1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:10,400 Welcome to soft core History. Welcome back to softcore History. I'm your host 2 00:00:10,439 --> 00:00:13,839 for the week, Damn Rochester, and I'm joined as always by Jay Goldman 3 00:00:13,919 --> 00:00:18,039 in my jacket. Yeah, wearing daddy's clothes today. Hell yeah, bro, 4 00:00:18,199 --> 00:00:20,920 Hell yeah, dude, sharing clothes. I gotta get to the exact 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,239 same size as you so you can just share a closet. I'm impressed you're 6 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:28,399 going you were going gray on gray me. Yeah, no, I'm just 7 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:32,159 wearing black flannel, but it's mostly gray. It's it's black and gray. 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,280 It's black and gray, and the pants are also black. I feeling festive, 9 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,119 right. I used to rock. I used to rock that under like 10 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:42,840 a sweater or sweatshirt to like missoo that similar flannel to Maszoo games. We're 11 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,759 all black. The other voice you here, of course, is Rob Fox, 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:50,159 the Papa color in your life. Yeah, Dan's only only clothes wise, 13 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,520 the exact opposite in terms of race. Not a Papa color at all. 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,759 There's not much. There's nothing. Yeah, transparency if anything. Yeah, 15 00:00:58,799 --> 00:01:03,640 I am a translucent being from some weird like planet or swamp, whichever 16 00:01:03,719 --> 00:01:07,359 you prefer. It's a glow swamp. Yeah. Yeah, we're all coming 17 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,760 back from the holidays. You guys enjoy it. I know you left. 18 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:12,799 I had a good time. I was in Saint Louis. You know, 19 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,040 I actually spent most of Thanksgiving on the toilet, which wasn't ideal. Yeah. 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,959 I actually didn't talk this much this weekend. This is the most you've 21 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,799 talked in days. I haven't talked on all today. So this is a 22 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,760 great way to start a podcasts. You're like a monk that you dressed up 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,680 like in a couple episodes ago. It's weird when you go for a long 24 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,640 period of time without talking and then you talk. I have people over, 25 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,879 oh, Thursday, Friday, and then I just haven't talked Saturday, Sunday. 26 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:44,000 Whoa, Really, you haven't talked about tays. I guess I'd take 27 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,640 that for granted because I like live with someone, you know, right, 28 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,840 like you're talking constantly. Yeah, I'm always talking. It is funny though, 29 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,879 It's like if you spend a couple days and not talking or someone. 30 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,200 It's like if you practice like on the range, or if I'm practicing like 31 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,959 you know, if I'm like hitting balls against the wall in tennis, and 32 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,799 then I get into and actually playing some and I'm like dude, I was 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,719 fucking smoking, smoking the ball. I'm good to go, I'm fucking fresh, 34 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,640 I'm in rhythm. Whenever you're great on the ranch and golf, you 35 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:10,680 suck, yeah exactly, but rusty. And so when I'm alone, but 36 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,280 I'm still having conversations in my head constantly, right, I'm like, you 37 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,680 know, going through like hypothetical conversations, talking to myself whatever. I'm like 38 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:19,840 yeah, yeah, and then I like meet someone and I'm like, oh, 39 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:23,199 the chicken, I'll have the good chicken flake at a restaurant. Yeah, 40 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,960 like, what's yeah, that's fine. I know we started this podcast. 41 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,919 I'm like, my name is fuck damn. Yeah, no, man, 42 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:35,680 I had a good one too about a tree. It's like a I 43 00:02:35,719 --> 00:02:38,199 think it's like eight or nine feet tall, so it's tall as shit. 44 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,319 You have tall ceilings, I know, yeah, you have high ceilings. 45 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:44,319 I'm jealous. This's the one thing. I'm like, you know, we 46 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:47,919 have these ceilings, Let's fill it with a tree. There was a tree 47 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:52,240 that was one thousand dollars at the place I went. It was probably about 48 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,039 fifteen feet. You really don't realize how much your parents spent on Christmas trees 49 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,960 until you have your own place. Yeah, they ticked up a couple of 50 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,919 years ago, did they? There was a shortage inflation, there was was 51 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,240 it? Bird flew like it was during COVID and trees were just covered in 52 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,319 birds. They're like, we can charge whatever we want. People need this, 53 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:15,039 they need Christmas tree. They're gonna walk outsides and hang themselves. This 54 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,719 is like the closest thing we're doing to selling drugs right now. This year, 55 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:23,439 guys just fucking pump it, pump those numbers. Yeah. So I 56 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:25,520 had to buy an entirely new base for the tree because my current one does 57 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:29,800 not hold it up right. So I probably fucking not. Yeah, it's 58 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 like an industry. I'm pretty pumped about this tree, honestly. And we 59 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:38,080 got a We got Laura catered for Thanksgiving for ourselves. Look at you. 60 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:42,639 I spent the majority of the weekend alone and I still feel like you live 61 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,919 a sadder life than me. Why are you kidding me? He made Thanksgiving 62 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:50,159 dinner for my dogs. Yeah, an actual feast of things. My wife. 63 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,520 My wife did that. Yeah, she didn't actually do anything. Yeah. 64 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,599 It was like a sad millennial version of a Norman Rockwell painting. There's 65 00:03:57,639 --> 00:04:01,319 no children it's just two people with the three dogs, just like, Oh 66 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:06,919 yeah, I had a blast. I did, Like, I didn't do 67 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,520 a whole lot. I didn't want to. It's Thanksgiving, man, Thanksgiving 68 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,120 is the holiday of sloth I've had with my time when I have nothing to 69 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:19,360 do. How It's like I could work on the projects and things I want 70 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:24,639 to work on, but if I'm not forced to do it, it won't 71 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,120 get done. Pressure. Pressure makes you makes diamonds. Baby. Yeah. 72 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,000 I think Robert Griffin the third said that he says a lot. I think 73 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,759 he trademarked that no, everyone knows he was better after his knee exploded. 74 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,519 The pressure of having no knee. Yeah, just look at his stats before 75 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,639 and after. Really good. What I should have done this weekend, though, 76 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:49,480 is perhaps where a diary. Yeah, yeah, your diary. I 77 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:53,360 sneak into your room and read your diary when you were gone. Just start 78 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:59,519 journaling, like I just am trying to imagine what the like tone is all 79 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,959 first, after man it up by calling it a journal. As a diary, 80 00:05:01,399 --> 00:05:04,079 they're all diaries, which is fine, going with the trend. A 81 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,639 lot of people you know in the health and fitness industry, they like to 82 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:13,920 mention journaling. Journaling is honestly good exercise. It's one you journal after you 83 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,560 cold plunge. Got a cold plunge, gotta hit the sauna. The best, 84 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,959 the best, The most useful thing that I've ever that I've ever considered 85 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,680 about considering journaling is just so I could command f on the last time I 86 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,959 had a thought I'm pretty sure I had before that was insane. Yeah, 87 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,879 I'm like that just your iPhone notes app. Yeah, I could just do 88 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,360 it on my notes that be like, had a hypochondriac thought today or well, 89 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:38,480 you know whatever. I'd be like, just had this thought today, 90 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:41,560 and yeah, that's where jokes come from. Got angry about this today. 91 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,759 People don't know that, but that's where jokes come from. The notes app. 92 00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:48,120 Just like if you your last crazy thought, Yeah, that's where jokes 93 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:53,959 come from. Jokes come from drugs, jake. Drugs can lead you into 94 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:59,199 telling great stories. Then also, slothness come from drugs, mostly marijuana. 95 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,480 Sloths can be achieved without It's always like a catch twenty two. I can't 96 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,680 do it on a week, I can't do anything, but I'm my most 97 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:11,639 creative on weed. Oh man, Like, like that's a good idea, 98 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,160 I'll forget it just living in a dream you'll never remember. Yeah. No, 99 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,360 Weed's like uh oh man, that's so funny. I should write that 100 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:20,759 down. But I'm not gonna put this across the room. I'm not gonna 101 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:25,519 put down the sticks. You can, like you fucking joke, Dan. 102 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,800 I gotta kill this dragon in Harry Potter World. And I also refer to 103 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,279 myself in the third person when I take drugs. Okay, yeah, it's 104 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:36,600 part of god complex thing. Yeah yeah, uh but no, today we're 105 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:43,399 actually going to talk about the second most famous diary to maybe grace the planet. 