WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:09.560 Sure who what's up, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama's favorite baby 2 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:13.880 Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip 3 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:18.519 the modern day female perspective Damn Son, back at it again and back at 4 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:21.640 it again. Y'all already know what I'm going to say, Philly, Tri 5 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:26.559 State Area, don't forget February seventeenth. It is going down Chocolate Chip and 6 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:30.399 Zip live with me, Stormy P. We got games, we got giveaways, 7 00:00:30.399 --> 00:00:33.240 we got prizes, and we got the opportunity for you to get in 8 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:37.000 on all these conversations that were always having y'all always be in the comments about 9 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:39.840 all right, click the link of my bio and get your tickets right now, 10 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:42.200 or you can go to stormype dot com. I can't wait to see 11 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:46.799 you guys there. And speaking of can't wait to see you guys, y'all, 12 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:49.799 I ain't gonna hold y'all. I got somebody in the studio with me 13 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:55.359 today and I've been stalking old girl for a minute. I'm real, y'all. 14 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:57.399 I'm real. I'm not too I'm not proud, I'm not not too 15 00:00:57.439 --> 00:00:59.119 proud to say it. I'm gonna be real and I'm gonna say it. 16 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:03.520 I'm gonna start can this girl for so long, sir, ma'am me. 17 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:10.079 Okay, I want y'all to get super super hype from my girl, Dizzy, 18 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:14.599 the content creator, the super stud, the baddest special of the land. 19 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:21.599 It's Dizzey, y'all. Yes, bitch, clap for me. We're 20 00:01:21.599 --> 00:01:25.879 gonna add that in in post. We're gonna clap for me. No, 21 00:01:25.879 --> 00:01:32.319 I'm sorry, Thank you you guys stop now. I'm not you seven. 22 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:36.480 So happy to have you here. Thank you. I'm glad to be here. 23 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:38.200 I appreciate you. You know. This is our Valentine's Day episode. 24 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:42.400 Yeah, I got flowers. I got flowers. This is the first seven 25 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:46.680 flowers I have gotten. It ain't even Valentine's d yet. You but just 26 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:49.439 need to step your shit up. Pissed about it? Uh huh? You 27 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:51.840 know what I'm saying. They're not real. But I don't know how to 28 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:53.200 take your real flowers anyway. But you know, but they're not real. 29 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:57.280 But my love and support of you is I felt like that would carry you 30 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.920 one. I think I love you now know. I mean, we bonded. 31 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:07.319 It's too soon, but we bonded like a lot. Today Oh my 32 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:13.599 god, shot shot, Shot, shot, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, 33 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:16.360 shot shot doesn't have my mic today, y'all. But whatever, he's a 34 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:23.120 nice man, a nice young man. He's a good man. I know 35 00:02:23.199 --> 00:02:24.719 that's right. Come on, somebody. He don't like to be on camera, 36 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:28.000 so they really don't know what he looked like. Oh they just hit 37 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.800 it. Wait shot, you do got a mic? Oh, I ain't 38 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:38.319 deep voice in it? Hey, ladies, day to the bitches. We 39 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:44.080 ain't got no man. So me and Dizzy went to Happy Hour before we 40 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:49.479 recorded today, and I really learned a lot. First, shut up verse, 41 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:58.039 Uh, Paul Mason, It's not Paul Mason, it's Paul Masson him 42 00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:02.960 too, Paul Massan. I'm from the soft So we drank Paul Moissan and 43 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.319 if you know what it did, some of y'all like, oh hell nah, 44 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:09.240 some of y'all probablys hell na. I drank the pineapple kind. No, 45 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:13.319 not the regular, the regular nasty. You might well started digging your 46 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:16.719 grave because you're gonna die nasty. But she took a shot of it in 47 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:21.560 what you think it was so sweet? But you drank the whole thing. 48 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:23.800 Yeah, because my mom ain't raised no bitch. I feel like she asked 49 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:28.400 for more in her head, but she just didn't want to. She likes 50 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.840 sweet ship. We just drank some sweat I would like, I would like, 51 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:34.520 So you don't like it? We had Pineapple teenage show exactly, and 52 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:38.599 I gave her paul Pineapple shot. Did you like it? It was delicious? 53 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:46.159 Now it's eight it's eight twenty nine. A bottle for philth wait. 54 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:57.560 Really look like that's that chick ship that's right there. Now, I just 55 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.479 want to talk about a few things we discussed at happy hours. That's okay, 56 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:03.159 Yeah, that's fine. First thing, First, you said I'm a 57 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.800 Burrow. Yeah, I'm a burrow. What's that a boy? Girl? 58 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:13.080 I'm a lady dude. You know what I'm saying. Whatever y'all want to 59 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.639 call me, you know what I'm saying because every time I make a video 60 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:17.480 you already know if somebody you can call me, it's talking about something. 61 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:23.279 Is that a boy or girl? But I'm both. Ask your kids they 62 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:25.759 tell you I think this is I think this is like God or Satan. 63 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:28.759 So if I called you a bitch ass nigga, do you get double offended? 64 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:32.959 No, that actually sounds accurate. But it's really like a nigga bitch, 65 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:36.279 not a bit. That's what they call. That's what the lady is 66 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:40.040 called. The niggas. I ain't gonna say, y'all, and I want 67 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:43.000 to throw you in that, but I appreciate that. You know what I'm 68 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:45.600 saying, you gotta do the reverse. It don't sound bad when it's the 69 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.160 reverse. It sounds bad because that's trying to be offensive bitch ass nigga. 70 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:54.079 They don't say that like, oh, that's a bitch ass nigga. Nobody 71 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.600 just you know what I'm saying. I agree, I agree, I'm a 72 00:04:56.639 --> 00:05:03.160 nigga bitch. Now say it the other way. Since well read the sad 73 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:11.480 respect me. So since we're talking about, you know, things that people 74 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:15.079 say, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't followed you for a long est 75 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.199 minute, and I want to know why them stuffs be so mad at you, 76 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:25.439 honestly, because they said that I'm not a real stud who makes the 77 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:28.439 rules. How are you not a real stud? I'm trying to find a 78 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:31.560 book. Oh okay, I think there's a book somewhere. It's probably you 79 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:36.439 know how they have fossils and ship deep it's a hidden artifle. I think 80 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:42.720 that's what's going on? Because I haven't seen the book myself, but from 81 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:45.560 what I've learned, a stud have you do you know what the definition of 82 00:05:45.600 --> 00:06:00.800 a study is? My aunt Tracy Fresh Boozy please get up because you you 83 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:04.199 know she got the feed she got is she is she black or country black? 84 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:10.839 She's country blackie part And they also said many Fresh stood, just just 85 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:15.839 many Fresh. It's boozy, many Fresh and it's a nigga tifa and set 86 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:19.519 it off. Yeah, but queen on camera because she bad a ship and 87 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:21.639 that's why you got to say in set it off when she was clear. 88 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:27.439 It's only when she got you gotta take it back. But she was killing 89 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:30.399 and you really got to name a nigga with dreds. They can't grow no 90 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.839 face for her little dirt he stud that's it. You're right, he's a 91 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:39.519 stuffsctfully Yeah. Respect. We don't want no pride from the oh no, 92 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:43.439 not from sixty thirty either. No, okay, we don't want no problem. 93 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:49.920 We're just talking, they say, smoking on dizzy. Nope, nope, 94 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:56.680 nope, no, but no for real, though, a stood is 95 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:05.800 a black masculine presenting lesbian. That's the definition of a story only black and 96 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:09.600 I think it's maybe Puerto Rican too, but don't quote me on that because 97 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:13.639 I really don't know. But I know for a fact black people and it 98 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:16.399 was some ship because I don't really know the history behind it. But you 99 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:18.959 know how white folks didn't want us in no ship, so I guess they 100 00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:24.560 don't want us in a butch era. But what black? Because when called 101 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:27.000 me a motherfucking butch, that ship pissed me up. I was ready to 102 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:31.399 punch that bit because but but you know what I was saying that at the 103 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:33.800 part, like, Yo, my grandma used to call me a bull dagger. 104 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:36.160 I'd rather be called a bull dagger than a buck. But I don't 105 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:42.680 know, it sounds very ugly, like it sounds like an insult you butch? 106 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.240 What about butch queen? I don't like that. That sounds like a 107 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:50.680 drag queen or something. It is when not a drag uaner say, but 108 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:55.759 when they be walking and they be like, I don't like this at today, 109 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:00.120 you caught me everything else. Don't call me no fucking butch. You 110 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:03.040 got me a bitch. Can I call you Carl? Yes, okay, 111 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.959 but don't call me but And you know what boundaries you feel I love that 112 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.199 for you. I don't like the amen. Amen, Amen, So you 113 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:16.680 got Valentine, not the sipping answer listen. A lot of us right now. 114 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:24.000 We can't afford the Valentine. The bitches won't hotels and ship by the 115 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:28.120 water. They want gifts, they want a whole bunch of shit. And 116 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.160 ship is expensive. In what y'all don't know. If we all do ship 117 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:35.320 directly on Valentine's Day is more expensive. You need to do it the weekend 118 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.159 before, on the weekend after. Speaking of the weekend after February seventeenth, 119 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:41.039 for Philadelphia, we got chocolate chip and sip. Make sure we got you. 120 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:46.200 See you see you see your date there, take your date to see 121 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.600 my girl. Come on, come on, somebody, come on, somebody. 122 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:54.320 I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna take my day a word, I'm 123 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:58.120 coming you see everybody come in? Why you even get you? You got 124 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:05.440 a date to night? Shot and don't you They don't let you listen. 125 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:09.639 I don't dress like I don't dress like that. Like I'm like, I'm 126 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:16.279 gonna address what I'm off side now. I'm gonna put it on one of 127 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.559 dress that it's gonna go over my titty. The rest of everything else is 128 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:28.480 gonna be out. There's gonna be a little like a street walk outside. 