Welcome to Buns and Banter, a podcast by work Busties for work Busties.
Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia.
We're both millennials, and we're both trying to figure out how to build
the live sweet dream about dating, marriage, career, career, and being
a mom, how to get through a week without crying. Welcome to Buns
and Banter. We're glad you're here. I love that. I love that
he loves it energy. The energy Kid's just a hype machine walking around.
I love that for him. Yeah, he's so good at it because it
would be a rough if it were the other way. And he hated going
to Yeah school. Yeah, so I'm glad that he loves it at private
school. No, he does. He'll be so excited for Catholic Schools Week
dressed like a Saint Day. Some kids go hardcore too. I remember doing
pick up last year and I was like, oh, is it terrible that
I'm like, wait, shouldn't shouldn't this be like Catholic Schools Week? Shouldn't
it be during like Easters? It makes sense, well, you know what,
it's leading up to Lent though, oh, okay, Lent's coming.
I think like the twelfth. I think it's the day after the Super Bowl.
I'll oh, get your sins out now, because we are in repent
period for the next forty Yeah. Yeah, they'll learn about that. But
it's fun. It's it's great. My kid's going to private school, paying
a good chunk, but it's worth it, I guess. Yeah, so
let's talk about let's talk about his homework, because this is just like,
yeah, it's so cute. But also I would be like, uh,
oh, so I have to admit. So my husband and I are both
Catholic, baptized all the sacraments, and my kids have not gotten baptized yet.
You know, when we got over here to West Michigan, it just
did feel like the churches were a little different than how I grew up in
Lansing, and we were kind of trying to find our community, if you
will. So Will's not baptized yet. We planned on it. He's not
baptized yet, So it's homework they're doing. He's six, he's six,
he's five, he's five. We're gonna do it probably before six. He's
five. Okay, I mean, like I don't care no, I know,
I just feel I feel really bad, Like there's the Catholic guilt that
comes in, right, we're so good at it. I don't have it.
I was raised Methodist, am baptized a confirmed but well, no purgatory
for this one. So we get this email from his teacher, and I'm
automatically uncomfortable because I'm like, oh darn it. I knew we were gonna
have to face this at some point, Like it makes sense that that's what
they would talk about and learn about because he's going to a Catholic school.
So I had to like fire back an email. It's like, oh,
you know, is there an alternative idea? And she was so kind,
she said, there's a few other parents that are doing this as well,
instead of having him, you know, find pictures from his baptism and talk
about the story. Why what are you supposed to do when you're like an
infant anyway, draw what you think your baptism would look like? Oh,
when you whenever you do get baptized, if you get baptized, what do
you think? Oh? Will was so stoked, so stoked because I told
him so. I told him. We worked on it the other night and
I said draw your baptism. He goes, oh, I already know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna draw myself in the River Jordan next to Jesus.
I was like, oh, we are feeling some kind of way about
our soul. Oh he's think he's got a he's got Jesus got flug.
He's got an idea though, that that's gonna be his baptism. Yep.
And he was all like, he drew Jesus, he drew Saint John the
Baptist, that's he was there, blessing him, dunkan him. Oh what
they will be? They were the whole thing. And I was like,
oh, man, okay, I mean shoot for the stars. Yeahcause even
if you missed, you land on the moon is like really cliche. A
lot of kids get a spring break trip their senior year, Will gets a
baptism trip to the River Jordan, which I don't know. The geographical things
have changed so much in world history since biblical times? Is it not in
Jordan? I don't. I don't know. Oh, I mean I I
would think. So, you know what, let's get to the Google machine.
Let's get to the Google. You learn something every time you listen to
buns how I thought this podcast was gonna go and that you know, that's
really the draw of buns and banter is that you just really never know.
That is the second thing asked on Google. So it's not just us,
it's a Jordan. It's a Jordan. Well it runs along the border between
oh Jordan and the West Bank. That's like a it's got some violence currently
done that I don't know Israel in southwestern Syria. You're definitely gonna need passport,
yep, I don't know. Maybe we'll go to the River Jordan.
Okay, so they work out some some things, Okay, but maybe we
just like recreate it. We can look at Google photos, right mm hmm.
