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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak. All

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right, at ninety seven to one, the freak. The perfect TikTok has

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been created. We think no one
believes your claims anymore. Kevin Well.

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I I violated the twenty one to
thirty four second recommendation that we got yesterday.

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Yeah, I went, this one's
four seconds. Okay, you're all

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over the place yesterday, and it
wasn't. It was ambitious, but it

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was it wasn't what we're looking for. This is you agree that's what we

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should do. I know it didn't
adhere most of what I was saying.

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Well, then you went and played
golf at a luxurious golf course. I

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what were you doing out there?
Danny? I got the invite yesterday to

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Dallas National, which is the crown
jewel. It's the gold standard, man.

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Yeah, around these are your parts. From what I understand, it

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is every couple of years I will
somehow weasel my way into an invite to

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Dallas National. I'm nervous whenever I
even go on property. But it is

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heaven. It's down what south of
Harding, It's kind of where I live.

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It's west of nont Oak Cliff.
I don't know what. I would

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never be invited, So I don't
know. No one likes me, No

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people like you love But presidents play
there. Presidents play there. You're you

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could run into George W. Bush. It's right south of thirty right east

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of Loop twelve thirty east. Okay, right, yep, Like right there?

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What is that? What would you
call that? I mean, I

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guess that's west of South No West
oak Cliff, Yeah, sure, West

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Ollcliff. And it's just this jewel
and that's got to be the hilliest part

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of the metroplex. Yep, no
doubt. And it is flawless. And

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they're actually closing the course I think
for like a year on Sunday because they're

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redoing, not redoing too much.
They're not like changing the layout because it's

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perfect in every way. But I
think they're putting some tubing onto the greens

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or whatever trick they use to keep
it cool, keep the hot side hot

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and the cold side cold. The
MGDLT of golf courses golf. But like

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the last time I was out there, I was with a group and we're

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sitting there eating everything you do.
It's one of those places where you feel

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like someone's about to kick me out
of here. And Jordan Speedth was just

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eating at the bar and then he
got up and walked by our table and

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he said, it's guys, And
I thought it was cool because he knows

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that we're all like but at that
built it Well, No, we weren't

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doing that. We were talking,
you know, it as normal. But

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I think he knows that there's a
group of dudes who look like us.

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Definitely know he's there. We were
the only people in the whole bar restaurant

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thing, you know. And I
think it was nice of him to be

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like, hey, guys, because
there's like you don't talk. They're regular

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memor there, Like it's rural hymn
Scheffler will z ala taurus. I mean,

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that's Bryce in d Chambeau, my
very good friend. They that's where

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they kind of practice and play,
you know. I mean, that's there,

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they're they're working. That's there,
you know. And it's it is

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that unwritten rule where you just you're
not gonna no zero gawk and you're not

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gonna ask him to sign your pinnacle. That's how I was when Klayton Kershaw

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went to my birthday party. I
wasn't gonna like ruin his nights again.

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It's the flimsiest celebrity appearance at a
birthday party I've ever heard. He said,

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hey, guys, and did you
guys go, oh, it's that

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guy from Netflix Full Swing? No, we didn't say anything, was it

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ay? And it was cool?
Did you say hi Jordan? Again?

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This was last time. I was
just like a year ago, but I

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had friends out of town and I'm
like, guys, this is cool.

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Scotty Scheffler place here, Jordan Sweeth
place here, and I's like, oh,

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okay, cool. And then he
said at the bar, if you're

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a golf ner, that's amazing,
right, It's great. So that was

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the last time I was there.
And then yesterday I go to Dallas National

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played with my my good friends the
McMillan's amazing people and we had a quick

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meal and then stand up and it's
not quite Jordan speed, but for Kevin,

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he'll understand Tom Kim, the Great, Tom Kim, the Funny Tom

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Kim, the Great and the Funny
Tom Kim, who's a very young PGA

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tour player. He is of Korean
descent, but he does live in Dallas.

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Top fifty in the world for sure, definitely top twenty. Yeah,

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and a President's Cup hero for the
international squad last time he was. He's

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awesome. He in the new Full
Swing. I know you will watch it.

