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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks
for getting your pot on, Thanks

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for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word. That's how we

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spread the word. Dougie Fresh in
the house, in the house baby,

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happy post eclips day. Yeah,
I did you see it? Did you

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see it? I? Uh?
Did you look up without your glasses like

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everybody else? You have a headache
for a little while? No? No,

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I didn't, I didn't. Did
you did you really have a headache?

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Uh? Just a little bit?
Really? Yeah. They said that

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even with the cloud was clouds across
the eclipse, and where the glasses for

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a little bit, you'd see some
colors, which I think I did in

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this guy. I mean, obviously
was overcast and wasn't the best result,

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But I don't, I don't.
Uh hmm, I didn't know. Did

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you have the glasses on the whole
time? No? No, never,

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I put them on and the glasses
were so dark that I like it literally

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like was lights out when you put
the glasses. I did, I did

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for a little bit. Yeah,
and so I did not do. Uh,

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maybe it was not where I was
listening to that was giving me a

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headache. That could be because I
was no I frontier field. Yeah,

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I mean I I found that.
I thought it was great, and I

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I think I'm in the minority,
but I thought it was No. I

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thought it. I thought it was
great too. And I said, uh,

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you know, I think it's wonderful
that something like this can bring a

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a city together. And yeah,
people here and people are complaining, Oh,

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they're spending all their money, they're
traveling. I'm like, what do

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you care. I'm like, it's
astrology, it's it's nature. And if

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they have the money to come in
and see Rochester. And although we have

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to offer besides garbage place, Astrong
Museum, Sanitarium, Charlotte Beach, you

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and you and I were talking about, like, you know, what was

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there the economic impact. I have
no idea. I don't know, and

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these numbers always take it like a
little bit to tut out. But there

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are people who are saying, like, you know, where were they?

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Where was everybody? Hey, there
was no traffic, there was anything.

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Everybody followed the rules, there was
no incidents. They've been and they've been

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planning this for well over a year, seven years to be exact. They've

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known and I know that the Sheriff's
Department has been, you know, planning.

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So I have no idea. I
have a friend that I went to

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Saint John Fisher with Greg Luduca,
who is the part of the Rochester Chamber

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of Commerce. I don't know what
he is. He's something with the welcome

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what I don't know, but it's
not even welcome wagon. I don't know.

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So I run into him in front
of your field and I said,

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what is the real numbers here?
And he said, well, I don't

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know if you saw the chart,
but ninety nine percent of the airbnbs in

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the totality path throughout the United States
were sold out. He goes our hotels

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downtown were all sold out, they
were at capacity. And then Jamie Lissou,

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who was at the comedy club,
couldn't even get in to Rochester.

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Wound up having to rent a car
and drive it here this weekend. And

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then I won't get into that later
and then so there's that, and then

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Mac of all trades, his wife
comes next door. They were down in

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uh Key West and they got I
don't know if it was a weather delay

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that was somewhere in the United States
that kept them a couple days. They

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couldn't get back to Rochester, and
they kept calling the airline and the airlines

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like, look, it's the eclipse. We can't catch any flights into Rochester.

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We don't have enough people to even
man the towers. So they wound

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up last night getting into Philly at
nine o'clock, and then from there only

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three of them could get on the
next flight because they were sold without seats.

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So they're ending up getting a refund
from the airline. And Mike had

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a rent a car and arrived at
three thirty this morning from Philadelphia and all

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that. So I have no idea. So that says to me, a

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shitload of people came here, but
everybody's going Where were they? I don't

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know. Now, when you drove
into Frontier Field or it was no more

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traffic than no more traffic, But
I got I left the full outside.

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I mean I go down there was
about no there wasn't It was everybody was,

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here's the thing, no school,
No school last week. The kids

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were already on spring break. They're
still in spring extra day, spring break

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mode. Stay inside, sleep a
little later. Right. Everybody's kicking their

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feet up. Didn't they say?
One hundred thousand two five? One hundred

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thousand? I guess, but here, But here's that's kind of a big

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I got you. I know it's
a big swath. You're right in big

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range, But like, how many
people are coming to the party, thirty

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or eighty? That's a big thing. Sure it is, But I have

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no idea. This is what I'm
telling you. So you've got the people

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who were saying exactly that, and
I'm saying, I don't know. Because

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I'm told by people in charge that
the hotels were sold out downtown and by

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friends, two of them could not
even get into this city because of the

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eclipse. I don't know what that
means. I don't know. I don't

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know. I don't either. I
know my parents went to a party to

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the next door neighbors, o' lachland's
or cooking grills outside. We had something

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at Forest Sills. We just had
hots and hams and told people to come

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on down and yeah about I don't
know about twenty people. See, I

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mean that's it. I think like
little pockets of people. I know all

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parties. There was a party at
my buddy Damien's, or it's a party

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right down here at my wine and
cheese bar that my mother and I stopped

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into because I came back and set
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We go in there and they have
a big giant cheese platter. So

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we're sitting there talking, laughing,
and my mother goes, can we get

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some cheese? And then he's like, oh, it was for a private

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party, but here was the deal. Twenty dollars. You got live music,

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your first drink, and access to
this giant cheese tray and fruits and

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all that stuff. And I go, that's actually not a bad price.

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So then I said, well,
how about I pay you twenty bucks and

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I'm gonna go get some cheese.
And she goes, haven't you just go

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get some cheese. It's because my
mother walks in the old charmer that cheese

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to smell so good. I think
I'd like some cheese. I don't know,

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I have not been sleeping well because
I'm I have a one bedroom place

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that I have, and uh,
it becomes I guess problematic. But I

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don't have my kids, so I'm
like, I'm not gonna you know what

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I mean, I'm not gonna spend
it. So I have been sleeping on

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an air mattress. But it becomes
a core exercise at about in the middle

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of the night because it deflates slightly
and you roll over and you start to

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lose your balance. And I'm like, so I am very tired, and

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I'm staying with you. Ob Yeah, she's got the beautiful king sized bed

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right and you've got there with the
duck night. I knew it was a

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new air match. Fuck man,
so and then I got anyway, it

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doesn't matter. But I will say
this, I I think that that thing.

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Yesterday. I'm standing there watching the
eclipse, and I know that there

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was everybody shitting on it. It
didn't happen. We didn't see. And

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I kept looking up and I go, wow, this is really cool because

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I could see the corona like was
shining through that that would be the edge

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of the sun because it's bigger than
the moon coming through and you and it

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was lighting up patches of the sky
and you could see where this the clouds

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were thinner, and then it got
completely dark and it was really really I

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found it interesting. Yeah, that
part was really neat. I kept going

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in this out of the bar.
Yeah, I go fill up a drink

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or get somebody something, and it
was getting darker and the next thing you

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know, it's it's midnight. Yeah, I'm like, this is you know

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that cool? You're not going to
see this every day now, So what

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did you take away from that?
Because I took something away and I think

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that either maybe I'm fucking weird,
but I took some fucking weird anyway.

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Yeh, yeah, I I just
thought it was a nice experience to be

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part of. Now. I remember
years ago where you could see the solar

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flares and we had a neighbor they
had the welding glass. Yeah yeah,

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and you could see just a hair
of it coming off the sun. But

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could say that you did it,
And I thought that was neat. But

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for all the heaters out there,
oh, it didn't happen out it was

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overcast. You you can't change the
weather and no, and it's it's very

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very funny to me that we had
a like not a cloud in the sky

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for the sky on Sunday. Not
a cloud. It's eighty degrees here or

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seventy guys looking up there at ay
Rochester. Here's another one for you.

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Hey, hey, we're going wide
right with the eclipse too, Joe,

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turn up the clouds. It's like, but I but that okay, so

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wide right with the clips? So
what a dig? I'm Diggs. I'm

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watching dig I'm watching this and I
went, Okay, I think this.

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I think we live completely wrong as
human beings, completely fucking wrong. I'm

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watching this and I go, there
is clearly a higher intelligence. And I

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used to jokingly say to my kids
when they would get stressed out more when

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they were like teens, the older
boys and I would always go, hey,

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did anybody uh push the button to
make the sun come up this morning?

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Did you go out and spin the
earth to make sure like there's all

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this shit that's happening? And we
get so caught up in our lives that

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we forget like things are still happening. And I am a huge believer.

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As I've gotten older and gotten away
from it's like, you get to this

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planet and you're conditioned, your conditioned
to life is hard. You've got to

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work. You gotta grind, you
gotta blah blah blah blah. And I'm

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believing more and more in my life
that that is complete and utter fucking horseshit.

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It is wrong. You didn't truck
anything and here from another planet.

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All the resources were here. Everything
you need to have is here. The

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only thing you need to have is
a better attitude, because when you're feeling

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good and you're in the zone,
everything works for you. Everything. The

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universe does not put anything in it
that it cannot support. It just doesn't.

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Right. And I'm watching this yesterday
and I go, all of this

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stuff is happening, and you never
think about it. I don't think about

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the sun coming up and going down. I don't know, if you take

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a look at the history of the
Aztecs, when all you had was to

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farm your crops and look at the
sun and the moon and the stars.

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They had a lot of things figured
out back then. Yes, But I'm

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just saying, like, but all
that was done right. So they built

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it into they figured it out,
and they used all the resources that were

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here, and there was happiness and
there was all this. We are like

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miserable, miserable, I mean,
think about all the things that just make

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you miserable in a day, think
about all the shit. And I'm not

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saying, look, I'm irritable today
because I have not slept well. So

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I am. I am irritable.
And I have to pause at one point

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and go, you had this almost
what felt like an epiphany standing there yesterday,

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going everything we do. It's the
Shakespearean line, you know, life,

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you're but a player on the stage. Do you front and strat your

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hour to be hurt? No more? Wow, you're gonna die? Right?

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And that what they said, Yeah, yeah, so Shakespeare wrote that,

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And I go, we live completely. We're all fucking mad about shit,

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and we gotta you gotta get to
work. You better work, you

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better work, but fuck fuck you
and fuck It's like all this stuff is

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still going on. Do what you
want? Be happy? Have you know?

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Yes? Do you want to buy
some land in Alaska? And you

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could just well build a cab?
I understand what it sounds like that,

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But we get mad, we get
them oment like, here's the other thing.

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I go, you can't worry.
We definitely put value on the wrong

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things. I think we absolutely put
well. I have proof because I had

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all these thoughts, and then Danny
from the podcast said to me, hey,

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did you see this? And I'll
play it for you in a second,

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and I thought, actually, you
may get a kick out of it.

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I'm sure we'll probably get a couple
of jokes. But I go,

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we worry, we stretch, we
get mad, we mistake emotions. You

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know, we start to think that
when we worry about somebody that that means

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we really love them. But you
can't worry and love someone at the same

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time. You cannot. It is
no, you cannot. You cannot.

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You don't worry about my mother.
You can't worry, and that's that's one

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thing, and then love is the
other. And when you're loving her,

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everything's great, right, you probably
have better conversations. When you're worrying about

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her. You're not loving her,
you're worrying, and that you're worrying about

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her, And that's what I'm saying. And I go, man, we

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we fucked. We are so fucked. And it's and I don't know who's

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fault. And you can't have two
emotions at once. What if you're making

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love to a woman and you're worrying
about your mother, but you're making love

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and good. But is it the
picture you're there? You're not all there.

