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The following podcast is brought to you
exclusively by the Arad Rob Radio Network.

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This is PBA Champion Kyle Troupe and
you're listening to Straight Up five with Johnny

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Petrakleia Junior. As you know,
JP Jr. Used to be introduced as

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a sexiest man in bowling and now
the world. But he doesn't have the

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best hair in the world. I
do, Sorry, Bud, but you

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know the deal. Pick it out, fear the fro baby. Welcome Straight

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Up five Johnny petra hard hitting,
in depth, cutting edge look into the

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world of bowling. This podcast will
not only cover all things bowling, but

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will also give you a raw look
into real life issues. You'll get unfettered

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access into the mind of one of
the most gifted bowlers of this or any

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other generation. So without further Ado, Let's introduce you to the hosts of

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the show, Brad Rob, Rob
Francois, Rob Rob France Wis, Doctor

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Ocho, Doctor Ohow, and the
incomparable Johnny Petraglia Junior. Johnny Petraglia Junior.

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Hey guys, looking back to Straight
Up five with Johnny Petraglia Junior.

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I'm your host, Rad Rob,
Rob franc Lais. This episode number ninety

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eight. We are two episodes away
from the big one hundred, which should

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happen about two months ago. But
it is what it is. Welcome everyone

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to the chat. Sorry we are
late. Sorry, as they would say

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in the Great White North. Wait
can we even say that anymore? Is

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that racist up in Canada? Playing
Canada? John Ping? What's up?

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Ricky Smith? Nico? What's going
on? Emerald Sin Welcome everybody. Brett

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Launders here, Pete cow what's up? Everybody? Welcome to the show.

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We got a lot to talk about
this week, and I don't really want

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to talk about any of it because
my voice, my throat kind of hurts

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not I want to get too a
coughee fits. So I'm gonna lay back

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a lot this week and let the
boys kind of handle the show as I

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just throw in my unfunny quibs here
and there. But first, let's introduce

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the man with the Golden Mask.
He is the resident doctor of Straight Up

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five. He is the house hack. He's the captain of the big red

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whiffleball team Whiffle Batsy. I fuck
it up? All right, good night,

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everybody. That's a good show.
We'll see next week. Have a

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good week, guys, see next
week. Take care? All right,

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fine, doctor Ocho? What happened
to your arm with the gut? It

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looks smart? I started at like
eight o'clock, so I'm kind of cramping.

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Let me try and muster up something
there. I love it. And

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you're in the dark again, Always
in the dark, Ocho. Nobody puts

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too in the dark except for Ocho. So obviously Johnny is not with you

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this week. Who says that?
Uh? And you know when you in

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the in the intro, you say
he's so gifted? What if the guy

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just works hard? Like did we
do? We just diminish the fact that

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he worked his ass off to be
that good of a bowler? He doesn't.

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You're so gifted. You didn't do
ship, You did nothing. You

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just took your thumb out of the
ball, and all of a sudden you

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be a He doesn't. He doesn't
practice. He needs and I'm carrying a

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lower average than everybody. He doesn't
practice. So he is gifted to be

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as good as he is. He's
gifted as far as his looks are,

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and that's not he didn't do anything
about that. He is very hes,

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very pretty man. Yes, he
basically got hatched and it was like,

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okay, let's make him a nine
point four. And the reason he is

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so pretty is because of good jeans, but also because of his he wears

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good jeans. He does wear good
jeans, he does. Check out Georgie

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Georgie Shore for a badass haircuts,
sweet Blends dot com that's blends with a

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Z, and check out Ocho for
Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks. You ever

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been there? Actually it's every night. No, really, it's a chain

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restaurant. I've never been. I
just it was. It was a dirty

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movie in the early nineties, which
I loved. Also, well, the

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restaurant isn't far off from the movie. There's a they put hooters for shame.

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Let's just so good. Didn't you
say you didn't want to talk?

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I did say that, didn't I. Yeah, Maybe I'm just saying.

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I'm I'm a student of the game. I'm always further a doing when I

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need to do less, which is
what I'm going to do, is just

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don't That's that's true. Good evening, Brian are hair Good evening. The

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bear is here? What's up?
Bear? All right, let's bring in

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the man of the name of the
Marquis. He is the number one sexiest,

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literally the the sexiest man in the
world. It is, mister Johnny

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Petreuglia Junior. What up, JP, Sorry for the delay in bringing you

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in here. That's right, I
was actually enjoying every minute of it.

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Good. I'm glad I entertained you. And happy New Year to you all.

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Happy twenty twenty four. Yeah it
sucks so far because I'm still sick,

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but you've been sixty is nineteen ninety
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just deal with it. I mean, hey, happy new year. Well

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man, ninety seven is going to
be a better year. Maybe I'll have

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a week of not coughing my balls
off. It don't make me cough.

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Don't make me cough, you know
it don't make me laugh, all right.

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I mean, in your defense,
there's a lot of people sick right

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now. There's something nasty on around. Yeah. Yeah, bro, it

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sucks like I felt like twenty twenty
three was just a revolving door a snick

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This year oation zero. Probably that's
the problem. Fuck off, dude,

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my kid, my kid kid,
you know, well, your kid hasn't

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been out in the preschool. I'm
around some nasty folk. Yeah, I'm

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around some nasty folk. It boosted
my immune system. I've I've actually eradicated

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STDs because of how nasty I am. Yeah, just drink a two liters

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mountain dew. You'll be fine,
That's true. Don't drink the mountain don't.

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They're they're the bad ones. You
do the do, okay. I

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will definitely do the do the zero
sugardo. By the way, I can't.

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I can't do the sugar ship anymore. Nick, Nick d and in

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the house, in the house as
well, good eating everybody. Nick whooped

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our ass a couple of weeks ago. Actually, you know, speaking literally

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or figuratively. Nick throws a strike
in the ninth and field and then three

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strikes in the tenth. Every single
time, it's every single time he he

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gets sixty pins in the ninth and
tenth for I don't even know if that's

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sixty, but it's closed to it
on the score sheet. You're right,

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So no, he like the dude
is just he could he could have a

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he doesn't, I don't mean it
like this. He could have a freaking

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one O eight And he's going to
strike in the ninth and put three on

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in the tenth and just like that, Like that's that's how you turn it

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up. Yeah, there's some bowlers
that are closers and there's some people bowlers

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that are coasters. You know,
it's just like a just like a baseball

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lineup. You know, you put
your your your guys that get on base,

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and you lead off your two holes, put your power right. You

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gotta put your starting with. But
he's not wrong by that other comment.

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He just posted f y me.
That was actually where I wanted to start

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the show because I have I have
some insider knowledge here about Oho. What

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based off you talked to That's impossible, well the insider knowledges. I spoke

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to Ocho directly via text and oh
him last week recent League Knights you know

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too. To bring in twenty twenty
four, I'd like to have Ocho share

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his story about his most recent trip
to the bowling Center. I mean the

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story is I walked in the same
as I always do. I tripped over

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the front door because I try to
carry my bag in and the wheel tow

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at the same time. Uh probably
hacked raining. So I made the approaches

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all sloppy and no I lucked out. I'll be honest with you. I

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had they had a lesson going on
our lane, and then the little gimmick

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machine comes out and starts putting the
oil on again, and I was like,

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well, that's kind of weird.
Don't they usually do this a little

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bit ago? And now it's in
my head like, oh man, we

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gotta we're gonna have to adjust for
this. My shot was just wide open.

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Now I don't want to say wide
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to make a shot. Nick bowled
on the same lanes and he crushed it

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too. He bowled awesome. But
uh it was, uh, well,

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let's see, let's see. I
they played differently because the lesson was only

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on one lane. So that's the
fun part when you kind of have to

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play the lanes differently. So I
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two boards to the right on the
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and fourteenth planes. Correct, That
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the seventh and eighth. Did I
get it right? Though, because I've

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said, like the fourteenth and fifteenth
lanes, which I think is wrong.