Yeah, it's gonna be great. I just need a Yeah. He's
all he's gonna care about is being in some great water with Jesus. You
know this. I think that more kids should. I mean baptize your kids
whenever you want. But I do like the idea of the child being a
little bit older when they get baptized too, just from like the chaos aspect,
Like I want to know what questions they're gonna ask, and like with
a baby, you don't really have a choice, like you're getting dunked or
you're getting like you're getting some water on the you know, like a baby.
You don't know what's going on. The worst it can happen is they
cry. I feel like this the opera could be gold. I really thought
you were gonna go with. I just think it's really great that they can
learn what's happening and make the decision. You're like, I'm here for the
show. Yeah, because he drew his picture and he's getting he's getting really
good at people, like he draws really good people now. And then there
was this little well, it looked like a little brown d right up in
the corner of the picture beyond okay, an atomical part. Yeah, And
I was like, buddy, what is that. He goes, obviously that's
the dove, the dove, Like, yeah, it's something. It's the
other d word, the dove. So he had the dove, and he
drew the Holy Spirit similarly. So that went to school today and maybe hung
up in the hallway. Amazing. I'm proud of it, proud of him.
He's such a good little man, what a good little soul. And
you made your debut last night. We have to talk about Lauren's segue into
sports broadcasting. I'm doing this for us because I think we would be really
great at sports broadcasting. And I want to shout out Alan, one of
our big ones, because he said that same thing to me. He said,
Oh my gosh, I would love to see you and Ali doing more
with sports. And I'm loved it, Oh my gosh. In West Michigan,
we have our very first women's pro volleyball team, the Grand Rapids Rise.
So cool it is, and last night was just it was like onspiring.
I guess that's a really cliche thing to say, but the amount of
like little girls there that were just eyes wide open, jaw on the floor
because they've never gotten to see something like this at a professional level. Yes,
And there were so many women there, like, our coach is a
woman. Yep. They're hearing a PA announcer that's a woman, the color
color commentary is a woman. Yes. And then there were like a ton
of guys there that were just so into the action. They'd made signs.
There were people there Kathy's crew or something like that for coach coach Kathy.
It was so cool and I was so scared for weeks. Oh my god,
I can do you, like every single day, just ready to absolutely
soil my pants over this. It's nothing I've ever done before. So the
game was last night at seven o'clock, which, to be honest with you,
is a little past my bad time. So I didn't make it out,
but I do plan to go to some games in the future. I
had to come out in a games. I had a couple of friends go
last night. Oh yeah, that said it was an absolute riot, and
they also said that it was a packed house. It was sold out.
That's I love it. I love it. And then there were these moments
so before doors opened, so it's just like the team and you know,
the crew there, one of the player's moms came and like started and the
only reason I like could eavesdrop is because they were right behind me. But
it was so sweet. She was just like, I'm sorry, I didn't
think I would do this. I'm just so proud of you, Like,
I can't believe I'm finally seeing you like able to realize your dream and do
this. And then the other thing that's so remarkable to me is how many
of these women are moms. O O, oh my gosh. And recent
moms. I had babies maybe a year and a half ago. Now in
Spandex smashing a volleyball into someone's face. It's incredible. And so we were
sitting there and one of the players, her husband or partner walked in with
their little girl, who is so stink and cute. I saw at the
scrimmage last week and she sees across the cornhills. Oh my god, I
forgot to give her dinner, didn't I hold on, hold on, leave's
practice to go and like get some stuff from concessions for her, like goes
from professional volleyball player into mo mode, back into professional volleyball player. And
I just think that is such a cool example of something to see. Yeah,
it's amazing. I love it that. It was so cool. I
was watching some of the videos on the Rise social media gr Rise if you
want to follow them online, and you should, and it was just like
Little Mike sessions where they talk about their favorite TV show or the music that
they listen to. And there are some country music fans on the Rise,
which I'm super excited about. We should hang out ladies. Also, a
lot of them their favorite shows are like oh, Gossip Girl, Girl or
one Tree Hill and I'm like, these are my people, Yeah, these
are my people, yes, and just they're dominating. It was so I
don't know, it's just we're both very female empowered and to see just a
sport at a professional level and men with their jaws on the floor over that
level of play, they are so frickin' good. I think it's time for
professional I mean, I think it has been time for professional sports for women
to become more of an event where they're attended and they're watched and they're like
people are fangirling out. And I think we've sort of seen that with like
college sports for sure, and we're definitely getting there, like a lot of
like women's basketball, there are a lot of celebrities now that attend WNBA games
and like that. I just feel like is one of the dominoes that needs
to fall, Like once the celebrities start going and people are like, oh,
this is like cool now to go to these It's always been cool but
welcome right Like it's having a big moment right now, and I love that
this is a piece of it. It is. I was just so stoked
to see every seat and like nobody getting up. It was we have like
a deal that we run for some of our minor league teams here, two
dollars beers, two dollar dogs. Yeah, oh did they do that?
