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I bet spensive day yesterday. I bet to get a whole new shed.
The sheds already paid for, well half its paid for. But I
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and took down the old shed, put it in the White Trash dumpster.
All right, it's like a Nascar at my house. Is all right?
Says there is some good living. Danny is sick, sick going around.
Oh, his first nice day of the year, and Danny here all of
a sudden, I don't know I went because he sent me, I did
a COVID tout and I was like, all right, yeah, Carrie's had
some this is going on to the last couple of days. She COVID tested
was negative too. So so yesterday on the last episode of the podcast,
we talked about we talked about a massage joint in avonn Let's go, well,
it's a massage joint in Avon, And I just want to play the
news story because I found out new stuff that I think changes things, and
I think when we play the story the second time, you're going to hear
it differently. Here our top story at five thirty. The operator of what's
described as an unlicensed spa in a Livingston County town is now the subject of
a police investigation after numerous complaints from the community. Thirteen whims. Carly Minor
spoke with the mayor of Avon to learn more. Carly Karen, a neighbor,
tells me he has filed countless complaints about Candy Girl Sensual Massage Parlor.
Candy Girl Sensual Massage Parlor. Now they said unlicensed. Does the shop have
to be licensed to or just the massage people therapist? I would assume just
the massage therapist. I would think the individual would be licensed and therefore it's
a I would think, right right, they said I'm unlicensed shop. Yeah,
I don't know if you have to get that license. And it is
New York State after all, and maybe finding ways to get more money,
I don't know, using the SPA for sex acts and promoting services online.
And we have kids and elderly people walking by here every day because in there
with this child, beautiful place to watch the kids on has been home for
Michael Reinard for as long as he can remember. Michael Reinard and blah blah
blah blah. So I was looking for candy Girl sensual massage last night,
and who is the character on Living Color that would always look kind of like,
uh, the muscle the muscleman. Yeah, man, Yeah, So
this the person? So I look it up. It's Diva Watson. There's
not Diva Watson, number number of different names, Diva Watson, candy Girl,
Sensual Massage, Diva Watson, and Diva Watson is on Instagram and the
description under Diva Watson is trans extraordinary. I am an inspiring entrepreneur and producer.
Now, normally I think that these places are pretty discreet. They had
a bust of an I don't know, there was an unlicensed massage, but
more going on at the massage joint in Bushnail's Basin right along the canal.
Yeah, Vera Demilo. So so if you look up Candy Girl Central Massage
you'll see what I'm talking about and Candy Girl. So I'm looking and I
went, hang on a second, is it possible because this person? Then
I asked somebody who does some really good digging on the internet to find out
more about this Candy Girl Central Massage. And there's dick pics of Diva Watson.
But Diva Watson is I would assume or pronoun is she? But still
has the male Jen tell you yes. So I'm here's what I'm thinking.
I'm just just curiosity because this person goes on and on in this story that
the local ABC affiliate did. Did they go in there to get a massage
and find out and find out that it was a transaction? I don't know.
I have no idea. But he is not a she. It's still
anatomically a guy but looks like a woman. Now, I don't know,
But so when you listen to the story, now it makes you wonder,
like, why is this guy? And I'm not saying that these places don't
maybe attract a less desirable element of clientele. I don't know, but I
think there's lawyers that have gone into these places, and doctors and different I'm
sure. So okay, and it's an avon. It's kind of out of
the way. And this guy in the news story says they say they're closed
on Sunday on their website, but Sunday is like one of their busiest days.
Okay, Well, so I can't I don't know. So I went,
Okay, is it gay? If I went and got a massage and
I think it's a woman and all of a sudden, and I don't know.
I don't think there's back. I don't think there is. I don't
think there is. I don't think that happens. But this person, like,
here's my question, and I don't know the answer. I just put
it out there. It's a deep philosophical question. Please bear with me for
a moment. I just wonder if you were with a transsexual and you didn't
know that the person was transsexual, and they performed some kind of job hand
or other on you, and then you found out does that make you gay?
And I would say, no, it doesn't, because you just something
happened and in your mind it was a woman. I don't think so at
all, Right now, I did here years ago there was a club downtown
that was known as a gay club, but a lot of people. Everybody
went there, and in the basement or in downstairs where the offices were,
some of the drag queens would go down there, and there would be guys
that would go down with the drag queens, and there would be jobs given
and or otherwise. I think that I was told the story where one of
them was teaching how to give a blowjob to another one, not to to
girls like this and to a guy, and it was a guy doing it
but dressed as a woman. Well that's that scene in old school. Yes,
that was one of the wedding gifts. Yeah, they got they got
Will Ferrell's wife the blow time class, right right, right right. So
as for with Andy Dick, I totally forgot. Andy Dick is so he's
so good, he's so good, he's but he's insane. He's insane as
a human being. So I just wonder, now, when you listen to
this, did somebody find out and the news, the news really can't tell
you. They can just say unlicensed massage. Everything else is speculation. I
even me, I'm speculating, but I looked at the pictures and then we
we did a little more digging, and the person who identifies as Candy Girl
or comes up as Candy Girl on the Yelp review for Candy Girl Central Massage
is Diva Watson on Instagram and under Diva Watson's name trans extraordinaire. And there's
even a crank pick and I don't know where that was, and there's a
lot of clues to trans in there. Candy Girl, Yeah, Diva.
Yes, if you're gonna pick a name, right to not be Bill Moran,
right, it's gonna be Diva Moran. So now listen to this.
Does this I'm just wondering, is it possible that the guy they talked to
is pissed off because he found out. Either he found out and doesn't want
that kind of massage parler in his place, or he went there for a
bad back. This is on operator of what's described as an unlicensed spot in
a Livingston County town is now the subject of a police investigation after numerous complaints
from the community. Thirteen whims Carly myersperience with the Mayor of Avon to learn
the Mayor of Avon probably has no idea. Karen, a neighbor, tells
me your countless complaints about Candy Girl, sensual massage parlor, using the spa
for sex acts and services online. And we have kids and elderly people walking
by here every day because it's a beautiful place to watch Jesus. I went
into you can remember, so I'm thinking in my head, I wonder if
that happened. Have you ever gone for a I'm just saying regular above ground,
regular ass like spot or not? Yes? Yes, yes, I
have you got? Do you a girl? Or do you go guy?
I ask for a woman? Uh? But or I hope for a woman.
I've never gone, and I don't know that. I think it's I
just I don't like being touched. But I feel like if I don't want
to say it's gig because I'm having a guy do it. But I don't
want a guy rubbing on me. And I'm too afraid I'm a boying if
there's a hot yeah, I think did that okay, Well that's interesting.
I I think that you kind of hope for a woman, because I would
think of a woman maybe a little better at the massage, is all I'm
thinking. I once, at one place got a very stocky German woman looking
woman looking woman, I'll just say that. And she was rough, but
it was good. But she went and I stripped completely naked and lay with
the towel over me, and she got up right into the fold, like
I mean, she was taint, deep man, nothing nothing dirty, nothing
dirty. And I think I let out at no. I think I let
out a whoa, but no no, but hole no nothing. And this
very legitimate place. I don't know. I know that sometimes they'll ask you
know what you want? And I know that my friend who's writing a manuscript,
I think you were here when I talked about it. He this whole
thing is about, uh, just kind of overcoming a traumatic experience where his
dog was on a cliff. I had jumped off on a cliff his daughters
and they were all hiking in the Adirondecks, and his daughters were ahead,
and the dog went off and wound up on this cliff like an eight by
five foot cliff, and he climbed down to get it and couldn't get back
up and right off the edge. He's like, it's just you're down into
an abyss. All you saw were the tops of trees. And he's waiting
for a helicopter to come get him. And he said he was trying to
think of all the tough things he ever had to do, and one of
them, I'm gonna see this guy on Friday. One of them was he
went for a massage. He and his wife went to a spa for a
weekend and when they signed up, they asked him male or female masseuse.
He asked for female. He gets a guy. He goes in and according
to the story, he writes, he's got his face down in the ring
and the guy's massaging, and all of a sudden, the guy farts,
the massage guy. The massage guy. The massage guy farts, and he
stops and says, in a very deep voice, excuse me. But he
goes, you know, it's that soft, they're very quiet, it's very
dimly lit. Sometimes there's candles in these places. And he's like, and
then there I am. I'm trapped as the smell just comes up to my
faces in the ring, right and he goes this is I survive that I'm
gonna survive the side of this cliff on the arontics. It's unbelievable. But
I don't know him. My thing is art is could there be are you
looking at this is retaliation for a situation gone wrong? I don't know if
that's the case or not. I really don't, And I'm not saying that
somebody that's running. Basically, what this guy it sounds like, is saying
there's illegal prostitution happening right on our street and nobody's doing anything about it.