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If the fact you're calling the lanes
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But yes, that's a pair the
thirteen and fourteen. I uh, I

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had my spiel, which is yes, here your wonderful league night on the

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thirteenth and fourteenth lanes continue. No, so, uh, just I got

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lined up. It's it's a matter
of I mean, everybody knows when you

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get lined up, you're you know, Johnny, you bowled in that tournament

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and you were just unconscious. You
just you repeated shots, and you know

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where we bowld. They do have
the speed. Whether it's accurate or not,

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it's not I don't. I don't
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I mean, it's not accurate to
where the speed is measured, but

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it's accurate where even where it is
measured, it'll tell you the same speed

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every time, so it will be
accurate. It won't be the same it

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won't be the actual speed though,
because it measures it too far up the

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lane. From what I remember Johnny
saying, at one point, if I

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kept my speed between like a half
a mile per hour, I was in

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the pocket and I just kind of
bring my arm up straight. So I

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had to, you know, move
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Two fifty six not a bad game. Two seventy eight because I missed a

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ten pin, my eighth ten pin
of the year that I missed on the

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way you had an eleven strike two
seventy No, I don't know, did

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I I mean, if you you
said you missed the spare in the two

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seventy no, no, no,
no no. I missed on the fill

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ball on the It was a ring
in town and then it would have been

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a two seventy nine. So I
thought, you went like nine out all

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of them. Oh that would have
worked. Huh yeah, oh drat now

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And that's and that's my eighth ten
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then, uh I, I kind
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I was so I started wedging the
ball in up tight, like super tight

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on the fourteenth lane as we like
to say, and that was the tighter

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lane, and I said, you
know what, maybe I just got to

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move to the left a teen t
dick to get ahead of it. And

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good old John Ell said, I
agree with that. That last ball you

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threw, yeah, it was high
flush, but it could have been a

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four pin, oh man, where
we both wrong? Left the two eight

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And then I tried it again,
thinking maybe I didn't get out of it

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right, and then I left the
two pin, and then I went back

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to the right and you know,
threw a few more strikes and we'll finished

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with a two twenty five. It
was a seven to fifty nine. I'll

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take it. It is Ocho's best
series ever. But that's because I'm a

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professional, and professionals can do that
stuff every once in a while. That's

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a joke. I'm not a professional. Seven to fifty nine, I know.

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I'm still I'm still confused that you
only throw it a half mile an

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hour YEARI bowling bumpers in between a
half a mile an hour difference you mother

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graud. Oh, everybody else knew
what I meant up further freaking that makes

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more sense. Yeah, yeah,
he gave me the brady bunch of thumbs

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up. Five. I did you
saw me do it? I find I

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find Johnny, thank you. It's
actually a five for you, Roger meanie,

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what's up, brother, greasy?
Five is what it is? Graduate

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I'm happy. Yeah, I didn't
text you because you're usually a douche.

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That's true. That's true. Well, you don't text me anyway. Well,

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that's the other thing, because you're
usually a douche. Speaking of New

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Year's, how was everybody's New Year's
aside from you being on your deathbed again,

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rad Rob, I'm proud to say
that I spent my thirty nine year

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old ass with my dog sitting watching
football and playing online casinos with my buddy

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at the house and then worked at
ten but actually got to watch the Times

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Square ball drop on television for the
first time in a decade, So that

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was awesome. Or you usually are
too smacked up? Or how's that working?

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Like usually the live show is not
it's not the same, And I

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mean, oh, oh you're you're
a legist, guys, that's I mean,

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oh, son of a beast that
New Year and you're like, funk

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off it's nine right right that ship, So I can't welcome back. It's

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cool to watch the ball drop on
the East Coast again. Good thing you

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didn't live in England well or Australia, right, what happened to day before

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they start? Like they start like
twelve hours prior to That's what I had.

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That was my issue with Y two
K, And I was like,

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shouldn't Australia have blown up by now
and like sunk in to the freaking like,

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you know, the the bottom of
the freaking Indian Ocean or whatever.

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It's true because they were showing like
all around the world just in case.

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Every time. I remember Paris having
the Eiffel Tower thing, and I was

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like, is that supposed to happen? Or is this ship really gonna blow

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up? Because we got plenty of
freaking warning now is that actually a good

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I think it's on Netflix. There's
a y two K thing that just came

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out about the computer that was supposedly
predicted everything, so check that out.

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I believe it's on Netflix. Rob. I think that computer gave you the

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virus that makes you sick all the
time. That's that's a good point.

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So casually, so casually, like
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just so subtle. I feel like
it just ward jed left she did.

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It's fantastic. It's kind of like
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help it. It's gantastic. Liberty, liberty. I know you guys are

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big sports fans. I'd actually like
your opinion on if Florida State should actually

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fielded a good team or not,
and if they're being just cry baby bitches.

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Johnny I'll start with you. Oh, you're you're referencing the sixty three

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to three route because they because they
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it even more. I'm not even
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three. It was okay, So
I don't ever know. I don't know

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enough about college about college football.
All I kept hearing was they sat,

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or they benched, like eleven of
their starters and or for what reason?

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Was it? Again? They were
pissed off that they didn't make They were

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protesting not making the playoff the playoffs, Yeah, playoffs. Oh yeah,

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so they're being bitches. Oh and
that is so I didn't see. I

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didn't know that. I think they
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because Georgia would have crushed them regardless, like Georgia would have smoked them.

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They probably would, they Johnny,
they sat their players because they were pissed

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off they didn't make the playoff selection
and they were just going to complain about

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while Georgia was professional as always went
out there and played it because it is

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a bowl game, it is on
national television, and you know that's what

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you do. You play the fucking
game. Well, what would you think

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if you're a scout, if you're
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these guys aren't going to fucking like
so for some of these guys, they're

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last fucking college game. So here's
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coach would even want to endoor you. I did. I got a feeling.

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I got a feeling that maybe they
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but like because they knew Georgia was
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Florida state has a couple of guys
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I mean, maybe they were just
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this one out. This is against
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get beat the shit out of.
And maybe this is just it's like it's

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like it's like not being when you're
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in the freaking you know, the
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that. John, let me give
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have enough context to tell you right
now that I don't really care what the

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situation is. I don't either,
But they were in a bowl game,

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like, I mean, nobody ever
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game. And then throws it and
they were top five team. I mean

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that's the other thing. I mean, nobody throws a bowl game. It's

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still money for the school. Well
it's it's money for the program, right

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it's and it's it's still somewhat for
still just to win a bowl. But

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if you start allowing teams to say, well, we're not going to play

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the game because we don't like what
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of this fucking world operates now,
whereas if somebody bitches about something, you

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have to cater to it. If
you start doing that, football is going

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to become a fucking joke, just
like calf in this country right now.

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For me, it's just it's absolutely
grotesque to have somebody who's a college kids,

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let's say, as a senior,
in his last game ever, he's

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he's gonna enter the draft next year, and it will always be remembered as

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the kid or the guy that was
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protest because they were upset with the
ranking system, and Georgia has announced it

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that that's where they sat or were
they just like, oh, we're injured,

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like I did they do that?
No, they complained for three straight

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days. We saw that, but
I don't know that they would maybe someone,

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Oh, I'm not sure Georgia was
in the same position. They went

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from number one tours five for one, lost to Alabama. No, but

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my point is no, But they
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They were like, they were good, they were gonna. They're not

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not going, we're protesting. They're
going, Oh, I got a bum

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knee out of nowhere, basically,
So I'm gonna sit this one out.

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And I'm not doubting that the polls
were a little bit skewy. And I'm

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looking at the Chad's comment because he's
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uh, good luck at Team trials, Chad that that was one of our

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topics for later on in the show. But yeah, we're not I'm not.

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I I totally think that Florida State
did get snubbed. I mean again,

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I don't know enough about it.
I don't know strength to schedule,

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I don't know the difference in the
power rankings or any depth like a lot

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of sports guys do. So anybody
here wants to chime in. Obviously,

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you know Roger has got a lot
of knowledge on it, but Where the

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hell was I even going with that
power rankings and Power Rangers and yeah,

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Popeyes, which is based trying to
get at the point that I don't necessarily

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agree with the fact that they didn't
make it to the to the football playoff.

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I'm so I do understand that.
Also, Jim, No, I'm

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in my sister's bedroom at mom and
Dad's house. It looks like a hotel

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room. Dude, Seriously, it
looks like like you you you met,

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You're in the suite of the hotel
room. This is my sister's old bedroom.

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She actually hand drew that thing on
the wall, the bowling ball and

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the pin. Is that what that
is? You lay next to a lamp.

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You've known Johnny and Johnny's death for
how long? You've never been doing

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the house? I'm sure if he
has, he's never been in my sister's

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room. Rob, well, let's
just say no, that's terrible, that's

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stupid. Throw you people, cripes. I'm glad you're back in Jersey and

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so's peak. How thanks guys.
She is in Clark Summit, Pennsylvania next

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week. What's up with Mike val
Is he living in Like every every weekend

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he posts like val podcast. I
mean every every week, every week,

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and he posts like he's in Jersey. But I thought he moved to Florida.

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I don't keep tabs on him that
much. You'd have to ask him.

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I thought you guys were tight.
I know that with him being in

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Florida that I know he travels home
at least once a month because his daughter's

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here. That's true. And I
do see him randomly when he's here.

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But other than that, you know, no, I haven't changed his diapers

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in quite some time. Okay,
maybe I'll text him later. I like

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the random bumping in him, like
at the wall when he's like, hey,

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Mike, good to see you.
See you later. Powell. All

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right, I'm stalling because I haven't
done any research this week. But apparently

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we got a lot of stuff going
on. We got the RPIs going on,

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which mister Clark is at he that's
why he can't be here this week.

