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We're heading into summer and one parent
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lifting in the summertime with the kids
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summer. There's still a little bit
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Says there is some good living.
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Oh, his first nice day of
the year, and Danny here all of

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a sudden, I don't know I
went because he sent me, I did

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a COVID tout and I was like, all right, yeah, Carrie's had

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some this is going on to the
last couple of days. She COVID tested

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was negative too. So so yesterday
on the last episode of the podcast,

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we talked about we talked about a
massage joint in avonn Let's go, well,

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it's a massage joint in Avon,
And I just want to play the

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news story because I found out new
stuff that I think changes things, and

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I think when we play the story
the second time, you're going to hear

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it differently. Here our top story
at five thirty. The operator of what's

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described as an unlicensed spa in a
Livingston County town is now the subject of

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a police investigation after numerous complaints from
the community. Thirteen whims. Carly Minor

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spoke with the mayor of Avon to
learn more. Carly Karen, a neighbor,

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tells me he has filed countless complaints
about Candy Girl Sensual Massage Parlor.

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Candy Girl Sensual Massage Parlor. Now
they said unlicensed. Does the shop have

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to be licensed to or just the
massage people therapist? I would assume just

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the massage therapist. I would think
the individual would be licensed and therefore it's

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a I would think, right right, they said I'm unlicensed shop. Yeah,

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I don't know if you have to
get that license. And it is

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New York State after all, and
maybe finding ways to get more money,

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I don't know, using the SPA
for sex acts and promoting services online.

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And we have kids and elderly people
walking by here every day because in there

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with this child, beautiful place to
watch the kids on has been home for

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Michael Reinard for as long as he
can remember. Michael Reinard and blah blah

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blah blah. So I was looking
for candy Girl sensual massage last night,

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and who is the character on Living
Color that would always look kind of like,

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uh, the muscle the muscleman.
Yeah, man, Yeah, So

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this the person? So I look
it up. It's Diva Watson. There's

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not Diva Watson, number number of
different names, Diva Watson, candy Girl,

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Sensual Massage, Diva Watson, and
Diva Watson is on Instagram and the

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description under Diva Watson is trans extraordinary. I am an inspiring entrepreneur and producer.

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Now, normally I think that these
places are pretty discreet. They had

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a bust of an I don't know, there was an unlicensed massage, but

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more going on at the massage joint
in Bushnail's Basin right along the canal.

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Yeah, Vera Demilo. So so
if you look up Candy Girl Central Massage

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you'll see what I'm talking about and
Candy Girl. So I'm looking and I

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went, hang on a second,
is it possible because this person? Then

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I asked somebody who does some really
good digging on the internet to find out

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more about this Candy Girl Central Massage. And there's dick pics of Diva Watson.

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But Diva Watson is I would assume
or pronoun is she? But still

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has the male Jen tell you yes. So I'm here's what I'm thinking.

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I'm just just curiosity because this person
goes on and on in this story that

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the local ABC affiliate did. Did
they go in there to get a massage

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and find out and find out that
it was a transaction? I don't know.

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I have no idea. But he
is not a she. It's still

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anatomically a guy but looks like a
woman. Now, I don't know,

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But so when you listen to the
story, now it makes you wonder,

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like, why is this guy?
And I'm not saying that these places don't

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maybe attract a less desirable element of
clientele. I don't know, but I

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think there's lawyers that have gone into
these places, and doctors and different I'm

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sure. So okay, and it's
an avon. It's kind of out of

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the way. And this guy in
the news story says they say they're closed

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on Sunday on their website, but
Sunday is like one of their busiest days.

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Okay, Well, so I can't
I don't know. So I went,

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Okay, is it gay? If
I went and got a massage and

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I think it's a woman and all
of a sudden, and I don't know.

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I don't think there's back. I
don't think there is. I don't

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think there is. I don't think
that happens. But this person, like,

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here's my question, and I don't
know the answer. I just put

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it out there. It's a deep
philosophical question. Please bear with me for

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a moment. I just wonder if
you were with a transsexual and you didn't

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know that the person was transsexual,
and they performed some kind of job hand

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or other on you, and then
you found out does that make you gay?

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And I would say, no,
it doesn't, because you just something

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happened and in your mind it was
a woman. I don't think so at

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all, Right now, I did
here years ago there was a club downtown

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that was known as a gay club, but a lot of people. Everybody

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went there, and in the basement
or in downstairs where the offices were,

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some of the drag queens would go
down there, and there would be guys

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that would go down with the drag
queens, and there would be jobs given

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and or otherwise. I think that
I was told the story where one of

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them was teaching how to give a
blowjob to another one, not to to

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girls like this and to a guy, and it was a guy doing it

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but dressed as a woman. Well
that's that scene in old school. Yes,

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that was one of the wedding gifts. Yeah, they got they got

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Will Ferrell's wife the blow time class, right right, right right. So

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as for with Andy Dick, I
totally forgot. Andy Dick is so he's

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so good, he's so good,
he's but he's insane. He's insane as

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a human being. So I just
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this, did somebody find out and
the news, the news really can't tell

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you. They can just say unlicensed
massage. Everything else is speculation. I

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even me, I'm speculating, but
I looked at the pictures and then we

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we did a little more digging,
and the person who identifies as Candy Girl

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or comes up as Candy Girl on
the Yelp review for Candy Girl Central Massage

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is Diva Watson on Instagram and under
Diva Watson's name trans extraordinaire. And there's

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even a crank pick and I don't
know where that was, and there's a

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lot of clues to trans in there. Candy Girl, Yeah, Diva.

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Yes, if you're gonna pick a
name, right to not be Bill Moran,

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right, it's gonna be Diva Moran. So now listen to this.

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Does this I'm just wondering, is
it possible that the guy they talked to

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is pissed off because he found out. Either he found out and doesn't want

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that kind of massage parler in his
place, or he went there for a

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bad back. This is on operator
of what's described as an unlicensed spot in

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a Livingston County town is now the
subject of a police investigation after numerous complaints

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from the community. Thirteen whims Carly
myersperience with the Mayor of Avon to learn

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the Mayor of Avon probably has no
idea. Karen, a neighbor, tells

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me your countless complaints about Candy Girl, sensual massage parlor, using the spa

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for sex acts and services online.
And we have kids and elderly people walking

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by here every day because it's a
beautiful place to watch Jesus. I went

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into you can remember, so I'm
thinking in my head, I wonder if

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that happened. Have you ever gone
for a I'm just saying regular above ground,

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regular ass like spot or not?
Yes? Yes, yes, I

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have you got? Do you a
girl? Or do you go guy?

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I ask for a woman? Uh? But or I hope for a woman.

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I've never gone, and I don't
know that. I think it's I

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just I don't like being touched.
But I feel like if I don't want

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to say it's gig because I'm having
a guy do it. But I don't

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want a guy rubbing on me.
And I'm too afraid I'm a boying if

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there's a hot yeah, I think
did that okay, Well that's interesting.

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I I think that you kind of
hope for a woman, because I would

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think of a woman maybe a little
better at the massage, is all I'm

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thinking. I once, at one
place got a very stocky German woman looking

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woman looking woman, I'll just say
that. And she was rough, but

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it was good. But she went
and I stripped completely naked and lay with

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the towel over me, and she
got up right into the fold, like

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I mean, she was taint,
deep man, nothing nothing dirty, nothing

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dirty. And I think I let
out at no. I think I let

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out a whoa, but no no, but hole no nothing. And this

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very legitimate place. I don't know. I know that sometimes they'll ask you

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know what you want? And I
know that my friend who's writing a manuscript,

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I think you were here when I
talked about it. He this whole

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thing is about, uh, just
kind of overcoming a traumatic experience where his

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dog was on a cliff. I
had jumped off on a cliff his daughters

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and they were all hiking in the
Adirondecks, and his daughters were ahead,

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and the dog went off and wound
up on this cliff like an eight by

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five foot cliff, and he climbed
down to get it and couldn't get back

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up and right off the edge.
He's like, it's just you're down into

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an abyss. All you saw were
the tops of trees. And he's waiting

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for a helicopter to come get him. And he said he was trying to

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think of all the tough things he
ever had to do, and one of

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them, I'm gonna see this guy
on Friday. One of them was he

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went for a massage. He and
his wife went to a spa for a

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weekend and when they signed up,
they asked him male or female masseuse.

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He asked for female. He gets
a guy. He goes in and according

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to the story, he writes,
he's got his face down in the ring

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and the guy's massaging, and all
of a sudden, the guy farts,

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the massage guy. The massage guy. The massage guy farts, and he

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stops and says, in a very
deep voice, excuse me. But he

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goes, you know, it's that
soft, they're very quiet, it's very

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dimly lit. Sometimes there's candles in
these places. And he's like, and

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then there I am. I'm trapped
as the smell just comes up to my

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faces in the ring, right and
he goes this is I survive that I'm

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gonna survive the side of this cliff
on the arontics. It's unbelievable. But

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I don't know him. My thing
is art is could there be are you

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looking at this is retaliation for a
situation gone wrong? I don't know if

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that's the case or not. I
really don't, And I'm not saying that

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somebody that's running. Basically, what
this guy it sounds like, is saying

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there's illegal prostitution happening right on our
street and nobody's doing anything about it.

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That's what it sounds like. If
if I were to read between the lines,

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what I find out about Candy Girl
sensual massage is the person who seems

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is the face to the place.
Where is Candy Girl? I don't know.

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I don't know how many messuses they
have or not. It's open twenty

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four hours, it's supposedly closed Sundays. This guy in the news story says

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it's not. But Diva Watson is
he trans is a tranning okay, and

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and has pictures of their penis on
some website. Because somebody sent me all

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this information today, It's just odd. That's like, what kind of business

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are you getting at three o'clock in
the morning and avon? Okay, Wednesday?

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Well, this is the thing,
very good that you say that,

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Because my stupid head can never stop
and I can't turn it off. I

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think about ruminate about things. This
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the thoughts can get It's like,
honestly, God, sometimes I have to

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if I'm running just the repetitive motion, I I'm better off, yeah yeah

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yeahyah. Or sometimes if I have
to run up a hill, all I

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think is can I make it to
the top. But I'm not thinking about

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Candy Girl. But here's my thing
with Candy Girl. To your point,

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okay, is there a bigger demand
for transsexuals? Then we realize and is

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all this pushback what I have always
referred to in life as over compensation?

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How many times have we heard about
the senator or the politician somewhere that was

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very against gay rights, gay marriage, all this stuff, and then he

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gets caught in a Minneapolis bathroom of
an airport banging some dude or tapping trying

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to hit on the guy. I
remember that whole story. I okay,

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So I just say, is there
over compensation somewhere? It is all our

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transgender transphobia, they're making our kids
somewhere along line we muddy in the waters.

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I don't know, because this look
it up Candy Girl is a tranny

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and it's a massage place that's open
twenty four hours. And this person's on

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the news telling us there's a ton
of traffic going in there. I don't

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know, just saying, you're watching
those guys watching way too much. Well

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he maybe, but I'm just saying, and to your point, Avon is

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not what is it off three nineties? It was it Exit ten or something

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or was that genesee? Oh?
Anyway, but you gotta go, you

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gotta go. But if there's nothing
else like it, and this maybe this

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Candy Girl's brilliant, go to where
no one would expect a training and maybe

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you provide real massage stuff. But
if somebody wants more, or to the

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people that are going and frequenting this
establishment, are they going later at the

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night, because then it's less eyes
on you possibles one hundred percent, one

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hundred percent, it's a ton Look
here's the thing, Like I I can

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see where you wouldn't want something like
this again in your neighborhood. I understand

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I do, because you don't know
what other elements come along. There could

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be somebody who could get really scared
that they or someone sees them and they

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get angry, and violence could happen, you know what I mean. But

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I'll never forget the dumb bit we
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had heard that game not gay men, but men on the down low.

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So these are married with families,
and they back in, and they back

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in, and if you go through
any of the area parks anywhere, I

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would think anywhere in the country,
maybe in the world, but let's say

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in the country. If it's they
back in, that's a signal to say

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they're there to have a gay relay. I don't know. Again, maybe

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it's just a job of some kind, you know what I mean, hand

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or otherwise. And I just remember, uh, we did it to see

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who would get hit on by the
case first by the cays not terrible,

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but by someone who was there backed
in, who would get hit on first?

