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from inside the booth CBS well controversy year Nancy Romo had the Super Bowl,
But what's happened during the Chiefs Ravens game that kind of got skipped over?
Secret audio, secret audio, exclusive audio. Wow, we had something fall
in our laps, never heard anywhere else on earth. It probably will be
after today, but we have first DIBs on it, and we're gonna play
it at uh nine o'clock, nine to fifteen. Just listen to the whole
segment because it's all gonna be good. Hey, stop not listening. Yeah
right, I'm wronging with you people. Hey, the um I'm hear a
lot of sports. MAVs won. There's a whole new TV streaming situation.
Justsee what's going on there with the bundle. I kept seeing some headline,
but I feel that interested. I'll handle it and it'll be quickly and like
just like just all you need to know now. I like it. I
want to know more in the world of sport. But it was I was
a tedious read, I tell you that. Yeah, I agree with that.
It gonna be fun, all fun. Tomorrow we're in debut some some
of the leaked Super Bowl commercials tomorrow at eight o'clock shocking are starting to come
out a little bit. You have no idea how shocking some of them are.
Is that eight o'clock tomorrow, eight o'clock tomorrow. Yeah, okay,
that's why I've showed up all week. It's for eight o'clock tomorrow. Yeah,
that's why I'm here. This is the grand payoff. Huh. Playline
first, then get mine out of the way. No, we'll find him.
We found him. I am groggy today. Why did you have a
candlelight dinner and listen to some Toby Keith? Yeah? No, I think
I think I owed deed on my sleep syrup last night and Danny's got a
new regiment in the experimental phase. Bro, you can talk about it.
Did you have some whiskey? No? No, not that I took a
page out of your your you and Cash Sarroy's weekend book. Oh bad weeknight
plan? When are we talking about that? Your review? Still right now?
Okay, okay, let me reset this. Yeah, all right.
So last week came to our attention. I guess this stuff's been out there
for a few months, but it seems like the last two weeks, I've
seen a spike in digital marketing and targeting for this particular type of product.
And like everything else, you see an ad on Instagram, it's like that
looks interesting, You click one, and then every other post in your feed
is a product of a similar product. Product in question. Here is a
THHC infused beverage, a microdose of th HC in a delicious sparkling drink.
I believe one of the brands was called Breeze. One is called to help
me out, g Seltzer is the one that I've been hi Seltzer H.
And then there's one called Delta, I believe, And we've talked about this
last week when We had a guy on that kind of what was his name,
and we did chilling with Dylan. He knew a lot about it,
and I believe he did. He did, trust me, dude. It's
a dead end street. It's one big career cul de sac, just a
bunch of just a bunch of cats at the end of that street and rats.
You don't want to go down there. They were yelling at you,
telling you what to do anyway. So Kevio decided, you know what,
I'm going to spec So I'm going to get myself a little six pack of
this stuff and try it out. Because the thing is is, we all
know that drinking is probably not good for you. Alcohol. It's literal poison.
But we love it and it's delicious, yeah, and it makes social
situations a little more easier to get into and navigate. But more often than
not we have more than two drinks. Sometimes we have thirteen drinks, and
that's when we're getting stuffed into the back of a blue and white car with
special made bracelets. So Kevin decided, you know what, I'm going to
try this. I'm cutting back on my sauce. I'm gonna try this thing
and see how it works out. So Kevin, Mikey and I were texting,
is like, oh, we need a CAVO update on how the marijuana
seltzer is going for you. Yeah, and so I have about a four
pack for twelve dollars. I have but two four packs, a four pack
of cherry and a four pack of pineapple, Like those would the flavors to
go to. I overpassed wild berry, watermelon, and lemon lime, so
I went cherry first. Again, this is Delta eight, so it's legal.