That's what it sounds like. If if I were to read between the lines,
what I find out about Candy Girl sensual massage is the person who seems
is the face to the place. Where is Candy Girl? I don't know.
I don't know how many messuses they have or not. It's open twenty
four hours, it's supposedly closed Sundays. This guy in the news story says
it's not. But Diva Watson is he trans is a tranning okay, and
and has pictures of their penis on some website. Because somebody sent me all
this information today, It's just odd. That's like, what kind of business
are you getting at three o'clock in the morning and avon? Okay, Wednesday?
Well, this is the thing, very good that you say that,
Because my stupid head can never stop and I can't turn it off. I
think about ruminate about things. This is why I started running again, because
the thoughts can get It's like, honestly, God, sometimes I have to
if I'm running just the repetitive motion, I I'm better off, yeah yeah
yeahyah. Or sometimes if I have to run up a hill, all I
think is can I make it to the top. But I'm not thinking about
Candy Girl. But here's my thing with Candy Girl. To your point,
okay, is there a bigger demand for transsexuals? Then we realize and is
all this pushback what I have always referred to in life as over compensation?
How many times have we heard about the senator or the politician somewhere that was
very against gay rights, gay marriage, all this stuff, and then he
gets caught in a Minneapolis bathroom of an airport banging some dude or tapping trying
to hit on the guy. I remember that whole story. I okay,
So I just say, is there over compensation somewhere? It is all our
transgender transphobia, they're making our kids somewhere along line we muddy in the waters.
I don't know, because this look it up Candy Girl is a tranny
and it's a massage place that's open twenty four hours. And this person's on
the news telling us there's a ton of traffic going in there. I don't
know, just saying, you're watching those guys watching way too much. Well
he maybe, but I'm just saying, and to your point, Avon is
not what is it off three nineties? It was it Exit ten or something
or was that genesee? Oh? Anyway, but you gotta go, you
gotta go. But if there's nothing else like it, and this maybe this
Candy Girl's brilliant, go to where no one would expect a training and maybe
you provide real massage stuff. But if somebody wants more, or to the
people that are going and frequenting this establishment, are they going later at the
night, because then it's less eyes on you possibles one hundred percent, one
hundred percent, it's a ton Look here's the thing, Like I I can
see where you wouldn't want something like this again in your neighborhood. I understand
I do, because you don't know what other elements come along. There could
be somebody who could get really scared that they or someone sees them and they
get angry, and violence could happen, you know what I mean. But
I'll never forget the dumb bit we did on the Breakroom morning show where we
had heard that game not gay men, but men on the down low.
So these are married with families, and they back in, and they back
in, and if you go through any of the area parks anywhere, I
would think anywhere in the country, maybe in the world, but let's say
in the country. If it's they back in, that's a signal to say
they're there to have a gay relay. I don't know. Again, maybe
it's just a job of some kind, you know what I mean, hand
or otherwise. And I just remember, uh, we did it to see
who would get hit on by the case first by the cays not terrible,
but by someone who was there backed in, who would get hit on first?
And I remember it was Phil Sherman. Well he's a good looking guy.
It was Phil Sherman, who has been on the podcast and I think
he's doing his own podcast and I should play audio from sometimes from Phil's Fucking
podcast to it. It's so good, it's so bad, it's good,
I should say. But anyway, Phil backs in and a guy pops up
and says, hey, are you here, and he goes, no,
I'm just waiting. He goes, I'm married. And the old man holds
up his hand and he goes, me too. And he's an older guy,
and he goes, I'm just waiting for my wife to come walk the
dogs. And the guy it's fine. No, absolutely no more pressure.
Didn't do anything, didn't try it, didn't make anybody uncomfortable, certainly didn't.
This would have been a consensual relation, consensual act. I'll say that.
What changed it for me was I thought, holy shit, if this
is who you really are. And this guy was older and I'm gonna say
mid sixties by that point, that you've lived all your life and we're going
back probably fifteen years, right or more. If you lived your life,
you've lived this basically, this lie because you could never be who you are
internally, you couldn't be your authentic self because society won't let you. So
now if his wife found out, well, and then her life is a
lie somewhat, or at least you could see if she said that, you
could see why she would feel that way. And his kids are confused and
all this, and he probably had grandkids, and I went, Wow,
we've really fucked people up by not letting them be their authentic selves telling them
this is evil and this is wrong and this is bad. And it changed
my perspective on that altogether. I can understand to this guy, let's say
he's on the thirteen news whatever, ABC News. He I get his point.
You don't want it in your neighborhood, got it. I can see
where this stuff, but most of the time it's discreet. Who would know
who's going it? You know what I mean? Right? Even if it's
unless there's loud, boisterous stuff. No one's been arrested. There's been no
charges of any kind. And Avon, I believe, has their own police
department this town, and they could go and I guess they stepped up patrol.
So I don't think anything like out of bounds. So somewhere I go,
could this motherfucker have gone and gotten a massage? Have found out,
Hey, it ain't a chick, it's a dude who identifies as a woman,
I don't know, and then all the pushback on everything else makes me
always wonder sometimes we overcompensate, because really what goes on behind closed doors is
really none of anybody's business. And as long as it's not affecting your life
directly or my life directly, no, I can understand not wanting to have
your kids if people, but I still I still argue, I don't see,
I don't, I don't. I don't get that. Let me see
if I can articulate this better. I don't understand when people say to me
there's a gay agenda in the schools, or there's an agenda, or they're
pushing something, and I always have to stop and go show me what it
is. Do you have some kind of empirical proof? Is there something tangible?
Is there something being said? Oh, they're letting them shit in the
litter box? Okay, hold on, Well, there was a book once
in the library that said the word gay in it, but it was because
it was happy back in the summonies and gay. I'm not. And here's
the thing. I try very hard when when people say these things, to
say, look, I don't have kids in elementary school anymore. I don't
have kids in middle school. My youngest is gonna be in high school,
and my other guys just graduated college and the other ones out. So I
don't have recent experience. Could there be something? Sure? All I'm saying
is I haven't seen it. And of the people I know who do have
kids in school, I don't hear about it. On the local level.
I hear it as well. They are well, who's they and where's it
happening? Not saying it's not. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense,
that's all, and why are we getting ourselves all burnt out? Most of
the I'll tell you what. There are two people in my life who get
very hot about this issue, and neither one of them have children. So
I just do you understand what I'm saying? It Like, I go,
okay, so what So I know you're not getting direct feedback from a school,
You're not getting well, I mean, but a guy told me this,
and then then it got to this and just saying and then this.
All I'm saying is that, so I don't I don't know. I'm sorry
to go off on a tangent on that stuff. But the Candy Girl Central
Massage thing is interesting to me. I'm pretty sure this diva watching is well.
Trans Extraordinary is how she describes herself. There was a picture of a
penis. I believe it was hers, but there was no other identifying thing
other than the penis, and that was sent to me and by somebody.
I asked somebody to do a little research on this, and they can.
They can find some shit for taking new recon And then I went, Okay,
this makes way more sense because I Bushnail's basin is in the town of
Pittsford. I lived there. I didn't know that there was a massages going
on at the at the nail salon. If you went upstairs, there was
a massage. You could get massages there. I didn't know the massages were
uh illegal massages, I will call them. I don't know they were give
them hand jobs or whatever. And they got busted and I don't think anybody
got all up in arms. The news didn't come out before. So that's
why I'm going there's a little more to this one. There's a little more
to this one. Watch this story. I'm telling you, watch out.
People are coming. All right, we'll take a moment. Yeah, there,
I found so I have all these old tapes, and Kevin brought in
tapes, and Kevin told me about a tape recorder that I could buy that
I would be able to strip and digitize these old tapes. So today I
was listening to a tape and it ate it. Oh, the machine ate
it. So I was trying to splice it together and use Scott's tape,
but it didn't really work. But these are this is literally, this is
so fucking weird, dude. I want to take you through a little bit
of a thing. And I think there's a life lesson in this. That's
how weird I am. But this is literally thirty years ago. Because at
one point I say how old I am, and I say I'm twenty three.
Well I'm going to be fifty three, and I was looking at ninety
seven. That's almost thirty years for me. Yeah, so this is thirty
years ago, and these are tapes that I sent out to try to get
hired in other cities. And well, I don't want to say too much
more. I don't want to say too much more, but I want to
walk everybody through something and show you because no one knew this, but I'll
it sort of explain something and I think there's a life lesson in it.
