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we get to the most important thing in

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the world, an update on the
wildfires. Danny, you left us with

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the riveting teas. Dude, what
is this thing that you've discovered? Okay,

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so I I know I've told you
guys about the HBO show Tokyovice,

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and I don't know if either one
of you have jumped on board. They

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started their second season just a couple
three four weeks ago, something like that.

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Nover you mentioning the title is all
I remember, though I don't know

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anything else. And that's the thing. It's like the title kind of makes

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you think, oh, this is
some car race movie or something. I'm

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not interested, saying like a Don
Johnson reboot. Yeah, it's not that

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at all, And this isn't the
show that I want to talk about,

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but I'll be real quick on that
one. It's wonderful. They started their

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second season on Max, HBO,
Max, whatever you want to call it,

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and it's basically a story about an
American, a very young American journalist.

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This guy that moves from Middle America
and he moves to Tokyo, Japan,

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and he's trying to make his way
in the world of journalism there.

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He's fluent in Japanese and he gets
a job, lands a job at a

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local newspaper, and because he's such
a good reporter investigator, he gets kind

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of entwined with a lot of the
criminal element that goes on in the underworld

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of Japan as he's reporting on some
of these stories and becomes friends with a

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local police officer and is the tentacles
of that organized crime situation that in Tokyo.

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And it's really really well done,
beautiful to watch, and it's gritty

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and it's crime, and it's the
stuff that we all have been liking for

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the last twenty years. Thank you, Sopranos. So I finished I got

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caught up on the most recent episode
of that, and I've been seeing this

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other show promoted on HBO now and
it's always kind of at the top,

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you know, and it's things that
you will like. And somebody on our

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tech stapp tip me off on this
too. It's kind of like reconfirmed that

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maybe I need to watch this.
And the show in question is a television

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show on HBO called Warrior. Again. The poster for the show, or

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the graphics that they use to promote
this show and the name of the show

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makes it sound terrible, all right, as a bad poster. It is

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not terrible. In fact, it
may be one of the most inner fun

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television series that I have seen,
maybe since Breaking Bad wo And I'm not

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kidding, this is excellent. Let
me give you a setup. It is

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the late nineteenth century in San Francisco. Basically the story centers in the heart

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of Chinatown, where you have a
lot of people immigrating from China into San

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Francisco. You have a lot of
Chinese people that are a little bit older

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that had worked on the railroads,
okay, and working on tunneling and all

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the railroad work, and they all
end up in San Francisco. So there's

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this massive Chinese community in San Francisco, and of course when you get people

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that are the racism in this movie
is unbelievable. The way that those people,

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those folks were treated back then and
marginalized and dehumanized is unbelievable. And

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what you end up doing is,
look, you gotta hustle, you gotta

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find ways to eat, you gotta
make a living, and you end up

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getting these separate factions of gangs that
are scheming, that are hustling, that

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are organizing crimes to commit. And
take that setting, and an immigrant from

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China who his sole purpose was to
come to America, to San Francisco to

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find his sister who had, under
precarious reasons, had ended up in San

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Francisco. His whole mission is to
come over here and find her, all

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right, then he ends up getting
involved with one of the gangs. They

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don't call him gangs, they call
him something different in the show. But

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anyway, that being said, that's
kind of like you're set up. But

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this show is spaghetti Western. It
is intentionally slightly campy, not dumb,

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like not dumb campy, there's just
a little element of camp to it.

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There's an element of of silly dialogue
and a very small element of bad acting.

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And I'm putting I'm doing finger quotes
because it's very well acted. It's

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like really good actors intentionally trying to
be kind of spaghetti westerns a little smirk

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to it. But dude, it
has everything that you want. It has

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crime, it has it's got a
Western feel to it. But ultimate,

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the ultimate thing about it, there
is so much badass kung fu in this

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thing, like so much martial arts, bad karate movie. Dude, it

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is phenomenal. It's well written.
I'm seven episodes through of season one.

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Yeah, season one, there's three
seasons. Are there burgers and airplanes?

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There's no burgers. Maybe there's burgers, but there are no airplanes. But

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I kind of connect this to Deadwood. We all like Deadwood, right,

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Okay, It's got a very deadwood
feel to it. You know, the

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streets are dirty, the the the
buildings and the structures are all made of

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wood and kind of slapped together.
The set's incredible, but it has a

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deadwood in the heart of San Francisco
feel. And this dude that plays the

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main character is so badass, and
I didn't know this until the weekend.