129 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:31.600 That's a problem, but at least you want to get money. You feel 130 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:35.480 me, you wanna get big money. Don't touch me, ain't for free. 131 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:41.039 So I want to uh lend a helping him to some folks who may 132 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:45.559 not have a Valentine. And I know this time of year could be hard 133 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:48.480 because you're gonna open your phone and see everybody on social media talking about this 134 00:09:48.559 --> 00:09:50.799 is what my man got me, this is what I got my girl, 135 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:54.559 and we're so in love and we in a hotel by the water x y 136 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:58.080 Z right. So for those of you who may not have a Valentine, 137 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:03.639 I just want you to know that the San Antonio Zoo is offering you the 138 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:09.080 option to name a cockroach after your ex. I seen that and they said, 139 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:11.720 if you want to get a little grimarer, you can like do it 140 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:18.600 like a mouse. So basically it's called criby a cockroach, and you can 141 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:22.480 name a roach, a rat, or a veggie after your ex or not 142 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:26.679 so special someone. So basically the donations are five dollars, ten dollars, 143 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:33.200 twenty five dollars and you'll get a downloadable Valentine's a card about You're not so 144 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:37.639 special someone. There's a lot of it for twenty five baby. I know 145 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:39.799 some houses in North Philly. You can get a whole bunch for the Okay, 146 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:43.080 but listen, do we gotta touch them? And then I'm like, 147 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:46.200 yo, dot feed them Like I can't do that, somebody else gotta do 148 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:48.799 it, And I'm just putting the name on the back. They all feed 149 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:52.360 themselves. That's why nobody likes them. You just gonna put a name tag 150 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:56.159 on them. Yeah, well, they gonna put the name tag on it. 151 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:58.960 I'm gonna write the name on the tag and then they gonna put the 152 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:01.639 name tag on because I'm not, you know, roach or nothing else. 153 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:05.240 How many cockroaches you got in you? You're talking about exes, I ain't 154 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:09.080 gonna I just don't dis like all my exes. But I got a good 155 00:11:09.679 --> 00:11:13.159 two for sure. I don't even got no big list two exes that I 156 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:18.120 do not. So are you gonna do like a roach in a rat or 157 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:20.080 just two rats to vegetables? I'm gonna do a roach in a rat that's 158 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:26.120 respectable. The other one didn't make me that mad. This other one mad 159 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:28.480 Yeah, she made me mad. I need you to hurt, baby, 160 00:11:28.879 --> 00:11:31.679 I need you to hurt. I actually made a story time about her. 161 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:35.279 It was she did me tob Was it a good story? Oh my god, 162 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:45.639 Sir ma'am very embarrassing. Speaking of Sir ma'am. Also, when we 163 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:48.200 were at happy Hour, we were talking about a few things, one of 164 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:54.279 them being the stereotype of and I feel like we got to talk about the 165 00:11:54.320 --> 00:12:01.159 step daddy stud stepdaddy and you said, Lord didn't blush you that minute. 166 00:12:01.639 --> 00:12:05.440 Let's say I don't do that. I don't do that. Listen, if 167 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:09.559 I'm with you and you got a child, and I really only like just 168 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:13.279 one, I prefer none, but I can do just one. But if 169 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.919 you got a child and we break up, bitch, I'm breaking up with 170 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:20.120 both of y'all. You break up this family. Fuck that baby, Yes, 171 00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:24.799 I sure am, fuck you and yours. I'm trying. I gotta 172 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:28.159 go, I gotta go. I ain't gonna even lie. One time I 173 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.600 did some fucked up shit. Do I feel bad about it to this day? 174 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:37.120 No, not at all. So you will never check up a little 175 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.039 right, Ray, No, I don't give a fuck about us. Now, 176 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:45.399 have I seen her it was really on accident because I did some stud 177 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.399 shit or did somebody did somebody who just go back and fuck the X real 178 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.759 quick. I did that, and then the baby older and she's like, 179 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.799 oh, Danzy, I'm like that shill. I had a little conversation with 180 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:00.960 a I D. I was like, damn you brown eye. I told 181 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:01.559 her, I said, I didn't like you when you was younger. I 182 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:05.080 did. I told her that I don't know if I should, but I 183 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.519 I ain't like when you're young, and you know you know, but I 184 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:11.799 don't. I don't stick around. I don't want to don't call me. 185 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:16.840 I'm not here for that. I'm not a step steady. So how you, 186 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:20.039 Maddy, how you go from having your name on all the paperwork at 187 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:24.679 the school today? You'll know that little my name wasn't even MoMA paperwork at 188 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:28.480 relationships. The bitch was still having old little I would have been. She 189 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.480 still had the old studs coming to get the baby, and she was like 190 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:35.039 trying to explain to me, baby, I'm not even mad. I don't 191 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:39.360 want to take her, No, well in a way taken. You want 192 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:41.480 to take me to the zoo, No, don't. When I leave, 193 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:46.320 I'm going little bit. I don't know. I don't care. No. 194 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:50.240 Once we're once we're done, we're done, and I'm done with everybody shut 195 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:54.600 out. They didn't even like your mama at one point. You didn't like 196 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:56.759 that, I said, the mama. Now not the baby mama. You 197 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:00.720 didn't like the mama, the girlfriend mama. Oh yeah, you know what 198 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.159 I'm saying, Like that, it was easy. It'd be like that. 199 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:07.080 It's like bringing up heart for you or you're like good at that ship. 200 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:11.480 I think that I'm good at that ship, and that's I don't know if 201 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:15.279 that's a good thing. I'm good at that ship. I could break up 202 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:20.240 with anybody like do I probably think about it. Yeah, but my pride 203 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.480 be like, you better not hit that bitch up. And that's where we're 204 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:26.360 at. So what like coping mechanisms do you do so that you don't hit 205 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:30.919 that person up? I make videos. I'm gonna be honest with you. 206 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:33.519 I'm not one of them bitches. They have to start talking to somebody else 207 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:35.799 because I don't like people like that. You know, people, they got 208 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:39.799 to jump to somebody else. You're you're scary and then they tell you like 209 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:43.200 the only way to get over somebody to go to somebody else, but heal 210 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:46.879 hell, because I didn't have too many relationships that didn't work, So I'm 211 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.879 like at this one, is it them or maybe it's a little bit of 212 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:54.279 me because my whole thing is like I be thinking I'm above you bitches, 213 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:56.799 only because I use my single time for healing, not hoping. Yeah, 214 00:14:56.960 --> 00:15:01.559 that's why I feel like. I feel like you can't hold But it just 215 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.679 takes too much time out of what you need to be doing. If the 216 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.840 one somebody get your attention, it's like it takes away from what you should 217 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.600 be actually doing. That's why I don't fucking around. My DMS is full 218 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:16.600 of niggas and bitches. It was even some chains. Motherfucker's in there not 219 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:20.080 gonna hold y'all saw the DMS and yall's wallet. I saw her DM saying, 220 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:22.399 y'all are why it's a nigga. He been in my DM since twenty 221 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:26.799 twenty one now, he talked, and I haven't been responding. I can 222 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:30.799 show y'all, but I gotta show y'all. But he talking about he looked 223 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:33.200 talking about licking my feet and shit, you don't know what the fuck my 224 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:35.080 feet looked like. Let me tell you all what I'm saying. She pulls 225 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.519 the DM up and I'm like, oh my god, that's my baby dad, 226 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:41.840 and she was like, bitch, I know you fucking I had her 227 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:45.080 go on for like five minutes, but it wasn't It wasn't five minutes, 228 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:50.279 nigga, get exaggerated. How long was it? Probably three? Take the 229 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:52.840 two off. Let's not do that. You want to cut because you're acting 230 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:58.679 up. You need some water. Let's go that segment two. Okay. 231 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:03.519 So now right, I wanted to talk about you. I feel like you're 232 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:07.320 you're You're very interesting. You have a million on one stories, and I 233 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:08.440 feel like we don't always get to hear them. Right, Okay, So 234 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.639 I want to ask you for questions. Be honest, I'm scared, be 235 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:17.480 open. This is a safe space. Okay. First, right, what's 236 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:22.080 the worst date you've ever been on the worst day I have ever been on? 237 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:29.559 Yeah? I was in Ontario, California. She came from Victorville, 238 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.000 California. I think that was like, I think that was like forty five 239 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:37.480 fifty minutes away. You know what I'm saying. We had been I met 240 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:40.679 her online. I was new in California, So can I ask a question 241 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:44.360 real fast. When you say online, do you mean tender? No, 242 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:48.159 at the time, it wasn't tender. I met her on tag. Remember 243 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:52.000 Tag. Remember that that's that's a bad place too. Don't go there. 244 00:16:52.399 --> 00:17:02.720 Okay anyway, so don't go real holler it out. But she came out. 245 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:06.039 We met at this bar that was down the street from my house that 246 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:11.240 I always go to like my mama, just by myself, and we was 247 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:14.240 you know, she came through. Everything was cool. She looked out her 248 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:17.039 pictures. Look, I feel like I look like, Yeah, I feel 249 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:18.599 like I look how my pictures look too. I'm gonna let you know I 250 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:22.759 do more videos than anything though. But anyway, so, like we were 251 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:27.039 sitting there talking, taking drinks and shit eating, and then I guess she 252 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:30.920 got too drunk. Everybody was like a different limit, you know what I'm 253 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:36.799 saying. So she's sitting at the table. She started like slowing down. 254 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:40.880 She's like, oh, I'm like you all right, you all right, 255 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:44.079 you know what I'm saying. So her drink that she ate in front of 256 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:48.359 her, she threw up in the cup, in her cup, in her 257 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:52.519 cup that she was drinking out of, and then you know, the couple 258 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.000 still had drinking it so to throw up on top of the drink. It 259 00:17:56.079 --> 00:18:00.559 was overfield and spilled out, and I'm just like, oh my god. 260 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:03.640 Was it a big cup? No, it was like a Martini cup, 261 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:08.680 you know how I like the little frozen Margarita's come in Like it was like 262 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.359 none. It was just got everywhere. I'm like, oh my god. 263 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:15.319 And so I was like, oh my god, like I need some naps. 264 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:15.799 I have to go, you know, because they don't really get at 265 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:21.039 me. Nap We had a few, but not another clean throw Yeah, 266 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:22.680 you feel me. So I had to go, Man, I need some 267 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:27.079 napkins. And then she came and bought some napkins and she's like she okay. 268 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:30.839 I'm like, yeah, she gonna just like bring me the check please. 