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Well, he has a full episode
ill two of them. Okay,

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he twenty two maybe, yeah he
is. He's super young. Is he

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from here? No? He he's
from now, South Korea. Yeah,

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well, I mean, like does
he live here? Otherwise why would he

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be at Dallas. He's twenty one
years old. He's from Soul, South

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Korea, and I don't where do
you go to school? I mean he's

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not that it matters, but he
speaks perfect English, like he's he's twenty

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one one. Yeah he's he's already
won three times on Tour two like he's

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he's an up and comer. Yeah, he's one of the next ones that

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you look at like, Okay,
this dude could be the guy better than

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more Cowba already. Sure, but
he's just right there and then we're out

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there kind of Tom Kim. Yeah, you could add him to your next

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golf song. He goes by Thomas
the tank Engine. No, but that

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is okay. Does he look like
a tank No, he kind of doesn't

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tank really, he's stocky. Yeah, he's got a little beef to him,

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but no, he is. His
real name is uh is quite Korean?

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Yeah, it's it's Kim ju hung. Right. His name is Tom

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because of Thomas the tank Engine and
in his Dallas home he has like a

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giant Thomas the tank Engine. That's
bad. Yeah, so that was coincidental

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your joke, But that's no,
that's his nature joke. I knew that

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was his name. You know,
it's from Thomas the Tank Engine. No,

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no, okay, that is why
he's named Tom Kim I because he

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was kind of a stout fella.
No. So we were out by the

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putting Green about to tee off,
and then Tom Kim rolls behind a cart

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and behind him is another cart with
like three camera man and these really futuristic

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cameras and I'm like, they're shooting
next season A full swing. That's it.

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That's incredible. And was he so
good in season two that you would

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want him back for season three?
I think so, Like I think they're

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gonna run out of gas on Joel
Damon. Yeah, maybe, but he

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kind of got his own episode all
about this young guy. And you know

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how you're adjusting to this life and
whatever. It was a very prominent almost

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the whole episode was all Tompkin.
But yeah, so I'm like, that's

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got to be Netflix. Not like
they had stickers on the cameras that said

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Netflix. But who else is doing
it? That's amazing? Yeah, dide,

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you need to get invited more often, and let's know who else you

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run into out there. I can't
get invited more often. There's one they're

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closing Sunday for a year. Yeah, it's pretty full. You got to

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sneak in before where they shut down
operations. Yeah, well I was invited.

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You ain't sneaking in with you see
the gate out front of this place,

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Sniper's. I violated a rule that
I didn't realize I violated within one

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minute of being on property. You
know what one of the rules is take

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your shoes off, well kind of
you don't change your into your golf shoes

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in the parking lot. Yeah,
I can't do that. Yeah, I've

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never known that. I always do
that because I just want to get rid

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of my pair of shoes that I
have. Where do you do it?

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In the lockers? We're supposed to
go to the gentleman's locker round them.

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But they don't want some shlub and
just hopping on one foot and pulling his

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sneaker off and trying to put his
golf. It's not a good look,

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right, you know what. Honestly, I'm very like any in anything I

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do. I try to be very
respectful and adhere to whatever the rules are.

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I've never even I've never heard that
one, but the second I heard

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it, I'm like, yeah,
that kind of does make sense. Yeah

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it does. Otherwise you look like
a goof. I also feel makes your

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parking lot look like a goof parking
lot right with a bunch of one legged

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middle aged man just popping around like
like Ostrich is a bunch of flamingos,

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I feel like more like a goof. If I'm in the locker room at

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all with Tom Kim, Jordan Spieth
and President George W. Bush, Yeah,

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does that? Don't deserve to be
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even go in the locker room.
I don't belong in there. Where'd you

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put your shoes on? I did
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I violated that rule. Now did
someone call you out? No?

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No, I do it? I
did it fast. But then we were

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inside talking and we were discussing some
of the rules of the club and not

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he didn't bring it up because I
did it, Like you're not supposed to

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wear your hat in the clubhouse,
and I don't. I always take my

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hat off because I've heard that rule
before, you know, And it's actually

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not even adhere too too closely there. But but yeah, I didn't know

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about the shoe things, so I
violated that. It was beautiful. I

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don't know. I love it.
It's a treat. And anyone who golfs

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and hears this like, of course, dude, it's golf heaven man fast.