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We also have the Team USA trials, So Johnny, have you been

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following any of that this week?
No? Good has? You know?

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I was deep into the holidays and
the new year, and the only thing

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I'm kind of upset about is,
you know, I am used to being

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in Vegas when all this is going
on. So I have a lot of

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a lot of friends that are in
Vegas right now and me not being there.

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I have a little bit of a
little bit of depression over it.

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Is this your besides the winter?
Is this your first angst of like,

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ah, man, I kind of
wish I was back over there because I

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know, like the winter ain't treating
you too well because you're used to perfect

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weather every Are you missing Vegas this
time of your Johnny, Yes and no,

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obviously the I mean, Vegas just
became home over the last decade.

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But I so I do miss it. But in the same respect, I

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kind of like like the smell of
snow again, and I like the changing

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of the seasons. That's what makes
you appreciate the damn warmer weather. And

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you know it's the bugs have been
that bad. So everything's okay here,

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And everything's even more okay because Evelyn's
back here now that's true and there's no

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fucking tree fronts. My life is
enriched. And and he didn't post this,

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but she now hits the cutoff.
Man, It's it was like,

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officially, she totally hits the changing
of seasons is why MENI left Jersey.

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That's uh, yeah, that's that's
a good point. I missed he walked

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it all winter. That doesn't make
any sense. I missed the snow.

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We don't get in here in Tennessee
very often, but we do. My

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daughter loves it. She goes crazy, she goes out and fucking plays all

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day. But we get more ice
here than we do snow, which sucks.

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And they don't know how to prepare
the roads because they have no budget.

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There's no plows down there. There's
not even salt for crying out loud

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if it snows there or even has
an ice thing. It's freaking Uh.

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It's a four week shutdown. Well
between Popeyes is close and men. You're

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like, oh my god, we're
not Georgia. It's not that bad we

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have I was literally referring to Georgia. That's because it's literally Georgia does shut

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down for a week. They do. It's true. I've seen it.

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Let's go over the what we get
the Senior RPI. Is that what's going

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on here, Johnny? Yeah,
you got the Regular Regional Players Invitational and

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the Senior RPI going on congruent lee
and along with a team USA trials going

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on right down the road at the
Goald gruently good job with Aren't I a

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senior? Can I get in these
tour Why was my invite? Man?

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Because I qualify. Now you're a
junior. Now you're not a senior yet

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I'm a d R and a senior. That's well, that's a good point.

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Nate Garcia a friend of the show. He is actually in the RPI

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this week. He was. I
like their channel, Nate and least because

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they actually live stream all the tournaments
that they're in. So if you guys

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ever want to see what goes on
in a tournament, Yeah, it's a

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fun watch. Actually, what's Chuck? Richie does a lot too, voice

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of Bowle TV, Friend of the
show as well. We have a lot

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of friends on the show, but
I don't have any actual friends in real

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life. That's figure that one out. Thanks, thanks so much. That's

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nice. I mean, just just
we're true to remember, we're unfettered man

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like we we we we uh,
we do cutting edge stuff. Let's go

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over the top twelve after six games, it's still early on. We got

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Dan Noleton leading. This is the
senior r P I list true, Yes,

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the senior I would qualify then.
Stephen Smith is in second. Eugene

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McCune, father of Kevin mckune,
the fast throwing righty that we saw come

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of age last year. The TV
mcewne is also the fast throwing righty who

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bore Indiana wet. I just like
to grow up in Munster, Munster,

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Indiana. Yeah, that's that's great. Well, Rob Wood, you herman

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or or cheese. I was going
with the cheese too. Yeah. I

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wasn't even thinking of the monsters.
That's a good one, Johnny. I

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was thinking the town's thanks. Uh, you guys are on fire today.

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Man. In fourth, we got
Tony Franklin, we got Charles Ferrell and

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fifth, Michael Ritz in sixth,
Rich Corwin and seventh, Rick Mentley in

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eighth, Sean Hornberger in ninth,
Gerald Vertigan in tenth. It's got Kritchfield

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in eleventh and Michael Kendy in twelfth. I don't see uh, Troy Michael

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Candy. Do we know Troy's balling
this week? I haven't had a chance

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to talk to him yet, neither
have I. Chuck, do you have

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any information on that or anybody else
that's out there? Chuck, Chuck Boat

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Buck Banana fanafoh Man. Never mind, he's aid the Patternger soft, it's

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a strike fest. Well that's good. Actually, well, if they're in

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the South Point Plaza, that's that's
kind of understandable. I mean the Plaza.

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If you can get into groove in
that building, you will literally strike

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for days. That's where I uh, that's where I averaged two seventy two

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and a half for that the the
Lucky Seventh Tournament in his own I mean,

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I'm sure there's gotta be someone when
you go five hundred over for seven

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games by Roger think about I want
you to think about, But did you

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getn't win by two? You know
what I'm saying, No, but you

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did when you win, when you
win against the field like that and the

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closest guy to you is one hundred
behind you over eight games, you know.

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But yes, And then the guy
behind him was one hundred and fifty

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pens by the end of it,
So you had one other guy that bowled

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sensationally, he was still a hundred
behind me. But there's a real big

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difference between being in a groove and
being in a groove and being on a

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condition with the perfect ball. Just
everything suited for you, Like for instance,

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I guarantee the game's changing a little
bit more so now, But there

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was a period of time for a
pretty long time where when eight hundreds were

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becoming more often than just like once
every you know, eight or nine months,

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somebody bowls an eight hundred like it
was in the seventies. So I'm

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talking like from nineties to the present. If you asked one hundred people when

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they bowled eight hundred, how much
did you move your feet throughout the course

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of the three game set a board, times are going to tell you it's

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it's less than two boards with their
feet. Now, that may be different

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now because people go through a lot
of different bowling balls, even in one

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league session. I know I do
it myself too. It's kind of the

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changing of the guard. But most
people when they lock into eight hundred,

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they're in a they're virtually doing the
same thing. They're they're just on like

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repeating, You've repeat the exactly and
so when you don't have any additional things

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to worry about as far as what's
going on with the lanes or the head's

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going away, or what ball I'm
going to go to and this goes away,

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that building allows you to stay in
the same spot a lot longer,

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including the right side of the lane, and it favors two kinds of games,

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people that either go dead up the
lane or people that can completely circle

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the lane with soft ball speed.
So whatever patterns are out there, I'm

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sure both the senior guys and the
regular touring players are gonna maul him over

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in that building. Thanks Steph.
That's badass. Hey, ste what's going

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on? Good? I don't I
don't know necessarily what that means. Maybe

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maybe the regional maybe he has two
high credentials or something that's a good point.

405
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:21.359
Maybe he does well good that means, uh, you know, like

406
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.920
myself can get in, you know, given my status and you know I

407
00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:27.160
just bowled, you know, over
a six hundred series. Finally, Ray,

408
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:32.680
what's going on? He's part of
the Fire Up Sports Network. Helly

409
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:38.640
ready he played inside of that.
I remember just give Ray an Ultimate Inferno

410
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:47.039
up ten Gary Budra and the Ultimate
Inferno. My god, Oh yeah,

411
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:51.720
he's another Ultimate Inferno. I saw
him recently a couple of years ago,

412
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.400
and I didn't reckon. I wasn't
paying attention, and he's like, dude,

413
00:28:55.440 --> 00:29:00.160
what's going on? I was like, hey, hey man, and

414
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:03.200
he was like, it's Bouder and
I was like, oh my god,

415
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.680
you got You kicked everybody's ass for
freaking years on the Cleaners League, and

416
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:11.279
I mean kicked everybody's ass just piping
it forward roll. Well, was he

417
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:17.279
a little more earl Anthony kind of
almost like he just right up? I

418
00:29:17.319 --> 00:29:21.400
don't remember. Yeah, Boudri could
hook the whole lin. Well, you

419
00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:23.519
didn't have to because he only strut. He had a very very strong,

420
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:27.480
but gentle wrist. Maybe that's what
it was. I also knew nothing about

421
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:32.039
bowling when he bowled, So that's
the other thing. Uh, Chad says,

422
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.279
wonder what would happen to trials today
if you USBC took on the same

423
00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:37.599
rule for your thing as the TVA
did. Lots of Purple's were bending lanes

424
00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:44.000
today. Yeah, I mean,
again, it's it's gonna be a different

425
00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:47.640
world with the with the lane breakdown
at the professional level as compared to everything

426
00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:53.200
else. But again it's we're gonna
see when it happens. And of course

427
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.000
they would have broken down differently if
you take that element out of play,

428
00:29:56.039 --> 00:30:00.680
which is the most altering variable that
we actually have in the game is the

429
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:06.680
consumption or the movement of oil from
the euthane play, and especially from multiple

430
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:11.440
angles, multiple speeds, multiple surface
changes on those on those euthane balls,

