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Ladies and gentlemen, witness and behold
the world's least responsive you listener, Male

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Bag. Many podcasts across the width
and breadth of the intern atmosphere claim interest

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in the writings of listeners, but
only one podcast holds their respect and disregards

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the timeliness in equalm Mounds bear witness
to bloody photos. Listen to me supplement.

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There was one guy had to put
them down. Well, let's let's

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let's kick this thing off where they
collectively felt drive us there they goes.

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I think we're all feeling that a
little bit. Oh hello, how are

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you. My name is David Flora. My name is David Stecco, and

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we are liars who have no I
am the Stecco and he is the Flora.

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That's right, and I'm the pan. Now one of us tells the

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truth. One of us always lies. How does that? How does that

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riddle go? How? What's the
answer that there's one thing that you asked

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the dude, you as the one
guy, if the other one would tell

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you, yeah, this is yeah, this is what you want to know.

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Always lie. So listener, mail, this is the this is the

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part of the show where you're the
star just kidding. It's still pretty much

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us. We just make a big
deal out of it. Wrong. We've

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got we've got a hearty amount of
of denty moore, listener mail, Oh,

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we do, with lots of rich
chunks of lettuce and beef nuggets.

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Let us does not let us doesn't
belong in. Let us now with fewer

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calories, another ball, and let
us chowder over here, please with extra

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romaine. Uh. For the listeners
should be knowing that Flora's getting ready to

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return for a little stint to his
his old Kentucky home. Oh yeah,

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you're in Kentucky. Try and find
me bitches. To that end, he

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has been drinking through the last of
his Kentucky bourbon because he knows he gets

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to reload. So yep, I
reload on on bourbon and l eight fucking

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yeah. It's a crazy drink.
It's a it's a it's a ginger drink

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of magical deliciousness. Yeah, will
you bring me a six pack of that?

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I will give you money for it, I sure will. Sweet All

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right, listener mail, this is
what you're here for yourself. We've got

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we've got a righteous stack betwixt us. We do and we do have.

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Actually, Righteous Stack is a pretty
cool name for like a band. Okay,

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I'm saying, is that a Christian
band? Maybe? But like the

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cover of the first album is like
Marshall Stacks, but it just says righteous

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wherever it would say Marshall. What's
a Marshall stack. It's like the it's

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like the the two Vamp and the
Great Big Speaker part. Marshall Stacks.

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They stack up. You've seen them
probably, But anyway, I don't know

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what these kids are listening to these
days? Essie, what do you think

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of my jokes? Yeah? Not
a fan? Is it addictment for me

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to treat your dog like a sound
button? Not? When you can?

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I guess it's so easy. You're
on farms? Hey, Assy, what

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do you think of the president?
GMOs? Not a fan about Jane Fonda?

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Never forget America. Oh you know
what we should do is just uh,

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we should just like get a really
clean recording of Assy flipping out and

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use that for our badger sound or
whatever. We Yeah, okay, so

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let's kick this thing off. Let's
let's do it, Let's get into it.

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That's the end of a dude,
that's right, all right, right

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off the bat boom, Lunar Kitty, Lunar Kitty, didn't you hear they

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put a kitty on the moon?
What are they doing with that tax money?

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I don't think that kiddy can breathe
up there. Y'all should leave Earth.

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Oh, Lunar Kitty hits us with
the following, um and uh,

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a little taste of foreshadowing. What, Yeah, Lunar Kitty wants to hear

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a little bit more about stuff with
South Asia and Southern Islands, mythology and

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monsters. I mean, what real? Yeah, I don't know. I

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mean we have been I feel like
we've been carpet bombing the Philippines in Japan.

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Well, I mean, it's weird
the timing of this. This was

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sent forever ago, but but we
have just come around to trying to tool

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out an episode kind of all about
that. Yeah, so we might we

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might be Carl younging it up here, asked and answered, your honor,

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asked and answered. Um. Also, this is not a pun. Just

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you know, this is an actual
factual fact about the way the world operates.

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Oh, okay, do you know
the real reason that HP Lovecraft was

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taken out to school? HP Lovecraft
ever heard of him? Oh? Yeah,

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yeah, Jesus Flora. It was
because of a particular bully that was

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always picking on him, a jerk
by the name of pH Shovecraft. Oh

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yeah, hate it. Yeah.
Well, I gotta say though he treated

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it seriously. It wasn't just a
shove hobby, a shove craft. He

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was a master, It's right.
And also some um, some fun tips

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about Remember what I was saying that
I've been alarming people by cleaning my fingernails

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with a knife. Lunard Kitty gave
me some great tips on alternative things I

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could do that are more socially acceptable. Toothpicks, pencapsu perhaps two tacks.

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Um, you know these are things
that we can use. Um. At

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this point, I've established that I'm
kind of a knife fingernail cleaner at the

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office, but in public, yes, I'm going to do that. Thank

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you. Thanks Lunar Kitty. Well
thanks, I mean, it's hard to

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prove a negative, but I'm sure
you're going to keep me out of jail

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at some point without advices. True, Lunar Kitty also has a Parthenian shot.

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As it were. Lunar Kitty hits
us with I mean not so superpower,

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but boy of a very arguable utility. Okay, X ray vision,

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but it only goes through one layer, so in like moderate weather, let's

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say at the beach ring and ding
ding. Although my question is this would

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the person just appear is just like
bone and muscle, except for the bikini

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areas, the person being a girl, because I'm imagining me having this,

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I am assuming so it's just like
a weird, wet and meat monster with

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fully visible genitals. Not so superpower. Oh my god, what a great

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torturous superpower. So the only way
it really works is if the person's wearing

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like like like a Green Man suit
or something that's funny. Oh really good

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one nice, Thanks, Lunar Kitty. And what's the sound of lunar Kitty

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in space? That's correct? All
right? I have heard from Josie.

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Oh, hello, Josie Josiah.
Josie actually has an update on her dream.

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Oh. She says, a few
weeks ago she had a dream where

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her favorite wrestler, Ultramendous Black,
was teaching her how to drive along with

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his stable of wrestlers instead of her
dad, which has been the norm for

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every time they've gone out, and
she's nearly crashed. And also the morning

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she wrote this, she woke up
and remembered dreaming about avocados and then being

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ripe, which is to her super
inane, because who dreams about ripe food?

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M What do you think? What
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How would you interpret that dream?
Driving with a wrestler and then dreaming about

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ripe avocados? Too busy googling Ultramantous
Black. Never heard of Ultramantius Black.

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I actually haven't either. He is
he a wrestler in the UK. Also

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is his finishing move the head eater? Okay. Ultramantius Black has a couple

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of ring names. There's the Black
Mantis Insectodispasio UltraMantis and Ultramantus Black Wow at

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six feet zero wenches waying two hundred
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Garden and pots unknown, trained by
Mike Qua Bush, Reckless Youth, Chris

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Hero and Horre Rivera not Rivera,
Yes the same, two hundred and six

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pounds of twisted steel and sex appeals
right. Ultramantius Black was born July seventeenth,

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nineteen seventy five, and he wrestles
primarily in the Chicara Professional Professional Wrestling

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promotion. Wow is in Spain,
dude, that guys like my age.

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Okay, I could be a pro
wrestler. Yes, sit, we all

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could. Oh my gosh, listeners, Uh, pro wrestling names for both

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me and Flora, mostly me.
That's that's awesome. Um wow, I'm

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sorry, but when you when you
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of your story, expect lighter attention
from that point board from the the avocados.

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Yeah, okay, uh, let's
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to this then. Okay, Well, the wrestler is in control. He

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dominates the ring, he dominates the
wheel, he dominates traffic, so of

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course things are going to go better
right with him. The avocado um is

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fatty, which ostensibly is bad for
you, but they're the good for you

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fats. Yeah, they're part of
a really well balanced diet um yeah,

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which is good for six reality.
Yeah. So really, what the the

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avocado is saying is, listen,
there's gonna be a lot of things in

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you that say, stay away from
this, it's too much, you can't

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handle it. But it's actually really
good for you. And so it's about

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it's about sexual freedom, dreams about
so thank you very much, so I'm

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so glad we could help you with
that. Thanks, Joe. Let's see.

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Uh oh. Our next email is
from listener Danny damn It? Who

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Danny damn It? Yes? Pretty
much? Um uh oh oh no it's

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I'm sorry it's pronounced Danny giblets.
Oh Danny, what hits us with?

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Uh? This email? O?
D o h bosh? I wear farts

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for colode. Du take the time
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Okay, So he's got he's got
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He's been pretty good at not so
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know, I know he's he's I
hate that. I can't hate him,

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Danny, here we go. Spoiled
alert the ability to cause any food or

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drink to go back instantly. Wow
that, since Honey does not spoil it,

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is your cryptonite. Nice. That's
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you can cause any food to go
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a superpower. Pretty powerful. Yeah, I mean pretty powerful. But I

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like that you went the extra mile
to Yeah, Honey is the christ Nite.

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That makes a really good sense.
I like I like that there's some

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lore there. I like some lore. Yeah, you'll like any lore there,

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Hey, Paul, Yeah, Paul, you got any of that lore

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like lare Dave? All right,
because this guy's got lore low war everybody

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like lore. I'll never get all
tired of that joke. Also, the

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fifty fifty shot your bulletproof, but
only to every other bullet Yeah, alternating

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bulletproof idness, which is still you
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That's pretty good. Yeah, this
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Thank you, Danny Giblets, but
for real, thank you. I

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have I have a missive from the
Soaring Buffalo of Incredulity. I believe it's

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put announced Incredulity Bison as well as
in Flying the Flying Bison of Incredulity.

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The Soaring Buffalo is a new listener. Hey, welcome aboard. Yes,

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yes, hello Buffalo. Oh ur
huh buffalo call sound Yeah that to get

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you some Buffalo likes the show,
which we love. And yeah, actually

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says great job on the original ghost
story. By the way, Ah,

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well done, well, thank you, Thorne. Buffalo. Let me just

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check my glasses. That Bill Shakespeare
over there, and and and useless superpowers

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sorry, buffalo has useless superpower perfect. That's what I want. Here we

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go ortho proliferation. Okay, you
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the bone you can wolverine your whole
damn arm snork. Oh wow, best

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at one I Oh god, that's
brilliant. Yeah wow yeah. Also Flight

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of the Navigator neosis. This is
a condition granting you the ability to fly.

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Oh god, I thought I could
go back to the movie Flight of

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the Navigator, which is one of
the last movies in which Sarah Jessica Parker's

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smoking hot. But it grants you
the ability to fly, but only through

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extreme concentration, requiring you to keep
your eyes closed. Oh I like that.

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Not bad. Wow, that's that's
yeah, that's pretty righteous. And

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signs off. He signs off your
Native American audience. Oh, how about

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them? That's awesome. I love
it. Noise, thank you, soaring

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buffalo of r dunity. Oh up
next to god us there's a missive from

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the mill rat, the mule rat. Mummy, Mummy, there's a rats

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at the mill what why don't you
catch it? We'll have it. Fushm

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stay no, no, mummy,
this rat is educated. It's ata that

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won't educated around. Oh but the
middle Rati is mummy. Oh the mill

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rat hits us up, loves the
podcast, likes what we do, thinks

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that we're informative. Well, geez
es, this is an educated mill rat.

