WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:43.479 M s. Hi, this is Laura Kane after Dark and I'm Laura Kane. 2 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:47.520 How are you? This is my cost Eric Rammer Aunt. No, 3 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:52.399 we're not. I'm doing this video for my own We're not on camera right 4 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:54.920 now. Oh well we are, but we're not. We are, but 5 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:58.159 we're not. Just look pretty and just shut up and look pretty, okay. 6 00:00:58.439 --> 00:01:03.439 Producer Brian over here. Oh my gosh, I'm getting phone calls. 7 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:07.719 What's going? Oh my god, you are so popular. We need to 8 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:14.319 talk about. First off, it's Thursday. Yay, we almost made it 9 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:17.840 through the weekend. We did. It doesn't feel like it, I know 10 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:19.560 it, sure doesn't. It been a long week, but it's okay. 11 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.239 We're getting there. And when next week's my birthday, we'll get to that 12 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:27.799 in a minute and my thoughts on that. And we need to talk about 13 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:32.280 the party we're having the week after that. It's on the twenty nine, 14 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:36.319 which is Memorial Day. It's at my house, live from Laura's living room, 15 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:41.760 in honor of producer Brian one year anniversary. We've decided to make a 16 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:47.159 big party out of it. We have a presentation. We now have roasts 17 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:49.760 apparently, which you guys are gonna have to write out, they're better be 18 00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:53.560 good. Oh now we're inviting everyone else to roast as well. No, 19 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:57.280 I said you guys, I'm not not everybody else. No, no, 20 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:59.560 no, no no. They just get to listen because it's going to be 21 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:04.599 fun. And then we have party favors, we have munchies, we have 22 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:08.280 prizes. It's gonna be so fun. So just rs VP at Laura Kane 23 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:13.520 after dark dot com. But first, become an Instagram subscriber. We kind 24 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:15.960 of got to know who you are before you come into my house. You 25 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:19.840 know what I'm saying. Yeah, so go to Instagram because Laura doesn't just 26 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:23.039 let anybody into her house. Well, I don't know both, I know 27 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:29.080 real quick. I don't want anyone to bring me any gifts unless unless they 28 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:35.719 know Keanu Reeves or or who is Steven Spielberg or Quentin Tarantino he can come 29 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:40.840 to right. Um. But you guys can do Laura favorites, you know 30 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:45.800 what. Actually know if if if it's not Laura who brings them, then 31 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:47.639 she still has to pay me. So if you guys want me to get 32 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:52.120 paid for next year, bring Keanu Reeves with you. That'd be fun. 33 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:53.879 Oh my god, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna get him in here. 34 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:58.199 I was already formulating the email in my mind when I was upstairs his 35 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:01.199 email address. I'm gonna get one. You just you watch you know what 36 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:06.800 you under usk that I will. I will so manage. I will manifest 37 00:03:06.840 --> 00:03:09.759 that shit out of this. I am going to do it. I've just 38 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:14.280 put me to a task. You challenge me. I'll do it. Well, 39 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:15.439 one task, good time. We gotta find you a right first. 40 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:19.360 Oh my god, on god, I talked to an agent today. I 41 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:22.680 have to tell you about that too. You did? Yeah? How was 42 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:27.560 that Keeves? Agent? No, I don't think so. Um. Look 43 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:30.719 then wait, let me finish talking about the party. First. It's all 44 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:32.360 Memorial Day. Don't worry about it. It's not till six thirty at night. 45 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:35.919 So you can do your beach thing or pool thing or whatever you're gonna 46 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:38.400 do. And Keanu Reeves might be there. We don't know you don't you 47 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:42.199 never you know? Just show up. Never. No, So go to 48 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:46.439 Instagram and subscribe. It's only four ninety nine a month, and only four 49 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:50.919 ninety you get you get the opportunity to come to our parties and stuff your 50 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:53.080 Instagram. Please some good stuff coming up. Oh my god, August is 51 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:59.159 going to be off thing hinge it really because that'll be four years. We've 52 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:02.120 been doing this podcast four years. We have a four year old child, 53 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:04.599 we do. We have a four year old child we do? Oh my 54 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:09.479 god. Yeah, and a twenty two year old son and a twenty four 55 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:12.280 year old child and a twenty two year old child. Yeah. Wow, 56 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:16.040 we've been busy our podcast. Our podcast is four I'm the four year old 57 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:21.639 child, I believe. So anyway do that urspup Laurikan after dark dot com. 58 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:26.000 Now, let before we get into the things that I'm going to talk 59 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.040 about, like my birthday and this agent thing, let's talk about Jay Wartzler. 60 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.800 First. Let's talk about Jay. I talked to my friend who saw 61 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:35.000 him this week, and she's like, what a great person. I'm like, 62 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:39.279 I know, that's what we've been telling you. He's a money manager 63 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:43.040 and he wants to help. He wants to help you make your money work 64 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:48.000 for you. She my friend got an inheritance and I like, before you 65 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:54.360 do one thing, before you buy one thing, please please called Jay. 66 00:04:54.399 --> 00:04:57.680 And she did. She's like, thank you, this is the greatest call 67 00:04:57.959 --> 00:05:01.000 I've ever made. I'm like, I'm so glad. So his number in 68 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:05.240 case you already know you want to call him eight five eight five five two 69 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:11.000 six nine six zero. And then Jay sent me something to talk about tonight. 70 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:15.279 Yes, the IRS says nearly one point five million people have unclaimed tax 71 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:19.519 refunds from the twenty nineteen text here the total almost one point five billion. 72 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:25.120 That is billion with a B. If you're one of those people, you 73 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:28.680 have a little over two months to file your twenty nineteen tax return to claim 74 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:30.920 your refund. You generally have three years to file your tax return to get 75 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:34.680 your refund. Do not to lay who would not get want to get their 76 00:05:34.759 --> 00:05:39.240 refund? No, well it's definitely not mine because I had the Pallas. 