431
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:18.559
the integrity of the oil pattern itself
is completely you know, it's there is

432
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.440
no integrity in the oil pattern anymore. So once you take that away,

433
00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:27.319
you'll see lanes not be blended as
quickly. I would assume you won't see

434
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:33.160
the heads go as quick you won't
see mega crazy tightening down lane. But

435
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.920
again we so yes, my answer
to what Chad just said is yes,

436
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:42.200
it would absolutely have changed the pace. I don't know how much it would

437
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:47.119
have changed the score, but it
would have changed the lane play itself for

438
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:51.759
the block. And as we all
know, as the tournament progresses, the

439
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:55.480
further you get into the tournament,
the lanes already typically tighten up down lane

440
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:57.680
more and more so. Keeping that
in mind in a place like the South

441
00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:03.640
Point Plaza, which is already already
known for having very very tight, tight

442
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.519
back ends and getting tighter as they
goes on, it could make for an

443
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:11.400
interesting back half of the tournament.
So there's a lot of games left,

444
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:14.759
though, I think they have two
more six games, two more six game

445
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.000
blocks. You guys have Chad,
you can throw that in there if you

446
00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:21.240
want. You can check out the
schedule we gotta it's all over bowl dot

447
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:25.519
com. But yeah, if you
have that info here, send it in

448
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:30.440
the chat. Can ask a stupid
question, Johnny regarding the Team USA trials.

449
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:36.039
There's no stupid questions, Rob,
just stupid. Well, that's that's

450
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:37.759
true. I thought I thought the
team has already picked. Are these for

451
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:42.839
like alternate slots or what's what's I
don't even know how the whole system works

452
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:51.519
for what? Yeah, the Team
USA. I don't really know either A

453
00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:55.319
good I know that there's I know
that there's a I want to say,

454
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:59.519
maybe the top six in each division. And then I think there's a couple

455
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:02.480
of captains picks if I'm not mistaken, which is based off, you know,

456
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:07.079
their judgment or their belief of who
the best additions to the team are.

457
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:10.680
I know each day of competition they
go on a points tally and it's

458
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:15.480
similar. It's it's similar to golf
where you want the lower number because it's

459
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:19.799
based off your finish each day.
So I'm euch a different pat and let's

460
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.200
say like Brandon Bone for example,
because we know he's out there. There

461
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:25.960
you go twelve bowlers, top four
taken on top amateur, and then and

462
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.799
then by committee there thanks chat.
But like, for instance, if Brandon

463
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:35.720
Bone goes out there and on the
five qualifying gays or the four qualifying days,

464
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:37.880
he goes out and he finishes first, third, fifth, eighth,

465
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:42.960
he acquires only the points for the
place that he finished. His numbers around

466
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:47.240
ten or eleven. Gotcha. Yeah, So usually if you say keep it

467
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:52.039
under forty points over the course of
experment, you're usually in contention, at

468
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.880
least to the best of my knowledge
of what I've seen and observed. When

469
00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:59.640
we had Team USA trials at sunset, when I had my store there with

470
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:02.039
bowlers, Okay, all right,
good deal. I wasn't sure about that.

471
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:06.279
Thank you everyone for giving it for
RATIONI I didn't know Ifcha was gonna

472
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.079
get a first or Steph was going
to get it first. They're always right

473
00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:15.359
on the ball. There Dan Young
pulling for Galinski as well. I saw

474
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:19.880
that was having a had a good
first day. I think he was sitting

475
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:22.759
in second place behind another good friend
of mine, Deron Booker. So'd be

476
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:27.640
really nice to see those two guys
especially, I mean Doron doesn't live in

477
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.680
Vegas, but he's certainly close enough
to Vegas because he's always out there for

478
00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:37.319
at least the bigger tournaments. But
obviously Japeters, you know, living right

479
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:42.160
outside of Vegas. And Newson who
doesn't want so I really like to see

480
00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:45.000
him have a couple more strong pas
and wear the red, white and blue.

481
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:49.920
That'd be awesome. Guys and girls
and whatever you identify as. I

482
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.480
will have the poll for imbecile the
year up next week. With the sickness

483
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:57.960
and all that, I just didn't
feel like doing anything. So is it

484
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:02.119
possible that Don King ripped off the
Brunswick logo? By the way, I'm

485
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:06.359
just saying, like, I don't
know, shouldn't we do? Like some

486
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:10.000
there's I bet you there's some definitions
they're missing that there. I know it,

487
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.719
but it's still I'm sure there's still
some copyright discrepancy. So I know

488
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:23.840
we only got three. It doesn't
matter he can't count. Well, we

489
00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:31.159
know Chris Jericho ripped off Oo's name, So there's there's has been indie fed

490
00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:37.840
hack a w hasn't ripping off the
grapplers for five years now, with proof,

491
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:40.000
with proof, you had the dark
romance. We had the episode.

492
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:45.000
It's proved the Dark Order was was
copying and guys, and now our numbers

493
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:51.000
stole our physiques. Chris Jericho has
literally called himself THEO now, which is

494
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.360
I mean, he can't say doctor
because he's just an indie fed has been.

495
00:34:54.679 --> 00:35:00.840
That's true, He's not not a
doctor. Yes, that's so.

496
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:05.440
I'm glad you guys actually acknowledge that
it's not time for the Imbecile of the

497
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.119
Week yet. But I just want
to throw that out there. Although we're

498
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:08.800
gonna have a good one, Johnny, because you're gonna get fired up over

499
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:13.719
this one. It's it's about you, So I can't wait to unveil that

500
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:17.360
at the end of the show.
Yeah, well yeah, it's literally about

501
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:22.199
you. Yeah. Is it gonna
get me fired up? Like fired up

502
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:27.280
sports? Oh? I get it, man, this guy is a marketing

503
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:32.079
genius. Fucking a. We're literally
we're on fire tonight, not not literally

504
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:39.360
temperature like Michael Jackson caught his hair
on fire. Getting back to the league

505
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:43.559
night, Johnny, you you bowled
several leagues. How are you bowling lately?

506
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:46.039
Not? Not really good? I
mean actually I've been bowling fine,

507
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:50.440
I'm bowling with a lot more confidence
since my good finish at Mike's tournament.

508
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:54.440
But last night, I you know
I'm gonna I'd like to shoot on Ballero

509
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.719
for a little while for for last
time before you do get in That uh

510
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:05.280
check out is from kinderdip oh Man, what a great Sorry, Hello,

511
00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:07.119
sorry for bothering you. I want
to offer a promotion of your channel,

512
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.199
viewers, followers, views, chat
bots as there. The price is lower

513
00:36:10.199 --> 00:36:14.559
than any competitor. The quality is
guaranteed to be the best, flexible and

514
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:17.559
Givenian order management panel, chat panel, everything in your hands, turn it

515
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.920
on and off. Go to stream
this guy. Now, why would we

516
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.920
do that if they're going to pay
us less than everybody else. I'm also

517
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:30.320
simulcasting on my Twitch channel and trice
is lower than any competitor. We don't.

518
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:32.679
We're not gonna You're not going to
pay us lower. That's absurd.

519
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:39.559
Can I block these fires anyway?
Get back to the me. Yeah,

520
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:43.800
no, that's all. It's all
your fault. Go ahead, Johnny,

521
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:45.079
you want to rip on Butler as
we did last week? What do you?

522
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:51.960
Uh what? I'm the most patient
person in the world. Are you

523
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.760
really really really am you really have
to be a real piece of ship to

524
00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:59.840
get me worked up. I've seen
it like nothing. Nothing bothers me at

525
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:04.840
all. I give it chilli,
I give everybody the benefit of the doubt

526
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:09.679
all the time. Almost to a
fault. Last night a league at good

527
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:14.159
old Brunswick Zone, Carolier, would
you need to put up the de lern

528
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:17.800
or No, it's nothing like that. I'm just gonna vy because I never

529
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.440
event. I feel like venting.
That's good, I'm gonna event. I'm

530
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:25.800
looking forward to it. Thirty nine
and forty at Brunswick Zone, Carolier.

531
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:40.880
No, no, no, yeah, runs sorry, sorry, go ahead,

532
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:51.599
No, it's good, good,
you're done. No, okay.