And we'll listen to these and you can rip it apart. All right,
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I digress. I can confess you on the best thing in my life,
but I don't pray. Winner here stores down Train and one of their I
always thought this was a bit of an underrated song by Train, if it's
love me. Charlie Collin, who is a finding member of Train, died
these fifty eight. He uh slipped and fell in the shower while house sitting
for a friend in Brussels. Isn't that weird? D somebody else? Yeah,
he was found when his friends returned from home from their trip. He
was teaching a master class at a conservatory a conservatory and was making a film.
And yeah, do you have to move? Like if if a friender
like I sleep over and I die in your shower, you gotta move.
I'm not so freaked out. I mean, I I don't known those things
that wouldn't bother me. Now that's a great question, because I think most
people would. I think that you know especially if you're that close to the
person's house sitting. I mean, we would be pretty sad. Could you
get over it? But I always you know people are gonna die, doesn't
it doesn't do you disclose that to your realtor too? And hey, somebody
died, yes, I think I thought. I thought we had this discussion
with Stephanie. I think they have to tell you if there well, if
there was a murder, I don't know if they are about a death,
because people die, you know. I mean in the house I had in
Pittsford, there was a I think a little boy died. I don't know
if he died in the house, being a cancer and he couldn't really go
outside, so they built one of those solarium kit selariums and all the plexiglass
was popping out. So I knew that the kid probably died there anything.
But if I told my kids or something, they really you know, as
they get older, the ghost of the cancer kids coming go to bed.
Don't touch those legos. Uh train. I had a great interview with with
Pat the U Pat Monahan. I was gonna say the wrong last name,
only cal Pat mahomes No yeah, uh so he he and I. I
had just a great interview with him on the radio. And one of the
things, I have all these old cassettes and stuff, and I found these
ones that were more animal air check is what they kept saying, let me
see evident. So I find these old air checks and they they're ones I
sent out to radio stations. I got to give you a little backstory because
there was a DJ who became very very famous in bigger markets. His name,
he went by the name Greaseman Doug Trackt. And when I found out,
well, now you're an ethic of college grad, did they talk about
him? They did? They did? They did? Okay, So I
didn't know this, and I didn't know that he had worked in Rochester at
some point he was on an AM station. He was, he was,
he had his own yeah w s A Y I think, and and he
was but he okay, So he was on the radio. But he left
and then he started to make noise at a station in Jacksonville, Florida.
It was the Ape w Ape, the Ape which became I think is still
out there in a pretty legendary station or was. Anyway, Howard Stern is
blown up Washington, d C. They can't beat him. NBC can't beat
them, so they hire him in New York and then they need someone to
take over that show at DC one on one, so they hire the grease
Man. And the funny thing is, and I want to get Grease for
my docu series that I want to do on radio, because I'd love to
go talk to him, and he's no, I don't think he's on the
said terrible things. At one point he made really taste that joke Texas there
was that there was another one. Yeah, And but so I didn't know
who the grease Man was. I had no idea who this guy was.
And the program director of the station I was on said to me, Hey,
he really liked me, and he said, hey, you sound like
Greaseman. And I was still in college, so he gave me a Greaseman
tape. Now I had never heard Greaseman. I'm gonna play you two bits
from Greaseman, and then I'm gonna play you pieces of of my air check
from thirty literally thirty years ago, and you'll see why I didn't get higher.
But this is the grease Man. UH DC one on one in Washington,
d C. This is like a news station doing a whole feature on
him from d C one on one. All right, coming up next,
we got a law man. Brace yourself for action as twelve minutes after rate
o' clocks, we got a law man coming up. It will be exceedingly
brutal, all right. So you would do these wacky, wacky things like
that, and then he would tell stories, and I found the guy fascinating,
like many people did. He was number one. He was number one
so much that when Howard Stern went into syndication he took it. It was
first Philly and then it was Washington, d C. They couldn't beat Greeceman,
so CBS came in, bought him, moved him to LA and put
him on a bunch of stations at night. But Howard could not beat Greeceman
in d C at the time, which I'm sure a lot of people go,
that's not true. No, it is. Now, this is Greaseman
doing his bit lawman fun. Look at now it's time to wonder what it
must be like to strap on a gun man and pin out a man and
become on love man. And then he actually did videos where he would go
out and reenact these things and then make videos and put them out, Timbavarian
cream, fumes it and feeling like a man. Katie's in the early ninety
were a much different time in radio probably read well to me. This was
he was a throwback in that it was the theater of the mind. Everything
was theater of the mind. And it was fantastic and I loved it.
I used to love a commercial when I was a kid, going hey,
imagine this, and they would do sound effects and go, you just saw
it. You saw it on the radio. In other words, you're seeing
it in your mind. And why radio? You know, advertising was such
a big deal. So I thought this guy was great. And I was
trying you're trying to find your voice. I'm I'm nineteen in Poughkeepsie, I'm
twenty two in Rochester than twenty three, and I'm on the radio and I
am trying to figure out who I'm going to be. And I get this
tape of Grease Man from from stan Maine, who was the program director,
and I go, well, maybe this is what he wants me to be.
So I present to you from thirty years ago, popping the way back
and see you ready ready for this? Listen the views, opinions and sophomoric
behavior expressed on this program are not necessarily those of the state. We just
heard him do that, Sims and now the minimal NMF, the Naughtyes,
Rocky Kneed, the classic Rocky like no, actually a photograph take one.
It might last longer, especially people like the late great Mickey Mantle. That's
right, he passed away earlier today. I'm sure you probably heard about that.
No news, no news. But if you didn't, well then maybe
mir animals actually telled you or something. She's want a waste of a good
liver ninety six because he had gotten a he had gotten a liver transplant.
Okay, so you can hear it is almost I didn't realize how almost identical
it was, like I wouldn't remember it like that, but I pulled off
stuff from YouTube of Greece after hearing this tape, and I go, oh
my god, it's fucking identical or a cheap imitation of because nobody else in
Rochester was doing it and I was making noise some people fucking He who voiced
the intro to that that is uh Pat, I think he's still on the
soft rock station in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's thirty years
yeah, the views, opinions and sophomoreic behavior expressed on this pro Yeah,
that's him like that. He was a great dude. He was a great
dude. And I think he still is on Yeah, I think he is
too. All right, here we go, here comes another bit twing danging
away with you. Yeah, yeah, man, what what? What's what's
man? I'm bumming about Jerry Man? I heard you talking about him.
Yeah, well it's it's a sad thing around Jerry more times than you've had
birthdays? How old are you anyway? Twenty three? Oh dude, watch
your I realized I had that. Charlie Moranyah. Yeah. What's your mom's
maiden name? My mother's mad named Dolan? Dolan. When when were you
born? Man? August seventy one? Actually got a birthday seventy one,
that's right. I don't know if your mom was at the Dead Show on
Anaheim in November seventy Yeah, yeah she was. She was. Yeah,
I thought so. She told me actually I was conceived at a Dead show.
Yeah man, you uh, well that thing you think? Hey,
you know this Jerry things really bumming me hard, and a lot of other
things with him and Casey riding that train. I heard that lady in red
say there's trouble ahead. Man, we all did I know? What are
you gonna do now? Battle Fish or Dave Matthews. I had to write
Matthews both and then do it live twenty fish like you don't know. It's
a lot of worse. No, no clue, man, not at all.
Not take ahead, bonghead, No, I think about it. Just
starting. Be careful not to blow anything up. Hey, hey watch it.
Don't get the bong water. Be careful that that's nasty, isn't it?
Yeah, bong what a man? Hold? Yeah yeah, well we'll
clean it up and be back with more of than nineties rock and e classic
rocky love. Now, imagine running a radio station and this ship pile of
shit tape show. I remember the old STUDI the old studio, the old
production studio, and Winton had that big file cab in the corner of the
production room that had all the different CD music and all the sound. Yeah,
because you had to buy a licensed library. You are correct, that's
right. So this is stuff before this is before me. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, this is not much, but this is before you because
uh yeah, and I just didn't realize like and I'm I'm hearing it,
and I go, boy, you could have pushed yourself and done something similar,
but more your own voice. I mean, everybody when you're starting out,
everybody comics, everybody, you know, you have somebody to emulate and
you get but you don't want to be identical. That's the life lesson.
You gotta be authentically yourself. You can't be anybody else and make it.
You just can't. But it was that was that was the type of radio
that was selling. So I mean that well it really wasn't because nobody else
was doing it. Then don't forget you had probably the master of authenticity at
the helm of that station when I was there. We he was talking about
like bit driven, like Howard Dott and Mike did bits, yeah, did
bits yeah, yeah, but they weren't but they weren't doing these bits.
