Hello, everyone, Welcome to the stream. There's nothing like hearing the words
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It is Tablet's story is a dark faiure. Hello. Is tentatively called
end game, but I'm only calling it endgames that we can get on some
trending stuff on Twitter. Promise. Also, you're in the endgame. Welcome
back, John, Congratulations, Thank you, thank you. Promise. Are
you congratulating me on my twenty new Tesla's or the little baby thing? Jesus
Chris. Okay, everyone can get everyone can get Tesla. I just imagine
anybody in here that's old enough remembers they still have them. But like the
little like tiny powered, little baby like jeeps that you could get and stuff
like that, when you have those in Tesla version. Is that what you're
saying. I'm just saying. I almost feel like if you don't have one
in Tesla, like four thousand dollars, oh my god. Literally, if
you if you get people to use your code, like I think like three,
if you get three people to buy cars, then you get a free
one of those those little mini teslas. Oh my gosh, I'm just imagining
Bryce dude, he would all who probably kill people in it because it's oh
my god, I'm looking at the I'm looking at I'm looking at the pictures
of these and even the kids look like, what are you saying? Drivers
on douchebag? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna get John. You're gonna tell
me that that kid does not look douchey. We wish kids. So there
you go. I put in the zoom chat. She looks so happy.
Yeah, right, that looks photoshop. Don't even look real. He that
looks photoshopped, and it is and be her face though it looks like it's
very much like I'm gonna run you over a face here chat. There you
go. I'm scared to click the link, Frank serve parking for I'm just
going to I'm just going to leave. I'm just gonna leave it. I'm
scared to click the link. Yeah, I don't want to be tilted out.
There is a there is a kid that is does have one of those,
not the Tesla one, but like a mini car that comes to the
local coffee shop all the time. With his mom and he drives the entire
way and then his dog is like next to him. Yeah, he rides
on the sidewalk. Is a cool kid? I mean yeah, he seems
really nice. I haven't introduced. Hey, you seem really cool. Yeah,
that's a nice little car. And they'd be like a csycho. How
do you give a kid that that's gonna get PB could call like if you
walked up to like a kid that I had to be like, who is
this? Like really whole. There's no way nobody's ever gonna think you're a
creep. Phbe really a creep? I already think maybe it's great. Okay,
you know what I want to see. I want to see a video
of Pebe's robot perspective every time she interacts with him. That would be a
hilarious ten minute video, just like the hands and like the tickling and like
the like like I'm excited something out of Bobby's world like that. It's like
like weird, like like like why like my ideal robot? Okay whatever,
I knowpe But I'm talking about robots stuff. I love robots. I love
robots. You are I would love to rot. I would love to be
a robot, I would want to have ever said you technically are actually technically
he really isn't technically It's like a gollumn I guess is that what a wolfge
did? The way we're talking about me in general? And then you,
Tiger, I think a robot is like the ultimate compliment. They have complete
control of their emotions and logic, and I am smitten with robots? Isn't
that just like a weird sociopath by like, wouldn't wouldn't that? Which explains
my obsession with serial killers as well? All right, well glad this show
is coming to an end again. No, I'd just like to apologize for
all the rests the Karen name all that you know. Please why because you're
a serial killer and you just admit it? Okay, what don't kill me?
Like? Being a murder reno is not the same as being a serial
killer. What did you God uses the word murder reno is one hundred percent
murial Okay, murderinos, please back me up. I'm not the only one,
right, is just the is just the term for the podcast murdering a
Berita. That's that's no murder is like what the person at Starbucks serves you
when they fucking hate you. My god. Okay, it's just I swear.
It's just the term for the fans of the podcast, my favorite murder
and they just sit down and talk about like interesting murder cases. It really
makes you thinking about a burrito, like I'm but now I'm hungry, but
yeah, murder rito. Maybe I'm just saying it murder. Half of half
of your streamers you talking about food though, that's true. No, Tiger,
Okay, your entire stream is just you talking about you, Darius,
I'm sorry. It was Karen. Okay, it was a Karen joke.
Oh my god, like like every streamer is. And it's like weird that
you almost sound like when you use I have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh my god, I do not. You're silly. Can I try
this too? Wow? Oh my god, it's Karen and the Karens.
Every Karen and Karen. I love brother, Oh my god. I love
murdering people so much. My favorite thing. There's only two things in this
world that I love more than killing people, and that's my fellow murderinos and
myself. I like a mocha frappuccino better than both of those things, but
killing people totally do anyway. Uh, coffee straight black by the way at
Starbucks just hate you're wondering, Yeah, and then you kill the baristas,
Karen, So there can never be too much. Karen. Please do follow
Pumpkinberry on twitch, twitch dot tv for slash Karen. Yeah, you guys,
I'm trying to get my whole thing. No, let's stop playing because
we're going to be starting the drift today. John isn't stressed enough from having
a child. He got seven minutes sleep last night. I think he said,
I've gotten hours. Congratulations. John did actually have a child. He
gave birth to it last week. The baby has more, baby has more.
I asked the wife, and uh, she said, what does that
mean? What is it called? It's just it. I call it all
babiesn't it? Okay? Lived being very generous to gender right right, the
grandest learning that human being. If there's one thing that the gender fluid community
love, it's when I refer to them as it. Yeah, that's really
going to work. I think it's a step for you. Bread. Yeah,
thank you. I am getting I am getting there. So Yeah,
congratulations John, well done. So souldess me We're all disappointed honestly that you
didn't call it has more. Sorry, it's it's no matter what to us,
Like the first day I ever meet that child and what's up as baby
has there's no chance to be like, what do you like? Fire?
That's when meets the baby. Let's do anyway d n D enough of our
awful personalities. There's uh the uh please I'm firing arena. Please, I
get so derailed, like my brain. I get into the zone, I
get prepared to like run this game, ready ready to GM, and then
this part completely just undost everything. Best part human we're just loosening up.
Honestly, one of these days we should just do like a like even if
it's a podcast kind of thing, we'll be so talking about anything. I
think it's a really sad idea. It's wonderful we go by. Every time
they were talking a brat about doing a podcast, he's like, uh uh,
not a chance. Do you know how will with that frigging just chatting
stream that he's doing for a month, it's killing killing him, you can
see it, look at his eyes, killing me. There was already very
little soul less God, and it's almost gone now hard for me to remain
sort of you know, in character is as a restrained version of myself where
I don't call babies it and stuff like that, you know, you know,
or PB a serial killer unproved though, so D n D where PB
gets to play a nice version of herself. Rin the most hated character on
table story of all time. I think maybe we should hold that vote.
We should get a list of all the character and then I mean, RIT
would act sure she's up there, Yeah, he's up there. You Team
runners though in the in the discord they do they do Team Wrin. It's
cute Wrin. Yeah, Team Rin's in this somewhere, aren't you on your
that one? That one that one guy in the in the team rint t
shirt that you pay each week. The there's actually somebody with a T shirt
that's his Team r In on it? No, why would you hurt me?
Why do you like to hurt me? Well, I also said the
one guy that you paid for before you finished the sentence, right, D
and D. Let's play some dn D. So last week, in what
I believe was chapter four to one, Joe Samman was not here, but
he was here in spirit somewhere. Some rain his wife was giving birth,
but he was like, no, hold it three hours, I'm going to
watch some D and D and uh nailed it priorities. Sorry, oh my
god, I need to go and watching D and D. That's the best
LA I can do. Well, he wasn't here last week. I was
watching, but he was watching. I was. I was like on and
off. Yeah, yeah, that was like nap time for Bryce and like
live was sleeping right then. And this is perfect, absolute perfect. So
what happened in general? The three characters who could be bothered to show up?
They were split across varying different planes, starting with Irida, who found
himself on the demi plane of Dread Fans will recognize that to be Raven Loft,
and very specifically, he was in Borrovia, which is a yeah,
you know way better than I do. I was actually terrified to GM you
through the first page of Cursive Strada. We were there. I learned page
forty two of Cursive Strad just for Irrida and really just for Whack, because
I can't believe that you rolled the plane. Iro found himself in Barrovia.
Basically it was just this awful, awful place kind of moonlight with a terrifying
car saw looming over a very dilapidated rundown village. He saw a zombie.
You were naked. Just a reminder that you were naked and you don't have
any of your stuff you You ended up fighting a couple of zombies with somebody
known as the League Glitter Hands, who was a halfling rogue who was very
strong, and that was her name. It was. It was a Missile
Monkey's Patreon MPC. Oh, yeah, it was a patroon. You can
tell. I would never have named it something so awful as a deal Missile
Monkey. Better next time. Also, no more submissions by the way for
Dark Fire MPCs because they weren't doing it. That was they It was official
clothes. I think I have two maybe three more which will will be in
it. If you've already submitted one, if you if you want to submit
one. You can't heart that you never you are really in the endgame.
It's just I don't think there's going to be any opportunities either for me to
provide a YouTube video. Worst there is, Okay, there always is.
It usually goes up around I didn't see it goes up. It goes up
the next day it's usually it's like sixteen hours later after the show. Yeah,
it usually goes. I did see at the discord, so I was
just being a little bitch. Yeah, it's usually. The only time is
it's not there is when I'm completely burnt out and I forget and then I
never log in again and forget that I have to upload the YouTube video.
But that very rarely happens. Trust me, I'm extremely responsible. Iroda had
a little fight with some zombies and then the woman that he was with started
to become terrified of him, asking him what he was and he was confused.
I didn't understand what's happening. Then we cut to nineteen, who was
endlessly floating through space basically through the elemental plane of vacuum. He was being
sort of harangued by these shadows that were telling him to give up to allow
them to have his life force, and he was saying no. Basically,
they kept fighting with him. He ended up fighting with them kind of,
but he was able to sort of banish them very easily, and then he
exploded into fire and then disappeared. Then we cut to Rint, who was
in the Undying Pire, which is the room of Kosuth. The sort of
primordial Demi, god of Fire himself inside the Crimson Pillar, which is like
his big floating castle, the floats around on the plane of elemental fire,
and he basically they had a little chin wag, a little chat, and
he was very curious about her. He was curious about what was going on.
So there was some weird shit going on inside somewhere deep down in your
heart. And he asked her to serve him and stuff. She said no,
and then she literally jumped out the back door, which I'm sort of
surprised about personally when I was watching it. Yeah, well, I think
the motivation was that Rinn didn't want to have to serve anyone. And Yeah,
one of the themes that I'm that I'm I was glad the way that
you built your characters I was able to push into the game a little bit
was that all of you were in some way serving something else right in or
you were kind of you were at the the whim of something else. Hero
unanswered because I didn't really didn't really get to see that much about your hosting.
But You're welcome. Dragon nineteen obviously was was was a sort of mindless
Gollumn type thing in servitude to the rose Guard forces drift as a walllock and
has a pact, and Rinn was of, this is cult the Proterator,
so you will have this kind of thing with this servitude, this forced servitude
thing even olds to a degree, had it, I think with his with
his family. So when he asked her to serve him, I think that
was the main motivation for him to be like na bitch and then jump out
the back door in flame on and then land in the lava below pretty much,
especially like if you look at just the fact that it's a more powerful
I guess entity then say has more or even you know her cult is,
so what the hell that would be? Like the worst nightmare for her is
to then just commit to serving somebody else who's kind of like yeah, no
way, which is a bummer because PB I was like, do this guy's
fucking awesome? Yeah, if you had chosen to serve him, you would
have had plus five levels. Yeah, but each of you did actually level
up. I forced you to take a level in Sorcerer, specifically the pyromancy
sub class, which kind of doesn't exist. I don't actually know where I
found it. I think it might be unearthed up corna or something. But
it was a forced thing for me. So each of you was forced to
take a level in pyromancy basically, and it gave you a couple of extra
little things going on in your characters. Fire in the veins. You're now
immune to fire damage. You can cast fire spells that and if a creature
is resistant to that fire damage, it will ignore that resistance and just still
burn them for the maximum or whatever the damage is. You also have heart
of fire, which means that you can create fire around you that will burn
things within ten feet of you that you choose to choose to burn. And
you had a few cantrips and some spells. The first thing I want to
do is I want Drift to roll me a hit die Okay, hit diaction,
A little hit diaction, come and right up? Have I bought you
enough time? Or are you still? Dude? I have so many The
thing is like, I'm still like I always bring up my history and then
I pull up all my spells, so I'm just ready to go. I'm
like, what everything reads? All right? Here we go? Hit that
terrible? All right? Don't add that to your thing that hit something else?
All right? Am I full health? By the way, yes,
your full health. So did you see the little video from last week?
Till I run it? I can run it again. I would love to
see it. Let's do it again that you guys can make that all right,
I'll run the little the little video that I made last week to just
give you guys an idea. As it stands, your characters don't see or
hear the first portion of this video, but the second part your characters are
privy to. When your characters were eaten by the dragon, you were sort
of energies and this is one of the things that you would have heard.
So here is a little video for y'all going in blame any day now?
Hello video run? Please? Are you running? Maybe it doesn't work?
Damn it, it doesn't work. Hold onah, it doesn't work. I
don't know why. Let me see if I can find it again. Some
weird stuff has happened to my computer this week, and some stuff has been
moved around, so I think that's what happened. Oh that's why. Well,
that was lucky. I almost showed something else that you almost roll roll
credits all right, video? Sorry tech issues, here you go. Apologies,
there you just a pitiful fire elemental. When we thought you were a
genie hasmal, we prepared endlessly for this. I gathered every artifact I could
find that would protect me from the most powerful elemental attacks. But you disgrace
the guardian name. That's three of your kind. I have defeated now,
But you you I've been instructed to destroy. This is not for you into
I have failed my pursuit. It seemed such a simple one when my master
bestowed it upon me. Protect the Gate of Fire. Protect the Gate of
Flame, yons ago. I was formless, but I was bound to it,
and its power flowed through me. With the last of my lergy,
I send myself to you, as the power of the gate once flows through
me, worries it now falls to you and you alone. Mortals travel deep
into the gate and stop the interloper. Do not allow him to finish his
ritual. If I'm an bunny breaks through, it will be too late when
your new power awakens. Summon yourselves to the gate and complete our pursuit.
