Lots of schools closed today despite the roads being just fine. School's closed today
due and cold. There's like a thirteen degrees now, who've pushed it.
There've been talking a lot, a lot of things all morning long, but
nothing involving the weather of the roads. Like we bought a feared at this
time yesterday. Eagles lost last night in the playoffs, So if you're gonna
be a fraud, it's good that your division rival is a fraud too.
Their senter Jason Kelsey, announced his retirement last night. It was reported this
morning, so one of their stalwarts for many years gone. I didn't get
an email from a website called bookies dot com, and I don't know if
this is one of the good ones or not. But hey, Gebby,
you whate with some money you pay, you lose your knee cass. Oh
we'll steal your dish Oh wait, you don't have one. You don't have
a dishwasher. We'll install a dishwasher, you mope a new one, and
then we'll steal it from you. Right, it is the hypothetical odds who
will be the next head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. I have Sidnico Ambrosio
on a date with your sister? Is it? Not? Is McCarthy on
there? And not? He is? He is one of the six names
on there. Plus you have the field, all right, Well, I
would say McCarthy is the favorite. He is one two three four one two
three four, number five on the list at nine percent, nine per thousand
to one. To get one thousand to one odds, you can actually make
the bet that Mike McCarthy will be the head coach of the Cowboys next year.
I lost one thousand. No, that does that mean that's ten to
one, ten to one, I think, or one hundred to one,
one hundred. I don't know it works, man, but oh that's yeah,
Yeah, that's ten to one. Hit me text. I'm having trouble
without looking at it. Okay, So Belichick number one thirty six, whereas
Quinn plus one seventy five, the Dan Quinn sixth after four percent after McCarthy,
Yeah, interesting, number two, Harvey Harbaugh number three, Braby no
not on the list. But swol swoll ac Pete Carroll boy, we haven't
mentioned that once. I don't. I don't know. I see excite you
at all. I don't love the seventy plus your your old coach coming.
But if I am going to go that route, I want I don't want
it to be I want it to be the one who is seen as the
best. Yeah, I agree with that. And then after that, Ben
Johnson, the Lions OC who still in it. They're gonna host the Bucks
on Sunday in the first game. I can't believe we have a Detroit Lions
Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFC Divisional playoff game, but we do. You know,
I saw it. What is it since two thousand? I don't have in
front of me. It says two thousand the chiefs of the most playoff wins
with eight. I think the Bucks are second with six because of the two
Tom Brady years. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I just
saw the built the big board. It feels maybe another team with six.
I don't know, but the Bucks are at least tied for second. Yeah,
the playoff wins since two thousand, that seem weird. It does seem
weird. But yeah, there's just they were in it for two three straight
years. But Tom, Yeah, which is kind of still weird. They
look pretty good. The Baker looked great. I mean It's hard to tell
because Eagles are awful right now and they seemingly quit. But the Bucks look
tough. They did you see the opening lines? Do you know what they
are? Guys want to play real quick? I do. I saw one
of them. I got oh, I got current lines. Okay, Texans
at Ravens, lock them in. I'm gonna say they're gonna go Ravens minus
ten minus ten. Yeah, I would say six and a half Ravens minus
nine. Wow. Packers at forty nine ers forty nine Ers minus eleven and
a half less than that, I would say seven and a half minus ten.
Wow. And those oh those came scheduled. Yeah, that's Saturday.
The first game is Houston Baltimore Saturday night on Fox, Kevin and Greg with
Packers forty nine ers. These are big ass spreads for second round games.
Man. Yeah, Bucks at Lions Lions by seven and a half. Hmm,
that sounds pretty good. I would say six and a half Lions by
six. It opened it seven, it went to six, and then Chiefs
at Bills. I'll say Bills minus two and a half. Bills minus two
and a half is correct, makes sense there? Yeah, No, that's
so many fun those are. I think probably the it depends if Green Bay
can hang with San Francisco. That game has got a chance to be tight.