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And I remember it was Phil Sherman. Well he's a good looking guy.

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It was Phil Sherman, who has
been on the podcast and I think

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he's doing his own podcast and I
should play audio from sometimes from Phil's Fucking

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podcast to it. It's so good, it's so bad, it's good,

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I should say. But anyway,
Phil backs in and a guy pops up

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and says, hey, are you
here, and he goes, no,

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I'm just waiting. He goes,
I'm married. And the old man holds

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up his hand and he goes,
me too. And he's an older guy,

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and he goes, I'm just waiting
for my wife to come walk the

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dogs. And the guy it's fine. No, absolutely no more pressure.

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Didn't do anything, didn't try it, didn't make anybody uncomfortable, certainly didn't.

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This would have been a consensual relation, consensual act. I'll say that.

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What changed it for me was I
thought, holy shit, if this

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is who you really are. And
this guy was older and I'm gonna say

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mid sixties by that point, that
you've lived all your life and we're going

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back probably fifteen years, right or
more. If you lived your life,

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you've lived this basically, this lie
because you could never be who you are

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internally, you couldn't be your authentic
self because society won't let you. So

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now if his wife found out,
well, and then her life is a

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lie somewhat, or at least you
could see if she said that, you

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could see why she would feel that
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all this, and he probably had
grandkids, and I went, Wow,

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we've really fucked people up by not
letting them be their authentic selves telling them

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this is evil and this is wrong
and this is bad. And it changed

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my perspective on that altogether. I
can understand to this guy, let's say

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he's on the thirteen news whatever,
ABC News. He I get his point.

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You don't want it in your neighborhood, got it. I can see

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where this stuff, but most of
the time it's discreet. Who would know

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who's going it? You know what
I mean? Right? Even if it's

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unless there's loud, boisterous stuff.
No one's been arrested. There's been no

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charges of any kind. And Avon, I believe, has their own police

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department this town, and they could
go and I guess they stepped up patrol.

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So I don't think anything like out
of bounds. So somewhere I go,

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could this motherfucker have gone and gotten
a massage? Have found out,

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Hey, it ain't a chick,
it's a dude who identifies as a woman,

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I don't know, and then all
the pushback on everything else makes me

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always wonder sometimes we overcompensate, because
really what goes on behind closed doors is

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really none of anybody's business. And
as long as it's not affecting your life

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directly or my life directly, no, I can understand not wanting to have

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your kids if people, but I
still I still argue, I don't see,

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I don't, I don't. I
don't get that. Let me see

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if I can articulate this better.
I don't understand when people say to me

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there's a gay agenda in the schools, or there's an agenda, or they're

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pushing something, and I always have
to stop and go show me what it

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is. Do you have some kind
of empirical proof? Is there something tangible?

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Is there something being said? Oh, they're letting them shit in the

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litter box? Okay, hold on, Well, there was a book once

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in the library that said the word
gay in it, but it was because

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it was happy back in the summonies
and gay. I'm not. And here's

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the thing. I try very hard
when when people say these things, to

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say, look, I don't have
kids in elementary school anymore. I don't

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have kids in middle school. My
youngest is gonna be in high school,

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and my other guys just graduated college
and the other ones out. So I

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don't have recent experience. Could there
be something? Sure? All I'm saying

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is I haven't seen it. And
of the people I know who do have

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kids in school, I don't hear
about it. On the local level.

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I hear it as well. They
are well, who's they and where's it

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happening? Not saying it's not.
I'm just saying it doesn't make sense,

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that's all, and why are we
getting ourselves all burnt out? Most of

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the I'll tell you what. There
are two people in my life who get

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very hot about this issue, and
neither one of them have children. So

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I just do you understand what I'm
saying? It Like, I go,

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okay, so what So I know
you're not getting direct feedback from a school,

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You're not getting well, I mean, but a guy told me this,

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and then then it got to this
and just saying and then this.

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All I'm saying is that, so
I don't I don't know. I'm sorry

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to go off on a tangent on
that stuff. But the Candy Girl Central

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Massage thing is interesting to me.
I'm pretty sure this diva watching is well.

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Trans Extraordinary is how she describes herself. There was a picture of a

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penis. I believe it was hers, but there was no other identifying thing

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other than the penis, and that
was sent to me and by somebody.

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I asked somebody to do a little
research on this, and they can.

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They can find some shit for taking
new recon And then I went, Okay,

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this makes way more sense because I
Bushnail's basin is in the town of

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Pittsford. I lived there. I
didn't know that there was a massages going

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on at the at the nail salon. If you went upstairs, there was

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a massage. You could get massages
there. I didn't know the massages were

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uh illegal massages, I will call
them. I don't know they were give

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them hand jobs or whatever. And
they got busted and I don't think anybody

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got all up in arms. The
news didn't come out before. So that's

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why I'm going there's a little more
to this one. There's a little more

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to this one. Watch this story. I'm telling you, watch out.

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People are coming. All right,
we'll take a moment. Yeah, there,

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I found so I have all these
old tapes, and Kevin brought in

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tapes, and Kevin told me about
a tape recorder that I could buy that

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I would be able to strip and
digitize these old tapes. So today I

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was listening to a tape and it
ate it. Oh, the machine ate

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it. So I was trying to
splice it together and use Scott's tape,

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but it didn't really work. But
these are this is literally, this is

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so fucking weird, dude. I
want to take you through a little bit

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of a thing. And I think
there's a life lesson in this. That's

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how weird I am. But this
is literally thirty years ago. Because at

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one point I say how old I
am, and I say I'm twenty three.

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Well I'm going to be fifty three, and I was looking at ninety

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seven. That's almost thirty years for
me. Yeah, so this is thirty

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years ago, and these are tapes
that I sent out to try to get

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hired in other cities. And well, I don't want to say too much

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more. I don't want to say
too much more, but I want to

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walk everybody through something and show you
because no one knew this, but I'll

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it sort of explain something and I
think there's a life lesson in it.

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And we'll listen to these and you
can rip it apart. All right,

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we'll get to it next. But
first, comedy at the Carlson. If

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These shows were great. Now coming up

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why not have it catered by Jimmy'sz's
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spot, The Almighty Plates and shakes
dot com. Well, everybody else is

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getting out of bed. I'm usually
getting in it. I'm not in it

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to in it, and there's a
thousand ways you can skin it. My

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beat have been on the floor flat
like an idle singer. Remember winger,

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I digress. I can confess you
on the best thing in my life,

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but I don't pray. Winner here
stores down Train and one of their I

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always thought this was a bit of
an underrated song by Train, if it's

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love me. Charlie Collin, who
is a finding member of Train, died

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these fifty eight. He uh slipped
and fell in the shower while house sitting

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for a friend in Brussels. Isn't
that weird? D somebody else? Yeah,

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he was found when his friends returned
from home from their trip. He

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was teaching a master class at a
conservatory a conservatory and was making a film.

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And yeah, do you have to
move? Like if if a friender

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like I sleep over and I die
in your shower, you gotta move.

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I'm not so freaked out. I
mean, I I don't known those things

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that wouldn't bother me. Now that's
a great question, because I think most

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people would. I think that you
know especially if you're that close to the

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person's house sitting. I mean,
we would be pretty sad. Could you

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get over it? But I always
you know people are gonna die, doesn't

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it doesn't do you disclose that to
your realtor too? And hey, somebody

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died, yes, I think I
thought. I thought we had this discussion

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with Stephanie. I think they have
to tell you if there well, if

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there was a murder, I don't
know if they are about a death,

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because people die, you know.
I mean in the house I had in

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Pittsford, there was a I think
a little boy died. I don't know

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if he died in the house,
being a cancer and he couldn't really go

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outside, so they built one of
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was popping out. So I knew
that the kid probably died there anything.

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But if I told my kids or
something, they really you know, as

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they get older, the ghost of
the cancer kids coming go to bed.

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Don't touch those legos. Uh train. I had a great interview with with

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Pat the U Pat Monahan. I
was gonna say the wrong last name,

406
00:29:56,079 --> 00:30:00,240
only cal Pat mahomes No yeah,
uh so he he and I. I

407
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,640
had just a great interview with him
on the radio. And one of the

408
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,240
things, I have all these old
cassettes and stuff, and I found these

409
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:15,359
ones that were more animal air check
is what they kept saying, let me

410
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,839
see evident. So I find these
old air checks and they they're ones I

411
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:25,799
sent out to radio stations. I
got to give you a little backstory because

412
00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:33,960
there was a DJ who became very
very famous in bigger markets. His name,

413
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:38,119
he went by the name Greaseman Doug
Trackt. And when I found out,

414
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:41,839
well, now you're an ethic of
college grad, did they talk about

415
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,480
him? They did? They did? They did? Okay, So I

416
00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:49,759
didn't know this, and I didn't
know that he had worked in Rochester at

417
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:53,279
some point he was on an AM
station. He was, he was,

418
00:30:53,759 --> 00:31:00,759
he had his own yeah w s
A Y I think, and and he

419
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,559
was but he okay, So he
was on the radio. But he left

420
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:10,079
and then he started to make noise
at a station in Jacksonville, Florida.

421
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,799
It was the Ape w Ape,
the Ape which became I think is still

422
00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:21,720
out there in a pretty legendary station
or was. Anyway, Howard Stern is

423
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,960
blown up Washington, d C.
They can't beat him. NBC can't beat

424
00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:30,759
them, so they hire him in
New York and then they need someone to

425
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,960
take over that show at DC one
on one, so they hire the grease

426
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,400
Man. And the funny thing is, and I want to get Grease for

427
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:40,680
my docu series that I want to
do on radio, because I'd love to

428
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:41,680
go talk to him, and he's
no, I don't think he's on the

429
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:48,839
said terrible things. At one point
he made really taste that joke Texas there

430
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,079
was that there was another one.
Yeah, And but so I didn't know

431
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:56,559
who the grease Man was. I
had no idea who this guy was.

432
00:31:56,039 --> 00:32:01,240
And the program director of the station
I was on said to me, Hey,

433
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:04,599
he really liked me, and he
said, hey, you sound like

434
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:08,039
Greaseman. And I was still in
college, so he gave me a Greaseman

435
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,480
tape. Now I had never heard
Greaseman. I'm gonna play you two bits

436
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,240
from Greaseman, and then I'm gonna
play you pieces of of my air check

437
00:32:17,319 --> 00:32:21,839
from thirty literally thirty years ago,
and you'll see why I didn't get higher.

438
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,599
But this is the grease Man.
UH DC one on one in Washington,

439
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:30,119
d C. This is like a
news station doing a whole feature on

440
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:37,960
him from d C one on one. All right, coming up next,

441
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:42,319
we got a law man. Brace
yourself for action as twelve minutes after rate

442
00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:45,440
o' clocks, we got a law
man coming up. It will be exceedingly

443
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:54,480
brutal, all right. So you
would do these wacky, wacky things like

444
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:59,559
that, and then he would tell
stories, and I found the guy fascinating,

445
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,039
like many people did. He was
number one. He was number one

446
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,920
so much that when Howard Stern went
into syndication he took it. It was

447
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,039
first Philly and then it was Washington, d C. They couldn't beat Greeceman,

448
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,079
so CBS came in, bought him, moved him to LA and put

449
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:20,119
him on a bunch of stations at
night. But Howard could not beat Greeceman

450
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:22,480
in d C at the time,
which I'm sure a lot of people go,

451
00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:25,440
that's not true. No, it
is. Now, this is Greaseman

452
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:35,440
doing his bit lawman fun. Look
at now it's time to wonder what it

453
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:42,279
must be like to strap on a
gun man and pin out a man and

454
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:49,720
become on love man. And then
he actually did videos where he would go

455
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:54,319
out and reenact these things and then
make videos and put them out, Timbavarian

456
00:33:54,440 --> 00:34:00,000
cream, fumes it and feeling like
a man. Katie's in the early ninety

457
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,440
were a much different time in radio
probably read well to me. This was

458
00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:08,039
he was a throwback in that it
was the theater of the mind. Everything

459
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,719
was theater of the mind. And
it was fantastic and I loved it.

