Yeah, John Clark, what was your bachelor party? I didn't have one.
He didn't, not one bit atish. But there was a shotgun at
the wedding. Yeah it was. There was. Yeah. Well, uh
no, dude, I didn't. I didn't have one. I had We
went to a JP initially and then we had a ceremony later. No bachelor
party. I my first bachelor party when I got married. We did cigars
on the back deck, very chill, no alcohol, definitely no strippers or
anything stupid like that. I do think if I get remarried this time,
I'm gonna be so like whatever, that's like, what did you do for
your bachelor party? Like? Man, I worked the night before the wedding,
like I was, you know, I just had to record and went
to the gym, went to the gas station. Like that's whatever. I
mean. If I'm in charge of doing your bachelor party, then uh,
I'll bring cupcakes to your house. Come, yep, come come at eleven
o'clock with cupcakes and sit on my back deck. But for those who are
getting married this summer, congratulations. If it's your first marriage, try to
make it to year eleven. If it's your second marriage, well the odds
are not in your favor. But anyways, I digress. If you're well
considering like ninety six percent of our audience as men. So if you're a
woman plans on having a bachelorette party, just know something. More than seventy
percent of Americans have cheated on their partners while attending a bachelor or bachelorette party.
Seventy percent. So crazy, dude. How many bachelor parties do you
think we get a day in Nashville? Oh my gosh, like this coming
weekend. Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't imagine how much is
gonna be. There gotta be hundreds rights. And they all think they're special
because they all have those special little shirts with it, and every single one
of them. It's like the fun one or the Flirty one or you know
the brides, you know, the best not best man, what is it?
The maid of honor and all the stuff they've they've all got the they've
all got the different shirts that have like this this this unique thing that I'm
sure they thought that they thought of by themselves. And they're all loud.
They all end up on a party bus at some point, and I just
knowing that, you know, the hundreds of bachelorette parties because it's bachelortt party.
I never see bachelor parties in Nashville. Or maybe they're just more low
key. I don't know. They're going to those certain type of clubs,
and we know that we know that seventy percent of them are going to be
unfaithful to their husbands or to their wives. Yeah. Bonusfinder dot com surveyed
six thousand people, including the soon to be bride and groom and their guest,
about any frisky business at these events, and define cheating as ranging from
flirting or downloading a dating app during the party. Hey, hey, i'm
getting I'm getting married at twelve hours. Let me see what's on tender real
quick. Yeah yeah, last raw, got to get this out of the
way and out of my system. So let's say, wait, wait,
we're not done yet, to downloading a dating app during the parties, to
texting provocatively or cheet clapping with someone other than their partner. So you're like,
I get married in twelve hours, I'm gonna go flirt with this dude,
which I mean I did. I get accused of flirting with everybody,
So I don't know, like that one. It's like, well, you're
they're self defining it though, right, Like so you would have to define
it as flirting. Oh oh yeah, like hey I went over to the
Yeah, I went over to the girl. I started to flirt with her,
like right, right? How how how thrilled do you think these women
are? When the guy comes up, he's all, you know, drunk
off of like bud light, and he's like, hey, hey, I'm
getting married in the morning. You want to make out? Like the one's
like, oh my gosh, right, of course I do. Right,
but yeah, downloading a dating app the night before their wedding doesn't make sense.
So let me ask you this. You get married Nashville, your wife
has a bachelire party, but you think she's the three out of the ten
that doesn't cheat, right, You're open, and you find out five years
later, five years later, that she cheated on somebody or cheated with somebody
else the night before you got married. You walking, Oh I'm bouncing.
That's for five years. I'm out. Okay, is there anything that keeps
you from walking? Like? Is there any circumstance where you stick it out?
Nope? All right, I mean I already have a retainer with um
my divorce layer, so I can just use that. No, there's no
way because listen, once a cheater are always a cheater. If you cheated
once, if you cheat it once the night before the wedding, you're gonna
cheat again. You're gonna cheat before your fiftieth birthday. You're gonna cheat between
before your fortieth birthday. You're gonna cheat before your kids graduation. Like you're
gonna fly to Thailand on Wednesdays. You're gonna fly to Thailand on Wednesdays.