77 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:44.240 Fine, well mister I moved into another tax bracket. Yes, well you 78 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.519 know we played pay big around here. I know we do. Yeah, 79 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:51.600 we do. I mean, oh yeah Catapult. Yeah, you know. 80 00:05:51.600 --> 00:05:56.199 If you want to reach out to j via email, yes you can do 81 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:59.079 that and he will you know if you have a simple question. Yeah, 82 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:02.319 you just want to say hi, It's jayw at Capital Growthing dot com. 83 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:09.920 And for those of you that enjoy the Worldwide Web, I do love the 84 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:15.839 Internet. See thank you Brian, I will. He has a website www 85 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:21.439 dot Capitol growthing dot com. Good website, dumb human, great website. 86 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:26.319 Did you say did you call me a dumb human? I didn't mean it. 87 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:29.319 Then I didn't mean it. Did you listen to my voicemail message out? 88 00:06:29.360 --> 00:06:33.720 No, not yet, recording whole week late. I'm savoring it, 89 00:06:34.480 --> 00:06:36.279 you know what. Just don't listen to it, and listen to it next 90 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:43.959 Mother's Day. Okay, you ain't giving me another phone call after this? 91 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:47.120 Huh. Also for legal reasons, I do pay all my taxes. Yes, 92 00:06:47.199 --> 00:06:51.959 you are an upstanding citizen. I am too. I actually do pay 93 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:56.879 my taxies every year, yes or not? I know you would think out 94 00:06:56.879 --> 00:07:00.120 of three of us. I didn't think you were a taxi void, I 95 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:00.959 know, but out of the three of us, who would be me? 96 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:08.600 Probably you're responsible. You're super responsible. I try to be responsible. What 97 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:13.360 I said, I'm only responsible. He's super responsible. Well, because I've 98 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.279 known him longer than you, like, I know he's super responsible. I 99 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:18.720 know you're responsible, but I've only known you a year. So, oh, 100 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:28.480 you don't get the super yet you I will give you the super um. 101 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:31.319 Okay. So that's Jay Wertzler one more time with the phone number eight 102 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:38.879 five eight five five two six nine six zero and what now, Oh my 103 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:45.439 gosh, so exciting speaking of yummy. Oh my gosh. I hope we're 104 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:48.639 not doing this popcorns whatever you guys do know we're not doing the popcorn thing. 105 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:51.279 I don't know why. Why it's out. When I say a word, 106 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:54.639 then you say a word, then I say a word. Oh no, 107 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:59.959 we're not doing that. A lot restaurants here we go, are new 108 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:05.480 sponsor. We'd like to welcome to the podcast Alotte Restaurant. 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And right 116 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:48.320 now, if you say, if you go to Alotte either one and you 117 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:52.919 say Lauracane after Dark sent me, You'll get fifty percent off your drink order 118 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:56.919 whatever it is that you order. What if they waltz in and say Eric 119 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:01.559 Grammar sent me, you get kicked out. But that doesn't count. But 120 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:03.600 if you walk in and you say producer Brian sent me, you get a 121 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:07.720 chance to meet Keanu Reeves. Oh my god, stop blowing this thing up 122 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:15.000 and stop drawing penises on my my paper that I need. You don't have 123 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.639 any penises I found going through these old splits of paper I have on the 124 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:22.759 desk. You are a child. I thought you were to start talking about 125 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:24.639 the little shoe box at the top of the closer. I know, there's 126 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:31.000 Why would you think that that was a penis because that's clearly ahead. What 127 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:33.480 is it? Now? What else would it be? A rocket ship? 128 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:37.799 No? What are you drawing? It was a No, he's drawing testicular 129 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.440 cancer. No, now he's now he's making it into something else. He 130 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:46.200 was drawing a dick, now he's not. Now It's like you, it's 131 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.879 not even anything. I hope this isn't a self portrait. It looks it 132 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:52.240 is not. Now it's a little man, oh, look a splinter. 133 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:58.080 It looks like some weird like symbol. Now it's a weird symbol. Stop 134 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:03.639 drawing. Yes, dear god, she's so what she really is? I 135 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.679 don't know. I don't know. Um, okay, so my birthday is 136 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:09.399 coming up? Is my host chat? I guess? Anyways, Eric, 137 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:16.000 what's yours chet coming up next? Wednesday? Sixty? Shut up? I'm 138 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:20.279 not but I feel like I don't want to even say it. It's like, 139 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:26.159 but your age, Yeah, I hate it? Well, you know 140 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:33.840 how old I am? Right, don't No, that's delicious double nickels sixty. 141 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:39.159 You can go right on ahead and shove that up your ass. That 142 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:43.840 is so messed up. You are a ridiculous You are ridiculous. So I 143 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.279 mean, what are you gonna do? You can't stop time? What do 144 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:50.039 you do? Hid your age? I don't know. You know, you 145 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:56.480 get like as a woman, especially, you get discriminated against the older. 146 00:10:56.519 --> 00:11:00.720 You get in certain industries like mine. I think, yeah, but no 147 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:03.120 one sees your face in your industry. But but kind of they do. 148 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:05.759 Like these days, it's not like radio in the old days. It's like, 149 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:11.919 yeah, radio is also like very well, that doesn't matter. It's 150 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:13.759 just I don't know, but I'm going to try to embrace it and not 151 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:18.159 even care. I'm just gonna like be like, I am a woman. 152 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:22.559 Hear me, roar your head. I could ski on it thanks to just 153 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:28.240 a part of her age. Yeah, my flathead. You're with no ring 154 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:31.679 coles. Oh that's from botox. Yeah that's but that's okay. But I 155 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:35.480 found this story at what age do we think we're old? What do you 156 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:37.360 think that is? What age is that when you're like, oh my god, 157 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:41.279 I'm old, I'd say above fifty five? No, well, I 158 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:46.679 disagree with whoever you well, uh I will What do you think? What 159 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:48.879 do you think? What age do you think people go, oh my god, 160 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:52.759 I am old. It depends on how like when they stop feeling young? 161 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:54.759 Do you stop feeling young? I'd say probably different, that's different. 162 00:11:56.440 --> 00:12:03.440 Thirty five, I'd say probably forty five while you're closest. According to a 163 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:09.600 recent global study, Americans generally stop feeling young when they are forty three years 164 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:15.120 old, but they don't start feeling old until they turn fifty two. You 165 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:18.799 see, look at Paul Red, for example. That man is fifty mid 166 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.600 fifties, and he still looks younger. Than he does. He's awesome. 