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Indeed. Yeah, welcome aboard um. Listen to the podcast during twelve

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hour shifts. Oh fit, just
don't listen to it for the full twelve

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hours. There's a real like LD
fifty on this podcast. The view if

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you exceed it only through intensive training
from the Peyton Bob Institute of Prolonged Podcast

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Listening. Will you be ready?
You? You you have to like become

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his potwan he and call him sense
all. That's right? Uh? Dave

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you ever worked twelve hour shifts before? Oh? Yeah, I do it.

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I do it to this day sometimes
Oh yeah yeah sometimes sometimes the auction

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house she requires everything. I uh, I worked at a factory, um,

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just out of high school, just
for a summer thing, you know,

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and there were twelve hours swing shifts. Have you ever done that?

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No? You have to. A
swing shift is when you you work just

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sodomize itself. Their Kadian three on
two off, two on, three off,

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and each each time you're on,
you're switching from days to nights.

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Oh yo, pass, Well that's
what I mean. I think maybe that's

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why we got us a mill rat
suspectrum mill worker and uh has a really

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I like, it's so good,
we're gonna do it. Oh uh And

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so I'm not even gonna say it
because I don't want to spoilers it,

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but mill Rat, you're right,
You're right. The hell is it's a

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show suggestion. Yeah, yeah,
wow, Okay, So we just had

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a quick confab and discussed it.
Yes, ratified, double triple stamp.

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I don't know when we'll get to
it, because just ask Edward Edgar Casey.

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Sometimes it can take a while for
us to get around. But that's

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that is definitely on the hot list. We'll played mill Rat, well done,

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mill Rat. Everyday look too cold
to order? Everyone, please subtle,

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please take your seats, each of
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cat stroke. Thank you for hosting
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Great Feast, Useless superpower you ready, I didn't know. I can't

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be, It's not possible. And
here we go, killer portation, the

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ability to teleport, but you're in
the body of Helen Killer. I mean

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points for integrating the name. You
can go wherever you want, but you

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won't know where you are and you
can't tell anybody why you're there. I

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would take that. I would take
that way, just so you could just

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poof yourself in the middle of like
the mall of America and Minnesota, just

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and then poof disappear again. And
god, I like that. Wow,

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it's only quick libel greekd and doleful
that too, well done. Yes,

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thank you sir. This is the
part where I blow out. The MIC's

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going La la lana HeLa la la
la la la la laa phrasing laa.

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It's right, Hey Laana, how
do h oh? She says, Hey,

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guys, we missed you, and
we've missed you as well on shantam

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Oh Laana, we've missed you.
Don't ever leave one of us. Oh,

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well, guess what one of us? She is one of us.

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You know why she's been so busy. She just finished her master's congratulations,

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moved back to Kentucky, and she
has already organized a bigfoot program at the

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library Triple Booth. That's right,
I like that. She went on vacation

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and then got a real professional lady
job. Wow, wish I could,

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little kid, who here I hurt
myself? Oh went on vacation. Wonder

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where she went? Yeah, well
ride us back loan, got my masters,

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flew to parts unknown. That's right, Well, probably she probably wanted

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an expedition looking for squatch. She
needs to post on injured that that little

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success kid and be like completed masters, went on vacation, got a job.

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Yeah, that's true. A little
fisty kid. That's fisty kidd um.

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She's got experts with footmolds, audio
video stories. Oh that's awesome.

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Yeah, and uh, send us
your address. We'll send you some blurry

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photober stuff. We'll send you some
cards and whatnot. Hand them out to

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the people by the way. On
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it's a little maybe maybe not,
it's a library. And then all these

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kids are like mama water sweet sweet
tat. I'm willing to take that chance.

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Met. She just got the job, though, just got a job.

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Let's not rock the boat. Oh
man, we know what. I'll

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leave it to you, Lana,
leave it to you. Yeah, balls

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in your court, Lana. And
also, is it a job in Louisville

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because Louillu Larval. Because we can, we can. Yeah, I'd like

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to also take this opportunity to think, uh the twenty fourteen Miscrypted Prize pack

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winners Stephen Oh God, yes,
because he sent us some righteous bumper stickers.

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Yep, yep, yep. I'm
gonna throw those stickers on everything.

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I'm gonna get fired from my job
because there's gonna be a priceless work of

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art, blurry photo sticker in the
middle of it. I'll be like I

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helped it. It looked like nod
who doesn't want that? But the point

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is Lana, um yeah. Let
let us know what when when you're doing

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your your big foot now it's October
thirtieth, we're gonna go oh okay,

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okay, I mean it's just that's
true. Might as well be October thing.

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Yeah, awesome, that's that's great. No no squatch episodes for for

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us. Yeah, but you know, once we do, you can you

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can organize another and play us what
what's going on? I'm reading the rest

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of the listener, man, I'm
sorry, I keep rambling. I hope

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you're ready for this. I'm not
um so um so. She finally got

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caught up with the podcast, but
um, she got so busy that she

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had a nightmare that I was at
her house and she took me to the

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barn to show to show me her
cats, but then we got attacked by

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wolves and had to hide in the
barn loft. Then I yelled at her

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from the rest of the dream because
she took me out to a wolf invested

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bar. All I'm saying, Lana
is that wolves are not quiet creatures.

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You knew there were wolves in the
barn. Also, awesome first date.

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Yeah, but it was okay because
I was okay with everything because she made

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me a pie and it's true.
All right, pie calms me right down.

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Where was I Probably probably watching UK
basketball, probably driving a giant truck

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with a sign on the side that
a giant truck on the sign that said

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Flora's Pack of Wolves. Enjoy your
Bondimestecko. Oh, this has been the

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This has been another wolf farm.
Yeah, extra feral. So the dream

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was what made her decide to catch
up on the podcast. Well, yeah,

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I'm glad something due. Oh and
and a product of the leading year.

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That's right, ladies, are you
tired of going solo to Jewish weddings

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and holy high holidays. Tired of
your mother disapproving of your non Jewish boyfriends.

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He's nice. I suppose are you
at your wits end having to listen

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to your already married friends and relatives
ask why you're still single? Well,

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and each Solom is custom made to
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have a man that can refuse a
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Your Solom will only protect you from
the forces of evil, but he

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will also follow you every command.
Solomons can be upgraded to come with advanced

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cleaning skills, and the best part
is they never talk about themselves. They

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only listen or or now and have
your custom made Solomon time for Hanka and

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smiths. Just remember, just remember, ladies, why be solo when you

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can be with Solo Solomon grow out
of control and destroy the world. You're

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not responsible for any destruction, order
or torture. Some restrictions of place you

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rats. That is awesome. Also
quick ps from Lana the Badger noises from

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the Stoke campfire stories scared her to
death. Well good, but at least

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something didn't. It's just like a
screaming lunatic. I'm sorry. Sorry.

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Badger has been going through some ships
so under a lot of stress. That

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was an awesome letter. Thank you, lonnank you Lona. No no no

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no no no no no no no
no no no no. If you if

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you tried opening up the choke on
it a little bit, no no no,

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just gotta got it like like open
it all the way up and push

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the pime button. Mikey Wheels don't
care jokes and Micky Wheels gonna choke the

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life out of this track. Jesus
Christ, We're gonna like stroke out.

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We are, hey, Mikey,
Mikey Wheels. Oh, Mikey Wheels hits

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us with a few get ready strap
hand, I hope you're ready. Here's

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a poet. It's ticket time all
right. After listening to our episode on

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Kahokia, he did some research found
out that one of the most popular games

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they play is called the Kahokia Pokia
Oh, that's what it's all about.

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I put my right foot in up
your right turbocharged. Mikey says he hasn't

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tried eaching at all, but he
does tend to practice in a bit of

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the belching once in a while.
Is that following eating? Mike Wheels got

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the latest Game Informer in the mail, and apparently Studio Ghibli has a game

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in the works called the Ninokuni Incident. Recently, during the filming of a

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Hobbit, there was a weird phenomenon
discovered. You heard about this. They

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filmed in South America and they encountered
the Nasgo lines so much backfire you just

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spit all over my leg. Sorry, that's pretty embarrasing. That's pretty good,

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good distance. He's really spitting there. Everybody. Oh one more,

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one more, one more lab,
one more lab. Mikey Wheels says,

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uh. He thinks fans of the
podcast, since we were asking, could

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be called flecos. Oh sounds sounds
like that quarterback. It does sound like

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Joe Flacco. That quarterback sounds like
that. You know what, We've We've

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long been in love with sports and
athletic achievement, So I mean, what

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what could be more fitting with my
buddy Joe Flacco on new podcast Mask.

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He perhaps my favorite player on the
Ravens. No, no, no,

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no, it's it's called Blurry Photos. It's it's a it's it's a podcast

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about the unknown. Um. But
they're also kind of funnier. They make

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a lot of jokes. Um.
Then their mascot is a football quarterback.

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Um. You know, uh,
you know like that. It's it's one

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of those. Well, thank you, head into the pit, get those

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get those tires changed out, because
you got a lot of get a lot

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of road ahead of you, buddy. We got a email from jar Captain

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Nate. Captain Nate. Now,
when we first heard of him, he

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was first Matenate. But it's been
a good year for him. Sorry,

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I just bostoned it up there for
well, you know, he has his

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best friend to Boson, Oh Boson, Charlie Boson Wells. Okay, I

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gotta tell everyone this right now by
way of a public service announcement. Flora

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and I are sort of obsessed with
like a two minute YouTube video of Orson

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Wells from the early seventies, can
drunk trying to record a TV commercial for

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like American like California, champagne.
Google it, YouTube it and watch it.

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It is. It is a crime
that they only recorded two takes of

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this commercial. I guess technically three. Yeah. First, he was like,

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and the things that you should make
note of is that it starts with

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take one, So it's not like
he was there for a long time and

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just drank a bunch of champagne got
drunk. He showed up blasted and he

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is the best kind of drunk uncle, slurring idiot drunk that in Flora and

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I can't stop like, I think
the script set opened with ah, the

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French champagne, and every take starts
with oh, the French champagne. Oh,

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champagne. Watch it, You're welcome. Oh yeah, how did we

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get there? From Captain Nate?
What's in the captain's log though? Yeah,

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that's right. Okay, a couple
of things. First of all,

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Captain Nate bought a ten dollars cabinet
a yard sale, uh, and needed

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something to listen to while he refinished
it. Oh that's that's a good call.

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Good news. No dippo, it
is a dipock Liss cabinet. Yeah

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that's awesome. But likes the podcast
Catching Up a Square one and he's all

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the way up through MK Ultra.
So making some good work, didn't done?