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You're not all there, You're not
alone there. I'm just saying you're

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not all there. And I think
most people mistake the emotion of worry for

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love and they're fucking wrong. And
I'm sitting there. They go, If

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I say this into a microphone,
people are gonna think I'm I'm fucking crazy.

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But I think I just I thought
this is I think this is how

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things are. And then Danny sends
me this. This is a guy that

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goes around the country and he finds
people probably between the ages of sixty and

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one hundred, and he asked them
questions like, what's your biggest regret?

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What would you tell your younger self? What are the things that you don't

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you no longer believe that sort of
thing. So I want to play just

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a couple of these for you,
and I would love to, you know,

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just hear you, because I think
he can maybe make them funny.

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But here's one. How old are
you sixty three? If you could give

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one piece of advice to someone younger
than you, what would you say,

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don't listen to anybody. Ninety percent
is in your stomach. If it feels

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right, you do it, and
if it don't feel right, you don't

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do it. Wow, why is
that so important? Because human beings have

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feelings and you could feel that.
You know, if it's not right and

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everyone's snaking, it's right. And
maybe you have a different edge and you

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don't feel it's right, you know, I'll do it. What is something

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you thought was really important when you
were younger, but as you got older

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you realized it wasn't that important having
a lot of money. You don't need

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a lot of money to be happy
in life. My parents are gone.

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All the money in the world can't
bring that back. And all the money

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in the world can't bring your health. If you're in bed and you can't

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get out, you have a ton
of money, it's not gonna get you

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out of bed. So you said
your parents are gone, Yeah, they're

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gone about fifteen years. What is
something you wanted to say to your parents

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that you never got a chance to
say? Thank you for everything you've done

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for me? Maybe who I was
beautiful? That's it? They did good?

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Old? Right? Isn't that interesting? Yes, it's it's sixty three.

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He's only what right? Not that
old? In terms of today's parents

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died young and forty something. Yes, and his parents died probably when they

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were in their sixties, so you
start to think of that, but I

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do. My father's going to be
eighty next year, so I got another

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twenty seven years to dick around and
have fun. That's how I looked at

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it. And he outlived his father. Yeah, yeah, my dad's outlived

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his dad by about five years so
far. How old is your dad?

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Seventy eight? All right, so
you got another twenty eight years. Yeah,

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we're going to be doing this for
another twenty years. That's all right.

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That's fine, my man. I
want to hit every state, Alaska,

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Hawaii, Louisiana. Here's another one. How old are you? I

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am seventy three. How does it
feel to be seventy three? It feels

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great. I don't feel seventy three. I can't believe I got here.

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What is something you thought was really
important when you were younger, but as

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you got older, you realized it
wasn't that important. Money. It was

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always about making money and having money
and as long as you have enough to

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eat, keep a roof over your
head, you guys, So what does

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matter in life? Love? Family, all the non material things they get

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you through. Have you ever lost
someone you really love? I just lost

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my father last year. That was
really hard. I did losing your dad

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a year ago impact you? He
was ninety eight. He lived a wonderful

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life and we all knew that,
but at the same time, none of

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us were ready to sing him out. Is there anything you miss about him?

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I miss everything. I miss the
sayings. I missed talking to him

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every morning, just a it was
an amazing man. What is something you

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really wanted to say to him that
you never got a chance to say.

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I just hope that he knows how
wonderful father we all thought he was.

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If you could go back in time
and have a conversation with your younger self,

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what would you tell her, sweat
the small stuff, don't sweat the

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little stuff. It's all gonna work
itself out. Well, I really believe

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that. I believe that they think
of your own life, everything always works

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out. But by god damn do
we sweat it? So what is the

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small stuff? I don't. I
don't know, because that's an easy saying.

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I mean, what is the small
stuff? The small stuff is the

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everyday bullshit you're sweating, paying the
bills, making the money stop and just

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relax and all the shit's gonna be
Okay, Well, you gotta go and

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do stuff. But I do have
to stuff. But I think you have

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to come from a positive inspired way
of doing things. Then this I gotta

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grind. I gotta Oh man,
I don't you know, I swear to

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God your brain's a magnet. Well, brains are fucking magnet. You're right,

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maybe, and I don't know.
I will say one thing that grinds

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any is just having some credit card
debt. Sure you know. I just

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had to give my a car repaired
and it was one thousand dollars. Now

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the interests and the fire's tone card
is I think twenty nine percent, right,

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So you're trying just to walk to
ketch up some of these situations you

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have to run to ketch up.
Yeah, then you're what's the old saying,

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robbing Paul to pay Peter, robbing
Peter to pay Paul, pay Yeah

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whatever, you know what? Yeah, but I understand it. But I

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often think sometimes when we start getting
ourselves into that mental like feeling of lack,

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that's why, like when the first
guy said, basically follow your gut,

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I'd say even something more like,
I think we're all intuitive. We

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kind of know. You ever get
a gut feeling like, hey, I

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don't want to do that. That
doesn't feel right, you know? You

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ever do something and stay in it
too long? You know, Oh,

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something happened? Hell? Oh should
we pause? Here? He who's it?

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Your mother? You need a call
her? No, she's probably texting

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me and she hit call instead.
But I love her. Now I'm worrying.

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Why see, But Mom, I
can't I apologize. Oh that's all

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right, but uh oh, I
just think like you gotta follow your gut.

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Like there's something that's like it's just
been bugging me for a while,

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and I feel like I keep doing
it over and over and everything's staying kind

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of the same and all this stuff, and I'm like, I think it

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gotta just jump follow my gut,
get the fuck out, you know,

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stop that stuff, go with it, donut. It just becomes like a

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waste of fucking time, you know. And you don't want to hurt feelings,

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you know, want to, but
sometimes you just gotta go fuck it.

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I can anymore. I can't because
it's not there's another chapter to be

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yes, exactly if you could go
back in time, and have a conversation

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with your younger self. What would
you tell him? I would tell him

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the desire to have material possessions to
compete in that very artificial and empty world

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is a waste of time. It's
useless, and it's very negative. And

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then to look for relationships. My
curiosity is about people. Have you ever

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lost someone you really love? Yes? My father miss him every day.

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He was a very positive influence on
me. What's an experience you've had with

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your dad that really changed you as
a person that really stands out to you.

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There was one day when I was
really in a bad way in my

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first marriage, and I went to
him and I was very upset and I

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was crying, and he finally realized
that I was suffering, and he put

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his arms around me and he said, I will make it my business to

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make sure that you get better.
And that was a significant moment in my

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life. What is something you really
wanted to say to your father that you

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never got a chance to tell him? How much I think I have become

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more like you, Dad, than
either I or you could ever have imagined.

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I heard that one when I go
I feel like a shitty dad,

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because I've had situations where I've just
been like, got the fucking drama,

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let's go, I got it out. There's nothing wrong with it. Nothing

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that bad day stop. Don't you
hear people say, yeah, my father

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had to give me a kick and
the ass one. Yeah. I mean

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I I also think that there are
people that are just there are people I

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sometimes parents are better to be seen
and not heard. Yes, it's a

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weird thing because I often like lectured
my guys a lot, like it would

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be, you know, hey,
you got a b b bah bah bah

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blah. And then now I feel
like I've sort of done a bit of

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a one eighty and and I was
somewhere with my son who's going to be

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graduating college in a couple of weeks, and somebody said to him, uh,

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it was like a work party for
him. He was he works for

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McCarthy's tent. So they had this
this really nice party. And he took

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me to him and he said,
somebody, go, Zah, is your

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old man give you a lot of
you know, advice and stuff like that.

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He goes not anymore. Actually,
he just kind of leaves me alone.

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And I said, yeah, because
at this point, the one thing

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I learned is it's it's not my
life, and that's the problem. We

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want to try to save somebody from
mistakes or a problem that we made,

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and it's not your life. Let
him go and just do the things to

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learn. I mean I learned for
yourself, right, I mean I say

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things to like he's saying to me, he's graduating, doesn't know what he's

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gonna doesn't know what he's gonna do. I get all these questions and I

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think, I gotta gotta And I
said to him, you don't do anything.

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You're twenty two years old. I
go buy a backpack, get a

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Google map and go through Europe there. Just go. I go, you

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gotta Oh, I got it?
Well, I go, no, you

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don't. I said, you know
what you should do? You want to

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do this? Want you go and
get a job at Martha's Vineyard for the

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summer and then take the winner and
go to Park City, Utah and do

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that and make a lot of money. Yeah, this is the time to

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do it. And I go yeah, and I go, buddy, you're

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this is a kid who is he
is jacked. He is in phenop The

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best shape he's ever gonna be in
is right now. Right, he can

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bench three and twenty pounds out Florida
X year old wife. Go will Yeah,

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I'm not saying go be a whore. I am. You're listening out

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there, I am. I am
saying, go and live, Go for

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the adventure. Go sweat. Stop
this fucking I gotta get a job.

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I gotta sweat. I sweat.
People will often yell get mad at me

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because I still think not college is
not for everybody. It's not no,

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And I know I hate seeing higher
education at the cost you're paying. Become

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a trade school. You go to
be trained so you can then get a

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job. And my thing would be, and this is where I differ on

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a lot of people, go and
learn knowledge for the sake of knowledge.

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You will apply it and if you
need proof. My old man philosophy major,

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everybody goes, what the fuck do
you do with the philosophy? This

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is a guy who grew up in
a tenement in Brooklyn and built the house.

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I grew up and never had a
power tool in his hand. I

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figured it out because he could think, learned to think critically. How many

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people are you going to college?
What's your degree? Economics? Accounting?

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To use it now, I had
for years your mother had fun and hey,

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man, you have to keep learning. Yes, that's all. And

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that was all the ship I got
yesterday. I apologize. I'm a little

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up today. I noticed I could
tell that you're a little off your rocker.

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Just you just fired up. You
had the big I'm tired, you're

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tired, and came through the eclips
came through and I actually found myself it's

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a world of them. Believe I
guess, sure it is. I felt

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I was. I felt tired after
it, I was like, it did

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feel weird, came back all right. I was like I was at the

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bar and it went dark, like
okay, last like all right, bar

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still. I mean I was making
jokes. I had the glasses on,

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doing my Stevie Wonder personation. I
mean, I got some laughs. But

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I found it very cool, interesting
that it was a part of it.

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Yeah, I did too. And
I think that sometimes we need to relax

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a little bit and realize there's a
higher intelligence making all this work. We

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don't need to sweat. Our main
job is to be happy, and if

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there's a situation in your life that
you're not happy with, walk away from

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it, which I am going to
do. You're not walking away. You're

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not sticking me with this podcast.
No, I'm just saying in certain situations,

409
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,279
that's what you have to do.
It's just what you gotta do.

410
00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:22,400
I'm done, And I think the
older you get, the easier it gets.