167 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.480 It looks amazing. Tom Cruisal looks great for being sixty. Tom Cruise is 168 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.919 and he doesn't look like he looks like forty three. He is. Whatever 169 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:37.440 he's doing is incredible Scientology. Where does he live? He does? Is 170 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:39.600 he? I wonder what his house looks like. He makes me want to 171 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.960 join SCIENTI probably looks like a spaceship. Say that he is a great case 172 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:48.440 study as to why joint he kind of? He really is. Nobody should 173 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:52.840 join unless you want, Like Tom Cruise, we'll watch that Lisa Remedy thing. 174 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.919 Remember that she was on a she was a former No, she was 175 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:03.399 a former she's a sitcom star and she was a former scientologist and she came 176 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:07.120 out with this documentary about how horrible it is and stuff. It's called Scientology 177 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:09.240 the Aftermath, saying how horrible can it be when you can be sixty and 178 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:13.120 look like you're forty, well right, and be jumping out of the airplanes. 179 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:16.960 But this is good news. I just read this researchers from you see 180 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:22.120 San Diego. Whoo whoop, that's relatively closed, right, Yes, they 181 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:24.600 have figured out how to stop aging. Oh my god, I need that. 182 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:28.679 Okay, all right, we think, we think, would you want 183 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.679 to live to be one hundred and eighty? No, no, you don't 184 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:35.960 even if What if you look like this but you were one hundred and twenty, 185 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:39.600 would you want to still be alive? Yeah? Sure, okay, 186 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:41.919 I either want to be would I would I be fraught with health problems? 187 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.240 No? Yeah, myself? Oh okay. They want to be immortal or 188 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:50.759 diet like eighty ninety or something. Yeah, or immortal like a vampire, 189 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.039 like just like outside of time, just like Laura, who you and I? 190 00:13:56.080 --> 00:14:00.639 Since we're going to be living together and sharing a bed with the big 191 00:14:00.679 --> 00:14:05.000 TV, we yeah, we could be one hundred because can you imagine the 192 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:07.960 shows that are going to be out more like one hundred years, we'll be 193 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:11.799 able to like be in them. Oh yeah, that'd be like avatars in 194 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:13.320 a show. Oh big time. All right, let's let it be okay, 195 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.919 so this story, I'll read you the rest of the story. So 196 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:20.840 they figured out a way to slow down the aging process. They tried it 197 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:26.120 on yeast cells and it was eighty two percent They lived eighty two percent longer. 198 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:30.080 So it's not been tried on humans yet, but they say it's super 199 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:33.240 promising because the yeast cells stopped aging you. Okay, let me let me 200 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:39.000 ask you this. If they decided to have volunteers for people to do it, 201 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:43.679 would you do it? Yes, I knew it. Let's say it 202 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:48.200 can make you young until the day you die, like ninety five, I 203 00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:50.639 looked like this at ninety five. No, you'll look like you did when 204 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.879 you were twenty two at ninety five. But you gotta give up your right 205 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:58.759 hand, your left hand. You gotta give up your left hand, your 206 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:03.879 non dominant hand. There's something to be said about just growing old and dying 207 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:13.080 like regular my hand, my hand. Yeah. Anyway, so that's kind 208 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:16.879 of promising. How would you pick up your you know, macromad dildo or 209 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:20.159 whatever that thing is that you got the other day. It's a bottle and 210 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:22.159 it's not a dildo, and it's not it's not it's not a dildo. 211 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:26.840 It's just the bottle is just a holder for the butt plug top. That's 212 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:31.720 ridiculous. Oh my god. And uh I found out this really weird factoid. 213 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:35.080 What's that weird factoid? Well, I don't know if this applies to 214 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.919 you. Bright. Do you like Brussels sprouts? Oh? No, I 215 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:41.759 hate russell sprouts. I like Brussels sprouts. Wait, yeah, no, 216 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:45.600 no, my like, I just dislike them. Well, I remember as 217 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:48.200 a kid I hated them. They taste it terrible. They still taste terrible, 218 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:54.879 but but now I love them. They do stink, but I love 219 00:15:54.960 --> 00:16:00.799 the stink. Apparently there's a reason why we now like Brussels sprout most of 220 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:06.039 us. Apparently, back in the nineties, a Dutch scientist figured out a 221 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:10.080 way to make the Brussels sprout less bitter and so he like, I don't 222 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:12.440 know, he did a terrible job. No, it's good he did a 223 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:15.080 good job. Because now people, Brussels sprouts are everywhere us, on every 224 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:21.759 menu at every restaurant. Brainwashing. So lots of Brussels sprouts that don't taste 225 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:23.559 horrible is all because of a dutch Man. Thank you. Good for thank 226 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:27.039 you. That's a little fact. I'm still going to pass now. Look, 227 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:32.960 I've been thinking about your stupid couch for the whole week. What is 228 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:34.240 going on with the couch? Does he have the rest of the couch? 229 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.840 Did he go to Jerome's? He is everything settled? What's happening? Wait 230 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:41.000 real quick, before you start talking trash about Jeromes. I just want to 231 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:45.559 point out that today on the news I saw ad for Jerome's, so the 232 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:48.919 people were messing with you have real money. So before you called down on 233 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:52.919 it, I don't know, but before you called how scorched Dearth, I 234 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:56.000 just wanted Jeromes that though I am not part of this, oh for advertising 235 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:57.919 reasons, yes, I know, we'll never get an advertisement out of this 236 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:03.679 Rimmor. Well, it's okay. We've got other places a proud sponsor of 237 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:08.279 Ricine after Dark, excluding Eric Rimmer, and I would never even ask. 238 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:14.359 That's fine more for me. So what happened do you? Okay, let 239 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:18.839 me ask you this. Yes, do you have a couch? I have 240 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:22.440 half a couch? Still? Okay? Yes, all right? Um? 241 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:33.759 What happened? So? Uh on? I so a week Thursday? Yes, 242 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:41.440 last Thursday, I m got I'd filed a claim. Oh I know 243 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:48.599 what happened. I was expecting a call on Monday or Tuesday. It never 244 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:53.759 came from the salesperson or whatever. Yes, from Jerome's. And so then 245 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:59.559 daddy got mad. What did daddy do? Daddy filed a claim with a 246 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:04.519 better spirit d dude. Oh okay, yeah, that's a little creepy, 247 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:11.519 but he is your daddy. No, he's your daddy, my dad, 248 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:18.240 your dad dad. But okay, okay, okay, so my dad, 249 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:23.759 okay, your daddy dad claim Dad filed to claim with the Better Business I 250 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:30.839 roll Kane, She's ruined the story, Laura. Anyway, Well this so 251 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:36.240 Dad file to claim with a Better Business Bureau. My arm PIDs are starting 252 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:38.279 to sweat. Now you know how I feel. You are erupting again? 