They did it last night. Epic, but like people would run really quick,
like during a break. Otherwise they were in their seats because they did
not want to miss a second. Well, volleyball, I also think is
one of the more interesting sports to watch. I've got nothing against basketball.
I played basketball when I was in high school. I also played volleyball when
I was in high school, and I feel like I would rather watch volleyball
than basketball in my opinion, at any level, at any level, it
was just like boom boom. It was really really really cool. So if
you're one of our local listeners or viewers, like you should really come to
a game. It's worth it. That would be fun. I want to
put a group together. I want like yeah, and we'll be like your
cheering section. Oh gosh, that's nice. We're gonna get your face,
print it out, we're gonna put it onto six he had When I got
there, they had like a camera in my face the whole time, and
I was like, if you run a second of that on the jumbo tron.
I was like, I have been up since three o'clock in the morning
without a nap. No, yeah, get her up there, get her
up there, put her socials up there, get it. Let's get a
buns in banter, like little yeah, ten second video that they can play
on the jumbo tron intro. Yes, because they've invited me. They're like,
oh my gosh, shout out your show is what you do. And
I was like, okay, yeah, we'll just give me a good thirty
seconds to run down the stuff. Put seriously though, I'm right, yeah,
it was cool. I just man, I felt I felt like the
Shania Twain song needed to start, and I feel like a woman, That's
what I felt like. It was a good knife. Should it should be
played after the national anthem at every woman's sporting event. It should be played,
and we will all remain standing, hands over our hearts, thank you.
Yes, one hundred percent. There's a possibility I have offended like twice
now in the last like four minutes. I don't know how people feel about
religion or the fact that I just was like, should I Twain deserves the
same respect as our national anthem? This is real, This is unfiltered.
This is real. This is why you come here. Did you watch Sultburn?
No? Okay, okay, that's fine. I can't get a moment.
I try. I started it, yeah, and then my kid got
up. I know I can. I still haven't watched Barbie. Oh okay,
but yeah, I can't judge you as I haven't watched Sultburn. I
mean, I don't think they're the same thing. No, I don't like
one is like very much necessary to live in the world as a woman.
Oh, I do know my Saltburn character. Oh, and I haven't watched
it, so I thought it would be fun for you to tell me.
Okay, I know mine too. Oh did you? Yeah? I did
it on banks TikTok on TikTok does yeah, okay, what is his name?
Where did it go? Oh? No, where did my TikTok go?
Did they take it down? Because I was just so amazing. I
hate when they do that. I don't know. No, I don't know
who. I don't know where it is. It was. It was the
guy not with the bigger nose. It was a lordy character, Jacob a
Lordie that one me too, me too? So what does he do?
He's like the main character Felix, so he does some weird stuff. Then
no, he doesn't, He's not in the bathtub. It's just Oliver who
does the weird stars. Okay, Berry Kyogan. I think that's how you
say it. I think it's kyogan. I've done a ton of stories about
it, and I just don't I just say Barry, yeah, which I
mean, oh burn Barry. There are not a lot of berries in Hollywood,
so it's kind of a good name. So that's probably great for us
to have. We do have main character energy. We're just very afraid of
ever hyping our main character energy. It's true. We're not good at self
promotion. No, I can't. There were so many people that shot me
DMS last type and said, I didn't know you're a PA announcer. I
was like, that is because I am terrified of talking about myself. Yep
unsure. So you know, until until you're like really good at I do
the same thing. Until I'm like really good at something, I don't talk
about it. Nope, that wasn't me. My god look alike apparently so
excited for you though. That's epic, and I really do think we should
make a little bit more effort for like a sports What would be the sport
you would love to call? Because I think I could fake my way through
golf. I would love to do golf as well. I would love it.
Seems no offense, it seems so simple it and it's so cold.
Yeah, yeah, hyped, I know, but I feel like we could
bring a real pitch perfect energy to Dame. You know, yeah, Elizabeth
Banks. And who is that guy? I can never remember his name.