Play And there you have it. That is the the message that you guys
received, and that is also going to bring us to the beginning of two
days it's so much better not on a cell phone. Drift, I have
to meet myself starting with you. Come on, no, stay with me,
Phoebe, you can stay with me. The last thing you remember,
young Drift is being obliterated by a dragon. You were then a sort of
form of energy floating through a sort of endless nothingness, and you did feel
some some other energies that you can you could draw yourself to. But before
that happens, you experience that message basically from from Hasmal. He said that
you'd failed your pursuit. And then as you begin to sort of reform elsewhere
you experienced that other one. You then you feel yourself yourself falling would be
the best way to describe this sensation. As you start to come to once
again, you start to feel a more physical form of yourself. As your
senses come back to you, you realize that you are falling upwards towards an
open sky. There are clouds above you, and you can even make out
as your eyes start to focus, creatures that are moving about, flying around,
gliding freely in the distance. A cloud shifts and changes and you see
a woman's face appear very very large, and it slowly turns down and looks
towards you. As you fall upwards towards her, there's a sudden ignition of
fire nearby. It begins to sort of swirl around you, and it grows
and spirals about your body. And that voice has more is speaking bet you,
claiming that he's fails his pursuit, and he speaks to you. I
think for you, he probably doesn't make it all the way through his speech
here, maybe halfway through he's cut short. And suddenly the clouds above you
begin to darken around you. There is a shift and change, and you
can feel it. Something odd is happening, an energy about you. The
face above you turns cruel and confused. It recoils as if it seems something
grotesque. That spiral of fire that's around you suddenly turned to blood and disperses,
and you leave it behind. As you continue to shoot upwards, the
sky darkens considerably, and then there are other flying creatures, hundreds of them,
thousands of them, and they move as a swarm, and they turn
suddenly and shift and head downwards towards you. It is a swarm of bats
that engulfs you, and I think they blank it. The entire sky before
they blanket you entirely, and a moment later you find yourself on the ground
and you probably stumble forwards. You were falling for one second, and then
suddenly you're on the ground, stumbling forwards, maybe a little vertigo passing over
you as your body catches up with your mind. And around you is this
landscape of sort of smoke and shadow. The sky is utterly overcast. It's
it's dark, but not necessarily nighttime. It's just that everything is overcast,
so I don't think you can really make out whether it's daytime, nighttime,
anything like that. Some fires are here and they provide a sort of odd
light, but really they sort of just cast more shadows over a set of
ruins that are all around you, a very odd place, broken ruins that
seem to float and twist into crawl shapes, sort of Gothic ruined architecture that
sort of pierces upwards like pikes and spikes shards into this just endless darkness.
You, as you look around, see yourself standing in this sort of open
top ruined colosseum. Your feet as you stumble forward, kick up a bit
of dust, and it suggests that nothing has moved inside this place for a
long time, perhaps even centuries. And ahead of you, a cloaked figure
is standing and he's kind of bent over, gripping a walking cane in his
visible hand, and it's very pale and white, gnarlled, the fingers tapered
to almost claws. Beneath the hood, you can see a chin, a
pale white chin, a grin, two rows of sort of perfect teeth,
and then his canines are unnaturally long, and he's a decent way ahead of
you, but you can make out that even though he's bent over this cane,
he looks pretty pretty tall. And he speaks to you and says,
welcome, sanguine one. I had not expected us to meet so soon.
But before you swore yourself to that flaming puppet, you were sworn to me.
You belong to me. You are mine and mine alone, And with
that ghastly ornament of your wrist, we shall continue with your pact. You're
completely naked. You haven't got any of your stuff. You do not have
your brace or on your wrist anymore. I don't have the doll, I
don't have the door nothing. You just got your birthday soup, and that's
it. Are you the one who saved me? Yes? And perhaps you
were the one who saved me. Certainly you will be the one to save
me, Sanguine one my dead uh in a way, yes, life will
no longer flow through your body, but your body remains alive. Where are
my friends now? I do not know. Perhaps they are dead too,
perhaps not. I have no control over your material plane or wherever they were
sent. I have control over one thing, and one thing alone, and
that is you. So what now? What? What do I do?
Now? We continue our work? Do you know, Sanguine? One long
ago I was not too dissimilar from yourself. I left the snows behind and
stepped out into something far worse, a landscape of darkness and poison. Then
it looked rather similar to this place. He kind of casts a hand behind
him, and you can see his his wrist now as it pops out from
underneath his robe. His skin is pale, like white white sheet paper,
kind of white. As he moves this weird twisted arm across the landscape behind
him, and he says, this is the shadow fil my prison, A
small cousin perhaps to the place on the material plane, to the YaST of
your fail Lane sanguine one. Do you know of Dark Veil? I'm almost
sure, Shay roll for that, Brad, I'm pretty sure. I don't
know. Would you give me a history check if you want. Yeah,
cool, Yeah, I don't. I know, I've heard of it,
but you know that it's a continent and people tell stories of him. It's
like the horror story place. You know, if you were going to write
a horror or you would probably say it in dark Vale. It's just awful.
It's supposedly always night time, and there is the worst monsters come from
there, and it's a it's a it's a couple of continents away, but
it's pretty far away, into the equivalent of sort of England to Russia.
Ya's pretty far away. Uh. I've heard of it before, but I
don't know much about it. A horrific place. No family could survive,
and they did not not mine at the least. No one survived, No
one but me. Do you know how I gave into it? I gave
into the poison and I used it and I channeled it. And then one
day I heard a voice, the voice of a child far away, and
it called to me, and I sent something within that child a power,
a shadow of my own power, but it was stronger, same one.
And I traveled out from that wretched place I had known as home, and
I found a flourishing village known as rose God. I understand you have been
there, have you not? Yeah? Yeah, I want I want a
tournament there. Yes, you did with my help. What do you mean
I did a lot. I had a hero's help. Yes, But your
power, your strength, your life was given to you by me, was
it not? Yeah? Yeah, of course of course it was. But
I I thought you said we were even even not yet child? Soon soon.
Indeed, when I traveled to Rosegard, it was much smaller, little
more than a village. I could not find that child who reached out to
me. But the king he found me. He captured me, tortured me.
But they could not kill me, not outright, they did not know
how. Instead they found a way to banish me, sanguine one here.
But I am not without my abilities, even here, lost in this place,
I called out endlessly to the child, and one by one the children
answered. One by one. They begged for my power, but none of
them with the child I sought, not until knew, And here we are.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't I like power. I
do, I just don't like how I have to get that power. I
don't want to hurt people. Huh, you will not need to hurt many
more people. But do you not wish for vengeance the company that slaughtered your
family. I'll hurt those people, yes, yes you will. And then
then how a fact will be complete. I will lend you my power once
more. I don't know where they are. I don't I don't know how
to find them. I don't know how to find I know where to find
the child. Their leader is at this very moment attempting to tear apart the
fabric of your reality and pull your world asunder. I don't know if I'm
strong enough. I don't know. I don't know if I could beat him.
You are not strong enough, child, But I am so what.
You're gonna fight with me. You shall be my vessel, you shall be
my way back, And as luck would have it, we're going to the
very same place. I just want to see Rin and the Hero and Oldest
again, and you shall. We shall travel together, and you will once
more use my power to destroy your enemy, and they and our pact will
be complete. And what happens then our pact will be complete. Child,
I just go our separate ways. Your vengeance will be wrought, and I
will be back on the plane that I once called home, and my vengeance
shall begin. Are you gonna kill more people? M That depends on who
stands in my way. You can kill me, child, You are already
dead. And if I say no, oh child, perish the thought.
I am the first, and now you are too. At that, the
figure rushes towards you, and I'm talking fast. It's like a blur as
this thing just this cloak flaps out behind him and you see these teeth,
this smile, this horrible nulled figure. He doesn't look human, but he
was something near. What do you do? I think I would just instantly
like start pulling out my sword and like hand up, kind of just out
of a reaction, quick reaction like that would be it hand up and sword
starting to pull out of it. There is no sword. Your sword is
a shadow, so that you can summon yeah, shadow sword, just like
oh, it'll start forming in my hand. It doesn't, it should,
but it doesn't. With that, you try to bring this sword, summon
the shadow sword up. You bring a hand up to defend yourself from the
cloak figure strikes your body, slams into you, and you feel a cold
energy knock you from your feet, and that is when you are transported back
to your home plane in Felmicia along with the others. Everybody else you may
return as we continue. So the rest of you, the heart is crushed
right now. I hate you, Brad, I'm sorry. So you guys
all individually have done your own things. Each of you are naked. You
remain that way done if you have any of your stuff, except for nineteen
nineteen sort of died in his own mind and his physical self was pulled from
the semi dream likes that you were in in the ninth Storm Dungeon. So
he actually found a loophole and still has his stuff. So wait, we
emerge in nineteen is there, I'll tell you. Yeah, we'll get there.
Oh sorry, I'm just setting up new character. Yeah yeah, I'm
now Drift the first. You should now be Drift the first. Um do
you see it? Yeah? I see it. Oh my god. Make
sure to check some of the things. So while the others became level seven,
you remain level six, but I have given you some crazy bucks.
You've got to change to your your strength decked con and wisdom, and maybe
have changed. You have some new abilities and you might want to take a
look at them. Everything else remains the same. Everyone's level seven. You'll
still level six technically, but you're buff to shit, so bear that in
mind. From Drift the first sheet you can do whatever. Go to Core
and then scroll down on the right and scroll down underneath were all of your
nice underneath a cursed specter. No God, I had the extra four HP.
You got cool. That's why you have me wrong. Each of you
now have completed each of your individual travels through these varying planes, and you
Eroo. You exploded into a ball of fiery light before the eyes of this
throat and frightened rope. By the way, nineteen you imploded in a fireball
lost on the elemental plane of vacuum, dark Heart. You leap from the
crimson and Piller and your body bursts into flame, and you fall and hit
the burning lava below and Drift you're rushed by the powerful vampiric creature known as
the First And I'd just like to state for the record, everybody at this
point. No one's ever asked it this whole time, but none of you
know what a vampire is. For the record, they don't exist. They
don't exist until now. You each experience basically the same feeling. Your body's
sort of being thrust from one plane to another, and it's like a rush,
probably like being pulled from an airlock in space, that kind of experience
that we've all been through. You're surroundings, you know, you can imagine
it when you see it in that movie. You can imagine it. Your
surroundings suddenly become relatively clear. But it's a little more like what Drift was
experiencing. Like you're flying through air and you're heading towards the ground. There
are clouds that are passed by you, and probably for a moment, you
don't feel much like the physical form of yourself. You feel probably a little
more like that energy, but you feel hot. There's an intense heat,
not necessarily uncomfortable. Your bird's eye view as you rush towards the continent of
fell Media allows you to sort of feel outwards with some new extended abilities,
and you're able to sense various pockets of heightened energy, and you immediately feel
and notice a great many skirmishes out across this land, and you can just
sense it, and like flashes and visions, you can see things very quickly.
As you're rushing towards this the material plane, you see things. You
see Rose Guardian forces on those giant white walls and they're fighting at night.
The group that you saw in the first couple of episodes, the Company of
Masks, and they're assaulting the walls. There are lots of them, and
it's like a full skirmish happening outside the walls of Rose Guard. The Rose
Guard forces are sort of repelling them with pikes and lances. These these bandits,
this sort of bandit army that's risen up as is fighting with them.
The skies are filled with the war Forged group, the Crimson Win atop of
the back of these giant trained wireburns. There's an there's an explosion on one
side of the wall, like a purple flame that bursts open a portion of
the wall near the area where you guys try to jump over that lake the
river, and it sort of decimates this western wall and the Company of Masks
rush in and swords and shields clash with the Rose guardian forces, and then
you have this other vision. And the next vision you have is of this
villain that you know to be Death Singer himself, and he's standing in this
room and it's a red lit room, almost exactly. It's not a room
that you recognize from when you were in there, but almost exactly the same
as the Gate of Fire. This red light, the sort of glow given
off by the flava, and he's standing in this room that looks similar to
that, but also looks a little odd, almost like a mirage. The
walls kind of shift and change a little bit. They don't look quite as
solid and as stable as when you guys were in there before. And he's
standing with other people. They're all standing around. There's maybe six of them,
and they each have these thick robes on that cover their heads. Dest
thinger stands with his hood down. The set of masks that he has on
him at all times is concealed somewhat, but you can see them through the
open robe around his waist, and there's a droning chant that fills your ears.
As you continue to move towards the ground, The red lights from the
flava about him and the others suddenly turned purple. There's an explosion upwards of
this flava as it turns into a purple flame. The pray Territor don't flinch
and they continue their chant. And as our energy is moving towards this room,
it's repelled that the turning of this fire, and you can feel yourselves
moved away from it in a way as you become more and more physical.
Along the mountainside outside of where the Gate of Fire is, you see Captain
stone Sworn, Mstride, Terran and McKinnon, as well as several others from
that platoon of the rose Horses that you met at the beginning of the adventure
and Drift, and they seem to be battling their way up the side of
the mountainside, and you guys have come recognize this for sure as the same
mountainside that you guys climb down that morning of the Gate of Fire. There
are these huge figures that they're fighting with, and they're big, huge humanoids,
green tusks protruding from their mouths with crude weapons and armor and their hawks.
Waves and waves of them appear to be crawling across this mountainside, and
various squads of rose guard for a fighting with them along this mountain side as
well. You can see stone Sworn as your bodies begin to materialize again and
you can focus your energy to the side of this mountain. He brings his
great sword down to clash with a particularly large brutish Orcs great axe. You
see McKinnon take aim with her longbow at an oncoming Orc, when suddenly the
peak of the mountain above them suddenly irrupts like a volcano, an explosion of
rock and flame, and the flame is purple. The entire mountain side is
engulfed in this kind of purple flame, this volcanic eruption, and this flava,
this lava starts to move down the sides with this purple flame lighting up
the night sky. It gives a glow across the entire area, and you
see stone Sworn, McKinnon, even the Orcs, they all react suddenly to
it as if something has hap but the battle continues. This is as close
as you guys can get to the Gate of Fire, as you summon yourselves
there, and you may each pick a starting position and number on this battle
map. It's the best I could do for Flavor, all right. It's
the best I could do. Let it load, all right, So you'll
see on the map here there are positions one on the left, two on
the right, three and four. There are orcs everywhere, big bad orcs.