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Yeah, you dream of two putting
any of them. It struggled so

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bad. I played really well and
I shot a ninety. Ouch and your

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body hurts. I'm dying, Are
you really? Golfers are absolutely athletes.

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They are. I couldn't play golf
today if they invited me back to Dallas.

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What what part of your body is
the most sore? Lower upper,

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lower back? I'm just hunched over
walking around here all day. I'm sorry,

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little buddy. You have strong hands, don't you? No weak week

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Every part of me is weak?
Is your neck sore. I don't need

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you to rub me off. A
little rub you down the paint? No

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on my back, rub rubbed?
Do you want to rub down? Not

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a rub off. I don't have
the paint off of me. Why do

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you make everything bizarre? Talk wrong? How's your neck? Everything hurts?

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I don't know. I'm just thankful
that I got invited out and it was

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cool to see Tom Kim. That's
the point a local athlete. I had

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an interaction with the yesterday. That's
why it matters, and that's why we're

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talking about it. And it's not
time for the most important thing in the

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world. His nick, his back, his BOOCHI oh his crack all hurt.

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Tom Kim my very good friend.
Oh he's not your good friend.

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You know what, He's not my
good friend. He's not even my friend

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because I didn't have a personal interaction
with him like I did my very good

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friend Briesmonde Schambaud a Shambau. He
played frisbee for one toss with Bryson,

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and all of a sudden, I
played best friends because somebody caught a grainy

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bigfoot video of him. I played
fifteen minutes of shirt off football on the

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fourth of July, just the two
of us in a yard. That's what

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friends do, and that is what
best friends do too. Okay, yeah,

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thank you, Kevin. Absolutely,
man, would you play fifteen minutes

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or shirt off football with someone who
you wouldn't consider a friend? Yes,

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I wouldn't play fifteen minutes a shirt
off football with anybody. See I just

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throw throwing it around though. Yes. Like the other day, I was

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like, so there, I saw
some kids shoot some hoops at a church

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that's kind of near my house.
The other day they're outside. I was

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like, man, I think I'm
gonna go there when no one's in the

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parking lot and just go shoot some
hoops. I thought about buying a basketball,

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didn't do it. Come over to
my house. I've got a basketball.

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We'll go down to Saint Francis Park, will shoot some hoops. One

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of the goals is ten and a
half feet high. But I don't know

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who they met who measured that.
Bill tired, it's harder to get out

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of I'll go play a horse with
you guys. Let's go. I mean,

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that sounds fun, but I would
Right now in the springtime, I

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want to have a catch with a
glove and a ball I'm ready for that

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too. I don't have a glove
anymore. What how can you not have

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a glove so I don't have friends? You know what, I've got a

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right handed glove that you can use, or for a right handed thrower's glove

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you can use. Come over,
we'll have a catch. You can hit

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Malcolm's plastic ball off of his tea
and then say incredible and flip your bat

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and I get some cuts in incredible. All right. Most important thing in

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the world today, clearly it is
the return of the defending World Series champion

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Texas Rangers. Because tonight is opening
night, It's Opening Day, but also

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it's a six thirty five star national
TV ESPN. Yeah, get the little

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treatment tonight. We told you to
stay a few things, national anthem,

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Wade Bowen, the big banner that's
gonna be unveiled. But also you will

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have the I think they're doing rings
on Saturday. I think they're doing the

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rings. Yeah, I think.
Have we seen the rings yet? I

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haven't. I gonna tell you,
I don't care too much. I just

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hope they don't like to look at
them. Not really, okay, but

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maybe I'm a jerk. I don't
know. The point is, you know,

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to see your team and with encrusted
in diamonds and what they do.