269 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:33.519 I'm just goin to pay for this right now. Paid for the ship 270 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:37.200 left the throw up and all that ship right there cleaned up what I can. 271 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:40.079 I'n't gonna do everything, but I was gonna do enough thing, you 272 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:41.960 know what I'm saying, because if you do everything, what is Billy the 273 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.599 waiter and fuck up? Because big, why would you come here and throw 274 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:48.400 up? You know you'll limit hope? Man? Why I'm still mad by 275 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:51.519 this shit. But anyway, so I got outside and I had to like 276 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:53.319 put her arm around me, like she and if she's not she walking out 277 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:56.400 drunk, that's embarrassing. It's just me and her. How many drinks did 278 00:18:56.440 --> 00:19:00.039 y'all have? I don't know. I don't remember head. I was drunk 279 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.920 too, but I don't throw up and cut Did I throw up in this 280 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:08.559 one? You're a lady. Let me tell you this. So you just 281 00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:11.240 made her drive home drunk? No, listen, she came. I told 282 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:15.119 you. She came from Victorville. Yes, that's forty fifty minutes away. 283 00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:18.279 So I stayed down the street. So at the time, I was staying 284 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:22.839 with my mama. So I, you know, got in her car, 285 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.640 took her, you know, tell her, I said, Mama, she 286 00:19:25.720 --> 00:19:29.640 drunk his head. Mama said she can't stay there. I said, damn, 287 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:33.559 bitch, you just can't let some shit go for one night. So 288 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:36.039 I was like, oh my god, I was like, what up going 289 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:38.279 to do with this bitch? So I had to fuck around. I started 290 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:41.839 going through. Thank god she didn't. I was trying to wa I woke 291 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:45.119 up a little bit and I was like, what's your cold? On your 292 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:48.680 phone. I need to cause her phone let her know. So she ended 293 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:51.480 up like giving the cold a little by a little. But it took like 294 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:56.200 an hour for four fucking numbers. Pissed me off so bad. Finally got 295 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:59.039 through to a sister or something. I was like, I need to address 296 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:02.440 to where she stayed something just driver. I just drove her car down there. 297 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:04.839 I just took her home and her shit, and then I had to 298 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:08.400 spend the night with this bitch. And then she took me back the next 299 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:14.640 day and we never spoke again. So let me get a straight the end. 300 00:20:14.759 --> 00:20:19.279 You watched this swoman throw up in her com took her back to your 301 00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:25.200 house, and endured the knacking of your mother, my mama said. And 302 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:27.400 I think I had like just moved there, so I was already meeting bitches. 303 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:30.279 I had just moved there, and she wanted you bosta be looking for 304 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.279 a job, bitch, I'm gonna get a job. This bitch outside though, 305 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:37.680 whop up the job. He's fucking twelve am and you're talking about the 306 00:20:37.759 --> 00:20:41.079 job. Who open right now? Dumb bitch. I'm mad too, and 307 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:44.599 you going off on me, bitch, this bitch outside throwing up. I 308 00:20:44.759 --> 00:20:48.480 wasn't expecting this shit either. This my mama, she ain't acting right. 309 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:49.880 I thought I was getting some coochy, you know what I'm saying. I 310 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.920 thought I was a gonna little sneak the bitch in and get a little pussy, 311 00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:57.160 and then she was gonna go home. She throwing up the cups. 312 00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:03.480 I gotta tell my mama, Mama, she wrong, she's throwing up My 313 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:07.200 god. That's why I don't come fuck with you. Damn you couldn't even 314 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:12.519 have the bitch have some compassion now, Damn, you ain't nothing been drunk, 315 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:15.400 have a heart. My mama know she's been a drunk bitch before, 316 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:19.440 and she want to act like piss me off. Yeah, that was my 317 00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:23.359 worst date. Okay, Now if she was the issue up right now, 318 00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:26.960 what would you say? But you had me fucked up? And what the 319 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:30.680 funk happened? All right? We got a surprise. We got her on 320 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:34.920 the phone. Shot play the audio. I'm this bitch, this Mike, 321 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:42.920 I'm fnna get up. I am crying. Okay, So we talked about 322 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:48.200 the worst day, right. Uh. I feel like another sensitive topic is 323 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:55.240 sex. I feel like we all have our own sensitive stories, awkward moments 324 00:21:55.359 --> 00:21:59.720 X Y and Z and to each of us it all seems so outlanded nobody 325 00:21:59.759 --> 00:22:02.920 would understand, so we never really talk about it. So I wanted to 326 00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:07.960 ask, what is the most awkward moment you've had during sex? And it 327 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:11.319 could be on your side or awkward for them x Y Okay, So before 328 00:22:11.319 --> 00:22:15.759 I tell this story, because this ship, I never stopped thinking about this 329 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:18.960 shit. I ain't lying, just in case it's about she never stopped thinking 330 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:22.119 about this. You want to know that? Do you want to know if 331 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:26.640 it was from a man or a woman. I feel like if you have 332 00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:29.519 one for each, we have to hear both. We need both. We 333 00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:32.079 need both. Now, which one you want to do first? That's a 334 00:22:32.119 --> 00:22:34.960 few But I feel like ladies first, Ladies first. I was living in 335 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:45.400 California, but even when I met this, I met this lady and I 336 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:47.680 want to call a little bitch. I'm trying to stop using it because what 337 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:49.960 that that bitch? A may and a fucking party, a house party, 338 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:55.119 and you know what I'm saying. Still in the beginning, I should have 339 00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:57.640 known something's gonna go wrong because we sing roaches at the house party. We 340 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:00.680 know I should have known something there. But anyway, so we was talking 341 00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:04.759 about the roaches the ship. We exchanged numbers. We decided that, you 342 00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:07.480 know, we talked for a while. Now I'm gonna say a while like 343 00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:11.039 some daggs, and we saw I was gonna link up. She came and 344 00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:12.960 got me. She took me out on a beautiful day. She paid for 345 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:18.519 everything. What's the roaches there? No, just asked, was gonna ask? 346 00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:22.480 She listen? She took me back. I'm gonna just for a while. 347 00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:26.720 I'm just going to the sex part. She invited me to a house 348 00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:30.240 for sex. I was gonna go, why you was gonna pay her crib 349 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:33.000 or something? I under saying, I just want to because I've been and 350 00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:37.319 went into the whole fucking story before how we got there. But I went 351 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:45.680 to a house and she gave me some bomb amazing hands. She was an 352 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:48.839 amazing woman. I thought I found my person. Then it was time for 353 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:55.720 me to touch that pussy. And it smelt like an old seafood ball, 354 00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:00.000 like some shit you throw in your trash and it's sitting there for days. 355 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:03.160 You'd be like, what the fuck is that smell? Stink in here every 356 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:06.400 time you walk in your house. Yes, that smell like a bitch you 357 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:10.279 left. I asked in a public restroom, and you know, it smell 358 00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:12.240 like a bitch who went in the stall and you ain't know a thing. 359 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:15.519 You try to walk in behind her, you had to turn back around. 360 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:18.440 You couldn't use it. That's what it smelled like. Now let me can 361 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:22.599 I ask you a question real fast? Did you smell it once you were 362 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:26.240 already in it? Or I do the smell test. I do the smell 363 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:30.759 test. I do not put my ship listen, I don't put my mouth. 364 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:33.359 I do the smell test. Play with the puss it a little bit 365 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:40.599 shit, you know what I'm saying. Smell it? Yeah, smell it. 366 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:45.799 I'm not going straight face mouth first, because I'm just mad as fuck 367 00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:49.200 and em saying how bad it was. I when I did insert my fingers 368 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:55.079 to her, just a little bit into the ship, I ran my fingers 369 00:24:55.119 --> 00:25:03.000 across her nose and she was like, let's that smell you you? How? 370 00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:07.519 Yeah? That's what I was. Piss me off. Piss me off 371 00:25:10.480 --> 00:25:12.160 that last question you asked by the last. Mother's gonna let that bitch, 372 00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:15.119 andy, bitch, I'm going off on you too, and I'm probably gonna 373 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:18.119 call your mother and asked why she didn't teach you how to wipe because something 374 00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:22.119 was wrong. Something was wrong, you know. One time I asked a 375 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:26.039 man shout out to Michael. I asked this man, what do you do 376 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:30.279 when you do the sniff test and you smell us? Thinky Cucci? And 377 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:34.799 he said, I bite her Cucci. I'm not even I'm not even biting 378 00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:37.960 a pussy with me. He said. He bite the top part or the 379 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:42.319 He said, if I have been offended, so shall she? And I 380 00:25:42.400 --> 00:25:45.920 bite it back. No, I'm just gonna rub it across your nose so 381 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.319 you can see what I smelled. Now. When when she said, what's 382 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:59.400 that smell? What did you honestly say? I said you? What do 383 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.960 you ask say to you? It was you? You said it was her? 384 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:06.799 I said it was you? What did she say? I think it 385 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:11.240 was me that that can't be me. I need you to say that here. 386 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:14.920 I don't think it was me. That can't be mean all right, 387 00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:18.519 it was you. I ain't gonna lock Up'm gonna tell you this part, 388 00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.960 please hear. I was upset here, Okay, I was upset. I 389 