106 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:48,000 Is it Zlata's diary? No, because I read that in grade school. 107 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:51,360 I mean we we know what number one is, right, yeah, 108 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:58,199 yeah, always, But no, We're going with the diary of Franz Schmidt. 109 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:05,920 Okay, Now, fran Schmidt was an executioner in Hafram from fifteen seventy 110 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:12,680 three to April fifteen seventy eight, and from the first of May fifteen seventy 111 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:19,480 eight until the end of sixteen seventeen as the executioner of Normberg. So real 112 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:24,600 quick, did you hear what just happened? I hate to totally infuse a 113 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,480 current event reference because we try to be evergreen, but do you hear what 114 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,920 just happened? I think in like Oklahoma, the guy was executed on death 115 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:41,000 row and he spent his last word accusing the literal executioner of spousal abuse. 116 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:46,079 That's pretty sick. Yeah, I think they might have been like grounded in 117 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:50,839 fact too, Like he was like, which the beat women, he's just 118 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:57,759 catching strays on the way out. Well, I'm saying the executioner's catching strays 119 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:00,759 while the dudes on his way out. I think the exeit Kushner is just 120 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,519 like, well, this is the first one I've never felt bad about. 121 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,079 I'm sure it never feels bad about any of them, but it's a rough 122 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,639 job. Then he actually got the guy had a death penalty for like we 123 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:13,040 used to give, you know, everyone who is executed now like today, 124 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,639 that death penalties from like twenty years ago, right thirty years ago. This 125 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:22,959 dude got the death penalty in ninety three for killing one guy in a home 126 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,920 invasion. Good that feel like death penalty worthy of you? I feel like 127 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:33,440 you want to waste millions and millions of dollars on that guy's fucking appeals and 128 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,000 appeals. No, I mean I don't believe in the death penalty just because 129 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:41,759 of that. The money is the gunk work that you have to deal with 130 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:43,960 in the legal system. But at the same time, like people say that, 131 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,600 and then I hear these stories of like, oh, this guy just 132 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,519 broke into a house and killed everyone's children, and like the way to do 133 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,519 that. I wouldn't care if he did that. I'd be like, yeah, 134 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:56,000 it's worth the money, but like check it out, though, we 135 00:08:56,039 --> 00:09:00,840 need to just run it back and just make these events sell tickets, baby, 136 00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:03,039 sell merch dude, I mean for like, monetize this. Come on, 137 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:09,240 this is the country built on capitalism. How are we not cashing in 138 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:15,480 on people dying and honestly horse thieves? Bring it back. That's a that's 139 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:16,559 a rough one. I mean, god, I feel like we used to 140 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,720 do I don't think we ever did death penalty for drugs here, but we 141 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:26,000 used to have life in prison for marijuana. Yeah, like for a certain 142 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,480 amount of it. Bring that back. No, it's like we had like 143 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,720 I think it was like over a certain amount of pot, they'd put you 144 00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:35,919 in jail for life. I'm sure a lot of those people have gotten out. 145 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,519 But check it out. What over we legal everywhere, but there's some 146 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,039 FEDS that if they catch you in the act, then you're busted. But 147 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:50,440 there's only like, let's say a hundred nationwide. Just wrote like, you 148 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,080 want to make it legal, but not if these specific hundred guys. You 149 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,600 want to make it legal, but also a sport, it's a game, 150 00:09:56,879 --> 00:09:58,799 well you want to keep the edge to it, a game of life and 151 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,759 day, right, because if we being legalized nationwide just kind of like a 152 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:07,559 thrill. Yeah right. It's like once you turn twenty one, then going 153 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,960 to the bar, you're like, oh, I'm allowed to be here. 154 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,759 Not as fun, right. I think Lucy k had a bit about that 155 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,360 in Gay Sex, where it was just like it just can't be as fun 156 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,799 now that it's totally chill. Yeah you know what I mean, Like it's 157 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:26,320 not because it's not as like ddabo. Yes, it's not a taboo. 158 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,919 You leave that, you leave that angle. I was thinking about it. 159 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,600 The last time I felt that way about drinking was probably when I went out 160 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,879 right after I got my first round of the vaccine. I was like, 161 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:37,720 I'm finally out at a bar and I'm like, oh fuck yeah, like 162 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,720 I might get six still there. I mean, the last time I got 163 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:43,519 sucked in the ass. So I was just like, man doesn't tickle like 164 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:50,399 it used to, doesn't it? Because it got destroyed the first time? 165 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,120 Yeah, got pushed all up in there. That's how it works. You 166 00:10:54,159 --> 00:11:00,240 don't even know your own anatomy. Almost robbed to a spit. Take that. 167 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,519 Yeah, it's so close. How can you know your anatomy when it 168 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:09,879 keeps being rearranged? It's impossible. So back to our boyd Fronds. Yeah, 169 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:16,080 tell me about this. He was an executioner in the late sixteenth century 170 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,480 early seventeenth century. He left a diary in which he detailed all three hundred 171 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:24,600 and sixty one executions he performed during his forty five year career. I feel 172 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:30,000 like that's low for that time. I mean he's the executioner for like a 173 00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:33,840 town, Oberg, a city at that Yeah, I thought Norremberg. But 174 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,039 he wasn't Nuremberg the whole time. No, well, he did most of 175 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,200 his career, wasn't Norremberg. Okay, yeah, I guess that is low. 176 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,320 I'm going to do years five. Yeah, so three sixty one divided 177 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:52,159 by forty five, that's like a couple of years. That's like what six 178 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,879 seven? I don't know. It just sounds like Japanese numbers, crime rates 179 00:11:54,960 --> 00:12:01,320 low, forty five, eighty year eight. This guy's working out, this 180 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,759 guy's working eight days a year, all right, But what is the population 181 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:07,440 norm breaking? Fucking fifteen hundred, fifteen hundreds? If I had to guess, 182 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:13,559 thirty to forty thousand, fight, I'll look either way. I guess 183 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:18,919 that's normal. That actually makes sense. Eighty year eighty year sounds right. 184 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,120 Yeah, I mean we were thinking of like a big city, but that's 185 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,519 not norm breaking the fifteen hundreds. Yeah, it's just a forty thousand person. 186 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:31,440 Yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's what's right. So Franz Schmidt 187 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,480 was born in fifteen fifty five and was about eighteen years old when it became 188 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:41,480 the executioner under his father's supervision in Bamberg in fifteen seventy three. Baby, 189 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,279 was it bring your kid to workday? We'll check it out his father every 190 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,000 day on Earth for millennia, is it bring your is bring your kid to 191 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:54,679 work day? Yeah? It's weird that you can't. Now, it is 192 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,320 weird that yeah, like that's not the norm. Like, no, you 193 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,919 gotta put your kid in fucking uh daycare and learn to read, and I 194 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,600 swear I'm gonna move to the fucking woods. The only reason Rob's still doing 195 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,600 this podcast is so we can pay for his children's day care, to pay 196 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:11,320 purely to pay for daycare, Like we're just successful enough for them to be 197 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:18,320 watched after which I don't really care for. Right, unsubscribed with slash softcore 198 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:24,200 history. If you don't want Rob's kids to receive an education, click that 199 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,279 unsubscribed, unsubscribe, or you can go the complete opposite route, make us 200 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:31,559 rich and famous, and then those kids become total ship hits, Yeah, 201 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:37,440 where they eschew their own education. Yeah, and I think that's the move. 202 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:39,559 I would prefer that. Actually, now that we're talking it out, 203 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:45,039 I'm glad we are brainstorming allowed Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's 204 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:48,000 more fun for my kids. It's like an inception, right, Like you 205 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:52,120 want them to think they had the idea you want. You don't want other 206 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,840 people to make my children's destitute. You want them to make themselves destitute. 