411
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,359
Yeah. Yeah, because you realize
there isn't much time and this isn't

412
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,880
working for me, So why the
fuck am I going to waste my time?

413
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,640
Yeah, we'll take a moment.
I'll ask you this, ask me

414
00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:41,480
who would you not necessarily want to
party with? There's more and more coming

415
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:45,000
out of us. P Diddy,
it's P Diddy. I got to play

416
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:47,839
something for you. I don't know
if it's real or not. I even

417
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:51,039
put it on my Facebook page.
You can check it out there. But

418
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,960
I want to play this and then
just think about who would you go?

419
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,960
You know what? Like back in
the day. Charlie Sheen. I'm not

420
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,359
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449
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Pizza and Grill in the mall at
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450
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:25,519
down to the arcade because what's his
name is from Rochester. He was joined

451
00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:29,759
the band they already in existence.
It was sort of like Tommy Burnett was

452
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,920
part of modern English. I'll stop
the world melt with you. He had

453
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auditioned, they loved him. He
came in and became a replacement guitarist.

454
00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,160
There's a guy from Rochester, I
forget his name, in a lot of

455
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,599
bands around here. Became the drummer
in Quiet Riot. And they came to

456
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:48,160
the arcade and played the least singer
or wigged down to his ass. There

457
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,920
seemed to be like fifty people in
the bar. Wasn't packed at all.

458
00:29:52,079 --> 00:30:00,799
Yeah, and I was twenty four
okay, waity five so that was ninety

459
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:06,200
so yeah. But this song is
a cover. Did you know that?

460
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,519
It's by a British band originally in
the seventhes. I don't think it.

461
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:11,319
Yeah, it's a cover and I
forget the name of the band that originally

462
00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:14,559
did it. But I love this. When I was a kid, I

463
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:17,559
mean this came on. Oh yeah, this was I was cranking my bootbo

464
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:22,920
crank well and your old radio station, the two for Tuesdays they play this

465
00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:27,079
and metal Health. Yes, yes, that was it. Uh, here's

466
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:32,960
something from yesterday. No, what's
that? This is it? Why is

467
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,960
it that when the sun blacks out
on a Monday afternoon, it's called the

468
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:40,440
eclipse and everybody gets excited and skips
work and gets cool sunglasses to watch it.

469
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,680
But when I black out on a
Monday afternoon, I have a problem.

470
00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:47,960
If the sun can black out on
a Monday afternoon, then guess what?

471
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,799
So can we remember that everybody?
Happy Monday? Happy Monday Monday.

472
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,559
Did you drink yesterday? Uh?
Yeah? I had the clips beers made

473
00:30:57,559 --> 00:31:03,279
by Robach. I had wine over
at my wine and Cheese bar, and

474
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,759
then I went to JoJo's and I
had more wine. I had Spanish wine

475
00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:08,799
there, and I had a Pinot
noir over at the JoJo's along with my

476
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,839
salad, my wedge salad, a
romain grilled romaine salad amazing, and then

477
00:31:15,359 --> 00:31:22,400
a chicken wood fire pizza. How
many bottles of wine? H? Two?

478
00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:25,640
No? I think I had maybe
three glasses of wine. Bottle of

479
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,119
wine four? Well, well,
hang on a second. You might be

480
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,640
right, because I think I was
having nine ounce pores every everywhere. Now

481
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,640
we'll ask you nine or six.
Have you noticed that a lot of girls

482
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:47,400
asked me that before nine or six? Yeah? Yeah, no, do

483
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,039
you not do that? I've had
that happen in multiple places. We just

484
00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:52,960
have a level that we poured to
for all the wie. Yeah. So

485
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,400
they'll say to you do you want
nine or six at these places? And

486
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,480
some people will say at sixty nine
six or nine? Well, why didn't

487
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,680
you come back that? Depending on
the bartender, see how far it gets

488
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:06,839
you? Right? Would you like
nine? Should I be asking you this

489
00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:10,119
question? So there's all these allegations
with the p Diddy, and I'm trying

490
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:15,039
to get somebody from up Rocks to
come on and sort of explain exactly what

491
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,960
is happening what's not happening. But
there's been a video that's circulating of Justin

492
00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:22,680
Bieber when he was very young at
a Diddy party. Well it's video and

493
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:28,160
they're giving him drinks and he's clearly
underage, and people are alleging that night

494
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:34,759
he was taking advantage of sexually and
by either Diddy or somebody in his crow.

495
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,599
That's what they're leading you to believe. I have no idea if this

496
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:42,920
is true or not. This is
a song that's now circulating that people are

497
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,599
saying is Justin Bieber. But we
know the world we live in with AI,

498
00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:52,279
so it's very hard to tell.
But as somebody wrote on my Facebook

499
00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:54,200
page, I hope this is real. This is the song just listen to

500
00:32:54,240 --> 00:33:01,039
it because it sounds legit. I
didn't know that, how did go?

501
00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:08,720
I was in a fun fubby but
got me way more than muscle wasn't more

502
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:16,720
save oh the girl walking the Saints. So he never asked say sorry,

503
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,519
does myself third party? Now this
just came out, I guess. I

504
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:28,200
mean, I I can't last week, I can't find anything to show me

505
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:31,319
if it's a legitimate song or not. I'm only seen clips of it on

506
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:36,720
TikTok and other social media platform and
believe it. But I go if you

507
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,440
can't find it on Google or something. I don't know related to Justin Bieber.

508
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,759
I saw a clip of him not
too long ago, let's say two

509
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:46,480
muths where he's just walking into his
apartment complex and there's thirty people down there.

510
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,680
I mean like there's a parade just
waiting get a picture of him,

511
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,000
and he's like, this is my
house? Can you back up? Who

512
00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:55,960
is it? Justin? Yeah?
Justin? I mean those bigger stars,

513
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,240
they just have a ton of people
twenty four to seven, right, So

514
00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:02,319
if there was something that happened like
that that he was making a song,

515
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,519
well, can you buy it on
Spotify or anything like that I haven't looked.

516
00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:10,760
Okay, I don't have a Spotify
account, I don't know Amazon the

517
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,719
name. I didn't even look.
Uh did he party? Did he party?

518
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,719
Yeah? I mean it's kind of
catchy. I kind of like it.

519
00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:30,000
Party did not. Yeah. Years
ago, there's rumor that he had

520
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:34,480
a fourteen year old at one of
his parties. Yeah. That finally came

521
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:37,079
out and said, Yeah, I
was there and I was tired, and

522
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:38,400
all of a sudden, I had
a drink and then I fell asleep in

523
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,480
his bedroom. And you don't see
him anymore because he was the same.

524
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,000
You're starting to come around again.
But you're right, he was correctly.

525
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,519
Yeah, but I don't think they
could really pen any I see, here's

526
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:55,920
the here's the problem. Like,
you know, we we had Bill Cosby,

527
00:34:57,599 --> 00:35:02,639
who I think you know, a
mirror shod Yes, local comic,

528
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,039
I say, local comic. Great. I think this kid is really sharp.

529
00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:09,760
I think he has a joke that
goes, uh yeah, I woke

530
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,440
up in the middle of the night. He goes and there's the Cosby show

531
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,079
on, and I go, holy
shit, they builded it again, like

532
00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:19,960
snuck it in the middle of the
night kind of thing. But all there

533
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,639
was like sixty I'm doing the joke
disservice, but I thought it was pretty

534
00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:27,480
clever. And I thought, but
there's sixty three women or something that came

535
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:31,320
out, you know, with all
the same story, so not all the

536
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,880
same store bill, just get I
just had the jello and the jello popping

537
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,400
and the thing I was on the
stage and they wanted my autograph for the

538
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,119
next thing, you know, where
they wake up and the kind of funny

539
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:47,639
in the fanny. So it's it's
I again. You know, who knows

540
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:53,519
where the real stuff live. I
feel bad for people who are victims because

541
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,960
having been a victim of something and
it does fuck you up and you do

542
00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:00,679
feel like nobody believes you. And
I wasn't was it someone famous in my

543
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:06,079
life? But if it's somebody famous, they got power and the power.

544
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:10,320
And now it's possible sex trafficking,
traffickingting, yes, yes, I mean

545
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,480
that in itself is just terrible.
Not only that the people that are buying

546
00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:17,559
for underach kids, yeah, you
know, in the pedophilia I mean,

547
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,400
and now they're trying to I don't
want to say who it is, politics

548
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,599
are trying to put a spin on
what exactly it is, and to make

549
00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:30,639
it not so bad your child and
if you're doing some with a child,

550
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,199
there's something wrong with you in case
closes in my opinion, yes, but

551
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,119
I mean just in terms of anything. Now, like you you have to

552
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,599
ask, right, I mean,
if you've sort of got to be a

553
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:45,199
little more, uh, you can't
assume because there's too far, too often

554
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:50,480
where somebody gets drunk at a party
and gets a little loose all of a

555
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:53,480
sudden there you know, they seem
a little into whatever, and so you

556
00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:57,880
wind up maybe sleeping with them,
and then they regret it the next day

557
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,440
and say you took advantage of me. Now they do right years ago,

558
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,840
it was just like ye don't tell
anybody. So there is a I want

559
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,440
to give you this little quiz.
Ask men. Okay, So ask men

560
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:17,599
has fantasies that men have, oh
and the likelihood of their partner agreeing to

561
00:37:17,639 --> 00:37:22,480
them according to this, according to
ask man, being a bartender for many

562
00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:25,360
years and a strip bar, dj
I have heard. Okay, but they

563
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,679
give you so they'll give you the
likeliness rating. So it will be so

564
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,079
many out of ten, three out
of ten, five out of ten,

565
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,119
eight point five out of ten.
Whatever it is, so the first one

566
00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:37,719
they have here is threesome, and
they say, oh, I didn't tell

567
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,159
you I almost had a threesome last
week. Really yeah, oh I had

568
00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:52,119
two no shows even a partner watching. So they say the idea of having

569
00:37:52,119 --> 00:38:00,000
a threesome so often it is hard
for someone in a relationship to swado.

570
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,559
That's what they say. So you
want to invite someone else into the bed

571
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:07,400
with us, they'll say, so
I'm not sexy enough for you. Huh.

572
00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:09,639
Even a partner watching porn can be
threatening. So what do you think

573
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:15,440
that? What would you say the
likelihood out of ten is eight? Eight?

574
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,239
You think it's eight out of ten? Yes, you think if you

575
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,119
ask, you get eight out of
ten. What heading out of the age

576
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:25,280
right now? Yeah, like twenty
five to forty Okay, I would put

577
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,559
it eight out of ten. After
forty, well, I'm thinking this is

578
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:34,039
aimed ask men. Is probably aimed
at that age group right there, Probably

579
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:37,039
twenty five to thirty five year old
guys, right maybe twenty one? Yeah,

580
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:42,360
okay. They say the likeliness rating
is three out of ten, three

581
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,440
out of ten, three out of
ten. Anal sex another fantasy that many

582
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,760
men have had. If you're a
guy, this is much less likely to

583
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,519
be an issue if you're you know, in a same sex relationship, but

584
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:58,440
if you're dating a woman, it
can be another story not mending or into

585
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,880
it. The likely is rating.
What do you think it is out of

586
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:07,000
ten according to ask men for a
woman to get to agree to agree?

