Well, hello and welcome Halloween, y'all. Haughty hanty doodally do. I'm
gonna put a spell on you. Trick treat, smell of feats. I
want some good good eats. Oh goodness, Oh, it is our favorite
holiday. Oh my goodness, it's it's the time of the year when candy
is plentiful due to you, and so so are the good tastings in my
mouth. The only thing I'm afraid of is running out of candy. I
wake up at night screaming. Any who, we have quite the scrumptious spread
for this Halloween edition of Candy Chat. Oh goodness, Welcome to Candy Chat,
y'all. My name is Tabitha Hutchinson and I am Betty eber Saul and
we are just please just punch to have you with us. Thank you,
thanks for listening. I thought of a new fun phrase, Tabitha, We're
going on a sugar safari. Look out. The darkness is the chocolate,
but the darkness is also within each of us. Oh goodness. Yeah,
you should be careful to Bill that you certainly do what you certainly do,
what you certainly do. Well, Tabitha, we typically now I know that
you don't think this listeners, But we put a lot of thought into every
episode and we don't ever want to get over whims, so we usually limit
our candy choices to three. Maybe if I've getten particularly hungry at the store.
Do you ever do that? Do you ever go to the store on
an empty stomach? It's it's the worst thing you can do. Oh that
you buy everything that your little ass can lay on. But when you're when
you're that hungry, I try to get extra hungry before I go. And
I'll tell you why really, now hear me out, okay, because I
know what you're thinking, I'm gonna go straight for the doughnut. Well,
it's just usually I don't, but if I'm super hungry, I'll walk myself
straight to the produce section and even salad looks good. Oh yeah, do
you ever think of that? So what I do is I said, well,
you're only allowed to buy things from the produce section, plus anything that's
right next to the register. That's where I get my tread For being good.
I've never told anybody this, so this is kind of a big confession.
But sometimes I just go into the produce section. I take big old
chunks out of tomatoes. I just buy them right there and I put them
back. You are such a car Well, while we're confessing, I once
saw someone get hit by a car and I just kept going. So we
have a great spread for you for this much day. It's candy. Oh,
it's so good. We didn't limit ourselves this time, because you know
what, when you go trick or treating, or when you're taking your kids
like we used to do, you're gonna find that you get all kinds of
candy. You don't get one or two or three or four different don't and
you know it all kinds and being prepared for that. It's part of being
prepared for Halloweens. That's right, we've done. That's right, Tabitha.
Why don't you take us on a tasty tour of our Halloween buffet. Oh,
I'd love to do it. Thanks. Uh. Let's see, we
got an autumn mix. We're gonna start out with out classic candy corn and
different kind of candy corns. There's candy corns and pumpkins in there, and
we got the little pumpkins in there. Everybody loves a little pumpkins candy corn.
It is not Halloween without candy corn or candy corn pumpkins or those the
brown things that I don't understand. Right now, we're gonna go on to
some Snickers pumpkins. Oh, now those are a recent addition. I believe
that once again Easter paves the way for all candy technology. It's true,
you know, I think Easter is the testing ground for candy. And if
it works for Easter, then by golly, it'll work for Halloween. We're
gonna see it at Halloween. I'll tell you that everything you're gonna tell you
every time is that's just so true. And then from pumpkin snickers, we're
moving on to caramel apple sugar babies. Oh I am excited for these.
Oh I know now these are now Normally a sugar baby is a little piece
of caramel with chocolate around it, but so good, so good, delicious.