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:26.640 wouldn't wash my fingers off because at this point I felt like my fingers were 390 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:30.279 burning but I think it was something I was probably imagining. But I feel 391 00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:33.680 like maybe my fingers were probably really burning. And I'm going off, come 392 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:37.880 back out, I'm going off. I got pushed on the bed and I 393 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:44.640 got my head. It was so good, like I just it was so 394 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:48.000 good. I got more head from mistake of pussy bitchdang. Come on now, 395 00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:52.759 all right, I was so listen after and when I left that house, 396 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:56.920 I took my Luca and I scrubbed my body. So I was so 397 00:26:56.079 --> 00:27:00.359 red. I was so disappointed myself, but it was good. Can even 398 00:27:00.359 --> 00:27:06.000 lie now? Hold on, we ain't gonna skip hands this You got head. 399 00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:10.359 She just kept giving you my head, never asked you to touch kiss. 400 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:12.160 What am I gonna do that? Fun? I just told you your 401 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:18.079 ship was thinking. This is crazy. Somebody can't tell me my cootie cats 402 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:22.359 think. And I just keep trying to have interactions. But I ain't gonna 403 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:30.480 lie at first. Listen, you try to listen. You do try to 404 00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.960 ignore it, like lie love it, you try try. You try to 405 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.119 lie a little bit at first, like like you ain't smell it. Well, 406 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:40.960 you know what I'm saying. Eventually I had to tell it it was 407 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:48.480 you let me not lie all the way I did, like try to ignore 408 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:56.400 at first, like I can just you know what I command. I feel 409 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:00.000 like we need to have more honest conversations because a lot of you be out 410 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:02.039 you're trying to act like you don't smell it and trying to ignore it. 411 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.079 You smell it, and you do and you try to put on this grave 412 00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:07.720 face and do it anyway you smell it. I'm gonna be honest with you. 413 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.920 Will upsess me more about that story is the fact that I am considered 414 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.799 a stud. She was she was feelingh because I don't like other studs. 415 00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:18.400 You know it's a thing, yes, stuff for stud Yeah, this is 416 00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:23.839 crazy, but it's like, how does your pussies think of mind? Doesn't 417 00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:26.960 what is the what? You know what I'm saying, Like I just I 418 00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:30.480 just wondered that because I'm the one that wore to void clothes you buy you 419 00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:33.799 Some studs don't even take care of themselves like that, Like they don't take 420 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:40.200 baths, they don't wash, they don't like they don't you would think Michael 421 00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:44.559 before her. But the studs closed are a little bit more baggy, so 422 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.400 you know, the pH has more space to room and be free and regulated. 423 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:51.359 You know, you know, you know it's the real truth. What's 424 00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:52.799 the real truth? If a stood don't let you give her head her pussy, 425 00:28:52.920 --> 00:28:57.279 think, you know what's crazy? Okay, So this is they thinks 426 00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:02.839 you know what my fresh grade is, ma'am. And why I don't really 427 00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:06.480 fuck with studs. A lot of the studs that I wanted to be like 428 00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:07.799 touch me, not like yo, I don't want you to give me head. 429 00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:10.680 I don't want to do ship. I'm like, bro, I like, 430 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:14.640 I'm so upset about that. I don't like that because there are studs 431 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:21.119 out there that will let you touch them. Bro, I'm me me this 432 00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:22.359 thing, and I'll be looking for the ms they like to do ship. 433 00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:29.240 I love to get fucked by film, really I do. I said, 434 00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:36.680 they don't believe me. I like my dick to come in the backpacks, 435 00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:45.359 backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack. Don't do that. Don't do that 436 00:29:45.519 --> 00:30:00.880 is about to sea. I said, you have to bleep you yo, 437 00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:04.680 for real, the for real I'm one of them. That's why. That's 438 00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:10.119 another reason why they don't consider me a real stud, because I'd rather get 439 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:12.039 sucked by my women. But studs confuse me. Because you got studs that 440 00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:17.279 are like, they don't even like gay women, they like straight women. 441 00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:21.799 How are you gay? I met bitches that have never scissored. I'm scizzard. 442 00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:25.839 You ain't never bump coches? How are you gay? How were you 443 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:29.680 gave? You never scissored to eat your song? But I do feel some 444 00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:33.680 type of ways. It's like about what scissoring? You ain't trying to scissor. 445 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.559 That's a little weird to me. That's weird, especially if you're a 446 00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:41.160 lesbian. I actually don't like to be strapped up on. I only want 447 00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:45.960 you to let me tell my experience came from We had a we we we 448 00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:49.119 both had with double ass. No, no, we didn't had the double 449 00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:52.559 edge. We just had each a deal to piece. Okay, put that, 450 00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:57.519 put that, you know, that part to each other together. It's 451 00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:03.279 just just say stop and then she put hers in her and I put mine 452 00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:07.480 to mind. We was I'm talking about fucking life. That's it. Fell 453 00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:11.000 I had never done nothing like that in my life. Someone please use these 454 00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:17.920 sounds for a trap. So baby, whole baby, fuck me back, 455 00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:19.519 because I'm gonna fuck you too. That's how I like it. I ain't 456 00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:22.119 gonna lie like now, I don't like it like that all the time, 457 00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.640 but maybe a time, maybe I'm drinking, I come home, I'm a 458 00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:30.359 big raise your shoulders and say drinking. Look, I'm a bitch that come 459 00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:36.519 home drunk from brunch with my girls. All maybe if you didn't go, 460 00:31:36.759 --> 00:31:38.880 or if we went together, we come home we smashing talking about talking about 461 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:48.680 you. You a mimosa mommy, Come on, somebody, I'll get drunk, 462 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.240 and you gotta say it on the mic. Shot half like two minutes. 463 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:57.279 Shot, we can't hear you. You're not on the mic? Do 464 00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:01.400 you think that's all on? LESBI and sex last? Are you fucking insane? 465 00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:06.839 Lets me and sex last longer than half long? You fucking a bitch. 466 00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:08.720 You could be fucking a bitch for an hour. We're gonna double it. 467 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:13.720 We gonna double it. That lets me first of all, of course, 468 00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:17.119 you got you got you a real you know your ship real. Nobody 469 00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:22.799 want no real thing. It gives it gives out like Couchie when we when 470 00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:24.519 we have the straps. That's why when people be like, well, why 471 00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:29.279 you why you want a bitch that were a strap, you might as well 472 00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:31.799 get a man. It's not the same because the dick pop off, I 473 00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:37.119 pop off under that. Under that is pussy. These sound effects have been 474 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:44.039 so exhilarating. It's like popping up with champagne. So with the girls because 475 00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:46.880 it feels good. It's so much juices. You don't understand. You have 476 00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:49.640 to beat it. Have you a fuck two bitch? Is that the same 477 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:59.079 thing? Exactly? So you need to step your game up? Come on, 478 00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:05.799 what do you mean what the difference is? You have a limit? 479 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.799 I think that, Uh, it's for me, you have a limite. 480 00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:16.279 There is a a more intense feeling is the fact that women know women more, 481 00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:21.079 just like I know you would, Okay you would, you wouldn't be 482 00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:24.039 with a man, right, okay, but honestly me and know me and 483 00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:30.119 more. I'm not telling you to go on that, right, but but 484 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:36.359 women, women know how to please other women. I was I would say, 485 00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.119 uh, I think intuition is a thing, right, So not saying 486 00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:43.440 you would, but like if a man was to please another man, he 487 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.160 automatically understands. Some men are more excited by the tips, Some men are 488 00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:50.960 more excited by the chefs. Some men are more excited by, you know, 489 00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:54.640 the testicles, whereas some women know like it's the glitterists, it's the 490 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:59.680 actual insertion of the tongue into the vagina, you know what I mean. 491 00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:01.519 So I think it's just that insight that a lot of people don't have. 492 00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:09.880 But I also want to say, y'r niggas is waldace. Some women do. 493 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:14.800 Some women like I got my best friend, my best friend from Arkansas. 494 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:19.840 She loves to suck nick so and she'll tell you that implicit bias says. 495 00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:23.719 I've heard some men say that men give better head than women. Exactly. 496 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.519 I've heard a lot of women say that women give the better head because 497 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:36.000 they know every woman doesn't look at everything exactly exactly exactly. I've look at 498 00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:42.679 exactly. I mean looking at I'm looking at it. That makes sense. 499 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:44.840 Now, hold on, hold on, we ain't gonna get too far off 500 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:49.719 this because hold on, you didn't say the most awkward moment with a man, 501 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:54.920 because Dizzey has been with men. I forgot about. Let me tell 502 00:34:54.920 --> 00:35:00.800 you about this old ass nigga why she put her hands together keep sleeping. 503 00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:06.079 I'm still mad about it, all right, So listen. I Black Planet 504 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:09.039 days, Oh shit, I was on remember Black Planet? You was on 505 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:13.360 Black Planet? Do you remember Black panting. Do you remember black plans? 506 00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:15.360 Do you remember? Do you black plan? Right? You tell me, 507 00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:19.280 y'all, like, hell yeah, all right, black planet days. I 508 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:23.199 was like fifteen, sixteen years old, fast as hell. I met this 509 00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:28.800 older man online. He was thirty years old. I slicked louded by my 510 00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:32.760 age. I said, I was like seventeen eighteen, but still I was 511 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:37.079 twenty five. Nigga, why would you fuck with me? But anyway, 512 00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.079 So anyway, so I used to I used to kick it with the nigga. 513 00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:43.880 I used to have him come on my block, not in front of 514 00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.239 my house. I used to run through. I used to run through backyards. 