587
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,800
I would say seven or eight seven
at point five out of ten seven point

588
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,719
five out of ten. Now I've
got a great trick for that. Just

589
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,440
say it. So, guys,
if you're trying, then she just so

590
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:24,480
you get some moisturize lotion before you
go to bed. You give her a

591
00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:28,719
nice BackRub, okay, and then
give her a butt rub. Yeah,

592
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,920
and d extra moisturize your lotion down
what all a sudden you're snuggling, you

593
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,639
don't have to reach for the you
don't drop a digit in there. No,

594
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:38,159
you just all right, I got
you? Or for later night you're

595
00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:45,599
just rolling around and you're slipping a
slide again, just say it and then

596
00:39:45,639 --> 00:39:50,199
that doesn't come back to bite you
as not. No, all right?

597
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:54,000
Uh? Watching the masturbaate, what
do you think the likelihood of that is?

598
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,960
Watching the master bait? I think
that I think that's more of an

599
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,840
eight or nine yeah, nine out
of ten. Yeah, yeah, watching

600
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:06,639
them with someone else, Watching them
with someone else, I would go four

601
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,679
four out of ten. This is
an interesting one according to ask Men,

602
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,440
and one of your partner isn't necessarily
likely to understand it first, but they

603
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:20,480
may not feel super threatened by it
either. According to them, it says

604
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:24,199
it's something many people can get can
get their heads around. They would be

605
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:29,320
the one with someone else, not
you. Therefore, so this actually happening

606
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,760
is unlikely unless you really, really
really really want to do it. Two

607
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,039
out of ten, So they say
two out of ten filming them Now.

608
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:43,920
I have had women who've been on
the podcast say men have asked if they

609
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,480
could film, and they say no. Everybody's walking around with a camera in

610
00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:50,519
your pocket. And this is the
thing, Like I guys think thirty years

611
00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:53,400
ago when you just had the VHS, Yeah, I think the number would

612
00:40:53,440 --> 00:41:00,960
be higher, but now trust issues. Yeah I would probably two. Okay,

613
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,639
two or three. Well, here's
the thing. This could be regarded

614
00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:12,719
as lots of fun. But I
just know not from personal history. But

615
00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:15,559
do you have a film somewhere?
Do we have? Oh? Yeah,

616
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:22,079
somewhere, Dougie, Oh why not? Dougie does dibby, but I have

617
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,679
I have it. It's not out
there all right, oh you do or

618
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,800
a joke if you because on the
podcast and I'm in the community, you

619
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,599
gotta be real careful with what or
who you say it too, because you

620
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,760
don't want to offend anybody and you
get the wrong person, that's just gonna

621
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,559
you know, grab a torch and
sound the kong and you know, tell

622
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:44,480
everybody what a terrible person you are. Right, you know you don't want

623
00:41:44,519 --> 00:41:46,440
that either. Uh. They say
here, this could be a lot of

624
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,440
fun, but as possible that your
partner may be a bit wary of having

625
00:41:50,519 --> 00:41:53,960
naked footage of them on a digital
device. Okay, But on the other

626
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,440
hand, these days most everyone has
smartphones with high resolution cameras built in them.

627
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:04,679
This may filming yourselves very easy and
very easy to delete afterward. So

628
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,760
they give it an eight and a
half out of ten, eight and a

629
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,599
half out of ten, and I
don't know, like twenty five to forty.

630
00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:15,639
I gotta think, well, this
is what I'm assuming ask men is

631
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:21,840
sort of aimed at in terms of
men. So up now. Woman on

632
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,360
the podcast thirty eight years Old had
guys ask if they could do that she

633
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:29,440
always claims she declined it. But
I wonder how many don't even ask.

634
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,559
You just set up it like a
phone somewhere in your room, and you

635
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:37,119
just that's a little harder. Okay, I'm gonna just no, you just

636
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:42,920
put it on and leave it on. Yeah, yeah, I feel that's

637
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,360
not under the rape category, but
uh, it's under the fucking creep category.

638
00:42:46,559 --> 00:42:52,280
You're a creep. And then but
now look, I've not been on

639
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,280
any of these dating sites, but
I hear tinders more of a hookup,

640
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,760
so you go on a tender date. I have not been on tender day.

641
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,920
Somebody could, who knows what's going
on. Role Playing was another one.

642
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:08,480
You Oh I do wait, come
on, Genghis Khm, Abraham Lincoln,

643
00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:14,039
Charles Barkley. Oh yeah, the
whole spectrum of you're bullshitting. I

644
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:19,480
am bullshitting role playing? Would you
ever do it? I knew a guy

645
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,800
who had a girlfriend. Yess yes, I mean it's kind of like acting.

646
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,719
All right, let me ask you
this one. I had a buddy

647
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:30,760
who I think he married. He
was married, and she had this.

648
00:43:30,199 --> 00:43:34,440
I don't even like saying the word
because it's the reality of the word is

649
00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:39,719
awful. But she had rape fantasies, and so she wanted him to like

650
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:45,880
pop out of bushes and like rap
her and all this, and he just

651
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:51,559
he's like I just a lot of
trust, but you like he he felt

652
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,280
like he didn't want to be the
you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

653
00:43:53,920 --> 00:44:00,599
so role playing, I guess,
I mean someone you're bartending in DJing in

654
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:05,159
California, there were swinger parties,
yes, and they would be that all

655
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:07,960
the time in big mansions, but
sometimes they were and I would hear this

656
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:12,079
from some of the girls, and
different rooms had different themes, right,

657
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,280
and there were bouncers and people to
make sure every you know, if you

658
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,239
said stop or yeah, get out
of control, and that was one of

659
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,679
them. They had a spot.
Yeah, you know, how do you

660
00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:25,800
get that job? I don't know, but I mean just to come in,

661
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,559
you know, just one if the
guy that goes wait wait, wait

662
00:44:29,559 --> 00:44:32,079
wait, you look like you really
were enjoying it. I I you're not

663
00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:37,119
supposed to turn blue during this.
And the wrong room it's called the blue

664
00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:45,119
room. I don't know. Uh. They say nine out of ten fantasy

665
00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:47,480
play including dress up, spiced up
your sex, Like yeah, I mean

666
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:52,039
I don't yeah, I think that's
different than well, they're taking to rip

667
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:54,599
your clothes off? Well, right
right, right, right up? Yeah,

668
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,400
you dress up? I mean,
look, how many people like Halloween.

669
00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:00,440
I have a buddy. I had
a buddy who admitted that he used

670
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,840
to get very turned on when he
would have his wife dress up. He

671
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,440
bought her a super Girl out without
a doubt. Do you ever see Bad

672
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:12,760
Girl? Yeah, but all of
a sudden, you're David Burnette. Now

673
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,119
you got a right head. Couldn't
bang? I couldn't bang. I think

674
00:45:15,159 --> 00:45:19,400
to a character, it's like,
come on, it wasn't a cartoon character.

675
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,719
It's a comic. Huh, it's
a comic. I don't know.

676
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:28,519
I think I could do a couple
of superheroes. Poison Ivy, She's gonna

677
00:45:28,679 --> 00:45:32,440
leap your in a single bound.
I'd paint my dick green and be like,

678
00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:39,679
there's a cry. Ever, oh
yeah, you can have some fun

679
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,639
with that. And this article gives
you tips on how to introduce fantasy and

680
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:46,920
all kinds of I just thought that
was sort of interesting in terms of have

681
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,360
you ever seen the dice? What? And no, there's a set of

682
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:58,119
dice and his kiss hug lick on
one and all this and then it has

683
00:45:58,159 --> 00:46:01,480
different body parts. No, yeah, you roll just kind of it starts

684
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,039
from something as as simple as that. Where do they sell that creepy corner

685
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,719
no, show world like that stores? Do you have them? Yeah?

686
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:13,920
You do? And do you use
them? No? Why not? Because

687
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,679
she's in my bedroom Marry Roads.
Yeah, but have you ever It actually

688
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,280
kind of sounds like it could be
fun. Uh you know, I don't

689
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,280
think so. Now are the rules
where you go whoa, whoa, whoa?

690
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,800
Not doing that? No, it's
it's one of the starter things.

691
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,360
Okay, it's a starter thing.
I think I got it as a gay

692
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,440
gifter. Was given to me as
a gay gift sometime. Yeah, fan

693
00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:37,920
of forever. Yeah, I'll dig
them up. You know they're in the

694
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:43,079
sock drawer. I'm sure they are
next to the ky from nineteen fifty seven

695
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:45,800
and the sock that's stiff and could
stand up on its own. I got

696
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,239
it. I got it. That's
how I know how to do laundry.

697
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:57,719
I start jerking off in dress socks. All right, Well there you go,

698
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,480
there's your fantasies. Well, uh, we'll take it. And that

699
00:47:00,639 --> 00:47:02,079
was it. That was well,
they just I just there were just a

700
00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:07,039
couple of them, threesomes and all
that stuff. But the swinging thing is

701
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:12,920
always one that I could think of. Watching him with a different partner might

702
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,800
happen more on vacations where you meet
a couple from Minnesota and uh, you

703
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:22,000
know, you have a few drinks
and the wife let's experiment or be watched

704
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:25,280
or something with somebody. I'll tell
you what I think that the wife is

705
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:30,079
usually driving that train. Yeah,
don't you man like in charge? Because

706
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:36,639
if she's not comfortable anything, and
the guy can probably get excited about pretty

707
00:47:36,679 --> 00:47:38,239
much anything. Yeah, but she's
got to be, you know, all

708
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:44,079
in on that stuff. And really, is this a porn fantasy where you

709
00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:47,079
the guy and on vacation. At
one point I think, don't forget your

710
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,559
dad listens. God, yeah,
I'm actually letting loose a little bit.

711
00:47:52,599 --> 00:47:54,920
I don't want to hear it from
my father. All Right, we will.

712
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,599
If a girl dressed up as Elvis, I probably wouldn't be able to

713
00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:08,360
do that. She dressed up love
it is now, she dressed up as

714
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:13,320
Persill. You know what. There
is a there's a movie, gosh,

715
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,760
I'll have to look at it called
Love Stinks, and the woman that played

716
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,599
in it actually married. The actress
married Pete Sanferds in real life. But

717
00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:23,159
there's a part in the movie where
she's trying to make up with her boyfriend

718
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,760
or get him to get a ring, and she comes out in this Elvis

719
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:34,360
outfit and it's pretty hot. Well
yeah, but she's clearly not I was

720
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,039
in the movie. Not an Elvis
wig. Yes, but yeah Elvis wig

721
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:40,880
jumps suit with her, saying I'll
find it at her break. Yeah,

722
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,000
you'll like it, all right.
Something happened in one of the broadcasts of

723
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:52,440
the total eclipse Yesterdaything happened. Nothing
happened. Something happened in Rochester. No

724
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,320
no, no, no, no, no no. But this happened,

725
00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:00,880
and I believe not an accident.
We will get to that next. But

726
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727
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729
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730
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731
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733
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736
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748
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I went through the barber shopping.
He clips my hair. Carolyn told that

749
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,360
better? Who did Carolyn Fidelian,
friend of mine. She's sent me a

750
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,880
joke and she begged me not to
post it. I can talk about it

751
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:12,480
well, speaking of that. So
uh. A Mexican news station was covering

752
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:17,800
the eclipse. Oh okay, as
soon as it gets dark, we're crossing

753
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:27,800
the border. Oh no, those
tres go here. Here it is.

