And on the same man, if
I go to two or three restaurants where

1378
02:05:12.720 --> 02:05:15.600
I don't have the best experience,
Now I'm tearing down businesses not being mean.

1379
02:05:15.720 --> 02:05:16.560
Now I need to shut up.
I need to mind my business.

1380
02:05:16.600 --> 02:05:18.680
I need to set it down.
But at the same time, if I

1381
02:05:18.720 --> 02:05:21.640
go to three restaurants and I hate
them back to back and they both taste

1382
02:05:21.720 --> 02:05:25.479
like a nine pack of shit,
now being mean, Now I'm tending damn

1383
02:05:25.520 --> 02:05:28.560
businesses, Now I need to be
killed. Now I'm fucking up. Now

1384
02:05:28.560 --> 02:05:30.600
I'm hateful, and shit, I
can't I can't win from this. And

1385
02:05:30.600 --> 02:05:32.359
I understand everybody having a pain on
the situation. You can disagree with me,

1386
02:05:32.399 --> 02:05:35.319
you can not like what I say, completely understand. I'm okay with

1387
02:05:35.439 --> 02:05:39.119
that, but when my safety and
my family safety started coming into play,

1388
02:05:39.399 --> 02:05:41.720
that's where I draw the line at. I really don't give a fuck if

1389
02:05:41.760 --> 02:05:44.800
you got an opinion on the situation, if you agree with me or disagree

1390
02:05:44.840 --> 02:05:46.239
with how I'm doing or what the
fuck I'm doing. But when my family

1391
02:05:46.279 --> 02:05:49.319
start being threatened in the safety of
my family is in line, I'll pull

1392
02:05:49.359 --> 02:05:54.199
out. That's some mma shit and
kick one of you motherfuckers. That's what

1393
02:05:54.319 --> 02:05:57.720
bitches start getting shot. That's where
I crash the fuck out at. And

1394
02:05:57.760 --> 02:06:00.560
if you don't like it, bitch, put me up. But but it

1395
02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:03.439
can't happens with my family, or
the restaurants or anybody's safety start coming into

1396
02:06:03.439 --> 02:06:06.960
play. Fuck that restaurant and all
the workers that built that motherfucker got about

1397
02:06:08.000 --> 02:06:09.880
it, bitch. But what you
ain't gonna do is play with me in

1398
02:06:09.960 --> 02:06:13.800
mind. It's absolutely overboard, especially
when I was asked to give my opinion,

1399
02:06:13.920 --> 02:06:15.960
because you're telling me my opinion only
matter if it's positive, because if

1400
02:06:16.000 --> 02:06:18.920
it's positive, you got my face
plastered on the wall and you saying keep

1401
02:06:18.960 --> 02:06:21.600
sleeping here. But if it's negative, I need to sit down somewhere or

1402
02:06:21.600 --> 02:06:25.159
you don't know why I am.
That's crazy to me. Y'all really doing

1403
02:06:25.199 --> 02:06:28.479
the most up that about their little
overrated ass shit, especially when y'all asked

1404
02:06:28.520 --> 02:06:30.319
me to come up there and review
that fucking soup kitchen. Now you got

1405
02:06:30.399 --> 02:06:32.760
the nerd to have a stick up
your ass because you didn't get the review.

1406
02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:35.399
You won't bitch? Did you want
me to be honest? Or a

1407
02:06:35.479 --> 02:06:39.560
lot? It was so much positive
that happened in Atlanta that was shunned by

1408
02:06:39.600 --> 02:06:42.800
the negative. It was so many
restaurants. We went to, an array

1409
02:06:42.800 --> 02:06:45.079
of restaurants that we always do at
every city. I had a lot of

1410
02:06:45.079 --> 02:06:48.600
good experiences in Atlanta this week,
but my good ones are being overshadowed because

1411
02:06:48.640 --> 02:06:51.560
a local fucking mess hall got mad
because they asked me to come down here

1412
02:06:51.640 --> 02:06:55.800
and review some overpriced ass shit that
they refused to sell me. And I

1413
02:06:55.920 --> 02:07:00.039
came on the internet and kept it
a bean, transparent uns and candy and

1414
02:07:00.119 --> 02:07:01.840
my family will postponed touring. If
other cities gonna be like this, I'm

1415
02:07:01.840 --> 02:07:04.800
gonna keep it a goose egg.
Which fuck this touring shit. If all

1416
02:07:04.840 --> 02:07:08.760
you little fucking Corning Stove is gonna
keep acting like this at every city we

1417
02:07:08.880 --> 02:07:11.479
go to, every review not gonna
be the best. I'm gonna be one

1418
02:07:11.520 --> 02:07:15.119
hundred percent honest. If you want
me to come, please understand, I

