The downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak, Yeah, yeah gets
born. Are they still making Buicks? I think they make them. If
they make them, what is old people are driving them? Right? That's
the Buick bit, old people Buick. That's a strange one to smoke a
bowl and say it a dozen times, Muick, Buick, Buick those general
motors. So I think they've changed it. Did they change it to Genesis?
Uh? They used to the Genesis open. No, that's the golf
term. It used to be the Buick. No, this is like a
financial company, right. Oh, I thought Gennesis was a car. Oh,
it is a car? It is? Is it? It's got the
Buick sign. What the hell? We'll have a little update. Buick does
really well as far as like critic critics reviews as a car, but I
just don't see a lot of them. What body part of Tiger Woods started
throbbing yesterday on the back nine, coming up at seven plus. I got
an audio that if you miss it, let me just say your whole weekend
ruined because there is an NBA player that has two voices. I love these.
It's nuts. I mean I was watching it and he gets called out
on it and it's great. Well, a lot of fun for you in
sports at seven. Not gonna beat you over the head with the generic sports
talk. Yah you have fun, hey, only because we're never coming back
to this, so it said. US market share in twenty twenty two is
one point two sent, down nearly half of its market share in two thousand
for Buick. However, over that same time period, Buick sold more than
one point four million vehicles, a record for the brand, growth driven by
sales in China, which accounts for eighty percent of Buick's sales. Holy crap,
Buicks huge in China. I wonder why, Yeah, I do,
wonder what we lose to China? All of our Buicks, all beautiful,
gigantic Buicks. It's got to be made over there, right, Is that
what this is? That's you have all the No, that's straight up.
Well, I bet they're made in Detroit. It I just assumed they always
were. I mean, as GM or it was. David Buick eighteen ninety
nine. Bwick has assembly plants situated in a diverse range of locations, including
the United States, Canada, South Korea, Germany, and China. China.
We lose to China Okay, so the mayor of our city is caught
in a scandalous affair, Dallas may Or Eric Johnson. We have determined sensitive
you guys remember the story when I think it was a Dallas Observer reporter,
it was a Dallas Morning News reporter. You don't say one bad word about
the Dallas Observer. I would not choose your words wisely. And yeah,
because I don't know the details on that story that I'm referencing from the past.
But she he basically came at her because she tweeted something, uh calling
him bruh. B r u h. Wait calling him bro or she was
like bruh question mark. Yes, b r oh and b r u h
are very different. It was bruh. So there's nothing wrong with bro,
right, I think so. And I think he tweeted something and she just
re quoted on the tweet with bruh with the question mark like bro. Like
it's almost it's the same, it's the equivalent. I think they're of shaking
my head. Yes, some h. But we got we got in trouble
for that. She did, you know, and that was a wild story.
But he called attention to it. Dallasbear Johnson and his wife, Nikita
Johnson, are getting a divorce after accusations that he cheated on her with a
former city staffer in twenty twenty one, his wife said in court on Tuesday.
Because the divorce proceedings are happening in the court this week, his wife
said in court on Tuesday that she caught him in their house in February of
twenty twenty one. She said, quote, he basically said that it happened
a dozen times or so, and he didn't give much more info than that.
Multiply that by about ten. Yeah, in testimony earlier in the day
time, so before she says that that he had admitted to it. Earlier
in the day, he had denied having an affair, and his attorneys say,
well, where's the evidence. You don't have any evidence, And she's
like, we got ring doorbell footage? Is that good now? They didn't
show it in the courtroom yetttorneys claim to have ring doorbell footage of the former
city staffer showing up to the house back in February of twenty twenty one.
She was just dropping off some documents, important documents, moving documents illegally to
keep this city going in the right direction. Kevin. Now they didn't name
the former city staffer that he was bumping uglies with. I hate that term.