We're going to google him too, because we were talking about this and I
felt so bad. I'm like, man, he's in so many things.
He's such a funny guy and nobody ever he was in Crashers. Yeah,
like he's resident funny guy. But he's not even top building the cast.
Well, they don't have a huge party. John Michael Higgins, John Michael
Higgins, I've never heard that name in my life, but you know who
know who it is, but you know who is super famous, And I
really think that we could That would be amazing. Yeah, golf. I'm
telling you. My friend Tim said the same thing. He goes, I
want you to start commentating the NFL, and I was like, then we
would once again be seeing a lot of Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah,
I'd be like, oh, that looked like a down But did you see
the puffy jacket that our designer just put onte? I know, I do
love I think it is it juice check? Is that how you pronounce I
think so the last name. I don't know much about him, but I
know that he's a very supportive husband and his wife is making all of these
clothes and she made Taylor Swifted jacket for the Chief credible and every post about
this like jacket that she made. I think his name's Kyle. Is it
Kyle j Right? He's like in the comments being like made by Kylie is
it Kylie? No? Or Kyle or his wife John his wife? His
wife. We're really good at supporting women. I know of her right,
her love her stuff. Yeah, but I think that that is so cute.
He's like hyping her up at the same time that he's like playing professional
football and she's like making clothes, not even for the team that he plays
on. Man, we have talked about this on the pod before. I
think it is an absolute pillar of a relationship, whether you just started dating
and you're wondering if this is a good fit or you're thinking about that next
level, you have to have at least a percentage of a hype boyfriend,
hype girlfriend whatever. They've got to be proud of what you're doing, and
they've got to be public about it. They don't they don't have to be
in my opinion, they don't have to be like proud of it. Well,
yeah, they've got to be kind of proud of it. But all
you're doing. Yeah, but I think of like lean into the cringe,
like on social media. A lot of people post cringe stuff on social media
because it gets hits and like it helps you grow your platform. So you
have to be like cringey a certain amount of time in order to like grow
the following. And I feel like you just have to have someone who like
tolerates that and like understands it. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you
know. That's a good definition of like an insta boyfriend too. Like you
don't even have to love the stuff I post. You don't have to understand
it. You just have to, like you just have to be supportive and
be like, yeah you do you. I already feel bad enough about it.
I don't need you to join in. Just say cringe up. I
know were making things happen. Look at you go, I know, look
at you go. Gosh, man, man, oh man, I've got
an update. I was I did you see my eyes? I was like,
can I ask? I said, we didn't really discuss it before.
We're in the app, and I didn't run this by him either. So
this is a show our favorite. Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna rip
the band aid off. I have a boyfriend and he's meeting my parents this
weekend. What. Yeah, I didn't even know this crazy, right we
have We have a labeled relations labeled it's labeled I didn't meeting your parents.
I'm yeah, we're meeting the parents. And it's like a really weird.
Oh it's a big step. When everyone I talk to keep saying so soon,
and I'm like, is it too soon? No? When's too soon
to meet the parents? So I would not I don't listen to other people
about timeline, Like please step off, lindsay you got married after four months
of dating. I literally don't need your advice on anything. Right, Is
this is this the gentleman that you had known from the past? Yes,
not too soon? Oh this is so sweet. Okay, so full story
because I feel like okay, yeah, no, it's totally fine. We
knew each other when we were kids. Our dad's coached football together, so
like joking, we didn't know. But like when we were kids, we
both had like the biggest crushes on each other. Oh my god, and
we just like never knew that because we were six and eight and like sort
of like six and nine or whatever. But like we were children. So
then obviously, like life carries on and you just like go your separate ways
and like do your own thing. Apparently we both been in grand rapids for
like the last fifteen years and we just like didn't even know because the planets
had to align and here we are. So yeah, so we like reconnected
on a dating app, which there's a difference of opinion in when he reached
out the first time. He says that he reached out to me for the
first time like over a year ago. I don't remember him good reaching out.
You guys are already having the argument about who liked wo long, I'm
so excited but anyways, boyfriend boyfriend, and like you're you're saying it really
excitedly, Yeah, which is I am excited? Yeah? No, I
I like I like him Oh shit, this is great, Like you were
dating, like, but it's such like a foreign thing and I'm trying not
to be like obnoxious about it, but I'm I think you should be.