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But apparently this whole concept and the
stories were written by none other than Bruce

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ef Fing Lee, whoa when he
was alive, he had the concept for

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this show all right. He came
up with the original concept and the treatment

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of this show. It was inspired
by Bruce Lee, and it's executively co

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produced by his daughter, Shannon Lee
Cool. And the guy that plays the

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main character is about as Bruce Lee
as you can get. But it's funny,

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it's it's it's ry, it's witty. The fight scenes are incredible,

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it's very graphic, and the stories
are excellent. There's one one one episode

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is dedicated to the the fake Bruce
Lee character and his buddy who worked for

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this gang for them to deliver a
body, uh that had that had one

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of their leaders had had died or
one of their gang members had died,

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and they were supposed to deliver this
body across some into Nevada and they end

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up having to spend the night in
this hotel in the middle of nowhere,

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and them, in very Clint Eastwood
fashion, have to defend the city and

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teach the city to defend against these
bad gangsters that are trying to steal all

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the gold. But it is so
much fun and it's addictive, and I

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ran through freaking seven episodes over the
weekend and I could not wait to tell

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you guys about this. But it's
Warrior. It's on HBO, and it

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is an absolute blast to watch.
Warrior Warrior Max on the Tomato meter from

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critics, yeah, ninety six percent
for ADI. It's IMDb has an eight

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point four out of ten, so
it is widely appreciated, very very good.

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I can't wait to watch another one
tonight. I don't know if we

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got MAVs, but if we.
If we don't, you're gonna get down

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on some Warrior tonight. Okay.
And Showgun's great too. Show Gun is

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getting still really good. Yeah,
we're raving reviews. I actually liked episode

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one. You started no Showgun,
you know, Okay, Yeah, Showgun's

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phenomenal FX. You can watch it
on Hulu. And then obviously Tokyovice I

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talked about that a couple of times, and that's on HBO two. So

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yeah, it seems like my interest
have moved from the UK in Scotland and

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Ireland, all that shifted all the
way over to China and Japan. So

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there's some good stuff out there to
watch on TV, and you know,

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it's a kind of a bad sports
time. There's really not a lot going

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on unless you have a big MAVs
or starspan when things will ramp up here

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in a few weeks. But there's
your TV review, thank you. Only

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one man in the metroplex can tell
us about the hit TV show Warrior and

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then transition into a wildfire update.
It's Dandy Bayliss, but the most important

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thing in the world. Oh wow, fallss. He's the only one that

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could do it, Mike. I
know I couldn't. I don't even try.

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It's like, he's spectacular to see
you do it, so I'm a

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little jealous. It's just like a
came that is on a leaf and then

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it jumps to the bark portion of
the tree. You know. I could

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forward you the article and you could
basically read it, which is all I'm

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gonna do. There's really no skill
involved here. You can train a crocodile

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to do this. I'm your secrets, all right. This article that I

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have in front of me gives us
an update on what I still think is

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the most important thing in the world, and that would be the Panhandle.

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The Texas Panhandle wildfires, they are
still going strong. It is now the

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largest wildfire in our state's history and
strong winds spreading flame All day yesterday we

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had at least one evacuation. Airplanes
are dropping fire retardant over all over the

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Panhandle. Firefighters are working NonStop to
stop this largest fire in state history,

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and we're learning now. I think
on Thursday, my last day last week,

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we had about three percent of it
contained. We've gone up to fifteen

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percent of this giant Smokehouse Creek fire
contained, which has burned well over one

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million acres. Not only that,
there are two other fires that are separate

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from this that have burned a combined
one hundred and eighty thousand acres. Those

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fires, fortunately have been sixty percent
contained. We still don't know what has

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ignited these fires, but strong winds, dry grass, and unseasonably warm temperatures

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fed the blazes. Let's keep something
in mind. California. California is dealing

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with the most biggest ass blizzard like
conditions that that state has ever seen.

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Certain parts of that state. Texas
is dealing with massive wildfires due to heat

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and dry land. It is winter
with that area got sleep. It is

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on Friday, effing winter and we're
dealing with wildfires. This isn't something happening

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in August in the Panhandle when you
would expect it to, when there's no

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rain and all those crops out there
have just been being beaten into the most

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dry possible conditions imaginable. But it's
barely March and we're dealing with the largest

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wildfire in Texas history. Well,
it's crazy to me that, like I

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thought, I thought it would almost
be extinguished. But I have underestimated things.

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I don't know as much, just
because they got cold weather on Friday

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and precipitation, But it wasn't as
widespread up in the northern parts of the

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fire that kind of I expected because
it's down into that Oklahoma area. It

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is, but the largest portion of
that built into It's crazy.'s really

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yeah, that coming here? Uh
No, they didn't make it. We

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got that's where we got the groppol
Oh. Okay. We only have two

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people dead from this, which I
guess is a minor good thing for the

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size of this bad boy. Yeah, I'm on CNN, though, it's

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just as two people are dead.
Truck driver Cindy Owen was working about fifty

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miles north of Pampa, Texas on
Tuesday when the smokehous fire creek overcame her.