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Yeah, I guess yeah. They
generally all look the same, the big

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and bigger. Okay, this might
be it. No, that's just on

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it. I'll see. I'll see
when it goes to our buddy Jared Sandler

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and he gets one, just on
a tear down or DJ stats, or

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when Emily Jones gets gets Emily.
Plus, you can pretend you're looking at

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the ring and just stare at her
beautiful hands. I don't love that they

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have a Okay, okay, I
don't like that they have a tear system

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for their employees. At least I
quit creeping on Emily after her second kid,

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you're still at it my hands,
guy, I just realized, you

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know what, I've accepted the fact
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I'm just gonna stop. I gave
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good call by you. You're keeping
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creepy toward Emily, she would just
punch you in the face. Out of

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line, dude, And yeah,
out of line, dude, punch and

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extended the line. The long undeniable
tension that's existed between Emily and me dates

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back twenty years. Yeah in your
head, yeah, asker, insignificant,

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no get her on as yehension between
her and Jeff. But she's been trapped

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in that marriage, you know,
and she can't get out. He's a

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wonderful man, trapped come to Dingo. It's hard to leave with the kids.

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I get it, and how to
make corn bread. It's complicated.

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Well, I wish you to the
best. Thanks. I wish the three

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of you the best, you Emily
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was announced that Michael Carter is throwing
out the first pitch, to which we

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all went, huh. Michael Carter's
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for a long time, been a
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so I don't know much more about
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a lot of TV time. I
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we could have got him on back. I don't know that. I don't

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really think anyone cares. No.
I think he's just a symbol. He's

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a symbol for the long suffering Ranger
of fame. Yeah, and I think

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that's a nice thing, aren't we
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me, have you lived and died
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I mean for they didn't die with
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technically many did. But yeah,
Danny, I'm gonna turn that TV off

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if you don't. I'm looking at
Kevin. Would you focus? Man?

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I am looking It's just temperatures.
I'm looking at you. The forecast is

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important, Kevin oh roof open tonight, No, I think it's good in

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the sixth. I think it'll be
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seventy is beautiful, but it's gonna
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cars at the first pitch and I'm
like, I'm like, e okay,

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that's fine, but Opening Night World
Series Champion, your biggest slab out there?

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Yeah, unless really spread the word
that being a Rangers fan is cool.

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I liked your point yesterday. I
like, Michael Carter can do April

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fifteenth, and do it. Will
save a date for you in two weeks.

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Bro. All right, this homestand
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list on Sunday. You know what? Maybe is ala Taurus Hilly playing playing

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on Sunday. Scheffler's plying, but
Speith is off, Okay, what do

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you do about Dirk Madonna? Whatever? You know, whatever. So I

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jokingly said, you know, it'd
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teams because Danny brought up the Red
Sox from one year, Yeah, because

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they won their big World Series,
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that. Yeah, and four,
and then in five there they brought out

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Bill Russell and Bobby or to throughout
the ceremonial first pitch, and I thought,

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well, that makes a lot of
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the sport of Boston and New England, but I mean true top tier icons

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of their perspective sports as being basketball
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were doing it and they announced them, you go, oh, you would

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gasp the crowd just if you just
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Wow. Yeah. And then Bobby
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all time, right, So I
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easier go back a little further.
Actually, can you make it thirty years?

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I want to the Angels one in
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was their manager Mike Soosha, throwing
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Matthew. Heart felt, but also
a little you could do better. You're

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in LA, you know, I
don't know. Two thousand and four of

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the Marlins went with Andre Dawson,
who had just gotten the job as special

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assistant to the general manager manager.
Two five the Red Sox sportsman that you

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mentioned. Two thousand and six the
White Socks, Ryan Devlin. See that

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first base coach that goes ass.
He's not the first base kiss that got

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jumped. Oh that had to be
in gambling. There's gotta be something there,

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Ryan Devlin. And he was a
fan who went down to He had

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World Series tickets in five. He
sold them so he could get money to

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go down to New Orleans and help
out with Katrina recovery. And he got

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acknowledged for that. They picked up
the tab for his season tickets for the

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next season, and he threw the
first pitch because it was kind of a

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heartfelt store. Okay, well that's
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with what we're doing. April twelfth, Wild been good for you know,

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all right? Dousand seven I couldn't
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Bill Buckner. Yeah, that's a
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be gone. I like that.
That's a that was fun. I maybe

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got a round of applause. Now, no one people have been more wrong

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than that guy by their fan base. Did Bartman do it for the Cubs?

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I'll tell you in a second.
I'm Kevin. Kevin's taking a break.

