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Well, hello and welcome Halloween,
y'all. Haughty hanty doodally do. I'm

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gonna put a spell on you.
Trick treat, smell of feats. I

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want some good good eats. Oh
goodness, Oh, it is our favorite

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holiday. Oh my goodness, it's
it's the time of the year when candy

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is plentiful due to you, and
so so are the good tastings in my

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mouth. The only thing I'm afraid
of is running out of candy. I

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wake up at night screaming. Any
who, we have quite the scrumptious spread

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for this Halloween edition of Candy Chat. Oh goodness, Welcome to Candy Chat,

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y'all. My name is Tabitha Hutchinson
and I am Betty eber Saul and

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we are just please just punch to
have you with us. Thank you,

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thanks for listening. I thought of
a new fun phrase, Tabitha, We're

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going on a sugar safari. Look
out. The darkness is the chocolate,

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but the darkness is also within each
of us. Oh goodness. Yeah,

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you should be careful to Bill that
you certainly do what you certainly do,

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what you certainly do. Well,
Tabitha, we typically now I know that

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you don't think this listeners, But
we put a lot of thought into every

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episode and we don't ever want to
get over whims, so we usually limit

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our candy choices to three. Maybe
if I've getten particularly hungry at the store.

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Do you ever do that? Do
you ever go to the store on

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an empty stomach? It's it's the
worst thing you can do. Oh that

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you buy everything that your little ass
can lay on. But when you're when

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you're that hungry, I try to
get extra hungry before I go. And

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I'll tell you why really, now
hear me out, okay, because I

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know what you're thinking, I'm gonna
go straight for the doughnut. Well,

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it's just usually I don't, but
if I'm super hungry, I'll walk myself

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straight to the produce section and even
salad looks good. Oh yeah, do

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you ever think of that? So
what I do is I said, well,

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you're only allowed to buy things from
the produce section, plus anything that's

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right next to the register. That's
where I get my tread For being good.

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I've never told anybody this, so
this is kind of a big confession.

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But sometimes I just go into the
produce section. I take big old

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chunks out of tomatoes. I just
buy them right there and I put them

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back. You are such a car
Well, while we're confessing, I once

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saw someone get hit by a car
and I just kept going. So we

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have a great spread for you for
this much day. It's candy. Oh,

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it's so good. We didn't limit
ourselves this time, because you know

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what, when you go trick or
treating, or when you're taking your kids

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like we used to do, you're
gonna find that you get all kinds of

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candy. You don't get one or
two or three or four different don't and

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you know it all kinds and being
prepared for that. It's part of being

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prepared for Halloweens. That's right,
we've done. That's right, Tabitha.

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Why don't you take us on a
tasty tour of our Halloween buffet. Oh,

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I'd love to do it. Thanks. Uh. Let's see, we

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got an autumn mix. We're gonna
start out with out classic candy corn and

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different kind of candy corns. There's
candy corns and pumpkins in there, and

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we got the little pumpkins in there. Everybody loves a little pumpkins candy corn.

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It is not Halloween without candy corn
or candy corn pumpkins or those the

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brown things that I don't understand.
Right now, we're gonna go on to

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some Snickers pumpkins. Oh, now
those are a recent addition. I believe

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that once again Easter paves the way
for all candy technology. It's true,

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you know, I think Easter is
the testing ground for candy. And if

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it works for Easter, then by
golly, it'll work for Halloween. We're

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gonna see it at Halloween. I'll
tell you that everything you're gonna tell you

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every time is that's just so true. And then from pumpkin snickers, we're

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moving on to caramel apple sugar babies. Oh I am excited for these.

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Oh I know now these are now
Normally a sugar baby is a little piece

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of caramel with chocolate around it,
but so good, so good, delicious.