754
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,800
So this is on TMZ and you
can go see it. I'm not going

755
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,519
to post it anywhere. And they're
showing you, like you know, a

756
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:45,039
little bill or somewhere in Arkansas.
They're showing you different NASA and then they

757
00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:50,239
go over Now it's like, so
somebody plays a joke. You see a

758
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,320
light, you think it's the sun. Okay, I'll turn this for you

759
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,000
to see. All right, see
if you can get over here. All

760
00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:01,760
right, take a look at this. Ready, here we go, Fomilia.

761
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,199
Somebody hung their balls right in front
of it, and you could see

762
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,039
like pupes and this one one woman's
looking at her phone. The other one

763
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:13,119
was like looking around, like because
some guy thought it was funny to go

764
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,800
over and just lower his balls in
front of like a studio light. That

765
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,800
that looked like with the camera,
it looked like the eclipse. And I

766
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,960
I go, I get it.
But that's how you get fucking fired.

767
00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:28,519
That's how you get That's how you
get out of it. I don't care

768
00:52:28,519 --> 00:52:30,960
if it's I don't care where you
are in the world. That's not flying

769
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,639
anymore, that it's not flying.
That was the thing I go. Not

770
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,719
an accident, not an accident at
all. But you know, did you

771
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:43,320
ever have because you're you're sort of
in charge of the bar when you're over

772
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:47,000
right, Yeah, I mean do
you have people that work for you under

773
00:52:47,079 --> 00:52:52,159
now? No? Okay, yeah, because has anybody at work ever kind

774
00:52:52,199 --> 00:52:57,760
of screwed up and you've had to
cover for them or oh not where I

775
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,239
am now, but yeah, past
places. Yeah, because I go out

776
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,440
today it's beautiful day, and I
go out and I sit in the back.

777
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,320
There's benches. You can overlook the
canal that's not full, and it's

778
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:12,320
just kind of ugly looking right now. And the town that we're in is

779
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,480
out and they're power washing. And
they got two guys and they're gonna powerwash

780
00:53:17,079 --> 00:53:22,960
the brick that's down where the boat's
dock. In this town, you can

781
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,519
rent the boat slip for the nights. I think it's like fifteen bucks a

782
00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:30,760
night. So one guy goes,
he goes, hey, he goes,

783
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:35,639
turn up the throttle on the on
the motor and they have a scrubbing machine

784
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,519
and then he can change it out
to a wand to do the thing.

785
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,559
He goes, turn up the throttle
and the guy goes does something. He

786
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:45,199
goes, no, the other way. The guy does something again. He

787
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:49,039
goes, come over here and hold
this, and I go, have you

788
00:53:49,079 --> 00:53:52,599
ever been at work where you go? I gotta fucking do it myself,

789
00:53:52,679 --> 00:53:55,199
right, Just do it myself all
the time. Put it down and walk

790
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,800
away. Yeah, put it down, walk away, And I go,

791
00:53:59,159 --> 00:54:01,239
this is uh. I was watching
these guys and it made me laugh and

792
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:06,119
I felt a little bad. But
I'm going it's not just me, right,

793
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,440
because he's going turn the throttle up. He goes, you know what

794
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:12,119
throttle is? Right? And I
don't know. It didn't look like a

795
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:15,440
young kid I don't. I mean, college isn't out yet, so washer

796
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:21,639
there's only the on button and the
throttle right. But sometimes this could have

797
00:54:21,639 --> 00:54:23,559
been an older machine. I couldn't
see the machine. I could only see

798
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:29,880
because they I know, And usually
just the throttle would be I mean,

799
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,800
god, I used to have to
hit the throttle in my car, I

800
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,320
have to lift the hood because it
would get stuck and it would just be

801
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,159
rare and I would have no idea
how to do that and I had to

802
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:43,280
pull that back. Yeah, all
the time with cars, I was okay

803
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,000
because I so when I was they
called him back in the day, were

804
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:51,920
you a year ahead? No?
I was not. And but I took

805
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,920
a year off from college, and
my father was very worried that my brain

806
00:54:54,039 --> 00:54:58,920
was going to just turn to mush
because I was on the radio, and

807
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,519
I was on the radio form midnight, and he used to listen because he

808
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:06,719
was getting his doctorate a little later
in life from Fordham, So he would

809
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,840
drive up from the Bronx two hours
to where we lived, and he would

810
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,679
hear me on the radio, and
he used to just say he just make

811
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,400
sure that I got there. But
I'd be quoting Rolling Stone magazine and he

812
00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:19,840
was rolling stone is becoming your Bible. Let me tell you something. I

813
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,519
want you to do a tune up
on your car. I want you to

814
00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:24,679
go buy this book and do a
tune up on your car. So if

815
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:30,000
anybody knows Subaru suber Us are great, right, they'll run forever. I've

816
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:35,360
had a couple in my life as
used cars, right, use cars.

817
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,960
I even got one that my youngest
son refers to for my middle son,

818
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,400
that is, he calls it the
Lego because it looks like it's a twenty

819
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:45,320
year old car, but it runs
fine. So I had to go do

820
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,159
a tune up on this. And
it was an aluminum engine, like you

821
00:55:49,199 --> 00:55:53,199
could push your thumb and leave a
thumbprint an indentation with your thumb in the

822
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,239
engine. Especially. Yeah, so
I don't know why they did this.

823
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,480
This was some what was like an
eighty six or something. Now this is

824
00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:06,719
like the early nineties. So I
go to do this tune up at the

825
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,199
request of my old man to learn
to do it, and I wind up

826
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,519
stripping the threads where the spark plugs
go. So now I gotta go pay

827
00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:21,320
somebody to rethread and I go just
fucking do it, not doing it.

828
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,920
I stripped it once, but I
had no idea. I had never worked

829
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,920
with an illuminum entione. I like
the older cars because everything is accessible,

830
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:30,199
you can get to them, you
can change your own oil, you can

831
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:34,519
do your breaks. A lot of
people still do their breaks. It's harder

832
00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:38,480
to change oil today because from what
I understand, the cars are designed and

833
00:56:38,519 --> 00:56:43,519
the engineers are told this is the
space you have to put the motor right,

834
00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:45,679
and so now they've got to do
that. And I know nothing about,

835
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,320
you know, the electric cars.
Working on an electric car, I

836
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:58,360
wouldn't know. Does my mechanical fixer
uppers He sometimes looks on YouTube for the

837
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,760
new cars coming out. Yeah,
you've got to and they've did. But

838
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,880
the elector a lot of like Tesla. I'm pretty sure it's on a Mercedes

839
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:07,360
chassis. So if you took it
to somebody and you had a ball bearing

840
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,800
issue or something, they can usually
work on that. But anything beyond that,

841
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,679
I would take it to probably the
Tesla stuff, but the chassis and

842
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:19,440
Mercedes chassis. I tell you what
mechanics, doctors and lawyers get. Can

843
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,239
I just ask you a quick question
turns into half an hour. I've talked

844
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:27,559
to all three and like, well, I have this noise, well you

845
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:31,079
know, bring it in. Well
it's like this lump on my back exactly.

846
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,480
You know, I got this rash. I keep itching and you know

847
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,840
you're at a dinner party. You
have a drake like, guys like,

848
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,880
what do you want me to tell
you? I can't tell you until you

849
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,039
come into office. I can't tell
you what's wrong with your car until you

850
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:46,559
bring it in. Is that what
they say to you? Yeah? Oh,

851
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,679
or what I've overheard. Yeah,
but but do you have a half

852
00:57:50,719 --> 00:57:52,960
hour conversation with these guys. No, but I've told I've been told.

853
00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:55,440
Oh, this is a common question
I got. You know, I just

854
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:58,719
have a quick question. Yeah,
it turns into a half hour. There

855
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,039
is no quick question, quick question
with those three. Oh that they get

856
00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:07,559
that. You get your lawyer friends, right. Ah. I was hanging

857
00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:08,800
out of a bar. Oh you're
a lawyer? Can I ask you something

858
00:58:09,079 --> 00:58:12,480
real quick? And he's like,
I'm just you know, having a drink,

859
00:58:12,519 --> 00:58:14,519
playing quick draw. No, No, let's just be quick Q.

860
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:16,079
And next thing you know, it's
Tamphire Layer and you're trying to get him

861
00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:22,320
out. Yeah. Yeah, what
about bartenders? You give advice? That's

862
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,719
more listening. I don't say anything. Listening is a great skill. Yeah,

863
00:58:27,159 --> 00:58:32,239
people just confide in me, especially
uber riders, just as much as

864
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:37,119
people of the bar. But having
in the car, there's nobody interrupts you

865
00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:38,320
or you have to go make another
drink, right, you know what I

866
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,639
mean? So I don't say anything. I just sit there listening, and

867
00:58:42,639 --> 00:58:45,760
that a lot of times people will
tell me I can't believe I'm telling you

868
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,719
this. I'm like, well,
you know, just to be a good

869
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,480
listener, you don't. You don't
need an answer. You just gotta get

870
00:58:50,519 --> 00:58:54,079
off your chest. And that helps
a problem of time. I feel as

871
00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:57,920
long as if you can talk it
out and get off your chest, yeah,

872
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,159
you'll probably come up with the right
answer that you want to do just

873
00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:07,920
by hearing it aloud. Can you
think of the deepest, darkest secret if

874
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,119
somebody has ever told you? Oh, and if you say it, it

875
00:59:12,159 --> 00:59:15,079
would, But have there been I
don't want you to necessarily say it because

876
00:59:15,559 --> 00:59:19,800
somebody may listen and go, hey, I even if it was twenty years

877
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,440
ago, that motherfucker you And I'm
just saying and here's the thing that I

878
00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:28,800
always said to like when I would
talk about family, No I'm not doing

879
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:35,239
anything to identify you. I believe
the situation is a human situation that many

880
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,920
people can relate to. That's why
I'm bringing it up. But this is

881
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,519
a little different because a lot of
times it's personal, but people really like

882
00:59:39,559 --> 00:59:45,719
tell you deep dark secrets. No, none of my friends, but I

883
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:50,880
pope complete strangers at a bar they've
cheated on their wife or the husband.