I think Baltimore will make pretty quick use of Houston. I think,
I don't know. I think you're gonna have a lot of big money put
on the mystery guests with the big spreads getting getting the points. Yes,
Green Bays. It is really hard to watch that game from the other day
and they say, nah, I don't want your ten points with the Packers,
I agree, and same with Tampa. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I take the six. Yeah, that's tough. All those are tough.
Actually a strange final eight, with the exception of the two heavy favorites to
be in the Super Bowl. Maybe the Bills exposed the Chiefs a little bit.
It's clear that Chiefs team is not as good as they have been and
they need something else. Yeah. Being a Cowboy fan, it's kind of
ding dong of me to say this, but there's part of me that you
know, enjoys, you know, chaos and evolution of the league and seeing
where it's going. To see the playoffs with a couple of mystery guests in
there. I like seeing the Houston Texans in there. I like that the
Packers are back. I like that Tampa's back. I like that Baker Mayfield's
relevant. Again about Dan Campbell, Yeah, sure, guy, absolutely the
fact that the Lions have won their first playoff game in thirty two years,
is that correct? Yeah? Good grief. I don't know if we're all
on Team Lions yet and how that feels, but if it is Lions at
forty nine Ers in the NFC Championship game, Lion boy, it is going
to be national support I think for go Lions. Yeah, for sure,
if it's not already, because I think everyone kind of likes Dan Campbell unless
you're in their division and he bugs you, I guess. But around here
we certainly like him. Surely people are tired of the forty nine ers just
having a stacked roster. Yeah, exactly, all that likable. Yeah,
but the little bitty lionsh we get. It's hard to like a team with
a quarterback that looks like Lee Harvey Oswald. It is tough, and he
also looks like he's fifteen. It's a strange deal. Twenty minutes, I'll
tell you about my my small little war that I've begun with a town in
Oklahoma. But right now we're gonna do a little bit of Emmy's review the
Emmy's rom Fox last night. Your host is Anthony Anderson. He did a
more of a quirky monologue, not your standards, you know, stand upset,
But I did think this is a pretty good bit that he had to
help, you know, get the for the playoff music. He's got his
mom out in the seats. And Anthony Anderson, if you don't know me,
at the star of the ABC show Blackish and many other things including Kangaroo
Jack. So here's Anthony Anderson from last night, Maddie. We popped me
up here. Please thank you, And I'd like to ask you all to
keep those speeches tight. Normally on award shows we do what's called playoff music,
which everyone tends to ignore. This year, I've got something that nobody
can't ignore. My mama. Tonight, my mama. She is going to
be the Emmy's playoff mama. Now when you see my mama coming, just
thank Jesus and your family and wrap it up. And I don't want nobody
to get disrespectful with my mama because my mama is from the West Side of
Chicago and she can pull them hands. That's not mama, I want to
go to the after party. Oh yeah, okay, my mama. All
right, you're supposed to be yelling at to other people, not at me.
Not in the middle of a monologue. That time's up, baby,
cut to the chase. It kind of has pretty fun bit all night.
They actually used it on Jennifer Coolidge and she was like, I love you,
baby, but you gotta get off the stage. It's obviously set up.
Yeah, a little bit. It seemed like John Oliver I didn't pull
this. He is. I'm not leaving until I get set off the stage
by Anthony Anderson's mother. So I'm just gonna name every player on Liverpool's football
team on goal. You have to like four players. Yeah. Christina Applegate
came out and she was the first presenter of the night, got a big
standing ovation. What's she dealing with MS? Yeah? Yeah, I had
to look it up though I had no idea. I knew there was something
I didn't know it was MS. And she's fifty two, so everyone's standing
up for her at this point. Oh my god, you're totally shaming me
with just believe by standing up it's fine. Okay, body not by ozembic.