I know, I really hate that term. Yes, it's kind of
funny. You know what else? I don't like knocking boots, you know,
like knocking bo o? What do you like? Making love? Danny's
smash smash like smash, It needs to be more hardcore for like shag shagg
is a good one. Danny does right, Wood Smash on the internet a
lot. Yeah for Twitter, he walked. Let's add that to the Dayton
five pay off. Danny walks back. We are the sales have to respond
Wood Smash three times time to a random tweet online, to a completely random
tweet they get in trouble. It could be like some dude talking about soccer
whatever. Okay, it doesn't have to be like a girl and so you're
not getting in trouble. Do you have to like retweet their thing and say
would smash? Okay? Yeah, you have to make it at the top
and just a comments with more reports that the Cowboys would bring Tyroue Crawford back
Wood Smash smash because you can, it won't be bad. Yeah, don't
go to a company that sells watermelons. They're like, hey, it's a
beautiful bash up this spring, which they're incredible. And then you're write,
what smash And that's a little funny drop a McCarthy gift on there, and
then you've got a double joke. Yeah, it's true, and you guys
are funny man. Guys are funny man. So the former city stafford,
who was not named, she denied the allegations to D Magazine. D Magazine.
This is where it kind of gets interesting to me. D Magazine is
highly involved here, which is weird. Sins. Tim Rodgers of D Magazine
had to go sit in court a couple of days ago in the hall.
So D Magazine got alerted to their divorce trial after Tim Rodgers got subpoened by
Nakita Johnson's attorneys because in April of twenty twenty three, he put out a
blog post that said there's a picture of Eric Johnson and he was wearing a
brown leather jacket, and he wrote in his blog post, eric Johnson's given
the vibe of a divorced dad, okay, which he didn't know that they
were getting divorced. But Nikita Johnson's attorneys were like huh, so he got
subpoena and he had to like go and have a statement. He never had
to testify, he had to go be there justin k yes. Now,
he wrote in that same blog post that the mayor was still married and that
his comment was a joke, and then he he did not testify in the
divorce case. But it's funny that he was involved. Now the kid.
Johnson said in court that the mayor accused her of leaking their appending divorce to
the media. Okay, now she denied that. So, Eric Johnson,
the Mayor's going, why'd you tell d magazine that we got divorced after?
He's the butt of a joke again. Anytime he's questioned about anything, he's
the most sensitive. Eric Johnson just he he bothers me, he bothers me.
He's just, dude, you can't have that job. And then and
then two like the other thing too, in the same age, like whatever.
Actually maybe it doesn't matter, maybe it doesn't matter, but he like
flip flopping parties and things like that. That's insane, which is why he's
running on a post. No one wants the job in one party and then
you just switch. How is that al Right, people change and he's running
on a post because no one wants that job. D magazine reported that the
Beyar testified in court this week that he and the former city employee shared a
Ritz Carlton hotel room in Montreal. He also denied that they were having an
affair, but it's being reported that he shared a Ritz Carlton hotel room with
her in Montreal. Well, they just put the pillow between them. Yeah,
it's a barrier. She she's a she always works, she's a gigantist.
So she had to sleep diagonally and he had to just sleep on the
out and then their feet just touched. Her feet off the end of the
bed touched his, and their eyes sprung open. They looked toward each other
and pillow damn be damned. I don't know what the future use is of
the bed cobbler drop, but I love it bed cobbler and I'm always excited.
That's a pretty good one. So there it is. I don't really
you know, waiting side are we on? Who are we mad at Kevin?
I think it's really easy to be mad at Mayor Eric Johnson. I'm
mad at him just like I just don't take him seriously. Get him out
of here. I mean, I ain't take the old mayor seriously either.
You have that story, had mob ties you that story? Open something for
clarity. Why is Tim Rodgers in there? So who who's subpoened him?
The wife? Wife? Okay, because Eric, I understand the threatening was
saying, why did you leak our divorce to the media to the wife?
Yeah? And the wife's like, I didn't. Why would you say that?
And he's like, well, we'll get this joke that Tim Rodgers wrote
about me, okay, And all that is is just I mean, it's
Tim Rodgers doing it. He's doing a bit and Eric Johnson's team knows that.
But this is just throwing more can fusion into the thing. You know.
It's like anytime that you're on you're in courd and there's that's a certain
strategy where you just kind of throw as much muck into it as possible to
distract from what's actually in place. So yeah, but it sounds to me
like you told, uh, Tim Rodgers that we were getting divorced, Otherwise
you would have posted that comment. I mean, it's obvious to the world
that it was just a joke. It's a very common joke. You see.