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Yeah? Also, did you hear
about the new film that pagan mystics

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who run into trouble after smoking too
much sacred herbs. It's called Druid Where's

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My Car? King Glorious? And
this is why how you know it's quality

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you apologize afterwards? Oh yeah.
Also, Uh, there's a new generation

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of young people who are very big
into technology, social networking, and wizardry.

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They're known as the Merlin Ennials.
Wow. Yeah, Well he's this

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guy. He knows there's a reason
he's captain. This guy he gets it,

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gets it. Uh. You know, they're finally making a film that

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looks like uh that that looks at
the Merlin story from another angle. They

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tell a variation where instead of using
a stick to perform magic, he actually

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carries a goldfish with him as is
his true source of power. I don't

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know where this is going, and
I'm very excited to find out. The

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movie will be out next year and
it's called The Fish called wand wow,

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you painted a picture? You painted? Follows it up with there's no apology

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good enough for that one? Uh? And so so thank you, thank

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you. Captain Naton also said,
we've mentioned ergotism a number of times and

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maybe maybe, uh see again,
that's as far as I'm gonna go with

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it, because you know, I
don't I don't like to spoilers in Okay,

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we're gonna get another one from Captain
night here. Now he's in the

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middle of our first Bullstone episode.
Wow he is, Yeah, he really

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is. He is hustling and loving
it, loving it. I really like

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the opening. Yeah, we're gonna
keep that up and gives us a really

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good suggestion of a great read that
involves multiple time traveling versions of yourself.

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It's a short story called My Wife
Hates Time Travel? Oh interesting? Uh

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did you know that some historians thought
that Blackbeard was actually a candy maker?

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No? Yeah, see when they
read about the fierce pirates sitting outside the

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port demanding medicine, you know,
otherwise death would come to the captives.

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All the historians read was Blackbeard made
Charleston choose. I notice I noticed that

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there is no apology after that one
that should have had the guest. Yeah,

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he just dropped that on the table
and said, dig in, I'll

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be in the basement. I'll be
in the hold. And also, um

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he was born and raised in Alaska
and has some harp stories. Wow,

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yea, they are timbers. Never
be shimbered, Captain Nate said, shimbered.

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We drink when we record, and
we are never bored, and we

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really want Antonio Brown to make a
touchdown. I was, I was watching

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the Pittsburgh Steelers play and I couldn't
stop making up dumb songs about Antonio Brown.

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And we're keeping this touchdowns here.
I was with my finger on the

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cut button. That's right. Nope, Oh, this is how the Brownies

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get made, right, Thanks Captain
Nate. Oh, I'll thank you.

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I'll coptain Nate d I don't know. Shut up, all right, boy,

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were you George Lucas's racist envisioning of
the Nabu trade ministers? Is that

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what that was all about? Gone
out the ventilationship. I'm not going to

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survive this, um cause, hey, check this out. We have heard

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from Ironicus, whats hero of Spotto. That's right, the baby that would

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not die on the mountain side.
Did Ironicus keep saying this is Sparta even

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when he clearly wasn't in Sparta,
Because it's not that it's the baby that

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had a spoon. Need uh the
yeah, Ironicus defined as contrary to that

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which is expected. Oh uh,
Ironicus just started listening to the show,

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but he's enjoying it. I wish
that we had a gift of you and

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I in like gone with the wind
gowns and fans going. We'll make that

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happen. Yeah, he says.
A little known fact about Kahokia was their

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social safety net that provided payments to
people too injured to work. Oh yeah,

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sounds pretty good. Only physical injuries
qualified, leading to the oft repeated

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phrase sticks and stones may break my
bones, but words will never chert me.

401
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:36.239
Oh nice. Oh you think he's
done, thanks cohok Obama. Yeah,

402
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:40.559
yeah, that was the Obama.
That's better. Ironicus liked the Tall

403
00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:46.960
Tales episode, but we overlooked something, Dave. Oh shit, how practical

404
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.760
they can be. Oh. For
example, there were once two farmers.

405
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:57.000
One always had huge bumper crops and
the other was constantly jealous. That jealous

406
00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:00.440
one started spying on his more successful
neighbor to learn his secret, and every

407
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:05.599
morning and every night, as he
tended the fields, the skilled farmer would

408
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:08.960
recite tall Tales. Not a word
of the stories were true. But they

409
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:15.199
were so evocative and well told that
the jealous farmer came to enjoy his espionage.

410
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:21.320
Eventually he got impatient and demanded to
know the secrets of this neighbor's high

411
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:27.519
yields. The first farmer smiled and
said, it's simple to grow better crops.

412
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:37.199
You just need to fertile lies.
Two fertile lies, two fertile lies.

413
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:45.039
Yet, and now some mundane superpowers. Spiro kinesis the ability to move

414
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:49.239
video game characters with your mind.
Wow, that's a that's a deep cut

415
00:38:49.360 --> 00:38:55.480
Spiro the dragon. Yeah, lace
reaching way back. And then the ability

416
00:38:55.559 --> 00:39:06.000
to make pictures of your skeletons split
apart, X ray fishing Bane of Radiologists.

417
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:12.840
Oh, he is not done,
not by a long shot. Ironicus

418
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:16.159
was going through the backlog and not
surprised that we overlooked yet another thing in

419
00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:22.559
episode sixty five. Are so unspeakably
stupid. Our favorite book dealer had many

420
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:28.880
other tombs in his collection, but
one is never mentioned by history. Because

421
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:34.320
it was actually very dull, with
nothing remarkable about it. It became known

422
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:42.880
as the Voinage Nondescript. There's virtually
nothing I could say to describe it.

423
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:47.480
I mean, it was rather nondescript. Yeah, not much to it.

424
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:52.360
And then one more bring it.
This is an interesting fact about the Eaching.

425
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.679
The Man in the High Castle is
a novel from Philip K. Dick.

426
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.880
Yeah, he consulted the Eaching to
determine the co the plot, and

427
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:05.239
many characters in it to do the
same for various reasons. Of course,

428
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.880
there's an even older Chinese oracle that
fell away from history. It was made

429
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:15.760
from the skin of livestock that had
suffered from mites. They called it the

430
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:22.840
it Ching, often translated as the
Book of Manges. That's great and gross

431
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:28.079
fun fact. When I was in
college, I was taking a class on

432
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:35.159
science fiction and we were reading the
seminal work by Philip K. Do Android's

433
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:39.639
Dream of Electric Sheep, and we
had just finished reading Neuromancer by William Gibson,

434
00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:42.960
and he goes, well, he's
one thing you have to understand,

435
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:46.199
as though while they both kind of
are into this dystopian future, William Gibson's

436
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:52.800
is very flashy and lasers and ands, and Philip K. Dick is it's

437
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.840
it's more about the people. It's
more about the you know, the bland

438
00:40:57.639 --> 00:41:00.760
details. And he was saying this
the opening of a class and he's like,

439
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.519
but I'll tell you what, you
know, if you really stick it

440
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:07.159
out, you guys will find like, given enough time, you really will

441
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:13.239
develop a taste for dick. And
he just stopped and just looked down and

442
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.639
he goes, there's no coming back
from that. You're all out, Get

443
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:17.840
you're done, Get out of here. It was like a four minute class.

444
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:22.199
Yeah, He's like, go go, you're you're He had that planned

445
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:27.440
all day, probably all day and
day. Wow, thank you, ironicous

446
00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:34.760
for all the missives. Thank you
for joining the old blurry photos train.

447
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:39.400
Indeed, getting on at that stop
and never getting off, it's like snow

448
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:44.440
pier. Sir, have you ever
seen that? Did you watch that?

449
00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.559
We watch watched it listen ever since
the core? I don't, I don't.

450
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:52.280
I don't watch movies with laser trains. Have a rule. Now when

451
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:55.079
they made me have a rule,
I could argue with you, but I

452
00:41:55.159 --> 00:42:00.800
won't. What do you got,
I've got a I had an email from

453
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:05.639
our friend Ben Ben Ben p.
The P stands for a posse in effect.

454
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:12.039
Um, he's got a great story. Um what is it? It's

455
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:15.639
kind of a haunted dream story.
So when he was in college. Uh,

456
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:20.280
he was an RA and it was
in this old apartment building and the

457
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.639
other RA was his best friend since
he was a kid, Like they went

458
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.159
to school together. And while they
lived in this apartment, like a lot

459
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:28.480
of weird things would happen, noises
and things like that, and they would

460
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.440
joke that it was that it was
haunted. But one night he had a

461
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:35.400
dream. And he likes like horror
movies and things like that. He doesn't

462
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:40.360
get spoked easily, but he had
a dream that he's the tough guy normally.

463
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:47.000
Normally I'm like a halo jumper into
areas of political unrest and I like

464
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:51.119
kill all the bad guys but save
all the good people. So it's like

465
00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:54.760
normally I'm don't get scared. And
also one time I crossed the river sticks

466
00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:00.000
because dead guy oled me twenty dollars. Right, I get scared when kids

467
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.480
just don't get fed. My name
is, my name is. My name's

468
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:06.679
Ben posse Un effect. You know
I'm here to wreck all of us,

469
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:13.519
so you also don't worry. I
went to college and I was an R.

470
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:15.960
I was like a nurturing mentor to
a lot of younger kids because it's

471
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:19.280
like they need somebody to look up
to, because a lot of them they

472
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.519
won't get fed because like a lot
of them will like pussies. But I

473
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.559
was like, hey, well,
being a bunch of pussies, you want

474
00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:30.159
to come with me to af Blandestan
because I'll show you what's up. When

475
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:35.039
I left, it was af Blandistan
because it was so boring, because I've

476
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:40.400
fixed it. Also, the children
got fed. I've been I hope that

477
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.639
Ben's going I don't sound anything like
that. I don't understand why they're making

478
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:49.679
me into that guy. Also,
how did we get there? Why did

479
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:55.159
they put whipped cream on my spice? I specifically ordered soy and no no,

480
00:43:55.360 --> 00:44:00.440
I hate that. Sorry Ben,
but we're not stopping. I just

481
00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:04.960
left my dojo, where I had
killed every mast I could find. When

482
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.360
so he just had this wondering that
scared the Bejesus out of him, But

483
00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:13.760
it was really simple. He dreamt
that he was laying in his bed on

484
00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:16.840
his side and heard a man screaming
from fire above. It was a continuous

485
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:20.639
scream that was getting louder and louder, as if someone were falling from a

486
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:23.159
great height toward him. He was
a little panic because it sounded as the

487
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:27.039
man was going to fall right on
his head, and the scream got louder

488
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:30.920
until he's screaming right in his ear
and it felt like his open mouth was

489
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:36.440
touching his face. Jesus, it
was your roommate, dude, And that's

490
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:38.639
what startled him away. And he
sat up and he swore he could still

491
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:44.079
fair feel the warmth of it on
his cheek, and he told his friend

492
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:46.480
about it, and his friend was
like, Oh, maybe it's the ghost

493
00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:54.360
of the apartment. Two weeks later, during an RA outing, his friend

494
00:44:54.400 --> 00:45:00.679
and him and six other reputable resident
assistants from this from the main dorm,

495
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.639
they went camping. Okay, here's
the thing. If you were all RAS

496
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:08.199
and you go camping together, you're
gonna get murdered. I've seen a lot

497
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:14.199
of documentaries on Netflix about this also
in the eighties. Yeah, So around

498
00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:16.440
the campfire, they were starting to
scary stories from around the campus, and

499
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:21.119
his friend was like, Oh,
I'm going to totally dump on my friend

500
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:24.639
Ben and tell him this story.
What was the story about about the about

501
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:30.199
the haunting apartment? But another guy
who had been in RA for several years

502
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:34.440
interrupted his friend and said, yeah, no, there was this ra a

503
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:37.039
few years ago, who was the
last one to be in the overflowed dorm

504
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:42.599
prior to us it was getting kind
of specific. Now he was totally creeped

505
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:44.760
out by the apartment. He used
to tell the story of a dream they

506
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:46.320
where some guy fell off the roof
and landed on his face, and he

507
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:49.960
always said he could feel the guy's
breath on him after he woke up.