You're gonna cheat because you got bored. You're gonna cheat because you are lonely,
You're gonna because it's Wednesday. I mean, like, cheaters are cheaters.
And I don't understand why anybody the night before your wedding that's what you
want to do. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Like
if if you were never, like you were never, you never wanted to
get married in the first place. If that's what you're doing, you know,
like you just you can't. I don't. I don't understand people like
that. You know, are you downloading a dating app the night before you
get married to see if you still got it right? Right right, Because
that's gonna be a woman posting thirst traps on Instagram then your entire marriage,
because she's gonna constantly need the validation from a bunch of soy boys that she's
still hot. Yeah, that woman belongs to the streets. So if I
ever do get remarried, John Clark, what your job is the night before
my wedding is download all the dating apps and spy and just be looking.
Don't worry. Your wife will be cool with it, will explain it to
her beforehand. But yeah, sure, sure, yeah, So no bachelor
party, just download dating apps and spy. That will be my bachelor party.
Will each have a different app on her phone doing catfishing, looking for
my wife. Seemed to be wife, bachelor, and bachelor atte parties,
it's the last to Rob Bella Gandhi, founder of Smart Dating Academy, told
The Post these events are often fueled by alcohol, the dog, controlled substances,
peer pressure, and lack of communication between partners. If you have a
lack of communication with your partner the night before you get married, here's an
idea. Let's not get married, right right, Let's just do it.
Let's just not do it. Yeah, it's kind of a mess. No,
I uh, I don't understand. Again, I think so I went.
I went on one bachelor party when I was uh, and I was
the best man. Well I wasn't the best man in the wedding, but
I did the bachelor party and we went to uh we went to a an
amusement park and then saw a concert after. Like that was what I was
going to do as a bachelor party. And luckily none of the guys that
I was with complained about it. But like, I wasn't gonna do that,
Like I wasn't gonna take him do a strip club or whatever. Did
make sense to me, You're about to get married, dude, what am
I gonna do? Why are we gonna go to a strip club? And
um, yeah, I mean it didn't. Uh, it didn't. I
mean, like I said, you know, luckily didn't matter to him or
whatever, but um that I ended up divorced. Anyways, The most common
instance of infidelity before that, but you know, before you get married is
receiving a dance on the lap at thirty three point one percent, okay,
and kissing somebody else at twenty one point three percent, and then yet eleven
point two percent admitutes of sleeping with someone else, and I feel like I
feel like the other the other Let's see, what was it, thirty three
plus twenty one percent. That's fifty four percent. The other fifty four percent
we're lying. You go that far, you might as well close the deal.
Nine percent said that they got hot and heavy with a with a with
a couple. You can you can do the calculation there, two plus one
equals one. Um, yeah, okay, so let's go down this road
here. Um, well, I don't. I mean, hey, look,
if i'm if I'm marrying a woman who it's part of the thirty three
percent who likes lap dances, we got other problems on our hands. Probably
probably kissing kissing, John Clark, you found out five years after the fact.
What are you doing? Probably also I'm bouncing. Yeah, I'm bouncing
from kissing. Do you want to kiss somebody else? You can kiss mine
and leave And then think about eleven percent admit to cheek clapping with someone else,
and then nine percent had two other people with them. That's crazy,
man, that's crazy again. Now I'm about are you getting married? I
think the nine percent that add to two people, Um, that's that's probably
like eight point five percent male and then there's like a half percent that's female.
That sounds like something like stupid guys would do like the night before they
get married. Yeah, how do you how? How do you go?