1419
02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:17.159
will be honest. I don't need
no harm. I don't have no milition

1420
02:07:17.199 --> 02:07:19.880
to ten. I mean that,
and when I say it, I mean

1421
02:07:19.920 --> 02:07:23.640
it. Every review ain't gonna be
a ten out of ten because some of

1422
02:07:23.720 --> 02:07:26.319
the shit y'all cook is a shit
out of toilet. So if you don't

1423
02:07:26.359 --> 02:07:29.079
want me to be honest, then
don't ask me to come reviewo shit because

1424
02:07:29.079 --> 02:07:30.359
I will get on the internet and
keep it a whole hunt show. And

1425
02:07:30.399 --> 02:07:32.560
I don't even be trying to be
mean. I be actually trying to let

1426
02:07:32.600 --> 02:07:35.600
you motherfuckers down nice. But you
getting mad at me because I'm on here

1427
02:07:35.640 --> 02:07:39.359
telling them that you're selling mystery me
for for they fucking dollars. We'll stop

1428
02:07:39.399 --> 02:07:41.319
selling that shit if you don't want
nobody to tell it, and don't ask

1429
02:07:41.359 --> 02:07:43.199
me to come. If you don't
want me to tell my people that's what

1430
02:07:43.239 --> 02:07:45.479
you're doing, people will be like, well, you know what you're doing.

1431
02:07:45.560 --> 02:07:46.880
You know, if you give a
bad review, people gonna come and

1432
02:07:46.880 --> 02:07:49.199
flood it with hay commics. What
else do you want me to do,

1433
02:07:49.279 --> 02:07:51.520
and then people will be like,
well, you you know, if you

1434
02:07:51.640 --> 02:07:55.279
leave a bad review, they're gonna
flood their stuff with hat comments. What

1435
02:07:55.439 --> 02:07:58.359
the fuck through they gotta do with
me? Puh. I can't compensate for

1436
02:07:58.399 --> 02:08:01.319
every crazy motherfucker in the world,
So get my ship out your throat.

1437
02:08:01.359 --> 02:08:03.960
I'm telling people not to go I'm
telling people not to leave negative comments.

1438
02:08:05.000 --> 02:08:07.319
I'm telling people make their own opinions. I'm telling people to make their own

1439
02:08:07.720 --> 02:08:11.479
opinion. I'm telling people to try
for themselves. I'm telling people not to

1440
02:08:11.560 --> 02:08:13.239
leave hate comments. I'm telling people
not to be fucking me. I'm telling

1441
02:08:13.279 --> 02:08:16.880
people not to be assholes. What
else do you want for me? You

1442
02:08:16.960 --> 02:08:18.359
want me alliance had an experience,
or you want me the only post.

1443
02:08:18.880 --> 02:08:22.840
Okay, let's talk about it.
Let's get some ship clear. Every restaurant

1444
02:08:22.880 --> 02:08:26.199
they me and my family, they't
invited by the restaurant themselves, or be

1445
02:08:26.359 --> 02:08:37.800
what's told about the restaurant hundred plus
time the slop slop this mess off,

1446
02:08:39.000 --> 02:08:46.239
mess off, slap tro slap slap
said said something else and then they said

1447
02:08:46.279 --> 02:09:01.079
corner store chen, corner corner stories, mystery. Yeah, caleus said I

1448
02:09:01.159 --> 02:09:05.199
need an anger translator. This is
go man, if I need one back.

1449
02:09:05.159 --> 02:09:13.479
Oh lord, I thought it was
messing loud. Well if it was

1450
02:09:13.039 --> 02:09:18.039
until like when his actual like when
Keith Leeve video were freezing, he would

1451
02:09:18.039 --> 02:09:30.319
still be doing a voiceover. But
then when for Ribert to bully me,

1452
02:09:30.920 --> 02:09:33.319
I'm gonna go ahead and up the
tool on you. He'll run down all

1453
02:09:33.399 --> 02:09:39.199
the different ways he will raise the
nigga off this plenty. I think unlive

1454
02:09:39.399 --> 02:09:46.960
motherfucker came from him. He is
fucking hilarious, dude. Because one of

1455
02:09:48.039 --> 02:09:54.399
my one of the first videos I
like remembered him from it was when he

1456
02:09:54.640 --> 02:10:00.439
was dating somebody and he was like, I don't never He was like,

1457
02:10:00.479 --> 02:10:01.399
no, I'm not never mind.
What's up? What you gotta tell me

1458
02:10:01.760 --> 02:10:05.439
detail he was born? Man,
He was like see that one? What

1459
02:10:05.560 --> 02:10:13.920
the fuck? So I cliped just
that little part of himself. What the

1460
02:10:13.039 --> 02:10:16.000
fuck? Because I'm like, dude, that park was so funny to me.