It is five grams of THCHC allegedly. I don't know that it all
makes sense to me, but whatever, it's legal today. Yeah, drank
it. The taste was okay. I've definitely had regular vodka infused seltzers that
were not like worse so it, but it wasn't like you could tell there's
no sugar in this. There's no sugar, there's no carbs, none of
that stuff, so then you could tell. But it was still good and
good enough like they've actually on the website. It came with like a couple
of recommended things you could do like that with like a into a diet cokeerth
and how that would so had it after about twenty thirty minutes, I noticed
a little bit of I would say, like, I don't know if pressure
is the word, but you know, your face started feeling kinda funny,
but didn't feel weird, just felt very comfortable. And then I was like,
well, I don't know if this is doing anything that. I didn't
feel like I was drunk, you know, like I mean, I was
in for the night, but I certainly felt like I could have drove somewhere
if I wanted to. Then I had a second one and pine I'll rank
cherry above pineapple in terms of flavor. On that, I don't think anybody
really cares about how they take. They don't. And then I had that
and then yeah, I felt not high, not drunk, but just kind
of in a haze, like a good haze, like a good haze,
though yeah, not like far brain haze. Relaxed and very relaxed. I'll
say a little sleepy. It made me a little sleepy. So that would
take out the public, yeah, you know, hanging out socializing element of
it, unless usually I don't know. I cut it off because I was
kind of good, and I popped on that Weird World documentary. It was
having trouble remembering. For a second, I swear I thought those people were
looking at me. You know. Okay, that's where it got weird,
Jesus Kevin, Yeah, that's where it got strange. You went from sleepy
to writing the Snake. I was like, why is Bruce Springsteen staring at
me? Right now? Stop it? Steve Wander's looking at me, and
I'm like, I know you can see all that stuff's had going on.
And then the next day I was drowsy, which I don't love. But
when I do it again, absolutely, and what I drink more at it?
And one said absolutely I would because I think you need to see far
you can, cause that was I should have. I was in for the
night. I should have done six of them, five of them four three?
Should I have done two? Is? Yeah, I should have two
more than I did. You would have done after your third you would have
been asleep on the floor on a bed of cans. Is that how you
felt? Okay? So I was. You know, we're following this text
thread on getting Kevo. We'd drink updates. I'm like, man, I
kind of want to do this. So there's a head shop vape store in
my neighborhood and I popped in and there's a guy that works there that I've
run into on occasion, and he's cool, and I said, hey,
man, do you guys carry this stuff? And he said, no,
They're just not really cost effective for us. They're the profit the what we
had, what we charge for them, and what we pay. It's not
worth it for us to have them. And he goes in to be quite
honest, you're not getting any bang for your buck. They're too expensive for
the amount of active ingredient that's in them in the the the Seltzer drinks.
He goes, but I do have the syrup that they use for the drinks.
I'm like, okay, And it's just basically a syrup with a It
tells you how many milligrams are in each serving and recommended what they you know,
recommend I said, well, how much you know, just you know,
to feel a little relaxed. He said, well, recommended serving is
one tea spoon. It's like, yeah, well, I read that this
stuff hits you in like ten minutes and it only lasts about an hour.
He goes, No, you take one serving of this, it's lasted longer
than an hour. Bro, It's like, okay, so I'm thinking,
okay, so I've looked at the can of what Kevin had and kind of
figured out fractioned it out to determine, Okay, this is the amount you
would have to equal one can of what Kevin was having the high Seltzer and
I had one glass of that of water with lemon juice in it, and
one little quarter teaspoon like after one Okay, that's fine, I don't really
detect much difference. Let's re up after about thirty minutes. So I got
to basically what you had, and I felt like you did. This is
great. I could go to bed right now. This is on the weekend,
but happy and feeling good. Yeah, yeah, I slept good and
yeah, and no foggy head. You know, like if you smoke a
joint and you just have that, your head's just like coated and fuzz and
all you think about is death. That's me a little bit of anxiety.
And I'm like, this is kind of fun. I don't have to wake
up early tomorrow. Let's double it. So then I went back and made
another glass of lemon water and did a full half a tea spoon. So
at this point I'm at the serving that the headshop dude said this is gonna
get you. Oh boy. I mean I slept great, but I did
have the foggy, foggy hayes all day the next day, and anxiety,
no, no, no, never any of that, just the there was
just kind of like this, Yeah, just draggy. Didn't you pass out
in your living room? Though? I slept on my couch until about four
fifteen in the morning with Netflix blasting on auto play on something that I had
no idea what it was. God, that's great. I just woke up
and just woke up. My dog's sitting there looking at me, and all
the lights are on, like where am I and went to sleep? I'm
confusing. Yeah, so I'm thinking, okay, I can manage this.
So night before last, I do the half dose about an hour before bed,
went to bed at a good hour, slept perfect, woke up exhilarated,
the best, probably the second best night of sleep I've had since we
you and I moved to mornings like I'm onto something. I did it again
last night, but I think I did it too close to going to bed.