During a movie, it's it up with some popcorn. It's like you're
eating a real baby, but it's made of sugar. Oh, you are
just so silly. So what is a sugar daddy? Then I wouldn't know
me either. Ever, And then we got some mic and X. Now
this you might say, wait a minute, didn't we have some great mic
and XX before we sure did. This is the Halloween Mummy mix. Oh,
it's the curse of the Sphinx coming out of a box full of candy
goodness. You you were gonna be cursed into wanting more of these. I'm
I'm just I'm betting right now, and I know you're not supposed to bet,
but Jesus will say, okay, he will on this one, because
you're winning every time. Now we're also, in addition to our standard candy
corn, which we've already discussed once again, here comes Starburst nosing its way
into the piggy trough. What the bully on the schoollyard is back ag at
it again? I don't believe it. Starburst. When are you gonna learn
to not be delicious? I think it's gone too far this time because now
we've got Starburst candy corn. Wow, that's just silly. I mean,
I understood jellybeans, that was a natural progression. But like we've said,
what shows up in Easter is gonna dominate Halloween, and here we go with
Starburst candy corn. Wow. I well, I tell you what I am
interested and to find out what this Starburst candy corn tastes like before I passed
any harsh judgments. You know what, And we had this talk before we
started candy chat. We said, you know what, it's not always gonna
be easy, and we're just going to accept that and we're not gonna be
daunted. We're we're not gonna give up. We're just gonna keep eating candy.
That's what we're gonna do. Are you? Am I right? Or
am I right? You're well, you're right, you're right? Yeah,
and we're right. Were both right, and we're just gonna stay right.
We're right now. The final stroke of our master plan for this Halloween.
I want to tell you right now, if there's a theme to Halloween,
it's Easter. Can you believe it? But you should believe it because true
Cadberry has really outdone themselves this year. Our friends in the England's have said,
just some chocolate field goodness. Now, when I say Easter's on its
way, what's the first thing that you think of, Tabitha, Oh,
bunnies. What's the second thing? Eggs? That's right, yeah, Cadberry
cream eggs. It's only available for a very short four and a half month
session. But I'll tell you what I get as many as I can.
Sure they are just so delicious. And guess what what what you see it?
Easter? We'll dominate Halloween again. You said it again, and it's
true. Here comes Cadberry's screaming, Oh my goodness, but this time,
look out, doctor SEUs. That egg's green on the inside. I don't
know. I don't know if there's ham in it, though, I don't
know that would be dangerous. I mean, my mind thinks that it's gonna
taste rotten. I know, but I don't know what my tongue's gonna taste.
Well, we're gonna find out, won't we. If it helps close
your eyes when you eat it, I might, it's kind of scary.
Well, let's stop talking and start chewing. When shall we? Tabitha,
what's first? Up? Let's go for the automix first? Auto mix first.
I'm gonna grab a great, big handful, all right, I can't
control myself. I'll do it too then, because I don't want you to
feel bad and I want to mask my own self control issues. Here we
go. I've got a lot that one I plan I hadn't just got the
corn. Well, it's been tried and true. Since I was a little
girl. Then once again, Candy Corn is reliable and dependable. Not the
prettiest girl in the block, but she'll certainly take you out for a fun
evening of dancing. Now these I can see they're made with real honey.
M Now, usually you get that high fucked toast corn soup, and I
don't know. I've heard good and bad things about it. I've heard that
if you, if we get rid of it, you're gonna lose a lot
of jobs. And I don't want to do that because they'd be an American.
That's right. I'll tell you what. It makes my jaw hurt from
all the sugar. My jaw is in pain. Now, look at this.
It contains soy. Well, where's the soy in that? Well,
that's that's the farm bill at work, putting so farmers to work. Well,
good for them. U s A U s A. Now I don't
taste honey in it, but it's sure is sugary, and I'm getting some
chocolate. Those brown ones are chocolate. I never they do that. Eat
that one off the floor. Well that's a good one. That's a good
one to bounce out. Then mmmmmm, I had a stray one that got
away from me. But I'm meeting it. You got it, as I
recall, you drop too, So so you're batting five hundred, Tabitha.
Oh, you're like You're like Tommy Lee Jones. I find them fugitives and
I put them in the mouth, right, just like Tommy Lee Jones.