508
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:53.880
We wait, this is the other
people that had the same exact, hyper

509
00:45:53.960 --> 00:46:00.760
specific dream. EXU want bowels?
Yeah, exactly, Oh and he did,

510
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:04.800
but they chased by a bear.
Here's the thing. Neither of them

511
00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.639
had told anybody about the dream.
He was just saying, oh the reports.

512
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:12.719
Yeah, So what do you think
that is? He says, is

513
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:19.480
a shared dream, residual memory,
ghost coincidence. Creepy. Also, he

514
00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:23.719
uh, he works over in the
West Coast in the animation business, a

515
00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:27.880
bigoon. So if we're ever over
there, we're gonna we're gonna hit you

516
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:30.800
up. That's going to happen.
That'll happen. I refuse to miss that

517
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:40.559
hop opportunity. Sorry, Ben,
Hey, where's that big Ben's that guy

518
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:45.079
of feeds all those kids? Has
he done kicking ices his thess what us

519
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:46.360
up, little mc good. I'm
just getting more you have some fun.

520
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:52.559
My god, I'm gonna get a
team pregnant. I noticed, is what

521
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:58.599
Ben work? Because none of you
look like pussy? Why why do we

522
00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:01.719
then that's you? We know you're
better than that? Or is it?

523
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:08.159
Oh that's awesome? Thank you,
thanks Ben. Yeah, that sounds like

524
00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:13.360
and also he says, we're eastern
k hokey and chirt barns. We are,

525
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:15.480
we are. We have the top
hats to prove it. Shut about,

526
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:22.519
thanks Ben. Uh. It sounds
to me like a like a residual

527
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:25.199
ghost, but only in dreams.
That's that's a new one. Yeah,

528
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:30.880
but you know what, that would
make sense to me, like hypnogogic state

529
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:37.039
your most Yeah, that I buy
that kind of show. It also like

530
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:39.239
if you're in hot people, that's
a really great shy weight haunt people.

531
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:44.480
Oh my gosh, that that is
Yeah, that is creepy and I'm putting

532
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:53.239
into my pocket for what I die. Maybe he was just truffling this will

533
00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:59.599
let be sad. Go to sleep, nap, to sleep nap, dreaming

534
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:12.440
dream just don't sweeting on. Moving
on from the best dream to the worst

535
00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:21.239
emails. Who oh Goolden talks as
a man in town and he is responsible

536
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:25.559
for the sausages, and Viva call
him this sausage man. No, because

537
00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:31.000
he has knock versed once brought versed. It's but it's it's so many different

538
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:37.440
kinds of versed. But he is
all man. Maybe viver call him man

539
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:45.320
versed. No first no no no
nine nine nine nine nine. Never call

540
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.760
him a vast man. Goolden talk
care verst man. How did you blot

541
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:54.800
us today? I'm so hungry fore
and if you don't bring us the sausage

542
00:48:55.360 --> 00:49:05.880
very dead? What if ding I
need your d enough for my ding d

543
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:12.119
ding ding? Your sausages mine?
Oh your sausages. I'd kick you into

544
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:21.199
your front? Can ding? I
dance? I dance for a ding ding?

545
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:30.239
I kick you? I sing sing? It does require like a four

546
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:35.519
second silence and then a double down. Oh wow. Um Well, he

547
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:39.440
has swept up every last nasty bit
from the floor, put it in the

548
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:44.679
grinder, and we have some pun
links. Bring them out, bring him,

549
00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:47.920
bring him, bring him boil my
puns and beer. First, Adam

550
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:53.320
says he hasn't has it written in
a while trying to get up and by

551
00:49:53.400 --> 00:49:59.639
the way, topical. Can't stop
using your terrible German accent every chance he

552
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:07.760
gets sweet terrible? How about a
poun all right then? Ri Em frontman

553
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:13.840
Michael Stipe once recorded a soulful single
for his Native American fans centered around the

554
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:19.480
ancient civilization of Kahokia. Go ahead
and take a listen to that great hit.

555
00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:40.159
Everybody shirts. Sometimes he's not done
play chunky with your friends, he

556
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:46.400
says. Did you know that DARPA
found funded a workout program to get sexually

557
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:52.480
programmed robots or sex spots into shape, really, so as to resist the

558
00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:59.079
power of kat. Nothing says anti
American like a chubby sex spot. Of

559
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:06.480
course, this program mostly involved them
dancing. They called it eroticized, Roboticized

560
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:14.119
Jessersize, or alternatively project. Why
are we still funding this? I think

561
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:19.000
there's a lot of projects with that
name. Colonel cancel production of the Rubenesque

562
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:30.480
bots. Adam also play that order, Sir, I like them, I'll

563
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:36.119
allow it. He really liked the
dark episode brought out the inner nerd in

564
00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:39.679
him. Nice. Speaking of cool
science crap, apparently he read an article

565
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:45.679
about a machine that's been built that
can read brain right waves and turn them

566
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:49.239
into binary code. And then send
them to somebody else. Sweet. I

567
00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:52.800
think I heard about that too.
I think they might have mentioned that on

568
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:57.920
Mysteriust Year Universe. But very very
cool. Nonetheless, you know, and

569
00:51:58.119 --> 00:52:04.760
now for puns. Did you know, mister Casey that's of the Edgar variety's

570
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:08.840
tried to go into osteopathy for himself. Really apparently he was very good at

571
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:13.639
it. When he wasn't in his
trance, he had no idea what he

572
00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:17.360
was doing. One man who sought
his help was so incensed. He described

573
00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:29.119
his experience with Edgar and he quotes
osteopathetic sick burn. It's an ointment for

574
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:32.199
that burn, Eddie. So bad, so bad, But luckily he has

575
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:37.880
a bonus punic unrelated to mister Casey, did you know that some of our

576
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:43.519
listeners are organizing a music festival fundraiser
to raise awareness for some sort of terminal

577
00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:45.880
disease? No, I hadn't heard
of this. He didn't know that much

578
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:51.320
about it because the lead organizer,
who the festival is named after, didn't

579
00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:55.599
really seem all that optimistic about it
anyway, and in fact told him it

580
00:52:55.679 --> 00:53:01.400
doesn't matter because we all die eventually. Watch out for any developing news about

581
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:09.159
dark lemonaide. Oh nice, oh
pun on listener, Wow, I love

582
00:53:09.239 --> 00:53:14.199
it. Wow, I like that. I like that a lot, And

583
00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:17.960
that is exactly what I'm into.
Adam truly the west Man, the first

584
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:31.840
man, Adam. If I can
just like the best first oh nine nine,

585
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:39.840
it's happened, thank you Vestman.
And so in conclusion, this particular

586
00:53:40.400 --> 00:53:46.559
Archipela archipelago in the southern portion of
Japan uh is very susceptible to tsunamis.

587
00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:54.360
And so what I want us to
do is build some sweet shinto Jesus.

588
00:53:55.039 --> 00:54:00.000
That took no time at all.
Why do we keep preparing for natural occurrences

589
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:08.000
when this damn mecca John Zilla is
right off the coast. I I'm going

590
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:12.079
home. I'm going home. I'm
taking a vacation. Me and Mitsuko,

591
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.199
we've been fighting a lot lately there
and a lot of stress in the marriage.

592
00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:20.480
I love translating for you Americans,
but I just I just need some

593
00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:24.320
time for me. A lot of
stress on that poor guy what's his name?

594
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:32.400
You know? Translator translator two six
for three. Poor guy John was

595
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:38.599
right there right outside the window.
John Zilla hits us with Monday and superpower.

596
00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:44.280
Yeah, it's a dollar saved.
The ability to perpetually have exactly one

597
00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:47.039
dollar in your pocket. As long
as you never use that dollar, you

598
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:52.760
can actually achieve this. Everyone can
have a superpower. Yeah, you can

599
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:59.159
just put it on in your pocket, never use it. Oh did you

600
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:05.599
know that? Travelers uh often tell
a story of a um preparious stock thatchers

601
00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:10.280
now call call it your your your
your your pun? What a trader?

602
00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:15.039
Yeah, your pun trader the guy
on the inside. Travelers often tell the

603
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:20.039
story of a creature they encounter on
the road. It's not just particularly dangerous,

604
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:23.000
but it can be very annoying.
It's tall and thin and dresses in

605
00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:28.480
black suits, and it likes to
keep passers by from continuing on their journey

606
00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:31.400
by talking at length. They're just
getting in their way. Folks call him

607
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:39.840
the Hinderman. Oh ding ding Ding. The highest performing puns per episode by

608
00:55:40.039 --> 00:55:46.239
a long shot. This is the
Peyton manning pun episodes Mecca. John Zabilla,

609
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:52.840
not surprisingly given his Mecca Mecca ways
interested in EVPs, would like a

610
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:55.880
particular link sent unto him. Oh
yeah, hang onto that so I remember

611
00:55:55.920 --> 00:56:00.480
to send it to him. You
got it? And also on Facebook,

612
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:05.320
we got a glorious high five from
the the eternal foil to Mecca john Zilla

613
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:12.119
goth Zilla. Oh yeah, she's
from New Zealand. Can you just yeah

614
00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:16.159
send us a recording because um,
here's the thing, it's a it's a

615
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:22.480
tough accent. I used to do
my research for a post doc who is

616
00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:27.480
from the South Sath Island. He's
from Dunedin, which is not far off

617
00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:31.119
I mean Chicagole, wow, but
going. But that's those like the words

618
00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:34.760
that he used a lot of the
words that I could keep. But I

619
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:37.519
love New Zealand. Uh and I
love christ Church. I went through there

620
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:42.400
when in the Antarctic program and it
was great. We need recordings because the

621
00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:45.559
hardest word to say is no,
and this is what we've got. No

622
00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:52.559
Ni nine. It's not bad,
right, I don't know. I'm not

623
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:59.880
a different route, but none.
Anyway, We love you goth Zilla.