I think I was just gonna fall asleep anyways, I didn't take a
nap yesterday, just went to bed. But I'm like, I'll do this
again. But I did it too close to going to sleep, so I
never really felt the tired effects of the active ingridt Yeah, I was just
tired. I didn't need it, and I'll be damned if I didn't wake
up the day at four having gotten seven hours of sleep. Guys, Yeah,
Joe Biden did what huh. I saw some listeners like weigh in and
they were like, don't I wouldn't drive after two of them. No,
I wouldn't either. And this again, this hasn't been FDA approved, So
this is the type of thing that could approve Hypothetically, this could go off
the market or could be constricted to what you can have more deadly. But
also I don't think you would go off the market because you can. You
know, you can buy alcohol and go driving. Just ask Patrick Mahomes's father,
you know, and he'll have the coers like in the cup holder when
he gets pulled over. So yeah, I will say. The review of
the effects of it, it's it's not like getting high. It's more like
just kind of a body relaxing thing and you're not in your head. There's
absolutely zero anxiety, zero head spinning. When I went to bed, it
was just chill. So I don't know. I think I think once you
kind of figure out how to use this stuff and use it when needed.
Yeah, it's very odd because you're still drinking these things knowing that there's some
intoxicant I guess or sure mood altering substance, and a lifetime of drinking alcohol.
You know, you associate that with a normal you know, result of
drinking something alcoholic, and which is you have multiple and you know the journey
that you're embarking on, I suppose, and you know your tolerance level,
you know when to stop right, you know when to keep going. But
this you're just wild West in it and no idea what the intended result really
even is and when you're already there and when you have passed it, yeah,
and when to double it? Uh huh. But like you said,
you thought you could drive, but yeah after one, Yeah, after two,
I was like, no, that would have been a bad play.
And I will say this, as far as the social effects of it,
I did not feel like this would have the same effect socially that alcohol would.
It would probably make me just want to go to bed, which is
great because that's all I ever want to do anyway, go to bed.
But you know you're kind of like, I mean, I've all but quit
drinking as like two years ago. I rarely drink at all, So I'm
like, I kind of miss that aspect. It's I mean, it's fun,
you know, yeah, but also my nature, I know who I
am that once I hit that too, it's like, let's go much like
I would do with alcohol in the past. It's gotta be weird to have
two of a drink that messes you up a little bit and then what just
have water after that? Well, I was kind of pacing myself on the
weekend, so that's another thing, is I was, you know, going
slow and just sipping it like I would like a glass of water. I
should have had. I should have been drinking more water while I drink this
man, because that kind of felt dehydrated on Saturday. But you know,
I went out Saturday too. I had four whiskeys, two shots, and
three beers. So yeah, that led to a bad Sunday. So you
know, looking back at it, I'll say this Friday night thing over what
happened Saturday night in terms of the drinking, but it was, you know,
I don't know, like Friday, I'm going to Choctaw. I probably
get turned up a little bit, and I don't know that I would be
having the Seltzer based hemp drinks there, you know, not that I don't
know if they would have them or not. But whatever, So these are
specs, there's specs and whatever, your dude. I went to a bar
Saturday night late because you know, we were in an uber situation. So
we were coming back home, so I was we were pretty rammed. Went
over to a bar near my place and they had these high selter drinks in
there, like behind the counter really and a little mini fridge. So I
tried the wild berry flavor. How did that work out? Great? Loved
it. Tried the lemon lime, loved it. After you were already kind
of drunk. Yeah, okay, how that treat is you get the spins?
Well, so it was actually so she had ordered it spins, so
she had ordered it. I just tasted it, so I didn't drink it,
you know, so it didn't affect me anyway, and you couldn't have
stopped me. At that point. I was full Cavio. Is there anything
worse than getting back to your house after the bar, getting out of the
uber and walking inside and you're just blasted. Its like I'm going to smoke
a joint and it immediately turns into hell and you lie in bed and the
spins come. Oh my god. I will do anything in the world to
avoid spin related vomiting. I've walked around like a mile and a half in
a block around my neighborhood in the past, like ten times times, just
to please go away, please go away. I haven't had the spins and
spins. I don't know that I've ever had the spins. It's over a
decade. The worst when you're laying in bed and then you try the trick
of put one foot on the ground and you're in your own bed like dangling
one just because you've read that somewhere controlled breathing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What to do when you get the spins, and it's the first thing,
Okay, this will do it. The best thing to do during the
spins. Don't put one foot on the ground, put one finger down your
throat and get it over or right when the spins start and you're lucky enough
to just go to sleep and beat them to bed against the spins. God,
well, I don't know if you all entice me to purchase in and
try these beverages. Once I get the dosage figured out, I'm getting close,
man, I like working out the details. Yeah, Timothy, this
stuff over here. Don't have three friends over Danny. What kind of a
chemist here? Oh yeah, we're not going to come watch the Chiefs game
with you. It's like seventy degrees outside. We will over much Jeopardy though.