207 00:13:54,919 --> 00:14:01,519 Right, it's actually funnier. Yeah, they did it. They did themselves. 208 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:09,120 They did it themselves. So his father actually became executioner out of no 209 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,960 choice of his own. What you got made to be. Yeah, the 210 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,519 old man was a woodcutter who was forced to perform an execution when he was 211 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,600 just a bystander in an execution. Hey hey, ax man, get over 212 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:24,120 here. You cut wood? Why don't you cut this head off? That 213 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,320 sounds like a middle Middle Medieval version of like a story you hear about like 214 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:31,320 football coach, you saw me talking bodies a hail on Paul's truck and said, 215 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,000 hey, bot, you can play all fans line. They say, 216 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:39,639 I know I'm into anafail. It's Forest Gump. It's Forest Gump running through 217 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:45,759 Alabama's practice kind of. Uh So, the stigma of being an executioner was 218 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:52,039 not great. It wasn't a highly revered job, wasn't. Uh yeah, 219 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,159 killing your neighbors isn't uh highly looked up. Two things. They were kind 220 00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:01,080 of a social outcast while still being publics events. They made a lot of 221 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,000 money too. They made a good chunk of change. That's good. That's 222 00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:07,360 good. If you're gonna, like I know, working for the government, 223 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,159 you're supposed to get paid dog shit, I bet you. There are these 224 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:16,919 fucking like middle Middle Medieval like libtards that had stupid shirts like that said like 225 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:24,679 a ea b all executioners are bastards, fucking probably, yeah, yeah, 226 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:31,080 they're just fucking so I support the thin black line. So thin god, 227 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,399 yeah, thin black line is pretty good for executioners. I can't beat that. 228 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:41,000 So five years later, fifteen seventy eight, Franz secured the post as 229 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:46,720 executioner of Normberg. He married the chief executioners daughter in Normburg, Maria Beck. 230 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,639 Keep it in the family, you know, the kid that they are 231 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,799 gonna make is just gonna be so damn good. It's swinging a fucking axe 232 00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:56,960 or pulling a guilty in string, right, And he became the chief executioner 233 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:02,840 after his father in law. So I guess they have like multiple executioners. 234 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,279 So like maybe eighty year makes sense, makes way more sense now, yeah, 235 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,320 yeah, multiple. I mean you can't just be swinging constantly. That's 236 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,559 like I guarantee you look out like I don't know, fifteen twenty years. 237 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,120 Remember you remember David Lee, NBA player of Florida Players. He's married to 238 00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:25,480 a fucking now ex professional tennis player. So he's a seven foot NBA player 239 00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:32,200 married a fucking female tennis player. There's gonna be either a girl who's like 240 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:37,759 six' three six' five or a boy who's like six' ten who 241 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:41,799 is just going to set a tennis world on fire or be very mediocre at 242 00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:45,440 basketball. They have pretty good choices. Yeah, pretty good. But you 243 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,600 know, fine, fine at basketball, good college player, Yeah yeah, 244 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:51,919 yeah, like they will be serviceable off the bench. David Lee was great. 245 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,320 I'm just saying, I don't know if their kid's gonna be killed and 246 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,360 literally joke him sing his mom was like a supermodel and his dad was like 247 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:02,639 a really tall tennis I mean, just say, Christian McCaffrey the best example. 248 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,440 Yeahs an nflay mom is I loved Ed McCaffrey as a kid. Oh 249 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,200 yeah, everyone did, every white kid, but Christian's way better. Ed's 250 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,279 underrated, but yes, Christian is is way better for sure, and also 251 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,720 a better example for the future of this evergreen content. He's going to make 252 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,960 more of an impact in the NFL than David Lee made in the NBA. 253 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:26,640 Well, obviously, although he Christian McCaffrey. I do believe it. David 254 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,440 Lee won an NBA championship with the Warriors. He got one with the Dubs 255 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,119 or was he too early? No, he was there with the Dubs. 256 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,720 He did however, miss the Gators by one year, he left it, 257 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,400 he graduated, and then they started they won. Yeah. So, throughout 258 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,400 his career as an executioner, Franz Schmidt also had a side job as a 259 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:48,599 healer. Okay, according to Joel Harrington, a historian who authored an account 260 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,480 of his life. So they ended up turning this diary into a book you 261 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,240 can buy now or rents out a library if you so choose, if you're 262 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,200 into that sort of thing. Yeah, libraries. The library actually is. 263 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,279 And let's poss Let's be honest. If you're a podcast listener, the last 264 00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:11,079 thing you're doing is reading books. I don't think that's true. If you're 265 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,680 a podcast host here, you're not reading a book. Yeah, Jake read 266 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,440 one book this year, and he's told everyone, h I think I've read 267 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,400 one book in the last five years. I think I read two this year. 268 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,000 Actually, no, what was it? It was Cormick McCarthy, but 269 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,559 it wasn't No Country, it was no Blood Brian. And then there goes 270 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:32,319 on and on about Blood Meridio. You know, Blood Meridian is a good 271 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,920 book because of a lot of reasons. I'll start with the first one. 272 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:41,000 So Schmid's own estimate of patient seeking medical advice amounted to fifteen thousand consultations. 273 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:48,599 So yeah, he had anss little sad gig just like hey, rubs and 274 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,920 dirt on it. I mean, you know, whiches were the same way 275 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,319 at the time, right they would do they just assume heally is kill you. 276 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:56,880 Well, here's the thing, right, that's totally I gotta feel like 277 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,640 the healer move is probably a balance of the scales in his mind too, 278 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,599 Right, It's like for everyone to take out I'm gonna help like two. 279 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,880 You know. That's how he does the mental math and the compartmentalization of that. 280 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:14,480 Yeah, so that that checks to me. Yeah, so fathered seven 281 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:18,119 children and on his salary on par with these cities wealthy asturists allowed him to 282 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,799 have a spacious residence and so he's rich, but they think he's trash. 283 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,240 Yeah, yeah, they just don't like him because that's really funny. He's 284 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:32,920 like he's new money, blue collar money. He's like a contractor, gross, 285 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:36,920 like a rich contractor. That reminds me of my favorite scene in Major 286 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,559 League when Tom Bearinger is like having drinks with these fancy Cleveland people and they're 287 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:48,039 like, h real professional bashball it was like the mid eighties. By the 288 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:53,279 way, we made our money in concrete, Like, oh, good money 289 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:57,519 in baseball. He's like, well, actually make the league minimum. But 290 00:19:57,519 --> 00:20:02,160 the league minimum at the time in the eighties was like in the mid one 291 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,519 hundred, like six figures, which in the mid eighties is a ton of 292 00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:08,559 money. Yeah, and they're like, oh, I went very well. 293 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:15,599 Thing sounds like king. I was like, you know those Cleveland Tis with 294 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:23,759 their yeah fucking tuxedo tracking, Yeah, all that denim. How can you 295 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:30,200 afford such a nice denim? So he ended up retiring in sixteen seventeen. 