624
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:04.360
We love you Mecca john Zilla.
May you forever struggle in the briny depths

625
00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:09.440
of the Pacific Ocean's right heard from? Get this a different Adam? What

626
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:15.119
that's correct? Oh? Is this
the best man? This? It could

627
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:17.800
be. It's just the average man. Reserve your judgment, Okay, Adam,

628
00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:22.880
Kay is hitting us up? Just
discovered our podcast so many good things

629
00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:27.199
to say. Oh man, fantastic
podcast. I just I love reading glowing

630
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:34.119
reviewers. Oh thanks, thank you
though seriously, Also, you'll be happy

631
00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:40.239
to know this Stecco episode sixty nine, you know, the old Oak Island

632
00:57:40.280 --> 00:57:46.920
episode. Oh yeah, he totally
knows one tin Soldier nice He said his

633
00:57:47.039 --> 00:57:50.639
mom used to listen to it when
he's young, and he really fell in

634
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:53.119
love with it when it was covered
by me first in the Gimme gimmess.

635
00:57:53.599 --> 00:58:00.800
Nicey, I reference that, yep, he says. He hereby declares Stecco's

636
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:08.480
honor officially defended. Yeay, my
honor. And in episode sixty eight Thunderbirds,

637
00:58:09.480 --> 00:58:14.440
we forgot to mention a lesser known
thunderbird. Oh really, yeah,

638
00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:15.800
because we thought we cover them all
we're bad at or just positive that we

639
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:21.760
cover them morally certain of it,
We're awful. Uh. It's particularly clumsy

640
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:27.400
species of bird known as the blunderbird. Oh yeah, that was that.

641
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:32.440
That That was a telegraph punch stock
coming and I rolled with it. And

642
00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:38.280
finally we didn't mention his favorite type
of dream in our two parter. It's

643
00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:43.960
a dream in which the dreamer is
sharpening some kind of bladed weapon. It's

644
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:50.360
called a wet dream the seat for
me, those are both because I really

645
00:58:50.519 --> 00:58:57.280
liked to sharpen knives. It works
both ways. Love come a bit closer

646
00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:04.480
and oh day what diday? Oh
yeah, sexual mongers beating around a neat,

647
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:09.519
some traveling enjoying England right now I'm
saying I'm putting down roots, but

648
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:15.280
enjoy my time. Thank you,
Adam, Kay, thank you Adam all

649
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:21.719
right? Oh man, the poet
laureate of the podcast Taper Taper, that's

650
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:24.079
right, bringing it in. We
haven't heard from Taper for a while,

651
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:29.079
so welcome back. Doctor. You
know, you know it's honorary doctorate.

652
00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:31.679
You are not allowed to set up
a practice. Hard to say that,

653
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:37.760
though, since we haven't, we
haven't. It's on us. Shut up,

654
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:43.480
shut up, um and uh.
And he starts right off with a

655
00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:46.400
kick in the crotch. Oh right, the ding ding, Right in the

656
00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:50.000
ding ding he kicked us, and
that we I don't need to wonder anymore.

657
00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:52.320
You know what would happen if Taper
kicked me in the ding ding?

658
00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:58.960
Um. It's from our DARPA episode
talking about Arpanette and the Internet. But

659
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:07.840
currently we don't understand computer time sharing. Okay, processor procedures. I don't

660
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:15.519
feel bad about that. What does
he say about how time sharing UM made

661
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:20.119
it so each second of a computer's
time is split among different users, which

662
01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:22.480
I thought that I had said.
I don't know. I'm not gonna go.

663
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:25.199
I remember I said, UM,
it was like the whole computer if

664
01:00:25.239 --> 01:00:30.039
somebody wasn't using it in Idaho and
somebody in Michigan could could use it,

665
01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:34.920
or something like that. So it's
simultaneously it's cyclical using. I think I

666
01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:37.440
think I did talk about that a
little bit, but I don't know.

667
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:39.360
Man. If there's one thing I
don't know, it's the dawn of the

668
01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:45.280
computer age. Uh well, well, I will completely see that that was

669
01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:49.559
a factually incorrect thing. I don't
think. I think it's outside our jurisdiction.

670
01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.039
Well, I don't know. I'm
not telling what. I would argue

671
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:59.760
that we would have to be extradited
to computer podcast town. I'll have to

672
01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:02.400
say, though, that we presented
it in a way that made it seem

673
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:06.760
like we knew what we were talking
about. Damn it. I'll go to

674
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:09.360
the penalty box for both of us. Oh thank god, because I can't.

675
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:13.039
I can't survive in there anymore.
Yeah, you you had a harsh,

676
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:15.800
harsh go of it. He's last
last run. Yeah, that was

677
01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:17.840
a reference, all right, so
good, Okay, you're convicted. I'll

678
01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:22.880
take it for us. Um Also, uh uh, Taper is right there

679
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:28.760
with me with the spiders. He
went to Guatemala once. Giant tarantula on

680
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:31.239
the bus. I'm sorry. Scorpion
on the pillow, under the pillow.

681
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:36.960
Good, okay, scorpions too.
Yeah, scorpions are just so cool though.

682
01:01:37.280 --> 01:01:38.440
Have you ever seen a score?
Have you ever like run into one?

683
01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:43.320
No? I mean yeah, because
if it'll go shopping a lot or

684
01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:45.159
anything like that, I'm not downtown
when it's Christmas, you know, form

685
01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:52.079
for most of them, for most
of America. I think scorpions are like

686
01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:54.960
a thing for the Discovery Channel in
zoos. Yeah. But and I didn't

687
01:01:55.000 --> 01:02:00.920
know this until it happened to me
that there are scorpions in Calle Toorado running

688
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:05.679
the coume uck. And I had
one run over my hand on a job

689
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:10.159
site in eastern Colorado. And a
scorpion, just like out in the world

690
01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:17.760
without glass or containment is terrifying.
Yeah. Yeah, it's just a ragnedes

691
01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:22.199
dude. Yeah, no, thank
you, no, thank you. Also,

692
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:28.480
This is a great fun fact true
story. According to Taper, I

693
01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:30.599
swear to God, if you're lying
to me, I'll find you. Gonzalo

694
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:36.719
Himenes di Cassada. After his expedition
to find the El Dorado find Eldorado failed

695
01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:43.920
his law background, he actually went
into pioneering legal innovations in New Granada slash

696
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:49.719
Columbia, Okay. And his greatest
achievement was a new smaller torta. The

697
01:02:49.840 --> 01:02:55.920
tortilla for realsis yeah, we still
use those things. See. The real

698
01:02:57.000 --> 01:03:02.840
city of Gold was his own imagination. It was. And how about a

699
01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:07.760
couple of mondaye super bowers. I'll
take him X way vision the ability to

700
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:14.920
see through cottage cheese. How about
vehicular near summoning, the ability to,

701
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:17.320
no matter where you are, call
up a taxi to splash a mud on

702
01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:22.320
you as it drives by. Wow, I think I might have that.

703
01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:27.079
Yeah, I need to control that
power better. Yeah, maybe meditation.

704
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:32.440
And how about this for a Splitzberg. The were wolf, of course,

705
01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:36.199
is a man that turns into a
wolf, but some say there is a

706
01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:39.920
wolf were should be a wolf that
turns into a man. A warewear is

707
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:43.800
a wolf that under on the light
of the full moon turns into another but

708
01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:50.880
different Wolf's a lot of ways this
goes weird. Yeah yeah, and also

709
01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:55.079
a couple of ideas for names for
our listeners blurry photographers. Yeah, but

710
01:03:55.199 --> 01:04:00.000
he thinks that actually refers to us. He would put forward lens caps.

711
01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:08.199
Good, Yeah, because that's a
that's tip of the lens cap to you.

712
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:17.239
Thanks Taper, Thank you Taper.
Heard from Wes What we west?

713
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:21.719
Where what West? Oh? He
probably doesn't like that. Got a pond

714
01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:27.599
for us? Bring it. He
has information about a Canadian research program that's

715
01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:36.159
trying to weaponize fish who it's called
carpa. Very nice West, very nice.

716
01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:45.559
I think, thank you, ting
ting Ting. Well, it looks

717
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:53.159
like our tall Tale episode starting up
again a podcast. No, these are

718
01:04:53.199 --> 01:04:59.320
the sounds that come from the the
shadowy caves deep where Connor the word Smith

719
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:03.159
is fashion shinning each and every syllable
to make it ring like silver in the

720
01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:09.159
years of listeners, eat your heart
out of feastus. I can't believe that

721
01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:12.639
I just rattled that off and worked
out really well. Yeah yeah, I

722
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:17.159
was in I was inflamed by his
glory less so that didn't quite make sense.

723
01:05:18.280 --> 01:05:25.760
Oh, Connor hits us with this
from the fiery forges of Vulcanabularium.

724
01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:32.159
Vote Volcabularium from the fiery forges of
Vocabularium. He brings both stories of sleep

725
01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:38.559
and some superpowers, and a suggestion, Oh wow, Yes, Connor used

726
01:05:38.559 --> 01:05:42.039
to talk in his sleep, and
I did too. Yeah, I used

727
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:45.760
to think I did, but I
clearly don't. I I can't do it

728
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:47.119
in the summer because my ac and
it's too loud. But in the winter

729
01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:50.599
I record myself using a phone app
because I was afraid that I was like

730
01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:56.639
snoring too much. Good news,
not really bad news is I don't I'm

731
01:05:56.800 --> 01:05:58.760
talking my sleep and I thought I
did, and I always thought that was

732
01:05:58.800 --> 01:06:01.599
cool. Damn it. But they
did say they were all staying in a

733
01:06:01.639 --> 01:06:06.079
hotel once and his friends saw him
sit up and say pass the potatoes and

734
01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:10.360
then proceed to like fake eat whatever
he thought was in front of him,

735
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:15.280
which is awesome. Wow. Also, he thinks he saw the face of

736
01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:18.480
a demon during sleep once. Yeah. I have dreams about Flora too.

737
01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:30.760
Sometimes suck at Flora, cut it
out, stoppered, layoff meum. But

738
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:33.320
it was towards the end of the
dream was a face with huge eyes and

739
01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:38.320
terrifying features and it was just red
and black and you know, uh,

740
01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:42.840
he woke up screaming. It kind
of makes me think of was that that

741
01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:47.960
you see like a little gifts of
it online gifts with a hard get.

742
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:53.679
I don't want to hear out of
any as it's gifts blurry photos is taking

743
01:06:53.719 --> 01:07:01.079
a stand ye, gift, it
was gif D. We're not giving anyone

744
01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:06.119
anything. Um of that. It's
like a Norwegian I want to say,

745
01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:10.320
a movie about a guy with a
demon and like these people keep kind of

746
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:14.599
like seeing it and then it's gone. And there's this just super spooky scene

747
01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:16.920
of like the camera shifting because you
just see the guy standing and as the

748
01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:20.719
camera shifts you realize there's someone standing
right behind him and it's like this black

749
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:26.320
and red, super spooky demon thing. Moogy boogie, I haven't seen that.