1461
02:10:16.159 --> 02:10:20.359
But he does like he does a
lot of videos about like with government

1462
02:10:20.399 --> 02:10:24.439
and stuff, how fucked up theirs? So yeah, if you don't follow

1463
02:10:24.520 --> 02:10:30.720
him, you probably should. But
he did astrology videos too, hilarious.

1464
02:10:30.840 --> 02:10:33.520
Yeah I didn't say him. I
have to look because I'm I see him.

1465
02:10:33.560 --> 02:10:37.079
I don't be on TikTok like that
unless like, like somebody sends me

1466
02:10:37.159 --> 02:10:41.840
a link and then I'll watch it. But I usually be like just strolling

1467
02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:46.760
and seeing Facebook reels. So I'm
gonna actually have to go on TikTok and

1468
02:10:48.119 --> 02:10:52.920
follow him on on TikTok because the
videos that I do come across on on

1469
02:10:52.079 --> 02:10:58.359
Facebook. That shit is so fucking
entertaining. But yeah, I feel like

1470
02:10:58.439 --> 02:11:07.520
he hit that pretty pretty well.
It's like when someone got you gotta figure

1471
02:11:07.520 --> 02:11:11.840
out a nice way to say it. Ye, let me go ahead.

1472
02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:18.359
I feel like Keith Lee did what
I usually do, like before I go

1473
02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:24.680
off, like I have to go
off to y'all or like the group chat,

1474
02:11:24.960 --> 02:11:28.560
and then I go and I'm like, all right, the steam is

1475
02:11:28.600 --> 02:11:31.279
out, the lid is back on
the pot. Let me go address this

1476
02:11:31.600 --> 02:11:35.159
in the calm and professional way.
But before that, how many times I'm

1477
02:11:35.239 --> 02:11:41.720
like in this punk bitch. Speaking
of which, So I was door dashing

1478
02:11:45.319 --> 02:12:31.399
the first I ever heard just h
m hm hmm. That's a perfect mkay.

1479
02:12:31.720 --> 02:12:41.119
Damn I got plenty charges. Oh
yeah, but I was door dashing,

1480
02:12:41.680 --> 02:12:50.279
and I really don't know what the
fuck be wrong with white people,

1481
02:12:50.520 --> 02:12:58.359
like whenever you see a white bitch
approaching and yoga pants, you know they're

1482
02:12:58.359 --> 02:13:05.279
finna be on bullshit. Yeah,
so I'm door dashing, and if you

1483
02:13:05.399 --> 02:13:09.159
know anything about you know, being
on the east side Prospect Farrewell, those

1484
02:13:09.199 --> 02:13:16.159
are one ways. They're also very
fucking busy. Yeah yeah. So you

1485
02:13:16.279 --> 02:13:24.119
know Prospect runs north and Farwell runs
south, so you have to travel south

1486
02:13:24.359 --> 02:13:30.199
on Firewell, turn and then you
know, come back up north on Prospect.

1487
02:13:30.960 --> 02:13:35.840
So me delivering, I'm turning on
Prospect like it's you know, it's

1488
02:13:35.920 --> 02:13:39.680
it's high traffic during that time,
so I can't cross over all the lanes

1489
02:13:41.039 --> 02:13:45.920
in order to get to the side
where my customer's apartment is on. So

1490
02:13:46.359 --> 02:13:50.399
I'm slowing down, looking like all
right, it's an apartment building right here

1491
02:13:50.439 --> 02:13:54.640
with an actual parking lot. Of
course it says private property. I'm just

1492
02:13:54.760 --> 02:14:01.119
running the fucking pizza to the door. So I go running the parking lot,

1493
02:14:01.279 --> 02:14:05.960
park, grab a piece of hood
box, check traffic, dart across.

1494
02:14:05.720 --> 02:14:11.000
He had the door already, hand
him the pizza, run back across,

1495
02:14:11.039 --> 02:14:16.279
getting the car. Now I see
the bitch and the yoga pants.

1496
02:14:16.720 --> 02:14:33.159
Oh fucking hiccups, hurt hold on
this bitch. Mm hmmm. Oh after

1497
02:14:33.199 --> 02:14:39.439
that that, I'm scared. Mm
hmmm mm hmmmmmm. Well you can't whip

1498
02:14:39.479 --> 02:14:43.640
out an uncircumcised dick stopped getting the
hiccups? Is that be the only thing

1499
02:14:43.840 --> 02:14:54.199
give me? But no, so
uh so I go and as I'm walking

1500
02:14:54.279 --> 02:14:58.640
back to the car, like the
bitch that was in the yoga pants talking

1501
02:14:58.680 --> 02:15:00.800
to the guy when I pulled up, like, she's you know, she's