They weren't, you know what I mean, Like those guys were doing funny
stuff, but they weren't doing like so much bigger production cruis than listen.
Yeah. But this is this is dis alumative. N the naughty rockingt need
the classic that puts you to put you to sleep. There we are currently
gazing our eyes on the now do you know what club magazine is? Magazine
club? You know what's funny? Is like that? Yes, mac where
if I turn it that way out there, it is speak about I can
play all kinds of games with this magazine. Sure, bringing home to your
children our fun and entertainment. Play peekaboo with the women up club as we
give you the nineties rock and need the classic rock you love on CMF.
All right, So at the time CMF was like the dominant rock station.
And again I always go, boy, when you start playing from a position
of fear in anything in life, you'll wind up losing. Another station was
coming along that was appealing to a younger audience, the nerve, and they
played nineties rock. So then we started incorporating nineties rock and it was the
nineties rock you need the classic rock you love, And so we had to
say that. I remember it was a different slogan every like three months.
It was just a newd salt. Here's a new slogan for you. Well,
the thing was like, okay, we need to how do we position
ourselves? So we're playing that too, so we get credit for playing this
music as well. Right, It was ninety six and that was ninety six
five one. Yeah, yeah, it was all that stuff all right.
Now here is a piece. I had to pull these off because it was
mind blowing. Imagine like it's me and I'm sitting there going God, I
wish I could go back and say to this dude, hey man, you're
doing something that's kind of cool. Here, all the scripts writing it,
producing it. Okay, let's try to get a funnier punch line, and
let's be more you and less somebody else and that. But this is an
absolute rip off of the grease. Over time, you know, you go
out on the belt and traveling can get a little expensive. Maybe you go
and you stay in a hotel that's like the most sound, right, or
you go to those fancy big britz sorts, or you go by you know,
you can camp that's a little cheaper. The best way is always to
stay with relatives, you know. And one time I was traveling along,
going right through the Old Country, and I was tending. I was camping
with some friends and all, and we happened to go and one day we
said, well, it's raining real hard and we can't stay in the tent.
It's going to be raining way too much, so I decided to stay
in little hotel. So we pulled into the hotel and sure enough, there
was only one room left. And the lady looked at me and she said,
you know what, there's only one room, and that room is on
the floor with this Baptist bible. Said that ship, that's it. She
said, yep, and she said, the only room I got is right
next to the preacher said a lot of people have left that room, and
I just want to warn you beforehand. I said, why swell, these
can get a little loud late at night. So I said, all right,
So we stumbled up there. We're sleeping in at three in the morning.
All all of a sudden, I can hear all this rock is going
on next shn it. I woke up and I can hear it. I'm
saying, geez, well, they must be having a revival. So I
decided i'd go over there and see what was going on. You know,
I hadn't been to church in a while and thought, hey, better saved
my soul before I go to Hell. So I knock on the door and
they're swearing away. I oh, door opens up, I said, huh,
oh, my God, the entire group is naked. They're all doing
the dirty fees. Oh it's me. I stood up then too. The
priests minister. He looks at me and he says, son, if you'd
like to make a donation, Sister Beth is on her knees in the corner,
ready for you're offering. That was the punchline. That was the punchline.
But it's like this. I don't think you were trying to be grease,
man, I think you were. I don't know what you were doing.
You were trying to project that old radio that that DJ boy, that
crazy that was. But that was all Morning Zoo DJ. But Stanley gave
me a tape because stan so here here's the thing of radio. I can
talk about radio ratings because I don't have radio ratings. Radio ratings were and
still are in smaller cities. Uh, you write it down so they'll mail
you something on a Wednesday. You start writing it down on Thursday, so
Thursday was the big day. And then you did it to the following week
and then you put it in the mail and you mailed it back and they
send out a number of surveys one week surveys. Well, think of anything
in your life, right, especially if you got a family and kids and
all this stuff you forget. So then what you wanted to do was be
the most memorable station. So that's where big shows like Wieze, which was
a fantastic show. I'm not denying that, but they would write it down
and then people would just draw an arrow through. And that's why a lot
of times you would hear like hours right, Greaseman from six to eleven.
So that way people would just go, oh, I know he's on and
I heard that today and boom, how many times did w eas win in
the ratings? Right? So but okay, so then there's all kinds of
credit you can get into, all kinds of stuff. Well, then technology
comes along and now they can encode the radio station and you get basically a
beeper. So people would then and then what they found out was when certain
stations went to commercials, people punched over and caught the traffic and then news,
and so all of a sudden, the stations that dominated for years in
those markets dropped because the real listening pattern was different. Not that that station
wasn't still popular, it was just that, you know, within a twenty
minute time, a fifteen minute time and are rated on cour hours. Somebody
could bounce around a few times, and now it was recorded, so we
got the not what you remembered, but what was actually happening, and so
it changed a lot of things. Well back in the day. This day
they everywhere in the country was to write it down, and so Stan used
to go to Washington to read the comments that listeners wrote. And in order
to do that, back then, you had a fly to DC headquarters for
the company that did the radio ratings and go in and read them. I
remember him coming back on somebody hates you. He goes, this is the
greatest thing ever because they I was still part time, they remembered you and
wrote you down. But he used to go on a jog and listen to
Grease Man and he taped them and he gave it to me, and I
swear to god that was That was the whole thing. Like, here's an
one more today and you get double with funds Pleasure, double find yourself,
twins and there you go. I have all the fun you want, speaking
of twins and things like that. It's time to do our our fun thing
for the evening. I think this is fun. I think the guy is
will especially fund it fun. Let's bring into MI animal singers, please,
Pranimal, Pranimal, Let's talk dirty. So there was a bit on Saturday
Night Live called talk Dirty to the Animals with Gilda rat nerdcy Right, and
I uh I took that turned it into moranimal maybe about being covered in peanut
butter and laying on the floor and having the dog lick it off. Whatever
it is, give us a ring two to two six thousands. The line
I'm a big fat Harry behind all this is like all the greas are saying.
I like so embarrassed, but not Rock and Rocket love to for Tuesday.
I'll tell you, pranimal, Let's talk dirty too, Moranimal. It's
that time. And we got the lady. We got the fantasy. So
let me see I think I got her on the phone. Let me I
gotta figure now back here. Then I was told I was not allowed to
take phone calls. I wasn't recently I fantasized. So I was laying on
a beach and see wat nail to go completely naked, which is a place
I went to as a kid. That's how I know I wrote this either
direction, Oh tell the baby, but about three hundred yards from shore was
a yacht full of Richmond. I knew they were watching me, and it
really turned me on. Slowly, the yacht fealed closer to shore, and
I pretended not to notice. You'd noticed me, though, thing I knew.
A tall, dark, handsome man came up to me and said,
pardon me, don't you have any gray poupon? Ah? Come on,
that's the ladies. She got almighty. I'm steam. Now that's a little
little off. There you go. That was it. I leave us a
share in office with that. Yes, that lady on to be I did,
But how fucking like I go? A lot of work went into what
was really a steaming pile of shit at potential, I think. But imagine
being a program director somewhere in America and you're going, all right, we
got an opening here. Let's listen to this guy. Yeah, I walked
before they popped it out in the fucking trash. But you're memorable. May
so either either they're keeping in the good pile or going over your shoulder to
the second. It's just funny, and it's funny now to go through these
tapes, I gotta I want to find some other ones. There were some
classic moments where that were much more knocked grease Spanish all that. When I
came back in ninety nine. You know what's funny. Not funny, but
I saw today we're coming up on the twenty fifth anniversary of JFK. Junior's
plane going down. I remember that bit. If I could find the tape
from that day, If I could please find the tape from that day,
that was the day that was that tape may have been destroyed as you had
locked out the door for the evening. No, I wasn't. I didn't
get in any trouble. Not Here's what happened. So the plane goes down
and I get on the air and it was like a couple of days later,
and they found the luggage but not the plane, and I said,
this is the first time in aviation history that the luggage has arrived before the
passengers. And some lady calls up and starts giving me that was a tasteless
joke and it's terrible and blah blah. So I'm taping her to play back
because I had to play music in the afternoon, and she keeps going and
I go, all right, I said, well, I'm sorry. I
feel that way. Well, it's just disgusting. And about BA. I
go, you know what, lady, you discussed me. I go,
because you're gonna buy every magazine that's going to have their faces on the cover,
from People to Time to Newsweek. You're gonna buy the commemorative plates.