There are dead. Sorry to interrupt, do we have saw each p?
And spells again? You've got full everything, but you are naked.
You still don't have any of your Now did I get those pants from the
half? Did? Yeah? You have some very very small pants that probably
just look like short shorts on you naked. Still you guys, Yeah,
your AC will be your ten plus your decks unless you have some of any
special bullshit that you can do so you will be able to materialize ese yourself
in one of these positions. You can pick where you want to start,
and you can choose between you now if you want. The number will be
represented on where you appear in the turn order for the combat. So bear
that in mind. And it doesn't mean like it from one means you'll be
going first, and four means you'll be going last, and then everything else.
I've rolled offstream and I've got to work it out. So you guys
figure out where you want to start on this mountain side. Also, the
volcano is like wildly erupting and shorten rocks and fire and everything everywhere as you
appear, mstride and tear in and all them are on our side? Correct
they were last time? Yeah? You guys? Yeah, Like what's his
name? The human torch? You a? Yeah? You? So,
just to be clear when we're when we're summoning ourselves here, are we cognizant
of what's going on? I think you generally have a good idea of what's
happening. You have this extra sense almost that you can you can feel outwards
and you can feel these pockets of intense, heightened energy. It doesn't necessarily
mean like our cane energy. It can It's literally just like emotions. You
know, there's there's fear coming from the people of Rose God, there's fear
coming from some of these guys. There's there's a battle, there's all this
heightened rage and stuff coming from the orcs. And do we feel each other,
like, do we know innately what these other energies are that are joining
us or is it like a surprise when we land. I think it's going
to be a surprise. I don't think you can sense the other energies because
they feel like you. Okay, I'm not be able to feel one actually
one of them, one of them feels weird and corrupt and awful. Actually,
there's a second energy landing with you. Okay? Is that mem Yes?
Yeah, you don't have the paramancy stuff that they got from hands.
No, I don't need it. Oh my god. You are, however,
immune to fire. You'll be pleased to know. Mm hmm. But
that comes from something else that maybe we'll work out or maybe we won't.
So between you work out who wants to go first? Where you want to
land? Oh, you've done it. This is what you want to do.
You've already you've all, You've all picked, except you have forced into
the number one spot. Number one. That's the best spot for if we're
being honest too. Three give me a sect to just set up an insane
and I'm traumatized. It's an insane tone order to set up. I really
wanted to set this up before the thing, but I was like, it's
just going to be such a ruiner. Can I give you a Can I
give you a helpful tip? Bread? Yeah? Go on, if you
click on the object layer and hit control A and then just add turn that's
the easiest way to do it, and then adding, yeah, I'm not
adding everyone individually. Okay, can we do ours? Can we click on
our characters and roll initiative? No, we're free set. So all I
need to do is just add each of the individual things and then then I
do you guys. I just want to check that I add everyone. Probably,
so the thing yeah, Taren went all right, let me just check
my notes. Oh my god, this is nuts. All right? Sorry?
Who was sorry? Who was on twenty? Term was on the twenty?
The war chief was on fifteen. You'reful. There's like those fire circles
with number, but I noticed that how do I do that? You just
have to know yourself yourself? The other one that says one, oh okay,
okay, okay, Oh god, thanks Sam. And then it was
there's the least the amount of guys there. That's the easy one to be
at. You got it? Girl? Was probably? I mean I think
that Jesus Christ, It's okay. It was a good thing. I love
it was not the thing here that O KPB. You gotta detect yourself from
what just happened. I'm so sad. What are you sad? Because I
feel like, I don't know, I feel like it's not gonna end well
for Drives. Oh you say that now? And then Drift. Okay,
So the order in general is Rinn, Captain stone Sworn, and the Knights
Terran, who is a he's one of the he's a fighter, he's not
really a knight. Then Iro. Then there's an war chief in there,
who's the biggest dude here, whose stone Sworn is fighting one on one at
the moment. Then all the Orcs do their stuff. Nineteen. Then the
Orc Eye of Grooms, who's also a big looking dude with some weird shit
going on. There's a single priest here, and it's the younger of the
priests that you saw injury. You remember there was an old priest who was
tending to the wounded and there was a younger one with him as well.
This is fuse Hair. This is his name. I just can't remember if
you actually knew his name. Then it's Drift, and then it's McKinnon and
some of the archers that are there. You don't see everybody. There are
a couple of a couple of people missing. You also see a couple of
dead people. There's a few nights you might recognize faces from when you saw
them all as a full platoon around. You can hear the sounds of a
battle coming from other areas of the mountain as well. It's not just here
you've you've landed at the area where Stone Sworn and his group here are fighting.
You can hear a battle going on up the mountain as well, and
maybe some some pockets are fighting happening all around you as this begins. So
the first yes, I'm sorry, cool does it? What do they see?
They just see people? Oh okay, sorry, they see one naked
person appear, and it's like Terminator style but fire. I feel like,
I feel like you literally just like you Comet crash land superhero iron Man's style,
but like looking like a human torch. As you just go, there's
just an area. I mean, there's like fire. There's like fiery things
launching across the area anyway, but it's like this purple fire. The flower
is now running freely down the side of the mountain. The area is extremely
hot, and then there's this kind of like wild classic orange fire as rint
and only wrin for now. You land and it's there's a there's like a
a definite sound as you kind of hit the ground, material lies and you
are just a flaming naked woman. There. There are two orcs in front
of you, and they're they're they might not be aware that you're there necessarily.
They are holding in their hands javelins. They like, they're like throwing
javelins across this, across this flava. And an archer who's perched herself on
top of one of these peaks. She sees everything that happens. One she
watches this thing come down and then suddenly there is a there is a a
rin standing up flame on and yeah, she's she's looking at you. But
in terms of turn order, it is your turn. There are two orks
in front of you. There is a huge running lava, and an archer
kind of like lowering her thing before she shakes her head and holds it back
up again. I would like to sneak attack one of these orcs with a
fireball, please, actually, can I hit both of them? I think
you how does sly won't work? Does it just do double damage or double
shop? So? I think you need levels and sorcerer sorcerer before it does
a split okay verb, No, it just does one hit for more damage.
So now like Eldritch flat right, so then no, you can investment.
Okay, then I will hit this one if I can. I don't
want to let me paint it top of bombs, the one on the top,
one on the top. Okay, yeah, give me that attack.
Wrong. Oh okay, I have a lot to juggle, so it might
not be smooth sailing. That's okay. Hopefully this works. Does that work?
It does, but you need to make a range spell attack, so
it'll be at the twenty plus. It's on your core page core page.
Okay, you're on the corporate right in the middle. Am I looking for
what invert eiler that should be? Let me take I'll love attacks. I
didn't say firebolt normal attacks where your swords are or whatever? Yeah, yeah,
there's no firebolt there. Why this it's so sex This is literally it
didn't show up in the compendium, so I had to manually add it,
so I probably fucked something up. I apologize. Firebolt is in there.
You just if there's a space. I swear I searched the space. Oh
there, I go. Okay, that's what happened to me when I was
first tune and okay, okay, here do I have advantage because he doesn't
see me. I'm gonna say no, because there is stuff flying around everywhere
already. Try so he's he's wary of above him, I guess, and
he's expecting this. So twenty two still hit eight fire damage on the awkward
pop. Yeah. He he's like got He's like aiming at a javelin at
the at the archer who watches this happen and then kind of steals herself as
he's about to throw it. You see the back of him just explode into
fire and you deal eight fire damage to me. He kind of stumbles forward.
Let's let me just work out this and then what save there? We
uh the I'm gonna make him do it save instead a strength save. Yeah,
he makes it. He stumbles forward and kind of steals himself before he
falls into this like rolling lava that's moving down the moving down the side of
the mountain. Again, there is a huge volcano exploding above you. It's
Pompey style. You're in it is that in the atturnment you no, k
uh, I'm gonna move as well. And what do we got? I
doesn't say my speed is that I shouldn't be okay, okay, so I'm
gonna back up here. Hold on, sorry, Swift there all the way
up there, I'm gonna dart back. It's just naked woman running. Yeah,
you just come in and launch a thing and then the way up there
behind the turn all right. Uh yeah. You don't see any of your
comrades around you, but you do see Captain stone Sworn over here. He
is fighting with this this water. So it is character level for the Cantrips.
Apparently it is. Yeah, does that mean to do more damage?
No? You did a two d ten? Oh good god, lucky did
she did she? Yeah? Two and a six? Oh yeah, all
right, it's signs. Let's see here. So you see stone Sworn.
I think this one will pop out because knights are annoying. They have all
sorts of shit fighting with this with this orc. I don't think he has
any awareness whatsoever that you guys are here, But he's fighting the leader of
this band of Orcs. What it looks like is a very large orc.
Stone Sworn's a relatively average sort of dude, but he's not small really.
He's he's pretty chunky, he's pretty strong. He wields a big great sword
and he brings this this great sword back to to swing again at this this
this war cheek who's standing in front of him with a ginormous great tax and
he is going to let me see hmmm, yeah, I think he's just
going to attack. So he gets two attacks on this guy and eleven and
a twenty one. One of those or will hit believe yes, So his
great sword, like these two are just clashing. Dumdum, this great sword
hitting the the great acts. You see the the big orc takes a nasty
slash to the tune of twelve, slashing damage, but he shrugs it off.
A lot of people here are injured already, Captain stone Sworn and the
others, many of them are a little injured already. You can see that
they have some wounds on them, the tattered mess. It's very likely that
they've been out here this entire time since you last saw them, tracking these
orcs. Arm Terron, the fighter who joined you in that fight with the
infeard, who was just a small fighting dude who wasn't a knight. He
also will fight with an orc, and I do not have his information.
Apparently. By the way, here I love where you spawned oh yeah,
yeah, because he knew I was going to go there. Think I got
pants on there? Yeah, which is he didn't. That's why it doesn't
really matter. You guys just kind of put yourself in places. There are
some tactical advantages to being in certain areas, and I was just like,
I'll see if they want to work that out or not. I don't know.
Like this one is one of the worst ones where nineteen is because there
are three you're behind enemy line. Me being where I was supposed to be
at is the best spot, I think because I'm the only person that has
things in armor and ship. That's true, you do actually have stuff.
Let me see why I don't have this fig ueahse. It's really cool that
I don't think it's more than it hasn't been. It has been realized just
by me. Think I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Goddamn it, I'm wrong.
Parens. Every morning he stabs forward with two hands, see her and
deals three damage to the or in front of him. We probably see McKinnon
and another Elven archer stood beside these two. These two archers in their kind
of scout uniforms, the Rose Guard Scout uniforms McKinnon is the young relatively let's
just let's just say she's the young, attractive young lady of the rose Guard
Army and was a scout in this platoon who Irra Deer hit on pretty heavily.
But then they split paths when she went to green Hill and you guys
went off to rose Guard towards the beginning of the campaign, Thank you hero.
Same thing, this fiable lands in front of Kin and the other arch
and they kind of jump backwards watching what's happening, and this flaming, naked
almost human appears almost right there in tiny halfling short shorts that probably reveal all
too much. What do you do your turn? I think that when I
land, I immediately say, oh that was sudden, Okay, all right,
ero, ero's long time? No see is it really you? She
brings the longbow in front of her and knocks and arrow and points it towards
you. Yes, it's me, persuasion check. Also, I'm also all
right, I'll I'll do that first, I think, yes, eighteen eighteen
more than enough. There's a there's a smile that spreads across her face,
so she she sees you, and she she looks down and says, what
are you doing here? I don't really know, but do you have other
things to worry about right now? And I'll see if I can help.
Yes, there are orcs everywhere, and be careful and like probably like a
flaming rock like launches across your head. Don't worry about me. Make sure
you stay alive. We have unfinished business. She like pulls an her arrow
out and nods at you and aims it at one of the nearby orcs.
And I will use my mental of majesty. She manages not to look at
you, at your my rippling muscles. Yeah, let's just call it.
Let's just call it your rippling muscle. Yes. So I cast the mantle
of majesty, and I gain the ability to cloak myself in fa magic that
makes others want to serve me. As a bonus action, I can cast
command without expanding a spell slot. And I think you see all these sparkles
and things all about me as I take on this extremely beautiful appearance, and
I will I will look towards these creatures. Do I see nineteen? No?
All right, you give me a perception check if you want to see
wrin It can be a free action. Okay, nine, Sane and Drift
are not there. What was it? Perception? Can I also do this?
Yeah? Yeah, you see Rin and she's kind of like she's running
away somewhat, and then she turns around and you see each other. I
think across this way really far away. She's naked as well. It's pretty
father, you guys are pretty. I look and just a giant smile beams
across my face. Same, very very relieved. IM mouth the words stay
alive. I'm out back you two, and I will I will use command
on I don't I see this is some sort of priest here that I think
is an enemy. I don't know. No, the priest you probably recognized
as one of the guys the Rose Guardians. The only enemies you have are
orcs. There's an orchive of grunch. If you look at the turn,
all the orcs. Everything else is a human or you know on the Rose
Guardian side. All right, I will recognize as a young priest is helping
out. Previously, you say, I will cast command on this orc here,
and I will command him. Sorry, let me just check the actual
commands. One word, uh, I commanded to grovel? Oh wisdom saving
throw, and that if it fails, the target falls prone and then ends
its turn. All right, let's see wisdom saving throw coming in from the
orc. Does he have to beat? Is probably gonna do it? Oh
yes, that's that is a success, and then I will use if I
noticed it doesn't do anything. I all that didn't work, and I will
then you you're just now stumping towards you. He's going to eat you.