You see an older dude and kind of trying to wear hip clothes.
Look at divorced dad. He's got to give it off. Divorced dad vibes
you told him that we're getting divorced. It's like, no, they didn't.
And all you're doing is just trying to create distraction and cloud the real
issue here. It's a good strategy, but I'm sure Tim Rodgers is sitting
there going, why do I have to go to court? Yeah, He's
like, what what did I do? Joke? You idiot. It's just
it's and if he's really contesting that in her attorneys felt like, well,
we do need to defend this, and he should be there. He's being
he's been a little sassy. Pooh yeah, okay, JJ, this is
this is something I want to bring you in on here because you do speak.
You do speak for all women and all African Americans on this show.
Yeah, you can't, no pressure. So back in February of last year,
you speak for yourself. JJ, Yes, listen to him, but
also don't deny the weight that you're carrying for the rest of the community.
Oh I feel it. Don't worry on February eleventh, he tweeted that our
local fauereth of last year. Our local media have no interest in reporting on
this data, which is why you haven't heard about it. And he posts
a screenshot to crime going down. And when he said that whole our local
media thing, a Dallas Morning News reporter she had covered. She was a
crime reporter for Dallas Morning News for a while. She was from Florida.
And she retweeted that and put Brah with a question, and that led to
her being dismissed, and he like called out. I think he like he
tweeted to her like so like he said, got in love when folks let
their inherent biases show. I get to be addressed as Bra by someone who
writes for my daily local paper who I've never met. Her name was Megan
Mangram Bruh. This is over a year ago. But she said, Bruh,
National news is always going to chase the trend, cultivate relationships with quality
local news partnerships. That's what she put and then he called her out and
that led to her getting You know, she pretty much got canned for this.
So JJ was that offensive? What she did? I trust me.
I don't know, So wait what was her comment? She said, bruh.
And then what was the rest of it? Bruh b r u h.
And then national news is going to chase that, chase that trend because
he posted a screenshot of crime rates, said local media has no interest in
covering this, and she goes, bro, national media will always chase that
trend. It's kind of like I feel like she was meaning like like man,
not national media. Yeah, bruh, it is like a more cooler
way to like care, relatable to like, you know, today's youth basically
means check yourself right yeah, like now yeah, yeah, it's kind of
just in a place of like an expression. Yeah, that's crazy. Come
on, because he said, got to live on folks at their inherent biases
show. I wonder she would have got canned. She said, come on,
now, I think he's saying she's racist. Yes, I think that's
oh white girl saying calling him a bro. That's calling him bro. That's
just that bro. Like I mean you can yeah telling you it's for sure
more racist than bro. Bruh is not racist. It's not either What about
the hippie b r a h bra bra or the British or the British brov
oh yeah, brot using that then that's racist against British people. I won't
tolerate that. I don't know what to do. You know, I get
enough of that out there on the streets. I don't need it in here
with my pals, these people coming after him. So that girl that got
fired got called in for a meeting by on the streets with the papers executive
editor Cateres Hardy, who is black, m hm and questioned. She was
questioned if she was still would have used the word bra if the mayor were
white, and Mangram, who was white, said yes, yes, And
then I think she got fired. So well, she wants to come on
and tell her story. This story's old news, is it? If she
loses their swimming in the sheet, you'll have them on on Kevin, that's
true. Not parokeet, monitor lizard. It's because of the reptilian nature and
the size of the pet. The parakeet. Well maybe you know, defentality,
We don't act like. We didn't get a lot of tread out of
that. That was a good call by me. I will not I will
not take heat for that. Don't back down kevioh good call that I made
the news, Honkeys, continue up forth, let's see birthdays. Yeah,
some people who the Weekend thirty four? I like the Weekend. I think
I like The Weekend's music. I don't know if I like him or not.
I don't know the man. His TV show is terrible. The idol
good God, Like when he did the fake plastic surgery bit, Oh yeah,
good, that was an interesting bit. He's an interesting He came out
with like bandages and then his face was like all swollen. Yeah. I
don't I don't even know what the bit was exactly, but I think that's
a good bit, like pretend massive facial surgery. Abel's got a lot of
bangers. His name, Yeah, Elizabeth Olsen's thirty five, Peggy. That's
a different WandaVision WandaVision. WandaVision was great, Wanda Elizabeth Olsen? Is that
one of the Olsen's sisters, the old that's their younger one younger. Okay,
so she was in the Candy Montgomery thing. Yes, okay, Yeah,
she's great. I like her a lot, don't you like all?