533
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.280
So every single time you get up
on lane thirty nine when you shoot a

534
00:37:55.320 --> 00:38:01.599
spare at marks that you missed it. So the menu button on the left

535
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:07.880
lane of the scoring table doesn't work, so you have to wait until you're

536
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:12.840
fleeing. Your screen flips to the
other lane, so you could change the

537
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:19.280
score to fix it. But you
can't change the score on the right lane

538
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.039
on the fortieth lane because the menu
button or the other button doesn't work that

539
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:30.239
on that scoring Jesus. So hence
you either have to not even shoot your

540
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:36.480
fill ball, yet then either you
did that was the other problem. So

541
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.119
I go up through the desk and
say to them, can you send somebody

542
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:42.360
down to maybe look at the scoring
table, And they're like, we don't

543
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.320
have anybody, but we can fix
the score for you up here. Now

544
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:50.840
the desk of Carolier is on like
fifteen and sixteen, so it's short enough

545
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:54.519
walk, but it's a fucking annoying
walk when you're bowling a doubles league and

546
00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:59.280
I have to go up and I
have to tell them to switch the arrows

547
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:01.280
and fix this. Do that.
Then sure enough we get up in the

548
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:07.599
tenth frame and leave a seven pin
and uh, my leadoff misses the seven

549
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:09.880
pin of the tent. So now
I'm staring at her seven pin and it's

550
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:15.840
on my name and I can't anyway. Long story short, I think I

551
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.880
may have said that backwards. Oh
yeah, I'm sorry. She had made

552
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:24.519
the spare and it marked her that
she had missed it, so I couldn't

553
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:28.840
even go back in a race.
The misspare to turn into a regular spare

554
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:31.519
so she could throw her fillball was
thirty ninth lane or the fortieth lane.

555
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:35.400
Fortieth, So I go back up
to the desk, and I said,

556
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:38.039
so now I need the arrows back
on her name and I need this setback

557
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:40.920
up and next thing, you know, after like the fourth trips on,

558
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.920
I said, so, basically,
you're not going to send anybody. No,

559
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:46.000
we don't have anybody. Can you
move us? No, there's no

560
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:51.159
lanes to put you anywhere because there's
parties on the low end and the entire

561
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:58.119
downstairs. Every score out and be
like ninth spare ninth frame what now listen

562
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.920
having to keep score by hand,
and I'm I'm just sitting here saying,

563
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:05.920
this is your they it's again,
I'll look at the business side of it.

564
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:08.239
But from the bowlers standpoint, bowling
in a center like that, it's

565
00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:13.679
just not fucking fun anymore. The
you are just completely when you treat your

566
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:17.159
customers like they're completely worthless to your
livelihood, which maybe we are at this

567
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:22.239
point with Bolerro's future system or whatever
they got going on, but either way,

568
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.039
it's ugly to be a bowler in
their fucking bowling centers. And I

569
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:30.639
can't stand it. And it really
like thing where you're figuring it out.

570
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:34.960
So that's a good point. Literally, don't know any porter, it's real

571
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:37.559
quick and then I'll be done going
back to the road. I am not

572
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.679
drinking anymore, so I actually don't
know the prices of the bar now,

573
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:45.880
but when I was it, Uh, you definitely don't go to a bolero

574
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:49.239
if you want to get get even
buzzed, because you're gonna have to bring

575
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:52.840
a half a paycheck there to do
it. I just can't believe they don't

576
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.880
have any porters there at all that
could just run in back, or any

577
00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:01.719
mechanics that can anybody that could do
anything with the center that large. Yeah,

578
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:06.800
hey got one of my good longtime
friends, Nicole, is the bartender

579
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:10.559
downstairs, a Caroleier, and she's
also the bartender. Thankfully, she's so

580
00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:16.239
good at what she does. She
she's and and and her league bowlers are

581
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:20.679
so loyal to her that they understand
that it's just her. But she tends

582
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.440
the bar, she takes the food
orders, and she runs out and waitresses

583
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:28.639
and delivers the drinks and the food. I mean, I can't even imagine

584
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:31.760
how hard the kid has to work
while she's there, because if I mean

585
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:37.679
thirtieth entire bowling alley, you're handling
everybody by yourself. It's not like the

586
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:40.559
alley isn't full, like that's a
thing. So that's not like you can't

587
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:45.440
accommodate. What is eighty lanes or
something like that. They got how many

588
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:47.880
do they have? Eighty two?
I was, yeah, I was way

589
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:53.159
off, But no, seriously,
that's like you're you're setting yourself up for

590
00:41:53.199 --> 00:42:00.639
failure because not having somebody to just
at least prepare the scoring. I mean,

591
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:04.039
there's no there's no way you're gonna
go without a glitch, and to

592
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.800
not have the staff to even do
it is a is a pretty big kick

593
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:12.239
to the nuts when any bowling alley, any thirty lane bowling alley, is

594
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:16.480
at least staffed for the most part
for mechanics, the bar, the scoring,

595
00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:22.559
you know from what I know,
but your first true indication of what

596
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:28.519
Ballero might be doing, then I
know. Mechanics are very short lived right

597
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:30.880
now, There's there's not many left. There's a lot, I mean again,

598
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.239
which is why they're going to string
ends because they don't want to employ

599
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:38.599
any mechanics because there's no need for
them. Their whole business model, their

600
00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:43.559
their whole emphasis on their business model
has nothing to do with what we know

601
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.280
bowling as right, and like we
we'll bitch about this all day. But

602
00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:51.559
I guess the truth of the matter
is, I think is Balero, according

603
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:55.039
to their stocks, it is not
doing horribly. No, they're not anything.

604
00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:59.519
They're actually doing okay, and they
were up last week. I know

605
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:04.559
that there is some employees that I've
actually spoken to there they do. I

606
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.199
know, Kyle Lear does quite a
business. I know me as an outsider,

607
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.239
you know, from my perspective,
I'm like, I see this massive

608
00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:15.920
redemption arcade. I never see anybody
in it. I see overpriced bowling lanes

609
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:19.119
and overpriced shoes, but the bowling
alley's never fully But I do see a

610
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.239
lot of corporate parties. Right,
do you see a full house of leagues

611
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.000
downstairs five nights a week. I
do see an operating pro shop. I

612
00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:30.920
mean so. But but again it's
it's all the little nitpicky things that you

613
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:32.920
know as bowlers, you know,
we we we're just used to it a

614
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:38.039
little bit differently, But all in
all, it caters to an agenda completely

615
00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:44.760
offline with the way a bowler perceives
a bowling center should be. Maybe this

616
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.280
is the start of what we're looking
for. Like we said, hey,

617
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:52.960
maybe the maybe they're onto something.
Maybe they have this wonderful idea that it'll

618
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:58.400
be presented over the next five years. But maybe this is the start of

619
00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:04.719
their idea, and it's like well
through the lower guy once again and marking

620
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:08.079
them out because maybe they know people. They'll still get their corporate parties.

621
00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:13.239
Possibly I don't know, man or
again, it's just a write off for

622
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:17.320
some rich dude that is already sitting
in his CEO spot and he's like,

623
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:22.519
if this takes a loss, we
pay no taxes, and I'll be damn.

624
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:24.559
I'll guarantee there's a few of those
bowling alleys that are going to be

625
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:30.039
tax right off, just as simple
as was mentioned last week by I forgot

626
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:31.800
who it was in our chat that
they have sold off a lot of property

627
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:36.920
recently, so you know, it
is an investment for them. I don't

628
00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:42.039
necessarily think they're that invested in bowling, which again to me, they shouldn't

629
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.159
own the PBA that they're not going
to do anything to promoted or grow it

630
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:50.400
or build it. But that's just
why never when all those MMA promotions came

631
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:53.239
out like elite XC and they had
all these investors and then like they just

632
00:44:53.320 --> 00:44:58.079
dropped off the earth and the UC
absolved them or something like. It's it's

633
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.199
kind of like that, like you
had to millions and millions of dollars and

634
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:04.880
they put on two events and one
guy wouldn't make weight, and then all

635
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:07.840
of a sudden, the whole promotion
is shut down. It's a it's a

636
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:13.480
it's a bunch of rich people playing
like, you know, hey, let's

637
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:16.079
have a game of monopoly, but
it's real money and it's not ours,

638
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:22.400
but it's theirs, and again he'll
do whatever we want. Was a name

639
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:24.519
like bowl Arrow, you think they'd
be invested in bowling, but they just

640
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:29.039
change their name to we don't bowl
arrow, or we don't care about bowl

641
00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:37.239
Arrow or whatever Carrow, we don't
care. I like that. With the

642
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.679
Center, with as much rich history
as Carelier, they have no clue what

643
00:45:40.719 --> 00:45:44.519
the history is there. That's no
fucking clue. Yeah, or they don't

644
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:49.800
care honestly, which is sad.
Where else do you bowl, Johnny?

645
00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.800
Is it strictly career? No,
I've bullet Howling's on Monday nights, I

646
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:58.599
billet Chocko's up and Scranton on Friday
nights. And then uh, you know

647
00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:06.159
whatever, torn American stuff for running
or involved with with Sammy V or anything

648
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:08.400
up here that I could possibly bowl. I usually just ask Eric and stuff

649
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:15.440
or just go with them next fall. Could we possibly see you and the

650
00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:23.599
Doctor Ocho join up on Thursday nights
at Halloweens? No, why why not?