You're gonna buy all that. And somebody's profiting off the death of people.
I make a joke, but those people are making money off the death and
you're funding it. And like I screamed this at her, I'm twenty eight
years old at time. She was the first ever Karen. She's like,
so now, and I'm raising my voice. I'm yelling right, and I'm
doing it more for theater and fun and all this. But it isn't The
phones fucking explode, Kevin, I got pep guys. Some guy calls up.
I can't believe you talked to a BA. So shit's going crazy.
They're calling the front desk, they're calling everywhere. And the program director at
the time, God rest his skull, Rick McKenzie has passed away. I
used to call him Prick mcpansy, and I did. And he was put
in charge as an interim guy for the Rock station. He had been at
the Z the zone, and I got fired from the zone. He was
the one who fired me. Well not really, because I made him leave
the room. It's another story. And I don't know what to fuck like
when I look back now and I go, you were twenty three when you
did this. You were twenty five when you got fired from the zone,
and you got that you knew enough to get that guy out so you could
tell the guy sitting on the other side of the desk on an absolute unprofessional,
fucking pricky thought he was us. And that's exactly what I did.
But I want to Rick out because I knew Rick was just basically again,
yeah he was. He was just he was a talentless. He was a
drone. He was a radio drone. He was one of these guys that
you know he could do the job, and he could never give you an
answer. He sat and in a corporate meeting. Every station had a demographic,
right, and they say, what's the demo. He goes, well,
our demographic moves depending on the time of year, and it was like
the fuck hecus that stage. You can never figure out what the plow right,
But you gotta stick in a lane and sometimes it takes a little while
to get traction anyway. So he's calling. He's out that day, he
took the day off. He's got his in laws or somebody in town,
and he's calling up and he's scared what is going on in there? And
then I'm getting called from the general manager who's down the hall, going just
don't burn it down. That was it, just no up, don't put
it down. Have fun. That hangs up because everything it was going nuts,
and it was if I could find that tape. And again, it's
one of these things where you hear it so many years later, it's never
as good as you think it is. But in that moment, it was
pretty fun. It was pretty fun in that moment. All Right, we'll
take a moment there was a fight in NASCAR. We will talk to our
friend Race and Randy and then a guy who's being recognized as Dad of the
Year. We'll do this and probably the last segment, I'm right here,
Dad of the Year. I am calling this guy out. I'm gonna read
the entire thing and I'm calling bullshit. And I mean this in the maybe
not the nicest way, but I say I'm calling bullshit on it. We'll
get to all that next, but first, Mac of All Trades. Because
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How did you become a Rangers fan? With the Sabers right here?
Sas always sucks? Were you a fan when? Uh? Was it?
Stephen Johnta Was he a Ranger? No? I thought he was. No.
Stevie played for the Devils, and I know he works for Tampa Bay.
Now, well, I thought one of them played for the I thought
there was a Ranger in there. Brian played for the Devil. I know
Brianians, I knew that. But I thought Stephen Johnta played for Uh.
I'm pretty sure now I'm just looking it up. Let's say Stephen Gianta,
as Wikipedia says, just to find an out playing career, Quebec Peewee,
Albany River Rats, Jersey Devils. Albody was the Devil's farm team for years.
Yeah, played for the Jersey Devils in the Islanders is what they have,
That's what it was. Ah, So there was no Rangers. I
was one, Okay, yeah, I thought I thought one of them did
Race and Randy shifting gears in a different sport. What's happening tonight though,
Kevin in the in hockey game one of the Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Finals Rangers
and Panthers tonight tomorrow's game one between Dallas and Edmonton. So you know they're
hopefully another three and a half four weeks of Beard. Yeah, alright,
let's see. We're gonna try call him Race and Randy and see if we
can. We even't talked to him in a long time. There was a
fight in NASCAR, and I think it was with like his favorite driver.
I understand, Hello Race and Randy. Yes, buddy, how you been
good? So I got tired. I got a message from some woman that
said she ran into you and told you that we need more of you.
On the pod Cole's plumb Crazy. You must have met plumb crazy Brenda.
Oh, plump crazy Brenda. I love plumb crazy Brenda. She's a great
woman. Actually, I need to uh try to help her out because her
her husband has some pretty high end cars and he wants to have one of
them transported to a dealership, but he doesn't want to drive it, so
he wants to transport it. I wonder just got a new lotus? I
know that. Yeah, so Randy, what the hell happened in NASCAR where
your boy Kyle was it? Kyle got in a fistfight? Yeah, well
Kyle, Kyle got he Kyle. I don't blame Ricky Stenhouse at off for
what happened. He never touched Kyle. He just Stenhouse went three wide,
went up the middle, went three wide. Kyle got lose. Kyle must
have thought he him. Kyle hit the wall and then a lap later,
Kyle gets into his back and send him into the wall. So he had
a night on the second lamp of the race. So he had to mart
uh at North Wilkesboro. There is no way to get out of that track
to the races are done, So he had to sit there for one hundred
and ninety laps doing about what happened. Wait a second, you get driven
into the wall and then you got to sit there until the race is over.
Yeah, you can't get out what happens. If there's like an emergency
situation where it's like an ambulance situation, then they'll still stop the track,
They'll stop it and open it up. If that was if that was me
in the second lap, I would go right to the uh because I start
drinking. Yeah, but you can't get out. That's what he's saying,
Like you're suck you. They're racing around unless you, Well, could you
time it right? If you got out of the car, just sprint across
into the infield and like dive over. No, not even the interest,
not even the interest. You got to got to the outside of the train.
You actually go out to it. Had to go to the outside.
You're in the infield already. When you go in the pitch, you're in
the that's it. You're in there until the race is done. And they
opened the gate so you can get out. Okay, So he could have
could he have gone into the pits or no, well he was in the
pitch, he would Oh, I thought you got riven, He said,
no, he did. Get put in the wall the trailer for a while.
Got you got you, got you got you got you? Well,
at least then you can have a drink or something. I thought you had
to see in your car and hear him just go whizzing by a then then
there were then there was a you know, big boujah after that, and
so he got a shot in on Kyle. Yeah, so he got a
he got pissed off and took a shot at Kyle like official. Yeah,
and then he and then he got signed seventy five thousand dollars today. Further
that for throwing a punch. You're for throwing a punch and being the The
biggest deal is because his crew and his father got involved. So he got
fined seventy five grand His father can't go to the racetracks now because his father
went after Kyle. Who of his crew members went after Kyle? So they
he's funny to watch this one, and he's telling that tonus crew members,
Get my dad, Get my dad. His dad's trying to go after Kyle.
And how old he got done? How old is his dad? I
don't know. Ricky's got to be. Ricky's got to be somewhere in between
thirty five and forty two. I'd say probably, so dad could be twenty
five years older. Let's say on average, that puts him in sixty seven.
Then he's chasing down Kyle and I'm saying, and I'm taking a guess,
I'm only taking a get to what they all? Right? So what
did he at least land a punch for seventy five thousand dollars? I want
to at least he Oh, he landed one. He did land one?
Where he landed the first he landed right in the freak got him right in
this left side of his cheek. Okay, I go low. He got
a shout off? He did get a shout off. So did Kyle retaliate
at all or just laugh? Kyle didn't get a chance to because everybody come
piling in, so they never got a chance to. They end up getting
off. Freaking everybody end up going in on the ground. Guys think it
really amazed the hell out of me. Was one of Kyle Kyle Bush's crew.
This freaking guy was picking up a guy. This guy had to be
two fifty two seventies. He picked him up, threw him like he was
a freaking rag dow, and then he went picked up another guys that were
remind me that I rid a fuck with that guy. So wow, but
that was I was really kind of surprised when I saw him pick up those
guys and throw them. Who who did this? Kyle did no, Kyle's
Kyle won. Kyle's pit crew guys, Oh, pit crew got well.
Sometimes pit crew guys used to be like linemen and stuff. I thought,
right, And these guys in the NFL, but Division one college guys.
I mean they're strong and they got to move and they're athletic. They got
to move fast in that pit. That's uh. He I'm stuck on the
father. I'm just thinking, if you have enough money, can he get
a Hollywood makeup artist to do your dad so he can still come to the
races and no one will recognize something, you know, like the old Terry
Francona. Yeah, well probably haven't. Think it's the work part about it.
He won't. He won't be able to go in the pitch. You'll
he'll have to buy a sitting just sit in the stand. He won't be
able to go. And why can't I have somebody replace my dad at there?