460
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,960
I used to love a commercial when
I was a kid, going hey,

461
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,639
imagine this, and they would do
sound effects and go, you just saw

462
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,079
it. You saw it on the
radio. In other words, you're seeing

463
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:22,639
it in your mind. And why
radio? You know, advertising was such

464
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:27,079
a big deal. So I thought
this guy was great. And I was

465
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:32,119
trying you're trying to find your voice. I'm I'm nineteen in Poughkeepsie, I'm

466
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:37,719
twenty two in Rochester than twenty three, and I'm on the radio and I

467
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,559
am trying to figure out who I'm
going to be. And I get this

468
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:44,880
tape of Grease Man from from stan
Maine, who was the program director,

469
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,840
and I go, well, maybe
this is what he wants me to be.

470
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:55,239
So I present to you from thirty
years ago, popping the way back

471
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:00,360
and see you ready ready for this? Listen the views, opinions and sophomoric

472
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,239
behavior expressed on this program are not
necessarily those of the state. We just

473
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:13,239
heard him do that, Sims and
now the minimal NMF, the Naughtyes,

474
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,960
Rocky Kneed, the classic Rocky like
no, actually a photograph take one.

475
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,639
It might last longer, especially people
like the late great Mickey Mantle. That's

476
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,760
right, he passed away earlier today. I'm sure you probably heard about that.

477
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,280
No news, no news. But
if you didn't, well then maybe

478
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,800
mir animals actually telled you or something. She's want a waste of a good

479
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,519
liver ninety six because he had gotten
a he had gotten a liver transplant.

480
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,639
Okay, so you can hear it
is almost I didn't realize how almost identical

481
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:45,199
it was, like I wouldn't remember
it like that, but I pulled off

482
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,400
stuff from YouTube of Greece after hearing
this tape, and I go, oh

483
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:54,840
my god, it's fucking identical or
a cheap imitation of because nobody else in

484
00:35:54,920 --> 00:36:00,079
Rochester was doing it and I was
making noise some people fucking He who voiced

485
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:05,639
the intro to that that is uh
Pat, I think he's still on the

486
00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:09,280
soft rock station in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's thirty years

487
00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:14,840
yeah, the views, opinions and
sophomoreic behavior expressed on this pro Yeah,

488
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,239
that's him like that. He was
a great dude. He was a great

489
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,199
dude. And I think he still
is on Yeah, I think he is

490
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,199
too. All right, here we
go, here comes another bit twing danging

491
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:28,519
away with you. Yeah, yeah, man, what what? What's what's

492
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,760
man? I'm bumming about Jerry Man? I heard you talking about him.

493
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:37,079
Yeah, well it's it's a sad
thing around Jerry more times than you've had

494
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:44,000
birthdays? How old are you anyway? Twenty three? Oh dude, watch

495
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,639
your I realized I had that.
Charlie Moranyah. Yeah. What's your mom's

496
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:52,719
maiden name? My mother's mad named
Dolan? Dolan. When when were you

497
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,559
born? Man? August seventy one? Actually got a birthday seventy one,

498
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,079
that's right. I don't know if
your mom was at the Dead Show on

499
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:04,760
Anaheim in November seventy Yeah, yeah
she was. She was. Yeah,

500
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,920
I thought so. She told me
actually I was conceived at a Dead show.

501
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:12,039
Yeah man, you uh, well
that thing you think? Hey,

502
00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:15,079
you know this Jerry things really bumming
me hard, and a lot of other

503
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:19,559
things with him and Casey riding that
train. I heard that lady in red

504
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:22,639
say there's trouble ahead. Man,
we all did I know? What are

505
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:28,360
you gonna do now? Battle Fish
or Dave Matthews. I had to write

506
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:32,239
Matthews both and then do it live
twenty fish like you don't know. It's

507
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,760
a lot of worse. No,
no clue, man, not at all.

508
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,519
Not take ahead, bonghead, No, I think about it. Just

509
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:44,960
starting. Be careful not to blow
anything up. Hey, hey watch it.

510
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,760
Don't get the bong water. Be
careful that that's nasty, isn't it?

511
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:54,800
Yeah, bong what a man?
Hold? Yeah yeah, well we'll

512
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,199
clean it up and be back with
more of than nineties rock and e classic

513
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,920
rocky love. Now, imagine running
a radio station and this ship pile of

514
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,960
shit tape show. I remember the
old STUDI the old studio, the old

515
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:13,000
production studio, and Winton had that
big file cab in the corner of the

516
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,679
production room that had all the different
CD music and all the sound. Yeah,

517
00:38:16,679 --> 00:38:20,719
because you had to buy a licensed
library. You are correct, that's

518
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,639
right. So this is stuff before
this is before me. Yeah yeah,

519
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:29,719
yeah, yeah, this is not
much, but this is before you because

520
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,079
uh yeah, and I just didn't
realize like and I'm I'm hearing it,

521
00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:37,719
and I go, boy, you
could have pushed yourself and done something similar,

522
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,199
but more your own voice. I
mean, everybody when you're starting out,

523
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,000
everybody comics, everybody, you know, you have somebody to emulate and

524
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:50,400
you get but you don't want to
be identical. That's the life lesson.

525
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:53,079
You gotta be authentically yourself. You
can't be anybody else and make it.

526
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,800
You just can't. But it was
that was that was the type of radio

527
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,840
that was selling. So I mean
that well it really wasn't because nobody else

528
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:05,039
was doing it. Then don't forget
you had probably the master of authenticity at

529
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:07,199
the helm of that station when I
was there. We he was talking about

530
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:12,639
like bit driven, like Howard Dott
and Mike did bits, yeah, did

531
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,559
bits yeah, yeah, but they
weren't but they weren't doing these bits.

532
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:20,039
They weren't, you know what I
mean, Like those guys were doing funny

533
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:23,360
stuff, but they weren't doing like
so much bigger production cruis than listen.

534
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:37,480
Yeah. But this is this is
dis alumative. N the naughty rockingt need

535
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:42,280
the classic that puts you to put
you to sleep. There we are currently

536
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,360
gazing our eyes on the now do
you know what club magazine is? Magazine

537
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:52,239
club? You know what's funny?
Is like that? Yes, mac where

538
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,039
if I turn it that way out
there, it is speak about I can

539
00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:59,079
play all kinds of games with this
magazine. Sure, bringing home to your

540
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:02,079
children our fun and entertainment. Play
peekaboo with the women up club as we

541
00:40:02,119 --> 00:40:06,199
give you the nineties rock and need
the classic rock you love on CMF.

542
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,679
All right, So at the time
CMF was like the dominant rock station.

543
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:14,880
And again I always go, boy, when you start playing from a position

544
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,639
of fear in anything in life,
you'll wind up losing. Another station was

545
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:23,280
coming along that was appealing to a
younger audience, the nerve, and they

546
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:29,079
played nineties rock. So then we
started incorporating nineties rock and it was the

547
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:31,880
nineties rock you need the classic rock
you love, And so we had to

548
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:37,599
say that. I remember it was
a different slogan every like three months.

549
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,840
It was just a newd salt.
Here's a new slogan for you. Well,

550
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,320
the thing was like, okay,
we need to how do we position

551
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,480
ourselves? So we're playing that too, so we get credit for playing this

552
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:50,840
music as well. Right, It
was ninety six and that was ninety six

553
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,199
five one. Yeah, yeah,
it was all that stuff all right.

554
00:40:54,199 --> 00:41:00,679
Now here is a piece. I
had to pull these off because it was

555
00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:06,199
mind blowing. Imagine like it's me
and I'm sitting there going God, I

556
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,480
wish I could go back and say
to this dude, hey man, you're

557
00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:12,639
doing something that's kind of cool.
Here, all the scripts writing it,

558
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,719
producing it. Okay, let's try
to get a funnier punch line, and

559
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:21,679
let's be more you and less somebody
else and that. But this is an

560
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,000
absolute rip off of the grease.
Over time, you know, you go

561
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,719
out on the belt and traveling can
get a little expensive. Maybe you go

562
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,599
and you stay in a hotel that's
like the most sound, right, or

563
00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:32,440
you go to those fancy big britz
sorts, or you go by you know,

564
00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:35,760
you can camp that's a little cheaper. The best way is always to

565
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,920
stay with relatives, you know.
And one time I was traveling along,

566
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,440
going right through the Old Country,
and I was tending. I was camping

567
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,960
with some friends and all, and
we happened to go and one day we

568
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,360
said, well, it's raining real
hard and we can't stay in the tent.

569
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,320
It's going to be raining way too
much, so I decided to stay

570
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:57,280
in little hotel. So we pulled
into the hotel and sure enough, there

571
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,519
was only one room left. And
the lady looked at me and she said,

572
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,159
you know what, there's only one
room, and that room is on

573
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:07,639
the floor with this Baptist bible.
Said that ship, that's it. She

574
00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:09,960
said, yep, and she said, the only room I got is right

575
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:14,039
next to the preacher said a lot
of people have left that room, and

576
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,840
I just want to warn you beforehand. I said, why swell, these

577
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,880
can get a little loud late at
night. So I said, all right,

578
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:22,360
So we stumbled up there. We're
sleeping in at three in the morning.

579
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,840
All all of a sudden, I
can hear all this rock is going

580
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,920
on next shn it. I woke
up and I can hear it. I'm

581
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,119
saying, geez, well, they
must be having a revival. So I

582
00:42:31,199 --> 00:42:34,960
decided i'd go over there and see
what was going on. You know,

583
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,719
I hadn't been to church in a
while and thought, hey, better saved

584
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,800
my soul before I go to Hell. So I knock on the door and

585
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,599
they're swearing away. I oh,
door opens up, I said, huh,

586
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:49,119
oh, my God, the entire
group is naked. They're all doing

587
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:53,000
the dirty fees. Oh it's me. I stood up then too. The

588
00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:55,880
priests minister. He looks at me
and he says, son, if you'd

589
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,639
like to make a donation, Sister
Beth is on her knees in the corner,

590
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,400
ready for you're offering. That was
the punchline. That was the punchline.

591
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,760
But it's like this. I don't
think you were trying to be grease,

592
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,760
man, I think you were.
I don't know what you were doing.

593
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,039
You were trying to project that old
radio that that DJ boy, that

594
00:43:17,199 --> 00:43:22,400
crazy that was. But that was
all Morning Zoo DJ. But Stanley gave

595
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:27,760
me a tape because stan so here
here's the thing of radio. I can

596
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:34,280
talk about radio ratings because I don't
have radio ratings. Radio ratings were and

597
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:40,039
still are in smaller cities. Uh, you write it down so they'll mail

598
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:45,599
you something on a Wednesday. You
start writing it down on Thursday, so

599
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,079
Thursday was the big day. And
then you did it to the following week

600
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:51,199
and then you put it in the
mail and you mailed it back and they

601
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,559
send out a number of surveys one
week surveys. Well, think of anything

602
00:43:54,639 --> 00:43:59,280
in your life, right, especially
if you got a family and kids and

603
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,239
all this stuff you forget. So
then what you wanted to do was be

604
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:07,000
the most memorable station. So that's
where big shows like Wieze, which was

605
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:10,519
a fantastic show. I'm not denying
that, but they would write it down

606
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:13,960
and then people would just draw an
arrow through. And that's why a lot

607
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,840
of times you would hear like hours
right, Greaseman from six to eleven.