Yeah, I'm rushing backward just that way. He didn't work. Oh no,
I think I have about five more feet to go here, and that's
it for my turn. All right, the war Chief, Um, let's
see who is within thirty feet? I mean all of these guys. I
am the war Chief issues a battle cry each creature of the chief choice that
is within thirty feet, So all those orcs that are within thirty feet of
him gain advantage on attack rolls until the start of the war Chief's next turn.
So yeah, this this war chief that looked kind of like you see
him parry one one hit from stone Sworn, and then he takes another hit.
He looks down and looks up at a well, I look down,
continues to look downwards towards stone Sworn, and then he raises his axe in
the air and in orcish says mats and all of these orcs around him look
fucking happy. He then apparently can make a bonus attack, but his great
acts. He's going to try and hit a stone Sworn on a twelve,
and it is definitely a miss, so he brings it back down, but
stone Sworn again brings his great sword up and they once again clash their great
weapons. The orcs is his turns, let's go with Let's see the one
that wants to chase Hero. Can he catch up to you? No,
but he is going to use his entire thing to run after you, Hero,
because he wants to eat you now because you made him wanted him to
grovel the orc eye of Groom. I've not really used that many orcs in
D and D, by the way, so this is fun for me because
it seems like a staple thing. This guy's bullshit. He's got all sorts
of bullshit that he can do, and that's why I'm going to put him
here. Let's see. Oh wait, he can move. As a bonus
action, the orc can move up to a speed up to its speed toward
a hostile creature. That can see which is you. So actually that previous
orc can move as a bonus action, which means he does get an attack
on you, Shiro, that's their whole thing. So this orc just sees
you after you tell him to grovel, and then you run away from him,
and he's runs after you, and he brings his great acts down to
awards you on an eighteen that is ah for slashing. Maybe you kind of
dodge it somewhat, but it still tears like a wound across the back of
your shoulders. As he looks and licks his lips. You see McKinnon like,
I mean an arrow and the other archer as well, but it's too
late. The Orchid of a Groom is more focused on his is the leader.
He's going to move over to here and he is going to do some
bullshit. He is going to cast command as well. Looking at Hero and
then looking back towards Captain stone Sworn, he says, grovel towards stone Swan,
who will make his own save with save fourteen. And that is luckily
enough. You hear stone Sworn. He his magic kind of affects him and
he stumbles for a second and he looks over towards this other or consists,
I'll never grovel, you, disgusting pace. We've been waiting for months for
this. And he swings his sword again and he's all fucked up. They're
all looking like kind of hurt. The Archers aren't McKinnon. That look like
they've been hiding in the bushes, but the Knights look like they've been in
this fight for a little while. Arm I guess that's all he can do
for this turn yes, and this other orc or rush towards Captain stone Sworn
as well, and he's going to make a couple of attacks or one attack
with advantage. That's an eighteen, which is exactly the amount he needs to
hear. This guy comes in and stone Sworn kind of parries the hit from
the war Chief but leaves himself open to take nine damage from this guy.
It's a nasty hit. He's looking pretty beat up. Arm the orc fighting
terrant is going to fight a hit hit terrant, and that is a fourteen,
which is not enough. Karan jumps out of the way of this great
act coming in. There is another fighting remember em Stride, the big kind
of bald looking guy who loved Drift that night he is there fighting with an
orc of his own. I think he missed his tone as well. So
I'm just gonna roll a quick attack back and forth one and an orc attack
back on your boy. Bam. There's a whole new way to do D
and D. Just do each fight as I see them. Another night over
there, there's too many. Another night will swing at the orc in front
of him, and the Ork will swing back. Sixteen is a hit.
He does ten slashing damage to that or this guy's coming in with a thirteen
is a miss. So this orc is fucking hurt, dude. He shoves
this sword through the Orc's stomach just and the Ork kind of stumbles forward,
growls him arm another orchid of grunch in there. He is going to cast
a spiritual weapon. What a piece of shit? Am I right? Boys?
He can't. He makes a spear suddenly appear behind m Stride in the
air. This sort of horrible, bloodied, nasty spear suddenly appears behind the
night m Stride, who's probably the most funked up looking guy here on and
he will attack with it. Uh but wow, one plone inspectral weapon.
There's a big last one minute. ANILK customer can make a melee spell attack
and as a phone attection, we can move up to twenty three and repeat
again. So he hits m Stride with this this spiritual weapon for eight and
on another three forces in there as well. Eighteen he's down at eighteen.
Help. I don't know why you can see the orcs barns but not the
people's bands. But whatever, they're looking mess stuff all right, do you
guys? Thinks he'll move quickly? Ah, then we have I think that's
it for those guys. Two that are now let's see. Let's see what
these guys see. Do they see Rins? The Orcs who are over here?
Rinn is up here hiding away. Do these two orcs see you?
Do they know what the hell is going on? Is this Orc intelligent enough
to work out that he's been hitting the back or not? Neither of them
see you? Ri're not where. They just think that the volcanoes are rumpting
around them. But it does mean that they throw javelins at the archer across
the river here. When a stone's one's men, so each of them launches
and is it going? Is it? Hello? Oh? Wow? At
twenty one and fourteen, I think the one of them hits. Yeah,
one hits this, this archer across the way here for seven piercing damage.
So forces steadily being whittled down. As another fiery explosion hits the ground behind
enemy lines up here, there are a bunch of orcs kind of all focused
in the other direction. Nineteen. As this ginormous, massive, metallic,
extremely heavy materialized form, engulfed in flame hits the ground, cracking the earth
underneath and standing up as the flames kind of dissipate around you, what would
you like to do on your turn? Nineteen? You have appeared, Let's
go. Oh also hero roma perception, Welcome back, buddy, because this
is a big deal. The stone sworn. Nothing has changed. Yeah,
so both of you see another thing hit the ground. It's flame. Perhaps
you're waiting for olds to appear, maybe drift, when suddenly this enormous form
is your wallforge, the broken black kind of dwarven style armor that he has
on him, that's been that he had fitted. He appears with all of
his stuff, He has a pack, he has his great sword on,
and the flame dissipate off of him. And this is for sure you're nineteen
Two questions? Do I see what was happening with the chasing ear and the
ars going towards stone sort as I was coming down. Do I know that
that happened? Yeah? Okay, Second question, who all was hurt?
I heard you say stone like you said, can't see it? You said
stone them. But I can see some of them. I can see terrans,
I can see archers, I can see the priests. I just can't
see stoneworks warms. Yeah, I'm not able to quickly turn. I am
you should be able to see them now and if I put it in and
put up front, uh and fry okay, yeah. And then the second
thing, where do I see my spell modifier at? Why am I blind?
And why you're using your using priestly spells or sorcery spells, spe sort
or uh, priestly spells. Then go over to your spells page on your
main thing and you'll spell modifier is on your spell motifier is just is just
wisdom. Sorry I'm being dominant. It's just wisdom. It'll be your wisdom
school. Yeah, you'll your spell attack is wisdom plus proficiency. But okay,
okay, So what I would say happens is when he hits the ground,
he hits the ground, and he's already has his shield and his sword,
his ruby sword out he's got he's kind of like holding on to him
and like he almost like is already standing there. It's like kind of like
the smoke dissipates and he's already like glowing like a golden white color. And
he just slowly starts walking a little bit for it. I need to check
a couple of distances real quick. Oh I can hit from the long day.
Oh daddy, oh caddy. Sorry, I'm realizing how far I can
go. So uh noe yep, Brad, check your damns. Yeah,
okay, I'm gonna move my to zoom chit. And I don't even run.
I just start walking. And as I walk, like the farther,
I walk like the brighter, I start glowing like a gold and like a
white And next thing you know, you see me just kind of like release
the shield and the sword like out like full wingspan, and I clapped the
sword and the shield together, and as I do it, I cast mass
healing word on Captain Stone Sworn mstride tearing and anybody else that's within sixty feet
that might need healing. Now I have a question. It says I can
do it up to six people. Let's still see me read it real quick.
It says I can do it six creatures you choose if I don't have
six creatures, like, was that then sixty feet? Yeah? Yes?
If I have six creatures and don't have six creatures, say I only have
three people I'm trying to heal, that being Mstride, Captain, Stone,
Sworn, and tarn. Can I use all six of those two of them
each on each of those people? Is that the thing that's allowed I've never
had to use before? So as you call out words of restoration up to
six prinches of your choice that you can see within range, regain hit points
equal to one D four plus or spilm modiflier, so I would say that
means you can only do it on one of each of the sixth Okay,
uh did the orchitect era right? The orchid? Yeah, it's it's about
to try and hit him again. Yeah, okay, Well then I'm gonna
use another one on Ira a deer. So there's the fourth one, And
is there anybody else in that section that looks like does that priest look like?
A priest looks like it needs a little healing there, all right,
So wound across his head. Yeah, there's the fifth one, and then
the archer behind McKinnon awsome needs a little healing, is that right? Ye?
All right, So we're gonna go with those six, all right,
rony the healing and I'll go around and get them all. Let's go ahead
and shoot ship. We're gonna go it for eight in total to each of
them. And as like that, smack goes the gold and like the white
starts to dim from me quite a bit. And as it dims from me,
I look up and I because Ero saw me, right, Everyone says
yeah, and you see them, okay, Ero saw me. I just
nod and I yelled. At the end, I'm like ducking out of the
way of this orc, like what nineteen night? I scream at the orc,
why don't you fight someone your own sighs? And I'm trying to sorry,
did you heal mscribe? I did? I heal everybody that pretty much
that was in that area that had any kind of huge like they were the
only people that weren't orcs that had damage. Healed all of them because I
looked for every single one of them. So they all would have gotten neat
uh that have been stone sworn, the archer behind and sworn tearing and terror.
Okay, Deemstra is the only one you haven't healed that, I don't
think. Yeah, no I did. He was really hurt. Okay the
and Hero Okay, yeah, so yeah, you you sort of shout at
this or give me an intimidation role. Okay. Fourteen the the orc like
turns around and sees you, and he looks back between Hero screaming at you,
and then back to you and says me, no, even metal Man
m kind of back to er. Don't worry because metal Man about to eat
you. Give me a persuasion check. Hit that baby, hit hi please?
Yeah. Actually, I'm an actor. When i'm I have I have
advantage. I believe advantage on charisma, deception and charisma performance earn in mind.
All right. Six Uh he like looks back. Oh no, no,
you know uh he shielding the sword together. He kind of turns around.
This guy's back to you as he looks at uh looks at nineteen.
Oh the all kinds of crimes I've already done, so I'll put him there.
Is that the end of your time at the moment that would be the
end of my turn. All right, this priest, it's a young young
priest. I'm gonna say young prieze. He's just not old because the other
guy was like ninety if you remember who was in charge of the healing,
and there was a slightly younger one. He's probably actually in his thirties.
Fuse hair. He shouts over to you Iro and says, are you hurt?
I'm fine, don't worry about me, okay, So in that case
he sails. He says, all right, well, then take this and
he's gonna launch a guiding volt because apparently Priests has guiding bolt and nineteen uh
nice. He launches it as the one which is fighting with Terran this guy
over here nineteen Yeah. It's like a fucking radiant lightning bulb and it hits
this orc who just ah m m hmm. Yeah. This Orc's hair all
stands up on end and just blood starts to run down the back of his
hair as he's kind of all messed up arm. Then something a little different
happens this time as our final combatant appears. There is no fire as your
boy appears, a whole new name from this one a whole new name for
this guy. The sky is above you darken, and the ground between Terror
and Emstride changes. It begins to melt inwards, and not from fire.
It shifts and bends downwards, and it's a weird trick of the eye.
You see Terrain and Emstriad and the Orcs even kind of look and shake their
their heads, and anybody else that sees this sees the ground kind of kind
of fall inwards and then begin to fill with blood. And then from the
center of this bloody, small covel, this form begins to appear, this
humanoid shape. And the shape doesn't look that much like Drift. The shape
is a little larger. Where Drift was a relatively short teenager, this looks
like a slightly larger human, more well kept. You are tall now.
This shape begins to shift and change, the blood crystallizing to a kind of
warm, reddish brick hue the color of Drift's skin, and you see a
larger, older Drift and Drift you probably look like you're in your late twenties
now, and you look good. You look you don't have a short stature
at all. Again, you're completely naked. You do look like you your
facebooks similar, but it's older, and the tone of your muscles, where
they might have been good before, are excellent. You look like peak physical
peopling condition. Your horns are a little larger, and this pool of blood
underneath you crystallizes once again as Drift, the First appears for in this in
this fight, Drift, as you begin, as you or as you appear
here, you, like the others, have the same kind of sense,
the same idea of what was going on as you appeared. Although you weren't
maybe hurtling towards the earth, you maybe felt that you sensed it. You
can see everything that's going on, and you could feel everything that was happening.
As you appear. You hear the You hear the voice once again of
the of the First, but this time it doesn't sound like it's coming from
far away, sounds like it's your own thoughts, from inside your own mind,
as he says, m don let us complete, how will clerk?
As far as anything else is concerned, You're still you. You have all
of the effects and also lucky for you, it's nighttime. Uh you appear,
it is your tone. What would you like to do? Drift enters
the battle I think you're just gonna see Drift like sort of like stand up
like fully, like he was like hunched over just a little bit, and
stand up fully, and he's just gonna have like a little moment where he
just smiles and he's just gonna like look down at himself. Puberty's never felt
so good. And I'm just gonna start rushing sort of like rushing towards this
orc by h who is my homie Mstride, right is the one who loved
me. Yeah, yeah, I see em, and I'm just gonna literally
rush towards and I'm gonna roll pretty much right over Mstride, you know,
move right by side. Yeah. And I'm naked, right but naked?
Uh yeah, you're completely naked. Yam perfect perfect. So I'm gonna h
does my shadow sword work when I'm trying to activate it? Bring it out?
Yes? It does? Okay, So as you see me running,
you see like my hand go up and my shadow sword form, and as
I jump to stab it in the orc instead, you see me grab the
back of the orc's head and go in for a bite. I'm gonna vampire
bite the orc. That's right, Drift, you also have very long caneine
teeth. M Stride watches you run into the battle. Uh, he has
no idea who you are or what's going on. But you jump on the
orc and he seems to be okay with it because he just would what the
fuck? And then you jump on an orc and I got this in the
back of his head down and just grab into the side of the orcs.