253 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:45.640 Continue please so I know I can't control her. Um So I also yelped. 254 00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:52.359 I made a complaint on Google. I made a complaint on their own 255 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:59.440 website, on their reviews. I I went to every single site where I 256 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:08.440 could complain about Jerome's. Eric. Wow. So on Thursday, not mess 257 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:17.799 with this man. The Better Business Bureau sends me an email saying Jerome's has 258 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:22.759 responded to your complaint. Oh so now they get to do that they can. 259 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:29.400 Yes, So all I wanted was, oh, and I filed a 260 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:33.839 dispute with my credit card company and to cease and desist, pretty much to 261 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:36.880 say I'm not paying for any of this because because I had to pay for 262 00:19:36.920 --> 00:19:41.319 the couch in full and then I got half a couch. So not only 263 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:48.319 is it bad faith misrepresentation like they've you know, and they've offered no solution 264 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.319 except that, well, we'll have it made and then you'll get it when 265 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:56.119 you get it. You got a real runaround. Yeah, so I wasn't 266 00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:02.680 happy. So then I get this and within the first paragraph my steam was 267 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:07.759 coming out of my ears because it was a bold face lie. Oh so 268 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.359 what they did when the couch half the couch came. The girl that I 269 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:18.720 was talking to, Christina, said oh, well, we'll give you twenty 270 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:23.279 percent of the couch. We'll refund it. And it was a certain amount 271 00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:30.720 and I got less than that, so it wasn't even twenty percent, and 272 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:36.079 that was it. And then we'll we'll have the piece made that I had 273 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:40.960 already paid for. Now that's very key because I had already paid in full 274 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:45.759 for the couch. So this was their response, and they spelt my name 275 00:20:45.759 --> 00:20:51.200 wrong, by the way, with a sea. Dear Eric, I am 276 00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:56.000 very sorry for the inconvenience that was caused due to the issue with the initial 277 00:20:57.599 --> 00:21:02.640 entry of the special or or into our system. I understand your frustration with 278 00:21:02.839 --> 00:21:04.839 the issue, and I am so sorry that this was not done correctly. 279 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:11.160 We have refunded the delivery fee that was on the order and the chase was 280 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:15.079 ordered for you at no charge due to the inconvenience caused by that issue. 281 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:19.680 So that's two lies right there. Okay, because you already paid for it, 282 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:25.160 right, I've already paid for it, and they didn't refunded delivery fee 283 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:27.359 at all. Okay, Wait, but I mean I could take a couple 284 00:21:27.359 --> 00:21:30.960 of days for deliver fee to get processed, right, right, refunded? 285 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:34.680 So but I had already paid for it. I've everything's been paid for. 286 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:41.200 So as this is the case, we are not able to offer any more 287 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:47.559 concession that then has already been offered. Well, that didn't fly. You 288 00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:51.559 can call our customer service department at blah blah blah blah blah, which is 289 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:56.039 our corporate office, which is a bowl faced lie because they told me that 290 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:03.079 there is no corporate office. I have requested a callback from management for you, 291 00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:06.920 so you will receive a call within seventy two hours from them regarding this 292 00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:08.680 order. Thank you for your patience, and again, I am very sorry 293 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:15.759 for the inconvenience. Blah blah blah. Within minutes of getting this, I 294 00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:22.359 get a call from a woman named Debbie and she is leaving for the day. 295 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:26.359 I was still at work. She's leaving for the day, and she 296 00:22:26.359 --> 00:22:32.119 said, I'll send you an email. Guess what Debbie's title is? Manager? 297 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:40.440 No? What she is an assistant manager for tech Support. What kind 298 00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:44.440 of waggado say? The reason I haven't called you back is because I don't 299 00:22:44.440 --> 00:22:48.880 want to talk to you, Like, why would you even waste your time 300 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:52.960 having somebody that's tech support? A right that makes no sense? Coming back 301 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:59.480 doesn't make any sense. So I was hot. Oh that this was on 302 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:04.200 Wednesday. Okay, so Thursday morning? Oh god, because he works Wednesday. 303 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:07.559 He works, so he couldn't do anything on Wednesday, right, So 304 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:11.079 first thing in the morning on his day off, I went and got adjustment 305 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:18.319 by my lovely Flow okay, and then I changed from shorts to jeans and 306 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.000 marched my happy little ass right down to Jerome's. If I saw if I 307 00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:26.680 saw Eric marching into my store, I'd probably assume he was like going post 308 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:32.640 Oh for sure, his march is meaningful. So no, So I walked 309 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:37.519 in very calm, walked to the back. They're having their big sale right 310 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:42.279 now, and I said there was a guy available one. I said, 311 00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:45.200 I'd like to speak to a manager, and he said, well, I'm 312 00:23:45.200 --> 00:23:48.680 a manager. And I said, are you a manager or are you a 313 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:55.680 manager? Oh my god? And he said, well, because apparently other 314 00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:59.000 than Christina there was yeah. She told him there were no managers. Yeah, 315 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:06.160 no managers. She was at I find out she's like the office pencil 316 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:11.400 pusher. Oh so then just a line of red as all I see. 317 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:15.440 So I took out my phone and I said, so, I need to 318 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:19.839 talk to you about an order that I'm struggling with. Okay, give me 319 00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:22.480 your phone number, blah blah blah, we'll look at the order. Okay, 320 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:27.720 what's wrong with it? This is what's sitting in my living room. 321 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:30.160 Oh okay, well I'm gonna I said, oh no, no, no, 322 00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:34.039 no, there's already been research done on it. This is this is 323 00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:37.880 what I want, And what do you want? What did you want? 324 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:44.000 I said, I wanted this certain