You're not going to freeze to death in my backyard. Oh yeah,
brother, Cash got some of these when you did the same Yeah last week,
and I think you said he had a good time with it. He
tweeted him out. Cash is ahead of it. He got one that was
a little more extreme, I think than the high celter. Yeah. Someone
said, does a show up on a drug test? Yes it does.
We're told that it does. Yeah, it's so weird weed. It's like
the It's like gambling in the state. It's all this gray area where there's
loopholes and no one really knows who the line is and who's really policing it
on the in these middle grounds, you know. Yeah, like great sports
gambling not legal here, but look around. I mean you can play sordid
apps and it's all kind of you know, you can sort of do it.
You just can't. I just can't bet on if the MAVs are gonna
cover the spread. Yeah against the nets. That no, no, no,
that everything else. But I can put five hundred dollars on Kyrie getting
over twenty five and a half points and you know Dwight Powell having three and
a half blocks and assists, and that's perfectly legal in a parlay. That's
fine. It's strange. Heavens. No, you can't bet on on the
MAVs covering the line. That would be a sin against Jesus. Yeah,
if you bet against the line, you know, that's a wild west man.
But I would recommend from a price point the syrup. And this bottle
is pretty big and it's like fifty bucks and I've kind of done the after
trying it three different times. This thing would last me like three months.
Yeah, where is the I think what you got a four pack? It's
like what eleven bucks or something? Yeah for eleven I like how he introduced
the seltzer and that was I let's try this and you ended up with a
jug of syrup concentrated and you're asleep in your fully lit living room. I
don't think you did it right. It was my first time I told you
that's step right. I'd like to purchase one of your seltzers. No no,
no, no no, I'm just not good at the the ingestibles.
They're in the can you have them? Guys, about like about two months
ago that I tried the gummy to go to sleep and woke up the next
day and almost needed to call an ambulance. Barely even made it to work,
And I don't know if I can go to work today. You had
to call it nine one one. I don't know that I would trust the
edible in this fentanyl world we live in. I don't know, man,
you kind of did go full Jordan Willis for a minute. That's a reference.
I'll figure it out. Don't worry. Don't worry about me. I
wanted to do this whole week. This is just j J. There's a
number right there at the top of the the document. I want you to
call Samstown in Las Vegas live on the air. It's what are you gonna
ask? Four twenty two. I'm asking them if they ever seen the Killers
walk through there. Samstown is the name of my favorite album of all time.
Oh really yeah. In fact, a friend of mine gave me a
pack of Sam'stown playing cards, you know, which is very nice. What
a cool little Vegas gift, right, just because they know is Samstown even
in Vegas proper? Or is that in like prim I don't know the difference.
Man, I've never been to Vegas, never been in Vegas? Can
you let it ring on the air? Jjy is it possible? You're just
thinking of endless. They're not gonna answer because it's four am. Is it
a casino or what is it? Yeah, it's it's a hotel and casino,
but it's not really in Vegas. So you're halfway to Henderson. Well
that's all right. Samstown hotel and gambling hall sounds badass, doesn't it?
Like gambling hole. You're gonna get a recording and then some if you're lucky,
some beat down telling gambling hall. This Cristina, Hi, Christina,
you're on the radio in Dallas. Do I have your permission to continue?
No? All right? See it crazy? All jet they're up, they
don't sleep. They pulled that for a promo. JJ. Yeah, I
don't want to hear that all week. Use it for the ninety second promo.