515 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:49.159 Smart you know what I'm saying, because I still had to get back 516 00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:52.039 to the house for school in the morning and tell my homegirls. But anyway, 517 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:53.960 so I did that a couple of times, and then you know, 518 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:58.119 he kind of talked me into coming to his house. He really didn't stay 519 00:35:58.159 --> 00:35:59.840 that far from me. But I had to check the nigga out of the 520 00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:01.719 first because what I used to do back in the day was life or death. 521 00:36:01.719 --> 00:36:06.840 And we did not have these type of phones. We had fucking sidekicks 522 00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:09.760 and raisor phones and ship I don't even know if that ship could track ship. 523 00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:13.920 Yo, I found my pink raser the other day, no looking at 524 00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:17.920 it, cause that ship track shit exactly. So we was already testing our 525 00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:21.920 lives doing crazy shit. But anyway, so I finally met up with the 526 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:23.239 nigga and he's, like I said, he was older, he had money 527 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:27.039 and shit. So you know when I got there, he had cook he 528 00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.880 had food cook for me. You know what I'm saying. He had his 529 00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:31.440 own ship, glem. Yes, you know, like I said, he 530 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:35.320 had money and I like niggas with money back in the day. So you 531 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:37.760 know, we were sitting on the couch, we ate were sitting on cows, 532 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:39.760 we watching the movie and Ship. I'm looking at him. I'm like, 533 00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:45.360 you gotta be the nigga right now. So he had he had higger, 534 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.320 so yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like I'm like this, So 535 00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.840 you know, I look back, he had some big lips, like some 536 00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:59.280 huge that some super cooler that big whit I got, I do, I 537 00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:01.320 did. I wasn't gonna say it for real, but I gotta tell the 538 00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:06.079 story. But anyway, so so I'm like, damn, I'm like he 539 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:07.039 got some In my head, I'm like he got some bigger lis. I'm 540 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:10.239 like, I'm trying to get some head on my nigga. So I'm like, 541 00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.400 you know what's up, Like you trying to give me some head? 542 00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:15.719 Blah blah blah. So he's like, hell, yeah, you know what 543 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:20.039 I'm saying. You just asked him? Yeah what am I for? I 544 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:23.440 was not got the ass. I better get something this food. But anyway, 545 00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.159 so so he was like, yeah, you want to go in the 546 00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:29.599 room. I ain't want to go in the room because I was like still 547 00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.800 slick scared because it was too far from the front door. You know what 548 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:35.679 I'm saying, If I need to run out, bitch was gonna run out 549 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:37.480 so fast forward. I give me So he made a little palette on the 550 00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:39.880 floor. I give me something, you know, He like, give me 551 00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:44.719 some head. Then he stopped. All right, this is where it gets 552 00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:46.960 crazy. People, y'all got to listen to me. This is trauma dozing 553 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:50.920 for me to steal. He stops in the middle, give me head. 554 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:52.880 So I'm like, what's going on? Why did he stop? Like why 555 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:57.320 did he stop so abruptly? You don't know that many worries from the South. 556 00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.440 Abruptly that's the word in it. It is I know for sure, 557 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:05.639 we won't ask you to spell it anyway, so he can. So he 558 00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:07.519 stopped and he just stand up. So I'm like, what's going on? 559 00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:09.960 So I was like, I'm heard every dude like a smell. I'm like, 560 00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.639 my ships think, yeah, you gotta hurt. I'm like, you 561 00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.079 know what I'm saying, Like what's happening? But I'm like I can't think 562 00:38:16.119 --> 00:38:24.920 because he's been eating it. Hold up? Hold up? What is it? 563 00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:36.239 Sir? Sir? The nigga take off his leg put it on the 564 00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:39.199 side of the fucking couch and didn't think he was gonna be trae songs and 565 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:46.280 dive back in. Hold the fuck out. Hold up. Somebody called the 566 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:50.039 police. Call my mother. I don't give a fuck about this. Sneak 567 00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:55.519 out. Cal my mom call her now, nigga, let me let you 568 00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:59.599 get you, Let me let you I don't know if I continue to tell 569 00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:01.039 the story or let you ask the question. Can't ask you a questions? 570 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:07.000 Go ahead? Was it a b K or a king imputation? There was 571 00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:10.039 still a piece of knee there. It was like under it was a below 572 00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:14.679 the kneeputation. I don't even know it was a or B all I know 573 00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:19.760 was leg came off. I was finna call my fucking mama and told her 574 00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:25.000 I snuck out on myself. Listen, how you snitching on yourself? Because 575 00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:29.360 who the fuck take their leg off while you getting head? Why he can't 576 00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:36.400 get comfortable? You know what I'm about that I was gifted with it. 577 00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:37.760 That ain't gonna be flowers my more, because I'm finna get this motherfucker on 578 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.679 top of the egg. She wanted to get hit on top of the head. 579 00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:46.559 What do you mean? So? Look, so I'm scared as ship. 580 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:50.320 I jump up. I'm grabbing my ship like he wasn't just up in 581 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:54.920 there. I'm like, yo, I'm like I'm ready to go home, 582 00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:58.440 and telling I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go home. He's trying 583 00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:01.239 to explain it. Well, I I'm missing leg because this ain't the time. 584 00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:05.639 Now you're not back? Told me did he have sugar? Did he 585 00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:07.119 get shot? Now, I'm not gonna lie. I want to know what 586 00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:09.920 you want to know what he said? He lost his leg in the war? 587 00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:14.440 What war? He lost his leg? I thought he was in his 588 00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.599 thirties. Wait, hold on, he lost his leg in the war. 589 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:20.360 You got now you're gonna tell me that. But listen, then I started 590 00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:23.079 seeing other ship that I didn't see why the nigga was missing three fingers too, 591 00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.440 Somebody, I'm finna get it. I'm finna get up out this shot 592 00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:34.480 for I'm finna get about this share. I'm getting remad. I'm gonna get 593 00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:37.920 remad. I started saying, I didn't see Nigga was hid and since so 594 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:42.159 good because we meeting up in the car at night time. Even when I 595 00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:44.960 was at his house, you sitting on the side. I ain't no you 596 00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.400 was missing three fingers. Nigga started pulling out shit. He like, I 597 00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:52.440 ain't got I don't I know my leg girl, I'm missing fingers. I 598 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:59.039 ain't even know. You're a messing fangus talking about come on, come on 599 00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:04.880 this time? Are you traumatized? You feel it? That's not the I 600 00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:09.159 told his story. Listen, it's so bad, the worst sex I've ever 601 00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:13.079 had. And it was good at first, but come on now, okay, 602 00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:15.320 talking about I got some questions. I needed to take a drink. 603 00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.119 I'm stressed. I got a question. Come on, come on, First 604 00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:21.400 of all, what fucking war if you were fifteen and he was thirty like 605 00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:24.719 that nigga said a war. Who's asking them type of questioning? I e 606 00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:29.800 ed hit the fucking tank. Say I lost my I was in the army. 607 00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.239 I lost my leg in the war. Okay, that's the first question. 608 00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:36.880 Second question, how was good before you knew he was missing legs and 609 00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:40.440 fingers? But now it's not when you know he is. How was it 610 00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:45.280 good when you didn't know he was missing legs and fingers? But once you 611 00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:49.840 figured out it was, it wasn't because that scared me. So now you 612 00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:53.079 can't touch me. You can't touch me. But he was been touching with 613 00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:57.280 the same one finger because that's all he has on I didn't know, and 614 00:41:57.280 --> 00:42:00.480 you should have kept it like that. You shout, I capping like that. 615 00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:02.159 Niggas couldn't touch me no more. I don't give a fuck out good 616 00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:06.400 it was you couldn't touch me no more, But let me finish the story. 617 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:12.679 The story. So I told listen, I'm scared his head. I 618 00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:14.960 told a nigga, you better take me home. I calling my mama. 619 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.360 I was like, I was legit fin to tell on myself. Take me 620 00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:21.920 home. When you're calling my mother, when you're willing to tell on yourself, 621 00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:23.800 that's how you know, I was already not supposed to be out, 622 00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:28.320 and then he's an older man. Come on, now, that's like two, 623 00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:31.119 three, four or five red flags on me. I was looking at 624 00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:35.280 getting kicked out, and my mama stayed kicking me the fuck out every time 625 00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.480 I did something, that bitch was gonna kick me out, so that I 626 00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:39.880 knew, I said, but at least I got my grandma. Hold on, 627 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:43.719 My grandma stayed out on the street. I'm going to grandma house. 628 00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:45.199 Disney, hold on one second, because my life is about to end it 629 00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:49.280 in like a minute, So if you want alive, I'm about to stop 630 00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.119 it and restart in two seconds. Hold on, don't say no more of 631 00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:58.360 the story, look Disney, please, Okay. So he takes his leg 632 00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:01.280 off, he takes his three fingers off. What's snaxt He didn't take his 633 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:05.320 three fingers off. They was already off. Goddamn. Yeah. They was 634 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:08.159 like nubs. Oh you know what I'm saying. But I just started noticing 635 00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:12.599 shit now that I'm scared grabbing my pussy and now my ship is like a 636 00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:15.400 dozzle. Now. Yeah, and like I said, he trying to explain 637 00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:19.159 what's going on. I'm telling them take me the fuck home. I'm calling 638 00:43:19.199 --> 00:43:21.519 my mom, and he want that because he was an older man and he 639 00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:22.840 knew I was younger. I feel like you knew. I lied about my 640 00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.159 age a little bit, but I only live out like a year or two. 641 00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:29.280 Come on, now, you thirty something years old. Anyway, So 642 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.599 he took me home and I never talked to him again. Bit you made 643 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:36.599 it seem like it was more story left. But I did see him again, 644 00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:44.360 Okay, I did see I thought it was over here. Where did 645 00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:45.480 you see this had nothing to do with what you asked me? Though? 