amount of money back. And I said, 325 00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:48.920 now, in addition to waiting five months for my couch, I have 326 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:53.720 to wait now an additional three to four for the chase. For the chase, 327 00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:56.559 so I said, I literally have a couch that I can sit on 328 00:24:56.559 --> 00:25:03.720 one cushion. So August, yeah, okay, and it's it's super wishy 329 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:07.440 washy, it's like, okay, be anywhere from mid July to end of 330 00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:12.160 July. I said no, no, no, So he says, I'll 331 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:17.200 call you back. Okay. So he calls me back. Wait did you 332 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:18.400 go though? Was this on the phone? I thought you? I went 333 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:22.039 down there. So we were manoemano, we were just faced. Why was 334 00:25:22.039 --> 00:25:26.079 he calling me back because he had to get approval further? Oh okay, 335 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:30.839 and I said, apparently, according to Christina, nothing else can be done 336 00:25:32.119 --> 00:25:36.720 like this little pittance that she offered me. Is it like that's it? 337 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.359 Um? So he calls me back and he says, okay, well we 338 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:47.319 can give you this um. I said, well, when's the rest of 339 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:49.880 it? Could be here? Well it could be I said, mhmm, 340 00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:55.160 nope. I said this needs to be fast tracked. Yeah, I said, 341 00:25:55.440 --> 00:26:00.119 I want to be copied on the correspondence and I want that here. 342 00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:04.839 I said, how is this so hard? It's an ottoman and a cushion, 343 00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:08.880 Like, give me a hammer and some nails and some fabric and I'll 344 00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:15.960 fucking do it myself. Like how hard is this? Like grows something? 345 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:21.000 And I was like, oh my god. So it's we'll see. Did 346 00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:25.079 you get some money are you satisfied with the result, Not yet, because 347 00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:29.240 you haven't received your money or did you receive any kind of refund. I 348 00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:34.319 received a refund, and then if it's not here by the date that he 349 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:37.640 promised, ah, then I get all the rest of it back. I 350 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:41.200 see, Oh good you made that. You made that bet. Yeah, 351 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:45.319 so we're making too much of a problem. One day Jerome is gonna come 352 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:49.400 to your house and that's gonna be the end of you killed by Jerome. 353 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:55.920 So you know what, Squeaky Wheel gets the grease, Like if somebody tells 354 00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:59.799 you sorry, nothing I can do. There's always somebody higher okay that you 355 00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:03.519 know? Good, lesson and don't chop at drums. Hey, hey, 356 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.720 hey, I love hell. Last episode it was a mess Eric's message to 357 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:12.359 the Karen's, and then this episode is the Karen I was super super nice. 358 00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:15.240 He called me after this. I'm like, were you did you make 359 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.960 a scene where were people like looking at you and stuff? And he said 360 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:21.319 that he was and he said he was talking in a calm. Yeah, 361 00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:25.200 I was super calm to create a bet. I bet his calm voice is 362 00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:29.920 like listen here, fuck this shit, okay. I was I was not 363 00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:32.920 going to do that because I thought, I'm not going to be that guy 364 00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:36.759 that's yelling and screaming and swearing and like that chick on the video, I'm 365 00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:38.880 not going to do that. But um, we'll see that doesn't get you 366 00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:41.200 anywhere. But no, it doesn't. Yeah, when you're oh my god, 367 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:45.720 they're like, sure, we'll do it. To be continued, Yeah 368 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:49.759 all right, Well, I'm sorry that it's not completely I'm sorry you don't 369 00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:52.079 have your couch. That sucks you ordered it along. But I did get 370 00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:56.880 some amazing nightstands. I got a really cool ye wait till you had a 371 00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:04.240 nightstand night stands, I have one nice. You are not going to believe 372 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:11.240 where I got these ross no oh goods. Yes, the one in Salona 373 00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:18.000 Beach. I love that home. I go to the one in Sports Arena 374 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.519 while it's there's there's a Homegod, what do you mean area? Yeah, 375 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:26.680 well it's still open. Is closing? Well I thought all of them were 376 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:30.000 closing. I thought they were going out of business. I mean bed, 377 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:33.480 bath and beyond, no home gooods. What do you mean for real bankruptcy? 378 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:37.720 Baby? No way, no way does not mean going, I know, 379 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:42.240 but I think they're going. They're closing all stores. They Homegoods please 380 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.759 research this. Oh my obviously I'm about ready to ship my answer. Are 381 00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:51.200 not good. There's nothing in the news about them going. Yes. No, 382 00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:56.359 there's not googling it. There's nothing, no Google Homegoods. I am 383 00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:00.480 out of business. Brian hurry, Oh my god, I will die. 384 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:03.759 Look at those nights. No, there's literally there's nothing. There's new stores. 385 00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:07.960 There's new home good stores opening. Yeah. Well, I'm happy to 386 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:12.640 hear that because I God, look at my new mats. Look at it? 387 00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:15.200 You they like those? Did you get those at home? Gadso did 388 00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:19.799 When I'm gonna I'm gonna take my phone off and I'm going to figure it 389 00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:23.559 out and look at this lamp. I did not just show the lamp. 390 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.240 That's cool, isn't that lamp? Yeah? You can't really tell, but 391 00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:29.240 I mean it's not the greatest picture of it. No, it's not. 392 00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:32.440 It's cool. All right. You guys are gonna play the confession game again, 393 00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:37.000 okay Jesus, Yes, So the way it goes, we each take 394 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:41.160 a turn, You roll the dice, and whatever little category it lands on, 395 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:44.599 you pick a card and you have to answer what the card says. 396 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:48.119 All right, it's the confession game. Would you like to go first? 397 00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:53.440 Sure? All right, No, there's no ladies here. Okay, this 398 00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:59.119 is what is that sunshine? Question mark? No, oh, question mark. 399 00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:00.920 You can pick any one sex, So pick sex. Yeah, we 400 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:11.039 always have to pick sex. Who was the most unlikely or unusual person you've 401 00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:19.119 masturbated too? Oh my god, Kelly Clarkson, Oh my god. Um, 402 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:22.119 I don't even think I want to know the end. I don't know 403 00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:26.920 if I do either. Do you let me ask you this? Have you 404 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.279 ever done it to a celebrity? No? Okay, yeah, I yeah? 405 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:37.519 Do you do that? Okay? No, I don't know. Brian, 406 00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:42.079 you go. Yeah. We don't want to family? Okay, which 407 00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:45.880 one is family? Right? There is one? Okay, some one ended 408 00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:51.960 to me. Okay. When you look at a picture of your mom or 409 00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:59.440 dad aged twenty, do you find them a bit tree? Um? Yeah, 410 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.640 I think of Lae. Both my parents were attractive in their twenties. 