651
00:46:25.239 --> 00:46:31.039
Can flix with my my schedule and
unless something entirely different happens. Then

652
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:36.519
Ocho shook his head. No why
I like to hear this. We don't

653
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:38.840
like each other because it could flick
with his schedule. That's why Wednesdays were

654
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:44.599
good. Okay, all right,
I just thought you put this podcast together,

655
00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:45.760
and now here we are. I
thought it'd be epic to see you

656
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:50.559
guys bowl together. You would never
see us ball together. We'd be bowling.

657
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:53.039
You ain't gonna call you. You'll
have a freaking hangnail or something like

658
00:46:53.079 --> 00:46:57.719
that. You promise everybody will show
up and then you'll, oh, I

659
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:01.000
guess what happened? I got my
finger? Are caught in the freaking mayonnaise

660
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:07.360
jar. That's thirty true, but
that's thirty Mine happens all the time too.

661
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:13.599
The blue cheese and the mayonnaise jar
always bad. It's time for everybody's

662
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.519
favorite segment. Hey, you guys, don't set just ring your call button

663
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:20.039
and Tommy'll come back there and hit
you on ahead with a tack hammers,

664
00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:24.519
you know, Lloyd, Just when
I think you couldn't possibly beat any dummers,

665
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:31.199
here's the imbecile of the week.
Some people are really stupid before we

666
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.920
get to the embuscile of the week. And this actually this week's embassile the

667
00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:39.039
week comes from the comments on our
YouTube channel. If you guys here on

668
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:44.159
Facebook are not subscribed to our YouTube
channel, what the fuck? Like?

669
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:46.360
We literally doing it for like a
year and a half now. Uh,

670
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:52.519
it is a straight up five podcast
on YouTube, which we are. Actually

671
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:54.719
we got just about as many people
watching YouTube right now as we do Johnny's

672
00:47:55.159 --> 00:48:00.920
Facebook page. That's that's good,
Thank you everybody. But before you get

673
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:04.760
into this jackass here, I should
just call him the jackass in the week

674
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:10.800
because it's it's really more uh uh
more accurate to describe the funk head we

675
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:15.719
got tonight. But let's go through
some of the comments. Mister I'm sorry,

676
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:23.000
doctor, mister Ocho, there's no
mister d K canees canies can canoe

677
00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:30.079
anyway, he's uh has a lot
of comments, all right, Dick knows

678
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:35.280
rights. Uh he has a lot
of comments. I just want to shut

679
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:37.559
him out. These are these are
one of our one of our few loyal

680
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:45.880
viewers here on YouTube, watching us
and very much. Uh oh, I

681
00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:49.119
live about fifty miles out of Chicago. We have lost a ship ton of

682
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:52.199
houses. Shipload of houses different than
a ship ton. I don't know the

683
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:55.760
exact number where I bowl leagues the
owners of businessman he doesn't even bowl.

684
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.519
And he also had a little bit
of criticisms about using the lord's name in

685
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:06.480
vain. But uh, you know
that's we've had there from somebody else on

686
00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:09.239
the channel as well. So depending
on who your lord is, so well,

687
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:15.039
I mean that's true. He also
commented someone needs to produce a John

688
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:17.239
Maslem movie. I know Hollywood would
most likely do it. He had some

689
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:22.679
fantastic stories. I can't I can't
argue with that one hit the flip in

690
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:25.079
rosin which I don't know what that
means. Hold on, is he the

691
00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:30.519
only one that's commenting ly He's like
one of the three people that come in

692
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:32.000
all right. I was like,
man, that sucks that. He's just

693
00:49:32.400 --> 00:49:35.719
damn it. I was hoping to
see like a few people extra. But

694
00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:38.480
I do like this. This advice
here. If your opponent ticks you off,

695
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:43.079
lun punched the bastard, that's that's
actually sound advice. I do.

696
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:47.239
I do condemne doing that. No, I'm sorry. Here's another great topic.

697
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:52.039
If you had kids, who would
you recommend them to emulate? Oh

698
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:58.480
Joe, you can kind of answer
that one me in everything kidding me fair,

699
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:00.519
that's fair, he says, Yes, Simon was a beast, but

700
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:04.920
how long can his back, left
hip and knee with stan his style he

701
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:07.000
gets, the lower the line,
it hurts my back watching him me personally,

702
00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:10.280
I love to throw it like Chris
Praither, my favorite golfer. Well,

703
00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:14.840
he's really just touched on everything.
My favorite golfer to watch was Freddy

704
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:19.079
Couples. Even to this day,
both looks so effortless. Smoothest swing ever,

705
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:22.400
God, dang it, smoothest swing
ever. Ain't con murdered the ball.

706
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:24.559
Oh boy, Riggles said, I
hope your back is doing better,

707
00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:29.119
Johnny. That was five days ago, Thanks Riggs. How is your back,

708
00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:34.480
Jonathan good? I'm still waiting to
find is there an imbecile here somewhere?

709
00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:38.400
Oh yes, yeah, I'm just
shouting out our one, our one

710
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:43.079
super fan that we have here that
comments and all our videos a lot of

711
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.960
good comments. I've never even seen
him before, Riggs says, Johnny,

712
00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:50.000
I want you to bowl on certifiable
string pin setters and tell us what you'd

713
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:52.440
find. I know you will tell
it like you see it, do a

714
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:57.119
video valley bowl. I think he
still thinks you're in Vegas, which obviously

715
00:50:57.119 --> 00:51:00.440
you're not. He said from Vegas, he only had the ways to Cedar

716
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:05.239
City, Utah. Well, what
I'll do is I'll find out if the

717
00:51:05.239 --> 00:51:10.840
string pinner said at a string pin
setter laying at Reveries and Howell is certified.

718
00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:14.239
Because if it is, I can
always take a video from there.

719
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:15.400
That's a good point. And I
think they've had him for quite a while,

720
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:19.199
so I'm just gonna throw it out
there. I'll find out what the

721
00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.519
closest one is. I know I
would happily do that. Dick No says

722
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:25.760
I never used the big red whiffle
bat. I love that game. I

723
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:32.360
threw a nasty knuckleball, slider and
curveball. Okay, christ that's christ Goo's

724
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:37.320
tough here. Last one from him. I'm lost. Who is doctor Ocho

725
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:42.519
and why did he always wear a
mask? Don't worry about it. I'm

726
00:51:42.519 --> 00:51:45.000
the guy that has these that you
don't, and I'm not even in freeing.

727
00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:49.599
Okay, that's the impasi. I
don't want to throw him out there.

728
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:52.880
Yeah, I think I do plicet
that one. Oh he had some

729
00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:55.840
Actually, Dick No is a nice
guy, but he don't have these and

730
00:51:55.840 --> 00:52:01.679
our show starts in eighteen seconds.
Boys, he can't. Apparently he's got

731
00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:07.119
some audio advice for you. Oho
oh oh, this is on the John

732
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:10.440
maza U either. No, this
is not the Bob Learned show. He

733
00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:15.400
loved it, but he thinks we
should ask more simple, to the point

734
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:19.840
questions. I don't think we actually
ask anything convoluted, but yeah, I

735
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:22.599
don't know. Thanks Bro, Uh
and Ojo, you need to get a

736
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:25.039
microphone or you need to take off
the mask for the shows. Uh,

737
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.880
try to even out mi gaing across
the board. I have to keep adjusting

738
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:34.079
the volume of my monitors. Are
you guys hard wired through Cat six Ethernet

739
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.440
or using Wi Fi? Yeah?
I know we had some trouble, oh

740
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:42.320
Joe at your house with your signal
going out, but seems to have corrected

741
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.719
itself in the last few weeks.
You don't have that problem anymore. So

742
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:50.079
I'm wondering it was one time,
maybe twice time a couple of weeks Lane

743
00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:54.320
thirteenth and fourteenth. All right,
Johnny, are you ready for the imbussle

744
00:52:54.320 --> 00:53:00.000
of the week. Oh we didn't
get there yet. He's mute. Yeah,

745
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:04.400
he's I don't blame him. I'm
confused on what just happened. But

746
00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:08.760
yeah, I was just shouting out
some of the comments from Thank you our

747
00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:12.719
viewers, Thank you Dignos for all
your comments. There was so much good

748
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:15.280
ship there. I mean, I'd
like to actually answer some of his questions.