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She left her truck, tried running
for safety, but received fatal burns

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over almost her entire body. Can
you imagine. I mean that's a sentence

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I just read, but can you
imagine that scene. You're in your truck

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and then you're just no recourse and
then I'm gonna run. Oh, It's

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terrifying. One of the kind of
subheadings out of this whole thing that that

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kind of gets lost. We focus
on the number of acres that are burned,

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We focus on the people that have
their homes, the people that unfortunately

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have passed away died as a result
of this. But man, something that

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could have long term lasting effects is
the cattle industry. That's a big,

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big area for cattle out there.
And there's so many stories about ranchers that

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are coming out that are kind of
they're detailing their experience and what has happened.

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There's one this one guy we mentioned
last week the city of Canadian,

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Texas, and there's a fifty six
year old farmer that has a ranch out

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nearer Canadian Texas and he talked about
seeing the enormous wildfire approaching the ranch that

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he manages. He said, his
first concern wasn't his home, it was

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his animals. You know a lot
of these ranchers, you know, cut

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their barber fences so their cattle aren't
stuck there just to burn to death.

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At least give them half a chance. And he said once he returned after

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the fire had kind of ravaged through
a portion of his ranch, fifty cattle

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dead, nursing cows desperately searching for
their lost calves, and a lot of

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them injured, still alive that had
to be put down. It's just a

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mess out there, and it looks
like our beef production situation, maybe our

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even our dairy production, depending on
how much milk cows are out in there

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area too. It could have long
term economic impacts. We could have a

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beef shortage. You know, we
hear all the time when we talk to

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our brisket buddies. You know,
we have a lot of people that a

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lot of friends of the station that
are in that industry that talk about the

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price of a beef that it's just
so damn expensive and they can't absorb all

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of that costs they have to pass
it on. So that's why when you

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go get barbecue a lot of times
it's like whoa, hey, but that's

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everything. It's everything, but still
but still, that's going to directly impact

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that world. Between ay percent of
the nation's beef supply comes from the Texas

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Panhandle. There you go, it's
going to be a chicken summer then huh

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yeah, a chicken summer transition into
chickens. Yeah. The state is home

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to about four point one million beef
cattle, and more than eighty five percent

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of those Panhandle. Yeah, fifteen
percent of our of our four point one

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million beef cattle in this state are
somewhere other than the Panhandle. They already

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had that, you know, they
were just recovering from that explosion at that

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one plant too. A double whammy
if I've ever heard of one. I

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think the pork meat people are excited
about this. Yeah. Yeah, they're

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saying there's no grass out there.
Now, there's no water for the livestock.

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As one rancher says, we've lost
over three thousand head, which he

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says is a very small number.
So you think about the enormity of this

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industry. Wait, three thousand head, three thousand head. He said,

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this is a very small number.
Somebody said that's going to double a triple

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easily. We've got cattle we're going
to have to euthanize because the damage to

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their hoofs. Their utterers were just
going to have to put them down as

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a bad question. Please, is
one head one cow? Yes? I

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gotta thank you. But what if
a head was one hundred and they just

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it's the way they talk that makes
sense. One head could be ten or

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one hundred. Now there. I
have seen the phenomenon of the two headed

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cow. Yeah, that, but
that still counts as one head because it's

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just one cow. Are you sure? I think I think that's two heads.

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I think it's two heads one brisket. It is one brisket. Yeah,

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so it's going to count as one
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brisket? Try to get your grandma
to watch that video two heads, one

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brisket. The reaction to that audio
turn that off? Is there one brisket

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per cow? I think you guys, I'm from Florida. I have seen

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this before, Like, we don't
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where you can I mean the map? Yes, I've been here. I've

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been in the hallway near a bathroom
at a barbecue place. I've seen the

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mass that is where they showing the
cow map. Here's what you're eating the

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cow. Well, Danny, thank
you for the update. Man. Let's

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do birthdays right. Unless you're done, you have more. I mean,

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it's just bad. It's just still
fires, lots of dead cows, people

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are dying, and it's spreading to
Oklahoma. They've got red red flag alerts

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for a number of other states that
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So, you know, fifteen percent
contained. But well that's rain tonight at

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least here, So that would mean
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next to today and then later in
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So that is what we need.
It just it just goes to show that

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as much as as we feel as
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evolved and we're very technology technological,
and we have all these advancements and everything,

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that the end of the day,
how how reliant we are on just

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the natural evolution and mother nature to
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and farms too in our cement towers
but hearing what these people out there

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are dealing with when when they're look, we have a problem. Now,

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if a microphone buzzes, you call
somebody to fix it. Yeah, you

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know, if you're if you're if
your air conditioning bill is three thousand dollars,

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you call reliant. You know.
If you want a delicious pizza,

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you pick up the phone, or
you go to Andrew's American Pizza Can.