Okay, let's go. Some of you may know me as Kelly Bundy
from Married with Children. Thank you. We don't have to applaud every time
I do something. She's great. Yeah, she was funny. Yeah,
she was very funny, and I remember she was going through something and then
Senior come out with a cane. Was like, oh no, it made
me feel super old. They had some tributes to some older TV shows,
had sets built out. They did a Cheers reunion. They did a mini
Sopranos reunion for twenty five years with and Malthy. It was earlier in the
show right show. They did a Martin reunion and man, so they cut
down Martin's speaking lines and he was had shake hands when opening the envelope.
He's going through something too, is he? He had to be because that
was not normal. That was not normal. Yeah. Let they let the
other dude who I didn't know on Martin make all the jokes. Yeah,
made a lot of rapid fire jokes. And then Martin himself basically said nothing.
I can't be the only one that was thinking this, but I haven't
seen a formal story or anything online. But his hands were shaking and he
was talking kind of yeah, just it wasn't sharp. Yeah, who knows,
but I mean he's fifty eight. You know. I texted this to
Kevin because I didn't know how dug in you were on football. I didn't
want to bug you with a group with another group text. Do you think
do you think white Twitter was happy about last night? Sammy's Well JAJ had
a tweet that was like a big night for the blacks, but with the
speeches, with the all of the diversity and how a lot of folks were
represented, a lot of African Americans won awards, and the fact that it
was on Mlkday, do you think that white nationalist Twitter was really enjoying the
TV very minute of it. Yeah, Well, I don't know. I
mean every almost every winner was from three shows yeah the other night, Yeah,
I mean Succession and the Bears. Your big winner Beef and maybe Succession
Bear Beef was almost everything. The only other two or the one girl won
from Abbot Elementary and she had a great speech, and then Nissi Nash won
and I was just like, oh my god, niss Nash from Reno nine
one one, Look how far you've come. I think it's awesome and she's
bad ass. Y had maybe the best speach of the night. Well,
who is that the who's the lady with the giant up tops in the nast
okay like they were millimeters from it was called full nudity. Yeah from Freedom,
good Gravy. There was an FCC operator on stand by on button.
So you have the guy that runs the delay for the audio or or blanks
that out. Yeah, but then you have the guy that has the pixels
getting ready. Here's a quick joke by Carol Burnett. Always good to see
Carol Burnette do a funny. It may be a little standard, uh you
know joke. It's good. But a lot has changed in the last forty
six years for the better. Progress has been made and it, oh,
it truly warms my heart to see how well men are doing intomedy. Though
good, she gave a good like an Ada boy, I got good And
it's just fit so perfectly because there's so many damn emotional speeches. Are people
taking themselves too seriously? And Kevin who does a setup? This is so
good with like the progress we've made, it's just so perfect. Did you
liked to hit him? With a just a zinger. Did you like the
weekend update format for a present presenting? I didn't pull it, but I
didn't like the format, like mix it up the way they were teasing it
all night A special weekend Update with Amy Poehler and uh uh, Tina fade
I thought they were actually going to do a weekend update. I was just
kind of looking forward to that, but they used it as a as a
platform to basically five jokes for each nominee. Right, best, Uh,
but it's basically best Award show. Yeah, it was the best Special something.
Yeah, no, but the Emmys were nominated on the Emmys, right.
I thought it was the Oscar the Academy Awards, but it was oh
yeah, they made a joke about the Oscars that it was longer than it
was the Academy Awards. It was the Elton John concert, it was Rihanna's
halftime show, a couple other things. Odd category, it's not category for
sure. Now I want to play something from last week as a reset.
Here's Kieran Culkin last week winning at the Golden Globes. I've been in here
a couple of times. It's nice, but I sort of accepted I was
never going to be on the stage, so this is a nice moment.