884
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,480
Yeah, that's happened at least seven
times. Seven times, yeah, over

885
00:59:53,679 --> 00:59:58,400
twenty five years. Yeah. Okay. Have you ever when a woman says

886
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,920
to you, I cheated on my
husband. Do you think that that's her

887
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:07,840
way of sort of hinting that she's
available and not someone that told me she

888
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:13,639
was drunk and just I it was
an old friend I hadn't seen a long

889
01:00:13,719 --> 01:00:15,760
time, okay, And I think
she just had one too many, and

890
01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:19,559
I think she was going to get
in trouble or she thought something was going

891
01:00:19,639 --> 01:00:22,719
to go down. And she's almost
in tears. Yeah, and she's like,

892
01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:24,800
oh, I've had some problems and
I ended up cheating on him,

893
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,679
but I think I'm gonna have to
come clean now and come clean to him.

894
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:34,880
Yeah, was he figuring it out? I think she was just scared.

895
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,320
That's the right adje of apprehensive that
he was going to find out.

896
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:45,519
Well, people who cheat, okay, do you and I don't know.

897
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:50,679
Again, I'm just saying that you
overhear conversations and sometimes maybe you've overheard people

898
01:00:50,679 --> 01:00:53,880
even talking about cheating. Do the
people who cheat, like when they stay

899
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,639
in the relationship, are they sometimes
faithful after that? You think? Forever?

900
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:06,840
I've known people who have gotten caught, have GANDI counseling and have stayed

901
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,800
married for very A couple of people
that I know they've cheated maybe thought the

902
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,360
grass was greener on the other side
or the waters were better, and they're

903
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,800
like, yeah, what the fuck
was I thinking? Terrible? Did they

904
01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:20,920
leave one person for another and it
didn't know? They came back to their

905
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:25,800
original original Yeah, head over heels
and things were a lot better. Yeah,

906
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:30,400
And I think sometimes in relationship that
might be beds say that that's not

907
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:34,159
bad. Well, Jamie did a
joke. Jamie Lissau won't get to that.

908
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,639
Oh, well, but he did
a joke that my mom was there.

909
01:01:37,679 --> 01:01:40,079
My mom is seventy six years old. She and my father are no

910
01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:45,519
longer together. And his thing is
like, you know, marriage was never

911
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:47,559
meant to last this long. People
didn't live as long as we're living now,

912
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,880
right. I mean, we had
people that we heard today. And

913
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:53,199
if you go and find the guy
that interviews people that are older, there's

914
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:59,679
ninety three, there's ninety five.
There's all this stuff. And I see

915
01:01:59,679 --> 01:02:02,119
in my mother. I've always said
that. I've always said that, you

916
01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:06,719
know that you do now. I
when I lived in Pittsford, there was

917
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,199
a diamonally across from me was an
old cemetery and I once went down and

918
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:15,840
walked there with my guys, my
sons, and the average age was thirty

919
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:20,599
two or thirty five death. Yeah, well the people who died in that

920
01:02:20,639 --> 01:02:23,519
cemetery, and this was like the
eighteen hundreds, so not that long ago

921
01:02:23,559 --> 01:02:27,400
when you're talking about the history of
the world, not that long ago.

922
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:36,079
So now the life expectancy and it's
dropping. They're finding more and more young

923
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:39,719
people. They're finding this may be
good for you. They're finding younger people

924
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:45,920
aging faster, and by that,
they're finding more corectal cancers in young people.

925
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:51,000
I believe that's what Kate Middleton has
been diagnosed with was coorectal cancer,

926
01:02:51,239 --> 01:02:57,199
which is something that usually is somebody
at least twenty years older than she is

927
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,239
currently. Well, you know what, sometimes it could be dieting. What

928
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,840
are they putting in our water?
Yeah, I kind of believe that.

929
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:07,000
Okay, the steroids they put in
uh, chickens and bulls to beef up

930
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,880
the meat or even seafood, that
could be get the wrong mixture in your

931
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,800
body. And that very well could
be. I I do wonder if a

932
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,599
lot of the sugars that we eat, the crap that we eat, the

933
01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:21,239
things that are out there that but
I don't know. I mean, Kate

934
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,800
Middleton's diye could be fantastic. Who
knows. But they are saying that the

935
01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:29,119
people they lung cancer never smoked a
sick right, Yes, there are obscure

936
01:03:29,159 --> 01:03:31,079
things like that. Yeah, so
sorry, staying married. I mean,

937
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,280
don't you get a new car every
ten years or so? You know some

938
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,280
people you might really like your car. I just want to ride in this

939
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,760
Ferrari, not all the time,
just I just kind of want to see

940
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,960
how it feels. But I know
I'm gonna have this car, and I

941
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,039
really like my car. Yes,
you know, so, I mean I'm

942
01:03:45,039 --> 01:03:47,480
just gonna look at that car.
The question is, is the guy who's

943
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,639
never been married. Yeah. Do
you look at marriage and think that it's

944
01:03:51,639 --> 01:03:54,880
it's an obscure dated Uh, No, I don't think so. No,

945
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,639
I don't want to believe that.
I think there should be more marriage,

946
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:03,239
more parental core. Yes, I
understand that would help the world. But

947
01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:08,039
I mean, I think if you
could have people that are pretty actively involved

948
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:13,559
in a kid's life, there's something
under the same roof, being under the

949
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:15,880
same roof as my youngest son,
I can see. Yeah, I feel

950
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:19,800
that for sure. Yeah, for
sure. But I'm just as curious as

951
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:23,679
you. I've had friends that have
been married and I'm fifty three. I've

952
01:04:23,719 --> 01:04:29,360
had a few older friends if they're
close to celebrating their fifteenth anniversary. Yeah.

953
01:04:29,559 --> 01:04:31,039
And I've had friends that have been
married twenty years. They got divorced

954
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,639
and it is a job. And
I've been told that by all my married

955
01:04:35,679 --> 01:04:41,599
friends. I had a joke that
I'm fifty three years old, I've never

956
01:04:41,679 --> 01:04:43,639
been married, and I play a
lot of golf. Well, listen to

957
01:04:44,119 --> 01:04:46,320
and the reason I never got married
because I play golf with all my married

958
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,840
friends. I get to hear all
their wonderful stories. Yeah, you do

959
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,920
listen to this, lady from that
same thing that we didn't play this old?

960
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,960
Are you ninety five? What's your
secret for looking so great at ninety

961
01:04:58,039 --> 01:05:03,199
five? Being negative? I'm a
positive person. I don't worry about tomorrow.

962
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,440
It's a present that's amazing. So
you think that's the secret for staying

963
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:11,880
young is being positive? I really
do not for everybody. My husband was

964
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,599
positive. It didn't work for him. When did he pass away almost forty

965
01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,960
years ago? I guess I'm not
positive when it comes to that. What

966
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:23,679
is something you regret the most in
your life and you loved the most about

967
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:28,119
your husband? Oh, he was
fantastic. He was loving, he was

968
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:32,800
honest, gave me three wonderful sons. He was just a fantastic man in

969
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:36,320
every every way. What is something
you really wanted to say to your past

970
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,519
husband that you never got a chance
to tell him? Maybe I didn't tell

971
01:05:40,599 --> 01:05:43,760
him I loved him enough because he
said it all the time. So if

972
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,760
you could go back in time and
have a conversation with your younger self,

973
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,199
what would you tell her that I
was lucky enough for him to find me,

974
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:55,039
and I'm so happy that I had
at least thirty nine years. So

975
01:05:55,079 --> 01:06:00,119
she's gone almost as long without him, then actually longer without him, and

976
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:02,760
she's had she had with him,
but maybe not right if you're married thirty

977
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:05,719
nine years, maybe you dated two
years, so you could be forty two

978
01:06:06,199 --> 01:06:12,000
but almost all equal equal, And
he left that much of an impression because

979
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:16,239
I wonder had he stayed as alive, if that would be a different story

980
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,960
at the end. Oh, he
was great for the first forty years,

981
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,760
but after that the sun of a
picture is truly crazy. Yes, Ponzi

982
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,519
scheme. Yeah, golf and pickleball, right right, Well, I don't

983
01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:33,960
know, it's just it's a uh. I think you need a good core,

984
01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:36,360
but I think you also need your
time away from each other, whether

985
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:41,800
it's be go out for a bowling
league or she's got book club, yeah,

986
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,880
or vice versa. Right, you
gotta have some Yeah. Chris Rock

987
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,440
used to say, I want to
drop you off and have you come home

988
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:49,280
with a new story. Drop you
off in the middle of nowhere, come

989
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:54,119
home with a new story. I've
heard all your stories, but I I

990
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:58,440
I don't know. I'm never sure
myself when I look at things, and

991
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,960
then you know, when I see
people who have had affairs, some people

992
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,639
have gone and they've found a new
couple, and I've known people who have

993
01:07:04,679 --> 01:07:10,239
been blissfully happy in that. I've
known other people who you go, well,

994
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,719
to your point, it wasn't as
green over here as I thought it

995
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,199
was, And so there's there's that
aspect of it. I don't know.

996
01:07:17,559 --> 01:07:21,360
I don't know in terms of all
of it. It's a very it's a

997
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,440
very delicate. But I figure,
I'm fifty three, fifty four. If

998
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,440
I meet somebody tomorrow, we probably
won't get married till fifty six. Yeah,

999
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,199
and I only got a couple of
years before she retires. And where

1000
01:07:32,199 --> 01:07:36,159
am I going after this? So
I'll find the right girl sooner or later.

1001
01:07:36,239 --> 01:07:39,119
You can just stay single? Is
that what you're trying to say?

1002
01:07:39,599 --> 01:07:42,440
I think I'll get married sooner or
later? You do? Why not?

1003
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,320
Okay? Yeah, I still haven't
found the right girl. Yeah, I

1004
01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:49,920
don't know missus Wright or missus right
now. There's a shot clock though,

1005
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:59,639
this doomsday clock that's going on.
I think it was yesterday God's flashlight.

1006
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,320
All right, Well, we'll take
them moment when we come back. The

1007
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:08,440
Comedy Club and the Comedy of Errors, The Comedy of Errors. I screwed

1008
01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:11,079
up, but I want to hear
about your set too, because you had

1009
01:08:11,079 --> 01:08:15,239
a comedy show, since we did, since we spoke your practice video up.

1010
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,159
Yes, all that stuff. We'll
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and gentlemen, welcome to the Carlson
Comedy Club. At this time, please

1037
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:20,840
turn off your cell phones, keep
the talking to a minimum. Here he

1038
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:26,760
comes the admiral of the airwaves,
the funniest guy this side of the Mississippi,

1039
01:10:27,119 --> 01:10:38,880
mister bimon. So, Doug did
a whole this is the song they

1040
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,560
bring me up to. They start
every comedy show. A comedy is a

1041
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:46,960
Carlson that way and it fits.
It works great. Yeah. So Doug

1042
01:10:47,399 --> 01:10:51,479
did a practice video. He was
practicing and he videoed, and he sent

1043
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:58,119
me the video and then some Kevin
from the podcast goes, you're a dick

1044
01:10:58,279 --> 01:11:01,239
because I posted it and he and
I said, I asked, and he

1045
01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:04,920
goes, yeah, and what if
he said no, I go he did?

1046
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:10,600
I asked again. I asked again, I go. Come on.