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During a movie, it's it up
with some popcorn. It's like you're

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eating a real baby, but it's
made of sugar. Oh, you are

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just so silly. So what is
a sugar daddy? Then I wouldn't know

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me either. Ever, And then
we got some mic and X. Now

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this you might say, wait a
minute, didn't we have some great mic

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and XX before we sure did.
This is the Halloween Mummy mix. Oh,

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it's the curse of the Sphinx coming
out of a box full of candy

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goodness. You you were gonna be
cursed into wanting more of these. I'm

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I'm just I'm betting right now,
and I know you're not supposed to bet,

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but Jesus will say, okay,
he will on this one, because

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you're winning every time. Now we're
also, in addition to our standard candy

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corn, which we've already discussed once
again, here comes Starburst nosing its way

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into the piggy trough. What the
bully on the schoollyard is back ag at

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it again? I don't believe it. Starburst. When are you gonna learn

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to not be delicious? I think
it's gone too far this time because now

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we've got Starburst candy corn. Wow, that's just silly. I mean,

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I understood jellybeans, that was a
natural progression. But like we've said,

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what shows up in Easter is gonna
dominate Halloween, and here we go with

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Starburst candy corn. Wow. I
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interested and to find out what this
Starburst candy corn tastes like before I passed

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any harsh judgments. You know what, And we had this talk before we

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started candy chat. We said,
you know what, it's not always gonna

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be easy, and we're just going
to accept that and we're not gonna be

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daunted. We're we're not gonna give
up. We're just gonna keep eating candy.

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That's what we're gonna do. Are
you? Am I right? Or

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am I right? You're well,
you're right, you're right? Yeah,

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and we're right. Were both right, and we're just gonna stay right.

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We're right now. The final stroke
of our master plan for this Halloween.

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I want to tell you right now, if there's a theme to Halloween,

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it's Easter. Can you believe it? But you should believe it because true

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Cadberry has really outdone themselves this year. Our friends in the England's have said,

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just some chocolate field goodness. Now, when I say Easter's on its

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way, what's the first thing that
you think of, Tabitha, Oh,

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bunnies. What's the second thing?
Eggs? That's right, yeah, Cadberry

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cream eggs. It's only available for
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session. But I'll tell you what
I get as many as I can.

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Sure they are just so delicious.
And guess what what what you see it?

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Easter? We'll dominate Halloween again.
You said it again, and it's

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true. Here comes Cadberry's screaming,
Oh my goodness, but this time,

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look out, doctor SEUs. That
egg's green on the inside. I don't

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know. I don't know if there's
ham in it, though, I don't

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know that would be dangerous. I
mean, my mind thinks that it's gonna

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taste rotten. I know, but
I don't know what my tongue's gonna taste.

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Well, we're gonna find out,
won't we. If it helps close

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your eyes when you eat it,
I might, it's kind of scary.

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Well, let's stop talking and start
chewing. When shall we? Tabitha,

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what's first? Up? Let's go
for the automix first? Auto mix first.

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I'm gonna grab a great, big
handful, all right, I can't

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control myself. I'll do it too
then, because I don't want you to

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feel bad and I want to mask
my own self control issues. Here we

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go. I've got a lot that
one I plan I hadn't just got the

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corn. Well, it's been tried
and true. Since I was a little

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girl. Then once again, Candy
Corn is reliable and dependable. Not the

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prettiest girl in the block, but
she'll certainly take you out for a fun

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evening of dancing. Now these I
can see they're made with real honey.

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M Now, usually you get that
high fucked toast corn soup, and I

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don't know. I've heard good and
bad things about it. I've heard that

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if you, if we get rid
of it, you're gonna lose a lot

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of jobs. And I don't want
to do that because they'd be an American.

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That's right. I'll tell you what. It makes my jaw hurt from

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all the sugar. My jaw is
in pain. Now, look at this.

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It contains soy. Well, where's
the soy in that? Well,

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that's that's the farm bill at work, putting so farmers to work. Well,

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good for them. U s A
U s A. Now I don't

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taste honey in it, but it's
sure is sugary, and I'm getting some

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chocolate. Those brown ones are chocolate. I never they do that. Eat

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that one off the floor. Well
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one to bounce out. Then mmmmmm, I had a stray one that got

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away from me. But I'm meeting
it. You got it, as I

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recall, you drop too, So
so you're batting five hundred, Tabitha.

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Oh, you're like You're like Tommy
Lee Jones. I find them fugitives and

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I put them in the mouth,
right, just like Tommy Lee Jones.