1502
02:15:00.920 --> 02:15:05.840
walking this way. So I hop
in the truck and start the truck mark

1503
02:15:05.920 --> 02:15:09.399
the order is, you know,
delivered or whatever. I'm putting my seatbelt

1504
02:15:09.479 --> 02:15:18.920
on before I can even go and
get here on the window, so I

1505
02:15:18.000 --> 02:15:22.720
don't even like turn my hand for
it. I just do like this because

1506
02:15:22.720 --> 02:15:26.760
I already know it's the white picture. And she's like, excuse me,

1507
02:15:26.000 --> 02:15:28.800
I couldn't help, but notice you
parked here in this private property. I

1508
02:15:28.800 --> 02:15:31.920
said, I was here thirty seconds. She was like, well, I'm

1509
02:15:33.000 --> 02:15:35.680
just like this. You know,
I'm just letting you know because this is

1510
02:15:35.760 --> 02:15:39.560
someone's space, and you know,
they come home and you're in the space

1511
02:15:39.600 --> 02:15:41.159
and then they're pissed and they call
the police and get you to I said,

1512
02:15:41.159 --> 02:15:45.079
I won't even be here long enough
and we get told you were keeping

1513
02:15:45.159 --> 02:15:48.920
get the fuck away from my car. Like I I've been having a really

1514
02:15:48.000 --> 02:15:50.479
bad day, so I'm like,
get the fuck away from my car.

1515
02:15:50.600 --> 02:15:54.560
She was like, well, I'm
just letting you know this is private property

1516
02:15:54.560 --> 02:15:58.039
and get the fuck away from my
car. So I put it in reverse

1517
02:15:58.079 --> 02:16:01.199
and I pull off for she and
she had to jump off. The bitch,

1518
02:16:01.279 --> 02:16:07.520
move the fuck away from my vehicle. Dog. I was literally here

1519
02:16:07.600 --> 02:16:13.319
forty five. I'm delivering something that's
not like I just like strategically parking.

1520
02:16:13.399 --> 02:16:18.800
You saw me get out with a
pizza, come back without a fucking pizzas.

1521
02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:24.640
So what's that telling you? She
said, it's private property. Moved

1522
02:16:24.640 --> 02:16:30.720
your fucking trucks. And I'm like, bro, I really really, really

1523
02:16:30.840 --> 02:16:33.920
really hate these motherfuckers. The rules
was I don't give a fuck her and

1524
02:16:35.120 --> 02:16:39.760
them rules. She was what it
was like, bitch, you were not

1525
02:16:39.959 --> 02:16:43.760
the fucking parking enforcement. No.
I just say, like and then it's

1526
02:16:43.840 --> 02:16:48.920
like, it's not even your space. They are not even here. Well,

1527
02:16:48.000 --> 02:16:52.120
this is somebody's space, they would
bitch, they're not here, moved

1528
02:16:54.040 --> 02:16:56.639
spreading or does she actually even live
there? That'd be the funny part,

1529
02:16:56.920 --> 02:17:00.120
Like she could have been in the
building across because they do ship like that,

1530
02:17:00.680 --> 02:17:05.079
and it's just like, bro,
I got so so so so like

1531
02:17:05.239 --> 02:17:07.440
I went. I had to call
my mom to calm down because I was

1532
02:17:07.559 --> 02:17:15.639
mad, and I'm just like,
this is a recurring thing. I told

1533
02:17:15.680 --> 02:17:20.280
you all when I went to the
restaurant and the motherfucker was excuse me because

1534
02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:24.479
I didn't know he was talking to
me because my fucking truck is still running.

1535
02:17:24.920 --> 02:17:26.840
This is I was supposed to be
going to get oh you know what,

1536
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:33.840
fuck Kayla. So me me bringing
up going to get soup dumplings,

1537
02:17:33.920 --> 02:17:37.559
remind me that Kayla's a fucking trader
and went to go get fucking soup dumplings

1538
02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:43.000
without me. So yeah, but
no, we we were supposed to be

1539
02:17:43.120 --> 02:17:48.440
meeting to go get soup dumplings.
I didn't know if they were still available.

1540
02:17:48.520 --> 02:17:52.360
So before I shut off the car, rolled up the window, went

1541
02:17:52.399 --> 02:17:56.079
in the fucking restaurant like, hey, can I get the table for whatever?