296 00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:34,680 He began a new lucrative career as a medical consultant, and uh yeah, 297 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,920 he lived a pretty good life and he somehow even shook the social stigma, 298 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,519 uh because he was just universally liked in the town. Oh okay, so 299 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:47,400 he was like, hey, you know what that oh that guy who caught 300 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,000 up the innocent girl's head, Like, I know we're talking shit on it, 301 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:52,359 but I talked to the other day. Like I didn't want to, 302 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,519 but I talked to the other day. Also, a nice squad. You 303 00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:57,240 know, you see someone do the same job for long enough, you start 304 00:20:57,319 --> 00:21:02,880 just appreciating that they're the same, right. He became a revered member of 305 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:10,880 the local establishment, widely respected for his steadfastness. He was just really good 306 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,400 with the sword, just like he only he's one cut and done. There's 307 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,079 got something to be said for. Like, oh, dude, I went 308 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:23,880 to an execution in Dussel Dwarf and that guy three hacks every and every neck 309 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,880 three hacks. I just I mean, they were alive. We call him 310 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,440 three pete. Yeah, Peter, his name's Peter. We call him three 311 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,160 pete. I mean, and they were alive until the third one. It 312 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:37,759 was bad. That's actually where Scorsese got Tommy two time from. He needed 313 00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:42,839 to two hacks every time. Yeah. No, I it's gotta be. 314 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,680 You gotta be the most hated person on earth if you're like the three swing 315 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:49,720 executioner. Oh my god. I was like, dude, we didn't even 316 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:53,279 like that. That guy was a child molester. But gets bad. Yeah, 317 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,319 it's like in the It's like the scene in the Green Mile, It's 318 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:57,480 like, I get it, like he was a piece of ship, but 319 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:02,559 Jesus Christ, but the sponge on Yeah, like good lord, Yeah, 320 00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:07,079 it's and I honestly I do I'm pretty sure that was a thing because I 321 00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:15,440 think man William, maybe it was Raleigh someone not Francis Drake, but some 322 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:19,759 British explore. He eventually ended up getting executed, and he was like swinging 323 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:22,440 true boy or some shit like that, because he was just like, don't 324 00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:26,079 fuck this up. That's why they made the guillotine. Yeah, because the 325 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:30,480 guillotine was fuck up proof. Well for the first couple of rounds. Yeah, 326 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,960 yeah, it wore out. You had to sharpen it. But yeah, 327 00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:37,880 no, there's a story from a while back to you where I got 328 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,400 I don't know what time period, but like I think it's during the French 329 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,960 Revolution and someone's like which one, right, I don't know, but the 330 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,480 big one and which big one? The first one is the big one, 331 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:53,400 the big one, the big one. But around be like hey, hey, 332 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:57,759 you're doing that bad or something like that. It might not even been 333 00:22:57,759 --> 00:23:00,160 the French Revolution, might have been before that, but yeah, they were 334 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,480 like you're doing this bad. Like he wasn't dead yet and he's like kill 335 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:07,880 me already. Yeah. It's like, can you imagine getting like shit talked 336 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,839 by the person you're trying to execute. They're just like you all, I 337 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:17,400 mean I've you know, I've seen a recent bedheading video of course in the 338 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:22,119 last like fifteen twenty years or whatever, and like, it's a process, 339 00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:26,160 it's processed. Well, yeah, you watched the fucking like isis box cutter 340 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,799 version of it? Yeah, the machete or whatever. Yeah, it's the 341 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:33,720 process. It's not easy trust it sometimes. I didn't trust that process for 342 00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:38,759 one second. So he lived out until sixteen thirty four. So he lived 343 00:23:38,759 --> 00:23:42,880 a long life until about seventy nine. So good life in that great fifteen 344 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:48,880 sixteen hundreds, great life, rich, steady work. Just don't zoom in 345 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,119 on the work part. Well loved, Well, we're going to zoom in 346 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:56,400 the big family. He details the work. Yeah, so this episode is 347 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,440 all about showing the work. You got to show the work. You have 348 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,960 to. You can't just give the answer like, oh, this guy had 349 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:07,279 a pretty sick life the end. That's how I feel about most people's just 350 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,599 views on anything nowadays. I'm just like, I feel like you can't show 351 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:15,839 your work, Like I feel like you're giving an answer, but you can't 352 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:18,559 show your work. I think that's my biggest problem. That kind of makes 353 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:22,799 sense, It makes perfect sense. We're idiots. Yeah, we're all moron. 354 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,480 Nobody reads like myself. I just kind of outed myself. But I 355 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:30,119 mean, you knew that you read every day, that you read every day. 356 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,359 The idea that people don't read is insane. People don't read books. 357 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,039 Yes, people read constantly. They read more than they ever have. I 358 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,400 read headlines. That that's reading. You have to read the headline. You 359 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,680 get information. Yeah, it's not like. It's not like Twitter just Poplar 360 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:48,440 like and you have a news app. It just flashes images at you all 361 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:51,759 day. Yeah, like, yeah, I know, they keep my eyes 362 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:56,720 open like clockwork, aren't. Yeah, it's like news did now current It's 363 00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:59,920 just like a series of lights and sounds. Oh shit, that's just TV. 364 00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:04,759 So Schmidt executed criminals by rope, by sword, by breaking wheel. 365 00:25:06,559 --> 00:25:11,200 All right, well that's a bit different transition into modern entity. So yeah, 366 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,920 he would, you know, sometimes you have ahead them. Sometimes he'd 367 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,160 have to hang them. Sometimes he'd have to just slowly cut all their skins. 368 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,839 He had to break their soul. Sometimes he just made their skeleton as 369 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:30,200 long as possible. Ye, by burning and by drowning. Drowning. Now, 370 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:37,400 the wheel was reserved for severely violent criminals. So any murderers, anybody 371 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,720 that's kind of going on a rampage, you getting the wheel right. Burnings 372 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:51,000 were, of course for homosexuals and counterfeiters one of the same. What is 373 00:25:51,039 --> 00:26:00,319 counterfeiting but witchcraft it's trickery. And what is homosexual intercourse but counter fitting? 374 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:06,599 Yeah, that's not a vagina, that's as a counterfeit vagina. That's that's 375 00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:11,039 or a counterfeit wiener. Remember I think it was in the Roman sexuality episode 376 00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:15,279 we did. They were like a lesbians had like giant clips that were counterfeit 377 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,799 wieners. Basically yea had sex toys. What didn't they have a stick full 378 00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:22,039 of bees? There's something like that. Uhh yeah, you put bees inside 379 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:26,640 of fucking tube. Yeah. If you're carving a dildo out of wood, 380 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,640 that you gotta kind of figure out the splinter problem. You sand it, 381 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,200 I think you sand it, Yeah, then you probably coat it. You 382 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:40,440 wax it. Yeah with it, you sand it, you wax it olive 383 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,759 oil problem solved. Ain't that hard to fucking dildo yourself in ancient times? 