That's not Star Wars, that's Marvel. Marvel. I've never watched them,
but I'm sure they I'm sure they're great. No, they're not great,
But WandaVision was kind of unique, and WandaVision was very good. I never
saw it. All right, it's worth it. They did. Yeah,
they did episodes with like the tropes of like TV. Like the first episode
was black and white and it was based like a sixties TV like every episode
was set like in a decade of television really, and then they advanced all
the way to modern times. It was good. It was still had too
much marvel Lee to me. Oh, it had the girl in it,
Yeah, the witch. What's her name, Agatha? Agatha? Yeah,
she was funny. Yeah, that was good. You said it's too Marvelle,
like it's not Marvel and it wasn't it. Yeah, I know,
but it's like the superhero. But if he's not anti Marvel or Marvel indifferent,
I don't want to something that's too Marvelle on Danny. I came off
of that. Now I used to like just crap on all superhero stuff,
and I realized how much I liked the Star Wars franchise. It's no different.
It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's pretend people doing
pretend things that just never existed in Save the World and don't daniels Heim is
thirty five or Ham, the one of the Hame girls Heim Girls, and
she's the actress one. No, she was in Licorice Pizza I believe.
Nope, that's the other one. Sorry, wrong name, Try again this
matter. Lupe Fiasco forty two. Fiasco is a great last name. What
a fiasco. We never say that anymore. I don't think that's her birth
name. It's a he oh Loupe, although not the gender is something that
I don't notice. Gender his name is was Salu Muhammad Jako is whatever,
Marshall at least fifty. There we go, there we now there's an actor
that act next Blade the Bus. I know he's on my SNL draft pick
because I got it wrong by a year when that movie's coming out. What
No, who the bus Droome bettis is fifty two? Damn. I saw
the bush at heinz Field getting off an elevator in the press box and I
was there and the milevit opened up and there was your own Betas and I
went, big man, Jesus, Jesus. And then this story is now
over. Did you say Beta. No, but that is the same game
I was at when I I became Urinal Brothers with Monty Kiffin. Okay,
because Monty Kiffin, who was a very old man and the defensive coordinator,
I didn't check. But it was weird in the press box to have Monty
Kiffin a rushing to the bathroom to Pepe at halftime shake that tiny d and
he did, without hesitation, walk past anyone else who was in line,
which is interesting, Like, if you're a coach at halftime, yeah,
you do get urinal priority. Did you share a urinal with him? Yeah,
we made an X and he just barreled into me and started peeing.
He didn't even know. Were you guys trying to cut the urinal sweet tart
in half? Yeah? With your stream? Yeah, I'm like, push
pressure on Monty, don't aim for the shell cut that cake. I don't
worry. I got I got it. Anyway. What a day that was
happy he was in there, given all the halftime adjustments because he kind of
did all the work and he was they stood. John McEnroe sixty five.
John McEnroe. I like him, dude, you love him. You loved
him on SmartLess. Yeah, he's cool y phrase. Man, I love
the dude from like Inner City, New York that somehow becomes one of the
best tennis player. I don't know. It was just an odd trajectory.
He's just so scrappy and he's never lost his edge. You know, some
guys like me just gets so soft and as they get older. Yeah,
and just more you turn even, you take the impath gene up exponentially.
He's just still an edgy bastard. It you gotta be tough. I know
I live in Yeah, I don't live in New York. I courtside for
the MAVs next game. Yeah, he was. Johnny Mack was loved the
Knicks. Iced Tea is sixty six, LeVar Burtons sixty So iced tea is
sixty six, LeVar Burton sixty seven. What the hell? Take a look?
What's iced teas girl? She's named after food Coco Coco, No,
not cake, it's cake. T Happy Gilmour came out on this day in
nineteen ninety six. Pretty good day, man, Well done, Kevin,
well done. You're doing good so far today, Kevin. I'm proud of
you today. Coming up next, what part of Tiger's body started throbbing on
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