411 00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:10.880 My dad was hot, he was so good looking, and my mom had 412 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:15.559 a waist that was like this big around. She had this giant bouffant of 413 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:21.720 red hair. She was fantastically hot as well is beautiful she is. She 414 00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:25.880 is still very beautiful. All right, now I'll go and I picked family 415 00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:30.640 too. Okay, here we go. Are boring? You never know what 416 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:36.079 do you wish you could ideally tell your mother, Oh, that's a good 417 00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:40.640 one. Does your mom watch the podcast? Um, she really doesn't know 418 00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:45.599 how and we tried, but it's not it's not happening. Well, it 419 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:49.440 means you can say whatever you want them. Well, all I wanted to 420 00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:56.720 say is like, I want to tell her that she's my everything. There's 421 00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.160 nothing bad. I want to tell her. Um, that's good. That's 422 00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:04.799 what a mom would love to hear. I guess I could say. I 423 00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:08.920 think I hope she doesn't think that. Sometimes I think that maybe I failed 424 00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:14.559 her. No way because of my all my failures. Oh my god, 425 00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:20.720 a failure. Failures are what makeup person? Your mom divorce? Like, 426 00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:23.319 she was married with my dad until he passed. Yeah, but she was 427 00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:28.480 also from a different time, true, so you know when your dad passed 428 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.640 early and so, um, you know, everybody, even your mom, 429 00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:35.599 had failures. I'm sure if you talked to her, she'd be like, 430 00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.640 oh, yeah, I failed at this and I failed at that. She 431 00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:39.920 didn't though she never had a drug problem. She wasn't an alcoholic. She 432 00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.799 she was a great mom. She stayed at home and raised us. She 433 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:49.240 did nothing. Ever, you you having that passed, that wasn't a failure, 434 00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:52.920 It was just a It made you the person that you are today. 435 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:55.960 It wasn't a failure. You weren't a failure. If you were a failure 436 00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.480 at it, you would be in rehab. Now good point. I mean 437 00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:04.960 I think, Yeah, to be brutally honest, I do think those are 438 00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.559 in some level failures, But I don't think those are defining of you. 439 00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:12.640 I mean, they're for sure failures you overcame. But also it's a misstep. 440 00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.599 I just not all failures are public, and yours may have been, 441 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:19.279 But doesn't mean that everyone else's failure is a public So I mean, I 442 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:22.119 mean because they don't seem like they failed outwardly does not mean that they did 443 00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:27.480 not have their own problems. Anybody that would say that, Um, I 444 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:31.759 mean, look at you have two kids that are perfect. Um, you 445 00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:36.279 have friends, you have family, Like if it were a failure, I 446 00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:39.400 think your life would be totally different. Jail I might always still love me 447 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:43.759 if I'm in jail too. Oh, sure's there's nothing if I murdered somebody 448 00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:46.240 she would still love me totally. There's nothing I can do that she won't 449 00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:49.839 let me know. So see. Also, there's nothing wrong with failing, 450 00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:52.680 it's just failing to get back up from it. Yeah, and you got 451 00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:53.920 back up from it, so it wasn't a failure. It's getting harder and 452 00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.839 harder to get back up. Let me tell you. I'm tired, all 453 00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:02.960 right, go all right? Thank you? Though a career, which one 454 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:07.880 is that? That? This one? This one? This one? How 455 00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:10.679 much? How much money would you do porn for? Oh? Oh not 456 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:15.480 my career question? Not much? What have you failed to achieve? More 457 00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:28.159 failures? Um, I don't think I've failed to achieve anything yet. Is 458 00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:30.719 there anything that you wanted to achieve that you just haven't yet? Yeah? 459 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:35.280 I haven't won the Academy Award. Oh well, you're realistic. What do 460 00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.239 you want to achieve, like in five years? Is there anything that you 461 00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:40.079 want to even five years if? Is there anything in your life that you 462 00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:43.960 thought you would that you previously had a goal that just had not come to 463 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:50.280 Yeah, I've always wanted to be in film and television. Oh yeah, 464 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:54.039 yeah, you're a kind of in television, right I am here? I 465 00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:59.079 mean, like I haven't. I haven't. Really, you're not after you're 466 00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:04.639 yourself. Yeah, yeah, you're on Brian's Tvaki, Yeah, exactly on 467 00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:09.800 my big screen. That's all that mattered. Family, Brian, you and 468 00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:15.880 your family card again, what do you wish you could ideally tell your father? 469 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:22.599 Oh? God, be honest, don't cry. Oh my god, 470 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:30.559 Brian crying. I'll don't think I'll live to see the day. What's up? 471 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:37.880 How's it going? Um? Okay, there that I cannot say on 472 00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:40.960 air, and not because I'm embarrassed, because it's just not my place to 473 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:50.880 say. But um, okay, okay, I'm getting nervous. I'm getting 474 00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:54.599 nervous. Yeah, don't, You're fine. It's not every it's something to 475 00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:59.920 embarrassed you either. It's just like no, but I that's not divulge families. 