I think you deserve to be. But yeah, thank good. And he's
meeting my parents this weekend. Like we we know each other's parents because our
dad's coached together, so obviously there's a relationship there. Our parents don't really
keep in touch that much either, so I'm like re meeting his parents,
which is like a weird layer because we're like, is it weird that we
already feel like we already know these people but we really don't. Yeah,
we really don't. And you were different, I mean, like you're not
six and eight, right, It's so cool. I know it's it's pretty
cute. But everyone that I like, I just told my my co host,
my morning show co host about it after your morning show. It's fine,
that's fine. I mean, like you you knew about him. He
also found out today, I my morning show co host, so like,
no, no, it's a matter of like hours that you're finding out it.
For man, I'm just so excited it was labeled. I didn't know
it was Oh yeah, it was labeled yeah beautiful, and you guys are
both going to the east side. Then we are. So it's my my
mom and dad's birthdays. My dad's birthday was yesterday, my mom's birthday is
today, So we're going to celebrate their birthday this weekend. And then,
in a weird also other coincidence, his mom lives in the subdivision, like
right across a way from my parents. This could not be more This is
gonna be a Hallmark movie. Oh my god. So I think we're just
gonna like grab dinner with his mom mate his sister when like cut through the
backyards and just get to the house. I mean we could we could that.
This is so great, This is so cool. So yeah, how
soon is too soon to meet the parents? Like if you just had to
be like, that's too soon. I do think it was weird when I
had my first college boyfriend, like the way things, the way the cards
fell. He was there when my parents like came to pick me up.
I didn't have a car my first year of college, so he was there
when my parents came to pick me up for Thanksgiving break and we'd met together
like four weeks. Oh, I don't think that's weird. I was like,
well, because then like they knocked on my dorm room door, and
I was down because I lived in traditional housing, so I was down in
the community bathroom. Yeah, and then he opened it, so he was
like hello in his athleisure where I guess I will say, and my mom's
like hello, and I was like, oh my god, this is my
boyfriend. That was not like great, especially because he was four years older
than me. Oh my god, my dad dad keeled over. Oh love
that. Yeah, what dorm are you in? Kissler? Same? Yeah,
girl land up on the fourth floor. Oh yeah, yeah. So
probably that was a little too soon, maybe, but okay, it was
like who I'm married to now? They met him because we were friends first,
we weren't dating. So then when I brought him home once, I
was like, we're dating. My mom's like really, It's like yes,
but why But that ended up working out fine. Yeah, well you know
we've been we've been dating for like a month and a half, so we're
actually not much longer than that. But you have the history. I know.
That's why it does feel a little bit different than another person, and
like it it feels My co host was like this seems like fast for you,
like usually you are not. Yeah, well that's fair, quite as
motivated to like dive in the way that you are, and like I don't.
I don't feel like I'm diving in. I feel like it's just like
convenient, like I'm going home this weekend for my parents' birthdays, and like
he is, can also get a trip in to see his family and they
lived down the street, and like everybody used to know each other. So
it doesn't feel like the steaks are as high as it would if I was
meeting total strangers. That being said, still nervous, yeah, I mean
absolutely still nervous, but it just feels right, oh god, yeah,
yeah. You know. I don't like talking about this kind of stuff because
I don't like to tempt fate. I don't like to tempt the universe.
Like when things are going well, I just like to keep to myself and
like, if it's broke, don't fix it exactly, Like I don't want
to. I don't want because as soon as something starts going good and you're
excited about it, something terrible goes wrong. Find Out he's got a life,
find out he's got a wife and kids. It would be terrible,
but not the case, but not the case. Just doing like a like
a dinner, like a chill dinner. I think dinner with his side will
like we'll go out and then like I'm I'm not worried for him to come
to my parents' house, but like we'll just be hanging out at my parents
house. We're gonna have pizza and like have drinks and stuff, which is
sick usually when stuff. But my my niece is like really excited to meet
him. Oh my god, and she is a wild card, wild card,
so I was this one sick. So I am, like, I'm
more nervous about that than my parents, because like kids, if kids will
just say it to your face, yes, and they have no shits,
they are savage, honest beings. I will be honest. I have had
hurt feelings before and then and then you have to collect yourself and think like,
no, I'm the adult in this situation. This shouldn't affect me,
Like, so we're hoping for the best. I am now trading spots with
you where I'm so stoked for the chaos, yes, yes, six and
meeting the new boyfriend. Yeah, but you know what you're gonna get an
honest rundown. I it's priceless, and I like, I'm like this would
be funny to post on TikTok like I should. But then like the update,
like I haven't told anybody about this, so I'm literally gonna be like,
hi, it's me. A couple updates. A lot has happened.