608
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:20,519
So that way people would just go, oh, I know he's on and

609
00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:23,400
I heard that today and boom,
how many times did w eas win in

610
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,400
the ratings? Right? So but
okay, so then there's all kinds of

611
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,719
credit you can get into, all
kinds of stuff. Well, then technology

612
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,440
comes along and now they can encode
the radio station and you get basically a

613
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,559
beeper. So people would then and
then what they found out was when certain

614
00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:45,119
stations went to commercials, people punched
over and caught the traffic and then news,

615
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,119
and so all of a sudden,
the stations that dominated for years in

616
00:44:49,199 --> 00:44:52,880
those markets dropped because the real listening
pattern was different. Not that that station

617
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,440
wasn't still popular, it was just
that, you know, within a twenty

618
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,079
minute time, a fifteen minute time
and are rated on cour hours. Somebody

619
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:04,679
could bounce around a few times,
and now it was recorded, so we

620
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,320
got the not what you remembered,
but what was actually happening, and so

621
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,119
it changed a lot of things.
Well back in the day. This day

622
00:45:12,159 --> 00:45:15,039
they everywhere in the country was to
write it down, and so Stan used

623
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:21,559
to go to Washington to read the
comments that listeners wrote. And in order

624
00:45:21,639 --> 00:45:24,679
to do that, back then,
you had a fly to DC headquarters for

625
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,400
the company that did the radio ratings
and go in and read them. I

626
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,960
remember him coming back on somebody hates
you. He goes, this is the

627
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,159
greatest thing ever because they I was
still part time, they remembered you and

628
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,880
wrote you down. But he used
to go on a jog and listen to

629
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:42,880
Grease Man and he taped them and
he gave it to me, and I

630
00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:45,880
swear to god that was That was
the whole thing. Like, here's an

631
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:50,800
one more today and you get double
with funds Pleasure, double find yourself,

632
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,000
twins and there you go. I
have all the fun you want, speaking

633
00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:57,519
of twins and things like that.
It's time to do our our fun thing

634
00:45:57,559 --> 00:46:00,079
for the evening. I think this
is fun. I think the guy is

635
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,559
will especially fund it fun. Let's
bring into MI animal singers, please,

636
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,840
Pranimal, Pranimal, Let's talk dirty. So there was a bit on Saturday

637
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:15,840
Night Live called talk Dirty to the
Animals with Gilda rat nerdcy Right, and

638
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:21,519
I uh I took that turned it
into moranimal maybe about being covered in peanut

639
00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:23,599
butter and laying on the floor and
having the dog lick it off. Whatever

640
00:46:23,639 --> 00:46:27,320
it is, give us a ring
two to two six thousands. The line

641
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,800
I'm a big fat Harry behind all
this is like all the greas are saying.

642
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:36,840
I like so embarrassed, but not
Rock and Rocket love to for Tuesday.

643
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:43,719
I'll tell you, pranimal, Let's
talk dirty too, Moranimal. It's

644
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,000
that time. And we got the
lady. We got the fantasy. So

645
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,039
let me see I think I got
her on the phone. Let me I

646
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:51,880
gotta figure now back here. Then
I was told I was not allowed to

647
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:57,639
take phone calls. I wasn't recently
I fantasized. So I was laying on

648
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,000
a beach and see wat nail to
go completely naked, which is a place

649
00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:06,239
I went to as a kid.
That's how I know I wrote this either

650
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,880
direction, Oh tell the baby,
but about three hundred yards from shore was

651
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:15,719
a yacht full of Richmond. I
knew they were watching me, and it

652
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:21,079
really turned me on. Slowly,
the yacht fealed closer to shore, and

653
00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:23,599
I pretended not to notice. You'd
noticed me, though, thing I knew.

654
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,400
A tall, dark, handsome man
came up to me and said,

655
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,800
pardon me, don't you have any
gray poupon? Ah? Come on,

656
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,920
that's the ladies. She got almighty. I'm steam. Now that's a little

657
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,320
little off. There you go.
That was it. I leave us a

658
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,000
share in office with that. Yes, that lady on to be I did,

659
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:47,199
But how fucking like I go?
A lot of work went into what

660
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:52,880
was really a steaming pile of shit
at potential, I think. But imagine

661
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,719
being a program director somewhere in America
and you're going, all right, we

662
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,440
got an opening here. Let's listen
to this guy. Yeah, I walked

663
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:02,920
before they popped it out in the
fucking trash. But you're memorable. May

664
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:09,119
so either either they're keeping in the
good pile or going over your shoulder to

665
00:48:09,199 --> 00:48:14,280
the second. It's just funny,
and it's funny now to go through these

666
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,800
tapes, I gotta I want to
find some other ones. There were some

667
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:22,119
classic moments where that were much more
knocked grease Spanish all that. When I

668
00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,239
came back in ninety nine. You
know what's funny. Not funny, but

669
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:31,199
I saw today we're coming up on
the twenty fifth anniversary of JFK. Junior's

670
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:37,760
plane going down. I remember that
bit. If I could find the tape

671
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:43,000
from that day, If I could
please find the tape from that day,

672
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:46,679
that was the day that was that
tape may have been destroyed as you had

673
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,519
locked out the door for the evening. No, I wasn't. I didn't

674
00:48:50,519 --> 00:48:54,159
get in any trouble. Not Here's
what happened. So the plane goes down

675
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,800
and I get on the air and
it was like a couple of days later,

676
00:49:00,199 --> 00:49:02,159
and they found the luggage but not
the plane, and I said,

677
00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:06,800
this is the first time in aviation
history that the luggage has arrived before the

678
00:49:07,079 --> 00:49:13,400
passengers. And some lady calls up
and starts giving me that was a tasteless

679
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,199
joke and it's terrible and blah blah. So I'm taping her to play back

680
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:20,880
because I had to play music in
the afternoon, and she keeps going and

681
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,920
I go, all right, I
said, well, I'm sorry. I

682
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,880
feel that way. Well, it's
just disgusting. And about BA. I

683
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,039
go, you know what, lady, you discussed me. I go,

684
00:49:27,159 --> 00:49:31,000
because you're gonna buy every magazine that's
going to have their faces on the cover,

685
00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:36,440
from People to Time to Newsweek.
You're gonna buy the commemorative plates.

686
00:49:36,519 --> 00:49:38,960
You're gonna buy all that. And
somebody's profiting off the death of people.

687
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:44,039
I make a joke, but those
people are making money off the death and

688
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,880
you're funding it. And like I
screamed this at her, I'm twenty eight

689
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:52,360
years old at time. She was
the first ever Karen. She's like,

690
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:55,039
so now, and I'm raising my
voice. I'm yelling right, and I'm

691
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:59,760
doing it more for theater and fun
and all this. But it isn't The

692
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:04,639
phones fucking explode, Kevin, I
got pep guys. Some guy calls up.

693
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:08,119
I can't believe you talked to a
BA. So shit's going crazy.

694
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:13,800
They're calling the front desk, they're
calling everywhere. And the program director at

695
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:20,119
the time, God rest his skull, Rick McKenzie has passed away. I

696
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:25,320
used to call him Prick mcpansy,
and I did. And he was put

697
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:30,880
in charge as an interim guy for
the Rock station. He had been at

698
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,760
the Z the zone, and I
got fired from the zone. He was

699
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,920
the one who fired me. Well
not really, because I made him leave

700
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:43,679
the room. It's another story.
And I don't know what to fuck like

701
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,559
when I look back now and I
go, you were twenty three when you

702
00:50:46,639 --> 00:50:52,079
did this. You were twenty five
when you got fired from the zone,

703
00:50:52,159 --> 00:50:54,159
and you got that you knew enough
to get that guy out so you could

704
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:58,840
tell the guy sitting on the other
side of the desk on an absolute unprofessional,

705
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,639
fucking pricky thought he was us.
And that's exactly what I did.

706
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:06,039
But I want to Rick out because
I knew Rick was just basically again,

707
00:51:06,559 --> 00:51:08,239
yeah he was. He was just
he was a talentless. He was a

708
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,519
drone. He was a radio drone. He was one of these guys that

709
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,679
you know he could do the job, and he could never give you an

710
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:19,480
answer. He sat and in a
corporate meeting. Every station had a demographic,

711
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:21,599
right, and they say, what's
the demo. He goes, well,

712
00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:24,679
our demographic moves depending on the time
of year, and it was like

713
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:29,800
the fuck hecus that stage. You
can never figure out what the plow right,

714
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,119
But you gotta stick in a lane
and sometimes it takes a little while

715
00:51:32,159 --> 00:51:37,840
to get traction anyway. So he's
calling. He's out that day, he

716
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,519
took the day off. He's got
his in laws or somebody in town,

717
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,000
and he's calling up and he's scared
what is going on in there? And

718
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:49,840
then I'm getting called from the general
manager who's down the hall, going just

719
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:57,000
don't burn it down. That was
it, just no up, don't put

720
00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:00,840
it down. Have fun. That
hangs up because everything it was going nuts,

721
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,079
and it was if I could find
that tape. And again, it's

722
00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:07,360
one of these things where you hear
it so many years later, it's never

723
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,519
as good as you think it is. But in that moment, it was

724
00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:12,119
pretty fun. It was pretty fun
in that moment. All Right, we'll

725
00:52:12,119 --> 00:52:15,840
take a moment there was a fight
in NASCAR. We will talk to our

726
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,119
friend Race and Randy and then a
guy who's being recognized as Dad of the

727
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:24,360
Year. We'll do this and probably
the last segment, I'm right here,

728
00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:29,760
Dad of the Year. I am
calling this guy out. I'm gonna read

729
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:35,719
the entire thing and I'm calling bullshit. And I mean this in the maybe

730
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:40,039
not the nicest way, but I
say I'm calling bullshit on it. We'll

731
00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:44,119
get to all that next, but
first, Mac of All Trades. Because

732
00:52:44,159 --> 00:52:46,920
you've got a list that keeps growing, you figure you'll conquer it once the

733
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,840
weather kind of breaks. Well,
it's starting to break. And now you

734
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,880
got all the outside stuff. Do
you see the gutter that's torn away from

735
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,440
the sofet Yeah, and you gotta
get up there and get that. And

736
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:59,000
then there's a hole in the signing
that animals could get into. You gotta

737
00:52:59,039 --> 00:53:01,280
get that, and don't don't forget. You promise to fix the dent in

738
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:06,000
the in the family room where the
kids rough housing and someone put a big

739
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,679
butt dent into the wall. You
said you'd mud it and look as good

740
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:12,280
as new. But you haven't done
it, because really, you know your

741
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,360
own skill level. You don't trust
it. I get it. That's why

742
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:19,800
you call the guys with the skill
level Mac of All Trades five eight five

743
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,280
two zero two ninety two eighteen.
From big jobs to small jobs. They'll

744
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,440
get that gutter up, they'll fix
the hole in the back siding, they'll

745
00:53:27,519 --> 00:53:30,760
mud that wall. It'll look as
good as new, just like you promised.

746
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,360
Five eight five two zero two ninety
two eighteen for Mac of All Trades

747
00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:38,320
you'll also find them online and see
a lot of their work in beautiful pictures

748
00:53:38,599 --> 00:53:44,199
at Mac of All Trades dot net, Jojo Bistro and Winebar. Make your

749
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750
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752
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753
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754
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,159
a buddy's boat. Maybe you have
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755
00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:12,760
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756
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764
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Rangers Gold song for Kevin ellis Rangers gear.

765
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:27,920
How did you become a Rangers fan? With the Sabers right here?

766
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:35,239
Sas always sucks? Were you a
fan when? Uh? Was it?

767
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,679
Stephen Johnta Was he a Ranger?
No? I thought he was. No.

768
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:47,840
Stevie played for the Devils, and
I know he works for Tampa Bay.

769
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,840
Now, well, I thought one
of them played for the I thought

770
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,440
there was a Ranger in there.
Brian played for the Devil. I know

771
00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:58,519
Brianians, I knew that. But
I thought Stephen Johnta played for Uh.

772
00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:05,239
I'm pretty sure now I'm just looking
it up. Let's say Stephen Gianta,

773
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:15,119
as Wikipedia says, just to find
an out playing career, Quebec Peewee,

774
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,880
Albany River Rats, Jersey Devils.
Albody was the Devil's farm team for years.

775
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:22,199
Yeah, played for the Jersey Devils
in the Islanders is what they have,

776
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,039
That's what it was. Ah,
So there was no Rangers. I

777
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:29,039
was one, Okay, yeah,
I thought I thought one of them did

778
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:32,840
Race and Randy shifting gears in a
different sport. What's happening tonight though,

779
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:37,119
Kevin in the in hockey game one
of the Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Finals Rangers

780
00:56:37,159 --> 00:56:44,239
and Panthers tonight tomorrow's game one between
Dallas and Edmonton. So you know they're

781
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:49,480
hopefully another three and a half four
weeks of Beard. Yeah, alright,

782
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:52,000
let's see. We're gonna try call
him Race and Randy and see if we

783
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:59,000
can. We even't talked to him
in a long time. There was a

784
00:56:59,119 --> 00:57:01,280
fight in NASCAR, and I think
it was with like his favorite driver.

785
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:07,800
I understand, Hello Race and Randy. Yes, buddy, how you been

786
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:15,440
good? So I got tired.
I got a message from some woman that

787
00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:17,400
said she ran into you and told
you that we need more of you.

788
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:22,880
On the pod Cole's plumb Crazy.
You must have met plumb crazy Brenda.