What if I say it's a probably can't. But if they get any
word of it, he just he'll get suspended even farther. So lucky didn't
he didn't suspend him. They only find him seventy five grand, he says,
an innerconditioned luxuries You that's right, that's right. Rough life, Does
he go does dad go to? Was his dad ever a racer? I
don't remember that name. I don't think so his dad ever was? Yeah,
well certain member Ricky Senthows was the one that he gated dannic Pector.
Yes, I do remember that. But so yeah, that was a that
was a little a little crazy there that night. So I was to watch
it in and here we go, but we need something like that. But
we'll see, you know, And I don't know what's going to have.
According to Ricky, it's all done win, so we'll see what happens.
Well, I would assume it's all, you know, Yeah, because they're
headed to Charlotte this weekend for the co Cola six hundred. So the Coca
you're saying it wrong, Randy, say it right, the Coca Cola six
hundred Cola co Cola, the anybody running the double this year? Run an
indian coc Cola? Yes, KYL Larson, KYL Larson's running the double.
He's running Indy and he's running that. So what do you do from Indianapolis
down to Charlotte or Charlotte's the helicopter from India? He goes from any India
to Charlotte. The problem is if he if he wins at Indy, there
ain't no way he's making that race. Holy shit, I mean think about
it. That's the Indy five hundred. You're not if you win, you
are not making if you get to that, if you even think about getting
to that frick race, you might get there with a hundred last left to
go if you're lucky, but I wouldn't expect that to happen. Yeah,
he won't win, right well, I don't mean he went pretty fast.
So the same three guys that went Indy every other year, I know it
is, and he can't pronounce their names, but the uh, I mean
in India you're going two hundred, what are you doing? In nat you're
doing and Charlotte, Charlie's trying to do about one eighty. Yeah, and
so he qualified at two hundred and forty one, Indy at two hundred and
forty one. So you're your tap, You're you're touching at times, uh,
probably two fifty. Can you your entire day? It's like hours of
your day are just going in circles, like at a high rate of speed.
I mean, try controlling these cars at these speeds, it's unbelievable.
Ship that's eleven eleven hundred miles. Eleven hundred miles. Take a nap you
only got in the helicopter or is that? Yeah? Your focused? What
he'll probably be doing. He'll probably probably get some liquids in him, some
food in them, get something in them to get him ready to race,
because that's a long day. Tony Stewart's only one that's ever finished the whole
race out of both of them. Really, he's going once they were done.
He pulled a double one. He finished fourth at the Coke and I
think he finished in the top ten at Indy. That's impressive as hell.
You got to eat the right food, that is, you don't need the
right food. You have to make a you're right, but we and most
of the liquid you're sweating out anyway in these cars. But that that's really
impressive. Did he ever talk about like how exhausted he was after that?
No, Well, he could tell he was exhausted because I watched both races.
Yeah, you know, that's also I think see the Grand Prix and
Monocles that day, so that would be an early day to watch racing all
day. Yeah, so this was definitely exhausted. This is Sunday Sunday,
all Sunday Sunday. I think the first radio job, paying radio job I
had was board opping. That's where you just put the play the local commercials
and turn the dials and make sure the syndicated show or whatever comes back.
The first one was the Indy five hundred and I would play it and then
I would go sit out back. They had a picnic table and they had
a speaker and I would listen to the I just flipped it over to the
AM and I would sit outside and then when they go, well we were
coming back, I would race back in get the commercials. It's like a
pitstop for you. Yeah, so that was that was That was my first
one, I think, and like to make sure Jim Nighbors sound good.
And then it was all just rec That was it. That's pretty funny.
What else has been happening in Race and Randy's world? When does South Butler
get underway? Well, we had a car show there was something last Sunday,
okay, and it looks like we had about two hundred cars show up.
That's pretty good, which is which is impressive. Yeah, I think
there was one hundred and seventy eight register, but they said two hundred cars
came in for the show, so that's not bad. That's well, we'll
take that. That's the moment were most we ever had. It was one
hundred and sixty three before that, so and I guess we're sure we're pretty
close to being the first car show of the year. So it was great.
We gave away a lot of door prizes, and I saw some great
machinery. Oh my god, something that I've never seen before, and really
like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, way, way
way, what is a machine you've never seen before? Toothbrush? Mister,
I'm double fisted. I know I would say or there was a there was
a god and would know what that, correct man was The funniest car there
was a Chavette stock Schavette. Yeah, and my favorite. That's the show.
Still not telling me what you've never seen. I know you've seen a
lotus, the lotus, the lotus you've never seen, never seen a load
You've never seen the loadus up up close? Close? Now all right,
I'm I'm thinking I have seen a lotus I've never sat in. Is the
lotus the one that that comes in a kit that you build yourself. No,
the kit that you build yourself. Those are like a lot of you
can do that with just kick cars. Yeah, Shelby Cobra old school shall
be right, which I love. By the way, they look great.
Uh they where those are? Yeah? Those are usually kick cars that guys
do, but not the not the lotus. Now, the lotus is like
what are we what are you paying for a lotus these days? I don't
even know twofty I think I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you.
I have no idea, although I know that Brenda said she came home and
it was in the driveway, and that's all I know. Yeah, a
twenty twenty one lotus. Okay, so the twenty twenty one Evora GT starts
at ninety nine fifty. I'll take two. Yeah, think about this is
a twenty twenty four too. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm just
this I pulled up. Yeah, I mean, they're just they beautiful cars.
They're beautiful cars. They tell you you didn't she tell you the story
about their car? No, I haven't heard said it said out in the
ship in California, out on the water, before it could get into the
land. It stayed out there for quite a while. I guess, oh,
yeah, going to what they tell me. All right, Now,
I'm looking at Lotus and I think this is an electric Lotus, and they're
they're already saying it's a twenty twenty five. The Lotus looks a lot like
I mean, it's very similar to Ferrari and Style. I would say it's
almost a cross between it. Is it fair to say cross between Ferrari and
Lamborghini? Yes, in style, in style. I don't want to jip
anything but one hundred thousand for the twenty twenty five electric, and I think
starting on these other ones, you're you're somewhere in the seventies two one hundred
thousand. Jesus Christ, m's me nice. Yeah, I said the best
car in the show was a thing. It was a sixty nine pm TTX.
Yeah, that was absolutely gorgeous. The car was absolutely gorgeous. Well,
there was a lot of great cars. I mean, I had to
pick best of show, and I started out with twenty seven and I got
down took me three and a half hours to get down the list of two.
Do you does your wife Tracy ever get jealous the way you describe cars.
No, she's car buck because she's what she's a huge Carbucks car.
You're describing the car to describe her the same way you were to car.
This is one of the most rare machines I've ever seen. It's beautiful.
The sleek lines. Boy, it's got some bumper to the back end is
great. Sometimes he exhaust makes election on it. Well, I can tell
you I've never had a car want to meet me drop my pants? I
can tell you that right now. All right, Well, that's thank God
for that, Randy. I find that hard to believe. Raddy. Would
you go to a newdist camp? No, he doesn't. I had it.
I worked with a guy. He used to go to anudist camp all
the time. How about a few years ago? Comedy and car show at
the nudist camp. So they do a car show. So we talked to
a woman last night. Let's give she does she does they do a car
show? Because I even did a thing going surah, could you step up?
Your balls are on the hood because you have to be naked? And
then she, uh, she said that they did a comedy show as well,
And I said, we could come and do comedy and then but you
have to be naked. I think that could be a real challenge to get
up and I'm trying to make people laugh while you're completely naked. They're completely
naked as well, so or they just whole irish you know, banger and
they just start laughing. Well, whatever it takes, Kevin, whatever it
takes. Uh. So you wait, your buddy who went? Did he
work with you in three? One five? Yeah? He worked he worked
over to he worked over there, formed with me back just like two years
ago. So it must. Actually you're gonna love this. You're gonna love
this, Kevin. You're you ready? Now, you're ready. He was
married to his fifth cousin, Well fifth cousin's okayne, Yeah, you're all
right there they uh and they shared a tooth us the But did he go
to Empire Haven? I don't know where he went, but he tad it
through. I have no I never told me and I didn't want to go.
Hey we're in you want a guest? Did you go? Tracy wanted
to go. Tracy wanted to go and go there you go camp perfect,
that's perfect, that's perfect, all right, Randy? Any Hallmark movies you've
been watching. No not. In the last couple of weeks, Tracy.
Tracy had major shoulder surgery last Thursday. I saw the picture. How's she
doing? Uh, she's doing all right. She's a little sore. I
mean she smiles the first day of rehab. But she had a big,
huge tear and their bice ups and some other stuff that they had to fix.