384 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,880 No? And you just filled the reservoir with bees? Yeah? Yeah. 385 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:55,200 And drowning, of course, was for women that committed infanticide. I'm down 386 00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:00,720 with that. I know, postpartum and all that stuff, but man, 387 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,200 we could actually get into an entire episode on the the myths that exists now, 388 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,799 Like I'll say this, I'm down with it if if it wasn't postpartum, 389 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,880 if it was just a crazy bitch killing an infant, I'm down with 390 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,319 that. If it was postpartum, not not so down with it. Well, 391 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:21,400 we have like actual like fairy tale lore that kind of is spun up 392 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,400 from postpartum depression that maybe he's just very your child, yeah, and replacing 393 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,400 it. He was dunking her head down, he was rebaptizing her clean nursul 394 00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:33,480 it got too clean. Like, oh, this woman had to leave her 395 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:36,880 child in the woods because the fairies replaced it. It's a counterfeit and like 396 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,319 that's how you explained away if she couldn't do it. Yeah, yeah, 397 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,640 like that, and it's a sad reality. Just drop it off at the 398 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,559 convent. God let it grow up to be a church slave. Yeah. 399 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,240 So people ended up finding his diary after he died, even had an autograph 400 00:27:56,319 --> 00:28:00,440 in it. He just kind of signed off on it. Oh he's oh 401 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,119 that's not an autograph. That's like signing your book. Yeah, like I 402 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,920 wrote this, Yeah, and now I'm dead. You think he ended his 403 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,200 diary with the end. You can buy this now. Yeah, it has 404 00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:15,559 all whatever, three hundred and sixty one execution so oh he notes them all, 405 00:28:15,599 --> 00:28:17,799 you know, it's about all of them. It's like Johann Vaz, 406 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:22,880 a very noted boy, and he got Seville. This guy's neck was so 407 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,319 thick. I didn't think I could do it. Oh boy, Well, 408 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:32,480 the first entry is actually pretty short. It's just a linehard to Russ of 409 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,640 Zon, a thief executed with the rope at the city of Steinik. Was 410 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,039 my first execution quick hanging. Yeah, you know, you got to kind 411 00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:45,599 of like ease into it. He's not your first execution. Can't be on 412 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,359 the wheel, no no, no, no, no, that's deep end 413 00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:52,559 trying to have somebody's first start. With the Super Bowl, I read somewhere 414 00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:56,920 that if you dive from hanging by execution, you get a boner. There's 415 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:02,039 something about the way it now your neck and like creates pressure in your brain. 416 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,200 Oh that like you get a boner. If you get hung. There's 417 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,839 no blood going to your head anymore. It's rushing down. It's like it's 418 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,319 like a cockering for the rest of your body, like your family is there 419 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:17,200 watching. Doesn't sound that bad then made to watch? Yeah, it's just 420 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,160 like shit, you're pooping and having a boner at the same time. Do 421 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:26,599 you salute the boner you're falling? Yeah? I think if I, if 422 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:32,680 I remember publicly hung tomorrow, I would like Rory to JFK Junior salute in 423 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,720 his little outfit as you just rock Dick went up and nit broke rolled down 424 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:42,440 my pants and yeah, my neck's broken. I can't imagine it's a strong 425 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,480 boner. Maybe it's super strong. What if it's the strongest? Yeah, 426 00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:51,599 what if like right before you die, you're like, damn, good dick 427 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:56,279 day. Fuck yeah, blast a little bit. That's a good thought to 428 00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:59,400 have as you die. Good day, great dick day. Yeah. I 429 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,319 couldn't have asked any better. So I couldn't find all of the entries, 430 00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:07,160 obviously having to buy the book, which we're not. I'm not doing that. 431 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:08,440 No, no, I was gonna buy the e book, but then 432 00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:12,799 it wasn't available. I don't know how an ebook could be unavailable out of 433 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:18,359 stock? Are you kidding? And it just told me like places I could 434 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:21,160 get it. I could go to the fucking library downtown in Austin and get 435 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,319 the e book, the real book, I I they're sending you because there 436 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:27,559 was an author that you know, took the diary and kind of made it 437 00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:32,160 his own thing. Yeah, we like add notes to it and ship yeah, 438 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:37,680 and gave context and translated it. Obviously, everyone's fuctionerry dude, content 439 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,200 aggregators. Yeah, sad, all of them, including ourselves. So I'm 440 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:48,640 just gonna kind of read some random entries that I found perfect love that, 441 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:51,160 just to kind of give you a sense at the time, a sense of 442 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:56,599 his job, a sense of what was going on in Germany in the fifteen 443 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:02,960 hundred, sixteen hundreds. So July it would have been roughly the same time 444 00:31:03,119 --> 00:31:07,640 as when King James got a horny for those witch trials that were in Germany 445 00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:11,960 and then they spread to Denmark, and then King James was like, we 446 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,680 need some we need that sounds dopeys Almost the exact same time. July twenty 447 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:29,839 eighth, fifteen ninety. Frederick Stigler from Normberg, a coppersmith, an executioner's 448 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:38,160 assistant. He is being brought on the charges of having accusations against some citizens 449 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:45,079 wives that they were witches. Oh damn. So he is now being brought 450 00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:53,519 to trial for accusing people of being witches wrongly because they were druids. Ooh, 451 00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:56,880 he knew it. By their side, however, he wittingly did them 452 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,039 wrong. Also said that they gave magic spells to people. Likewise for having 453 00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:08,720 threatened his brother be hanged but terror Peter Lyon on account of which threat He 454 00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:14,480 had appeared before the Court of Bamberg several years ago, but was begged off 455 00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:20,000 lastly for having a second wife during the life of his first wife and a 456 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:23,400 third wife during the life of his second after the death of his first, 457 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,599 so he kind of had some overlap between his dead wives. I guess you 458 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,400 can't marry otherwise while you have a wife. Pretty common rule. Yeah, 459 00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:36,559 you know, polygamy not not legal in most places most of the time. 460 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:42,720 Executed with the sword here out of mercy. You got beheaded for that. 461 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,920 What do you just do? Like, had too many wives and accused of 462 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,519 people, accused a bunch of people being witches. I feel like that should 463 00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:54,480 be that's a proper I think he actually correspond to having somebody accuse you of 464 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,559 being a witch, because then if you are found to be a witch. 465 00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:00,359 You're gonna die. Yeah, You're gonna die bad. Yeah. I also 466 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,839 got to think to you, like, it's not a big town, not 467 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,559 the biggest place in the world. It's like, all right, you have 468 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,559 all the wives, and you're killing other people's wives, right, Like first 469 00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:10,640 everyone's gonna know you got extra wives. By the way, how do you 470 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:15,960 not figure that out? Like now where you can just have a secret family, 471 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:21,880 can't you even do that anymore? That's specific? Oh, I just 472 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:27,079 picked a town. Yeah, old, multiple homes on old O'Neil Street. 473 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,519 I don't understand how people pull that off. Maybe your name is Sarah, 474 00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:37,759 you have a daughter, daughter, you always wanted. Let's go hang out 475 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:44,119 once a weekend. Yeah, tell the wife you have diarrhea and you're sick 476 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,519 on Thanksgiving to podcast? Yeah yeah yeah. I got two jobs, so 477 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,799 much work. I don't know how anyone works that hard at a lot. 478 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:57,920 You're Oh, I don't understand how people talk to multiple love interests at a 479 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,920 time. Oh, I know several people. I know one other job. 480 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:06,119 I know one person who is a pathological liar who did that, and then 481 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,119 I know someone who had that done to them. I remember even being on 482 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,079 the data and apps. I'm like, I know two people who are overwhelming. 483 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,880 Yeah, I can't talk to more than four people. It's like hello, 484 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,239 hello, and they're all on original assholes too. Women suck. Wait 485 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,599 what are you referring to? You know one of the people who we know 486 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:28,599 who had that knocked them, But I know someone who you don't know who 487 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,719 had that done to them. This is the We both know a guy who 488 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,159 had that done to them, But I know a girl who also had done 489 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,199 them with a guy was just like her boyfriend. She had a whole ass 490 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,039 other relationship. And then I know a guy who did that too. Two 491 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:45,400 chicks come on names album. But like it is, there's no reason to 492 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,559 tell the story if you can't say the name. No, But I was 493 00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:50,920 just wondering the context of what you were talking about. Oh, I know 494 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,400 another person that happened to fuck dude, I know like so many people. 