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Moving along, Well, let's just
take these two bullies and have them slug

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it out. It's time for another
candy corn, but this time from Starburst.

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Oh goodness, I don't know if
my palette can handle it, but

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I'm willing to try. Well,
that's what I love about you, Tabitha,

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You're always willing to try. Now, these are individually flavored, so

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I'm curious we just shove him in
our mouths like usual, or should we

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take him one at a time.
Well, it seems that I only got

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yellow and pink, so I think
I'm just going to shove him in the

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mouth me too. The consistency is
consistent. I don't know what I'm tasting.

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Maybe it's an Arnold Palmer down lemonade
together again, give my mouth.

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We had a man come to our
church and talk about the evils of drug

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use and what he described is exactly
what's happened in my mouth. I can

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see that this is tart. It
is and sweet. Now when I think

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candy corn, I don't think tart. Nope, Starburst, you're really stretching

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the armstrong on this one. I
shured you like my good buddy chorus,

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Starburst. I'm thinking you're flying a
little close to the sun right now.

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I don't get that reference. Watch
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Let's get back into cozy chocolate country
with Snickers pumpkins. Oh, I can't

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wait. This is funny because they
got they got a little pumpkin on here

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in the chocolate. You got a
little pumpkin face. It's a door,

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but it's like a little trait waiting
for you to say say hello. Put

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me in you. I want to
be inside you. I want to get

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mashed up and I want to go
down in your digestive system. Where's my

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friend candy? Would you do with
candy corn? Take me in a candy

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corn right now? Well, you're
going to candy corn pretty soon. Listen,

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this face is oblong. I thought
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a pumpkin face to it, it
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is This is highs This is like
side to what How how would you describe

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this? Once again? Snickers says, hey, you know what you were

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expecting, sucker punch. Sorry,
we're gonna turn it upside down, sucker

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punch. Usually pumpkins are side to
side. No, this one's long ways,

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Tabitha. Just close your eyes and
put it in your mouth. Okay,

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okay, mmm, it's like a
Snickers bar. I can see kind

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of a kind of a soft Snickers
bar. Though. Yeah, it's not

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as thick, but it certainly fails
my mouth for such a little pumpkin.

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I thought we were fraid what y'all
doing to me. It's got a big

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taste. It's not bad. My
jaw just hurts from all that sugar.

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Yeah, it's a welcome reprieve from
all that tart sugar that we just put

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in a two starburst. You're still
learning it up? Next who this is

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a marathon. But that's what Halloween's
about. That's right, It's about never

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stopping. Next up, Carmel actable
sugar babies. Here you go, Tabitha.

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Okay, oh goodness, all right, bottoms up, here we go.

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Now. I wonder if you're supposed
to let these soak in your mouth

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for a bit. They never had
a chance with me. Mmm, I'm

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getting a real tart flavor right now. M that apple flavor is just coming

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through in spades. Oh my goodness, it might be a salt in my

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face a bit. Well, that's
a lot of apple. I'll say what

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the Carmel's trying to come to the
rescue, but it's just too late.

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But I'll tell you what. Apple
may be strong, but caramel's got endurance

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and I'm gonna wear it down.
We just chew for another thirty minutes.

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I think you're about right. Apple
was like pink. It's like, let's

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get this party started. And then
Carmel's like, no, I'm the popo,

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let's shut it down. Have you
been watching VH one again, Tabitha,

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We're always switched up the time for
emergency, wrote now, I don't

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have anything to watch at three o'clock. That is a tragedy. I hate.

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I hate being in a TV desert, that's what I call. It's

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like you're in the middle of nowhere
and there's nothing good to drink. That's

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so smart, Like when I'm in
the living room and I can't reach my

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bottle. So there's nothing good to
drink and all that asked to you.