1047
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,880
Now, I wasn't going to put
any of your jokes out because that's your

1048
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,880
currency, right, and that would
be robbing. I feel like a little

1049
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,640
bit be cheating. So I thought
just the intro is nothing. But I

1050
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:25,319
was so entertained by just the intro. You got to go to my Facebook

1051
01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:30,600
page. It's facebook dot com slash
I think it's Bill dot Meranimal was my

1052
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:33,880
slash Bill dot miranimal on Facebook.
And if you go there and you scroll

1053
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:38,560
down, you will see Doug in
is well, you'll see me and I'm

1054
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:42,920
introducing it and he was split screen
and you can see Bill covering his mouth

1055
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,560
trying not to laugh at me.
He's not laughing at me, he's laughing,

1056
01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:50,560
and you throw a blanket that's in
the way over your shoulder, like

1057
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:55,479
I don't even know why I was
annoying you, And then I just made

1058
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:59,479
me laugh so hard that I go
I loved. I love that there's film

1059
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,920
and there's t I mean we talked
about people filming sex right. Yeah,

1060
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,319
I don't know where you would watch
that for pleasure And if somebody felt awkward

1061
01:12:06,359 --> 01:12:11,359
on the screen or they didn't know
their body looked like that from the you

1062
01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:14,600
know, a different angle. I
get it, But what are you gonna

1063
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,880
do? You break down tape?
Hey, you know what when you do

1064
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:21,720
this and the third car forward,
if you just reach back here, you

1065
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:25,840
know that. I don't know.
But with the comedy stuff, you can

1066
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,159
kind of see the timing, the
rhythm. You can hear the jokes.

1067
01:12:28,159 --> 01:12:31,079
You can hear even your own speech
pattern. Do I need to slow down

1068
01:12:31,079 --> 01:12:33,560
so they speed up? Do I
hit this joke right? Am? I

1069
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,439
emphasizing the right word, And I
think it's a smart thing to do.

1070
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:41,520
But I also got a great laugh
out of the fact that you played the

1071
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:45,079
fucking intro music. You had it
on your boombox around it I laptop,

1072
01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:49,119
I was, and I did the
whole thing. And yeah, not only

1073
01:12:49,159 --> 01:12:53,319
that, the time because they ask
you how much time you're going to do

1074
01:12:53,359 --> 01:12:57,079
on stage? I was with it
was me and I go, I'm gonna

1075
01:12:57,079 --> 01:12:59,119
do fourteen minutes, and they kind
of looked at me. Fourteen minutes.

1076
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:01,880
I'm like, well, is it
when you when I hit the stage or

1077
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,439
when I grab the mic? Well? How much time? All right?

1078
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,039
Let me They said originally ten to
twelve minutes, but I didn't know if

1079
01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:12,079
they added into hey, thanks everybody
for coming to the Carl great night it

1080
01:13:12,079 --> 01:13:15,159
does, or if it starts the
first joke, No, it's okay,

1081
01:13:15,199 --> 01:13:16,640
it's your time. You got it. And I'm like, if it's a

1082
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,960
minute one way or the other,
well, see this is why you don't

1083
01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:25,159
you never honest in that stuff.
Yeah, because they no one can tell

1084
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:29,880
time, right, I mean,
you start doing things that are timed,

1085
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:34,000
like I'm pretty good after a million
fucking years in that dumb business called radio

1086
01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:39,439
that I could sit there and read
a thirty second script and know that I'm

1087
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,720
I'm pretty close, right, I'd
be within a second or two. Same

1088
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,760
thing with sixty, so you get
that timing down. Same thing with comics.

1089
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,840
I mean you can kind of get
that, but you're talking about people

1090
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,800
who are they just didn't want to
hear what they want to hear that night.

1091
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:56,119
Their whole focus is on their set. So if anybody ever asked that,

1092
01:13:56,399 --> 01:13:59,720
he said she was going to be
about twenty and yeah, Greg Owens

1093
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:01,920
the head, Yeah, so I
would go I would just have said about

1094
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,920
ten or twelve, yeah, and
then get up there. And if you

1095
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:09,119
do fourteen fourty, you know what
I did? Get flashed? Oh well

1096
01:14:09,159 --> 01:14:15,039
because yeah, because because you told
them what you were going to do,

1097
01:14:15,199 --> 01:14:17,319
they asked, No, I understand
that. But my point is, if

1098
01:14:17,359 --> 01:14:20,840
you said, so I once opened
for Bobby Slayton, do you know Bobby

1099
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:25,239
I was an MC I was not
opening for let me rephrase that pick because

1100
01:14:25,239 --> 01:14:28,520
everybody goes fucking nuts when you say
something like that. I don't feels,

1101
01:14:29,079 --> 01:14:32,600
but do you understand? So I'm
m seeing the show I did seventeen minutes

1102
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:38,760
up front? Wow? Yeah,
terrible, terrible? Why because you shouldn't

1103
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,840
do that. No, No,
they're not there, it's just you and

1104
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:43,039
they're not there to see me.
It wasn't just me and him, there

1105
01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:45,680
was somebody else, but they're not
there. It wouldn't matter they're not there.

1106
01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:48,520
So when you're told ten to twelve
minutes, you got to do your

1107
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:53,520
best to try to keep it there, especially when because you're not you're not

1108
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,319
the Guy. It's not your show, you know what I'm saying, Especially

1109
01:14:56,319 --> 01:15:00,199
when you're like the MC, because
they've got and it does throw everything off.

1110
01:15:00,199 --> 01:15:02,960
Then if they're doing another show.
So I did seventeen minutes of the

1111
01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:05,479
Guy, because go say, hey, he did seventeen minutes, and I'm

1112
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:11,279
like, oh, it's all there. But I think Bobby didn't give a

1113
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:14,760
shit, and it might have been
the late show that I did it.

1114
01:15:15,079 --> 01:15:18,279
But I would say that the better
thing to do and is to always,

1115
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:23,760
like almost like any business when you're
starting out, mind your p's and q's,

1116
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,760
you know that that would be the
thing. Or tell them what they

1117
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,760
want to hear. And if you
go fourteen minutes, it's really not that

1118
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,399
big a deal. But you don't
want to tell him that because then they're

1119
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:35,319
gonna be all paradigm. Well,
should I take some time off? I'll

1120
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:39,079
take some time off my I've had, I've seen that happen. Well,

1121
01:15:39,119 --> 01:15:42,640
listen, I'll just take some time
off because a lot of times they'll go,

1122
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,279
hey, we've got a show timed
and so and so is here.

1123
01:15:45,319 --> 01:15:47,520
They want to do a guest spot. Great, how much time are they

1124
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,159
going to do? Five minutes?
Well five minutes is really seven because you

1125
01:15:51,279 --> 01:15:56,239
get up there and if it's somebody
who's known in a comedy club, let's

1126
01:15:56,239 --> 01:16:00,199
say, not that it'll ever happen
here, but Chappelle drops by, Hey,

1127
01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:02,039
I want to try out some new
jokes. Nobody's heard these before.

1128
01:16:02,319 --> 01:16:05,000
I'm coming to it. I turn
into fifteen to a half an hour.

1129
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:10,560
Well, it depends on that guy. That guy, but let's say you

1130
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,720
know, Kevin Meanie when he was
alive, used to come up here every

1131
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:16,840
Tuesday night, and Kevin would work
on new material so you could come and

1132
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,560
see him. And I am seed
a lot of those shows, and I

1133
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:25,520
would always keep it really tight because
I knew his time. I don't I

1134
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,359
think some nights he drove back to
Terrytown, which was like a four or

1135
01:16:28,359 --> 01:16:31,000
five hour drive. Where's Terrytown down
by New York City? Yeah? Yeah,

1136
01:16:31,079 --> 01:16:35,079
So So my point is, if
you're starting I would just keep it

1137
01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:39,119
or just tell him what they want
to hear, because everybody freaks the fuck

1138
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:42,399
out and then all looking for the
Yeah, that's the last thing I want

1139
01:16:42,399 --> 01:16:44,720
to do. It just you know, supposed to be finish, supposed to

1140
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,000
be realized. I know. But
they want to come at you like,

1141
01:16:46,279 --> 01:16:49,119
hey, hey, you know why
I didn't do that. God Doug did

1142
01:16:49,239 --> 01:16:54,279
fourteen minutes and he told me he
was only twelve. I told him,

1143
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,600
it's like that extra one hundred and
twenty seconds fucks everything up. Well,

1144
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,479
in reality, we can sit here
and say no, Well, when it's

1145
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:01,960
in somebody's head, yeah, it
does. It focks him up. And

1146
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,199
then and you don't want to be
that guy. I don't want you don't

1147
01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:08,000
want to be that guy. But
how to go? It went? It

1148
01:17:08,039 --> 01:17:12,239
went great. Everybody had a great
time. I went with. I went

1149
01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:15,760
the night before. So joe Linley
to my friend Joey dancing, who owns

1150
01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:24,159
illuminating expression distributions. It's it's joe
dancing dan Zing. Yeah, not dan

1151
01:17:24,279 --> 01:17:27,960
Zig, No dancing like the band
the band, This is dan Zing.

1152
01:17:28,119 --> 01:17:31,239
Yeah, that's what I do when
I get drunk, dancing. Yeah,

1153
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,399
you stepped right into that ship.
You stepped right, But I've been butchering

1154
01:17:36,399 --> 01:17:41,840
her her place. It's illuminating expressions, distributions. And she came in the

1155
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:45,319
show with me. We talked uh. Wednesday, we went to see uh

1156
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:50,560
Joel and then she brought her her
friend Kristen Thursday and my folks came in

1157
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:55,319
in a bunch of other people and
it was great. They had two hundred

1158
01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:59,239
and twenty seven people Thursday, which
I thought was amazing. That's a great

1159
01:18:00,119 --> 01:18:04,520
size. You know, the music
starts and it's showtime, and it was

1160
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:09,279
you know, did you get up
there? Did you forget anything? No,

1161
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:12,640
because I practiced practice, just like
I'm in the show. Yeah,

1162
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:15,920
and I'm looking at Tommy good.
I think the last joke could have went

1163
01:18:16,079 --> 01:18:19,039
a little longer, but there was
something new, but it got some laughs

1164
01:18:19,399 --> 01:18:23,199
about picking people up from the casino. Yes, I'd love that, and

1165
01:18:23,239 --> 01:18:26,520
then picking up people from the hospital. They both have the same look,

1166
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:31,119
and it's you know, what,
what did your old man say? Oh

1167
01:18:31,119 --> 01:18:33,920
he had a great time? Good? Yeah, all right, now,

1168
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:39,680
Joel Linley was Joel Linley. Jamie
Lissau was in town. Yes, Jamie

1169
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:44,479
was on the podcast as a mystery
guest via the phone. I've known Jamie

1170
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,319
more of a casually. I don't
I mean, we don't think we ever

1171
01:18:48,359 --> 01:18:53,119
really hung out. But we did
some comedy shows together when he was starting

1172
01:18:53,119 --> 01:18:57,840
out. Uh, Tommy Muley would
put some things together and we would do

1173
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,920
that, and then he would pop
up everyone in a while. And now

1174
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,520
did he start out as a comic
or just working on the radio and then

1175
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:05,560
he got into No, he did
comedy first. He was a comic,

1176
01:19:06,119 --> 01:19:11,880
So he was a comic. He
dropped out of law school and started just

1177
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:14,720
pursuing comedy. He really wanted to
do it. He was hanging around the

1178
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:19,279
club. Tommy would take him on
these other little jaunts out to the sticks

1179
01:19:19,279 --> 01:19:23,600
as we would call it, Letchworth
Pines, these other places, and we

1180
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:27,600
would do comedy out there and Jamie
would I remember Letchworth Pie was doing a

1181
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:30,079
lot of things. Are they still
open? I don't know, So Jamie

1182
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:34,159
Jamie would do that and then the
way James. So then all of a

1183
01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:41,760
sudden Jamie started doing more writing and
doing some other things and he got on

1184
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,800
the Tonight Show. He sent his
stuff out and that kind of helped him

1185
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:47,119
get some more a room work and
he was on the Tonight Show, I

1186
01:19:47,119 --> 01:19:50,520
think a couple times, and maybe
some other late night talk shows, and

1187
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,319
they had to be featuring at that
time by the time it was on Tonight's

1188
01:19:54,319 --> 01:20:01,159
Show. And then he was yeah, and then he was he was Schneider.