495 00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:58,559 This happened to way too many people. How the fuck do you do that? 496 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,119 You gonna be a lunatic. There's just a lot of work, man, 497 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,840 it's too much works, too much time on their hands. Get a 498 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,239 real job, get a hobby, get a hobby, get a fuck your 499 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:15,239 hobby with rudes. Your hobby is being loved you fucking thick fuck. Yeah, 500 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:20,039 you know what jerk off? Jerk off, jerk off that has big 501 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:25,000 I don't jerk off energy. Yeah, you have multiple families just because you 502 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:30,320 can't jerk off kind of right, Yeah, gott to pop off. It 503 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,320 sounds all of your issues. You immediately don't care about anything post not clarity. 504 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,320 This is a bad idea. Pick up the sticks man. There should 505 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:43,039 be truly, like before every major test in high school, maybe seventh grade 506 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:45,320 on, every boy should have to go into the bathroom and jerk off. 507 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,400 So you're just like, I'm not I don't care, I don't care about 508 00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:52,239 Yeah, just I want to do this test now. Yeah. Yeah. 509 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,119 Honestly, in a NFL huddle or a college footballhuddle, yeah, the quarterback 510 00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:59,679 should just get the jerk off for a big play. Fourth and ten five 511 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:04,000 seconds left on the clock. At your own Jalen Milroe probably jacked off. 512 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:10,920 It's a they take a j O t O yeah joto. November sixth, 513 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:19,320 fifteen ninety five, Hans Secret from Paulingen nearnin Mark, a farm hen who 514 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:27,920 murdered a tailor named Summerstein at the sundern with a fence post. What. 515 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:35,480 Oh, well, I mean there's not great ways to die. Then explain 516 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:42,719 there's so many that aren't just beating because I'm imagining something. Yeah, he 517 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,559 doesn't really go into detail either way, Like if you're gonna keep a diary, 518 00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:47,239 at least tell us, did you spike the man? Which did you 519 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,639 bash the man? Wait? So did he did he? Oh? Did 520 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,400 he impale the man? Wait? I mean like Vladstone did he? I'm 521 00:36:54,440 --> 00:37:00,360 sorry he executed this guy with the fence poe? Now guy killed someone or 522 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,840 murder rights? Okay, what the person is? All right? Sorry, 523 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:08,199 I go either way. That's a lot of work. Yeah, like you 524 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,239 know, big fence posts are that's hard. Yeah, are probably not that 525 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,559 big then probably smaller people, that's true. All the fences are only five 526 00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:21,159 feet you just hop them. Yeah, it was a land of dolls. 527 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,360 Yeah, all the all the ceilings are six ft high. Yeah, be 528 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:29,400 banging your head left and right. Giants. We'd be giants then, I 529 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,599 mean, honestly, you probably executed for being giants even being back home and 530 00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:39,079 Saint Louis's weak or whatever. Like our house was built in the late twenties. 531 00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:44,800 I think it's just it's a it's bigger than my house I currently live 532 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:49,199 in, but it's just so everything so small. Yeah, everything is so 533 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,159 it's more square footage, but more rims. Yeah, like smaller rooms. 534 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:58,719 Yeah yeah, but even the doorways like height and with like everything. Dude, 535 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,599 I look at old houses all the time when and I'm like, how 536 00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:02,880 do they move shit in here? I don't get anything. I just like 537 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,199 the architects are like, no one could ever be two hundred and fifty pounds. 538 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:12,480 Yeah, that's really it, dude. They didn't believe in gains. 539 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,280 They didn't believe in the fucking word kind of games either way, gains games 540 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,840 as it's all mass baby executed here with the sword whipped all the way until 541 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,960 he knelt down. So he went out like go birch. Oh. So 542 00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:32,719 he was just like whoa please, I didn't mean the full this man on 543 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,960 the fucking ledge, heads down, head down, buddy, O god, 544 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:45,559 being executed just so much like a drink wh yesterid so like a lot of 545 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,760 just the thought of being executed as creating this internal dread. Oh that's grim 546 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,280 though, Like he's just like you're just like, oh boy, that's a 547 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,719 lot some of these, he kind of like marks the number of which execution 548 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:04,480 is for him. So this is two ninety November, not the wh boy, 549 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:08,000 This is after what boy did. Another guy, Hans Ziggler Okay, 550 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:13,599 threatened to burn down the houses of friends and guardians for refusing him money. 551 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,639 If you don't give me money, I'm gonna burn your house down. You 552 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:21,360 get murdered, you get executed for that. He uh squandered all of it 553 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:25,679 on women and prostitutes. We threatened to burn people's houses down, but he 554 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,440 didn't. Well he's a nut job. They're just like, get this man 555 00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:34,159 off the streets. I mean, do you kill them? Is option one 556 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,800 into the grave? Well, this is awkward. It's not a prison, 557 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:42,039 yeah, or I don't know, like a place to exile people. No, 558 00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:49,400 I had it with the sword. I'm a favor for what favor? 559 00:39:49,639 --> 00:39:52,119 What's the favorite? Families? Like this guy keeps cout around. Could you 560 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:55,480 please just know those guys clearly down bad. It spent all his money on 561 00:39:55,559 --> 00:40:00,440 prostitutes. So it's just like, hey man, I think it's it's a 562 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,880 street. Leaving Earth is like leaving the party. It's like, hey man, 563 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,159 I think it's just time for you to go home, like you just 564 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,880 return. You're just a little drunk, you know what I mean. I 565 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,159 think it's time to go home. We'll see you in the afterlife, all 566 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,719 right. I just think you've had a little too much life. Or the 567 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,440 guy comes in like, hey, I kind of blew it, can you 568 00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:23,719 uh you know, yeah, real quick time, I guess yeah, Oh 569 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,239 for sure, dog, I got you living, baby, Yeah, and 570 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:34,840 die and then try to fix those lessons you learned. January sixteenth, sixteen 571 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,800 sixteen. Two women let out on a cart. One was the maid who 572 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,559 was a servant to young mistress Mom Ploban vun Plobin, Yes, the Unplovn 573 00:40:45,639 --> 00:40:51,519 family of Numberg. She attacked her mistress and murdered her in bed by night 574 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:57,360 in her sleep. For this, she was twice nipped with red hot tongs 575 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,400 in each arm as she let out on the cart. Then her head was 576 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:06,599 struck off and fixed on the gallows and her body thrown into the pit. 577 00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:14,760 The other was a wife whose husband committed murder and ran away, but she 578 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,239 helped them, stealing and carrying off the goods. She was beheaded also and 579 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:23,079 buried. It was snowing heavily. Why was the first excuse it again, 580 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000 did they they took out a piece of her arm with red hot No, 581 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,880 no, they kind of stuck her with tongs and both red hot tongs in 582 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,119 both arms as she's being let out, and then they got rid of her 583 00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:38,519 head. And that was for murdering. Well, look, you can't murdering 584 00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:44,760 and sleep, so that's kind of justified. And you can't let the pores 585 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:49,840 know that they can just go and hurt the I mean that requires an extra 586 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,320 level of punishments. And then this other girl that you know, two for 587 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:59,599 one kind of a bogo deal. She was just present while her husband kind 588 00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:04,800 of didn't murder somebody, but she did steal stuff when the guy was dead, 589 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,039 so she's gotta go. Yeah, but her husband kind of left her. 590 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:14,400 Yeah, husband bailed. Well that's kind of a Well, we can't 591 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,559 get him, so we're gonna get you, right, Best of luck, 592 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:24,039 Frau line h here's a entry, Uh just says. 