789
00:57:22,119 --> 00:57:27,239
Oh, plump crazy Brenda. I
love plumb crazy Brenda. She's a great

790
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,320
woman. Actually, I need to
uh try to help her out because her

791
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:34,920
her husband has some pretty high end
cars and he wants to have one of

792
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,440
them transported to a dealership, but
he doesn't want to drive it, so

793
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:44,840
he wants to transport it. I
wonder just got a new lotus? I

794
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:50,400
know that. Yeah, so Randy, what the hell happened in NASCAR where

795
00:57:50,719 --> 00:57:54,480
your boy Kyle was it? Kyle
got in a fistfight? Yeah, well

796
00:57:54,599 --> 00:58:00,920
Kyle, Kyle got he Kyle.
I don't blame Ricky Stenhouse at off for

797
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:06,679
what happened. He never touched Kyle. He just Stenhouse went three wide,

798
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:08,960
went up the middle, went three
wide. Kyle got lose. Kyle must

799
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,719
have thought he him. Kyle hit
the wall and then a lap later,

800
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,239
Kyle gets into his back and send
him into the wall. So he had

801
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,400
a night on the second lamp of
the race. So he had to mart

802
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,679
uh at North Wilkesboro. There is
no way to get out of that track

803
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,760
to the races are done, So
he had to sit there for one hundred

804
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,119
and ninety laps doing about what happened. Wait a second, you get driven

805
00:58:31,199 --> 00:58:35,599
into the wall and then you got
to sit there until the race is over.

806
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:37,920
Yeah, you can't get out what
happens. If there's like an emergency

807
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:42,559
situation where it's like an ambulance situation, then they'll still stop the track,

808
00:58:42,599 --> 00:58:45,079
They'll stop it and open it up. If that was if that was me

809
00:58:45,199 --> 00:58:49,599
in the second lap, I would
go right to the uh because I start

810
00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:52,400
drinking. Yeah, but you can't
get out. That's what he's saying,

811
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:57,880
Like you're suck you. They're racing
around unless you, Well, could you

812
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,199
time it right? If you got
out of the car, just sprint across

813
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:06,599
into the infield and like dive over. No, not even the interest,

814
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,760
not even the interest. You got
to got to the outside of the train.

815
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,159
You actually go out to it.
Had to go to the outside.

816
00:59:10,159 --> 00:59:13,679
You're in the infield already. When
you go in the pitch, you're in

817
00:59:13,719 --> 00:59:15,559
the that's it. You're in there
until the race is done. And they

818
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:19,280
opened the gate so you can get
out. Okay, So he could have

819
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,119
could he have gone into the pits
or no, well he was in the

820
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:25,360
pitch, he would Oh, I
thought you got riven, He said,

821
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:30,920
no, he did. Get put
in the wall the trailer for a while.

822
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,440
Got you got you, got you
got you got you? Well,

823
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,000
at least then you can have a
drink or something. I thought you had

824
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,400
to see in your car and hear
him just go whizzing by a then then

825
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,760
there were then there was a you
know, big boujah after that, and

826
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:47,000
so he got a shot in on
Kyle. Yeah, so he got a

827
00:59:47,079 --> 00:59:51,599
he got pissed off and took a
shot at Kyle like official. Yeah,

828
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:55,119
and then he and then he got
signed seventy five thousand dollars today. Further

829
00:59:55,239 --> 01:00:00,039
that for throwing a punch. You're
for throwing a punch and being the The

830
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:05,400
biggest deal is because his crew and
his father got involved. So he got

831
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:08,920
fined seventy five grand His father can't
go to the racetracks now because his father

832
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:15,239
went after Kyle. Who of his
crew members went after Kyle? So they

833
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,519
he's funny to watch this one,
and he's telling that tonus crew members,

834
01:00:17,559 --> 01:00:21,519
Get my dad, Get my dad. His dad's trying to go after Kyle.

835
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:25,960
And how old he got done?
How old is his dad? I

836
01:00:27,039 --> 01:00:31,320
don't know. Ricky's got to be. Ricky's got to be somewhere in between

837
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:36,320
thirty five and forty two. I'd
say probably, so dad could be twenty

838
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,440
five years older. Let's say on
average, that puts him in sixty seven.

839
01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:44,199
Then he's chasing down Kyle and I'm
saying, and I'm taking a guess,

840
01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:46,719
I'm only taking a get to what
they all? Right? So what

841
01:00:47,039 --> 01:00:51,639
did he at least land a punch
for seventy five thousand dollars? I want

842
01:00:51,639 --> 01:00:54,480
to at least he Oh, he
landed one. He did land one?

843
01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:59,320
Where he landed the first he landed
right in the freak got him right in

844
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,960
this left side of his cheek.
Okay, I go low. He got

845
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,480
a shout off? He did get
a shout off. So did Kyle retaliate

846
01:01:06,559 --> 01:01:09,559
at all or just laugh? Kyle
didn't get a chance to because everybody come

847
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:13,639
piling in, so they never got
a chance to. They end up getting

848
01:01:13,639 --> 01:01:15,320
off. Freaking everybody end up going
in on the ground. Guys think it

849
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:20,119
really amazed the hell out of me. Was one of Kyle Kyle Bush's crew.

850
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:22,800
This freaking guy was picking up a
guy. This guy had to be

851
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,360
two fifty two seventies. He picked
him up, threw him like he was

852
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:29,400
a freaking rag dow, and then
he went picked up another guys that were

853
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:34,360
remind me that I rid a fuck
with that guy. So wow, but

854
01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:37,119
that was I was really kind of
surprised when I saw him pick up those

855
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:40,599
guys and throw them. Who who
did this? Kyle did no, Kyle's

856
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,320
Kyle won. Kyle's pit crew guys, Oh, pit crew got well.

857
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,800
Sometimes pit crew guys used to be
like linemen and stuff. I thought,

858
01:01:49,719 --> 01:01:52,960
right, And these guys in the
NFL, but Division one college guys.

859
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:55,519
I mean they're strong and they got
to move and they're athletic. They got

860
01:01:55,639 --> 01:02:00,880
to move fast in that pit.
That's uh. He I'm stuck on the

861
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,480
father. I'm just thinking, if
you have enough money, can he get

862
01:02:04,519 --> 01:02:07,039
a Hollywood makeup artist to do your
dad so he can still come to the

863
01:02:07,119 --> 01:02:10,039
races and no one will recognize something, you know, like the old Terry

864
01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:15,440
Francona. Yeah, well probably haven't. Think it's the work part about it.

865
01:02:15,519 --> 01:02:16,440
He won't. He won't be able
to go in the pitch. You'll

866
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,719
he'll have to buy a sitting just
sit in the stand. He won't be

867
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,599
able to go. And why can't
I have somebody replace my dad at there?

868
01:02:22,679 --> 01:02:25,559
What if I say it's a probably
can't. But if they get any

869
01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:30,280
word of it, he just he'll
get suspended even farther. So lucky didn't

870
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,559
he didn't suspend him. They only
find him seventy five grand, he says,

871
01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:37,960
an innerconditioned luxuries You that's right,
that's right. Rough life, Does

872
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,000
he go does dad go to?
Was his dad ever a racer? I

873
01:02:42,039 --> 01:02:45,400
don't remember that name. I don't
think so his dad ever was? Yeah,

874
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:50,639
well certain member Ricky Senthows was the
one that he gated dannic Pector.

875
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,199
Yes, I do remember that.
But so yeah, that was a that

876
01:02:55,320 --> 01:03:00,400
was a little a little crazy there
that night. So I was to watch

877
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,440
it in and here we go,
but we need something like that. But

878
01:03:02,559 --> 01:03:05,159
we'll see, you know, And
I don't know what's going to have.

879
01:03:05,159 --> 01:03:07,679
According to Ricky, it's all done
win, so we'll see what happens.

880
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,039
Well, I would assume it's all, you know, Yeah, because they're

881
01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:15,159
headed to Charlotte this weekend for the
co Cola six hundred. So the Coca

882
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:19,480
you're saying it wrong, Randy,
say it right, the Coca Cola six

883
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,880
hundred Cola co Cola, the anybody
running the double this year? Run an

884
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:28,559
indian coc Cola? Yes, KYL
Larson, KYL Larson's running the double.

885
01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:31,719
He's running Indy and he's running that. So what do you do from Indianapolis

886
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:36,639
down to Charlotte or Charlotte's the helicopter
from India? He goes from any India

887
01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:38,800
to Charlotte. The problem is if
he if he wins at Indy, there

888
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:44,800
ain't no way he's making that race. Holy shit, I mean think about

889
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,280
it. That's the Indy five hundred. You're not if you win, you

890
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,719
are not making if you get to
that, if you even think about getting

891
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,880
to that frick race, you might
get there with a hundred last left to

892
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:57,039
go if you're lucky, but I
wouldn't expect that to happen. Yeah,

893
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,760
he won't win, right well,
I don't mean he went pretty fast.

894
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,440
So the same three guys that went
Indy every other year, I know it

895
01:04:04,559 --> 01:04:09,000
is, and he can't pronounce their
names, but the uh, I mean

896
01:04:09,159 --> 01:04:13,000
in India you're going two hundred,
what are you doing? In nat you're

897
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:16,199
doing and Charlotte, Charlie's trying to
do about one eighty. Yeah, and

898
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:20,559
so he qualified at two hundred and
forty one, Indy at two hundred and

899
01:04:20,559 --> 01:04:24,920
forty one. So you're your tap, You're you're touching at times, uh,

900
01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:30,760
probably two fifty. Can you your
entire day? It's like hours of

901
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,360
your day are just going in circles, like at a high rate of speed.

902
01:04:34,519 --> 01:04:38,280
I mean, try controlling these cars
at these speeds, it's unbelievable.

903
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:43,000
Ship that's eleven eleven hundred miles.
Eleven hundred miles. Take a nap you

904
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:46,199
only got in the helicopter or is
that? Yeah? Your focused? What

905
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,960
he'll probably be doing. He'll probably
probably get some liquids in him, some

906
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:54,199
food in them, get something in
them to get him ready to race,

907
01:04:54,239 --> 01:04:57,559
because that's a long day. Tony
Stewart's only one that's ever finished the whole

908
01:04:57,639 --> 01:05:00,719
race out of both of them.
Really, he's going once they were done.

909
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,159
He pulled a double one. He
finished fourth at the Coke and I

910
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:05,679
think he finished in the top ten
at Indy. That's impressive as hell.

911
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,559
You got to eat the right food, that is, you don't need the

912
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:13,880
right food. You have to make
a you're right, but we and most

913
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:17,440
of the liquid you're sweating out anyway
in these cars. But that that's really

914
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,840
impressive. Did he ever talk about
like how exhausted he was after that?

915
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:27,519
No, Well, he could tell
he was exhausted because I watched both races.

916
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,760
Yeah, you know, that's also
I think see the Grand Prix and

917
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,320
Monocles that day, so that would
be an early day to watch racing all

918
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:38,199
day. Yeah, so this was
definitely exhausted. This is Sunday Sunday,

919
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:43,840
all Sunday Sunday. I think the
first radio job, paying radio job I

920
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,239
had was board opping. That's where
you just put the play the local commercials

921
01:05:48,719 --> 01:05:54,159
and turn the dials and make sure
the syndicated show or whatever comes back.

922
01:05:54,639 --> 01:05:59,000
The first one was the Indy five
hundred and I would play it and then

923
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,519
I would go sit out back.
They had a picnic table and they had

924
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,760
a speaker and I would listen to
the I just flipped it over to the

925
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,639
AM and I would sit outside and
then when they go, well we were

926
01:06:08,679 --> 01:06:12,039
coming back, I would race back
in get the commercials. It's like a

927
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:15,679
pitstop for you. Yeah, so
that was that was That was my first

928
01:06:15,719 --> 01:06:17,079
one, I think, and like
to make sure Jim Nighbors sound good.

929
01:06:17,119 --> 01:06:19,719
And then it was all just rec
That was it. That's pretty funny.

930
01:06:20,199 --> 01:06:24,400
What else has been happening in Race
and Randy's world? When does South Butler

931
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,000
get underway? Well, we had
a car show there was something last Sunday,

932
01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:30,440
okay, and it looks like we
had about two hundred cars show up.