Suck at Pedro. Sorry mine, he's holding the award. It's mine,
Okay, So he suck it to Pedro pis call. Here's Pedro Piscal and
a shoulder sling and he is presenting something and he gets a shot at I've
bleeped it out, but just know that what is bleeped out here is Kiaren
Colkin beat the s out of me. A lot of people have been asking
about my arm. It's actually my shoulder, and I think tonight is a
perfect time to tell everyone that Kieren cle here are the nominees for Supporting Actor.
He started laughing ause the camera cut to Kieran Colcan and Aaron Coolker was
kind of mean. Ugg the dead eyes stare at it. No sold it
so good. Joel McHale and Ken Jong with the comedy bit I love.
I mean as a look at Joe mchel Homer for sure. But we are
here to honor the outstanding reality competition programs. We know a thing or two
about reality competition shows. Because Ken is finally over the hype requirement to participate
in the profit sharing. So Mo Boddy, where do you go stop stop
Seriously, on TV, reality competition programs are better than they've ever been.
In fact, reality is the most notable of callings, even more than medicine.
I should know here we go. You were thrown out of medicine.
Okay, he killed the guy. Can't say that he killed the guy.
Can't say that for the last two years, say that the instruments that almost
killed that dude. We're the ones the nurses left in. Okay, the
ones that saved his life. I left in and I only have to get
for ten days. At that point, give me all the rays that Oh,
okay, and that is the end of our comedy bit. It never
started. That's how I feel about this show. Sometimes I just love that
stuff like TV shut up like and then no, the bit never started.
Just be real, Uh, it never started. Joys Suddy Crew came out.
It was pretty funny doing the whole thing. I pulled it in and
said, we don't need to play this. I think the best one of
the night, though, we should play is The Bear wins for Best Comedy.
Weirdly, it's in the comedy category and the White Lotuses in the drama
category. Like the White Lotus is funnier than the Bear in terms of just
like how much like tone of comedy just I mean the Bear Munt had more
like funny moments too, but like well that the Bears were like a real
life funny moment. I mean, The Bear win's Best TV Show for a
comedy, and Succession wins for best Drama, and they're both drama shows,
making it a little strange. But you know, positionless basketball, right,
so it doesn't really matter, I guess, but it was strange at the
White Lotus considered a drama if you're gonna do that that either way. The
guy that's accepting the speech is Mattie Matheson. What his name on the show.
This is the last one, right, Yeah, he's a big,
heavy set fellow with neck tattoos in the kitchen. Yeah, he's a real
kitchen man. He's never acted before, like he was plucked from the kitchen
and put on a sound stage. He owned some restaurants in Toronto called how
about Mattie's Patty's Burger Club. But either way, I'm trying to get his
character name on The Bear. It doesn't matter. I'll play the audio first.
I'll try to find that real quick here he has accepted and he's not
the star of the show. Very yeah, he's not one of the top
five or six stars the show. But he takes the trophy and he does
the speech. Yeah, I just want to thank restaurants as a whole,
hospitality as a whole. I love you. I've been I just love restaurants
so much. The grass what he said, I love you having Evan is
couz so the cousin on the show. Cousin gave him a ten second kiss
on the mouth. It went longer. I edited out because it was so
long. He played a loose lipped kiss. Yeah, there's no tongue,
but that was It wasn't a tight lip typicals straight male, you know,
for a bit kiss. It was, but it wasn't like open mouth.
But is close a shock factor moment he plays Neil fact fact Yeah, yeah,
it's allays a little shocking when they go, hey, fac yeah,
you know, and you're what they call it, that's fact. I just
love restaurants so much, the good, the bad. It's rough. We're
all broken inside and every single day we got to show up and cook and
make people feel good by eating something and sitting at a table and it's really
beautiful and all of us here get to make a show together and we get
to make people feel good or filled with anxiety or triggered seems. But,
uh, this is really amazing. It's beautiful, the cast and crew.
There's so many people that make this show happen every single day, and it's
really beautiful. It's hard work, it's early hours. We don't see the
sun for three months. We'll shooting on a sound stage. It's really cool.