Yeah, give me a by attack, Quaker. Oh my god. It
was terrible and natural one that's possibly the best intro of any D and D
campaign ever or has got literal irons run running in your and you've never had
legs this long. Roll me at twenty still, I'm still drifting. Roll
me at the twenty anime moment where it's like a super ethic anime in the
world crane and there's like eyes looking around like this is this is fucking awful.
It's this is fucking awful. You are You run at him, and
you you like you like run towards this org and you jump in. He
just grabs you around the throat and catches you and slams you into the ground,
which wins you and you are out stunned for one round as you miss
slammed you into the ground, and that is where we're gonna go to our
break with the general perception to see them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I already rolled and I rolled a nine. I doubt I see
you. You don't see him, No, you see someone else over there
kind of in this fight, but it's kind of hard to make out over
everything that's happening. You see it, roll it for each person or just
all of them. If you roll over a ten, you see whatever you
want to see. Let's go, I see them all wine for Drift twenty
one. Yeah, you see everything going on, and then suddenly you're slammed
into the ground. And as I'm getting stunned, as I was getting picked
up from the Orc, I had that moment, yeah, look around and
notice it there and then I get slammed. Cool fucking yeah, stride like,
watch does all this happen? And then just bam, he brings his
great sort out and swings at the Orc, who kind of like looks at
you and then turns back and the fight continues. We're gonna jump to a
quick break here. When we return, we'll see if you can see if
you can win the days, if you can see if you can get out
off the ground. Thanks for watching. Everyone, SWAT's back together, and
yeah, you're also on a bit of a time limit as the mountain above
you erupts into sort of purple fire and flame and volcano. Well, there's
a big ritual happening somewhere deep within that mountain that you don't want them to
complete. I don't think we'll find out after their break what these guys do,
and we'll see everybody who's watching in a couple of minutes. Go go
do whatever it is you do want to break. Okay, all right,
hello everyone, and welcome back to the second half of the combat. Yard
and drift. There's been stunned slam. He is not quite used to his
slightly larger frame here, and the archers finally get to fire their bow.
Let's start with with McKinnon and it's one, two, three four. So
McKinnon fires a shock at the orc in front of where she is point blank
range, launches over his head. The archer behind her does hit though,
and wow, that goes in his fucking ear. Fuck the archer behind just
and this this orc, which is kind of like shouting at nineteen, may
kill you before you eat me. Little man, you're probably bigger than him.
And then an arrow just goes into his ear. His left entire left
hand side of his body isn't working, but he's kind of like stumbling towards
you, stubbornly clinging onto life barely. There's an archer who fires an arrow
at the orc which is next to Terran a little a little over here.
This archer, by the priest, he seems to be completely responsible for protecting
the police. The priest the police throw, launches an arrow at that Orc.
Unfortunately it barely misses him, glancing past and hitting the rocks beyond.
Then there is a final archer which fires an arrow at one of the orcs
over the river of lava here where you are, rint And yeah, she
fires it, and this or kind of like brings up a sort of weird
brace or a shield that he's got in his arm, and it pings off
the side of it. Is at this point I'd like everybody to make me
desterically saving throws. If you are stunned, you don't get to make one.
Fourteen madly bail great, Yeah, that's everyone. Yeah, sorry,
I was reading some bullshit. It's bloody region right reading ain't got no one,
no where, no wow. That's a natural one from nineteen, so
seventeen and a fourteen. The fourteen is a fail unfortunately, the seventeen is
a make as you take uh the failures irradar nineteen and drip this. This
volcanic activity around you is rumbling wildly. There's bits of debris flying across you.
Every now and then there'll just be a flaming piece of rock that lands
nearby. Unfortunately, these rocks are point hit you, or at some point
over the last few seconds era of flaming piece of flava just hits you.
I memmun the fiery damage though, Brad, Yes you are the few of
you are hit by these these flaming things and they spread across your body and
you see these these horrible flava things as it McKinnon screams, she sees it.
And then you just stand there and brush it off. What drift on
the ground you're hit by a flava? Is it just kind of those huge
amount of m stride jumps out of the way, the kind of shields've been
doing crunches, and you just remain this flame kind of still. Yeah,
the flame is sweet burning on you. The the the flame doesn't go out,
This purple fire doesn't go out easy. And you guys just standing there
kind of pushed the flava off of you, which removes the flame. Nineteen
just engulfed in this fire. And this is the first time you've been hit
by fire. I guess the fireball in the vacuum was there, but you
know, you expect this extreme pain. This is one of the only things
that has ever caused you true pain, and it was awful before. And
you're engulfed by it. It drips off of you and hits the ground and
you feel nothing on your on your metals. There is a voice from inside
you drift that says, never again will they burn me with flame? But
I will say this, avoid water at all costs, keep my vessel safe.
And yeah, there are a couple of other people that you see kind
of hit by this fire, a couple of the orcs just it is like
a dude in the distance, just an off camera guy who will Helm screams,
this is engulfed by flame. One of the Rose Goard kind of platoon
members and you guys completely immune to this volcanic activity. Bringing us to Rinn.
He's over here, somewhere hidden away. Me me, me, me,
I'm ready, what do you do? I believe I can still attack
this work from all the way where I am with my flame attack. So
I'm going to do that now. Eleven eleven, the fire voltan launches outwards
and hits the fire of the flava beyond him. All right, fuck it,
I'm also going to take my movement, and I'm gonna still doesn't know
you're there. M yeah, yeah, I'm gonna run over here and I'm
going to attack him. I'm gonna use my bonus action too. Oh wait,
I don't think I can. Actually, no, I can't, So
I will stay there. That ye bringing us to stone Sworn. In the
Night's Turn a stone Sworn. Stone Sworn sees the war Chief lift his his
sword up into the air and he you know what, I don't think he
is going to do that. He's in fact going to stab at each of
these hawks. I don't think he wants to be wasting his time. Wow
are you? Oh? So that first one is a natural twenty from Stone
Sworn, and that was on the one on the right, the smaller or
not the war Chief, And the second one is a miss. His first
attack feels killing blow. You just see him just swings wildly, pushes the
or war chief back and then opens up the ability to just slice across the
front of this Orcs throw and it just opens a huge gap. The Yorc's
head kind of bends backwards unnaturally from this great sword's terrifying wound across his across
his mouth, and he just hum. There's a rush of blood that fires
outwards towards Stone. Sworm runs down the great sword, splashes up his arm
and shoulder. He swings again and the York war Chief and carries it back.
M Stride is also going to attack the Orc next to him, and
nineteen that's a hit as well. Nineteen m Stride night. It's ten damage
to the one that the choke slam jew drifts. He just probably like this,
sees the opportunity that you gave him, brings his own grat so forward,
twists it somewhat and brings it just straight into the the abdomen of this
Orc in front of him, wrenches its sideways. The York still standing,
but it's he'll die tomorrow if he doesn't die in a minute. Oh,
he's gonna die. There's another night which is fighting a little a little to
your right hand side on the ground, and he's fighting this orc. He
is going to swing another natural twenty what the heck? Another kill stripe,
this one like this night who's he isn't nameless, but I can't remember which
one he is. He kicks this orc and then just as the orc is
falling back because he just drives this thing straight through his chest and harp killing
that orc. Didn't you kill the one north of Captain swordons stone? Sword
didn't heat killing blood? Yeah? Oh it didn't show him dead on that
Oh there we got the sweets, is it? Um? Yeah? So
they just go wild. They're killing people, Terron and I'll need us.
Yeah, they're doing all right. Um. He is going to swing at
the other guy here with his spear twenty one is a hit. He stabs
that orc in front of him, that's already got like an arrow in his
back. But this orc won't go down. He's pretty hurt, but it's
not hurt enough. Mm. That is the end of their turn's heero,
it is your turn. Everybody around you is like stabbing orcs killing orcs.
An arrow hits the orc in the side of the head. Here but he's
kind of still standing. What would you like to do on your turn?
Yes, I'm going to uh use my mental of majesty to cast command on
this orc again. And I say, excuse me, let me say that
a little bit louder grauble. Come on, let me give you a wissay.
I'm seeing he has an arrow in his brain and he can't understand anything
that wasn't awkward. Oh hell, And then I'm going to, uh,
I'm going to that's a bonus action. I'm gonna use. I'm going to
uh vicious mockery him, and I'm going to talk like him with my actor
feet. I can do that. I say, you have a arrow in
brain? You already died and U another website. Yes, he says and
dies that his brain melts with an arrow from the psychic candage. He's like,
he's like turning around, but just like and he's probably dead, like
a few seconds before he stopped speaking. He's just that stubborn. He just
man, and he just crumpled. Look shrug my shoulders. Yeah, like
all of his stuff falls out and displays out as it's just enormous orcish form
crumples in front of you and yeah, you successfully kill this one. What
else would you like to do? I will rush over to nineteen and I
will hug the living shit out of him. If he does not hug back,
he does not look at hero. He has his eyes on the prize
after why are you here? Oh my god? He doesn't answer, bringing
us to the Orc of War Chief, who is fighting the Stone Sworn here.
He's gonna try and he's gonna try and mess him up. Okay,
I I clip her one thing. Seventeen and a nine incredible both missed these
two? Why didn't continuing to do their to do their thing? The orcs
which are still alive, have their turn. This time. We're going to
start with the ones who are over here by a wrin. They don't know
that you're there, so they just launched their javelins again at this, at
this woman with her own. That's two hits all dear, is she dead?
That's a lot of damage. Sixteen damaged. She's an elf. She
kind of like Fleet of Foot, kind of avoids somewhat, but you see
her kind of like the javelins hit her, but they don't puncture through her
armor. They kind of like hit it and she goes like being shot with
bullet kevlar on the two of them here, and then she stumbles. I'm
gonna make her do her debt save to not fall off of this thing that
she's a little pretty good des Yeah, I'll give her an acrobats check.
Fourteen is enough as she stabilizes herself. But she does take a decent amount
of damage, and she looks kind at her. The archers ain't all that
week, normally their week, but these guys are, they've long time.
And yeah, she takes a bit of damage. She's looking a little beat
up for some reason. She was a full health so whatever. Ah.
The next Orc, who else is alive? This one fighting with m Stride
next to you, Drift, there's just like you're on the ground, winded
as there's just this battle happening above you of these horrible weapons. And then
this guy is going to try and swing at m Stride. Mstride with this
bald head and kind of gruff. He's a giant dude as it is even
probably looks like something from Gears of War. And then he takes a great
act chest that's fine slashing as the orc kind of bomb hits his plate armor.
They're wearing. Yeah, it's so more than that big grape persons.
He says the let's go with the orc eye of grunch. Now he had
created the spear spiritual weapon behind them drive, so I think he can just
attack again. Yeah, he just used the spell again and Ugarte seventeen is
a miss. As the as these the spiritual weapon probably dings the back of
his armor and he stumbles forward on he's so strong. Yeah, they're luckily
they're wearing like big armor. Is that it? Is there another one in?
Oh? Yeah, there's the one that nineteen is facing down the final
one. Another or kind of groom here kind of sees you heading towards him
nineteen and says, you know, kill me me, send you back wherever
you come from. Meta one very broken orchish towards you. He also is
going to cast a spiritual weapon and that's going to appear next to you on
A fifteen? Is that a hit or miss? Miss? Right? Absolutely?
You gotta work fifteen. That's miss for sure. Yeah. This this
spear who appears next to you and you as it kind of jabs from nowhere,
and then the dude in front of you just runs at you. I
think he can just run at you, take an action to use the spiritual
weapon or not. You know what. Yeah, it just runs you know,
it's a it's a bonus action. Yeah. He runs at you with
his own spear and he charges forward arm and he's going to try and stab
you on a nineteen have my shield at right now, so that is also
a miss. Cool. Yeah, he just hits the hits the shield and
the spear goes up behind the shield there and that brings us to your turn
nineteen. Is this giant? He's a pretty big fucking orc in front of
you. He's got all these weird adornments over him, like he's some sort
of orchestra priest, growls at you. You're probably equal high and roughly equal
size. So the first thing he does is he I would like to take
a moment, Brad to ask you if you're welcome me to do this,
even though it's just for cannon. When he throws the spiritual weapon at me
and it misses, and then when he charges in at me with his spear
was it a spear? He's got a spear in his hands and there's also
one floating next to you. Yeah, I would like to say that when
he tried to get me with the spear, I dropped the shield and grabbed
his spear from stopping it from hitting me. And then I looked at him
and I went, who can play that game? And with my other hand,
I start like doing like kind of whirling my hand a little bit.
And as a bonus action, I'm going to cast spiritual weapon and I'm going
to cast it as an absolutely enormous buster sword that pops up next to him.
And then as I'm looking at his attention, I go and I kind
of nod to his left and it's just there, and I just wanted to
see just to come down on him. Is it like the sword that you
saw in the shop that you wanted? It is? Now I will give
you power over this should that has just appeared on the on the thing.
And that was a twenty for the spiritual weapon. Whoa twenty is a hit?
And that is now I'm clicking spiritual weapon and it's asking me to cast
it again. You should click on the word spiritual weapon in the in the
the dice roller column. In the column okay eleven daily ship. Uh yeah,
this this this do kind of wrenches his spear away from you. He
looks to his right. The sword kind of cuts him. What this giant
buster sword opens the wound? What that damage? This is what damage?
Eleven age? Oh wait no, yeah, that was an attack role.
Hold on, yeah, it's just another attack role. The spiritual weapon in
the column. For some reason, it's not working because that's what I did,
and if I click on spiritual Weapon itself, it just it just asked
me to cast and there is there. It is there. We go eleven
four stamage to eleven anyway, eleven anyways, Yeah, pumps the wound in
this in this orc. He kind of shrugs it off. He's got a
few scars and he growls at you again for he uh. He then as
he jerks his thing away, he as he jerks it, he kind of
like in motion, comes down and picks a shield back up, tosses in
the air, catches it, puts the sword, puts the shield back in
his sides, and he goes and he grabs his fucking great sword out and
it almost makes like a fucking like breaks the sound barrier noise for a second,
and then he is going to go ahead and hit him with a whirlwind.