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I'm sure there's like a 715 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:21,000 minute where they were like what, yeah, I'm just a head. I 716 00:50:21,079 --> 00:50:25,000 mean, the the sort of apocryphal tale is that they picked up Marie Antoinette's 717 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,039 head, slapped her in the face, like, yeah, bitch, fucking 718 00:50:30,599 --> 00:50:34,199 yeah, they bitch didn't even do anything to us. Yeah, and she 719 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,079 looked offended after the slap. That is the sword of tail. I mean, 720 00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,880 yeah, that's what you get for being thirteen and sent off to another 721 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,119 country be married against you. Will you fucking cut fucking bitch. We gotta 722 00:50:45,159 --> 00:50:51,119 show you. We really got to do the French Revolution the dumbest it's I 723 00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:53,840 don't it's so it's such an interestingly taught thing, like I remember being taught 724 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,239 at several times. I even't took a class in college, but like it 725 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,480 was always just like this, and it never really captured the insanity of it 726 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:06,360 correctly. It was then this happened. Then this happened, This happened. 727 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,559 It's very was ever like and this is why mobs are bad. It was 728 00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:14,679 just almost like anthropological, like it happened to another species on another planet. 729 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,519 I think that's one of the problems with history. But he thinks they keep 730 00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:22,239 doing it. I know, yeah, they just well, I mean like 731 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,880 that. I think that's one of the bigger issues with the way history can 732 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,639 be taught to It is looked at from this lens of like it's another group 733 00:51:28,679 --> 00:51:31,440 of people that was so far long ago, like it's not even people anymore. 734 00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:34,800 You know, it's like, no, put yourself in those shoes. 735 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,119 The only it's like, the only two ways you look at history is just 736 00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:42,320 like, well, obviously we're kind choose right mm, because people will be 737 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,480 like, oh wow, slavery, it was so evil and it wasn't that 738 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:50,159 long ago, like pay us now, right? No, No, I 739 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,000 I think people give us reparations because slavery wasn't that long ago, and the 740 00:51:54,079 --> 00:52:00,400 effect of the economy or like the potential earnings of totally yeah, the familiar. 741 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,440 Well although well but at the same time they'll be like, oh the 742 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:07,599 you know, something that was probably closer to us, but that was so 743 00:52:07,679 --> 00:52:09,199 long ago. Yeah, but yeah whatever, Oh well do you really count 744 00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:14,519 that? Bro? History is subjective, yeah, well, and everyone just 745 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,199 draws arbitrary lines. But it is funny like in learning a lot of stuff 746 00:52:17,559 --> 00:52:22,079 in history, especially grade school and like updut even high school history, because 747 00:52:22,079 --> 00:52:23,599 either one or two things, you're either kind of told to look at it 748 00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:29,760 as like those people so long ago, or you know, especially in like 749 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,639 American history, if you don't look at it as like, oh, yeah 750 00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:35,440 that was weird and we'd obviously never do that. Now we're a much smut. 751 00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:37,559 Now we're like and now the other part of it is like, oh 752 00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:44,239 yeah, George Washington, Yeah, there is that element to it too. 753 00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:47,760 That's very American history, though, oh yeah, yeah, Like I don't 754 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:52,000 know how many. I'm sure there's other countries that do that. The Greeks 755 00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:55,679 do that actually a lot, with the Eastern Roman Empire. They think that 756 00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,800 that is a bigger focus of of their history, that's from what I've read, 757 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,000 than even like ancient Greece. They're like, oh, yeah, we're 758 00:53:05,039 --> 00:53:07,199 the most powerful cook because ancient Greece was never the most powerful country on Earth, 759 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,920 but the Eastern Roman Empire, and that was a Greek empire. It 760 00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:14,400 was the most powerful country on earth for as long as America has been around. 761 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,960 And America's only been the most powerful country on Earth for seventy years. 762 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,039 Yeah, it's it's not been a long time. Really. I always found 763 00:53:21,079 --> 00:53:23,320 that, like having to do the state history in school, two hundred years 764 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,159 a good run. That's Clemson, you know what I mean, that's Clemson 765 00:53:27,199 --> 00:53:35,800 football. There you go. America is like Georgia. America's Yeah, the 766 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,280 Greeks don't like claim Alexander. Really they do, they learned all that stuff, 767 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,320 but they I just say they have. They have a much bigger focus 768 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,320 on the Eastern Roman Empire, which get there. It's like a nice little 769 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,800 crossover too. You get the fucking Egyptians, you know everything. Yeah, 770 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,639 but he wasn't really the great episode. He's Macedonian. M Yeah, that's 771 00:53:54,679 --> 00:54:00,559 Greek. Look to us Ish, Yeah, it's all Greek, and yeah, 772 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,639 Hondura. But if you ask, like the general public, who Brownsfield 773 00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:07,639 text, just tell us where was Alexander the Great from? I think the 774 00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,559 majority of the population could say Greece. I think they would say Rome. 775 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,280 It'd be either who do you do you think you get more Romes or massive 776 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,440 hunts Rome? Yeah? I think so way more Rome. Yeah, nobody's 777 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:23,480 you would get one out of every one hundred. People would say, that's 778 00:54:23,559 --> 00:54:28,679 funny. It's like if you're on family Feud and you're just like, all 779 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:34,840 right, give us Macedonia and his aunt. But that's a correct answer. 780 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,800 But no one, no one, not based on that. It's the survey. 781 00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:42,039 Yeah, survey says we really do have to man on the street, 782 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,599 we should do a history fan of family feud. You're like yeah, we 783 00:54:45,599 --> 00:54:47,639 should do family feud, but we shouldn't do man on the street, man 784 00:54:47,679 --> 00:54:52,079 the street. No, no, no, no no, But family feud 785 00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:53,800 is the man on the streets. Yeah, go to ask people. Yeah, 786 00:54:54,199 --> 00:54:59,599 we get the answers, all right. March twenty second, his two 787 00:54:59,679 --> 00:55:04,599 hundred ninety fifth execution. So I'm guessing this is around sixteen sixteen. Uh. 788 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:10,239 Leonard door Line, a man of Coltruthe executed because he threatened him warn 789 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,639 people he would burn their houses down. I guess it was a problem. 790 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,599 Well all right, Actually, to be fair, there ain't exactly a fucking 791 00:55:19,679 --> 00:55:22,320 fire department if a house catches fire, which, by the way, like 792 00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:27,360 everything's a townhouse in a city. Yeah, that's a real last threat. 793 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,880 I mean that he didn't do anything, So I'm not totally sold on the 794 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,559 execution, But like, threatening to burn a house down in a city is 795 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,480 the problem? Threatening to burn a city down, Yeah, it's you might 796 00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:44,159 ruin the entire I mean, what is the old tale from the Chicago fire, 797 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:49,519 Missus O'Leary's cow kicked over a lamp and a thousand people died. That's 798 00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:53,480 fane Is that cow is just like being a cow? It's the second next 799 00:55:53,519 --> 00:55:57,159 famous cow. Yeah. Next thing, you know, a fucking baby's well 800 00:55:57,199 --> 00:56:01,239 done and it's fucking crib ninety blocks away. Yeah, it's called Revenge of 801 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,960 the Cow. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, how do you like it? 802 00:56:05,159 --> 00:56:07,639 Now? Motherfucker? Do you like being scharborld? It's bad. When 803 00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,599 his sentence was read to him, he said he was willing to die, 804 00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:16,559 but asked as a favor, could he fence and fight four of the guards 805 00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:20,880 on his way out? Did they grant this? Sick No, of course 806 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,559 not. Can I can I go down swinging? No, it's just like, 807 00:56:25,039 --> 00:56:29,840 oh, come on, old sport, on more more round please? 808 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,320 Well, I mean he was insane and he had an insane last request. 