933
01:06:31,159 --> 01:06:34,039
That's pretty good, which is which
is impressive. Yeah, I think

934
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:38,320
there was one hundred and seventy eight
register, but they said two hundred cars

935
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,880
came in for the show, so
that's not bad. That's well, we'll

936
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,800
take that. That's the moment were
most we ever had. It was one

937
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,119
hundred and sixty three before that,
so and I guess we're sure we're pretty

938
01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:48,840
close to being the first car show
of the year. So it was great.

939
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:53,880
We gave away a lot of door
prizes, and I saw some great

940
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:58,599
machinery. Oh my god, something
that I've never seen before, and really

941
01:06:58,719 --> 01:07:00,360
like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, way, way

942
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:09,000
way, what is a machine you've
never seen before? Toothbrush? Mister,

943
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:15,440
I'm double fisted. I know I
would say or there was a there was

944
01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:19,119
a god and would know what that, correct man was The funniest car there

945
01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:25,760
was a Chavette stock Schavette. Yeah, and my favorite. That's the show.

946
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:28,840
Still not telling me what you've never
seen. I know you've seen a

947
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:34,199
lotus, the lotus, the lotus
you've never seen, never seen a load

948
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,960
You've never seen the loadus up up
close? Close? Now all right,

949
01:07:39,039 --> 01:07:44,159
I'm I'm thinking I have seen a
lotus I've never sat in. Is the

950
01:07:44,199 --> 01:07:46,119
lotus the one that that comes in
a kit that you build yourself. No,

951
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,039
the kit that you build yourself.
Those are like a lot of you

952
01:07:51,159 --> 01:07:58,000
can do that with just kick cars. Yeah, Shelby Cobra old school shall

953
01:07:58,039 --> 01:08:00,800
be right, which I love.
By the way, they look great.

954
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:05,079
Uh they where those are? Yeah? Those are usually kick cars that guys

955
01:08:05,159 --> 01:08:09,280
do, but not the not the
lotus. Now, the lotus is like

956
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,519
what are we what are you paying
for a lotus these days? I don't

957
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:17,159
even know twofty I think I couldn't
tell you. I couldn't tell you.

958
01:08:17,239 --> 01:08:20,800
I have no idea, although I
know that Brenda said she came home and

959
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,439
it was in the driveway, and
that's all I know. Yeah, a

960
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:30,720
twenty twenty one lotus. Okay,
so the twenty twenty one Evora GT starts

961
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,399
at ninety nine fifty. I'll take
two. Yeah, think about this is

962
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:39,279
a twenty twenty four too. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm just

963
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:44,199
this I pulled up. Yeah,
I mean, they're just they beautiful cars.

964
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:46,279
They're beautiful cars. They tell you
you didn't she tell you the story

965
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:49,439
about their car? No, I
haven't heard said it said out in the

966
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,479
ship in California, out on the
water, before it could get into the

967
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,199
land. It stayed out there for
quite a while. I guess, oh,

968
01:08:56,279 --> 01:08:58,159
yeah, going to what they tell
me. All right, Now,

969
01:08:58,199 --> 01:09:02,359
I'm looking at Lotus and I think
this is an electric Lotus, and they're

970
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,600
they're already saying it's a twenty twenty
five. The Lotus looks a lot like

971
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:11,960
I mean, it's very similar to
Ferrari and Style. I would say it's

972
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,439
almost a cross between it. Is
it fair to say cross between Ferrari and

973
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:17,800
Lamborghini? Yes, in style,
in style. I don't want to jip

974
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:21,359
anything but one hundred thousand for the
twenty twenty five electric, and I think

975
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,119
starting on these other ones, you're
you're somewhere in the seventies two one hundred

976
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:30,800
thousand. Jesus Christ, m's me
nice. Yeah, I said the best

977
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:34,039
car in the show was a thing. It was a sixty nine pm TTX.

978
01:09:34,399 --> 01:09:39,479
Yeah, that was absolutely gorgeous.
The car was absolutely gorgeous. Well,

979
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,239
there was a lot of great cars. I mean, I had to

980
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,319
pick best of show, and I
started out with twenty seven and I got

981
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:46,720
down took me three and a half
hours to get down the list of two.

982
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:53,680
Do you does your wife Tracy ever
get jealous the way you describe cars.

983
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,760
No, she's car buck because she's
what she's a huge Carbucks car.

984
01:10:00,199 --> 01:10:03,960
You're describing the car to describe her
the same way you were to car.

985
01:10:04,119 --> 01:10:08,239
This is one of the most rare
machines I've ever seen. It's beautiful.

986
01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:13,119
The sleek lines. Boy, it's
got some bumper to the back end is

987
01:10:13,239 --> 01:10:16,720
great. Sometimes he exhaust makes election
on it. Well, I can tell

988
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,079
you I've never had a car want
to meet me drop my pants? I

989
01:10:19,079 --> 01:10:21,800
can tell you that right now.
All right, Well, that's thank God

990
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,439
for that, Randy. I find
that hard to believe. Raddy. Would

991
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:30,800
you go to a newdist camp?
No, he doesn't. I had it.

992
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880
I worked with a guy. He
used to go to anudist camp all

993
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:38,000
the time. How about a few
years ago? Comedy and car show at

994
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,359
the nudist camp. So they do
a car show. So we talked to

995
01:10:41,399 --> 01:10:45,439
a woman last night. Let's give
she does she does they do a car

996
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,600
show? Because I even did a
thing going surah, could you step up?

997
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:53,840
Your balls are on the hood because
you have to be naked? And

998
01:10:53,960 --> 01:11:00,239
then she, uh, she said
that they did a comedy show as well,

999
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,079
And I said, we could come
and do comedy and then but you

1000
01:11:02,199 --> 01:11:06,479
have to be naked. I think
that could be a real challenge to get

1001
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:11,600
up and I'm trying to make people
laugh while you're completely naked. They're completely

1002
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:15,199
naked as well, so or they
just whole irish you know, banger and

1003
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,960
they just start laughing. Well,
whatever it takes, Kevin, whatever it

1004
01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:25,359
takes. Uh. So you wait, your buddy who went? Did he

1005
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:30,439
work with you in three? One
five? Yeah? He worked he worked

1006
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,680
over to he worked over there,
formed with me back just like two years

1007
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,399
ago. So it must. Actually
you're gonna love this. You're gonna love

1008
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:39,239
this, Kevin. You're you ready? Now, you're ready. He was

1009
01:11:39,279 --> 01:11:45,199
married to his fifth cousin, Well
fifth cousin's okayne, Yeah, you're all

1010
01:11:45,279 --> 01:11:49,600
right there they uh and they shared
a tooth us the But did he go

1011
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:54,720
to Empire Haven? I don't know
where he went, but he tad it

1012
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,880
through. I have no I never
told me and I didn't want to go.

1013
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,600
Hey we're in you want a guest? Did you go? Tracy wanted

1014
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:08,039
to go. Tracy wanted to go
and go there you go camp perfect,

1015
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:14,840
that's perfect, that's perfect, all
right, Randy? Any Hallmark movies you've

1016
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,000
been watching. No not. In
the last couple of weeks, Tracy.

1017
01:12:19,159 --> 01:12:25,720
Tracy had major shoulder surgery last Thursday. I saw the picture. How's she

1018
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:29,920
doing? Uh, she's doing all
right. She's a little sore. I

1019
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,479
mean she smiles the first day of
rehab. But she had a big,

1020
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:38,560
huge tear and their bice ups and
some other stuff that they had to fix.

1021
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,960
So he was a little What was
she lifting, Randy, what do

1022
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:49,600
you think she was lifting? Bring
that thing over here. You gotta do

1023
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:54,960
in curls? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, jumping rope. All right.

1024
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:58,039
Well, it's nice. Nice to
hear your voice. And the Coca

1025
01:12:58,079 --> 01:13:02,600
Cola six under the Indianapolis five hundre
indies at what time Monday morning? It

1026
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:08,600
starts at noon and then the Cocola
starts at six, right around four to

1027
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,600
three, somewhere between five and say, I think it's a long rain.

1028
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,960
All depends on the rain. Yeah, wow, I've been that. I

1029
01:13:15,079 --> 01:13:18,520
raced three times. It's a long
ass race. How Uh what's the weather

1030
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,079
supposed to be like for both?
Have you checked? I have not checked.

1031
01:13:23,119 --> 01:13:26,359
No, I have not. I've
always been ready here. This weekend,

1032
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,479
I thought, oh god, I
think it looks. I think it

1033
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,279
looks. I think it looks good
down that way I was looking. I

1034
01:13:31,399 --> 01:13:38,079
always a to the Indianapolis five hundred
and be in the infield. They call

1035
01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:42,159
it the snake Pit, and it's
like just a giant party. It looks

1036
01:13:42,199 --> 01:13:45,399
awesome. I don't think anybody watches
the race. It's kind of like it's

1037
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,800
taken on a life of its own
over the past couple of years that I've

1038
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,159
known of it. Uh. I
don't know. Maybe they've been announce announced

1039
01:13:53,159 --> 01:13:57,439
a news con now now it's the
news colon the uh. But I don't

1040
01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:00,199
think. I think it's almost become
like being at the Kentucky Derby. Isn't

1041
01:14:00,199 --> 01:14:03,520
there a golf course on the infield
too at the end of five hundred I

1042
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,920
don't know. I don't think so. But the course there could be,

1043
01:14:08,359 --> 01:14:11,680
well, this doesn't seem big enough
like that simulator. Maybe No, I

1044
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,560
think there's actual two and a half
mile tracks. There could be one there,

1045
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,359
I know, but a goll what
like. It'd probably be like maybe

1046
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:25,640
four or five holes. It wouldn't
be nothing having people play while they're driving.

1047
01:14:26,159 --> 01:14:30,359
Why couldn't you Because Jesus Christ,
Kevin, someone's gonna slice a fucking

1048
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:31,199
thing and the next thing you know, we're gonna have a pile up,

1049
01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:35,000
or or just let it land on
the track. A tire hit it just

1050
01:14:35,039 --> 01:14:39,560
like a rock flies out from your
tire a golf ball and shoot back into

1051
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:44,119
the infield and kill someone. How
about that lady that got hit with one

1052
01:14:44,199 --> 01:14:45,800
hundred and ten mile an hour ball? Was it the Blue Jays game?

1053
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,640
I saw that, Yeah, I
mean her whole face. She looked.

1054
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:54,640
Poor woman, looked like Frankenstein.
There is is called the brickyard brickyard crossing.

1055
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:59,680
The brick how many holes I'm gonna
guess nine nine, Yeah, say

1056
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,239
brickyard crossing. I wonder if you, I wonder if they have it so

1057
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:06,279
you can play I can't be.
I'll see if they got t tense this

1058
01:15:06,359 --> 01:15:11,279
week and can't. They can't,
They can't, all right, Randy?

1059
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,359
Yeah, I know one day I
can't play off anymore because of my wrist

1060
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:18,000
and stuff. But it'd be cool
to go to watch that, just to

1061
01:15:18,039 --> 01:15:24,159
go see it, go to the
snake pit and drink and watch the race

1062
01:15:24,239 --> 01:15:28,039
myself. But that's damn man.
Yeah, Well, it's hard to watch

1063
01:15:28,079 --> 01:15:30,960
your race when you're laying flat on
your back. Buddy, I'm just all

1064
01:15:31,039 --> 01:15:34,000
right, Randy. What do they
say, Kevin? Anything there? I

1065
01:15:34,039 --> 01:15:38,800
don't see anything for Sunday? All
right, well, Randy, always a

1066
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,800
pleasure, my friend, and I
hope you have a great uh Memorial Day

1067
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,680
weekend. Unofficial start of some playing, absolutely all. I got a lot

1068
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:49,520
of stuff going on. So all
right, well we'll talk, so i'll

1069
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,600
call you off air. I'll call
you off here. All right, buddy,

1070
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:59,279
it looks like it looks like a
nine holer. Okay, I'm wrong,

1071
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,199
man, How did I not?
I was? I just think of

1072
01:16:01,239 --> 01:16:05,359
the snake pit in the Indie five
hundred. I don't even think of other

1073
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:09,520
races that go. How did I
know? It? Is the question that's

1074
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,039
more than that's amazing. It's amazing. It's been there since nineteen twenty nine.