Mm hmm. Okay, do that. It's gonna be twenty damage or
twenty and then if it hits twenty hits, Yeah, we're gonna go ahead
and go for eight more slashing damage. And I think that doesn't whirlwind do
two sets of damage? It was? There's that? Actually, let me
read it real quick. Absolutely, you can make two attacks against one target
spinning your weapon. So I get do I get one more attack roll or
just one more damage? I assume another attack. You're spinning around. This
is an anime move where you're jumping around in the air spinning about. It
was a bad idea, wasn't it so first time? Yeah, you just
jump into the spinning around like a whirlwind and you hit one. You see
it slice open another kind of wound in this in this and then you need
to roll me another d plane Yeah ten? Ten, Uh, roll it
again. It's insanely impossible. Ten, roll again, it's impossible. Seven.
Seven. As you land, your opponent gets a free grapple check on
you give me an athletics or a DEX or an chrobatics check as this.
This guy's gonna try and grab you twenty four. Yeah, you like land
and he like tries to grab you, and you just like you're already spinning
away from him as he break his uh break his hold on you? And
is that end of your turn? At that point in time, I just
kind of I'm kind of holding my sword for a second, and as I'm
holding out, I look at him and go, good fight, good Oak.
And that's all he says, and he passes his turn. Me no,
good Oak, me EETs you mental man. Let's see is the priest
turn. I don't think he sees any people who are too injured, so
I guess he will. Let's see. You know what, fuck it?
He didn't give a shit shit. Did you do the eight damage to the
orc that was in front of me? I believe I did not. Okay,
but now are the uh yeah, this priest sees the sees the Orc
who's fighting with Karen over here, who he knows is the weak link of
the group, so he is going to attempt to shoot him. Were well
hit him with a sacred flame? Flame flame flame? He yeah, he
just shouts at this towards this or sacred flo and the orc means the neck
save of twelve. The priest's save is thirteen. That's a fail. Killing
that orc because he had no help. The the orc is just frazzled and
burnt with radiant flame. It just opens off a column and when the column
closes there is a child or left behind as a free messes this boy up,
bringing us to drift. Who is what do you do on the ground?
Drift? So I can't do anything that's certain correct, that is correct,
all right? So all you see is drift just laying there just just
like of course it had to happen to me. Nothing's changed. And you
see me just start to sit up like or just start to like slowly get
out of the stun. And all you hear me say is looks like I'm
gonna have to do this the old fashioned way. As I'm getting up,
and the answers were all firing arrows all over the place. Mm hmmm,
yeah, I'm on the other four and two three four that like seventy five
that it was four hit, yeah, three hits. So McKinnon and the
archer behind her fired out their longbows at the one that you're fighting with nineteen
one to six sixteen piercing damage. Two arrows launching as this guy is like
fighting with you, and you just see him hit like one. Two arrows
hit this big orc who run you know, fight for and he he continues
to fight this the guy, the archer down by the priest fires into the
fray and misses. And then the archer, which stumbled over on the thing
by rin hits one of these guys over there for seven piercing damage. She
hits the top ork, bringing us to the top and around again round.
Oh she killed him, yeah she did. Yes, this all just gets
an arrow in the eye. Okay, as this archer kind of re establishes
her balance and runs up to the edge of the flava a little more and
just okay, after the shock of seeing nineteen actually reappear. What weapons do
I see on the two knights and the orc, the orc that's dead closest
to me. Yes, there are weapons and armor everywhere. There is lots
of weapons, lots of armor, lots of gear. In general, the
Knights have on them heavy armor and they have plates armor. They are set
of plate armor. And not all of the knights are human. There are
some that are males, some that are females, some that are half lings
the thief link. But in general there is a bunch of sets of plate
armor. Around. For the most part, they have great swords. You
can see heavy crossbows on them as well. The orcs also have an assortment
of weapons. Most of them don't look quite as nice, but for the
most part they seem to be stolen from people that they've killed. They have
all sorts of adornments and things on them. You see javelins, you see
spears, romy and d twenty Okay on these is in the chat. Please
please please please, please, please please please eat. There is no long
bows on these orcs. You see just javelins, spears, and yeah,
whatever armor they have on them, which I believe is hired armor as well,
nasty looking, way too big for you to be honest. Okay,
I am going to run now that this other guy has dropped down. I'm
going to run and charge behind this orc and I'm going to attack him with
this behind him. Well, boy, prepare out of nowhere for this guy
as well. By the way, twenty five there you are. Twenty five
is a hit. Wonderful, So that's four, and then because on fifth
level, I will attack again. Okay, twenty that is a hit.
Another seven. Okay, Now I'm going to spend a key point to kill
the Yeah, yeah, hold on, I just have to read this again.
Uh flurry of flows is as a bonus action another two unarmed strikes?
Okay sixteen? Is it hit five? How would you to kill the orc?
Yeah? Oh man, okay, So as soon as I see that
other orc drop down, I run, like I'm still naked, I run
out from behind the thing, and I just leap onto the back of this
orc and I just I punch him right through the face like I'm punching him
repeatedly, and then essentially my kiss just goes through his here and like yeah
me, yeah, I can mess his face up. There's just a pulp
left. It's just quick as well. And then you just you land and
then he falls like behind you. You know, does he have a bow
at twenty You're gonna hate me by them, you're gonna get a twenty two.
He does not. That's one of the numbers probably would have been using
it. The the Elven archer woman across the the the thing. She just
shouts down to you, who are you? I'm ritt, I'm here to
help, I think. Okay. She just turns around and pulls a long
another arrow out and knocks it towards the other side of the combat going on
on the other side of the flava. You can still move if you have
movement left or I do have a little bit of movement left. Is this
purple flava here? Is it like flame? Though? I mean it looks
like it's just when I approach it, it doesn't burn me. I don't
know. What do you do? Do you touch it? Well? I
want to, yes, I want to get close to it. I don't
want to touch it, but like I feel like flava, if you get
close to it, you feel the heat. You can feel the heat.
Yeah, but it doesn't bother me. Stills hot? It burning you yet
if you're not touching it. It's pretty pretty hot though. Okay, hang
on, I have to do some math, play some benn Hill. Yeah
how far away? Was this too far? Yep? That's it. I
will just get right right ready here, all right? As you dip at
like you dip in a toe in a hot barn Stone Sworn, sure,
do you love me a hot bass? I tell you would make tail you
were what? Stone Sworn's gonna swing a couple of swords towards the the Orcish
chief himself, and that is seventeen and eighteen, which is two hits.
This is a nice hits. Damn wow, big big slams. He just
omni slash cross slash, bravers the FuG and ork over it, and he
deals a bunch of damage to it, twenty slashing damage in total. The
m Stride is going to do the same thing. He's going to try and
hit the Orc that is above you, Drift, and you as you're standing
up, you see him just swing this sword at the orc in front of
you, and the Ork takes a great sword to the mouth. There's a
joke in this somewhere, but I'm too busy, don't make it. The
Mstride just dams this great sword into the bottom of this orcs chin and just
destroys him. The blood of the orc kind of like splats across your body,
and m Stride looks down at you and says, who the fuck are
you? Still got the sword pointing towards you. It's me, Drift.
Uh, I don't think so, lad, You ain't a curse breaker,
Oh but I am. And I just give him like a smile, hoping
he'll remember my face some way, Like just I smile at him, all
right, give me. Can I persuade him to believe me? No,
I don't think so. If you're just smiling at him, He's just going
to try and beg able to see your face. He says, he doesn't
seem to recognize you. He kind of grips the sword and says, oh,
are you doing it? Then here to help you in any which way,
and he like he like turns around as this this spear, this spiritual
spear kind of jabs at him and he turns away from you. Oh this
this this night over here comes running in towards the or kind of grunch guy.
He's going to swing at that gun. Twenty three is a hit.
I'm going to hit that dad for twelve smashing damage. Big damns, big
damn. Terry Terryn, that's his name, Tyrian Terry Kirian Turian is going
to again run up and he's going to join the fight. As he runs
up towards Stone Swan, Stone Swan's like immediately sees him running up, No
good, back, leave it. And then Terren's like, ah, running
in with his little spear because he's he is krilling. He's the krilling of
this group. But on the twenty two he's Krilling doing the thing that Krilling
does sometimes where he actually does he actually sometimes manages to deal damage and just
just does like a little cut across the the ork war chief. Sometimes we
prove a god can bleed or whatever type of situation. The that's it's the
end of all the land turns, I believe. Bringing us to ero a
deer there, cool you out and I just behind nineteen. I say,
welcome back, friend, Let's see if I can help. And and I
say, is that is that drift? And then I look over to drift?
Is drift still on the ground. I'm stunned. I can't see I
can't see you yet. I'm going to move here. And I look at
this orcy of Grumge again and I sort of pull up my short shorts and
I say, I didn't want to have to make you make a safe for
it. But I say, Grave, actually, I'm sorry. Take that
back hall and his wide is I seven. So on a halt. The
target doesn't move and takes no actions. Okay, yeah, oh me correct,
No, he just takes no actions. So he just like stands,
what about bonus actions? There's no actions? That's me. Yeah, So
I'm going to then with my main action, I will look at him and
extend some extend two fingers and I say, I've never done this before.
I'm going to try it. Firebolt, all right, give me that sack
wrong God, the six fire damage fire act. Yeah, he's just standing
there, his eyes kind of shifting around in his head, and this fire
bolt comes in and hits him across the side of the face. He doesn't
react, you can't but he h Yeah, he's stopped and it burns him.
He's still standing, He's not dead. And I say, nineteen,
finish him off. You could do it. And that's it for my turn.
All right. The York of War Chief is gonna make one swing at
stone Sworm and one swing at Roen twenty three and an eleven. He hits
stone Sworm. Captain stone Swan takes ten slashing damage. He continues to go
back and forth, another bit of damage dealt. The York starts to the
War Chief starts to shout, but he shouts over his shoulder, up the
up, towards where the the Orchid of grumpches and in Orcish he says,
marf and that is the end of his Karen bringing us to the other or
I grumps who is engaged with this other night down here. He is first
of all going to make his attack towards Mstride with the spiritual weapon, and
then he is going to make a one handed attack with the other one two
misses towards the Knights. You see him bring out his own spear and swipe
it towards the Knight, which is stood next to him, and then Mstride
kind of avoids as he's speaking with drift this jab from the spiritual weapon which
spins in the sky behind him. Nineteen Make me a perception check, Hero,
make me a perception check. Give about me? Nope, damn it
natural one wow, nineteen twenty two. You you hears after the the the
or the war chiefs ounce up towards this towards your direction, basically his his
words. You you hear like a war horn go off, but it's in
a distance, and it's further up the mountain, towards the north of where
this map is. You hear like a warhorn in the distance, and I
don't think I have a sound for it. Wrong, go off in the
in the distance above where you are. Other than that, it is your
term. What would you like today. The first thing since associally, like
in Comered, he like sees Ero do his thing and gets him to stop,
and as he does that, he just kind of like touches his head,
and as he does, the huge great sword is going to come down
on the back of the orc. That is right there. Also, let
me go ahead and spiritual weapon roll attack for a fifteen fifteen is a miss.
You say, he doesn't have advantage, He just halts. It doesn't
put a condition on him, right, Oh wait, no, he it
does hit him. Yeah, nice, So that is going to go down
on him for a total of eleven four damage. Do you want to kill
would you like to kill him? I would literally like to say that this
spiritual weapon like it's almost like everything stops for a second. That hits the
top of his head, and it's almost like the Orc's like looking like he's
like gonna hit me or something like that, but he's all stuck, and
al sudden he just goes and it just cuts all the way from the middle
of him, cuts him straight in half. And then the spiritual we comes
back up and like kind of sticks itself in the ground for a second.
And then I look over at EO, and I nod again, and I
then am going to with nineteen. I am going to run my full movement
and I am going to be charging at the orc right there. And as
I run by, I you didn't hear the horn? And I yell pretty
much as loud as I can that there was like a fucking horn that went
off for everybody hopefully be able to hear me. I think I think everyone
does. It's it's pretty loud here, but it's not that it's a perfect
opportunity. Is our bullshit that happened to us down in the below still applicable
because I had hearing perception? Fuckery? Uh yeah? Is that gone?
Yeah? Okay, all right, but you don't need to make a poept
for check. I think you can clearly hear him if you want to.
Did I Did I hear him? To? Everyone heard it? I think
I pretty much yelled there was a horn. There's like what would it be
called? Like a boy? Like what the hell would it be called?
Like? Not a retreat? But what's the opposite of war? Is that?
Like real? I pretty much yelled horn reinforcements because I would assume that
reinforcements are coming. You know what I mean. Yeah, I'm gonna moved
more from my turn for sure. Just a lot of people were talking,
really, Harry, No, you're okay. I'm really excited. I can't
touch gonna. I'm gonna run over to the other orc that is fighting Stone
Sworn, and I'm going to charge it with my great sword and I when
I get there, I'm going to be attempting to slice it. Now,
I have a question because I'm not in that fight, and that's okay.
I assume it's a no. Well, I have advantage since he's got two
people in front of him he's dealing with and I'm running up behind him.
No, okay, just asking. Yeah, so whatever thing, I run
up and I'm going for a straight up huge ass great sort attack. Now
here's the thing is, we never added the great sword in, so all
I have is Whirlwind. So I don't have a regular great sword's attacks right
now? So what do I need to roll? I can put it in
later. I want to ask you about that before the stream started, but
I think you can just search it. It was was it a regular great
sword or was it a great sword plus one? Because I had the whirlwind
thing, I can't remember when you told me about it. I can't remember
that. I think it's a normal great sword. But you have the w
wind moved. That's what it was, I think too. Okay, just
go to the the put the top right. Tigers a companions already. Oh,
he's already putting in there for me. Okay. So he runs at
it and he's just going for a straight just overhead, straight down on top
of them, and it is a fourteen fourteen is a miss. Yeah.
The war chief sees you come in and you see stone Sworn kind of like
wipe out one of them. The two of them start going back and forth.