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You just don't want to wait for
it. I know, and I keep

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that water ball with me all the
time. But well, I think Carmel's

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rescued it. M Carmel to the
rescue. I'll tell you what, Slow

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and steady wins the race. Sorry
Jack Rabbit Apple. Gosh, it's like

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a blitzkrieg by Apple. But it's
okay because Carmel just comes in and sweeps

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up the remnants of all the dead
bodies that tart Apple left behind. Apple

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fought in the previous war and established
imagine no line. But here comes Carmel,

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evading all of its defenses and splanking
it from the north and south.

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That's that's right, it's a pincer
maneuver. Oh my goodness. Well Carmel

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train has finally left the station after
a lengthy stay in the my Mouth chateau.

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Now let's keep moving, okay with
Mike and Ike's Mummy Mix. Oh,

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I can't wait for this one.
Although I'm kind of scared that Mike

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and Ike is just kind of repurposing
the brand, well you know what,

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they're making it seasonally viable and interesting
to people, and maybe people who wouldn't

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normally try mic and acs sape.
Well, maybe it's time because these people

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are clearly putting a lot of effort
into their product. Now in this box,

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you're gonna enjoy lemon, orange,
grape lime and oh is that red

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one cherry? Not today raspberry?
Look out, ralfberry. How's that for

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a left hooksucker punch to the jaw. Watch out, you're spitting teeth now,

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buster brown, it's red. M
it's not blue. Raspberry is supposed

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to be blue, well only in
some parts of the country, not my

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partners. All right, let's try
I'll try him anyway. These are just

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mic and acts. I mean I'm
getting a raspberry. I might get a

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lot of grape and mine and I've
already had him a feel of grape.

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I can tell you that. Well, we covered that. If you're a

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new listener, go back a few
episodes. Listen to us choke down grape

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mic and Acts. I'll tell you
what, as contrary to belief, as

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it may be, the mixture of
flavors in my mouth, it's coming out

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like a like old French horror perfume. Oh goodness, It's like Elizabeth Taylor

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is just strutting around in my mouth
saying, Who's gonna marry me next?

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I mean, you remember, you
remember Alice Cuthbert, and she went nos

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deaf after getting that horrible sinus infection, and she would put on too much

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Lady of the Lake perfume and it
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she had the good sense to get
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used to get a headaches. M. This is like having a mouthful of

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Miss Cuthbert. No, thank you. Well, we've slashed through the murky

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mier. That is Halloween candy.
That's real tart and real sweet. Yep,

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what we got left? Well,
it's time for the grand finale,

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Cadberry scream eggs. You know,
I know what the listeners are saying right

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now? Are they saying, why
can't I have some of that in my

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mouth? Of course they are.
And I'd like to take this opportunity to

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thank each and every one of you
fear emails them, occuragment. Thank you

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your prayers and your thoughts. Thank
you you are just so sweet. And

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I know how much you enjoy the
mouth sounds. And I'll tell you what

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we are working over time to make
sure you hear each and every delicious lip

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smack. We sure are, But
now it's time to as as my nephew,

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Delbert says, enter Thunderdome. Oh, he watches all sorts of things

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on that TV. I don't know
about that. Well, he's a sweet

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kid in his heart's in the right
place. So I figure, if the

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longs it ain't hurting nobody, I'll
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he steals money out of my purse, though how much I have no idea,

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because if it's twenty dollars, it's
too much. What I was alluding

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to earlier is that I think the
fans are waiting for a little thing we

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call tamped Tabitha. Oh oh,
here comes a little tempter without doot tamp

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dude. Yep, he's here at
a tempt here he is, and he

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says, well, Tabitha, here
I am with a bowl full of four

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cab berry scream eggs. Oh,
I've got one right here that I'm gonna

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try. But that little temperature he
wants to know if you can get all

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four eggs in your mouth at once. Oh, well, here's a trash

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can just in case of emergencies.
Well, I mean I I just have

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to try it as all, and
I have to put my faith in the

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Lord and then he'll see me through
it. Here we go. Put your

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faith in your mouth, no faith
in Lord. You know what, In

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a show of solidarity, I'm gonna
eat my egg at the same time you

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eat four. That's so sweet?
All right. Well, I've got two

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in my hand right now and they're
about as big as as my face is.