Moving along, Well, let's just take these two bullies and have them slug
it out. It's time for another candy corn, but this time from Starburst.
Oh goodness, I don't know if my palette can handle it, but
I'm willing to try. Well, that's what I love about you, Tabitha,
You're always willing to try. Now, these are individually flavored, so
I'm curious we just shove him in our mouths like usual, or should we
take him one at a time. Well, it seems that I only got
yellow and pink, so I think I'm just going to shove him in the
mouth me too. The consistency is consistent. I don't know what I'm tasting.
Maybe it's an Arnold Palmer down lemonade together again, give my mouth.
We had a man come to our church and talk about the evils of drug
use and what he described is exactly what's happened in my mouth. I can
see that this is tart. It is and sweet. Now when I think
candy corn, I don't think tart. Nope, Starburst, you're really stretching
the armstrong on this one. I shured you like my good buddy chorus,
Starburst. I'm thinking you're flying a little close to the sun right now.
I don't get that reference. Watch yourself, watch yourself moving right along.
Let's get back into cozy chocolate country with Snickers pumpkins. Oh, I can't
wait. This is funny because they got they got a little pumpkin on here
in the chocolate. You got a little pumpkin face. It's a door,
but it's like a little trait waiting for you to say say hello. Put
me in you. I want to be inside you. I want to get
mashed up and I want to go down in your digestive system. Where's my
friend candy? Would you do with candy corn? Take me in a candy
corn right now? Well, you're going to candy corn pretty soon. Listen,
this face is oblong. I thought that if if it would have had
a pumpkin face to it, it would have been long ways, But this
is This is highs This is like side to what How how would you describe
this? Once again? Snickers says, hey, you know what you were
expecting, sucker punch. Sorry, we're gonna turn it upside down, sucker
punch. Usually pumpkins are side to side. No, this one's long ways,
Tabitha. Just close your eyes and put it in your mouth. Okay,
okay, mmm, it's like a Snickers bar. I can see kind
of a kind of a soft Snickers bar. Though. Yeah, it's not
as thick, but it certainly fails my mouth for such a little pumpkin.
I thought we were fraid what y'all doing to me. It's got a big
taste. It's not bad. My jaw just hurts from all that sugar.
Yeah, it's a welcome reprieve from all that tart sugar that we just put
in a two starburst. You're still learning it up? Next who this is
a marathon. But that's what Halloween's about. That's right, It's about never
stopping. Next up, Carmel actable sugar babies. Here you go, Tabitha.
Okay, oh goodness, all right, bottoms up, here we go.
Now. I wonder if you're supposed to let these soak in your mouth
for a bit. They never had a chance with me. Mmm, I'm
getting a real tart flavor right now. M that apple flavor is just coming
through in spades. Oh my goodness, it might be a salt in my
face a bit. Well, that's a lot of apple. I'll say what
the Carmel's trying to come to the rescue, but it's just too late.
But I'll tell you what. Apple may be strong, but caramel's got endurance
and I'm gonna wear it down. We just chew for another thirty minutes.
I think you're about right. Apple was like pink. It's like, let's
get this party started. And then Carmel's like, no, I'm the popo,
let's shut it down. Have you been watching VH one again, Tabitha,
We're always switched up the time for emergency, wrote now, I don't
have anything to watch at three o'clock. That is a tragedy. I hate.
I hate being in a TV desert, that's what I call. It's
like you're in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing good to drink. That's
so smart, Like when I'm in the living room and I can't reach my
bottle. So there's nothing good to drink and all that asked to you.
You just don't want to wait for it. I know, and I keep
that water ball with me all the time. But well, I think Carmel's
rescued it. M Carmel to the rescue. I'll tell you what, Slow
and steady wins the race. Sorry Jack Rabbit Apple. Gosh, it's like
a blitzkrieg by Apple. But it's okay because Carmel just comes in and sweeps
up the remnants of all the dead bodies that tart Apple left behind. Apple
fought in the previous war and established imagine no line. But here comes Carmel,
evading all of its defenses and splanking it from the north and south.