And then as you come running in, this huge this war chief is
probably a little bigger than you. He's a big dude, and he turns
to you and brings his axe up and you just hit the You see him
kind of stumble backwards under the force of the hit, but growls at you
and parry's your Parry's are attack there. Last thing I'm gonna do is move
my spirited weapon to twenty five feet that it has And that's what my children,
white youth pair the priest, how far can he get? Not that
far? He's gonna move over here, and he is going to mm hmmm
m past sacred flame again. I think he's he's a he's conservative with his
spells. He launches a sacred flame at the archive grunch which is down here.
So you just see this dude running in the background and down at the
the dude, why isn't he going through? There's no way to Nasie M
Wilkin right in front of me when you do. Hey, listen, we
made a roll back in breakfif worlds that when you've cast sacred flame, that's
how it's done, all right? Oh why did I close that? Why
is m may alight? That's sad? A nineteen Yeah, this sacred plane
comes down just New York come ference jumps out of the way while spinning his
spear at the whatever his name is, the night over there bringing us the
drift, who finally, I assume, stands up. Yeah. I think
this is the first time I realize, like I take a moment to because
I did such a stupid thing, like trying to use my new legs and
like my new everything and bite and whatever. I hear nineteen and you just
see I yell out, I yell out, and I just go nineteen is
that you. He doesn't respond, and then I see Eero when I look
at nineteen, and I go, I go Eero. And then when I'm
turning back around to find my next target, I see writ Do you do?
I can? I? I don't know because there's a huge thing in
between us. The reason why I didn't can I see her? Yeah,
okay, you see an adult. You see an adult, so can wet
Are you okay with making eye contact right now? Yes? And you just
are gonna You're just gonna see me smile, and I'm just gonna, like
very cool, just like sort of like raise my hand. Uh my fist
is covered in blood, but I raise it up. And then I look
away from her, and you just I'm just gonna go you and the ogre
to my south. I'm gonna explain, curse him. I'm gonna choose him
as the one who's gonna die next. And I run at him. No
bite this time, Like I said, old fashioned way, shadows sort out,
slice him through him with the knight. He drifty and nineteen is a
hit seven damage? Do you hit him with peace, Pipa, not your
shadows? Oh sorry, sorry sorry, I think the same. But roll
roll this shadow sword for damage. Okay, even better, twenty four?
Who's a twenty one? Before I get eleven damage? Eleven damage? And
what's the extra stuff he does? Uh? For what? Oh? Because
I hit that? Well the hex play doesn't that do extra damage or X
blades? Curse isn't in a one four It's been Watson's have done it.
You hit a bonus damage roll against the curse target. The bonus equals your
proficiency. I'm pretty sure it's a one dy four's three. No, it's
just funny. See your proficiency is plus three precience. Yeah, yeah,
that's three. Cool. So that's fourteen damage. And then any tackle you
make against the curse target is a critical hit on a roll of nineteen or
twenty on a D twenty. Did I do that? Yeah? Yeah it
was a twenty one? Oh no, is it a natural nineteen? Yeah,
it's a natural nineteen, not a You rolled a thirteen? Gotcha?
Okay? Cool? So yes, so fourteen damage, fourteen damage? Yeah,
yep, okay, yeah, you come in this thing just like turns
around and sees this naked tea fling coming at you, and then just you
just bring this thing down. You slice and a wound down one arm as
he's trying to bring his shield up towards you, and he turns around.
You died? Cool? Yes, all right, McKinnon and the archers are
all going to fire. They can't see this one, so three will fire
at this guy and one will fire at the other guy. U let's go,
archers, One, two, three towards the one you're attacking. Two
hits and then the last one towards the chief and miss. So two hits
on the guy that you're fighting with. That it's twenty damage in total.
Esusts m Stride is fighting with this spiritual weapon. When it differ to its
drift, you slice the arm of this this orc and it completely distracts him
and you just see two arrows, one straight into his heart, the second
one into his neck as he stumbles backwards dead. This guy is dead.
The archers are fucking opn't dam rine. I have a question, Yes,
this flame on bullshit? Do we just innately know that we can do this
when we land? Yes? Oh God, okay, I seed drift alive
and I immediately flame on okay, which I believe the way you described it
last week is I just innately know if I flame on. Flame can't hurt
me? Or is it just in general? I don't think flame can hurt
me. In general, flame can't hurt you. You don't need to be
flame on, but you can flame on. The heart of fire thing is
the thing that allows you to. Okay, I flame on, and I'm
going to I'm going to run through this. I'm going to run. Yeah,
sure, yeah, you're just human torch. And then it's just in
the corner here. The first thing that ignites is your eyes, and then
the rest of your body follows. Your hair turns to flame and as to
move upwards behind you as you start running. Wonderful. Okay, mmm,
oh man, do I see? Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna run
across here, running into the purple flame. Yep, you touch it with
your legs, yep. All right, yeah, it's fine, nothing happens,
you just run, Okay, Okay. I would like to eyeball and
see if any of these dead people have a bowet all right, give me
the twenty Come on, get it right here, I love it. Give
me a perception check. Oh please, hope please, oh God buses a
hood jack. You don't see the like hang on, I'll show you what
it is. Just steal it from an archer. Here's what it is.
I'm about ready to do this night over here. Right, there's a dead
archer underneath him, and there is a there is an a longbow there.
Okay, hold on, let me measure. But you don't see it.
The rest of these guys. You're seeing the same kind of thing, heavy
crossbows. The the Orchid guy might have something different on him. He has
a fear that he's dropped. He's got a couple of weeks, he's got
like a stave on him, and he's got some weird looking armor on him
too. But again, it's party big few. He looks like a fucking
voodoo priest or something. Okay, I think the only ORC enemy is still
standing as the one by nineteen, correct, war Chief, this is the
only one. Yeah, However, this Terry person is in the way of
this Orc. Correct. So if I try to use a flame attack,
it's gonna hit Terry, right, not unless you really fuck it up.
All right, I'm gonna try to attack it. Okay, I'm probably gonna
really fuck it up, but we're gonna try really hard not to. That
doesn't sun positive reinforcement to your roles. Okay, we're not going to fuck
it up. The one isn't coming. No, it's not, No,
it's not. You got this pretty good. There's one in there. Fifteen
you do. One thing you do is miss but you don't hit Terry in
it. It probably goes above into the distance. Anything else into that U.
I think that's all I can do. Stone Swarm swings his attacks towards
the thing. Two misses. I think Mstride's going to try and run in,
but he can't get there. We can't get there from the boy.
He gets an attack to seventeen is a hit Emstride. This big giant bald
dude comes running at the Orc and as he comes in, he just brings
the great sword along its side. This night starts running up as well,
but he probably can't get there either. Terin is going to try and stab
the orc. Wa chief, He's going to try and krill in him again.
Come on, krilling he does. He stabs him again for a big
nine damage. I'm still allow and that brings us to iro Dear. All
right, you have a weird line of sight on this thing. By the
way, I don't think you can probably see him behind this rock. I'm
going to move here. Oh great, and then I'm going to cast suggestion
on the your war chief, And I say to him, call off the
reinforcements. You're going to lose. They are better asked, not dying suggestion.
All right, what do I need to roll? Wisdom saving through wisdom?
Move my mind? So weird wisdom saving? Throw from the war chief?
What a nine I assume as a fail. Yeah. He he turns
to you and and kind of like he looks bewitched, and he says,
uh, like he looks, cocks his head to one side, looks past
you nineteen at Hero and just kind of slows down and says, me,
no call for reinforcement. What do you call for? Then? Me too?
Gargoc to snap out of it. Gargoc points at the dead body of
the one that would desiccated by the buster saw the spiritual buster sword. Well,
that's not helpful, and that's it for my turn, perhaps out of
it? Shut up, little one. If I actually I saw, I
saw Mstride and the stone Sworn take damage. Yeah, you can see everyone's
kind of punch up in parts and whatever. That's it. That's it for
my turn, Oh Cray, the war Chief gets his attacks in. One
is going toward nineteen black A seven is a natural one nineteen Romo D twenty
one day twenty one day twenty. You say, all right, can I
get to smack him ro D twenty And I'll tell you what you get seventeen
Um. He actually just is t He's tired. He looks super tired.
He actually takes one point of exhaustion as he sweat pouring off of his head.
He looks like he's been fighting for too long. Now that you're a
little closer, you can see these quite old He's got all these scars over
him, and although he's big, he's probably been around for a pretty long
time. He takes a point of exhaustion. That's what happens on that fan.
The second swing comes down towards stone Swarm on A thirteen. He stone
Swarm again with the sword in his hand. Nineteen it's your turn. Come.
The first thing I'm going to do is when he swings at me,
I would kind of say that I don't even have to move. I just
kind of like move to the side like a little bit to swing it,
and I go. You seem tired h he never tired, that's why.
And as he says that, I do the exact same thing I did the
other orc. The spirit sword comes in at his side and it's gonna comes
straight down for a big cleave, just straight down the middle of him,
hopefully, I mean next time next week control by He means I got an
eleven on that swing. M yeah you, he says, uh me,
no tired, Doc. Something's the uh swings above his head tricks Michael's man,
they're not the work smooth. As he's laughing, I go in and
depending on if it hits or not, I'll say what I'd like to do.
I'm going for rather a great sort attack, right all right? Yeah?
Yeah twenty one? Uh twenty one is it? H? So as
he's laughing, uh, he kind of like paying attention to the sword,
and he goes you forgot about me, tho. And he comes down and
he's trying to come down and just cut him in half as well with his
great sword for a seven slashing. H. You do him, and you
do slice him, but he's kind of pivoting away from you, and you
deal seven damage, but it's not enough to kill him. You just open
another wound on him, and he's got all these wounds already. He's properly
beat up. He looks tired, he's breathing heavy, but he yeah,
you cut him, but he's kind of moving fast. It's a lot and
everyone is everyone's swinging at him, and you know he's going to go down
any second, but he is doing his best. All right. Fuse Hair
is going to run up to stone Sworn and calm your wounds. Jesus is
calk. You're wounds for five healing damage. Healing damage, Yeah, healing
damage. Helt to captain stone Sworn as Fuse Hair runs up and says it's
almost over. Stone Sworn, swinging his own sword back defending off an attack
from the off in front of him, says, we're nowhere near finished.
Drift your time, jeez, is that the only guy left? Yes?
Oh man, okay, I think that Drift can't reach. But he wants
to get into the action. So if I shoot an Eldritch blast and someone's
in the line of fire, if I hit it'll go through that It'll be
fine, right, I can like assume that it would go through their shoulders,
like yeah, I mean I can. I can put stuff like there
in half cover from being behind things. Other than that, you don't need
to worry about it, okay, cool? So yeah, you might be
higher and if you truly fucking you'll hit someone like that. Of course,
let's hope I don't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna run up on top
of these like little rocks just to get a little more of height, and
I'm just going to eldritch blast this guy, just all of us surrounding him,
just throwing all this is so six being bad. But yeah, fourteen
fourteen is a miss. You see him dunk down again, m down,
hits the dope beside nineteen steet kicks up um all right, yeah that's the
end of my chain, all right, McKinnon. And the arches, the
Opie archers, and they move into position. How far can they move?
And you get a fucking line a side. This one can move over there?
But can I shoot two of those? U just blast at my level?
So no? Probably is that how that works? That? Fo?
I mean, look the thing you need to alders blasts? Get two blasts?
Yeah, two beams at fifth level? Can I shoot one more?
Is that? Okay? Yeah? Even though we skip Sorry about that I
don't care. Sorry, my earbuds are like really hurting. That's when I
keep taking them out. No problem. Yeah, I'll hit him with another
one twenty six and it does five four stamag ship. Yeah, you see
him. He gets hit in the side of the head with this, with
this spell and he growls and cool. Archer's still coming in. Alrighty long
better than nothing, four long about a time. This doesn't care, dude.
The archers are so good. Yeah, oh wow, wow. They
all miss that. That being they're trying to be careful with their shots,
trying to make sure they don't hit people. You see these arrows launch over
the top. One goes straight through the Spiritual Buster sword. McKinnon kind of
kind of shouts in shouts towards you, EO, be careful row and you
do wors the end of that turn. Don't worry about me. We'll take
care of him. He glances at your tiny little short shorts and then shakes
the head. Really your turn, Okay, I am going to I'm going
to use a bonus action and I'm gonna dash. I'm gonna run up to
this guy and I'm going to attack him with my fists. Okay twice the
are you well, I'm under him or under Terry's now sorry, Terry krillin,
Yeah, okay, sorry, you can't end your turn there by the
way, Okay, pett left of them, Well here, I'll just go
here then, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, give me all
your attacks. Sixteen is a hit four four damage. Punch him in the
side of the head. Okay, flies nothing but floors. I'm gonna spend
a key point to try to stun him, so he's to role constitution.
Soy alrighty fail and I'm assuming with the twenty three that second attack hit yes,
four four more damage? Doing anything else? Nope? All right,
Gregor and stone Sworn captain. Still these stunned out you just you're running,
You're just blah blah blah blah blah. And then there's one just like nasty
elbow or something. You see this, This orc stumble too much before this
huge great sort pleads his neck through Stone Sworm off with his head. The
head flies through the air and lands in the flava, ignites as it sinks
someone and disappears. You guys successfully defeat this group of orbs, as stone
Sworn kind of heavily breathing in front of all of you, kind of looks
up at you all. They're looking around at each of you. Mstride kind
of shoots a weird look over at at you. Drift and Stone Sworn kind
of again breathing heavily like, kind of rests on his on his sword and
looks over and says, where the fuck did you come from? Looking at
you Ring, I don't know, another plane. Maybe aren't you wearing any
clothes? Oh? Oh, ship, I'm gonna roll before you do that.
Was there flames that came up from the head that went into the into
the flower? Yeah, I mean the same you know when you throw something
into lava and it does that weird ignored. I would like to use control
flames on the flames that came up from the flower, and I'm going to
wreathe them around Rinn to cover her up. I mean, she's kind of
bombed fire already. Or did you flame off? Nope, I'm still on
fire. Well then never mind. When he kind of said it to like
all of you and he he yeah, he glances towards He glances towards Drift
and says, Cursebreaker, is that you you've aged in like two months.