How do you go the like the weekend? The Okay, it's probably worse
if it's the week before, because then you have all week to look at
the person you're gonna marry, make these vows with that you don't even mean
knowing what you get. But how are you going to do this the night
before? And it would be cool? With it? Well? I think
it's you probably just hope to hang over carry you through the wedding or whatever,
because there's no way you're doing this without getting absolutely hammered, right,
no way, Like you do you think do you think a sober person does
something like that or do you think that that's just oh no, this is
this is from liquor. I don't think there's I don't think there's a lot
of sober people, um making that choice. Yeah, because I mean,
dude, like I'd be worried about getting caught. I'd be worried about one
of my drunk idiot friends, not you. John Clark, one of my
ouse drunk friends would be like you and mad dude. Well, I just
I just don't understand. Like again, you know, to me, you
could put in a situation like that. This is a whole lot more about
your friends and the people that you hang around with than it does anything else,
because like, bro, I'm not even I'm not even the people that
I'm the people that I've been in wedding parties for, I'm not even putting
them in that situation, you know. And if they want to go,
do it, cool, But I'm not going right, I'm not participating in
that. You're not gonna blame me later. I mean, you find out
this happened, um after you got married. Oh yeah, by the way,
I had two people joined me in bad the night before we got married.
Huh. That explains the itchy feeling for the last five years. Yes,
hey, thanks for the Hey. You know you gave me the kid
and also thanks for the gift that keeps on giving as well. Now I
know right my dog is upset with this one. No, no one will
ever cheat on you let me all right. So for those in the US,
you want to know what state is my state full of people that belong
to the streets. Delaware topped the list as the most unfaithful state Delaware.
Biden, did you I heard? I heard today when I was watching the
highlight reel from Marjorie Taylor Green going for the um um. She's gonna impeach
Joseph Biden because he's like breathing. Yeah. Yeah, his middle name is
Robinette bro Robinette Joseph Robinette Biden. Like I know his middle name was are
Like, come on, dude, don't don't. Doesn't the macacrad make fun
of you enough? Anyways? Delaware topped the list of the most unfaithful state,
with nearly eighty nine percent of its residents admitting to cheating on their partner
while attending bachelor or bachelorette parties eighty nine percent in Delaware, Lee eighty nine
percent, eighty nine percent in Delaware. Y'all need to get a sports team,
and not a minor league team either. You need to get something you
can really get excited about. Yeah, because because y'all are, y'all are
just cheating way too much up there, all right, everybody's cheating, followed
by North Dakota with eighty five point seven percent. Now it doesn't surprise me.
And Idaho eighty four point eight percent. That's a bee on a test,
dude. I mean, if you're if you've got a cheating exam sitting
in front of you, they made a bee. Alright, So to our
listeners in Delaware, Delaware, our viewers in Delaware, But woman you are
dating or the man that you are dating and you're gonna get married to,
there's a one in ten shot that he won't cheat on your butt or sheet
won't cheat on your butt before the wedding. What's crazy is the chances of
both the bride and the groom cheating on each other the night before the wedding
are oh yeah, solid at eighty nine percent. Yeah, they're all cheating
on each other at this point. And then the probably eleven percent of the
virgins who wait to get married wait until marriage right. The most committed state,
on the other hand, was Nebraska, with only fifty seven point one
percent admitted to cheating. Only fifty seven percent, that's the most committed state,
and then Vermont as Vermont was in second place with sixty three point six
percent admitted that they were cheaters. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eaters of people
in Nebraska were faithful before they got married, and they're the most they're the
most faithful. That is just wild, dude. So hey, if you
want to find a well, they're not even fine. If you want better
odds of finding a faithful person to marry, Nebraska, Vermont and Maine is
number three with sixty four percent admitted to cheating. Third most faithful, third
most faithful state in America has a thirty six percent rate of not cheating of
fidelity. Yeah, well, it's a good time to be single. Yeah,
apparently apparently you're eleven, baby, let's uh yeah, hey through the
Hey, yeah you can, John, You got about fifty one more weeks
to make it through the dread of eleven years, Okay, and then year
eleven and then you'll be good.