Okay, JJ, just slow it down. Just put a ring at
the beginning called the Flamingo in Las Vegas. They're nobody's going to agree to
this. They worked at a casino. They are on guard all the time
for what to be on the radio. Yeah, they're vigil and just don't
tell them. Well, yeah, right, I think that's illegal, isn't
it. I don't know. See, this is the thing. We have
so many flimsy rules. It's like gambling. Listen to the podcast within twenty
four hours or not. I don't know. No, do it works?
We don't know. It apparently doesn't work. This is Mike eve it On.
Okay, we'll try the Flamingo J seven two, or at least the
Flamingos on the strip seven three three three one one one one at least.
Okay, ask them what shows they got Las Vegas? Damn it? Form
reservations Please press one for restaurant reservations, Please press two the office, please
press three. Okay, will let's do it again. Let's call a few
more casinos. Kevin, all right, where else are places. Now I
have one more lightning fast food and beverage note for you. Do you guys
know about the burgeoning hot dog scene at the American Airlines Center? I do?
Now, can we just do this next? No, there's not much
to it. Oh yeah, nothing for I have a bunch of things,
but we just didn't pair down to No, it's out front. We now
in the plaza right by dirt statue. We have hot dog carts or like
the grills with bacon wrap hot dogs. We have onions and peppers. We
got a guy out, so we've got a few guys and gals I never
seen in my life until last two game mass games. I went to both
in the last ten days. We got a we have hot dog wars happening
in the plaza And did you try it? No? I didn't because I
didn't know they were there plan, But good god, bacon wrapped hot dogs.
They smell incredible. How are the a flat top? Yeah? They
basically just have like a flat skillet. I don't know flat flat thing.
And they got a bunch of them. They're ready to rock wafting grilled onions
through the air. Not many smells better than the grilled Yeah. I don't
even like eating grilled onions, but I love the smell of them. But
what it took forever for someone to be like, I don't know, you
may want to not pay twelve bucks for a Are they actually on the plaza
property or they're kind of on the street the bottom of the steps, okay,
on the sidewalk, Yeah, I guess that's and that's also where the
remaining scalpers. Yeah, we're talking about scalping taking a hit over the last
ten years with no tickets galore. But yeah, so I don't I haven't
had one yet, but man, they look youm and we just haven't had
that scene here forever. You know. It's funny. This is you know,
standard in New York, and I never see it here. But you
know, various hot dog vendors and you go to a ball game, whatever,
and I've seen some carts here and there, but we never do the
We always grill our hot dogs. It seems you never get the New York
dirty water hot dog. You know, the boiled hot dog that's in the
gray water that are effing delicious. I love a good boiled dog. Yeah,
I mean, grill gets all the love, but I do I love
a hot dog. Hot dog, It's one, It's one of the it's
one of my favorite foods that I never eat. Really. Yeah, yeah,
I don't have hot dogs that often either. Mike's Jim and I twin
off the roller. I've still never had on there. I'm not hungry when
I'm pounding drinks and screaming. Yeah yeah, in front of people. Really,
I don't like, I'm not real hungry. I'm in front of people.
Are you a drunk screamer? Yeah? I scream scream. Please look
at me, anyone, Someone look at me. I'm a narcissist and I'm
hammerd or a close talk because someone say I'm funny. Some people can hear
you. I'm neither a screamer or a narcissist or a close close talk.
Bad breath at the bar, haltois man, I'm getting all of your flavors
of whiskey on my face. Now, hey, I ain't talk to you
seriously, dude, just come here, come here, come here. And
then they get distracted to that was like the other another one. You hear
this story eleven effing times, God forbid. They mix in cocaine, then
you'll hear the story thirty four times. Let's get out of here. Okay.
Eight o'clock is when it's going down with the downbeat dollars the world debut.
I made a better name for it, something like press your luck.
Mm hmm yeah, like press for your buck. We're just working, okay,
something I had something better last night. Now I've forgotten that. Press
your duck Okay, Okay, pressure duck, press your duck for keV Oh's
cash. Okay, and it's I'm you don't have to agree, I've agreed.
I'm splitting it with Kevy. Well for real, we're just gonna Venmo
your money win this game, like you don't have to email and get and
wait wait six months ding money is pretty soon out of our pockets. Trust
me. There's a little strategy to it. But we'll explain at eight o'clock
for you how to handle that. I'm pitching in two we'll make it third
zs Okay, I'm making a decision. I'm hungry now because of hot dog
Talk, hot Dog Talk and Mike SIPs in the link last night. That's
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