476 00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:07.960 Okay, Oh what's the oh money? Oh is that money? Yeah? 477 00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:13.719 He's like this? Yes, okay, Um, would you cut your 478 00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:17.079 partner a bit more slack if they earned a bit more? Yes, if 479 00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:21.679 I had a partner. If I had a partner, because I'll tell you, 480 00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.239 when I was married for almost no, for the entire entirety of my 481 00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:30.840 marriage, I was the breadwinner. I mean yeah, although you, and 482 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:36.079 I feel like part of me treated him like that. I don't know if 483 00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.719 I resented it or if I felt subconsciously I felt a certain way. I 484 00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:44.320 mean it's pretty common for I mean not to be yeah sexist or anything, 485 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:46.719 but typically women like want men to be the breadwinners too. Yeah, I 486 00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.880 mean it's like biological. I think so, yeah, I do believe that. 487 00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:53.719 I do believe that. Do you, yes, Mike, Okay, 488 00:36:53.880 --> 00:37:04.519 go one more round? Relationships? Do do? Do? Describe the temperament 489 00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:17.280 of your ideal partner? Um? Calm, kind, boring, no boring, 490 00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:27.480 um, spicy, sure, I would as honest um or temperament, 491 00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:32.119 Well, that's not I mean calm, Yeah, someone to calm you down 492 00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:42.440 when you march into that Jerome's needy. Can you imagine what? Oh sex? 493 00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:45.239 Can I read this to you? Yes? Oh, thank god in 494 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:52.679 me? Would you in general prefer to punish or be punished? That's not 495 00:37:52.719 --> 00:38:00.440 that bad um from some of the dms, she gets. My God, 496 00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:07.639 I think I actually think I like to be punished. Yeah, I figured 497 00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.400 that, did you? Yeah? That's pretty common, Like that's a very 498 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:15.639 like you don't see how I feel like I could be a dominatrix I think 499 00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.280 she could be, but then I think she needs to be a bad girl. 500 00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:23.760 Most most women typically like enjoy the submissive roles and male female relationships. 501 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:27.760 Like that's pretty common. Not that there are the exceptions, but like even 502 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:31.079 dominant women typically like special relationships like the submissive role. How do you know 503 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:36.280 all this information about everything? I studied psychology for a while. Oh wow, 504 00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:42.360 our kid is smart smart? Oh here, let me read it. 505 00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.159 Let me read it. No, I need to screen it first. Oh 506 00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:51.679 no, what part of your body? Oh? Do you worry might put 507 00:38:51.719 --> 00:39:00.639 a lover off? O body? Not secure about um? I'm like being 508 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:05.920 truly honest, nothing like I'm not insecure about my body. You can walk 509 00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.239 around naked in front of your partner and there's not one thing that you think 510 00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:14.119 about about your body that is not at all. I'm also a guy, 511 00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.039 No, but buys, No, you'd be surprised like some guys that would 512 00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:22.280 have a baby extra little tummy role or something eric like. Answer this question 513 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:24.719 as well. Just help me out here? Are you would you be insecure 514 00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:29.599 to walk around naked around your partner? No? Yeah, what would be? 515 00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.280 Yes? Why? Because I don't like my stomach licks? I don't 516 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:37.079 I don't I feel like I'm not cute? I never that's a good point. 517 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:42.239 Eric, Yeah, he is a bad example another guy. No, 518 00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.199 I agree, men just like that's also a man like a men versus women 519 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:47.920 thing. We just generally like around like around random strangers. Yeah, around 520 00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:50.800 my friends, you and yeah, but like my partner, No, I 521 00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.719 don't care. Okay, that's that's very secure with them that I have much 522 00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:58.239 bigger things to worry about than what they think about some of my audit insecurities. 523 00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:01.480 Well, that's mature way of looking at a relationship. That's right. 524 00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:07.559 I know that's more of a man. Now we're gonna do this. We're 525 00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.639 gonna end. We're each going to do a sex question. Okaye, know 526 00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:14.280 we're done. I know we have to do it again. Okay, So 527 00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.960 we're not rolling, we're just taking. Just like you're gonna pick a question. 528 00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:23.760 You go first, All right, In what way do you think you 529 00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:34.519 might be described as bad in bed by an uncharitable person? I've never had 530 00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:39.719 any complaints. Well, if somebody were to complain, possibly, what would 531 00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:51.159 they complain about? Um? Your attention span? Premature, no dysfunction? 532 00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:58.480 No? Um, thank god that wasn't my question. Oh my God, 533 00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:01.360 I don't know answer. That's that's a hard one unless you've actually had a 534 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:05.199 complaint. Yeah, because I've never had anybody complaint. I had a complaint 535 00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:07.920 one. What was your I've got a blowjob? Yeah, you gave a 536 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:14.000 bad blowjob to do it, That's what he said. I can't help the 537 00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:17.519 way my mouth was built, and that destroyed me. You know what, 538 00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:24.440 That totally one affected me to this day. I don't want to ever do 539 00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:30.119 it. I get scared. I'm nervous. I'm very nervous to ask Brian 540 00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:34.559 this question. Ask Brian the question, Brian. Wait, No, Laura 541 00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:38.079 goes next next, Thank god? What do you want more of in your 542 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:43.199 sex life? But have difficulty asking for what is? Oh? I know 543 00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:51.880 what that is? Sex? Um? Although I do enjoy that, UM, 544 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:55.760 I feel like, No, I don't like that. I don't that 545 00:41:55.880 --> 00:42:00.199 doesn't it hurts me that that hurts. I've done it twice and I don't 546 00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:04.159 like it. A long time ago, A long long time ago. I 547 00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:07.599 know. Sorry, he our son should listening to this. I just talked 548 00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:12.800 about this kind of stuff. Um, you like it when a good kisser 549 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:19.840 no one uses anymore. I haven't had I'm not trying to diss anybody. 550 00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.239 But I haven't really had a good god kisser in a while. A good 551 00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:27.000 kisser, great, Okay, what's a good kisser then, in your opinion, 552 00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.960 somebody that doesn't lick the side of your face. Somebody does use too 553 00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.960 much tongue, A little bit of nibble, A little bit of nibble, 554 00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:36.039 a little bit of tongue in and out. Then, so I'm not a 555 00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:40.639 little lip sucking, just nice and a rhythm, you know. Brian's question, 556 00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:44.760 Oh boy, I'm sorry, a random one. Oh no, this 557 00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:45.800 is good, this is too good. I don't know even know what it 558 00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:55.199 is. Generally, how many times a week do you masturbate? Next question? 