809 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,800 I think it is insane to be like, you know what, I stand 810 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,039 by the burning down. I said, that'd be so sick if there was 811 00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:43,800 a state in the US, because you know how that there's a dude a 812 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,199 dude every couple of years. It's like, I mean, there was the 813 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,960 one famous guy that was like, I choose firing squad. Yeah, it'd 814 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,960 be sweet if some state just still accidentally had trial by combat on the books, 815 00:56:53,920 --> 00:57:00,000 just put and you just had like some like the most originalist judge possible 816 00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:04,519 bull is just like it is written, so it shattered. Be this is 817 00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:07,079 not a living document. We must do it this way. Yeah. No, 818 00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:09,920 but like and then some guy gets that trial by combat. No, 819 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,639 they just put in like a Boston Dynamics dog with like so you gotta fight 820 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:19,800 the dog. Dude, he's got like knives like a flamethrower and shit, 821 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,039 it's like you want this and then wrap things up, We're gonna have his 822 00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:29,199 final execution where he burned men alive when I finally got to kill a gay 823 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:36,559 guy. No counterfeiter, Oh yeah, I'm sure he caught a few gay 824 00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:42,239 bodies. He was practicing coining and counterfeit money fraudently. He also worked with 825 00:57:43,039 --> 00:57:49,519 magic. Ah, yes, well, I mean that kind of goes hand 826 00:57:49,519 --> 00:57:51,159 in hand at the TI. I mean, was he like an alchemist, 827 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,760 remember like Newton was. Oh yeah, yeah, they're trying to make shit 828 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,320 in the gold. I'm pretty sure you can make anything into gold. Yeah, 829 00:57:58,239 --> 00:58:02,559 way sweeter than physics. Yeah, this man was a miller, so 830 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:07,199 he writes, the miller who worked in the town mills here three years ago 831 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,599 fell into a towel. Note it would have been better if he had drowned, 832 00:58:10,679 --> 00:58:15,119 but it turned out, according to the proverb, what belongs to the 833 00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:19,239 gallows cannot drown in the water. This was the last person whom I Master 834 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,599 Frondz executed. Those were his words. Okay, was this a real time 835 00:58:22,719 --> 00:58:27,000 diary? Was it all after the fact? Oh? He wrote it after 836 00:58:27,079 --> 00:58:30,360 every execution, just writing it. He was actually writing it while he was 837 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:35,639 executing. Yeah, in blood. Yeah, it's like, pay attention. 838 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,719 You have missed so many times. Please stop writing. Yeah, you can't 839 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,639 miss the fire, really we can't. Yeah, we can see his spine. 840 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,000 It's not ideal. So that is the story of the second most famous 841 00:58:49,079 --> 00:58:53,400 diary perhaps in the world. What did you guys learn? We learned you 842 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:57,559 didn't have to do a lot to get your fucking head cut off. I 843 00:58:57,639 --> 00:58:59,760 knew that. I learned you didn't have to do a lot to make a 844 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,800 good living. And this guy was upper middle class, right, Yeah. 845 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,719 But I didn't realize there was such a stigma because I never really thought about 846 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,639 it. But I didn't realize there was a stigma with being an executioner. 847 00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:15,599 But it makes sense because like, these are your fellow you know, residents 848 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:22,239 in your town. You know, there's the classic trope of the hooded executioner, 849 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,760 the big sort of dirty grease. It would actually make more sense because 850 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:28,320 like it's like a college mascot, right, you never want to see what's 851 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,079 underneath. Yeah, like, oh, that's the executioner. We don't. 852 00:59:30,119 --> 00:59:34,480 It's to spare him his image being ruined. But like you have to know 853 00:59:34,599 --> 00:59:37,840 who it is. Everybody knows. It's like, hey, where's Jack, 854 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:42,519 Where's Jim who's never been to an execution? Yeah? Or maybe that's like 855 00:59:44,119 --> 00:59:45,960 Franz is always out of town. I don't know. There's always said did 856 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,039 you see the execution? Yeah, it's like he's like a family guy bit 857 00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:53,239 where it's like Clark Kent is never there whatever, you know what I mean. 858 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,400 It's like, dude, you missed Superman again? We oh wow, 859 00:59:57,639 --> 01:00:00,280 Well I'm sure he saved the day. Yeah, I'm sure he hacked that 860 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:05,599 head off. Yeah just fine. Yeah, who is today's hitler? Well 861 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,880 I didn't say what I learned yet? Yeah what did you learn? What 862 01:00:07,039 --> 01:00:12,079 did you learn? As you take a swig from your your drink, Adding 863 01:00:12,159 --> 01:00:16,599 dramatic suspense, I definitely didn't realize that executioners. So I did read about 864 01:00:16,639 --> 01:00:21,800 one executioner once. He ended up making a good amount of money. But 865 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,199 he's it was made to seem like that was like out of the ordinary, 866 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:29,800 and he did it kind of like he took advantage of certain things and and 867 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,159 blah blah blah. Sure, yeah, I didn't realize executioners at least in 868 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,880 Germany in that period where like, you know, making good money. It 869 01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,639 is kind of like, oh man, you know what it reminds me of. 870 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,679 It reminds me of uh, Like obviously you don't think of a plumber 871 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,800 as like a or trash man. Yeah, as like as like a high 872 01:00:53,079 --> 01:00:58,840 paying job. Yeah, status job. Right, everybody's like a plumber, 873 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,760 you know what I mean, the plumber a bit of money though, like 874 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:05,679 fun, Yeah, that's what I'm that's executioners. They were just society's plumbers. 875 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,119 I mean his dad was a woodcutter and didn't choose his life. No. 876 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,760 I think that's the craziest part of the story to me, Like he 877 01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:16,280 he just happened to be chopping wood by the fucking gallows that he just showed 878 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,000 up to an execution and like you're the dude that cuts wood. Huh. 879 01:01:21,079 --> 01:01:27,360 Yeah. He was essentially like Tom Osborne's first offensive line recruitedt Nebraska. Hey, 880 01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:30,840 yeah, yeah, I see, and you block them cows into that 881 01:01:31,239 --> 01:01:37,519 into that pen. So who's today's hitler I ever wanted to fucking burn Gaze 882 01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:42,320 alive? I guess now it's the guy who murdered and robbed the guy and 883 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,079 then let his wife take the heat for Yeah, that guy. That guy's 884 01:01:45,079 --> 01:01:50,320 a real always have a fall guy or gal. He's just doing things right. 885 01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:53,320 Should we put it on somebody else? Shouldn't be your wife? Mm? 886 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,440 You get a new wife. I guess if you're murdering, you don't. 887 01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:00,880 Your moral compass isn't exactly Like one of the guys are earlier did this 888 01:02:00,039 --> 01:02:02,880 to his one of his wives that were alive. He wouldn't be in trouble 889 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:08,000 for remarrying while they're still alive because they would die. It makes me wonder 890 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:12,199 if he was killing his wives, like he already had a new one for 891 01:02:12,239 --> 01:02:15,840 the old one was dead. Oh yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't killing 892 01:02:16,159 --> 01:02:19,320 that's I'm saying. But like they would just done. That's a lot I 893 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,360 guess. Yeah, it's the fifteen to sixteen hundred. It's like, yeah, 894 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,880 he was being executed for having multiple wives at the same time concurrently. 895 01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:28,159 Right, That makes sense. Yeah, but what if he didn't want to 896 01:02:28,239 --> 01:02:31,159 juggle too many? Yeah, that's true, he's saying. I also, 897 01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:35,880 we hear about the wives that they document, but who knows how many wives 898 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,920 he had that were undocumented. I will say, I don't know if they're 899 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:42,360 my hitlers. But the more I think about it, the more threatening. 900 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,440 To burn down someone's house is essentially screaming like I would a fire gun, 901 01:02:47,159 --> 01:02:52,239 declare that I'm part of humus or eyes just whatever's hot right now, clipping 902 01:02:52,320 --> 01:03:00,079 I do have mad clucking shooting e clip it FA's yep. Yeah, and 903 01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:04,239 it's just like, hop, what to do the worst possible fucking thing that 904 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,559 society could have me do right now? Yeah? No, I think it 905 01:03:07,719 --> 01:03:12,960 is like you're you're just like angry hail Mary of hate. Yeah, like 906 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,320 your hate Mary basically. Yeah, Like it's like I'm gonna fucking yeah, 907 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,000 I'm gonna shoot it's the I'm gonna shoot up the school. Basically I'm gonna 908 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000 burn down in your house, yeah, because that's also the city. Yeah. 909 01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:25,599 Yeah, you guys kind of flipped him that you did a total one 910 01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:29,000 to eighty. You're like, yeah, just threatening, huh. And then 911 01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:30,239 you're like, oh, well actually the whole town could go down, So 912 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,880 yeah, get rid of them. I don't know you should. Again, 913 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,280 there's gotta be a jail, but yeah, you hold him. I'm not 914 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,000 spending my taxpayer Honestly, at this point in time, it's probably cheaper to 915 01:03:40,079 --> 01:03:45,079 kill him. Wait trial, really no, there's no fucking appeal, Like 916 01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:50,039 maybe if it's like somebody's boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but so 917 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:54,159 cheaper to kill him, way cheaper. But yeah, that's the show for 918 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:58,800 today. Maybe you learned something, maybe you didn't, who cares? You 919 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,039 probably did it might of uh make sure to check out our patreon Patreon dot 920 01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:05,599 com slash Software History two additional episodes every week, and of course we got 921 01:04:05,639 --> 01:04:11,920 that entire back catalog of evergreen content, hundreds of hours of just you know, 922 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,960 things to learn, things to laugh at, things that have a good 923 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,960 time with. You'll love it. Software history dot com for merch think about 924 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,960 making some new hats. Make some hats. 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