1075
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:21,520
Eighteen holes eighteen eighteen four holes located
inside. Okay, so that four

1076
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:28,960
of the eighteen inside the speedway.
Okay, that makes more sense. So

1077
01:16:30,039 --> 01:16:36,359
but it's hosted some it's hosted some
PGA LPGA Champions Tour events. Interesting,

1078
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:41,039
Yeah, that is interesting. Connors
Is probably played it twice. We'll take

1079
01:16:41,079 --> 01:16:45,640
a moment. And oh there was
an old bit too that I went,

1080
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,319
well, we'll do. I'll tell
you about this old bit that they did

1081
01:16:48,359 --> 01:16:51,640
a survey and I did this as
a bit in radio, and I took

1082
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:56,239
it from The Man Show because I
apparently I stole everything back in the day,

1083
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:01,399
Corolla Kimmel. And then I gotta
tell you about this girl dad thing

1084
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:04,199
that I saw and what I really
think it is. But interesting. We'll

1085
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:08,680
get to all that next. But
first, Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport,

1086
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:12,920
New York getting ready to kick off
summer twenty twenty four. Why don't you

1087
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:18,560
get over there tonight get some beautiful
craft cocktails. Oh, I am a

1088
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,840
huge fan, and there's many many
for you to choose from. I'm a

1089
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:26,119
huge fan of the Peacemaker. I
don't know if it's the times we're living

1090
01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:30,399
in, but I do find that
drink pretty dang good. Tonight Thursday Night

1091
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:36,159
twenty thirty, got Glass Cannon with
special guests Savo Highway on the famous Iron

1092
01:17:36,199 --> 01:17:42,239
Smoke Distillery stage right there, playing
all your favorite songs. Then Friday Night,

1093
01:17:42,319 --> 01:17:45,119
the twenty fourth, now we're heading
into Memorial Day weekend, kick it

1094
01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:53,000
off with the Acoustic Sunset Sessions and
son Henry Trio just chilling barside playing some

1095
01:17:53,279 --> 01:17:57,880
mellow Americana tunes, and then Karma
takes the stage to day thirty. They're

1096
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,199
back at Iron Smoke Distillery and they
have a bunch of tunes, tons of

1097
01:18:00,239 --> 01:18:03,880
them for you. Come out and
rock with Karma. Saturday the twenty fifth,

1098
01:18:04,359 --> 01:18:08,680
Bob and Rick are gonna be doing
the acoustic Sunset sessions. Those will

1099
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,239
begin a three point thirty. It's
a nice mix of old country Americana and

1100
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:16,319
some original tunes. And then Junkyard
Field Trip. Now there's a band that's

1101
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:20,119
gonna be just rocking that stage.
They are back at Iron Smoke Whiskey,

1102
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:27,239
the stage that Whiskey built Iron Smoke
Distillery in Fairport, New York. Baby

1103
01:18:27,399 --> 01:18:49,840
kicking off summer twenty twenty four.
See you guys, don't you baby shit?

1104
01:18:51,199 --> 01:18:58,640
Because maybe it's it no friends that
I'm crazy lock, I'm the only

1105
01:18:59,159 --> 01:19:11,119
wrong. Ar had a loud hell
living in your big glass house with the

1106
01:19:11,279 --> 01:19:21,920
field. Don't you know that's ain't
nsel post malone, which I go,

1107
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:30,479
I like this because everybody like freaks
out when Beyonce does country or whatever is

1108
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,960
happening, and they go, that's
what an artist should be able to do,

1109
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:36,680
whatever art they want, whatever it
is. You know what you want.

1110
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:40,920
I like it. What's going on
in the Rangers game? Nothing,

1111
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:44,640
it's nothing, nothing, Okay,
I was just laughing. They were showing

1112
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,359
pictures some Chris Crider had had a
natural high kick against Carolina to win the

1113
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:53,039
last series. Yeah, and then
people how the Bills did with Leonis mccloun.

1114
01:19:53,119 --> 01:19:56,560
He fumbled at kick against the Patriots
and lost. They lit his ground

1115
01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:00,359
grass of oir. They threw hats
all over Crider's front yard. He's out

1116
01:20:00,399 --> 01:20:03,840
there with a bag picking them all
up. All right, Well, there

1117
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:08,880
you go. This will be a
song. You're probably gonna hear a ton

1118
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:12,720
over the Memorial Day week. And
I'm sure no matter where you are in

1119
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,680
the country, it's not cab and
a cab drinking cab by yourself. No,

1120
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,840
it's not. That'll be me though. Uh. Someone conducted a poll

1121
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:26,680
asking men if they'd take a penny
they saw in a urinal a penny,

1122
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:31,159
yes, four hundred ninety up tails. It is this dumb question. Four

1123
01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:34,920
hundred ninety people waged in. Four
hundred and twenty eight of them said no.

1124
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:40,880
So I sixty sixty two people.
I think it's like thirteen percent.

1125
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:44,680
I said yes. They would they
would take the penny out. I'm not

1126
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:47,800
sure, but years ago I think
The Man Show did a bit, and

1127
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:53,119
so I replicated it at wherever we
used to do ass Ale and all this

1128
01:20:53,239 --> 01:20:59,079
other stuff. Was that Wigan the
day? Yeah, So I went in

1129
01:20:59,159 --> 01:21:01,840
the bathroom and I took a candy
bar and I poured a little beer so

1130
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:06,279
it looked yellow like urine. And
then I put like, I broke up

1131
01:21:06,319 --> 01:21:10,840
a like a Snickers bar or something
and let it float and put some toilet

1132
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:14,960
paper in there, and then I
stuck a five dollar bill toilet fiver.

1133
01:21:15,159 --> 01:21:18,159
Huh yeah, And I I kept
going back and then somebody got it,

1134
01:21:18,239 --> 01:21:23,199
and I got them over and I
interviewed. They took the five dollars out,

1135
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:28,000
thinking like, I mean, could
you touch it? Now? Maybe

1136
01:21:28,079 --> 01:21:30,479
I went up, maybe nobody was
doing it. Maybe I went as high

1137
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:33,680
as twenty and then somebody took it. I don't remember, but I'm trying

1138
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,159
to remember how I did the bit. Well, whatever it was, I'm

1139
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:41,600
just thinking, would you paper money
which was already filthy dirty? Now it

1140
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:45,600
looks like it's in urine and feces. You're taking it out? If it's

1141
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:49,279
if it's whitewater, Yes, if
it's yellow water or brown water, now

1142
01:21:49,399 --> 01:21:51,520
probably yeah, watch what I'm saying. Brow. It was. It was

1143
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:55,880
yellow with a little bit of brown. And there. Do you if there's

1144
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,159
a piece that's not in the water, Yeah, do you paper towel and

1145
01:21:59,239 --> 01:22:01,960
then take that right at the bar
and get a couple of rounds? Yeah,

1146
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,640
you do. Or you put it
under the dryer, you know what

1147
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:12,920
I mean. You get the hand
taking the duty off though you're not blowing

1148
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,079
blows articles all over the bathterwork.
Yeah, I take it well, Bryan,

1149
01:22:16,159 --> 01:22:19,760
I take it wet right for the
bar. Well, my money's no

1150
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:25,159
good here. What happened? It
was in my sock. Wh When I

1151
01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:28,079
was a kid, my father was
to keep your money in your sock,

1152
01:22:28,479 --> 01:22:30,479
right, So I have money.
I would be pulling out these sweaty dollars

1153
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:34,520
because I had bicycled into town to
get it. So there's four people.

1154
01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:39,520
Change it on the bottom of your
foot. Yes, yes, so,

1155
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:44,119
uh, you have three sons.
I have three sons. Danny has no

1156
01:22:44,319 --> 01:22:48,399
kids, Laura has sons. I
don't think anybody on the show. Oh

1157
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:51,600
maybe matt re said does he have
a daughters daughter? He has a daughter

1158
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:59,720
or is this his daughter? Okay, So the BuzzFeed had a screenshot of

1159
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,279
a of a young girl and it
says, point of view, you just

1160
01:23:02,399 --> 01:23:05,760
got dumped in your driveway and your
dad saw the whole thing, and she's

1161
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:13,079
took a selfie. She's crying,
and then she shares the text message that

1162
01:23:13,199 --> 01:23:16,720
her dad sent, and everybody's praising
this guy, saying, this is a

1163
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:20,800
tuned in man. This is a
great thing. This is supportive and loving.

1164
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:26,640
This is how girl dad should be. I will save my comment for

1165
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:30,600
after says, hey, baby girl, here's some perspective from your old man.

1166
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:34,079
I've had lots of relationships, from
one night stands to flings, to

1167
01:23:34,159 --> 01:23:38,359
friends with benefits to First of all, who the fuck is telling their daughter

1168
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:42,720
that I don't know the guy that
goes yeah, man, you know man

1169
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:46,800
Toros some ass one night stands,
flings. I didn't even know her name.

1170
01:23:47,279 --> 01:23:51,720
Holy shit, back in eighty five, boo, now ninety four didn't

1171
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:56,199
No. I flings to friends with
benefits, to girlfriends, to live in

1172
01:23:56,319 --> 01:24:01,039
girlfriends. And then I met your
mom. Hey dad, you might want

1173
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:05,359
to get tested. I mean,
like, what father is writing that?

1174
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:10,600
To begin with? I don't believe
it. I can say with certainty that

1175
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:14,359
when I met her it was instantly
different. I can also say that I

1176
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:18,439
knew it was different because I went
through those other experiences. So what you

1177
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:23,680
are dealing with today is necessary in
order for you to one day be able

1178
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:28,000
to discern when a person is really
right for you. I can also say

1179
01:24:28,079 --> 01:24:30,800
that, even though I was broken
up with and in one instance I was

1180
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:36,119
cheated on, it was worth it
to get where I am today or where

1181
01:24:36,119 --> 01:24:40,560
I am now. How about you? The same thing with the one I

1182
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:44,600
stands dad. I was waiting for
the content, to see the beginning of

1183
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,640
it with what context would help,
and it didn't. Looking back, I

1184
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:53,039
do not for one second ever wish
I could still be with any of those

1185
01:24:53,119 --> 01:24:56,079
other ladies, even though at the
time I was heartbroken and it felt like

1186
01:24:56,159 --> 01:25:00,479
I would never recover and I was
destined to be alone. I promise you

1187
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:03,560
that is not your future. Some
of the best advice I will ever give

1188
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:12,000
you is this, when someone lets
you know that you are not for them,

1189
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,720
deal with the pain and hurt with
the knowledge that this person just gave

1190
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:20,239
you back the most valuable thing in
the world, your time. And I've

1191
01:25:20,239 --> 01:25:25,279
always said on this podcast in other
places it's the greatest gift you can give

1192
01:25:25,279 --> 01:25:29,399
anybody. Be grateful for the experience
you have with that person and the good

1193
01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:32,600
times you got to have, and
then rejoice in the knowledge that your life

1194
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:38,359
is still completely yours and you have
not wasted it shackled to someone that did

1195
01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:44,600
not want did not completely want you. There are cows and bulls in this

1196
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,279
life. When a cow sees a
storm, they run away from it.

1197
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:50,680
What ends up happening is they end
up being tortured by the storm longer as

1198
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:55,319
they are actually keeping themselves in the
storm longer. However, when a bull

1199
01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:58,520
sees a storm, they run toward
it, facing the onslaught head on.

1200
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:01,279
Initially, it's terrible, but they
are strong and they can weather the storm

1201
01:26:01,359 --> 01:26:05,279
because they ran towards it and they
were able to endure it. The storm

1202
01:26:05,359 --> 01:26:09,960
passes them quickly and they are soon
in a peaceful place. So be the

1203
01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:14,479
bull and lean into your storm.
Embrace the suck and let it fill you

1204
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,680
up. You are strong enough to
endure, and very soon you will be

1205
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,079
a piece still on your path,
achieving your goals, and with all of

1206
01:26:21,119 --> 01:26:25,680
your time still in surplus. Love, Dad Jesus Christ, mean to go

1207
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,359
back to him and text, we're
only seventy two characters. What do you

1208
01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:33,279
think it's It's along the lines of
kind of almost what I said the Sam

1209
01:26:33,319 --> 01:26:38,760
when he had his heart broken earlier
this year. I didn't get his deep

1210
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:40,880
did you text it? I talked
to him. Oh, you talked to

1211
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,359
him face to face. I told
him how he said tear a mass back

1212
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:46,479
in the day. Hello, perfect
dad, I see you, I see

1213
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,159
you, perfect Dad. Let me
tell you you're a fraud. And I'm

1214
01:26:49,159 --> 01:26:53,439
gonna explain why you're a fraud.
First of all, if she's in the

1215
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:57,239
house, you have the conversation face
to face like Kevin did about his sons

1216
01:26:57,399 --> 01:27:00,760
and the breakup. That's what you
do. And secondly, you didn't fucking

1217
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,199
write this. You chat TPT that
motherfucker. Be honest, and I'm not

1218
01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:08,680
saying that that's a bad thing.
I can understand getting some parroting device from

1219
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:12,319
AI sometimes it may help. I
don't know. I haven't done it.