That's that's right, it's a pincer maneuver. Oh my goodness. Well Carmel
train has finally left the station after a lengthy stay in the my Mouth chateau.
Now let's keep moving, okay with Mike and Ike's Mummy Mix. Oh,
I can't wait for this one. Although I'm kind of scared that Mike
and Ike is just kind of repurposing the brand, well you know what,
they're making it seasonally viable and interesting to people, and maybe people who wouldn't
normally try mic and acs sape. Well, maybe it's time because these people
are clearly putting a lot of effort into their product. Now in this box,
you're gonna enjoy lemon, orange, grape lime and oh is that red
one cherry? Not today raspberry? Look out, ralfberry. How's that for
a left hooksucker punch to the jaw. Watch out, you're spitting teeth now,
buster brown, it's red. M it's not blue. Raspberry is supposed
to be blue, well only in some parts of the country, not my
partners. All right, let's try I'll try him anyway. These are just
mic and acts. I mean I'm getting a raspberry. I might get a
lot of grape and mine and I've already had him a feel of grape.
I can tell you that. Well, we covered that. If you're a
new listener, go back a few episodes. Listen to us choke down grape
mic and Acts. I'll tell you what, as contrary to belief, as
it may be, the mixture of flavors in my mouth, it's coming out
like a like old French horror perfume. Oh goodness, It's like Elizabeth Taylor
is just strutting around in my mouth saying, Who's gonna marry me next?
I mean, you remember, you remember Alice Cuthbert, and she went nos
deaf after getting that horrible sinus infection, and she would put on too much
Lady of the Lake perfume and it just made every church service and nightmare until
she had the good sense to get put into a home. M. I
used to get a headaches. M. This is like having a mouthful of
Miss Cuthbert. No, thank you. Well, we've slashed through the murky
mier. That is Halloween candy. That's real tart and real sweet. Yep,
what we got left? Well, it's time for the grand finale,
Cadberry scream eggs. You know, I know what the listeners are saying right
now? Are they saying, why can't I have some of that in my
mouth? Of course they are. And I'd like to take this opportunity to
thank each and every one of you fear emails them, occuragment. Thank you
your prayers and your thoughts. Thank you you are just so sweet. And
I know how much you enjoy the mouth sounds. And I'll tell you what
we are working over time to make sure you hear each and every delicious lip
smack. We sure are, But now it's time to as as my nephew,
Delbert says, enter Thunderdome. Oh, he watches all sorts of things
on that TV. I don't know about that. Well, he's a sweet
kid in his heart's in the right place. So I figure, if the
longs it ain't hurting nobody, I'll just let Delbert run loose. I think
he steals money out of my purse, though how much I have no idea,
because if it's twenty dollars, it's too much. What I was alluding
to earlier is that I think the fans are waiting for a little thing we
call tamped Tabitha. Oh oh, here comes a little tempter without doot tamp
dude. Yep, he's here at a tempt here he is, and he
says, well, Tabitha, here I am with a bowl full of four
cab berry scream eggs. Oh, I've got one right here that I'm gonna
try. But that little temperature he wants to know if you can get all
four eggs in your mouth at once. Oh, well, here's a trash
can just in case of emergencies. Well, I mean I I just have
to try it as all, and I have to put my faith in the
Lord and then he'll see me through it. Here we go. Put your
faith in your mouth, no faith in Lord. You know what, In
a show of solidarity, I'm gonna eat my egg at the same time you
eat four. That's so sweet? All right. Well, I've got two
in my hand right now and they're about as big as as my face is.