1542
02:17:56.239 --> 02:17:58.120
Like I want to make sure we're
still going because otherwise, you know,

1543
02:17:58.200 --> 02:18:03.200
I can at one go get me
a sandwich somewhere. So I'm sitting

1544
02:18:03.280 --> 02:18:07.440
there in the space cars running and
I'm sending a message to them like,

1545
02:18:07.559 --> 02:18:11.680
hey, you know, y'all still
trying to eat or whatever. I hear

1546
02:18:13.079 --> 02:18:16.799
excuse me, miss, excuse me, like he said it three times,

1547
02:18:16.799 --> 02:18:26.559
and then I finally look over.
You shouldn't be parked there. I have

1548
02:18:26.760 --> 02:18:28.840
a you know, a person in
a wheelchair, and that well, you

1549
02:18:28.840 --> 02:18:33.200
should have fucking got here before I
did, so, you know, and

1550
02:18:33.319 --> 02:18:37.200
I have a habit of whenever because
some motherfucker did that to me when I

1551
02:18:37.319 --> 02:18:41.520
was outside a real dribe waiting on
her to come out. They did walk

1552
02:18:41.600 --> 02:18:43.079
right in front of the truck and
go. Because this is the handicap,

1553
02:18:46.799 --> 02:18:50.959
so I politely reached in the door, I grab my tag and I always

1554
02:18:50.959 --> 02:18:54.799
flip them off, and then well
you should hang it out. You should

1555
02:18:54.840 --> 02:18:56.719
mind your fucking business, get the
fucking this restaurant, leave me alone.

1556
02:18:58.280 --> 02:19:03.520
Like I hate it because they always
feel like they have the fucking authority to

1557
02:19:03.680 --> 02:19:11.399
say something to somebody. And it's
like I really be wanting the right caring

1558
02:19:11.520 --> 02:19:15.200
to test me though, because it's
like, you know, I preach to

1559
02:19:15.280 --> 02:19:18.440
my kids all the time. People
they they say what they want. That's

1560
02:19:18.799 --> 02:19:22.520
fine. As long as you know
nobody is, you know, physically threatening

1561
02:19:22.600 --> 02:19:28.920
to you, then don't worry about
it. I be wanting, wanting just

1562
02:19:28.159 --> 02:19:31.520
one of them to think that I'm
gonna be the one that they try to

1563
02:19:31.559 --> 02:19:39.920
spit on, or they gonna try
to grab and do some ship the way,

1564
02:19:39.479 --> 02:19:45.760
I am going to unleash the fucking
cracking cracker. I'm gonna unleash the

1565
02:19:45.840 --> 02:19:50.920
cracker like I'm going to go fucking
nuts one. Tell your people to fucking

1566
02:19:52.040 --> 02:20:01.319
chill. They're not niggas. That's
the problem. Because if I walked up

1567
02:20:01.360 --> 02:20:05.200
on your car to let you know
some information and you proceeded to get aggressive

1568
02:20:05.239 --> 02:20:09.840
with me, I'm a master ship
out. You not even gonna lie to

1569
02:20:09.959 --> 02:20:18.840
you because this you're coming to my
car but approaching me. But I was.

1570
02:20:18.319 --> 02:20:22.760
I was having a reasonable conversation.
You weren't having a reasonable conversation.

1571
02:20:22.159 --> 02:20:24.959
You came over to be a bitch. I said, excuse me, miss

1572
02:20:26.600 --> 02:20:30.959
nigger, you don't belong here.
That I said excuse me, miss parking,

1573
02:20:33.319 --> 02:20:39.399
and you just said I got it. Pulling off away from you,

1574
02:20:41.040 --> 02:20:43.079
I'm not even gonna let you get
the second one off, Because'm gonna said

1575
02:20:43.079 --> 02:20:46.600
the first one. I didn't even
let the window down for this bitch.

1576
02:20:46.719 --> 02:20:50.079
So you've just been masing glass because
why are you walking up and tapping on

1577
02:20:50.120 --> 02:20:52.479
my vehicle? Now, what if
I was scared and thought you was gonna

1578
02:20:52.520 --> 02:20:56.760
ride me and I blew your fucking
brains out through this goddamn driver side windows?

1579
02:20:56.159 --> 02:21:00.840
Would willing to take to stand up
for the fact that you need to

1580
02:21:00.920 --> 02:21:05.799
not park in a handicap spot.
This wasn't a handicap spot. Property two

1581
02:21:05.840 --> 02:21:15.760
different things. W W life you
already have. You've been a terrible person

1582
02:21:15.799 --> 02:21:20.040
to me the past couple of weeks, be neglecting me. Nigga went out

1583
02:21:20.399 --> 02:21:22.719
and then she posted on purpose knowing
like had had me me go trip about

1584
02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:31.920
this and bragged about it. Mm
hm hmmm horrible. But yeah, White

1585
02:21:33.000 --> 02:21:41.559
people so hard to need to learn
boundaries because I am still adjusting to my

1586
02:21:41.719 --> 02:21:46.639
meds and I am not fully balanced
out yet leave me the funck alone.