559 00:42:57.320 --> 00:42:59.480 I have family to listen to the show. I'm not answering that, 560 00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.280 okay, trying What do you want more in your sex life? Oh wait, 561 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:07.800 that's yours. I'll answer that off air. If you're um, what 562 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:14.840 do you find erotic in the workplace? Oh? My god, we are 563 00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:20.400 all that bottle over there? How about that? Christ Um, I don't 564 00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:22.880 even know what that means. I don't even know what that means. One 565 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:30.639 more is your last question. You have to answer it. And the problem 566 00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:35.800 with infidelity that it hurts the other person. Oh, is the problem with 567 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:39.360 infidelity that it hurts the other person? Or is it bad in itself? 568 00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:46.159 Um? I would say both. On a philosophical level, I think that, 569 00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:52.320 um, committing to someone and then promptly breaking that commitment is bad form. 570 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.960 And you know is I think I think on it like, Yeah, 571 00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:59.280 on an ethical level, there is you know, you you are breaking a 572 00:43:59.360 --> 00:44:02.719 both legal and moral contract another person. That's pretty it's pretty you know, 573 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:07.599 messed up. Um. But yeah, also the I would say, the 574 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.679 impact as another person just only reinforces the idea that's bad in itself that when 575 00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:14.280 it can have that impact. But yeah, I mean primarily yeah, the 576 00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:16.599 fact you're screwing over someone else, Um, it's probably pretty bad. And 577 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:21.400 you know, I guess there are our situations where if you know, people 578 00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:23.199 are I guess, what's the term polyamorous, and you wouldn't consider it morally 579 00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:24.920 wrong. We would just kind of go, that's kind of weird. But 580 00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:29.119 I guess if it's not hurting anybody, UM, I would still say, 581 00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:32.079 I don't know, it's weird to me, but it's definitely it's definitely I 582 00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:39.639 didn't feel like wrong regard regardless, I wouldn't recommend anything. So smart, 583 00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:45.079 that was a good answer. It was a good, good game, guys. 584 00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:52.679 I don't recommend polyamory either. Why oh um, Typically people with higher 585 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:58.679 body counts um and less. I would say intimacy typically have much worse marriages. 586 00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:02.159 Higher body counts, meaning like more sex partners. Yeah inside, I 587 00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:07.000 mean even before marriage and post marriage. Um, you know, in rare 588 00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:10.360 circumstances like that, typically more so for women because for women, you know, 589 00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:14.119 sex is a very intimate bonding thing, less and so than it is 590 00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:16.400 for men. But the more partners you have before marriage, the higher likelihood 591 00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:21.639 yourriage will fail. Is dude, I didn't know that. Yeah, I 592 00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:24.199 mean it's true for men and women. It happens faster or has a lower 593 00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:30.679 threshold for women because they have such intense bonding the sex we do, oh 594 00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:36.519 we do. Um. Okay, before we leave, I have to read 595 00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:40.000 you, guys this story because it is hilarious. Long. No, that's 596 00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:45.480 very short. Okay. So I saw this on like Google News and it 597 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:53.440 was hilarious. So um, family of vegans live next door to a guy 598 00:45:53.519 --> 00:46:00.760 that liked to cook meat. So they left this note on his front door, 599 00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:07.159 and it has taken over the internet. And the responses are hilarious. 600 00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:10.280 I'm not going to read all there. So this is the letter that this 601 00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:15.880 meat eater found on his door. Hello neighbor, could you please shut your 602 00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:22.280 side window when cooking? Please? My family are vegan. We eat only 603 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:24.960 plant based foods, and the smell of the meat you cook makes us feel 604 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:31.519 sick and upset. We would appreciate your understanding. Thanks. Oh well, 605 00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:36.400 they're being honest. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Just shut your 606 00:46:36.440 --> 00:46:40.119 window? Problem exactly. And that's that's what a lot of people are saying. 607 00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:44.519 Nobody's on their side. Nobody is on their side. Yeah, I'm 608 00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:51.719 sorry to go away healthy. I mean, I love k drones vegans now 609 00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:57.840 is intensely unhealthy for you? Oh my god, Well, I I think 610 00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:01.039 that you do need some sort of protein, you know. Um, yeah, 611 00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:04.840 you can't have like animal based products. That's insane. You can't live 612 00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.440 like there's not nearly enough nutrients and a plant based products and vegetarian's fine, 613 00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:13.920 but I don't want to open this box. And the box we should have 614 00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:15.639 a one. We should have once a month, a controversial session where we 615 00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:21.599 sat all everything off our chest. Oh yeah, turkey fish and chickens should 616 00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:23.800 we have like a oh we should. Oh I was gonna do that this 617 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:29.000 week my outfit of the month, but which I haven't done. Um, 618 00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:31.599 but that's a good that's a good one, like bring up veganism and then 619 00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:35.480 we all, oh yeah, we'll call yeah, go at it. We're 620 00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:37.519 one one episode of month. We only we bring up one controversial point. 621 00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:40.400 We just talked about the entire episode. Okay, I like it. I 622 00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:45.039 like it. That's gonna we'll figure okay. Um. I also have to 623 00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:55.320 tell you what mark your calendars. September twenty second, this better be good 624 00:47:55.480 --> 00:48:01.559 of this year. My song Oh no, it's bad. Kylie Minogue, 625 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:07.800 Yeah, we're done with doud No is releasing her new album Tension. I 626 00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:15.360 cannot wait. What do you mean? Nobody key and I'm sure you don't 627 00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:19.239 know who that is? Kylie Mino, never mind, can't get you out 628 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.639 of mind. Don't worry about it. Isn't it from like the nineties? 629 00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:28.599 Yeah? Yeah, down, I am done with both of you. I 630 00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:32.360 am done. Weren't you like sixteen to nineties? What? Oh my gosh, 631 00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:37.679 this is getting out of control. Remember it's RSVP for our big party 632 00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:43.000 on the twenty nine to celebrate let you both have it anyway. Laura Kane 633 00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.039 after dark dot Com Okay, RSVP, we want to see you here. 634 00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:50.039 Have you super fun? Love your podcast. I'm not gonna say I love 635 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.880 your podcast. Thank you Capital Growth and Alote Restaurants for responsoring. I said 636 00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:57.199 twice, so we're good. Okay, you already said, oh right, 637 00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:00.079 love you mis babies, but four