750
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:29.039
Oh it's it's we'll track it down
after this. I'm gonna find it.

751
01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:32.960
Bridges, Yeah, briches, don't
don't know if I want to see

752
01:07:33.000 --> 01:07:35.960
it, Yeah, yeah you do. Everyone wants to shoot their bridges,

753
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:40.840
Flora everyone. Um. But the
reason he thinks it was more than nightmare

754
01:07:40.920 --> 01:07:45.400
is because it was how deeply it
affected him is that right before he started

755
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:53.039
screaming and woke up. His mom
saw the same face. Yeah, where

756
01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:57.480
she doesn't say, I assume she
was also asleep. Maybe, how strange.

757
01:07:57.679 --> 01:08:03.639
Yeah, that's kind of again shared
dream experience. Yeah. How about

758
01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:06.480
some munday and superpowers. Well,
I'll take them. I'll take them.

759
01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:12.800
Situational specific alopecia in times of stress
and danger, all body here falls off.

760
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:17.279
Oh my gosh, very good for
the Olympics. Yeah, that's true.

761
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:21.920
Also, you could like rob a
bank. Yeah. Well yeah,

762
01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:27.720
telepathy through ventriloquy project your thoughts into
others much like you would have dummy,

763
01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:30.520
and you can argue with yourself through
another person. That's just a superpower.

764
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:33.520
Yeah, that's just a straight up
superpower, because you can. You could

765
01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:36.640
do some damage with it. Yeah
you can. You could presidential address that.

766
01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:44.079
Yeah, and I will not stop
until America brings back the high score

767
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:51.479
on Donkey Kong. He need it, he need it. Also, Connor

768
01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:58.640
the Words with Wordsmith would love an
episode on the Tanguska explosion. Oh really,

769
01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.439
yeah, boy, Kna, that's
gonna be a tough call. Yeah.

770
01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:03.479
I don't know if we'll ever get
to him. Man, we might

771
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:10.119
not get to that tilt, next
mic drop. Yeah, Connor, get

772
01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:17.359
out of our brains. Sorry,
Connor, buckle up, dude. In

773
01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:26.640
the tournament Nesta literally means I bowed
to Yousta. I'm pretty sure I've had

774
01:09:26.640 --> 01:09:29.399
people say it to me, and
I'm positive they meant fuck you, Dave.

775
01:09:29.680 --> 01:09:35.079
I'm positive it's weird how that can
be used like that. Thanks Connor.

776
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:38.760
The word Smith. Now back to
the forage with you. Back to

777
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:43.399
the fuck lord. What do you
get? You'll never believe this, Dave,

778
01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:47.439
But we heard from Alex Jones of
America. I've been telling you to

779
01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:53.840
get passed and find us. He's
been emailing us for months. We finally

780
01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:58.760
got a letter through. Is just
a big ad for water filters. Strangely

781
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:04.159
enough, it's not Alex Jones of
America is all in capital letters. Well,

782
01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:06.680
everything he does it, and he
lives his laugh in all caps,

783
01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:13.880
says Caplocked America says, we consistently
rate as the funniest hour of his week.

784
01:10:14.119 --> 01:10:15.840
Usually at work, he's smiling like
a moron or laughing out loud.

785
01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:19.760
We'd like to hear that without meaning
to, He says he's been slathering big

786
01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:25.760
spoonfuls of pun butter on people's toast, most often with the nutritious pun butter

787
01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:30.039
on rye, followed by an apology
sandwich garnished with shame. Yes, that

788
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:33.920
is a lunch anyone can be forced
to eat. A true story. Had

789
01:10:33.960 --> 01:10:38.239
a recent barbecue. A woman was
telling him about how she had once performed

790
01:10:38.279 --> 01:10:45.119
in the Vagina Monologues veritable of vagina
monologue monologue, and then later she was

791
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:47.680
telling everyone about her work as a
cardiac nurse, all with different types of

792
01:10:47.800 --> 01:10:53.560
disease she treats. He said,
perhaps your next performance will be the Angina

793
01:10:53.640 --> 01:10:58.760
Monologues. Oh nice, he says, Bam, what's that? Nurse lady?

794
01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:00.399
Why are you gasping for air?
Oh? I see you're choking on

795
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:06.640
a mouthful of organic pun butter.
Wow, Alex Jones of America, you're

796
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:11.640
a hard son of a bitch.
What an enemy has become our closest friend.

797
01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:15.319
Way to go your ticket? Thanks
are right? Yeah, thank you,

798
01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:18.680
sir. Oh well, we got
we got an email here from your

799
01:11:18.800 --> 01:11:25.920
mama, Oh mine, literally your
mother. Well, what's what you have

800
01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:31.319
to say? Hello missus Flora?
Sorry about all the swears? Oh she

801
01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:36.039
didn't care? Yea yeah. By
this point, it's been two years Uh.

802
01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:41.439
She makes a really good point about
our Bullstone episode about time travel.

803
01:11:41.560 --> 01:11:45.319
Oh nice, that if we travel
into the future, the person to us

804
01:11:45.399 --> 01:11:49.960
that's there would know that we traveled
into the future and would not only not

805
01:11:50.119 --> 01:11:53.920
be shocked to see us, but
would actually be like when the father they're

806
01:11:53.920 --> 01:11:57.000
going to show up. Well,
yeah, it's a very good point.

807
01:11:57.119 --> 01:12:00.640
She's right. Uh, your mother's
wise. And there's only one way to

808
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:04.560
argue that, and that is if
you're doing it for the first time in

809
01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:08.359
that timeline, you get that,
you get that, and you know how

810
01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:12.840
it's like like there's multiple instances of
of of doing the things. Yeah,

811
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:15.600
but I still think it first,
there has to be a first time of

812
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:18.199
it. I think it would still
red con because that's because you go to

813
01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:21.520
visit, you go back, and
then you track forward again. Yeah,

814
01:12:21.600 --> 01:12:28.600
but that if if you're the first
incarnation of that happening, well, and

815
01:12:29.039 --> 01:12:32.640
that's what if you're the first incarnation
of going forward in time, the you

816
01:12:32.880 --> 01:12:38.560
from the future wouldn't have done that
by then. See. But that's then

817
01:12:38.600 --> 01:12:42.680
it gets into like, well,
are there parallel yeah, you know dimensions?

818
01:12:42.920 --> 01:12:45.199
Is it going to split off?
Maybe it's the first time for each

819
01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:48.439
one of them, But it's just
everybody makes different decisions, so it branches

820
01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:53.560
out. Oh wow, lurp.
So but a very good question though.

821
01:12:54.279 --> 01:12:57.760
Nonetheless that's how that's how we Yeah, that's how we get to the fun

822
01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:03.000
stuff is questions like that. Also, um, she has another important question.

823
01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:06.479
She thought that David Flora was supposed
to be wearing the eye patch in

824
01:13:06.560 --> 01:13:13.439
the lego pick, but I was
wearing it. What's up? Uh?

825
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:16.840
Well, I mean no, she
deserves an answer for she Yeah, she

826
01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:21.319
does. But the I didn't tie
the picture that I made for the episode

827
01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:27.279
directly into our intro. I mean
so like, besides, wouldn't you have

828
01:13:27.640 --> 01:13:30.880
brick if if I had given myself
the bionic guy and not you? I

829
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:38.439
get pretty possessive about our fictional bionic
appendages. Yeah, missus Flora, he

830
01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:43.720
was just being like a really good
friend to a guy who's doesn't take disappointment.

831
01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:49.239
Well, you constantly talk about wanting
to get cyborg yes parts, cyborg

832
01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:55.760
parts so much besides that timeline never
happened. Also, I'm wearing glasses,

833
01:13:56.880 --> 01:14:00.720
That's true. A little harder to
do my lego sharpie one lens in.

834
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:05.960
But yeah, thanks thanks for say
thank you to your mother. Thanks for

835
01:14:06.359 --> 01:14:15.399
calling us out. Is Laura heard
from anxious try tip the trip that's the

836
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:24.199
that's the most nervous cut of beef. Our discussion on bood coins made anxious

837
01:14:24.239 --> 01:14:28.760
try tip think of a story where
there was a sale of a one point

838
01:14:28.840 --> 01:14:35.159
six milldow house bitcoins and details from
the process of turning bitcoins into real fucking

839
01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:48.600
money. A Lake Tahoe property sold
for one point six milldos in bitcoins that

840
01:14:48.920 --> 01:14:58.439
noise get straight into right. Thanks
for sending us that anxious trat tip.

841
01:15:01.279 --> 01:15:05.239
Fucking bitcoins, man, Yeah,
they can't. You can't get Oh I

842
01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:09.560
love it your rage. Your bitcoin
rage is my favorite thing. I just

843
01:15:09.960 --> 01:15:13.279
you should not be able to just
create a currency and then let it go,

844
01:15:14.119 --> 01:15:17.239
let it like fly. You know
what I'm getting for Halloween bitcoin costume

845
01:15:17.319 --> 01:15:24.000
for your dog. He's gonna run
around like a little bitcoin. No,

846
01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:29.239
and I'm money, but you can't
have me. Should have invested in middle

847
01:15:29.279 --> 01:15:32.600
earlier. Oh man, that's awesome. Do you hear that? What?

848
01:15:33.159 --> 01:15:40.520
Oh? Well, it's simply a
dramatic guitar from the dish of the Darkest

849
01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:45.439
Desert. A single lone warrior rides
a mighty white steed. Do the hacienda,

850
01:15:45.680 --> 01:15:51.960
do once again reclaim his birth right
and make safe life and liberty for

851
01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:57.800
all of the people of the hacienda
who are not being served as well by

852
01:15:57.880 --> 01:16:10.239
Sargeant Garcia. This is the tear
of don't look. Children. Children gather

853
01:16:10.399 --> 01:16:15.000
around as I read to you another
tail. Oh, don't look. Who

854
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:18.279
is a close personal friend of mine? And one time offered to take me

855
01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:23.920
on a long weekend for a camping. He ended up getting sick and good

856
01:16:23.960 --> 01:16:27.840
and go, but the offer was
still quite generous. And some day,

857
01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:30.399
ray Jack, Ray Jack, He's
going to be a great weekend. Carrero,

858
01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:36.439
sergeant, don't look? Who is
my friend? Children? I did

859
01:16:36.600 --> 01:16:42.119
not lying here we are sockhouse.
I know times I've been difficult in the

860
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:46.239
huss I know this, this is
true. I have still started crying long

861
01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:56.039
nights till these shadows grew dark,
but trying to come up with some meager

862
01:16:56.119 --> 01:17:01.640
pun with rich to lift spear.
The most meager part of don't look is

863
01:17:01.720 --> 01:17:11.960
like a feast from a fancy can't
But I could not create one single Kjokia.