1587
02:21:48.600 --> 02:21:56.079
Sometimes that's what they're doing when they
want to. You know, I actually

1588
02:21:56.200 --> 02:22:00.280
think the next time it happened,
I'm gonna try to flip it. I'm

1589
02:22:00.280 --> 02:22:07.040
gonna start screaming, yelling, So
what are you doing here? You're scaring

1590
02:22:07.159 --> 02:22:13.159
me? Excuse me saying you can't
touch me right there? Yeah, she

1591
02:22:13.399 --> 02:22:20.200
touched my on squirms do like Melissa
McCarthy did. What movie was that was

1592
02:22:20.280 --> 02:22:28.799
that? No? No, no, no, no, really she was

1593
02:22:28.840 --> 02:22:37.559
in brides Maids. The heat was
fing hilarious. I'm yeah wrong, no,

1594
02:22:37.920 --> 02:22:43.200
Melissa McCarthy, Yeah, yeah,
no, it was the movie.

1595
02:22:43.239 --> 02:22:48.040
It was her and it was the
one that I can never think of her

1596
02:22:48.559 --> 02:23:01.479
name. No, that was sound
but identity at all one mustache word.

1597
02:23:11.440 --> 02:23:16.079
No, it was they were I
think it was she was married to Paul

1598
02:23:16.200 --> 02:23:18.840
Rudd in this movie. Possibly,
but it's the one who was like,

1599
02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:24.120
I want some French els her.
She's always the goofy woe in the movie.

1600
02:23:24.159 --> 02:23:31.479
But I forgot her her fucking name
in the movie. But yeah,

1601
02:23:31.680 --> 02:23:37.840
the bottom line, her kid was
bullying their kid and he told her like,

1602
02:23:37.239 --> 02:23:41.319
you know, next time, I'm
gonna have my kid like like she

1603
02:23:41.479 --> 02:23:43.319
was was going off and she was
like, oh my god, you just

1604
02:23:43.360 --> 02:23:48.159
touched my nipple. Yeah, and
he was right, and he was like

1605
02:23:48.360 --> 02:23:54.360
he was like, who has high
as nipples up? Like, But it

1606
02:23:54.479 --> 02:23:58.879
was that when I can't remember what
movie that was, but I'm gonna pull

1607
02:23:58.920 --> 02:24:03.639
one of those like you just touch
my nipples. I'm gonna just I'm I'm

1608
02:24:03.760 --> 02:24:07.000
out caring a car and see how
this worked. Oh my god, I

1609
02:24:07.159 --> 02:24:16.680
just broke me. You define mm
hmm. And I know how to cry

1610
02:24:16.760 --> 02:24:22.200
on command, my god, And
I know how to cry on command that

1611
02:24:22.440 --> 02:24:33.239
universal white people. Brother. They
just starts saying, oh yep, I

1612
02:24:33.319 --> 02:24:39.360
can't wait. I'm gonna go park
in a handicap spot with and I'm gonna

1613
02:24:39.360 --> 02:24:43.040
have the tag in my lap just
to provoke them. I'll be waiting.

1614
02:24:46.920 --> 02:24:50.360
No, they need to stop sucking
with me. Mind your fucking business.

1615
02:24:52.280 --> 02:24:56.680
They're gonna try to avoid them because
I know you're not minding the whitest of

1616
02:24:56.799 --> 02:25:03.120
white always ship never I've never been
addressed but one place that I'm afraid of

1617
02:25:03.600 --> 02:25:15.200
West Yo. Nothing about you looks
like unsafe niggah people. Yo. Like

1618
02:25:15.319 --> 02:25:22.040
you look like you know all their
songs and like pumpkin pie, like sing

1619
02:25:22.120 --> 02:25:31.920
some some sugar. Yeah that was
fired. Actually, I think because I

1620
02:25:33.040 --> 02:25:35.840
drive a jeep, it's more so
like it's more of a white guy,

1621
02:25:35.280 --> 02:25:39.639
you know what I mean. I
get ducked. I was about to say,

1622
02:25:39.680 --> 02:25:41.159
do you get ducked? I got
ducked today, like right in front

1623
02:25:41.159 --> 02:25:45.600
of my face. I got I
was like standing there and lady pulled up.

1624
02:25:45.639 --> 02:25:48.959
The girl got shred on social media
because she was passing about Dixon.

1625
02:25:48.040 --> 02:25:50.479
They was like, bitch, just
turned your jeep in. She didn't want

1626
02:25:50.479 --> 02:25:54.239
to. She didn't know what it
meant. So she thought that you know,

1627
02:25:54.360 --> 02:26:01.159
somebody was there'sucking with her car with
the culture fan. But you don't

1628
02:26:01.159 --> 02:26:09.600
deserve a lady who's ducky had like
a little deep Cherokee. They don't count

1629
02:26:09.079 --> 02:26:16.639
that. I don't tell somebody.
It's like being part of like the I

1630
02:26:16.799 --> 02:26:26.719
don't it's choke. It's the same
ship. It's exact same ship. That's

1631
02:26:26.760 --> 02:26:33.920
exactly. Are they not Jordan's They're
made by the same Are they not Jordan's?