1220
01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:16,720
Maybe I should try it. But
you are a fraud. Fancy fantastic father.

1221
01:27:17,119 --> 01:27:21,399
Bullshit, that's what I say,
terrap ass back of the day too,

1222
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:27,359
did you you, hey, man? I used to bang boot I

1223
01:27:27,399 --> 01:27:30,119
wouldn't I never said that to my
kids. I just I just wouldn't.

1224
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:34,479
I wouldn't want to be there.
I wouldn't know who would. I've had

1225
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:40,319
one night stands. I go Dad's
bullshit. So that's that made me think,

1226
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,960
is it possible that I don't even
think a I would write that.

1227
01:27:45,239 --> 01:27:48,760
I mean, even two whiskey's in. You know what I'm saying, how

1228
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:53,760
drunk today I have to go.
I'm saying, even two whiskeys in,

1229
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:59,880
you would have that conversation face to
face. I think five six Guinnison used

1230
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:01,840
to telling your boys. I used
to tear his mask. I would never,

1231
01:28:02,079 --> 01:28:05,079
oh, I would never, ever, ever, ever I put this

1232
01:28:05,199 --> 01:28:10,119
guy on blast. I'm totally five
six deep. You're gonna start. I

1233
01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,800
would a little bit more. I
wouldn't. I wouldn't. I may not

1234
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,680
with Jamison, but with the older
boys. And I don't even there because

1235
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,039
I think that there. I'll tell
you why I wouldn't. And it was

1236
01:28:19,079 --> 01:28:25,479
the same reason I which is terrible. But I had never cheated when I

1237
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:30,239
was married, and part of part
of the reason was this will come back

1238
01:28:30,279 --> 01:28:31,560
to bite me. I never want
my kids to think less of me,

1239
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,439
you know, I mean, if
your kids found it, right, they

1240
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:41,239
would think of so that, and
then I wouldn't because I wouldn't now.

1241
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:45,640
And my guys are older now right
drinking age because uh, their mom and

1242
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:50,039
I are not together and have been
together, and so it just I don't

1243
01:28:50,079 --> 01:28:54,359
think they'd like to hear that.
You know what I'm saying. I've seen

1244
01:28:54,479 --> 01:29:00,920
you six seven deep. Sometimes in
your eard scope of conversation definitely changes after

1245
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,199
a few, get it, sure
it does. So I think after a

1246
01:29:04,319 --> 01:29:09,520
few around the right crowd, you
you might start talking about tearing up some

1247
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,760
ass back in the day. Yeah. And by the way people are going,

1248
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,880
this is like word perfect. This
is the most perfect thing his father

1249
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:18,840
could have done. He used chat
GPT. There's no way any texted her

1250
01:29:19,079 --> 01:29:25,239
And he texted her yeah any color
called her a cow at one point,

1251
01:29:25,279 --> 01:29:30,920
didn't he? Not you, honey, be a cow? Wait, honey,

1252
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:34,159
don't be a cow, people,
because bulls can tear up some ass.

1253
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:39,279
Cow's not so much, honey,
go ahead and get it. Yeah,

1254
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:43,119
have you ever used I'm wondering if, in certain scenarios, if it

1255
01:29:43,159 --> 01:29:48,640
wouldn't be a good idea to chat
GPT. You ever get like, here's

1256
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:53,920
I'm noticing again. You always wish
I could go back to the guy and

1257
01:29:54,039 --> 01:29:58,319
tape we heard earlier thirty years ago
and go, here's one piece of advice

1258
01:29:58,319 --> 01:30:01,159
I want to give you. Kneeds
your reactions. People are gonna say things,

1259
01:30:01,279 --> 01:30:03,319
do things, put it to knee
jerk, and a lot of times

1260
01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:06,159
those things have nothing to do with
you. It has to do with something

1261
01:30:06,199 --> 01:30:10,439
else that either happened to them and
is going on with them whatever. These

1262
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:15,399
knee jerk reactions don't don't have those
and that's where sometimes though, it's hard

1263
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,000
not to, and it's hard not
to with a kid who's really pushing you.

1264
01:30:18,439 --> 01:30:20,960
So if you had the chat GPT, if you could give yourself a

1265
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:25,920
second and almost find like the perfect
thing, sometimes it just jumps off the

1266
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,159
page. I'm just saying, you
ever have somebody go, God, why

1267
01:30:29,319 --> 01:30:31,840
you know the castanza moment? Why
did I see that? Then I've got

1268
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,239
the greatest line. Now, Well, if you had chat GPT on your

1269
01:30:35,279 --> 01:30:39,000
phone, I don't know, maybe
it would give you the right thing to

1270
01:30:39,119 --> 01:30:43,199
say. Can we interrupt this conversation
real quick so I can chat GPT.

1271
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:45,960
Response to that, Well, no, what I'm saying is let the kids

1272
01:30:45,039 --> 01:30:47,840
storm off for a second and instead
of chasing them down and going, don't

1273
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:51,079
you slam that door in my faith? Go and chat GPT. But I

1274
01:30:51,159 --> 01:30:55,239
want to do this real quick.
I want to Uh, I'm gonna go

1275
01:30:55,319 --> 01:31:00,279
to chat GPT. Okay, console
my daughter who just got dumped? Yeah,

1276
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:04,079
let me see. Do I have
jet pie? I do have j

1277
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:09,239
Okay, so let me put this
in there. All right, chat GPT,

1278
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:17,640
and I'm gonna so what to say
to my fat cow daughter who daughter

1279
01:31:19,359 --> 01:31:28,279
who just got dumped? Dart with
talking about how you used to tear up

1280
01:31:28,319 --> 01:31:31,760
aspect. I don't believe I'm telling
you this is This whole thing is bullshit.

1281
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:38,239
Watch it. Watch it write exactly
what what to say to my daughter

1282
01:31:38,279 --> 01:31:42,079
who just got dumped by her boyfriend? Boom? Okay, here we go.

1283
01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:45,600
I'm sorry to hear that that your
daughter is going through a tough time.

1284
01:31:45,279 --> 01:31:49,840
Supporting oh okay, hang on ha
again. So it doesn't really write

1285
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:54,640
anything for you. Supporting her emotionally
and offering practical advice can make a big

1286
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:59,600
difference. Here are some things you
could say to her. I'm just giving

1287
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,159
it up. I'm sorry you're going
through this. I know it hurts a

1288
01:32:02,199 --> 01:32:06,039
lot. Right now, it's okay
to feel sad and heartbroken. Your feelings

1289
01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:11,680
are completely valid. Offer comfort and
reassurance. I'm here for you and I'm

1290
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:14,880
ready to listen if you want to
talk about it. You're strong and even

1291
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:18,199
though it doesn't feel like it now, you will get through this empathy and

1292
01:32:18,359 --> 01:32:24,479
understanding. Breakups are really hard,
and it's normal to feel a wide range

1293
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,920
of emotions. You're not alone.
I remember when I went through a similar

1294
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,239
to thing, and it took time, but things did get better. Nothing

1295
01:32:30,279 --> 01:32:34,680
about tearing up ass It sounds almost
word for word from what with the exception

1296
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:39,520
of tearing up ass talk. Encourage
self care, take all the time you

1297
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:42,920
need to heal, Do things that
make you feel this is actually better.

1298
01:32:44,079 --> 01:32:46,399
This is way better than whatever that
piece of shit he wrote. Can you

1299
01:32:46,439 --> 01:32:49,880
ask ch GPT if it's better the
text your daughter this or right okay,

1300
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:54,079
or have a physical conversation with her. Take all the time you need to

1301
01:32:54,159 --> 01:32:56,399
heal. Do the things that make
you feel good and help you relax.

1302
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:59,680
It might help to spend time with
friends, engage in hobbies you love,

1303
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:05,359
or something new like a new penis. Tear it up, reframe the situation

1304
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:10,840
positively. Sometimes relationships seens so we
can find someone who's a better fit for

1305
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:15,159
us. This experience can help you
learn more about yourself and what you want

1306
01:33:15,279 --> 01:33:19,199
in the future. Maybe it would
be a good idea practical advice to take

1307
01:33:19,239 --> 01:33:23,079
a break from social media for a
bit if it makes you feel worse,

1308
01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:27,800
focus on things in your life that
make you happy and fulfilled. Offer ongoing

1309
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:30,199
support. If you ever need to
talk, or if you want some company,

1310
01:33:30,359 --> 01:33:33,600
I'm here for you. You can
plan some fun activities together, or

1311
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:36,720
we can plan some fun activities together
to help you take your mind off off

1312
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:43,079
of things your supporting understand. Okay, So I didn't see anywhere in this

1313
01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:50,439
where dad comes and says, hey, baby girl, here's some perspective from

1314
01:33:50,479 --> 01:33:55,840
your old man. I had lots
of relationships. Man, My dick was

1315
01:33:55,920 --> 01:34:00,760
sore from one night stands to flings
ooh with benefits. We used to get

1316
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:06,159
together on Friday night after work and
just and then can I do it like

1317
01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:15,960
Greece man gabbling gee. I used
to say, hey, wild thing,

1318
01:34:15,359 --> 01:34:18,079
come on over, big dad is
ready, You're ready, Let's tear it

1319
01:34:18,159 --> 01:34:23,319
up, tear it get again again, and like a big dog. I

1320
01:34:23,359 --> 01:34:29,199
had girlfriend. I had a living
girlfriend. Whoooo. And then I met

1321
01:34:29,239 --> 01:34:34,000
your Mom, she didn't move in, she didn't tear it up. I

1322
01:34:34,079 --> 01:34:38,960
don't know. I think its to
mom used to give me the BJ Is

1323
01:34:39,039 --> 01:34:42,319
that just she said, I do. That sounds like a really odd way

1324
01:34:42,399 --> 01:34:46,640
to begin this to me. Maybe
it's just me. I don't does anybody

1325
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:53,720
want to hear about their especially there
as a girl who probably has all her

1326
01:34:55,119 --> 01:35:00,439
perspective on how a man should be, is how she's probably based on her

1327
01:35:00,439 --> 01:35:08,119
interaction with her father, and that
he's I don't know, I'm saying perfect

1328
01:35:08,239 --> 01:35:11,039
dad, he's being called the perfect
dad. I'm saying you're a fraud,

1329
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:15,920
A little bit of a fraud,
all right? Any score yet? Yeah?

1330
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,760
One? Nothing? Oh, I
was gonna say, I can hear

1331
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,239
it in your voice? Not the
good way? All right? We will,

1332
01:35:21,399 --> 01:35:28,279
Uh, we'll wrap it up for
Race and Randy, for me from

1333
01:35:28,319 --> 01:35:31,479
thirty years ago, for Kevin,
Candy Girl, Oh, for Candy Girl.

1334
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:35,520
I'm telling you right now, that
is a transsexual massage place. There's

1335
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:40,479
trans transsexual something going on there.
And I think that guy who was on

1336
01:35:41,239 --> 01:35:45,039
uh the ABC affiliate we went in
there, I bet you that guy has

1337
01:35:45,039 --> 01:35:48,600
told his daughter about tearing up some
ass back in the day too. I

1338
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:55,560
had one night stands, I had
all kinds of stun of a bitch down.

1339
01:35:56,960 --> 01:36:11,359
All right, Danny, feel better, We'll see you tomorrow. Book

1340
01:36:11,399 --> 01:36:14,880
a big hotels, didn't know what
to do. I'm trying to keep me,

1341
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,760
won't do the letter to you,
and starting under dang it about the un State