646 00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:51.920 Where did you see him at church? He was the motherfucking vidioga for he 647 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:58.079 was shot. He was on the he was shot at fucking church. Hold 648 00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.719 on, hold on, he was on the av ministry. Hate. Let 649 00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:02.280 me tell you something. Okay. I got in trouble. Okay, so 650 00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:06.119 I want to fast forward it. I got in trouble. It was months 651 00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.400 later. I got in trouble in the South. They send you to juvenile. 652 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:12.239 I got in trouble, Okay. I did some stupid shit in the 653 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:15.239 juvenile and they sent me to jail. I got out of jail, So 654 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:17.119 my mama wanted to be like, where are going to church. Face ass 655 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:22.360 go to church sitting in that bitch. He at the motherfucking front with the 656 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.559 pastor, and shit, I'm like, is damn. So I'm sitting there 657 00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:29.159 like nobody knows that I know this. You know what I'm saying. My 658 00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:31.320 mama here, her husband and my little brother. I ain't told none of 659 00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:35.760 these motherfuckers because why would I. So I'm like, I'm looking at church. 660 00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:37.400 I'm like, oh my God, I'm like, Lord, why are 661 00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:39.920 you doing this to me? Like I started blaming the Lord. But I 662 00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:44.639 feel like you playing in my face because why would you? Why would my 663 00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:47.519 mama we already wasn't even going to church. Why ma mama pick her church? 664 00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:52.960 This church? This church? And so I seen him, I was 665 00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:54.159 like, I'm not gonna say nothing. Were walking out the door. You 666 00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:57.960 know how when you walking out the church doors, some of them me and 667 00:44:58.000 --> 00:45:02.239 they hold the doors open for everybody to leave. The greed that nigga went 668 00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:05.440 no grit to us. He was at the you know what I'm saying, 669 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:07.159 He was just holding the door. But some of them niggas was holding some 670 00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:09.920 of the greedis us, Yeah, But that nigga was one of the motherfuckers 671 00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:13.760 open the door, and then the door he opened it. It was multiple 672 00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:15.519 doors. The door he opened it, and my mama want to walk through. 673 00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:20.239 Bitch, I said, this bitch must know something. Can I ask 674 00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.800 you a question? When he opened the doors, did you notice he was 675 00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:27.760 missing three fingers? No, because he was holding different No, he was 676 00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:31.079 holding there was the other hand. It was the other hand. And he 677 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:37.239 tries to hide that. He hides ith. Yeah, he is, he 678 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:40.280 hies it. So I'm walking out the motherfucking door. I'm like, fuck, 679 00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:44.079 my MoMA walking out the door. We all walking out the same I'm 680 00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:45.320 like, I really want to go out a different door, but I ain't. 681 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:49.480 I'm like, I'm just gonna go out the same door with him, 682 00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:52.400 because we already walking together. I'm like, my god. He's like, 683 00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:55.519 hey see me walking out the door. Hey, how you doing? Are 684 00:45:55.559 --> 00:46:00.880 you talking to you? I'm like, I'm good, thank you. And 685 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.119 then he said while I was walking past, he said, I ain't talking 686 00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:06.119 in a while. I just kept walking. So then my mama heard that. 687 00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:07.039 Some My mama said, who is that? I said, I don't 688 00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:13.000 know. I don't know. I said, I think he think he knowing 689 00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.480 me. I don't know. You better than me, because I would have 690 00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:20.800 did straight like Krashan, but would talk to me though you obviously this may 691 00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.920 be my family and I slicked. I look like my mama. But why 692 00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:28.760 wouldn't you talk to me? You want to go to jail exactly because I 693 00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.159 would. I would have cried wolf in that bitch. Tell me I would 694 00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:35.119 have cried wolf in that bitch. Let my mom would find out you was 695 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:38.400 you fucking in? No? You feel me? And I ain't even want 696 00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.320 to be there. Look, I didn't want to be the girl, but 697 00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:44.559 I would have led on that nigga and asked you a question. Say you're 698 00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:51.599 in a supermarket tomorrow, right, and you see someone struggling with their prosthetic 699 00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:55.760 leg and their groceries, and it's this gentleman, what would you do? 700 00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:04.360 I'm punching your fucking like then I'm like, help yo, Oh my god, 701 00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:08.320 oh my god, are you okay? And it probably punched you again. 702 00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:12.880 Let it not be nobody else around, but you got me fucked up. 703 00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:16.239 I'm still mad. I paid good money, Slee Spowers actually shot pay 704 00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:21.920 good money. Spleeplowers took it back. Thank you. You see this, 705 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.039 this is a good skin. This is why you can't be nice to black 706 00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:27.920 women because you see how I give her all these things and she just been 707 00:47:27.960 --> 00:47:30.400 punching that way. You want yours? What was your? What was your? 708 00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:35.719 At least mine that had all? They did hit the white things seven 709 00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:45.880 hush. I said, damn dog d, damn damn dog again. Don't 710 00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:50.239 let me see another nigga like that. I'm not playing. I ain't gonna 711 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:52.199 lie. After that, I was traumatized. I'm gonna tell you this this 712 00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:55.639 real quick. I was traumatized in every nigga that I met. After that, 713 00:47:57.039 --> 00:47:59.639 I was like doing some weird ship like when he been trying to talk 714 00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:04.559 to me, I'm punching the nigga an arm, trying to feel if it 715 00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:13.440 was weird, kicking the leg because I had that. I've been you know 716 00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:15.480 what's crazy. I thought you were trying to assert your dominance, but but 717 00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:21.719 you were checking for I'm checking. I really wanted to do it to you, 718 00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:25.079 even even but I'm just saying, even though like I'm not, I'm 719 00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:34.760 not even talking to you like this, but I still wanted to. Okay, 720 00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:40.760 So we've we've learned so much today, so much. My next question 721 00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:45.800 has to be everyone always tries to be perfect on social media, right, 722 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:52.199 no losses. I always have to be in tiptop sho. So I always 723 00:48:52.239 --> 00:49:02.239 like to ask, when's the last time you was embarrassed? Embarrassed and dealing 724 00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:06.519 with dealing with the social media? Yeah? No, no, does it 725 00:49:06.639 --> 00:49:08.760 have to be social media? Just period in life? Did you fall? 726 00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:14.199 Did you, you know, call someone by the wrong pronouns? Did you 727 00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:17.719 I don't see something. I was working at this warehouse. I'm really a 728 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.920 warehouse bitch. But the older I get, the more I realized I'm not 729 00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:23.519 a warehouse bitch. You seem very SADITTI to me, what do you mean? 730 00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:28.920 Like? You seem very like that's beneath me. So you I know, 731 00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:31.800 to draw four clips and everything, but you seem like that's not the 732 00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:35.480 life that was meant for you. No, I'll take care of old people. 733 00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:38.800 You seem like a bad bitch, respectfully taking care of your grandmothers and 734 00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:44.679 grandpa. Uh huh No. But for real, though, let me tell 735 00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:46.760 you, I was working at this fucking warehouse. Let me tell y'all, 736 00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:51.679 I was working at this world so fucking embarrassing, so embarrassing. I was 737 00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:57.960 working at this warehouse. We was making the y'all know the wires that coming 738 00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:02.119 attire. Okay, I to the warehouse that made those. So I was 739 00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:05.639 on the line. I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. 740 00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:07.599 Went to the bathroom. He's a bathroom. I don't know what the fuck 741 00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:10.440 I did in the bathroom. But when I came out. Think I worked 742 00:50:10.440 --> 00:50:13.519 over night shift at the time. So one of that many people there, 743 00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:19.480 I'm walking back down to my line. It's a nigga that was like hey, 744 00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:24.199 he said, he said hey, he said, you got some tissue. 745 00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:30.719 He said, you got some tissue in your paints. I'm like, 746 00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:34.920 what in your pains? Am I in the back? So I started I 747 00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:37.760 felt. I saw he was like in the back. It's like back by 748 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:40.599 the ass. I ain't even ship, So I don't know. I don't 749 00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:45.119 know how the tissue got back to So I pulled. I felt the tissue. 750 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:47.400 I started pulling. When I tell you, the tissue so long, 751 00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:52.639 it was like the whole wrong. Yeah. I was like, oh my 752 00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.840 god. And I had heard him boring up. I looked at him. 753 00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:06.760 I was like, thank you. That is so ambarrassed. I didn't know 754 00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:10.920 what to say. Hold on, you ain't had no hold on hold on, 755 00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:15.679 you ain't shipping there? No, okay, hold on, hold on 756 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:21.639 to this day, dey DESI there's a safe space. I don't care. 757 00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:23.880 This is a safe space. I know it is. Did you ship? 758 00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:29.599 No, I would have said I didn't all this. I'm gonna just say 759 00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.199 this. I don't remember shipping. And even if I didn't ship, why 760 00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:37.760 was the tension paper so long? It was legit? Huh do you line? 761 00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:43.599 The too? Did layer the toilet? But but why did I put 762 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:49.360 that? It was like the whole role. When I tell you I'm steady 763 00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:52.239 pulling from the back, I'm going back to my line. I'm just steady 764 00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:54.960 pulling. I ain't thinking. I thought when he said you got a little 765 00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:59.360 tissue back then he said, love, you got a little tissie back then 766 00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:08.079 the whole fucking role. Embarrassed, embarrassed? Thank got it with no women 767 00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:14.320 there? Uh? DJ Exclusive two one five said she put the role in 768 00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:16.119 her pants? L O L You know, was I trying to steal the 769 00:52:16.199 --> 00:52:19.719 tissue at this point? I don't know what the fun was going. But 770 00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:23.719 let us know. Let me turn my come around, ma'am, ma'am, 771 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:32.000 what the fuck happened? You feel me? Yo? You feel me. 772 00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:38.280 