Things have been pretty crazy around here. You sure that's the curse breaker?
He looks like he looked about foul Ayne before. That's him. Run enough
time for this. We must go, nineteen what you We must go.
You heard them just as much as I did. I'm sure that we must
stop them. We must go now. We have to stoke. Swarm pipes
up and says, go where do you know why these orcs are surrounding this
mountain side? They're all over it mountain. He points towards the mountain there
we must go. Not you going in there, You'll die. It's a
fucking volcanoist. I'm going to walk over towards the towards the flava and sort
of dip a toe in. After I embrace Drift, I'm gonna hug nineteen
as well. And I realized that's like walking to drift and then to nineteen.
But I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I was all about it.
I'm not against it at all. Yeah, he doesn't hug back. He
goes right back to saying there's no time for it. We have to go.
Stones One says, do you know what's causing it? What is happening
here. I'm far grander than all of us. Unfortunately, we have to
do our best to stop it. Then let us help you. Do you
have weapons, perhaps some armor possible, you can help yourself to the weapons.
And then he kind of nods towards one of the archers down away from
you and says, the bow over there from a Reela, And she turns
around and heads towards the dead body grabs a bow. The armor if you
wish to, you can take it from the dead. If you guys go
in there with us, you won't survive the fire. Well, we're heading
up the mountain anyways. Hilera's up there ahead of us. You will die.
What is it? What's making these hawks appear? We've been tracking them
for so long. They've been moving around this area. Too many questions,
are not enough time to answer all of them. That is like so weird
to hear from nineteen. I'm I'm telling you right now, this is just
for audience. I don't know what is going on with nineteen. I'm so
confused. Yeah, same, I am dressed. I mean you all have.
I want to kiss him, I want to tell him how much I
love him, But I don't know what's happening. I mean, you all
saw pretty much everything that everyone saw the same kind of things. You know
that there's a ritual happening inside the Gate of Fire, which you also know
is inside this mountain where the volcano is erupting. Kind of ahead of you,
up near the top of that is the exit that you came out of
where the long stick was, that thing you fought in that cave. You're
heading up towards it. This is the same path you took down the mountain
when you guys headed down the mountain. Previously we kind of jumped over it,
but you traveled down the mountain. You saw sunrise when you came out,
and you could see the smoke rising from the burn village. You're like
something, You're like, you're like most of the way up that up that
mountain already down below you. As you look down, you can see down
the mountainside there's a forest that spreads out. You move through the forest,
there was the saber tooth that you fought, and then to the village of
Grip, which was burned at smoking. It's kind of hard to see because
it's nighttime. There is a good amount of light lighting up the area,
but it's not that wild, and you can see it lighting up with a
purplish light all around you. Yeah, like some it's not close, but
it's not that far away. Somewhere above you is that whether entrance was,
whether it's still there. There's just an explosive volcano basically, and you know
that that is at least one of the entrances. Stone Sworn just seems to
be here, but he's kind of looking somewhat confused towards you, but he
also seems to kind of trust you. In terms of what's around you.
There's plate armor, there's studded leather. You can help yourselves to longbows,
short swords, great swords, and daggers. So if you want to take
any of those weapons, Oh, crossbows, there's heavy crossbows, Rommy and
D twenty. He said there was a junglin as well. Oh and javelin.
Sorry yeah, yeah, the Orcs had javelins and great axes. What
did you writ a five? Yeah, there's no, It doesn't like there's
any crossbows or like crossbows, just heavy correct question from my character. I
have superior body now, which I get like it's literally literally it's my racial
thing. It's called superior body. All right, don't laugh at me.
I'm serious. While you're wearing no armor, your armor class equals twelve plus
your dex modifier correct does, but it's showing my AC is eighteen. Still.
Yeah, you've probably still got whatever army you had on in in your
items. Yeah, you have scale mail before. You don't have that anymore.
You can delete meet No you you what? Are you proficient in medium
armor? And that's it? So no scale mail is medium armor. You
can. You can take studded leather. It's almost worth naked, it would
be, I think, yeah, fifteen and leather gives you well. How
does this flame on thing work? Is it like indefinite? Like I can
just leave it on will Yeah? I think so? Yeah? Fuck yah,
fuck armor. I'm going to stand here like a flaming I'm looking for.
You can still do it in army. You don't need to not be
wearing it doesn't burn your cross, suck it. I'm going to be a
naked elf. Studded leather is twelve plus your dex modifier plate I had before.
I'll get some studded leather and a dagger and a short sword and a
long is there a short bow? Is it only long bows? Give me
a D twenty luck? Oh MacKinnon. She comes over to you and she
says, do you know how to use this? And thrust the short out
towards you. I U, I take I take her hand with the short
bow, and I say, if it's from you alone? She uh,
She sort of. She grabs you round the round the cuff of your well.
You ain't wearing clothes, so she grabs you by the front of your
little short shorts and pulls you in and says, don't die, and then
pushes you back. And then as she kind of turns around, she says,
that short bo means a lot to me. I'll take the dearest care
of it. Stone swarms like barking orders. He says, right, we're
going to move off the hill. Zhilira's up there. We need to regroup
with them and keep pushing up. Push these bustards back. And he comes
back to you and says, did you go to Rose guard any word?
Yeah, Protect the gate of fire, protect the gate of flames, stop
the envelope, stop the ritual. We've wasted too much time already. He's
right, we have to go. Let's go right, we're heading that way
anyway, so we'll follow you. So each of you is taking anything,
any of you taking any of the other weapons or armor. Yes, I'm
taking a short sword, a dagger, and the short bow and the studed
leather. Feel free to add them. You also look like a rose Guard
scout now, and you said you're taking any of it rin, Yes,
I am taking a dagger, javelin, and a long bow, and obviously
like a I can have the masks of night Storm anymore. Right, No,
you have none of your stuff that you have before. Right, I
don't have my six hundred and fifty gold. I'm really sorry, damn it,
shit, but Frostbite has some very nice gold teeth. Now, can
I roll to see how many arrows I collect? Or a quiver or you
can just take a quiver of twenty, or you can pretty much take his
money on this plenty around. I would like to do something bread Yeah,
okay, even though I'm in a hurry, The only thing I want to
do is I want to look down at the war sheaf and see if there's
anything that he had that I could take off of him that might be worth
it for me to take, because he's probably the biggest and strongest and probably
had the most neat things there. He had he had chained male, which
is a lesser heavy almost so I figured that no one would care. And
really all he had on him was a was a great axe. He has
a few sort of like ornamental looking things. He has like a weird like
dream catcher that's attached to him. But he doesn't seem to have any stuff.
None of the orcs do. They just seem to be here. They
have their weapons and whatever stuff they had. They may have left an encampment
nearby or something like that, but they don't. It looks like they were
prepared to fight here, whereas Stone sworn in that seem to have their stuff
with them. There's like packs and stuff on them. Extra hour let's go,
So you don't have anything outside of it? No, he just has
a great ax and the armor on him. He starts walking to the direction
of where we're supposed to be going. All right, let's see who's the
furthest up here nineteen in Eero give me perception checks first twenty two persuasion it
perception, Sorry I always clicked it twenty two as well. What twenty two
and twenty two the number. I just want to try as you as you
turn around, you notice you fool flying towards the group. Here is a
javelin. You can give me deck saves to try and like bat it out
of the way or or from all of us and each just the two that
saw it and oh no, a uh yep, I'm trying to see if
you have any bullshit. Nope, just dexies sixteen from me. Uh this
this thing is heading straight for McKinnon. Heero kind of like sees it and
begins to stumble forward as suddenly there's a dun boom with the shield nineteen.
You knock this thing out of the way from in front of McKinnon. It
launches one and that is when you absolutely do see who threw it. You
all look up and above on the mountain side, kind of above where you
are, you see a new band of Orcs suddenly appear with their with their
shields blood hord. They kind of start chanting this thing blood hoard in common
and appearing from the center of them. At the head of this group of
Orcs that suddenly start moving down the mountain side, you see a giant orc
with pale skin and white as the as white as the skin that you saw
on the first There's eyes which are red like a devil. And he's got
several small wounds on him. And all of these orcs above you look like
they've been fighting already, but this guy has like scars all over him,
and he's kind of moving casually towards you. He's wearing these these robes which
look suspiciously sort of unorcish. He looks a lot more civilized. He's wearing
like boots and clothing. He looks a lot different to when we saw him
in the one shot. He raises a fist and there's a ring on it
which you might recognize as well, the same ring from the one shots,
and it glows in the purple sort of firelight from from behind him, and
he raises his fist and then just points it forward as the orcs he like
start to run. They just start running down the hill towards you, and
he cries, ha as was pemost bottle, glorious bottle. If we win
here, we ascend to my brothers for the blood of and he starts to
run down towards you as well. And one last thing before we end above
you and owl hoots as we come to the end of the session. Here
the white Hawk appears, my god very much and bringing us to the end
of the session. Thanks for playing players. All these sounds. That was
so uh nice job. Wow that was that was archemed earlier. I put
something in my toaster oven real quick again, all right, I got all
these things and move the scene. Well, thanks for playing players, and
thanks for watching Watchers. Hopefully it was vaguely an enjoyable to watch us all
mess around and play D and D coming into the end game. Coming into
the end game, as you're going to push push off the mountain towards the
gate of dark fire. Now to try and stop all the bad guys.
Let's do a round of shout outs before we end the session, and we'll
see everybody next week. OG group reunited, starting with so that he can
get on with eating his food, Mister nineteen returned to the group. So
I can't touch it, but you're immune to fire. Now who you are?
Right? I am? Where can people find you? Right now?
In five minutes? Hi? You can? Oh yeah, I'm going live
after this. If you're bored, I'm going to go play some games.
And if you want to come out, you can see me at twitch dot
tv. Forward slash Tiger writer. Sorry for some of you that are frustrating
with how nineteen's acting, but no it's not you guys as players chat,
He's not the same suck it you get putting to avoid for two weeks.
I have a question for you. I know it was technically only two weeks,
but did it feel like I would assume it felt like a lot longer
than two weeks for anybody I would assume. I'll tell you what. He
was going crazy. I really don't know when this is going to get to
be a thing. And I was really going to say it for just like
a funny moment, but I'm just going to say it. I hope everybody
understands that he took everything with him, including a book, and he was
able to read both the books. He had two books. He was able
to read all of them. One of the books, who what he he
has memorized may have been the Noma Sutra. He's completely memorized and no Masutra
geometric wretch. Oh god, Okay, well, well maybe that's a maybe
that's the story for another night. I think it is a story for when
when everything goes as planned, we all win and I marry anome. Isn't
it my family? Uh uh? All right, well, going head on
over to Tiger Rana dot com dot slash dot eu and he will be playing
video games in full callsplay as nineteen for the whole week. That's true,
mister John Sandman with a child named Hasmo a streaming yet it was you want
to I've been streaming. I'm back, come back, well pretty much full
time back. Yeah, I had a baby. It's amazing. She's she's
so cool, like the Yeah, beautiful baby girl named liv And thank you
guys. I'm just glad to be back. I seriously missing one week.
I'm the only one out of this group who's missed shows. And I feel
like I have been like, really, you missed the show? Okay,
because you guys have done one shots without me, and you've done like this
orc is from one of the one shots, right, yeah, yes,
I have no idea who this is, like I meant anything character what it
is. And by the way, for everyone who's watching, I had zero
clue what Brad was doing. I he didn't tell me about any of this.
Some crazy changes to it as well. No, I didn't know anything.
He literally sort of knew. Were like, do I have a different
character sheet? And I was like, oh, I saw another one,
and I didn't want to say anything. I was like, oh, this
is probably me when I get my flame on stuff. I thought I was
going to do exactly what everyone else had to do last week, which is
fight something and do something and win. But like mine was just sort of
like, yo, this is you. You actually on the on the day
one hundred year rolled to go to a different plane. You were actually sent
to a place called sky Home, which is pretty similar to where Ring went,
but wind. It was like the home of the the wind elementals and
stuff like that. There's a big cos type primordial god there that's a woman
and she's based on sort of wind and element the element of Wind and Sky
and Freedom and Avatar series, and you were like flying upwards. It awards
her. But yeah, I mean you've already made a pank, before you
made a pank with hands, this was already this like my choice. You
were going if I wanted to survive or not when I was five, like
when I was like five years ago, which was when I was off to
see the Now you are the first. God, I'm very excited for these
next episodes to just I need to learn this character like, same character,
same guy. Yeah, you've got a couple of things, extraly stuff,
there's some it's not easy. Your your character has changed in a way that
you've got You've got a whole new twist on how to approach things, and
we'll see how it goes. Hopefully the vessel will survive. The vessel grad.
I am enjoying life right now. Well, thank you guys. Don't
you make pacts with things in the shadow fell? Maybe let's see who's next,
pumpkin Berry me make this show is awesome. Thank you. Well,
I don't know why I'm taking that much credit, but it's amazing. Yeah,
you're the GM. This is your world. Amazing because role play God.
Okay, that's that's it. I Oh, I GM tomorrow. So
if you want to come by and see noctur and you can do that.
Otherwise I'll see you guys next Tuesday. Phoebe does not stream on her own
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go guying on? Thank you everybody for watching. I hope you enjoyed me
playing eerro Deer who was super happy to see everybody again, and I had
a blast. I love weird combat with Ero, dear. It's so much
fun. Thank you as always for watching Chat. We appreciate it much.
Love to you. Thank you so much, and thank you to Tiger,
Thank you John, Thank you, p me and so good. I'm yeah,
I mean coming coming to Like the endgame of the show is uh,
you know, I just you wanted to keep going on forever. I mean
really, but you want you as as a GM myself, you also want
to have those shows like and on a high note, right, you always
want to leave everybody yearning for more. So it's a good time because because
I think we all want that, we all want we all want like fifty
more episodes, so that's the time to do it. So thank you,
Brad for doing an awesome campaign. It's it's great. It's a lot of
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