I've never been on one before, I've never acted before. I love
all these people so much. Yeah, we want to take it fixed.
Bex's time, Jasy, thank you so much. But now I want to
give a special shout out to our guy, John Soldberg, a sober Man.
You know John Silberg longer than I have. Yeah. Yeah, he's
been a great connect through the years in my radio career for providing us with
wonderful FX guests. Yeah he cut it off or that, Yeah, you
cut it off at the end when he said, there you go. Restaurants,
Yo, restaurants for oh okay, restaurants forever. That's how it ended.
He loves restaurants. My battle that restaurants forever. But she reminded me.
I texted this, do you guys? It reminded me of Paul McCartney's
signing off after a halftime show saying thank you super Bowl super Bowl Like the
Mmy's basically ended with him yelling, yo, restaurants forever. Hellh Yeah,
this dude good has affects his tight looks like five restaurants. He also had
one called Mattie Matheson's Meete plus three. That was a restaurant that he used
to own back in the day. He had a heart attack at the age
of twenty nine. A cocaine guy beginning in eleventh grade, but sober since
twenty thirteen. What did you make the sea side? I didn't do anything.
Are we a little two guys only? Like for real? It's three
shows essentially, Yeah, mopped the floor, like if you're there representing what
white the White loads winning Jennifer Coolidge one, There's a couple of things,
but the Abbot Elementary one one and then Nissi Nash one. But honestly,
it was just bear succession, beef repeat. It was a wave, and
I thought a lot of stuff got overlooked as a matter of fact, overlooked.
Yeah, when Last of Us. They showed the one of the quick
clips from Last of Us. It was up for I don't know, Best
Drama or something or Best Limited Series or Best Series, and they showed a
quick clip from the episode of the two with the Dick Offerman episode, and
I remember Dad and Bill? Yeah yeah, and that should that scene alone
should have been up for an Emmy. The greatest best episode basically, yeah,
yeah, is that it? And it didn't win, No, it
didn't win. But whatever one was really good? What was it? What
one was Succession? When when Dad died? And that was really good?
But that episode of Last of Us was probably the best episode. It was
my favorite last year. I mean there was a so so when shows are
on their way out too, Succession is going to get a lot of love.
Bettercoll Salt get screwed in that regard, but Better Coll Salt was amazing.
But Succession did top it, probably sucause You Bear were far away the
best things I've ever seen, and b Fine finished five episodes and never finished
it. So I finished PEF and I liked it, but I wasn't blown
away with it like Bear. And hell Danny told me about Bear before any
Well, you you got onto that real early when the first season started.
When I knew they were making a show, a series about kitchens. Yeah,
and it had had jaws in it. I'm like, yeah, I
gotta check this out. You're the first I ever heard the word from.
I was screaming from the rooftops after the first episode and saying, this is
already my favorite show of the last ten years. Oh you know what.
Hso I loved the Emmys last night. Three Hours always good, man?
Are they? I think so because I kind of blend them all together and
I kind of don't care, but because I know you get worked up,
I'm like, you know what, I want to watch this. So I
was flipping back and forth, and you know, Eagles Bucks wasn't all that
amazing, so I got to see a ton of it. I really liked
it. Again, Amy's has always been really good about we're doing a bunch
of awards and we're not gonna do a ton of bits a bunch of awards.
Hey, between them and the Globes two for two on stand on time
too is d three hours. We're now putting big messages up. You want
to think your people will just put a graphic on there here's your forty seconds.
And like, the Grammys will be in February. I love the Grammys.
The Grammys are not about awards, They're about we're gonna show you a
million performances. The Oscars is kind of the drudgery. Oh it's tedious.
Yeah, it's tedious. It is. You got a gamble on it.
That's the only way. And coming up next, I do this. Contacted
a city, the city administrator from a town in Oklahoma. I have beef
with them, beef boof. We'll discuss the CD details next on ninety seven
to one, The Freak