I'm not got fired shortly, so maybe they thought that they fired me. 773 00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:43.199 They I don't know. They never really told me. They really said it 774 00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.920 was some of my attendants. But I think it was the tissue. Were 775 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:49.480 you absent a lot? No? Did you fall out a lot? No? 776 00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.360 Were you laid alive? I was the only girl there too, were 777 00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:57.280 No? Did you leave early a lot? No? I never leave work 778 00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:01.280 early a lot? And now I don't even like jobs. Well, yeah, 779 00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:05.719 shot, if you don't get on this mic, we're not gonna talk 780 00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:09.480 to you. Put just put your mouth over here. Put your mouth over 781 00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:15.400 here. He can't reach that far because he's too tall. Sorry you didn't 782 00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:23.360 get in the background laughing at you, fine, single shot, Yes, 783 00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:31.400 yes I am. Listen. You know what type of employee you are? 784 00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:35.559 You're the employed. It always has a funny ass story as to wash and 785 00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:38.480 fire you, and I just don't like it would be to the point now, 786 00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:42.320 like when I transfer the store because they like moved me to a different 787 00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:45.119 store, the new manager ain't got no twitch but to fire your ass. 788 00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:46.159 But since I never did no paperwork, they can't, so they stuck with 789 00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:51.559 you. So you done made it through like years of management and then finding 790 00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:54.360 somebody popped your ass. That's an employee. But they loved you though they 791 00:53:54.480 --> 00:54:00.280 fired me. They and they didn't. It was quickly, swiftly. It 792 00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:04.320 wasn't that long after that incident. I don't know if they said the tissue 793 00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:15.159 haven't back, bitch, No for really, I have a question. Okay, 794 00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:21.719 have you ever been with a woman? Yeah? You know what's crazy? 795 00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:25.559 My first sexual uh interactions were with women before they were with men, 796 00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:29.800 and what was wrong with them? Nothing's wrong with them. I still love 797 00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:32.599 women, I still be mention, but I realized that I want a husband. 798 00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:40.079 So I've actively been like pursuing men lately. But men they don't like 799 00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:46.679 you. Well, I won't say that men don't like me. I just 800 00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:52.119 haven't found my husband. That's all. Why you want the truth? No, 801 00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.800 I always want you to lie on here. Why I don't be trying? 802 00:54:55.679 --> 00:54:59.320 Is that really the truth? Yeah? Like I don't go outside if 803 00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:01.599 it's not like me working or one of my friends having an event, I 804 00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:06.840 don't go outside and I wouldn't try to talk to Like. It gotta be 805 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.480 a reason why you don't go outside with me. You've had bad experiences? 806 00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:13.159 Yeah, are plenty. So you don't want to waste no more time. 807 00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:17.960 No, how do you find a man if you don't go outside? No, 808 00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:21.800 this ship is real. I realized this like a few months ago. 809 00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:23.960 Like I can't keep complaining that the they didn't pull a trash and I can't 810 00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:27.679 find a nigga when all I do is say in my house and eat snacks 811 00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:30.760 and Netflix. Yeah, but you like being in your comfort zone, which 812 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:34.880 is cool. I won't know why. Why the snacks is fire. The 813 00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:38.480 crime rate is low, okay, the vibes is on a trillion. Parking 814 00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:46.559 is available like inside a little bit. You owe me? She owe me 815 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:53.119 five dollars. She walked two blocks for parties tech. We literally walked around 816 00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:57.360 the corner to my parking spot. Though. Okay, okay, but listen, 817 00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.440 when are you going to go outside and get you a man? Then 818 00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:01.960 your den? But I don't like what they're asking you, so I kind 819 00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:07.280 of see why you say what you say. Thank you. I'm so happy 820 00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:09.800 that there's a third party to confirm everything. It's shy be lying. But 821 00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:15.159 this sawhim too. She said a couple of ships. She showed me a 822 00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:20.079 couple of things, and it was bullshit. The please, how do you 823 00:56:20.320 --> 00:56:23.760 how do you say some of the things you remember somebody asked about a oh 824 00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:30.840 on on, because I aren't they gonna be a question? Uh yeah, 825 00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.280 we're gonna do those anyway. Okay, Well, niggas was asking about penises 826 00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:39.119 and I don't even say penis, I say dick. And then niggas was 827 00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:45.079 saying, they're just saying the same ship. You're gorgeous. I wanted to 828 00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:51.880 take you out whenever you're coming in New York City, like what like, 829 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:52.840 what are you doing? Like what are you talking about? Are you paying 830 00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:57.119 for food? Are you is it Dutch? Like what's going on? Do 831 00:56:57.199 --> 00:56:59.679 you want to have a conversation with her? Like? What is it? 832 00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:01.639 Y'all don't know, y'all, niggas, I have to say this, come 833 00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:04.559 on, say it, Come on, y'all. My niggas don't know how 834 00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:07.679 to take the woman out. I would never me personally. I love women. 835 00:57:07.960 --> 00:57:10.360 I would never approach women like I'm just trying to talk to her like 836 00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:15.079 that. I want to get to know you, Okay, so what like 837 00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:17.840 we can go here, we can go here, Like mam, I was 838 00:57:17.880 --> 00:57:21.840 telling you about the girl that I did like, and it's a few things 839 00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:24.119 that I did do for her that she's never had. She's used to people 840 00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:29.079 trying to get into her pants. That's I take you somewhere and I'm taking 841 00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:31.920 you home. I'm not asking no pussy. I got my own. I'm 842 00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:36.159 got to play in yours. You feel me, You know what I'm saying. 843 00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:38.000 I like to get to know people. We at a time, you 844 00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:43.199 know how they got them shows next door? My next door neighbor was a 845 00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:49.760 killer married. Yes, you feel me. There's too much shit going on. 846 00:57:49.840 --> 00:57:52.119 You need to know who the fuck you're dealing with. And that's what 847 00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:58.000 y'all not on. Y'all like how much money he got? What she finna 848 00:57:58.119 --> 00:58:00.320 do? Is that pussy good? Whole time? I'm a serial killer, 849 00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:07.199 you finna get chopped off because because you're trying to fuck sir, Come on, 850 00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:10.280 man, get it together. I do want to say, can we 851 00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:14.599 stop this whole notion of before you get to know me? You want me 852 00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:16.119 to come to your house? Because baby, I don't even like that. 853 00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:19.559 I don't even like you. Then you want to get robbed, But I 854 00:58:19.599 --> 00:58:22.519 don't even like that. I seen this one bitch went to somebody house, 855 00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:27.599 this man house, and he kept her hostage. He kept her hostage in 856 00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:30.920 his fucking house. Stop going to these nigga's houses unless you got back up, 857 00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:35.920 bitch. Stop letting these bitches come to your house unless you got back 858 00:58:36.039 --> 00:58:40.679 up. Nigga fit shop, yep, come on now, don't make me 859 00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:46.079 hanging the fuck on. Be smart about it. Whole time you're talking about 860 00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:50.960 old we can come back and smoking drake and get robbed exactly because that's what 861 00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:52.519 you're going to do. Honestly, Why is that the only thing that y'all 862 00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:57.599 like to do in relationships? Smoking drink? Bitch, go to the museum. 863 00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.960 Y'alln't like gold cards. Y'all don't like arcades, mini golf, you 864 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:05.320 know what I'm saying. Then you don't like yeah golf, Top Golf. 865 00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:08.639 It's it's kind of pricey, but Top Golf is a nice place to go 866 00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:13.119 there. You ever been to to take my fast ass to Korean barbecue? 867 00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:15.320 Do you like top golf? I've never been, You've never I'm gonna take 868 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:20.159 you to Top Golf. I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking her the Top Golf. 869 00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:24.039 You gotta go to top golf. You get two hours of trying to 870 00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:28.440 golf. Trying to golf is crying to golf, and you go out with 871 00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.960 more other motherfuckers who already know how to golf. So you're trying to get 872 00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:34.920 your ship right. I learned what clubs to use and everything. You know 873 00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:37.679 what I'm saying. You get some good food, some drinks. You could 874 00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:40.199 do all of that. It might run you about two fifty whatever. But 875 00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:43.559 if you like it, you like it. What's money if you if you 876 00:59:43.639 --> 00:59:45.440 got a little bit of it, come on somebody. They be spending their 877 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:49.519 rent money. That's why they be mad. Yeah, that's why they they 878 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:52.119 be spending their rent money. And then they be mad. They if you 879 00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:55.320 get you didn't fucked around. You done got an apple dollar and a fucking 880 00:59:55.440 --> 01:00:00.320 meal and a drink. Damn nigga, it was only fu thirty five dollars. 881 01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:05.760 Came mad because that was that broke into his rent money. Niggas don't 882 01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:07.679 even want to pay in fifty dollars on a pussy. You know, my 883 01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:13.280 grandma told me what my grandma she passed r I P. Walleen. My 884 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:16.480 my name is Walleen. This this is a terrible name as a as a 885 01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:20.840 child to have that sounds like a Muslim man, you feel, I don't 886 01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:24.400 know who it sounds like my motherfucking great grandma was wrong. But she said 887 01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:29.039 every woman is sitting on a million dollars if she knows how to use it. 888 01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:31.519 I said, well, bitch, I ain't use mine right yet that 889 01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:35.920 we're trying to get there, and niggas don't like that. Now listen, 890 01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:37.480 we in the time where they ain't got a million dollars. I'm not gonna 891 01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:40.960 lie. I've only used like one hundred k my million dollar, all right, 892 01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:44.480 I feel like I use less than that. I'm upset. Really, 893 01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:45.920 I'm gonna walk off. I hate that for you, you know what. 894 01:00:46.039 --> 01:00:50.519 I feel like you want problems. I feel like she wants problems. You 895 01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:52.480 know what? But she ain't never been a top golf to her, to 896 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:57.679 one of you niggas that got the top golf, I never I didn't revoke 897 01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:00.920 my ship. Who now plays spades? Cause now that's what I want to 898 01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:05.239 do? Who playing? No, you're not place phase? Who now I'm 899 01:01:05.239 --> 01:01:09.440 playing? Who know? Shall you do not place phase either? I'm the 900 01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:13.679 only nigga an. I'm light skin, but I'm the only nigg in anyone 901 01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:15.199 else. Get back to the topic. I just want to know what was 902 01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:19.119 going on in here. Didny You said you had a few questions for me. 903 01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:22.519 That was it. All you had to ask was why I'm still single? 