864
01:17:12.720 --> 01:17:15.960
Oh do you see while he says, pretending he does not have one,

865
01:17:16.119 --> 01:17:23.560
he's giving you one. Listen,
children, stop crying. Perhaps I'm

866
01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:32.520
growing old and should have joined the
Research Institution for the elderly. War Harp

867
01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:39.880
is in virtive for retirees. But
don't look, so I could not even

868
01:17:39.920 --> 01:17:42.880
tell you. How are you twenty
two? Are you eighty two? Is

869
01:17:42.920 --> 01:17:47.119
impossible? Your skin is als.
Perhaps it is for the best. I

870
01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:54.880
will see you in the morning with
love. I don't look, And when

871
01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:58.359
the sun rises, so too well, my spirits for don't look will be

872
01:17:58.439 --> 01:18:11.039
with us again. Children heard from
new writer oh a reanimated bit? What

873
01:18:12.239 --> 01:18:16.840
it's animates? Reanimated bit? Animated? An? Uh? I says Hi

874
01:18:16.920 --> 01:18:19.760
Florence, like, oh Hi,
I've been listening to your podcast for some

875
01:18:20.000 --> 01:18:24.920
time and have tried to spread it
around as best he could lather it,

876
01:18:25.279 --> 01:18:29.159
considering we're the only podcast he listens
to. We appreciate that, though,

877
01:18:29.920 --> 01:18:33.720
Um, and then there is something
something he's yet to see. Are there

878
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:39.239
any insectoid cryptids? Man? You
know, we've we've kind of gotten close

879
01:18:39.319 --> 01:18:43.479
to it here and there. But
um, as an entomologist, I should

880
01:18:43.520 --> 01:18:46.039
know that, and I don't.
Well, we yeah, we've hit on

881
01:18:46.119 --> 01:18:50.760
a couple here and there. I
mean Mongolian deathworm would would fall sort of

882
01:18:50.840 --> 01:18:54.840
into this category, and I feel
like there was a there was another one

883
01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:59.000
that we might but it's yeah,
it's it's a good question. That's that's

884
01:18:59.079 --> 01:19:03.039
really hard. Um, we'll have
to we'll have to check in. Yeah,

885
01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:06.279
that's a that's a really good question. I feel like honor bound to

886
01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:10.199
know the answer that and I don't. Yeah, I mean there's a lot

887
01:19:10.239 --> 01:19:13.439
of there's I mean, like the
manticor has sort of a scorpion tail.

888
01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:15.600
You know, there's lots of little
bits and pieces that are incorporated. But

889
01:19:15.800 --> 01:19:20.560
yeah, interesting, And he says
he thinks that the knuckle of E's probably

890
01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:25.760
the most metal cryptid he has yet
to hear about. It is pretty metal.

891
01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:28.199
It's got a song. It's got
a song. It's not a metal

892
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:30.920
song. A flesh it's right,
rides a horse, part of a horse,

893
01:19:31.159 --> 01:19:33.720
all of a horse, some of
a horse. It's it's pretty much.

894
01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:41.520
It's a living eternal guitar riff.
Yeah. Yeah, well it's probably

895
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:47.119
the bridge after the kind of riff. Maybe they're in the same band.

896
01:19:47.319 --> 01:19:54.920
Well they're they're both Irish. Yeah, so perfect, Thank you reanimated bit

897
01:19:55.359 --> 01:20:00.800
oh bringing that bit back? We
got one from Gerald. Oh, hi,

898
01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:02.079
Jeryl, haven't heard from you?
For a while. Welcome back,

899
01:20:02.159 --> 01:20:11.920
sir from you Gerald. Huge fan
of our German techno laugh track vault if

900
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:18.399
I kicked you and sedgting what is
this song nowt oh Man. So uh,

901
01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:23.760
he's absolutely going to rip that for
his ring tone. Yeah, I

902
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:28.039
wants to know if there's a single
track available for the song. Well at

903
01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:31.880
the moment, no, but I
I personally very much want to record a

904
01:20:31.960 --> 01:20:36.359
full version of it and shoot a
music video. I really want to do

905
01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:42.199
that. It's still worse. It's
like two minutes of a like a concrete

906
01:20:42.279 --> 01:20:45.479
ledge and black and white. Oh
god. Yeah, the camera's like shaky

907
01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:48.800
and there's lots of like like complete
like like found like a reused old black

908
01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:54.479
and white footage. Yeah, and
then like some of its inverted um like

909
01:20:55.479 --> 01:21:00.279
color. So oh god, the
black stuffs white. Yeah. Yeah,

910
01:21:00.399 --> 01:21:03.800
oh god, we'll see. We're
sometimes these things do themselves. Yeah,

911
01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:08.840
we don't him to do much work. So I really want that to happen.

912
01:21:08.920 --> 01:21:12.680
So that's on the that's on my
personal wish. Last Thanks Gerald,

913
01:21:12.800 --> 01:21:15.479
Thanks Gerald, and that's it.
Gerald did not write anything else to us.

914
01:21:15.560 --> 01:21:20.439
He certainly didn't call me out to
the penalty box. Yeah, he's

915
01:21:20.520 --> 01:21:26.920
right. I used a word wrong, and he's right because I implied that

916
01:21:27.439 --> 01:21:31.760
your case, he had some superhuman
ability to recall information which he claims to

917
01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:36.560
have had, which I said was
made him an autodidact, which literally just

918
01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:42.239
means that he was self taught.
Oh yeah no, and I mean I'm

919
01:21:42.319 --> 01:21:45.279
I'm not gonna try to wiggle.
You're right, the cuffs are on and

920
01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:50.319
I'm going, yeah, you better
not back take this jail that they just

921
01:21:50.439 --> 01:21:55.000
had time on for that. Yeah. No, I'm laying down on the

922
01:21:55.199 --> 01:22:00.239
face down on the floor. I
give up. Wow, good caller,

923
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:04.600
Jerald. He apologizes, But it's
just too much fun to listen to us

924
01:22:04.600 --> 01:22:09.560
suffer. So right, that's right
that we invented a part of the podcast

925
01:22:09.640 --> 01:22:13.079
that we're genuinely like, I really
don't want to get don't think got me.

926
01:22:14.000 --> 01:22:15.520
Yeah, that's how you know it's
working. That's true. What do

927
01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:17.920
you got, Flora? Thank you? Thank you Jerald for writing in.

928
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:24.399
Yeah, thank you Gerald. And
heard back from the skating on pigs,

929
01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:30.600
eating five jacks, chopping down trees, gonna run all day. I fell

930
01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:34.920
down, No, it's a great
lake and dropped my pen and that's a

931
01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:44.399
canyon. Love of Jack Nick he's
wrecking the countryside. He's making mistakes and

932
01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:51.239
carving up the country. Um,
that would be great at this, just

933
01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:56.039
like a giant clumsy person. And
that's the reason. Like, oh,

934
01:22:56.159 --> 01:23:00.359
well, you know he didn't tie
his shoes and fell down and that's the

935
01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:06.279
rio grand Yeah, yeah, well, Uh, Lumberjack Nick writes us about

936
01:23:06.319 --> 01:23:12.319
the Edgar Casey show, there was
there was something in there, And Lumberjack

937
01:23:12.439 --> 01:23:16.600
Nick writes in about a comment we
made, And I think that Nick took

938
01:23:16.720 --> 01:23:23.239
a lot of time to write down
some very good thoughts about his faith and

939
01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:27.119
uh and something that that we we
had said. But I think there was

940
01:23:27.159 --> 01:23:32.479
a slight um misunderstanding in here,
um because Nick, I think you you

941
01:23:32.680 --> 01:23:38.720
thought we were talking about the Bible
predicting future events and stuff. What we

942
01:23:38.840 --> 01:23:45.720
were actually referring to was the show
that's on the fricking History Channel about the

943
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:51.039
Bible Code and people going back saying
that there are what do you even call

944
01:23:51.079 --> 01:23:56.880
it? There? They are like
little crossword puzzles and Bible numerical codes that

945
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:00.000
that can be deciphered, right that
that they go back back through and they're

946
01:24:00.039 --> 01:24:04.000
like, oh, because we found
this saying something about nine to eleven or

947
01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:10.199
something about Hitler. The Bible then
predicted this through the Bible code. It's

948
01:24:10.239 --> 01:24:15.239
something that people have made up and
then they made the show on and they've

949
01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:17.720
made two or three shows and books
and all this stuff. There's no shortage

950
01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:21.079
of that stuff. That's what we
were arithmetic of God. And yeah,

951
01:24:21.159 --> 01:24:25.720
that that's what we were talking about, any any predictions. We weren't actually

952
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:30.359
speaking of the Bible itself being stupid
because it can't predict blah blah blah.

953
01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:35.000
That that's absolutely not what what we
were talking about. And sorry if if

954
01:24:35.119 --> 01:24:40.760
that came across. We didn't do
a very good job describing the old Bible

955
01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:45.159
code the show, in the book
and basically sometimes I'm just thinking about my

956
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:47.880
next bad British accent. Yeah,
well, um, it's it's really I

957
01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:51.600
don't think about it much, but
yeah, it didn't. Didn't mean to

958
01:24:53.239 --> 01:24:56.560
take you down that path with it, and and thanks for writing in to

959
01:24:56.720 --> 01:25:00.920
try and clear up some of that
air on it. And also he says

960
01:25:01.039 --> 01:25:06.479
that he's found a lot of worth
and meditation and um, he says what

961
01:25:06.640 --> 01:25:13.000
he is experienced through that's what Casey
may have been experiencing. Is if you

962
01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:16.800
know, if you open yourself up
to the paranormal world. Things may communicate

963
01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:19.960
back to you. Yeah, and
it doesn't mean that it's coming necessarily from

964
01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:25.199
a trustworthy source, he says.
But it also doesn't mean you know,

965
01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:28.079
a ghost that you might see you
as somebody that was kin to you,

966
01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:31.560
or anything like that could be.
You know, people have these real experiences.

967
01:25:31.680 --> 01:25:34.399
Doesn't mean that it's God communicating with
them. Doesn't mean that it's not.

968
01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:39.279
Nobody knows, that's the thing,
and he says, just be careful

969
01:25:39.319 --> 01:25:42.439
when you talk to a part of
our universe that we know very little about.

970
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:45.920
Tested before you believe it, so
you look into the abyss, the

971
01:25:45.960 --> 01:25:48.319
abyss looks back. Yeah, so
just be careful. Uh. And and

972
01:25:48.560 --> 01:25:54.960
again, sorry for any confusion there, Nick, U're not We're not Bible

973
01:25:55.000 --> 01:26:00.560
bashing. We're definitely Bible Bible code
the show bashing because it gets a little

974
01:26:00.560 --> 01:26:03.760
silly. Yeah, so does Duck
Dynasty. Yeah, all of that.

975
01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:09.159
I just don't know why I had
to throw anyway. Thanks thanks for clearing

976
01:26:09.199 --> 01:26:13.000
the air there, Nick. Anyway, thanks for writing in Yes Bonds,

977
01:26:13.000 --> 01:26:17.920
skating on those pigs, and making
giant land features with your clumsy anters.