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So we'll try to get the other
two in. But who here we

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try, Here we go, Here
we go. Well this one, Hope

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King, Well, it's all the
familiar flavor of a cadberrys s greg How

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many is that? Tab? Three? Down? One to go? You

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canna do it? Tab? I
don't know. Focus your cheese, your

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card. It's a formidable treat.
And it's like they've made peanut butter out

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of nothing but sugar and hatred.
Three he would have been, well,

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that little tempter, he's never up
to no good. It's like chocolate encasing

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cement with the cement just breaks open
and swallows your mouth up from with the

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end and then you just get tears
in your Yeah, it's like wet sawdust

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inside and a chocolate coating. I'm
gonna have to take a few weeks off

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betting. I do not blame you. I think he'll just look into the

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abyss. We'll surely look back at
me. I can tell you, Oh

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my goodness, I may have met
my match with mister Cadberry. Oh my

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goodness, I just had one,
and I deeply regretted. It's just too

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much, And that's it's just one
servant size. I mean, you just

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you could take a bite and throw
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which is a sin. But it
is also a sin against God and

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nature to eat the whole thing.
So I'll tell you what, Just leave

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it to somebody else. M I
believe this Halloween can't get any spookier than

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that. No, I believe I'm
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I think I think you just confronted
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I'll tell you what. It's a
good thing that that little tempter has nothing

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to do with me. That's that's
on him. That little tempter comes in

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here and I've got I can't control
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As difficult as it may be we
must now pass sentence on this year's Halloween

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offerings. And I'm gonna say slow
one steady wins the race. And I've

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always enjoyed candy corn and the caramel
apple sugar babies were a delightful treat.

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If taken in moderation, there's no
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your mouth and invite the Battle of
Helm's Deep into your own head. Look,

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but if you do, look to
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because here comes Caramel the White,
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Delbert got me all these DVDs up
and watching them like crazy? Is that

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Is that your winner for the Halloween? I think so? I think so.

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I would have to go with the
Snickers pumpkin, Oh my good cause,

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even though it makes you think a
pumpkin, and that face was the

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wrong way on it. Face was
just totally the wrong way. It was.

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It was good. It was it
was nice and smooth, a little

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bit of chunkiness when you needed it. Wasn't parsture, wasn't repackaged, wasn't

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boring, and it didn't give you
a coma after you It didn't fail your

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whole head with hatred didn't taste like
cement right in your mouth. M.

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I think the losers were the Mic
and As. Yeah, Mic and As

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listen, just because you put the
same old old stories pig in a new

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pearl necklace doesn't mean it's any less
of a slop eater. Nope, Nope,

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that's not how that goes. I
don't think so. I don't think

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so either. We don't Nope,
I don't think so. Sorry, Mic

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and Act, Nope, no,
thank you in the bench. Once again,

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Mic and Act fails to produce in
the clutch. But I would like

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to thank each and every one of
you for joining us on this amazing epicurean

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delight. M And I think I'm
just gonna try to not be dizzy for

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the rest of the today. That's
right. You might want me to get

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checked for diabetes. Well, but
I'll tell you what we knew. This

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wouldn't always be easy, and we
much like every Halloween when I was the

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kid, at the end of it, I'm sick to my stomach and my

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mom's wagging her finger at me.
But that's satisfying, wag M, because

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you know it's just all gonna happen
next year. M We have a whole

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year to look for to it again. And you know, I can't wait

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till the next big candy holiday Chrismas. Oh yeah, candy canes galore,

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m Mmmm, sugar and hardened little
hook form. That's right, hard candy,

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candy canes, candy corns, candy
people, candy reindeer, candy cookies,

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candy houses, candy huts. Oh, it's just gonna be a winter

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wonderland of candy tacular confection or sugar, just covering everything in a light coating.

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Now we're gonna testing. We're gonna
take the month in November off because

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we like to devote November to pie
and it's got no place on candy Chat.

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Sweet though it may be. Yep, November is more of a savory

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month. Savory. I don't nea
it. I don't know. So we'll

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see you next time we come back. So thank you once again for joining

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us for candy Chat. Thank you. I've been Tabitha Hutchinson and I'm Betty

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ever saw bye bye bye bye.
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