749
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.880
We can if you want to.
Let's well, let's do it next

750
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:25.000
time. In that whole seven minutes, I'm like, where's the imbecile and

751
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:29.639
everything? That's because you stepped aside
and you didn't hear what and I were

752
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:34.760
discussing discussed. I don't remember it
either. It's like, so shows the

753
00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:40.199
embecile come on? Wow, rapes
Wow. This week's week comes straight from

754
00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:45.280
our YouTube channels. It is at
Jeffrey Boring forty four to ten. My

755
00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:50.239
dad, my dad would suck living
under a shadow your whole life. I'd

756
00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:53.440
get tired of saying it. Wait, my dad, my dad, Wait,

757
00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:58.599
what does it say my dad,
my dad, I would suck living

758
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:05.039
under a shadow. What I don't
know. I think he's paying him a

759
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:08.960
compliment, isn't he Yeah, it's
it could be take I see why Rob

760
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:15.719
thinks it could be condescending, but
to me, it's not. Well,

761
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:17.599
God, damn it not. I'm
gonna pick somebody else. No, I

762
00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:22.079
mean, well, no, what
they got the guys. The guy's saying,

763
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:24.119
it's something self deprecating, right,
Like I would see he's saying,

764
00:54:24.559 --> 00:54:28.079
Jesus, every time somebody talks to
you, Johnny, he gets guys,

765
00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:30.320
it's gotta be. But how's your
dad? Your dad did this right,

766
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:34.559
right, gotta get fucking annoying after
a while. And uh, even though

767
00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:36.440
I was an asshole, but he's
not. He's a great guy. I

768
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:38.679
guess the way I took is you're
always talking about your dad, your dad.

769
00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:42.599
You know he's the fucking greatest anyway. No, No, I don't

770
00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:45.480
think he does. I think people
ask him about his dad and that's what

771
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:51.400
happens. Yeah, typically it's it's
usually one of the in certainly in the

772
00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:53.239
bowling world. But you know,
I expect that, I mean, why

773
00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:55.960
would it be. Doney starts in
forty eight seconds. By the way,

774
00:54:57.000 --> 00:55:00.199
I can't wait. And to be
quite honest, I don't mind living under

775
00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:04.920
the shadow of a world famous professional
bowler. It's kind of cool. So

776
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:07.920
something that a lot of people will
get to experience. I guess I'm off

777
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:15.320
my game chopped up the way there. Well, we can go back and

778
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:20.599
make that other asshole to commented earlier, who was nobody was an asshole?

779
00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:24.440
No, this guy here. Oh
well, we don't know who kindergarten cop

780
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:29.719
is, so let's just to me. Doc Sullivan is still a fucking asshole.

781
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:32.719
So I mean, I like Jim
Rodgers' idea of bowling a match on

782
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:37.800
the string pins. Maybe we'll do
that for well, I apologize for a

783
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.719
shitty and of the week. That's
that's that. We don't you know what,

784
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:45.079
Maybe it's our new Year's resolution.
We don't want to ship on anybody.

785
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:49.039
Oh no, I do. I'm
actually, like I said, I

786
00:55:49.079 --> 00:55:52.280
can see how people can take that
as like a negative comment there, but

787
00:55:52.480 --> 00:56:01.199
I didn't necessarily kindred tp is.
It's so the paper that's obvious. Dam

788
00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:05.840
Chad Murphy is always that's it's too
easy. It's low hanging fruit. We

789
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:07.639
can't do that. Chad Murphy would
be the amples of the week every week

790
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:13.000
for the rest of his life and
probably even in the afterlife too. Like

791
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:16.760
Doc Sulloman, cocksucker, you got
anything else, guys, because I want

792
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:20.000
to go to bed. No,
man, you go right out to bed

793
00:56:20.039 --> 00:56:22.679
again. Very happy New Year to
everybody. I hope you enjoyed twenty twenty

794
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:27.239
four. Hope it's a good year
for you. I'm sure we'll have more

795
00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:31.679
important things to talk about next week. I successfully made it through the Facebook

796
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:37.000
scrolling of seeing eight hundred people say
as the fear comes to a clothes,

797
00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:42.320
I just make sure that I get
a couple of things off my chest as

798
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:46.679
I jump into twenty twenty four,
And oh god, so I literally just

799
00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:51.800
that was my resolution for the year. Get past all of the I'm jumping

800
00:56:51.840 --> 00:56:54.679
into twenty twenty four to set the
these go go fuck yourself. I've been

801
00:56:54.679 --> 00:56:58.639
trying to achieve. Go I try. I'm gonna take care of me from

802
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:00.920
here on out, keep moving forward. Every so I go to the gym

803
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:04.960
every day of my goddamn life.
I don't need to go there on fucking

804
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:08.280
January first. I don't need to. I am going into this year with

805
00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:13.360
a clear head, Just get the
fuck out of here, go be grown

806
00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:16.760
up and be awesome. New Year
knew me. Yeah, that's uh,

807
00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:20.719
that's whatever it does. Do guy, the guy who just wrote Brad Miller

808
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:22.840
player of the Year. By the
way he said new Year knew me.

809
00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:25.280
Just just an fyi. If Brad
Miller is the Player of the Year this

810
00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:29.719
year, that means the Jets will
be the Super Bowl champions next year?

811
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:35.760
Oh shit, too soon? Maybe
not, maybe not aa Ron may come

812
00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:37.960
back, who knows. Speaking of
which, what the fuck happened to the

813
00:57:37.960 --> 00:57:42.840
Eagles? They were dominant early and
they just seem to suck now they're just

814
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:47.119
not on an NFL is parody.
That's what freaking Tangla Boo wanted. I

815
00:57:47.159 --> 00:57:52.559
think even Pete rosel would plan b
free agency wanted parody. We got Buffalo

816
00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:54.000
on fire. They'll have the one
like the last six games to try to

817
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:58.000
make the playoffs. You know what's
funny. So if the Steelers win and

818
00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.559
the Bills lose, the Steelers will
go Now Buffalo. If they get in,

819
00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:04.440
they could win the Super Bowl like
that's there's no doubt about it.

820
00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.440
They can literally when they could run
the table because nobody in the agency is

821
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:13.280
even doing anything besides Baltimore. There's
now like I know, I mean now

822
00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.360
with with all world quarterback Nason Rudolph, maybe they have a ship to at

823
00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:22.480
least game one. Who do you
guys want to see win the Super Bowl?

824
00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:25.480
Out that'll be I would say I'll
be done after this. But who

825
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:30.480
do you want to see win the
Super Bowl? I'll say Buffalo? Yeah,

826
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:34.039
I want to say Buffalo just for
the fans, like, because they've

827
00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:36.440
been doing enough shit, right,
I mean losing what three in a row?

828
00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:37.760
Four in a row? I mean, are they losing that one time?

829
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:43.119
Out? The four straight? Four
straight? They got freaking lost.

830
00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:46.719
But Scott norwoodfield goal twenty to nineteen
against the Giants. Then it was thirty

831
00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:52.079
seven to twenty four when Therma Thomas
lost his freaking helmet, and then it

832
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.840
was like fifty seven to something when
leon Lett for you know, uh Don

833
00:58:55.880 --> 00:59:00.000
Beebee whacked the ball out of leon
Let's hand, and then it was third

834
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:04.239
to thirteen against Dallas again, although
they were up thirteen to ten at the

835
00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:07.480
half, but then Dallas came on
and that was when Troy Yigman doesn't have

836
00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:09.840
any recollection of the game because he
got banged up against the forty nine ers

837
00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:13.719
the week before. Fact check me. I know I'm right about twenty to

838
00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:21.920
nineteen. I know the twenty four, fifty seven to twenty twenty one something

839
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:24.760
like that, and then it was
definitely thirty to thirteen. I might be

840
00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:28.599
wrong about the last one. Also, I think thirty to thirteen. Is

841
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:30.800
Lamar Jackson really that good? Like
I know he had five touchdowns this last

842
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:34.400
week, but I mean, and
he's not a bad player. He just

843
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:37.360
he doesn't do he doesn't win big
games. He doesn't off check goddam it,

844
00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:40.760
he doesn't win the big games on
the NFC side, I'm looking for

845
00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:44.400
san Franz. I let's see brock
party go all the way. I really

846
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:47.320
do. I think you're giving me
two answers. Very nice, Yeah,

847
00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:53.880
what about you, Johnny. I
want to see the Browns. Joe Flocker

848
00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:57.280
was a good story. Right now, I'd like to see the Browns make

849
00:59:57.320 --> 01:00:00.519
it to their first Super Bowl and
win it. Joe fifty two to seventeen,

850
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:05.440
All right, So I got I
got are scary right now? Who

851
01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:08.000
I'm sorry, they're they're peaking.
They're so scary. Yeah, now that

852
01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:12.559
they're at the right time, like
Miami had something to play for in the

853
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:17.360
for home field, and the Ravens
just freaking them forgetting the jab Wars.

854
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:21.719
I like. I like Trevor Lawrence. I think he's cool. I like

855
01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:23.320
him too, I like his flowing
lops. Yeah, the problem is if

856
01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:25.840
the Steelers winning, the Jags win, that knocks the Steelers out. So

857
01:00:25.840 --> 01:00:29.320
we need the Jags to lose just
in order so Buffalo can get in.