1632
02:26:33.920 --> 02:26:39.079
They're made by the same company.
Are they not Jordan's stuff? What

1633
02:26:39.239 --> 02:26:46.520
makes them not Jordan's That they're made
by the same company, qualified one.

1634
02:26:46.840 --> 02:26:52.520
And the duck goes on a wrangler, it doesn't go on a Cherokee or

1635
02:26:52.559 --> 02:27:01.120
a liberty. It's the secret Society. No, it's secret society, Audio

1636
02:27:01.159 --> 02:27:07.399
Assis Ducks. I don't know.
I want to be offended by your comments.

1637
02:27:07.440 --> 02:27:18.520
I'm not gonna be oh because you
don't like Sherman. Sherman Phoenix parking

1638
02:27:18.559 --> 02:27:20.079
Lot. Be dark as if I
didn't know Tim and I saw him and

1639
02:27:20.200 --> 02:27:24.120
be like what's up and just walked
to the truck. I wouldn't I wouldn't

1640
02:27:24.159 --> 02:27:26.799
even look back. I wouldn't be
like following me. I just keep going.

1641
02:27:28.000 --> 02:27:30.879
I probably like, Bro, you're
good. You need me to walk

1642
02:27:30.920 --> 02:27:37.920
you to your truck, like you're
a safe black man. Man face,

1643
02:27:39.000 --> 02:27:46.840
I'm like, you did you need
to watch you pull off? Now?

1644
02:27:46.920 --> 02:27:50.520
That gas station that don't have me
in last night was the opposite of me.

1645
02:27:54.719 --> 02:27:56.959
Yeah, but you know, I'll
go to the hood of the spots

1646
02:27:58.000 --> 02:28:01.360
and like whatever. Whatever. I
was just like, Yo, it's so

1647
02:28:01.639 --> 02:28:09.760
unsafe, man. The scariest thing. Wow, this nigga live in the

1648
02:28:09.799 --> 02:28:15.000
hood and he walks to the hood
gas station. Dude, that gas station

1649
02:28:15.159 --> 02:28:20.040
by your house is the hoodest gas
station in all of gas stations. And

1650
02:28:20.159 --> 02:28:22.159
don't give me that. I know
people over here, bro, people always

1651
02:28:22.200 --> 02:28:28.520
getting murdered. Literally on the next
block on the corner four hundred how much

1652
02:28:28.600 --> 02:28:33.159
is the city block four hundred feet
four hundred feet away? Nigga bodies drop

1653
02:28:33.399 --> 02:28:37.399
all the time. There's like just
a gang of ghosts on the corner roaming

1654
02:28:37.639 --> 02:28:46.479
right there in front of the store. The fires they say, they walk

1655
02:28:46.520 --> 02:28:54.760
over there, they run over the
crime scene like fuck it don't burn the

1656
02:28:54.840 --> 02:29:05.959
gas levels. That is so you
can't be well, I know everybody over

1657
02:29:05.000 --> 02:29:09.799
here. The fact that niggas,
it's just I know you were because you've

1658
02:29:09.840 --> 02:29:13.360
said it to me before. That's
why I shut that ship down before you

1659
02:29:13.479 --> 02:29:16.680
started. And like, bro,
niggas, Okay, look, this is

1660
02:29:16.719 --> 02:29:20.159
the corner of the gas station.
This is the corner where niggas always get

1661
02:29:20.200 --> 02:29:26.520
murdered because you know, you got
across the street, so this is a

1662
02:29:26.600 --> 02:29:31.040
gas station. His house is here, right. But then it's like,

1663
02:29:31.120 --> 02:29:41.760
Bro, the gunpowder. I just
felt that gas station and the niggas that

1664
02:29:41.920 --> 02:29:54.440
walked in this gas station last night
was a very even just hadna you ain't

1665
02:29:54.479 --> 02:29:58.360
seen the nigga in the orange was
right here. And the big ass black

1666
02:29:58.440 --> 02:30:03.520
panther on the fakes you definitely got
to worry about. He has to recognize.