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It's very simple. You don't have
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nature to form you a pizza and
put it in your car. These people

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out there, well, we're just
praying for rain. I mean it sounds

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like something out of the eighteen hundreds. So we think we're all advanced and

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we're evolved and we're we're just this
mature nation. No, man, we're

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all winging it. We're all winging
it. And when it just comes down,

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we don't even know we're winging it. No, we think we're thin.

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We got to figure it out.
I think we are so effing smart.

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We're winging it and we're not.
Absolutely everyone. What if it is

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some jackass that just threw a cigarette, It doesn't matter. It could have

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been an errant lightning, a dry
lightning strike. Some of these are preventable.

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Though, if it was that they
do find out, and they won't,

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they still don't know that it was
a guy who's to a butt out,

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then that's on us, and we
deserve it. I don't deserve it.

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I mean these things have been going
on for hundreds of years. I

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mean that's the planes, it's grass, it's dry, We've had look unseasably

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warm temperatures. It starts with you, though, all right, you're just

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trying to start with you. He's
trying to work in some whatever sex bear

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joke that he wants to make.
He's transitioning. Well, his story is

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transitioning. Yes, I'm not.
Yeah, anyway, I'm just making the

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point that, look, mother nature
is going to do what Mother nature going

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to do, no matter no matter
how many conveniences you think you have at

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your fingertips, right, Kevin,
All right, to take that, Kevin,

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and you can save your stupid birthdays
for later. No, I'm doing

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them now because we're giving away Burt
Kreischer tickets at nine thirty five and the

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very and the very fun game that
Collers can play. What is Smiley Hoffman's

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catchphrase? His clutch phrase. Actually, boy, crutch phrase crutch. That's

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what I wanted. And it's just
like on the fly. Now I'm frustrated.

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Draymond Green's twenty eight. See even
Kevin's winging it. He's twenty eight.

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Well he's not. He said thirty
nine or something. He's not thirty

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nine twenty eight, he's thirty four. Okay, Okay, that's different.

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That's what I meant from twenty eighteen. Nick Castiano's just thirty two. All

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right, something bad just happened.
There's some horses loose on I ninety on

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that TV, and it's hilarious.
Look at that thing. That's incredible.

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I love just top stories horses on
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at him. Go that's not even
Texas. Those look like real badass horses.

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Took the wrong way. This isn't
this isn't London horse. But there

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are two of them. It's it's
rained a little bit, so you can

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tell they're kind of slipping a little
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Yeah, okay, And then we
go to Dak Prescott's go tea t is

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the other big news of the day. Michael Gallups thirty four Kim Jong UN's

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fifty. Really, yes, fifty, Margaritas are not gay. He's shot

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eighteen today. Shut in eighteen is
Pebble Beach fifty. That's the weirdest score.

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Chas Bono fifty five and it was
the first time he'd ever played right.

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Paul W. S Anderson is fifty
nine. The filmmaker, the director.

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Yes, okay, there's one for
Mike right here. Stephen Webber sixty

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three. Stephen Webber a professional bowler. No, pete brother, Stephen Webber

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actor? Do you know who I'm
talking name? No? I'm just like,

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ye, you really are? I
have no idea. He was the

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ga. I was going to say, the guy that invented the barbecue grill,

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but he's too young. That's a
reference. He was in Wings.

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Oh okay, this was for Mike
the Great Wings. Was that a show

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about airplanes? Yeah? Yes,
they're kind of the story of air tractor

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airport. Yeah boom boom man.
Yeah, he killed somebody, didn't her?

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What was his name? So Kwan
and Duck Kim, Yeah, Duck

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Duck Kim Kim Kwong. No,
he's right that he's close. Hey,

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you don't want to know what's funny
stuck Kim duck Ku Kim speak speaking to

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ducks. That's the racial slur that
the Chinese had for white people back in

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back. They used that all the
time in Warrior. Yeah, they hate

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the white the white man. They
call us ducks. O hey, quackers.

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Okay, that's pretty good. Look, that's pretty good. Kevin pre

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pill Kevin, that's pretty good.
Yeah, we're about to take it early

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today. No, no, no, no, you know that thing out

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the window. Kathrine O'Hair seventy,
Rick Perry seventy beautiful, Catherine o hera

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love take this. Bobby will Mack
would have been eighty. That's the great

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Bobby. I have a couple of
things from I know no one wants to

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hear Jerry Jones talk, but you
guys need to hear one sentence but he

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said, it's insane. I'm trying
to figure out what the hell he's saying

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and the words permitted. It's just
a horrible ratio. It's nuts. Plus,

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Travis Kelcey talks about his meeting with
the cowboys. Yeap, it's pretty

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funny. I heard this. Uh
he should have been a cowboy, but

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he didn't get to. And we're
losing a Cowboys legend. Are we gonna

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do that all? Right? Now? Let's do it all next? Yeah?

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