So we'll try to get the other two in. But who here we
try, Here we go, Here we go. Well this one, Hope
King, Well, it's all the familiar flavor of a cadberrys s greg How
many is that? Tab? Three? Down? One to go? You
canna do it? Tab? I don't know. Focus your cheese, your
card. It's a formidable treat. And it's like they've made peanut butter out
of nothing but sugar and hatred. Three he would have been, well,
that little tempter, he's never up to no good. It's like chocolate encasing
cement with the cement just breaks open and swallows your mouth up from with the
end and then you just get tears in your Yeah, it's like wet sawdust
inside and a chocolate coating. I'm gonna have to take a few weeks off
betting. I do not blame you. I think he'll just look into the
abyss. We'll surely look back at me. I can tell you, Oh
my goodness, I may have met my match with mister Cadberry. Oh my
goodness, I just had one, and I deeply regretted. It's just too
much, And that's it's just one servant size. I mean, you just
you could take a bite and throw the rest away, but that's just wasteful,
which is a sin. But it is also a sin against God and
nature to eat the whole thing. So I'll tell you what, Just leave
it to somebody else. M I believe this Halloween can't get any spookier than
that. No, I believe I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks to come.
I think I think you just confronted your own mortality through candy. Well,
I'll tell you what. It's a good thing that that little tempter has nothing
to do with me. That's that's on him. That little tempter comes in
here and I've got I can't control him. So I'll tell you what.
As difficult as it may be we must now pass sentence on this year's Halloween
offerings. And I'm gonna say slow one steady wins the race. And I've
always enjoyed candy corn and the caramel apple sugar babies were a delightful treat.
If taken in moderation, there's no reason for you to shove a handful in
your mouth and invite the Battle of Helm's Deep into your own head. Look,
but if you do, look to the east on the third day,
because here comes Caramel the White, riding in on its stallion shadow facts.
Delbert got me all these DVDs up and watching them like crazy? Is that
Is that your winner for the Halloween? I think so? I think so.
I would have to go with the Snickers pumpkin, Oh my good cause,
even though it makes you think a pumpkin, and that face was the
wrong way on it. Face was just totally the wrong way. It was.
It was good. It was it was nice and smooth, a little
bit of chunkiness when you needed it. Wasn't parsture, wasn't repackaged, wasn't
boring, and it didn't give you a coma after you It didn't fail your
whole head with hatred didn't taste like cement right in your mouth. M.
I think the losers were the Mic and As. Yeah, Mic and As
listen, just because you put the same old old stories pig in a new
pearl necklace doesn't mean it's any less of a slop eater. Nope, Nope,
that's not how that goes. I don't think so. I don't think
so either. We don't Nope, I don't think so. Sorry, Mic
and Act, Nope, no, thank you in the bench. Once again,
Mic and Act fails to produce in the clutch. But I would like
to thank each and every one of you for joining us on this amazing epicurean
delight. M And I think I'm just gonna try to not be dizzy for
the rest of the today. That's right. You might want me to get
checked for diabetes. Well, but I'll tell you what we knew. This
wouldn't always be easy, and we much like every Halloween when I was the
kid, at the end of it, I'm sick to my stomach and my
mom's wagging her finger at me. But that's satisfying, wag M, because
you know it's just all gonna happen next year. M We have a whole
year to look for to it again. And you know, I can't wait
till the next big candy holiday Chrismas. Oh yeah, candy canes galore,
m Mmmm, sugar and hardened little hook form. That's right, hard candy,
candy canes, candy corns, candy people, candy reindeer, candy cookies,
candy houses, candy huts. Oh, it's just gonna be a winter
wonderland of candy tacular confection or sugar, just covering everything in a light coating.
Now we're gonna testing. We're gonna take the month in November off because
we like to devote November to pie and it's got no place on candy Chat.
Sweet though it may be. Yep, November is more of a savory
month. Savory. I don't nea it. I don't know. So we'll
see you next time we come back. So thank you once again for joining
us for candy Chat. Thank you. I've been Tabitha Hutchinson and I'm Betty
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