1667
02:30:05.920 --> 02:30:07.959
Yeah, Like, folks, look
like you just shot a niggas,

1668
02:30:09.719 --> 02:30:13.879
but he got a recognizable card.
Then you had a nigga out there with

1669
02:30:13.959 --> 02:30:20.079
the slow bomb drinking a two liters
die coke, white guy, I define,

1670
02:30:20.079 --> 02:30:22.200
not only was he poor, he
was happy to get his free diet

1671
02:30:22.239 --> 02:30:26.319
coke. Was it free? Somebody? Hey, let me tell you something

1672
02:30:28.799 --> 02:30:35.959
if I'm If I'm ever unfortunate enough
to end up homeless, I don't give

1673
02:30:35.959 --> 02:30:37.840
a fuck what struggles I'm going through. Like I'm broke as fuck right now.

1674
02:30:37.840 --> 02:30:41.680
I got a lot of shipping.
I'm not drinking on die coke with

1675
02:30:41.760 --> 02:30:50.959
that terroristic drink of the coke is
too sweet, save niggas. It's too

1676
02:30:50.000 --> 02:30:54.399
sweet. Like I'm the age with
ship. It's too sweet for me.

1677
02:30:56.079 --> 02:31:01.360
I'm doing with diabetic tone. I'm
not then. I think it was an

1678
02:31:01.680 --> 02:31:13.000
offering people gas. But but that's
regular ship. It was before too many

1679
02:31:13.079 --> 02:31:28.159
people in the Okay, Hey no, So the last thing, the very

1680
02:31:28.319 --> 02:31:33.440
last time that one deteriorated on air, I was sick for like two weeks.

1681
02:31:33.559 --> 02:31:37.719
Let me tell you how it happened. We were still recording at my

1682
02:31:37.879 --> 02:31:41.479
crib in my living room at this
time. One walks in the door.

1683
02:31:41.879 --> 02:31:45.159
I hear it instantly. He like, no, it's just allergies. I'm

1684
02:31:45.280 --> 02:31:48.000
like, are you sure? Yeah, I'm good, it's just allergies.

1685
02:31:48.719 --> 02:31:54.319
Throughout the episode, you hear this
nigga slowly dying. Yeah, you hear

1686
02:31:54.399 --> 02:32:01.440
this nigga slowly dying, And this
nigga is like the entire like, bro,

1687
02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:07.360
you just hear the decline. You're
like, Bro, this nigga is

1688
02:32:07.799 --> 02:32:13.799
dying. That next morning, I
woke up and I had that tickle.

1689
02:32:13.840 --> 02:32:18.440
I saw all this. This nigga
was only sick for like four days.

1690
02:32:18.559 --> 02:32:24.680
Bro, I was down for weeks. The Godfather all the time. You

1691
02:32:24.760 --> 02:32:31.719
come to my house. You didn't. You don't even offer me a drink.

1692
02:32:33.040 --> 02:32:35.360
Bro, I was. I was
so mad because he was like,

1693
02:32:35.479 --> 02:32:39.479
no, I'm good cause it's just
allergies. I'm like, Bro, that

1694
02:32:39.559 --> 02:32:43.319
don't sound like fucking allergies. And
then, like I said, throughout the

1695
02:32:43.440 --> 02:32:48.040
episode, it's just the nigga was
getting raspberer rasphere. I'm like, bro,

1696
02:32:50.600 --> 02:33:01.600
it's just weakness leaving the body whatever
that MMMM. So yeah, I'm

1697
02:33:01.680 --> 02:33:05.799
not gonna subject myself to any more
ones germs. You're going to wrap this

1698
02:33:07.079 --> 02:33:13.040
up so that I can go home
and take three packets of emergency immediately in

1699
02:33:13.159 --> 02:33:16.559
the orange juice. That's what I
do. I take my in orange juice.

1700
02:33:16.559 --> 02:33:20.120
So I got my simply orange,
and I'm finna dump three packets and

1701
02:33:20.200 --> 02:33:26.280
a big ass Taco bell cup full
of orange juice because I'm not Anny rubbing

1702
02:33:26.360 --> 02:33:33.799
his nose and ship. That's all
That's that's all. Ann he touched mic

1703
02:33:35.000 --> 02:33:41.159
see this how see this is how
zombie a POPUALYMP start, Just how a

1704
02:33:41.200 --> 02:33:45.040
fucking zombie a popult start. So
I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning into

1705
02:33:45.120 --> 02:33:52.159
this very dangerous episode. I hope
the episode was worth it, because I

1706
02:33:52.280 --> 02:33:56.760
am scared for my life right now. If you were not able to tune

1707
02:33:56.799 --> 02:33:58.959
in for the full live that is
okay. You can always catch the replace

1708
02:34:00.360 --> 02:34:05.159
or tune in to the episodes when
they drop on your favorite podcast platforms on

1709
02:34:05.360 --> 02:34:09.959
Tuesday at ten am, or whenever
the fuck tone remembers. So until next

1710
02:34:09.040 --> 02:34:11.200
time, we got a hope