978
01:26:19.479 --> 01:26:27.520
Oh man, we got hit by
Greg Back who Greg Back who can't afford

979
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:33.359
to do this with? Oh okay, yep, yep rock shock greg Back

980
01:26:35.800 --> 01:26:41.680
writing puns? Oh man, yeah
no he is Greg Back is just unloaded

981
01:26:41.760 --> 01:26:45.439
the pun gun. Oh goodness all
over our faces. Yeah uh. There's

982
01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:48.600
a comedian who likes to tell jokes
based on readings he had from people in

983
01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:56.920
the audience. His name is Louis
kc. Nice. Yeah. There's also

984
01:26:56.960 --> 01:27:00.960
a funk band whose lyrics are actually
of future events. So you should check

985
01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:06.800
out Casey in the Sunshine Band.
Wow. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

986
01:27:06.880 --> 01:27:13.319
Oh there's another there's another punch rending
Oh no. Um. There once lived

987
01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:15.960
a hobbit in the Shire, and
he generously financed the adventures of Gandolf and

988
01:27:16.000 --> 01:27:19.800
all his furry feated friends. He
was known as the Great Bildo Baggins.

989
01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:30.159
Yes. In an effort to make
food which will fuel super soldiers, the

990
01:27:30.239 --> 01:27:36.159
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency teamed up
with the popular pizza train pizza chain called

991
01:27:36.760 --> 01:27:45.239
Darpapa John's. Wow, yeah,
better robots, better lasers to Parpa John's

992
01:27:47.840 --> 01:27:51.439
deployed to your house in thirty minutes. Yeah, I little know. In

993
01:27:51.520 --> 01:27:56.680
fact about one of the great pharaohs
was his love of fist bumping. And

994
01:27:56.920 --> 01:28:00.800
every time this great and powerful man
gave someone the honor of the pound,

995
01:28:00.439 --> 01:28:11.880
it was required to say Blamsey's black
Yeah, ye oh God, Greg Buck,

996
01:28:12.000 --> 01:28:17.600
your magnificent bastard. Also, Greg
Back wants to contribute to Flora's bitcoin

997
01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:23.399
gift accepted right off. Oh man, I'm gonna get that. I know

998
01:28:23.479 --> 01:28:27.880
what you'll be laughing when I when
I buy my Lake Tahoe house. Good

999
01:28:28.079 --> 01:28:34.479
with your one bitcoin fake currency.
Thanks Greg, Thank you, Greg,

1000
01:28:34.560 --> 01:28:43.560
your magnificent heard from listener Emmy noise, Oh what you're doing that? Remy

1001
01:28:45.199 --> 01:28:48.079
snice to hear from you. It's
been so long, Take your druck it

1002
01:28:48.159 --> 01:28:54.960
off. It's hommy, stay for
a while. I know you're doing it

1003
01:28:55.039 --> 01:28:58.359
like cream. But I've got sugar. We've got We've got cream man's sugar.

1004
01:28:58.960 --> 01:29:02.800
Can pick Emmy? Yeah for a
biscuit? And he says, how

1005
01:29:02.880 --> 01:29:06.359
are you a gentleman? All your
bass are belonged to puns? Yes,

1006
01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:13.800
Oh, I love this. She's
been listening for months, actually, Woods

1007
01:29:13.840 --> 01:29:18.119
and she's about halfway through the archive
or a bit bit plus. On the

1008
01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:23.359
plus side, she has no dramatic
guitar sound, and she cannot bring the

1009
01:29:23.439 --> 01:29:29.560
fancy feast, but she can bring
the pun pain. Yeah, watch yourself,

1010
01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:31.880
your bit, yeah bit. First, she heard about this dude with

1011
01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:34.960
a chainsaw and baseball bat who shows
up to help out the Ninja Turtles from

1012
01:29:35.000 --> 01:29:40.159
time to time. Seems he meditates
and gets visions that tell him exactly where

1013
01:29:40.279 --> 01:29:45.039
to be and when. His name
Edgar Casey Jones. Oh I love it.

1014
01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:46.840
In nineteen eighty nine, the government
formed a committee to look into the

1015
01:29:46.920 --> 01:29:51.079
increasing number of little girls who reported
wanting to be mermaids when they grew up.

1016
01:29:51.399 --> 01:29:59.880
This was the Aerial Phenomena Research Organization. Finally, she volunteers at her

1017
01:30:00.039 --> 01:30:03.560
local cat shelter, and her favorite
cat is a golden long hair named Rapunzel.

1018
01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:06.960
When people come in and ask me, who's that pretty curty, she

1019
01:30:08.119 --> 01:30:15.479
tells them Dam's puns. Oh,
puns is a great name for a cat.

1020
01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:18.159
Yeah that's true. Call it rap
now, just call it puns.

1021
01:30:18.479 --> 01:30:25.359
And yeah, she likes our particular
brand of robust malarkey. Oh it is

1022
01:30:25.520 --> 01:30:32.039
redolent. Thanks, Emmy, Thanks
Emma. Oh, Emmy, yes it's

1023
01:30:32.039 --> 01:30:35.319
Alice. Nice of you, but
I understand you've got places to be.

1024
01:30:36.119 --> 01:30:41.359
Thanks for bringing the puns. What
else you got oh, we got one

1025
01:30:41.439 --> 01:30:47.159
from Mike mac oh mac god um
so actually a fun interesting correction. So

1026
01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.920
in the Edgar Casey episode, you
know, I went on my giant tirade

1027
01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:56.560
about m d's and d o's how
they are completely equivalent, which is true

1028
01:30:57.279 --> 01:31:01.279
in the US, oh and perhaps
camon, but in the UK and continella

1029
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:06.119
Europe it's it's crackertown. Wow.
Yeah, interesting, Yeah, it's it

1030
01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:10.640
says osteopathy remains about the same as
it was one hundred years ago, a

1031
01:31:10.760 --> 01:31:14.439
hildo years ago, a straight hildo. Thank you so much. Mike.

1032
01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:16.800
Hey, thanks, Mine's awesome.
It's good to know. Just I got

1033
01:31:16.880 --> 01:31:20.119
one more here. Um we were
mentioning this, I think in the last

1034
01:31:20.159 --> 01:31:26.880
episode. Listener Jeff has been listening
since episode three. Oh, I love

1035
01:31:26.920 --> 01:31:30.560
it getting in on that ground.
Thank you, Jeff, thank you.

1036
01:31:31.159 --> 01:31:39.359
And finally you know the reason why
pineapple and kiwi and grapes and mandarin oranges

1037
01:31:40.520 --> 01:31:44.800
they are just getting that bowl with
a coconut. They're not having any fun.

1038
01:31:45.319 --> 01:31:47.920
They just don't know what to do
with themselves. I thought coconut was

1039
01:31:47.960 --> 01:31:51.439
a good time. I thought he
were about a locke. Do you call

1040
01:31:51.479 --> 01:31:56.239
it fruit salad? I call it
the greatest lie we've ever seen on the

1041
01:31:56.319 --> 01:32:01.760
kitchen counter. Oh no, then
again, I'm just a dark motherfucking lemon,

1042
01:32:04.239 --> 01:32:11.920
dark Lemon, Hello, dark lemon. Oh Man, good to hear

1043
01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:17.800
from you. We have become his
semi motivational semisanity sparing revision break reward for

1044
01:32:17.880 --> 01:32:23.079
a recent exam. Wow. So
if it goes well, we helped.

1045
01:32:23.239 --> 01:32:25.560
Yeah, it doesn't go well,
it was probably our faults, our fault.

1046
01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:30.399
Yeah, either way, you're blameless. Did you hear about the terrifying,

1047
01:32:30.479 --> 01:32:34.479
monstrous results that came out of DARPA's
secret Machiavellian Science division. The mistake

1048
01:32:34.560 --> 01:32:39.000
they made was released into the wild, where it plays praise on goats and

1049
01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:46.720
petrified herders, who now whisper the
name Chupacarpayeh see, that's that's why they

1050
01:32:46.760 --> 01:32:50.439
had to take the d out.
It didn't work. Oh you hope that

1051
01:32:53.119 --> 01:32:57.239
really loved the Philadelphia Experiment episode.
Oh nice, But we were right,

1052
01:32:57.720 --> 01:33:00.479
h Einstein did finally discover the the
ultimate theory of everything and kept it quiet.

1053
01:33:00.920 --> 01:33:03.840
He was so despondent with man's in
humanity towards man that he felt that

1054
01:33:03.840 --> 01:33:08.039
it had to be kept secret.
Even went so far as to say he

1055
01:33:08.199 --> 01:33:11.319
was out of the physics game and
was now devoted to his chain of restaurants,

1056
01:33:11.640 --> 01:33:15.720
Fat Albert's. His last act of
misinformation was to release a secret recipe

1057
01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:20.680
for the perfect burger, double cooked
and charred down to a minute but stunningly

1058
01:33:20.760 --> 01:33:27.239
palatable piece of meat. He called
it his puny fried grilled theory. Ja's

1059
01:33:27.960 --> 01:33:35.239
wow, that was deep. Yeah, he was sawn at the punch.

1060
01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:43.600
And I guess the experiment gives a
whole new meaning to port and how delightfully

1061
01:33:43.640 --> 01:33:47.319
love crafty. And does starboard suddenly
sound in that context? It's practically eldritch,

1062
01:33:50.239 --> 01:33:59.840
he said the bone. Oh superpowers, Oh nice solar powered night vision

1063
01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:04.159
and a super sense of disclipower night
vision. It works like just for like

1064
01:34:04.319 --> 01:34:11.359
thirty minutes at dusk. Yeah.
Uh, and a super sense of disquiet.

1065
01:34:13.600 --> 01:34:15.880
Always a fan. Dark Lemon,
owner of several gravitons. Oh can

1066
01:34:15.960 --> 01:34:21.399
we no, no, we can't
have one even wrote it in is a

1067
01:34:21.520 --> 01:34:26.960
dark Lemon, And thank you everybody. Yes, you are all magnificent.

1068
01:34:27.439 --> 01:34:30.279
That's it. We're caught up.
Well, we caught it. God man,

1069
01:34:30.399 --> 01:34:33.279
I love it. Cleaning your room, yeah, but your room's full.

1070
01:34:33.359 --> 01:34:40.000
The nice people, thanks for writing
in keep on writing in you know

1071
01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:42.920
what to do. Go to all
those things that we're on and do all

1072
01:34:42.920 --> 01:34:45.159
the things that we're do the things
that those things tell you to do.

1073
01:34:45.359 --> 01:34:49.279
Also importantly donate button and Audibo trial
dot com slash blurry photos go get your

1074
01:34:49.319 --> 01:34:54.960
free membership and audiobook. Yes please
Yeah. So punch it, do it,

1075
01:34:55.199 --> 01:34:58.760
twist it, turn it, bop
it. So uh yeah, that's

1076
01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:00.920
that's it. That's it. This
is supplemental. You guys are magnificent.

1077
01:35:01.079 --> 01:35:08.920
Thank you, see you later.
Bye, No, got the hut oh Jack