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Couldn't find the Phillies nine, twenty
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eleven the Giants picture Matt Kin screw
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Was he retired? I don't think
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up. I think he was still
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got one of their pictures to throw
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I think it's because he the second
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the first games try. I want
to I want to laugh at you,

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at me. That's a pretty cool
way to economize the bit right. It

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was just a warm up. They
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seamless efficient. Something happened in the
playoffs that I think allowed him like he

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was the maybe the playoff hero.
Maybe I don't know, man, but

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he did it. Okay, so
there we go. Oh yeah, was

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he? It does matter? Okay. Twenty twelve, I couldn't find the

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Cardinals again. The Cardinals keep everything
private apparently. Twenty thirteen the Giants again,

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Pablo Sandoval and Marco Scutero. Okay, uh, simultaneous first pitches where

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everyone Pablo's Sandoval had braces on and
he took a bouncer to the face and

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he ripped his mouth, pressed all
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was like, oh, Cols.
He was never the same after that Red

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Sox. In twenty fourteen, what
with Mayor Marty Walsh? Okay, the

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mayor of the city. Yeah,
the great Marty Walsh. Mikey. Oh

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the stories I could tell. Another
seen Marty oversaw the big dig he may

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have. God, I was dry
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Yeah, that whole area was a
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you've been in it. I've walked
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I don't yeah, I guess probably
drove under it. Twenty fifteen Giants

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the daughters of their Hall of Fame. Broadcaster Lawn Simmons, what he passed

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away. The daughters go out and
throw the first pitch again. May uh,

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May sixteen Royals. They did a
video bit George Brett kicks it off

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as fans threw balls to each other
for ten thousand miles for the longest first

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pitch ever suport for opening day.
That's that's cool. What is that?

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Ten thousand? How many miles?
Ten thousand miles of videos and they say

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no one dropped it? Someone six. Yes, it's all a lie because

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they were long toss in. Either
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thousand miles ring around Hoffman. I
think across America. Okay, I don't

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hate that bad, but it's not
like they actually did it. Okay.

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Twenty seventeen the Cubs, but the
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Todd Ricketts throughout the first pitch.
I think they made that decision. Twenty

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eighteen the Astros former first base coach
Rich Dower, after surviving a hematoma heartfelt.

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You know it did funny if they
had to Oscar the Grouch launching a

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first pitch from his trash can oh
good? Yeah? Twenty nineteen Red Sox

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Gronk Julian Edelman and Stefan Gilmore.
There you go. Okay, there you

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go. But Boston embraces, yeah, the former athlete. They're like the

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only one. Most of these are
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though twenty twenty, The Nationals twenty
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President Doctor Anthony Fauci. You gotta
be kidding me. Wow, I was

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like, oh, nu, sh
of the vaccines even out yet. I

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think about when it came out twenty
one, I can find the Dodgers twenty

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twenty one, And I was also
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Twenty two The Braves Chipper Jones love
It, twenty three the Astros and

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making the stallion all right twenty four
of the Rangers Michael Carter saw, I

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mean we're following, We're hitting Houston
Dunck on this right now. You just

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love celebrity. They had celebrated pop
Star making the stallion throughout the first pitch.

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And we have a guy, we
have a fan, we have a

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fan. We're all fan. His
whole life to supporting this team and finally

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got what he wanted. What did
you want? Eric Badu throw out the

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first Eric he pulls out the ball
from her hat of fruit. God,

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I've been great. Yes, actually
yes I did. This is what we

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need. I didn't follow what Nadell
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this is fine. This is a
nice bitch. Chuck Morgan's another one who

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you know, other Chuck Morgan did
the leaf for a year. I really

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don't care. You do care,
but find it a lot of time talking

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about it. But as much as
I criticized them for not spice get up,

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once we saw their promotional items for
the season yesterday, I went,

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man, I should take it back
what I said yesterday about this organization.

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So at eight o'clock we will have
on the assistant to the Assistant VP of

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marketing. His name is Marshall Mescato, and he will tell us about some

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of the big games dates if you're
gonna go lock in your tickets, nights

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that you should go, or days
you should go out to the ballpark and

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support the Rangers. He's going to
give us that insight at eight o'clock.

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We'll also give you a chance to
win tickets to see Crete at eight as

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well. But coming up next the
baseball things is going to kind of continue

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a little bit here because Vegas is
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It kind of blew my nuts off
next to ninety seven won the Freak