I've got a boyfriend, he's meeting my parents. Here's how that's gonna go.
Actually, that is a really fun I feel like it would be really
funny. And then just film because my mom is also like super awkward like
me, I know exactly where I get it from. And she's already she
has called me every day this week like okay, so like, what's the
plan again, What's like, what's happening? What should I I'm like,
relax, write me out a list of conversational topics that are okay. Yeah,
but mostly she just like has quite like how are your mom and dad?
I haven't seen him in twenty five years? Oh so jokingly, I
know, jokingly, we refer to like the period of time that we didn't
know each other. We just like we call that our twenty five year break,
Like we just took a twenty five year break. I don't think we
could get better at us so cute. He's always like, you know,
I really wish we never took that twenty five year break. I know,
so far as third person in the combo, he's saying some nice things.
Yeah, and he did. He. I would say that he met my
friends pretty early on in the in the situation as well, because it just
the way it fell. Yeah, New Year's Eve. It was just like
a he met them on New Year's Eve? Do you have a New Year's
Eve? Kiss of goly? I we have like been so deprived, deprived
of each other. Well, it's been going, it's been going so well.
So I've been quiet because I'm like, that's I don't want to mess
it up. I don't want I don't know what relationship gods are listening or
what mood they're in, but I really enjoy this right now. Yeah,
it's been a long time since I've been since I've like met parents. Are
you guys driving over together together? Which was another thing that he was worried
about because I'm driving and he's like, are your parents gonna think I'm a
deadbeat for like not driving? I'm like, no, they're not gonna they're
not gonna think that, but I love that he asked it. Yeah,
no, but like you should pump her gas on the way home because it's
gonna be so cold to girl. So I already filled up. Oh of
course you did. I already filled out, and I got an oil change
yesterday, and I went to the car wash and like vacuumed out my car
because it's like so full of dog hair. And I'm like, nobody wants
to ride in my dirty as car for two and a half hours. So,
yeah, what does Fran think of him? Oh, Fran is a
special lady, as we know, and I can tell that she like,
she really wants to like him. She really wants to like him, but
she's just like and she's a little bit older now, which I think it's
getting tougher to introduce her to new people as she gets older. Fran is
my behaviorally challenged seven year old pippole angel. She is so sweet once you
make it into the inner circle. But man, she's making it really tough
for him. Yeah, she is. It's also probably hard though that she
is seeing her best friend forever with some other love in her life. Yes,
yes, she loved my ex Oh they were. They were like best
buds. So's fan will give you a pass on that. Yeah, and
like there was one other guy that I dated, the British guy. She
also loved him. Okay, but that was five years ago. Yeah,
yep, he's probably she's set in her ways for a bit and he will
get in that circle. That's That's kind of what I'm thinking, Like,
we just we really have to play the long game. But he wants it
so bad. That's he wants it so bad. And I'm like, no,
I totally get that. But that's working against you because she can sense
that, and she's gonna make you working harder. Yeah. So I wish
I had any other word that I could use except cute. Right now,
I'm just like geming over how freaking sweet this is. I'm so excited for
your weekend. Yeah, I think it's gonna be amazing. I should have
lots of updates, but like, def next week, TikTok right, I'm
gonna try. I'd love it if you could film too, like her talking
to him. Yeah, I mute, and then you'll just write out what
the dialogue. Oh my gosh, it's gonna be brillan it's gonna be brilliant,
perfect, perfectly brilliant. Yep, so look at us, great good
times. We're doing it. We're God love, religion, sports, hashtag,
buns banter. You're gonna get your kid baptized, not in the river
Jordan. But my moose parents are so relieved. I'm not gonna end up
a crazy dog lady. Jury's out. We don't know yet, but some
serious effort coming from this gentleman, some serious efforts. We love it,
and probably by next year you and I will be like calling NFL games for
like Fox Sports a living, making millions of dollars m I'd actually like to
retire, Oh yeah, like tomorrow, like right now. Yeah,