So he was a little What was she lifting, Randy, what do
you think she was lifting? Bring that thing over here. You gotta do
in curls? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, jumping rope. All right.
Well, it's nice. Nice to hear your voice. And the Coca
Cola six under the Indianapolis five hundre indies at what time Monday morning? It
starts at noon and then the Cocola starts at six, right around four to
three, somewhere between five and say, I think it's a long rain.
All depends on the rain. Yeah, wow, I've been that. I
raced three times. It's a long ass race. How Uh what's the weather
supposed to be like for both? Have you checked? I have not checked.
No, I have not. I've always been ready here. This weekend,
I thought, oh god, I think it looks. I think it
looks. I think it looks good down that way I was looking. I
always a to the Indianapolis five hundred and be in the infield. They call
it the snake Pit, and it's like just a giant party. It looks
awesome. I don't think anybody watches the race. It's kind of like it's
taken on a life of its own over the past couple of years that I've
known of it. Uh. I don't know. Maybe they've been announce announced
a news con now now it's the news colon the uh. But I don't
think. I think it's almost become like being at the Kentucky Derby. Isn't
there a golf course on the infield too at the end of five hundred I
don't know. I don't think so. But the course there could be,
well, this doesn't seem big enough like that simulator. Maybe No, I
think there's actual two and a half mile tracks. There could be one there,
I know, but a goll what like. It'd probably be like maybe
four or five holes. It wouldn't be nothing having people play while they're driving.
Why couldn't you Because Jesus Christ, Kevin, someone's gonna slice a fucking
thing and the next thing you know, we're gonna have a pile up,
or or just let it land on the track. A tire hit it just
like a rock flies out from your tire a golf ball and shoot back into
the infield and kill someone. How about that lady that got hit with one
hundred and ten mile an hour ball? Was it the Blue Jays game?
I saw that, Yeah, I mean her whole face. She looked.
Poor woman, looked like Frankenstein. There is is called the brickyard brickyard crossing.
The brick how many holes I'm gonna guess nine nine, Yeah, say
brickyard crossing. I wonder if you, I wonder if they have it so
you can play I can't be. I'll see if they got t tense this
week and can't. They can't, They can't, all right, Randy?
Yeah, I know one day I can't play off anymore because of my wrist
and stuff. But it'd be cool to go to watch that, just to
go see it, go to the snake pit and drink and watch the race
myself. But that's damn man. Yeah, Well, it's hard to watch
your race when you're laying flat on your back. Buddy, I'm just all
right, Randy. What do they say, Kevin? Anything there? I
don't see anything for Sunday? All right, well, Randy, always a
pleasure, my friend, and I hope you have a great uh Memorial Day
weekend. Unofficial start of some playing, absolutely all. I got a lot
of stuff going on. So all right, well we'll talk, so i'll
call you off air. I'll call you off here. All right, buddy,
it looks like it looks like a nine holer. Okay, I'm wrong,
man, How did I not? I was? I just think of
the snake pit in the Indie five hundred. I don't even think of other
races that go. How did I know? It? Is the question that's
more than that's amazing. It's amazing. It's been there since nineteen twenty nine.
Eighteen holes eighteen eighteen four holes located inside. Okay, so that four
of the eighteen inside the speedway. Okay, that makes more sense. So
but it's hosted some it's hosted some PGA LPGA Champions Tour events. Interesting,
Yeah, that is interesting. Connors Is probably played it twice. We'll take
a moment. And oh there was an old bit too that I went,
well, we'll do. I'll tell you about this old bit that they did
a survey and I did this as a bit in radio, and I took
it from The Man Show because I apparently I stole everything back in the day,
Corolla Kimmel. And then I gotta tell you about this girl dad thing
that I saw and what I really think it is. But interesting. We'll
get to all that next. But first, Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport,
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kicking off summer twenty twenty four. See you guys, don't you baby shit?
Because maybe it's it no friends that I'm crazy lock, I'm the only
wrong. Ar had a loud hell living in your big glass house with the
field. Don't you know that's ain't nsel post malone, which I go,
I like this because everybody like freaks out when Beyonce does country or whatever is
happening, and they go, that's what an artist should be able to do,
whatever art they want, whatever it is. You know what you want.
I like it. What's going on in the Rangers game? Nothing,
it's nothing, nothing, Okay, I was just laughing. They were showing
pictures some Chris Crider had had a natural high kick against Carolina to win the
last series. Yeah, and then people how the Bills did with Leonis mccloun.
He fumbled at kick against the Patriots and lost. They lit his ground
grass of oir. They threw hats all over Crider's front yard. He's out
there with a bag picking them all up. All right, Well, there
you go. This will be a song. You're probably gonna hear a ton
over the Memorial Day week. And I'm sure no matter where you are in
the country, it's not cab and a cab drinking cab by yourself. No,
it's not. That'll be me though. Uh. Someone conducted a poll
asking men if they'd take a penny they saw in a urinal a penny,
yes, four hundred ninety up tails. It is this dumb question. Four
hundred ninety people waged in. Four hundred and twenty eight of them said no.
So I sixty sixty two people. I think it's like thirteen percent.
I said yes. They would they would take the penny out. I'm not
sure, but years ago I think The Man Show did a bit, and
so I replicated it at wherever we used to do ass Ale and all this
other stuff. Was that Wigan the day? Yeah, So I went in
the bathroom and I took a candy bar and I poured a little beer so
it looked yellow like urine. And then I put like, I broke up
a like a Snickers bar or something and let it float and put some toilet
paper in there, and then I stuck a five dollar bill toilet fiver.
Huh yeah, And I I kept going back and then somebody got it,
and I got them over and I interviewed. They took the five dollars out,
thinking like, I mean, could you touch it? Now? Maybe
I went up, maybe nobody was doing it. Maybe I went as high
as twenty and then somebody took it. I don't remember, but I'm trying
to remember how I did the bit. Well, whatever it was, I'm
just thinking, would you paper money which was already filthy dirty? Now it
looks like it's in urine and feces. You're taking it out? If it's
if it's whitewater, Yes, if it's yellow water or brown water, now
probably yeah, watch what I'm saying. Brow. It was. It was
yellow with a little bit of brown. And there. Do you if there's
a piece that's not in the water, Yeah, do you paper towel and
then take that right at the bar and get a couple of rounds? Yeah,
you do. Or you put it under the dryer, you know what
I mean. You get the hand taking the duty off though you're not blowing
blows articles all over the bathterwork. Yeah, I take it well, Bryan,
I take it wet right for the bar. Well, my money's no
good here. What happened? It was in my sock. Wh When I
was a kid, my father was to keep your money in your sock,
right, So I have money. I would be pulling out these sweaty dollars
because I had bicycled into town to get it. So there's four people.
Change it on the bottom of your foot. Yes, yes, so,
uh, you have three sons. I have three sons. Danny has no
kids, Laura has sons. I don't think anybody on the show. Oh
maybe matt re said does he have a daughters daughter? He has a daughter
or is this his daughter? Okay, So the BuzzFeed had a screenshot of
a of a young girl and it says, point of view, you just
got dumped in your driveway and your dad saw the whole thing, and she's
took a selfie. She's crying, and then she shares the text message that
her dad sent, and everybody's praising this guy, saying, this is a
tuned in man. This is a great thing. This is supportive and loving.
This is how girl dad should be. I will save my comment for
after says, hey, baby girl, here's some perspective from your old man.
I've had lots of relationships, from one night stands to flings, to
friends with benefits to First of all, who the fuck is telling their daughter
that I don't know the guy that goes yeah, man, you know man
Toros some ass one night stands, flings. I didn't even know her name.
Holy shit, back in eighty five, boo, now ninety four didn't
No. I flings to friends with benefits, to girlfriends, to live in
girlfriends. And then I met your mom. Hey dad, you might want
to get tested. I mean, like, what father is writing that?
To begin with? I don't believe it. I can say with certainty that
when I met her it was instantly different. I can also say that I
knew it was different because I went through those other experiences. So what you
are dealing with today is necessary in order for you to one day be able
to discern when a person is really right for you. I can also say
that, even though I was broken up with and in one instance I was
cheated on, it was worth it to get where I am today or where
I am now. How about you? The same thing with the one I
stands dad. I was waiting for the content, to see the beginning of
it with what context would help, and it didn't. Looking back, I
do not for one second ever wish I could still be with any of those
other ladies, even though at the time I was heartbroken and it felt like
I would never recover and I was destined to be alone. I promise you
that is not your future. Some of the best advice I will ever give
you is this, when someone lets you know that you are not for them,
deal with the pain and hurt with the knowledge that this person just gave
you back the most valuable thing in the world, your time. And I've
always said on this podcast in other places it's the greatest gift you can give
anybody. Be grateful for the experience you have with that person and the good
times you got to have, and then rejoice in the knowledge that your life
is still completely yours and you have not wasted it shackled to someone that did
not want did not completely want you. There are cows and bulls in this
life. When a cow sees a storm, they run away from it.