1189
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:05,039
Yeah. Then he met No No
before this, so then he was

1190
01:20:05,079 --> 01:20:10,479
doing that, and then a radio
thing happened here, so they were putting

1191
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:15,399
together a new show and they wanted
it, so they brought him in and

1192
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:18,600
he was looking to kind of have
a home base. He married a woman

1193
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:23,640
from Alaska. Her dad owned a
comedy club. Oh yeah, and they

1194
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:30,279
fell in love and so that was
that and sixteen years and then I think

1195
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:33,039
that when he was moving back to
Alaska, she found someone new he was

1196
01:20:33,079 --> 01:20:38,920
moving there, so he lives there
now because they have kids together. But

1197
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:45,600
then after the radio thing dissolved,
he went out and back on the road

1198
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:50,439
doing a lot more and met up
with Rob Schneider and then they became buddies

1199
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:54,119
and he was writing. They wrote
a movie together, and they wrote The

1200
01:20:54,159 --> 01:20:57,720
Real Rob Show on Netflix, and
Jamie's in it. You can see Jamie

1201
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,720
a lot on there. And then
the guy thing and the gut Feld thing.

1202
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:08,800
Dude, holy shit, I mean
I was amazed at the impact of

1203
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:13,640
Fox News, Like he's selling out
shows, but afterwards he doesn't go out

1204
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,199
in the hallway. And I don't
know if this was because I went to

1205
01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:20,439
the early show, but he would
go up on stage and people would buy

1206
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:24,840
t shirts and things, and he
would have the guy who was opening for

1207
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:27,159
him sort of help him set up, and then that guy would kind of

1208
01:21:27,159 --> 01:21:30,960
go to the room. But Mark
was great because you need somebody like a

1209
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:35,960
market allido to move that line along, and he did and they turned that

1210
01:21:36,039 --> 01:21:39,920
room over, and then Jamie came
in. I was in the green room

1211
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:44,640
with my mom and my buddy Kevin
Foodie, and Jamie came in and we

1212
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,920
talked about his sugar free jerky and
his Seltzer water that he had and his

1213
01:21:48,039 --> 01:21:50,840
rider. His mom came back.
I felt like I was kind of in

1214
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,640
the way there. His mom took
a picture with him, and I don't

1215
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:57,319
even know if Jamie had seen his
mom up to that point. Oh,

1216
01:21:57,359 --> 01:22:00,720
and then we all kind of left
together and he went and did the show.

1217
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:03,359
But I fucked this up. It
was a comedy of hers and I

1218
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:08,399
fucked this up because you and I
had talked about going to see Jamie.

1219
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:12,399
You wanted to meet Jamie because you
wanted to see if he remembered you from

1220
01:22:12,399 --> 01:22:16,680
the Olympia rest. Yeah, and
I wasn't sure if I was good.

1221
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:19,199
We had talked about going to the
Late Show and then we were laughing too

1222
01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:23,560
hard for my video, and then
I thought, I'm not sure I'm going

1223
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:27,720
to go because my mom's coming into
town. And then I had pretty much

1224
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,359
thought it was a dead deal because
of that. So then my buddy Kevin

1225
01:22:30,399 --> 01:22:34,239
Foodie writes me and says, Hey, the guy opening up for Jamie and

1226
01:22:34,279 --> 01:22:39,640
it's just that guy and Jamie.
That was all. Was I enough for

1227
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:45,880
Joel Literley too? Okay? Yeah, he goes, I know him through

1228
01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:47,520
whatever he goes. I've known him
for years. He goes, I want

1229
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:49,800
to go check it out, and
I said, all right, and he

1230
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:54,800
goes, my girlfriend's gonna be at
some silent disco. It's girls night or

1231
01:22:54,840 --> 01:23:00,239
whatever. Okay, So then he
went and that was he went to the

1232
01:23:00,279 --> 01:23:04,359
show. So I so then I'm
like, we're talking, and I said,

1233
01:23:04,399 --> 01:23:08,640
I don't know what my mom's plans
are. So my mom's plans kept

1234
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,720
changing because my son's track me.
Now, I always thought my kid was

1235
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:15,239
giving me bullshit with the track meat
stuff that he goes Dad, They're so

1236
01:23:15,399 --> 01:23:18,159
unorganized. It's never this, never
that, this is the college level division

1237
01:23:18,199 --> 01:23:25,359
two this uh he is supposed to
be Saturday. They delay it till Sunday.

1238
01:23:25,399 --> 01:23:28,520
So now my mom's not coming up
till Saturday. So I was kind

1239
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:32,079
of waiting to see I said to
her, listen, if you get here

1240
01:23:32,119 --> 01:23:35,880
in time, we'll go to the
comedy show. So then I did she

1241
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:41,000
have a good time. Yeah,
yeah, so I So then I completely

1242
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,520
forget about Doug. I go and
buy tickets for me, my buddy Foodie,

1243
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,680
and my mom. And then Doug
calls me at six point fifteen from

1244
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:53,039
the comedy club. Sold they're sold
out, and he goes, you got

1245
01:23:53,039 --> 01:23:56,319
tickets already, and I go yeah. He goes, oh oh, and

1246
01:23:56,359 --> 01:24:00,520
I'm like, oh yeah, fuck. I just I just thinking that I

1247
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:03,560
and I didn't even remember telling you
that I was definitely going to the early

1248
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:06,600
show. I think you texted me
and said are you going? And I

1249
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:12,439
said yes, the early show when
you I don't remember that being set.

1250
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:15,640
You were trying to talk me into
putting the video up. Yeah, sor

1251
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,920
right, because then you had to
put the video up and the podcast.

1252
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:21,880
Sorry, So either way, I
went out with some friends. Sorry,

1253
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:26,720
I feel terrible because they they was
sold out and you couldn't get in,

1254
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:30,520
and Jamie was fantastic and you really
missed out on a great show. Great

1255
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:34,640
fucking so the beer was extra cold
that night. Everything was perfect. It

1256
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:39,079
was amazing. It was amazing.
Oh when Orgy broke out in the middle

1257
01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:42,600
of the thing. No, I
was just impressed, like the power still

1258
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:46,119
of a TV draw, because there
were people there that were clearly fans of

1259
01:24:46,119 --> 01:24:49,239
The gut Field Show and really like
Jamie and he did a great set and

1260
01:24:49,359 --> 01:24:55,399
he's clean comic and yeah, yeah, really done a fantastic job. He

1261
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,279
looks great. And uh, I'll
be interested to see what's what's next for

1262
01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:01,359
this guy, because I I would
think he'd be back in a year.

1263
01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:04,239
He was here last year at the
same time. Yeah, it probably.

1264
01:25:04,319 --> 01:25:08,520
I don't know. Yeah, I'm
not going to go again. I've already

1265
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:16,720
seen it, all right, I'll
keep that in mind next. I don't

1266
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:20,760
know if he's anywhere close. I
mean he's uh, didn't he when he

1267
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:27,640
was guest speaker or a guest speaker
guest colored didn't They had nine shows and

1268
01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:32,279
Florida all sold out. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ten days.

1269
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:38,920
Yeah, his wife flied back to
a last thing. Come back if you're

1270
01:25:39,039 --> 01:25:45,239
your book week after week. Uh
So, So the gut Felt thing is

1271
01:25:45,279 --> 01:25:47,039
sort of a problem for that because
they tape in New York. So I

1272
01:25:47,039 --> 01:25:51,159
think he went in and did five
days on Gutfeld and like they just put

1273
01:25:51,239 --> 01:25:56,000
him up and so because they really
like really likes him on that show.

1274
01:25:56,239 --> 01:25:58,560
So I'm pretty sure that. And
then he was trying to get here to

1275
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:02,800
Rochester and he he had, yes, he had that really funny, funny

1276
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:09,520
set about the eclipse and the whole
process, and it was it was really

1277
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:12,159
he could to get a plain flights
now he's driving, Yes, it was

1278
01:26:12,199 --> 01:26:15,000
really good. He was in traffic
and he ate the eclipse. Yeah,

1279
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:18,800
I'm texting you. No no,
no, no, somebody did text me

1280
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:23,199
and I just said we're taping right
now. But that was the h So

1281
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,760
I fucked up, Doug. I
did not get you a ticket. That's

1282
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:30,239
all right. And so clearly I'm
a better friend to Kevin Foodie than I

1283
01:26:30,239 --> 01:26:33,000
am. Definitely. Yeah, that's
just the way it it goes. We

1284
01:26:33,079 --> 01:26:36,079
have some listening friends and to shout
out to Joe Kinney, Kim Hollick,

1285
01:26:36,119 --> 01:26:42,000
of course, Kurt Day, who
had his spaghetti. Oh yeah, all

1286
01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:48,319
right, Dan Neary, Jim Hubbard, Sherry Dope, Jay Davis, Rick

1287
01:26:48,399 --> 01:26:55,279
Mints, Dave Turpin, Christine Rodgers, Chris Couch, Jimmy Lynch, Joey

1288
01:26:55,359 --> 01:26:59,600
dancing. Oh, wonderful people,
just people listening throughout the day. That's

1289
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:03,039
it. That's It's awesome. Billified
and and the last we have, the

1290
01:27:03,119 --> 01:27:06,359
last we have and the last I
had of that Jamie listen show. God,

1291
01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:12,560
did you miss it? You really
missed. We talked about wrestling afterwards.

1292
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,159
Missed him. I missed the eclipse. I mean it was cloudy Saturday,

1293
01:27:15,319 --> 01:27:21,720
was a good dry, good night
to drive uber after Oh that's so.

1294
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:25,520
He's a pleasure, my friend.
Now, I love having to get

1295
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:30,479
here. Dougie, Dougie Fresh,
I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow.

1296
01:27:41,359 --> 01:27:49,199
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