904 01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:27.400 Because I have all right. So, never going to get into the 905 01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:30.679 edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is when we read stories, 906 01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:35.039 questions, comments that you guys, sen and and on the day that 907 01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:37.079 we record, I usually put a prompt up. But if you have something 908 01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:40.159 to share and it's not on a day that I put the prompt up, 909 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:47.079 you can always email inquiries at Stormy p e a dot com. So the 910 01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:55.239 first one, how do you duck getting nutted in the eye? I'm gonna 911 01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:02.840 read that. We're gonna read that again. It says, how do you 912 01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:07.159 duck getting nutted in the eye? Dizzy? Take it away? First of 913 01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:09.920 all, why the fun would you ask somebody that that's the problem with you? 914 01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:13.599 And that's not a question from a woman. That's a question from a 915 01:02:13.679 --> 01:02:16.159 man. That was a question from a woman. It was, Oh it 916 01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:22.480 was, But you didn't disappointed me. And you know, I don't mean, 917 01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:25.199 I don't mean to you know, let you go first. Uh, 918 01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:28.320 well, I don't mean to take it on a tangent, but uh, 919 01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:35.559 just a quick question or a quick story you always have glasses on. One 920 01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:40.400 day right, one day right, one day right. I really liked this 921 01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:50.639 guy and I was sucking. It was the so like he was nutting and 922 01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:55.159 he pulled out and the timing was perfect to where it shot straight up my 923 01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:59.639 nose. And when I say straight up my nose, it was like a 924 01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:06.280 fucking Nettie pot it. It didn't blurn, but I was blowing kids out 925 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.440 my nose for like two days afterwards. Well, thank god you ain't have 926 01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:15.960 real kids. Wow, only one? We love him, Send him rest 927 01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:22.280 to God. Yeah, this is not coming out come on story. But 928 01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:27.760 yeah, so when you ask, how do you duck getting nutting in the 929 01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.440 eye, maybe I don't know. I'm still getting nutted in the nose. 930 01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.360 Wow, she ain't even made to the eye, that's what you say. 931 01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:37.840 Yeah, okay, so let me let me tell you what it would be 932 01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:42.320 with me. We're protective eye wear. What kind of another we talking about? 933 01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:45.159 Now? If it's man nuts, because I don't fuck both. If 934 01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:49.800 his man nutt a nigga, ain't nothing mine. If he fucked around, 935 01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:52.480 none mine, I'm taking it. I'm gonna dig that nuts in my eye. 936 01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:58.199 Am rubbing than his? Now Jack is a bitch. She can nut 937 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:01.639 all over everything she that on. I don't know why the woman nut is 938 01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:05.800 different from man nuts. And the nigga can't never nothing mine because I'm gonna 939 01:04:05.800 --> 01:04:11.159 scoop that ship out and rubber and your ship. Now both our eyes is 940 01:04:11.239 --> 01:04:14.599 burning. Can I just say one thing when you say woman nuts, ain't 941 01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:18.280 man nut, I'm be real. I'm listening to that. Don't shoot the 942 01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:27.079 messenger. Sometimes be white. These men drink more women. These men drink 943 01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.440 more water than the women. Listen, you know the nut is different, 944 01:04:31.400 --> 01:04:38.320 so I would rather so you would rather man nut. Every nigga you want 945 01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:43.119 into not gonna just be drinking water. I like I like men. That's 946 01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:47.320 in the gym, so that's where you go protein pre workout. And she 947 01:04:47.639 --> 01:04:51.480 like healthy nut. She don't like niggas in the club. Nothing. But 948 01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:56.239 what if you been a nigga in the club, How can you tell I 949 01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.880 don't be the club because I mean in the house. Remember, Oh yeah, 950 01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:04.440 that's what I'm saying. We're in the club right now. We got 951 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:15.280 two more questions, guys. Next one, Paul got dizzy fucked up up. 952 01:05:19.639 --> 01:05:24.599 It's not my fault though, How was it my fault? We keep 953 01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:30.280 talking exactly. That's why I'm telling you. I'm telling you, would you 954 01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:34.840 date a man with a micro penis? You should let me ask you that. 955 01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:44.400 Okay, would you date a man with a micro penis? How big 956 01:05:44.559 --> 01:05:48.679 is his wallet? That's no money, no money, the micro penis? 957 01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:55.039 But what if he was What if he treated you right? That's all I 958 01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.079 was gonna say. What if he did everything you wanted, He did everything 959 01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:00.760 you asked, He paid everything that you needed. You really didn't name you 960 01:06:00.880 --> 01:06:05.760 have to go to work. What is his head like? It's amazing? 961 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:12.079 Is he opened the toys? Maybe? Does he want to be monogamous? 962 01:06:14.199 --> 01:06:15.800 Yes? Because my whole thing is you can't let everybody know you got macro 963 01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:19.440 penis. But he can. Okay, he can. He wants to be 964 01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:27.679 monogamous. Head game is crazy, wallet is crazy? Like a baby? 965 01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:31.519 I buy me a microscope? What's up? So you fuck with it? 966 01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:38.440 No cheating? If he's not going to shoot on me, because I'm not 967 01:06:38.519 --> 01:06:41.039 going to shoot on him. If he's willing to be open to toys, 968 01:06:41.280 --> 01:06:48.760 there's no toys. No toy Well if you were like literally not satisfied being 969 01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:56.960 with him, but ever no toys, No she can do toys to herself. 970 01:06:57.119 --> 01:07:00.400 But he won't. He won't. You know, wait, I can 971 01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:04.480 do toys to me, but he can't do toys to me. And honestly, 972 01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:09.239 that's not always. That's not always like the best, yeah, because 973 01:07:10.599 --> 01:07:14.440 because sometimes you want sex with other people, other people on you feels good, 974 01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:17.639 not even that. It's just like I don't want you to preheat the 975 01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:20.320 oven, then I gotta go in the bathroom and cook it myself, Like 976 01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:23.280 no, baby, I need you to make this meat look for me. 977 01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:28.239 But he do what he can do, but it don't really satisfy you. 978 01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:30.800 But he's everything that you wanted, the man, the dick, just little. 979 01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:33.719 We're gonna have to go talk to the lady because you're gonna have to 980 01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:39.199 get open tonight. Yet that's what I'm saying. We're gonna have to go 981 01:07:39.280 --> 01:07:41.400 talk to the lady so you can get open to the idea of you see 982 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:46.280 some toys. Okay, let me clip shy. If you was a man 983 01:07:46.320 --> 01:07:50.679 with the micro penis, and would you get a strap on to fuck your 984 01:07:50.800 --> 01:07:57.039 lady? Oh trying to use your ship? Uh yeah, I would do 985 01:07:57.320 --> 01:08:10.599 with the trap on. First of all, I'm gonna do whatever I gotta 986 01:08:10.599 --> 01:08:16.680 do the keeper. But that's crazy. Okay, it was Okay, that's 987 01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:23.239 it. Yeah, alright, the next Okay, one eye open or both 988 01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:30.680 closed, that's what it's saying. One eye open or both closed when you're 989 01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:39.399 kissing somebody the camera looking at the camera. One eye open or both closed 990 01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:45.479 when you kissing somebody, and that goes both ways. No, we ain't 991 01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:50.640 gonn go both ways. If somebody's kissing you and they got one eye open 992 01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:59.520 or both close. You know, I'm a millennial. I was raised on 993 01:09:00.279 --> 01:09:04.399 the Disney Channel. Nkelonian. Baby, you gotta give me the poor fantasy. 994 01:09:04.800 --> 01:09:10.319 Okay, you have to with both eyes, touch lips and let me 995 01:09:10.439 --> 01:09:13.560 kick one leg up. What if it's what if it's one eye open, 996 01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:21.680 but the kiss was amazing, one eye opened, two eyes yeah, Bobus, 997 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:30.439 do you want to kiss like this? For you? The kiss was 998 01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:36.600 terrible, but one eye open, one eye I'm gonna change the question. 999 01:09:38.079 --> 01:09:43.399 One eye open and the kiss is amazing, but both eyes closed, it's 1000 01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:46.399 terrible. I'm not against one i open. Baby, maybe you got ops. 1001 01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:49.880 You gotta shut your ship down for me. Kick one not open, 1002 01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:54.960 look and see who's coming around. I'm not against this. Get off, 1003 01:09:55.479 --> 01:10:00.520 yeah, who's on? Who is it? I think it's sign for her 1004 01:10:00.600 --> 01:10:13.159 to go what who is Both fies open, both eyes open, and the 1005 01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:17.000 kiss. Both eyes open and the kiss is amazing. Both eies open is 1006 01:10:17.000 --> 01:10:19.279 a little much to me because I'm a Christian woman. If you could have 1007 01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:23.600 both your eyes open, I don't think we're living the same lifestyle. I 1008 01:10:23.800 --> 01:10:29.039 got can't think. Please, I'm done with this. Hello, take this 1009 01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:38.680 tea, Take this favorite. I'm done talking to her. I'm Both fies 1010 01:10:38.760 --> 01:10:45.920 open and the kiss is amazing. Bothies open is weird because now I think 1011 01:10:45.920 --> 01:10:55.720 you're trying to take my money on my purposes. Please, I'm not dealing 1012 01:10:55.760 --> 01:11:02.119 with you anymore. I think it's gonna be my last. I seeing gotta 1013 01:11:02.199 --> 01:11:10.600 go, she gotta go, she gotta go. You gotta go to your 1014 01:11:10.640 --> 01:11:16.359 friend? Yeah, all right, my best friend. Yeah. Oh we've 1015 01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:19.239 been in a live a double date then, yeah, because I've been seventh 1016 01:11:19.359 --> 01:11:24.640 wheeling. Oh, group of us. I mean, I'll be like damn, 1017 01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:28.000 I'm like, yes, okay, this we love you, bitch. 1018 01:11:28.119 --> 01:11:30.920 I'll be like, fuck up. First of all, I just want to 1019 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:33.520 say real ship. I know we said it earlier in the episode. Let 1020 01:11:33.560 --> 01:11:38.439 me tell you, right, you're my live ended. I'll just hold in 1021 01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:44.279 on the next episode of Stormy and Disney. How much you would Dizzey pay 1022 01:11:44.399 --> 01:11:47.039 for a Stormy? And with that being said, my message is always the 1023 01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:50.600 same. Follow me on the gram at Stormy p p e A, Follow 1024 01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:58.399 Dizzy at at Disney Underscore Christmas, Just how spelled is your last name Christmas? 1025 01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.279 My last name is Christmas. Really, I don't know how my mama 1026 01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:04.520 found a nigga who last name was Christmas, but she did. Thank you 1027 01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:09.520 your mama, fucking saint Nick. Yes, what the you do? A 1028 01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:13.760 good job. If you ain't doing shit else, love her and message is 1029 01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:19.239 always the same. If you don't remember anything else, please remember it's gonna 1030 01:12:19.279 --> 01:12:21.600 cost thirty mil. I love you, guys, and I see you next 1031 01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:26.239 week and don't forget February seventeenth in Philadelphia. Click the link in my bio 1032 01:12:26.399 --> 01:12:30.239 or go to stormypea dot com. Can't we see guys? Peace? I 1033 01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:34.720 missed a few words. Who cares we inside? Outside? Inside? I 1034 01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:36.760 love this. Thank you