What ends up happening is they end up being tortured by the storm longer as
they are actually keeping themselves in the storm longer. However, when a bull
sees a storm, they run toward it, facing the onslaught head on.
Initially, it's terrible, but they are strong and they can weather the storm
because they ran towards it and they were able to endure it. The storm
passes them quickly and they are soon in a peaceful place. So be the
bull and lean into your storm. Embrace the suck and let it fill you
up. You are strong enough to endure, and very soon you will be
a piece still on your path, achieving your goals, and with all of
your time still in surplus. Love, Dad Jesus Christ, mean to go
back to him and text, we're only seventy two characters. What do you
think it's It's along the lines of kind of almost what I said the Sam
when he had his heart broken earlier this year. I didn't get his deep
did you text it? I talked to him. Oh, you talked to
him face to face. I told him how he said tear a mass back
in the day. Hello, perfect dad, I see you, I see
you, perfect Dad. Let me tell you you're a fraud. And I'm
gonna explain why you're a fraud. First of all, if she's in the
house, you have the conversation face to face like Kevin did about his sons
and the breakup. That's what you do. And secondly, you didn't fucking
write this. You chat TPT that motherfucker. Be honest, and I'm not
saying that that's a bad thing. I can understand getting some parroting device from
AI sometimes it may help. I don't know. I haven't done it.
Maybe I should try it. But you are a fraud. Fancy fantastic father.
Bullshit, that's what I say, terrap ass back of the day too,
did you you, hey, man? I used to bang boot I
wouldn't I never said that to my kids. I just I just wouldn't.
I wouldn't want to be there. I wouldn't know who would. I've had
one night stands. I go Dad's bullshit. So that's that made me think,
is it possible that I don't even think a I would write that.
I mean, even two whiskey's in. You know what I'm saying, how
drunk today I have to go. I'm saying, even two whiskeys in,
you would have that conversation face to face. I think five six Guinnison used
to telling your boys. I used to tear his mask. I would never,
oh, I would never, ever, ever, ever I put this
guy on blast. I'm totally five six deep. You're gonna start. I
would a little bit more. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I may not
with Jamison, but with the older boys. And I don't even there because
I think that there. I'll tell you why I wouldn't. And it was
the same reason I which is terrible. But I had never cheated when I
was married, and part of part of the reason was this will come back
to bite me. I never want my kids to think less of me,
you know, I mean, if your kids found it, right, they
would think of so that, and then I wouldn't because I wouldn't now.
And my guys are older now right drinking age because uh, their mom and
I are not together and have been together, and so it just I don't
think they'd like to hear that. You know what I'm saying. I've seen
you six seven deep. Sometimes in your eard scope of conversation definitely changes after
a few, get it, sure it does. So I think after a
few around the right crowd, you you might start talking about tearing up some
ass back in the day. Yeah. And by the way people are going,
this is like word perfect. This is the most perfect thing his father
could have done. He used chat GPT. There's no way any texted her
And he texted her yeah any color called her a cow at one point,
didn't he? Not you, honey, be a cow? Wait, honey,
don't be a cow, people, because bulls can tear up some ass.
Cow's not so much, honey, go ahead and get it. Yeah,
have you ever used I'm wondering if, in certain scenarios, if it
wouldn't be a good idea to chat GPT. You ever get like, here's
I'm noticing again. You always wish I could go back to the guy and
tape we heard earlier thirty years ago and go, here's one piece of advice
I want to give you. Kneeds your reactions. People are gonna say things,
do things, put it to knee jerk, and a lot of times
those things have nothing to do with you. It has to do with something
else that either happened to them and is going on with them whatever. These
knee jerk reactions don't don't have those and that's where sometimes though, it's hard
not to, and it's hard not to with a kid who's really pushing you.
So if you had the chat GPT, if you could give yourself a
second and almost find like the perfect thing, sometimes it just jumps off the
page. I'm just saying, you ever have somebody go, God, why
you know the castanza moment? Why did I see that? Then I've got
the greatest line. Now, Well, if you had chat GPT on your
phone, I don't know, maybe it would give you the right thing to
say. Can we interrupt this conversation real quick so I can chat GPT.
Response to that, Well, no, what I'm saying is let the kids
storm off for a second and instead of chasing them down and going, don't
you slam that door in my faith? Go and chat GPT. But I
want to do this real quick. I want to Uh, I'm gonna go
to chat GPT. Okay, console my daughter who just got dumped? Yeah,
let me see. Do I have jet pie? I do have j
Okay, so let me put this in there. All right, chat GPT,
and I'm gonna so what to say to my fat cow daughter who daughter
who just got dumped? Dart with talking about how you used to tear up
aspect. I don't believe I'm telling you this is This whole thing is bullshit.
Watch it. Watch it write exactly what what to say to my daughter
who just got dumped by her boyfriend? Boom? Okay, here we go.
I'm sorry to hear that that your daughter is going through a tough time.
Supporting oh okay, hang on ha again. So it doesn't really write
anything for you. Supporting her emotionally and offering practical advice can make a big
difference. Here are some things you could say to her. I'm just giving
it up. I'm sorry you're going through this. I know it hurts a
lot. Right now, it's okay to feel sad and heartbroken. Your feelings
are completely valid. Offer comfort and reassurance. I'm here for you and I'm
ready to listen if you want to talk about it. You're strong and even
though it doesn't feel like it now, you will get through this empathy and
understanding. Breakups are really hard, and it's normal to feel a wide range
of emotions. You're not alone. I remember when I went through a similar
to thing, and it took time, but things did get better. Nothing
about tearing up ass It sounds almost word for word from what with the exception
of tearing up ass talk. Encourage self care, take all the time you
need to heal, Do things that make you feel this is actually better.
This is way better than whatever that piece of shit he wrote. Can you
ask ch GPT if it's better the text your daughter this or right okay,
or have a physical conversation with her. Take all the time you need to
heal. Do the things that make you feel good and help you relax.
It might help to spend time with friends, engage in hobbies you love,
or something new like a new penis. Tear it up, reframe the situation
positively. Sometimes relationships seens so we can find someone who's a better fit for
us. This experience can help you learn more about yourself and what you want
in the future. Maybe it would be a good idea practical advice to take
a break from social media for a bit if it makes you feel worse,
focus on things in your life that make you happy and fulfilled. Offer ongoing
support. If you ever need to talk, or if you want some company,
I'm here for you. You can plan some fun activities together, or
we can plan some fun activities together to help you take your mind off off
of things your supporting understand. Okay, So I didn't see anywhere in this
where dad comes and says, hey, baby girl, here's some perspective from
your old man. I had lots of relationships. Man, My dick was
sore from one night stands to flings ooh with benefits. We used to get
together on Friday night after work and just and then can I do it like
Greece man gabbling gee. I used to say, hey, wild thing,
come on over, big dad is ready, You're ready, Let's tear it
up, tear it get again again, and like a big dog. I
had girlfriend. I had a living girlfriend. Whoooo. And then I met
your Mom, she didn't move in, she didn't tear it up. I
don't know. I think its to mom used to give me the BJ Is
that just she said, I do. That sounds like a really odd way
to begin this to me. Maybe it's just me. I don't does anybody
want to hear about their especially there as a girl who probably has all her
perspective on how a man should be, is how she's probably based on her
interaction with her father, and that he's I don't know, I'm saying perfect
dad, he's being called the perfect dad. I'm saying you're a fraud,
A little bit of a fraud, all right? Any score yet? Yeah?
One? Nothing? Oh, I was gonna say, I can hear
it in your voice? Not the good way? All right? We will,
Uh, we'll wrap it up for Race and Randy, for me from
thirty years ago, for Kevin, Candy Girl, Oh, for Candy Girl.
I'm telling you right now, that is a transsexual massage place. There's
trans transsexual something going on there. And I think that guy who was on
uh the ABC affiliate we went in there, I bet you that guy has
told his daughter about tearing up some ass back in the day too. I
had one night stands, I had all kinds of stun of a bitch down.
All right, Danny, feel better, We'll see you tomorrow. Book
a big hotels, didn't know what to do. I'm trying to keep me,
won't do the letter to you, and starting under dang it about the un State