858
01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:30.719
I think we often agree the Cowboys
an't going to make a pass the first

859
01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:37.320
round, so they do. They
they'll just management to always use like sixty

860
01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:39.679
three to three in the first round. Actually, well they might have to

861
01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:43.519
buy this this year, depending on
it. I think they'd right. Oh,

862
01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:45.920
jos'sy, Well, well they're in
first place now, I think they

863
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:49.960
are. They have a better division
record, and they split with Philly,

864
01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:59.480
right right, they both got did
did Philly beat San fran or vice versa?

865
01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:02.760
The San franc crushed Dallas? You
know what, I don't know,

866
01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:06.719
it's actually you know what it's it's
probably it's gonna be division's first first head

867
01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:09.239
to head then division anyway and doubt. Okay, so twenty to nineteen,

868
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:15.000
they lost Joe thirty seven to twenty
four lost to the Redskins the Therma Thomas

869
01:01:15.079 --> 01:01:16.800
game. Got that right? I
got the fifty two right, I didn't

870
01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:22.039
get it was fifty seventeen San fran
beats Philly. Okay, thanks Mike,

871
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:27.039
So there you go. Uh.
Fifty two seventeen was the game where Leon

872
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:30.400
let you know, had the right
to the end zone and Don beabe and

873
01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:34.079
then I was right again thirty to
thirteen. You're really me being right?

874
01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:37.800
Something's wrong with you? The Lions
too, right? Did they got screw

875
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:44.440
again like they did every they did
get screwed again? No, they did,

876
01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.039
they did. They totally did.
They totally did. The right guy

877
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:52.480
reported eligible and they and then the
other guy said I'm not eligible, just

878
01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:55.519
to clarify, which threw the reff
off and said, okay. It's like

879
01:01:55.559 --> 01:02:00.239
when Jerome Bennis called tails and Phil
Luckett said he he said he that was

880
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:05.440
nineteen Yeah, Thanksgiving Dame was sixteen. All they lost nineteen sixteen. The

881
01:02:05.559 --> 01:02:08.760
Charlie Batch and the Lions who became
Steeler back up Charlie Batch. That might

882
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:13.199
be the very reason why they call
headertails first, they have to do it

883
01:02:13.199 --> 01:02:21.280
before it lands. You bet your
big meaty bacteria in ass. That's true.

884
01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:23.480
You're right about the Lions, Johnny. I would actually, but god

885
01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:28.000
damn another fan base right that had
sat through so much ship over the years,

886
01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:31.760
like the Browns. I get it. Don Bebee you see that,

887
01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:37.000
Dave wrote, it's kind of clever. Yes, it's clever. Yes,

888
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:45.519
we've done. Rob Jesus Christ.
Just previewing the Bills and Dolphins gonna be.

889
01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:49.320
You have a mustache. Bills and
Dolphins are gonna be. Yeah,

890
01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:52.840
that's a huge game to watch this
weekend. I mean Miami, Look they

891
01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:54.400
all right, So here's what it
is for Miami. They're in any way,

892
01:02:54.840 --> 01:03:00.280
No, they it be the two
seed or the five seed. That

893
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:02.960
is a big difference in Miami being
a warm weather team. They probably and

894
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:08.199
now Tyreek Hill's house is pretty warm. It's bad. It's terrible. Why

895
01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:13.800
would I do that? I don't
don't know. Do you want to explain

896
01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:15.960
it then at least the joke.
It's terrible. No, I don't know.

897
01:03:16.079 --> 01:03:20.480
Okay, let you guys look it
up. No, because Miami's known

898
01:03:20.519 --> 01:03:23.000
for like Miami Tampa, they're known
for like going in the cold weather areas

899
01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:28.840
and not playing well. Correct.
So if Miami's the fifth seed. You

900
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:32.239
know, they may have to travel
to Baltimore or to I can't think anybody

901
01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:37.480
else who's in the Kansas City.
Ish. So Buffalo wins there, well,

902
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:44.639
eleven and six tenants, yes,
no, no, no, no,

903
01:03:44.800 --> 01:03:46.920
wait, Buffalo would lose. Oh
yeah, that's right, they'd be

904
01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:50.199
ten, they'd be eleven and six, eleven and six, and they'd get

905
01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:53.320
the division if they win. Yes, which is fucked up because or there

906
01:03:53.400 --> 01:03:58.559
or there could be out if Pittsburgh
wins, wins and if and if the

907
01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:01.599
Steelers played the Bills many times in
a row, they'd win zero out of

908
01:04:01.639 --> 01:04:06.079
twenty the Steelers, that is,
you might be right. You may be

909
01:04:06.119 --> 01:04:14.280
right with Mason Rudolph all World quarterback. You know, ou ja, who

910
01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:16.480
would you like to see win Super
Bowlisher? You Rob? Because I feel

911
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:20.280
like maybe you'll get some gys.
I already said the Bells, say the

912
01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:24.639
Bills. I'm sorry, okay,
you picked the Browns. You guys don't

913
01:04:24.639 --> 01:04:27.440
want pick anybody for the NFC,
just for ships and giggles, and like

914
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.360
the said, who do you want
to win the Super Bowl? You can't

915
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.280
pick two teams to win the Super
Bowl? Only two? Because you did

916
01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:38.920
I picked two late says out,
Hi, Ray Fickle, please better clean

917
01:04:38.920 --> 01:04:43.480
pair of shorts. Yeah, that
movie wouldn't even I wouldn't even be able

918
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:46.239
to play today, just because of
the ending of the of the movie.

919
01:04:46.320 --> 01:04:50.719
He is still now Captain Winkie is
pure comedy gold is comedy gold. But

920
01:04:50.760 --> 01:04:55.159
I don't know how well that would
play nowadays. Dude, they were way

921
01:04:55.159 --> 01:04:57.400
ahead of the time there with with
the trans movement and all that. I'm

922
01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:01.039
just saying it wasn't nineteen ninety one
or something like that, like Rave Think

923
01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:08.760
Think and ihren Finkle. I think
we can all agree we don't want Dallas

924
01:05:08.760 --> 01:05:11.599
to win. I don't think they're
not going to. Don't never win with

925
01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:18.079
Dak Prescott just saying he's gonna win
m v T er with that, I

926
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:21.119
think the next time I see Jacob
Butcher, if I'm gonna steal his Cowboys

927
01:05:21.159 --> 01:05:26.920
jersey, gonna I don't know.
I just I just pictured him in a

928
01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:30.760
ray Finkle jersey and it worked perfectly. I seriously think we got to get

929
01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:32.599
him a ray Finkle jersey courtesy a
straight up five podcasts. Get to the

930
01:05:32.679 --> 01:05:38.159
art department, somebody will start forming
it. Figured this out, all right,

931
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:42.159
I'm gone to fill a bus drink? Uh, Johnny O Joe,

932
01:05:42.760 --> 01:05:47.280
great media order. Yeah, I
can't even talk. Yeah, Meteoric show,

933
01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:51.880
Meteoric show. We're two episodes away
from one hundred guys. Are you

934
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:57.719
guys excited? You bet? You
look at me? Have we have we

935
01:05:57.800 --> 01:06:00.440
nailed down? Who's gonna be on
the show yet? Johnny nailing things for

936
01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:08.480
years? Really? Yes? Also, that's good. My brain is fried.

937
01:06:08.960 --> 01:06:12.000
I don't even know how to end
the show. I got an idea,

938
01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:15.239
say my Twitter and then hang up. It's not even Twitter anymore.

939
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:18.960
It's literally look at the button screen, Look at the bon screen. It's

940
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:24.519
literally going right across the screen,
right down there. Do you have a

941
01:06:24.599 --> 01:06:30.320
capital D and a capital R minus
lowercase R capital? Oh Jesus, you

942
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.360
don't have my ship? Right?
Yeah, it looks like, yeah,

943
01:06:32.599 --> 01:06:36.960
I'm not droo. Hey there's Avlyn. Yeah. I just came to say

944
01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:42.159
hi, that's such a cute dog. She was like, what the hell

945
01:06:42.159 --> 01:06:44.760
are you still doing here? All
right? Seriously, Rob, this is

946
01:06:44.800 --> 01:06:47.079
absurd. My wife had two brown
dots and it's growing up. Oh my

947
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:53.880
god, mine had a Nissan Jesus. All right, guys, thank you

948
01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:57.360
everybody for joining us this week.
Here on Straight at five. I'm pretty

949
01:06:57.360 --> 01:07:00.920
sure we'll be back next week talking
about who knows what, and it's still

950
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:03.320
gonna be a good show because well, you know, we're the best and

951
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:08.400
you're not. I have to hear
somewhere actually no, no, no,

952
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:16.199
you don't, you don't, you
don't. You lost it? Nice Johnny,

953
01:07:16.920 --> 01:07:25.039
good night, everybody, Fuck you, Doc Sullivan, Thanks for listening

954
01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:30.719
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955
01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:35.840
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956
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957
01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:47.199
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958
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:53.039
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959
01:07:53.079 --> 01:07:59.400
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